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Speaker 1: The Academy Award nominations. Came out to see you guys. Now we'll do that here in a little bit until you know who was nominated. Welcome out to the Monsters Mornings for a Radio one oh four point one, broadcasting live on iHeartRadio. I am Russ Rollins along with Daisy del Toro Angel Rivera. Now it's not for the King of Denmark Round Holmes to make his daily proclamation.
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Speaker 2: The funny Ryan.
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Speaker 3: Holmes corners shows media.
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Speaker 2: It's not me, man, it's.
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Speaker 3: You're not helpingular place already.
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Speaker 2: Funny readers, Hey, oh d get it, buppy d kod.
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Speaker 4: I get it.
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Speaker 5: I don't get it.
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Speaker 3: Hanging that money bun here by that mortgage guy. Done from that mortgage guy don dot com.
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Speaker 5: More on that later. Ah, it's an interesting time.
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Speaker 3: So that's about that time of the year where people start getting sick, and it happened in my household. My wife is currently working from home. She's under the weather right now, and she's she handles it well. She handles being sick far better than I do. Much like most women. She can power through she's at work. If I if I had even half of what she's doing, with you'd see me in bed be crying.
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Speaker 1: We know, we know you're weak. You don't tell us.
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Speaker 3: Now, all men do a bit of this. It's okay, it's okay. Well, I don't know what it is about us. We turn the little babies when we get sick. Like, let me ask you this stuff. I love I love my wife. We've been together for ten years now. It's a I've known her for a very very long time. But she's mad, Like she's like, not mad, but like she's kind of shocked. It's like, I'm leaving for work this morning.
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Speaker 5: I think a bite of a dog. My wife's over there on the other side of the living room.
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Speaker 3: Is I'm leaving, I'm like bye hundred And she's like, I don't get a kiss, and I'm like, hell no, I do not.
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Speaker 5: I'm not kissing a sick lady.
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Speaker 3: He's standing there with her with her tissues and you know, coughing and sneezing.
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Speaker 5: I'm not going over there.
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Speaker 1: That's your hyperchondriact thing.
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Speaker 5: It's not a hyper contracting.
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Speaker 1: This is your wife. Are spread cheek, You'll be fine. My god, you're gonna go.
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Speaker 3: You're gonna kiss one gross disease wife.
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Speaker 1: Every time, every single time. I'm not a crazy person. That's a hyperchondriact. Yeah, catch her on the cheek, being.
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Speaker 3: A hypochondriac, and then there's ducking and weaving all the kind of germs that I'm trying to do.
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Speaker 1: I'm not.
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Speaker 5: I'll kiss my wife. I'll kiss every part of my wife any day of the week, no problem, except for when she's sick. I'm not. I'm not doing Wow, that's crazy.
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Speaker 2: When I had a boyfriend, he got the COVID twice and.
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Speaker 5: We made love and everything.
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Speaker 2: That's what I don't get it. Because it's supposed to heal you when you're making love. You know it heals everything.
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Speaker 5: No, it does. Not that you literally spread COVID. Did you get COVID? I know well I got it.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, you got COVID. Not doing that, not from you.
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Speaker 1: Know you, honestly that if you would have gone over and say I love you, honey, kiss a on the cheek, you think you would have gotten something. No, you're you're sleeping the same bed with her or no. Not when she she's sick, you make her sleep somewhere else.
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Speaker 5: Now when she's sick, I go sleep somewhere else. I go sleep in against room.
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Speaker 3: That's why we have a guess it's not bad for It's bad for my health to be around old typhoid Christina when I'm not like trying to get sick.
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Speaker 5: I hate being sick.
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Speaker 1: You know how Sometimes I say things and you look at me like I'm a crazy person. Huh Yeah, that's exactly how I'm looking at you right now.
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Speaker 6: Ya.
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Speaker 4: How do you two think germs are past?
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Speaker 5: Yeah?
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Speaker 7: I don't care, he said, coughing exactly as you cough right into the microphone every other host is going to use.
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Speaker 4: That's right.
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Speaker 1: I don't care.
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Speaker 5: I would.
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Speaker 3: All I'm saying is like, I still got a life to live. I still got to go to work six days a week if I cannot get sick. So if I can avoid it, I'm gonna do everything in my power to avoid kissing my wife for two weeks.
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Speaker 5: Then I'm not I'm just kno gonna kiss my wife for two weeks.
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Speaker 1: When you told her to her face, I'm not kissing you, what she said.
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Speaker 3: She knows a thatt I'm crazy and b she looks like a sad puppy dog.
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Speaker 5: But that's not gonna work on me.
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Speaker 3: That's the germs in her brain, trying to lure me in so they can spread.
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Speaker 1: You think kiss kiss her on the cheek means automatically you're gonna be sick.
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Speaker 3: I'm just not trying to kiss a lady when they're they're filled with what could possibly be COVID, the flu, a regular cold, some new unknown virus that we are unaware of. So yeah, keep tears. I don't like shun her. I don't want I don't go through my house like like you stay on that end of the house. But there's a level of separation that I think is okay, that like is fun.
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Speaker 4: I mean, there is a level of shunning that you're doing right now.
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Speaker 5: It's not shunning, okay, shunning, this might be shut.
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Speaker 2: I just I just like defended you publicly, and now I'm about to get mad at you, because, like, honestly, the main thing a girl needs when she's sick is a man to be hugging up on her and make.
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Speaker 8: Her feel good.
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Speaker 2: You should have grabbed vaper, rub put it on both hands and rub her chest and her back, put her on a flea, hold her tightly, and then if you make love.
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Speaker 5: You make love. No, you make love when you feel sick. Yeah, that's how you heal.
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Speaker 3: No, incorrect, nothing, It's nothing worse than old snotty missionary that sounds horrible.
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Speaker 2: Cover their mouth.
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Speaker 4: With A I don't know a towel.
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Speaker 5: I don't think I'm wrong on this. You're wrong, Ryan, I think i'm I'm.
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Speaker 3: Well aware of how diseases are spread, and even if it's just the common cold, I don't want it, Okay.
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Speaker 5: I go through a big part of my life trying to avoid it.
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Speaker 3: I wash my hands a lot still to this day, and A it makes me feel better.
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Speaker 5: And B I've made it this whole year without getting sick. I ain't trying to get sick.
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Speaker 4: I love twenty two days into this exactly. I wouldn't brag yet.
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Speaker 5: That's a pretty good record.
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Speaker 4: But there's just twenty two days.
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Speaker 5: Here's the problem, angel, I don't have insurance.
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Speaker 3: Okay, I forgot to sign up for it again, all right, But that means I have to be a little bit more careful, a little bit more precarious in my situations, okay, because I I.
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Speaker 5: Just can't be doing that. Ran I blow her a kiss.
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Speaker 1: I go.
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Speaker 2: Make friends with doctors. That's your job, man, I say, celebrity, you make friends with doctors and then who cares about your insurance?
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Speaker 5: Only friends of the morning.
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Speaker 2: You say, but this is what's up, and then they send you the prescription.
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Speaker 3: I'm unfortunately only friends with one doctor and he's a dentist.
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Speaker 5: Not helpful. So and I'm pretty he could give out prescriptions. Yeah he can, You're right? Yeah right, like not just for tea stuff.
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Speaker 7: Yeah he could give you pill get some z pats, some antibiotics.
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Speaker 5: Hey, Matt, we need to hang out somebody. What is wrong with you?
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Speaker 9: Right?
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Speaker 5: I'm just kidding.
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Speaker 3: I don't know if you agree with me or disagree seven seven zero three one.
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Speaker 9: I don't.
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Speaker 3: I don't think I'm out of pocket here for thinking that. Like, hey, just for this week, maybe two weeks. No kiss KISSI no, no, no mouth on mouth stuff.
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Speaker 1: Okay, walk and give her a little hugs. I'd love you, honey.
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Speaker 3: I give her a side hug, like a fast, like quick, you know, side hug, love you boo bye.
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Speaker 5: But uh, I don't let her pet the dog either, praising.
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Speaker 2: She's getting zero affection on top of being sick.
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Speaker 3: You got to tough it out, and in the Holmes household, you gotta tell you gotta be tough.
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Speaker 1: Can you imagine being his wife?
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Speaker 2: No, I would have punched him in the gut right now, like if he was like a zombie, if he was my husband and I'm trying to you know, hey, baby, make love to me because I'm sick and he's get away from me.
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Speaker 5: The reasonable I'm gonna be like, all.
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Speaker 2: Right, come here, and then as soon as he gets closing, all right.
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Speaker 7: So hold on a second. Yeah, is this a real thing? Like or are you out on the island by yourself? So when you're sick, you still want to get down.
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Speaker 2: That's mainly when I need it, so so you really think it's healing, like medically healing.
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Speaker 5: To have sex hormone, doitter.
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Speaker 2: There's a certain hormone that makes you happy and heal it heals you faster.
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Speaker 5: That's literally the best medicine.
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Speaker 3: My dad always say, drink tequila and make love.
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Speaker 5: Everything's fine, Like you're the first.
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Speaker 3: Before you cross the streetringing.
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Speaker 7: Yeah, you're the first female that I've ever heard say this. I've never heard a woman say hey, I'm being one hundred percent serious.
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Speaker 5: Maybe they like to.
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Speaker 2: You, Maybe they just didn't do because inside of us sometimes we don't say it.
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Speaker 5: I say it because they I'm out poking.
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Speaker 2: But I would think all women agree with me.
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Speaker 1: You said you're outspoken. Yeah, I think you see you out poking.
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Speaker 7: We need all our women listeners to stand up and help us guys out here on the show and are a male listenership. If you guys agree with Daisy, please hit us up real mobile seven seven zero three to one and I just just text us agree. If you don't agree, obviously disagree.
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Speaker 2: But okay, So I thought men liked when women are weaker. Also, that's a weak moment, isn't that when you take advantage?
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Speaker 7: I like playful I like playful weakness. I don't like it that you're coughing rains, not coming out of your.
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Speaker 5: Ladies and terminal cancer.
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Speaker 7: You would have one hundred one hundred degree temperature like no, none of that is hot.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, I can't help. But notice that you're shick?
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Speaker 9: Girl?
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Speaker 5: Are you single too?
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Speaker 7: Almost passed out? Those nice cream bookers in your nose?
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Speaker 5: I smoke.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna fill your head. Oh you nice?
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Speaker 5: You're giving me a fever?
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Speaker 9: Girl?
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Speaker 5: Yeah, what's up?
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Speaker 2: You're making it sound worse than you're making it sound bad.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, you're right. I'm the one that's making this sound bad.
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Speaker 3: Daisy's coming at you like a sick rape zombie and you think that that's fine, that's normal in Daisy's world.
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Speaker 7: Hot baby, it sounds like you're losing a lung coughing.
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Speaker 5: Oh I love it when you cough.
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Speaker 9: Girl.
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Speaker 2: My god, you guys are making me sound like a creep.
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Speaker 1: Yeah we're doing Hey, I'm on your team.
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Speaker 7: Yeah we did this. We just asked for clarification of what you were saying.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, thank you, all the same people.
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Speaker 2: I'm forty one years old.
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Speaker 4: I thought this was normal.
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Speaker 3: Oh my nothing about you is normal and we love you for that.
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Speaker 5: But I thought this was normal. O.
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Speaker 2: Wait, some of the things I know I'm bad. I shouldn't have grabbed his nipples.
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Speaker 5: I know that was bad, but.
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Speaker 7: So right, just going off of right now, off of the test. Yeah, it's right down the middle.
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Speaker 2: Aha, what I say.
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Speaker 4: No, you're not overwhelming women here. It's fifty to fifty. It's right down the middle.
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Speaker 2: But that means the women agree with me and the manner on your side.
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Speaker 7: No, this is the only women texting us, so oh wait, the women disagree it was old. Yeah, well, there are half of the women that are texted in disagree, half of the women texted in agree.
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Speaker 4: It's fifty to fifty.
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Speaker 2: Well that's something's wrong with the ones that don't agree.
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Speaker 5: If you don't agree with me, you know, you know it is pretty sick.
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Speaker 1: Though.
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Speaker 1: All right. If you'd love to leave us some message, you can do it right now. If you listen on the iHeartRadio app, you're going to see a microphone. Click on the microphone, leave us some message. We'll play those in the next couple of segments. And while you're there on the iheartradiot make us the number one preset makes everybody happy around here. Don't go anywhere. You're listening to the match of the morning. That is sort of all last minute situation. I just got a message that we'll be talking to Bert Kreischer in about five minutes or so, so our old buddy Brick Chrischer will be on with us. We'll talk to him. Welcome out of the Mantras. Mornings were Radio one on four point one broadcast live on iHeartRadio. I am Rus Rollins along with Angel Rivera, Daisy Deltorro and Ryan Holmes all here today. So they came out with the Academy Award for Best Picture and they now they do it. I think it's like ten different people. There are ten different movies one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, Yeah. Ten That they nominate. How many of these have you guys seen? And how are you feeling about about the films that were nominated for the Academy Awards? First one they got his Sinners? Did anyone see Sinners? So?
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Speaker 7: I've seen it twice in the movie theater, bought the DVD?
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Speaker 9: Love.
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Speaker 4: I just watched it again this week.
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Speaker 1: Great movie, awesome movie. Have you seen it? Ryan? Yes? Did you see it? Daisy?
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Speaker 9: No?
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Speaker 1: No, Sinners is good? What do you think about test Centers? Do you like it?
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Speaker 9: Right? Oh?
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Speaker 5: I thot you're still talking to Daisy. I'm sorry. Was a good movie? Yeah it was. It was a very good movie.
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Speaker 1: You don't think of it as as Academy Award winning?
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Speaker 3: No, sure, should definitely win awards. I think it's for me. I'm like, I saw it much in the way, one battle after another. I'm like, this is a very over hyped movie for me, But I did enjoy it.
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Speaker 1: Ham Nett? Did anyone see ham Net? Which I just all I think of is a big net trying to catch a pig. But I know that's not what it's about. None of us have seen ham Nett? Have we?
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Speaker 10: No?
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Speaker 1: All right? So that's the second one, Frankenstein loved it, so.
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Speaker 2: I didn't finish watching it, which is the bad part. But to where I got it's amazing.
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Speaker 1: I loved it and had like eight nominations nomination Frankensight and we all saw Franken soon. You didn't like it as much as I did?
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Speaker 3: Right, I know, I did not look like it was all shot on a cg I screen to me, Angel, did.
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Speaker 1: You like it or not like it?
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Speaker 4: I liked it, but no, definitely not as much as you liked it.
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Speaker 1: Okay, Marty Supreme haven't seen it? Want to see it? I guess it's funny.
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Speaker 5: That's with which is Marty with a mayonnaise and bacon?
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Speaker 1: No, Marty Supreme? That's what's his name? Timothy schallamey Oh, okay, and he's a ping pong pong.
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Speaker 5: Player And never even heard of it?
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Speaker 4: Okay, No, really missed all the hype for that.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, I've never even heard of it.
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Speaker 1: Oh it's been hyped.
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Speaker 4: Oh my gosh.
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Speaker 7: There's been a whole like movement since like late November all the way to now, with like he won the balls popping up places and the Yeah, it was a big thing.
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Speaker 2: I didn't even know why he won at the Golden Globes. I saw that he won, but I had no idea he.
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Speaker 1: Won from Marty Supreme sentimental value. Don't even know what this is. No, I don't know it's it's nominated for Best Picture one Battle after another. I first started watching it, I was bored. I turned it off. I went back and watched it again, and I enjoyed it a lot the second time that I that I tried it. M M, it's probably gonna win the Academy A war back.
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Speaker 3: I don't think it should. That's the one I'm like, No, absolutely not. Sinners is a far better movie than that movie Pogonia.
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Speaker 1: I loved Pogonia. That's the one where they shave the uh what's her name now, stonemistone's head and they think she's from out of her space and all that kind of stuff.
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Speaker 5: Okay, I haven't seen it, but have heard it.
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Speaker 1: Really good movie. I don't know if it will win the Academy Award, but it's really good. F one, did you like it?
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Speaker 2: I loved it. One of the best movies I've seen in at least ten years.
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Speaker 1: I need to watch with a different mindset. Thing because I did not.
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Speaker 5: Think it was caring for it.
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Speaker 7: I loved it from the moment that it got onto Apple. I probably have watched or it's on at my place. I've watched it. It's an entirely, but that's the movie. That's either it's on or I'm watching it.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, racing is your thing, so I understand.
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Speaker 7: That, okay, But it's not just the formula one though. I like the performances. I like the story. I like uh Javier bar Dam, I like Brad Pitt, I like.
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Speaker 1: I need to give it another tra I think it's obviously I'm wrong. Obviously I'm wrong. It's nominated for an Academy Awards. I didn't need to give it another shot. The Secret Agent, I don't even know what that is. No, I always try to watch all of the movies were nominated for the categmory, so I have to have to watch A Secret Agent and then train.
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Speaker 5: Dreams that should win.
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Speaker 1: I did see it. It does seem like it's an Academy Award win.
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Speaker 5: Hands down.
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Speaker 3: A movie hasn't made me feel something like that movie made me feel something in a long time.
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Speaker 5: But it's sad, Yes, yeah, it's sad, but it's sad.
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Speaker 3: But is it sad because at the end, I mean, like the man is it a plane having the time of his life?
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Speaker 1: Angel, I think that's Burt. Call him right now? There we go.
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Speaker 5: No, I think that I really enjoyed that movie.
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Speaker 3: But I again, my favorite movie is The Assassination of Jesse James by the coward Robert Ford, which is also a very slow movie.
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Speaker 5: I like a slow movie.
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Speaker 2: What is it called? Because now I want to watch it.
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Speaker 5: Train Dreams Dream? Yeah, don't be confusing with run a train Dream.
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Speaker 1: This is a different movie. Okay, two minutes out, Okay, good. We'll talk to Bert Kreischer in a couple of minutes.
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Speaker 5: But he's been all over the place, man, Oh yeah, and he knows it.
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Speaker 3: I was watching a podcast with him recently, and because I really enjoy his podcast. Uh, and he's he's generally concerned that he's over exposed.
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Speaker 1: That's funny. I was gonna ask him about that. Okay, yeah, that's one of the questions I was going to ask him because he talks about it. Ye Oh does he Okay, yeah, he is everywhere and that. But that Gene Simmons story, he's telling it every he tells it everywhere.
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Speaker 5: I'll tell you one thing about train dreams.
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Speaker 4: Though.
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Speaker 3: I got a wonky tree by my house and it like recently a branch fell off this tree and then like shattered my windshield on my truck.
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Speaker 5: And there's a scene in that movie because he's a.
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Speaker 3: Logger, you know, out in the middle of nowhere, and then they have these like they would cut these trees, and they have these ones called widow makers where a branch would just fall randomly and kill you dead, no lead up, nothing, And I think about that a lot now I'm walking around my yard and forests and various things.
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Speaker 5: But that movie was so interesting because.
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Speaker 3: There was not a antagonist, not a protagonist. It was just about the roughness of a guy's life.
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Speaker 5: And that wasn't even that long ago.
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Speaker 1: Yeah back that it was nineteen eight or something like that. I guess. It was one of those films and.
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Speaker 5: How quickly technology came at the world.
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Speaker 1: It was weird because they were still like, you know, Indians and stuff then, and like, you know, there.
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Speaker 3: Was a lot they're still Native Americas now, right, yeah, but they were like they on Casina, you know what I'm.
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Speaker 1: Saying, Like it was they were still like living out in TP's and stuff in nineteen oh.
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Speaker 5: Eight, they were not living in Tpe's the guy owns a store.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, but they showed that they showed an area where they had that.
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Speaker 5: Oh really, I don't remember that part.
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Speaker 3: But again, like it's hard, like a movie that made me just like feel whether it was sad. Sure, there's things that made me feel happy, you know, but this one was like just the just life. Like I walked away from that movie going check out, check out Bagonia.
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Speaker 1: I think I think you might like it.
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Speaker 2: Okay, Bogonia. Okay, let me text that one to myself.
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Speaker 5: Okay, that's a that's a weird yeah, b U g O n I A. Yeah, look at that.
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Speaker 1: I did it right.
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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, okay.
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Speaker 2: So now I have two movies to watch or should I also watch Centers?
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Speaker 5: Is it worth?
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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, dang it, I have three movies to watch.
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Speaker 5: Sinners is a good movie.
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Speaker 3: But I was surprised that like it now has the record for most nominations.
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Speaker 1: Does it really happen?
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Speaker 5: Because it's set sixteen on the line was right.
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Speaker 1: Now, we have our buddy Burt Kreischer. Burt, how you doing, Mauddy?
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Speaker 4: I'm doing great?
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Speaker 1: Russ?
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Speaker 9: How you doing?
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Speaker 1: I am doing wonderful man. I swear you you have been so busy and you have been like all over the place. Do you ever get time to rest because I'm seeing Burt Kreischer everywhere.
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Speaker 9: No, no, no, no, no, I have not. I have not rested since December eighteen. I'm not at this moment.
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Speaker 1: Is it okay? Is there a reason why? Because I mean, obviously you're doing well, like you know, you know, a bank account's got to be pretty good. You got some time to go, I don't know, go to Tahiti or something like that. Do you just not like vacationing?
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Speaker 9: No? You know me, Russ looks. I was in here. I was in your studio for the first time. I think I was like thirty seven years old. Yeah, thirty seven still know success making thirteen hundred dollars at the year when I know improv And then I started to give half the managers and agents and then I turned forty what forty six forty seven when all this I may get famous? Yeah, And at that point I think I looked at it like this doesn't last forever. Make hay while the sun shines right, these opportunities aren't here forever. I mean, I'm Gene Hackman's part of his career where he started. So like, let's start working. And so I'm I'm I'm cool working and making money in my at fifty three and I go, look, when Hollywood's done with me in four years, then I'll take some time off. But right now I'm gonna burn it.
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Speaker 1: You're doing it, and you're doing a great job.
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Speaker 10: Man.
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Speaker 1: I watch all your podcast stuff. I see everything that you're doing. Hey, a lot of people absolutely loved your set that you did here in Orlando. You were at the Kia Center. How was that experience for you?
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Speaker 9: That was incredible? Man. By the way, I got so much love in Orlando. I forget how many people I know and grew up with that live in Orlando. That was that was really special. And you know, the Kis Center really took care of me too. They got a bunch of old magic stuff.
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Speaker 4: Dude, I love it.
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Speaker 9: I'm coming back. I'm going to be in like Daytona, Daytona Sebruary fourteenth for the for the Daytona five hundred. I'm doing the official pre party the night before the Daytona five hundred.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, just so you know, and I listen, you're busy I get it. But we're going to be live doing our show live in Daytona at Racing's North Turn the day on the thirteenth, that Friday morning from six to eleven, just like when we invited you on hook. Yeah, when we like when invited when Hulk Hogan was there and everything. You're invited to come be a part of the show if you want to. I know you're a busy man. I didn't want to pressure you. I just want to let you know that if you want to come and promote, you're welcome to.
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Speaker 7: He didn't want to pressure you, but he's going to ask you on one hundred thousand watt radio station on all of Central Florida.
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Speaker 1: Pressure. That's heard the right question that we want Burnt this I'm there.
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Speaker 9: You know I'm there.
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Speaker 4: You know I'm there.
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Speaker 7: Hell yeah, we got you on the hook, dude.
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Speaker 1: But yeah, what are you doing? What are you going to be doing at the Daytona.
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Speaker 9: Five hundred nineteen with NASCAR? And they said, you know, can you just throw a party with comedy? And I was like, well, can I bring and I go? I really honestly I want to bring music And they were like, please, who would you bring? And I was like, first person I reached out to is Diplo, because I know Diplo is funded a party. He's great. He really brings the energy. His parties are huge. And then I was like, and then if I have two more asks, I go without a doubt, it's Florida Legends, Leonard skinnerd Oh my god, Leonard Skinnered. I got Diplo, and I got Ernest, one of the best singer songwriters out of Nashville. And I was like, we'll bring my comedy friends down. We'll get some beer, some barbecue, We'll just have a party. It'll go intill like two in the morning, and then get ready for the race tomorrow.
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Speaker 4: I can't wait.
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Speaker 1: Bert. I'm looking at the promo that you have for it, and it's like you in like a jumpsuit. That is great. That is great. And then Skinnered and Diplo, man, that is awesome.
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Speaker 9: Man, I'm so excited. The best part is like Skinner's coming to my Pampa show. I'm in Tampa January thirtieth. They're coming to the Tampa show to watch the show. And I was like, Hey, can you guys, can we do a podcast? And They're like, yeah, of course, So I'm doing a podcast.
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Speaker 1: Well, Leonards entered, that is amazing. Yeah, it looks like you're really enjoying the podcast. So you really love doing it, don't you.
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Speaker 4: I do.
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Speaker 9: I'm gonna be very honest, and we haven't talked about this at all because everyone's blowing me up on socials is like where was Two Bears yesterday? The best part for us is that we don't. We can do it on our own time, and so we're pulling back and doing episodes when we want to and when they're good, and if they're not good, we're not releasing them because you know, you know the thing you can tell when you've had it. You've been doing it at a high level for what thirty five years? Yeah, forty years you've been doing it, and us podcasters, we've been phoning it in every now and then.
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Speaker 1: No, we we.
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Speaker 9: Listen to a couple of two Bears.
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Speaker 11: Listen to the ones that have thirty five thousand downloads, You're like, jesus, are they even awake? So yeah, we're we're doing our podcast now more at our pace, and we've changed ad sales so that we don't we're not beholding every week and it's gotten really fun again.
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Speaker 9: You know, it's like it's in and so I'm I'm falling back in love with podcasting.
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Speaker 1: Good. That's awesome. Ryan. Question for Burt Kreischer, who, Yeah, is going to be here in town and it's going to be the day two to five hundred for a pre party on February the fourteenth.
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Speaker 3: Bert, I've actually found you very inspirational man, because you said youre talking about how you're in your late thirties and you started to, you know, get famous in your forties, and I'm asking for a friend because I'm not that's not me. But like, I'm in my thirties at this point in my life, you know, like doing comedy and you know, having like mild success doing the whole thing. But like, how were you able to just like keep going? Like what was the what was the you know, the drive there? Because I kind of feel like I'm not finding the fun in it.
00:25:40
Speaker 5: I'm sure you hit that point too. What was the what was the turnaround for you?
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Speaker 9: I'm saying I didn't have an option, I had two kids, I didn't have another skill set. I was like, I don't know.
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Speaker 1: I got to be honest with you.
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Speaker 9: I feel like one of those guys in Normandy who gets to the on the other side of the beach, and it's like it was like I didn't can't believe I did that, but I didn't need to do that, Like I had no option. I mean, you know, I you have no idea, Like you know, my victories were like honestly, the first time I came in and did Monsters like that was like a like you remember that erin That was like a huge victory for me, and it sold tickets. Those were the things that I hung my hat on. Is that first appearance that I did where I just on Savannah Show and it didn't go well and I went in and I told Russ and he was like.
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Speaker 4: He was like, oh, please talk about that.
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Speaker 9: Like those I just looked at like small victories and I was like nice, Like the first time I did Rogan and I was like, well, I got three thousand Twitter followers. I looked at the small victories and I just kept going, let's move in that direction. Even when I did my first theater tour, I was like if I was like, if I can just add next theater tour, if I can just add like twenty percent more fans, Like every time a special came out, I was like, if I can just add like ten percent more fans, twenty percent more fans the victory I looked at like free birt that's streaming now on Netflix, and I go, if I can just break the top ten. It's a scripted series, it's not a stand up special. If I can break the top ten, I can get in front of in front of like cameon Demon Hunters or whatever, it's big right there, right Like, I go, that's all I'm looking for. It.
00:27:18
Speaker 5: Did the haters matter to you at this point?
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Speaker 3: Because I like, I love you, I follow comedy, do all that kind of stuff, and there's like, you know, a thousand dumb dumbs out there that make a video like Bart Kriis or this or whatever does that?
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Speaker 5: Does that? Do you care about that? Or you just like eat my success bitches?
00:27:31
Speaker 9: No, no, No, haters still bother me.
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Speaker 5: Yep.
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Speaker 9: I like the I'm I'm a real person. I wish it didn't. I'm trying to read a book about stoicism, so it doesn't.
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Speaker 1: But like, yeah, I.
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Speaker 9: Want everyone to like me, and when they don't, it, you know, I go, what did I do?
00:27:47
Speaker 4: Like what did I do wrong?
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Speaker 9: You know?
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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, but you have to like admit like you no. No, there's no person that everybody likes though.
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Speaker 9: I know, I know, do you know there's Dolly Parton.
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Speaker 1: I mean, nobody likes to Who the hell doesn't like DOLLI.
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Speaker 3: Remember what you remember when she made the COVID vaccine people read her then okay, well.
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Speaker 9: It's like it's like I can listen to like like people trash Rogan sometimes and I how can you trash Rogan? He's like the greatest guy in the world. And then I'm sure it doesn't bother him. I wish it didn't bother me, but yeah, it still bothers you. You know, there are people that like, what's so funny is I released the trailer to this on on Christmas Day and I saw negative comments. I don't read the comments, but like I like, I was like, I'm sure there's negative comments. And then the little girl that plays Island in this show, she saw them. She's eleven years old, and she started lighting the dudes up, like the one guy's like this Burt chrischer fell off and then she wrote, your mom, that's a writer or not? He texted me and She's like, are you are you cool to be doing this? I was like, leelu go after them, and then she would screen grab him and send me me and I would laugh hysterically.
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Speaker 1: Hey, Burt, they're tell us you're a really tight schedule. Obviously, we got to talk to you forever. You're invited to come out that day, but we're still gonna promote you whether you come out or not, because we love you to death. You're in our you know, my Monster Guest Hall of Fame, and you deserve all your success. And thank you for taking time to talk to us today. But we'd love to talk to you some more when you have more time. Russ.
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Speaker 9: All I ask is I hope you watched the first episode. And if you're not hooked by that last line, buddy, I owe you a beer.
00:29:24
Speaker 1: You got it, buddy?
00:29:26
Speaker 9: All right, man, I'll see you February thirteenth. Thank you guys.
00:29:29
Speaker 1: There you go it, Bert Bert Kreischer, All right, now we gotta take a break. Don't go anywhere. You're listening to the monstro of the morning.
00:29:37
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Speaker 1: Well, yeah, now February thirteenth, racing's going to turn scheduled. Who appeared with the Monster? Who would be Bert Kreisler. That's pretty cool.
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Speaker 2: I'm gonna do a lot of research and I promise you guys, when I get there, I'm gonna know everything about Netflix.
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Speaker 7: Go to Netflix and while his specials are there, the new show's on there.
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Speaker 1: Watch the new show, watch the spec The guy is hilarious and he's one of the nicest guys. He came in here and you know what he's right When he came in here was when the folks from the Funny Bone or it was the Improv. Then they've got he rested on this comedian. I'm like, I've never heard of him. Well, he's got a TV show on Travel Channel. I'm like, okay, fine, let him come in. And he came. I didn't know who he was. He came in and crushed. It was so damn funny, was so great and uh and he's you know, kind of.
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Speaker 7: Comes in front of the show his uh, the beginning of his stardom, he was still in college. He was the epitome, uh college party guy. Fifth year, sixth year, quote unquote senior Rolling Stone went to FSU. The magazine Well goes to the campus and everybody on campus is like, oh no, you got to go talk to this guy.
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Speaker 4: This is the guy that you go party with.
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Speaker 7: And then he ends up being in an article in Rolling Stone, and that's what started the trajectory to go.
00:31:29
Speaker 1: Out and Daisy. Every time he's come in, he's brought a bottle of tequila and he drinks the whole thing, like like tequila.
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Speaker 5: He brought a couple of he would actually, matter of fact, you need to definitely give him.
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Speaker 1: Bring him some of your tequila. On that day, it's Friday, February thirteenth, we will be live Racing's North Turning and listen. One thing I know about Bert Kreisler, if he tells us he's doing something. He's doing it so tells me like he's gonna be there with us. So that's pretty cool, right, any.
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Speaker 3: Hot takes we do if you wanted a part of the showgut the iHeart Radio app. He's a talkback function and here'stuf out to the Stone.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, oh yeah, let's see.
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Speaker 3: He's playing hot and Fast, Hot and Ready, hot Tags, hot Take.
00:32:08
Speaker 1: Hey guys, what's up. It's Brian and Orman.
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Speaker 6: Hey Daisy, I'm gonna say it's awesome that Bert's gonna try and come out to the to the live show at North Turn Now. It'll be so cool. I worked there like a few years ago. It's a great place, great location. Anyway, I just hope he's really there. That would be so cool. If he doesn't ghost you, like like Carrot Top. I mean, come on, Bert, I hope you. I hope you follow through.
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Speaker 1: Burt has always following through anything he's told me he's gonna do. And you're you're right about that. Carrot Top has told me he's gonna come in, and he does it. He he sleeps in. I like Carrot Top. H he'll text, he'll text me every once a while, but he has promised me he's going to come in, and he does. He does ghost us, and I hate that.
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Speaker 5: I saw him. He was at the farmers market the other day.
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Speaker 1: I know he's in town and he'll tech we're still do we text like we're friends, But he doesn't. He doesn't. He doesn't need to come in.
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Speaker 7: I guess do we need to send him a car? Is that is that if we send him a car to pick him up?
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Speaker 1: You know, I'll ask next time I see him and invite him, I'll say, listen, do you need me to send you a car?
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Speaker 4: Yeah?
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Speaker 1: You know, because you promised me several times. If you don't come in, and then it sounds like you're a dick. But he's not. He's a nice guy.
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Speaker 4: That's because you say so.
00:33:18
Speaker 10: He rush, Daisy, loved you, but you have got to be out of your mind. I don't want I love my wife to death, but she knows keep your sick ass away from you. There's nothing, definitely no making love.
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Speaker 4: I don't I don't want.
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Speaker 1: You to touch me.
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Speaker 4: Oh he said that would feel But then.
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Speaker 5: On the other side, good morning.
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Speaker 8: It's Melinda. Daisy as a forty two year old woman who sees you and hears you and is you when it comes to this stuff. Sometimes saying stup no pun intended, because when your noses are stuffed up, you got to breathe the amount and that leaves some things off limits. But yeah, if you just got a cold man, whatever, get it done by.
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Speaker 6: That's right.
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Speaker 1: They got it.
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Speaker 4: They got a top shop that's my buddys place.
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Speaker 1: A bunch of places.
00:34:45
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, are you expanding every week?
00:34:48
Speaker 5: Every week? We got good salespeople, So all right.
00:34:51
Speaker 1: Angel what you got?
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Speaker 7: Have me up by any social media platform and specially mister Holmes.
00:34:55
Speaker 5: My name is Ryan Holmes. I do comedy.
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Speaker 3: That means you can find me at Ryan Holmes Comedies Man.
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Speaker 1: Check out our website Real Radiomasters dot com. That's Real Radio Monsters dot com for all upcoming events. Stay tuned for the news jokie right after the Monsters. Then at three o'clock it's the Jim Colbert Show. We're back tomorrow, do our things. Samannah's gonna be here from Angel Ryan and Daisy.
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Speaker 1: That's all rock romince Hey, thank you so much for listening. We ain't gotta go home, but we gotta get the hell up out of here. M shirls
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Speaker 5: More on that later. Ah, it's an interesting time.
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Speaker 3: So that's about that time of the year where people start getting sick, and it happened in my household. My wife is currently working from home. She's under the weather right now, and she's she handles it well. She handles being sick far better than I do. Much like most women. She can power through she's at work. If I if I had even half of what she's doing, with you'd see me in bed be crying.
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Speaker 1: We know, we know you're weak. You don't tell us.
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Speaker 3: Now, all men do a bit of this. It's okay, it's okay. Well, I don't know what it is about us. We turn the little babies when we get sick. Like, let me ask you this stuff. I love I love my wife. We've been together for ten years now. It's a I've known her for a very very long time. But she's mad, Like she's like, not mad, but like she's kind of shocked. It's like, I'm leaving for work this morning.
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Speaker 5: I think a bite of a dog. My wife's over there on the other side of the living room.
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Speaker 3: Is I'm leaving, I'm like bye hundred And she's like, I don't get a kiss, and I'm like, hell no, I do not.
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Speaker 5: I'm not kissing a sick lady.
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Speaker 3: He's standing there with her with her tissues and you know, coughing and sneezing.
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Speaker 5: I'm not going over there.
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Speaker 1: That's your hyperchondriact thing.
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Speaker 5: It's not a hyper contracting.
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Speaker 1: This is your wife. Are spread cheek, You'll be fine. My god, you're gonna go.
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Speaker 3: You're gonna kiss one gross disease wife.
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Speaker 1: Every time, every single time. I'm not a crazy person. That's a hyperchondriact. Yeah, catch her on the cheek, being.
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Speaker 3: A hypochondriac, and then there's ducking and weaving all the kind of germs that I'm trying to do.
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Speaker 1: I'm not.
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Speaker 5: I'll kiss my wife. I'll kiss every part of my wife any day of the week, no problem, except for when she's sick. I'm not. I'm not doing Wow, that's crazy.
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Speaker 2: When I had a boyfriend, he got the COVID twice and.
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Speaker 5: We made love and everything.
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Speaker 2: That's what I don't get it. Because it's supposed to heal you when you're making love. You know it heals everything.
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Speaker 5: No, it does. Not that you literally spread COVID. Did you get COVID? I know well I got it.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, you got COVID. Not doing that, not from you.
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Speaker 1: Know you, honestly that if you would have gone over and say I love you, honey, kiss a on the cheek, you think you would have gotten something. No, you're you're sleeping the same bed with her or no. Not when she she's sick, you make her sleep somewhere else.
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Speaker 5: Now when she's sick, I go sleep somewhere else. I go sleep in against room.
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Speaker 3: That's why we have a guess it's not bad for It's bad for my health to be around old typhoid Christina when I'm not like trying to get sick.
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Speaker 5: I hate being sick.
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Speaker 1: You know how Sometimes I say things and you look at me like I'm a crazy person. Huh Yeah, that's exactly how I'm looking at you right now.
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Speaker 6: Ya.
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Speaker 4: How do you two think germs are past?
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Speaker 5: Yeah?
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Speaker 7: I don't care, he said, coughing exactly as you cough right into the microphone every other host is going to use.
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Speaker 4: That's right.
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Speaker 1: I don't care.
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Speaker 5: I would.
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Speaker 3: All I'm saying is like, I still got a life to live. I still got to go to work six days a week if I cannot get sick. So if I can avoid it, I'm gonna do everything in my power to avoid kissing my wife for two weeks.
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Speaker 5: Then I'm not I'm just kno gonna kiss my wife for two weeks.
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Speaker 1: When you told her to her face, I'm not kissing you, what she said.
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Speaker 3: She knows a thatt I'm crazy and b she looks like a sad puppy dog.
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Speaker 5: But that's not gonna work on me.
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Speaker 3: That's the germs in her brain, trying to lure me in so they can spread.
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Speaker 1: You think kiss kiss her on the cheek means automatically you're gonna be sick.
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Speaker 3: I'm just not trying to kiss a lady when they're they're filled with what could possibly be COVID, the flu, a regular cold, some new unknown virus that we are unaware of. So yeah, keep tears. I don't like shun her. I don't want I don't go through my house like like you stay on that end of the house. But there's a level of separation that I think is okay, that like is fun.
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Speaker 4: I mean, there is a level of shunning that you're doing right now.
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Speaker 5: It's not shunning, okay, shunning, this might be shut.
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Speaker 2: I just I just like defended you publicly, and now I'm about to get mad at you, because, like, honestly, the main thing a girl needs when she's sick is a man to be hugging up on her and make.
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Speaker 8: Her feel good.
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Speaker 2: You should have grabbed vaper, rub put it on both hands and rub her chest and her back, put her on a flea, hold her tightly, and then if you make love.
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Speaker 5: You make love. No, you make love when you feel sick. Yeah, that's how you heal.
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Speaker 3: No, incorrect, nothing, It's nothing worse than old snotty missionary that sounds horrible.
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Speaker 2: Cover their mouth.
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Speaker 4: With A I don't know a towel.
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Speaker 5: I don't think I'm wrong on this. You're wrong, Ryan, I think i'm I'm.
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Speaker 3: Well aware of how diseases are spread, and even if it's just the common cold, I don't want it, Okay.
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Speaker 5: I go through a big part of my life trying to avoid it.
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Speaker 3: I wash my hands a lot still to this day, and A it makes me feel better.
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Speaker 5: And B I've made it this whole year without getting sick. I ain't trying to get sick.
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Speaker 4: I love twenty two days into this exactly. I wouldn't brag yet.
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Speaker 5: That's a pretty good record.
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Speaker 4: But there's just twenty two days.
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Speaker 5: Here's the problem, angel, I don't have insurance.
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Speaker 3: Okay, I forgot to sign up for it again, all right, But that means I have to be a little bit more careful, a little bit more precarious in my situations, okay, because I I.
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Speaker 5: Just can't be doing that. Ran I blow her a kiss.
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Speaker 1: I go.
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Speaker 2: Make friends with doctors. That's your job, man, I say, celebrity, you make friends with doctors and then who cares about your insurance?
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Speaker 5: Only friends of the morning.
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Speaker 2: You say, but this is what's up, and then they send you the prescription.
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Speaker 3: I'm unfortunately only friends with one doctor and he's a dentist.
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Speaker 5: Not helpful. So and I'm pretty he could give out prescriptions. Yeah he can, You're right? Yeah right, like not just for tea stuff.
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Speaker 7: Yeah he could give you pill get some z pats, some antibiotics.
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Speaker 5: Hey, Matt, we need to hang out somebody. What is wrong with you?
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Speaker 9: Right?
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Speaker 5: I'm just kidding.
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Speaker 3: I don't know if you agree with me or disagree seven seven zero three one.
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Speaker 9: I don't.
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Speaker 3: I don't think I'm out of pocket here for thinking that. Like, hey, just for this week, maybe two weeks. No kiss KISSI no, no, no mouth on mouth stuff.
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Speaker 1: Okay, walk and give her a little hugs. I'd love you, honey.
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Speaker 3: I give her a side hug, like a fast, like quick, you know, side hug, love you boo bye.
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Speaker 5: But uh, I don't let her pet the dog either, praising.
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Speaker 2: She's getting zero affection on top of being sick.
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Speaker 3: You got to tough it out, and in the Holmes household, you gotta tell you gotta be tough.
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Speaker 1: Can you imagine being his wife?
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Speaker 2: No, I would have punched him in the gut right now, like if he was like a zombie, if he was my husband and I'm trying to you know, hey, baby, make love to me because I'm sick and he's get away from me.
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Speaker 5: The reasonable I'm gonna be like, all.
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Speaker 2: Right, come here, and then as soon as he gets closing, all right.
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Speaker 7: So hold on a second. Yeah, is this a real thing? Like or are you out on the island by yourself? So when you're sick, you still want to get down.
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Speaker 2: That's mainly when I need it, so so you really think it's healing, like medically healing.
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Speaker 5: To have sex hormone, doitter.
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Speaker 2: There's a certain hormone that makes you happy and heal it heals you faster.
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Speaker 5: That's literally the best medicine.
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Speaker 3: My dad always say, drink tequila and make love.
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Speaker 5: Everything's fine, Like you're the first.
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Speaker 3: Before you cross the streetringing.
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Speaker 7: Yeah, you're the first female that I've ever heard say this. I've never heard a woman say hey, I'm being one hundred percent serious.
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Speaker 5: Maybe they like to.
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Speaker 2: You, Maybe they just didn't do because inside of us sometimes we don't say it.
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Speaker 5: I say it because they I'm out poking.
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Speaker 2: But I would think all women agree with me.
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Speaker 1: You said you're outspoken. Yeah, I think you see you out poking.
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Speaker 7: We need all our women listeners to stand up and help us guys out here on the show and are a male listenership. If you guys agree with Daisy, please hit us up real mobile seven seven zero three to one and I just just text us agree. If you don't agree, obviously disagree.
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Speaker 2: But okay, So I thought men liked when women are weaker. Also, that's a weak moment, isn't that when you take advantage?
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Speaker 7: I like playful I like playful weakness. I don't like it that you're coughing rains, not coming out of your.
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Speaker 5: Ladies and terminal cancer.
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Speaker 7: You would have one hundred one hundred degree temperature like no, none of that is hot.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, I can't help. But notice that you're shick?
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Speaker 9: Girl?
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Speaker 5: Are you single too?
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Speaker 7: Almost passed out? Those nice cream bookers in your nose?
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Speaker 5: I smoke.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna fill your head. Oh you nice?
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Speaker 5: You're giving me a fever?
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Speaker 9: Girl?
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Speaker 5: Yeah, what's up?
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Speaker 2: You're making it sound worse than you're making it sound bad.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, you're right. I'm the one that's making this sound bad.
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Speaker 3: Daisy's coming at you like a sick rape zombie and you think that that's fine, that's normal in Daisy's world.
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Speaker 7: Hot baby, it sounds like you're losing a lung coughing.
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Speaker 5: Oh I love it when you cough.
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Speaker 9: Girl.
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Speaker 2: My god, you guys are making me sound like a creep.
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Speaker 1: Yeah we're doing Hey, I'm on your team.
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Speaker 7: Yeah we did this. We just asked for clarification of what you were saying.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, thank you, all the same people.
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Speaker 2: I'm forty one years old.
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Speaker 4: I thought this was normal.
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Speaker 3: Oh my nothing about you is normal and we love you for that.
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Speaker 5: But I thought this was normal. O.
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Speaker 2: Wait, some of the things I know I'm bad. I shouldn't have grabbed his nipples.
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Speaker 5: I know that was bad, but.
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Speaker 7: So right, just going off of right now, off of the test. Yeah, it's right down the middle.
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Speaker 2: Aha, what I say.
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Speaker 4: No, you're not overwhelming women here. It's fifty to fifty. It's right down the middle.
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Speaker 2: But that means the women agree with me and the manner on your side.
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Speaker 7: No, this is the only women texting us, so oh wait, the women disagree it was old. Yeah, well, there are half of the women that are texted in disagree, half of the women texted in agree.
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Speaker 4: It's fifty to fifty.
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Speaker 2: Well that's something's wrong with the ones that don't agree.
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Speaker 5: If you don't agree with me, you know, you know it is pretty sick.
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Speaker 1: Though.
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Speaker 1: All right. If you'd love to leave us some message, you can do it right now. If you listen on the iHeartRadio app, you're going to see a microphone. Click on the microphone, leave us some message. We'll play those in the next couple of segments. And while you're there on the iheartradiot make us the number one preset makes everybody happy around here. Don't go anywhere. You're listening to the match of the morning. That is sort of all last minute situation. I just got a message that we'll be talking to Bert Kreischer in about five minutes or so, so our old buddy Brick Chrischer will be on with us. We'll talk to him. Welcome out of the Mantras. Mornings were Radio one on four point one broadcast live on iHeartRadio. I am Rus Rollins along with Angel Rivera, Daisy Deltorro and Ryan Holmes all here today. So they came out with the Academy Award for Best Picture and they now they do it. I think it's like ten different people. There are ten different movies one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, Yeah. Ten That they nominate. How many of these have you guys seen? And how are you feeling about about the films that were nominated for the Academy Awards? First one they got his Sinners? Did anyone see Sinners? So?
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Speaker 7: I've seen it twice in the movie theater, bought the DVD?
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Speaker 9: Love.
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Speaker 4: I just watched it again this week.
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Speaker 1: Great movie, awesome movie. Have you seen it? Ryan? Yes? Did you see it? Daisy?
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Speaker 9: No?
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Speaker 1: No, Sinners is good? What do you think about test Centers? Do you like it?
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Speaker 9: Right? Oh?
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Speaker 5: I thot you're still talking to Daisy. I'm sorry. Was a good movie? Yeah it was. It was a very good movie.
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Speaker 1: You don't think of it as as Academy Award winning?
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Speaker 3: No, sure, should definitely win awards. I think it's for me. I'm like, I saw it much in the way, one battle after another. I'm like, this is a very over hyped movie for me, But I did enjoy it.
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Speaker 1: Ham Nett? Did anyone see ham Net? Which I just all I think of is a big net trying to catch a pig. But I know that's not what it's about. None of us have seen ham Nett? Have we?
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Speaker 10: No?
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Speaker 1: All right? So that's the second one, Frankenstein loved it, so.
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Speaker 2: I didn't finish watching it, which is the bad part. But to where I got it's amazing.
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Speaker 1: I loved it and had like eight nominations nomination Frankensight and we all saw Franken soon. You didn't like it as much as I did?
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Speaker 3: Right, I know, I did not look like it was all shot on a cg I screen to me, Angel, did.
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Speaker 1: You like it or not like it?
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Speaker 4: I liked it, but no, definitely not as much as you liked it.
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Speaker 1: Okay, Marty Supreme haven't seen it? Want to see it? I guess it's funny.
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Speaker 5: That's with which is Marty with a mayonnaise and bacon?
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Speaker 1: No, Marty Supreme? That's what's his name? Timothy schallamey Oh, okay, and he's a ping pong pong.
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Speaker 5: Player And never even heard of it?
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Speaker 4: Okay, No, really missed all the hype for that.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, I've never even heard of it.
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Speaker 1: Oh it's been hyped.
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Speaker 4: Oh my gosh.
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Speaker 7: There's been a whole like movement since like late November all the way to now, with like he won the balls popping up places and the Yeah, it was a big thing.
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Speaker 2: I didn't even know why he won at the Golden Globes. I saw that he won, but I had no idea he.
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Speaker 1: Won from Marty Supreme sentimental value. Don't even know what this is. No, I don't know it's it's nominated for Best Picture one Battle after another. I first started watching it, I was bored. I turned it off. I went back and watched it again, and I enjoyed it a lot the second time that I that I tried it. M M, it's probably gonna win the Academy A war back.
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Speaker 3: I don't think it should. That's the one I'm like, No, absolutely not. Sinners is a far better movie than that movie Pogonia.
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Speaker 1: I loved Pogonia. That's the one where they shave the uh what's her name now, stonemistone's head and they think she's from out of her space and all that kind of stuff.
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Speaker 5: Okay, I haven't seen it, but have heard it.
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Speaker 1: Really good movie. I don't know if it will win the Academy Award, but it's really good. F one, did you like it?
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Speaker 2: I loved it. One of the best movies I've seen in at least ten years.
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Speaker 1: I need to watch with a different mindset. Thing because I did not.
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Speaker 5: Think it was caring for it.
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Speaker 7: I loved it from the moment that it got onto Apple. I probably have watched or it's on at my place. I've watched it. It's an entirely, but that's the movie. That's either it's on or I'm watching it.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, racing is your thing, so I understand.
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Speaker 7: That, okay, But it's not just the formula one though. I like the performances. I like the story. I like uh Javier bar Dam, I like Brad Pitt, I like.
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Speaker 1: I need to give it another tra I think it's obviously I'm wrong. Obviously I'm wrong. It's nominated for an Academy Awards. I didn't need to give it another shot. The Secret Agent, I don't even know what that is. No, I always try to watch all of the movies were nominated for the categmory, so I have to have to watch A Secret Agent and then train.
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Speaker 5: Dreams that should win.
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Speaker 1: I did see it. It does seem like it's an Academy Award win.
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Speaker 5: Hands down.
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Speaker 3: A movie hasn't made me feel something like that movie made me feel something in a long time.
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Speaker 5: But it's sad, Yes, yeah, it's sad, but it's sad.
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Speaker 3: But is it sad because at the end, I mean, like the man is it a plane having the time of his life?
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Speaker 1: Angel, I think that's Burt. Call him right now? There we go.
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Speaker 5: No, I think that I really enjoyed that movie.
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Speaker 3: But I again, my favorite movie is The Assassination of Jesse James by the coward Robert Ford, which is also a very slow movie.
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Speaker 5: I like a slow movie.
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Speaker 2: What is it called? Because now I want to watch it.
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Speaker 5: Train Dreams Dream? Yeah, don't be confusing with run a train Dream.
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Speaker 1: This is a different movie. Okay, two minutes out, Okay, good. We'll talk to Bert Kreischer in a couple of minutes.
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Speaker 5: But he's been all over the place, man, Oh yeah, and he knows it.
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Speaker 3: I was watching a podcast with him recently, and because I really enjoy his podcast. Uh, and he's he's generally concerned that he's over exposed.
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Speaker 1: That's funny. I was gonna ask him about that. Okay, yeah, that's one of the questions I was going to ask him because he talks about it. Ye Oh does he Okay, yeah, he is everywhere and that. But that Gene Simmons story, he's telling it every he tells it everywhere.
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Speaker 5: I'll tell you one thing about train dreams.
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Speaker 4: Though.
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Speaker 3: I got a wonky tree by my house and it like recently a branch fell off this tree and then like shattered my windshield on my truck.
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Speaker 5: And there's a scene in that movie because he's a.
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Speaker 3: Logger, you know, out in the middle of nowhere, and then they have these like they would cut these trees, and they have these ones called widow makers where a branch would just fall randomly and kill you dead, no lead up, nothing, And I think about that a lot now I'm walking around my yard and forests and various things.
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Speaker 5: But that movie was so interesting because.
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Speaker 3: There was not a antagonist, not a protagonist. It was just about the roughness of a guy's life.
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Speaker 5: And that wasn't even that long ago.
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Speaker 1: Yeah back that it was nineteen eight or something like that. I guess. It was one of those films and.
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Speaker 5: How quickly technology came at the world.
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Speaker 1: It was weird because they were still like, you know, Indians and stuff then, and like, you know, there.
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Speaker 3: Was a lot they're still Native Americas now, right, yeah, but they were like they on Casina, you know what I'm.
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Speaker 1: Saying, Like it was they were still like living out in TP's and stuff in nineteen oh.
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Speaker 5: Eight, they were not living in Tpe's the guy owns a store.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, but they showed that they showed an area where they had that.
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Speaker 5: Oh really, I don't remember that part.
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Speaker 3: But again, like it's hard, like a movie that made me just like feel whether it was sad. Sure, there's things that made me feel happy, you know, but this one was like just the just life. Like I walked away from that movie going check out, check out Bagonia.
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Speaker 1: I think I think you might like it.
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Speaker 2: Okay, Bogonia. Okay, let me text that one to myself.
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Speaker 5: Okay, that's a that's a weird yeah, b U g O n I A. Yeah, look at that.
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Speaker 1: I did it right.
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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, okay.
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Speaker 2: So now I have two movies to watch or should I also watch Centers?
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Speaker 5: Is it worth?
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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, dang it, I have three movies to watch.
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Speaker 5: Sinners is a good movie.
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Speaker 3: But I was surprised that like it now has the record for most nominations.
00:20:03
Speaker 1: Does it really happen?
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Speaker 5: Because it's set sixteen on the line was right.
00:20:05
Speaker 1: Now, we have our buddy Burt Kreischer. Burt, how you doing, Mauddy?
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Speaker 4: I'm doing great?
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Speaker 1: Russ?
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Speaker 9: How you doing?
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Speaker 1: I am doing wonderful man. I swear you you have been so busy and you have been like all over the place. Do you ever get time to rest because I'm seeing Burt Kreischer everywhere.
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Speaker 9: No, no, no, no, no, I have not. I have not rested since December eighteen. I'm not at this moment.
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Speaker 1: Is it okay? Is there a reason why? Because I mean, obviously you're doing well, like you know, you know, a bank account's got to be pretty good. You got some time to go, I don't know, go to Tahiti or something like that. Do you just not like vacationing?
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Speaker 9: No? You know me, Russ looks. I was in here. I was in your studio for the first time. I think I was like thirty seven years old. Yeah, thirty seven still know success making thirteen hundred dollars at the year when I know improv And then I started to give half the managers and agents and then I turned forty what forty six forty seven when all this I may get famous? Yeah, And at that point I think I looked at it like this doesn't last forever. Make hay while the sun shines right, these opportunities aren't here forever. I mean, I'm Gene Hackman's part of his career where he started. So like, let's start working. And so I'm I'm I'm cool working and making money in my at fifty three and I go, look, when Hollywood's done with me in four years, then I'll take some time off. But right now I'm gonna burn it.
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Speaker 1: You're doing it, and you're doing a great job.
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Speaker 10: Man.
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Speaker 1: I watch all your podcast stuff. I see everything that you're doing. Hey, a lot of people absolutely loved your set that you did here in Orlando. You were at the Kia Center. How was that experience for you?
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Speaker 9: That was incredible? Man. By the way, I got so much love in Orlando. I forget how many people I know and grew up with that live in Orlando. That was that was really special. And you know, the Kis Center really took care of me too. They got a bunch of old magic stuff.
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Speaker 4: Dude, I love it.
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Speaker 9: I'm coming back. I'm going to be in like Daytona, Daytona Sebruary fourteenth for the for the Daytona five hundred. I'm doing the official pre party the night before the Daytona five hundred.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, just so you know, and I listen, you're busy I get it. But we're going to be live doing our show live in Daytona at Racing's North Turn the day on the thirteenth, that Friday morning from six to eleven, just like when we invited you on hook. Yeah, when we like when invited when Hulk Hogan was there and everything. You're invited to come be a part of the show if you want to. I know you're a busy man. I didn't want to pressure you. I just want to let you know that if you want to come and promote, you're welcome to.
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Speaker 7: He didn't want to pressure you, but he's going to ask you on one hundred thousand watt radio station on all of Central Florida.
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Speaker 1: Pressure. That's heard the right question that we want Burnt this I'm there.
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Speaker 9: You know I'm there.
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Speaker 4: You know I'm there.
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Speaker 7: Hell yeah, we got you on the hook, dude.
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Speaker 1: But yeah, what are you doing? What are you going to be doing at the Daytona.
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Speaker 9: Five hundred nineteen with NASCAR? And they said, you know, can you just throw a party with comedy? And I was like, well, can I bring and I go? I really honestly I want to bring music And they were like, please, who would you bring? And I was like, first person I reached out to is Diplo, because I know Diplo is funded a party. He's great. He really brings the energy. His parties are huge. And then I was like, and then if I have two more asks, I go without a doubt, it's Florida Legends, Leonard skinnerd Oh my god, Leonard Skinnered. I got Diplo, and I got Ernest, one of the best singer songwriters out of Nashville. And I was like, we'll bring my comedy friends down. We'll get some beer, some barbecue, We'll just have a party. It'll go intill like two in the morning, and then get ready for the race tomorrow.
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Speaker 4: I can't wait.
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Speaker 1: Bert. I'm looking at the promo that you have for it, and it's like you in like a jumpsuit. That is great. That is great. And then Skinnered and Diplo, man, that is awesome.
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Speaker 9: Man, I'm so excited. The best part is like Skinner's coming to my Pampa show. I'm in Tampa January thirtieth. They're coming to the Tampa show to watch the show. And I was like, Hey, can you guys, can we do a podcast? And They're like, yeah, of course, So I'm doing a podcast.
00:23:59
Speaker 1: Well, Leonards entered, that is amazing. Yeah, it looks like you're really enjoying the podcast. So you really love doing it, don't you.
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Speaker 4: I do.
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Speaker 9: I'm gonna be very honest, and we haven't talked about this at all because everyone's blowing me up on socials is like where was Two Bears yesterday? The best part for us is that we don't. We can do it on our own time, and so we're pulling back and doing episodes when we want to and when they're good, and if they're not good, we're not releasing them because you know, you know the thing you can tell when you've had it. You've been doing it at a high level for what thirty five years? Yeah, forty years you've been doing it, and us podcasters, we've been phoning it in every now and then.
00:24:38
Speaker 1: No, we we.
00:24:41
Speaker 9: Listen to a couple of two Bears.
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Speaker 11: Listen to the ones that have thirty five thousand downloads, You're like, jesus, are they even awake? So yeah, we're we're doing our podcast now more at our pace, and we've changed ad sales so that we don't we're not beholding every week and it's gotten really fun again.
00:24:58
Speaker 9: You know, it's like it's in and so I'm I'm falling back in love with podcasting.
00:25:03
Speaker 1: Good. That's awesome. Ryan. Question for Burt Kreischer, who, Yeah, is going to be here in town and it's going to be the day two to five hundred for a pre party on February the fourteenth.
00:25:13
Speaker 3: Bert, I've actually found you very inspirational man, because you said youre talking about how you're in your late thirties and you started to, you know, get famous in your forties, and I'm asking for a friend because I'm not that's not me. But like, I'm in my thirties at this point in my life, you know, like doing comedy and you know, having like mild success doing the whole thing. But like, how were you able to just like keep going? Like what was the what was the you know, the drive there? Because I kind of feel like I'm not finding the fun in it.
00:25:40
Speaker 5: I'm sure you hit that point too. What was the what was the turnaround for you?
00:25:46
Speaker 9: I'm saying I didn't have an option, I had two kids, I didn't have another skill set. I was like, I don't know.
00:25:53
Speaker 1: I got to be honest with you.
00:25:54
Speaker 9: I feel like one of those guys in Normandy who gets to the on the other side of the beach, and it's like it was like I didn't can't believe I did that, but I didn't need to do that, Like I had no option. I mean, you know, I you have no idea, Like you know, my victories were like honestly, the first time I came in and did Monsters like that was like a like you remember that erin That was like a huge victory for me, and it sold tickets. Those were the things that I hung my hat on. Is that first appearance that I did where I just on Savannah Show and it didn't go well and I went in and I told Russ and he was like.
00:26:31
Speaker 4: He was like, oh, please talk about that.
00:26:33
Speaker 9: Like those I just looked at like small victories and I was like nice, Like the first time I did Rogan and I was like, well, I got three thousand Twitter followers. I looked at the small victories and I just kept going, let's move in that direction. Even when I did my first theater tour, I was like if I was like, if I can just add next theater tour, if I can just add like twenty percent more fans, Like every time a special came out, I was like, if I can just add like ten percent more fans, twenty percent more fans the victory I looked at like free birt that's streaming now on Netflix, and I go, if I can just break the top ten. It's a scripted series, it's not a stand up special. If I can break the top ten, I can get in front of in front of like cameon Demon Hunters or whatever, it's big right there, right Like, I go, that's all I'm looking for. It.
00:27:18
Speaker 5: Did the haters matter to you at this point?
00:27:19
Speaker 3: Because I like, I love you, I follow comedy, do all that kind of stuff, and there's like, you know, a thousand dumb dumbs out there that make a video like Bart Kriis or this or whatever does that?
00:27:26
Speaker 5: Does that? Do you care about that? Or you just like eat my success bitches?
00:27:31
Speaker 9: No, no, No, haters still bother me.
00:27:33
Speaker 5: Yep.
00:27:36
Speaker 9: I like the I'm I'm a real person. I wish it didn't. I'm trying to read a book about stoicism, so it doesn't.
00:27:42
Speaker 1: But like, yeah, I.
00:27:43
Speaker 9: Want everyone to like me, and when they don't, it, you know, I go, what did I do?
00:27:47
Speaker 4: Like what did I do wrong?
00:27:48
Speaker 9: You know?
00:27:48
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, but you have to like admit like you no. No, there's no person that everybody likes though.
00:27:56
Speaker 9: I know, I know, do you know there's Dolly Parton.
00:27:59
Speaker 1: I mean, nobody likes to Who the hell doesn't like DOLLI.
00:28:03
Speaker 3: Remember what you remember when she made the COVID vaccine people read her then okay, well.
00:28:09
Speaker 9: It's like it's like I can listen to like like people trash Rogan sometimes and I how can you trash Rogan? He's like the greatest guy in the world. And then I'm sure it doesn't bother him. I wish it didn't bother me, but yeah, it still bothers you. You know, there are people that like, what's so funny is I released the trailer to this on on Christmas Day and I saw negative comments. I don't read the comments, but like I like, I was like, I'm sure there's negative comments. And then the little girl that plays Island in this show, she saw them. She's eleven years old, and she started lighting the dudes up, like the one guy's like this Burt chrischer fell off and then she wrote, your mom, that's a writer or not? He texted me and She's like, are you are you cool to be doing this? I was like, leelu go after them, and then she would screen grab him and send me me and I would laugh hysterically.
00:28:58
Speaker 1: Hey, Burt, they're tell us you're a really tight schedule. Obviously, we got to talk to you forever. You're invited to come out that day, but we're still gonna promote you whether you come out or not, because we love you to death. You're in our you know, my Monster Guest Hall of Fame, and you deserve all your success. And thank you for taking time to talk to us today. But we'd love to talk to you some more when you have more time. Russ.
00:29:17
Speaker 9: All I ask is I hope you watched the first episode. And if you're not hooked by that last line, buddy, I owe you a beer.
00:29:24
Speaker 1: You got it, buddy?
00:29:26
Speaker 9: All right, man, I'll see you February thirteenth. Thank you guys.
00:29:29
Speaker 1: There you go it, Bert Bert Kreischer, All right, now we gotta take a break. Don't go anywhere. You're listening to the monstro of the morning.
00:29:37
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00:30:13
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, now February thirteenth, racing's going to turn scheduled. Who appeared with the Monster? Who would be Bert Kreisler. That's pretty cool.
00:30:25
Speaker 2: I'm gonna do a lot of research and I promise you guys, when I get there, I'm gonna know everything about Netflix.
00:30:32
Speaker 7: Go to Netflix and while his specials are there, the new show's on there.
00:30:35
Speaker 1: Watch the new show, watch the spec The guy is hilarious and he's one of the nicest guys. He came in here and you know what he's right When he came in here was when the folks from the Funny Bone or it was the Improv. Then they've got he rested on this comedian. I'm like, I've never heard of him. Well, he's got a TV show on Travel Channel. I'm like, okay, fine, let him come in. And he came. I didn't know who he was. He came in and crushed. It was so damn funny, was so great and uh and he's you know, kind of.
00:31:02
Speaker 7: Comes in front of the show his uh, the beginning of his stardom, he was still in college. He was the epitome, uh college party guy. Fifth year, sixth year, quote unquote senior Rolling Stone went to FSU. The magazine Well goes to the campus and everybody on campus is like, oh no, you got to go talk to this guy.
00:31:22
Speaker 4: This is the guy that you go party with.
00:31:24
Speaker 7: And then he ends up being in an article in Rolling Stone, and that's what started the trajectory to go.
00:31:29
Speaker 1: Out and Daisy. Every time he's come in, he's brought a bottle of tequila and he drinks the whole thing, like like tequila.
00:31:36
Speaker 5: He brought a couple of he would actually, matter of fact, you need to definitely give him.
00:31:41
Speaker 1: Bring him some of your tequila. On that day, it's Friday, February thirteenth, we will be live Racing's North Turning and listen. One thing I know about Bert Kreisler, if he tells us he's doing something. He's doing it so tells me like he's gonna be there with us. So that's pretty cool, right, any.
00:31:54
Speaker 3: Hot takes we do if you wanted a part of the showgut the iHeart Radio app. He's a talkback function and here'stuf out to the Stone.
00:32:02
Speaker 5: Yeah, oh yeah, let's see.
00:32:04
Speaker 3: He's playing hot and Fast, Hot and Ready, hot Tags, hot Take.
00:32:08
Speaker 1: Hey guys, what's up. It's Brian and Orman.
00:32:10
Speaker 6: Hey Daisy, I'm gonna say it's awesome that Bert's gonna try and come out to the to the live show at North Turn Now. It'll be so cool. I worked there like a few years ago. It's a great place, great location. Anyway, I just hope he's really there. That would be so cool. If he doesn't ghost you, like like Carrot Top. I mean, come on, Bert, I hope you. I hope you follow through.
00:32:34
Speaker 1: Burt has always following through anything he's told me he's gonna do. And you're you're right about that. Carrot Top has told me he's gonna come in, and he does it. He he sleeps in. I like Carrot Top. H he'll text, he'll text me every once a while, but he has promised me he's going to come in, and he does. He does ghost us, and I hate that.
00:32:50
Speaker 5: I saw him. He was at the farmers market the other day.
00:32:52
Speaker 1: I know he's in town and he'll tech we're still do we text like we're friends, But he doesn't. He doesn't. He doesn't need to come in.
00:32:58
Speaker 7: I guess do we need to send him a car? Is that is that if we send him a car to pick him up?
00:33:04
Speaker 1: You know, I'll ask next time I see him and invite him, I'll say, listen, do you need me to send you a car?
00:33:09
Speaker 4: Yeah?
00:33:09
Speaker 1: You know, because you promised me several times. If you don't come in, and then it sounds like you're a dick. But he's not. He's a nice guy.
00:33:17
Speaker 4: That's because you say so.
00:33:18
Speaker 10: He rush, Daisy, loved you, but you have got to be out of your mind. I don't want I love my wife to death, but she knows keep your sick ass away from you. There's nothing, definitely no making love.
00:33:38
Speaker 4: I don't I don't want.
00:33:39
Speaker 1: You to touch me.
00:33:41
Speaker 4: Oh he said that would feel But then.
00:33:44
Speaker 5: On the other side, good morning.
00:33:47
Speaker 8: It's Melinda. Daisy as a forty two year old woman who sees you and hears you and is you when it comes to this stuff. Sometimes saying stup no pun intended, because when your noses are stuffed up, you got to breathe the amount and that leaves some things off limits. But yeah, if you just got a cold man, whatever, get it done by.
00:34:18
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00:34:40
Speaker 6: That's right.
00:34:41
Speaker 4: We got to see Berry Liquors right here in Castleburry.
00:34:43
Speaker 1: They got it.
00:34:43
Speaker 4: They got a top shop that's my buddys place.
00:34:45
Speaker 1: A bunch of places.
00:34:45
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, are you expanding every week?
00:34:48
Speaker 5: Every week? We got good salespeople, So all right.
00:34:51
Speaker 1: Angel what you got?
00:34:52
Speaker 7: Have me up by any social media platform and specially mister Holmes.
00:34:55
Speaker 5: My name is Ryan Holmes. I do comedy.
00:34:57
Speaker 3: That means you can find me at Ryan Holmes Comedies Man.
00:35:00
Speaker 1: Check out our website Real Radiomasters dot com. That's Real Radio Monsters dot com for all upcoming events. Stay tuned for the news jokie right after the Monsters. Then at three o'clock it's the Jim Colbert Show. We're back tomorrow, do our things. Samannah's gonna be here from Angel Ryan and Daisy.
00:35:15
Speaker 7: Del Toro and the leader who's mess up Marry Man, what awesome tequila lady, and all the people that post on her at Facebook page that say Ryan's funny.
00:35:24
Speaker 1: That's all rock romince Hey, thank you so much for listening. We ain't gotta go home, but we gotta get the hell up out of here. M shirls
