Ep22: THE REAL EPISODE

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And right here. And right here. Bend over. Oh,
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I got a f***ing thing. Boykisser. Hello, everyone,
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and welcome to the Final Three Brain Cells podcast,
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episode whatever the f*** this one is. We're
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HD now. We got the Nvidia sponsorship. This is
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take two. Yeah, this is the second thing. Despite
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the action board you saw a second ago, this is
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take two. Yeah. Fuck that action board. Fuck
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that action board. We'll VFX it. We'll VFX it.
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Wait, no, that's work for me. That's more work
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for me. No, it's work for Rain. Yeah, but, well,
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no. Wait, Mr. Rain. I have no idea if Rain can
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affect that. He's got beverages. No, he can.
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He can affect that. I hope you guys can fucking
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hear me drink. Go fuck yourself. You get that
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high HD drinking sound. Well, I... I've barely
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slept throughout almost this entire fucking trip.
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I think after all this trip, I have had fucking
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five hours of sleep. So yeah, welcome to the
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show. We are now in real life. This is, of course,
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the end of our TV. I am John Koday, and over
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there is... I'm beers. I'm gears. Driving in
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my beer right after the car. My god. We're here
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in Hotel John's room. I fucked that up a little
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bit, but I went with it. Hotel John's. John Hotel,
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CEO of the hotel. God dang it. We've hit our
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quota for John jokes. At least one. If you Get
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your bingo boards out for this episode. Get your
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bingo boards out. This will be a long one. This
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is going to be a lengthy one, probably. We've
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got camera number two until it runs out of battery,
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which is inevitable because I didn't bring its
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cable. So we got camera two. Hello, camera two.
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Back to camera one. Back to camera two. Nope,
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back to camera two, actually. I'm sorry, Rain.
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You probably hate me. Back to camera one. Gears,
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what the fuck are you doing? Sit down. It's not
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in view of the camera. God dang it. Yeah, the
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view, like, ends, like, at your toes. There is
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trash in front of me. There is trash in front
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of you. Is the trash gonna distract you? Is the
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trash in the room with us now? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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It's a bit awful in here. Gears got me a Miku.
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He got the Miku thing for me. Yeah. That just
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- I - there was an interview, so I had to point
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it out. He got me a Miku jacket. I'll hopefully,
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like, post it - Oh, that's yours? Yeah, I - I
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got that for - It's like a racing jacket with,
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like, a bunch of logos all over it, but it's
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Miku. Oh. I - I - well, uh, so you're splitting
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it up because you're - you're fucking - Who are
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you giving the bag to? I'm giving the bag to
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Mina, because I don't need the bag. The bag's
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fucking cool, though. It's a nice bag. It has
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a zipper on it. Yeah. Why not Strauss? Um...
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I would give it to Strauss, but Mina asked first.
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Oh, fair. Mina asked first. Mina beat you to
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it, Strauss. Yeah. Go fuck yourself. Go fuck
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yourself! Oh my god, young man, kill yourself!
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No! That's a reference to Gordon Ramsay. Really?
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There's a TikTok where he duetted a TikTok where
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someone was doing something terrible with food,
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of course, and he was like, oh my god, young
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man, kill yourself! Sounds about right. He's
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a great guy, I'm pretty sure. Except for that,
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when he told a kid to kill himself on TikTok,
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but... Happens. Phenomenal. Happens. It is a
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scuffed setup we have. We got the phone with
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the hard drive just dangling from it. Yeah, if
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you... If you want, like... Like, a picture of
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this. Yeah. Let's see here. I don't know how
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to work an Android. There you go. come over here
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nope come over here yeah just get a shot right
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there a good shot of this because this is that
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what is essentially our recording setup it looks
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great on you and down here what looks great on
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you guys's end is really stuffed on our end so
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you can probably see the laptop underneath the
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table yeah What you don't see is an iPhone 17
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Pro Max with a two terabyte hard drive dangling
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off the side. Just dangling from it. Just dangling
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from there, recording essentially the show onto
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that thing. And then we've got like, for camera
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two, back to camera two, love you camera two,
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my favorite one. We've got my camera, my camcorder
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recording to tape and however much battery life
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it has. Back to camera one. That's John's business
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card. Are you just going to, throughout this
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episode, just start adding more things to the
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table? Maybe. That's exactly what he's going
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to do. That's exactly what he's going to do.
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Oh my god. Feels natural to, like, actually be
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holding a mic now, this time. We should just
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hold our mics in VR. Oh, right, sorry, Gears
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isn't holding a mic. Gears isn't holding a mic.
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Oh yeah, because I kept stealing them from the,
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uh, the way you did the... From when we did the
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VR chat. Did you take more? When you were giving
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out... I gave you a bunch of my business cards.
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Do you still have my box of business cards that
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I gave you? Because I don't give a shit anymore.
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Rob Roman's voice. Rob Roman's voice. There he
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is. I got to meet him at the VR chat meetup.
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Yeah, same. tepper who we're gonna have on the
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podcast recognized me by name which is pretty
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cool shout out tepper hi nano wait tepper what
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the fuck i don't know it's just pretty cool like
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i'm not gonna like fanboy over it but like i
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think that's pretty cool that's cool though like
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um I love it when people come up to me and they
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remember who I am either from last year or mainly
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just from online. And it's like, yeah, that's
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the reason I dress up. So I literally meet more
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people because I'm dressed up. I love having
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friends that are like... Don't put that on camera.
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That's got his fucking phone number on it. Oh
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my god. That's got Ghost's phone number on it.
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Why does he have his phone number on his... Not
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that side. That side's good. It's on the other
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side. Why does he have his phone number on his...
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That is a bad idea. Because it's a business card.
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I'm getting that right, I'm calling Ghost. Oh
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no. Yeah, that's been on my phone. Oh god, John's
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gonna pull his classic John calls. But Ghost
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doesn't stream, so it's like, I don't know what
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to do. Guys, look, it's the trifecta of boy kissers.
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Nano, Gears, and John. Why is Rob Roman there?
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Fuck's sake. So, how's everyone doing so far?
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We just wrapped up day two of TwitchCon. Yeah,
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this is day two. I think recording this after
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day two is good because we have plenty to talk
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about already. And day three is probably not
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going to be the most eventful. I'm fixing up
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your controllers on day three. Yeah, you're going
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to fix up my controllers. I'm going to go to
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the con and really attend, like, one thing. Are
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you going to fix my controllers? I brought Gears
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my in -depth controllers because you're going
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to fix them. Are you going to fix them, like,
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tomorrow before the con? Because we do have to
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do a live stream at 1 p .m. That will be in the
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past now. But we're doing, like, Minecraft bingo
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live at TwitchCon. I do want to mention that,
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like, I'm looking at it right now. Like, whenever,
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like, Nano says that, like, Gears is going to
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fix the controller, I'm looking at a fucking
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soldering kit, like, right over there. Yeah,
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there's a sodding iron over there and a bunch
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of other stuff. You didn't take over John's entire
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hotel because... Gears got a pod share and then
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isn't using it. Yeah, so they said there was
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an elderly lady who needed a pod. I was like,
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just fucking give it to them. So do you have
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a pod at all right now? No, not at all. I just
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said it's good. Just give it to them. I mean,
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you two should have shared a room from the first
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place anyways. I know that you like to be in
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a room, like, alone, but, I mean, it's probably
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better than... Realistically, you two, I knew,
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were probably going to be around each other a
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lot. Yeah. I just like to travel alone, because
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it gives me a lot more freedom. Like, I genuinely...
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You can't handle this chaos! No, it's not...
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It's not that. It's that, like, I don't like
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to, like, have... like someone with me i like
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to be able to just go wherever and not have to
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like worry about anything i get that yeah i like
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to be able to like just do whatever because i've
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done the same thing when i went to france i had
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someone with me but i just it was hard for me
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to really do a whole lot of what i wanted to
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do just because i had them along as well so i
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had to make sure that they were with me make
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sure all that kind of so initially john i traveled
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here by myself i traveled here by myself i literally
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am probably the most like independent person
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when it comes down to doing this He's very independent.
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As you can tell. Now, during the first couple
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of days, I wasn't exactly... He learned the whole
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trolley system and bus system and stuff in like
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a day. And then we went on it. I went on a bus
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and a trolley for the first time. Not a streetcar
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trolley. Just like... Yeah. So John likes to
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get nude in their apartment randomly in the middle
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of the night. Don't worry about it. In my sleep.
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Specifically. I bet you shower naked. Yeah. I
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bet you shower naked. I bet you bathe naked.
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Yeah. Fucking weirdo. Fucking weirdo. Who is
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this guy? I was just wondering why the Switch
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2 was in view. He's got to flex his fuck you
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money. Oh my god. So what have we done so far?
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We've done, like, the VR chat meetup day one
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was awesome. Both the unofficial one outside
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at, like, 2 p .m. and then the official one inside
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at, like, 4 .30. Eventful as fuck, too. Very
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eventful. Got to see a lot of familiar faces,
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except they're not familiar at all because there
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ain't no avatars in IRL. There are no avatars
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there. It's also funny because, like, particularly
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with the U .S. one, for me at least, I know a
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lot less people. At the US. Really? Less people
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at the US won. Yes. I know more people at the
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Europe won. I have a lot more German friends.
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Than I do US friends. I'm just American. I just
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have American friends. Yeah. So it's really interesting.
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Especially with this being the third year. That
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I've done US SwitchCon. Like, I've seen quite
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a few people. There's also a lot, I think there's
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less people here this year than there was last
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year, I think. Like, there's new people that
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we haven't seen before, like Supes and a few
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other people. Yeah, we've got to see Supes and
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Cross and, um... Cross looks like a fucking 70s
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porn actor. Cross looks like a 70s porn actor.
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Cross looks like a fucking 70s porn actor. Like
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someone in specific or just generally speaking?
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Just generally. Okay. He looks like he's in his,
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like, 40s or 50s, but the man's in his early
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20s. I know. It's crazy. I told him that. That
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was the first fucking thing I said to him. Yo,
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cross. No way. Look at his 70s porn actor. Yeah,
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I do. I fucking do. One of my favorite things
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about Cross is how I can just be filming something
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with the camcorder as I do, and then just, I
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can turn it over to wherever the hell Cross is,
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and then he'll just say something completely
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out of pocket and very Twitter -cancellable.
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Oh my god, yeah. Very. The one that we can say,
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at least, is, like, we were talking about Cross
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in, like, you're in a terms room, and you were,
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I think you were recording. Yeah. And... you
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were recording we were talking about it just
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like some of the random things you say and then
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you talked about like the night before of like
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something what was it cross sex i was using like
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the the action board and i i wrote sex on it
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and nothing else and then just handed it to hand
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it to someone and said hit this and i recorded
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it i'm like he's like sex action and then um
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and then i turned the camera over to cross and
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he just give me a boy and he fucking jumps into
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the bed shit so that's what happened and but
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what you saw was the night after where we just
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said cross sex and then he just so happened to
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show up in the room he's up here right there
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we summoned him cross doesn't have sex but mentioning
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it just summons him he don't fuck but At least
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that we know of. Camera two, your mom's a hoe.
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Camera one. You're beautiful and you should love
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yourself. Yeah, we have the most insane quality
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jump in like any show right now. Because I want
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you... And then we have a long play camera. Really
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quickly, and this is going to be a neat thing
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that I have to do. I'm going to snap my fingers
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and you're going to see what the original footage
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looks like. This is raw fucking footage. Back
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to the color corrected one. Looks fucking great,
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doesn't it? Flip over to camera two. What the
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hell happened? Back to one. I mean, there's also
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the amount of... So that camera is also recording
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at a lower... Yeah, it's recording in long play
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mode, so it does 90 minutes instead of 60 minutes,
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so it's going to look even worse than usual.
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Yeah, so the thing is that the actual, like...
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It's like... What is it? Recording in, like,
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1920 or, like, 480. I don't know. So it's recording
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in a lower resolution as well. Yeah. It's the
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most absurd quality job. But it's funnier and
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better than having, like, just one camera. Guess
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what? Camera two. Okay, now we continue. Oh,
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you did a double. Now it's back on two again.
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Back to one. Wow. I don't like this shit anymore.
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Wow. It looks terrible. I just, yeah, I was like,
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I don't want it. The rest of the show will be
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on that fucking camera. It's gonna run out of
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battery at some point in the middle of this episode.
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It turns off right now. I flipped the screen
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this way so we can actually see when it runs
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out of battery. Oh, that's good at least. Yeah.
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So we'll know not to say Kata 2 anymore. Good.
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Yeah. I don't want to put a sticker on this monster
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can because the monster can doesn't have a logo
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on it, but that would be ruining a fucking sticker.
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Yeah, that'd be a waste of a sticker to put it
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on a can. I got rid of the... branding of my
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move. Yeah. Can you give me some sandpaper? What?
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Sandpaper? Yeah, I'm gonna scratch the aluminum
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off. Scratch the aluminum off? You're just gonna,
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like, sand it down too far and it just busts
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open? Yeah, I don't think housekeeping is going
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to be very fond of that. Don't. I don't think
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so. I love getting shredded aluminium in my vacuum.
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The fucking people downstairs, why the fuck do
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I wear an angle grinder? It's an angle grinder.
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John, you're American. Say aluminum. Did you
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say aluminium? You motherfucker! John, you're
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from America. Fucking say it right! I've been
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around too many British people. Yeah. So here's
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the funny part about it, is that the way that
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it's spelled in Europe and everything else is
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said as aluminium. But the way it's spelled in
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America is literally... How you would say is
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aluminum. So the way that we spell it is actually
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slightly different than the way that Europe spells
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it. And that's where the whole distinction comes
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from. I was just... Remember when I said that
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I knew more people think you're a pushcon than
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I do the US one? Yeah, that'd be mean. But no.
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So my first day, John kind of came... He came.
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He came. He came. Did I? Yeah, you didn't notice.
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Yeah, it was a bit murky. It's hard to tell nowadays.
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I've done it so much. So whenever I came in to
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actually... Get a hold of yourself, man! What
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the fuck? Same stupidity. Same stupid shit. So,
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whenever I got there... I basically got checked
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in, everything like that, and went into the tunnel.
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I wish I recorded that, honestly. But I went
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into the tunnel, and... Oh, yeah. John found
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me randomly in the crowd, or I basically told
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him where I was. And basically, we were just
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kind of, like, looking at everything. And ADHD
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moment hit. Some random dude came up to me and
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said, do you want to be a part of an interview?
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I said, yes, John can fucking wait. No, you weren't.
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I wasn't with you during the interview. No, you
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weren't because I walked off away from you entirely.
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Oh, that's what happened. I lost you and had
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to call you again just to figure out where the
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fuck you were just to get back. I was like, yours
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is fine. Yours is fine. I'm just like, yeah.
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I mean, I lost my wallet today. I wasn't finding
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it. I found it again. Here. We gotta talk about
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the wallet incident. So this morning, I... So
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this morning, or... We wanna go into... It was...
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So this morning, I was over at Nano's place because
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we had a party. Oh boy. That's a... We'll talk
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about that in a moment. We're going to talk about
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that? We're going to talk a little bit, maybe.
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A little bit of it. We're going to leave out
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key subjects in that fucking thing. But basically,
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I woke up. I somehow had a pillow under me to
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explain. It was like 4 a .m. And I was so damn
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tired. And I didn't want to go back to my specific
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place I was going to be staying at. And I just
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grabbed a fucking blanket, laid the fuck down.
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fell asleep just instantly. I woke up with a
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pillow under me and I was like, oh, okay, sweet,
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this is nice. Yeah. Then I went out with Cross
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and basically we just kind of, we went to go
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grab breakfast and then I took a, I walked over
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to the bus and, well, yeah, I walked over to
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the bus which was a 20 minute, like, It was 20
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minutes just to walk to that bus stop, by the
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way. That sucks. I ran it. So I understand why
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you're so tired today. Honestly, no, that wasn't
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the tiring part. The tiring part was I only slept
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three fucking hours. Because as I said before,
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I woke up at 7. And got on the bus, took it,
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then got off the bus, came here. John just took
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a shower, steaming. And he then left because
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he wanted to do something with somebody else,
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and I'm fine with that. I basically just kind
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of stayed here, went to go take a shower, dressed
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up how I am right now, and then went back out
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and was like, where the fuck's my wallet? Stolen!
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I didn't know if it was stolen or not. At first.
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So I first thought I lost it in the bus. So I
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called the MTS and basically reported it stolen.
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And then I also went over to Old Town Station
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so that I could make sure that that line specifically
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had, if any other buses had it at all. And I
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moved, I locked my credit card. I moved all my
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money out of my cards so that if they were stolen,
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and then I left about 10 bucks in it so that
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if it was stolen and a transaction was ever done.
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I'd know exactly where it is. And basically,
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I've waited this entire day to see if any transactions
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were to, like, you know, appear on it. That's
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kind of why I wasn't exactly as, like, you know,
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as, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit.
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I was just like, fuck it. I can lock most of
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the shit. I can replace most of the stuff. The
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only part I'm going to have a problem with is
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getting home because my ID's in that wallet.
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And TSA is not exactly kind when it comes down
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to... not having identification. You have to
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go through a whole process for basically good
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shit. Cut to about 20 minutes ago. Cut to about
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20 minutes ago. We're starting to set up the
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podcast and I'm starting to look over there.
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I actually looked in my old pants. I looked in
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my bag and everything to make sure it wasn't
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there because I forgot to check something. And
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then I'm like, what's this Gatorade doing here?
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I grab it and then feel something on the backside
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and look in the back. There's my wallet. Like,
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why? Like, who would put it behind the Gatorade
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bottle in front of the microwave, and why? It
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was me, dumbass. Actually, speaking of Gatorade...
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Welcome to the final two brain cells. Gears died.
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You're gonna be barely in frame for that one.
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Barely in frame. People downstairs. What, did
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somebody just die? Yes. No, obviously it was
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a black screen this whole time. Obviously it
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was your favorite camera this whole time. Camera
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2. Guys, guys, guys, guys, I'm gonna do it. Oh!
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You motherfucker! What have you done? I got it.
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You shouldn't have done that! I shouldn't have
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done that! Did you have to stop and start again
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no no no it just moved the angle I just had to
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like oh my god You know that you know the video
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you know the video hard drive That's what turned
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it. Yeah It's fine. But that's what made it turn.
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Sorry, guys. There's a video where the guy shoots
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into the fucking ceiling and wakes up the other
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guy and he's like, this is why mom doesn't fucking
00:23:15.940 --> 00:23:20.880
love you! It's that. That's what happened. Holy
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shit. Sorry. He likes to fuck with me. We are
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doing great this vacation. This is also just
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me with... the least amount of sleep whatsoever.
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I have barely eaten. I have barely slept. I am
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barely functioning right now. My brain is pretty
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much just going drink, drink, drink. I'm doing
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great. You have three bags of McDonald's over
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there. Do I need to show the fucking camera?
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They probably all had one fucking burger, a pair
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of fries, and another fucking burger in it. Every
00:24:03.769 --> 00:24:06.230
single order was the same, wasn't it? Same Coke,
00:24:06.349 --> 00:24:10.690
too? With ice and everything? Huh? Would you
00:24:10.690 --> 00:24:13.210
like to go to Wendy's, which is straight up just
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down the street, or maybe Panera Bread, which
00:24:15.170 --> 00:24:20.569
is right over there? Man. You want to know the
00:24:20.569 --> 00:24:24.109
worst thing? McDonald's had an order from? Right
00:24:24.109 --> 00:24:29.869
behind. It's right there! What? Did you door
00:24:29.869 --> 00:24:34.140
dash it? Yeah. This is Uber Eats. Fucking badass.
00:24:36.460 --> 00:24:39.220
I like to, I like to, like, make fun of that
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kind of stuff sometimes. And then I sit here,
00:24:41.440 --> 00:24:43.240
like, on one of these trips. You're on vacation.
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You're really on vacation, I guess. Yes. I'm
00:24:47.339 --> 00:24:51.119
not going anywhere. Like, I did, like, whenever
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I lived in Kansas City, like, because I had a
00:24:53.640 --> 00:24:55.680
McDonald's that, like, was, like, a little ways
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away. But I still drove there. I never, like,
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Uber Eats or anything whenever I lived in Kansas
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City. I only do this when I'm on vacation. Like,
00:25:03.400 --> 00:25:05.359
no matter what, like, I will read and do that
00:25:05.359 --> 00:25:07.519
kind of stuff when I'm on vacation. I think I've
00:25:07.519 --> 00:25:11.200
actually gotten you to use the trains and trolleys
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in San Diego, or the buses. Yeah, you would not
00:25:14.779 --> 00:25:17.680
have otherwise. You wouldn't have. It's a little
00:25:17.680 --> 00:25:20.519
more effort, but man, it is way cheaper. It is
00:25:20.519 --> 00:25:21.920
way, yeah, it's a little bit more effort. Okay,
00:25:22.059 --> 00:25:25.759
so to get here from the convention, it is literally
00:25:25.759 --> 00:25:31.440
only five bucks. It is only five bucks. Just
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one way but an uber is gonna cost you like 25
00:25:33.940 --> 00:25:37.240
bucks. Yeah, like maybe maybe even 30 and then
00:25:37.240 --> 00:25:38.680
you're we want to come back Oh, yeah, that's
00:25:38.680 --> 00:25:40.180
easy. You just got to make sure that your your
00:25:40.180 --> 00:25:42.619
timetable, right? Well to get to like your air
00:25:42.619 --> 00:25:47.599
B &B is like 12 bucks Not really really I still
00:25:47.599 --> 00:25:50.579
take the same line So I'm talking about from
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here to the air B &B. Oh Yeah, it's still just
00:25:54.519 --> 00:25:56.920
in a slightly weird spot. So it's It's a little
00:25:56.920 --> 00:25:58.880
expensive. We would still take the same line.
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No, we'd still take the same line. Oh, really?
00:26:01.339 --> 00:26:04.259
Maybe only $2 .50. Oh, shoot. Because if we went
00:26:04.259 --> 00:26:06.559
right now, basically we'd just go out, take the
00:26:06.559 --> 00:26:09.559
bus. It has like maybe six stops until it gets
00:26:09.559 --> 00:26:11.619
to where they need. Then it's about a 20 -minute
00:26:11.619 --> 00:26:14.920
walk. Yeah, that is a 20 -minute walk. 20 -minute
00:26:14.920 --> 00:26:17.759
walk isn't that bad, actually. I would say the
00:26:17.759 --> 00:26:23.890
bus is slower. Oh, yeah, for the specific location
00:26:23.890 --> 00:26:25.509
that it's in, because it is in a little bit more
00:26:25.509 --> 00:26:28.869
of a remote place. It is on Mission Point, it's
00:26:28.869 --> 00:26:36.410
called. The end of Mission Point, yeah. The place
00:26:36.410 --> 00:26:46.170
is nice, though. I like it a lot. You can go
00:26:46.170 --> 00:26:48.049
on the roof. Most of the places around there,
00:26:48.130 --> 00:26:53.190
you can't. Yeah, that shit was actually pretty
00:26:53.190 --> 00:26:55.009
nice. I did like the roof. The roof was really
00:26:55.009 --> 00:26:57.490
nice. The roof is cool. Like I said, I talked
00:26:57.490 --> 00:27:00.009
enough of it up there for like 15 minutes. About
00:27:00.009 --> 00:27:04.329
work things. Because I cannot stop working. You
00:27:04.329 --> 00:27:08.230
need to stop working. How about that? No. Don't
00:27:08.230 --> 00:27:10.910
say that word around me. Don't say the J -O -B
00:27:10.910 --> 00:27:21.369
word. Oh. It's scary for people, for unemployed
00:27:21.369 --> 00:27:29.009
people like me, huh? It's scary, huh? Does he
00:27:29.009 --> 00:27:39.650
know about the J -O -B? The job! The door! Job.
00:27:42.069 --> 00:27:57.690
Employment. Job. Oh, damn it. Michael accident.
00:27:58.049 --> 00:28:02.509
What? The Michael incident. No, that's not...
00:28:02.509 --> 00:28:07.029
Michael! Don't leave me here! Oh, that finally
00:28:07.029 --> 00:28:12.329
peaked my mic. Finally. I'm not saying that joke.
00:28:12.609 --> 00:28:17.109
What? Ray, cut this out. It'd be crazy if we're
00:28:17.109 --> 00:28:25.349
making these jokes and the person... Comedy podcast.
00:28:25.529 --> 00:28:27.910
Imagine we said something really funny, but it's
00:28:27.910 --> 00:28:30.069
actually something very fucked up. Oh, yeah.
00:28:30.250 --> 00:28:32.769
That was super fucked up. That was fucked up.
00:28:32.990 --> 00:28:37.150
But you guys will never see that. Just... Bye!
00:28:39.319 --> 00:28:41.559
Well, we'll just put a censor bleep over it though.
00:28:41.720 --> 00:28:45.680
Yeah. Yeah. Um, speaking of censor bleeps, um,
00:28:45.779 --> 00:28:48.039
do we bring up, uh, I mean, I want to, I want
00:28:48.039 --> 00:28:49.660
to talk about the party a little bit last night
00:28:49.660 --> 00:28:52.279
cause that was fun, but yeah, the beach party
00:28:52.279 --> 00:28:54.480
was really awesome. There was like 35 people
00:28:54.480 --> 00:28:58.779
there at one point. Um, we got the fucking CEO
00:28:58.779 --> 00:29:05.140
of shift fall drunk. What? Yeah. Who's shift
00:29:05.140 --> 00:29:13.339
fall? They were there? They were one of the people
00:29:13.339 --> 00:29:17.740
there? Yes! Look, I only slightly knew the majority
00:29:17.740 --> 00:29:20.440
of people there. Yeah, it's the VR company. The
00:29:20.440 --> 00:29:27.819
three Japanese people that were there. Oh. Oh,
00:29:27.940 --> 00:29:31.480
okay, gotcha. And one of them was the CEO of
00:29:31.480 --> 00:29:36.289
the company. We got him smashed. Let's go. But
00:29:36.289 --> 00:29:38.789
not as smashed as somebody else who had to go
00:29:38.789 --> 00:29:41.089
lay on the sand and sober up, who will not be
00:29:41.089 --> 00:29:45.029
named. But somebody else got even more fucked
00:29:45.029 --> 00:29:46.630
up. Which I heard the name of this person, and
00:29:46.630 --> 00:29:49.609
I was like, really? Yeah, because he's not a
00:29:49.609 --> 00:29:52.589
lightweight. He's the very opposite of it. So
00:29:52.589 --> 00:29:54.670
the fact that that happened was very surprising.
00:29:55.539 --> 00:29:58.299
i had three drinks with doubles in them and i
00:29:58.299 --> 00:30:00.859
had to stop after a little bit i will say that
00:30:00.859 --> 00:30:03.640
like because i didn't go to the party or anything
00:30:03.640 --> 00:30:08.859
because i came back here but like the i hung
00:30:08.859 --> 00:30:10.460
out with you guys before you guys went over to
00:30:10.460 --> 00:30:12.940
the beach and did all that and i mean even then
00:30:12.940 --> 00:30:15.660
like at the airbnb it was a good time so you
00:30:15.660 --> 00:30:17.400
recorded a bunch of shit on this game i got a
00:30:17.400 --> 00:30:18.740
bunch of shit on that camera we'll turn into
00:30:18.740 --> 00:30:22.079
a specialist i was at senny's place because i
00:30:22.079 --> 00:30:24.910
really wanted food and they had pizza already
00:30:24.910 --> 00:30:28.150
and i didn't want to wait fair enough hunger
00:30:28.150 --> 00:30:32.369
does a lot to a which he was so hungry when when
00:30:32.369 --> 00:30:34.589
he landed like all he would talk about in the
00:30:34.589 --> 00:30:38.970
airport was just how hungry he was dude so i
00:30:38.970 --> 00:30:41.529
went over to sendy's had a couple pizzas dipped
00:30:41.529 --> 00:30:44.589
into the pool and they were all like it's really
00:30:44.589 --> 00:30:46.329
cool it's really cool and i'm just like this
00:30:46.329 --> 00:30:49.910
is actually pretty decent like temperature it's
00:30:49.910 --> 00:30:52.289
just it's really cool You are the type of guy
00:30:52.289 --> 00:30:54.230
to just go into a pool that other people consider
00:30:54.230 --> 00:30:56.849
cold. But it wasn't even that cold. Like, straight
00:30:56.849 --> 00:30:58.609
up, like, as soon as someone else, like, kind
00:30:58.609 --> 00:31:00.009
of dipped in there, like, you know, this isn't
00:31:00.009 --> 00:31:02.390
really cold. It's just really chilly out. It's
00:31:02.390 --> 00:31:05.450
just the outside temperature is really chilly.
00:31:05.569 --> 00:31:08.130
The temperature of the water is actually really
00:31:08.130 --> 00:31:11.130
nice. And after I had, like, a pretty good swim
00:31:11.130 --> 00:31:14.450
in, I got, I didn't want to swim in that pool
00:31:14.450 --> 00:31:17.490
any further. I can't stand, okay, for anyone
00:31:17.490 --> 00:31:20.609
who doesn't know, I have a fear of deep water.
00:31:21.420 --> 00:31:25.039
I can't stand not being able to, like, if I go
00:31:25.039 --> 00:31:27.940
under and I have to go over, like, a foot easily
00:31:27.940 --> 00:31:31.839
to get to touch the bottom, I am not swimming.
00:31:32.519 --> 00:31:35.059
I don't like deep waters. It was an 8 -foot pool.
00:31:35.319 --> 00:31:38.099
Yeah, 8 -foot pools, that sounds pretty fucking
00:31:38.099 --> 00:31:41.400
deep. It was, I straight up could go underwater,
00:31:41.880 --> 00:31:46.059
raise my arms, and still not touch the surface.
00:31:46.640 --> 00:31:51.099
Yeah. That's deep. Yeah, I was... God damn, I
00:31:51.099 --> 00:31:54.240
got scared. I just kind of was like, okay, I'm
00:31:54.240 --> 00:31:57.720
gonna get out of this thing. I'm done. But they
00:31:57.720 --> 00:32:00.740
had a jacuzzi there too. And I got into that
00:32:00.740 --> 00:32:03.940
bitch immediately and I was like, I can sleep
00:32:03.940 --> 00:32:05.779
in that bitch. Speaking of hotels and pools and
00:32:05.779 --> 00:32:10.920
stuff, there is Acer's hotel. He has the hotel
00:32:10.920 --> 00:32:15.819
directly next to the convention center. It went
00:32:15.819 --> 00:32:21.910
off again. Okay, we're good. So the dongle has
00:32:21.910 --> 00:32:25.609
a battery. Why does the dongle, which is connected
00:32:25.609 --> 00:32:29.049
by USB and can take power from USB, why does
00:32:29.049 --> 00:32:31.430
it have its own battery life? Like we said, this
00:32:31.430 --> 00:32:33.509
is scuffed. This is scuffed. I just bought these
00:32:33.509 --> 00:32:35.369
mics on Amazon. I tested them to make sure they
00:32:35.369 --> 00:32:38.529
function, and that's about it. I think I tested
00:32:38.529 --> 00:32:42.450
the sound quality, too. I think so. But it's
00:32:42.450 --> 00:32:44.269
fine. We've got sound from that, sound from that,
00:32:44.369 --> 00:32:46.970
sound from this mic, and also sound from those
00:32:46.970 --> 00:32:49.950
mics. Dude, that's some point. I'm going to tell
00:32:49.950 --> 00:32:52.049
you, the sound from that fucking mic is like
00:32:52.049 --> 00:32:55.130
ass. Actually, no, the camcorder, that's a high,
00:32:55.269 --> 00:32:57.329
no, that's not a high, that's a mini DV. The
00:32:57.329 --> 00:32:59.710
audio quality on mini DV is actually very good.
00:33:00.529 --> 00:33:03.109
Did you see the Welcome to the Zoo video that
00:33:03.109 --> 00:33:06.410
we did? Oh, yeah, no. Is that actually, okay.
00:33:06.549 --> 00:33:09.250
No, it's actually very good. Okay, okay, okay.
00:33:09.750 --> 00:33:13.329
The iPhone will be better. MiniTV is like the
00:33:13.329 --> 00:33:17.150
same visual quality as Hi8, which came before
00:33:17.150 --> 00:33:22.769
it, but it's got better audio. Don't worry about
00:33:22.769 --> 00:33:29.269
it, just continue. We have to do tradition. I've
00:33:29.269 --> 00:33:31.089
never gotten jerked off like that in my life.
00:33:31.190 --> 00:33:35.269
Congratulations. The sexual tension in the episode
00:33:35.269 --> 00:33:38.880
has hit its quota. Woo! I can't believe there
00:33:38.880 --> 00:33:42.160
hasn't been any. It's not like I just want to
00:33:42.160 --> 00:33:44.579
not touch any of you because you are disgusting.
00:33:46.019 --> 00:33:49.619
Well, when we've got two women avatars and a
00:33:49.619 --> 00:33:53.079
furry on the couch, I mean, I don't know. I guess
00:33:53.079 --> 00:33:54.960
that can get a little bit more sexual tension
00:33:54.960 --> 00:34:03.460
than just three humanoids. What? Huh? Huh? Huh?
00:34:12.239 --> 00:34:16.519
That's the second time. I've done it with both
00:34:16.519 --> 00:34:19.880
of you now. Oh yeah, I can leave, guys. We've
00:34:19.880 --> 00:34:23.460
hit several quotas. We've hit a few quotas. We
00:34:23.460 --> 00:34:25.320
haven't talked about 9 -11 yet. I wasn't gonna
00:34:25.320 --> 00:34:28.900
say that! I wasn't gonna bring it up. I was just
00:34:28.900 --> 00:34:30.940
about to say, we haven't hit a 9 -11 quota yet.
00:34:31.420 --> 00:34:32.960
We'll get there eventually. We haven't also done
00:34:32.960 --> 00:34:36.010
O .J. Simpson either. We don't have the orange
00:34:36.010 --> 00:34:38.130
juice. We only have the fucking lemon lime piss
00:34:38.130 --> 00:34:42.090
Gatorade. We don't need props. Next year we'll
00:34:42.090 --> 00:34:44.210
do props. We'll do another IRL episode next year
00:34:44.210 --> 00:34:46.070
and we'll have it like slightly better set up.
00:34:46.510 --> 00:34:49.889
No, no, no. I don't want jump scare can. You
00:34:49.889 --> 00:34:51.869
still have the can? I still have the fucking
00:34:51.869 --> 00:34:54.849
can. Oh, phenomenal. I need to fill it up with
00:34:54.849 --> 00:34:56.710
cement or some shit so it doesn't get you like,
00:34:56.750 --> 00:35:00.489
you know. Ooh, day zero. I only have one prop.
00:35:00.690 --> 00:35:04.099
Day zero? What about day zero? It was before
00:35:04.099 --> 00:35:07.639
day one of TwitchCon. Uh, me and you, uh, traveled
00:35:07.639 --> 00:35:10.340
together, and I made a very, very large purchase.
00:35:10.820 --> 00:35:14.440
Oh, yeah! Ooh, talk about that for a second.
00:35:14.460 --> 00:35:16.780
I gotta grab the one prop that we - Alright.
00:35:17.960 --> 00:35:22.039
I don't even know what this is. Chat, they have
00:35:22.039 --> 00:35:24.079
to go grab it, and they have to leave the lavalier
00:35:24.079 --> 00:35:27.579
mic. Oh my god. Oh, wait a minute, one second.
00:35:30.079 --> 00:35:32.019
Wait, what are you - Oh, you're getting the jacket.
00:35:32.570 --> 00:35:42.349
I've got nothing. God dang it. No! I was gonna
00:35:42.349 --> 00:35:46.989
send her, like, right here. Adorn yourself. My
00:35:46.989 --> 00:35:50.889
god, I can't believe that. This is gonna be horrible.
00:35:51.750 --> 00:35:57.489
This is going to suck. This fits me very well.
00:35:57.889 --> 00:36:02.369
Oh my god, yeah. Oh my god. And so I... Stand
00:36:02.369 --> 00:36:06.230
up. Guys, this is a crop top. And it's looking
00:36:06.230 --> 00:36:11.550
like it's fucking going to your waist. Not quite.
00:36:12.909 --> 00:36:15.210
That's funny though. Yeah, I got the crop top
00:36:15.210 --> 00:36:22.769
because I thought it would look cuter. Are you
00:36:22.769 --> 00:36:29.769
ready to go racing? I love racism. You beat me
00:36:29.769 --> 00:36:32.250
to saying that you're going to participate in
00:36:32.250 --> 00:36:37.190
a race war. That's my favorite. That's my favorite.
00:36:38.489 --> 00:36:43.369
You beat me by a second. God damn it. Sweet.
00:36:43.889 --> 00:36:46.550
I don't want to actually wear this the whole
00:36:46.550 --> 00:36:52.190
episode. I'll wear it for a minute. Yeah. Okay.
00:36:52.230 --> 00:36:58.940
So racism is... Edit that out. No. don't do it
00:36:58.940 --> 00:37:03.159
so day zero me and nana are hanging out uh what
00:37:03.159 --> 00:37:05.579
do we do we went to the rk like that morning
00:37:05.579 --> 00:37:08.780
and then we were heading towards your airbnb
00:37:08.780 --> 00:37:12.420
but we made a quick stop somewhere uh and i made
00:37:12.420 --> 00:37:16.079
a purchase of some artwork from a place known
00:37:16.079 --> 00:37:19.679
as the chuck chuck jones gallery now the chuck
00:37:19.679 --> 00:37:22.320
jones gallery is well first of all chuck jones
00:37:22.320 --> 00:37:24.179
is one of the directors of looney tunes way back
00:37:24.179 --> 00:37:26.980
when He was one of the later directors of it
00:37:26.980 --> 00:37:29.320
and made a ton of really amazing cartoons, including
00:37:29.320 --> 00:37:32.539
being the one that created Wile E. Coyote and
00:37:32.539 --> 00:37:36.900
Roadrunner. Now, it's a gallery there where a
00:37:36.900 --> 00:37:39.500
lot of stuff, mostly a lot of recreations of
00:37:39.500 --> 00:37:42.480
a lot of stuff, because unlike Disney, Warner
00:37:42.480 --> 00:37:44.099
Brothers, any time that they were done with stuff,
00:37:44.179 --> 00:37:47.000
they just burned the shit out of it. I don't
00:37:47.000 --> 00:37:48.360
know which was worse, Warner Brothers getting
00:37:48.360 --> 00:37:50.159
rid of all their stuff or the Nazis burning books.
00:37:50.360 --> 00:37:52.619
It's really debatable. We don't talk about what
00:37:52.619 --> 00:37:56.329
the Nazis burned. We have reached our Hitler
00:37:56.329 --> 00:38:00.489
quota. If you've got your bingo cards, that surely
00:38:00.489 --> 00:38:03.989
will align. It's gotta be aligned by now. And
00:38:03.989 --> 00:38:07.170
we're like, how many minutes, Anna? We're actually,
00:38:07.469 --> 00:38:10.369
in most episodes, I feel like I look at the time,
00:38:10.449 --> 00:38:12.449
and you can continue in a second, but I feel
00:38:12.449 --> 00:38:14.829
like I look at the time, and it's like, oh wow,
00:38:14.949 --> 00:38:16.610
this feels like it's been longer than it actually
00:38:16.610 --> 00:38:18.769
has. This one actually feels like it's been less
00:38:18.769 --> 00:38:21.730
than it actually has. It's been 42 minutes. That
00:38:21.730 --> 00:38:24.150
is actually been something I've been noticing,
00:38:24.230 --> 00:38:26.409
is that a lot of things that we've been doing
00:38:26.409 --> 00:38:29.110
together have been feeling so much shorter. Yes.
00:38:29.550 --> 00:38:33.309
But it's like, I am having so many better memories
00:38:33.309 --> 00:38:35.530
with it. That happens with these trips, like
00:38:35.530 --> 00:38:37.829
I've noticed. That definitely happens. Last year,
00:38:37.869 --> 00:38:39.750
my trip actually felt like it was a good duration,
00:38:39.849 --> 00:38:41.969
like not too fast or too short, and I only did
00:38:41.969 --> 00:38:44.170
four days. This time, I'm doing like 10 days
00:38:44.170 --> 00:38:46.590
on this trip, and it does feel shorter. And I'm
00:38:46.590 --> 00:38:49.349
like, I'm literally doing more days. How does
00:38:49.349 --> 00:38:52.369
it feel shorter? But it's not over yet, though,
00:38:52.389 --> 00:38:53.909
to be fair. This is only, like, the fourth day.
00:38:54.130 --> 00:38:56.449
I got a little bit of time. Yeah. A little bit.
00:38:57.650 --> 00:39:00.809
I'll get back to this, then. I got some artwork
00:39:00.809 --> 00:39:04.409
there. A lot of... I got a couple reprints of
00:39:04.409 --> 00:39:05.989
what are, like, the title cards and, like, the
00:39:05.989 --> 00:39:08.010
advertisements and newspapers for the cartoon.
00:39:08.469 --> 00:39:11.329
That's cool. I got a couple of those. And then
00:39:11.329 --> 00:39:17.409
I bought some animated animation cells, two of
00:39:17.409 --> 00:39:20.030
them, and a background. all together in one of
00:39:20.030 --> 00:39:23.110
Wiley, Coyote, and Roadrunner. Getting all four
00:39:23.110 --> 00:39:28.789
of those things costed me around $1 ,375. Big
00:39:28.789 --> 00:39:31.949
money. Big money, no whammy. So, yeah, we'll
00:39:31.949 --> 00:39:33.949
show some photos on screen. Yeah, I'll show some
00:39:33.949 --> 00:39:36.090
photos later of this. Now, for big purchases
00:39:36.090 --> 00:39:41.429
for me, I purchased the coat for Nano. And then
00:39:41.429 --> 00:39:47.369
I also got these prints. I got some posters and
00:39:47.369 --> 00:39:49.159
bottle caps. There's a whole thing going on.
00:39:49.300 --> 00:39:55.019
I got... I did a lot of purchasing and it cost
00:39:55.019 --> 00:40:04.420
me about $200. For Zelda. Fucking The Lookout
00:40:04.420 --> 00:40:09.860
from Dragon Ball. We got Nuka Cola. The older
00:40:09.860 --> 00:40:14.699
branding of it. We got Finish the Fight Halo.
00:40:15.360 --> 00:40:17.829
I grew up with a lot of this stuff. I didn't
00:40:17.829 --> 00:40:19.610
grow up with Godzilla, but I've gotten into it
00:40:19.610 --> 00:40:22.150
a lot more since recently. So I have one of Godzilla,
00:40:22.469 --> 00:40:27.250
Mothra, and Mechagodzilla. And then at the very
00:40:27.250 --> 00:40:35.269
end is someone who made me cry. Iroh. No. I can't.
00:40:35.610 --> 00:40:38.389
It's the fucking Tales of Ba Sing Se episode.
00:40:38.650 --> 00:40:42.699
It just tears me the fuck up on this one. God.
00:40:42.820 --> 00:40:44.920
TwitchCon is awesome. There's so much stuff to
00:40:44.920 --> 00:40:47.800
get. Artist Alley is also incredible. I bought
00:40:47.800 --> 00:40:50.099
a capture card. Yeah, he bought a fucking capture
00:40:50.099 --> 00:40:53.280
card at TwitchCon, which, like, that, yeah, they
00:40:53.280 --> 00:40:56.019
have AverMedia booth, they have, like, Elgato
00:40:56.019 --> 00:41:01.360
booth and stuff. To be fair, like, I think this
00:41:01.360 --> 00:41:03.719
will be a nice capture card. It's just like,
00:41:03.800 --> 00:41:05.739
man, I don't know, making a tech purchase or
00:41:05.739 --> 00:41:07.900
something at a convention seems a little, at,
00:41:08.079 --> 00:41:09.579
like, a streaming convention, I guess it makes
00:41:09.579 --> 00:41:11.820
sense, but it's a little silly. Um, that's a
00:41:13.509 --> 00:41:16.670
Jacket was from. It was a sling bag. It's actually
00:41:16.670 --> 00:41:19.710
really nice. It's actually made of metal on the
00:41:19.710 --> 00:41:22.750
buckles and actually has Velcro attachments that
00:41:22.750 --> 00:41:24.369
you can put onto it. It's like a military thing.
00:41:25.130 --> 00:41:29.250
It's really nice. He got a bag. A bag. I need
00:41:29.250 --> 00:41:34.110
to put my sack in there. So I've bought... You
00:41:34.110 --> 00:41:36.710
commented on that. I've bought almost every convention
00:41:36.710 --> 00:41:39.250
that I've been to now. I've bought so many tech
00:41:39.250 --> 00:41:43.239
things. So the first big convention I went to
00:41:43.239 --> 00:41:48.019
was PAX East in Boston, Massachusetts. And I
00:41:48.019 --> 00:41:51.780
bought my AT2020 microphone from there. Shit,
00:41:51.780 --> 00:41:54.800
really? Yeah, I bought my microphone there. And
00:41:54.800 --> 00:42:00.860
then the first TwitchCon I went to was TwitchCon
00:42:00.860 --> 00:42:04.460
Paris, France. What did I get from there? I bought
00:42:04.460 --> 00:42:07.159
something from Elgato. I don't know, a fucking
00:42:07.159 --> 00:42:13.219
baguette? You fucking... We need the great photos.
00:42:13.420 --> 00:42:16.219
That goes after the day. What did we do? Cut.
00:42:20.159 --> 00:42:24.099
Don't cut that. Just bleep it. Keep that. That's
00:42:24.099 --> 00:42:27.460
funny. That is funny. At the improv thing, we
00:42:27.460 --> 00:42:32.340
did a game that was like five words at a time.
00:42:32.719 --> 00:42:37.369
No, not five words at a time. someone would start
00:42:37.369 --> 00:42:39.349
a story with like a sentence and then it would
00:42:39.349 --> 00:42:41.070
go to another person and then they would continue
00:42:41.070 --> 00:42:44.070
with the sentence. Oh my god. It was great. I
00:42:44.070 --> 00:42:47.929
love that. I love that game. So there was a story
00:42:47.929 --> 00:42:54.269
of like oh it was like there was a princess that
00:42:54.269 --> 00:42:55.829
was like trying to find a prince and then there
00:42:55.829 --> 00:42:59.989
was this like um what was the animal? It was
00:42:59.989 --> 00:43:04.210
oh I don't remember what the animal was. It wasn't
00:43:04.210 --> 00:43:05.889
a rat for sure but it was some kind of an animal.
00:43:06.360 --> 00:43:10.559
and so then like but then someone said like there
00:43:10.559 --> 00:43:12.159
was something very unfortunate about this animal
00:43:12.159 --> 00:43:14.639
and the ball went past to me and i just said
00:43:14.639 --> 00:43:19.239
they were french and passed it on why are you
00:43:19.239 --> 00:43:22.840
looking at camera two camera two can go suck
00:43:22.840 --> 00:43:31.760
a dick a huge one or a small one are you smug
00:43:32.590 --> 00:43:37.389
Smug ass. What does that mean? You don't want
00:43:37.389 --> 00:43:43.929
to know. You don't want to know. Exactly. Femboy
00:43:43.929 --> 00:43:48.789
cock. Monster? Monster. Bigger than you might
00:43:48.789 --> 00:43:54.050
think. Exactly. I don't know why, that just feels
00:43:54.050 --> 00:43:57.750
like a Vsauce intro. Bigger than you think. No,
00:43:57.750 --> 00:44:00.519
no, no. Hey, Vsauce, Michael here. Fanboy cock.
00:44:00.659 --> 00:44:03.980
Bigger than you think. I don't even watch Vsauce
00:44:03.980 --> 00:44:17.360
videos, really. That's so funny. So, okay. Whenever
00:44:17.360 --> 00:44:21.400
I was packing for this trip, I wanted to... I
00:44:21.400 --> 00:44:23.920
didn't know if I could take a bigger carry -on.
00:44:24.539 --> 00:44:28.000
I don't think I could, honestly. But I wish I
00:44:28.000 --> 00:44:30.690
could have. So I wanted to do so many damn bits.
00:44:30.750 --> 00:44:35.409
First, hey, I wanted to basically get in this,
00:44:35.530 --> 00:44:38.449
but before I got into it, I was going to go into
00:44:38.449 --> 00:44:41.929
the bathroom and then come out with thigh highs,
00:44:42.050 --> 00:44:44.869
a skirt, and fucking fem, just the most femboy
00:44:44.869 --> 00:44:49.510
outfit I had. And I'm ready. That is something
00:44:49.510 --> 00:44:52.110
I really wanted to do. But then you partway would
00:44:52.110 --> 00:44:57.530
leave and change into this. Yeah. So I go back
00:44:57.530 --> 00:45:01.929
and you guys are like, what the fuck? And then,
00:45:02.090 --> 00:45:06.170
um, I also wanted to bring almost all the props
00:45:06.170 --> 00:45:08.869
that I know of and all the things I could have
00:45:08.869 --> 00:45:11.409
just to make jokes. Just do dumb stuff. Just
00:45:11.409 --> 00:45:14.389
do dumb stuff. I pack three bags so I can do
00:45:14.389 --> 00:45:16.530
dumb shit, which is fun. Like Straub's told me
00:45:16.530 --> 00:45:18.449
to bring the Miku plush that you saw that John
00:45:18.449 --> 00:45:24.050
fucking killed. Rip Miku. He's taking a nap.
00:45:26.090 --> 00:45:27.829
A forever nap? Exactly what a murderer would
00:45:27.829 --> 00:45:32.010
say. She's been killed for her crimes. She's
00:45:32.010 --> 00:45:34.710
been killed for her crimes. That's how Deadpool
00:45:34.710 --> 00:45:37.710
feels. The poor guy's all tucking out. No, that's
00:45:37.710 --> 00:45:46.449
a Batman reference. And then I still want to
00:45:46.449 --> 00:45:52.949
do the bathtub scene. That's a bit that I've
00:45:52.949 --> 00:45:58.329
been running for so long now. of like me like
00:45:58.329 --> 00:46:00.670
bugging nano because i think it originally was
00:46:00.670 --> 00:46:03.289
like me and matchless bubbles where me and her
00:46:03.289 --> 00:46:05.710
kind of concocted this together and i just started
00:46:05.710 --> 00:46:10.190
bugging you about it of just like you good you
00:46:10.190 --> 00:46:14.789
see something boy no no what are you doing i'm
00:46:14.789 --> 00:46:18.389
actually trying to find my phone why do you need
00:46:18.389 --> 00:46:23.409
your phone we're no no no phone fuck your phone
00:46:25.989 --> 00:46:27.989
I think you put it over there somewhere. I lost
00:46:27.989 --> 00:46:30.769
my phone, guys. Chat, I lost my phone. It's the
00:46:30.769 --> 00:46:33.469
wallet all over again. It's the wallet all over
00:46:33.469 --> 00:46:36.230
again. We come full circle. I look at it and
00:46:36.230 --> 00:46:37.789
I just... Oh, for fuck's sake. It's like in the
00:46:37.789 --> 00:46:40.130
same spot. It's in the same spot. God dang it.
00:46:40.369 --> 00:46:48.710
What is this? Okay. Oh yeah, this. Hot tub streamers
00:46:48.710 --> 00:46:52.030
love Fansly. And it's like a fucking anime girl.
00:46:52.150 --> 00:46:55.869
Probably AI art. Show it on screen. Yeah, show
00:46:55.869 --> 00:46:58.650
it on... I think I saw this on Twitter. No, it's
00:46:58.650 --> 00:47:00.869
been a car that's been driving around on the
00:47:00.869 --> 00:47:03.289
front of the convention center for the past two
00:47:03.289 --> 00:47:06.690
days. Yeah. It's like back and forth. But here's
00:47:06.690 --> 00:47:09.250
the best part. On the fucking back of it, it
00:47:09.250 --> 00:47:11.750
has an LED matrix board. And it literally says,
00:47:11.849 --> 00:47:15.820
Damn you, Senpai! And it's a QR code. It's a
00:47:15.820 --> 00:47:22.360
QR code. Holy Jesus. I sent that to my mom. Here's
00:47:22.360 --> 00:47:24.619
mom, a friend of the podcast. Yeah. She would
00:47:24.619 --> 00:47:27.039
enjoy something like that. I feel like. So I,
00:47:27.079 --> 00:47:29.480
I've been making, cause it originally was like
00:47:29.480 --> 00:47:32.460
me and mad and talking this together. Okay. And
00:47:32.460 --> 00:47:34.659
I've been like bugging Nana for the past like
00:47:34.659 --> 00:47:36.480
two months of like, we should do the podcast
00:47:36.480 --> 00:47:39.179
episode in a bathtub with like all three of us.
00:47:40.329 --> 00:47:42.590
That would just be the most uncomfortable thing.
00:47:42.650 --> 00:47:44.530
I, like, I would, whilst you were streaming,
00:47:44.630 --> 00:47:46.610
or whilst, like, I was streaming, or just somewhere
00:47:46.610 --> 00:47:48.429
where I'm hanging out with people, I would just
00:47:48.429 --> 00:47:52.670
call you and be like, can we do this? I think
00:47:52.670 --> 00:47:54.750
there's probably a clip of it, like, on my channel
00:47:54.750 --> 00:47:58.710
or your channel. Put this in. It's just the funniest
00:47:58.710 --> 00:48:02.929
shit. This is what my avatar, I wish my avatar
00:48:02.929 --> 00:48:05.010
looked like with, like, robot arms and everything.
00:48:06.679 --> 00:48:08.920
But with the suit and all that. With all that,
00:48:09.039 --> 00:48:11.940
yeah. This is probably do that. This is kind
00:48:11.940 --> 00:48:14.360
of... Runa has suits, I think. Like, and then
00:48:14.360 --> 00:48:17.320
it has this, like, asymmetric fucking, like...
00:48:17.320 --> 00:48:20.420
Yeah, Runa has suits, I think. No, they have,
00:48:20.539 --> 00:48:22.860
like, suits, but they have, like, the big honks
00:48:22.860 --> 00:48:27.159
of suits. Oh. Gotcha. Gordon, titty boob, huge
00:48:27.159 --> 00:48:33.800
fucker. Shut it. Half -Life VR 2 AI comes out
00:48:33.800 --> 00:48:36.679
sometime. Shit, really? Yeah, sometime soon,
00:48:36.840 --> 00:48:43.059
I think. Sometime next year. Half -Life VR, but
00:48:43.059 --> 00:48:44.860
the AI is self -aware, except you can't say that
00:48:44.860 --> 00:48:48.539
anymore because everybody hates AI. But it was
00:48:48.539 --> 00:48:51.920
just improv all along. Yeah, it was just people
00:48:51.920 --> 00:48:52.900
improvising. There were some people who thought
00:48:52.900 --> 00:48:57.519
it was in VR chat. I know. No, it's obviously
00:48:57.519 --> 00:49:01.619
Gary's mod. Literally, even if you were watching
00:49:01.619 --> 00:49:06.019
this stream, it's straight up... Fucking gary's
00:49:06.019 --> 00:49:07.760
mod between the transitions between different
00:49:07.760 --> 00:49:14.019
like yeah literally says fucking gary's mod It's
00:49:14.019 --> 00:49:16.460
like nobody knows what it's not it's like gary's
00:49:16.460 --> 00:49:19.500
oh my god, it's the g -man from skivity toilet
00:49:19.500 --> 00:49:26.940
What's a gary? What's a gay man? We'll find out
00:49:26.940 --> 00:49:29.699
next tuesday next tuesday, we'll find out what
00:49:29.699 --> 00:49:36.239
a gay man is what? You're not gonna be here on
00:49:36.239 --> 00:49:43.760
Tuesday. Exactly. Tuesday? Tuesday. I'm not gonna
00:49:43.760 --> 00:49:48.679
be here on a Tuesday. I'm surrounded by people
00:49:48.679 --> 00:49:50.699
who are either British or know too many British
00:49:50.699 --> 00:49:53.880
people. I am fucking terrified. Please send help.
00:49:54.139 --> 00:49:58.420
We've not brushed our teeth in years. No! No,
00:49:58.420 --> 00:50:06.699
my brother. Holy shit. I have my enamel. No.
00:50:07.420 --> 00:50:10.460
I'm good, thanks. You just pull a tooth out right
00:50:10.460 --> 00:50:12.900
now and you're like, here, check this out. Check
00:50:12.900 --> 00:50:21.860
this shit out. So, yeah. This trip's been awesome.
00:50:22.099 --> 00:50:23.800
What else has been happening? I mean, tomorrow
00:50:23.800 --> 00:50:27.599
we've got fucking awesome plans. What are we
00:50:27.599 --> 00:50:29.699
doing tomorrow? Well, I mean, the stream. The
00:50:29.699 --> 00:50:31.579
stream. I know the stream, but what else? Play
00:50:31.579 --> 00:50:34.400
Minecraft Bingo, by the way. I don't know what
00:50:34.400 --> 00:50:36.440
else exactly. And my Monday and Tuesday are wide
00:50:36.440 --> 00:50:37.699
open. I don't know if you're going to be here
00:50:37.699 --> 00:50:39.219
on Monday, Tuesday. I'm going to be here Monday,
00:50:39.340 --> 00:50:43.139
not Tuesday. Okay. Yeah. Then you and I can do
00:50:43.139 --> 00:50:45.679
something Monday. Yeah. I'm going to be leaving
00:50:45.679 --> 00:50:47.519
on Monday. Yeah, he leaves on Monday at like
00:50:47.519 --> 00:50:53.199
9 a .m. But now that I have my wallet. 9 a .m.?
00:50:53.199 --> 00:51:01.139
1 .35 p .m. Okay. I wanted to switch it over
00:51:01.139 --> 00:51:02.679
to 9. I actually was trying to find a flight.
00:51:03.150 --> 00:51:05.130
That was at 9 p .m. It would just get me, you
00:51:05.130 --> 00:51:08.170
know, to back home, like, sooner or later, actually,
00:51:08.250 --> 00:51:10.429
in the morning. On Tuesday, it would be, like,
00:51:10.429 --> 00:51:12.909
1 a .m. Uncut. So Gears was complaining about
00:51:12.909 --> 00:51:15.710
work, rightfully so, because fuck his job sometimes.
00:51:16.989 --> 00:51:19.789
I do, in terms of, like, things that are happening,
00:51:19.929 --> 00:51:21.489
because, like, we've got the next few days and
00:51:21.489 --> 00:51:23.150
all that kind of stuff, but I do at least want
00:51:23.150 --> 00:51:28.610
to give a shout -out to NoHitPlayer and the squad
00:51:28.610 --> 00:51:32.260
for FFS that happened. Yeah. That was... I think
00:51:32.260 --> 00:51:34.380
it was last weekend. But I asked you to say hi
00:51:34.380 --> 00:51:38.880
to Noma for me. Did you? I did. He's a lovely
00:51:38.880 --> 00:51:41.780
person. So, for context, and we'll probably show
00:51:41.780 --> 00:51:45.079
a clip of it in here, Noma Player, a good friend
00:51:45.079 --> 00:51:48.179
of ours, did a huge charity event called Squad
00:51:48.179 --> 00:51:51.000
Forever Fest. It was for the Association for
00:51:51.000 --> 00:51:54.039
Suicide Prevention, correct? Yes. Time to get
00:51:54.039 --> 00:51:59.400
this flagged on the thing. Thanks, you two. So,
00:51:59.460 --> 00:52:04.320
but he did that, and he raised about $6 ,000
00:52:04.320 --> 00:52:10.199
to $7 ,000. It was somewhere in the $6 ,000s.
00:52:10.360 --> 00:52:12.780
Yeah, $6 ,000s or something like that. Somewhere
00:52:12.780 --> 00:52:15.440
around there. I know this because I was $1 ,000
00:52:15.440 --> 00:52:17.760
of that. You were one of the donations. I was
00:52:17.760 --> 00:52:21.239
also one of the donations. But they did that,
00:52:21.320 --> 00:52:25.500
and it was like 32 performers across two days.
00:52:26.219 --> 00:52:28.420
Which, like, Novid, I had mentioned this on a
00:52:28.420 --> 00:52:30.900
stream of mine. Novid had, like, shown me that,
00:52:30.980 --> 00:52:33.619
like, months and months and months before. And
00:52:33.619 --> 00:52:35.380
I saw, like, the list of people and, like, how
00:52:35.380 --> 00:52:38.840
many people he had set up. And I was like, if
00:52:38.840 --> 00:52:41.860
all of these people show up, that would be crazy.
00:52:42.360 --> 00:52:45.360
Yeah. Like, I, like, because even to get, like...
00:52:45.360 --> 00:52:48.699
Scheduling people sucks. Especially VRChat people
00:52:48.699 --> 00:52:52.820
sometimes. Because, like, I was even for, like,
00:52:52.820 --> 00:52:59.059
the... murder birthday that i did like i i invited
00:52:59.059 --> 00:53:01.039
i think like six or seven people and i was like
00:53:01.039 --> 00:53:03.239
i don't even know if all of them will show up
00:53:03.239 --> 00:53:05.340
i'm sure i'm gonna have someone uh bail and i
00:53:05.340 --> 00:53:11.239
did have someone fail but um but all of the people
00:53:11.239 --> 00:53:14.639
for spot forever fest that were scheduled and
00:53:14.639 --> 00:53:18.079
were set up to perform were there yeah which
00:53:18.079 --> 00:53:21.000
is very impressive just like that is really cool
00:53:21.639 --> 00:53:24.460
That, like, 32 people and not a single one of
00:53:24.460 --> 00:53:27.760
them had to bail or anything. Well, I mean...
00:53:27.760 --> 00:53:30.099
So Camera 2 is about to eat shit and die, so
00:53:30.099 --> 00:53:31.519
we're gonna go to Camera 2 for a minute and say,
00:53:31.579 --> 00:53:33.800
Bye -bye, Camera 2. Okay, we're going to Camera...
00:53:33.800 --> 00:53:36.840
Don't punch it! Holy shit! Don't punch my camcorder!
00:53:36.880 --> 00:53:40.860
That thing will shatter! I dropped the last camcorder
00:53:40.860 --> 00:53:43.280
on the concrete at the San Diego Zoo last year.
00:53:43.679 --> 00:53:46.340
We need to go to the San Diego Zoo. We already
00:53:46.340 --> 00:53:47.659
went last year, so I don't think we're gonna
00:53:47.659 --> 00:53:49.659
go again, but... Then again, my Monday and Tuesday
00:53:49.659 --> 00:53:52.320
are wide open, but it's just the zoo. And the
00:53:52.320 --> 00:53:54.340
zoo is more fun the more people you have. Yeah.
00:53:54.840 --> 00:53:56.420
It was fun because we had like, there was like
00:53:56.420 --> 00:53:58.519
eight or nine of us. I feel like if it's only
00:53:58.519 --> 00:54:00.039
a couple of us, it's not going to be as fun.
00:54:00.199 --> 00:54:02.019
Yeah, that's true, honestly. I think most events
00:54:02.019 --> 00:54:03.900
are kind of like that. I mean, if it was going
00:54:03.900 --> 00:54:06.219
to be something fun for all of us, I'd say it
00:54:06.219 --> 00:54:07.619
had to be something that we all do together.
00:54:08.059 --> 00:54:11.039
Yeah. But especially with the three of us, I
00:54:11.039 --> 00:54:13.329
mean. Me and John would just act stupid and bounce
00:54:13.329 --> 00:54:15.050
off each other really simply while Nano was in
00:54:15.050 --> 00:54:19.030
the corner going, AHHHHH! Crying. Crying behind
00:54:19.030 --> 00:54:22.750
the camera. Behind the camcorder. But for a squad
00:54:22.750 --> 00:54:25.449
forever, like, to get all that, and then also
00:54:25.449 --> 00:54:27.570
the donations, so there's, like, Twitter videos
00:54:27.570 --> 00:54:30.789
and stuff of, uh, Novid and I believe Goldie,
00:54:30.849 --> 00:54:35.210
uh, like, crying whenever they hit the 5k, a
00:54:35.210 --> 00:54:37.760
little over 5k. And they were just, like, in
00:54:37.760 --> 00:54:39.719
tears bawling. There's, like, videos and stuff
00:54:39.719 --> 00:54:42.920
on Twitter. It's so funny to watch, but it was
00:54:42.920 --> 00:54:47.420
really nice. And then you fucking come out of
00:54:47.420 --> 00:54:50.059
nowhere. I come out of nowhere and top the leaderboard.
00:54:51.059 --> 00:54:54.940
I top the leaderboard with $1 ,000 .77. And I'm
00:54:54.940 --> 00:54:58.380
like, hey, bitch. I have to ask. After I did
00:54:58.380 --> 00:55:00.579
it, I just, like, striked a pose. Like, the fucking
00:55:00.579 --> 00:55:03.940
Germa Slay pose. You did the $0 .77 to be on
00:55:03.940 --> 00:55:06.130
top of the leaderboard, didn't you? Yeah, and
00:55:06.130 --> 00:55:08.809
I asked my dad. He picked 77. That's what me
00:55:08.809 --> 00:55:12.510
and Nova figured. Yeah, and also that number
00:55:12.510 --> 00:55:14.170
has some significance to my dad or something.
00:55:14.409 --> 00:55:19.170
Oh, okay, yeah. Because the money is... Shout
00:55:19.170 --> 00:55:22.050
out to my dad because the money is his because
00:55:22.050 --> 00:55:25.150
my grandpa passed away very recently. So, like
00:55:25.150 --> 00:55:30.690
three months ago. So, shout out to grandpa because
00:55:30.690 --> 00:55:33.210
that's his money. Shout out, Gramps. Shout out,
00:55:33.269 --> 00:55:37.090
Gramps. Wherever you may be. I mean, the whole
00:55:37.090 --> 00:55:39.389
thing was, like, about suicide prevention. Like,
00:55:39.429 --> 00:55:40.909
honestly, it's a really big deal. That is an
00:55:40.909 --> 00:55:42.989
important cause, yeah. Very important cause.
00:55:43.030 --> 00:55:46.010
So we open this episode with the Gordon Ramsay
00:55:46.010 --> 00:55:49.429
kill yourself meme. Don't actually, please. But
00:55:49.429 --> 00:55:52.789
don't actually kill yourself, please. Can I put
00:55:52.789 --> 00:55:55.389
the do not try this at home? Do not try this
00:55:55.389 --> 00:55:58.050
at home? No, we have to put the whole disclaimer
00:55:58.050 --> 00:56:00.409
song. You know, from Unus Annus, the disclaimer
00:56:00.409 --> 00:56:05.980
song? God dang it. Don't try this at home If
00:56:05.980 --> 00:56:12.840
you do, you might die It's the dance of Italy
00:56:12.840 --> 00:56:17.159
The dance of Italy It's the dance of Italy The
00:56:17.159 --> 00:56:38.869
dance of Italy Suicide prevention. Don't kill
00:56:38.869 --> 00:56:40.070
yourself, because then you can't see another
00:56:40.070 --> 00:56:42.090
episode of the Final Three Brain Cells podcast.
00:56:43.170 --> 00:56:47.909
F3Bpodcast .com I'm taking this, like, section.
00:56:47.969 --> 00:56:53.750
It's what I get to know. And he'll be like, oh
00:56:53.750 --> 00:56:55.929
my god, your show is great. I need to be on soon.
00:56:56.710 --> 00:56:58.929
Because he's right. This show is awesome, and
00:56:58.929 --> 00:57:00.630
you should show it to all your friends, and then
00:57:00.630 --> 00:57:02.530
your friends' friends, and then make it a cult.
00:57:02.909 --> 00:57:04.550
because we're awesome and we're full of ourselves.
00:57:29.800 --> 00:57:32.199
I said it before, like, on Nova's stream and
00:57:32.199 --> 00:57:34.059
on a couple other different things that I did.
00:57:34.559 --> 00:57:37.579
Like, it is, especially, like, in the VRChat
00:57:37.579 --> 00:57:40.380
community, it is a very, very big deal. Yeah.
00:57:40.500 --> 00:57:44.659
Because we've had several VRChat community members
00:57:44.659 --> 00:57:49.719
that we don't have anymore. Yeah. One of the
00:57:49.719 --> 00:57:52.460
people who I've attended, two of the people who
00:57:52.460 --> 00:57:54.099
I've been here with, one of which I share an
00:57:54.099 --> 00:57:55.800
Airbnb with, and the other one who's another
00:57:55.800 --> 00:57:57.360
very close friend who I've been hanging out with
00:57:57.360 --> 00:58:00.519
the whole time, have, like, attempted suicide
00:58:00.519 --> 00:58:03.360
yeah and like i wouldn't imagine what my life
00:58:03.360 --> 00:58:05.179
would be like without either of those yeah yeah
00:58:05.179 --> 00:58:07.119
i don't want to randomly just wake up and just
00:58:07.119 --> 00:58:08.860
find out one of you disappeared all of a sudden
00:58:08.860 --> 00:58:13.159
well i would disappear because i meant like literally
00:58:13.159 --> 00:58:15.840
just disappeared like oh you know nobody knows
00:58:15.840 --> 00:58:17.340
what the fuck's going on with you anymore because
00:58:17.340 --> 00:58:20.780
you're not around anymore and that's the problem
00:58:20.780 --> 00:58:24.539
but no um the the joke where i was making is
00:58:24.539 --> 00:58:26.820
more towards the people who are like why don't
00:58:26.820 --> 00:58:30.559
you just not have negative thoughts Like, I'm
00:58:30.559 --> 00:58:33.519
sorry, but that's not how it was. There was something,
00:58:33.719 --> 00:58:36.119
like, way back in the day that was like that.
00:58:36.300 --> 00:58:39.699
That I, like... See, I just like to pull, like,
00:58:39.719 --> 00:58:42.420
no, don't kill yourself, you dick too fat. I
00:58:42.420 --> 00:58:44.179
still have that image on my phone if you want
00:58:44.179 --> 00:58:47.940
to go look it up. No, don't kill yourself, you
00:58:47.940 --> 00:58:50.639
dick too fat. Me and Joey just toss that between
00:58:50.639 --> 00:58:54.119
each other regularly. But yeah, shout out Nova
00:58:54.119 --> 00:58:57.840
Player. Come on the podcast, except we are going
00:58:57.840 --> 00:58:59.420
to have him on the podcast. We are going to have
00:58:59.420 --> 00:59:02.639
him on the show. Come on the podcast. Come. Now.
00:59:02.920 --> 00:59:06.179
We'll send you a VHS tape. I've already sent
00:59:06.179 --> 00:59:08.780
you a VHS tape. No, I've already sent Nova to
00:59:08.780 --> 00:59:12.079
VHS tape. Of our podcast? No, of Nova and I's
00:59:12.079 --> 00:59:14.539
episode. No, no, no. It has to be of our podcast
00:59:14.539 --> 00:59:17.239
so he can come on the podcast. Was I there for
00:59:17.239 --> 00:59:22.099
Nova's reaction to that? I don't know. Gears,
00:59:22.099 --> 00:59:25.940
do not come. I'm going. Do not come. It's already
00:59:25.940 --> 00:59:32.880
happened, I'm sorry. It was a while ago. Oh.
00:59:36.920 --> 00:59:43.000
Oh, what the fuck? You don't know what I did.
00:59:43.480 --> 00:59:47.849
What did you do? I just, like, groped him. You
00:59:47.849 --> 00:59:49.190
just gave him a reach around? Is that what you
00:59:49.190 --> 00:59:52.130
just did? Yeah. I just, like, groped, like, just,
00:59:52.170 --> 00:59:54.050
like... It's okay. It's consensual. I just didn't
00:59:54.050 --> 01:00:00.150
say so yet. You're gonna cancel on Twitter .com.
01:00:07.030 --> 01:00:10.010
Bleep this one four -letter word I'm about to
01:00:10.010 --> 01:00:15.630
say. It's the r**p episode. Bleep that word.
01:00:15.829 --> 01:00:18.889
So we uncut now. I sat on Gear's hand. He liked
01:00:18.889 --> 01:00:21.590
it. I fingered his asshole. I've been fingered.
01:00:23.289 --> 01:00:25.349
Start digging in your butt, twin, or something
01:00:25.349 --> 01:00:28.190
the kids say now. I don't ever cone my hand when
01:00:28.190 --> 01:00:33.170
fisting. It's straight. I was going nuts, like,
01:00:33.269 --> 01:00:36.190
a few days ago, because I had, like, two girls
01:00:36.190 --> 01:00:38.650
which were taken girls. Like, they were dating.
01:00:39.449 --> 01:00:42.300
That were, like, that were, like, John, we're
01:00:42.300 --> 01:00:43.840
gonna finger your ass. And I'm like, what the
01:00:43.840 --> 01:00:49.019
fuck are you talking about? Shit. Oh my god,
01:00:49.059 --> 01:00:53.079
John. Fingers in his ass. Fingers in his ass.
01:00:53.500 --> 01:00:57.119
Kanye West he likes. Fingers in his... You know
01:00:57.119 --> 01:00:59.380
that song. It's a classic. I know that song.
01:00:59.679 --> 01:01:03.320
I think we sang that. We were singing in church
01:01:03.320 --> 01:01:05.880
all the time. The song that we were listening
01:01:05.880 --> 01:01:09.000
to on the way to... I think it was on the way
01:01:09.000 --> 01:01:12.039
to... the badge pickup on day zero of TwitchCon
01:01:12.039 --> 01:01:18.179
was a song titled I Fucked a Racist Femboy. I
01:01:18.179 --> 01:01:20.940
remember you telling me about this. I fucked
01:01:20.940 --> 01:01:24.860
a racist femboy. I didn't know he was racist.
01:01:26.739 --> 01:01:29.980
He also, there's a line that like, he's also
01:01:29.980 --> 01:01:32.059
a Nazi. So there's a line that he like talked
01:01:32.059 --> 01:01:36.659
about Daddy Hitler. yeah so that was that that's
01:01:36.659 --> 01:01:39.559
insane and then that was stuck in our heads as
01:01:39.559 --> 01:01:43.039
we're walking to the you mentioned it to me later
01:01:43.039 --> 01:01:46.760
yeah it was that stuck in my head what can i
01:01:46.760 --> 01:01:54.059
say i i mean you're welcome what can i say you're
01:01:54.059 --> 01:02:00.119
welcome by a second I'm not going to thank someone
01:02:00.119 --> 01:02:02.460
for playing that song. That song took years off
01:02:02.460 --> 01:02:05.260
my life. Who played it? I don't fucking know.
01:02:05.360 --> 01:02:09.320
Someone in the car. It was probably Cross. Yeah,
01:02:09.400 --> 01:02:11.860
probably. I was thinking either Cross or Witchy.
01:02:12.539 --> 01:02:14.400
Witchy wasn't in the car. I think it was Cross
01:02:14.400 --> 01:02:17.940
or Soups, actually. It was Cross. I don't think
01:02:17.940 --> 01:02:20.840
it was Soups. Soups has... Y 'all, you don't
01:02:20.840 --> 01:02:23.380
know the kind of shit that happens. Okay. Cut
01:02:23.380 --> 01:02:28.380
for a moment. Uncut. We're gonna leave it all
01:02:28.380 --> 01:02:34.159
in. We're leaving that in. The John one where
01:02:34.159 --> 01:02:36.000
he just runs up to fucking Nano and goes, this
01:02:36.000 --> 01:02:38.380
is my favorite, don't you see that? Yeah, what,
01:02:38.480 --> 01:02:40.519
you ran up to me and said that this is Nano Fun
01:02:40.519 --> 01:02:42.719
TV, my favorite convicted pedophile in public,
01:02:42.860 --> 01:02:44.739
and the guy behind me who I had no idea who he
01:02:44.739 --> 01:02:46.219
was was like, wow, you're just airing that out?
01:02:47.199 --> 01:02:49.659
Like, dude, I didn't fucking know. Did someone
01:02:49.659 --> 01:02:53.539
actually say that? Yeah, yeah. It's on the film.
01:02:53.679 --> 01:02:57.250
I can show you that later. I will need all of
01:02:57.250 --> 01:02:59.050
your footage because I need to make a final three
01:02:59.050 --> 01:03:01.809
brain cells special. Yes. And it's just going
01:03:01.809 --> 01:03:04.829
to be random assorted footage. Can we do the
01:03:04.829 --> 01:03:07.090
same thing we did last time? Like all the same
01:03:07.090 --> 01:03:17.869
poses? All the same poses. We're terrible people.
01:03:18.190 --> 01:03:20.210
But if you get to know us, you might like us.
01:03:21.000 --> 01:03:22.780
Or you might kill yourself, which is the thing
01:03:22.780 --> 01:03:25.920
you shouldn't do. I'm just gonna say this. I
01:03:25.920 --> 01:03:31.519
think I just realized why I'm single. I'm married!
01:03:31.639 --> 01:03:36.159
What the fuck do you mean? What's wrong with
01:03:36.159 --> 01:03:40.260
your wife, then? Oh, shit. A lot. A lot, a lot,
01:03:40.440 --> 01:03:44.059
yeah. We're very caring people when you actually
01:03:44.059 --> 01:03:47.219
get to know us. Yeah, like what happened on the
01:03:47.219 --> 01:04:04.519
beach. Speak for yourself. Call you an uber and
01:04:04.519 --> 01:04:06.659
then tell you to get in as you're like not able
01:04:06.659 --> 01:04:12.599
to move It sure as hell wouldn't be public transit
01:04:12.599 --> 01:04:18.980
because you don't do that So you'll do public
01:04:18.980 --> 01:04:23.099
transit in another country. San Diego public
01:04:23.099 --> 01:04:28.380
transport. It exists. Actually, it is pretty
01:04:28.380 --> 01:04:33.260
nice. It's alright. It's not as good as Amsterdam
01:04:33.260 --> 01:04:35.699
and Rotterdam. Well, no shit. European countries
01:04:35.699 --> 01:04:38.019
have goddamn public transportation down to a
01:04:38.019 --> 01:04:40.719
fucking science. But America can barely get that
01:04:40.719 --> 01:04:45.159
shit in the fucking city. No, we have to do subways
01:04:45.159 --> 01:04:50.139
and stupid bullshit. No. Fuck Christ. I wish
01:04:50.139 --> 01:04:53.480
that the US would adopt public transportation
01:04:53.480 --> 01:04:57.960
in most cities in general because it makes everyone's
01:04:57.960 --> 01:05:00.960
lives easier and relieves fucking traffic issues
01:05:00.960 --> 01:05:04.059
by a lot. No, you cannot play fucking Donkey
01:05:04.059 --> 01:05:07.500
Kong Bonanza in front of the fucking stream.
01:05:07.880 --> 01:05:11.019
I mean... You can play Soak Song. My tweet stream.
01:05:11.860 --> 01:05:15.840
Chat, are we cooked? Chat, I think we're cooked.
01:05:16.219 --> 01:05:20.440
guys i need a sleep i need actual rest okay good
01:05:20.440 --> 01:05:23.019
night boom okay i'm gonna get the bed out everyone
01:05:23.019 --> 01:05:25.559
get up come on come on come on we're gonna get
01:05:25.559 --> 01:05:27.760
the bed out no but i gotta move this no no no
01:05:27.760 --> 01:05:29.739
no we don't we don't move this we just your ass
01:05:29.739 --> 01:05:45.219
back down my peanuts on the table see this is
01:05:45.219 --> 01:05:51.010
me That's me. This is John. Where am I? Where
01:05:51.010 --> 01:05:54.650
the hell are you? Who are you? Who are you? Did
01:05:54.650 --> 01:05:58.349
you know? Did you know? What's your favorite
01:05:58.349 --> 01:06:00.329
vocal sim that you forget about and then you
01:06:00.329 --> 01:06:04.610
remember it? Just out of nowhere. I got it. Okay.
01:06:05.590 --> 01:06:10.889
I've watched that specific creator. Like, most
01:06:10.889 --> 01:06:12.590
of their... Because they have really interesting
01:06:12.590 --> 01:06:14.670
videos. They're actually pretty knowledgeable.
01:06:15.480 --> 01:06:20.059
for how funny they are uh cool the vr chat uh
01:06:20.059 --> 01:06:23.019
avatar creator that makes a furry avatar and
01:06:23.019 --> 01:06:25.059
they they teach you what they they actually like
01:06:25.059 --> 01:06:28.820
make little interesting tidbits on making avatars
01:06:28.820 --> 01:06:33.199
and one of the things they say every single short
01:06:33.199 --> 01:06:38.679
that they make is that's that's not even just
01:06:38.679 --> 01:06:41.019
like that creator that's like a bunch of people
01:06:41.019 --> 01:06:44.409
that will do that just like did you know But
01:06:44.409 --> 01:06:48.349
they open the exact way every time. Did you know
01:06:48.349 --> 01:06:50.550
that the buttons of the PlayStation all mean
01:06:50.550 --> 01:06:55.949
different things? What? But no, so, um, then
01:06:55.949 --> 01:06:59.510
I found Toasty from the No Friends Friends Club
01:06:59.510 --> 01:07:04.630
and they are in a co -cow avatar. So I ran straight
01:07:04.630 --> 01:07:06.809
up to them and went, did you know? And they're
01:07:06.809 --> 01:07:14.000
like, yes. And absolutely just They're like there
01:07:14.000 --> 01:07:17.039
and then I come up and I'm like tilted and then
01:07:17.039 --> 01:07:19.139
they see me and I go did you know and then they
01:07:19.139 --> 01:07:31.639
tell And then we just continue We love our friends
01:07:31.639 --> 01:07:39.719
we love our friends Did I miss a 9 -11 joke I'm
01:07:39.719 --> 01:07:43.610
sorry yes, okay good Of course I did. I stopped
01:07:43.610 --> 01:07:45.369
paying attention for like a split second and
01:07:45.369 --> 01:07:47.989
I missed the 9 -11 joke. I am amazed at how you
01:07:47.989 --> 01:07:51.190
pulled that shit together. That was well done.
01:07:51.269 --> 01:07:53.690
That was a stretch. That was a stretch and a
01:07:53.690 --> 01:07:58.369
half. That was sick. I can't tell if he's laughing
01:07:58.369 --> 01:08:04.510
or crying, chat. Holy shit. How the fuck did
01:08:04.510 --> 01:08:06.989
you string that together? You know, you see,
01:08:07.090 --> 01:08:09.010
sometimes I can string words together really
01:08:09.010 --> 01:08:16.699
well. Sometimes I sound like a party. No, I'm
01:08:16.699 --> 01:08:27.359
a squeegee ball! Nooo! I'm a fucking baseball.
01:08:27.720 --> 01:08:51.970
I can't just keep a hat on. Camera two, are you
01:08:51.970 --> 01:08:57.829
seeing this shit? Are you seeing this shit? Camera
01:08:57.829 --> 01:09:02.949
one, where the fuck am I? Camera zero, teleport
01:09:02.949 --> 01:09:18.340
to the back rooms, go back to camera one. You're
01:09:18.340 --> 01:09:23.520
somehow able to pull that together. It just all
01:09:23.520 --> 01:09:32.859
fell into pieces. Like the towers. God! I'm good.
01:09:32.899 --> 01:09:34.920
I don't want to laugh anymore, John. Can we stop
01:09:34.920 --> 01:09:37.720
the comedy podcast? Make it like an infotainment
01:09:37.720 --> 01:09:42.640
show. Infotainment show! It'll be the final infotainment
01:09:42.640 --> 01:09:46.619
show. Oh my god! What am I going to see? This
01:09:46.619 --> 01:09:49.539
fine Miku plushie here has been killed. You can
01:09:49.539 --> 01:09:52.420
have it for $9 .99 .99. I was gonna say, are
01:09:52.420 --> 01:09:55.060
we gonna make a How It's Made ripoff? Yeah, How
01:09:55.060 --> 01:09:57.619
It's Made. But the one where he's, like, being
01:09:57.619 --> 01:10:01.659
an asshole about it? That one? It's just made.
01:10:01.779 --> 01:10:05.239
Shut the fuck up. This is where they make the
01:10:05.239 --> 01:10:07.020
crayons. You can see how they make it because
01:10:07.020 --> 01:10:13.119
you're fucking stupid and... Nothing can beat
01:10:13.119 --> 01:10:19.380
fuck. That was so crazy. How you strung that
01:10:19.380 --> 01:10:22.300
together. It's one weird game of rock, paper,
01:10:22.359 --> 01:10:27.579
scissors. I also just had the worst relationship.
01:10:27.579 --> 01:10:29.279
Rock, paper, scissors, except it's tower, tower,
01:10:29.380 --> 01:10:34.460
plane. Does tower beat plane or does plane beat
01:10:34.460 --> 01:10:37.920
tower? I think we have the history to be able
01:10:37.920 --> 01:10:41.539
to prove which one wins. No, is it foundation,
01:10:42.000 --> 01:10:46.189
tower, plane? Or is it Thermite Tower Plane?
01:10:48.170 --> 01:10:50.250
No one would know that unless we've actually...
01:10:50.250 --> 01:10:56.210
No one's pinning on Tower Plane. Yes! I just
01:10:56.210 --> 01:11:02.109
saw your mic peek. I just also realized our best
01:11:02.109 --> 01:11:06.550
jokes on this show are all about elections. Oh,
01:11:06.569 --> 01:11:08.949
you just realized that? Oh, you just realized
01:11:08.949 --> 01:11:13.039
that? Oh my god, it's John Koday, the 9 -11 guy.
01:11:13.180 --> 01:11:15.420
You're gonna get referred to that next time someone
01:11:15.420 --> 01:11:18.479
sees you. That's what I'm gonna say next TwitchCon.
01:11:18.619 --> 01:11:20.319
Instead of you running up to me, calling me a
01:11:20.319 --> 01:11:21.600
convicted pedophile, I'm gonna run up to you
01:11:21.600 --> 01:11:23.279
and be like, Oh my god, it's my favorite 9 -11
01:11:23.279 --> 01:11:31.079
joke enthusiast, John Koday. It's great. Thank
01:11:31.079 --> 01:11:37.579
you. You're gonna fuck up my color correction.
01:11:37.840 --> 01:11:42.600
That's right, bitch. Don't look at my ass. Yeah,
01:11:42.699 --> 01:11:44.479
I was just about to say, audio listeners, love
01:11:44.479 --> 01:11:47.279
you to death. Also, visual watchers, you also
01:11:47.279 --> 01:11:49.319
don't get to see this. God dang it, we went so
01:11:49.319 --> 01:11:51.479
far without that. Without audio listeners, love
01:11:51.479 --> 01:11:54.479
you to death. Audio listeners, love you to death.
01:11:54.560 --> 01:11:57.039
This has been a very visual episode, and if you're
01:11:57.039 --> 01:11:59.000
not watching this on YouTube or Spotify, because
01:11:59.000 --> 01:12:01.579
it has video too, you are missing out. You know,
01:12:01.680 --> 01:12:03.899
honestly, this is the best lighting we've probably
01:12:03.899 --> 01:12:05.939
ever had during this entire episode, and the
01:12:05.939 --> 01:12:09.079
funniest part is just being dumb. Yeah, it's
01:12:09.079 --> 01:12:10.739
just the furniture in the hotel room. It's not,
01:12:10.819 --> 01:12:12.319
we don't have any fancy lighting or anything.
01:12:12.520 --> 01:12:14.000
It's just, there's actually decent lights that
01:12:14.000 --> 01:12:15.640
you can point around in here and stuff, and it
01:12:15.640 --> 01:12:19.819
works. I didn't even know that light could do
01:12:19.819 --> 01:12:22.979
that. Don't try this at home. I'm killing you.
01:12:25.100 --> 01:12:30.680
Goddamn. I'm good. I'm done with life. Let me
01:12:30.680 --> 01:12:44.369
just, wait, shit. You can't say that! We're gonna
01:12:44.369 --> 01:12:46.390
be fine. We're gonna make it through this cancellation
01:12:46.390 --> 01:12:48.689
together. We're going to make it through this
01:12:48.689 --> 01:12:51.970
cancellation together. Okay? We're hitting all
01:12:51.970 --> 01:12:59.390
of the normal beats of the show. This is literally...
01:12:59.390 --> 01:13:03.069
If this was the last episode of the show, we
01:13:03.069 --> 01:13:06.270
literally would hit all of the highlights of
01:13:06.270 --> 01:13:09.760
what the entire show had been. This is the legacy.
01:13:09.920 --> 01:13:11.800
This is literally the legacy. But we haven't
01:13:11.800 --> 01:13:15.260
mentioned the Virtual Boy. Where is it gone?
01:13:16.159 --> 01:13:19.420
Don'tDummy just shat himself like somewhere off.
01:13:19.720 --> 01:13:26.079
Who? Don'tDummy. The VR painter? Do you not know
01:13:26.079 --> 01:13:29.939
who Don'tDummy is? God dang it. Sorry, we don't
01:13:29.939 --> 01:13:32.760
watch streams around here. We go to TwitchCon
01:13:32.760 --> 01:13:34.500
for the people. We don't fucking watch streams.
01:13:35.779 --> 01:13:39.000
I love how people whenever they're like, yeah,
01:13:39.079 --> 01:13:40.800
you're going FitchCon? Yeah, I'm going FitchCon.
01:13:40.920 --> 01:13:44.000
Who's your favorite streamer? I don't know. XQC,
01:13:44.079 --> 01:13:52.340
I guess. I don't know. Dog Electrocutor? Wow.
01:13:53.819 --> 01:14:03.140
Did Dog Electrocutor kill you? That is a crazy...
01:14:04.390 --> 01:14:06.529
What? That's a crazy round. That's making the
01:14:06.529 --> 01:14:08.689
rounds. Everybody knows about the whole... I
01:14:08.689 --> 01:14:12.489
guess that's fair. But that's so funny. Maybe
01:14:12.489 --> 01:14:16.430
when I Tesla -gate my dog in Secret Lab. 939.
01:14:16.970 --> 01:14:19.170
I don't think half this episode is going to probably
01:14:19.170 --> 01:14:24.109
go well. No, look. We have balls of steel. It's
01:14:24.109 --> 01:14:27.229
going up anyway. We have balls of steel. I told
01:14:27.229 --> 01:14:28.670
you, we're going to get through this cancellation
01:14:28.670 --> 01:14:32.420
together. Again, if you take all the episodes
01:14:32.420 --> 01:14:34.699
that we've done before and, like, mash them into,
01:14:34.779 --> 01:14:38.119
like, the highlights, this is it. Yeah. We've
01:14:38.119 --> 01:14:40.659
hit, like, we've hit, like, Gears complaining
01:14:40.659 --> 01:14:42.579
about his job. We've hit, like, different things
01:14:42.579 --> 01:14:45.199
that, like, I'm doing. We've hit, like, some
01:14:45.199 --> 01:14:47.300
different fun things that we've been doing. We
01:14:47.300 --> 01:14:49.640
had a really emotional moment when I talked about,
01:14:49.680 --> 01:14:51.560
like, Nova's player stuff. And we hit some of
01:14:51.560 --> 01:14:54.899
the dumbest and horrible jokes that could possibly
01:14:54.899 --> 01:14:58.000
be made on a show. Well, they couldn't be made
01:14:58.000 --> 01:15:00.439
on a show. This would not be on TV ever. This
01:15:00.439 --> 01:15:06.779
would get it cancelled way... Oh, shit, he said
01:15:06.779 --> 01:15:12.579
it right on air, live. It just shuts down. Well,
01:15:12.699 --> 01:15:14.279
if we want to get cancelled like a typical TV
01:15:14.279 --> 01:15:15.880
show, we have to say something negative about
01:15:15.880 --> 01:15:22.270
the Trump administration. And then we don't continue
01:15:22.270 --> 01:15:24.529
on from that topic because this is not a political
01:15:24.529 --> 01:15:27.210
show, but I will mention Hassan electrocuting
01:15:27.210 --> 01:15:31.989
his dog. What the fuck? Wait. He has a shock
01:15:31.989 --> 01:15:35.890
collar on his dog. Hassan? Oh, the streamer.
01:15:35.970 --> 01:15:39.890
Yeah. Yeah, no, I heard about that. Wait, is
01:15:39.890 --> 01:15:41.710
it like one of the ones you activate kind of
01:15:41.710 --> 01:15:44.270
thing? Yeah, it's like ones that you press a
01:15:44.270 --> 01:15:50.640
button for. Yeah. He's saying he doesn't. I believed
01:15:50.640 --> 01:15:55.779
him at first, and then I realized, oh, wait a
01:15:55.779 --> 01:16:02.140
minute. Yeah. It's like, hang on. The stupidest
01:16:02.140 --> 01:16:03.779
fucking memes have come out of it as well, where
01:16:03.779 --> 01:16:05.680
somebody will, like, edit a photo where it's
01:16:05.680 --> 01:16:07.840
just, like, a typical Hasan webcam, and you see
01:16:07.840 --> 01:16:09.359
the dog in the background just being fucking,
01:16:09.439 --> 01:16:14.000
like, smited by Zeus. No, it's just the dog having
01:16:14.000 --> 01:16:17.199
a seizure in the background. i mean genuinely
01:16:17.199 --> 01:16:20.579
like looks like a scp secret lab tesla gate going
01:16:20.579 --> 01:16:29.180
off genuinely and fuck this dog in particular
01:16:29.180 --> 01:16:33.060
said zeus it's like when i turned to the camera
01:16:33.060 --> 01:16:35.279
or the camcorder over to cross one time and he
01:16:35.279 --> 01:16:36.960
said something out of pocket such as i'm gonna
01:16:36.960 --> 01:16:39.140
fuck the dog and then he asked me do you have
01:16:39.140 --> 01:16:40.640
a dog and i said no he's like you should get
01:16:40.640 --> 01:16:51.229
a dog We love Cross. 70s porn actor. 70s porn
01:16:51.229 --> 01:16:54.850
actor Cross, yeah. Even though he's in his 20s.
01:16:56.449 --> 01:17:02.329
I don't want to see Canadian porn. No, it's Canadian
01:17:02.329 --> 01:17:05.510
porn. He's Canadian. The lube is maple syrup.
01:17:05.890 --> 01:17:08.409
That's what I was going to say. I beat you to
01:17:08.409 --> 01:17:11.890
it. That would be the worst lube, maple syrup.
01:17:12.189 --> 01:17:17.840
No, it's not. What? hot sauce hot sauce is the
01:17:17.840 --> 01:17:21.159
worst no there's worse there's worse than hot
01:17:21.159 --> 01:17:23.079
no no it would definitely be maple syrup because
01:17:23.079 --> 01:17:26.779
then you're just like forced to go slow no not
01:17:26.779 --> 01:17:33.300
if you start adding water what just add why are
01:17:33.300 --> 01:17:36.159
we thinking about this so hard add water and
01:17:36.159 --> 01:17:39.880
there's several um there there is actually several
01:17:39.880 --> 01:17:44.100
canadian Sex positions that include a fucking
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bottle. There's also many Canadian war crimes.
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They commit both sex crimes and war crimes. Crazy.
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Actually, I don't even know if that's legal.
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It's not. It's not. I wish it was. Canada, I
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wish it was the epitome of Geneva Convention,
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but like Geneva's suggestion. Which is crazy
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considering how nice they are. You wouldn't expect
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people so polite to be war criminals. True. True.
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They just try to get around the shit. Always.
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Canada is a crazy place. And they could never
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draw a leaf. I actually don't know. It's two
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hours. No, it's an hour and thirty -five. It's
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an hour twenty -five. It's an hour twenty -five.
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We're almost at two hours on that one. Well,
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yeah. That was before, because I had to set this
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up. Fuck. Thank you, John, for the mic. Can you
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make sure, like, the mic's, like, right near
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it, too? Fuck that bottle in particular. I hope
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you enjoyed Bottle Crunching ASMR. Audio listeners,
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love you to death. We hate your ears. How do
01:19:06.640 --> 01:19:09.260
you listen to Love You Today? How's it going?
01:19:09.600 --> 01:19:12.720
Do you hate Ted Nevison? The man who ate a giant
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fucking... It's the most lazy solo joke that
01:19:14.600 --> 01:19:16.159
we have on the show. My balls have never felt
01:19:16.159 --> 01:19:22.520
so crinkly. What? No, I didn't hear any of that,
01:19:22.560 --> 01:19:28.000
genuinely. What? I've been just going into the
01:19:28.000 --> 01:19:31.239
mic, just going, Ah, yes, boys, it's time to
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do it. Do what? I don't know. I'M GONNA DO IT,
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BATMAN! Harvey was thinking, like, were you doing,
01:19:39.220 --> 01:19:41.500
like, the, like, the final, like, quote in, like,
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FNAF's, uh... Misdirection and misfortune. A
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labyrinth with no exit. A maze with no prize.
01:19:57.960 --> 01:19:59.319
You do not even realize that you are trapped.
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That's going to cause interference. Your lust
01:20:01.420 --> 01:20:02.800
for blood has driven you in endless circles.
01:20:02.859 --> 01:20:05.399
Chasing the cries of children in some unseen
01:20:05.399 --> 01:20:07.279
chamber. Always seeming so near. Yet somehow
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out of reach. You will never find them. None
01:20:08.819 --> 01:20:10.680
of you will. This is where your story ends. Two
01:20:10.680 --> 01:20:12.560
monsters trapped in the corridors. Be still and
01:20:12.560 --> 01:20:14.300
give up your spirits. They don't belong to you.
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For most of you, I believe there is peace. And
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perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke
01:20:17.699 --> 01:20:19.460
clears. Although for one of you, the darkest
01:20:19.460 --> 01:20:21.100
pit of hell has been opened to swallow you whole.
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So don't keep the devil waiting, old friend.
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Outro. You point straight at me, but like right
01:20:59.010 --> 01:21:01.350
here. I want the camera right here. Thank you.
01:21:01.529 --> 01:21:04.470
No, I want your camera literally where my hand
01:21:04.470 --> 01:21:08.069
is. Literally right here. Okay. Hi, welcome.
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This is the bath... Fuck off. Hi, welcome. This
01:21:12.430 --> 01:21:21.270
is the bath... Cut. Okay. Hi, welcome. This is
01:21:21.270 --> 01:21:24.329
the bathtub... Is it bath stream or bathtub stream?
01:21:24.489 --> 01:21:27.409
Bathtub stream. Bathtub stream. Hi, welcome.
01:21:27.590 --> 01:21:29.770
This is the bathtub stream portion of the video.
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And if you're probably wondering why we're here
01:21:32.989 --> 01:21:35.310
in the first place, well, it's a long story,
01:21:35.470 --> 01:21:40.069
but we'll cut right to that. We won't. Fuck off
01:21:40.069 --> 01:21:45.090
now! I thought the tape was going to run out
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of film as you were in the middle of the sentence.