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Speaker 1: I'm very respectful at all times.
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Speaker 2: At what times?
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Speaker 1: I have to tell you a secret really quick.
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Speaker 2: What's the secret?
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Speaker 1: Come here.
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Speaker 2: Oh.
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Speaker 1: Okay. So, okay.
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Speaker 2: Fun.
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Speaker 1: You'll hear all about that.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. Wow.
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Speaker 1: Hey, welcome to Serial Killers.
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Speaker 2: Hi.
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Speaker 1: Hey, it's another episode where we have to kind of keep our voices down because there's another studio right there. And I guess the more important people are in there and they can be loud. We need to be quiet.
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Speaker 2: What I don't understand is why this border around the window doesn't have soundproof foam in it.
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Speaker 1: Right. We need some more caulk.
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Speaker 2: I don't think caulk is the answer.
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Speaker 1: Oh, caulk's always the answer. Caulk it'll do. All right. Well, it's the podcast.
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Speaker 2: Maybe people will like our more mellow tone.
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Speaker 1: I don't think so.
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Speaker 2: I think they will. I feel like you've been giving people aneurysms.
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Speaker 1: You think I can't be mean to you in a soft tone?
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Speaker 2: Oh, no, I know you can be.
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Speaker 1: Well, welcome to Serial Killers. God. Oh my God. Sorry that we were not here last week. That's a whole other thing.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: And it is what it is. It is what it is. Sorry that you missed a week.
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Speaker 2: We have a, oh.
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Speaker 1: What? Did you just get side eye?
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Speaker 2: From Celia?
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Speaker 1: Always. Oh my God.
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Speaker 2: Oh wait, did I leave my phone charging? I did. Okay, go.
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Speaker 1: You don't need your phone.
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Speaker 2: Can you hear us?
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Speaker 1: No, she can't hear us. Everything's great. Okay. These people are the ones that need to hear us. That's the most important thing. No, for sure.
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Speaker 2: For sure.
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Speaker 1: Welcome to Serial Killers.
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Speaker 2: Welcome.
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Speaker 1: See, I had things pulled up on here before. You're like, oh, I can't do it. Got to go. And so like the things that I had on here, I did research the whole thing and now it's gone.
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Speaker 2: You did research? What was your research, if I could ask? Did you write an academic paper? No. What did it include? What was your research?
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Speaker 1: I had things pulled up on the screen and then I also had the commercial break thing because I want you to be proud of me.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I'm always proud of you.
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Speaker 1: And it's playing right now.
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Speaker 2: I don't think it is.
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Speaker 1: I do.
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Speaker 2: I don't.
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Speaker 1: Really?
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Speaker 2: You didn't have any levels up.
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Speaker 1: I don't know.
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Speaker 2: How did I know?
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Speaker 1: Oh, it's here. Okay, never mind. Okay. Anyway, listen, let's start eating some cereal because I know you're in a big hurry. So, okay, you know, protein, everything.
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Speaker 2: Everything.
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Speaker 1: You ready for some protein?
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Speaker 2: You need it.
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Speaker 1: You need to get ripped.
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Speaker 2: Right?
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Speaker 1: You're going to go work out?
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Speaker 2: I just think it's stupid. Protein is like the new buzzword.
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Speaker 1: It is kind of stupid.
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Speaker 2: We've discussed this.
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Speaker 1: But when protein is already in everything and now they're just saying, oh, protein.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Anyway, so here's another... There's like four different protein Cheerios.
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Speaker 2: Okay.
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Speaker 1: And this is just your regular honey. Look, I'm hoping this just tastes like Honey Nut Cheerios.
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Speaker 2: I think it will.
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Speaker 1: The fact that they still have regular Honey Nut Cheerios and then there's protein Honey Nut Cheerios means there's something a little bit different about it.
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Speaker 2: Okay.
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Speaker 1: But because if it tasted the same, they would just call it Honey Nut Cheerios.
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Speaker 2: With protein?
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Speaker 1: And they would just put that on it. They wouldn't put the big protein banner.
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Speaker 2: How much does regular Honey Nut Cheerios have of protein? I don't know.
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Speaker 1: You'd have to look it up.
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Speaker 2: I don't have a phone.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, okay.
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Speaker 2: The one time that you would have been happy.
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Speaker 1: For me to have a phone. I don't have it. So we've tried the cookies and cream. We've tried the cinnamon. We've tried the strawberry.
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Speaker 2: Can I just ask what you Google on this computer?
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Speaker 1: Nothing. Why?
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Speaker 2: Because forgotten sandwiches of the American diners.
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Speaker 1: I've never looked at that before in my life.
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Speaker 2: No, that doesn't mean you looked at it. That's just a recommended thing in search history for you. So like, do you look up diner sandwiches in your free.
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Speaker 1: Time on the computer at work? Although that looks great with the pickle and everything.
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Speaker 2: That is just a... It's like chipped beef. Well, first of all, that's an AI sandwich.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it is.
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Speaker 2: Which looks disgusting. Can we just talk about this really quick? What?
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Speaker 1: Go ahead. You finish.
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Speaker 2: The AI menu meals look disgusting. It never looks appetizing. But second of all, that is a patty melt.
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Speaker 1: Yes.
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Speaker 2: Okay, done. You go.
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Speaker 1: I'm done with the lazy AI. I'm done with it. I'm done with stores using it. I'm done with restaurants, everything. I don't want to see AI anything. Use your head and create something.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Hire a creative director. Yeah. An art person.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: And it's so obnoxious. I really am starting to have a problem with it.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: You know, I walk to a store, I'm like.
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Speaker 2: All three of those screenshots, all three of those YouTube thumbnails are all AI. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: And you can always tell, like, I feel like they, they, they think that we're, we can't, but like. You can very easily.
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Speaker 1: This is going to be a big problem in the future. I'm just letting you know. I mean, it is now, but it's going to get worse.
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Speaker 2: Does Cooper School do anything to combat it?
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Speaker 1: No, they use it. It's obnoxious.
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Speaker 2: What do they use it for?
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Speaker 1: Well, I mean, she's like, she's in charge of some of the social media things for some of the media stuff there. And they use it. It's terrible.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, I feel like if you're using it, there's like different ways to use it that I think could be useful. But overall, I think if you're taking someone's job by making... You can tell that looks like poop. The stupid screenshot of those diner sandwiches. That does not look appetizing. If you zoom in on the meat, it looks disgusting. It's just literally clipped meat.
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Speaker 1: What can I tell you, Andrew? Look, we're a dying breed.
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Speaker 2: We're old. You're taking us out.
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Speaker 1: Dinosaurs.
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Speaker 2: One by one. Soon there's going to be an AI version of us doing this podcast.
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Speaker 1: That would be actually pretty cool.
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Speaker 2: It'll be consistent, though.
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Speaker 1: Wasn't there a cartoon one time that They did of the show. Yeah. Yeah, well, whatever. Okay. I mean, it smells like Honey Nut Cheerios. It actually smells a little like chlorine. Yeah. 2% milk today.
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Speaker 2: I think this actually smells bad.
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Speaker 1: It's a completely different taste. It really is a different taste. Oh, I have a delivery.
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Speaker 2: Oh, come here.
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Speaker 1: It's gas. Oh, okay. Thank you. Thanks, Andrew. That's other Andrew. I got my gas cards. Sorry.
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Speaker 2: So this doesn't taste like Honey Nut Cheerios at all.
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Speaker 1: It's got a little hint. It's got a... Essence of Honey Nut Cheerios.
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Speaker 2: The smell is very obnoxious.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: The smell is not good. It smells like farts.
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Speaker 1: It smells like farts.
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Speaker 2: No, it smells like farts. Again, I don't really understand why, if I'm in the aisle, with my cart, I see Honey Nut Cheerios, heart healthy, on the box, my little bee friend.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Why am I going to then look at this one and say, oh, but this one's got proteins.
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Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. If you're going to make a protein cereal, make a different one.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Different flavor.
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Speaker 2: Yes.
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Speaker 1: Don't mess with the original. This is not it. This is okay. And it does taste a little bit like Honey Nut Cheerios, but it also tastes different. And I don't love it. I'm going to give it three bowls.
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Speaker 2: I'm going to give it three bowls as well. It lacks the sweetness of a original Honey Nut Cheerios. And again, I just don't think that there is a purpose for this. I think we're really overestimating the gym crowd and the looks maxers who are really going to eat this up. Like we're really overestimating their appeal.
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Speaker 1: The people that are looking for protein are not eating the big brand cereals.
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Speaker 2: No.
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Speaker 1: They're not. So this is like for parents that are like, oh, little Timmy, have some more protein.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. Which again, was that ever a dietary thing that you did with your girls? No. Same.
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Speaker 1: No.
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Speaker 2: Like with my godchildren, I've never heard the parents be like, They got to get their protein intake. Again, it just feels super niche. And maybe their marketing data was supported by AI. What do kids like?
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Speaker 1: Very true. Protein.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. So now everything is protein.
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Speaker 1: And I still think that there are cereal quotas every year and they must put out a certain number of new cereals.
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Speaker 2: And, you know, even though it's still- Biff was lazy this year. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: And- You know what's funny is people that are listening to this right now that haven't listened for years.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Don't even know what Biff means.
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Speaker 2: Biff is the fake intern that comes up with terrible ideas. His dad owns the company. Yeah. So Biff's dad is a member of General Mills. He's interning there and he's like, dad, everyone loves protein. Better make cereal.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: And then that's how this abomination was created. All right.
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Speaker 1: Let's move on from that. So, okay. So our, remember our old friend, Matt, not farmer Matt, but original Matt.
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Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. Original Matt. He's so he's like, every time he goes to the store, he'll send me a picture.
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Speaker 2: I'm like, bro, bro, come on, bro.
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Speaker 1: It's been like that for many, many, many months, even though he still does listen every week.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: So he finally sent this. Okay. We've had Kamut before.
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Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, we have had Kamut.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a different brand though. It was Nature's Path, Nature, whatever it is. This is Arrowhead Mills. We've had some Arrowhead Mills cereals before, but we have not done this one. So this Kamut is generally just pretty plain. This is going to taste like your honey smacks without the honey. So it's just going to be plain old, you know, whatever. We've done that. So thanks, original Matt.
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Speaker 2: Thanks, Original Matt. OG Matt.
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Speaker 1: He is OG Matt. Oh, God bless.
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Speaker 2: Okay, why would you cut the whole lid off?
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Speaker 1: No, I'm not sure.
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Speaker 2: Because now how are you even going to... That's going straight into the cereal canister. Yeah, I'm being very... Picky?
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Speaker 1: No, I'm conservative with it because I want to give the rest of this bag to my mom. Kamut is her favorite cereal.
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Speaker 2: Okay. No, for sure.
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Speaker 1: We did the original Kamut back in 2020. Yeah. It was a long time ago.
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Speaker 2: Was that the episode titled Birthday Boy?
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Speaker 1: You saw it, you big jerk. But I thought the description was great. This was April 27th of 2020 when we did the original Kamut. What a crappy time to have a birthday. It was COVID time.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: We were separate, you know. Andrew's closing in on 30. Sad. Now you're what, 36, 37? Well, 35. Yeah. And sitting in his parents' basement eating random cereal out of unmarked baggies for no pay.
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Speaker 2: It was great.
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Speaker 1: Remember I used to send you Ziploc bags that just said one, two, three on them?
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Speaker 2: It was very fun.
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Speaker 1: That was really creepy. I'm sure Donna, Andy's mom- is thrilled that this is what her sweet boy has become. In any event, we'll try some frosted flakes from blah, blah, blah. So, yeah.
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Speaker 2: Wow. And Scotty's mom's favorite, Kamut from Nature's Path.
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Speaker 1: That's right. Okay. Wow, wow, wow.
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Speaker 2: Kamut, start your day right. Oh, it's like, do you have tape? Because this is going to fall, and then a kamut is going to become a commotion.
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Speaker 1: Or commotions with a C.
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Speaker 2: Okay, but you get it. You saw the vision. Can you see all this? I'm very anxious around it.
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Speaker 1: I mean, it smells like smacks.
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Speaker 2: Also, the aftertaste of that Honey Nut Cheer is disgusting. I almost ate yours.
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Speaker 1: I mean... Yeah, I mean, it tastes like a honey smack without any sweetness whatsoever.
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Speaker 2: It's not bad.
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Speaker 1: It's not bad. But if you're looking for... It doesn't even have a hint of sweetness.
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Speaker 2: Mm-mm.
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Speaker 1: Mm-mm. This is something that you put things in, you know. What? It's something you put things in, and I don't really like putting things in.
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Speaker 2: What?
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Speaker 1: You put stuff in it.
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Speaker 2: Put what?
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Speaker 1: You know, a little brown sugar, a little strawberries, a little something.
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Speaker 2: I think it's fine the way it is. Like, I'm going to give it four bowls. If this... were a cereal like if you told me right now oh yeah if you eat kamut it'll help lower your cholesterol every day i need it it might i eat it every day it's organic i don't mind it it's delicious um anyways.
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Speaker 1: Arrowhead mills they make all the stuff in.
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Speaker 2: The bags i will say i'm a little sad now why because i really want a honey smack oh yeah i don't have any in stock damn sorry this is like got a whole stem in it or something.
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Speaker 1: Yeah that's the hole oh.
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Speaker 2: She keeps looking Well, because she's hungry.
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Speaker 1: Probably. Yeah. I mean, if you're looking for just a plain kind of healthy cereal to fill you up, I guess. Yeah. Sure. It's puffed kamut khorasan wheat. Wheat? Yeah. K-H-O-R-A-S-A-N. Yeah.
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Speaker 2: I thought it was good. I like it. Now I want a honey smack.
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Speaker 1: I got three bowls and a spoon. It's good. I mean, if you want to, whatever, it's fine.
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Speaker 2: All right, cool.
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Speaker 1: So I'm going to press this button here, right, Andy? Is that the right one? And we will be back right after this, and we'll play a little game.
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Speaker 2: Oh, a game?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, are you excited?
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Speaker 2: Oh, I love a game.
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Speaker 1: Hang on. And we're back.
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Speaker 2: And we're back. Your fridge is making noise. I know.
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Speaker 1: There's something wrong with that thing.
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Speaker 2: It's buzzing.
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Speaker 1: It is buzzing.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. So before we move on to the next cereal, Andy, we're going to play a little game, okay?
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Speaker 2: Okay.
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Speaker 1: Guess what it is. Don't say it. It's this.
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Speaker 2: Guess that milk! Okay, I've never heard... What is this? Huh? What is this?
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Speaker 1: That's very bright in here. We're going to play a game called Guess That Milk.
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Speaker 2: Why are you wearing sunglasses? Huh? Why are you wearing sunglasses?
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Speaker 1: See what it says on the side there?
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Speaker 2: Moozy.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, they sent us a package.
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Speaker 2: Is Moozy the milk?
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Speaker 1: Remember the chocolate milk in the can that I got from Stu Leonard's?
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Speaker 2: Oh, I never got to have it because everyone else drank it.
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Speaker 1: Well, anyway. So they sent us a package, Andrew. Here's the top of it because the whole box wouldn't fit in the refrigerator.
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Speaker 2: Oh. Okay. Moozy. Welcome to the Moozy crew. Your Moozy has arrived cold. Keep it that way. Now show us how you Moozy. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: So this is, it's milk, Andrew. It's milk in a can.
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Speaker 2: It's milk in a can.
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Speaker 1: They have all different flavors. Great. They did reach out and I asked them to please send whole milk so we could actually use it on the show for the cereal, but they didn't send any whole milk. So they sent us some flavor. I don't, coffee milk, I know I'm not going to like. I don't know.
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Speaker 2: I love coffee milk.
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Speaker 1: Okay.
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Speaker 2: So am I trying it?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, you can try it. Shake it a little. Oh, wait, wait.
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Speaker 2: What if you just do- A little bit. Hold on.
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Speaker 1: Because you remember when I had Nate shake a chocolate milk and it exploded all over him?
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Speaker 2: Okay, but what you have to do is this.
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Speaker 1: No, that's an old- No, the college kids think that with the beer. It's not true.
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Speaker 2: It's not? I don't think so. So if I go and open this now, is it going to explode?
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Speaker 1: I don't know. See, I think this is their flavor of the month, horchata. What's horchata?
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Speaker 2: Horchata is like what they sell at the Mexican food restaurants. It's like cinnamon. Cinnamon.
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Speaker 1: Will I like that?
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Speaker 2: Okay. So yeah, definitely no with the tapping on it. You actually probably would. It kind of tastes like maybe the Christmas milk that you enjoy.
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Speaker 1: Oh, so is this like, is this fall milk? Would you call it that?
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Speaker 2: It is cozier.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: It's a cozy milk. Wait, what am I putting this in?
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Speaker 1: I don't know. Chug it. I'm not going to drink that because I don't like coffee.
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Speaker 2: Can I have?
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Speaker 1: I don't like coffee flavored things.
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Speaker 2: Okay.
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Speaker 1: Ooh, that's nice. You're right. It is cinnamony. That's pretty good.
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Speaker 2: Ooh, yeah. That's good coffee.
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Speaker 1: The chocolate one's my favorite, and I'm keeping, what do you call it? I'm gatekeeping it.
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Speaker 2: Can I have?
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: What is this one? Horchata?
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Okay.
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Speaker 1: I'm going to gatekeep the chocolate milk because it's my favorite.
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Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
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Speaker 1: Yep.
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Speaker 2: Delicious.
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Speaker 1: Strawberry?
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Speaker 2: You know, people home make horchata around the holiday season.
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Speaker 1: In that big tub?
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Speaker 2: Yes.
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Speaker 1: This looks like old school stuff I used to have after school.
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Speaker 2: That is a vibrant pink.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Mm.
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Speaker 1: The strawberry's nice also.
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Speaker 2: Yes, please.
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Speaker 1: Anyway, thank you to our new friends at Moozy. Milk in a can. You would think, because you're like milk in a can. It's great. It's milk.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. I've never, I would never think to do milk in a can, but now that I've had it, I feel like one of those influencers. Come with me as I try Moozy.
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Speaker 1: You know what my favorite thing is? So these cans.
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Speaker 2: Tap test.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. These cans have the 5 cent refund on it. So I'm going to. take them home.
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Speaker 2: Okay. Sounds good. Hope those five cents go someplace good.
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Speaker 1: 15 cents, bro.
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Speaker 2: 15 cents, bro. Yeah. Okay.
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Speaker 1: You know, uh, Megan.
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Speaker 2: You know, it is hard times.
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Speaker 1: Megan, my fiance, you know, so I've gotten her into their like bottle return stuff because in New York they got the machines with the five cents.
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Speaker 2: Everything.
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Speaker 1: So she brings me her bottles from New Jersey and she's like, which would be $ 20. What?
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Speaker 2: My phone was here the whole time. Oh my God. I'm an idiot.
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Speaker 1: Anyway, thank you, Muzi. We appreciate you. Uh, love to get you on the show. Send us some whole milk and we'll, you know, we'll use it with cereal.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: All right. You're going to choose the next one.
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Speaker 2: Okay.
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Speaker 1: This is from our, our Wegmans friends here. They sent that.
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Speaker 2: Okay.
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Speaker 1: I think there's two. So choose what you want.
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Speaker 2: This is a granola with cement. Oh, is this a Spanish Wegmans?
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Speaker 1: Do you want to read a little note?
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Speaker 2: Oh, Hey guys, here's a cereal we brought back from Portugal. Hope you enjoy Melissa and Natalie. Your Wegmans correspondence. I thought you were saying these people went to Wegmans and had two options. There's only one option, and it's this one.
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Speaker 1: Saluto.
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Speaker 2: Serial Killers International. So this is granola with cementes and frutos secos. What does that mean? I don't know. But, yeah. Let's do the frutos secos.
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Speaker 1: From Portugal? Yeah. Is that chocolate chips?
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Speaker 2: It looks delicious.
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Speaker 1: Oh, frutos. It's probably raisins. It's raisins and almonds.
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Speaker 2: Frutos secos. Si. Estoy. Oh, wait, no.
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Speaker 1: They speak Portuguese. Is that Spanish? Yeah.
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Speaker 2: No, no, they speak Portuguese.
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Speaker 1: I'm sweating. Why? I don't know. Turn the air down.
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Speaker 2: Okay. Please. I mean, I'm cold.
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Speaker 1: Put it on 69. No, you did it the wrong way. You just pressed the down arrow.
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Speaker 2: That's it.
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Speaker 1: I don't work here. I forget it.
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Speaker 2: In the studio.
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Speaker 1: Just down. Down arrow. Stop.
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Speaker 2: Down.
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Speaker 1: Yep. Keep going. One more. Ah, yeah.
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Speaker 2: Okay.
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Speaker 1: 69. That's the best. All right, here we go.
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Speaker 2: Maybe it's because you had so much protein, you're bulking up.
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Speaker 1: All right, here's what I see in here. There's little granola pieces, maybe little pumpkin seeds or whatever those things are, possibly raisins, almonds, and hazelnuts.
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Speaker 2: Hazelnuts?
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Speaker 1: Yeah. Okay. Full hazelnuts and sunflower seeds.
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Speaker 2: Oh, I'm sorry. I almost threw your cup away. Oh, this is your, okay.
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Speaker 1: No, that's yours. Take it. Please get that out of here. Oh, my God.
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Speaker 2: Granola. Frutos secos.
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Speaker 1: Thanks, Wegman girls.
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Speaker 2: Para a vida toda. Does that mean like live today?
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Speaker 1: Toda means everything.
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Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
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Speaker 1: Everything.
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Speaker 2: So everything is life or something? I don't know. That's a full nut. Like that is not even like... That is like a questionable sized nut. Okay.
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Speaker 1: That's what you said last night.
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Speaker 2: Got him.
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Speaker 1: I don't even know what to call that. Como? What is it called? I'll just put port so I know. This is interesting.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. I think I just had a peanut.
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Speaker 1: I like the raisins.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Pumpkin seeds.
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Speaker 2: It has a nice sweetness to it that I enjoy. I did not like the large circle nut that I ate.
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Speaker 1: That's a hazelnut.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't like that.
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Speaker 1: Or a filbert as we called them when I was a child. Do you remember I used to tell you my grandparents they would have the nut bowl out on the table with the nut crackers and there was always filberts in there.
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Speaker 2: Wow. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: You just go to the supermarket, there'll be a big bin of nuts, and you just take a scoop of them.
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Speaker 2: Hmm.
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Speaker 1: By the pound.
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Speaker 2: I'm going to give this four bowls.
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Speaker 1: It's good.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. It's actually delicious.
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Speaker 1: Let me have four bowls, too. Why don't you tell everybody what it is again, so they can go to Portugal and get it. Salute him. Salute him.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, if you're just in the market for, like, a casual trip to Portugal, make sure you go to your supermarket and find this.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's pretty good.
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Speaker 2: Pull it up to the camera.
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Speaker 1: Oh, here. All right.
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Speaker 2: Imagine if we had, like, a multi-cam shoot. And people like filmed us and we'd like, you'd have your camera and I have my camera.
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Speaker 1: I would like that. Just not from the side. Cause the belly.
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Speaker 2: You don't have a belly.
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Speaker 1: Oh, it's yeah. Hello. I'm trying really bad. I mean, you're doing great. Here's my thing now that I don't like.
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Speaker 2: Oh boy. Here we go.
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Speaker 1: Well, no. Cause if I do a selfie. Yeah. Like say Megan and I are running something, which is, you know, fairly frequent. We just did a big, we did the tunnel towers run this past weekend.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Actually I did it with Cooper, but still, um, So I'll hold the phone like this. Look at the, look at the boob.
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Speaker 2: I don't, you tried to tell me about your boobs the other day.
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Speaker 1: Look.
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Speaker 2: Your moobs.
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Speaker 1: Look.
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Speaker 2: I don't, you're just saying look, and then you just keep puffing your chest out.
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Speaker 1: I mean, it mostly depends on the shirt that I'm wearing, but I mean, I don't like it.
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Speaker 2: Okay.
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Speaker 1: Cooper's like, oh, we can edit it out, but I don't do the editing. I just, I am what I am. You want to make fun of me? B cup. I don't care. You can make fun of me how do you know it's a b cup well are you just estimating i don't really know how the cups work so i'm thinking maybe.
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Speaker 2: We should buy you a b cup bra and then you could see if that fits okay it's comfortable for you i'll wear it on the next episode great i'll go buy one now Thank you for listening to Serial Killers.
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Speaker 1: Please follow us.
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Speaker 2: Oh, my God. I cannot wait to buy you a Peacock bra to see if it's A or B.
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Speaker 1: Just get a cheap Walmart one, though. Don't get like a Victoria's Secret. Cheap, like $ 1. 99.
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Speaker 2: I love that you're like, yeah, don't get one of those lacy ones from Victoria's Secret. I don't want that.
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Speaker 1: No, I would wear it.
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Speaker 2: Get a cheap one.
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Speaker 1: I'd wear it. Just don't waste your money. Okay. God, I hope we didn't have the computer. Like, if I got any emails, it definitely would be like.
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Speaker 2: Just like that. Mm-hmm. Okay. Well, we gave you guys 20 minutes. Yep.
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Speaker 1: Follow us on Instagram, please.
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Speaker 2: Speaking in a less loud voice. And we hope you enjoyed it.
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Speaker 1: SerialKillersPC on Instagram. SerialKillersPC.com.
00:20:38
Speaker 2: We really need to start recording from home some bowl chats. I feel like the listeners want to hear us chit-chat.
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Speaker 1: Okay. First of all, you just talk backwards like you always make fun of me. And I wanted to do it that time. And you were like, oh, we'll do it Monday, Tuesday. And never heard from you. So just saying.
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Speaker 2: I have to be the one to reach out? Yeah.
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Speaker 1: You have to initiate, buddy.
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Speaker 2: I have to initiate.
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Speaker 1: You have to initiate. Okay. I'm afraid to ask. So you have to initiate.
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Speaker 2: Okay.
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Speaker 1: Okay.
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Speaker 2: You're the shy girl at the dance hall.
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Speaker 1: That's right.
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Speaker 2: Me and my peacock. All right.
00:21:06
Speaker 1: Until we see you next week, which we will see you next Monday with another new episode. Say crunch, Andrew.
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Speaker 2: Say crunch.
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Speaker 1: Crunch.
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Speaker 2: Oh, God.
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Speaker 1: Last year.
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Speaker 2: That was a weird sneeze.
Speaker 1: I'm very respectful at all times.
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Speaker 2: At what times?
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Speaker 1: I have to tell you a secret really quick.
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Speaker 2: What's the secret?
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Speaker 1: Come here.
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Speaker 2: Oh.
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Speaker 1: Okay. So, okay.
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Speaker 2: Fun.
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Speaker 1: You'll hear all about that.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. Wow.
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Speaker 1: Hey, welcome to Serial Killers.
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Speaker 2: Hi.
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Speaker 1: Hey, it's another episode where we have to kind of keep our voices down because there's another studio right there. And I guess the more important people are in there and they can be loud. We need to be quiet.
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Speaker 2: What I don't understand is why this border around the window doesn't have soundproof foam in it.
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Speaker 1: Right. We need some more caulk.
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Speaker 2: I don't think caulk is the answer.
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Speaker 1: Oh, caulk's always the answer. Caulk it'll do. All right. Well, it's the podcast.
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Speaker 2: Maybe people will like our more mellow tone.
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Speaker 1: I don't think so.
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Speaker 2: I think they will. I feel like you've been giving people aneurysms.
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Speaker 1: You think I can't be mean to you in a soft tone?
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Speaker 2: Oh, no, I know you can be.
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Speaker 1: Well, welcome to Serial Killers. God. Oh my God. Sorry that we were not here last week. That's a whole other thing.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: And it is what it is. It is what it is. Sorry that you missed a week.
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Speaker 2: We have a, oh.
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Speaker 1: What? Did you just get side eye?
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Speaker 2: From Celia?
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Speaker 1: Always. Oh my God.
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Speaker 2: Oh wait, did I leave my phone charging? I did. Okay, go.
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Speaker 1: You don't need your phone.
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Speaker 2: Can you hear us?
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Speaker 1: No, she can't hear us. Everything's great. Okay. These people are the ones that need to hear us. That's the most important thing. No, for sure.
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Speaker 2: For sure.
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Speaker 1: Welcome to Serial Killers.
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Speaker 2: Welcome.
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Speaker 1: See, I had things pulled up on here before. You're like, oh, I can't do it. Got to go. And so like the things that I had on here, I did research the whole thing and now it's gone.
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Speaker 2: You did research? What was your research, if I could ask? Did you write an academic paper? No. What did it include? What was your research?
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Speaker 1: I had things pulled up on the screen and then I also had the commercial break thing because I want you to be proud of me.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I'm always proud of you.
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Speaker 1: And it's playing right now.
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Speaker 2: I don't think it is.
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Speaker 1: I do.
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Speaker 2: I don't.
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Speaker 1: Really?
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Speaker 2: You didn't have any levels up.
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Speaker 1: I don't know.
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Speaker 2: How did I know?
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Speaker 1: Oh, it's here. Okay, never mind. Okay. Anyway, listen, let's start eating some cereal because I know you're in a big hurry. So, okay, you know, protein, everything.
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Speaker 2: Everything.
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Speaker 1: You ready for some protein?
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Speaker 2: You need it.
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Speaker 1: You need to get ripped.
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Speaker 2: Right?
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Speaker 1: You're going to go work out?
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Speaker 2: I just think it's stupid. Protein is like the new buzzword.
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Speaker 1: It is kind of stupid.
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Speaker 2: We've discussed this.
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Speaker 1: But when protein is already in everything and now they're just saying, oh, protein.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Anyway, so here's another... There's like four different protein Cheerios.
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Speaker 2: Okay.
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Speaker 1: And this is just your regular honey. Look, I'm hoping this just tastes like Honey Nut Cheerios.
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Speaker 2: I think it will.
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Speaker 1: The fact that they still have regular Honey Nut Cheerios and then there's protein Honey Nut Cheerios means there's something a little bit different about it.
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Speaker 2: Okay.
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Speaker 1: But because if it tasted the same, they would just call it Honey Nut Cheerios.
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Speaker 2: With protein?
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Speaker 1: And they would just put that on it. They wouldn't put the big protein banner.
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Speaker 2: How much does regular Honey Nut Cheerios have of protein? I don't know.
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Speaker 1: You'd have to look it up.
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Speaker 2: I don't have a phone.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, okay.
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Speaker 2: The one time that you would have been happy.
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Speaker 1: For me to have a phone. I don't have it. So we've tried the cookies and cream. We've tried the cinnamon. We've tried the strawberry.
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Speaker 2: Can I just ask what you Google on this computer?
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Speaker 1: Nothing. Why?
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Speaker 2: Because forgotten sandwiches of the American diners.
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Speaker 1: I've never looked at that before in my life.
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Speaker 2: No, that doesn't mean you looked at it. That's just a recommended thing in search history for you. So like, do you look up diner sandwiches in your free.
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Speaker 1: Time on the computer at work? Although that looks great with the pickle and everything.
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Speaker 2: That is just a... It's like chipped beef. Well, first of all, that's an AI sandwich.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it is.
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Speaker 2: Which looks disgusting. Can we just talk about this really quick? What?
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Speaker 1: Go ahead. You finish.
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Speaker 2: The AI menu meals look disgusting. It never looks appetizing. But second of all, that is a patty melt.
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Speaker 1: Yes.
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Speaker 2: Okay, done. You go.
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Speaker 1: I'm done with the lazy AI. I'm done with it. I'm done with stores using it. I'm done with restaurants, everything. I don't want to see AI anything. Use your head and create something.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Hire a creative director. Yeah. An art person.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: And it's so obnoxious. I really am starting to have a problem with it.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: You know, I walk to a store, I'm like.
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Speaker 2: All three of those screenshots, all three of those YouTube thumbnails are all AI. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: And you can always tell, like, I feel like they, they, they think that we're, we can't, but like. You can very easily.
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Speaker 1: This is going to be a big problem in the future. I'm just letting you know. I mean, it is now, but it's going to get worse.
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Speaker 2: Does Cooper School do anything to combat it?
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Speaker 1: No, they use it. It's obnoxious.
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Speaker 2: What do they use it for?
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Speaker 1: Well, I mean, she's like, she's in charge of some of the social media things for some of the media stuff there. And they use it. It's terrible.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, I feel like if you're using it, there's like different ways to use it that I think could be useful. But overall, I think if you're taking someone's job by making... You can tell that looks like poop. The stupid screenshot of those diner sandwiches. That does not look appetizing. If you zoom in on the meat, it looks disgusting. It's just literally clipped meat.
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Speaker 1: What can I tell you, Andrew? Look, we're a dying breed.
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Speaker 2: We're old. You're taking us out.
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Speaker 1: Dinosaurs.
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Speaker 2: One by one. Soon there's going to be an AI version of us doing this podcast.
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Speaker 1: That would be actually pretty cool.
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Speaker 2: It'll be consistent, though.
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Speaker 1: Wasn't there a cartoon one time that They did of the show. Yeah. Yeah, well, whatever. Okay. I mean, it smells like Honey Nut Cheerios. It actually smells a little like chlorine. Yeah. 2% milk today.
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Speaker 2: I think this actually smells bad.
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Speaker 1: It's a completely different taste. It really is a different taste. Oh, I have a delivery.
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Speaker 2: Oh, come here.
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Speaker 1: It's gas. Oh, okay. Thank you. Thanks, Andrew. That's other Andrew. I got my gas cards. Sorry.
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Speaker 2: So this doesn't taste like Honey Nut Cheerios at all.
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Speaker 1: It's got a little hint. It's got a... Essence of Honey Nut Cheerios.
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Speaker 2: The smell is very obnoxious.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: The smell is not good. It smells like farts.
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Speaker 1: It smells like farts.
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Speaker 2: No, it smells like farts. Again, I don't really understand why, if I'm in the aisle, with my cart, I see Honey Nut Cheerios, heart healthy, on the box, my little bee friend.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Why am I going to then look at this one and say, oh, but this one's got proteins.
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Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. If you're going to make a protein cereal, make a different one.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Different flavor.
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Speaker 2: Yes.
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Speaker 1: Don't mess with the original. This is not it. This is okay. And it does taste a little bit like Honey Nut Cheerios, but it also tastes different. And I don't love it. I'm going to give it three bowls.
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Speaker 2: I'm going to give it three bowls as well. It lacks the sweetness of a original Honey Nut Cheerios. And again, I just don't think that there is a purpose for this. I think we're really overestimating the gym crowd and the looks maxers who are really going to eat this up. Like we're really overestimating their appeal.
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Speaker 1: The people that are looking for protein are not eating the big brand cereals.
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Speaker 2: No.
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Speaker 1: They're not. So this is like for parents that are like, oh, little Timmy, have some more protein.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. Which again, was that ever a dietary thing that you did with your girls? No. Same.
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Speaker 1: No.
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Speaker 2: Like with my godchildren, I've never heard the parents be like, They got to get their protein intake. Again, it just feels super niche. And maybe their marketing data was supported by AI. What do kids like?
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Speaker 1: Very true. Protein.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. So now everything is protein.
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Speaker 1: And I still think that there are cereal quotas every year and they must put out a certain number of new cereals.
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Speaker 2: And, you know, even though it's still- Biff was lazy this year. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: And- You know what's funny is people that are listening to this right now that haven't listened for years.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Don't even know what Biff means.
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Speaker 2: Biff is the fake intern that comes up with terrible ideas. His dad owns the company. Yeah. So Biff's dad is a member of General Mills. He's interning there and he's like, dad, everyone loves protein. Better make cereal.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: And then that's how this abomination was created. All right.
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Speaker 1: Let's move on from that. So, okay. So our, remember our old friend, Matt, not farmer Matt, but original Matt.
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Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. Original Matt. He's so he's like, every time he goes to the store, he'll send me a picture.
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Speaker 2: I'm like, bro, bro, come on, bro.
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Speaker 1: It's been like that for many, many, many months, even though he still does listen every week.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: So he finally sent this. Okay. We've had Kamut before.
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Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, we have had Kamut.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a different brand though. It was Nature's Path, Nature, whatever it is. This is Arrowhead Mills. We've had some Arrowhead Mills cereals before, but we have not done this one. So this Kamut is generally just pretty plain. This is going to taste like your honey smacks without the honey. So it's just going to be plain old, you know, whatever. We've done that. So thanks, original Matt.
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Speaker 2: Thanks, Original Matt. OG Matt.
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Speaker 1: He is OG Matt. Oh, God bless.
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Speaker 2: Okay, why would you cut the whole lid off?
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Speaker 1: No, I'm not sure.
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Speaker 2: Because now how are you even going to... That's going straight into the cereal canister. Yeah, I'm being very... Picky?
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Speaker 1: No, I'm conservative with it because I want to give the rest of this bag to my mom. Kamut is her favorite cereal.
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Speaker 2: Okay. No, for sure.
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Speaker 1: We did the original Kamut back in 2020. Yeah. It was a long time ago.
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Speaker 2: Was that the episode titled Birthday Boy?
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Speaker 1: You saw it, you big jerk. But I thought the description was great. This was April 27th of 2020 when we did the original Kamut. What a crappy time to have a birthday. It was COVID time.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: We were separate, you know. Andrew's closing in on 30. Sad. Now you're what, 36, 37? Well, 35. Yeah. And sitting in his parents' basement eating random cereal out of unmarked baggies for no pay.
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Speaker 2: It was great.
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Speaker 1: Remember I used to send you Ziploc bags that just said one, two, three on them?
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Speaker 2: It was very fun.
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Speaker 1: That was really creepy. I'm sure Donna, Andy's mom- is thrilled that this is what her sweet boy has become. In any event, we'll try some frosted flakes from blah, blah, blah. So, yeah.
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Speaker 2: Wow. And Scotty's mom's favorite, Kamut from Nature's Path.
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Speaker 1: That's right. Okay. Wow, wow, wow.
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Speaker 2: Kamut, start your day right. Oh, it's like, do you have tape? Because this is going to fall, and then a kamut is going to become a commotion.
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Speaker 1: Or commotions with a C.
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Speaker 2: Okay, but you get it. You saw the vision. Can you see all this? I'm very anxious around it.
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Speaker 1: I mean, it smells like smacks.
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Speaker 2: Also, the aftertaste of that Honey Nut Cheer is disgusting. I almost ate yours.
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Speaker 1: I mean... Yeah, I mean, it tastes like a honey smack without any sweetness whatsoever.
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Speaker 2: It's not bad.
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Speaker 1: It's not bad. But if you're looking for... It doesn't even have a hint of sweetness.
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Speaker 2: Mm-mm.
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Speaker 1: Mm-mm. This is something that you put things in, you know. What? It's something you put things in, and I don't really like putting things in.
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Speaker 2: What?
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Speaker 1: You put stuff in it.
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Speaker 2: Put what?
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Speaker 1: You know, a little brown sugar, a little strawberries, a little something.
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Speaker 2: I think it's fine the way it is. Like, I'm going to give it four bowls. If this... were a cereal like if you told me right now oh yeah if you eat kamut it'll help lower your cholesterol every day i need it it might i eat it every day it's organic i don't mind it it's delicious um anyways.
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Speaker 1: Arrowhead mills they make all the stuff in.
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Speaker 2: The bags i will say i'm a little sad now why because i really want a honey smack oh yeah i don't have any in stock damn sorry this is like got a whole stem in it or something.
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Speaker 1: Yeah that's the hole oh.
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Speaker 2: She keeps looking Well, because she's hungry.
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Speaker 1: Probably. Yeah. I mean, if you're looking for just a plain kind of healthy cereal to fill you up, I guess. Yeah. Sure. It's puffed kamut khorasan wheat. Wheat? Yeah. K-H-O-R-A-S-A-N. Yeah.
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Speaker 2: I thought it was good. I like it. Now I want a honey smack.
00:11:42
Speaker 1: I got three bowls and a spoon. It's good. I mean, if you want to, whatever, it's fine.
00:11:45
Speaker 2: All right, cool.
00:11:46
Speaker 1: So I'm going to press this button here, right, Andy? Is that the right one? And we will be back right after this, and we'll play a little game.
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Speaker 2: Oh, a game?
00:11:53
Speaker 1: Yeah, are you excited?
00:11:54
Speaker 2: Oh, I love a game.
00:11:54
Speaker 1: Hang on. And we're back.
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Speaker 2: And we're back. Your fridge is making noise. I know.
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Speaker 1: There's something wrong with that thing.
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Speaker 2: It's buzzing.
00:12:04
Speaker 1: It is buzzing.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. So before we move on to the next cereal, Andy, we're going to play a little game, okay?
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Speaker 2: Okay.
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Speaker 1: Guess what it is. Don't say it. It's this.
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Speaker 2: Guess that milk! Okay, I've never heard... What is this? Huh? What is this?
00:12:22
Speaker 1: That's very bright in here. We're going to play a game called Guess That Milk.
00:12:25
Speaker 2: Why are you wearing sunglasses? Huh? Why are you wearing sunglasses?
00:12:27
Speaker 1: See what it says on the side there?
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Speaker 2: Moozy.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, they sent us a package.
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Speaker 2: Is Moozy the milk?
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Speaker 1: Remember the chocolate milk in the can that I got from Stu Leonard's?
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Speaker 2: Oh, I never got to have it because everyone else drank it.
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Speaker 1: Well, anyway. So they sent us a package, Andrew. Here's the top of it because the whole box wouldn't fit in the refrigerator.
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Speaker 2: Oh. Okay. Moozy. Welcome to the Moozy crew. Your Moozy has arrived cold. Keep it that way. Now show us how you Moozy. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: So this is, it's milk, Andrew. It's milk in a can.
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Speaker 2: It's milk in a can.
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Speaker 1: They have all different flavors. Great. They did reach out and I asked them to please send whole milk so we could actually use it on the show for the cereal, but they didn't send any whole milk. So they sent us some flavor. I don't, coffee milk, I know I'm not going to like. I don't know.
00:13:08
Speaker 2: I love coffee milk.
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Speaker 1: Okay.
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Speaker 2: So am I trying it?
00:13:10
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can try it. Shake it a little. Oh, wait, wait.
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Speaker 2: What if you just do- A little bit. Hold on.
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Speaker 1: Because you remember when I had Nate shake a chocolate milk and it exploded all over him?
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Speaker 2: Okay, but what you have to do is this.
00:13:22
Speaker 1: No, that's an old- No, the college kids think that with the beer. It's not true.
00:13:27
Speaker 2: It's not? I don't think so. So if I go and open this now, is it going to explode?
00:13:31
Speaker 1: I don't know. See, I think this is their flavor of the month, horchata. What's horchata?
00:13:36
Speaker 2: Horchata is like what they sell at the Mexican food restaurants. It's like cinnamon. Cinnamon.
00:13:42
Speaker 1: Will I like that?
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Speaker 2: Okay. So yeah, definitely no with the tapping on it. You actually probably would. It kind of tastes like maybe the Christmas milk that you enjoy.
00:13:51
Speaker 1: Oh, so is this like, is this fall milk? Would you call it that?
00:13:55
Speaker 2: It is cozier.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
00:13:56
Speaker 2: It's a cozy milk. Wait, what am I putting this in?
00:13:58
Speaker 1: I don't know. Chug it. I'm not going to drink that because I don't like coffee.
00:14:00
Speaker 2: Can I have?
00:14:02
Speaker 1: I don't like coffee flavored things.
00:14:04
Speaker 2: Okay.
00:14:07
Speaker 1: Ooh, that's nice. You're right. It is cinnamony. That's pretty good.
00:14:11
Speaker 2: Ooh, yeah. That's good coffee.
00:14:13
Speaker 1: The chocolate one's my favorite, and I'm keeping, what do you call it? I'm gatekeeping it.
00:14:16
Speaker 2: Can I have?
00:14:17
Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: What is this one? Horchata?
00:14:20
Speaker 1: Yeah.
00:14:20
Speaker 2: Okay.
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Speaker 1: I'm going to gatekeep the chocolate milk because it's my favorite.
00:14:24
Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
00:14:25
Speaker 1: Yep.
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Speaker 2: Delicious.
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Speaker 1: Strawberry?
00:14:27
Speaker 2: You know, people home make horchata around the holiday season.
00:14:30
Speaker 1: In that big tub?
00:14:31
Speaker 2: Yes.
00:14:31
Speaker 1: This looks like old school stuff I used to have after school.
00:14:34
Speaker 2: That is a vibrant pink.
00:14:35
Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Mm.
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Speaker 1: The strawberry's nice also.
00:14:40
Speaker 2: Yes, please.
00:14:41
Speaker 1: Anyway, thank you to our new friends at Moozy. Milk in a can. You would think, because you're like milk in a can. It's great. It's milk.
00:14:49
Speaker 2: Yeah. I've never, I would never think to do milk in a can, but now that I've had it, I feel like one of those influencers. Come with me as I try Moozy.
00:14:59
Speaker 1: You know what my favorite thing is? So these cans.
00:15:02
Speaker 2: Tap test.
00:15:04
Speaker 1: Yeah. These cans have the 5 cent refund on it. So I'm going to. take them home.
00:15:09
Speaker 2: Okay. Sounds good. Hope those five cents go someplace good.
00:15:11
Speaker 1: 15 cents, bro.
00:15:12
Speaker 2: 15 cents, bro. Yeah. Okay.
00:15:16
Speaker 1: You know, uh, Megan.
00:15:18
Speaker 2: You know, it is hard times.
00:15:19
Speaker 1: Megan, my fiance, you know, so I've gotten her into their like bottle return stuff because in New York they got the machines with the five cents.
00:15:26
Speaker 2: Everything.
00:15:27
Speaker 1: So she brings me her bottles from New Jersey and she's like, which would be $ 20. What?
00:15:32
Speaker 2: My phone was here the whole time. Oh my God. I'm an idiot.
00:15:34
Speaker 1: Anyway, thank you, Muzi. We appreciate you. Uh, love to get you on the show. Send us some whole milk and we'll, you know, we'll use it with cereal.
00:15:41
Speaker 2: Yeah.
00:15:41
Speaker 1: All right. You're going to choose the next one.
00:15:43
Speaker 2: Okay.
00:15:44
Speaker 1: This is from our, our Wegmans friends here. They sent that.
00:15:49
Speaker 2: Okay.
00:15:49
Speaker 1: I think there's two. So choose what you want.
00:15:51
Speaker 2: This is a granola with cement. Oh, is this a Spanish Wegmans?
00:15:54
Speaker 1: Do you want to read a little note?
00:15:56
Speaker 2: Oh, Hey guys, here's a cereal we brought back from Portugal. Hope you enjoy Melissa and Natalie. Your Wegmans correspondence. I thought you were saying these people went to Wegmans and had two options. There's only one option, and it's this one.
00:16:09
Speaker 1: Saluto.
00:16:10
Speaker 2: Serial Killers International. So this is granola with cementes and frutos secos. What does that mean? I don't know. But, yeah. Let's do the frutos secos.
00:16:23
Speaker 1: From Portugal? Yeah. Is that chocolate chips?
00:16:27
Speaker 2: It looks delicious.
00:16:28
Speaker 1: Oh, frutos. It's probably raisins. It's raisins and almonds.
00:16:32
Speaker 2: Frutos secos. Si. Estoy. Oh, wait, no.
00:16:37
Speaker 1: They speak Portuguese. Is that Spanish? Yeah.
00:16:39
Speaker 2: No, no, they speak Portuguese.
00:16:40
Speaker 1: I'm sweating. Why? I don't know. Turn the air down.
00:16:43
Speaker 2: Okay. Please. I mean, I'm cold.
00:16:46
Speaker 1: Put it on 69. No, you did it the wrong way. You just pressed the down arrow.
00:16:50
Speaker 2: That's it.
00:16:50
Speaker 1: I don't work here. I forget it.
00:16:51
Speaker 2: In the studio.
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Speaker 1: Just down. Down arrow. Stop.
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Speaker 2: Down.
00:16:54
Speaker 1: Yep. Keep going. One more. Ah, yeah.
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Speaker 2: Okay.
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Speaker 1: 69. That's the best. All right, here we go.
00:17:00
Speaker 2: Maybe it's because you had so much protein, you're bulking up.
00:17:02
Speaker 1: All right, here's what I see in here. There's little granola pieces, maybe little pumpkin seeds or whatever those things are, possibly raisins, almonds, and hazelnuts.
00:17:14
Speaker 2: Hazelnuts?
00:17:14
Speaker 1: Yeah. Okay. Full hazelnuts and sunflower seeds.
00:17:19
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm sorry. I almost threw your cup away. Oh, this is your, okay.
00:17:23
Speaker 1: No, that's yours. Take it. Please get that out of here. Oh, my God.
00:17:26
Speaker 2: Granola. Frutos secos.
00:17:31
Speaker 1: Thanks, Wegman girls.
00:17:33
Speaker 2: Para a vida toda. Does that mean like live today?
00:17:37
Speaker 1: Toda means everything.
00:17:38
Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
00:17:39
Speaker 1: Everything.
00:17:39
Speaker 2: So everything is life or something? I don't know. That's a full nut. Like that is not even like... That is like a questionable sized nut. Okay.
00:17:50
Speaker 1: That's what you said last night.
00:17:52
Speaker 2: Got him.
00:17:54
Speaker 1: I don't even know what to call that. Como? What is it called? I'll just put port so I know. This is interesting.
00:18:05
Speaker 2: Yeah. I think I just had a peanut.
00:18:08
Speaker 1: I like the raisins.
00:18:09
Speaker 2: Yeah.
00:18:11
Speaker 1: Pumpkin seeds.
00:18:12
Speaker 2: It has a nice sweetness to it that I enjoy. I did not like the large circle nut that I ate.
00:18:18
Speaker 1: That's a hazelnut.
00:18:19
Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't like that.
00:18:20
Speaker 1: Or a filbert as we called them when I was a child. Do you remember I used to tell you my grandparents they would have the nut bowl out on the table with the nut crackers and there was always filberts in there.
00:18:28
Speaker 2: Wow. Yeah.
00:18:30
Speaker 1: You just go to the supermarket, there'll be a big bin of nuts, and you just take a scoop of them.
00:18:33
Speaker 2: Hmm.
00:18:34
Speaker 1: By the pound.
00:18:35
Speaker 2: I'm going to give this four bowls.
00:18:36
Speaker 1: It's good.
00:18:37
Speaker 2: Yeah. It's actually delicious.
00:18:39
Speaker 1: Let me have four bowls, too. Why don't you tell everybody what it is again, so they can go to Portugal and get it. Salute him. Salute him.
00:18:46
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you're just in the market for, like, a casual trip to Portugal, make sure you go to your supermarket and find this.
00:18:51
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's pretty good.
00:18:51
Speaker 2: Pull it up to the camera.
00:18:52
Speaker 1: Oh, here. All right.
00:18:55
Speaker 2: Imagine if we had, like, a multi-cam shoot. And people like filmed us and we'd like, you'd have your camera and I have my camera.
00:19:01
Speaker 1: I would like that. Just not from the side. Cause the belly.
00:19:04
Speaker 2: You don't have a belly.
00:19:04
Speaker 1: Oh, it's yeah. Hello. I'm trying really bad. I mean, you're doing great. Here's my thing now that I don't like.
00:19:12
Speaker 2: Oh boy. Here we go.
00:19:13
Speaker 1: Well, no. Cause if I do a selfie. Yeah. Like say Megan and I are running something, which is, you know, fairly frequent. We just did a big, we did the tunnel towers run this past weekend.
00:19:22
Speaker 2: Yeah.
00:19:22
Speaker 1: Actually I did it with Cooper, but still, um, So I'll hold the phone like this. Look at the, look at the boob.
00:19:29
Speaker 2: I don't, you tried to tell me about your boobs the other day.
00:19:33
Speaker 1: Look.
00:19:33
Speaker 2: Your moobs.
00:19:34
Speaker 1: Look.
00:19:34
Speaker 2: I don't, you're just saying look, and then you just keep puffing your chest out.
00:19:38
Speaker 1: I mean, it mostly depends on the shirt that I'm wearing, but I mean, I don't like it.
00:19:43
Speaker 2: Okay.
00:19:43
Speaker 1: Cooper's like, oh, we can edit it out, but I don't do the editing. I just, I am what I am. You want to make fun of me? B cup. I don't care. You can make fun of me how do you know it's a b cup well are you just estimating i don't really know how the cups work so i'm thinking maybe.
00:19:57
Speaker 2: We should buy you a b cup bra and then you could see if that fits okay it's comfortable for you i'll wear it on the next episode great i'll go buy one now Thank you for listening to Serial Killers.
00:20:07
Speaker 1: Please follow us.
00:20:08
Speaker 2: Oh, my God. I cannot wait to buy you a Peacock bra to see if it's A or B.
00:20:12
Speaker 1: Just get a cheap Walmart one, though. Don't get like a Victoria's Secret. Cheap, like $ 1. 99.
00:20:16
Speaker 2: I love that you're like, yeah, don't get one of those lacy ones from Victoria's Secret. I don't want that.
00:20:20
Speaker 1: No, I would wear it.
00:20:21
Speaker 2: Get a cheap one.
00:20:22
Speaker 1: I'd wear it. Just don't waste your money. Okay. God, I hope we didn't have the computer. Like, if I got any emails, it definitely would be like.
00:20:29
Speaker 2: Just like that. Mm-hmm. Okay. Well, we gave you guys 20 minutes. Yep.
00:20:32
Speaker 1: Follow us on Instagram, please.
00:20:33
Speaker 2: Speaking in a less loud voice. And we hope you enjoyed it.
00:20:35
Speaker 1: SerialKillersPC on Instagram. SerialKillersPC.com.
00:20:38
Speaker 2: We really need to start recording from home some bowl chats. I feel like the listeners want to hear us chit-chat.
00:20:43
Speaker 1: Okay. First of all, you just talk backwards like you always make fun of me. And I wanted to do it that time. And you were like, oh, we'll do it Monday, Tuesday. And never heard from you. So just saying.
00:20:51
Speaker 2: I have to be the one to reach out? Yeah.
00:20:54
Speaker 1: You have to initiate, buddy.
00:20:55
Speaker 2: I have to initiate.
00:20:55
Speaker 1: You have to initiate. Okay. I'm afraid to ask. So you have to initiate.
00:20:59
Speaker 2: Okay.
00:20:59
Speaker 1: Okay.
00:20:59
Speaker 2: You're the shy girl at the dance hall.
00:21:01
Speaker 1: That's right.
00:21:02
Speaker 2: Me and my peacock. All right.
00:21:06
Speaker 1: Until we see you next week, which we will see you next Monday with another new episode. Say crunch, Andrew.
00:21:11
Speaker 2: Say crunch.
00:21:12
Speaker 1: Crunch.
00:21:13
Speaker 2: Oh, God.
00:21:16
Speaker 1: Last year.
00:21:16
Speaker 2: That was a weird sneeze.
