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Wrote them, Simulation wrote them.
Simulation Sam truthful. Welcome to Johnny Woodard
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Purzett's Broke in Simulation starring Johnny Wood. And come on now, come on,
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come on, Sam. Shot out
of a cannon today. Feeling good,
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bro I'm feeling good, feeling good, looking good, feeling good.
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I'm taking some of that stuff that's
like black. It's like black lava stuff
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or black tar, like shela or
whatever. Yeah, I'm taking that.
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I took a little today, brought
a lot of heat today. I've been
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asked to Johnny. I got a
new show. Another new show, wait,
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another one other than the one you
mentioned the other day. I have
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a new show. Go what is
it. It's gonna be called Hands Up.
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And it's with my my Zane Helper
is with a big production company and
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they want me to just break down
street fight videos. It's only gonna be
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forty five minutes of work. So
it's gonna get in, get out,
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bang bang, and and you have
your planning Okay, okay, let me
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just run down the list. Though
we know all the podcasts you already have,
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like seven, and you're talking about
doing an x files thing where you
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watch x files to Ryan and you're
talking about doing a thing where you break
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down clips at your house of like
conspiracies, and well, that's that's on
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my rock fin account. Go to
rock Finn still or shows that take time
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to make though, No, no, no, these shows like the shows
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that, like so the fight show
that I'm doing, I'm doing no work
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or showing up. I just show
up and talk mad shit. You're gonna
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be so burnt out. Probably probably
daddy needs cash. Okay, daddy's daddy
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needs I won't begrudge you that.
If you're making money, do it.
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I gotta make money, bro.
So anyways, so I just got hired
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to my buddy Zane who it goes
on the road with me. By the
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way, looking like most likely Jackson's
not gonna happen really, oh yeah,
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almost no tickets there. That's weird. That's a weird place. So we
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called the call. They're like,
yeah, his ac used to go to
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this other club over on the other
side of town. I mean, I'm
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a white guy. I could tell
by the voice you just did yea yeah.
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Now see here yeah no, here
the goals on the other side of
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two John that was not Sam tripling. Johnny did that bad impression Johnny's first
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big impression on the show, like
amos and swinging a racist. That's what
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that was, swinging a racist.
You're black. That was not my bike.
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That was your black voice. Mine's
like, yeah, mine was cool.
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I did cool black voice. You
did just escape the plantation black voice.
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So don't you even think that they
are the same thing. Dude.
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I didn't smooth black. Okay,
I did smooth black. You did free
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black. Okay, totally different,
totally different. No, that's a if
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it one. Okay, I did
not do that voice. But the whole
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point was is that, um,
we might be having to not called a
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day. I don't know, man, I am really an idiot, and
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when I do, when I work, I like, I'm a real idiot.
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I have I have, I have
eights, No I have. Can
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I say I belief in myself?
Like, even in the face of all
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this adversity, I've I've I have
this retarded faith in myself. Do not
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keep saying it because I'm gonna have
to it's the first ten minutes. I'm
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probably gonna have to beat those,
Okay, But I do have this belief.
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I have strength, belief in myself. Strength. Yeah, you've got.
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I have strength belief in myself,
all right, Like I really believe
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in myself, and so I take
on these missions impossible, Okay, And
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you know we're gonna do this club. I looked it up. It's like
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a black club. It's what we
call urban. After after I agreed to
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it and I was like, why
aren't I selling any tickets in this area?
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Did the guy who booked you know
that it was a black club?
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It's his club? Oh okay,
yeah, yeah. So you know,
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like I used to do what,
well, we won't call him black clubs.
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We'll call them urban clubs. I
used to do a lot of urban
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clubs when I moved l A.
Like I would just want stage. Well,
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i'll get into that. So like
I I really didn't, um,
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I really um. I just want
stay times so badly that I would just
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play anywhere because if you like doing
it with Paul Mooney or something, I'm
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like, okay, that makes sense. Well back and then I loved going
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and my whole thing was like I
could perform anywhere, anywhere at any time.
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Now I'm not now, even though
I'm about saying I still can do
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it. It's just a matter of
if anybody's gonna be a crowd to watch
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you perform it. Yeah, no, it's not even that. But it's
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like things have definitely gotten a little
bit more niche. Let's say there's more
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niche comedy, like either your super
mainstream talk about broad strokes on maybe real
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topics. Right, it's niche here, not snitchier niche here, it's more
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niche. Right, I'm saying,
like, unless you do very broad strokes,
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which I call pop comedy or mainstream
comedy. You know that's that's that.
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But you know, I have a
very specific, uh type of stand
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up where I like to be very
honest about my life and my views and
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black people they don't like to be
honest a lot, dude. But you're
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it's very easy to find someone who
gets does not like white people and they
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view me as white. Oh yeah, I mean your cornerstone bid is that
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you like to be called the inward
and bid. Yeah, that probably doesn't
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fly there. Okay, my love
of they probably will love my love of
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hot black way, but they probably
would like my descriptions of the black chicks
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I like. Okay, Uh,
they probably won't like that. They probably
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won't like me talking about black people
killing it in in commercials. I mean,
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they don't mind that room. If
you did end up going, would
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you not do those things? I
would, I would. I would do
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it scientifically. I would do a
whole bunch of comedy that's very relatable.
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Get them on my side, then
see what I can get away when I
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got it right. My style,
Johnny, have I told you my style
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of comedy. It's called gator roll. Okay, my style is a gator
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roll. I killed the crowd like
a gator kills its prey, which is
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I get it up top, very
simple, very simple, like a nice
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if I can get a nice new
fart joke that's a fun thing, a
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poop joke, something real simple everyone
relates to. Then start to slowly,
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slowly, slowly drag them into the
murky dark waters of Hey, I'm gonna
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talk about everything that you're told comics
aren't supposed to talk about, you know,
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and I know that they're there's a
lot of comics out there right now
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that are on the left. They're
like all these comics over forty oh,
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they're talking about how they can't say
anything and blah blah blah. You know,
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there's comics out there that I love. They're like, oh, but
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there's consequences, which I'm like,
yeah, you can't say anything that's a
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consequence. But but I believe that
we should get to a point where you
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can make fun of everybody and then
you could decide if it's this evil thing
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called hate speech, which is like, right, it's like such a broad
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term. It's like, what is
hate speech? If a white person makes
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an observation on black people and you
just don't like that white people are making
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observations on black people, is that
hate speech or do you just not understand
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the difference between racial and racism?
And but if a black person says that
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exact same joke, or do you
accept it as just a funny observation,
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which is what white liberals did they
you know that it's my bit about oppression
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math. Right, It's like they
start doing math as they walk to the
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street, So I would go there, I would crush oppression. Math is
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the death of comedy, by the
way, Yeah, well it's the death
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of comedy because and this is what
you're thinking, right anyway, if you're
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thinking, if you're bringing that in
it, well, no, what it
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is really, Johnny is you're challenging. You're challenging the crowd to get out
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of the thinking though, Like if
they're coming in doing this like in the
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seat, it just takes out.
Listen, dude. I mean, there's
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so many great comics out there that
are playing huge crowds, and this is
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not about any one of them or
anything, but in general, outside of
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maybe if you're like a guy that
blew off blew up off a podcast,
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right, But if you're just a
stand up playing huge rooms, you're usually
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doing very mainstream comedy. And that
doesn't mean you're bad, doesn't mean I
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don't I don't have respect for you. I like, let's take um Fluffy,
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right, Fluffy's an amazing joke rider. Yeah, like to play Dodger
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Stadium, you have to reach a
broad group of people, and those people
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will want to bring their parents and
bring their kids. So you have to
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do more mainstreams. And there's nothing
wrong with that. Again, I'm not
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judging it. I just pardon me. Wishes I could do that. I'm
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just not that guy comedically. Comedically, I like to talk, Matt.
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I'm an outlaw. I like to
burn shit down, don't wheel, and
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it's I never say stuff to be
edgy, right, I never go which
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we'll get into that later. People
doing that, there's a lot of that
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going on. I'm not that guy. Like every joke I do is based
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in some kind of reality, and
we'll get into that later because I I
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just I just put up a joke
on my new Instagram And if you guys
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have a moment, if you can
put in Sam Tripli comedy in the Instagram,
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that's my new just stand up real
Instagram. I'm trying to play the
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game with Is that what that is? You're trying to You're trying to kind
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of manipulate so that they don't algorithm. And I'm thinking about starting a podcast
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clips Instagram as well. You don't
worry that you're that's too many channels for
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people to follow, maybe, but
I just, I mean, my my
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my main channel is dead. It's
just dead crazy because you have so many
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followers there and it's just and we
I sent you that thing right where you
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where I googled Sam Tripoli Instagram and
if you go to my Instagram says I
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have one hundred and three followers,
but on this Google thing, it says,
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what's that thousand, one hundred and
three thousand followers, but on this
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Instagram says I have one hundred and
seven. It's strange. It's totally strange,
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right, And it's just like I
see Instagram deleting comments and it just
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sucks because at what point do you
go, Instagram, you're losing money.
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This isn't working for you. Well, I clearly doesn't. That doesn't matter
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losing them losing money, right,
You're totally right. And we get into
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this on Cash Daddies about is esg
more more profitable than selling products profitable?
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It might not be the right word, but it's definitely there are benefits to
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that that outweigh profit. So,
Johnny, as you go on this journey
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that we've been on, and whether
it's uh timfol Ha or Cash Daddies or
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whatever, there is there a part
of you that goes based on like the
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stuff we see with all this woke
brand stuff, does a part of you
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go that maybe maybe, like the
stock market is a Ponzi scheme? Oh
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for sure? Like this, this
this Anheuser Bush thing is the greatest example
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of how this could be a Ponzi
scheme, right for sure? Like their
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stocks going up, why their sales
is going down? I mean, look
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at what AMC as a business was. They were a failed business, but
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because people were willing to buy that
stock, they still exist now. They
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saved AMC people just buying that stock, and that was not a good business
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for all. Do you think that
they will just they'll they'll they'll have to
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keep the brick and mortar open what
AMC? Yeah, to justify the stock
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AMC went. I think they're in
a good spot now because what they did
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was because they had that money during
the pandemic, they went out and bought
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all these theaters on penny for pennies
on the dollar that we're going out of
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business, and now they're as big
as ever, I think. I mean,
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I think they're gonna be okay if
people keep going to movies and we
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don't have another Do you think people
are gonna go to movies? Every time
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I go there? But it's la
I mean to be fair, but every
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time I go, they're they're packed. So oh well, I went and
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finally saw John Wick. That was
good, wasn't it? It was great?
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I mean, do you do you
know how many words that that Keanu
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Reef said in that movie? And
by the way, it is a three
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hour movie. Yeah, at least
three hours. Okay, you know it's
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like it's one. It's like a
hundred and sixty something minutes long, two
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forty nine. Okay, I thought
it was like three. Yeah, it's
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a long movie. It's a long
flies. I thought it flies it flies.
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I mean, listen, great movie
for for guys. Great movie,
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right, great movie. Kill kill
kill, kill, could kill kill,
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And we'll get into all that.
Do you know how many actual words Keanu
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Reeves said in that movie? Not
many? I guess. Do you know
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what the number it? And it
really yeah, I don't know this.
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I saw the number. It's like
three hundred and fifty total words in an
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almost three hour movie. That's so
fun. That's basically like a fifth grade
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research paper. Help me kill him, that's it. That's all he said.
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It was like, he's the best
looking caveman talk ever. Huh,
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smash me hurt, that's it.
So, Johnny, you know, I
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started looking at this as a as
a man, right, a man with
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children. Okay, look watching that
movie as a man with children, and
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there's part of me going, let's
just say, in some bizarre world,
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this is really happening, right,
Okay, And we're watching this, and
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we're like, you know what I
started doing. I know I'm getting old
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because I started studying all the henchmen
and then I started giving them backstories that
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these guys are just like trying to
pay their bills, like the fat guy
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that the Asian chick just dude,
that guy just looked like he was hired
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that day to show up and just
at like just help out. Right,
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we stand around, I'm gonna happen. It's gonna be cool. We just
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need you to look like you're doing. The guy looks like he's like a
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recovering alcoholic, probably got a couple
of kids, finally got a job,
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like things are working out and he
shows up and now some Asian chick is
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like double standing like each one of
those guys did they ever? Has anyone
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ever done count on homy people died
in John Wick? Oh yeah, for
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sure, there's I saw it actually, uh um they there's a website that
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keeps track of all of that one
hundred John Wick kills and estimated one hundred
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and forty enemies in the movie,
all by himself. Okay, so one
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hundred and forty people killed by him, just by John Wick. One hundred
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and forty people thirty nine is a
total four hundred and thirty nine people died
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on this guy's journey to wait,
Wait, Wait, hold on, hold
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on. More people died than words
spoken by Keanna. That's incredible. More
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people died then words spoken in John
Wick. How crazy is that? And
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now here's a crazy thing. Each
one of those four hundred and thirty people,
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they had a story, They were
someone's kid, They had hope.
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Maybe somebody. Guy was playing high
school football, look like he was gonna
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go college, blows his knee out, gets hooked on for scripture, medication,
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worn't aspirings, in debt to the
gang, in debt to the gang,
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he can't pay off his bill,
he can't pay off his joug debt.
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They ask him just to be a
heavy. And then one day he
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just shows up and John Wick has
decided to show up, and this poor
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guy who finally got sober, getting
out of his own way, trying to
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help out, now gets taken out
by John Wick. Sad, Yes,
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dude, we have a moment's silent
for all the guys who are just trying
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to pay their bills that John Wick
killed. This goes out to all the
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henchmen out there that just want to
take care of their family, pay their
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bills. And now John Wick,
and there's three hundred and eighty words.
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Yeah that's what you said. I
don't know. Do you look up?
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I can see what it is.
By the way, how did you think?
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How did you like Yip Man in
there? The Asian guy? Well?
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I love that guy too. He's
the best. Yeah, he's got
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very sensitive gay Asian vibright. Donnie
Yen? How old is Donien that he's
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doing those insane kicks? Um?
He is fifty nine fifty nine, bro,
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and he's doing those high kicks in
the head. I love him,
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I dude, is ip Man?
Is that what man is? How you
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say it? Yeah? It's ye
man, yep man. It's so funny.
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Everybody over here says ip Man.
I always said that too. Until
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I looked I was like, I
bet that's not it. So, so,
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Johnny, if we talked about this
on this show about how the the
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Chinese word for um is the word
okay, So what happens is so I
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saw this fight on a train between
a big, angry black guy and a
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Chinese dude, and the black guy
chokes out the Chinese guy, and I
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guarantee it. It's because he heard
the Chinese guy saying um but said the
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word yeah. Yeah, I guarantee
you that's what happened. Yeah, yeah,
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I remember we talked about this on
here and we went and listening to
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the clips of just Chinese people talking
yeah and you just you dude, you
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walk to try not you just hear
end bombs everywhere because everyone's like, it
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would be like if the word like
was the in word in English. One
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h dude. So in Mandarin it's
yip man and in Cantonese it's yip man.
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Yep man. Dude, I prefer
yip man or yip yip man.
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Yep. Yip man scares you because
it's like a haunch your nightmares and you
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can't pitch again. Right, Oh, he's got yep, he met the
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yip man. Yep. Yeah,
he showed up. The yip man showed
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up. How you get the yips? Are we doing our moment of silence?
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He let me see. Yeahlet's have
the moment signs for the four hundred
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and how many people died, Johnny, four hundred and some people, four
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hundred and some people. We're gonna
have a moment signs for the four hundred
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and something henchmen who just wanted to
pay their bills that day, take care
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of their family, connect with God. Oh, I was gonna let you
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go ahead, just pay their bills
and connect with God. That's all they
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wanted. That's all they wanted to
do, was just be a good man,
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make their kids proud. Yeah,
they got weird hand and face tattoos,
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probably two main tattoos on their necks. But they keep that to remind
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them of where they come from,
how loss they were back in the day,
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and now they're found because they got
God in their heart. I know
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one guy, his daughter was so
proud that he finally got a job.
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He finally got a job, didn't
tell him what the job told her when
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he's driving taxi and his daughter wouldn't
know the difference. He didn't. She
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didn't need to know that he was
going to work for the local mob.
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But that just needed one day,
just needs somebody stand there, looked menacing,
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right, He didn't know that to
try. I just need one round
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eye to come and show up and
help out for a little bit. And
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they said it was just get in
and get out real easy, peasy pay
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bro, and maybe there'll be a
couple of hot chicks dancing. Just stand
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in the back. That's all I
said. I had to do. Yeah,
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and just like dude and the big
boss man, he could beat up
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everybody. It's now, don't even
worry about it. We never we do
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this all the time. I've never
fought once, never fought once. These
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meetings all the time. Nobody ever
fights us. Nobody's school. You looked.
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That's off a little bit for you
make a little side cash. At
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most you'll have to like knee some
guy in the gut for not paying the
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money on time, and then he'll
go back in the back and get money.
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I was safe and pay us.
Yeah, that's it. That's not
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dangerous at all. Get get out, real fun, good time time to
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go, Thank you very much,
and you'll be home in time for dinner.
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Over there with the beard and the
long hair, Like, who's that
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guy? Why is he so dude? He looks like John? Why does
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he look so angry? And how
how skinny is that suit? Yeah,
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that's one of the that's one of
my favorite things about this movie is that
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they just decided that you can make
a soup bulletproof and it adds so much
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like action to Okay and to sad
music right now, Okay, that we're
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the only people ever show a shout
out to deserve they deserve it. Man,
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you died for no reason. Okay, you died for no We could
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have worked it out. Could have
worked it out. I could have should
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have would up? So Johnny,
I um so so uh yeah. The
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biggest problem I had with that movie
is how it just completely suspended like any
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belief at all in any way like
that makes no sense. Well, first
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of all, like john Wick falls
like floors like three floors, bounces off
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a car and then somehow runs a
giant dent in the car, and then
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runners I will say, we did
have that story on the news like three
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weeks ago where that guy fell off
the third floor, crushed the car and
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just hop right up. So yeah, I mean well back, yeahsible,
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I guess, but I guess it
is likely right. And then the notion
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that the bullets like the only place
is this these Now, the question is
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when you hire a henchman, Johnny, are you like, hey, do
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you know how to shoot a gun? Or do you just assume you look
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like you've murdered people? You probably
don't how to shoot a gun. It's
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it's never gonna come out. If
you've got your own, you've got a
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pair of golden guns with scorpions on
them. I'm gonna assume you know how
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to shoot dude. You have the
weird hot wheels flame on your hand.
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I'm assuming you know how to shoot
a gud right, I'm assuming you know
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you have barbed wire on your bicep. I'm assuming you know how to shoot
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you Based on John Wick four,
that is an incorrect as Yeah, that
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is the worst sum right, And
that assumption got a bunch of crime bosses
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killed, absolutely right. The assumpject
that just because a guy looks like a
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badass, he knows how to shoot
a god. And by the way,
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if you do know, let's say
you don't know how to shoot a gun,
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but somehow you get lucky enough to
shoot a gun and you shoot him
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towards his torso right, and it
doesn't work. Might you think about hitting
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him in the head trying to get
again head shot? Nobody? Nobody.
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That scene in Dumb and Dumber where
they remember at the end where they put
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the body armor on him and and
he goes, what if they shot you
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in the head? And he turns
to the woman from the that time.
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But what if he shot you in
the face and she goes, that was
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a chance we were willing to take. That's that's like, uh, that's
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that's counting. Man. He's just
nobody's thinking about shooting him in the head.
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So he flalls down, floors gets
up. All training though, if
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you think about it, that is
how they teach you to go center mass.
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Like, so all these guys,
if they're really well trained, they
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would be aiming center man right,
and then you'd see always got bulletproof,
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skinny skinny. By then, when
your brain gets to that point, you're
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like, oh, he's got a
bulletproof Okay, Johnny, good play,
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how dude. There was some of
the great the greatest action choreography, and
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that moved, like when he got
those incendiary rounds in that shotgun, you
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know, like it was shooting fire
out. Yeah, and they did that
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overhead shot, which was a video
game shot. I was amazing. Oh
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yeah, it was amazing. Do
you remember look up the game? Can
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you look up the game Gauntlet?
For any of you who's a little bit
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older, there was a great game
called Gauntlet, and it was like you
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would watch from the time like Blue
elf needs food badly. It was like
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like, can you put that?
Yeah, put in a blue elve blue
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blue Archer needs? Is that it? Oh? Yeah, that's it?
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Bro. So this is what you
this is basically what whoever did that shot
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basically played Archer this game? Right, it's the best. Look at how
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we used to really put up with
some shitty graphics then, bro, dude,
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look at what you want. You
want to see the shittiest played.
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I had an Atari. Bro look
up Atari football, the original. I
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remember you look at how about Tank? Do you remember that game? Oh
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yeah, dude, obvious like four
four cubes was your tank? A little
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people was so hilarious and they were
like, bro, way do you see
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what we came up was? Look
at that, dude? The sound I
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remember these sounds so weird that means
you die. Remember the sounds, dude,
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I remember these sounds. Yeah yeah, Look look dude, look at
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those graphics, dude. And we
loved it. Johnny, Johnny, will
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you look up? Will you look
up Atari Football. It's the most hilarious
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thing ever. I didn't have a
Tory football. Where did you see this,
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dude? No? No, no, the other one, the other
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one, the one, that one
this was this is this. We couldn't
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believe what we were doing. Look
at this? Is it? Look at
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that? That's it? Look at
that? That's you running? Running running?
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What the hell is happening? Oh
yeah, he just got tackled.
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Watch here we go. He's running. He's on the outside. Oh my
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god, broke it up in and
he doesn't know where he's going. He's
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trying to go the wrong way.
What is now? He got tackled?
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That was it, Johnny. We
basically played with ghosts that were like we
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played ghost football. That's what it
was. If you're at home and you're
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listening to this, you don't know. There's a square and that is the
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ball. On one side is red
ghost looking things. The other side is
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your blockers are doing a terrible job. Yeah they're there. You trying to
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throw it too? Yeah? Oh
yeah, that's it. I'm trying to
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throw So, I mean, how
can you even know what's happened? Johnny,
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don't worry about We figured it out. So funny. I was a
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little kid, had a little Atari
that was my first game system. That
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was the best. Dad's hand me
down tar, Yeah, that was the
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best. How old your dad?
Uh? He is sixty something. Okay,
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so yeah he was he got he
got that s I remember, dude.
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I remember when we got the video
game. All my friends would just
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come over and play video games all
day and piss me off because all they
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would tell me is like, when
we get a video game, we're not
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gonna allow you to play. And
I was like, well, then why
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are you playing my video games?
And then I would like kick them out.
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My mom be like just let him
play. See, my dad grew
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up really poor, so he always
had a like a week a saft spot
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for kids and particularly broke kids.
Did I already tell you exact same way,
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dude? These kids stole my bike. They stole my bike. Yeah,
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yeah, and your dad was like, my dad's like give them the
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bike, just give us back.
Because I had these these really thick spokes
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and I went every spoke war.
Yeah, you tried to explain the spoke
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wars to me, I remember,
and I was like, that's where you
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just show up and you just like
be fighting with your steel wheel and I
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had these big metal ones and I
would just I was like, dude,
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they were they were literally like wreck
other people's bikes. O oh yeah,
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dude, just bang Bro and theist
bring you the wheels back at least.
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No. They were just like,
dude, that's not cool, and they
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drive off. No, no,
no, I mean when your dad said,
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at least bring the spokes because they
gave me. They gave me back
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the wheels, the wheels, just
not the bike. Not the bike fun.
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So they admitted the stealing. Yeah, they were just like, my
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dad just had a soft spot.
He's like, okay, you obviously your
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parents sucked. They didn't buy your
bike. My dad, yeah, he
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used to. I mean he felt, oh god, he would like mentor
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kids and like, you know,
not technically mentor them, but like people
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need money and stuff. He would
always like the money and never, i
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mean never get it back. If
you loan people money, you're just never
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getting it back. Yeah, I
agree, I agree. And he was
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good about that though. He just
assumed he was never going to get it
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00:28:08.359 --> 00:28:11.720
back. But yeah, he had
a real soft spot for kids from shitty
409
00:28:11.720 --> 00:28:18.000
homes, because it's got a reel
soft spot for the children. I feel
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00:28:18.000 --> 00:28:18.799
bad, dude, I might.
I see. I got a picture of
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00:28:18.839 --> 00:28:21.920
my dad as a kid on my
wall, and I just think about all
412
00:28:21.920 --> 00:28:23.079
this shit he had to go through. And it just breaks my heart every
413
00:28:23.119 --> 00:28:26.680
time I look at it every time, because he's just this kid full of
414
00:28:26.680 --> 00:28:32.640
hope at like four or five.
Trusting is like your dad's generation was just
415
00:28:32.720 --> 00:28:40.160
after my generation, my dad's generation, but they definitely change the way we
416
00:28:40.240 --> 00:28:45.480
raised children because my dad's generation got
the shit kicked out of them. Yeah,
417
00:28:45.519 --> 00:28:48.000
and then they were like, I'm
not doing that, and now nobody
418
00:28:48.359 --> 00:28:52.640
very a lot of people don't eat
thirteen. My dad's probably similar to your
419
00:28:52.720 --> 00:28:55.119
dad though, because the South is
on like a pause, you know,
420
00:28:55.160 --> 00:28:56.720
we're a little bit behind the rest
of the country. Yeah, probably that.
421
00:28:56.839 --> 00:29:02.319
Well, that's why I've sold fifteen
tickets and fucking and Jackson if they
422
00:29:02.319 --> 00:29:04.640
are ready yet. Right, Hey, guys, it's Johnny and I'm going
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Johnny, I am obviously back into jiu
440
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jitsu. I've been taking it regularly, really enjoying it. I take it
441
00:30:29.279 --> 00:30:33.759
at tenth Planet Van Eyes. I
love the school that everybody that goes there
442
00:30:33.920 --> 00:30:41.119
is really cool. There are giant
Mexicans, I mean, like grizzly bear
443
00:30:41.240 --> 00:30:45.000
Mexicans like giant Mexicans. I mean, I get the guys that Trump warned
444
00:30:45.079 --> 00:30:48.799
us about. I mean, these
dudes are. These dudes are, But
445
00:30:48.880 --> 00:30:52.519
we have some bad umbradge John Johnny, Let's be honest. How many times
446
00:30:52.599 --> 00:30:59.440
you see six foot three Mexicans?
No multiple at this play? They all
447
00:30:59.440 --> 00:31:03.880
showed up. It's like Mexican nephelums
just weren't running around, just biblical Mexican
448
00:31:03.960 --> 00:31:07.359
nephelum. Did you get the sense
that they were preparing for something like?
449
00:31:07.599 --> 00:31:11.359
No, No, but it's beginner's
class and like, so I have to,
450
00:31:11.839 --> 00:31:17.240
Johnny, I have to time when
I do jiu jitsu and Kraftmaga because
451
00:31:17.240 --> 00:31:19.640
what I've learned is I can't do
jiu jitsu and then the next morning du
452
00:31:19.680 --> 00:31:25.160
kraftmagah because my legs are dead,
Johnny, when I'm telling you, I
453
00:31:25.279 --> 00:31:29.759
have dead legs if I do my
goal is to try to do three nights
454
00:31:29.880 --> 00:31:33.559
jiu jitsu and three days of kraffaga. Where do you have all the time
455
00:31:33.640 --> 00:31:36.640
for this and you take care of
your kids and you're doing twelve podcast now
456
00:31:37.559 --> 00:31:42.279
I'm afraid to be still. And
then when I sit down Dana yells at
457
00:31:42.279 --> 00:31:47.839
me because I don't talk to her
because I make a living talking. It's
458
00:31:47.920 --> 00:31:49.720
kind of like the story where I
heard a guy dated this porn star and
459
00:31:51.079 --> 00:31:52.319
she's like, I don't want to
have sex. I'm sore. It's like,
460
00:31:52.359 --> 00:31:56.880
I get it, I get it, I get it. Oh no,
461
00:31:57.039 --> 00:32:01.920
poor fella, that's rough. That's
that's the that's why you data porn
462
00:32:01.960 --> 00:32:05.720
star. Yeah yeah, I mean
that's what you think. You know,
463
00:32:05.839 --> 00:32:07.319
all kinds of little secrets. Yeah, thanks and stuff. By the way,
464
00:32:07.359 --> 00:32:13.279
guys who day porn stars all look
like Red Band, They all look
465
00:32:13.319 --> 00:32:17.119
like man hat on. They look
a little unhealthy. They love computers and
466
00:32:17.200 --> 00:32:22.799
the difference of doing a porn star. Yeah, you're like, bring back
467
00:32:22.839 --> 00:32:28.839
to bring back the Naughty Show,
bring it back, hey, dude.
468
00:32:28.839 --> 00:32:30.880
I know, Hey, I think
a lot of people would love to bring
469
00:32:30.920 --> 00:32:34.480
back the Naughty Show. It just
doesn't have a place anymore because it's everywhere.
470
00:32:34.599 --> 00:32:37.319
Like all the stuff these guys are
doing now place in my heart.
471
00:32:37.440 --> 00:32:44.359
Dude, I lost I lost your
mind, dude, Johnny, this YouTube
472
00:32:44.400 --> 00:32:49.720
channel that is dead isn't my original
YouTube channel. My original YouTube channel I
473
00:32:49.759 --> 00:32:54.359
was doing Naughty Show videos and crushing
dude. I mean we were getting like
474
00:32:54.559 --> 00:32:59.240
hundred thousand, two hundred thousand views
on these Naine shows where I would like
475
00:32:59.359 --> 00:33:02.119
make sketches with doll film starts in
gone. Dude, look at the old
476
00:33:02.119 --> 00:33:05.680
punch Trunk channel. If you go
back to some of our old videos,
477
00:33:05.680 --> 00:33:08.359
like those clips highlights I put together
two hundred thousand, three hundred thousand views.
478
00:33:08.599 --> 00:33:12.559
If I post a punchdrunk there,
now like a thousand people will see
479
00:33:12.559 --> 00:33:15.799
it. Yeah. Yeah, just
completely annihilated it. Well, I mean
480
00:33:15.799 --> 00:33:17.720
it goes back to what I was
just talking about, and like I got
481
00:33:17.920 --> 00:33:22.000
I'm gonna be like, you know
again, there's people still giving me shit
482
00:33:22.240 --> 00:33:27.279
about having a blue check mark on
Twitter when they don't realize, like how
483
00:33:27.960 --> 00:33:30.720
illiterate I am. No, I'm
keeping it because they are. It's been
484
00:33:30.759 --> 00:33:37.119
proven that they are giving people more
views that pay for that. Well,
485
00:33:37.160 --> 00:33:39.119
that's what the guy edits my thing. He goes, Yeah, you're getting
486
00:33:39.119 --> 00:33:44.480
more views because you're paying for the
blue check mark. I go, but
487
00:33:44.559 --> 00:33:47.240
I'm paying for the editing. I'm
not prying, but that's to me,
488
00:33:47.359 --> 00:33:50.880
that's what we're in a This is
a business, you know, we're trying
489
00:33:50.880 --> 00:33:53.000
to get views. Yeah, get
the word out about our ship. Yeah,
490
00:33:53.039 --> 00:33:58.000
I mean like, now, are
you worried about this new chick from
491
00:33:58.039 --> 00:34:00.839
the way? Yeah? Yeah,
are you well? Yeah, I mean
492
00:34:01.759 --> 00:34:06.160
until I I mean, I'm taking
a wait and see approach because I still
493
00:34:06.200 --> 00:34:08.639
think she really answers to Elon.
I think it's just he had to put
494
00:34:08.639 --> 00:34:13.760
somebody into kind of appease everybody,
advertisers really, because he needs the advertisers
495
00:34:13.760 --> 00:34:16.719
to come. Yeah. The institutional
advertisers left when he took over because they
496
00:34:16.719 --> 00:34:20.480
were worried about what do they call
it, brand integrity or whatever? They
497
00:34:20.519 --> 00:34:23.519
don't want their ads appear. She
said that, she said that she thinks
498
00:34:24.000 --> 00:34:31.199
advertisers should be able to dig take
content that's on the thing. Yeah.
499
00:34:31.440 --> 00:34:35.480
Did that was such a weird sort
of cuck video that he put out where
500
00:34:35.519 --> 00:34:37.440
he had that interview with her.
Yeah, that was. And she was
501
00:34:37.519 --> 00:34:40.159
kind of like, are you are
you gonna try to not to tweet so
502
00:34:40.239 --> 00:34:43.480
much after three am? And he's
like, oh, yeah, I guess
503
00:34:43.480 --> 00:34:45.360
so. Well, Yeah, it's
just so annoying. You're like, hey,
504
00:34:45.400 --> 00:34:50.119
bitch, I gotta I'm a billionaire, what are you? Yeah?
505
00:34:50.159 --> 00:34:53.480
I could buy and sell you unbelievable
times if you hadn't already hit the wall.
506
00:34:54.079 --> 00:34:58.119
Yeah, but I do so,
I do think there's no way that
507
00:34:58.159 --> 00:35:00.440
guy let somebody take over or that's
not answering. Well, again, it
508
00:35:00.480 --> 00:35:06.559
goes down to the fact that somebody
spent forty four billion dollars on a and
509
00:35:06.599 --> 00:35:10.760
it's brilliant because you're starting to see
the video aspect of Twitter coming along.
510
00:35:10.800 --> 00:35:15.440
They're moving it along slowly. I
don't know that Tucker think's gonna be huge.
511
00:35:15.480 --> 00:35:17.039
What the Tucker think's gonna be huge? Yeah, but how do they
512
00:35:17.079 --> 00:35:21.880
afford the bandwidth? That's the question. Well, that's what And you can
513
00:35:21.880 --> 00:35:25.199
tell it's a problem because whenever you
upload a video, they try strongly to
514
00:35:25.280 --> 00:35:29.320
encourage you not to upload it intoen
ADP. They want you to uploading seven
515
00:35:29.440 --> 00:35:31.719
twenty seven twice fine for most people. That's what it says it the Bob,
516
00:35:32.079 --> 00:35:35.519
And I'm like, okay, so
they are worried about bandwidth, but
517
00:35:35.599 --> 00:35:37.400
I think they'll figure it out.
YouTube did I think you just need to
518
00:35:37.440 --> 00:35:42.519
scale and once the advertisers come back, yeah, especially once they figure out
519
00:35:42.519 --> 00:35:45.480
a way to average monetize the videos, Yeah, they'll be all right.
520
00:35:45.840 --> 00:35:51.920
So I've been going back doing jiu
jitsu, do doing and now so now
521
00:35:51.920 --> 00:35:55.880
we're doing live roles and they have
me roll with honestly, Yeah, it's
522
00:35:55.920 --> 00:36:00.360
fun. And now here's the thing
about jiu jitsu is that it's like it's
523
00:36:00.480 --> 00:36:05.199
and Eddie says, it's only the
thing. It's the only sparring you could
524
00:36:05.199 --> 00:36:10.719
do full force. Yeah, and
it's crazy, dude, when you actually
525
00:36:10.719 --> 00:36:15.800
can implement something, it's really nuts, and it's really gets you excited.
526
00:36:16.599 --> 00:36:20.239
And like when somebody taps, it's
a great thing. Ever, I'm trying
527
00:36:20.239 --> 00:36:22.559
to get this bat move going.
Bat move. Yeah, it's where you
528
00:36:22.599 --> 00:36:27.480
get like them from the side and
you and you. There's a move called
529
00:36:28.679 --> 00:36:34.599
over under okay, where it's like
you reach under them. You you grab
530
00:36:34.679 --> 00:36:37.840
their arm and then your arm comes
the other way and grab you reach around.
531
00:36:37.320 --> 00:36:40.400
Yeah. It's also like this is
called a seat belt. Okay,
532
00:36:40.599 --> 00:36:44.800
it's called a seat belt. This
is how Yeah, this is a reach.
533
00:36:45.239 --> 00:36:49.000
Listen to me. You got to
you gotta suspend all homoe erotica from
534
00:36:49.079 --> 00:36:52.360
jiu jitsu. You're in a dude's
fucking grip. I mean, it's just
535
00:36:52.440 --> 00:36:54.360
it is what it is. That's
why if you ever have fear going to
536
00:36:54.480 --> 00:36:59.039
prison, take jiu jitsu, because
you're gonna be like I don't I need
537
00:36:59.119 --> 00:37:02.760
to get out of this position real
quick. That is, yeah, I'm
538
00:37:02.800 --> 00:37:06.960
gonna try to avoid prison at all
costs, So you should take jiu jitsu
539
00:37:07.840 --> 00:37:10.800
or just not go to prison.
So it's like, so I'm working really
540
00:37:10.920 --> 00:37:19.320
hard on doing uh, doing both, because jiu jitsu is great chest it's
541
00:37:19.360 --> 00:37:23.199
really good for fights, go to
the ground. Craft Baga is for it's
542
00:37:23.280 --> 00:37:29.559
basically grand theft auto martial arts.
It's like all of you're in a bad
543
00:37:29.599 --> 00:37:35.400
spot. It's zombie apocalypse. You
gotta get out of there now. Crofaga
544
00:37:35.840 --> 00:37:42.360
is the one that is the one
art that's like just get out right like
545
00:37:42.480 --> 00:37:45.840
it's it's it's it's why it's not
used. You never see anyone in the
546
00:37:45.960 --> 00:37:52.960
UFC say craft baga because crofaga is
not a combat sport martial arts. Kraft
547
00:37:53.000 --> 00:37:58.360
Baga is I will scratch your eyes
and rip your dick and watch me run
548
00:37:58.519 --> 00:38:02.519
mostly mostly mostly stuff that wouldn't be
legal. Most stuff they would call cheating.
549
00:38:04.280 --> 00:38:07.519
And that's why I love it.
Here's what I've learned. I learned.
550
00:38:07.559 --> 00:38:13.239
I take forever to learn everything,
Okay, Like like I've just decided.
551
00:38:13.280 --> 00:38:15.840
Once I shoot my special, I'm
done, I'm must start recording my
552
00:38:15.920 --> 00:38:21.079
sets. I never record myself.
Really, I don't even write down my
553
00:38:21.159 --> 00:38:25.679
jokes. That's so interesting. But
then I've been listen. I've been listen
554
00:38:25.679 --> 00:38:29.440
to my old special and there's little
words I get wrong here and there,
555
00:38:30.280 --> 00:38:31.639
like I I go, hey,
man, I got pulled over by Indian
556
00:38:31.679 --> 00:38:36.400
cop, but it sounds like I
say, cops, I got pulled over
557
00:38:36.480 --> 00:38:39.360
by the Indian cop, but I
slur it at the end, so it
558
00:38:39.400 --> 00:38:45.039
sounds like cops. Yeah. But
wait, I'm surprised that you don't.
559
00:38:45.039 --> 00:38:47.199
So you don't even review your stuff. No, I can't even watch her
560
00:38:47.880 --> 00:38:52.360
because it's uncomfortable. Yes, I
hate listening to myself, and then I'm
561
00:38:52.519 --> 00:38:59.119
so critical. I'm so critical myself, like a couple of these tin Fall
562
00:38:59.199 --> 00:39:01.119
hats have done. I'm like,
am I even doing well in this interview?
563
00:39:01.360 --> 00:39:07.119
I can't even tell you. It's
funny Sam, after interviews and after
564
00:39:07.800 --> 00:39:10.719
even ad reads, it's just so
hard on himself needlessly. I would say,
565
00:39:10.800 --> 00:39:14.360
it's like, dude, I wasn't
good there. Oh I fucked up
566
00:39:14.400 --> 00:39:15.920
that question. Oh, And really, I mean a lot of it's just
567
00:39:16.039 --> 00:39:20.920
you know you're doing you're you know, you're negative thing. But yeah,
568
00:39:21.000 --> 00:39:24.159
I mean, but sometimes I feel
like they'll say something now and be like,
569
00:39:24.159 --> 00:39:27.400
what did I don't even know what
he just said there? Well,
570
00:39:27.480 --> 00:39:30.360
yeah, but that's I mean,
sometimes we have people that just talk kind
571
00:39:30.360 --> 00:39:32.960
of in riddles. I mean that
that happens. So I just I just
572
00:39:34.119 --> 00:39:38.960
beat myself up, for sure,
for sure. So so uh, it's
573
00:39:38.960 --> 00:39:43.639
gonna take me forever to get pretty
far in jiu jitsu, but I don't
574
00:39:43.679 --> 00:39:46.639
care. But you know, so
I get in these Mexican grizzly bears and
575
00:39:46.679 --> 00:39:50.880
they're the nicest people. Everybody is. I'm just telling you. These are
576
00:39:51.199 --> 00:39:54.599
giant Mexicans and it's all Mexicans.
It's like me in a white chick and
577
00:39:54.840 --> 00:39:58.159
one other white guy. Why is
it so many Mexicans? Is that because
578
00:39:58.159 --> 00:40:01.000
of the area. Yeah, I
think it's that, and probably Eddie Bravo
579
00:40:01.079 --> 00:40:05.400
too, and there's I'm not I'm
not pointing it out as a native.
580
00:40:05.400 --> 00:40:08.159
It's all. They're all great.
They're cool. It's just a weird quirk.
581
00:40:08.679 --> 00:40:13.480
And was your other place that you
went before was it heavily Mexican?
582
00:40:14.079 --> 00:40:16.119
I look back, Yeah it was
okay, Yeah, I mean it's Los
583
00:40:16.159 --> 00:40:20.519
Angeles, but they're nice. But
let me tell you something. Jiu jitsu
584
00:40:20.599 --> 00:40:23.400
martial arts people nicest people did,
but jiu jitsu people are great. But
585
00:40:23.480 --> 00:40:27.320
man, I got in this.
He's like, okay, so like the
586
00:40:27.320 --> 00:40:31.840
the uh, the the the instructor
will pair us up, which I like
587
00:40:32.400 --> 00:40:36.280
because I used to go back to
my my you know, I'd be in
588
00:40:36.320 --> 00:40:39.280
martial arts classes and I'm like,
oh, nobody wants to work with me.
589
00:40:39.679 --> 00:40:45.840
I'd be sitting there by myself.
So he pairs everybody off with comparable
590
00:40:45.920 --> 00:40:51.159
size and you and now you realize
why there's weight classes. Okay, so
591
00:40:51.400 --> 00:40:54.320
this this this, I mean,
dude, this guy had to be six
592
00:40:54.480 --> 00:41:00.079
three. Yeah. Well yeah,
so what we're doing was, uh,
593
00:41:00.119 --> 00:41:06.360
we were trying to get out of
being them having our back. Okay,
594
00:41:06.480 --> 00:41:08.840
so we're trying to get out of
it, and there's different ways of doing
595
00:41:08.880 --> 00:41:13.400
it. You can push down the
foot that you know, they got hooks,
596
00:41:13.400 --> 00:41:15.079
your keys to get out of the
hooks, and then kind of swim
597
00:41:15.119 --> 00:41:20.760
out in a weird way. Right. So this Mexican guy clock client clank,
598
00:41:20.880 --> 00:41:29.159
clank, and just as I'm like, come on, I'm going nowhere,
599
00:41:29.280 --> 00:41:34.480
bro, this guy asked me I
lock down, bro, I'm just
600
00:41:34.599 --> 00:41:37.920
going This is why we got weight
classes, dude, like, yeah,
601
00:41:37.000 --> 00:41:39.400
let me down. I'm like,
oh man, what am I gonna do
602
00:41:39.639 --> 00:41:43.280
if I like something big? Dude. That's why I'm telling you. I'm
603
00:41:43.320 --> 00:41:47.079
just here to fight little people.
It's crazy, bro, but you know
604
00:41:47.199 --> 00:41:52.000
it's like you listen like you listen
to really great jiu jitsu as they're like,
605
00:41:52.199 --> 00:41:55.039
dude, jiu jitsus met for little
people to take on big people.
606
00:41:55.119 --> 00:41:59.199
You just got to figure out how
to do it. And it's crazy,
607
00:41:59.320 --> 00:42:00.920
but I love it. Bro.
Don't let anybody get their hands on you.
608
00:42:00.960 --> 00:42:04.480
As the lesson I've learned from that
what you just said, Yeah,
609
00:42:04.599 --> 00:42:08.679
don't don't, especially if they're giant
Mexican grizzly bears. They're just huge dudes.
610
00:42:08.800 --> 00:42:12.880
Everybody. All the other Mexicans are
getting smaller. These guys are like
611
00:42:13.440 --> 00:42:19.199
nephili aim for the head lesson today. Yeah, shoot first, ask questions
612
00:42:19.280 --> 00:42:22.039
later. So, Johnny, do
we have I have other stories. We'll
613
00:42:22.039 --> 00:42:24.719
get into that in a few but
so many things. Okay, you want
614
00:42:24.760 --> 00:42:29.239
to do uh calls, Yeah,
we'll do some calls. And by the
615
00:42:29.320 --> 00:42:36.119
way, guys, um, just
because we're taking calls on urban legends doesn't
616
00:42:36.159 --> 00:42:39.440
mean we don't like in a good
atrocities and as much so we get we've
617
00:42:39.440 --> 00:42:44.440
been getting a lot lately, as
much uh crap as we give Mark.
618
00:42:44.800 --> 00:42:47.360
Mark was nice enough to hit me
up and go I will keep a track
619
00:42:49.039 --> 00:42:52.519
of calls of the years. Thank
you, Mark. I appreciate you.
620
00:42:54.880 --> 00:42:58.920
So so I'm gonna tell you just
so you know what I have to deal
621
00:42:59.000 --> 00:43:02.079
with Mark. Right, So Mark
does a great job most of the time.
622
00:43:02.239 --> 00:43:08.400
Sometimes he's fully retarded. Okay,
yeah, sure, Okay, So
623
00:43:08.480 --> 00:43:15.039
I go to Mark Steves Sam so, so, hey, uh this guy
624
00:43:15.199 --> 00:43:19.000
bang bang. You know we're dealing
on who I'm getting on. I had
625
00:43:19.039 --> 00:43:23.599
this guy called the blue collar Spiritualists
on my podcast. He's gray, he's
626
00:43:23.599 --> 00:43:28.159
like this job, he's a he's
a totally tall guy who works in the
627
00:43:28.280 --> 00:43:32.239
tunnels of New York. And we
we got a real great conversation. Spiritual
628
00:43:32.480 --> 00:43:37.000
Yeah, yeah, there's a there's
a couple of them, but not spiritualist.
629
00:43:37.079 --> 00:43:42.519
But there's like the blue collar mystic
the same. No, these are
630
00:43:42.559 --> 00:43:46.159
different guys. No, they're like
connected, No, but but they have
631
00:43:46.320 --> 00:43:51.599
a common theme in that they're just
like hard working regular Joe's go to work,
632
00:43:51.719 --> 00:43:55.039
put on their hard helmets, put
in their time, no, no,
633
00:43:55.280 --> 00:44:01.159
no, they're different people. So
so um so Mark, Mark,
634
00:44:01.480 --> 00:44:04.800
I was booking this guy. I
thought it was a different guy. He
635
00:44:04.880 --> 00:44:07.239
booked the right guy. So then
he goes, oh, no, it's
636
00:44:07.280 --> 00:44:10.039
a different He goes, how was
the blue collar spiritualist? I go awesome.
637
00:44:10.440 --> 00:44:16.760
Next day, right next day,
I get this text from Mark,
638
00:44:17.440 --> 00:44:22.079
Sam, please call me. Sounds
like an emergency, right, sounds like
639
00:44:22.079 --> 00:44:24.800
an emergency, right, So I
get, I get. I'm I'm a
640
00:44:24.880 --> 00:44:30.239
busy man. I am about that
my eighth show. Okay, and each
641
00:44:30.280 --> 00:44:34.599
one of these shows has some premium
content involved with it. Okay, all
642
00:44:34.679 --> 00:44:38.519
right, I'm a busy man.
Yeah, Sam, please call me.
643
00:44:38.719 --> 00:44:43.480
Okay, is it guest canceling?
Is it guess? Is it guy?
644
00:44:44.119 --> 00:44:47.880
Something going on? Mark Sick is
one of these podcasts out there that's cloud
645
00:44:49.000 --> 00:44:52.519
chasing talking smack again, as Mark
been posed by Rogan. Yeah, no,
646
00:44:52.880 --> 00:44:55.840
no, no, no, Tommy
G is the Tommy G's the guy
647
00:44:55.840 --> 00:45:00.480
who loves to take people from which
is fine. I don't care. I'm
648
00:45:00.599 --> 00:45:02.880
joking. It's fun, just a
little offended honestly that I haven't gotten a
649
00:45:02.920 --> 00:45:05.880
call. I have to be honest. Now, I bet you well,
650
00:45:05.960 --> 00:45:08.320
Now you're like I didn't know,
bro, bring out. I can always
651
00:45:08.400 --> 00:45:13.039
use another board guy. I'm surprised
how he hasn't been poached. Yeah,
652
00:45:13.079 --> 00:45:15.400
I mean I think we almost did. Maybe, Yeah he wasn't he doing
653
00:45:15.440 --> 00:45:19.400
something for like March Madness with him? Yeah? Yeah, which I'm fine
654
00:45:19.440 --> 00:45:22.360
with as long as everybody's making money. I don't care. I really,
655
00:45:22.440 --> 00:45:24.639
I really don't care. The only
we're just joking. The only person I
656
00:45:24.719 --> 00:45:29.760
can't stay in is Dave Anthony because
he just like, yeah, he's a
657
00:45:29.880 --> 00:45:35.679
dick and he's like a phony.
And Chad zumark canceled. He got Chad.
658
00:45:35.880 --> 00:45:38.360
He was the beginning of Chad Zuma
getting canceled. And it was just
659
00:45:38.559 --> 00:45:43.559
like he's do you know that all
Magical wanted to make me part of the
660
00:45:43.679 --> 00:45:50.960
board of of ATC through originally and
get I know who nicks that? Oh
661
00:45:50.960 --> 00:45:54.079
of course really yeah Magical wants you
to be on the board. That's fascinating.
662
00:45:54.280 --> 00:45:59.079
Yeah. At the beginning, yeah
for sure. And then he got
663
00:45:59.159 --> 00:46:01.440
to know no, and then I
then Anthony, I know, nixed it.
664
00:46:02.320 --> 00:46:07.199
So so I I have Mark Marcus
like Marcus like Sam, please call
665
00:46:07.280 --> 00:46:13.000
me sounds urgent. Yeah, absolutely, I saw immediately got Mark, Well
666
00:46:13.039 --> 00:46:15.400
did somebody cancel and something going on. No, dude, I just wanted
667
00:46:15.400 --> 00:46:17.760
to make sure you call me quickly. I go, why, he goes,
668
00:46:17.960 --> 00:46:21.480
I know that's how I'm gonna hold
you if I act like there's agency
669
00:46:21.639 --> 00:46:24.400
joking. No, like that's what
I do. I mean this guy,
670
00:46:25.360 --> 00:46:29.960
that's so shit. Dude, that's
like that's like paging somebody in the back
671
00:46:30.000 --> 00:46:31.360
of the day, like nine one
one and your number, you know,
672
00:46:31.480 --> 00:46:35.199
and you're like, oh shit,
nine one one, yeah, and now
673
00:46:35.239 --> 00:46:37.400
you're like, no, something goes
nine one. You're like, oh my
674
00:46:37.480 --> 00:46:39.079
god, my wife's called me.
Well no, let's flip it because it
675
00:46:39.079 --> 00:46:42.920
would never be the wife. Let's
say you're a woman at work, your
676
00:46:43.039 --> 00:46:45.360
husband hits you with nine one one. You go, what kids? Okay,
677
00:46:45.440 --> 00:46:50.519
No, where's the ketchup? Shit? What did you have to talk
678
00:46:50.559 --> 00:46:52.840
to you about? I don't even
know. I can't even what it was
679
00:46:53.000 --> 00:46:58.599
that unimportant mark. Come on,
dude, that's shitty. I wouldn't even
680
00:46:58.599 --> 00:47:01.960
do that. Oh this is what
he called? He goes forgot to ask?
681
00:47:02.159 --> 00:47:06.840
Is asked, Napkin add still alive? Who I don't even know who
682
00:47:06.880 --> 00:47:08.159
that is? That's a guy from
The Stern Show. Why would you know
683
00:47:08.239 --> 00:47:13.639
about him. I don't know this
guy on the Stern Show who famously would
684
00:47:13.719 --> 00:47:16.760
stuff napkins in his ass too because
he like had leakage and I think or
685
00:47:16.800 --> 00:47:20.800
something like that. They called him
ask napkin ed. But that's so strange
686
00:47:20.800 --> 00:47:22.119
that he would ask you about Why
would he ask me about that? I
687
00:47:22.159 --> 00:47:25.840
don't know. I don't even know. He was a whack packer. All
688
00:47:25.880 --> 00:47:30.840
those whack packers are dying. It
seems like, uh dude, so uh
689
00:47:30.960 --> 00:47:32.840
yeah, so that was the story
of Mark. That's funny. It's just
690
00:47:34.000 --> 00:47:37.400
crazy. I will say you,
Uh, you're bad at texting people back.
691
00:47:37.679 --> 00:47:43.920
You're bad at texting felt You're bad
and you've done this thing now where
692
00:47:44.400 --> 00:47:47.199
Okay, so you got a second
phone for social media to control your social
693
00:47:47.280 --> 00:47:52.960
media. But what you've done is
just started carrying around your second phone not
694
00:47:53.000 --> 00:47:55.480
anymore. What two days ago,
I was trying to reach you on the
695
00:47:55.559 --> 00:47:59.159
other phone for an important business thing, and I was like, Sam,
696
00:47:59.239 --> 00:48:00.480
I need to talk to you,
and I could see you were tweeting while
697
00:48:00.519 --> 00:48:04.760
I was texting you, So then
I text I text you on the social
698
00:48:04.840 --> 00:48:07.280
media phone. You didn't reply there
either, by the way, but then
699
00:48:07.320 --> 00:48:08.519
you finally got back to your other
phone. Said, oh sorry, dude,
700
00:48:08.559 --> 00:48:14.400
I say, Bert chishered you pretty
much. Yeah, that's ridiculous business.
701
00:48:14.639 --> 00:48:17.840
That's ridiculous. It was very important
business. So Johnny, I try
702
00:48:17.880 --> 00:48:22.320
to leave my phone at home and
when I'm on my my social media phone,
703
00:48:22.360 --> 00:48:25.800
I usually have my other phone somewhere
else because I'm doing all my social
704
00:48:25.880 --> 00:48:31.000
media tweets and shit. That doesn't
make sense, I know. Okay,
705
00:48:31.360 --> 00:48:35.920
so you own it. Um okay, uh, I just want to We're
706
00:48:35.960 --> 00:48:37.360
gonna try to call this guy right
here, okay, real quick before you
707
00:48:37.440 --> 00:48:43.000
do that. Gas Digital, who
we love, Yeah, you can go
708
00:48:43.119 --> 00:48:49.840
peet. Gas Digital has just announced
that the six half hour comedy specials that
709
00:48:50.000 --> 00:48:52.360
they're shooting for YouTube are coming out. And I'm gonna be honest with you.
710
00:48:52.639 --> 00:48:57.960
I love all them. I love
all of them. And I'm a
711
00:48:58.199 --> 00:49:02.800
huge Loose Gomez fan. I love
what he's doing and I love this that
712
00:49:02.960 --> 00:49:07.519
he's doing. I would have loved
have been a part of it, but
713
00:49:07.920 --> 00:49:12.079
that's just not how it works out. So it's But I will tell you
714
00:49:12.639 --> 00:49:16.280
I have no problems with anybody they
picked. So the people that the six
715
00:49:16.360 --> 00:49:22.280
that they picked are Rich Voss,
Love Rich Voss, Kurt Metzker love Kurt
716
00:49:22.360 --> 00:49:29.280
Metzker, great writer, Lucie Gomez
infatuated with him, Dave Smith infatuated with
717
00:49:29.400 --> 00:49:32.320
him. Colin Terrell love him even
though he thinks I'm a crazy person.
718
00:49:34.000 --> 00:49:39.280
And this is this is the person
that I honestly believe that is going to
719
00:49:40.039 --> 00:49:45.599
blow up so big. And I
think she's the future. You know,
720
00:49:45.920 --> 00:49:52.119
the last person I called the future
was a Taylor Tomlinson even money. The
721
00:49:52.239 --> 00:49:58.760
people I've called even money in my
life jiroc Carmichael, Tiffany Hattish, Taylor,
722
00:49:58.840 --> 00:50:05.639
Tomlinson. What I even was telling
people, Chris d'liah was even money
723
00:50:05.679 --> 00:50:08.159
as well. All of them grew
up, blew up. I think Jordan
724
00:50:08.239 --> 00:50:15.360
Jensen is even money. I watched
her crush so hard that I saw a
725
00:50:15.440 --> 00:50:23.039
comic I will not say their name
fake leaving the room because they didn't want
726
00:50:23.039 --> 00:50:29.880
to follow her. That's how bad
ass Jordan Jensen is. So congratulations to
727
00:50:30.039 --> 00:50:39.360
everybody that that they decided to give
half an hour specials too. I love
728
00:50:39.480 --> 00:50:43.639
all them, They're all great guys, and you know, once again,
729
00:50:44.320 --> 00:50:52.559
gas Digital is proving why they're so
important to comedy. Good for them,
730
00:50:52.039 --> 00:51:01.039
I do. I just think gas
Digital was is what is gas Digital is
731
00:51:01.119 --> 00:51:08.159
what what I believe death squads should
have been. And unless you have somebody
732
00:51:08.239 --> 00:51:15.760
who is so focused, like a
Louis J. Gomez and not that Louis
733
00:51:15.840 --> 00:51:21.760
J. Gomez is the only person
that is responsible for gas Digital blowing up.
734
00:51:22.559 --> 00:51:27.039
But you need somebody with a singular. He's just he just gets it,
735
00:51:27.159 --> 00:51:30.400
bro, No, totally, Louis
J. Gomez fucking gets it.
736
00:51:30.880 --> 00:51:37.039
Yeah, and this is why all
these specials are gonna be so great.
737
00:51:37.440 --> 00:51:40.840
And I know luc Ja Gomez and
Kurt Metzger had like some weird ship,
738
00:51:42.000 --> 00:51:45.239
but like, Gomez gets it,
bro, and like he nailed all these
739
00:51:45.280 --> 00:51:49.320
guys, so super happy for about
No, well yeah, he nailed him
740
00:51:49.360 --> 00:51:52.440
hard. He looks like he takes
jiu jitsu. He knows how to take
741
00:51:52.519 --> 00:51:54.119
the top, Bro, he knows
how to take top. So let's get
742
00:51:54.159 --> 00:51:58.079
into off. We know how you
get a special guess Digital? Yeah,
743
00:51:58.280 --> 00:52:02.840
for sure, you've got mail.
Hey, what's up is that? Timothy?
744
00:52:05.159 --> 00:52:10.159
Yes? Hey, Hey, hey
dude, Hey what's man? Welcome
745
00:52:10.199 --> 00:52:15.039
to the Welcome to the show,
bro, Hey man, thanks for inviting
746
00:52:15.039 --> 00:52:20.599
me. Man. Do you like
the show? Yeah, it's a cool
747
00:52:20.679 --> 00:52:23.960
show man, Thank you? You
sound not excited about talking to us at
748
00:52:24.000 --> 00:52:27.679
all. I'm like, hey,
man, we're gonna this guy's dreams come
749
00:52:27.719 --> 00:52:30.840
true. He's gonna talk to one
of the Oh it's all good, dude,
750
00:52:30.880 --> 00:52:35.719
We're only kidding and I have a
I'm very insecure, so um,
751
00:52:36.320 --> 00:52:38.239
it's all good. Thank you,
buddy, I appreciate it. So,
752
00:52:38.360 --> 00:52:40.880
Johnny, what are we gonna do? Are we gonna introduce this papa?
753
00:52:42.440 --> 00:52:45.639
Can you properly introduce the gentlemen and
then we'll get into it. Hey,
754
00:52:45.760 --> 00:52:49.039
Timothy, so you left the voicemail. That was great, So let's do
755
00:52:49.159 --> 00:52:53.119
this. Let's do papa introduction.
Could you just tell me the story,
756
00:52:53.320 --> 00:52:57.880
tell us the story that you told
in your voicemail, and then we're gonna
757
00:52:57.920 --> 00:53:02.239
go through what you sent me the
video and photos. So, Johnny,
758
00:53:02.280 --> 00:53:06.599
why don't you introduce the guest he
did? This is Timothy. He called
759
00:53:06.599 --> 00:53:08.599
with a voicemail. Like I said
twice already. Uh, Timothy, just
760
00:53:08.679 --> 00:53:12.320
tell just tell me what you said
in the voicemail. Tell us the story.
761
00:53:13.880 --> 00:53:15.960
Basically, my wife and I we
hike a lot and we'd like to
762
00:53:16.000 --> 00:53:22.000
do that. We got to this
trail in uh Tamassi, South Carolina,
763
00:53:22.119 --> 00:53:27.239
Least Falls trailhead, normal hike,
super normal, going through the woods,
764
00:53:27.320 --> 00:53:30.440
beautiful streams and shit. And then
we get to this field and we get
765
00:53:30.480 --> 00:53:34.519
this weird feeling. We go through
it, and we go through the woods,
766
00:53:34.559 --> 00:53:37.679
we get super disoriented and that's not
like us, I mean real quick,
767
00:53:38.480 --> 00:53:42.719
and stuff starts getting spinny and we're
like, I grab her hand,
768
00:53:42.760 --> 00:53:45.800
I take her down the water,
put our feet in the water, and
769
00:53:45.960 --> 00:53:51.320
come too. And then everything's fine, and we finished the trail. We
770
00:53:51.480 --> 00:53:54.519
come back. The parking lot's empty
except for our car in this weird truck.
771
00:53:54.639 --> 00:53:58.159
Like, had there been Timothy,
This is a question I had in
772
00:53:58.159 --> 00:54:01.079
your voicemail. Had there been people
in the parking lot when you left?
773
00:54:02.559 --> 00:54:06.800
Yes, when you hit the trailhead, Yes, the people there's a lot
774
00:54:06.840 --> 00:54:08.320
of people. Okay. And then
you get back and it's just you in
775
00:54:08.400 --> 00:54:13.519
this truck. You just me in
the truck. And this is a place
776
00:54:13.679 --> 00:54:17.239
probably a bit about thirty vehicles.
Wow, okay, so everybody's gone except
777
00:54:17.280 --> 00:54:24.840
for the two of you and in
the truck. Yeah, that truck was
778
00:54:24.920 --> 00:54:30.239
not there when we got there.
Okay, that's creepy. This is not
779
00:54:30.360 --> 00:54:34.880
even he's not even there yet.
Go ahead to him. So like we
780
00:54:35.039 --> 00:54:38.159
start walking up and I get like
this cautious feeling and I look over and
781
00:54:38.239 --> 00:54:44.519
I see something and it's a person
like their hands and their arms rested on
782
00:54:45.519 --> 00:54:50.480
the wheel of the car with their
head down on their arm in their hands,
783
00:54:50.760 --> 00:54:52.400
their arms in their hands. And
we get in the car and I'm
784
00:54:52.440 --> 00:54:54.639
like, we both say at the
same time, did you see that?
785
00:54:55.679 --> 00:55:00.360
There was like dull, like life
size like dog next to it in like
786
00:55:00.440 --> 00:55:05.039
a cheerleading uniform. We were like, yeah, we described it. This
787
00:55:05.239 --> 00:55:10.480
thing is in the radio is playing
this like old gospel like sermon. This
788
00:55:10.679 --> 00:55:16.800
dude just yelling like that like that, and then it goes into the hymns
789
00:55:17.480 --> 00:55:21.519
and I'm like whoa, And I
give my camera out the film to kind
790
00:55:21.559 --> 00:55:23.960
of look because it's weird. Man, it's weird. Yeah, And I'm
791
00:55:24.000 --> 00:55:28.000
like and she's like, oh shit, it's moving. It's moving. It's
792
00:55:28.039 --> 00:55:31.440
moving. And I look over and
as I'm recording and picturing it, it's
793
00:55:32.239 --> 00:55:37.280
leans back drops its arm and then
it's one armed like curls through the steering
794
00:55:37.320 --> 00:55:39.920
wheel like a snake and then grabs
it in which you see the picture there.
795
00:55:40.400 --> 00:55:44.519
Okay, we're gonna show the Okay, now I got two videos here.
796
00:55:44.760 --> 00:55:46.880
Uh, here's the first one.
Let's just see what this is.
797
00:55:47.360 --> 00:55:57.199
Uh, there's that tapping. So
there, see this is the truck here,
798
00:55:57.239 --> 00:56:05.400
and he's trying to record it without
being noticed while eating hard boiled eggs
799
00:56:05.519 --> 00:56:12.239
stuff. So funny. We try
to keep it clean, man. Yeah,
800
00:56:12.320 --> 00:56:14.880
I'm with you, dude. That's
great. Okay, So that's you
801
00:56:14.920 --> 00:56:16.679
can't really catch much of it.
There. Here's another video. The photos
802
00:56:16.719 --> 00:56:19.960
are where it's at. But let
me just I want to just so you
803
00:56:20.000 --> 00:56:31.719
can kind of get the vibe of
what's going on. Is that no clue?
804
00:56:32.119 --> 00:56:35.960
You can hear the preaching though,
it's really loud. So okay,
805
00:56:36.039 --> 00:56:38.320
look at these pictures, Sam,
this is bizarre. Okay, well you
806
00:56:38.400 --> 00:56:42.559
sent me a picture now that it's
just kind of like a glitched out thing.
807
00:56:42.639 --> 00:56:45.280
What is that? So we get
back to the hotel and we're like
808
00:56:45.599 --> 00:56:49.440
like kind of still talking about it. She goes to her pictures. She
809
00:56:49.599 --> 00:56:52.960
put her phone in her jacket pocket. Yeah, the top packet pocket.
810
00:56:54.079 --> 00:56:58.719
It was in the pocket. She
starts going through her phone and she sees
811
00:56:58.760 --> 00:57:01.000
these pictures that were taking when we
were walking. We're starting to get dazzy.
812
00:57:01.960 --> 00:57:05.719
Oh weird, those are the that's
one of the pictures. You can
813
00:57:05.760 --> 00:57:09.360
see her leg in the corner.
It's all glitched out. Okay, strange,
814
00:57:09.480 --> 00:57:14.400
that's strange. What is that?
Well? Here, now here,
815
00:57:14.519 --> 00:57:16.199
look at this shit, Sam,
this is the okay, well, this
816
00:57:16.320 --> 00:57:19.760
is the trail. Now here's the
picture of the trail. I see it.
817
00:57:19.880 --> 00:57:22.239
Yeah kind of. I mean,
it's just guys nature. It looks
818
00:57:22.280 --> 00:57:25.000
like the beginning of the Blair Witch
project, you know, and they first
819
00:57:25.039 --> 00:57:29.599
head off into the forest. Yeah, yeah, so you're there. It
820
00:57:29.679 --> 00:57:32.079
felt so weird in that when we
stepped in that you do that all the
821
00:57:32.239 --> 00:57:36.719
time, okay, and so were
all the time. You can see here,
822
00:57:37.599 --> 00:57:42.039
oh what is that? And now
okay, now here it is blown
823
00:57:42.119 --> 00:57:44.519
up a little bit. Check this
out, dude. Now look at the
824
00:57:44.639 --> 00:57:46.360
hand, the way it's twisted around, like he said, like a snake
825
00:57:46.760 --> 00:57:52.039
around the steering wheel. Oh my
god, look at that. Yeah,
826
00:57:52.119 --> 00:57:54.360
that's the thumb or in the weird
hand, and it's like, oh,
827
00:57:54.480 --> 00:57:59.480
it goes going through the steering Why
you guys can't see if you're listing,
828
00:58:00.159 --> 00:58:05.199
is that it kind of looks like
a graph plateau where it goes up and
829
00:58:05.360 --> 00:58:10.679
then dude, literally it just nobody's
arm plateaus. So like if you did
830
00:58:10.760 --> 00:58:15.760
your elbow right, magice, if
your elbow was in the middle of your
831
00:58:15.880 --> 00:58:20.559
forearm right, yeah, but your
your hand is up, you're you have
832
00:58:20.679 --> 00:58:24.840
an elbow, then you have a
forearm elbow that went straight, so it
833
00:58:24.920 --> 00:58:31.840
goes up, takes a hard turn
to another plateau, and then your hand
834
00:58:31.920 --> 00:58:36.679
goes up and grabs a stern wheel. It's like the stock market right now.
835
00:58:37.000 --> 00:58:39.639
Yes, yes, it looks like
a chart. Oh, it's so
836
00:58:39.840 --> 00:58:44.000
weird, man, It's like some
shit from The Exorcist, that is really
837
00:58:44.039 --> 00:58:46.039
And if you look in the background, Johnny, you see the cheerleading thing,
838
00:58:46.199 --> 00:58:51.559
the cheerleader outfit. Did this face
the face of this person, did
839
00:58:51.599 --> 00:58:55.000
it ever move look at you anything
like that? No, not at all,
840
00:58:55.079 --> 00:59:00.199
man, I got out of there. What is it? Is that
841
00:59:00.280 --> 00:59:06.960
something hanging from the what is that
that's weird like or something like hanging from
842
00:59:07.000 --> 00:59:10.920
the Oh, that's strange. But
look at the weird fingernails, dude,
843
00:59:10.960 --> 00:59:15.599
Look at the weird fingernails. Is
it possible that this isn't even a person?
844
00:59:16.239 --> 00:59:19.920
You know? What it reminds me
of is those shape shifters we hear
845
00:59:19.960 --> 00:59:23.480
about in Uh what part of the
world is this? Tim This is like
846
00:59:23.800 --> 00:59:29.880
northern South like northwest South Carolina,
Georgia to Massey, South Carolina. What
847
00:59:30.039 --> 00:59:37.280
light up near Greenville like the cliffs
Okay, oh okay, yea Clenson kind
848
00:59:37.320 --> 00:59:39.280
of in that area, all right, So yeah that's the that's the country
849
00:59:39.360 --> 00:59:44.639
proper, okay. And your wife
said he was moving right, it's a
850
00:59:44.760 --> 00:59:49.519
nice area. Yeah. You can
see it start leaning back in that video.
851
00:59:49.639 --> 00:59:58.320
Who there's another picture? Yeah,
whoa like that? Oh it's so
852
00:59:58.599 --> 01:00:02.800
strange, dude. Let's just it
was leaning on his hands, off of
853
01:00:02.920 --> 01:00:07.760
its hands and its arms and we
walked past it like on the steering wheel.
854
01:00:07.760 --> 01:00:10.800
Oh, this one's really sharp.
Here, this this image that's really
855
01:00:12.000 --> 01:00:15.480
and you can see that thing hanging
there like a weird horse thing, like
856
01:00:15.639 --> 01:00:22.159
a demon horse hanging No clue could
you could? You could also be like,
857
01:00:22.840 --> 01:00:27.000
this is just a mannequin. But
then she saw a move. Yeah
858
01:00:27.079 --> 01:00:29.760
it's moving. We we gotta go
back to the video and just kind of
859
01:00:29.800 --> 01:00:32.840
slow it down a little bit because
this other pictures pretty much Uh, let's
860
01:00:32.880 --> 01:00:38.639
see, all right, let's just
blow this up. This is crazy,
861
01:00:38.719 --> 01:00:43.760
tim Now when you saw it,
were you did you get any weird feelings
862
01:00:43.800 --> 01:00:46.639
when you were looking at this thing? Yeah. Yeah, it was my
863
01:00:46.760 --> 01:00:51.800
had fit on the back of my
neck. Yeah, but I don't feel
864
01:00:51.840 --> 01:00:55.480
like that often. It's not a
good feeling. That super hard. Now
865
01:00:55.639 --> 01:01:01.760
did you ever leave or did they
first? Hugh leave first? No,
866
01:01:01.920 --> 01:01:06.320
we laughed. I was driving away. Yeah I laughed. Man, it
867
01:01:06.519 --> 01:01:10.679
was super weird. Yeah, okay, here we go. Yeah I laughed.
868
01:01:10.800 --> 01:01:15.559
We laughed. I wasn't gonna mess
around. Darren moved, did it
869
01:01:15.199 --> 01:01:22.800
Yep? It's moving man. Oh
yeah yeah, that was never experienced.
870
01:01:23.440 --> 01:01:35.920
Yeah, it moves. It's so
weird. That is really creep This was,
871
01:01:36.079 --> 01:01:40.239
like I wanted to say, between
January and April is okay? So
872
01:01:40.400 --> 01:01:45.679
not like October thirty first or anything. I thought maybe some weird Halloween.
873
01:01:46.199 --> 01:01:51.519
No, no, not October.
Oh dude, okay, man, that's
874
01:01:51.599 --> 01:01:54.760
some creepy ship. That's creepy.
You're in for the running of call the
875
01:01:55.760 --> 01:02:01.960
sent me this video. That's some
creepy ship. Now, let me ask
876
01:02:02.000 --> 01:02:07.000
you something like our caller of the
Year last year, Uh did you well,
877
01:02:07.039 --> 01:02:09.800
she wasn't called the year. Did
you guys go home and have sex?
878
01:02:10.000 --> 01:02:15.440
Because apparently when you see kryptids and
weird stuff, we did. We
879
01:02:15.519 --> 01:02:20.199
went to the hotel and said okay, perfect. So apparently, if you're
880
01:02:20.320 --> 01:02:24.679
not and you're in the loveless relationship, find a cryptad or some weird forest
881
01:02:24.800 --> 01:02:29.280
serial killer and you'll get laid right
after it. That's all we've learned from
882
01:02:29.320 --> 01:02:34.480
brokenshim so far. Yeah, find
death, get near death, get laid.
883
01:02:34.599 --> 01:02:36.679
That's what we're learning. Dude.
That's oh yeah. Look dude,
884
01:02:36.719 --> 01:02:38.199
here you can see his hands not
in the steering wheel. Do you see
885
01:02:38.280 --> 01:02:42.199
right there saying yeah, the hand
is up like next to his chest.
886
01:02:42.320 --> 01:02:45.719
Do you see like the hand.
I think that's the hand right there.
887
01:02:45.000 --> 01:02:50.760
It's not in the sei, not
in the steering wheel. We saw it
888
01:02:51.000 --> 01:02:55.280
wither like a snake, dude,
like it literally the hand looked like a
889
01:02:55.400 --> 01:03:00.599
snake raising up through the wheel and
I was like, whoa, what the
890
01:03:00.840 --> 01:03:06.159
fuck? Now? Do you think
that's why all the other cars left there,
891
01:03:06.199 --> 01:03:07.519
Like, let's get the fuck out
of here. I mean, hey,
892
01:03:07.599 --> 01:03:10.199
man, well what about that last
car? Fuck on them, let's
893
01:03:10.239 --> 01:03:15.880
go. I don't know, I
don't know. Yeah, you're right,
894
01:03:16.000 --> 01:03:20.480
Johnny, there's well there is no
hand there, and what's going on with
895
01:03:20.719 --> 01:03:22.280
did you? It's hard to tell
from the videos, but it looks like
896
01:03:22.360 --> 01:03:25.800
the head. It's kind of wrapped
in something. It looks like a sweatshirt,
897
01:03:28.599 --> 01:03:30.199
got like a beanie on. I
think, did you I mean,
898
01:03:30.239 --> 01:03:32.840
could you make out a face?
We're having trouble making out a face in
899
01:03:32.920 --> 01:03:37.840
these could you make Okay? Yeah? I didn't. When I walked by,
900
01:03:38.000 --> 01:03:40.800
the hair stood up and I used
my periffial to look. I hadn't.
901
01:03:40.960 --> 01:03:44.880
I had something on me. I
could have pulled it, but my
902
01:03:45.000 --> 01:03:49.280
instinct was to put hands on that, um what I had on me.
903
01:03:50.079 --> 01:03:52.719
I don't know if I should say
no. Yeah, I mean, you're
904
01:03:52.800 --> 01:03:54.440
good, dude. To South Carolina. You're good, dude, You're good.
905
01:03:54.559 --> 01:03:58.960
We're good. Yeah. I put
my hand on my gun. I
906
01:03:59.000 --> 01:04:00.519
mean you're Yeah, you're on a
t Yeah, you know there's nothing wrong
907
01:04:00.559 --> 01:04:05.840
with that. Yeah. Crazy.
We are people in California not gonna go
908
01:04:05.920 --> 01:04:09.599
out there to South Carolina and try
to get you. Don't worry about it.
909
01:04:10.480 --> 01:04:14.320
I hope they don't. We don't
like Yeah, we don't like him
910
01:04:14.360 --> 01:04:17.079
here yet. We don't like who
the government here. I'm just talking about
911
01:04:17.119 --> 01:04:20.679
he was kind of harried about talking
about our fucking shitty government. Yeah,
912
01:04:20.719 --> 01:04:25.760
we live in a shitty government,
shitty play, shitty area. They're just
913
01:04:26.079 --> 01:04:29.440
lowering those prices down. Well,
Tim, dude, that was great,
914
01:04:29.480 --> 01:04:33.199
man. Any anything else that you
didn't cover from that weird experience? No,
915
01:04:33.480 --> 01:04:38.239
man, it was that was it. That was crazy, buddy.
916
01:04:38.440 --> 01:04:44.000
Thanks, thanks for calling it.
You have a hot wife. Congratulations,
917
01:04:44.119 --> 01:04:47.599
buddy. You're killing it. You're
killing it. Please, don't share my
918
01:04:47.719 --> 01:04:50.639
number with anybody, by the way, Sary, SHARE's number with everybody.
919
01:04:50.719 --> 01:04:55.920
You're not. Please, everybody put
on the local Craigslist go if you're having
920
01:04:56.000 --> 01:04:59.719
problems or you're looking for a hot
action, hit up this number. I'm
921
01:04:59.719 --> 01:05:08.920
not going if you're looking for bye
the guys by how weird is that?
922
01:05:09.400 --> 01:05:13.280
That's totally weird. I love it
when they have pictures to support it,
923
01:05:13.280 --> 01:05:15.880
because some many of these things are
just stories, you know, when somebody's
924
01:05:15.920 --> 01:05:17.440
got photos. As soon as I
heard that voicemail, He's like, I
925
01:05:17.519 --> 01:05:19.199
got pictures. I can send them
to you, And I was like,
926
01:05:19.360 --> 01:05:25.280
okay, calling this guy right now, let's get this sorted out. Um,
927
01:05:25.360 --> 01:05:27.599
all right, this is guy's gotta
think. Tell me what you think
928
01:05:27.599 --> 01:05:31.039
about. I don't have an urban
legend, but I do have what I
929
01:05:31.119 --> 01:05:35.920
think is a sip. I want
to talk about Karen's. I think our
930
01:05:36.159 --> 01:05:41.519
society is trying to weed out any
public dissension, and Karen's are on the
931
01:05:41.639 --> 01:05:45.239
forefront of fighting back, like in
the day to day life. If that
932
01:05:45.519 --> 01:05:51.679
behavior unquote can be discouraged and rude
out of society, don't think global elites
933
01:05:51.760 --> 01:05:58.360
win. So what I'm just wondering
are Karen's kind of like the female version
934
01:05:58.440 --> 01:06:02.639
of the good Off my Lawn guy. So now we have a male and
935
01:06:02.760 --> 01:06:10.079
a female archetype that we mock.
They're not bad people. I know it's
936
01:06:10.119 --> 01:06:15.159
annoying. They're both very annoying,
but aren't they They're kind of trying to
937
01:06:15.280 --> 01:06:17.599
make things better in the long run. Yeah, I don't know. That's
938
01:06:17.639 --> 01:06:20.679
just my thought on that. What
do you think about that? I think
939
01:06:21.440 --> 01:06:27.639
there could be something to that.
I do believe, like the the whole
940
01:06:27.679 --> 01:06:30.679
thing with arresting that guy in the
subway after you were that you choke that
941
01:06:30.800 --> 01:06:35.280
guy. That's trying to convince people
not to defend themselves, So there is
942
01:06:35.400 --> 01:06:43.119
something too. I will also say
this that the reason Karen's are so shocking
943
01:06:44.320 --> 01:06:48.679
is because for the longest time,
and like Johnny, You're you're kinda at
944
01:06:48.760 --> 01:06:51.800
the end of this, but I
was right in the middle where there was.
945
01:06:51.960 --> 01:06:57.400
Really the internet didn't exist, oh
at least not even in the in
946
01:06:57.480 --> 01:07:00.199
the way exists now, right,
So, like the only time you got
947
01:07:00.280 --> 01:07:03.719
information was from the news. So
if you want to see a clip,
948
01:07:03.800 --> 01:07:09.199
it was from television and television at
some point. Oh, I remember did
949
01:07:09.360 --> 01:07:14.000
studies that said that women are part
of seventy percent of every purchase. They
950
01:07:14.079 --> 01:07:17.639
make same percent of every purchase or
seventy percent of all purchases are done by
951
01:07:17.719 --> 01:07:21.320
women. So they didn't want to
piss women off, So they kind of
952
01:07:21.400 --> 01:07:26.679
protected women by not doing stories about
them being crazies and all that stuff,
953
01:07:26.719 --> 01:07:31.400
and folks more on guys being So
I think women for the most part were
954
01:07:31.840 --> 01:07:38.239
protected from stories of being how crazy? And then I think the terror stories
955
01:07:39.079 --> 01:07:43.360
are result of the internet being more
powerful than the news. That's my opinion.
956
01:07:44.159 --> 01:07:45.920
Okay, that's just what I believe. What do I know? But
957
01:07:47.079 --> 01:07:51.360
for the longest time, you could
not do a story on white on women
958
01:07:51.440 --> 01:07:56.320
and white women in particular, because
they were such a big part of all
959
01:07:56.440 --> 01:07:59.840
purchases, so you didn't want to
piss them off. So if the news
960
01:08:00.159 --> 01:08:03.400
ran a story going white women are
psychos, right, most women would turn
961
01:08:03.480 --> 01:08:09.159
off the news and then all those
advertisers never got the advertise, so why
962
01:08:09.199 --> 01:08:13.440
would they advertise with your we're your
news agencies? So they had to they
963
01:08:13.559 --> 01:08:17.920
had to kind of massage the message. And Kurt Talent, is that the
964
01:08:17.960 --> 01:08:23.279
word I'm looking for for for women? So how do you do that?
965
01:08:23.479 --> 01:08:28.880
Guys are crazy? Yeah, dads
are nuts, husbands are idiots. That's
966
01:08:29.000 --> 01:08:30.960
kind of how you do that.
I buy it, I buy it.
967
01:08:31.199 --> 01:08:34.600
Uh, okay, it's funny.
I remember you were talking about pre Internet.
968
01:08:34.640 --> 01:08:41.159
I remember taking my vh VHS tapes
and recording nudity off of HBO when
969
01:08:41.199 --> 01:08:44.039
I was like twelve, you know, thirteen, early jerking off days,
970
01:08:44.399 --> 01:08:46.880
and that was how that was because
it was so hard to get any kind
971
01:08:46.880 --> 01:08:49.880
of nudity off the internet. Take
forever to load a picture that. I
972
01:08:50.079 --> 01:08:54.960
had a tape that I just rea
think. I remember Tandy Newton, the
973
01:08:55.359 --> 01:09:00.039
hot black chick from Westworld, you
know, yeah, come Out. She
974
01:09:00.159 --> 01:09:02.239
was in this movie in the nineties
with John bon Jovi where she had her
975
01:09:02.279 --> 01:09:05.520
tits out. I had that.
I had the Players Club with Bernie Mack
976
01:09:05.680 --> 01:09:09.760
and uh, Jamie Fox. There
was a lot of nudity in that.
977
01:09:11.239 --> 01:09:14.199
Yeah, those are my go to
well, Johnny I also think about this,
978
01:09:14.960 --> 01:09:19.880
think about how how how valuable a
tit was back in the day,
979
01:09:20.279 --> 01:09:27.920
how valuable cleavage was, how valuable
butt crack was knowledge, Just like they've
980
01:09:28.000 --> 01:09:30.399
just ruined themselves. Oh it's it's
it's everywhere now. Yeah, dude,
981
01:09:30.399 --> 01:09:34.279
Well, my mom has been digitizing
old VHS tapes, So I'm worried that
982
01:09:34.359 --> 01:09:39.520
somewhere around the house is my old
nudity from HBO VHS tape. Yeah,
983
01:09:39.560 --> 01:09:44.079
she's going to send it off.
Good for your mom, you've been posting.
984
01:09:44.239 --> 01:09:46.319
I'm really worried. I hope that's
a genuine concern. By the way,
985
01:09:46.359 --> 01:09:49.079
I get it, I respect it. I got like the Saint Valentine's
986
01:09:49.119 --> 01:09:57.279
Day mask her from that's how you
say, I'm not listening, By the
987
01:09:57.319 --> 01:09:59.680
way, when he starts going,
I respect that, all right. I'm
988
01:09:59.760 --> 01:10:01.880
like, say Johnny in Texas,
man, I'm such a huge fanny off,
989
01:10:02.159 --> 01:10:04.680
and I had to call in with
one of these urban legends because I
990
01:10:04.680 --> 01:10:09.920
got a great one for you.
Now, it's one that you've probably heard
991
01:10:10.000 --> 01:10:13.560
before to an extent, but this
one has a personal twist to it that's
992
01:10:13.600 --> 01:10:17.239
pretty eerie. So in grape Vine, Texas, which is in between Dallas,
993
01:10:17.279 --> 01:10:20.279
and Fort Worth, just a little
north and west of the of the
994
01:10:20.319 --> 01:10:25.479
big DFW airport. There there's a
little town there, grape Vine, and
995
01:10:26.239 --> 01:10:28.920
they used to have their own gravity
hill. And of course, you know
996
01:10:28.960 --> 01:10:32.000
what the gravity hill story. The
family gets out to push the stalled car,
997
01:10:32.199 --> 01:10:36.840
and the car somehow ends up rolling
over the children and the mother or
998
01:10:36.920 --> 01:10:41.720
whoever. And then from that point
on, whenever you parked your car at
999
01:10:41.800 --> 01:10:45.680
the at the beginning of the hill
and you put it in neutral, you
1000
01:10:45.760 --> 01:10:48.800
know your your car will get pushed
up the hill. So this story had
1001
01:10:48.880 --> 01:10:54.199
that same type of the same type
of you know promise, I guess you'd
1002
01:10:54.199 --> 01:10:58.199
say, and uh in high school. I think this is nineteen ninety eight,
1003
01:10:58.239 --> 01:11:00.720
and thest some friends decided to go
out there and give it a try.
1004
01:11:00.880 --> 01:11:04.840
And in my dark blue jeep Cherokees
have been about in nineteen ninety eight,
1005
01:11:05.800 --> 01:11:10.159
and we pull up to the edge
of the hill and we just sit
1006
01:11:10.279 --> 01:11:13.359
there and we roll down the windows
because we want to make it super spooky
1007
01:11:13.479 --> 01:11:17.880
because it was out in the country
back then. Nothing happens. We sit
1008
01:11:17.960 --> 01:11:19.800
there and we sit there and we
try again. We go up the hill,
1009
01:11:19.800 --> 01:11:21.319
we come back down, we go
up, we come back down,
1010
01:11:21.399 --> 01:11:25.239
nothing happens. I was a big
metal head back in high school, and
1011
01:11:25.359 --> 01:11:27.199
just on the whim, I thought, hey, man, what would be
1012
01:11:27.600 --> 01:11:30.359
what would happen if we played some
like dark satanic music or something? Right?
1013
01:11:31.520 --> 01:11:38.520
So I put in a tape nineteen
ninety eight of King Diamond, King
1014
01:11:38.680 --> 01:11:43.840
Diamond and maybe you have play.
Start playing King Diamond music. The jeep
1015
01:11:43.880 --> 01:11:45.960
starts rolling up the hill. Now
we're all freaking out. Guys and girls
1016
01:11:46.000 --> 01:11:48.520
are all in this. We're all
freaking out and screaming and losing our minds.
1017
01:11:48.560 --> 01:11:51.079
We get to the top of the
hill and the jeep stops, so
1018
01:11:51.239 --> 01:11:55.159
we go back and we do it
again and again and again. It just
1019
01:11:55.319 --> 01:11:58.720
keeps doing it. But when I
turned off the King Diamond music, we
1020
01:11:58.840 --> 01:12:00.560
stopped going up the hill. It
was pretty wild. It's pretty well.
1021
01:12:01.039 --> 01:12:03.880
So we're all freaking out, we're
loving life, we're having a ball.
1022
01:12:05.760 --> 01:12:09.680
We drive down the road a little
bit to a seven to eleven. We
1023
01:12:09.800 --> 01:12:12.840
stopped, We get out, we're
giddy. We're talking a thousand miles per
1024
01:12:12.920 --> 01:12:15.239
hour about what was happening. And
one of the girls goes to let another
1025
01:12:15.279 --> 01:12:17.560
one of the guys that was sitting
in the back and the hatch out.
1026
01:12:18.159 --> 01:12:21.479
She goes to open up the hatch
and she screams. We all go run
1027
01:12:21.560 --> 01:12:28.760
around there and there's little, tiny
handprints all over the back. We'd had
1028
01:12:28.800 --> 01:12:31.680
an ice storm the week before in
DFW area. They put down this like
1029
01:12:31.760 --> 01:12:36.600
white Sam, so it really contrasts
on the blue g So that's interest.
1030
01:12:36.640 --> 01:12:41.760
Because the gravity hill thing is explainable
as an optical illusion. I've seen it
1031
01:12:41.880 --> 01:12:44.680
explain and we have one in my
hometown and I kind of tested it,
1032
01:12:44.760 --> 01:12:47.159
and it is explainable as an optical
illusion. But what I think could be
1033
01:12:47.279 --> 01:12:54.520
happening is is that they've actually manifested
this thing into something that has physical effects
1034
01:12:54.560 --> 01:12:58.399
in the world. Well. Also, is it possible that some places are
1035
01:12:58.439 --> 01:13:02.920
optical illusions and some places have aw
sad little kids pushing things? I will
1036
01:13:02.960 --> 01:13:05.279
cry, Maybe I cry. I
want to go see my kids. I
1037
01:13:05.359 --> 01:13:10.720
gotta go. We're an hour fifteen
here. No no such luck. Uh
1038
01:13:11.640 --> 01:13:15.479
maybe Sam. But it's the same
story everywhere, with little variations. It
1039
01:13:15.560 --> 01:13:18.840
seems unlikely that so many little kids
just died at every intersection in every community.
1040
01:13:18.880 --> 01:13:23.520
I don't know, but that's my
thought is maybe it's possible that this
1041
01:13:23.720 --> 01:13:28.159
is actually something that we've manifested into
an actual presence at some of these intersections.
1042
01:13:28.199 --> 01:13:30.479
Isn't it strange? Yeah, it's
crazy. Oh you're you're you're talking
1043
01:13:30.520 --> 01:13:34.319
about like an agrigor. Yeah,
well yeah, whatever that's called. Yeah.
1044
01:13:34.479 --> 01:13:36.560
By the way, we little breaking
news here. Elon Musk has just
1045
01:13:36.560 --> 01:13:42.960
tweeted that Twitter Blue verified subscribers can
now upload two hour videos up to it's
1046
01:13:43.039 --> 01:13:50.039
be god there it is right there, so it has be gone two hours
1047
01:13:50.840 --> 01:13:56.800
up to eight gigabytes. Let's do
it. I'm We're uploading episodes as much
1048
01:13:56.800 --> 01:14:00.359
as we can. Let's go tenfoil
on Twitter. That's good, bro,
1049
01:14:01.479 --> 01:14:06.079
let's do it. Good for Ela
Musk Man, as evil as he is.
1050
01:14:06.520 --> 01:14:09.640
That's worth the subscription, by the
way, right there, brother,
1051
01:14:09.960 --> 01:14:14.560
listen to me. Man. Honestly, to be able to edit your tweets
1052
01:14:14.680 --> 01:14:18.560
is worth a subscription. But two
hour videos, I mean shit. Oh,
1053
01:14:18.680 --> 01:14:23.079
let's get real, dude, Let's
get real. Let's see how it
1054
01:14:23.199 --> 01:14:26.640
works, all right. Uh,
here's one more uh call and then we'll
1055
01:14:26.760 --> 01:14:29.800
move along. So sorry, sorry, I know we got so many calls
1056
01:14:29.840 --> 01:14:31.640
this week, and I apologize apologies
if we didn't get to yours. By
1057
01:14:31.680 --> 01:14:34.439
the way, that's a great call. That should be up for all the
1058
01:14:34.520 --> 01:14:39.760
year. Absolutely. So what's that
called? Tiny hand? Tiny tiny hands,
1059
01:14:40.239 --> 01:14:44.840
tiny hands, snow snow, tiny
hands in the snow gravity Hill?
1060
01:14:45.399 --> 01:14:50.479
What up my favorite podcasting? Thank
you Kristen from the Vallee Valley. Oh
1061
01:14:50.560 --> 01:14:56.680
this guy's call him from here wanted
to hear our Roma story, So I
1062
01:14:56.800 --> 01:15:00.000
thought I'd give you guys some of
mine, well, emily normal stories.
1063
01:15:00.600 --> 01:15:08.840
My dad and my and my grandpa
together own about a block of apartment complexes
1064
01:15:08.960 --> 01:15:13.920
and one main house which my dad
uses to stay in, and then the
1065
01:15:14.039 --> 01:15:18.560
other buildings is a departments events amount
two people and uh and then there's a
1066
01:15:18.600 --> 01:15:24.640
garden about like Kaflanin's guarden probably Little
Wars in the middle of all that.
1067
01:15:25.720 --> 01:15:29.720
And the only way in there,
there's only one door to go in and
1068
01:15:29.800 --> 01:15:34.119
out to that garden. And uh
yeah. A lot of my family,
1069
01:15:34.159 --> 01:15:39.199
almost to everybody in my family has
some type of some type of experience there.
1070
01:15:40.399 --> 01:15:44.319
And like my first experience there was
it was me and my brother.
1071
01:15:44.439 --> 01:15:47.159
This was two thousand and six.
No, I was six years old,
1072
01:15:47.239 --> 01:15:51.439
So this was like two thousand and
two. One of my grandma had just
1073
01:15:51.640 --> 01:15:56.800
passed away the year before, and
we could have sworn we heard her voice
1074
01:15:56.840 --> 01:16:00.520
in there, and then uh and
yeah, we fucking booked. A man
1075
01:16:00.680 --> 01:16:04.880
took off running and got scared.
We have with kids. And then uh,
1076
01:16:05.720 --> 01:16:12.520
an uncle of mine, my dad
brother said he was in there at
1077
01:16:12.560 --> 01:16:19.039
the garden watering and again like,
uh so around the garden it's like surrounded
1078
01:16:19.119 --> 01:16:24.159
by parliament compasses and stuff, and
then like rooftops of the Parliament of building
1079
01:16:24.800 --> 01:16:28.439
and the only way to get into
those rooftops is through the main door,
1080
01:16:28.560 --> 01:16:30.560
which my dad only had the main
house. I'm sorry, the main house
1081
01:16:31.000 --> 01:16:36.159
had access to all the rooftops and
my dad's the only one who had keith
1082
01:16:36.199 --> 01:16:40.520
to that house, and nobody literally
had to act to get up there.
1083
01:16:41.279 --> 01:16:45.760
And then my uncle was in their
watering and he says he's seen he described
1084
01:16:45.840 --> 01:16:53.880
a white lady in a black dress
crawling on all fours on the utops around
1085
01:16:53.920 --> 01:16:59.800
the garden speaking ship man. And
then my grandpa said he one time was
1086
01:16:59.840 --> 01:17:02.520
in they're too doing some work,
seeing the man walk in. Told the
1087
01:17:02.600 --> 01:17:03.880
man, you know, like,
hey, what are you doing? You
1088
01:17:03.960 --> 01:17:06.600
can be in here, You got
to get out. The dude walked into
1089
01:17:06.680 --> 01:17:11.520
the garden. And then we have
a little like garage structured in the corner
1090
01:17:11.560 --> 01:17:15.039
of it part corners. Dude walks
straight to the garage, goes inside.
1091
01:17:15.520 --> 01:17:19.920
My grandpa follows him, get goes
inside and there's nobody in there, damn
1092
01:17:20.159 --> 01:17:26.319
nude. And then, uh,
there's a lot more stories. But uh
1093
01:17:26.960 --> 01:17:30.760
so some people who used to run
out one of the apartment buildings. This
1094
01:17:30.960 --> 01:17:36.079
building has the window. It's the
only window that can look into the garden,
1095
01:17:36.520 --> 01:17:41.159
a little small like portion one less
than half of the garden. You
1096
01:17:41.199 --> 01:17:43.600
can see through that one. All
right, he gets cut off here,
1097
01:17:44.359 --> 01:17:46.520
But this is the last story,
all right there, But I was just
1098
01:17:46.640 --> 01:17:51.359
getting to the last part. The
people that used to stay in the apartment
1099
01:17:51.399 --> 01:17:55.680
where you can see into the garden, they would report to my dad at
1100
01:17:55.760 --> 01:18:00.119
night they would see a swain like
a fire burning underneath the tree that we
1101
01:18:00.199 --> 01:18:04.319
have there. We uh and my
dad would check in day. There's no
1102
01:18:04.520 --> 01:18:09.159
ashes, no signs of and you
know, was burnt. My dad thought,
1103
01:18:09.319 --> 01:18:14.319
you know, maybe that means there's
money. So that's great hours sticking
1104
01:18:14.439 --> 01:18:18.239
up around there. Never found anything. Personally, I believe that flame represents
1105
01:18:18.319 --> 01:18:21.960
a portal or something because there's no
must activity that. I can go on
1106
01:18:23.119 --> 01:18:27.560
and on about other experiences. But
again I couldn't even say the first three
1107
01:18:27.640 --> 01:18:31.600
the first in the valley there,
No, and Sam when you coming back
1108
01:18:31.600 --> 01:18:35.239
to the valley bro Yo, I'm
about to do that. Um. They
1109
01:18:35.479 --> 01:18:40.479
keep asking me to do that really
weird rabbit whole place I went where you
1110
01:18:40.560 --> 01:18:44.439
do stand up on top. It's
called the rabbit Hole. Yeah, and
1111
01:18:44.479 --> 01:18:47.319
it's where tit Zilla was. You
remember the story. Yeah, they want
1112
01:18:47.359 --> 01:18:50.159
me to return there. All right
for the call. We got a lot
1113
01:18:50.199 --> 01:18:54.760
of calls and a lot of go
ones. But okay, real question,
1114
01:18:55.520 --> 01:19:00.960
do we have any um, any
five star review? Uh, let's save
1115
01:19:01.000 --> 01:19:03.079
those up from that. We just
did those last week. We'll save up
1116
01:19:03.079 --> 01:19:05.079
from No. I do have one
thing I want to show you real quick
1117
01:19:05.079 --> 01:19:09.359
though. Yeah, I gotta tell
I gotta tell you something Amazon bought.
1118
01:19:10.359 --> 01:19:13.439
Do you ever go to the arc
Light Theater in Culver City. It's it's
1119
01:19:13.479 --> 01:19:15.479
in downtown Culver City. It was
a nice theater and they went out of
1120
01:19:15.520 --> 01:19:19.119
business. When arc Light went out
of business, Amazon bought it and they
1121
01:19:19.239 --> 01:19:23.600
bought it just to do screenings there. Basically they're gonna keep there. They've
1122
01:19:23.640 --> 01:19:27.600
continued to run it as a theater
and they installed like the latest technology that
1123
01:19:27.680 --> 01:19:30.520
they only have in like Abu Dhabi. The screens are incredible. They're not
1124
01:19:30.359 --> 01:19:33.640
in Culver City, downtown Culver City. They're not projectors. It's actual TV
1125
01:19:33.960 --> 01:19:40.520
like TV screens called micro led and
they're incredible. But in the because it's
1126
01:19:40.560 --> 01:19:48.359
Amazon, in the lobby, they
have installed this hologram person that it's just
1127
01:19:48.840 --> 01:19:53.239
I mean, it's just a sign
of the dystopian future that awaits us.
1128
01:19:53.319 --> 01:19:55.960
I just want to show this to
you here. So if you look,
1129
01:19:56.760 --> 01:19:59.760
and if you all you gotta do
is turn to the right when you go
1130
01:19:59.800 --> 01:20:02.920
in the lobby of the Culver Theater. It's called Ye. This woman right
1131
01:20:03.000 --> 01:20:09.000
here, and and she just looks
at different. She'll look at you eventually
1132
01:20:09.159 --> 01:20:12.000
and like wave at you and call
out to you like hey, come over
1133
01:20:12.079 --> 01:20:14.760
here, come see this. And
dude, in person, it is so
1134
01:20:15.199 --> 01:20:17.520
striking. I mean, it seems
a woman in a box. Yeah yeah,
1135
01:20:18.000 --> 01:20:23.319
And and and I looked up the
company here, and what they ideally
1136
01:20:23.399 --> 01:20:28.239
will do is put this box in
like a in a clothing store in a
1137
01:20:28.359 --> 01:20:31.279
mall. And and and eventually what
this is gonna be is what I was
1138
01:20:31.359 --> 01:20:35.920
thinking. Imagine this compared with AI
like Minority Report style. Yeah, so
1139
01:20:36.079 --> 01:20:40.680
it's a person maybe it's even you
yea in this box, Like, hey,
1140
01:20:40.800 --> 01:20:43.399
dude, you got this jacket last
week. What do you think about
1141
01:20:43.479 --> 01:20:47.399
these shoes? Oh my god,
Because it's gonna compared with face recognition and
1142
01:20:47.560 --> 01:20:53.640
AI. It's gonna know who you
are and you know who you are.
1143
01:20:53.760 --> 01:20:57.439
And but that's the most benign version. Think about the predatory version of it
1144
01:20:57.479 --> 01:21:00.520
though. They got it outside like
Hollywood Park Casino and they're like, hey,
1145
01:21:00.680 --> 01:21:02.520
dude, heard you busted out.
I want to take out that second
1146
01:21:02.600 --> 01:21:05.279
mortgage and get back to the tables. Yea. Oh yeah, dude,
1147
01:21:05.319 --> 01:21:10.520
for sure, this is where this
How about fucking strip bars? He'll be
1148
01:21:10.560 --> 01:21:13.159
a walk He'll be just walking by
and be like, hey, Sam,
1149
01:21:13.239 --> 01:21:15.319
we know what you were jerking off
you last night? You're your girl.
1150
01:21:15.439 --> 01:21:16.840
I'm like, I don't know what
she's talking about. We know what you've
1151
01:21:16.880 --> 01:21:20.760
been doing. Huh, red light
district out in the windows of ye we
1152
01:21:20.840 --> 01:21:25.880
do butt stuff. Let's go.
And it's not even gonna be real women.
1153
01:21:25.920 --> 01:21:28.560
Eventually, it's gonna be like those
real dolls, just with AI in
1154
01:21:28.640 --> 01:21:31.680
their head. We're heading for a
dark future, dude. Yeah, there's
1155
01:21:31.680 --> 01:21:35.239
gonna be a dark future where there's
no future. Everyone no one will have
1156
01:21:35.399 --> 01:21:39.159
kids anymore. Wait until the homeless
people will find out about this and they
1157
01:21:39.239 --> 01:21:42.600
just start going in there and jerking
off on this thing. This guy anyway,
1158
01:21:42.640 --> 01:21:45.760
you look at her? Yeah,
I was at the This will lead
1159
01:21:45.800 --> 01:21:48.399
into my story. Johnny was at
the mall. You went to the mall?
1160
01:21:48.479 --> 01:21:51.239
I like, I like going to
the mall. What mall did you
1161
01:21:51.319 --> 01:21:56.039
go to? Soon? Now?
The mall during the week is like zombie
1162
01:21:56.079 --> 01:22:00.960
apocalypse. Nobody's in the small Yeah. On the weekends, it's just going
1163
01:22:01.119 --> 01:22:04.560
nuts. And if you go to
the right mall, it's like they always
1164
01:22:04.560 --> 01:22:09.319
like malls are dying. I'm like, malls aren't dying. They're dying on
1165
01:22:09.439 --> 01:22:12.640
the They're dying during the week.
On the weekends they make all their money
1166
01:22:12.680 --> 01:22:17.000
because women go dress. They're like, it's a nightclub. Right, we
1167
01:22:17.159 --> 01:22:25.039
went to the Westfield mall in uh? Like no, No, we went
1168
01:22:25.119 --> 01:22:30.199
to the one in the valley.
Okay. Ghost is really easy to deal
1169
01:22:30.279 --> 01:22:34.279
with. She just she's she's super
smart. She talks like a five year
1170
01:22:34.359 --> 01:22:41.600
old. She's really super advanced.
Ninja is her own human being. She
1171
01:22:41.920 --> 01:22:45.760
does not follow your rules, she
does not care, and she will run
1172
01:22:45.000 --> 01:22:50.199
for hours, like just run to
the point where people see me chasing her,
1173
01:22:50.319 --> 01:22:55.600
thinking is this guy kidnapping this kid? That's that's what they think.
1174
01:22:55.800 --> 01:22:59.079
Right. Is it time to get
one of those strings that you can like
1175
01:22:59.159 --> 01:23:02.159
attach to your kids. Ain't has
been talking about locking down Ninja. Just
1176
01:23:02.239 --> 01:23:06.399
though she doesn't run away from me, it's possible, it's possible, it
1177
01:23:06.600 --> 01:23:12.159
might happen. She she loves the
run. And right now, Daddy is
1178
01:23:13.399 --> 01:23:16.439
can keep up with her? You
can, I can't, but it's you
1179
01:23:16.600 --> 01:23:19.319
just keep waiting for her to stop, and she's like, no, I'm
1180
01:23:19.359 --> 01:23:24.039
getting out of here. I'm gonna
go live on my own. Hey man.
1181
01:23:24.960 --> 01:23:29.359
So we were walking around and I
decided to I wanted a new hat.
1182
01:23:29.600 --> 01:23:31.680
Now I didn't get this hat.
Now I'm an idiot. I'm an
1183
01:23:31.760 --> 01:23:38.479
idiot because I forgot I'm going to
the Dodger game in three days after this,
1184
01:23:38.640 --> 01:23:41.039
and I'm getting I've already been at
Dodger game. But at this point
1185
01:23:41.119 --> 01:23:44.319
right this year, no, no, no this three days from now,
1186
01:23:44.800 --> 01:23:47.960
No, I already from when we
recorded and when the story right now from
1187
01:23:48.000 --> 01:23:53.600
today, when we I'd already been
at the dodge. My friend Bennett invited
1188
01:23:53.640 --> 01:23:57.079
member, saying and so how he
said, you don't need a ticket,
1189
01:23:57.119 --> 01:24:00.640
So yeah, well how we do
we? Who is an idiot? Heavy
1190
01:24:00.720 --> 01:24:04.880
on the idiot okay, was telling
me you don't need a ticket. You
1191
01:24:05.039 --> 01:24:11.600
just tell them where you're supposed to
be. He was convinced too. He
1192
01:24:11.680 --> 01:24:15.199
was like, Nah, they don't
care. It's like you don't even know
1193
01:24:16.039 --> 01:24:19.640
La, like the you don't even
know. They don't put up with anything
1194
01:24:19.680 --> 01:24:23.000
in lost here. He was like, I do it all time. It's
1195
01:24:23.000 --> 01:24:27.439
like Los Angeles, Like, I
just did something today with influencers. They
1196
01:24:27.439 --> 01:24:30.640
were very nice, but you know
something influence. Yeah, what were you
1197
01:24:30.760 --> 01:24:34.840
doing with influence? I just did
something where it was, um, can
1198
01:24:34.960 --> 01:24:40.560
a dad pick out the drunken high
person? Okay, alright, and I'm
1199
01:24:40.560 --> 01:24:44.920
not gonna tell you how time the
dad and these guys were all like early
1200
01:24:45.039 --> 01:24:46.880
twenties. What did you do that
for? What was that? My buddy
1201
01:24:47.000 --> 01:24:50.560
Zane, who I'm doing the fight
show with, asked me to come down
1202
01:24:50.680 --> 01:24:54.640
do it. That's funny. Okay, it was fun. It was a
1203
01:24:54.720 --> 01:24:56.600
good idea. Yeah, that's a
good idea. I like that. It's
1204
01:24:56.800 --> 01:24:59.079
it's fun. I get that,
And like, dude, I'm just teeing
1205
01:24:59.159 --> 01:25:01.880
off on these guys and I feel
so bad. But everyone's laughing. Did
1206
01:25:01.960 --> 01:25:04.680
you get it right? I wonder, Oh, well you tune in find
1207
01:25:04.720 --> 01:25:08.840
out? Didn't find out? It's
I don't know when it's gonna be out,
1208
01:25:08.880 --> 01:25:11.560
but it should be fun to find
out. No idea win to tune
1209
01:25:11.600 --> 01:25:14.560
in or how to Yeah, I'll
link it. Look at my new uh
1210
01:25:15.359 --> 01:25:19.000
Twitter, where I've also uploaded content
as well. So, yeah, I
1211
01:25:19.079 --> 01:25:23.560
did this influencer thing right, So, and it's just like, you know
1212
01:25:23.600 --> 01:25:27.520
what the reality is. It's called
camboys. They're called camboys. Can you
1213
01:25:27.600 --> 01:25:30.800
look it up? What camboys?
I think I'm gonna get something. I
1214
01:25:30.960 --> 01:25:32.079
no, no, no, I
thought the same thing. This is a
1215
01:25:32.159 --> 01:25:38.359
bunch of like fucking a bunch of
weird gay things. But it's called the
1216
01:25:38.439 --> 01:25:44.560
camboys. And they got a YouTube
channel and they all look like they all
1217
01:25:44.600 --> 01:25:49.800
look like, oh it's these people. Yeah, I go down. Yeah,
1218
01:25:49.880 --> 01:25:55.279
this is why I did Grandma Ranks
five guys. Yeah, and they're
1219
01:25:55.319 --> 01:26:00.039
all like, there's all these different
there's fifteen, there's there's love these there.
1220
01:26:00.159 --> 01:26:02.399
Yeah, this is what you do. This is how you do.
1221
01:26:02.600 --> 01:26:05.840
This is how you But that's camboys. This is influence and it's brand new
1222
01:26:06.560 --> 01:26:13.800
and yeah, there's literally a collection
of eighteen friends. We should just five
1223
01:26:13.880 --> 01:26:17.039
guys one day, like I did
Guess the can a dad, Guess who's
1224
01:26:17.079 --> 01:26:23.279
high on drugs? And five straight
man? One secret game? What what
1225
01:26:23.600 --> 01:26:27.760
is this? Yeah? But wait
until this gets that when when they start
1226
01:26:27.880 --> 01:26:30.239
running, they start running out ideas
and it's eventually like who's the jew?
1227
01:26:30.640 --> 01:26:38.479
Yeah yeah this dude. So so
anyway, so I'm in the mall with
1228
01:26:38.640 --> 01:26:43.159
my daughters. I'm getting a new
hat because Johnny is their way to clean
1229
01:26:43.279 --> 01:26:50.159
hats. Not I feel like they
it's hard, Like my hats get dirty
1230
01:26:50.159 --> 01:26:54.520
because they do this a lot.
Oh you get all the dead skins.
1231
01:26:54.800 --> 01:26:57.720
Yeah, it just it gets dirty. So every so often had to grab
1232
01:26:57.760 --> 01:27:00.520
a new hat, and then like
I I'm gonna give away my old hats
1233
01:27:00.640 --> 01:27:04.119
in these mystery boxes. Who the
ship wants your old grimy ass? I
1234
01:27:04.119 --> 01:27:06.840
don't know, man, some people
might want it, yeah, just to
1235
01:27:08.000 --> 01:27:10.479
put your garbage in there too,
might as well. Right, that's rude.
1236
01:27:10.520 --> 01:27:15.239
I was gonna give away my underwear. That's not a prize. I'm
1237
01:27:15.319 --> 01:27:20.720
known for my la hats. Some
people might want them. Listen, if
1238
01:27:20.760 --> 01:27:24.800
you autographed it, yeah, if
you got a mystery box, had one
1239
01:27:24.840 --> 01:27:27.399
of my old hats and it would
you want it or would you not?
1240
01:27:27.600 --> 01:27:30.279
If it was signed? I could
see somebody, I'll sign them. Yeah,
1241
01:27:30.840 --> 01:27:34.399
warn on the show. Not your
underwear though, No, no underwear.
1242
01:27:34.520 --> 01:27:38.680
That was a joke. I wouldn't
give anybody my underwear. I just
1243
01:27:38.840 --> 01:27:42.119
think even hot chick underwear, who
wants that. So, Johnny, so
1244
01:27:42.279 --> 01:27:44.800
we go. I go to Lids, and I'll be honest with you.
1245
01:27:45.439 --> 01:27:49.920
Lids. Well, the people working
there was like three guys and it was
1246
01:27:50.079 --> 01:27:55.119
a crazy house. Crazy house.
It was crazy. Oh, it just
1247
01:27:55.319 --> 01:27:58.159
was. It was nuts. Yeah, they're always really small lids, and
1248
01:27:58.479 --> 01:28:02.000
it was not it was packed.
So Johnny, you know, as you
1249
01:28:02.119 --> 01:28:06.520
know, I make observations, some
of them along the lines of ethnic Okay.
1250
01:28:08.920 --> 01:28:14.560
And I've always said that the Chinese
armony, army, the Chinese Army,
1251
01:28:15.039 --> 01:28:19.800
the Chinese. I've always said,
Johnny that the Chinese army doesn't scare
1252
01:28:19.880 --> 01:28:25.279
me because they're all autistic. Okay, Yes, it's fully retired what you
1253
01:28:25.359 --> 01:28:28.319
just said. But go ahead,
what it makes no sense, okay.
1254
01:28:28.880 --> 01:28:31.319
So I mean when you get off
on the plane, they have guns there.
1255
01:28:31.680 --> 01:28:35.520
The Asians are always trying to get
off quicker than everybody else. And
1256
01:28:35.600 --> 01:28:40.359
they will try to shoot you quicker
than everything. And I love Asians are
1257
01:28:40.439 --> 01:28:44.399
great people. They're wonderful, they're
very smart, they're good looking, they
1258
01:28:44.479 --> 01:28:47.319
know karate. I love them,
okay, but they don't know how to
1259
01:28:47.359 --> 01:28:50.079
get off an airplane. And I
don't care. You can yell at me
1260
01:28:50.119 --> 01:28:56.800
all you want. That's just the
truth. They don't understand social norms.
1261
01:28:57.760 --> 01:29:00.479
Not everyone, just some particular ones. And those are the autistic ones.
1262
01:29:00.600 --> 01:29:03.840
I haven't noticed that too, Okay, thank you. Does it mean they're
1263
01:29:03.960 --> 01:29:08.640
lesser or more than anybody? Worse? Is them all in Glendale? Yeah?
1264
01:29:08.680 --> 01:29:11.880
Well this this isn't Glendale. This
is the valley we're talking like.
1265
01:29:12.680 --> 01:29:17.119
We're talking like um Woodland Hills there
right, people just walking right down the
1266
01:29:17.199 --> 01:29:21.319
middle of the aisle. And here's
the craziest. I'm talking to a guy.
1267
01:29:21.479 --> 01:29:27.600
I'm looking for a specific hat number, which is seven and five eights.
1268
01:29:27.920 --> 01:29:31.319
Yeah, that's the that that fit
me the best. Now, do
1269
01:29:31.359 --> 01:29:34.279
you prefer a fitted hat or a
snapack? Because I like snappack. I'm
1270
01:29:34.359 --> 01:29:38.880
either one. Okay. But here's
what's interesting. This looks like it's a
1271
01:29:38.960 --> 01:29:43.640
snap but it's a fitted because of
the mesh. Yeah, when usually the
1272
01:29:43.760 --> 01:29:45.680
meshes there. It means that it's
it's a summer, it's a snap,
1273
01:29:46.039 --> 01:29:50.039
right, but this one's fitted.
So I'm getting it. I'm sitting there
1274
01:29:50.119 --> 01:29:54.119
talking to you guys. We're doing
it. Dude, handy got this Asian
1275
01:29:54.199 --> 01:29:58.119
woman with our Asian mom walks right
up to the guy. What do you
1276
01:29:58.159 --> 01:30:02.079
mean as we're talking? So you
and I are right here talking. Asian
1277
01:30:02.119 --> 01:30:06.239
woman walks up right here, boxes
me out, goes do you have this?
1278
01:30:08.760 --> 01:30:12.399
What? And then Dana can't doesn't
put up with anything. Yeah,
1279
01:30:12.960 --> 01:30:15.199
It's like, excuse me, we're
still talking. And then Dana goes,
1280
01:30:15.960 --> 01:30:21.720
get your hand out of my purse. I look over. She's Dana's accusing
1281
01:30:23.159 --> 01:30:27.760
the grandma or the mother of putting
her hand in her purse. She goes,
1282
01:30:27.840 --> 01:30:30.439
Sam, her hand was in my
purse. I go what, no
1283
01:30:30.680 --> 01:30:34.239
shit, I go what? And
she go I don't know what you're talking
1284
01:30:34.319 --> 01:30:38.439
about. And I'm like, oh, you guys running some shit right now.
1285
01:30:38.560 --> 01:30:43.640
But dist you with the big presentation
and then slip trying to pull something
1286
01:30:43.680 --> 01:30:48.159
off the wallet. What happened?
I just tried to diffuse the situation.
1287
01:30:49.119 --> 01:30:54.000
It seems if you go off half, Dana could go zero to felony very
1288
01:30:54.119 --> 01:30:58.119
quickly, okay, and then I'm
trying not to cause a race riot in
1289
01:30:58.319 --> 01:31:01.039
Woodland Hills. Maybe they were getting
maybe they heard your story and Sam last
1290
01:31:01.039 --> 01:31:03.359
week. Were you cut in front
of that Asian couple at the airport and
1291
01:31:03.399 --> 01:31:05.920
they were getting revenge? It could
be I didn't cut in front of any
1292
01:31:05.960 --> 01:31:09.640
Asian cup. You said it was
an old, bumbling Asian couple that you
1293
01:31:10.000 --> 01:31:13.239
you had, you were trying to
get through your get your bag checked in
1294
01:31:13.399 --> 01:31:15.520
really fast, and you cut to
the front of the line. Yeah,
1295
01:31:15.520 --> 01:31:17.520
but I cut after them. They
they were there, and they left and
1296
01:31:17.600 --> 01:31:20.720
I stepped in like I was there, adopted white child. Thought you said,
1297
01:31:21.079 --> 01:31:25.640
I'm a round apple that wasn't paying
attention Asian couple and that you cut
1298
01:31:25.680 --> 01:31:28.279
in front of them. Bam,
I just got But I know it was
1299
01:31:28.319 --> 01:31:30.880
an Asian type. I think it. I don't even know the story.
1300
01:31:30.000 --> 01:31:33.279
This could be the revenge for the
fall. Maybe they heard through the their
1301
01:31:33.399 --> 01:31:38.640
their underground network. That's right.
Get these guys there picture me, and
1302
01:31:38.760 --> 01:31:42.199
then they saw me with Dana and
they're like, get her wallet. And
1303
01:31:42.279 --> 01:31:44.880
then and a bunch of you and
a bunch of guys who look kind of
1304
01:31:44.920 --> 01:31:47.079
similar to you guys. And there's
a lot of this in the valley,
1305
01:31:47.279 --> 01:31:54.079
bared flat brim glasses for sure.
So I had to diffuse U. I
1306
01:31:54.199 --> 01:31:59.000
had to diffuse a race riot that
was about the breakout between the Asians and
1307
01:31:59.079 --> 01:32:01.119
the Jews. Okay, it was
about to go Harden to paint. I
1308
01:32:01.199 --> 01:32:04.479
had to talk it down. Coolest
guy in the room, guy who works
1309
01:32:04.520 --> 01:32:10.439
there. He must have to deal
with crazies every day. And his whole
1310
01:32:10.520 --> 01:32:15.319
thing is lying taming. He's just
lying taming people sitting, ball up down,
1311
01:32:15.640 --> 01:32:17.399
sit, come, I'll check you
out. We'll get you in.
1312
01:32:17.760 --> 01:32:19.880
You want it back, you don't
want to bag, Get you in,
1313
01:32:20.119 --> 01:32:26.239
get you out. So, speaking
of bags, my friend Bennett is a
1314
01:32:27.079 --> 01:32:30.279
he's a really good friend of mine, and he every once in a while
1315
01:32:30.920 --> 01:32:38.880
his company will put up we'll get
a box at Dodger Stadium. Yeah okay,
1316
01:32:39.079 --> 01:32:44.319
and so these boxes, and I
would like to I would love to
1317
01:32:44.479 --> 01:32:47.199
do this one time with all of
us. Is you can get one box,
1318
01:32:47.479 --> 01:32:57.199
one game for forty people? Damn
damn? Right? Is it?
1319
01:32:57.279 --> 01:33:00.199
Those boxes were? See how much
a box cost at Dodger Stay. It
1320
01:33:00.279 --> 01:33:01.199
depends. It's gonna depend on where
it is. Is it one of the
1321
01:33:01.319 --> 01:33:04.520
Is it you mean those boxes where
you can sit like at those tall seats?
1322
01:33:04.600 --> 01:33:06.199
Is that? Is it that kind
of thing? No, it's like
1323
01:33:06.399 --> 01:33:11.439
up where they have like jumbotron's television. You watch the game, watch other
1324
01:33:11.560 --> 01:33:15.760
games, say it says. Dodger
Stadium suites range from forty five hundred dollars
1325
01:33:15.800 --> 01:33:17.560
to fifteen thousand, six hundred dollars, So it depends on what kind of
1326
01:33:17.920 --> 01:33:21.840
based on the matchup, the location, the type of seating option, and
1327
01:33:21.960 --> 01:33:29.119
the services requested. Well, it's
it's starting at forty five yes, for
1328
01:33:29.279 --> 01:33:31.920
how many it depends. It just
says it's got it got a whole range.
1329
01:33:32.399 --> 01:33:36.000
Interesting anyway, So we go there
and this is funny. So you
1330
01:33:36.079 --> 01:33:41.880
go through and it's like it's it's
like basically a museum of all this like
1331
01:33:42.159 --> 01:33:45.159
stuff from Dodgers history, and they'll
give you like you know, when you
1332
01:33:45.239 --> 01:33:49.720
go there, they'll hand you like
a a booklet of all who's playing all
1333
01:33:49.760 --> 01:33:54.479
that stuff. But they'll have yeah, the programs, they'll have like the
1334
01:33:54.600 --> 01:33:58.359
cover of old programs and you go
back, like the programs used to cost
1335
01:33:58.479 --> 01:34:02.720
twenty twenty seven fifty cents dollar.
Who knows how much they are now,
1336
01:34:02.840 --> 01:34:06.479
right, so anyway, as we
go in there, and this is a
1337
01:34:06.560 --> 01:34:12.640
long story goes but kind of my
life. So we're we're we're running late
1338
01:34:12.880 --> 01:34:15.920
because we're coming from the valley to
Dodger Stadium. We got in a lot
1339
01:34:15.000 --> 01:34:16.760
quicker than I thought I was gonna
be, to be honest with you,
1340
01:34:17.119 --> 01:34:20.000
but we get in, were running
late. We park our car. If
1341
01:34:20.039 --> 01:34:24.840
you don't know, it's the worst
get We're in lock, which means we
1342
01:34:24.960 --> 01:34:28.279
go all the way around right,
we get park, we come in,
1343
01:34:28.560 --> 01:34:30.760
we're about to go through. They're
like, you can't bring that bag in.
1344
01:34:30.920 --> 01:34:33.800
We're like, why we're going to
this thing? You can't bring that
1345
01:34:33.880 --> 01:34:40.520
bag in? And of course,
of course Dana wants to scorch. There
1346
01:34:40.800 --> 01:34:44.399
be a small clear bag for the
stadium. She wants to go nuts,
1347
01:34:44.640 --> 01:34:46.720
yell at everybody, and I'm like, one, everybody's doing their job.
1348
01:34:46.800 --> 01:34:49.319
They're not making the rules. You
feel like that happened with her before,
1349
01:34:49.720 --> 01:34:55.479
always, every time, every time, so funny. So we gotta go
1350
01:34:55.720 --> 01:34:59.119
buy a bag. I buy a
clear back. She throws her tough.
1351
01:34:59.159 --> 01:35:01.800
I gotta run the back back because
Dana's got knocky knee. She's not gonna
1352
01:35:01.800 --> 01:35:05.000
be able to run it. Back. Daddy's got run it back, put
1353
01:35:05.039 --> 01:35:09.479
it in the car. Come back. We go and she's got clear back.
1354
01:35:09.560 --> 01:35:11.880
We're walking around. She has to
pick what she wants to keep,
1355
01:35:12.119 --> 01:35:14.600
what she does want to keep.
We go through. I gotta take my
1356
01:35:14.720 --> 01:35:18.439
hat off because apparently I could have
an eight ball or something, you know,
1357
01:35:18.680 --> 01:35:20.960
I got. I have to take
my hat off so they see I'm
1358
01:35:20.960 --> 01:35:24.800
a gentleman. I got tips.
You tip the top of the morning to
1359
01:35:25.000 --> 01:35:28.479
Yeah. Right, So we go
through. You ask it where everybody is.
1360
01:35:28.600 --> 01:35:32.399
Nobody, nobody works there, knows
where anything is. Where is this
1361
01:35:32.680 --> 01:35:38.439
week? Uh, nobody knows.
You know why, Johnny, because all
1362
01:35:38.439 --> 01:35:43.239
of our information. Our brains are
overloaded with information that we've gotten from this.
1363
01:35:43.720 --> 01:35:47.159
Yeah right, it's too much.
Our our heads are over full.
1364
01:35:48.199 --> 01:35:51.159
Wait till neuralink, dude, then
you can just have it all right there
1365
01:35:51.279 --> 01:35:55.439
right away, the whole Internet in
your brain. Okay. So so then
1366
01:35:55.520 --> 01:35:57.840
we go in there. Anyways,
long story short, because this is my
1367
01:35:57.960 --> 01:36:01.079
life. There's a lot of people
there. All the seats are taken.
1368
01:36:01.359 --> 01:36:04.000
I find a stool on the side. I bring the stool to the side
1369
01:36:04.039 --> 01:36:09.439
to sit down. What. Yeah, Bennet's there, he's great. Ben's
1370
01:36:09.479 --> 01:36:13.520
talking to us. They're like,
hey, the all the food's free.
1371
01:36:13.640 --> 01:36:16.319
The food's free, to drinks are
free. Bennet's like, hey, the
1372
01:36:16.479 --> 01:36:23.560
dessert cart just showed up, and
dog, I'm all about cheesecake. OK,
1373
01:36:24.920 --> 01:36:28.520
dude, my happy, My greatest
thing ever was and they got rid
1374
01:36:28.560 --> 01:36:30.880
of it. I don't know why, but the cheesecake factory used to have
1375
01:36:32.039 --> 01:36:39.800
a lemon cheesecake with raspberry tops.
The greatest thing you'll ever eat. It's
1376
01:36:39.840 --> 01:36:45.439
the best. So so I'm like, Dana's got Dana's clutching her bag.
1377
01:36:45.319 --> 01:36:48.600
I'm like, set the bag down, we'll go get stuff. She's like,
1378
01:36:48.680 --> 01:36:54.119
I'm not leaving this back. I
go look around, Dana. Everybody
1379
01:36:54.279 --> 01:36:59.560
here is from a high scaled business. What do you call it? High
1380
01:36:59.640 --> 01:37:03.199
value people? They're high value people, Dane. I hate to tell you.
1381
01:37:03.399 --> 01:37:08.399
Look around. I go where the
biggest scumbags here. They should be
1382
01:37:08.479 --> 01:37:13.560
clutching their ship because of us.
Right, nobody here's gonna steal your fucking
1383
01:37:14.119 --> 01:37:17.600
clear back full of trinkets you brought
in here, your juke trinkets, Like,
1384
01:37:17.920 --> 01:37:23.560
leave it there. Nobody wants yours
from the Morongo because nobody wants that.
1385
01:37:23.720 --> 01:37:28.880
You want a penny off the slots
at Morongo. Nobody can. And
1386
01:37:29.000 --> 01:37:30.439
that's kind of how it is,
Like, no matter where I go,
1387
01:37:30.800 --> 01:37:35.399
that bad area town is wherever I
stand, that's where I am. That's
1388
01:37:35.439 --> 01:37:41.159
where some weird stuff's gonna go down. That's there's some shady stuck like yeah,
1389
01:37:41.760 --> 01:37:46.319
I'm a walking crime wave. That's
really what's going on. It's like
1390
01:37:46.399 --> 01:37:50.760
that citizen alert you talked about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's
1391
01:37:50.800 --> 01:37:55.159
like, what did you say it's
a guy jerking off in the bathroom?
1392
01:37:58.359 --> 01:38:00.760
Did you cut that upift feet away
as a guy joking off in the bathroom?
1393
01:38:00.880 --> 01:38:02.920
Yeah, I sent I sent that
to him last night. Actually,
1394
01:38:02.960 --> 01:38:06.039
oh god, all right, So
that's it, Johnny can we getting some
1395
01:38:06.159 --> 01:38:10.920
news and we got more stuff because
I got I gotta go. I really
1396
01:38:11.000 --> 01:38:13.520
do gotta go. I do you
guys love when I say that I really
1397
01:38:13.600 --> 01:38:15.399
have to go. Yeah, he's
really gotta go. I do really gotta
1398
01:38:15.439 --> 01:38:17.760
go. Well, we got a
few things I want to do. You
1399
01:38:17.960 --> 01:38:27.359
tweeted this, and I just really
bully they're they're really fucking over RFK JR.
1400
01:38:27.960 --> 01:38:31.079
Yeah, you know, Crystal Paul, she's done that show, breaking
1401
01:38:31.119 --> 01:38:34.479
points with that other guy. So
they all came from the hill right,
1402
01:38:34.920 --> 01:38:38.119
that's right. So they were part
of the group that I was in the
1403
01:38:38.199 --> 01:38:41.880
Hill, and then they were replaced
with Kim Iverson, and then Kim Iverson
1404
01:38:42.119 --> 01:38:46.239
was replaced by the the white guy
with blonde here in the Black Chick.
1405
01:38:46.359 --> 01:38:50.920
I think that's right. So these
guys were before that. They've gone off
1406
01:38:50.960 --> 01:38:56.640
on their own. They've been on
Joe Rogan's podcast. Yeah, like she's
1407
01:38:56.720 --> 01:39:00.439
super like. There's times that they're
on the right side of stuff, but
1408
01:39:00.560 --> 01:39:08.760
there's also times that they won hundred
percent one hundred percent, and it's her
1409
01:39:08.920 --> 01:39:12.479
not him. He's more right.
I agree with him a lot, but
1410
01:39:12.720 --> 01:39:17.239
she is one hundred percent wrong on
a lot of things, and I feel
1411
01:39:17.279 --> 01:39:20.720
like this is one of them.
And I'm not even sure she's wrong about
1412
01:39:20.760 --> 01:39:25.720
it as much as she got told
to do something here, you think,
1413
01:39:25.880 --> 01:39:30.279
I have a strong feeling that this
is a systematic thing to kind of kneecap
1414
01:39:30.439 --> 01:39:33.000
him. Uh, because the way
she does this hit and run questioning.
1415
01:39:33.079 --> 01:39:36.279
This is one of my real pet
peeps for journalists and people who interview others
1416
01:39:36.840 --> 01:39:41.640
is when they ask questions and then
let the person respond, and then when
1417
01:39:41.680 --> 01:39:43.800
the person responds, they're like,
you know what, I don't have all
1418
01:39:43.840 --> 01:39:45.920
the data in front of me,
so let's just we gotta move on.
1419
01:39:45.119 --> 01:39:49.399
You know, Yeah, that's what
I hated that about. John Stewart was
1420
01:39:49.479 --> 01:39:53.600
a comedian. What do I know
whenever it got really high from but I
1421
01:39:53.760 --> 01:39:57.079
just fall puppets. Yeah, exactly, exactly, And I hated that and
1422
01:39:57.199 --> 01:39:59.920
she kind of does the equivalent of
that here for her. Let me ask
1423
01:40:00.079 --> 01:40:05.119
you about vaccines have significant differences and
you know, just to level with you
1424
01:40:05.239 --> 01:40:08.840
on this, like a lot of
what you say I really respond to.
1425
01:40:09.199 --> 01:40:14.000
I think you're a very genuine person. But the across the board, um
1426
01:40:14.279 --> 01:40:17.359
here, whether you want to call
a vaccine skepticism or anti vax advocacy,
1427
01:40:17.439 --> 01:40:20.159
which has been a central part of
what you've been up to for the past
1428
01:40:20.279 --> 01:40:24.960
number of years. For me personally, it's a it's an issue, and
1429
01:40:25.039 --> 01:40:27.880
it's a it's a real sort of
red line. And I know not alone
1430
01:40:27.920 --> 01:40:30.359
in that, especially running in a
Democratic primary, They're going to be out
1431
01:40:30.359 --> 01:40:33.359
there millions of people like me who
have similar concerns. So how how do
1432
01:40:33.399 --> 01:40:35.359
you win them over? What's your
message to people who think like I?
1433
01:40:35.640 --> 01:40:40.359
But just tell me, um,
tell me where you stop. That's what's
1434
01:40:40.399 --> 01:40:43.399
gonna hurt him. Is that voice? Oh yeah, I text you that
1435
01:40:43.520 --> 01:40:46.840
like last week. That's that's what's
gonna hurt. It's it's uncomfortable to listen
1436
01:40:46.880 --> 01:40:49.439
to. It sounds like he's in
pain. Yeah, and apparently it's just
1437
01:40:49.560 --> 01:40:56.319
a it's a thing where he has
spasms of his vocal fall. It's but
1438
01:40:56.479 --> 01:40:59.560
by the way, in a weird
way, knowing his family's history, do
1439
01:40:59.600 --> 01:41:02.960
you think that saves him maybe from
being too threatening to Yeah? Maybe so
1440
01:41:03.239 --> 01:41:06.479
yeah, it allows him to say
stuff and they're like, nobody's gonna listen
1441
01:41:06.520 --> 01:41:10.399
to that. It's funny because I
really I like him. I know I
1442
01:41:10.560 --> 01:41:13.600
like him. For somebody on that
side, it reminds me very much,
1443
01:41:13.640 --> 01:41:17.640
in a weird way, of me
and my arguments with almost all the women
1444
01:41:17.680 --> 01:41:21.680
in my life about vaccines. For
somebody on the blue side, though,
1445
01:41:21.800 --> 01:41:27.479
he's okay for me, Like,
you draw a correlation between the rise of
1446
01:41:27.680 --> 01:41:30.399
things like autism and the introduction of
vaccines when there isn't hard scientific evidence tying
1447
01:41:30.439 --> 01:41:33.000
those things together. Let me ask
you this, how do you know there's
1448
01:41:33.000 --> 01:41:36.079
not a hard scientific evidence? Well, because the one major study that purported
1449
01:41:36.119 --> 01:41:39.760
to show that. Sorry, everybody, we had to speed this up because
1450
01:41:39.840 --> 01:41:45.199
so so it's retracted that what she's
saying is not true. Well he and
1451
01:41:45.279 --> 01:41:50.279
he says, you know what you're
doing basically, and she's doing this thing
1452
01:41:50.359 --> 01:41:53.640
she asked questions. Doesn't let him
respond. I don't want to get I
1453
01:41:53.680 --> 01:41:55.920
don't want to get in a debate
with you about this because you spent your
1454
01:41:55.960 --> 01:41:58.279
life pulling out this thing. I
will tell you. Let me tell you.
1455
01:41:59.359 --> 01:42:01.319
Let me just tell you. I've
listened to hours of interviews with you
1456
01:42:01.479 --> 01:42:04.600
with an open mind, and I'm
not persuaded. No, maybe I'm wrong,
1457
01:42:04.640 --> 01:42:10.960
that's possible. Stop listen to me. This is This is what makes
1458
01:42:11.039 --> 01:42:19.199
women amazing and what also makes women
just dangerous is they get emotionally attached to
1459
01:42:19.399 --> 01:42:27.000
a narrative because they think it's helping
because they look at like. Women are
1460
01:42:27.079 --> 01:42:30.840
so in tune with their bodies,
right, because let's face it, they
1461
01:42:30.960 --> 01:42:34.359
go through a physical change of men
don't, and from a very early age,
1462
01:42:34.680 --> 01:42:40.359
they they're varying in tune with their
like. Women have zero problems with
1463
01:42:40.600 --> 01:42:43.840
going to the doctor for anything,
where men are like, I'm just gonna
1464
01:42:43.880 --> 01:42:45.960
work through this, like with jiu
jitsu right now, right, I have
1465
01:42:46.079 --> 01:42:49.720
my shoulders hurt, my legs are
dead. I have dead legs, you
1466
01:42:49.760 --> 01:42:55.640
know that. I'm like, just
get through it, just get through it.
1467
01:42:56.560 --> 01:42:59.880
But a lot of women and not
all women. And when I talk,
1468
01:43:00.199 --> 01:43:01.960
I'm not talking about all the good
ones or I don't even think these.
1469
01:43:02.319 --> 01:43:05.680
I don't think Crystal as a woman
is a bad thing. And I
1470
01:43:06.119 --> 01:43:13.359
don't think she's being told to say
something. I think she generally really maybe
1471
01:43:14.079 --> 01:43:16.319
Okay, I could be wrong,
because I just know a lot of people
1472
01:43:16.399 --> 01:43:20.520
like her that aren't on anybody's tip
that that say the exact same thing.
1473
01:43:20.640 --> 01:43:25.319
Something about the way she's doing it, though, and they she is regurgitating
1474
01:43:25.399 --> 01:43:30.239
the exact lines that they say because
what they've read. What they've read is
1475
01:43:30.279 --> 01:43:36.159
an article saying it's been disproven,
it's been the whole study has been thrown
1476
01:43:36.199 --> 01:43:41.600
out. All they have to do
is write that. And because we're loving
1477
01:43:41.720 --> 01:43:46.399
people and we're trusting people, we
because we wouldn't write something that's false,
1478
01:43:46.520 --> 01:43:51.159
right, Yeah, we believe this
person wouldn't write something that's false. And
1479
01:43:51.279 --> 01:43:58.479
we've discussed on Tipple. They don't
care. There's no there's no blowback from
1480
01:43:58.600 --> 01:44:01.239
lying in an article, none,
And there are no rules when you're on
1481
01:44:01.399 --> 01:44:05.399
that side, when you have those
there's no consequences so gone. Megan Kelly
1482
01:44:05.399 --> 01:44:08.359
did a phenomenal interview with you that
went through all these clams, piece by
1483
01:44:08.359 --> 01:44:10.720
piece by piece. I really encourage
people to watch that whole exchange because we
1484
01:44:10.760 --> 01:44:12.840
won't be able to do it justice
here in the five minutes we have left.
1485
01:44:12.960 --> 01:44:15.239
But there are going to be people
like me who aren't persuaded and who
1486
01:44:15.279 --> 01:44:16.640
see this as an issue. In
the fact that it's been such a central
1487
01:44:16.640 --> 01:44:18.439
part of your advocacy means I can't
just sort of put it to the side
1488
01:44:18.439 --> 01:44:20.439
and say I will just ignore you
know, this piece that's been really important
1489
01:44:20.439 --> 01:44:23.600
to you in your life. So
you're running in a Democratic primary, you
1490
01:44:23.600 --> 01:44:25.439
have a lot of people feel even
more showing than me, who think that,
1491
01:44:25.479 --> 01:44:27.760
you know, Dr Palchi is a
hero in all of these things.
1492
01:44:28.079 --> 01:44:30.439
How are you going to persuade them? How are you gonna get them stop?
1493
01:44:30.520 --> 01:44:33.640
Stop? How can you be on
a newscast and you're an indie,
1494
01:44:33.800 --> 01:44:36.359
like like, this show is so
much indie, right, Yeah, it's
1495
01:44:36.399 --> 01:44:39.880
meant to be. Yeah, although
they do it just like a big news
1496
01:44:39.920 --> 01:44:42.760
show. Well, Jakin, which
is fine, it's like the Morning Joe
1497
01:44:42.800 --> 01:44:45.880
of YouTube. Man. Well,
joh, I'm fine with Like, dude,
1498
01:44:45.920 --> 01:44:48.159
there's there's so many we have people
on now all the time that they
1499
01:44:48.479 --> 01:44:53.880
they're making docs that are so shiny. Oh they're slick, they're so good.
1500
01:44:53.960 --> 01:44:57.520
They're like, Wow, I love
that. That's fine, that's fine,
1501
01:44:58.079 --> 01:45:02.159
that's fine. But how can you
be in a position with Chris Is
1502
01:45:02.199 --> 01:45:04.560
that her name Crystal Ball the Ball? What do you? I mean,
1503
01:45:04.680 --> 01:45:09.119
how can you be named Crystal Ball
and not see what's happening here. That's
1504
01:45:09.199 --> 01:45:11.560
part of the reason I think it
might be like a whole setup, because
1505
01:45:11.560 --> 01:45:13.760
I mean, Crystal Ball is really
her name. Yeah, And it's just
1506
01:45:14.439 --> 01:45:18.000
it's just like, there's so much
data out there that is telling you that
1507
01:45:18.159 --> 01:45:23.199
Fauci is not here. I'm for
you to give any lip service to that
1508
01:45:23.880 --> 01:45:28.840
destroys all your credit now. Dave
Smith came out and talked about this as
1509
01:45:28.880 --> 01:45:30.560
well, and he thinks this is
gonna haunt her for the rest of her
1510
01:45:31.520 --> 01:45:38.800
good what she's saying so good,
keep going. Well. First of all,
1511
01:45:38.840 --> 01:45:41.560
I'm not leading with you know my
opinions about vaccines. But what I
1512
01:45:41.600 --> 01:45:43.880
said to people has shown me where
I got it wrong, show me where
1513
01:45:43.920 --> 01:45:45.039
I got my signs wrong. I've
written books about this you know, I
1514
01:45:45.119 --> 01:45:48.640
wrote a book about the link between
the I'm arizonologism that has I think four
1515
01:45:48.800 --> 01:45:56.840
hundred and fifty distilled scientific studies that
confirm and validate that hypothesis and fourteen hundred
1516
01:45:56.880 --> 01:45:59.359
references. And if I got something
wrong, show me where it is.
1517
01:45:59.439 --> 01:46:01.239
And I can have shown you where
things are wrong. But you don't want
1518
01:46:01.239 --> 01:46:04.520
to hear it because I've seen,
you know, numerous fat checks. Doctor
1519
01:46:04.600 --> 01:46:08.760
Vane Prosade, who we you know, really respect, on the COVID vaccine.
1520
01:46:08.920 --> 01:46:10.960
He went through your interview with all
Land. He did a fat chuck.
1521
01:46:11.079 --> 01:46:14.159
I mean, it's not people have
fat check. You should read that.
1522
01:46:14.239 --> 01:46:15.000
I will take a look at it, but I don't think that it's
1523
01:46:15.039 --> 01:46:17.800
fair to stay. Nobody has ever
pointed on anything that's been that's all wrong.
1524
01:46:17.960 --> 01:46:24.079
Well here's what he stopped. Go
back, go back. This is
1525
01:46:24.159 --> 01:46:27.920
the most dist Nope, not that
much. Just a tiny tiny bit to
1526
01:46:28.079 --> 01:46:31.239
her face that I will take a
look, keep it going. Yeah,
1527
01:46:31.359 --> 01:46:33.760
but I don't think that it's fair
to stay. Nobody has ever pointed out
1528
01:46:33.800 --> 01:46:36.880
anything that's been that's all wrong.
Well stop, did you see that?
1529
01:46:38.479 --> 01:46:42.399
Did you see that face? This? Right? Yes? That face is
1530
01:46:43.239 --> 01:46:47.680
this now I'm on your side that
she is doing the work of others.
1531
01:46:48.560 --> 01:46:53.920
That face is a poker face.
That's like a swarmy smile. Look that
1532
01:46:54.119 --> 01:46:58.800
many blinkings means I don't actually believe
what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah,
1533
01:46:59.159 --> 01:47:03.159
so I'm on your side now,
Like that to me is snarky. Oh
1534
01:47:03.279 --> 01:47:08.680
for sure, it's snarky. And
what she's doing is a giant disservice.
1535
01:47:09.079 --> 01:47:12.079
And and I don't know if we
can talk about this on YouTube, all
1536
01:47:12.119 --> 01:47:15.199
this stuff, we'll find out they've
been more liberal with us lately. We'll
1537
01:47:15.199 --> 01:47:17.760
see they've been showing us the fewer
people, but they've been more lenient with
1538
01:47:17.920 --> 01:47:21.319
the monetization. I just don't get
it. I don't get you guys.
1539
01:47:21.319 --> 01:47:25.479
I don't get what we have to
do. I mean, we don't We're
1540
01:47:25.600 --> 01:47:29.600
not we play by the rules.
I mean, dude, I look back,
1541
01:47:30.359 --> 01:47:33.800
like a month ago, we're getting
like more views, and now like
1542
01:47:34.039 --> 01:47:36.479
what do we do? I mean, like we played by the rules.
1543
01:47:36.600 --> 01:47:39.279
Yea. I hear from people.
It's like, dude, I'm not getting
1544
01:47:39.319 --> 01:47:42.720
the alerts, you know. So
if I don't know, uh you subscribe
1545
01:47:44.159 --> 01:47:46.920
is go look at sam Tripli dot
com and see if a new video's up.
1546
01:47:47.119 --> 01:47:49.880
If you'll have to watch on YouTube, I get it. Hit the
1547
01:47:49.920 --> 01:47:54.520
bell icon though that'll for some of
you might you might get an alert if
1548
01:47:54.560 --> 01:47:57.119
you just always go to sam Tripli
dot com. Would you see a new
1549
01:47:57.159 --> 01:48:01.079
episode up every Monday? We're moving
them Monday. We're moving them. Monday
1550
01:48:01.159 --> 01:48:06.319
drops every Monday for most of the
time, if not all the time,
1551
01:48:06.439 --> 01:48:11.840
unless we can't, unless we're not
able to do a podcast, there will
1552
01:48:11.920 --> 01:48:15.279
be a new episode every Monday.
What time would you sit in there?
1553
01:48:15.319 --> 01:48:21.920
Always in the morning, so bye
bye, let's say ten ten am.
1554
01:48:24.520 --> 01:48:29.439
That'll be the audio. Audio usually
goes up like five am east West coast,
1555
01:48:29.640 --> 01:48:31.039
like eight am East coast. Look
at videos a little bit later.
1556
01:48:31.159 --> 01:48:38.520
Keep going, all right, well, here's why people complain about what I
1557
01:48:38.640 --> 01:48:42.439
say. And again I'm not leading
on this issue, so people can either
1558
01:48:42.479 --> 01:48:44.439
take it or leave it. But
if you want to, you know,
1559
01:48:44.680 --> 01:48:46.920
I what you just said about me, that I'm sort of hardheaded and stubborn,
1560
01:48:47.000 --> 01:48:50.439
I just won't get in. You're
wrong about that. If somebody shows
1561
01:48:50.479 --> 01:48:53.479
me where I'm wrong, I'm gonna
correct it. And you know, we
1562
01:48:53.640 --> 01:48:58.439
have the demos probably the most robust
fact checking operation now in North America.
1563
01:48:58.560 --> 01:49:01.680
I have three hundred and fifty PhD's
behind his MD physicians on you know,
1564
01:49:02.359 --> 01:49:08.560
he's advisor board, including until recently
Luke Montaneer won the Nobel Prize for We're
1565
01:49:08.640 --> 01:49:13.359
Discovering the HIV virus. What's his
incentive for bullshitting any of this? You
1566
01:49:13.439 --> 01:49:15.159
know, I just thought he hasn't. It's you know, it's like,
1567
01:49:15.520 --> 01:49:19.720
and I love Joe Rogan, but
you you you know he's he said that
1568
01:49:19.720 --> 01:49:25.199
about conspiracy theorist too. It's like
these people, you know, they're you
1569
01:49:25.319 --> 01:49:29.000
know, they're putting out this information
back in the day, and you know,
1570
01:49:29.119 --> 01:49:32.479
back when the when when Joe was
more on the not necessarily on the
1571
01:49:32.600 --> 01:49:36.680
other side, but more along dis
of like the why would the mainstream media
1572
01:49:36.720 --> 01:49:41.279
line and all that stuff? Right? So so I go, I would
1573
01:49:41.279 --> 01:49:44.399
a guy who's got that last named
Kennedy, why would he wade into these
1574
01:49:44.439 --> 01:49:47.039
waters unless he really pulls well,
I mean like there were times where he
1575
01:49:47.560 --> 01:49:56.000
was anti anti vax and he was
pro climate change. Like but but it's
1576
01:49:56.039 --> 01:49:59.239
like when I go to Rogan,
like I look at what Rogan has gotten
1577
01:49:59.399 --> 01:50:03.079
data data says hey, man,
this is what's really going on. You
1578
01:50:03.279 --> 01:50:09.560
have to allow people a little bit
of room to change their mind. And
1579
01:50:09.680 --> 01:50:14.359
I've said this about Ela Musk.
Now, Ela Musk, is it pure.
1580
01:50:14.720 --> 01:50:18.079
You'll never find anybody that high up. That is it's just the way
1581
01:50:18.079 --> 01:50:21.920
it is. Stop waiting for nights
and shining armor. You have to be
1582
01:50:23.000 --> 01:50:26.399
out. So so for him,
it's like what do you get out of
1583
01:50:26.479 --> 01:50:29.199
this? But what was the other
side get out of this? What does
1584
01:50:29.279 --> 01:50:33.960
christ the Ball get out of this? She has a career. Advertisers want
1585
01:50:34.000 --> 01:50:40.920
to advertise with her, right like
she literally said, by you talking about
1586
01:50:41.000 --> 01:50:44.720
this, this won't sit well with
the party that you're running for. So
1587
01:50:44.840 --> 01:50:47.920
why would he do it? Exactly
unless you believed it, unless you had
1588
01:50:47.960 --> 01:50:50.319
good evidence. Anyway, it ends, I mean it's a long video.
1589
01:50:50.399 --> 01:50:54.640
It ends with her saying like I
just don't want to get bogged down into
1590
01:50:54.720 --> 01:50:57.119
this. You know, we'll just
take you brought it off. We'll take
1591
01:50:57.159 --> 01:51:00.359
your information and put it in the
notes. No, you brought it up.
1592
01:51:00.800 --> 01:51:03.760
And they really, I mean they
really just kind of they really kind
1593
01:51:03.760 --> 01:51:06.359
of side swipe him here. I
call that hit and run journalism, where
1594
01:51:06.359 --> 01:51:09.760
you just kind of throw questions at
a guy and don't give him a chance
1595
01:51:09.840 --> 01:51:13.760
to have a proper answer. Uh, shameful, shame on you, Crystal
1596
01:51:13.840 --> 01:51:18.560
Ball. That's pathetic. You've embarrass
yourself. Yeah, all right, so
1597
01:51:18.760 --> 01:51:23.079
john, so we gotta we gotta
message from a listener. I just want
1598
01:51:23.079 --> 01:51:27.640
to reach Remember I told you I
gotta go four minutes four minutes. You
1599
01:51:27.680 --> 01:51:29.920
said you were leaving at three.
That's eighteen minutes. No, I gotta
1600
01:51:29.960 --> 01:51:32.359
lee. I said I had to
leave at two thirty. Two thirty.
1601
01:51:32.520 --> 01:51:35.760
Yeah, I said that. We
had a text and I said three o'clock
1602
01:51:35.800 --> 01:51:40.520
should be fine, right, Nope, I said to leave by two thirds.
1603
01:51:40.520 --> 01:51:44.840
You never said, are you gonna
make me have to look this up?
1604
01:51:45.720 --> 01:51:48.079
So what you're gonna do? Johnny? I said, what time do
1605
01:51:48.119 --> 01:51:53.840
you think I have to be in
the valley by three thirty? Okay,
1606
01:51:54.720 --> 01:51:57.439
there's no What happened after that?
I said, what time do you think
1607
01:51:57.479 --> 01:52:00.439
you need to leave? Three?
And then I wasn't say anything, Yeah,
1608
01:52:00.439 --> 01:52:03.840
because you don't read text messages.
Yes, so I have to leave
1609
01:52:04.039 --> 01:52:08.720
in eight minutes. So we got
David two of four. I mean less
1610
01:52:08.760 --> 01:52:13.119
like pathetic. You're pathetic. No, I mean this show's gonna be too
1611
01:52:13.199 --> 01:52:16.600
short. Okay, So remember we
told that story about David Copperfield who he
1612
01:52:16.800 --> 01:52:19.479
was getting mugged, and he did
a magic trick to fool the robbers.
1613
01:52:19.720 --> 01:52:24.000
Yeah, well, listener of ours, I'm just gonna read you a message
1614
01:52:24.039 --> 01:52:27.560
I got from a listener. That
story stuck with me over the years,
1615
01:52:27.720 --> 01:52:30.920
and I never forgot it for some
reason. And when I heard I heard
1616
01:52:30.960 --> 01:52:34.039
you mentioned it on broken sim Recently, I saw a cop while I was
1617
01:52:34.079 --> 01:52:38.399
smoking weed walking my dog. I
knew he was coming for me, so
1618
01:52:38.520 --> 01:52:42.119
I palmed the joint and casually walked
toward my car. The cop drove up
1619
01:52:42.159 --> 01:52:45.199
and told me to stop and put
the dog in my car. I knew
1620
01:52:45.239 --> 01:52:48.000
I had one second to pull off
a Copperfield move, which was to grab
1621
01:52:48.119 --> 01:52:53.600
my dog's collar with my right hand
while flicking the joint behind me in one
1622
01:52:53.840 --> 01:52:57.720
set move. I knew the cop
had only he could only look at one
1623
01:52:57.760 --> 01:53:00.159
hand at a time, my dominant
hand. To make a long story short,
1624
01:53:00.239 --> 01:53:03.600
he cuffed me and spent twenty minutes
looking for the weed one hundred feet
1625
01:53:03.600 --> 01:53:06.840
away where he saw me originally,
but it was actually right in front of
1626
01:53:06.920 --> 01:53:11.680
him. Thanks to David Copperfield in
that story from years ago, I avoided
1627
01:53:11.760 --> 01:53:15.319
being arrested by a sleight of hand
technique inspired by Copperfield's attempted mugging. I
1628
01:53:15.399 --> 01:53:18.680
thought you might like that. Are
you in legal trouble? Are you getting
1629
01:53:18.720 --> 01:53:24.199
in trouble with the law? Guess
walk Broken SIM gives the best legal vice
1630
01:53:24.319 --> 01:53:28.479
that you shouldn't listen to unless you're
really desperate and you need a halmared path.
1631
01:53:28.760 --> 01:53:31.520
But listen to Broken SIM and you
two can run magic tricks on law
1632
01:53:31.680 --> 01:53:45.319
enforcement. Broken SIM helping fucking shady
beeball get out of trouble. Okay,
1633
01:53:45.399 --> 01:53:48.239
let's do the news now. Did
you see that? It turns out,
1634
01:53:48.439 --> 01:53:53.359
if you're to believe this Variety story
and a number of other sources, that
1635
01:53:54.520 --> 01:53:59.640
Tucker Carlson got fired as part of
the agreement with Dominion. The word is
1636
01:53:59.800 --> 01:54:03.880
that Tucker Carlson and I mean Fox
News and Dominion, when they made their
1637
01:54:03.920 --> 01:54:09.600
agreement the settlement, they had a
verbal agreement that part of that was the
1638
01:54:09.720 --> 01:54:13.680
fire Tucker Carlson. Yeah, what
do you think about that? I think
1639
01:54:13.720 --> 01:54:15.880
that's possible. And he was we
should say he wasn't a big part of
1640
01:54:15.960 --> 01:54:20.960
this, like they're just doing that
according to Rice or just the kneecap Fox
1641
01:54:21.079 --> 01:54:25.760
News to hurt Fox. Well,
I'm Johnny. I've always talked about this
1642
01:54:25.880 --> 01:54:31.199
and I will continue to tell you
it's like Tucker Carlson was reaching both sides
1643
01:54:31.239 --> 01:54:39.000
of the aisle, like they did
studies that more Democrats listen to Tucker than
1644
01:54:39.159 --> 01:54:44.840
listened to MSNBC. And it goes
back to my whole theory about like why
1645
01:54:44.920 --> 01:54:48.479
they got rid of John Stewart and
because when something gets too powerful that isn't
1646
01:54:49.319 --> 01:54:55.359
isn't what they want, they destroy
it. So now Tucker Carlson's gone,
1647
01:54:55.439 --> 01:54:59.840
They've lost what fifty sixty percent of
their viewers, right, oh yeah,
1648
01:55:00.239 --> 01:55:02.800
so so what you know? And
this is what they talked about with a
1649
01:55:03.800 --> 01:55:10.479
Game of Thrones, it was the
last cultural event for society together. And
1650
01:55:10.720 --> 01:55:14.720
it's like it's almost like the elites
announced that, hey, guys watching this
1651
01:55:14.800 --> 01:55:18.000
because the last time we're gonna all
watch something together. And was proceeded after
1652
01:55:18.079 --> 01:55:24.199
that the death of television, the
moving to stream, so the same thing
1653
01:55:24.239 --> 01:55:30.920
happened with Fox News. Fox News
was the only thing that a major in
1654
01:55:30.439 --> 01:55:35.159
like what ten million people were watching
in a in a in a country of
1655
01:55:35.279 --> 01:55:42.199
three hundred and sixty million, ten
million people watching scared them. I believe
1656
01:55:42.239 --> 01:55:48.439
that now the question is if they
it. They have to figure out ways
1657
01:55:48.520 --> 01:55:53.840
to get rid of things where it
doesn't look like they've they've done it the
1658
01:55:53.960 --> 01:55:57.439
elites right, Like, it's like
you can blame it on dominions. So
1659
01:55:57.640 --> 01:56:00.560
I'm sure they got a whole thing
tank put together. They're about how to
1660
01:56:00.800 --> 01:56:04.960
fix the Joe Rogan problem they got
right, like, this guy's getting way
1661
01:56:05.119 --> 01:56:09.840
more views than any any of our
stuff. How are we gonna do something?
1662
01:56:09.840 --> 01:56:15.079
And then where a rally is a
show? I'm okay. I just
1663
01:56:15.239 --> 01:56:19.279
know the guy talks the guy behind
closed doors all the time. If you're
1664
01:56:19.279 --> 01:56:21.760
asking me, he's not. I
could be wrong. Do you think the
1665
01:56:21.800 --> 01:56:26.199
Spotify agreement was at him to sideline
him? Maybe they thought people wouldn't follow
1666
01:56:26.239 --> 01:56:30.600
him over to Spotify. It's possible
get him off YouTube. Now it seems
1667
01:56:30.600 --> 01:56:34.399
like people did follow him. That's
why I think his next deal will be
1668
01:56:34.479 --> 01:56:39.720
for a billion dollars. You said
that, that's you know, it's funny
1669
01:56:39.760 --> 01:56:43.760
to me that there's this if you
go to a certain part of Twitter and
1670
01:56:43.920 --> 01:56:47.680
like certain you get around a certain
type of person. Rogan is like scum
1671
01:56:47.760 --> 01:56:50.399
of scum of the earth, Like, yeah, there's kind of woman talks
1672
01:56:50.399 --> 01:56:58.079
about like I remember my buddy sent
me a screenshot guy from back Home of
1673
01:56:58.439 --> 01:57:01.600
this woman on ten nerd that he
was swiping and part of the things that
1674
01:57:01.720 --> 01:57:05.159
she people she would never talk to. If you listen to Joe Rogan experience
1675
01:57:05.239 --> 01:57:12.479
swipe left, So imagine doing that. Imagine doing that, Like, what
1676
01:57:12.720 --> 01:57:15.560
what are you doing to your dating
pool by saying to men straight but you
1677
01:57:15.640 --> 01:57:19.319
want from what I get that you
want straight? Man? Who who who
1678
01:57:19.479 --> 01:57:28.079
provides? Is uh, protects and
just humps like a machine. Guys who
1679
01:57:28.279 --> 01:57:31.600
guess what they listened to that demographic
Joe Rogan good luck, right, that's
1680
01:57:31.640 --> 01:57:35.279
what they listen to. So it's
like good luck on the story. That's
1681
01:57:35.279 --> 01:57:40.439
like a guy going, okay,
uh. If you're a girl, all
1682
01:57:40.520 --> 01:57:46.039
right and you love uh, you
love uh, you love music festivals,
1683
01:57:46.359 --> 01:57:53.199
listen to murder podcasts and just love
taking pictures of you. I'm putting them
1684
01:57:53.239 --> 01:57:58.399
on Instagram. Swipe black left,
swipe last. It's like you're getting rid
1685
01:57:58.439 --> 01:58:01.079
of everybody. Some people just hate
Rogan, and it's clear to me they've
1686
01:58:01.119 --> 01:58:03.760
never listened to the game Yeah,
and they just don't understand it. It
1687
01:58:03.880 --> 01:58:10.560
just represents an archetype that they have
been brainwashed to hate. Yeah, right,
1688
01:58:11.359 --> 01:58:15.119
it's just the way it is like, and it's hilarious because when the
1689
01:58:15.199 --> 01:58:18.199
other side does that, and they
do it a lot right where it's like
1690
01:58:18.319 --> 01:58:21.079
if they don't like something like,
oh, you're big at you're a fascist,
1691
01:58:21.119 --> 01:58:24.199
you're all that, you just hate
something for just hating it, and
1692
01:58:24.279 --> 01:58:30.000
but then they openly do it right, generalization all that shit. So Henry
1693
01:58:30.039 --> 01:58:32.479
Kissinger somehow has turned a hundred.
I thought you were supposed to only I
1694
01:58:32.560 --> 01:58:38.239
don't understand somebody that fat and evil
can make that. Yeah. So two
1695
01:58:38.319 --> 01:58:43.720
things that were funny about this.
The Economist did this story. Look at
1696
01:58:43.720 --> 01:58:47.720
the headline here Henry Kissinger explains how
to avoid World War three. By the
1697
01:58:47.800 --> 01:58:53.840
way, guys, look at where
his pants are. They're up tits.
1698
01:58:54.079 --> 01:58:58.640
His pants are up by his tits. Bro It's crazy, I tweeted next
1699
01:58:58.680 --> 01:59:00.960
week from The Economist, get your
shit together with this advice from Britney Spears.
1700
01:59:01.279 --> 01:59:03.680
Yes, I mean, like,
what are they talking about? Henry
1701
01:59:03.720 --> 01:59:12.079
Kissinger given us a Sebastian's halfway there? Have you seen Sebastian? He loves
1702
01:59:12.119 --> 01:59:15.560
the jacket. So Sunday Morning sent
ted Copple's old ass. In the interview,
1703
01:59:15.640 --> 01:59:20.720
Kissinger, he may be and he
tries to pay Kissinger down on Cambodia,
1704
01:59:21.439 --> 01:59:25.600
like saying, hey man, you
know, some people say you're a
1705
01:59:25.680 --> 01:59:28.840
war criminal and we shouldn't even be
interviewing you because of your role in Cambodia.
1706
01:59:28.840 --> 01:59:31.560
And Kissinger does not like it.
Critics were not even alive when the
1707
01:59:31.640 --> 01:59:40.600
events they condemned occurred. There are
people at our broadcast who are questioning the
1708
01:59:40.840 --> 01:59:46.560
legitimacy of even doing an interview with
you. They feel that strongly about what
1709
01:59:46.760 --> 01:59:51.279
they consider. How put it in
language, they would use your criminality,
1710
01:59:53.039 --> 02:00:02.079
that a refliction of the ignorance.
It wasn't stop stop Now. Will you
1711
02:00:02.199 --> 02:00:08.479
play the Empire the Emperor from Star
Wars and see if they have the exact
1712
02:00:08.560 --> 02:00:17.399
same voice in time? You will
call not by Kissinger conceived that way,
1713
02:00:18.760 --> 02:00:27.159
wasn't conducted that way. But there
is no question when you and President Nixon
1714
02:00:27.760 --> 02:00:34.159
conceived of the bombing of Cambodia,
you did it in order to interdict comment.
1715
02:00:34.840 --> 02:00:42.760
We have been bombing with drones and
all kinds of weapons, every girl
1716
02:00:43.920 --> 02:00:49.319
unit that we were opposing. It's
been the same in every administration of either
1717
02:00:49.479 --> 02:00:58.000
party. The consequences in Cambodia.
I love that his excuses, what about
1718
02:00:58.199 --> 02:01:01.239
what everybody else does? Yeah?
I love that you think this is teg
1719
02:01:01.319 --> 02:01:04.680
Copple going. I could finally take
him if if if I broke out,
1720
02:01:05.119 --> 02:01:11.479
I could beat the shit out of
Henry Kissinger finally. R it's so weird.
1721
02:01:11.520 --> 02:01:16.720
I mean, he just watching is
a program you're doing. Because I'm
1722
02:01:16.760 --> 02:01:23.720
gonna be hundred years old and you're
picking a topic of something that happened sixty
1723
02:01:23.840 --> 02:01:29.159
years ago. You have to know
that it was a necessary step. Now,
1724
02:01:29.399 --> 02:01:34.600
the younger generation fields that if they
can raise their emotions, they don't
1725
02:01:34.640 --> 02:01:41.079
have to think. If they think, they won't ask that question. So,
1726
02:01:42.720 --> 02:01:45.760
Eric, do you know why he
got the got the Nobel Peace Prize
1727
02:01:46.239 --> 02:01:51.279
Because China was on the brink of
starvation because Mao killed everybody, right,
1728
02:01:51.760 --> 02:01:57.920
and he stepped in and he begins
the building up of China into what it
1729
02:01:58.119 --> 02:02:02.600
is today, which is try to
destroy America. Right. His big worry,
1730
02:02:02.640 --> 02:02:04.920
by the way, now is AI. That's what he's focusing. I
1731
02:02:05.000 --> 02:02:10.000
love this guy's worried about AI.
Hey, Hey, hey, Henry Kissinger,
1732
02:02:10.079 --> 02:02:13.800
you're worried about AI. Show me
how to upload to Instagram? First,
1733
02:02:13.840 --> 02:02:15.840
show me how to do that?
Can you show me how to upload
1734
02:02:15.880 --> 02:02:19.479
the Instagram show me how to tweet
first, and then not listening to you
1735
02:02:19.560 --> 02:02:26.720
on AI. All right, almost
done here if you believe this. So
1736
02:02:26.840 --> 02:02:30.119
there's just a dumb business insight.
It came out a mid feud with Putin
1737
02:02:30.840 --> 02:02:36.520
Wagner. Wagner mercenary leader, offered
Ukrainians the locations of invading troops in exchange
1738
02:02:36.560 --> 02:02:41.039
for sparing his four higher army.
Leaked documents revealed. So you know,
1739
02:02:41.079 --> 02:02:45.600
there's this guy who runs that mercenary
group for Russia and they're saying that he
1740
02:02:45.720 --> 02:02:47.800
got so pissed off with Putin.
I guess there was he was like not
1741
02:02:47.880 --> 02:02:51.359
supporting them and they weren't getting the
money they were owed that he offered the
1742
02:02:51.479 --> 02:02:57.119
Ukrainians troop positions of the Russian Army
in exchange for just leaving light, letting
1743
02:02:57.159 --> 02:03:00.239
them passing them by, basically not
fighting his neck. That interesting. So
1744
02:03:00.399 --> 02:03:04.399
that's either extreme propaganda. I believe
that's what it is. The guys denied
1745
02:03:04.439 --> 02:03:08.920
it by the way of they're trying
to do. What's he gonna say,
1746
02:03:08.960 --> 02:03:12.000
They're trying to give dissent into the
army. They have no chance, dude,
1747
02:03:12.199 --> 02:03:16.239
And an apparent escalation of you have
guinny Prijhgoshan's public food feud with Vladimir
1748
02:03:16.319 --> 02:03:21.439
Putin over his four Higher Army.
The leader says that he or they claimed
1749
02:03:21.479 --> 02:03:27.079
that the leader offered to sell out
the locations of Russian troops in exchange from
1750
02:03:27.159 --> 02:03:30.680
mercy on the battlefield from the Ukrainian
Army. Anyway, I just wanted to
1751
02:03:30.760 --> 02:03:36.399
hit that. Um uh, well
in I guess with this. I had
1752
02:03:36.439 --> 02:03:40.960
a lot more, but we can
end with this Elon video. How do
1753
02:03:41.039 --> 02:03:44.560
you make a choice you don't see, I mean in terms of when you're
1754
02:03:44.600 --> 02:03:46.479
going to engage. I mean,
for example, even today, Elon you
1755
02:03:46.640 --> 02:03:51.199
you tweeted this thing about George Soros. Well, I'm looking forward because I
1756
02:03:51.199 --> 02:03:54.239
want to make sure I quote it
properly. But I mean, you know
1757
02:03:54.319 --> 02:04:01.239
what you woke, but you basically
like calm down people to you said,
1758
02:04:01.279 --> 02:04:04.920
he wants to rude the very fabric
of civilization. Source hates humanity. Like
1759
02:04:05.159 --> 02:04:09.119
when you do something like that,
I think that's true. That's my opinion.
1760
02:04:09.279 --> 02:04:13.359
Okay, but why share it?
Why share it? Especially because why
1761
02:04:13.399 --> 02:04:18.039
share it? May not agree that
a Trump move? Remember Trump totally yeah
1762
02:04:18.560 --> 02:04:21.479
that like, what what are you? What are you talking about? Obviously
1763
02:04:21.840 --> 02:04:26.600
why, like, look at that? Why share it? When people who
1764
02:04:26.640 --> 02:04:30.279
buy Teslas may not agree with you, advertisers on Twitter may not agree with
1765
02:04:30.399 --> 02:04:32.560
you. Um, why not just
say hey, I think this. You
1766
02:04:32.640 --> 02:04:34.760
can tell me, we can talk
about it over there, you can tell
1767
02:04:34.800 --> 02:04:40.880
your friends. But why share it? Why? I mean, this is
1768
02:04:41.079 --> 02:04:43.720
freedom of speech. I allowed to
say whatever you absolutely are, But I'm
1769
02:04:43.720 --> 02:04:45.680
trying to understand why you do because
you have to know it's got to stop.
1770
02:04:45.920 --> 02:04:49.960
Stop. So, so this is
like and then I will go.
1771
02:04:50.319 --> 02:04:58.399
Then explain to me why these companies
are doing advertisement promotions which are being met
1772
02:04:58.880 --> 02:05:02.720
with complete and utter disdain, Yet
they keep doing it. You love trans
1773
02:05:02.840 --> 02:05:06.560
you love gage, you love interracial
couples, That's fine. I don't care
1774
02:05:08.000 --> 02:05:12.960
your your customers don't seem to enjoy
those in your ads, Yet you still
1775
02:05:13.039 --> 02:05:15.079
do that. It's offensive to a
lot of people. How is that opposite?
1776
02:05:15.279 --> 02:05:19.119
How is that not exactly what you're
telling me to? Not too right?
1777
02:05:19.479 --> 02:05:25.439
I mean, like this is this
literally thing called woke is doing what
1778
02:05:25.720 --> 02:05:30.000
you're yelling at me about or yelling
at him about. Yeah, I mean
1779
02:05:30.159 --> 02:05:33.960
put in the middle of I mean
just the partisan divide in the country.
1780
02:05:34.039 --> 02:05:38.239
It makes you a lightning rod for
criticism. I mean, do you like
1781
02:05:38.439 --> 02:05:41.640
that? Can we just say this
is something that Trump has mastered. Like
1782
02:05:41.720 --> 02:05:45.640
you said, anyone, the power
of not caring is ultimate. Like,
1783
02:05:45.720 --> 02:05:47.920
if you don't care what this guy
says to you or what he can do
1784
02:05:48.039 --> 02:05:51.960
to you, it's ultimate power.
It's freedom. I have an old saying
1785
02:05:53.199 --> 02:05:56.600
like in the land of the shiny
objects, no one likes a guy who
1786
02:05:56.720 --> 02:06:00.520
stomps around steel told boots on right, just like just kicking down everything and
1787
02:06:00.640 --> 02:06:03.760
not giving a shit. That's really
what it is, dude, All these
1788
02:06:03.920 --> 02:06:10.479
shiny, bright objects smash right,
that's what he's doing. Listen. The
1789
02:06:11.119 --> 02:06:16.800
fear of cancel culture is its huge
power. Now, once Joe Rogan got
1790
02:06:16.840 --> 02:06:20.560
to a place where they they took
the m word, did a four minute
1791
02:06:20.680 --> 02:06:26.359
thing on him. And by the
way, by the way, that video
1792
02:06:26.560 --> 02:06:30.000
didn't come from the left. That
came from the right, and it and
1793
02:06:30.159 --> 02:06:33.000
that was the culmination. You you've
forgotten but or you didn't mention it.
1794
02:06:33.319 --> 02:06:38.239
But you told me a long time
before any of that that they were kind
1795
02:06:38.239 --> 02:06:41.199
of rolling their way up to Rogan, they were getting all the people around
1796
02:06:41.239 --> 02:06:44.479
him, slowly sniping them, and
they did, and then they culminated with
1797
02:06:44.560 --> 02:06:46.960
them trying to take no. It
started with Rogan, right, and then
1798
02:06:47.039 --> 02:06:51.279
that video first came. That video
made two rounds of cancelation. So the
1799
02:06:51.359 --> 02:06:56.560
first round he came out, nothing
happened. That's when they started. They
1800
02:06:56.640 --> 02:07:00.800
started taking out his soldiers. Yeah, and then it culminated with the the
1801
02:07:01.079 --> 02:07:04.840
M word video again the second time, and it said you remember the people
1802
02:07:04.880 --> 02:07:09.279
like you did the Spotify deals.
Yeah, and you remember when that company
1803
02:07:09.479 --> 02:07:12.319
was like we found this video.
He didn't find it. It was out
1804
02:07:12.399 --> 02:07:15.319
there. Yeah, that's so funny. You shared this too, and I
1805
02:07:16.520 --> 02:07:19.439
this Nick Flint, I think,
what do we think about this guy?
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02:07:20.239 --> 02:07:26.399
Because he shared he's got Here's what
it is about Niche it straight from the
1807
02:07:26.479 --> 02:07:29.399
tap. I want it raw.
I don't want to wait a moment when
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02:07:29.439 --> 02:07:31.279
the milk is good. I want
to start drinking the milk. Same thing
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02:07:31.319 --> 02:07:35.199
goes with I don't want to turn
stop it. Listen, I listen.
1810
02:07:35.720 --> 02:07:42.159
I can separate Nick's intelligence from his
message. Now. I will tell you
1811
02:07:42.359 --> 02:07:46.600
if you sat down and actually wrote
down everything that Nick says in terms of
1812
02:07:46.760 --> 02:07:50.640
like all these things that are being
past, all these movements are going,
1813
02:07:50.880 --> 02:07:54.479
I bet you if he did real
deep dies on him, you find that
1814
02:07:54.600 --> 02:07:56.560
most of them, if not all
of them, are true, right,
1815
02:07:57.079 --> 02:08:00.560
and these are what we're calling dangerous
facts, right that people will get very
1816
02:08:00.600 --> 02:08:03.960
nervous about what he's saying. But
if you listen to him on Alex Jones,
1817
02:08:03.000 --> 02:08:09.039
you listened on Temple, he is
spitting out facts. Okay, he's
1818
02:08:09.039 --> 02:08:13.680
just been up. Though. My
thought is that is he is he allowed
1819
02:08:13.720 --> 02:08:18.760
to say all that? Or is
he saying all that because he's also saying
1820
02:08:18.800 --> 02:08:22.800
shit like this, which is that
he wants when he's thirty to get a
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02:08:22.840 --> 02:08:24.640
sixteen year old bride because that's when
the milk is fresh. Well, well
1822
02:08:24.760 --> 02:08:30.199
he's a virgin at what age?
I don't know, Like like, I'm
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02:08:30.279 --> 02:08:37.439
sorry, it's it's that's very questionable. He's a he's twenty four and he's
1824
02:08:37.479 --> 02:08:41.439
a virgin. And does he seem
like he's he's missus, he's not.
1825
02:08:41.640 --> 02:08:46.760
He doesn't have any confidence. Does
nick just find some twenty year old,
1826
02:08:46.960 --> 02:08:48.840
twenty nine year old woman that I
have something in common with? And it's
1827
02:08:48.880 --> 02:08:54.359
like, hey, properly aged like
wine. Women know age like wine,
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02:08:54.439 --> 02:08:58.840
the age like milky age like wine. That's not how their hormones work.
1829
02:09:00.039 --> 02:09:03.720
That's not how they work. Yeah, I gotta find I gotta find my
1830
02:09:03.079 --> 02:09:07.760
sixteen year old life. See stop. That's that's so when he says it
1831
02:09:07.880 --> 02:09:11.600
like that, that is I'm saying
something really edgy. Look at this edgy
1832
02:09:11.720 --> 02:09:16.640
thing. I'm saying that he knows
they're gonna clip up and put everywhere.
1833
02:09:16.920 --> 02:09:20.000
Is that to spoil? Do you
think, though it's possible that that is
1834
02:09:20.119 --> 02:09:22.600
said to spoil the actual message that
the good things he says, the smart
1835
02:09:22.680 --> 02:09:26.159
things he said, I don't know
if they're like the things you were talking
1836
02:09:26.159 --> 02:09:28.520
about then, I don't know if
they're good. Well, I mean,
1837
02:09:28.640 --> 02:09:33.199
like they're facts. Are facts good
or bad? They could be scary?
1838
02:09:33.359 --> 02:09:35.760
Well, the things that have virtue, I guess that he says, which
1839
02:09:35.800 --> 02:09:41.640
he does say. He's saying things
that get most people banished to the to
1840
02:09:41.760 --> 02:09:45.760
the nether worlds. Right. Do
you think there's a strategy here, like
1841
02:09:45.840 --> 02:09:48.319
a greater strategy at play. Well, I mean some people do believe he's
1842
02:09:48.359 --> 02:09:52.000
controlled opposition. I don't know,
it's possible he has a strategy though.
1843
02:09:52.439 --> 02:09:56.680
Oh yeah. His strategy is I'm
gonna say the edgiest things possible. That's
1844
02:09:56.720 --> 02:10:01.359
why I'm like so edgy kind of
boxers, right, right, I mean
1845
02:10:01.479 --> 02:10:05.079
so you're a conservative, right,
You're you're coming off as a conservative,
1846
02:10:05.319 --> 02:10:09.800
a conservative Christian, Okay, Like
that's that group seems to be anti pedophile
1847
02:10:09.960 --> 02:10:13.119
right now, right, so then
you're like, I'm gonna get a sixteen
1848
02:10:13.239 --> 02:10:20.680
year old right? That to me
sounds like you're you're saying edgy things to
1849
02:10:20.840 --> 02:10:24.960
be shared around, because that's a
strategy. All you have to do is
1850
02:10:24.000 --> 02:10:28.119
say the edgy is shit, and
somebody passes around. They they hate share
1851
02:10:28.159 --> 02:10:31.600
it. They like, can you
believe he's saying this is so awesome?
1852
02:10:31.640 --> 02:10:35.760
He's not afraid to say these things. So that's it. That's it.
1853
02:10:35.960 --> 02:10:41.439
And I think he's gay. Last
story, professor professor at Texas any And
1854
02:10:41.520 --> 02:10:45.600
the reason I think he's gay is
because you're twenty four, high profile and
1855
02:10:45.760 --> 02:10:48.159
you're making money like you should.
I mean, it's like, I call
1856
02:10:48.199 --> 02:10:52.159
it the Ac Green effect. Right, we talked about a Green about being
1857
02:10:52.199 --> 02:10:56.279
a virgin. Who I don't remember
that? Are you talking about it?
1858
02:10:56.279 --> 02:11:01.199
I'm saying I don't remember you're talking
about Well Ac Green one isn't NBA career
1859
02:11:01.359 --> 02:11:05.399
as a virgin. He's like,
I couldn't meet a nice woman because he's
1860
02:11:05.399 --> 02:11:09.439
super religious. But he played in
La Phoenix, Dallas, and Miami.
1861
02:11:09.520 --> 02:11:13.520
And you couldn't find a good Christian
woman in any of those cities. La,
1862
02:11:13.640 --> 02:11:20.439
I get, but Phoenix, Dallas, Dallas, Miami. Come on.
1863
02:11:20.760 --> 02:11:26.800
So here's our last AI scary story. Professor flunks all his students after
1864
02:11:26.960 --> 02:11:31.119
chat gpt falsely claims it wrote their
papers. At Texas A and M University,
1865
02:11:31.279 --> 02:11:37.880
seniors who had already graduated were denied
their diplomas because an instructor incorrectly used
1866
02:11:37.920 --> 02:11:41.640
AI software to detect cheating. So
he asked chat gpt if his class was
1867
02:11:41.760 --> 02:11:46.399
cheating using chat gpt, and it
was like, yeah, these guys are
1868
02:11:46.399 --> 02:11:50.399
all cheating, and he failed all
of them. They're a great example of
1869
02:11:50.520 --> 02:11:54.520
how intelligent people are dumb. Like, this guy is super duper intelligent.
1870
02:11:54.600 --> 02:12:00.199
He is not smart. And it
gets back to this whole thing where sis
1871
02:12:00.439 --> 02:12:03.439
God like, because this guy go, it must be true. Yeah,
1872
02:12:03.560 --> 02:12:07.000
that's it. Yeah, it has
to be true. Johnny, I sent
1873
02:12:07.079 --> 02:12:11.439
you a video the other day.
Two things. I want to play two
1874
02:12:11.560 --> 02:12:15.159
things. I want you to play
the Kevin Garnett. Oh yeah, okay,
1875
02:12:15.560 --> 02:12:18.399
thing real quick, I'll play this
while I'm looking at the Kevin.
1876
02:12:18.439 --> 02:12:24.119
I got a scheme. Fucking you're
fucking fucking you bloody blood bloody bustard,
1877
02:12:24.159 --> 02:12:33.680
bauldy fucking mad blacky fuck bitchick you
fuck you you fucking bloody Bostard bench word,
1878
02:12:33.760 --> 02:12:41.880
bloody band you blanddard blood you know
hi, bloody fucking and then what
1879
02:12:41.039 --> 02:12:46.920
you want to why fuck me?
I fuck you bloody bloody bustard, fucking
1880
02:12:46.039 --> 02:12:54.960
running like lady blot. What the
fuck? Man? Fucking fucking no hard
1881
02:12:54.000 --> 02:12:58.520
at me? An? Why I
sharting at me? Because I am going
1882
02:12:58.560 --> 02:13:01.439
through the bare doing your do other
places? Why are you starving because of
1883
02:13:01.520 --> 02:13:05.000
this? If you are doing I
don't know you are doing like this?
1884
02:13:05.000 --> 02:13:11.359
I think you have to going back? Stop good man? Is that?
1885
02:13:11.800 --> 02:13:13.159
What do you think? If you're
doing like this one? You are going
1886
02:13:13.199 --> 02:13:16.399
at king somebody as funny if you
were run't even like that one? Are
1887
02:13:16.439 --> 02:13:22.800
you kind of fucking farlan? Obviously
English isn't their first language. Why are
1888
02:13:22.840 --> 02:13:26.159
they talking in the other leg It
must be one must be like Hendy and
1889
02:13:26.239 --> 02:13:30.199
the other some other like something.
I don't know which one. Did you
1890
02:13:30.279 --> 02:13:31.720
want the biker guy or the okay? So I want to end on this
1891
02:13:31.960 --> 02:13:37.640
okay because it feel good thing?
So Johnny listen to how Kevin Gardner says
1892
02:13:37.680 --> 02:13:41.439
he would coverage. Yell, kitch
real quick. Okay, if I'm having
1893
02:13:41.479 --> 02:13:43.359
a guard joker right now, bro, the first thing I'm gonna do,
1894
02:13:43.399 --> 02:13:46.399
I'm going to initiate the fight early. So would you take it out?
1895
02:13:46.479 --> 02:13:50.600
And you're you're trailing man waiting on
you. I'm at the free line at
1896
02:13:50.720 --> 02:13:54.560
that end. Why I'm gonna do
a little bit, Gonna run up together
1897
02:13:54.720 --> 02:13:58.399
a little bit. Smell your colone, your half spright, Yeah, okay,
1898
02:13:58.560 --> 02:14:01.479
smell a little bit. By time
we get to three point, I'm
1899
02:14:01.479 --> 02:14:05.920
gonna run back because I got some
responsibilities. As you're going to pick a
1900
02:14:05.000 --> 02:14:07.920
road boom, we're gonna we're gonna
go in to pick a roll together.
1901
02:14:07.159 --> 02:14:09.600
I'm gonna walk through the down and
I'm calling and go on to us.
1902
02:14:11.720 --> 02:14:13.840
Come on. If I got a
show, I'm gonna show early. Yeah,
1903
02:14:13.960 --> 02:14:16.560
but I'm not. I gotta switch
it up next time I come down.
1904
02:14:16.560 --> 02:14:20.079
I may let him run, yeah, give himself, but get take
1905
02:14:20.159 --> 02:14:24.159
one like okay, cannot give him
the same thing because guess what he's doing.
1906
02:14:24.760 --> 02:14:26.760
Joke is so smart. He letting
you come down, and he let
1907
02:14:26.800 --> 02:14:28.880
you initially He's like a counter punch. He let you swing from boom bam.
1908
02:14:30.000 --> 02:14:33.119
Did he adjust it so in that
either you got to mix it up
1909
02:14:33.159 --> 02:14:35.600
initihape and then in the office.
I love can By the way, Johnny
1910
02:14:35.760 --> 02:14:39.760
stopping shape, you watch the way
this is the part if I'm having a
1911
02:14:39.880 --> 02:14:41.600
guard. The last part here,
by the way, Johnny, just so
1912
02:14:41.760 --> 02:14:46.000
you know, that's how I played
Comedy League basketball. Okay, except for
1913
02:14:46.039 --> 02:14:48.239
the last part where he said I'm
gonna see how in shape you are.
1914
02:14:48.279 --> 02:14:50.399
I run you to death. That
was not you. No, I ran
1915
02:14:50.600 --> 02:14:54.600
because yeah, sometimes I show up
on go okay try to play basketball.
1916
02:14:54.960 --> 02:14:58.359
But you know, wait, what's
that like that? It's awful? Your
1917
02:14:58.399 --> 02:15:03.439
nose is you're trying to keep up
me, dude, I used to hit
1918
02:15:03.640 --> 02:15:07.520
but dude Bratt Moore and would come
around the corner on the baseline and I
1919
02:15:07.640 --> 02:15:11.239
would ring his bell and he'd be
like, what the fuck And I'd be
1920
02:15:11.319 --> 02:15:15.439
like, no, lay ups,
dog, no lay I brought Biggie's bath
1921
02:15:15.520 --> 02:15:20.399
up me and Adam Ray. And
Adam Ray is a fucking great comic and
1922
02:15:20.520 --> 02:15:24.199
he's dude, but he's a thick
man dog. He's my I think i'd
1923
02:15:24.199 --> 02:15:28.880
say he's about five eleven, really
okay, but he's a thick man.
1924
02:15:28.039 --> 02:15:31.760
Him and I used to bang bro
download dude, we used to go at
1925
02:15:31.840 --> 02:15:35.880
it. We used to go at
it. That's how I played basketball before
1926
02:15:35.920 --> 02:15:39.600
I got too slow and lost my
shot. And I just left the league
1927
02:15:39.680 --> 02:15:45.600
because Rick Klassman ruined the basketball league
by bringing in Ringers. I love KG.
1928
02:15:46.279 --> 02:15:48.680
I love him, so we're gonna
end on this. He would have
1929
02:15:48.720 --> 02:15:50.279
been a great This is a feel
good story. I love this story.
1930
02:15:50.560 --> 02:15:54.439
I think it's cool when I say
practice abundance, this is what I mean.
1931
02:15:54.720 --> 02:15:58.680
Bicker gives real quick go to Sam
Tripli dot com for all my dates.
1932
02:16:00.119 --> 02:16:03.159
I may do Mississippi. It's not
looking good right now, but Louisiana
1933
02:16:03.279 --> 02:16:09.039
is definitely on, so let's go. Bicker tries trike gives trike bike is
1934
02:16:09.079 --> 02:16:13.279
a bicker that's a biker. Biker
gives trike bike a push up the hill
1935
02:16:13.359 --> 02:16:18.560
on the freeway. All right,
let's see what we got here. Oh,
1936
02:16:18.680 --> 02:16:28.640
this is like somebody they're with.
They're one of those shaw Oh I
1937
02:16:28.760 --> 02:16:33.319
see, I just got a motorcycle. If you're playing along, is helping
1938
02:16:33.440 --> 02:16:37.920
this guy on a rickshaw go up
this up this hill on and he's got
1939
02:16:39.000 --> 02:16:43.159
like a bunch of ship. I
hate that so cool. That's abundance.
1940
02:16:43.440 --> 02:16:48.520
That that to me is abundance.
All right, guys, we love you.
1941
02:16:48.200 --> 02:16:50.959
We will see you soon. Thank
you for tuning to be us.
1942
02:16:52.079 --> 02:16:56.280
Guys. Give us a five star
review. Share our content. It's gonna
1943
02:16:56.280 --> 02:16:58.520
be on Twitter soon so soon then
later. All right, guys, we
1944
02:16:58.639 --> 02:17:01.799
love you very much. Thank you
for your support. Spread the word and
1945
02:17:03.079 --> 02:17:11.120
have a great week. Body pick
up your guitar, sing me your song.
1946
02:17:13.959 --> 02:17:22.840
This was Gruger's Paradise now the Googler
is gone. Was a cool little
1947
02:17:22.959 --> 02:17:41.559
city. But timeout song throwing,
brewing gone. Hold up, gosh,
1948
02:17:43.319 --> 02:17:58.239
we dated. We're breaking you Grammar
day. Here the bulldos as blue stole
1949
02:17:58.520 --> 02:18:15.799
for the camera with your sunlasses,
all growing, growing, gone, craze
1950
02:18:16.000 --> 02:18:28.200
on the skylight, bobbing up through
the team, backs on the tables and
1951
02:18:28.399 --> 02:18:41.079
douches on the breeze. Pick up. And I told you by I don't
1952
02:18:41.120 --> 02:18:54.440
mean getting bad. Don't know how
you survived so many people, And it
1953
02:18:54.559 --> 02:19:50.600
won't be to growing. It's just
came back straight off the rack. Once
1954
02:19:50.680 --> 02:20:03.280
the house. It's over. Color
bla. You can't get talk and I'm
1955
02:20:03.399 --> 02:20:18.760
playing, I doing man, I
do some bid. But you can't cut
1956
02:20:18.840 --> 02:20:58.719
it in because you have to move
on. Groween growing gone h
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Wrote them, Simulation wrote them.
Simulation Sam truthful. Welcome to Johnny Woodard
2
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Purzett's Broke in Simulation starring Johnny Wood. And come on now, come on,
3
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come on, Sam. Shot out
of a cannon today. Feeling good,
4
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bro I'm feeling good, feeling good, looking good, feeling good.
5
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I'm taking some of that stuff that's
like black. It's like black lava stuff
6
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or black tar, like shela or
whatever. Yeah, I'm taking that.
7
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I took a little today, brought
a lot of heat today. I've been
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asked to Johnny. I got a
new show. Another new show, wait,
9
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another one other than the one you
mentioned the other day. I have
10
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a new show. Go what is
it. It's gonna be called Hands Up.
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And it's with my my Zane Helper
is with a big production company and
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they want me to just break down
street fight videos. It's only gonna be
13
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forty five minutes of work. So
it's gonna get in, get out,
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bang bang, and and you have
your planning Okay, okay, let me
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just run down the list. Though
we know all the podcasts you already have,
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like seven, and you're talking about
doing an x files thing where you
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watch x files to Ryan and you're
talking about doing a thing where you break
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down clips at your house of like
conspiracies, and well, that's that's on
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my rock fin account. Go to
rock Finn still or shows that take time
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to make though, No, no, no, these shows like the shows
21
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that, like so the fight show
that I'm doing, I'm doing no work
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or showing up. I just show
up and talk mad shit. You're gonna
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be so burnt out. Probably probably
daddy needs cash. Okay, daddy's daddy
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needs I won't begrudge you that.
If you're making money, do it.
25
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I gotta make money, bro.
So anyways, so I just got hired
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to my buddy Zane who it goes
on the road with me. By the
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way, looking like most likely Jackson's
not gonna happen really, oh yeah,
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almost no tickets there. That's weird. That's a weird place. So we
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called the call. They're like,
yeah, his ac used to go to
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this other club over on the other
side of town. I mean, I'm
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a white guy. I could tell
by the voice you just did yea yeah.
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Now see here yeah no, here
the goals on the other side of
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two John that was not Sam tripling. Johnny did that bad impression Johnny's first
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big impression on the show, like
amos and swinging a racist. That's what
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that was, swinging a racist.
You're black. That was not my bike.
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That was your black voice. Mine's
like, yeah, mine was cool.
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I did cool black voice. You
did just escape the plantation black voice.
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So don't you even think that they
are the same thing. Dude.
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I didn't smooth black. Okay,
I did smooth black. You did free
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black. Okay, totally different,
totally different. No, that's a if
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it one. Okay, I did
not do that voice. But the whole
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point was is that, um,
we might be having to not called a
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day. I don't know, man, I am really an idiot, and
44
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when I do, when I work, I like, I'm a real idiot.
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I have I have, I have
eights, No I have. Can
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I say I belief in myself?
Like, even in the face of all
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this adversity, I've I've I have
this retarded faith in myself. Do not
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keep saying it because I'm gonna have
to it's the first ten minutes. I'm
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probably gonna have to beat those,
Okay, But I do have this belief.
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I have strength, belief in myself. Strength. Yeah, you've got.
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I have strength belief in myself,
all right, Like I really believe
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in myself, and so I take
on these missions impossible, Okay, And
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you know we're gonna do this club. I looked it up. It's like
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a black club. It's what we
call urban. After after I agreed to
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it and I was like, why
aren't I selling any tickets in this area?
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Did the guy who booked you know
that it was a black club?
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It's his club? Oh okay,
yeah, yeah. So you know,
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like I used to do what,
well, we won't call him black clubs.
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clubs when I moved l A.
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i'll get into that. So like
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I really um. I just want
stay times so badly that I would just
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play anywhere because if you like doing
it with Paul Mooney or something, I'm
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like, okay, that makes sense. Well back and then I loved going
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and my whole thing was like I
could perform anywhere, anywhere at any time.
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Now I'm not now, even though
I'm about saying I still can do
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it. It's just a matter of
if anybody's gonna be a crowd to watch
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you perform it. Yeah, no, it's not even that. But it's
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like things have definitely gotten a little
bit more niche. Let's say there's more
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niche comedy, like either your super
mainstream talk about broad strokes on maybe real
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topics. Right, it's niche here, not snitchier niche here, it's more
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niche. Right, I'm saying,
like, unless you do very broad strokes,
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which I call pop comedy or mainstream
comedy. You know that's that's that.
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very specific, uh type of stand
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up where I like to be very
honest about my life and my views and
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black people they don't like to be
honest a lot, dude. But you're
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it's very easy to find someone who
gets does not like white people and they
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view me as white. Oh yeah, I mean your cornerstone bid is that
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you like to be called the inward
and bid. Yeah, that probably doesn't
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fly there. Okay, my love
of they probably will love my love of
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hot black way, but they probably
would like my descriptions of the black chicks
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I like. Okay, Uh,
they probably won't like that. They probably
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won't like me talking about black people
killing it in in commercials. I mean,
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they don't mind that room. If
you did end up going, would
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you not do those things? I
would, I would. I would do
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it scientifically. I would do a
whole bunch of comedy that's very relatable.
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Get them on my side, then
see what I can get away when I
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got it right. My style,
Johnny, have I told you my style
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of comedy. It's called gator roll. Okay, my style is a gator
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roll. I killed the crowd like
a gator kills its prey, which is
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I get it up top, very
simple, very simple, like a nice
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if I can get a nice new
fart joke that's a fun thing, a
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poop joke, something real simple everyone
relates to. Then start to slowly,
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slowly, slowly drag them into the
murky dark waters of Hey, I'm gonna
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talk about everything that you're told comics
aren't supposed to talk about, you know,
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and I know that they're there's a
lot of comics out there right now
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that are on the left. They're
like all these comics over forty oh,
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they're talking about how they can't say
anything and blah blah blah. You know,
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there's comics out there that I love. They're like, oh, but
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there's consequences, which I'm like,
yeah, you can't say anything that's a
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consequence. But but I believe that
we should get to a point where you
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can make fun of everybody and then
you could decide if it's this evil thing
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called hate speech, which is like, right, it's like such a broad
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term. It's like, what is
hate speech? If a white person makes
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an observation on black people and you
just don't like that white people are making
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observations on black people, is that
hate speech or do you just not understand
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the difference between racial and racism?
And but if a black person says that
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exact same joke, or do you
accept it as just a funny observation,
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which is what white liberals did they
you know that it's my bit about oppression
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math. Right, It's like they
start doing math as they walk to the
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street, So I would go there, I would crush oppression. Math is
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the death of comedy, by the
way, Yeah, well it's the death
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of comedy because and this is what
you're thinking, right anyway, if you're
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thinking, if you're bringing that in
it, well, no, what it
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is really, Johnny is you're challenging. You're challenging the crowd to get out
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of the thinking though, Like if
they're coming in doing this like in the
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seat, it just takes out.
Listen, dude. I mean, there's
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so many great comics out there that
are playing huge crowds, and this is
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not about any one of them or
anything, but in general, outside of
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maybe if you're like a guy that
blew off blew up off a podcast,
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right, But if you're just a
stand up playing huge rooms, you're usually
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doing very mainstream comedy. And that
doesn't mean you're bad, doesn't mean I
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don't I don't have respect for you. I like, let's take um Fluffy,
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right, Fluffy's an amazing joke rider. Yeah, like to play Dodger
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Stadium, you have to reach a
broad group of people, and those people
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will want to bring their parents and
bring their kids. So you have to
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do more mainstreams. And there's nothing
wrong with that. Again, I'm not
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judging it. I just pardon me. Wishes I could do that. I'm
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just not that guy comedically. Comedically, I like to talk, Matt.
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I'm an outlaw. I like to
burn shit down, don't wheel, and
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it's I never say stuff to be
edgy, right, I never go which
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we'll get into that later. People
doing that, there's a lot of that
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going on. I'm not that guy. Like every joke I do is based
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in some kind of reality, and
we'll get into that later because I I
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just I just put up a joke
on my new Instagram And if you guys
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have a moment, if you can
put in Sam Tripli comedy in the Instagram,
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that's my new just stand up real
Instagram. I'm trying to play the
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game with Is that what that is? You're trying to You're trying to kind
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of manipulate so that they don't algorithm. And I'm thinking about starting a podcast
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clips Instagram as well. You don't
worry that you're that's too many channels for
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people to follow, maybe, but
I just, I mean, my my
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my main channel is dead. It's
just dead crazy because you have so many
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followers there and it's just and we
I sent you that thing right where you
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where I googled Sam Tripoli Instagram and
if you go to my Instagram says I
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have one hundred and three followers,
but on this Google thing, it says,
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what's that thousand, one hundred and
three thousand followers, but on this
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Instagram says I have one hundred and
seven. It's strange. It's totally strange,
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right, And it's just like I
see Instagram deleting comments and it just
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sucks because at what point do you
go, Instagram, you're losing money.
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This isn't working for you. Well, I clearly doesn't. That doesn't matter
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losing them losing money, right,
You're totally right. And we get into
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this on Cash Daddies about is esg
more more profitable than selling products profitable?
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It might not be the right word, but it's definitely there are benefits to
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that that outweigh profit. So,
Johnny, as you go on this journey
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that we've been on, and whether
it's uh timfol Ha or Cash Daddies or
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whatever, there is there a part
of you that goes based on like the
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stuff we see with all this woke
brand stuff, does a part of you
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go that maybe maybe, like the
stock market is a Ponzi scheme? Oh
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for sure? Like this, this
this Anheuser Bush thing is the greatest example
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of how this could be a Ponzi
scheme, right for sure? Like their
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stocks going up, why their sales
is going down? I mean, look
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at what AMC as a business was. They were a failed business, but
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because people were willing to buy that
stock, they still exist now. They
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saved AMC people just buying that stock, and that was not a good business
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for all. Do you think that
they will just they'll they'll they'll have to
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keep the brick and mortar open what
AMC? Yeah, to justify the stock
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AMC went. I think they're in
a good spot now because what they did
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was because they had that money during
the pandemic, they went out and bought
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all these theaters on penny for pennies
on the dollar that we're going out of
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business, and now they're as big
as ever, I think. I mean,
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I think they're gonna be okay if
people keep going to movies and we
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don't have another Do you think people
are gonna go to movies? Every time
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I go there? But it's la
I mean to be fair, but every
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time I go, they're they're packed. So oh well, I went and
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finally saw John Wick. That was
good, wasn't it? It was great?
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I mean, do you do you
know how many words that that Keanu
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Reef said in that movie? And
by the way, it is a three
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hour movie. Yeah, at least
three hours. Okay, you know it's
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like it's one. It's like a
hundred and sixty something minutes long, two
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forty nine. Okay, I thought
it was like three. Yeah, it's
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a long movie. It's a long
flies. I thought it flies it flies.
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I mean, listen, great movie
for for guys. Great movie,
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right, great movie. Kill kill
kill, kill, could kill kill,
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And we'll get into all that.
Do you know how many actual words Keanu
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Reeves said in that movie? Not
many? I guess. Do you know
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what the number it? And it
really yeah, I don't know this.
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I saw the number. It's like
three hundred and fifty total words in an
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almost three hour movie. That's so
fun. That's basically like a fifth grade
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research paper. Help me kill him, that's it. That's all he said.
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It was like, he's the best
looking caveman talk ever. Huh,
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smash me hurt, that's it.
So, Johnny, you know, I
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started looking at this as a as
a man, right, a man with
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children. Okay, look watching that
movie as a man with children, and
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there's part of me going, let's
just say, in some bizarre world,
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this is really happening, right,
Okay, And we're watching this, and
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we're like, you know what I
started doing. I know I'm getting old
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because I started studying all the henchmen
and then I started giving them backstories that
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these guys are just like trying to
pay their bills, like the fat guy
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that the Asian chick just dude,
that guy just looked like he was hired
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that day to show up and just
at like just help out. Right,
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we stand around, I'm gonna happen. It's gonna be cool. We just
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need you to look like you're doing. The guy looks like he's like a
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recovering alcoholic, probably got a couple
of kids, finally got a job,
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like things are working out and he
shows up and now some Asian chick is
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like double standing like each one of
those guys did they ever? Has anyone
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ever done count on homy people died
in John Wick? Oh yeah, for
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sure, there's I saw it actually, uh um they there's a website that
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keeps track of all of that one
hundred John Wick kills and estimated one hundred
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and forty enemies in the movie,
all by himself. Okay, so one
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hundred and forty people killed by him, just by John Wick. One hundred
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and forty people thirty nine is a
total four hundred and thirty nine people died
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on this guy's journey to wait,
Wait, Wait, hold on, hold
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on. More people died than words
spoken by Keanna. That's incredible. More
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people died then words spoken in John
Wick. How crazy is that? And
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now here's a crazy thing. Each
one of those four hundred and thirty people,
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they had a story, They were
someone's kid, They had hope.
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Maybe somebody. Guy was playing high
school football, look like he was gonna
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go college, blows his knee out, gets hooked on for scripture, medication,
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worn't aspirings, in debt to the
gang, in debt to the gang,
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he can't pay off his bill,
he can't pay off his joug debt.
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They ask him just to be a
heavy. And then one day he
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just shows up and John Wick has
decided to show up, and this poor
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guy who finally got sober, getting
out of his own way, trying to
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help out, now gets taken out
by John Wick. Sad, Yes,
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dude, we have a moment's silent
for all the guys who are just trying
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to pay their bills that John Wick
killed. This goes out to all the
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henchmen out there that just want to
take care of their family, pay their
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bills. And now John Wick,
and there's three hundred and eighty words.
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Yeah that's what you said. I
don't know. Do you look up?
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I can see what it is.
By the way, how did you think?
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How did you like Yip Man in
there? The Asian guy? Well?
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I love that guy too. He's
the best. Yeah, he's got
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very sensitive gay Asian vibright. Donnie
Yen? How old is Donien that he's
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doing those insane kicks? Um?
He is fifty nine fifty nine, bro,
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and he's doing those high kicks in
the head. I love him,
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I dude, is ip Man?
Is that what man is? How you
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say it? Yeah? It's ye
man, yep man. It's so funny.
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Everybody over here says ip Man.
I always said that too. Until
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I looked I was like, I
bet that's not it. So, so,
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Johnny, if we talked about this
on this show about how the the
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Chinese word for um is the word
okay, So what happens is so I
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saw this fight on a train between
a big, angry black guy and a
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Chinese dude, and the black guy
chokes out the Chinese guy, and I
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guarantee it. It's because he heard
the Chinese guy saying um but said the
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word yeah. Yeah, I guarantee
you that's what happened. Yeah, yeah,
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I remember we talked about this on
here and we went and listening to
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the clips of just Chinese people talking
yeah and you just you dude, you
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walk to try not you just hear
end bombs everywhere because everyone's like, it
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would be like if the word like
was the in word in English. One
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h dude. So in Mandarin it's
yip man and in Cantonese it's yip man.
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Yep man. Dude, I prefer
yip man or yip yip man.
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Yep. Yip man scares you because
it's like a haunch your nightmares and you
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can't pitch again. Right, Oh, he's got yep, he met the
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yip man. Yep. Yeah,
he showed up. The yip man showed
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up. How you get the yips? Are we doing our moment of silence?
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He let me see. Yeahlet's have
the moment signs for the four hundred
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and how many people died, Johnny, four hundred and some people, four
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hundred and some people. We're gonna
have a moment signs for the four hundred
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and something henchmen who just wanted to
pay their bills that day, take care
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of their family, connect with God. Oh, I was gonna let you
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go ahead, just pay their bills
and connect with God. That's all they
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wanted. That's all they wanted to
do, was just be a good man,
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make their kids proud. Yeah,
they got weird hand and face tattoos,
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probably two main tattoos on their necks. But they keep that to remind
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them of where they come from,
how loss they were back in the day,
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and now they're found because they got
God in their heart. I know
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one guy, his daughter was so
proud that he finally got a job.
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He finally got a job, didn't
tell him what the job told her when
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he's driving taxi and his daughter wouldn't
know the difference. He didn't. She
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didn't need to know that he was
going to work for the local mob.
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But that just needed one day,
just needs somebody stand there, looked menacing,
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right, He didn't know that to
try. I just need one round
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eye to come and show up and
help out for a little bit. And
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they said it was just get in
and get out real easy, peasy pay
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bro, and maybe there'll be a
couple of hot chicks dancing. Just stand
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in the back. That's all I
said. I had to do. Yeah,
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and just like dude and the big
boss man, he could beat up
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everybody. It's now, don't even
worry about it. We never we do
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this all the time. I've never
fought once, never fought once. These
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meetings all the time. Nobody ever
fights us. Nobody's school. You looked.
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That's off a little bit for you
make a little side cash. At
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most you'll have to like knee some
guy in the gut for not paying the
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money on time, and then he'll
go back in the back and get money.
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I was safe and pay us.
Yeah, that's it. That's not
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dangerous at all. Get get out, real fun, good time time to
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go, Thank you very much,
and you'll be home in time for dinner.
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Over there with the beard and the
long hair, Like, who's that
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guy? Why is he so dude? He looks like John? Why does
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he look so angry? And how
how skinny is that suit? Yeah,
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that's one of the that's one of
my favorite things about this movie is that
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they just decided that you can make
a soup bulletproof and it adds so much
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like action to Okay and to sad
music right now, Okay, that we're
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the only people ever show a shout
out to deserve they deserve it. Man,
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you died for no reason. Okay, you died for no We could
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have worked it out. Could have
worked it out. I could have should
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have would up? So Johnny,
I um so so uh yeah. The
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biggest problem I had with that movie
is how it just completely suspended like any
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belief at all in any way like
that makes no sense. Well, first
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of all, like john Wick falls
like floors like three floors, bounces off
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a car and then somehow runs a
giant dent in the car, and then
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runners I will say, we did
have that story on the news like three
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weeks ago where that guy fell off
the third floor, crushed the car and
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just hop right up. So yeah, I mean well back, yeahsible,
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I guess, but I guess it
is likely right. And then the notion
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that the bullets like the only place
is this these Now, the question is
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when you hire a henchman, Johnny, are you like, hey, do
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you know how to shoot a gun? Or do you just assume you look
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like you've murdered people? You probably
don't how to shoot a gun. It's
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it's never gonna come out. If
you've got your own, you've got a
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pair of golden guns with scorpions on
them. I'm gonna assume you know how
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to shoot dude. You have the
weird hot wheels flame on your hand.
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I'm assuming you know how to shoot
a gud right, I'm assuming you know
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you have barbed wire on your bicep. I'm assuming you know how to shoot
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you Based on John Wick four,
that is an incorrect as Yeah, that
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is the worst sum right, And
that assumption got a bunch of crime bosses
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killed, absolutely right. The assumpject
that just because a guy looks like a
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badass, he knows how to shoot
a god. And by the way,
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if you do know, let's say
you don't know how to shoot a gun,
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but somehow you get lucky enough to
shoot a gun and you shoot him
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towards his torso right, and it
doesn't work. Might you think about hitting
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him in the head trying to get
again head shot? Nobody? Nobody.
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That scene in Dumb and Dumber where
they remember at the end where they put
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the body armor on him and and
he goes, what if they shot you
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in the head? And he turns
to the woman from the that time.
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But what if he shot you in
the face and she goes, that was
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a chance we were willing to take. That's that's like, uh, that's
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that's counting. Man. He's just
nobody's thinking about shooting him in the head.
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So he flalls down, floors gets
up. All training though, if
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you think about it, that is
how they teach you to go center mass.
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Like, so all these guys,
if they're really well trained, they
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would be aiming center man right,
and then you'd see always got bulletproof,
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skinny skinny. By then, when
your brain gets to that point, you're
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like, oh, he's got a
bulletproof Okay, Johnny, good play,
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how dude. There was some of
the great the greatest action choreography, and
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that moved, like when he got
those incendiary rounds in that shotgun, you
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know, like it was shooting fire
out. Yeah, and they did that
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overhead shot, which was a video
game shot. I was amazing. Oh
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yeah, it was amazing. Do
you remember look up the game? Can
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you look up the game Gauntlet?
For any of you who's a little bit
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older, there was a great game
called Gauntlet, and it was like you
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would watch from the time like Blue
elf needs food badly. It was like
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like, can you put that?
Yeah, put in a blue elve blue
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blue Archer needs? Is that it? Oh? Yeah, that's it?
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Bro. So this is what you
this is basically what whoever did that shot
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basically played Archer this game? Right, it's the best. Look at how
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we used to really put up with
some shitty graphics then, bro, dude,
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look at what you want. You
want to see the shittiest played.
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I had an Atari. Bro look
up Atari football, the original. I
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remember you look at how about Tank? Do you remember that game? Oh
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yeah, dude, obvious like four
four cubes was your tank? A little
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people was so hilarious and they were
like, bro, way do you see
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what we came up was? Look
at that, dude? The sound I
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remember these sounds so weird that means
you die. Remember the sounds, dude,
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I remember these sounds. Yeah yeah, Look look dude, look at
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those graphics, dude. And we
loved it. Johnny, Johnny, will
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you look up? Will you look
up Atari Football. It's the most hilarious
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thing ever. I didn't have a
Tory football. Where did you see this,
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dude? No? No, no, the other one, the other
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one, the one, that one
this was this is this. We couldn't
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believe what we were doing. Look
at this? Is it? Look at
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that? That's it? Look at
that? That's you running? Running running?
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What the hell is happening? Oh
yeah, he just got tackled.
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Watch here we go. He's running. He's on the outside. Oh my
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god, broke it up in and
he doesn't know where he's going. He's
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trying to go the wrong way.
What is now? He got tackled?
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That was it, Johnny. We
basically played with ghosts that were like we
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played ghost football. That's what it
was. If you're at home and you're
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listening to this, you don't know. There's a square and that is the
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ball. On one side is red
ghost looking things. The other side is
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your blockers are doing a terrible job. Yeah they're there. You trying to
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throw it too? Yeah? Oh
yeah, that's it. I'm trying to
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throw So, I mean, how
can you even know what's happened? Johnny,
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don't worry about We figured it out. So funny. I was a
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little kid, had a little Atari
that was my first game system. That
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was the best. Dad's hand me
down tar, Yeah, that was the
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best. How old your dad?
Uh? He is sixty something. Okay,
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so yeah he was he got he
got that s I remember, dude.
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I remember when we got the video
game. All my friends would just
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come over and play video games all
day and piss me off because all they
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would tell me is like, when
we get a video game, we're not
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gonna allow you to play. And
I was like, well, then why
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are you playing my video games?
And then I would like kick them out.
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My mom be like just let him
play. See, my dad grew
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up really poor, so he always
had a like a week a saft spot
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for kids and particularly broke kids.
Did I already tell you exact same way,
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dude? These kids stole my bike. They stole my bike. Yeah,
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yeah, and your dad was like, my dad's like give them the
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bike, just give us back.
Because I had these these really thick spokes
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and I went every spoke war.
Yeah, you tried to explain the spoke
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wars to me, I remember,
and I was like, that's where you
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just show up and you just like
be fighting with your steel wheel and I
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had these big metal ones and I
would just I was like, dude,
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they were they were literally like wreck
other people's bikes. O oh yeah,
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dude, just bang Bro and theist
bring you the wheels back at least.
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No. They were just like,
dude, that's not cool, and they
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drive off. No, no,
no, I mean when your dad said,
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at least bring the spokes because they
gave me. They gave me back
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the wheels, the wheels, just
not the bike. Not the bike fun.
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So they admitted the stealing. Yeah, they were just like, my
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dad just had a soft spot.
He's like, okay, you obviously your
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parents sucked. They didn't buy your
bike. My dad, yeah, he
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used to. I mean he felt, oh god, he would like mentor
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kids and like, you know,
not technically mentor them, but like people
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need money and stuff. He would
always like the money and never, i
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mean never get it back. If
you loan people money, you're just never
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getting it back. Yeah, I
agree, I agree. And he was
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good about that though. He just
assumed he was never going to get it
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back. But yeah, he had
a real soft spot for kids from shitty
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homes, because it's got a reel
soft spot for the children. I feel
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bad, dude, I might.
I see. I got a picture of
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my dad as a kid on my
wall, and I just think about all
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this shit he had to go through. And it just breaks my heart every
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time I look at it every time, because he's just this kid full of
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hope at like four or five.
Trusting is like your dad's generation was just
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after my generation, my dad's generation, but they definitely change the way we
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raised children because my dad's generation got
the shit kicked out of them. Yeah,
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and then they were like, I'm
not doing that, and now nobody
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very a lot of people don't eat
thirteen. My dad's probably similar to your
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dad though, because the South is
on like a pause, you know,
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we're a little bit behind the rest
of the country. Yeah, probably that.
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Well, that's why I've sold fifteen
tickets and fucking and Jackson if they
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are ready yet. Right, Hey, guys, it's Johnny and I'm going
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to try to sound super professional right
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Johnny, I am obviously back into jiu
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jitsu. I've been taking it regularly, really enjoying it. I take it
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at tenth Planet Van Eyes. I
love the school that everybody that goes there
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is really cool. There are giant
Mexicans, I mean, like grizzly bear
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Mexicans like giant Mexicans. I mean, I get the guys that Trump warned
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us about. I mean, these
dudes are. These dudes are, But
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we have some bad umbradge John Johnny, Let's be honest. How many times
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you see six foot three Mexicans?
No multiple at this play? They all
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showed up. It's like Mexican nephelums
just weren't running around, just biblical Mexican
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nephelum. Did you get the sense
that they were preparing for something like?
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No, No, but it's beginner's
class and like, so I have to,
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Johnny, I have to time when
I do jiu jitsu and Kraftmaga because
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what I've learned is I can't do
jiu jitsu and then the next morning du
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kraftmagah because my legs are dead,
Johnny, when I'm telling you, I
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have dead legs if I do my
goal is to try to do three nights
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jiu jitsu and three days of kraffaga. Where do you have all the time
455
00:31:33.640 --> 00:31:36.640
for this and you take care of
your kids and you're doing twelve podcast now
456
00:31:37.559 --> 00:31:42.279
I'm afraid to be still. And
then when I sit down Dana yells at
457
00:31:42.279 --> 00:31:47.839
me because I don't talk to her
because I make a living talking. It's
458
00:31:47.920 --> 00:31:49.720
kind of like the story where I
heard a guy dated this porn star and
459
00:31:51.079 --> 00:31:52.319
she's like, I don't want to
have sex. I'm sore. It's like,
460
00:31:52.359 --> 00:31:56.880
I get it, I get it, I get it. Oh no,
461
00:31:57.039 --> 00:32:01.920
poor fella, that's rough. That's
that's the that's why you data porn
462
00:32:01.960 --> 00:32:05.720
star. Yeah yeah, I mean
that's what you think. You know,
463
00:32:05.839 --> 00:32:07.319
all kinds of little secrets. Yeah, thanks and stuff. By the way,
464
00:32:07.359 --> 00:32:13.279
guys who day porn stars all look
like Red Band, They all look
465
00:32:13.319 --> 00:32:17.119
like man hat on. They look
a little unhealthy. They love computers and
466
00:32:17.200 --> 00:32:22.799
the difference of doing a porn star. Yeah, you're like, bring back
467
00:32:22.839 --> 00:32:28.839
to bring back the Naughty Show,
bring it back, hey, dude.
468
00:32:28.839 --> 00:32:30.880
I know, Hey, I think
a lot of people would love to bring
469
00:32:30.920 --> 00:32:34.480
back the Naughty Show. It just
doesn't have a place anymore because it's everywhere.
470
00:32:34.599 --> 00:32:37.319
Like all the stuff these guys are
doing now place in my heart.
471
00:32:37.440 --> 00:32:44.359
Dude, I lost I lost your
mind, dude, Johnny, this YouTube
472
00:32:44.400 --> 00:32:49.720
channel that is dead isn't my original
YouTube channel. My original YouTube channel I
473
00:32:49.759 --> 00:32:54.359
was doing Naughty Show videos and crushing
dude. I mean we were getting like
474
00:32:54.559 --> 00:32:59.240
hundred thousand, two hundred thousand views
on these Naine shows where I would like
475
00:32:59.359 --> 00:33:02.119
make sketches with doll film starts in
gone. Dude, look at the old
476
00:33:02.119 --> 00:33:05.680
punch Trunk channel. If you go
back to some of our old videos,
477
00:33:05.680 --> 00:33:08.359
like those clips highlights I put together
two hundred thousand, three hundred thousand views.
478
00:33:08.599 --> 00:33:12.559
If I post a punchdrunk there,
now like a thousand people will see
479
00:33:12.559 --> 00:33:15.799
it. Yeah. Yeah, just
completely annihilated it. Well, I mean
480
00:33:15.799 --> 00:33:17.720
it goes back to what I was
just talking about, and like I got
481
00:33:17.920 --> 00:33:22.000
I'm gonna be like, you know
again, there's people still giving me shit
482
00:33:22.240 --> 00:33:27.279
about having a blue check mark on
Twitter when they don't realize, like how
483
00:33:27.960 --> 00:33:30.720
illiterate I am. No, I'm
keeping it because they are. It's been
484
00:33:30.759 --> 00:33:37.119
proven that they are giving people more
views that pay for that. Well,
485
00:33:37.160 --> 00:33:39.119
that's what the guy edits my thing. He goes, Yeah, you're getting
486
00:33:39.119 --> 00:33:44.480
more views because you're paying for the
blue check mark. I go, but
487
00:33:44.559 --> 00:33:47.240
I'm paying for the editing. I'm
not prying, but that's to me,
488
00:33:47.359 --> 00:33:50.880
that's what we're in a This is
a business, you know, we're trying
489
00:33:50.880 --> 00:33:53.000
to get views. Yeah, get
the word out about our ship. Yeah,
490
00:33:53.039 --> 00:33:58.000
I mean like, now, are
you worried about this new chick from
491
00:33:58.039 --> 00:34:00.839
the way? Yeah? Yeah,
are you well? Yeah, I mean
492
00:34:01.759 --> 00:34:06.160
until I I mean, I'm taking
a wait and see approach because I still
493
00:34:06.200 --> 00:34:08.639
think she really answers to Elon.
I think it's just he had to put
494
00:34:08.639 --> 00:34:13.760
somebody into kind of appease everybody,
advertisers really, because he needs the advertisers
495
00:34:13.760 --> 00:34:16.719
to come. Yeah. The institutional
advertisers left when he took over because they
496
00:34:16.719 --> 00:34:20.480
were worried about what do they call
it, brand integrity or whatever? They
497
00:34:20.519 --> 00:34:23.519
don't want their ads appear. She
said that, she said that she thinks
498
00:34:24.000 --> 00:34:31.199
advertisers should be able to dig take
content that's on the thing. Yeah.
499
00:34:31.440 --> 00:34:35.480
Did that was such a weird sort
of cuck video that he put out where
500
00:34:35.519 --> 00:34:37.440
he had that interview with her.
Yeah, that was. And she was
501
00:34:37.519 --> 00:34:40.159
kind of like, are you are
you gonna try to not to tweet so
502
00:34:40.239 --> 00:34:43.480
much after three am? And he's
like, oh, yeah, I guess
503
00:34:43.480 --> 00:34:45.360
so. Well, Yeah, it's
just so annoying. You're like, hey,
504
00:34:45.400 --> 00:34:50.119
bitch, I gotta I'm a billionaire, what are you? Yeah?
505
00:34:50.159 --> 00:34:53.480
I could buy and sell you unbelievable
times if you hadn't already hit the wall.
506
00:34:54.079 --> 00:34:58.119
Yeah, but I do so,
I do think there's no way that
507
00:34:58.159 --> 00:35:00.440
guy let somebody take over or that's
not answering. Well, again, it
508
00:35:00.480 --> 00:35:06.559
goes down to the fact that somebody
spent forty four billion dollars on a and
509
00:35:06.599 --> 00:35:10.760
it's brilliant because you're starting to see
the video aspect of Twitter coming along.
510
00:35:10.800 --> 00:35:15.440
They're moving it along slowly. I
don't know that Tucker think's gonna be huge.
511
00:35:15.480 --> 00:35:17.039
What the Tucker think's gonna be huge? Yeah, but how do they
512
00:35:17.079 --> 00:35:21.880
afford the bandwidth? That's the question. Well, that's what And you can
513
00:35:21.880 --> 00:35:25.199
tell it's a problem because whenever you
upload a video, they try strongly to
514
00:35:25.280 --> 00:35:29.320
encourage you not to upload it intoen
ADP. They want you to uploading seven
515
00:35:29.440 --> 00:35:31.719
twenty seven twice fine for most people. That's what it says it the Bob,
516
00:35:32.079 --> 00:35:35.519
And I'm like, okay, so
they are worried about bandwidth, but
517
00:35:35.599 --> 00:35:37.400
I think they'll figure it out.
YouTube did I think you just need to
518
00:35:37.440 --> 00:35:42.519
scale and once the advertisers come back, yeah, especially once they figure out
519
00:35:42.519 --> 00:35:45.480
a way to average monetize the videos, Yeah, they'll be all right.
520
00:35:45.840 --> 00:35:51.920
So I've been going back doing jiu
jitsu, do doing and now so now
521
00:35:51.920 --> 00:35:55.880
we're doing live roles and they have
me roll with honestly, Yeah, it's
522
00:35:55.920 --> 00:36:00.360
fun. And now here's the thing
about jiu jitsu is that it's like it's
523
00:36:00.480 --> 00:36:05.199
and Eddie says, it's only the
thing. It's the only sparring you could
524
00:36:05.199 --> 00:36:10.719
do full force. Yeah, and
it's crazy, dude, when you actually
525
00:36:10.719 --> 00:36:15.800
can implement something, it's really nuts, and it's really gets you excited.
526
00:36:16.599 --> 00:36:20.239
And like when somebody taps, it's
a great thing. Ever, I'm trying
527
00:36:20.239 --> 00:36:22.559
to get this bat move going.
Bat move. Yeah, it's where you
528
00:36:22.599 --> 00:36:27.480
get like them from the side and
you and you. There's a move called
529
00:36:28.679 --> 00:36:34.599
over under okay, where it's like
you reach under them. You you grab
530
00:36:34.679 --> 00:36:37.840
their arm and then your arm comes
the other way and grab you reach around.
531
00:36:37.320 --> 00:36:40.400
Yeah. It's also like this is
called a seat belt. Okay,
532
00:36:40.599 --> 00:36:44.800
it's called a seat belt. This
is how Yeah, this is a reach.
533
00:36:45.239 --> 00:36:49.000
Listen to me. You got to
you gotta suspend all homoe erotica from
534
00:36:49.079 --> 00:36:52.360
jiu jitsu. You're in a dude's
fucking grip. I mean, it's just
535
00:36:52.440 --> 00:36:54.360
it is what it is. That's
why if you ever have fear going to
536
00:36:54.480 --> 00:36:59.039
prison, take jiu jitsu, because
you're gonna be like I don't I need
537
00:36:59.119 --> 00:37:02.760
to get out of this position real
quick. That is, yeah, I'm
538
00:37:02.800 --> 00:37:06.960
gonna try to avoid prison at all
costs, So you should take jiu jitsu
539
00:37:07.840 --> 00:37:10.800
or just not go to prison.
So it's like, so I'm working really
540
00:37:10.920 --> 00:37:19.320
hard on doing uh, doing both, because jiu jitsu is great chest it's
541
00:37:19.360 --> 00:37:23.199
really good for fights, go to
the ground. Craft Baga is for it's
542
00:37:23.280 --> 00:37:29.559
basically grand theft auto martial arts.
It's like all of you're in a bad
543
00:37:29.599 --> 00:37:35.400
spot. It's zombie apocalypse. You
gotta get out of there now. Crofaga
544
00:37:35.840 --> 00:37:42.360
is the one that is the one
art that's like just get out right like
545
00:37:42.480 --> 00:37:45.840
it's it's it's it's why it's not
used. You never see anyone in the
546
00:37:45.960 --> 00:37:52.960
UFC say craft baga because crofaga is
not a combat sport martial arts. Kraft
547
00:37:53.000 --> 00:37:58.360
Baga is I will scratch your eyes
and rip your dick and watch me run
548
00:37:58.519 --> 00:38:02.519
mostly mostly mostly stuff that wouldn't be
legal. Most stuff they would call cheating.
549
00:38:04.280 --> 00:38:07.519
And that's why I love it.
Here's what I've learned. I learned.
550
00:38:07.559 --> 00:38:13.239
I take forever to learn everything,
Okay, Like like I've just decided.
551
00:38:13.280 --> 00:38:15.840
Once I shoot my special, I'm
done, I'm must start recording my
552
00:38:15.920 --> 00:38:21.079
sets. I never record myself.
Really, I don't even write down my
553
00:38:21.159 --> 00:38:25.679
jokes. That's so interesting. But
then I've been listen. I've been listen
554
00:38:25.679 --> 00:38:29.440
to my old special and there's little
words I get wrong here and there,
555
00:38:30.280 --> 00:38:31.639
like I I go, hey,
man, I got pulled over by Indian
556
00:38:31.679 --> 00:38:36.400
cop, but it sounds like I
say, cops, I got pulled over
557
00:38:36.480 --> 00:38:39.360
by the Indian cop, but I
slur it at the end, so it
558
00:38:39.400 --> 00:38:45.039
sounds like cops. Yeah. But
wait, I'm surprised that you don't.
559
00:38:45.039 --> 00:38:47.199
So you don't even review your stuff. No, I can't even watch her
560
00:38:47.880 --> 00:38:52.360
because it's uncomfortable. Yes, I
hate listening to myself, and then I'm
561
00:38:52.519 --> 00:38:59.119
so critical. I'm so critical myself, like a couple of these tin Fall
562
00:38:59.199 --> 00:39:01.119
hats have done. I'm like,
am I even doing well in this interview?
563
00:39:01.360 --> 00:39:07.119
I can't even tell you. It's
funny Sam, after interviews and after
564
00:39:07.800 --> 00:39:10.719
even ad reads, it's just so
hard on himself needlessly. I would say,
565
00:39:10.800 --> 00:39:14.360
it's like, dude, I wasn't
good there. Oh I fucked up
566
00:39:14.400 --> 00:39:15.920
that question. Oh, And really, I mean a lot of it's just
567
00:39:16.039 --> 00:39:20.920
you know you're doing you're you know, you're negative thing. But yeah,
568
00:39:21.000 --> 00:39:24.159
I mean, but sometimes I feel
like they'll say something now and be like,
569
00:39:24.159 --> 00:39:27.400
what did I don't even know what
he just said there? Well,
570
00:39:27.480 --> 00:39:30.360
yeah, but that's I mean,
sometimes we have people that just talk kind
571
00:39:30.360 --> 00:39:32.960
of in riddles. I mean that
that happens. So I just I just
572
00:39:34.119 --> 00:39:38.960
beat myself up, for sure,
for sure. So so uh, it's
573
00:39:38.960 --> 00:39:43.639
gonna take me forever to get pretty
far in jiu jitsu, but I don't
574
00:39:43.679 --> 00:39:46.639
care. But you know, so
I get in these Mexican grizzly bears and
575
00:39:46.679 --> 00:39:50.880
they're the nicest people. Everybody is. I'm just telling you. These are
576
00:39:51.199 --> 00:39:54.599
giant Mexicans and it's all Mexicans.
It's like me in a white chick and
577
00:39:54.840 --> 00:39:58.159
one other white guy. Why is
it so many Mexicans? Is that because
578
00:39:58.159 --> 00:40:01.000
of the area. Yeah, I
think it's that, and probably Eddie Bravo
579
00:40:01.079 --> 00:40:05.400
too, and there's I'm not I'm
not pointing it out as a native.
580
00:40:05.400 --> 00:40:08.159
It's all. They're all great.
They're cool. It's just a weird quirk.
581
00:40:08.679 --> 00:40:13.480
And was your other place that you
went before was it heavily Mexican?
582
00:40:14.079 --> 00:40:16.119
I look back, Yeah it was
okay, Yeah, I mean it's Los
583
00:40:16.159 --> 00:40:20.519
Angeles, but they're nice. But
let me tell you something. Jiu jitsu
584
00:40:20.599 --> 00:40:23.400
martial arts people nicest people did,
but jiu jitsu people are great. But
585
00:40:23.480 --> 00:40:27.320
man, I got in this.
He's like, okay, so like the
586
00:40:27.320 --> 00:40:31.840
the uh, the the the instructor
will pair us up, which I like
587
00:40:32.400 --> 00:40:36.280
because I used to go back to
my my you know, I'd be in
588
00:40:36.320 --> 00:40:39.280
martial arts classes and I'm like,
oh, nobody wants to work with me.
589
00:40:39.679 --> 00:40:45.840
I'd be sitting there by myself.
So he pairs everybody off with comparable
590
00:40:45.920 --> 00:40:51.159
size and you and now you realize
why there's weight classes. Okay, so
591
00:40:51.400 --> 00:40:54.320
this this this, I mean,
dude, this guy had to be six
592
00:40:54.480 --> 00:41:00.079
three. Yeah. Well yeah,
so what we're doing was, uh,
593
00:41:00.119 --> 00:41:06.360
we were trying to get out of
being them having our back. Okay,
594
00:41:06.480 --> 00:41:08.840
so we're trying to get out of
it, and there's different ways of doing
595
00:41:08.880 --> 00:41:13.400
it. You can push down the
foot that you know, they got hooks,
596
00:41:13.400 --> 00:41:15.079
your keys to get out of the
hooks, and then kind of swim
597
00:41:15.119 --> 00:41:20.760
out in a weird way. Right. So this Mexican guy clock client clank,
598
00:41:20.880 --> 00:41:29.159
clank, and just as I'm like, come on, I'm going nowhere,
599
00:41:29.280 --> 00:41:34.480
bro, this guy asked me I
lock down, bro, I'm just
600
00:41:34.599 --> 00:41:37.920
going This is why we got weight
classes, dude, like, yeah,
601
00:41:37.000 --> 00:41:39.400
let me down. I'm like,
oh man, what am I gonna do
602
00:41:39.639 --> 00:41:43.280
if I like something big? Dude. That's why I'm telling you. I'm
603
00:41:43.320 --> 00:41:47.079
just here to fight little people.
It's crazy, bro, but you know
604
00:41:47.199 --> 00:41:52.000
it's like you listen like you listen
to really great jiu jitsu as they're like,
605
00:41:52.199 --> 00:41:55.039
dude, jiu jitsus met for little
people to take on big people.
606
00:41:55.119 --> 00:41:59.199
You just got to figure out how
to do it. And it's crazy,
607
00:41:59.320 --> 00:42:00.920
but I love it. Bro.
Don't let anybody get their hands on you.
608
00:42:00.960 --> 00:42:04.480
As the lesson I've learned from that
what you just said, Yeah,
609
00:42:04.599 --> 00:42:08.679
don't don't, especially if they're giant
Mexican grizzly bears. They're just huge dudes.
610
00:42:08.800 --> 00:42:12.880
Everybody. All the other Mexicans are
getting smaller. These guys are like
611
00:42:13.440 --> 00:42:19.199
nephili aim for the head lesson today. Yeah, shoot first, ask questions
612
00:42:19.280 --> 00:42:22.039
later. So, Johnny, do
we have I have other stories. We'll
613
00:42:22.039 --> 00:42:24.719
get into that in a few but
so many things. Okay, you want
614
00:42:24.760 --> 00:42:29.239
to do uh calls, Yeah,
we'll do some calls. And by the
615
00:42:29.320 --> 00:42:36.119
way, guys, um, just
because we're taking calls on urban legends doesn't
616
00:42:36.159 --> 00:42:39.440
mean we don't like in a good
atrocities and as much so we get we've
617
00:42:39.440 --> 00:42:44.440
been getting a lot lately, as
much uh crap as we give Mark.
618
00:42:44.800 --> 00:42:47.360
Mark was nice enough to hit me
up and go I will keep a track
619
00:42:49.039 --> 00:42:52.519
of calls of the years. Thank
you, Mark. I appreciate you.
620
00:42:54.880 --> 00:42:58.920
So so I'm gonna tell you just
so you know what I have to deal
621
00:42:59.000 --> 00:43:02.079
with Mark. Right, So Mark
does a great job most of the time.
622
00:43:02.239 --> 00:43:08.400
Sometimes he's fully retarded. Okay,
yeah, sure, Okay, So
623
00:43:08.480 --> 00:43:15.039
I go to Mark Steves Sam so, so, hey, uh this guy
624
00:43:15.199 --> 00:43:19.000
bang bang. You know we're dealing
on who I'm getting on. I had
625
00:43:19.039 --> 00:43:23.599
this guy called the blue collar Spiritualists
on my podcast. He's gray, he's
626
00:43:23.599 --> 00:43:28.159
like this job, he's a he's
a totally tall guy who works in the
627
00:43:28.280 --> 00:43:32.239
tunnels of New York. And we
we got a real great conversation. Spiritual
628
00:43:32.480 --> 00:43:37.000
Yeah, yeah, there's a there's
a couple of them, but not spiritualist.
629
00:43:37.079 --> 00:43:42.519
But there's like the blue collar mystic
the same. No, these are
630
00:43:42.559 --> 00:43:46.159
different guys. No, they're like
connected, No, but but they have
631
00:43:46.320 --> 00:43:51.599
a common theme in that they're just
like hard working regular Joe's go to work,
632
00:43:51.719 --> 00:43:55.039
put on their hard helmets, put
in their time, no, no,
633
00:43:55.280 --> 00:44:01.159
no, they're different people. So
so um so Mark, Mark,
634
00:44:01.480 --> 00:44:04.800
I was booking this guy. I
thought it was a different guy. He
635
00:44:04.880 --> 00:44:07.239
booked the right guy. So then
he goes, oh, no, it's
636
00:44:07.280 --> 00:44:10.039
a different He goes, how was
the blue collar spiritualist? I go awesome.
637
00:44:10.440 --> 00:44:16.760
Next day, right next day,
I get this text from Mark,
638
00:44:17.440 --> 00:44:22.079
Sam, please call me. Sounds
like an emergency, right, sounds like
639
00:44:22.079 --> 00:44:24.800
an emergency, right, So I
get, I get. I'm I'm a
640
00:44:24.880 --> 00:44:30.239
busy man. I am about that
my eighth show. Okay, and each
641
00:44:30.280 --> 00:44:34.599
one of these shows has some premium
content involved with it. Okay, all
642
00:44:34.679 --> 00:44:38.519
right, I'm a busy man.
Yeah, Sam, please call me.
643
00:44:38.719 --> 00:44:43.480
Okay, is it guest canceling?
Is it guess? Is it guy?
644
00:44:44.119 --> 00:44:47.880
Something going on? Mark Sick is
one of these podcasts out there that's cloud
645
00:44:49.000 --> 00:44:52.519
chasing talking smack again, as Mark
been posed by Rogan. Yeah, no,
646
00:44:52.880 --> 00:44:55.840
no, no, no, Tommy
G is the Tommy G's the guy
647
00:44:55.840 --> 00:45:00.480
who loves to take people from which
is fine. I don't care. I'm
648
00:45:00.599 --> 00:45:02.880
joking. It's fun, just a
little offended honestly that I haven't gotten a
649
00:45:02.920 --> 00:45:05.880
call. I have to be honest. Now, I bet you well,
650
00:45:05.960 --> 00:45:08.320
Now you're like I didn't know,
bro, bring out. I can always
651
00:45:08.400 --> 00:45:13.039
use another board guy. I'm surprised
how he hasn't been poached. Yeah,
652
00:45:13.079 --> 00:45:15.400
I mean I think we almost did. Maybe, Yeah he wasn't he doing
653
00:45:15.440 --> 00:45:19.400
something for like March Madness with him? Yeah? Yeah, which I'm fine
654
00:45:19.440 --> 00:45:22.360
with as long as everybody's making money. I don't care. I really,
655
00:45:22.440 --> 00:45:24.639
I really don't care. The only
we're just joking. The only person I
656
00:45:24.719 --> 00:45:29.760
can't stay in is Dave Anthony because
he just like, yeah, he's a
657
00:45:29.880 --> 00:45:35.679
dick and he's like a phony.
And Chad zumark canceled. He got Chad.
658
00:45:35.880 --> 00:45:38.360
He was the beginning of Chad Zuma
getting canceled. And it was just
659
00:45:38.559 --> 00:45:43.559
like he's do you know that all
Magical wanted to make me part of the
660
00:45:43.679 --> 00:45:50.960
board of of ATC through originally and
get I know who nicks that? Oh
661
00:45:50.960 --> 00:45:54.079
of course really yeah Magical wants you
to be on the board. That's fascinating.
662
00:45:54.280 --> 00:45:59.079
Yeah. At the beginning, yeah
for sure. And then he got
663
00:45:59.159 --> 00:46:01.440
to know no, and then I
then Anthony, I know, nixed it.
664
00:46:02.320 --> 00:46:07.199
So so I I have Mark Marcus
like Marcus like Sam, please call
665
00:46:07.280 --> 00:46:13.000
me sounds urgent. Yeah, absolutely, I saw immediately got Mark, Well
666
00:46:13.039 --> 00:46:15.400
did somebody cancel and something going on. No, dude, I just wanted
667
00:46:15.400 --> 00:46:17.760
to make sure you call me quickly. I go, why, he goes,
668
00:46:17.960 --> 00:46:21.480
I know that's how I'm gonna hold
you if I act like there's agency
669
00:46:21.639 --> 00:46:24.400
joking. No, like that's what
I do. I mean this guy,
670
00:46:25.360 --> 00:46:29.960
that's so shit. Dude, that's
like that's like paging somebody in the back
671
00:46:30.000 --> 00:46:31.360
of the day, like nine one
one and your number, you know,
672
00:46:31.480 --> 00:46:35.199
and you're like, oh shit,
nine one one, yeah, and now
673
00:46:35.239 --> 00:46:37.400
you're like, no, something goes
nine one. You're like, oh my
674
00:46:37.480 --> 00:46:39.079
god, my wife's called me.
Well no, let's flip it because it
675
00:46:39.079 --> 00:46:42.920
would never be the wife. Let's
say you're a woman at work, your
676
00:46:43.039 --> 00:46:45.360
husband hits you with nine one one. You go, what kids? Okay,
677
00:46:45.440 --> 00:46:50.519
No, where's the ketchup? Shit? What did you have to talk
678
00:46:50.559 --> 00:46:52.840
to you about? I don't even
know. I can't even what it was
679
00:46:53.000 --> 00:46:58.599
that unimportant mark. Come on,
dude, that's shitty. I wouldn't even
680
00:46:58.599 --> 00:47:01.960
do that. Oh this is what
he called? He goes forgot to ask?
681
00:47:02.159 --> 00:47:06.840
Is asked, Napkin add still alive? Who I don't even know who
682
00:47:06.880 --> 00:47:08.159
that is? That's a guy from
The Stern Show. Why would you know
683
00:47:08.239 --> 00:47:13.639
about him. I don't know this
guy on the Stern Show who famously would
684
00:47:13.719 --> 00:47:16.760
stuff napkins in his ass too because
he like had leakage and I think or
685
00:47:16.800 --> 00:47:20.800
something like that. They called him
ask napkin ed. But that's so strange
686
00:47:20.800 --> 00:47:22.119
that he would ask you about Why
would he ask me about that? I
687
00:47:22.159 --> 00:47:25.840
don't know. I don't even know. He was a whack packer. All
688
00:47:25.880 --> 00:47:30.840
those whack packers are dying. It
seems like, uh dude, so uh
689
00:47:30.960 --> 00:47:32.840
yeah, so that was the story
of Mark. That's funny. It's just
690
00:47:34.000 --> 00:47:37.400
crazy. I will say you,
Uh, you're bad at texting people back.
691
00:47:37.679 --> 00:47:43.920
You're bad at texting felt You're bad
and you've done this thing now where
692
00:47:44.400 --> 00:47:47.199
Okay, so you got a second
phone for social media to control your social
693
00:47:47.280 --> 00:47:52.960
media. But what you've done is
just started carrying around your second phone not
694
00:47:53.000 --> 00:47:55.480
anymore. What two days ago,
I was trying to reach you on the
695
00:47:55.559 --> 00:47:59.159
other phone for an important business thing, and I was like, Sam,
696
00:47:59.239 --> 00:48:00.480
I need to talk to you,
and I could see you were tweeting while
697
00:48:00.519 --> 00:48:04.760
I was texting you, So then
I text I text you on the social
698
00:48:04.840 --> 00:48:07.280
media phone. You didn't reply there
either, by the way, but then
699
00:48:07.320 --> 00:48:08.519
you finally got back to your other
phone. Said, oh sorry, dude,
700
00:48:08.559 --> 00:48:14.400
I say, Bert chishered you pretty
much. Yeah, that's ridiculous business.
701
00:48:14.639 --> 00:48:17.840
That's ridiculous. It was very important
business. So Johnny, I try
702
00:48:17.880 --> 00:48:22.320
to leave my phone at home and
when I'm on my my social media phone,
703
00:48:22.360 --> 00:48:25.800
I usually have my other phone somewhere
else because I'm doing all my social
704
00:48:25.880 --> 00:48:31.000
media tweets and shit. That doesn't
make sense, I know. Okay,
705
00:48:31.360 --> 00:48:35.920
so you own it. Um okay, uh, I just want to We're
706
00:48:35.960 --> 00:48:37.360
gonna try to call this guy right
here, okay, real quick before you
707
00:48:37.440 --> 00:48:43.000
do that. Gas Digital, who
we love, Yeah, you can go
708
00:48:43.119 --> 00:48:49.840
peet. Gas Digital has just announced
that the six half hour comedy specials that
709
00:48:50.000 --> 00:48:52.360
they're shooting for YouTube are coming out. And I'm gonna be honest with you.
710
00:48:52.639 --> 00:48:57.960
I love all them. I love
all of them. And I'm a
711
00:48:58.199 --> 00:49:02.800
huge Loose Gomez fan. I love
what he's doing and I love this that
712
00:49:02.960 --> 00:49:07.519
he's doing. I would have loved
have been a part of it, but
713
00:49:07.920 --> 00:49:12.079
that's just not how it works out. So it's But I will tell you
714
00:49:12.639 --> 00:49:16.280
I have no problems with anybody they
picked. So the people that the six
715
00:49:16.360 --> 00:49:22.280
that they picked are Rich Voss,
Love Rich Voss, Kurt Metzker love Kurt
716
00:49:22.360 --> 00:49:29.280
Metzker, great writer, Lucie Gomez
infatuated with him, Dave Smith infatuated with
717
00:49:29.400 --> 00:49:32.320
him. Colin Terrell love him even
though he thinks I'm a crazy person.
718
00:49:34.000 --> 00:49:39.280
And this is this is the person
that I honestly believe that is going to
719
00:49:40.039 --> 00:49:45.599
blow up so big. And I
think she's the future. You know,
720
00:49:45.920 --> 00:49:52.119
the last person I called the future
was a Taylor Tomlinson even money. The
721
00:49:52.239 --> 00:49:58.760
people I've called even money in my
life jiroc Carmichael, Tiffany Hattish, Taylor,
722
00:49:58.840 --> 00:50:05.639
Tomlinson. What I even was telling
people, Chris d'liah was even money
723
00:50:05.679 --> 00:50:08.159
as well. All of them grew
up, blew up. I think Jordan
724
00:50:08.239 --> 00:50:15.360
Jensen is even money. I watched
her crush so hard that I saw a
725
00:50:15.440 --> 00:50:23.039
comic I will not say their name
fake leaving the room because they didn't want
726
00:50:23.039 --> 00:50:29.880
to follow her. That's how bad
ass Jordan Jensen is. So congratulations to
727
00:50:30.039 --> 00:50:39.360
everybody that that they decided to give
half an hour specials too. I love
728
00:50:39.480 --> 00:50:43.639
all them, They're all great guys, and you know, once again,
729
00:50:44.320 --> 00:50:52.559
gas Digital is proving why they're so
important to comedy. Good for them,
730
00:50:52.039 --> 00:51:01.039
I do. I just think gas
Digital was is what is gas Digital is
731
00:51:01.119 --> 00:51:08.159
what what I believe death squads should
have been. And unless you have somebody
732
00:51:08.239 --> 00:51:15.760
who is so focused, like a
Louis J. Gomez and not that Louis
733
00:51:15.840 --> 00:51:21.760
J. Gomez is the only person
that is responsible for gas Digital blowing up.
734
00:51:22.559 --> 00:51:27.039
But you need somebody with a singular. He's just he just gets it,
735
00:51:27.159 --> 00:51:30.400
bro, No, totally, Louis
J. Gomez fucking gets it.
736
00:51:30.880 --> 00:51:37.039
Yeah, and this is why all
these specials are gonna be so great.
737
00:51:37.440 --> 00:51:40.840
And I know luc Ja Gomez and
Kurt Metzger had like some weird ship,
738
00:51:42.000 --> 00:51:45.239
but like, Gomez gets it,
bro, and like he nailed all these
739
00:51:45.280 --> 00:51:49.320
guys, so super happy for about
No, well yeah, he nailed him
740
00:51:49.360 --> 00:51:52.440
hard. He looks like he takes
jiu jitsu. He knows how to take
741
00:51:52.519 --> 00:51:54.119
the top, Bro, he knows
how to take top. So let's get
742
00:51:54.159 --> 00:51:58.079
into off. We know how you
get a special guess Digital? Yeah,
743
00:51:58.280 --> 00:52:02.840
for sure, you've got mail.
Hey, what's up is that? Timothy?
744
00:52:05.159 --> 00:52:10.159
Yes? Hey, Hey, hey
dude, Hey what's man? Welcome
745
00:52:10.199 --> 00:52:15.039
to the Welcome to the show,
bro, Hey man, thanks for inviting
746
00:52:15.039 --> 00:52:20.599
me. Man. Do you like
the show? Yeah, it's a cool
747
00:52:20.679 --> 00:52:23.960
show man, Thank you? You
sound not excited about talking to us at
748
00:52:24.000 --> 00:52:27.679
all. I'm like, hey,
man, we're gonna this guy's dreams come
749
00:52:27.719 --> 00:52:30.840
true. He's gonna talk to one
of the Oh it's all good, dude,
750
00:52:30.880 --> 00:52:35.719
We're only kidding and I have a
I'm very insecure, so um,
751
00:52:36.320 --> 00:52:38.239
it's all good. Thank you,
buddy, I appreciate it. So,
752
00:52:38.360 --> 00:52:40.880
Johnny, what are we gonna do? Are we gonna introduce this papa?
753
00:52:42.440 --> 00:52:45.639
Can you properly introduce the gentlemen and
then we'll get into it. Hey,
754
00:52:45.760 --> 00:52:49.039
Timothy, so you left the voicemail. That was great, So let's do
755
00:52:49.159 --> 00:52:53.119
this. Let's do papa introduction.
Could you just tell me the story,
756
00:52:53.320 --> 00:52:57.880
tell us the story that you told
in your voicemail, and then we're gonna
757
00:52:57.920 --> 00:53:02.239
go through what you sent me the
video and photos. So, Johnny,
758
00:53:02.280 --> 00:53:06.599
why don't you introduce the guest he
did? This is Timothy. He called
759
00:53:06.599 --> 00:53:08.599
with a voicemail. Like I said
twice already. Uh, Timothy, just
760
00:53:08.679 --> 00:53:12.320
tell just tell me what you said
in the voicemail. Tell us the story.
761
00:53:13.880 --> 00:53:15.960
Basically, my wife and I we
hike a lot and we'd like to
762
00:53:16.000 --> 00:53:22.000
do that. We got to this
trail in uh Tamassi, South Carolina,
763
00:53:22.119 --> 00:53:27.239
Least Falls trailhead, normal hike,
super normal, going through the woods,
764
00:53:27.320 --> 00:53:30.440
beautiful streams and shit. And then
we get to this field and we get
765
00:53:30.480 --> 00:53:34.519
this weird feeling. We go through
it, and we go through the woods,
766
00:53:34.559 --> 00:53:37.679
we get super disoriented and that's not
like us, I mean real quick,
767
00:53:38.480 --> 00:53:42.719
and stuff starts getting spinny and we're
like, I grab her hand,
768
00:53:42.760 --> 00:53:45.800
I take her down the water,
put our feet in the water, and
769
00:53:45.960 --> 00:53:51.320
come too. And then everything's fine, and we finished the trail. We
770
00:53:51.480 --> 00:53:54.519
come back. The parking lot's empty
except for our car in this weird truck.
771
00:53:54.639 --> 00:53:58.159
Like, had there been Timothy,
This is a question I had in
772
00:53:58.159 --> 00:54:01.079
your voicemail. Had there been people
in the parking lot when you left?
773
00:54:02.559 --> 00:54:06.800
Yes, when you hit the trailhead, Yes, the people there's a lot
774
00:54:06.840 --> 00:54:08.320
of people. Okay. And then
you get back and it's just you in
775
00:54:08.400 --> 00:54:13.519
this truck. You just me in
the truck. And this is a place
776
00:54:13.679 --> 00:54:17.239
probably a bit about thirty vehicles.
Wow, okay, so everybody's gone except
777
00:54:17.280 --> 00:54:24.840
for the two of you and in
the truck. Yeah, that truck was
778
00:54:24.920 --> 00:54:30.239
not there when we got there.
Okay, that's creepy. This is not
779
00:54:30.360 --> 00:54:34.880
even he's not even there yet.
Go ahead to him. So like we
780
00:54:35.039 --> 00:54:38.159
start walking up and I get like
this cautious feeling and I look over and
781
00:54:38.239 --> 00:54:44.519
I see something and it's a person
like their hands and their arms rested on
782
00:54:45.519 --> 00:54:50.480
the wheel of the car with their
head down on their arm in their hands,
783
00:54:50.760 --> 00:54:52.400
their arms in their hands. And
we get in the car and I'm
784
00:54:52.440 --> 00:54:54.639
like, we both say at the
same time, did you see that?
785
00:54:55.679 --> 00:55:00.360
There was like dull, like life
size like dog next to it in like
786
00:55:00.440 --> 00:55:05.039
a cheerleading uniform. We were like, yeah, we described it. This
787
00:55:05.239 --> 00:55:10.480
thing is in the radio is playing
this like old gospel like sermon. This
788
00:55:10.679 --> 00:55:16.800
dude just yelling like that like that, and then it goes into the hymns
789
00:55:17.480 --> 00:55:21.519
and I'm like whoa, And I
give my camera out the film to kind
790
00:55:21.559 --> 00:55:23.960
of look because it's weird. Man, it's weird. Yeah, And I'm
791
00:55:24.000 --> 00:55:28.000
like and she's like, oh shit, it's moving. It's moving. It's
792
00:55:28.039 --> 00:55:31.440
moving. And I look over and
as I'm recording and picturing it, it's
793
00:55:32.239 --> 00:55:37.280
leans back drops its arm and then
it's one armed like curls through the steering
794
00:55:37.320 --> 00:55:39.920
wheel like a snake and then grabs
it in which you see the picture there.
795
00:55:40.400 --> 00:55:44.519
Okay, we're gonna show the Okay, now I got two videos here.
796
00:55:44.760 --> 00:55:46.880
Uh, here's the first one.
Let's just see what this is.
797
00:55:47.360 --> 00:55:57.199
Uh, there's that tapping. So
there, see this is the truck here,
798
00:55:57.239 --> 00:56:05.400
and he's trying to record it without
being noticed while eating hard boiled eggs
799
00:56:05.519 --> 00:56:12.239
stuff. So funny. We try
to keep it clean, man. Yeah,
800
00:56:12.320 --> 00:56:14.880
I'm with you, dude. That's
great. Okay, So that's you
801
00:56:14.920 --> 00:56:16.679
can't really catch much of it.
There. Here's another video. The photos
802
00:56:16.719 --> 00:56:19.960
are where it's at. But let
me just I want to just so you
803
00:56:20.000 --> 00:56:31.719
can kind of get the vibe of
what's going on. Is that no clue?
804
00:56:32.119 --> 00:56:35.960
You can hear the preaching though,
it's really loud. So okay,
805
00:56:36.039 --> 00:56:38.320
look at these pictures, Sam,
this is bizarre. Okay, well you
806
00:56:38.400 --> 00:56:42.559
sent me a picture now that it's
just kind of like a glitched out thing.
807
00:56:42.639 --> 00:56:45.280
What is that? So we get
back to the hotel and we're like
808
00:56:45.599 --> 00:56:49.440
like kind of still talking about it. She goes to her pictures. She
809
00:56:49.599 --> 00:56:52.960
put her phone in her jacket pocket. Yeah, the top packet pocket.
810
00:56:54.079 --> 00:56:58.719
It was in the pocket. She
starts going through her phone and she sees
811
00:56:58.760 --> 00:57:01.000
these pictures that were taking when we
were walking. We're starting to get dazzy.
812
00:57:01.960 --> 00:57:05.719
Oh weird, those are the that's
one of the pictures. You can
813
00:57:05.760 --> 00:57:09.360
see her leg in the corner.
It's all glitched out. Okay, strange,
814
00:57:09.480 --> 00:57:14.400
that's strange. What is that?
Well? Here, now here,
815
00:57:14.519 --> 00:57:16.199
look at this shit, Sam,
this is the okay, well, this
816
00:57:16.320 --> 00:57:19.760
is the trail. Now here's the
picture of the trail. I see it.
817
00:57:19.880 --> 00:57:22.239
Yeah kind of. I mean,
it's just guys nature. It looks
818
00:57:22.280 --> 00:57:25.000
like the beginning of the Blair Witch
project, you know, and they first
819
00:57:25.039 --> 00:57:29.599
head off into the forest. Yeah, yeah, so you're there. It
820
00:57:29.679 --> 00:57:32.079
felt so weird in that when we
stepped in that you do that all the
821
00:57:32.239 --> 00:57:36.719
time, okay, and so were
all the time. You can see here,
822
00:57:37.599 --> 00:57:42.039
oh what is that? And now
okay, now here it is blown
823
00:57:42.119 --> 00:57:44.519
up a little bit. Check this
out, dude. Now look at the
824
00:57:44.639 --> 00:57:46.360
hand, the way it's twisted around, like he said, like a snake
825
00:57:46.760 --> 00:57:52.039
around the steering wheel. Oh my
god, look at that. Yeah,
826
00:57:52.119 --> 00:57:54.360
that's the thumb or in the weird
hand, and it's like, oh,
827
00:57:54.480 --> 00:57:59.480
it goes going through the steering Why
you guys can't see if you're listing,
828
00:58:00.159 --> 00:58:05.199
is that it kind of looks like
a graph plateau where it goes up and
829
00:58:05.360 --> 00:58:10.679
then dude, literally it just nobody's
arm plateaus. So like if you did
830
00:58:10.760 --> 00:58:15.760
your elbow right, magice, if
your elbow was in the middle of your
831
00:58:15.880 --> 00:58:20.559
forearm right, yeah, but your
your hand is up, you're you have
832
00:58:20.679 --> 00:58:24.840
an elbow, then you have a
forearm elbow that went straight, so it
833
00:58:24.920 --> 00:58:31.840
goes up, takes a hard turn
to another plateau, and then your hand
834
00:58:31.920 --> 00:58:36.679
goes up and grabs a stern wheel. It's like the stock market right now.
835
00:58:37.000 --> 00:58:39.639
Yes, yes, it looks like
a chart. Oh, it's so
836
00:58:39.840 --> 00:58:44.000
weird, man, It's like some
shit from The Exorcist, that is really
837
00:58:44.039 --> 00:58:46.039
And if you look in the background, Johnny, you see the cheerleading thing,
838
00:58:46.199 --> 00:58:51.559
the cheerleader outfit. Did this face
the face of this person, did
839
00:58:51.599 --> 00:58:55.000
it ever move look at you anything
like that? No, not at all,
840
00:58:55.079 --> 00:59:00.199
man, I got out of there. What is it? Is that
841
00:59:00.280 --> 00:59:06.960
something hanging from the what is that
that's weird like or something like hanging from
842
00:59:07.000 --> 00:59:10.920
the Oh, that's strange. But
look at the weird fingernails, dude,
843
00:59:10.960 --> 00:59:15.599
Look at the weird fingernails. Is
it possible that this isn't even a person?
844
00:59:16.239 --> 00:59:19.920
You know? What it reminds me
of is those shape shifters we hear
845
00:59:19.960 --> 00:59:23.480
about in Uh what part of the
world is this? Tim This is like
846
00:59:23.800 --> 00:59:29.880
northern South like northwest South Carolina,
Georgia to Massey, South Carolina. What
847
00:59:30.039 --> 00:59:37.280
light up near Greenville like the cliffs
Okay, oh okay, yea Clenson kind
848
00:59:37.320 --> 00:59:39.280
of in that area, all right, So yeah that's the that's the country
849
00:59:39.360 --> 00:59:44.639
proper, okay. And your wife
said he was moving right, it's a
850
00:59:44.760 --> 00:59:49.519
nice area. Yeah. You can
see it start leaning back in that video.
851
00:59:49.639 --> 00:59:58.320
Who there's another picture? Yeah,
whoa like that? Oh it's so
852
00:59:58.599 --> 01:00:02.800
strange, dude. Let's just it
was leaning on his hands, off of
853
01:00:02.920 --> 01:00:07.760
its hands and its arms and we
walked past it like on the steering wheel.
854
01:00:07.760 --> 01:00:10.800
Oh, this one's really sharp.
Here, this this image that's really
855
01:00:12.000 --> 01:00:15.480
and you can see that thing hanging
there like a weird horse thing, like
856
01:00:15.639 --> 01:00:22.159
a demon horse hanging No clue could
you could? You could also be like,
857
01:00:22.840 --> 01:00:27.000
this is just a mannequin. But
then she saw a move. Yeah
858
01:00:27.079 --> 01:00:29.760
it's moving. We we gotta go
back to the video and just kind of
859
01:00:29.800 --> 01:00:32.840
slow it down a little bit because
this other pictures pretty much Uh, let's
860
01:00:32.880 --> 01:00:38.639
see, all right, let's just
blow this up. This is crazy,
861
01:00:38.719 --> 01:00:43.760
tim Now when you saw it,
were you did you get any weird feelings
862
01:00:43.800 --> 01:00:46.639
when you were looking at this thing? Yeah. Yeah, it was my
863
01:00:46.760 --> 01:00:51.800
had fit on the back of my
neck. Yeah, but I don't feel
864
01:00:51.840 --> 01:00:55.480
like that often. It's not a
good feeling. That super hard. Now
865
01:00:55.639 --> 01:01:01.760
did you ever leave or did they
first? Hugh leave first? No,
866
01:01:01.920 --> 01:01:06.320
we laughed. I was driving away. Yeah I laughed. Man, it
867
01:01:06.519 --> 01:01:10.679
was super weird. Yeah, okay, here we go. Yeah I laughed.
868
01:01:10.800 --> 01:01:15.559
We laughed. I wasn't gonna mess
around. Darren moved, did it
869
01:01:15.199 --> 01:01:22.800
Yep? It's moving man. Oh
yeah yeah, that was never experienced.
870
01:01:23.440 --> 01:01:35.920
Yeah, it moves. It's so
weird. That is really creep This was,
871
01:01:36.079 --> 01:01:40.239
like I wanted to say, between
January and April is okay? So
872
01:01:40.400 --> 01:01:45.679
not like October thirty first or anything. I thought maybe some weird Halloween.
873
01:01:46.199 --> 01:01:51.519
No, no, not October.
Oh dude, okay, man, that's
874
01:01:51.599 --> 01:01:54.760
some creepy ship. That's creepy.
You're in for the running of call the
875
01:01:55.760 --> 01:02:01.960
sent me this video. That's some
creepy ship. Now, let me ask
876
01:02:02.000 --> 01:02:07.000
you something like our caller of the
Year last year, Uh did you well,
877
01:02:07.039 --> 01:02:09.800
she wasn't called the year. Did
you guys go home and have sex?
878
01:02:10.000 --> 01:02:15.440
Because apparently when you see kryptids and
weird stuff, we did. We
879
01:02:15.519 --> 01:02:20.199
went to the hotel and said okay, perfect. So apparently, if you're
880
01:02:20.320 --> 01:02:24.679
not and you're in the loveless relationship, find a cryptad or some weird forest
881
01:02:24.800 --> 01:02:29.280
serial killer and you'll get laid right
after it. That's all we've learned from
882
01:02:29.320 --> 01:02:34.480
brokenshim so far. Yeah, find
death, get near death, get laid.
883
01:02:34.599 --> 01:02:36.679
That's what we're learning. Dude.
That's oh yeah. Look dude,
884
01:02:36.719 --> 01:02:38.199
here you can see his hands not
in the steering wheel. Do you see
885
01:02:38.280 --> 01:02:42.199
right there saying yeah, the hand
is up like next to his chest.
886
01:02:42.320 --> 01:02:45.719
Do you see like the hand.
I think that's the hand right there.
887
01:02:45.000 --> 01:02:50.760
It's not in the sei, not
in the steering wheel. We saw it
888
01:02:51.000 --> 01:02:55.280
wither like a snake, dude,
like it literally the hand looked like a
889
01:02:55.400 --> 01:03:00.599
snake raising up through the wheel and
I was like, whoa, what the
890
01:03:00.840 --> 01:03:06.159
fuck? Now? Do you think
that's why all the other cars left there,
891
01:03:06.199 --> 01:03:07.519
Like, let's get the fuck out
of here. I mean, hey,
892
01:03:07.599 --> 01:03:10.199
man, well what about that last
car? Fuck on them, let's
893
01:03:10.239 --> 01:03:15.880
go. I don't know, I
don't know. Yeah, you're right,
894
01:03:16.000 --> 01:03:20.480
Johnny, there's well there is no
hand there, and what's going on with
895
01:03:20.719 --> 01:03:22.280
did you? It's hard to tell
from the videos, but it looks like
896
01:03:22.360 --> 01:03:25.800
the head. It's kind of wrapped
in something. It looks like a sweatshirt,
897
01:03:28.599 --> 01:03:30.199
got like a beanie on. I
think, did you I mean,
898
01:03:30.239 --> 01:03:32.840
could you make out a face?
We're having trouble making out a face in
899
01:03:32.920 --> 01:03:37.840
these could you make Okay? Yeah? I didn't. When I walked by,
900
01:03:38.000 --> 01:03:40.800
the hair stood up and I used
my periffial to look. I hadn't.
901
01:03:40.960 --> 01:03:44.880
I had something on me. I
could have pulled it, but my
902
01:03:45.000 --> 01:03:49.280
instinct was to put hands on that, um what I had on me.
903
01:03:50.079 --> 01:03:52.719
I don't know if I should say
no. Yeah, I mean, you're
904
01:03:52.800 --> 01:03:54.440
good, dude. To South Carolina. You're good, dude, You're good.
905
01:03:54.559 --> 01:03:58.960
We're good. Yeah. I put
my hand on my gun. I
906
01:03:59.000 --> 01:04:00.519
mean you're Yeah, you're on a
t Yeah, you know there's nothing wrong
907
01:04:00.559 --> 01:04:05.840
with that. Yeah. Crazy.
We are people in California not gonna go
908
01:04:05.920 --> 01:04:09.599
out there to South Carolina and try
to get you. Don't worry about it.
909
01:04:10.480 --> 01:04:14.320
I hope they don't. We don't
like Yeah, we don't like him
910
01:04:14.360 --> 01:04:17.079
here yet. We don't like who
the government here. I'm just talking about
911
01:04:17.119 --> 01:04:20.679
he was kind of harried about talking
about our fucking shitty government. Yeah,
912
01:04:20.719 --> 01:04:25.760
we live in a shitty government,
shitty play, shitty area. They're just
913
01:04:26.079 --> 01:04:29.440
lowering those prices down. Well,
Tim, dude, that was great,
914
01:04:29.480 --> 01:04:33.199
man. Any anything else that you
didn't cover from that weird experience? No,
915
01:04:33.480 --> 01:04:38.239
man, it was that was it. That was crazy, buddy.
916
01:04:38.440 --> 01:04:44.000
Thanks, thanks for calling it.
You have a hot wife. Congratulations,
917
01:04:44.119 --> 01:04:47.599
buddy. You're killing it. You're
killing it. Please, don't share my
918
01:04:47.719 --> 01:04:50.639
number with anybody, by the way, Sary, SHARE's number with everybody.
919
01:04:50.719 --> 01:04:55.920
You're not. Please, everybody put
on the local Craigslist go if you're having
920
01:04:56.000 --> 01:04:59.719
problems or you're looking for a hot
action, hit up this number. I'm
921
01:04:59.719 --> 01:05:08.920
not going if you're looking for bye
the guys by how weird is that?
922
01:05:09.400 --> 01:05:13.280
That's totally weird. I love it
when they have pictures to support it,
923
01:05:13.280 --> 01:05:15.880
because some many of these things are
just stories, you know, when somebody's
924
01:05:15.920 --> 01:05:17.440
got photos. As soon as I
heard that voicemail, He's like, I
925
01:05:17.519 --> 01:05:19.199
got pictures. I can send them
to you, And I was like,
926
01:05:19.360 --> 01:05:25.280
okay, calling this guy right now, let's get this sorted out. Um,
927
01:05:25.360 --> 01:05:27.599
all right, this is guy's gotta
think. Tell me what you think
928
01:05:27.599 --> 01:05:31.039
about. I don't have an urban
legend, but I do have what I
929
01:05:31.119 --> 01:05:35.920
think is a sip. I want
to talk about Karen's. I think our
930
01:05:36.159 --> 01:05:41.519
society is trying to weed out any
public dissension, and Karen's are on the
931
01:05:41.639 --> 01:05:45.239
forefront of fighting back, like in
the day to day life. If that
932
01:05:45.519 --> 01:05:51.679
behavior unquote can be discouraged and rude
out of society, don't think global elites
933
01:05:51.760 --> 01:05:58.360
win. So what I'm just wondering
are Karen's kind of like the female version
934
01:05:58.440 --> 01:06:02.639
of the good Off my Lawn guy. So now we have a male and
935
01:06:02.760 --> 01:06:10.079
a female archetype that we mock.
They're not bad people. I know it's
936
01:06:10.119 --> 01:06:15.159
annoying. They're both very annoying,
but aren't they They're kind of trying to
937
01:06:15.280 --> 01:06:17.599
make things better in the long run. Yeah, I don't know. That's
938
01:06:17.639 --> 01:06:20.679
just my thought on that. What
do you think about that? I think
939
01:06:21.440 --> 01:06:27.639
there could be something to that.
I do believe, like the the whole
940
01:06:27.679 --> 01:06:30.679
thing with arresting that guy in the
subway after you were that you choke that
941
01:06:30.800 --> 01:06:35.280
guy. That's trying to convince people
not to defend themselves, So there is
942
01:06:35.400 --> 01:06:43.119
something too. I will also say
this that the reason Karen's are so shocking
943
01:06:44.320 --> 01:06:48.679
is because for the longest time,
and like Johnny, You're you're kinda at
944
01:06:48.760 --> 01:06:51.800
the end of this, but I
was right in the middle where there was.
945
01:06:51.960 --> 01:06:57.400
Really the internet didn't exist, oh
at least not even in the in
946
01:06:57.480 --> 01:07:00.199
the way exists now, right,
So, like the only time you got
947
01:07:00.280 --> 01:07:03.719
information was from the news. So
if you want to see a clip,
948
01:07:03.800 --> 01:07:09.199
it was from television and television at
some point. Oh, I remember did
949
01:07:09.360 --> 01:07:14.000
studies that said that women are part
of seventy percent of every purchase. They
950
01:07:14.079 --> 01:07:17.639
make same percent of every purchase or
seventy percent of all purchases are done by
951
01:07:17.719 --> 01:07:21.320
women. So they didn't want to
piss women off, So they kind of
952
01:07:21.400 --> 01:07:26.679
protected women by not doing stories about
them being crazies and all that stuff,
953
01:07:26.719 --> 01:07:31.400
and folks more on guys being So
I think women for the most part were
954
01:07:31.840 --> 01:07:38.239
protected from stories of being how crazy? And then I think the terror stories
955
01:07:39.079 --> 01:07:43.360
are result of the internet being more
powerful than the news. That's my opinion.
956
01:07:44.159 --> 01:07:45.920
Okay, that's just what I believe. What do I know? But
957
01:07:47.079 --> 01:07:51.360
for the longest time, you could
not do a story on white on women
958
01:07:51.440 --> 01:07:56.320
and white women in particular, because
they were such a big part of all
959
01:07:56.440 --> 01:07:59.840
purchases, so you didn't want to
piss them off. So if the news
960
01:08:00.159 --> 01:08:03.400
ran a story going white women are
psychos, right, most women would turn
961
01:08:03.480 --> 01:08:09.159
off the news and then all those
advertisers never got the advertise, so why
962
01:08:09.199 --> 01:08:13.440
would they advertise with your we're your
news agencies? So they had to they
963
01:08:13.559 --> 01:08:17.920
had to kind of massage the message. And Kurt Talent, is that the
964
01:08:17.960 --> 01:08:23.279
word I'm looking for for for women? So how do you do that?
965
01:08:23.479 --> 01:08:28.880
Guys are crazy? Yeah, dads
are nuts, husbands are idiots. That's
966
01:08:29.000 --> 01:08:30.960
kind of how you do that.
I buy it, I buy it.
967
01:08:31.199 --> 01:08:34.600
Uh, okay, it's funny.
I remember you were talking about pre Internet.
968
01:08:34.640 --> 01:08:41.159
I remember taking my vh VHS tapes
and recording nudity off of HBO when
969
01:08:41.199 --> 01:08:44.039
I was like twelve, you know, thirteen, early jerking off days,
970
01:08:44.399 --> 01:08:46.880
and that was how that was because
it was so hard to get any kind
971
01:08:46.880 --> 01:08:49.880
of nudity off the internet. Take
forever to load a picture that. I
972
01:08:50.079 --> 01:08:54.960
had a tape that I just rea
think. I remember Tandy Newton, the
973
01:08:55.359 --> 01:09:00.039
hot black chick from Westworld, you
know, yeah, come Out. She
974
01:09:00.159 --> 01:09:02.239
was in this movie in the nineties
with John bon Jovi where she had her
975
01:09:02.279 --> 01:09:05.520
tits out. I had that.
I had the Players Club with Bernie Mack
976
01:09:05.680 --> 01:09:09.760
and uh, Jamie Fox. There
was a lot of nudity in that.
977
01:09:11.239 --> 01:09:14.199
Yeah, those are my go to
well, Johnny I also think about this,
978
01:09:14.960 --> 01:09:19.880
think about how how how valuable a
tit was back in the day,
979
01:09:20.279 --> 01:09:27.920
how valuable cleavage was, how valuable
butt crack was knowledge, Just like they've
980
01:09:28.000 --> 01:09:30.399
just ruined themselves. Oh it's it's
it's everywhere now. Yeah, dude,
981
01:09:30.399 --> 01:09:34.279
Well, my mom has been digitizing
old VHS tapes, So I'm worried that
982
01:09:34.359 --> 01:09:39.520
somewhere around the house is my old
nudity from HBO VHS tape. Yeah,
983
01:09:39.560 --> 01:09:44.079
she's going to send it off.
Good for your mom, you've been posting.
984
01:09:44.239 --> 01:09:46.319
I'm really worried. I hope that's
a genuine concern. By the way,
985
01:09:46.359 --> 01:09:49.079
I get it, I respect it. I got like the Saint Valentine's
986
01:09:49.119 --> 01:09:57.279
Day mask her from that's how you
say, I'm not listening, By the
987
01:09:57.319 --> 01:09:59.680
way, when he starts going,
I respect that, all right. I'm
988
01:09:59.760 --> 01:10:01.880
like, say Johnny in Texas,
man, I'm such a huge fanny off,
989
01:10:02.159 --> 01:10:04.680
and I had to call in with
one of these urban legends because I
990
01:10:04.680 --> 01:10:09.920
got a great one for you.
Now, it's one that you've probably heard
991
01:10:10.000 --> 01:10:13.560
before to an extent, but this
one has a personal twist to it that's
992
01:10:13.600 --> 01:10:17.239
pretty eerie. So in grape Vine, Texas, which is in between Dallas,
993
01:10:17.279 --> 01:10:20.279
and Fort Worth, just a little
north and west of the of the
994
01:10:20.319 --> 01:10:25.479
big DFW airport. There there's a
little town there, grape Vine, and
995
01:10:26.239 --> 01:10:28.920
they used to have their own gravity
hill. And of course, you know
996
01:10:28.960 --> 01:10:32.000
what the gravity hill story. The
family gets out to push the stalled car,
997
01:10:32.199 --> 01:10:36.840
and the car somehow ends up rolling
over the children and the mother or
998
01:10:36.920 --> 01:10:41.720
whoever. And then from that point
on, whenever you parked your car at
999
01:10:41.800 --> 01:10:45.680
the at the beginning of the hill
and you put it in neutral, you
1000
01:10:45.760 --> 01:10:48.800
know your your car will get pushed
up the hill. So this story had
1001
01:10:48.880 --> 01:10:54.199
that same type of the same type
of you know promise, I guess you'd
1002
01:10:54.199 --> 01:10:58.199
say, and uh in high school. I think this is nineteen ninety eight,
1003
01:10:58.239 --> 01:11:00.720
and thest some friends decided to go
out there and give it a try.
1004
01:11:00.880 --> 01:11:04.840
And in my dark blue jeep Cherokees
have been about in nineteen ninety eight,
1005
01:11:05.800 --> 01:11:10.159
and we pull up to the edge
of the hill and we just sit
1006
01:11:10.279 --> 01:11:13.359
there and we roll down the windows
because we want to make it super spooky
1007
01:11:13.479 --> 01:11:17.880
because it was out in the country
back then. Nothing happens. We sit
1008
01:11:17.960 --> 01:11:19.800
there and we sit there and we
try again. We go up the hill,
1009
01:11:19.800 --> 01:11:21.319
we come back down, we go
up, we come back down,
1010
01:11:21.399 --> 01:11:25.239
nothing happens. I was a big
metal head back in high school, and
1011
01:11:25.359 --> 01:11:27.199
just on the whim, I thought, hey, man, what would be
1012
01:11:27.600 --> 01:11:30.359
what would happen if we played some
like dark satanic music or something? Right?
1013
01:11:31.520 --> 01:11:38.520
So I put in a tape nineteen
ninety eight of King Diamond, King
1014
01:11:38.680 --> 01:11:43.840
Diamond and maybe you have play.
Start playing King Diamond music. The jeep
1015
01:11:43.880 --> 01:11:45.960
starts rolling up the hill. Now
we're all freaking out. Guys and girls
1016
01:11:46.000 --> 01:11:48.520
are all in this. We're all
freaking out and screaming and losing our minds.
1017
01:11:48.560 --> 01:11:51.079
We get to the top of the
hill and the jeep stops, so
1018
01:11:51.239 --> 01:11:55.159
we go back and we do it
again and again and again. It just
1019
01:11:55.319 --> 01:11:58.720
keeps doing it. But when I
turned off the King Diamond music, we
1020
01:11:58.840 --> 01:12:00.560
stopped going up the hill. It
was pretty wild. It's pretty well.
1021
01:12:01.039 --> 01:12:03.880
So we're all freaking out, we're
loving life, we're having a ball.
1022
01:12:05.760 --> 01:12:09.680
We drive down the road a little
bit to a seven to eleven. We
1023
01:12:09.800 --> 01:12:12.840
stopped, We get out, we're
giddy. We're talking a thousand miles per
1024
01:12:12.920 --> 01:12:15.239
hour about what was happening. And
one of the girls goes to let another
1025
01:12:15.279 --> 01:12:17.560
one of the guys that was sitting
in the back and the hatch out.
1026
01:12:18.159 --> 01:12:21.479
She goes to open up the hatch
and she screams. We all go run
1027
01:12:21.560 --> 01:12:28.760
around there and there's little, tiny
handprints all over the back. We'd had
1028
01:12:28.800 --> 01:12:31.680
an ice storm the week before in
DFW area. They put down this like
1029
01:12:31.760 --> 01:12:36.600
white Sam, so it really contrasts
on the blue g So that's interest.
1030
01:12:36.640 --> 01:12:41.760
Because the gravity hill thing is explainable
as an optical illusion. I've seen it
1031
01:12:41.880 --> 01:12:44.680
explain and we have one in my
hometown and I kind of tested it,
1032
01:12:44.760 --> 01:12:47.159
and it is explainable as an optical
illusion. But what I think could be
1033
01:12:47.279 --> 01:12:54.520
happening is is that they've actually manifested
this thing into something that has physical effects
1034
01:12:54.560 --> 01:12:58.399
in the world. Well. Also, is it possible that some places are
1035
01:12:58.439 --> 01:13:02.920
optical illusions and some places have aw
sad little kids pushing things? I will
1036
01:13:02.960 --> 01:13:05.279
cry, Maybe I cry. I
want to go see my kids. I
1037
01:13:05.359 --> 01:13:10.720
gotta go. We're an hour fifteen
here. No no such luck. Uh
1038
01:13:11.640 --> 01:13:15.479
maybe Sam. But it's the same
story everywhere, with little variations. It
1039
01:13:15.560 --> 01:13:18.840
seems unlikely that so many little kids
just died at every intersection in every community.
1040
01:13:18.880 --> 01:13:23.520
I don't know, but that's my
thought is maybe it's possible that this
1041
01:13:23.720 --> 01:13:28.159
is actually something that we've manifested into
an actual presence at some of these intersections.
1042
01:13:28.199 --> 01:13:30.479
Isn't it strange? Yeah, it's
crazy. Oh you're you're you're talking
1043
01:13:30.520 --> 01:13:34.319
about like an agrigor. Yeah,
well yeah, whatever that's called. Yeah.
1044
01:13:34.479 --> 01:13:36.560
By the way, we little breaking
news here. Elon Musk has just
1045
01:13:36.560 --> 01:13:42.960
tweeted that Twitter Blue verified subscribers can
now upload two hour videos up to it's
1046
01:13:43.039 --> 01:13:50.039
be god there it is right there, so it has be gone two hours
1047
01:13:50.840 --> 01:13:56.800
up to eight gigabytes. Let's do
it. I'm We're uploading episodes as much
1048
01:13:56.800 --> 01:14:00.359
as we can. Let's go tenfoil
on Twitter. That's good, bro,
1049
01:14:01.479 --> 01:14:06.079
let's do it. Good for Ela
Musk Man, as evil as he is.
1050
01:14:06.520 --> 01:14:09.640
That's worth the subscription, by the
way, right there, brother,
1051
01:14:09.960 --> 01:14:14.560
listen to me. Man. Honestly, to be able to edit your tweets
1052
01:14:14.680 --> 01:14:18.560
is worth a subscription. But two
hour videos, I mean shit. Oh,
1053
01:14:18.680 --> 01:14:23.079
let's get real, dude, Let's
get real. Let's see how it
1054
01:14:23.199 --> 01:14:26.640
works, all right. Uh,
here's one more uh call and then we'll
1055
01:14:26.760 --> 01:14:29.800
move along. So sorry, sorry, I know we got so many calls
1056
01:14:29.840 --> 01:14:31.640
this week, and I apologize apologies
if we didn't get to yours. By
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01:14:31.680 --> 01:14:34.439
the way, that's a great call. That should be up for all the
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01:14:34.520 --> 01:14:39.760
year. Absolutely. So what's that
called? Tiny hand? Tiny tiny hands,
1059
01:14:40.239 --> 01:14:44.840
tiny hands, snow snow, tiny
hands in the snow gravity Hill?
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01:14:45.399 --> 01:14:50.479
What up my favorite podcasting? Thank
you Kristen from the Vallee Valley. Oh
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01:14:50.560 --> 01:14:56.680
this guy's call him from here wanted
to hear our Roma story, So I
1062
01:14:56.800 --> 01:15:00.000
thought I'd give you guys some of
mine, well, emily normal stories.
1063
01:15:00.600 --> 01:15:08.840
My dad and my and my grandpa
together own about a block of apartment complexes
1064
01:15:08.960 --> 01:15:13.920
and one main house which my dad
uses to stay in, and then the
1065
01:15:14.039 --> 01:15:18.560
other buildings is a departments events amount
two people and uh and then there's a
1066
01:15:18.600 --> 01:15:24.640
garden about like Kaflanin's guarden probably Little
Wars in the middle of all that.
1067
01:15:25.720 --> 01:15:29.720
And the only way in there,
there's only one door to go in and
1068
01:15:29.800 --> 01:15:34.119
out to that garden. And uh
yeah. A lot of my family,
1069
01:15:34.159 --> 01:15:39.199
almost to everybody in my family has
some type of some type of experience there.
1070
01:15:40.399 --> 01:15:44.319
And like my first experience there was
it was me and my brother.
1071
01:15:44.439 --> 01:15:47.159
This was two thousand and six.
No, I was six years old,
1072
01:15:47.239 --> 01:15:51.439
So this was like two thousand and
two. One of my grandma had just
1073
01:15:51.640 --> 01:15:56.800
passed away the year before, and
we could have sworn we heard her voice
1074
01:15:56.840 --> 01:16:00.520
in there, and then uh and
yeah, we fucking booked. A man
1075
01:16:00.680 --> 01:16:04.880
took off running and got scared.
We have with kids. And then uh,
1076
01:16:05.720 --> 01:16:12.520
an uncle of mine, my dad
brother said he was in there at
1077
01:16:12.560 --> 01:16:19.039
the garden watering and again like,
uh so around the garden it's like surrounded
1078
01:16:19.119 --> 01:16:24.159
by parliament compasses and stuff, and
then like rooftops of the Parliament of building
1079
01:16:24.800 --> 01:16:28.439
and the only way to get into
those rooftops is through the main door,
1080
01:16:28.560 --> 01:16:30.560
which my dad only had the main
house. I'm sorry, the main house
1081
01:16:31.000 --> 01:16:36.159
had access to all the rooftops and
my dad's the only one who had keith
1082
01:16:36.199 --> 01:16:40.520
to that house, and nobody literally
had to act to get up there.
1083
01:16:41.279 --> 01:16:45.760
And then my uncle was in their
watering and he says he's seen he described
1084
01:16:45.840 --> 01:16:53.880
a white lady in a black dress
crawling on all fours on the utops around
1085
01:16:53.920 --> 01:16:59.800
the garden speaking ship man. And
then my grandpa said he one time was
1086
01:16:59.840 --> 01:17:02.520
in they're too doing some work,
seeing the man walk in. Told the
1087
01:17:02.600 --> 01:17:03.880
man, you know, like,
hey, what are you doing? You
1088
01:17:03.960 --> 01:17:06.600
can be in here, You got
to get out. The dude walked into
1089
01:17:06.680 --> 01:17:11.520
the garden. And then we have
a little like garage structured in the corner
1090
01:17:11.560 --> 01:17:15.039
of it part corners. Dude walks
straight to the garage, goes inside.
1091
01:17:15.520 --> 01:17:19.920
My grandpa follows him, get goes
inside and there's nobody in there, damn
1092
01:17:20.159 --> 01:17:26.319
nude. And then, uh,
there's a lot more stories. But uh
1093
01:17:26.960 --> 01:17:30.760
so some people who used to run
out one of the apartment buildings. This
1094
01:17:30.960 --> 01:17:36.079
building has the window. It's the
only window that can look into the garden,
1095
01:17:36.520 --> 01:17:41.159
a little small like portion one less
than half of the garden. You
1096
01:17:41.199 --> 01:17:43.600
can see through that one. All
right, he gets cut off here,
1097
01:17:44.359 --> 01:17:46.520
But this is the last story,
all right there, But I was just
1098
01:17:46.640 --> 01:17:51.359
getting to the last part. The
people that used to stay in the apartment
1099
01:17:51.399 --> 01:17:55.680
where you can see into the garden, they would report to my dad at
1100
01:17:55.760 --> 01:18:00.119
night they would see a swain like
a fire burning underneath the tree that we
1101
01:18:00.199 --> 01:18:04.319
have there. We uh and my
dad would check in day. There's no
1102
01:18:04.520 --> 01:18:09.159
ashes, no signs of and you
know, was burnt. My dad thought,
1103
01:18:09.319 --> 01:18:14.319
you know, maybe that means there's
money. So that's great hours sticking
1104
01:18:14.439 --> 01:18:18.239
up around there. Never found anything. Personally, I believe that flame represents
1105
01:18:18.319 --> 01:18:21.960
a portal or something because there's no
must activity that. I can go on
1106
01:18:23.119 --> 01:18:27.560
and on about other experiences. But
again I couldn't even say the first three
1107
01:18:27.640 --> 01:18:31.600
the first in the valley there,
No, and Sam when you coming back
1108
01:18:31.600 --> 01:18:35.239
to the valley bro Yo, I'm
about to do that. Um. They
1109
01:18:35.479 --> 01:18:40.479
keep asking me to do that really
weird rabbit whole place I went where you
1110
01:18:40.560 --> 01:18:44.439
do stand up on top. It's
called the rabbit Hole. Yeah, and
1111
01:18:44.479 --> 01:18:47.319
it's where tit Zilla was. You
remember the story. Yeah, they want
1112
01:18:47.359 --> 01:18:50.159
me to return there. All right
for the call. We got a lot
1113
01:18:50.199 --> 01:18:54.760
of calls and a lot of go
ones. But okay, real question,
1114
01:18:55.520 --> 01:19:00.960
do we have any um, any
five star review? Uh, let's save
1115
01:19:01.000 --> 01:19:03.079
those up from that. We just
did those last week. We'll save up
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01:19:03.079 --> 01:19:05.079
from No. I do have one
thing I want to show you real quick
1117
01:19:05.079 --> 01:19:09.359
though. Yeah, I gotta tell
I gotta tell you something Amazon bought.
1118
01:19:10.359 --> 01:19:13.439
Do you ever go to the arc
Light Theater in Culver City. It's it's
1119
01:19:13.479 --> 01:19:15.479
in downtown Culver City. It was
a nice theater and they went out of
1120
01:19:15.520 --> 01:19:19.119
business. When arc Light went out
of business, Amazon bought it and they
1121
01:19:19.239 --> 01:19:23.600
bought it just to do screenings there. Basically they're gonna keep there. They've
1122
01:19:23.640 --> 01:19:27.600
continued to run it as a theater
and they installed like the latest technology that
1123
01:19:27.680 --> 01:19:30.520
they only have in like Abu Dhabi. The screens are incredible. They're not
1124
01:19:30.359 --> 01:19:33.640
in Culver City, downtown Culver City. They're not projectors. It's actual TV
1125
01:19:33.960 --> 01:19:40.520
like TV screens called micro led and
they're incredible. But in the because it's
1126
01:19:40.560 --> 01:19:48.359
Amazon, in the lobby, they
have installed this hologram person that it's just
1127
01:19:48.840 --> 01:19:53.239
I mean, it's just a sign
of the dystopian future that awaits us.
1128
01:19:53.319 --> 01:19:55.960
I just want to show this to
you here. So if you look,
1129
01:19:56.760 --> 01:19:59.760
and if you all you gotta do
is turn to the right when you go
1130
01:19:59.800 --> 01:20:02.920
in the lobby of the Culver Theater. It's called Ye. This woman right
1131
01:20:03.000 --> 01:20:09.000
here, and and she just looks
at different. She'll look at you eventually
1132
01:20:09.159 --> 01:20:12.000
and like wave at you and call
out to you like hey, come over
1133
01:20:12.079 --> 01:20:14.760
here, come see this. And
dude, in person, it is so
1134
01:20:15.199 --> 01:20:17.520
striking. I mean, it seems
a woman in a box. Yeah yeah,
1135
01:20:18.000 --> 01:20:23.319
And and and I looked up the
company here, and what they ideally
1136
01:20:23.399 --> 01:20:28.239
will do is put this box in
like a in a clothing store in a
1137
01:20:28.359 --> 01:20:31.279
mall. And and and eventually what
this is gonna be is what I was
1138
01:20:31.359 --> 01:20:35.920
thinking. Imagine this compared with AI
like Minority Report style. Yeah, so
1139
01:20:36.079 --> 01:20:40.680
it's a person maybe it's even you
yea in this box, Like, hey,
1140
01:20:40.800 --> 01:20:43.399
dude, you got this jacket last
week. What do you think about
1141
01:20:43.479 --> 01:20:47.399
these shoes? Oh my god,
Because it's gonna compared with face recognition and
1142
01:20:47.560 --> 01:20:53.640
AI. It's gonna know who you
are and you know who you are.
1143
01:20:53.760 --> 01:20:57.439
And but that's the most benign version. Think about the predatory version of it
1144
01:20:57.479 --> 01:21:00.520
though. They got it outside like
Hollywood Park Casino and they're like, hey,
1145
01:21:00.680 --> 01:21:02.520
dude, heard you busted out.
I want to take out that second
1146
01:21:02.600 --> 01:21:05.279
mortgage and get back to the tables. Yea. Oh yeah, dude,
1147
01:21:05.319 --> 01:21:10.520
for sure, this is where this
How about fucking strip bars? He'll be
1148
01:21:10.560 --> 01:21:13.159
a walk He'll be just walking by
and be like, hey, Sam,
1149
01:21:13.239 --> 01:21:15.319
we know what you were jerking off
you last night? You're your girl.
1150
01:21:15.439 --> 01:21:16.840
I'm like, I don't know what
she's talking about. We know what you've
1151
01:21:16.880 --> 01:21:20.760
been doing. Huh, red light
district out in the windows of ye we
1152
01:21:20.840 --> 01:21:25.880
do butt stuff. Let's go.
And it's not even gonna be real women.
1153
01:21:25.920 --> 01:21:28.560
Eventually, it's gonna be like those
real dolls, just with AI in
1154
01:21:28.640 --> 01:21:31.680
their head. We're heading for a
dark future, dude. Yeah, there's
1155
01:21:31.680 --> 01:21:35.239
gonna be a dark future where there's
no future. Everyone no one will have
1156
01:21:35.399 --> 01:21:39.159
kids anymore. Wait until the homeless
people will find out about this and they
1157
01:21:39.239 --> 01:21:42.600
just start going in there and jerking
off on this thing. This guy anyway,
1158
01:21:42.640 --> 01:21:45.760
you look at her? Yeah,
I was at the This will lead
1159
01:21:45.800 --> 01:21:48.399
into my story. Johnny was at
the mall. You went to the mall?
1160
01:21:48.479 --> 01:21:51.239
I like, I like going to
the mall. What mall did you
1161
01:21:51.319 --> 01:21:56.039
go to? Soon? Now?
The mall during the week is like zombie
1162
01:21:56.079 --> 01:22:00.960
apocalypse. Nobody's in the small Yeah. On the weekends, it's just going
1163
01:22:01.119 --> 01:22:04.560
nuts. And if you go to
the right mall, it's like they always
1164
01:22:04.560 --> 01:22:09.319
like malls are dying. I'm like, malls aren't dying. They're dying on
1165
01:22:09.439 --> 01:22:12.640
the They're dying during the week.
On the weekends they make all their money
1166
01:22:12.680 --> 01:22:17.000
because women go dress. They're like, it's a nightclub. Right, we
1167
01:22:17.159 --> 01:22:25.039
went to the Westfield mall in uh? Like no, No, we went
1168
01:22:25.119 --> 01:22:30.199
to the one in the valley.
Okay. Ghost is really easy to deal
1169
01:22:30.279 --> 01:22:34.279
with. She just she's she's super
smart. She talks like a five year
1170
01:22:34.359 --> 01:22:41.600
old. She's really super advanced.
Ninja is her own human being. She
1171
01:22:41.920 --> 01:22:45.760
does not follow your rules, she
does not care, and she will run
1172
01:22:45.000 --> 01:22:50.199
for hours, like just run to
the point where people see me chasing her,
1173
01:22:50.319 --> 01:22:55.600
thinking is this guy kidnapping this kid? That's that's what they think.
1174
01:22:55.800 --> 01:22:59.079
Right. Is it time to get
one of those strings that you can like
1175
01:22:59.159 --> 01:23:02.159
attach to your kids. Ain't has
been talking about locking down Ninja. Just
1176
01:23:02.239 --> 01:23:06.399
though she doesn't run away from me, it's possible, it's possible, it
1177
01:23:06.600 --> 01:23:12.159
might happen. She she loves the
run. And right now, Daddy is
1178
01:23:13.399 --> 01:23:16.439
can keep up with her? You
can, I can't, but it's you
1179
01:23:16.600 --> 01:23:19.319
just keep waiting for her to stop, and she's like, no, I'm
1180
01:23:19.359 --> 01:23:24.039
getting out of here. I'm gonna
go live on my own. Hey man.
1181
01:23:24.960 --> 01:23:29.359
So we were walking around and I
decided to I wanted a new hat.
1182
01:23:29.600 --> 01:23:31.680
Now I didn't get this hat.
Now I'm an idiot. I'm an
1183
01:23:31.760 --> 01:23:38.479
idiot because I forgot I'm going to
the Dodger game in three days after this,
1184
01:23:38.640 --> 01:23:41.039
and I'm getting I've already been at
Dodger game. But at this point
1185
01:23:41.119 --> 01:23:44.319
right this year, no, no, no this three days from now,
1186
01:23:44.800 --> 01:23:47.960
No, I already from when we
recorded and when the story right now from
1187
01:23:48.000 --> 01:23:53.600
today, when we I'd already been
at the dodge. My friend Bennett invited
1188
01:23:53.640 --> 01:23:57.079
member, saying and so how he
said, you don't need a ticket,
1189
01:23:57.119 --> 01:24:00.640
So yeah, well how we do
we? Who is an idiot? Heavy
1190
01:24:00.720 --> 01:24:04.880
on the idiot okay, was telling
me you don't need a ticket. You
1191
01:24:05.039 --> 01:24:11.600
just tell them where you're supposed to
be. He was convinced too. He
1192
01:24:11.680 --> 01:24:15.199
was like, Nah, they don't
care. It's like you don't even know
1193
01:24:16.039 --> 01:24:19.640
La, like the you don't even
know. They don't put up with anything
1194
01:24:19.680 --> 01:24:23.000
in lost here. He was like, I do it all time. It's
1195
01:24:23.000 --> 01:24:27.439
like Los Angeles, Like, I
just did something today with influencers. They
1196
01:24:27.439 --> 01:24:30.640
were very nice, but you know
something influence. Yeah, what were you
1197
01:24:30.760 --> 01:24:34.840
doing with influence? I just did
something where it was, um, can
1198
01:24:34.960 --> 01:24:40.560
a dad pick out the drunken high
person? Okay, alright, and I'm
1199
01:24:40.560 --> 01:24:44.920
not gonna tell you how time the
dad and these guys were all like early
1200
01:24:45.039 --> 01:24:46.880
twenties. What did you do that
for? What was that? My buddy
1201
01:24:47.000 --> 01:24:50.560
Zane, who I'm doing the fight
show with, asked me to come down
1202
01:24:50.680 --> 01:24:54.640
do it. That's funny. Okay, it was fun. It was a
1203
01:24:54.720 --> 01:24:56.600
good idea. Yeah, that's a
good idea. I like that. It's
1204
01:24:56.800 --> 01:24:59.079
it's fun. I get that,
And like, dude, I'm just teeing
1205
01:24:59.159 --> 01:25:01.880
off on these guys and I feel
so bad. But everyone's laughing. Did
1206
01:25:01.960 --> 01:25:04.680
you get it right? I wonder, Oh, well you tune in find
1207
01:25:04.720 --> 01:25:08.840
out? Didn't find out? It's
I don't know when it's gonna be out,
1208
01:25:08.880 --> 01:25:11.560
but it should be fun to find
out. No idea win to tune
1209
01:25:11.600 --> 01:25:14.560
in or how to Yeah, I'll
link it. Look at my new uh
1210
01:25:15.359 --> 01:25:19.000
Twitter, where I've also uploaded content
as well. So, yeah, I
1211
01:25:19.079 --> 01:25:23.560
did this influencer thing right, So, and it's just like, you know
1212
01:25:23.600 --> 01:25:27.520
what the reality is. It's called
camboys. They're called camboys. Can you
1213
01:25:27.600 --> 01:25:30.800
look it up? What camboys?
I think I'm gonna get something. I
1214
01:25:30.960 --> 01:25:32.079
no, no, no, I
thought the same thing. This is a
1215
01:25:32.159 --> 01:25:38.359
bunch of like fucking a bunch of
weird gay things. But it's called the
1216
01:25:38.439 --> 01:25:44.560
camboys. And they got a YouTube
channel and they all look like they all
1217
01:25:44.600 --> 01:25:49.800
look like, oh it's these people. Yeah, I go down. Yeah,
1218
01:25:49.880 --> 01:25:55.279
this is why I did Grandma Ranks
five guys. Yeah, and they're
1219
01:25:55.319 --> 01:26:00.039
all like, there's all these different
there's fifteen, there's there's love these there.
1220
01:26:00.159 --> 01:26:02.399
Yeah, this is what you do. This is how you do.
1221
01:26:02.600 --> 01:26:05.840
This is how you But that's camboys. This is influence and it's brand new
1222
01:26:06.560 --> 01:26:13.800
and yeah, there's literally a collection
of eighteen friends. We should just five
1223
01:26:13.880 --> 01:26:17.039
guys one day, like I did
Guess the can a dad, Guess who's
1224
01:26:17.079 --> 01:26:23.279
high on drugs? And five straight
man? One secret game? What what
1225
01:26:23.600 --> 01:26:27.760
is this? Yeah? But wait
until this gets that when when they start
1226
01:26:27.880 --> 01:26:30.239
running, they start running out ideas
and it's eventually like who's the jew?
1227
01:26:30.640 --> 01:26:38.479
Yeah yeah this dude. So so
anyway, so I'm in the mall with
1228
01:26:38.640 --> 01:26:43.159
my daughters. I'm getting a new
hat because Johnny is their way to clean
1229
01:26:43.279 --> 01:26:50.159
hats. Not I feel like they
it's hard, Like my hats get dirty
1230
01:26:50.159 --> 01:26:54.520
because they do this a lot.
Oh you get all the dead skins.
1231
01:26:54.800 --> 01:26:57.720
Yeah, it just it gets dirty. So every so often had to grab
1232
01:26:57.760 --> 01:27:00.520
a new hat, and then like
I I'm gonna give away my old hats
1233
01:27:00.640 --> 01:27:04.119
in these mystery boxes. Who the
ship wants your old grimy ass? I
1234
01:27:04.119 --> 01:27:06.840
don't know, man, some people
might want it, yeah, just to
1235
01:27:08.000 --> 01:27:10.479
put your garbage in there too,
might as well. Right, that's rude.
1236
01:27:10.520 --> 01:27:15.239
I was gonna give away my underwear. That's not a prize. I'm
1237
01:27:15.319 --> 01:27:20.720
known for my la hats. Some
people might want them. Listen, if
1238
01:27:20.760 --> 01:27:24.800
you autographed it, yeah, if
you got a mystery box, had one
1239
01:27:24.840 --> 01:27:27.399
of my old hats and it would
you want it or would you not?
1240
01:27:27.600 --> 01:27:30.279
If it was signed? I could
see somebody, I'll sign them. Yeah,
1241
01:27:30.840 --> 01:27:34.399
warn on the show. Not your
underwear though, No, no underwear.
1242
01:27:34.520 --> 01:27:38.680
That was a joke. I wouldn't
give anybody my underwear. I just
1243
01:27:38.840 --> 01:27:42.119
think even hot chick underwear, who
wants that. So, Johnny, so
1244
01:27:42.279 --> 01:27:44.800
we go. I go to Lids, and I'll be honest with you.
1245
01:27:45.439 --> 01:27:49.920
Lids. Well, the people working
there was like three guys and it was
1246
01:27:50.079 --> 01:27:55.119
a crazy house. Crazy house.
It was crazy. Oh, it just
1247
01:27:55.319 --> 01:27:58.159
was. It was nuts. Yeah, they're always really small lids, and
1248
01:27:58.479 --> 01:28:02.000
it was not it was packed.
So Johnny, you know, as you
1249
01:28:02.119 --> 01:28:06.520
know, I make observations, some
of them along the lines of ethnic Okay.
1250
01:28:08.920 --> 01:28:14.560
And I've always said that the Chinese
armony, army, the Chinese Army,
1251
01:28:15.039 --> 01:28:19.800
the Chinese. I've always said,
Johnny that the Chinese army doesn't scare
1252
01:28:19.880 --> 01:28:25.279
me because they're all autistic. Okay, Yes, it's fully retired what you
1253
01:28:25.359 --> 01:28:28.319
just said. But go ahead,
what it makes no sense, okay.
1254
01:28:28.880 --> 01:28:31.319
So I mean when you get off
on the plane, they have guns there.
1255
01:28:31.680 --> 01:28:35.520
The Asians are always trying to get
off quicker than everybody else. And
1256
01:28:35.600 --> 01:28:40.359
they will try to shoot you quicker
than everything. And I love Asians are
1257
01:28:40.439 --> 01:28:44.399
great people. They're wonderful, they're
very smart, they're good looking, they
1258
01:28:44.479 --> 01:28:47.319
know karate. I love them,
okay, but they don't know how to
1259
01:28:47.359 --> 01:28:50.079
get off an airplane. And I
don't care. You can yell at me
1260
01:28:50.119 --> 01:28:56.800
all you want. That's just the
truth. They don't understand social norms.
1261
01:28:57.760 --> 01:29:00.479
Not everyone, just some particular ones. And those are the autistic ones.
1262
01:29:00.600 --> 01:29:03.840
I haven't noticed that too, Okay, thank you. Does it mean they're
1263
01:29:03.960 --> 01:29:08.640
lesser or more than anybody? Worse? Is them all in Glendale? Yeah?
1264
01:29:08.680 --> 01:29:11.880
Well this this isn't Glendale. This
is the valley we're talking like.
1265
01:29:12.680 --> 01:29:17.119
We're talking like um Woodland Hills there
right, people just walking right down the
1266
01:29:17.199 --> 01:29:21.319
middle of the aisle. And here's
the craziest. I'm talking to a guy.
1267
01:29:21.479 --> 01:29:27.600
I'm looking for a specific hat number, which is seven and five eights.
1268
01:29:27.920 --> 01:29:31.319
Yeah, that's the that that fit
me the best. Now, do
1269
01:29:31.359 --> 01:29:34.279
you prefer a fitted hat or a
snapack? Because I like snappack. I'm
1270
01:29:34.359 --> 01:29:38.880
either one. Okay. But here's
what's interesting. This looks like it's a
1271
01:29:38.960 --> 01:29:43.640
snap but it's a fitted because of
the mesh. Yeah, when usually the
1272
01:29:43.760 --> 01:29:45.680
meshes there. It means that it's
it's a summer, it's a snap,
1273
01:29:46.039 --> 01:29:50.039
right, but this one's fitted.
So I'm getting it. I'm sitting there
1274
01:29:50.119 --> 01:29:54.119
talking to you guys. We're doing
it. Dude, handy got this Asian
1275
01:29:54.199 --> 01:29:58.119
woman with our Asian mom walks right
up to the guy. What do you
1276
01:29:58.159 --> 01:30:02.079
mean as we're talking? So you
and I are right here talking. Asian
1277
01:30:02.119 --> 01:30:06.239
woman walks up right here, boxes
me out, goes do you have this?
1278
01:30:08.760 --> 01:30:12.399
What? And then Dana can't doesn't
put up with anything. Yeah,
1279
01:30:12.960 --> 01:30:15.199
It's like, excuse me, we're
still talking. And then Dana goes,
1280
01:30:15.960 --> 01:30:21.720
get your hand out of my purse. I look over. She's Dana's accusing
1281
01:30:23.159 --> 01:30:27.760
the grandma or the mother of putting
her hand in her purse. She goes,
1282
01:30:27.840 --> 01:30:30.439
Sam, her hand was in my
purse. I go what, no
1283
01:30:30.680 --> 01:30:34.239
shit, I go what? And
she go I don't know what you're talking
1284
01:30:34.319 --> 01:30:38.439
about. And I'm like, oh, you guys running some shit right now.
1285
01:30:38.560 --> 01:30:43.640
But dist you with the big presentation
and then slip trying to pull something
1286
01:30:43.680 --> 01:30:48.159
off the wallet. What happened?
I just tried to diffuse the situation.
1287
01:30:49.119 --> 01:30:54.000
It seems if you go off half, Dana could go zero to felony very
1288
01:30:54.119 --> 01:30:58.119
quickly, okay, and then I'm
trying not to cause a race riot in
1289
01:30:58.319 --> 01:31:01.039
Woodland Hills. Maybe they were getting
maybe they heard your story and Sam last
1290
01:31:01.039 --> 01:31:03.359
week. Were you cut in front
of that Asian couple at the airport and
1291
01:31:03.399 --> 01:31:05.920
they were getting revenge? It could
be I didn't cut in front of any
1292
01:31:05.960 --> 01:31:09.640
Asian cup. You said it was
an old, bumbling Asian couple that you
1293
01:31:10.000 --> 01:31:13.239
you had, you were trying to
get through your get your bag checked in
1294
01:31:13.399 --> 01:31:15.520
really fast, and you cut to
the front of the line. Yeah,
1295
01:31:15.520 --> 01:31:17.520
but I cut after them. They
they were there, and they left and
1296
01:31:17.600 --> 01:31:20.720
I stepped in like I was there, adopted white child. Thought you said,
1297
01:31:21.079 --> 01:31:25.640
I'm a round apple that wasn't paying
attention Asian couple and that you cut
1298
01:31:25.680 --> 01:31:28.279
in front of them. Bam,
I just got But I know it was
1299
01:31:28.319 --> 01:31:30.880
an Asian type. I think it. I don't even know the story.
1300
01:31:30.000 --> 01:31:33.279
This could be the revenge for the
fall. Maybe they heard through the their
1301
01:31:33.399 --> 01:31:38.640
their underground network. That's right.
Get these guys there picture me, and
1302
01:31:38.760 --> 01:31:42.199
then they saw me with Dana and
they're like, get her wallet. And
1303
01:31:42.279 --> 01:31:44.880
then and a bunch of you and
a bunch of guys who look kind of
1304
01:31:44.920 --> 01:31:47.079
similar to you guys. And there's
a lot of this in the valley,
1305
01:31:47.279 --> 01:31:54.079
bared flat brim glasses for sure.
So I had to diffuse U. I
1306
01:31:54.199 --> 01:31:59.000
had to diffuse a race riot that
was about the breakout between the Asians and
1307
01:31:59.079 --> 01:32:01.119
the Jews. Okay, it was
about to go Harden to paint. I
1308
01:32:01.199 --> 01:32:04.479
had to talk it down. Coolest
guy in the room, guy who works
1309
01:32:04.520 --> 01:32:10.439
there. He must have to deal
with crazies every day. And his whole
1310
01:32:10.520 --> 01:32:15.319
thing is lying taming. He's just
lying taming people sitting, ball up down,
1311
01:32:15.640 --> 01:32:17.399
sit, come, I'll check you
out. We'll get you in.
1312
01:32:17.760 --> 01:32:19.880
You want it back, you don't
want to bag, Get you in,
1313
01:32:20.119 --> 01:32:26.239
get you out. So, speaking
of bags, my friend Bennett is a
1314
01:32:27.079 --> 01:32:30.279
he's a really good friend of mine, and he every once in a while
1315
01:32:30.920 --> 01:32:38.880
his company will put up we'll get
a box at Dodger Stadium. Yeah okay,
1316
01:32:39.079 --> 01:32:44.319
and so these boxes, and I
would like to I would love to
1317
01:32:44.479 --> 01:32:47.199
do this one time with all of
us. Is you can get one box,
1318
01:32:47.479 --> 01:32:57.199
one game for forty people? Damn
damn? Right? Is it?
1319
01:32:57.279 --> 01:33:00.199
Those boxes were? See how much
a box cost at Dodger Stay. It
1320
01:33:00.279 --> 01:33:01.199
depends. It's gonna depend on where
it is. Is it one of the
1321
01:33:01.319 --> 01:33:04.520
Is it you mean those boxes where
you can sit like at those tall seats?
1322
01:33:04.600 --> 01:33:06.199
Is that? Is it that kind
of thing? No, it's like
1323
01:33:06.399 --> 01:33:11.439
up where they have like jumbotron's television. You watch the game, watch other
1324
01:33:11.560 --> 01:33:15.760
games, say it says. Dodger
Stadium suites range from forty five hundred dollars
1325
01:33:15.800 --> 01:33:17.560
to fifteen thousand, six hundred dollars, So it depends on what kind of
1326
01:33:17.920 --> 01:33:21.840
based on the matchup, the location, the type of seating option, and
1327
01:33:21.960 --> 01:33:29.119
the services requested. Well, it's
it's starting at forty five yes, for
1328
01:33:29.279 --> 01:33:31.920
how many it depends. It just
says it's got it got a whole range.
1329
01:33:32.399 --> 01:33:36.000
Interesting anyway, So we go there
and this is funny. So you
1330
01:33:36.079 --> 01:33:41.880
go through and it's like it's it's
like basically a museum of all this like
1331
01:33:42.159 --> 01:33:45.159
stuff from Dodgers history, and they'll
give you like you know, when you
1332
01:33:45.239 --> 01:33:49.720
go there, they'll hand you like
a a booklet of all who's playing all
1333
01:33:49.760 --> 01:33:54.479
that stuff. But they'll have yeah, the programs, they'll have like the
1334
01:33:54.600 --> 01:33:58.359
cover of old programs and you go
back, like the programs used to cost
1335
01:33:58.479 --> 01:34:02.720
twenty twenty seven fifty cents dollar.
Who knows how much they are now,
1336
01:34:02.840 --> 01:34:06.479
right, so anyway, as we
go in there, and this is a
1337
01:34:06.560 --> 01:34:12.640
long story goes but kind of my
life. So we're we're we're running late
1338
01:34:12.880 --> 01:34:15.920
because we're coming from the valley to
Dodger Stadium. We got in a lot
1339
01:34:15.000 --> 01:34:16.760
quicker than I thought I was gonna
be, to be honest with you,
1340
01:34:17.119 --> 01:34:20.000
but we get in, were running
late. We park our car. If
1341
01:34:20.039 --> 01:34:24.840
you don't know, it's the worst
get We're in lock, which means we
1342
01:34:24.960 --> 01:34:28.279
go all the way around right,
we get park, we come in,
1343
01:34:28.560 --> 01:34:30.760
we're about to go through. They're
like, you can't bring that bag in.
1344
01:34:30.920 --> 01:34:33.800
We're like, why we're going to
this thing? You can't bring that
1345
01:34:33.880 --> 01:34:40.520
bag in? And of course,
of course Dana wants to scorch. There
1346
01:34:40.800 --> 01:34:44.399
be a small clear bag for the
stadium. She wants to go nuts,
1347
01:34:44.640 --> 01:34:46.720
yell at everybody, and I'm like, one, everybody's doing their job.
1348
01:34:46.800 --> 01:34:49.319
They're not making the rules. You
feel like that happened with her before,
1349
01:34:49.720 --> 01:34:55.479
always, every time, every time, so funny. So we gotta go
1350
01:34:55.720 --> 01:34:59.119
buy a bag. I buy a
clear back. She throws her tough.
1351
01:34:59.159 --> 01:35:01.800
I gotta run the back back because
Dana's got knocky knee. She's not gonna
1352
01:35:01.800 --> 01:35:05.000
be able to run it. Back. Daddy's got run it back, put
1353
01:35:05.039 --> 01:35:09.479
it in the car. Come back. We go and she's got clear back.
1354
01:35:09.560 --> 01:35:11.880
We're walking around. She has to
pick what she wants to keep,
1355
01:35:12.119 --> 01:35:14.600
what she does want to keep.
We go through. I gotta take my
1356
01:35:14.720 --> 01:35:18.439
hat off because apparently I could have
an eight ball or something, you know,
1357
01:35:18.680 --> 01:35:20.960
I got. I have to take
my hat off so they see I'm
1358
01:35:20.960 --> 01:35:24.800
a gentleman. I got tips.
You tip the top of the morning to
1359
01:35:25.000 --> 01:35:28.479
Yeah. Right, So we go
through. You ask it where everybody is.
1360
01:35:28.600 --> 01:35:32.399
Nobody, nobody works there, knows
where anything is. Where is this
1361
01:35:32.680 --> 01:35:38.439
week? Uh, nobody knows.
You know why, Johnny, because all
1362
01:35:38.439 --> 01:35:43.239
of our information. Our brains are
overloaded with information that we've gotten from this.
1363
01:35:43.720 --> 01:35:47.159
Yeah right, it's too much.
Our our heads are over full.
1364
01:35:48.199 --> 01:35:51.159
Wait till neuralink, dude, then
you can just have it all right there
1365
01:35:51.279 --> 01:35:55.439
right away, the whole Internet in
your brain. Okay. So so then
1366
01:35:55.520 --> 01:35:57.840
we go in there. Anyways,
long story short, because this is my
1367
01:35:57.960 --> 01:36:01.079
life. There's a lot of people
there. All the seats are taken.
1368
01:36:01.359 --> 01:36:04.000
I find a stool on the side. I bring the stool to the side
1369
01:36:04.039 --> 01:36:09.439
to sit down. What. Yeah, Bennet's there, he's great. Ben's
1370
01:36:09.479 --> 01:36:13.520
talking to us. They're like,
hey, the all the food's free.
1371
01:36:13.640 --> 01:36:16.319
The food's free, to drinks are
free. Bennet's like, hey, the
1372
01:36:16.479 --> 01:36:23.560
dessert cart just showed up, and
dog, I'm all about cheesecake. OK,
1373
01:36:24.920 --> 01:36:28.520
dude, my happy, My greatest
thing ever was and they got rid
1374
01:36:28.560 --> 01:36:30.880
of it. I don't know why, but the cheesecake factory used to have
1375
01:36:32.039 --> 01:36:39.800
a lemon cheesecake with raspberry tops.
The greatest thing you'll ever eat. It's
1376
01:36:39.840 --> 01:36:45.439
the best. So so I'm like, Dana's got Dana's clutching her bag.
1377
01:36:45.319 --> 01:36:48.600
I'm like, set the bag down, we'll go get stuff. She's like,
1378
01:36:48.680 --> 01:36:54.119
I'm not leaving this back. I
go look around, Dana. Everybody
1379
01:36:54.279 --> 01:36:59.560
here is from a high scaled business. What do you call it? High
1380
01:36:59.640 --> 01:37:03.199
value people? They're high value people, Dane. I hate to tell you.
1381
01:37:03.399 --> 01:37:08.399
Look around. I go where the
biggest scumbags here. They should be
1382
01:37:08.479 --> 01:37:13.560
clutching their ship because of us.
Right, nobody here's gonna steal your fucking
1383
01:37:14.119 --> 01:37:17.600
clear back full of trinkets you brought
in here, your juke trinkets, Like,
1384
01:37:17.920 --> 01:37:23.560
leave it there. Nobody wants yours
from the Morongo because nobody wants that.
1385
01:37:23.720 --> 01:37:28.880
You want a penny off the slots
at Morongo. Nobody can. And
1386
01:37:29.000 --> 01:37:30.439
that's kind of how it is,
Like, no matter where I go,
1387
01:37:30.800 --> 01:37:35.399
that bad area town is wherever I
stand, that's where I am. That's
1388
01:37:35.439 --> 01:37:41.159
where some weird stuff's gonna go down. That's there's some shady stuck like yeah,
1389
01:37:41.760 --> 01:37:46.319
I'm a walking crime wave. That's
really what's going on. It's like
1390
01:37:46.399 --> 01:37:50.760
that citizen alert you talked about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's
1391
01:37:50.800 --> 01:37:55.159
like, what did you say it's
a guy jerking off in the bathroom?
1392
01:37:58.359 --> 01:38:00.760
Did you cut that upift feet away
as a guy joking off in the bathroom?
1393
01:38:00.880 --> 01:38:02.920
Yeah, I sent I sent that
to him last night. Actually,
1394
01:38:02.960 --> 01:38:06.039
oh god, all right, So
that's it, Johnny can we getting some
1395
01:38:06.159 --> 01:38:10.920
news and we got more stuff because
I got I gotta go. I really
1396
01:38:11.000 --> 01:38:13.520
do gotta go. I do you
guys love when I say that I really
1397
01:38:13.600 --> 01:38:15.399
have to go. Yeah, he's
really gotta go. I do really gotta
1398
01:38:15.439 --> 01:38:17.760
go. Well, we got a
few things I want to do. You
1399
01:38:17.960 --> 01:38:27.359
tweeted this, and I just really
bully they're they're really fucking over RFK JR.
1400
01:38:27.960 --> 01:38:31.079
Yeah, you know, Crystal Paul, she's done that show, breaking
1401
01:38:31.119 --> 01:38:34.479
points with that other guy. So
they all came from the hill right,
1402
01:38:34.920 --> 01:38:38.119
that's right. So they were part
of the group that I was in the
1403
01:38:38.199 --> 01:38:41.880
Hill, and then they were replaced
with Kim Iverson, and then Kim Iverson
1404
01:38:42.119 --> 01:38:46.239
was replaced by the the white guy
with blonde here in the Black Chick.
1405
01:38:46.359 --> 01:38:50.920
I think that's right. So these
guys were before that. They've gone off
1406
01:38:50.960 --> 01:38:56.640
on their own. They've been on
Joe Rogan's podcast. Yeah, like she's
1407
01:38:56.720 --> 01:39:00.439
super like. There's times that they're
on the right side of stuff, but
1408
01:39:00.560 --> 01:39:08.760
there's also times that they won hundred
percent one hundred percent, and it's her
1409
01:39:08.920 --> 01:39:12.479
not him. He's more right.
I agree with him a lot, but
1410
01:39:12.720 --> 01:39:17.239
she is one hundred percent wrong on
a lot of things, and I feel
1411
01:39:17.279 --> 01:39:20.720
like this is one of them.
And I'm not even sure she's wrong about
1412
01:39:20.760 --> 01:39:25.720
it as much as she got told
to do something here, you think,
1413
01:39:25.880 --> 01:39:30.279
I have a strong feeling that this
is a systematic thing to kind of kneecap
1414
01:39:30.439 --> 01:39:33.000
him. Uh, because the way
she does this hit and run questioning.
1415
01:39:33.079 --> 01:39:36.279
This is one of my real pet
peeps for journalists and people who interview others
1416
01:39:36.840 --> 01:39:41.640
is when they ask questions and then
let the person respond, and then when
1417
01:39:41.680 --> 01:39:43.800
the person responds, they're like,
you know what, I don't have all
1418
01:39:43.840 --> 01:39:45.920
the data in front of me,
so let's just we gotta move on.
1419
01:39:45.119 --> 01:39:49.399
You know, Yeah, that's what
I hated that about. John Stewart was
1420
01:39:49.479 --> 01:39:53.600
a comedian. What do I know
whenever it got really high from but I
1421
01:39:53.760 --> 01:39:57.079
just fall puppets. Yeah, exactly, exactly, And I hated that and
1422
01:39:57.199 --> 01:39:59.920
she kind of does the equivalent of
that here for her. Let me ask
1423
01:40:00.079 --> 01:40:05.119
you about vaccines have significant differences and
you know, just to level with you
1424
01:40:05.239 --> 01:40:08.840
on this, like a lot of
what you say I really respond to.
1425
01:40:09.199 --> 01:40:14.000
I think you're a very genuine person. But the across the board, um
1426
01:40:14.279 --> 01:40:17.359
here, whether you want to call
a vaccine skepticism or anti vax advocacy,
1427
01:40:17.439 --> 01:40:20.159
which has been a central part of
what you've been up to for the past
1428
01:40:20.279 --> 01:40:24.960
number of years. For me personally, it's a it's an issue, and
1429
01:40:25.039 --> 01:40:27.880
it's a it's a real sort of
red line. And I know not alone
1430
01:40:27.920 --> 01:40:30.359
in that, especially running in a
Democratic primary, They're going to be out
1431
01:40:30.359 --> 01:40:33.359
there millions of people like me who
have similar concerns. So how how do
1432
01:40:33.399 --> 01:40:35.359
you win them over? What's your
message to people who think like I?
1433
01:40:35.640 --> 01:40:40.359
But just tell me, um,
tell me where you stop. That's what's
1434
01:40:40.399 --> 01:40:43.399
gonna hurt him. Is that voice? Oh yeah, I text you that
1435
01:40:43.520 --> 01:40:46.840
like last week. That's that's what's
gonna hurt. It's it's uncomfortable to listen
1436
01:40:46.880 --> 01:40:49.439
to. It sounds like he's in
pain. Yeah, and apparently it's just
1437
01:40:49.560 --> 01:40:56.319
a it's a thing where he has
spasms of his vocal fall. It's but
1438
01:40:56.479 --> 01:40:59.560
by the way, in a weird
way, knowing his family's history, do
1439
01:40:59.600 --> 01:41:02.960
you think that saves him maybe from
being too threatening to Yeah? Maybe so
1440
01:41:03.239 --> 01:41:06.479
yeah, it allows him to say
stuff and they're like, nobody's gonna listen
1441
01:41:06.520 --> 01:41:10.399
to that. It's funny because I
really I like him. I know I
1442
01:41:10.560 --> 01:41:13.600
like him. For somebody on that
side, it reminds me very much,
1443
01:41:13.640 --> 01:41:17.640
in a weird way, of me
and my arguments with almost all the women
1444
01:41:17.680 --> 01:41:21.680
in my life about vaccines. For
somebody on the blue side, though,
1445
01:41:21.800 --> 01:41:27.479
he's okay for me, Like,
you draw a correlation between the rise of
1446
01:41:27.680 --> 01:41:30.399
things like autism and the introduction of
vaccines when there isn't hard scientific evidence tying
1447
01:41:30.439 --> 01:41:33.000
those things together. Let me ask
you this, how do you know there's
1448
01:41:33.000 --> 01:41:36.079
not a hard scientific evidence? Well, because the one major study that purported
1449
01:41:36.119 --> 01:41:39.760
to show that. Sorry, everybody, we had to speed this up because
1450
01:41:39.840 --> 01:41:45.199
so so it's retracted that what she's
saying is not true. Well he and
1451
01:41:45.279 --> 01:41:50.279
he says, you know what you're
doing basically, and she's doing this thing
1452
01:41:50.359 --> 01:41:53.640
she asked questions. Doesn't let him
respond. I don't want to get I
1453
01:41:53.680 --> 01:41:55.920
don't want to get in a debate
with you about this because you spent your
1454
01:41:55.960 --> 01:41:58.279
life pulling out this thing. I
will tell you. Let me tell you.
1455
01:41:59.359 --> 01:42:01.319
Let me just tell you. I've
listened to hours of interviews with you
1456
01:42:01.479 --> 01:42:04.600
with an open mind, and I'm
not persuaded. No, maybe I'm wrong,
1457
01:42:04.640 --> 01:42:10.960
that's possible. Stop listen to me. This is This is what makes
1458
01:42:11.039 --> 01:42:19.199
women amazing and what also makes women
just dangerous is they get emotionally attached to
1459
01:42:19.399 --> 01:42:27.000
a narrative because they think it's helping
because they look at like. Women are
1460
01:42:27.079 --> 01:42:30.840
so in tune with their bodies,
right, because let's face it, they
1461
01:42:30.960 --> 01:42:34.359
go through a physical change of men
don't, and from a very early age,
1462
01:42:34.680 --> 01:42:40.359
they they're varying in tune with their
like. Women have zero problems with
1463
01:42:40.600 --> 01:42:43.840
going to the doctor for anything,
where men are like, I'm just gonna
1464
01:42:43.880 --> 01:42:45.960
work through this, like with jiu
jitsu right now, right, I have
1465
01:42:46.079 --> 01:42:49.720
my shoulders hurt, my legs are
dead. I have dead legs, you
1466
01:42:49.760 --> 01:42:55.640
know that. I'm like, just
get through it, just get through it.
1467
01:42:56.560 --> 01:42:59.880
But a lot of women and not
all women. And when I talk,
1468
01:43:00.199 --> 01:43:01.960
I'm not talking about all the good
ones or I don't even think these.
1469
01:43:02.319 --> 01:43:05.680
I don't think Crystal as a woman
is a bad thing. And I
1470
01:43:06.119 --> 01:43:13.359
don't think she's being told to say
something. I think she generally really maybe
1471
01:43:14.079 --> 01:43:16.319
Okay, I could be wrong,
because I just know a lot of people
1472
01:43:16.399 --> 01:43:20.520
like her that aren't on anybody's tip
that that say the exact same thing.
1473
01:43:20.640 --> 01:43:25.319
Something about the way she's doing it, though, and they she is regurgitating
1474
01:43:25.399 --> 01:43:30.239
the exact lines that they say because
what they've read. What they've read is
1475
01:43:30.279 --> 01:43:36.159
an article saying it's been disproven,
it's been the whole study has been thrown
1476
01:43:36.199 --> 01:43:41.600
out. All they have to do
is write that. And because we're loving
1477
01:43:41.720 --> 01:43:46.399
people and we're trusting people, we
because we wouldn't write something that's false,
1478
01:43:46.520 --> 01:43:51.159
right, Yeah, we believe this
person wouldn't write something that's false. And
1479
01:43:51.279 --> 01:43:58.479
we've discussed on Tipple. They don't
care. There's no there's no blowback from
1480
01:43:58.600 --> 01:44:01.239
lying in an article, none,
And there are no rules when you're on
1481
01:44:01.399 --> 01:44:05.399
that side, when you have those
there's no consequences so gone. Megan Kelly
1482
01:44:05.399 --> 01:44:08.359
did a phenomenal interview with you that
went through all these clams, piece by
1483
01:44:08.359 --> 01:44:10.720
piece by piece. I really encourage
people to watch that whole exchange because we
1484
01:44:10.760 --> 01:44:12.840
won't be able to do it justice
here in the five minutes we have left.
1485
01:44:12.960 --> 01:44:15.239
But there are going to be people
like me who aren't persuaded and who
1486
01:44:15.279 --> 01:44:16.640
see this as an issue. In
the fact that it's been such a central
1487
01:44:16.640 --> 01:44:18.439
part of your advocacy means I can't
just sort of put it to the side
1488
01:44:18.439 --> 01:44:20.439
and say I will just ignore you
know, this piece that's been really important
1489
01:44:20.439 --> 01:44:23.600
to you in your life. So
you're running in a Democratic primary, you
1490
01:44:23.600 --> 01:44:25.439
have a lot of people feel even
more showing than me, who think that,
1491
01:44:25.479 --> 01:44:27.760
you know, Dr Palchi is a
hero in all of these things.
1492
01:44:28.079 --> 01:44:30.439
How are you going to persuade them? How are you gonna get them stop?
1493
01:44:30.520 --> 01:44:33.640
Stop? How can you be on
a newscast and you're an indie,
1494
01:44:33.800 --> 01:44:36.359
like like, this show is so
much indie, right, Yeah, it's
1495
01:44:36.399 --> 01:44:39.880
meant to be. Yeah, although
they do it just like a big news
1496
01:44:39.920 --> 01:44:42.760
show. Well, Jakin, which
is fine, it's like the Morning Joe
1497
01:44:42.800 --> 01:44:45.880
of YouTube. Man. Well,
joh, I'm fine with Like, dude,
1498
01:44:45.920 --> 01:44:48.159
there's there's so many we have people
on now all the time that they
1499
01:44:48.479 --> 01:44:53.880
they're making docs that are so shiny. Oh they're slick, they're so good.
1500
01:44:53.960 --> 01:44:57.520
They're like, Wow, I love
that. That's fine, that's fine,
1501
01:44:58.079 --> 01:45:02.159
that's fine. But how can you
be in a position with Chris Is
1502
01:45:02.199 --> 01:45:04.560
that her name Crystal Ball the Ball? What do you? I mean,
1503
01:45:04.680 --> 01:45:09.119
how can you be named Crystal Ball
and not see what's happening here. That's
1504
01:45:09.199 --> 01:45:11.560
part of the reason I think it
might be like a whole setup, because
1505
01:45:11.560 --> 01:45:13.760
I mean, Crystal Ball is really
her name. Yeah, And it's just
1506
01:45:14.439 --> 01:45:18.000
it's just like, there's so much
data out there that is telling you that
1507
01:45:18.159 --> 01:45:23.199
Fauci is not here. I'm for
you to give any lip service to that
1508
01:45:23.880 --> 01:45:28.840
destroys all your credit now. Dave
Smith came out and talked about this as
1509
01:45:28.880 --> 01:45:30.560
well, and he thinks this is
gonna haunt her for the rest of her
1510
01:45:31.520 --> 01:45:38.800
good what she's saying so good,
keep going. Well. First of all,
1511
01:45:38.840 --> 01:45:41.560
I'm not leading with you know my
opinions about vaccines. But what I
1512
01:45:41.600 --> 01:45:43.880
said to people has shown me where
I got it wrong, show me where
1513
01:45:43.920 --> 01:45:45.039
I got my signs wrong. I've
written books about this you know, I
1514
01:45:45.119 --> 01:45:48.640
wrote a book about the link between
the I'm arizonologism that has I think four
1515
01:45:48.800 --> 01:45:56.840
hundred and fifty distilled scientific studies that
confirm and validate that hypothesis and fourteen hundred
1516
01:45:56.880 --> 01:45:59.359
references. And if I got something
wrong, show me where it is.
1517
01:45:59.439 --> 01:46:01.239
And I can have shown you where
things are wrong. But you don't want
1518
01:46:01.239 --> 01:46:04.520
to hear it because I've seen,
you know, numerous fat checks. Doctor
1519
01:46:04.600 --> 01:46:08.760
Vane Prosade, who we you know, really respect, on the COVID vaccine.
1520
01:46:08.920 --> 01:46:10.960
He went through your interview with all
Land. He did a fat chuck.
1521
01:46:11.079 --> 01:46:14.159
I mean, it's not people have
fat check. You should read that.
1522
01:46:14.239 --> 01:46:15.000
I will take a look at it, but I don't think that it's
1523
01:46:15.039 --> 01:46:17.800
fair to stay. Nobody has ever
pointed on anything that's been that's all wrong.
1524
01:46:17.960 --> 01:46:24.079
Well here's what he stopped. Go
back, go back. This is
1525
01:46:24.159 --> 01:46:27.920
the most dist Nope, not that
much. Just a tiny tiny bit to
1526
01:46:28.079 --> 01:46:31.239
her face that I will take a
look, keep it going. Yeah,
1527
01:46:31.359 --> 01:46:33.760
but I don't think that it's fair
to stay. Nobody has ever pointed out
1528
01:46:33.800 --> 01:46:36.880
anything that's been that's all wrong.
Well stop, did you see that?
1529
01:46:38.479 --> 01:46:42.399
Did you see that face? This? Right? Yes? That face is
1530
01:46:43.239 --> 01:46:47.680
this now I'm on your side that
she is doing the work of others.
1531
01:46:48.560 --> 01:46:53.920
That face is a poker face.
That's like a swarmy smile. Look that
1532
01:46:54.119 --> 01:46:58.800
many blinkings means I don't actually believe
what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah,
1533
01:46:59.159 --> 01:47:03.159
so I'm on your side now,
Like that to me is snarky. Oh
1534
01:47:03.279 --> 01:47:08.680
for sure, it's snarky. And
what she's doing is a giant disservice.
1535
01:47:09.079 --> 01:47:12.079
And and I don't know if we
can talk about this on YouTube, all
1536
01:47:12.119 --> 01:47:15.199
this stuff, we'll find out they've
been more liberal with us lately. We'll
1537
01:47:15.199 --> 01:47:17.760
see they've been showing us the fewer
people, but they've been more lenient with
1538
01:47:17.920 --> 01:47:21.319
the monetization. I just don't get
it. I don't get you guys.
1539
01:47:21.319 --> 01:47:25.479
I don't get what we have to
do. I mean, we don't We're
1540
01:47:25.600 --> 01:47:29.600
not we play by the rules.
I mean, dude, I look back,
1541
01:47:30.359 --> 01:47:33.800
like a month ago, we're getting
like more views, and now like
1542
01:47:34.039 --> 01:47:36.479
what do we do? I mean, like we played by the rules.
1543
01:47:36.600 --> 01:47:39.279
Yea. I hear from people.
It's like, dude, I'm not getting
1544
01:47:39.319 --> 01:47:42.720
the alerts, you know. So
if I don't know, uh you subscribe
1545
01:47:44.159 --> 01:47:46.920
is go look at sam Tripli dot
com and see if a new video's up.
1546
01:47:47.119 --> 01:47:49.880
If you'll have to watch on YouTube, I get it. Hit the
1547
01:47:49.920 --> 01:47:54.520
bell icon though that'll for some of
you might you might get an alert if
1548
01:47:54.560 --> 01:47:57.119
you just always go to sam Tripli
dot com. Would you see a new
1549
01:47:57.159 --> 01:48:01.079
episode up every Monday? We're moving
them Monday. We're moving them. Monday
1550
01:48:01.159 --> 01:48:06.319
drops every Monday for most of the
time, if not all the time,
1551
01:48:06.439 --> 01:48:11.840
unless we can't, unless we're not
able to do a podcast, there will
1552
01:48:11.920 --> 01:48:15.279
be a new episode every Monday.
What time would you sit in there?
1553
01:48:15.319 --> 01:48:21.920
Always in the morning, so bye
bye, let's say ten ten am.
1554
01:48:24.520 --> 01:48:29.439
That'll be the audio. Audio usually
goes up like five am east West coast,
1555
01:48:29.640 --> 01:48:31.039
like eight am East coast. Look
at videos a little bit later.
1556
01:48:31.159 --> 01:48:38.520
Keep going, all right, well, here's why people complain about what I
1557
01:48:38.640 --> 01:48:42.439
say. And again I'm not leading
on this issue, so people can either
1558
01:48:42.479 --> 01:48:44.439
take it or leave it. But
if you want to, you know,
1559
01:48:44.680 --> 01:48:46.920
I what you just said about me, that I'm sort of hardheaded and stubborn,
1560
01:48:47.000 --> 01:48:50.439
I just won't get in. You're
wrong about that. If somebody shows
1561
01:48:50.479 --> 01:48:53.479
me where I'm wrong, I'm gonna
correct it. And you know, we
1562
01:48:53.640 --> 01:48:58.439
have the demos probably the most robust
fact checking operation now in North America.
1563
01:48:58.560 --> 01:49:01.680
I have three hundred and fifty PhD's
behind his MD physicians on you know,
1564
01:49:02.359 --> 01:49:08.560
he's advisor board, including until recently
Luke Montaneer won the Nobel Prize for We're
1565
01:49:08.640 --> 01:49:13.359
Discovering the HIV virus. What's his
incentive for bullshitting any of this? You
1566
01:49:13.439 --> 01:49:15.159
know, I just thought he hasn't. It's you know, it's like,
1567
01:49:15.520 --> 01:49:19.720
and I love Joe Rogan, but
you you you know he's he said that
1568
01:49:19.720 --> 01:49:25.199
about conspiracy theorist too. It's like
these people, you know, they're you
1569
01:49:25.319 --> 01:49:29.000
know, they're putting out this information
back in the day, and you know,
1570
01:49:29.119 --> 01:49:32.479
back when the when when Joe was
more on the not necessarily on the
1571
01:49:32.600 --> 01:49:36.680
other side, but more along dis
of like the why would the mainstream media
1572
01:49:36.720 --> 01:49:41.279
line and all that stuff? Right? So so I go, I would
1573
01:49:41.279 --> 01:49:44.399
a guy who's got that last named
Kennedy, why would he wade into these
1574
01:49:44.439 --> 01:49:47.039
waters unless he really pulls well,
I mean like there were times where he
1575
01:49:47.560 --> 01:49:56.000
was anti anti vax and he was
pro climate change. Like but but it's
1576
01:49:56.039 --> 01:49:59.239
like when I go to Rogan,
like I look at what Rogan has gotten
1577
01:49:59.399 --> 01:50:03.079
data data says hey, man,
this is what's really going on. You
1578
01:50:03.279 --> 01:50:09.560
have to allow people a little bit
of room to change their mind. And
1579
01:50:09.680 --> 01:50:14.359
I've said this about Ela Musk.
Now, Ela Musk, is it pure.
1580
01:50:14.720 --> 01:50:18.079
You'll never find anybody that high up. That is it's just the way
1581
01:50:18.079 --> 01:50:21.920
it is. Stop waiting for nights
and shining armor. You have to be
1582
01:50:23.000 --> 01:50:26.399
out. So so for him,
it's like what do you get out of
1583
01:50:26.479 --> 01:50:29.199
this? But what was the other
side get out of this? What does
1584
01:50:29.279 --> 01:50:33.960
christ the Ball get out of this? She has a career. Advertisers want
1585
01:50:34.000 --> 01:50:40.920
to advertise with her, right like
she literally said, by you talking about
1586
01:50:41.000 --> 01:50:44.720
this, this won't sit well with
the party that you're running for. So
1587
01:50:44.840 --> 01:50:47.920
why would he do it? Exactly
unless you believed it, unless you had
1588
01:50:47.960 --> 01:50:50.319
good evidence. Anyway, it ends, I mean it's a long video.
1589
01:50:50.399 --> 01:50:54.640
It ends with her saying like I
just don't want to get bogged down into
1590
01:50:54.720 --> 01:50:57.119
this. You know, we'll just
take you brought it off. We'll take
1591
01:50:57.159 --> 01:51:00.359
your information and put it in the
notes. No, you brought it up.
1592
01:51:00.800 --> 01:51:03.760
And they really, I mean they
really just kind of they really kind
1593
01:51:03.760 --> 01:51:06.359
of side swipe him here. I
call that hit and run journalism, where
1594
01:51:06.359 --> 01:51:09.760
you just kind of throw questions at
a guy and don't give him a chance
1595
01:51:09.840 --> 01:51:13.760
to have a proper answer. Uh, shameful, shame on you, Crystal
1596
01:51:13.840 --> 01:51:18.560
Ball. That's pathetic. You've embarrass
yourself. Yeah, all right, so
1597
01:51:18.760 --> 01:51:23.079
john, so we gotta we gotta
message from a listener. I just want
1598
01:51:23.079 --> 01:51:27.640
to reach Remember I told you I
gotta go four minutes four minutes. You
1599
01:51:27.680 --> 01:51:29.920
said you were leaving at three.
That's eighteen minutes. No, I gotta
1600
01:51:29.960 --> 01:51:32.359
lee. I said I had to
leave at two thirty. Two thirty.
1601
01:51:32.520 --> 01:51:35.760
Yeah, I said that. We
had a text and I said three o'clock
1602
01:51:35.800 --> 01:51:40.520
should be fine, right, Nope, I said to leave by two thirds.
1603
01:51:40.520 --> 01:51:44.840
You never said, are you gonna
make me have to look this up?
1604
01:51:45.720 --> 01:51:48.079
So what you're gonna do? Johnny? I said, what time do
1605
01:51:48.119 --> 01:51:53.840
you think I have to be in
the valley by three thirty? Okay,
1606
01:51:54.720 --> 01:51:57.439
there's no What happened after that?
I said, what time do you think
1607
01:51:57.479 --> 01:52:00.439
you need to leave? Three?
And then I wasn't say anything, Yeah,
1608
01:52:00.439 --> 01:52:03.840
because you don't read text messages.
Yes, so I have to leave
1609
01:52:04.039 --> 01:52:08.720
in eight minutes. So we got
David two of four. I mean less
1610
01:52:08.760 --> 01:52:13.119
like pathetic. You're pathetic. No, I mean this show's gonna be too
1611
01:52:13.199 --> 01:52:16.600
short. Okay, So remember we
told that story about David Copperfield who he
1612
01:52:16.800 --> 01:52:19.479
was getting mugged, and he did
a magic trick to fool the robbers.
1613
01:52:19.720 --> 01:52:24.000
Yeah, well, listener of ours, I'm just gonna read you a message
1614
01:52:24.039 --> 01:52:27.560
I got from a listener. That
story stuck with me over the years,
1615
01:52:27.720 --> 01:52:30.920
and I never forgot it for some
reason. And when I heard I heard
1616
01:52:30.960 --> 01:52:34.039
you mentioned it on broken sim Recently, I saw a cop while I was
1617
01:52:34.079 --> 01:52:38.399
smoking weed walking my dog. I
knew he was coming for me, so
1618
01:52:38.520 --> 01:52:42.119
I palmed the joint and casually walked
toward my car. The cop drove up
1619
01:52:42.159 --> 01:52:45.199
and told me to stop and put
the dog in my car. I knew
1620
01:52:45.239 --> 01:52:48.000
I had one second to pull off
a Copperfield move, which was to grab
1621
01:52:48.119 --> 01:52:53.600
my dog's collar with my right hand
while flicking the joint behind me in one
1622
01:52:53.840 --> 01:52:57.720
set move. I knew the cop
had only he could only look at one
1623
01:52:57.760 --> 01:53:00.159
hand at a time, my dominant
hand. To make a long story short,
1624
01:53:00.239 --> 01:53:03.600
he cuffed me and spent twenty minutes
looking for the weed one hundred feet
1625
01:53:03.600 --> 01:53:06.840
away where he saw me originally,
but it was actually right in front of
1626
01:53:06.920 --> 01:53:11.680
him. Thanks to David Copperfield in
that story from years ago, I avoided
1627
01:53:11.760 --> 01:53:15.319
being arrested by a sleight of hand
technique inspired by Copperfield's attempted mugging. I
1628
01:53:15.399 --> 01:53:18.680
thought you might like that. Are
you in legal trouble? Are you getting
1629
01:53:18.720 --> 01:53:24.199
in trouble with the law? Guess
walk Broken SIM gives the best legal vice
1630
01:53:24.319 --> 01:53:28.479
that you shouldn't listen to unless you're
really desperate and you need a halmared path.
1631
01:53:28.760 --> 01:53:31.520
But listen to Broken SIM and you
two can run magic tricks on law
1632
01:53:31.680 --> 01:53:45.319
enforcement. Broken SIM helping fucking shady
beeball get out of trouble. Okay,
1633
01:53:45.399 --> 01:53:48.239
let's do the news now. Did
you see that? It turns out,
1634
01:53:48.439 --> 01:53:53.359
if you're to believe this Variety story
and a number of other sources, that
1635
01:53:54.520 --> 01:53:59.640
Tucker Carlson got fired as part of
the agreement with Dominion. The word is
1636
01:53:59.800 --> 01:54:03.880
that Tucker Carlson and I mean Fox
News and Dominion, when they made their
1637
01:54:03.920 --> 01:54:09.600
agreement the settlement, they had a
verbal agreement that part of that was the
1638
01:54:09.720 --> 01:54:13.680
fire Tucker Carlson. Yeah, what
do you think about that? I think
1639
01:54:13.720 --> 01:54:15.880
that's possible. And he was we
should say he wasn't a big part of
1640
01:54:15.960 --> 01:54:20.960
this, like they're just doing that
according to Rice or just the kneecap Fox
1641
01:54:21.079 --> 01:54:25.760
News to hurt Fox. Well,
I'm Johnny. I've always talked about this
1642
01:54:25.880 --> 01:54:31.199
and I will continue to tell you
it's like Tucker Carlson was reaching both sides
1643
01:54:31.239 --> 01:54:39.000
of the aisle, like they did
studies that more Democrats listen to Tucker than
1644
01:54:39.159 --> 01:54:44.840
listened to MSNBC. And it goes
back to my whole theory about like why
1645
01:54:44.920 --> 01:54:48.479
they got rid of John Stewart and
because when something gets too powerful that isn't
1646
01:54:49.319 --> 01:54:55.359
isn't what they want, they destroy
it. So now Tucker Carlson's gone,
1647
01:54:55.439 --> 01:54:59.840
They've lost what fifty sixty percent of
their viewers, right, oh yeah,
1648
01:55:00.239 --> 01:55:02.800
so so what you know? And
this is what they talked about with a
1649
01:55:03.800 --> 01:55:10.479
Game of Thrones, it was the
last cultural event for society together. And
1650
01:55:10.720 --> 01:55:14.720
it's like it's almost like the elites
announced that, hey, guys watching this
1651
01:55:14.800 --> 01:55:18.000
because the last time we're gonna all
watch something together. And was proceeded after
1652
01:55:18.079 --> 01:55:24.199
that the death of television, the
moving to stream, so the same thing
1653
01:55:24.239 --> 01:55:30.920
happened with Fox News. Fox News
was the only thing that a major in
1654
01:55:30.439 --> 01:55:35.159
like what ten million people were watching
in a in a in a country of
1655
01:55:35.279 --> 01:55:42.199
three hundred and sixty million, ten
million people watching scared them. I believe
1656
01:55:42.239 --> 01:55:48.439
that now the question is if they
it. They have to figure out ways
1657
01:55:48.520 --> 01:55:53.840
to get rid of things where it
doesn't look like they've they've done it the
1658
01:55:53.960 --> 01:55:57.439
elites right, Like, it's like
you can blame it on dominions. So
1659
01:55:57.640 --> 01:56:00.560
I'm sure they got a whole thing
tank put together. They're about how to
1660
01:56:00.800 --> 01:56:04.960
fix the Joe Rogan problem they got
right, like, this guy's getting way
1661
01:56:05.119 --> 01:56:09.840
more views than any any of our
stuff. How are we gonna do something?
1662
01:56:09.840 --> 01:56:15.079
And then where a rally is a
show? I'm okay. I just
1663
01:56:15.239 --> 01:56:19.279
know the guy talks the guy behind
closed doors all the time. If you're
1664
01:56:19.279 --> 01:56:21.760
asking me, he's not. I
could be wrong. Do you think the
1665
01:56:21.800 --> 01:56:26.199
Spotify agreement was at him to sideline
him? Maybe they thought people wouldn't follow
1666
01:56:26.239 --> 01:56:30.600
him over to Spotify. It's possible
get him off YouTube. Now it seems
1667
01:56:30.600 --> 01:56:34.399
like people did follow him. That's
why I think his next deal will be
1668
01:56:34.479 --> 01:56:39.720
for a billion dollars. You said
that, that's you know, it's funny
1669
01:56:39.760 --> 01:56:43.760
to me that there's this if you
go to a certain part of Twitter and
1670
01:56:43.920 --> 01:56:47.680
like certain you get around a certain
type of person. Rogan is like scum
1671
01:56:47.760 --> 01:56:50.399
of scum of the earth, Like, yeah, there's kind of woman talks
1672
01:56:50.399 --> 01:56:58.079
about like I remember my buddy sent
me a screenshot guy from back Home of
1673
01:56:58.439 --> 01:57:01.600
this woman on ten nerd that he
was swiping and part of the things that
1674
01:57:01.720 --> 01:57:05.159
she people she would never talk to. If you listen to Joe Rogan experience
1675
01:57:05.239 --> 01:57:12.479
swipe left, So imagine doing that. Imagine doing that, Like, what
1676
01:57:12.720 --> 01:57:15.560
what are you doing to your dating
pool by saying to men straight but you
1677
01:57:15.640 --> 01:57:19.319
want from what I get that you
want straight? Man? Who who who
1678
01:57:19.479 --> 01:57:28.079
provides? Is uh, protects and
just humps like a machine. Guys who
1679
01:57:28.279 --> 01:57:31.600
guess what they listened to that demographic
Joe Rogan good luck, right, that's
1680
01:57:31.640 --> 01:57:35.279
what they listen to. So it's
like good luck on the story. That's
1681
01:57:35.279 --> 01:57:40.439
like a guy going, okay,
uh. If you're a girl, all
1682
01:57:40.520 --> 01:57:46.039
right and you love uh, you
love uh, you love music festivals,
1683
01:57:46.359 --> 01:57:53.199
listen to murder podcasts and just love
taking pictures of you. I'm putting them
1684
01:57:53.239 --> 01:57:58.399
on Instagram. Swipe black left,
swipe last. It's like you're getting rid
1685
01:57:58.439 --> 01:58:01.079
of everybody. Some people just hate
Rogan, and it's clear to me they've
1686
01:58:01.119 --> 01:58:03.760
never listened to the game Yeah,
and they just don't understand it. It
1687
01:58:03.880 --> 01:58:10.560
just represents an archetype that they have
been brainwashed to hate. Yeah, right,
1688
01:58:11.359 --> 01:58:15.119
it's just the way it is like, and it's hilarious because when the
1689
01:58:15.199 --> 01:58:18.199
other side does that, and they
do it a lot right where it's like
1690
01:58:18.319 --> 01:58:21.079
if they don't like something like,
oh, you're big at you're a fascist,
1691
01:58:21.119 --> 01:58:24.199
you're all that, you just hate
something for just hating it, and
1692
01:58:24.279 --> 01:58:30.000
but then they openly do it right, generalization all that shit. So Henry
1693
01:58:30.039 --> 01:58:32.479
Kissinger somehow has turned a hundred.
I thought you were supposed to only I
1694
01:58:32.560 --> 01:58:38.239
don't understand somebody that fat and evil
can make that. Yeah. So two
1695
01:58:38.319 --> 01:58:43.720
things that were funny about this.
The Economist did this story. Look at
1696
01:58:43.720 --> 01:58:47.720
the headline here Henry Kissinger explains how
to avoid World War three. By the
1697
01:58:47.800 --> 01:58:53.840
way, guys, look at where
his pants are. They're up tits.
1698
01:58:54.079 --> 01:58:58.640
His pants are up by his tits. Bro It's crazy, I tweeted next
1699
01:58:58.680 --> 01:59:00.960
week from The Economist, get your
shit together with this advice from Britney Spears.
1700
01:59:01.279 --> 01:59:03.680
Yes, I mean, like,
what are they talking about? Henry
1701
01:59:03.720 --> 01:59:12.079
Kissinger given us a Sebastian's halfway there? Have you seen Sebastian? He loves
1702
01:59:12.119 --> 01:59:15.560
the jacket. So Sunday Morning sent
ted Copple's old ass. In the interview,
1703
01:59:15.640 --> 01:59:20.720
Kissinger, he may be and he
tries to pay Kissinger down on Cambodia,
1704
01:59:21.439 --> 01:59:25.600
like saying, hey man, you
know, some people say you're a
1705
01:59:25.680 --> 01:59:28.840
war criminal and we shouldn't even be
interviewing you because of your role in Cambodia.
1706
01:59:28.840 --> 01:59:31.560
And Kissinger does not like it.
Critics were not even alive when the
1707
01:59:31.640 --> 01:59:40.600
events they condemned occurred. There are
people at our broadcast who are questioning the
1708
01:59:40.840 --> 01:59:46.560
legitimacy of even doing an interview with
you. They feel that strongly about what
1709
01:59:46.760 --> 01:59:51.279
they consider. How put it in
language, they would use your criminality,
1710
01:59:53.039 --> 02:00:02.079
that a refliction of the ignorance.
It wasn't stop stop Now. Will you
1711
02:00:02.199 --> 02:00:08.479
play the Empire the Emperor from Star
Wars and see if they have the exact
1712
02:00:08.560 --> 02:00:17.399
same voice in time? You will
call not by Kissinger conceived that way,
1713
02:00:18.760 --> 02:00:27.159
wasn't conducted that way. But there
is no question when you and President Nixon
1714
02:00:27.760 --> 02:00:34.159
conceived of the bombing of Cambodia,
you did it in order to interdict comment.
1715
02:00:34.840 --> 02:00:42.760
We have been bombing with drones and
all kinds of weapons, every girl
1716
02:00:43.920 --> 02:00:49.319
unit that we were opposing. It's
been the same in every administration of either
1717
02:00:49.479 --> 02:00:58.000
party. The consequences in Cambodia.
I love that his excuses, what about
1718
02:00:58.199 --> 02:01:01.239
what everybody else does? Yeah?
I love that you think this is teg
1719
02:01:01.319 --> 02:01:04.680
Copple going. I could finally take
him if if if I broke out,
1720
02:01:05.119 --> 02:01:11.479
I could beat the shit out of
Henry Kissinger finally. R it's so weird.
1721
02:01:11.520 --> 02:01:16.720
I mean, he just watching is
a program you're doing. Because I'm
1722
02:01:16.760 --> 02:01:23.720
gonna be hundred years old and you're
picking a topic of something that happened sixty
1723
02:01:23.840 --> 02:01:29.159
years ago. You have to know
that it was a necessary step. Now,
1724
02:01:29.399 --> 02:01:34.600
the younger generation fields that if they
can raise their emotions, they don't
1725
02:01:34.640 --> 02:01:41.079
have to think. If they think, they won't ask that question. So,
1726
02:01:42.720 --> 02:01:45.760
Eric, do you know why he
got the got the Nobel Peace Prize
1727
02:01:46.239 --> 02:01:51.279
Because China was on the brink of
starvation because Mao killed everybody, right,
1728
02:01:51.760 --> 02:01:57.920
and he stepped in and he begins
the building up of China into what it
1729
02:01:58.119 --> 02:02:02.600
is today, which is try to
destroy America. Right. His big worry,
1730
02:02:02.640 --> 02:02:04.920
by the way, now is AI. That's what he's focusing. I
1731
02:02:05.000 --> 02:02:10.000
love this guy's worried about AI.
Hey, Hey, hey, Henry Kissinger,
1732
02:02:10.079 --> 02:02:13.800
you're worried about AI. Show me
how to upload to Instagram? First,
1733
02:02:13.840 --> 02:02:15.840
show me how to do that?
Can you show me how to upload
1734
02:02:15.880 --> 02:02:19.479
the Instagram show me how to tweet
first, and then not listening to you
1735
02:02:19.560 --> 02:02:26.720
on AI. All right, almost
done here if you believe this. So
1736
02:02:26.840 --> 02:02:30.119
there's just a dumb business insight.
It came out a mid feud with Putin
1737
02:02:30.840 --> 02:02:36.520
Wagner. Wagner mercenary leader, offered
Ukrainians the locations of invading troops in exchange
1738
02:02:36.560 --> 02:02:41.039
for sparing his four higher army.
Leaked documents revealed. So you know,
1739
02:02:41.079 --> 02:02:45.600
there's this guy who runs that mercenary
group for Russia and they're saying that he
1740
02:02:45.720 --> 02:02:47.800
got so pissed off with Putin.
I guess there was he was like not
1741
02:02:47.880 --> 02:02:51.359
supporting them and they weren't getting the
money they were owed that he offered the
1742
02:02:51.479 --> 02:02:57.119
Ukrainians troop positions of the Russian Army
in exchange for just leaving light, letting
1743
02:02:57.159 --> 02:03:00.239
them passing them by, basically not
fighting his neck. That interesting. So
1744
02:03:00.399 --> 02:03:04.399
that's either extreme propaganda. I believe
that's what it is. The guys denied
1745
02:03:04.439 --> 02:03:08.920
it by the way of they're trying
to do. What's he gonna say,
1746
02:03:08.960 --> 02:03:12.000
They're trying to give dissent into the
army. They have no chance, dude,
1747
02:03:12.199 --> 02:03:16.239
And an apparent escalation of you have
guinny Prijhgoshan's public food feud with Vladimir
1748
02:03:16.319 --> 02:03:21.439
Putin over his four Higher Army.
The leader says that he or they claimed
1749
02:03:21.479 --> 02:03:27.079
that the leader offered to sell out
the locations of Russian troops in exchange from
1750
02:03:27.159 --> 02:03:30.680
mercy on the battlefield from the Ukrainian
Army. Anyway, I just wanted to
1751
02:03:30.760 --> 02:03:36.399
hit that. Um uh, well
in I guess with this. I had
1752
02:03:36.439 --> 02:03:40.960
a lot more, but we can
end with this Elon video. How do
1753
02:03:41.039 --> 02:03:44.560
you make a choice you don't see, I mean in terms of when you're
1754
02:03:44.600 --> 02:03:46.479
going to engage. I mean,
for example, even today, Elon you
1755
02:03:46.640 --> 02:03:51.199
you tweeted this thing about George Soros. Well, I'm looking forward because I
1756
02:03:51.199 --> 02:03:54.239
want to make sure I quote it
properly. But I mean, you know
1757
02:03:54.319 --> 02:04:01.239
what you woke, but you basically
like calm down people to you said,
1758
02:04:01.279 --> 02:04:04.920
he wants to rude the very fabric
of civilization. Source hates humanity. Like
1759
02:04:05.159 --> 02:04:09.119
when you do something like that,
I think that's true. That's my opinion.
1760
02:04:09.279 --> 02:04:13.359
Okay, but why share it?
Why share it? Especially because why
1761
02:04:13.399 --> 02:04:18.039
share it? May not agree that
a Trump move? Remember Trump totally yeah
1762
02:04:18.560 --> 02:04:21.479
that like, what what are you? What are you talking about? Obviously
1763
02:04:21.840 --> 02:04:26.600
why, like, look at that? Why share it? When people who
1764
02:04:26.640 --> 02:04:30.279
buy Teslas may not agree with you, advertisers on Twitter may not agree with
1765
02:04:30.399 --> 02:04:32.560
you. Um, why not just
say hey, I think this. You
1766
02:04:32.640 --> 02:04:34.760
can tell me, we can talk
about it over there, you can tell
1767
02:04:34.800 --> 02:04:40.880
your friends. But why share it? Why? I mean, this is
1768
02:04:41.079 --> 02:04:43.720
freedom of speech. I allowed to
say whatever you absolutely are, But I'm
1769
02:04:43.720 --> 02:04:45.680
trying to understand why you do because
you have to know it's got to stop.
1770
02:04:45.920 --> 02:04:49.960
Stop. So, so this is
like and then I will go.
1771
02:04:50.319 --> 02:04:58.399
Then explain to me why these companies
are doing advertisement promotions which are being met
1772
02:04:58.880 --> 02:05:02.720
with complete and utter disdain, Yet
they keep doing it. You love trans
1773
02:05:02.840 --> 02:05:06.560
you love gage, you love interracial
couples, That's fine. I don't care
1774
02:05:08.000 --> 02:05:12.960
your your customers don't seem to enjoy
those in your ads, Yet you still
1775
02:05:13.039 --> 02:05:15.079
do that. It's offensive to a
lot of people. How is that opposite?
1776
02:05:15.279 --> 02:05:19.119
How is that not exactly what you're
telling me to? Not too right?
1777
02:05:19.479 --> 02:05:25.439
I mean, like this is this
literally thing called woke is doing what
1778
02:05:25.720 --> 02:05:30.000
you're yelling at me about or yelling
at him about. Yeah, I mean
1779
02:05:30.159 --> 02:05:33.960
put in the middle of I mean
just the partisan divide in the country.
1780
02:05:34.039 --> 02:05:38.239
It makes you a lightning rod for
criticism. I mean, do you like
1781
02:05:38.439 --> 02:05:41.640
that? Can we just say this
is something that Trump has mastered. Like
1782
02:05:41.720 --> 02:05:45.640
you said, anyone, the power
of not caring is ultimate. Like,
1783
02:05:45.720 --> 02:05:47.920
if you don't care what this guy
says to you or what he can do
1784
02:05:48.039 --> 02:05:51.960
to you, it's ultimate power.
It's freedom. I have an old saying
1785
02:05:53.199 --> 02:05:56.600
like in the land of the shiny
objects, no one likes a guy who
1786
02:05:56.720 --> 02:06:00.520
stomps around steel told boots on right, just like just kicking down everything and
1787
02:06:00.640 --> 02:06:03.760
not giving a shit. That's really
what it is, dude, All these
1788
02:06:03.920 --> 02:06:10.479
shiny, bright objects smash right,
that's what he's doing. Listen. The
1789
02:06:11.119 --> 02:06:16.800
fear of cancel culture is its huge
power. Now, once Joe Rogan got
1790
02:06:16.840 --> 02:06:20.560
to a place where they they took
the m word, did a four minute
1791
02:06:20.680 --> 02:06:26.359
thing on him. And by the
way, by the way, that video
1792
02:06:26.560 --> 02:06:30.000
didn't come from the left. That
came from the right, and it and
1793
02:06:30.159 --> 02:06:33.000
that was the culmination. You you've
forgotten but or you didn't mention it.
1794
02:06:33.319 --> 02:06:38.239
But you told me a long time
before any of that that they were kind
1795
02:06:38.239 --> 02:06:41.199
of rolling their way up to Rogan, they were getting all the people around
1796
02:06:41.239 --> 02:06:44.479
him, slowly sniping them, and
they did, and then they culminated with
1797
02:06:44.560 --> 02:06:46.960
them trying to take no. It
started with Rogan, right, and then
1798
02:06:47.039 --> 02:06:51.279
that video first came. That video
made two rounds of cancelation. So the
1799
02:06:51.359 --> 02:06:56.560
first round he came out, nothing
happened. That's when they started. They
1800
02:06:56.640 --> 02:07:00.800
started taking out his soldiers. Yeah, and then it culminated with the the
1801
02:07:01.079 --> 02:07:04.840
M word video again the second time, and it said you remember the people
1802
02:07:04.880 --> 02:07:09.279
like you did the Spotify deals.
Yeah, and you remember when that company
1803
02:07:09.479 --> 02:07:12.319
was like we found this video.
He didn't find it. It was out
1804
02:07:12.399 --> 02:07:15.319
there. Yeah, that's so funny. You shared this too, and I
1805
02:07:16.520 --> 02:07:19.439
this Nick Flint, I think,
what do we think about this guy?
1806
02:07:20.239 --> 02:07:26.399
Because he shared he's got Here's what
it is about Niche it straight from the
1807
02:07:26.479 --> 02:07:29.399
tap. I want it raw.
I don't want to wait a moment when
1808
02:07:29.439 --> 02:07:31.279
the milk is good. I want
to start drinking the milk. Same thing
1809
02:07:31.319 --> 02:07:35.199
goes with I don't want to turn
stop it. Listen, I listen.
1810
02:07:35.720 --> 02:07:42.159
I can separate Nick's intelligence from his
message. Now. I will tell you
1811
02:07:42.359 --> 02:07:46.600
if you sat down and actually wrote
down everything that Nick says in terms of
1812
02:07:46.760 --> 02:07:50.640
like all these things that are being
past, all these movements are going,
1813
02:07:50.880 --> 02:07:54.479
I bet you if he did real
deep dies on him, you find that
1814
02:07:54.600 --> 02:07:56.560
most of them, if not all
of them, are true, right,
1815
02:07:57.079 --> 02:08:00.560
and these are what we're calling dangerous
facts, right that people will get very
1816
02:08:00.600 --> 02:08:03.960
nervous about what he's saying. But
if you listen to him on Alex Jones,
1817
02:08:03.000 --> 02:08:09.039
you listened on Temple, he is
spitting out facts. Okay, he's
1818
02:08:09.039 --> 02:08:13.680
just been up. Though. My
thought is that is he is he allowed
1819
02:08:13.720 --> 02:08:18.760
to say all that? Or is
he saying all that because he's also saying
1820
02:08:18.800 --> 02:08:22.800
shit like this, which is that
he wants when he's thirty to get a
1821
02:08:22.840 --> 02:08:24.640
sixteen year old bride because that's when
the milk is fresh. Well, well
1822
02:08:24.760 --> 02:08:30.199
he's a virgin at what age?
I don't know, Like like, I'm
1823
02:08:30.279 --> 02:08:37.439
sorry, it's it's that's very questionable. He's a he's twenty four and he's
1824
02:08:37.479 --> 02:08:41.439
a virgin. And does he seem
like he's he's missus, he's not.
1825
02:08:41.640 --> 02:08:46.760
He doesn't have any confidence. Does
nick just find some twenty year old,
1826
02:08:46.960 --> 02:08:48.840
twenty nine year old woman that I
have something in common with? And it's
1827
02:08:48.880 --> 02:08:54.359
like, hey, properly aged like
wine. Women know age like wine,
1828
02:08:54.439 --> 02:08:58.840
the age like milky age like wine. That's not how their hormones work.
1829
02:09:00.039 --> 02:09:03.720
That's not how they work. Yeah, I gotta find I gotta find my
1830
02:09:03.079 --> 02:09:07.760
sixteen year old life. See stop. That's that's so when he says it
1831
02:09:07.880 --> 02:09:11.600
like that, that is I'm saying
something really edgy. Look at this edgy
1832
02:09:11.720 --> 02:09:16.640
thing. I'm saying that he knows
they're gonna clip up and put everywhere.
1833
02:09:16.920 --> 02:09:20.000
Is that to spoil? Do you
think, though it's possible that that is
1834
02:09:20.119 --> 02:09:22.600
said to spoil the actual message that
the good things he says, the smart
1835
02:09:22.680 --> 02:09:26.159
things he said, I don't know
if they're like the things you were talking
1836
02:09:26.159 --> 02:09:28.520
about then, I don't know if
they're good. Well, I mean,
1837
02:09:28.640 --> 02:09:33.199
like they're facts. Are facts good
or bad? They could be scary?
1838
02:09:33.359 --> 02:09:35.760
Well, the things that have virtue, I guess that he says, which
1839
02:09:35.800 --> 02:09:41.640
he does say. He's saying things
that get most people banished to the to
1840
02:09:41.760 --> 02:09:45.760
the nether worlds. Right. Do
you think there's a strategy here, like
1841
02:09:45.840 --> 02:09:48.319
a greater strategy at play. Well, I mean some people do believe he's
1842
02:09:48.359 --> 02:09:52.000
controlled opposition. I don't know,
it's possible he has a strategy though.
1843
02:09:52.439 --> 02:09:56.680
Oh yeah. His strategy is I'm
gonna say the edgiest things possible. That's
1844
02:09:56.720 --> 02:10:01.359
why I'm like so edgy kind of
boxers, right, right, I mean
1845
02:10:01.479 --> 02:10:05.079
so you're a conservative, right,
You're you're coming off as a conservative,
1846
02:10:05.319 --> 02:10:09.800
a conservative Christian, Okay, Like
that's that group seems to be anti pedophile
1847
02:10:09.960 --> 02:10:13.119
right now, right, so then
you're like, I'm gonna get a sixteen
1848
02:10:13.239 --> 02:10:20.680
year old right? That to me
sounds like you're you're saying edgy things to
1849
02:10:20.840 --> 02:10:24.960
be shared around, because that's a
strategy. All you have to do is
1850
02:10:24.000 --> 02:10:28.119
say the edgy is shit, and
somebody passes around. They they hate share
1851
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it. They like, can you
believe he's saying this is so awesome?
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02:10:31.640 --> 02:10:35.760
He's not afraid to say these things. So that's it. That's it.
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And I think he's gay. Last
story, professor professor at Texas any And
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the reason I think he's gay is
because you're twenty four, high profile and
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you're making money like you should.
I mean, it's like, I call
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it the Ac Green effect. Right, we talked about a Green about being
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a virgin. Who I don't remember
that? Are you talking about it?
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02:10:56.279 --> 02:11:01.199
I'm saying I don't remember you're talking
about Well Ac Green one isn't NBA career
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as a virgin. He's like,
I couldn't meet a nice woman because he's
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super religious. But he played in
La Phoenix, Dallas, and Miami.
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02:11:09.520 --> 02:11:13.520
And you couldn't find a good Christian
woman in any of those cities. La,
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02:11:13.640 --> 02:11:20.439
I get, but Phoenix, Dallas, Dallas, Miami. Come on.
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02:11:20.760 --> 02:11:26.800
So here's our last AI scary story. Professor flunks all his students after
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02:11:26.960 --> 02:11:31.119
chat gpt falsely claims it wrote their
papers. At Texas A and M University,
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seniors who had already graduated were denied
their diplomas because an instructor incorrectly used
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02:11:37.920 --> 02:11:41.640
AI software to detect cheating. So
he asked chat gpt if his class was
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02:11:41.760 --> 02:11:46.399
cheating using chat gpt, and it
was like, yeah, these guys are
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all cheating, and he failed all
of them. They're a great example of
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how intelligent people are dumb. Like, this guy is super duper intelligent.
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He is not smart. And it
gets back to this whole thing where sis
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God like, because this guy go, it must be true. Yeah,
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that's it. Yeah, it has
to be true. Johnny, I sent
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you a video the other day.
Two things. I want to play two
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things. I want you to play
the Kevin Garnett. Oh yeah, okay,
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02:12:15.560 --> 02:12:18.399
thing real quick, I'll play this
while I'm looking at the Kevin.
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I got a scheme. Fucking you're
fucking fucking you bloody blood bloody bustard,
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02:12:24.159 --> 02:12:33.680
bauldy fucking mad blacky fuck bitchick you
fuck you you fucking bloody Bostard bench word,
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02:12:33.760 --> 02:12:41.880
bloody band you blanddard blood you know
hi, bloody fucking and then what
1879
02:12:41.039 --> 02:12:46.920
you want to why fuck me?
I fuck you bloody bloody bustard, fucking
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02:12:46.039 --> 02:12:54.960
running like lady blot. What the
fuck? Man? Fucking fucking no hard
1881
02:12:54.000 --> 02:12:58.520
at me? An? Why I
sharting at me? Because I am going
1882
02:12:58.560 --> 02:13:01.439
through the bare doing your do other
places? Why are you starving because of
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02:13:01.520 --> 02:13:05.000
this? If you are doing I
don't know you are doing like this?
1884
02:13:05.000 --> 02:13:11.359
I think you have to going back? Stop good man? Is that?
1885
02:13:11.800 --> 02:13:13.159
What do you think? If you're
doing like this one? You are going
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02:13:13.199 --> 02:13:16.399
at king somebody as funny if you
were run't even like that one? Are
1887
02:13:16.439 --> 02:13:22.800
you kind of fucking farlan? Obviously
English isn't their first language. Why are
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02:13:22.840 --> 02:13:26.159
they talking in the other leg It
must be one must be like Hendy and
1889
02:13:26.239 --> 02:13:30.199
the other some other like something.
I don't know which one. Did you
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02:13:30.279 --> 02:13:31.720
want the biker guy or the okay? So I want to end on this
1891
02:13:31.960 --> 02:13:37.640
okay because it feel good thing?
So Johnny listen to how Kevin Gardner says
1892
02:13:37.680 --> 02:13:41.439
he would coverage. Yell, kitch
real quick. Okay, if I'm having
1893
02:13:41.479 --> 02:13:43.359
a guard joker right now, bro, the first thing I'm gonna do,
1894
02:13:43.399 --> 02:13:46.399
I'm going to initiate the fight early. So would you take it out?
1895
02:13:46.479 --> 02:13:50.600
And you're you're trailing man waiting on
you. I'm at the free line at
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02:13:50.720 --> 02:13:54.560
that end. Why I'm gonna do
a little bit, Gonna run up together
1897
02:13:54.720 --> 02:13:58.399
a little bit. Smell your colone, your half spright, Yeah, okay,
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02:13:58.560 --> 02:14:01.479
smell a little bit. By time
we get to three point, I'm
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02:14:01.479 --> 02:14:05.920
gonna run back because I got some
responsibilities. As you're going to pick a
1900
02:14:05.000 --> 02:14:07.920
road boom, we're gonna we're gonna
go in to pick a roll together.
1901
02:14:07.159 --> 02:14:09.600
I'm gonna walk through the down and
I'm calling and go on to us.
1902
02:14:11.720 --> 02:14:13.840
Come on. If I got a
show, I'm gonna show early. Yeah,
1903
02:14:13.960 --> 02:14:16.560
but I'm not. I gotta switch
it up next time I come down.
1904
02:14:16.560 --> 02:14:20.079
I may let him run, yeah, give himself, but get take
1905
02:14:20.159 --> 02:14:24.159
one like okay, cannot give him
the same thing because guess what he's doing.
1906
02:14:24.760 --> 02:14:26.760
Joke is so smart. He letting
you come down, and he let
1907
02:14:26.800 --> 02:14:28.880
you initially He's like a counter punch. He let you swing from boom bam.
1908
02:14:30.000 --> 02:14:33.119
Did he adjust it so in that
either you got to mix it up
1909
02:14:33.159 --> 02:14:35.600
initihape and then in the office.
I love can By the way, Johnny
1910
02:14:35.760 --> 02:14:39.760
stopping shape, you watch the way
this is the part if I'm having a
1911
02:14:39.880 --> 02:14:41.600
guard. The last part here,
by the way, Johnny, just so
1912
02:14:41.760 --> 02:14:46.000
you know, that's how I played
Comedy League basketball. Okay, except for
1913
02:14:46.039 --> 02:14:48.239
the last part where he said I'm
gonna see how in shape you are.
1914
02:14:48.279 --> 02:14:50.399
I run you to death. That
was not you. No, I ran
1915
02:14:50.600 --> 02:14:54.600
because yeah, sometimes I show up
on go okay try to play basketball.
1916
02:14:54.960 --> 02:14:58.359
But you know, wait, what's
that like that? It's awful? Your
1917
02:14:58.399 --> 02:15:03.439
nose is you're trying to keep up
me, dude, I used to hit
1918
02:15:03.640 --> 02:15:07.520
but dude Bratt Moore and would come
around the corner on the baseline and I
1919
02:15:07.640 --> 02:15:11.239
would ring his bell and he'd be
like, what the fuck And I'd be
1920
02:15:11.319 --> 02:15:15.439
like, no, lay ups,
dog, no lay I brought Biggie's bath
1921
02:15:15.520 --> 02:15:20.399
up me and Adam Ray. And
Adam Ray is a fucking great comic and
1922
02:15:20.520 --> 02:15:24.199
he's dude, but he's a thick
man dog. He's my I think i'd
1923
02:15:24.199 --> 02:15:28.880
say he's about five eleven, really
okay, but he's a thick man.
1924
02:15:28.039 --> 02:15:31.760
Him and I used to bang bro
download dude, we used to go at
1925
02:15:31.840 --> 02:15:35.880
it. We used to go at
it. That's how I played basketball before
1926
02:15:35.920 --> 02:15:39.600
I got too slow and lost my
shot. And I just left the league
1927
02:15:39.680 --> 02:15:45.600
because Rick Klassman ruined the basketball league
by bringing in Ringers. I love KG.
1928
02:15:46.279 --> 02:15:48.680
I love him, so we're gonna
end on this. He would have
1929
02:15:48.720 --> 02:15:50.279
been a great This is a feel
good story. I love this story.
1930
02:15:50.560 --> 02:15:54.439
I think it's cool when I say
practice abundance, this is what I mean.
1931
02:15:54.720 --> 02:15:58.680
Bicker gives real quick go to Sam
Tripli dot com for all my dates.
1932
02:16:00.119 --> 02:16:03.159
I may do Mississippi. It's not
looking good right now, but Louisiana
1933
02:16:03.279 --> 02:16:09.039
is definitely on, so let's go. Bicker tries trike gives trike bike is
1934
02:16:09.079 --> 02:16:13.279
a bicker that's a biker. Biker
gives trike bike a push up the hill
1935
02:16:13.359 --> 02:16:18.560
on the freeway. All right,
let's see what we got here. Oh,
1936
02:16:18.680 --> 02:16:28.640
this is like somebody they're with.
They're one of those shaw Oh I
1937
02:16:28.760 --> 02:16:33.319
see, I just got a motorcycle. If you're playing along, is helping
1938
02:16:33.440 --> 02:16:37.920
this guy on a rickshaw go up
this up this hill on and he's got
1939
02:16:39.000 --> 02:16:43.159
like a bunch of ship. I
hate that so cool. That's abundance.
1940
02:16:43.440 --> 02:16:48.520
That that to me is abundance.
All right, guys, we love you.
1941
02:16:48.200 --> 02:16:50.959
We will see you soon. Thank
you for tuning to be us.
1942
02:16:52.079 --> 02:16:56.280
Guys. Give us a five star
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02:16:58.639 --> 02:17:01.799
love you very much. Thank you
for your support. Spread the word and
1945
02:17:03.079 --> 02:17:11.120
have a great week. Body pick
up your guitar, sing me your song.
1946
02:17:13.959 --> 02:17:22.840
This was Gruger's Paradise now the Googler
is gone. Was a cool little
1947
02:17:22.959 --> 02:17:41.559
city. But timeout song throwing,
brewing gone. Hold up, gosh,
1948
02:17:43.319 --> 02:17:58.239
we dated. We're breaking you Grammar
day. Here the bulldos as blue stole
1949
02:17:58.520 --> 02:18:15.799
for the camera with your sunlasses,
all growing, growing, gone, craze
1950
02:18:16.000 --> 02:18:28.200
on the skylight, bobbing up through
the team, backs on the tables and
1951
02:18:28.399 --> 02:18:41.079
douches on the breeze. Pick up. And I told you by I don't
1952
02:18:41.120 --> 02:18:54.440
mean getting bad. Don't know how
you survived so many people, And it
1953
02:18:54.559 --> 02:19:50.600
won't be to growing. It's just
came back straight off the rack. Once
1954
02:19:50.680 --> 02:20:03.280
the house. It's over. Color
bla. You can't get talk and I'm
1955
02:20:03.399 --> 02:20:18.760
playing, I doing man, I
do some bid. But you can't cut
1956
02:20:18.840 --> 02:20:58.719
it in because you have to move
on. Groween growing gone h
