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You will be given a test to determine your ability
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to withstand shock. What the fuck are you watching?
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I mean, what was left wasn't even a body. What
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the fuck are you watching? The most terrifying
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form of evil is that which lurks within the human
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mind. What the fuck are you watching? Rated X.
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Let's fucking go. Cast from the heavens on the
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seventh day. It's what the fuck are you watching?
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Cursed to roam the earth. And watch a movie every
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single week for you. I'm Chris, and this is...
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You gotta tear me apart, Lisa! That's me. Lisa.
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Hello. My pride and joy. Wait, that's what you
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say for children. Yeah. Lisa's not my child.
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Yeah, you know, I just want to say that, like,
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on a Darkish Cinema podcast, James always introduces
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Sunny as, like, his lovely, beautiful wife, Sunny.
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And you're always just like, here's Lisa. She's
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cool. She's cool. She's cool. Lisa. How are you,
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Lisa? I'm... fucking drunk already because we've
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taken forever to start this podcast. Hell yeah.
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Almost fucking two hours past the mark. I know.
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Crazy. And that's fine. That's how we roll. I'm
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gonna refill my fucking flask. I know. That's
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unfortunate for all of us. My special pink psycho
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knot flask that only four people are gonna get.
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Yeah, super cool flask. Very cool flask. Not
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the listeners. Only My close friends and myself.
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Yeah, because he loves us. You know who's talking
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to you? Fuck you. I'll tell you who. Motherfucking
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Silas in the house. Yeah, what's up, you fucking
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dumb fucks? You don't have cool custom psychonaut
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flasks? Fuck you. My beautiful, fucking fantastic
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co -host Silas. If you want cool custom Psychonaut
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flasks, let us know in the comments, and I might
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make more. But they'll be different than these
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ones, because these ones are special, so you'll
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get a different color. You probably won't get
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cool pink. Yeah. Unless you really force my hand.
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If you make me. We'll see. Just give me fucking
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money. I just need money. He's our special little
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whore. Yeah. But that's not all. We got a special
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guest. Yay. I updated my Tor browser. I fucking
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peeled back the layers of those onions. What
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did I find at the core of that onion? I don't
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know. What did you find? Oh. Fucking Rich from
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the cult of OnlyFoundFootageFans joins us for
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another episode. How are you? Wait a minute.
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This isn't the new found footage I was looking
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for. How did I get here? You people look familiar.
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It's what you get. What happened to the ceramic
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glass that I was trying to get into? God fucking
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damn it. Welcome back, bitches. Yeah, god damn
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it. Are we doing this at the beginning? Get in
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there. Do it. Get in there. Okay. Fuck you guys.
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Hey, guess what? I've got something to show you.
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I've got something special to show you. It's
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going to be done by the end of the weekend. Hell
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yeah. Because I've got almost all the line art
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done and just a little bit of coloring. I've
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got some coloring, but I had some shit come up
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today, so I couldn't get it done before this
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like I wanted to. But you can still get a cool
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sneak peek. Oh, hell yeah! I almost want to ask
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what's going on, but I don't want to ask what's
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going on because I'm a little disturbed. Their
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beards have merged. Damn, that's the Avatar sequel
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we all needed. Dude, that is so fucking good.
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That is amazing. No fucking way. Silas, we have
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to get a reaction of Bo seeing this. I know,
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I know. Seriously, it has to be slow zoom in
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of every part and then the final part will start
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from the bottom and work its way up to show Bo's
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face. He's gonna love that. He's gonna be like,
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I need 10 of those. Yeah, the audience is gonna
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have to, they're gonna be chomping at the bit!
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For this fucking thing, which means probably
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one person's gonna buy it. It's probably gonna
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be one of us. It is. I'm getting one. I cannot
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wait to put that on my titties. Hell yeah. So,
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Beau's little red clay, I'm gonna call this design,
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it's gonna be called red clay. Red clay. Okay.
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Write that down. They used white clay. in ghost
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but i used red clay in college and college honed
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my art skills to be able to be somebody that
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can make things like this for people so i'm going
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to use red clay as the title so our little red
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clay homunculus uh bow is licking the milk from
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my my mother's milk teat uh secretions uh little
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red clay bow is also draping his little homunculus
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nipples uh chris and i is clay covered hands
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Chris and I have merging beards. Lisa is looking
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on in disgust and shock from the distance. It
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will be coming to you soon. I should have it
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done and submitted to Chris to do what he will
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with it by the end of the week. I cannot wait
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for that, man. I didn't know if you were going
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to top the OG fucking Clockwork Orange, what
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the fuck are you watching t -shirt, but goddamn,
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I think this one's going to do it, man. Red Clay.
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I think that one needs a hidden little phrase
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on it that says, what the fuck are you looking
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at my shirt for? There's some, I'm going to have
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some stuff in there. Oh, there's already some
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hidden stuff. Easter eggs? No, like, when you
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first did the original shirt design, no, the
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original podcast art design, like, I just kept
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zooming in and finding, like, new little things,
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and I was like, this is so fucking cool. Like,
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I love that. Yeah, I love that, how, like, you
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zoom in and you just find, like, cool little
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shit. and nobody will ever be able to actually
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appreciate it unless they go to my page to look
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at it because i have all those fucking zoom in
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shots yeah otherwise you're gonna be seeing it
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all tiny on your screen on spotify or on the
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fucking thumbnail you want to see that art up
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close you're gonna have to fucking follow us
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yeah yeah links are in the show would be cool
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though we should make some like uh blown up posters
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or something for the podcast. That'd be fun.
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Oh, yeah. That would be real fucking fun. We're
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going to get Bo off that motherfucker, though.
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Actually, you know what? You should use it instead
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of doing that. You should make towels. And then
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that way, you know, Bo will definitely get used.
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Okay. Hell yeah. He needs plenty of cum rags.
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You know how he is. We talked about like a terrible
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towel cum rag. I forgot about that. I do have
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also the opportunity to make kimonos, like traditional
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Japanese kimonos. Hell yeah. And I wanted to
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do that too. Dude, you gotta get back on the
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fucking wagon, dude. I haven't bought too many
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gallons of alcohol since then. That is why I
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originally asked you for the background piece
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of the... Gotcha, gotcha. Because I was going
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to do the whole kimono in the background and
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then put our faces on the titty. Yeah, okay,
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so we could probably do that with some like photoshopping.
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I just need to I don't have fucking photoshop
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So if you know bite somebody that has that and
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they can cut out all the good shit And then I
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can get you the fucking background. I can fucking
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fix it. I've got to teach you how to fucking
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pirate man. God damn Holy shit, man. You fucking
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drive me crazy You know, I'll see I'll send you
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Photoshop I'm sorry. I came in a little hot and
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I apologize. Yeah. Yo, dude, my tech is like
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super outdated. And when I get something new,
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I'll be doing nothing sketchy on it. Cause I
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want to fuck it up, dude. Cause I know I'm going
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to have it for the next like fucking who knows
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how long before I get it for. I don't want to
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fuck my shit up. I need you to get over it. I
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want to put no viruses on my, my pretty little
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baby. My laptop's running bad enough as it is.
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Okay. But if you source it for me and it's safe,
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then I'll fucking do it. I'll fucking taste test
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it for you. Just for you. To make sure it's not
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poison. And then I'll feed it to you. Thank you.
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Like a baby bird. Like a baby bird. Chew it up
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and regurgitate it into my little sloppy fucking
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piggy mouth. Yeah. Because it's what I deserve.
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That's what I was going to say. That'll be the
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next shirt design. Chris feeding Silas like a
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baby bird. I mean, hearing the kimono thing,
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I'm thinking it's a dragon with Silas' head,
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a dragon with Chris' head, and they like, when
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you tie it across and they come together, they're
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feeding each other. Yeah, dude. As long as my
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dragon's like the Liu Kang animality from Mortal
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Kombat 2. Hell yeah. Yeah, tiny little feet,
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big -ass dragon body. I'm gonna be a babe -ality.
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I'm a little baby. I'm a cute little baby. For
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you to regurgitate. Good God! Guys, speaking
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of... Guess what? Something bad happened today.
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No way. What? Something really bad happened today.
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Legendary carry Hiroyuki Tagawa, who brought
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Shang Tsung to life in the Mortal Kombat movie,
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passed away. Aw. Damn shame. His performance
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became one of the most iconic villain portrayals
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of the era, and he went on to build an incredible
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career filled with memorable roles across action
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and... arts film he will be missed 2025 just
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will not stop swinging that is just hammering
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our fucking balls with wrench dude it is so silas
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you're gonna need to put him in between you and
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chris on the kimono yeah and you're gonna have
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it we'll make sure all the proceeds go to his
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estate there you go and then his family will
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see it and be like what the fuck You just gotta
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have him, like, standing over you guys going,
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finish. We'll get sued for donating money. We
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donated to the wrong carry. We donated to carry
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Elwes, not him. Yeah, dude. Aw, man, that'd be
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amazing. Alright. Fuck. Before we get started
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today... I would like to send a shout out to
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Montreal, Salt Lake City. Hell yeah. Mormons
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in the house. Yeah. Love you, Mormons. You know
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a lot. I just always think of SLC Punk. I thought
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you were going to say Soaking Lakes. I was a
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little worried. No, SLC Punk. I love that movie.
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Retired porn stars move to Utah because they
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don't watch a lot of porn there, so the retired
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porn stars don't get identified as easily. Oh,
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is that why Post Malone went to Utah? Exactly.
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Damn. That's crazy. Every Sir CNA back in the
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mix, love you. It's France. Okay. Yeah. Let me
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find something. Oh, sorry. French kiss. Yeah,
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you got a French kiss. Hold that place for the
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next t -shirt. San Felice Cancelo. Fucking thanks
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for listening. Where's that from? Italy. Oh.
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Hell yeah. Fuck you, Chris. Fucking illiterate
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cunt. I know you're joking, but goddamn. That's
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great. Sometimes he'd be throwing me through
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a loop with that shit. No, it's great. I'm glad
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it got you. Because Bo's not here to criticize
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Chris's pronunciation, so Silas has to do it.
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Yeah, we used to have a little thing going on.
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A little bromance banter, but I'm the bromance
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now. I found me a new man, bro. I'm coming that
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beard any day of the fucking week, dude. God
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damn it. Shoot, if that shirt is not worn by
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all the grown men in the wedding, I swear to
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God, Lisa. Yokohama. Noda. These are all people
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that have listened to us accidentally and probably
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immediately turned it off. Wood River. Back in
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the mix. Thanks for coming back. God damn it.
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You're the only ones who are allowed. Fuck you,
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Wood River. Get the fuck out. We already told
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you. We ran you off one too many times. I passed
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Wood River, man, when I was going to Cinema Wasteland.
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I think I sent Silas a picture of the road sign.
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You did. What's that fucking part in Spongebob
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where it's like, how many times we got to listen,
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man? You got half the town's residents listening
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just because of that? Yeah. Wood River, watch
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out. We're coming to beat the shit out of you.
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At the fucking karate tournament. Fucking karate
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kid style, dude. About to sweep the leg on fucking
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Wood River, dude. Yeah, you're about to get fucked
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up, dude. It's going to be after the pottery
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class, right? Yeah, it's going to be fucking
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OKC and fucking IN coming in hot. We're going
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to fucking tag team your ass. Mm -hmm. Right
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after we tag -team this fucking boat. You're
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gonna have to split that shit up, be wood and
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river, so you can tag -team too. Yeah. Alright.
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Moving on. Sorry, I'll chill out. No, keep it
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going, man. I love this fire. I'm too drunk to
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care, so... Hell yeah. Okay, cool. Free reign
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tonight. the ray is on a crazy train until i
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get too tired and pass out because i've been
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up since like four o 'clock this morning yeah
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she'll get cranky here in a little while that's
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fine we probably need it lisa that'll be a good
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buffer yeah we need somebody to fucking keep
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us in check um yeah shit gets real weird when
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you have someone keeping you in check yeah yeah
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i'm supposed to be the bitch here but I don't
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like always having to be the bitch. Why do you
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do it so much, then? Okay, well, I like being
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abused, so fucking come on. Yeah, I think Chris
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does, too. Get with the program. All right, I
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got some cool comments. Yeah. I need a fresh
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fucking zen for this one. Damn. Silas, did you
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show Chloe the shirt design yet? oh yeah yeah
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yeah she's super stoked about it she's super
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stoked yeah i'm not in the background on this
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one yeah no chloe i broke chloe a long time ago
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she thinks everything is as funny as i do so
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when i show her so i show her a really like up
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thing she just like laughs her ass off like she's
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fucking sam hyde or something i seriously though
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you get it chris You and Lisa gotta get Bo to,
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like, do a commercial for it, but it's gotta
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be revealed. Yeah. Yeah, we are both psychotically
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removed at this point. No, Chloe seems like she's
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very supportive of anything you do. Yeah. She
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is, which is super awesome because I'm a fucking
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loser. Hell yeah. Yeah. oh honey you want to
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have you want to have a nice recreation of the
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ghost scene with your best friend that you do
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a podcast with and you guys are going to be baking
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a clay version of his gay best friend too fantastic
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you do it yeah i literally just i just did not
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have the time if i had if i didn't have to like
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clean house and do a bunch of shit today i was
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gonna like literally work on it all day and watch
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ghosts in the background To channel the energy.
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Goddamn. Dude, that was a movie my mom and my
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grandma were obsessed with when I was growing
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up, and I fucking hated it! So much! But I would
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love to re -watch it now, just to channel the
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shitty fucking 90s of it all. Yeah. And also
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to reminisce on how much I want to fucking break
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both of their faces with the cinder block, you
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know, like, even to this day. Good inspiration.
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Yeah. I'm sorry, Silas. Oh, that's whatever.
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I made a fucking parody of it, you know, so.
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It's in my zeitgeist, you know. Yeah. Tee hee.
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I'm sorry your family sucks, Silas. That's all
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I'm saying. Yeah, I know. It's fine. It's whatever.
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I'm going to piss on their graves when they're
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dead. Yeah. Hell yeah. That's my energy too.
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Probably pull a fucking Gigi Allen and take a
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big old dumper on them. A big old fat steamy
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dumper. Right on mommy's headstone. Listen, my
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daughter today said... My daughter today asked
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me... Who was it that you said you were going
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to pee on their grave? That's very on brand for
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me. Fuck yeah, dude. I said. I spit on your grave
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more like I piss on your grave. Yeah. Because
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I told my daughter a story where I was like,
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I'm only going to go to this guy's funeral if
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I can piss on his grave. Oh. Fuck yeah. Yeah.
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Fuck yeah. Hell yeah. We're all pissing on graves
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tonight. Uh. Here's some cool comments for you,
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though. I'm sorry. Yeah, go ahead. This one is
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from Alex from Philly. That motherfucker. Yeah,
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we love you, Alex. So proud of Silas for being
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a good noodle. Yeah. He was really on his best
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behavior for his birthday episode. Yeah. Yeah,
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pretty crazy. Yeah. The one time he was supposed
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to go crazy, he didn't do it. The one time we
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expected crazy, yeah. Yeah. I'm making up for
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it. Also, Philly Sports Report. Flyers doing
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okay. Philly Union choked, but I'm proud of them
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for trying. NYNJ Gotham. Philly doesn't have
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a women's soccer team yet. Won the championship.
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And Kevin Petullo. Should be on an FBI watch
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list for domestic terrorism against the Eagles.
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That's the offensive coordinator for the Eagles.
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Okay. Also, if y 'all ever do Where the Dead
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Go to Die, I want it. Always wanted to watch
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it, but never wanted to suffer through it alone.
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Well, you're always welcome. Pretty sure it's
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in the wheel. Yeah. Whenever we do it. I'm certain
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it's in the wheel. Whenever we do it, you'll
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have to be here, Alex. You're going to enjoy
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all the animated dog stuff. I might just have
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to tune in just so I can hear you. Really? Nah,
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dude, I love that fucking movie. I love Jimmy's
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Screamer Claws. I love all those guys. I love
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everybody around that, everybody peripheral to
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it. It's all good shit, dude. I love it. we love
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everyone here fucking festival of love over here
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we're having fucking it's fucking 60s 70s fucking
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flower power yeah yeah we talk a lot of shit
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but we love everybody dude i love everybody i
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don't i don't know yeah what anybody thinks you
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think i'm a fucking violent racist listen everybody
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gets it equally yeah because i love you yeah
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i'm trying to steer you straight because we have
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to steer everybody straight we have to steer
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everybody towards a common consensus which is
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ha ha ha we can have a have a fun time we can
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joke around with each other we can beat each
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other around beat each other upside the head
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with similar blocks but at the end of the day
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we're all just one big happy dysfunctional family
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damn living on a rock hurtling through space
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so you know what put down your pitchforks people
00:23:01.329 --> 00:23:05.940
because uh Also, goddamn, we need more people
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of color on this show than even the shit else.
00:23:08.019 --> 00:23:11.500
And also, people of color that want to come on
00:23:11.500 --> 00:23:14.960
the show, please bring your best white racist
00:23:14.960 --> 00:23:18.819
jokes. I need it. I will laugh with you. It'll
00:23:18.819 --> 00:23:21.960
be super fun. We can have a fun banter. Please
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bring racist jokes. That is kind of like what
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I've been inviting with this persona this entire
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time. Listen, I always say I'm not racist. People
00:23:30.119 --> 00:23:33.430
are too respectful. I always say I'm not racist,
00:23:33.470 --> 00:23:36.250
but according to Hayley Williams, I'm racist
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because I'm a Morgan Wallen fan. Yeah. Yeah,
00:23:41.269 --> 00:23:43.410
well, who gives a fuck what that stupid little
00:23:43.410 --> 00:23:45.750
bitch has to say about fucking anything anyway?
00:23:47.950 --> 00:23:51.750
We are looking for a token black co -host. Yeah,
00:23:51.849 --> 00:23:56.789
for sure. I tried to get my friend Daryl on here.
00:23:56.869 --> 00:24:01.450
He's half black, but he was like, man, I don't
00:24:01.450 --> 00:24:08.069
want to talk. Come on! You should have him on
00:24:08.069 --> 00:24:10.809
and just have him stand in the background. Just
00:24:10.809 --> 00:24:14.069
have him standing in the background. This is
00:24:14.069 --> 00:24:17.640
our half black friend. We're not racist. don't
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talk don't give him a mic i fucking hate hayley
00:24:20.700 --> 00:24:26.420
williams i like her i like her old music i don't
00:24:26.420 --> 00:24:29.339
like anything done post like their fucking pop
00:24:29.339 --> 00:24:33.579
punk era all their shit sucks ass but yeah i
00:24:33.579 --> 00:24:35.539
haven't listened to anything hayley williams
00:24:35.950 --> 00:24:39.329
needs to get over the fucking social media high
00:24:39.329 --> 00:24:42.029
horse shit she's been doing it since like 2014
00:24:42.029 --> 00:24:46.029
I'm fucking sick of it shut the fuck up you stupid
00:24:46.029 --> 00:24:48.190
little red haired fucking privileged ass little
00:24:48.190 --> 00:24:50.809
fucking white bitch who gives a fucking fuck
00:24:50.809 --> 00:24:52.990
what you think about fucking anything you fucking
00:24:52.990 --> 00:24:55.650
dumb fuck you're a celebrity you have to deal
00:24:55.650 --> 00:24:59.269
with real life fuck you you fucking stupid fucking
00:24:59.269 --> 00:25:03.200
cunt bitch oh man Go fucking bleed on something,
00:25:03.339 --> 00:25:07.279
you fucking stupid -ass sow. I'm so sorry. Fuck
00:25:07.279 --> 00:25:09.500
you, Hayley Williams. I'm so sorry I brought
00:25:09.500 --> 00:25:13.500
her up. Oh, it's okay. I just hate women. It's
00:25:13.500 --> 00:25:19.920
fine. I just hate women. We haven't even gotten
00:25:19.920 --> 00:25:24.930
started. I'm sorry. I'll stop. Sorry has to be
00:25:24.930 --> 00:25:29.130
part of this rich. I know poor rich he's The
00:25:29.130 --> 00:25:31.670
more impressive thing is is he actually tied
00:25:31.670 --> 00:25:33.670
it all the way back to me the last time I was
00:25:33.670 --> 00:25:39.789
here with Hey when they the moves on II episode
00:25:39.789 --> 00:25:47.210
got fucking nasty Took Chloe to give us a cameo
00:25:55.350 --> 00:25:58.690
hey rich when hayley williams uh eventually comes
00:25:58.690 --> 00:26:01.369
for us man i'll make sure you're in it too so
00:26:01.369 --> 00:26:04.369
we all get the publicity perfect i mean i've
00:26:04.369 --> 00:26:06.950
already got apparently you know the world's number
00:26:06.950 --> 00:26:10.849
one uh host of uh emails coming after me anyway
00:26:10.849 --> 00:26:15.490
yeah this is the perfect time to screen capture
00:26:15.490 --> 00:26:18.170
silas and put he's buying his paramore tickets
00:26:18.170 --> 00:26:24.430
right now start changing the posters in the background
00:26:24.430 --> 00:26:28.730
a pair more misery business what misery business
00:26:28.730 --> 00:26:31.089
was such a good song and then she fucking changed
00:26:31.089 --> 00:26:33.690
the lyrics because she's a stupid fucking yeah
00:26:33.690 --> 00:26:39.009
she or no no she didn't change i'm not gonna
00:26:39.009 --> 00:26:41.569
play this anymore because i think it's fucking
00:26:41.569 --> 00:26:44.369
it's too catty and women should be friend to
00:26:44.369 --> 00:26:47.250
women i'm just like literally shut the fuck up
00:26:47.720 --> 00:26:50.700
you stupid little soy fag fucking stupid piece
00:26:50.700 --> 00:26:53.539
of shit fucking annoying ass fucking redheaded
00:26:53.539 --> 00:26:56.359
fucking dumb ass fucking piece of fucking shit
00:26:56.359 --> 00:26:59.420
why don't you just grow the fuck up and enjoy
00:26:59.420 --> 00:27:02.819
and appreciate your discography of what it fucking
00:27:02.819 --> 00:27:06.099
is you fucking made that shit everybody wants
00:27:06.099 --> 00:27:09.240
to hear it make your fucking money you dumb fuck
00:27:09.240 --> 00:27:20.880
because you're a fucking dancing monkey now Hayley
00:27:20.880 --> 00:27:24.619
Williams get in contact with us at WTF are you
00:27:24.619 --> 00:27:29.019
watching pot at gmail .com I will hurt you yeah
00:27:29.019 --> 00:27:33.799
she's real vocal about how much she hates Morgan
00:27:33.799 --> 00:27:37.940
Wallen follow us on Instagram WTF are you watching
00:27:37.940 --> 00:27:44.299
pod dumb fucking hole Moving on. Fucking cocksleeve.
00:27:44.339 --> 00:27:47.339
I don't have a Whole Foods, so I can't find you
00:27:47.339 --> 00:27:50.480
at Whole Foods to fight you. I'm sorry. Fuck
00:27:50.480 --> 00:27:56.779
you. This one's for Mick Morton. What a way to
00:27:56.779 --> 00:28:01.619
end your 20s. Happy Dirty 30, Psychonaut. Nice
00:28:01.619 --> 00:28:05.980
to hear James from a Darkish Cinema podcast making
00:28:05.980 --> 00:28:10.500
his return. Yeah, we love James. Pussy diarrhea
00:28:10.500 --> 00:28:15.920
sounds like a sick band name. Hell yeah. Fun
00:28:15.920 --> 00:28:23.259
episode, which I needed after that Vikings loss.
00:28:24.059 --> 00:28:27.000
Yeah. Oh, I think he's talking about the game
00:28:27.000 --> 00:28:30.160
where they got shut the fuck out. Yeah. Damn
00:28:30.160 --> 00:28:34.559
shame. So crazy. I like the Vikings too. I like
00:28:34.559 --> 00:28:36.779
the Vikings, but yeah, they've been doing so
00:28:36.779 --> 00:28:40.299
bad. I love football. I watch football all the
00:28:40.299 --> 00:28:44.660
fucking time. When Chris is editing the podcast
00:28:44.660 --> 00:28:49.740
on Sundays, I'm watching football. That's really
00:28:49.740 --> 00:28:53.440
interesting. He's a red -blooded American. I've
00:28:53.440 --> 00:28:55.859
been so sports adverse my whole life, and I think
00:28:55.859 --> 00:28:58.220
it's just because I'm a fucking beta cuck. I
00:28:58.220 --> 00:29:02.740
used to hate it, and now I'm obsessed. Well,
00:29:02.759 --> 00:29:05.019
Chris, you know what this means. So next year,
00:29:05.079 --> 00:29:06.640
we're going to have the What the Fuck Are You
00:29:06.640 --> 00:29:10.079
Playing? Football League podcast where it's fantasy
00:29:10.079 --> 00:29:13.440
football with nothing but fans. No, I told Chris
00:29:13.440 --> 00:29:16.440
that I want to do a fantasy football thing next
00:29:16.440 --> 00:29:20.400
year, but it'll just be like, you know, people
00:29:20.400 --> 00:29:22.779
we don't know in person because no one I know
00:29:22.779 --> 00:29:25.220
watches football or cares about football. I was
00:29:25.220 --> 00:29:28.319
looking forward to Silas' like eight different
00:29:28.319 --> 00:29:33.059
team names. yeah we can do a we can do a what
00:29:33.059 --> 00:29:36.059
the fuck are you playing but it's just like instead
00:29:36.059 --> 00:29:38.700
of fantasy football we all go out to a local
00:29:38.700 --> 00:29:41.160
game store and buy a handful of those fucking
00:29:41.160 --> 00:29:43.920
like 50 cent fucking piece of shit sport games
00:29:43.920 --> 00:29:46.799
that they keep in the bins for no fucking reason
00:29:46.799 --> 00:29:50.000
other than austerity because but we're gonna
00:29:50.000 --> 00:29:52.299
buy a bunch of like yeah we'll buy a bunch of
00:29:52.299 --> 00:29:55.339
old sport games and play those and be like what
00:29:55.339 --> 00:29:58.200
the fuck was any of this hey man for real though
00:29:58.200 --> 00:30:04.859
badass fucking uh okay never mind that's it's
00:30:04.859 --> 00:30:08.460
some hardcore fucking nerd shit but fucking blood
00:30:08.460 --> 00:30:11.559
bowl dude is oh blood bowl is so cool based off
00:30:11.559 --> 00:30:15.059
american football but it's like um you know orcs
00:30:15.059 --> 00:30:18.220
and goblins and elves and shit fucking it's fucking
00:30:18.220 --> 00:30:22.519
badass dude it is yeah that's just cool You gotta
00:30:22.519 --> 00:30:25.619
do the Blitz the League. Blitz the League? Yeah,
00:30:25.640 --> 00:30:29.579
Blitz, yeah. That's what's up, dude. But I mean,
00:30:29.599 --> 00:30:31.420
definitely the League, for sure. Dude, there
00:30:31.420 --> 00:30:33.619
was some fucking board game that was really popular
00:30:33.619 --> 00:30:35.440
when I was a kid, and it was like a football
00:30:35.440 --> 00:30:37.900
-based thing, but it was also like fantasy, red
00:30:37.900 --> 00:30:41.079
versus blue, like sci -fi fantasy shit. And it
00:30:41.079 --> 00:30:43.759
was like Blitz the League coded, like edgy boy
00:30:43.759 --> 00:30:48.119
shit. And I had my fucking parents get me that
00:30:48.119 --> 00:30:50.559
shit for Christmas one year. You know why? Just
00:30:50.559 --> 00:30:52.940
because I wanted the fucking cool figurines.
00:30:53.299 --> 00:30:55.500
I give a shit about the game. It was totally
00:30:55.500 --> 00:30:57.720
fucking Blood Bowl, man. Yeah. I just wanted
00:30:57.720 --> 00:31:01.579
to play with the fucking cool figures. They were
00:31:01.579 --> 00:31:04.240
fucking awesome. I loved them. I played with
00:31:04.240 --> 00:31:09.299
them like fucking crazy. Yeah. Goddamn. That's
00:31:09.299 --> 00:31:10.960
it. What the fuck are you watching? Fantasy Blood
00:31:10.960 --> 00:31:14.759
Bowl League. There you go. Oh, yeah, dude. That'd
00:31:14.759 --> 00:31:16.680
be so fucking cool, man. I love Blood Bowl. We'll
00:31:16.680 --> 00:31:18.680
have to figure out we all make a team and then
00:31:18.680 --> 00:31:22.200
we all have to fight until the end. Whoever wins
00:31:22.200 --> 00:31:25.160
ends up getting to go to Ukraine. Hell yeah.
00:31:27.059 --> 00:31:29.779
Here's a thing for the listeners. Since this
00:31:29.779 --> 00:31:32.599
has definitely become an Alcoholics Anonymous
00:31:32.599 --> 00:31:37.680
podcast, what are y 'all drinking on? I'm assuming
00:31:37.680 --> 00:31:39.779
there are some people out there. We've got 44
00:31:39.779 --> 00:31:43.119
people that had us in their fucking top. podcast
00:31:43.119 --> 00:31:47.180
spot we've had hundreds almost 200 people in
00:31:47.180 --> 00:31:51.680
our top 5 % and top 10 % you have to start engaging
00:31:51.680 --> 00:31:53.980
you have to start interacting you've got to leave
00:31:53.980 --> 00:31:57.019
comments tell us what you're drinking on because
00:31:57.019 --> 00:31:59.160
I know some of you niggas out there are drinking
00:31:59.160 --> 00:32:02.859
dude I know you're like or if even if you're
00:32:02.859 --> 00:32:05.380
on like black tar or fucking meth or whatever
00:32:05.380 --> 00:32:07.900
what's your fucking what's your fucking pick
00:32:07.900 --> 00:32:10.619
your fucking poison Let us know in the comments
00:32:10.619 --> 00:32:12.759
because I want to know what the fucking vice
00:32:12.759 --> 00:32:14.640
is. Yeah, please. I want to know what everybody's
00:32:14.640 --> 00:32:17.440
on. Please go on social media and tell us all
00:32:17.440 --> 00:32:20.299
the illegal substances that you are doing currently.
00:32:20.640 --> 00:32:24.460
Yes, please do that. Nobody will care. It will
00:32:24.460 --> 00:32:26.680
never come back to bite you. And I'm not even
00:32:26.680 --> 00:32:29.480
saying that facetiously. Literally, nobody cares.
00:32:29.799 --> 00:32:34.000
The NSA is happy to see you doing it. All of
00:32:34.000 --> 00:32:35.700
you in Salt Lake City, just make sure you put
00:32:35.700 --> 00:32:41.339
I'm high on life. Yeah. All right. Back to Mick
00:32:41.339 --> 00:32:48.119
Morton's comment. I'm sorry. Let me back it up.
00:32:48.200 --> 00:32:51.079
Five seconds here. Fun episode, which I needed
00:32:51.079 --> 00:32:56.339
after that Vikings loss. When Silas said it was
00:32:56.339 --> 00:33:01.359
on YouTube, I had to do a watch along. Yo! That's
00:33:01.359 --> 00:33:04.039
right. We Are the Strange is on YouTube. Go watch
00:33:04.039 --> 00:33:07.480
it. I know. That's super cool. Do it. Also, watch
00:33:07.480 --> 00:33:12.599
his other movies. It was visually stunning. Yeah,
00:33:12.680 --> 00:33:16.019
it really was. The stop motion reminded me more
00:33:16.019 --> 00:33:21.259
of Fred Sutil, who directed the Tool videos.
00:33:21.920 --> 00:33:28.640
Oh, damn. Fred Sutil. Okay. Man, it's been forever
00:33:28.640 --> 00:33:32.440
since I heard mindless self -indulgence. Oh,
00:33:32.440 --> 00:33:37.490
yeah. In one of my local stations, there... was
00:33:37.490 --> 00:33:40.569
a music video show on Late Night, and they showed
00:33:40.569 --> 00:33:45.390
a commercial for alienating our audience. Yo.
00:33:45.750 --> 00:33:47.869
Had friends who were really into them. A lot
00:33:47.869 --> 00:33:54.190
of people who were into Jonan Vasquez. Jonan
00:33:54.190 --> 00:33:56.970
Vasquez, the guy that made Invader Zim, and Johnny
00:33:56.970 --> 00:34:00.670
the Homicidal Maniac, and Filler Bunny, and Squee.
00:34:01.009 --> 00:34:06.640
Okay. Yeah. Loved that band. At a Baroque film
00:34:06.640 --> 00:34:09.820
fest, there was a movie called Bloodsuckers.
00:34:10.480 --> 00:34:14.079
Oh, yeah. Which I think you'll enjoy. Rich said
00:34:14.079 --> 00:34:18.079
the same thing. I wonder who was stalking me
00:34:18.079 --> 00:34:21.920
there. I know. Someone was looking over my shoulder
00:34:21.920 --> 00:34:24.000
the entire time. We got shooters everywhere,
00:34:24.219 --> 00:34:29.780
Rich. Yeah. Silas, was that you? You were trying
00:34:29.780 --> 00:34:33.659
to get me to pose. You know what? That explains
00:34:33.659 --> 00:34:35.440
everything. That's why all of a sudden you have
00:34:35.440 --> 00:34:38.780
that shirt design done. We got the shooters out
00:34:38.780 --> 00:34:41.780
here in the hood. You were sitting behind me
00:34:41.780 --> 00:34:43.940
having that look like you were trying to put
00:34:43.940 --> 00:34:45.880
your arms around me. I was always wondering why
00:34:45.880 --> 00:34:48.079
I felt a little warm. It was you breathing down
00:34:48.079 --> 00:34:52.380
my neck. Put my fucking Glock 17 around your
00:34:52.380 --> 00:34:56.340
ass. Put that shit around your head. Put that
00:34:56.340 --> 00:35:03.329
shit up against your nuts. god damn yeah man
00:35:03.329 --> 00:35:05.110
we were sitting behind you fucking kicking your
00:35:05.110 --> 00:35:08.750
seat making sure you were having a bad time no
00:35:08.750 --> 00:35:13.130
i kept hearing the party wheel going i was spinning
00:35:13.130 --> 00:35:18.809
that shit that was my fucking that was my ribs
00:35:18.809 --> 00:35:22.010
but it was all my fucking coupe de ville cadillac
00:35:22.010 --> 00:35:27.210
all right all right let me get through this goddamn
00:35:27.210 --> 00:35:33.010
comment When Slaughter of the Swine comes out,
00:35:33.050 --> 00:35:35.530
I'm really interested in hearing how you guys
00:35:35.530 --> 00:35:38.510
compare it to the rest of the American Guinea
00:35:38.510 --> 00:35:43.369
Pig series. Yeah. Looking forward to next week's
00:35:43.369 --> 00:35:46.769
episode. Thank you, McMortem. Well, you know.
00:35:46.889 --> 00:35:49.710
I love you, McMortem. Here we are. McMortem,
00:35:49.730 --> 00:35:53.530
you are the homie. You are the... Mick is literally,
00:35:53.570 --> 00:35:56.190
like, the most down guy in the entire community.
00:35:56.250 --> 00:35:58.929
He really is. Like, genuinely. Mick is everywhere.
00:35:59.170 --> 00:36:01.969
He's on every podcast. He's on fucking Sick on
00:36:01.969 --> 00:36:05.150
Cinema. He's on Darkest Cinema podcast. He's
00:36:05.150 --> 00:36:07.909
probably fucking a bunch of other podcasts. That
00:36:07.909 --> 00:36:11.570
dude gets around. I'm a little worried. Nah,
00:36:11.570 --> 00:36:14.610
dude. Mick is somebody in your fucking circle.
00:36:15.809 --> 00:36:20.489
Nah, man. I would want Mick and my fucking Fellowship
00:36:20.489 --> 00:36:23.929
of the Ring guild. Whatever the fuck, dude. We
00:36:23.929 --> 00:36:28.489
ain't fucking walking. We're flying. Yeah, he's
00:36:28.489 --> 00:36:31.230
always promoting our shit, man. He's a bad motherfucker.
00:36:31.449 --> 00:36:35.449
I have Nick Morton. And then we got James from
00:36:35.449 --> 00:36:38.210
a Darker Cinema podcast. Check him out. They're
00:36:38.210 --> 00:36:41.449
great. Love them. Yeah, they are. He was on last
00:36:41.449 --> 00:36:45.349
week's episode. He says, damn, just realized
00:36:45.349 --> 00:36:47.730
how little I talked during the film. To be fair,
00:36:47.750 --> 00:36:51.429
it was so visually mesmerizing that I was having
00:36:51.429 --> 00:36:53.550
a hard time articulating anything other than
00:36:53.550 --> 00:36:55.889
the fact that it felt like being pulled into
00:36:55.889 --> 00:36:59.000
the digital landscape. of the early 2000s internet
00:36:59.000 --> 00:37:04.579
i felt like jeff bridges in tron yeah no i get
00:37:04.579 --> 00:37:09.079
that i yeah there was like no talking or explaining
00:37:09.079 --> 00:37:12.300
the movie like it was just like no watching so
00:37:12.300 --> 00:37:16.780
so my thing is like it just wasn't that kind
00:37:16.780 --> 00:37:20.579
of movie it just moved too fast and it was also
00:37:20.579 --> 00:37:23.159
like every everything that happened in it was
00:37:23.159 --> 00:37:26.650
way too like visceral and like over the top in
00:37:26.650 --> 00:37:29.710
terms of how overly designed it was yeah i do
00:37:29.710 --> 00:37:33.190
think that the kind of the buffer for that is
00:37:33.190 --> 00:37:36.409
how accessible it was because literally it wasn't
00:37:36.409 --> 00:37:38.969
an extreme film anybody could have checked it
00:37:38.969 --> 00:37:41.989
out and also it was regularly available and free
00:37:42.639 --> 00:37:44.400
for anybody that wanted to check it out listening
00:37:44.400 --> 00:37:47.460
to the episode so i i say that's our buffer for
00:37:47.460 --> 00:37:50.239
how little we were able to like explain what
00:37:50.239 --> 00:37:52.420
the fuck was happening yeah everybody should
00:37:52.420 --> 00:37:55.139
just go watch it on youtube i mean yeah for real
00:37:55.139 --> 00:37:58.519
free yeah and check out his other stuff too because
00:37:58.519 --> 00:38:01.340
he's got more films since and like shorts and
00:38:01.340 --> 00:38:03.699
all all kinds of other fun stuff on the channel
00:38:03.699 --> 00:38:10.659
but also uh just uh for for the uh general audience
00:38:10.659 --> 00:38:16.030
here I think that whole thing, that whole episode
00:38:16.030 --> 00:38:19.369
was such a fun time. It was such a good, good
00:38:19.369 --> 00:38:22.349
way to spend my birthday weekend. And I'm so
00:38:22.349 --> 00:38:26.429
thankful to Bones and Brianna and also to James
00:38:26.429 --> 00:38:29.710
from A Darker Cinema Podcast for showing up there
00:38:29.710 --> 00:38:32.889
to do that with us. That was such a good time.
00:38:33.070 --> 00:38:35.389
I was telling Chloe the next day, I was just
00:38:35.389 --> 00:38:37.849
like randomly while we were like watching a show
00:38:37.849 --> 00:38:41.800
on TV, I was like, man. last night on the pod
00:38:41.800 --> 00:38:44.659
was so fun that was such a good time that was
00:38:44.659 --> 00:38:46.940
such a good episode and she was like yeah it
00:38:46.940 --> 00:38:49.519
really really was it was so awesome yeah we had
00:38:49.519 --> 00:38:52.219
such a good time uh and it was largely because
00:38:52.219 --> 00:38:55.099
james was there james had a lot of like sight
00:38:55.099 --> 00:38:58.260
to give after the film and uh i thought he and
00:38:58.260 --> 00:39:00.960
bones uh going back and forth with each other
00:39:00.960 --> 00:39:04.980
was really awesome i loved that a lot um i thought
00:39:04.980 --> 00:39:06.940
they both had really great stuff to bring to
00:39:06.940 --> 00:39:10.150
it but yeah the entire the entire thing was Thank
00:39:10.150 --> 00:39:13.170
you again, James, for coming on and doing that
00:39:13.170 --> 00:39:16.010
because it really made my birthday weekend a
00:39:16.010 --> 00:39:21.670
lot better. We'll be having him back soon. Rich,
00:39:22.929 --> 00:39:24.570
you should definitely check out last week's episode
00:39:24.570 --> 00:39:30.289
because Silas got spanked. So how is that different
00:39:30.289 --> 00:39:34.849
from every other episode? Chloe spanked him this
00:39:34.849 --> 00:39:38.599
time. It wasn't me. Wait, on video? It's not
00:39:38.599 --> 00:39:40.860
on video, but there's plenty of audio. Yeah.
00:39:40.960 --> 00:39:47.300
All 30 spankings. Did he get a countdown for
00:39:47.300 --> 00:39:52.500
each one? Yeah. Yeah, he did. It was great. He
00:39:52.500 --> 00:39:55.860
seems to be sitting comfortably right now. I
00:39:55.860 --> 00:39:59.280
gave count every time. Honestly, I was a little
00:39:59.280 --> 00:40:04.179
mad because Chloe went really easy on me. waylay
00:40:04.179 --> 00:40:06.539
on me because I thought I like deserved it but
00:40:06.539 --> 00:40:09.639
also it would have been funnier if it like really
00:40:09.639 --> 00:40:12.400
hurt and I had to like react like it really fucking
00:40:12.400 --> 00:40:17.559
hurt like it was kind of stingy it was more so
00:40:17.559 --> 00:40:21.179
like we didn't like talk about it too extensively
00:40:21.179 --> 00:40:23.320
beforehand so I didn't know what she was gonna
00:40:23.320 --> 00:40:25.699
do so I thought she was gonna put some fucking
00:40:25.699 --> 00:40:28.440
haymakers in there every once in a while but
00:40:28.440 --> 00:40:31.679
like She was pretty chill. She gave me some bad
00:40:31.679 --> 00:40:34.199
ones at the very beginning and the very end.
00:40:34.460 --> 00:40:36.880
But other than that, it was like really chill.
00:40:37.019 --> 00:40:39.659
And I was just like, God fucking damn it. I wanted
00:40:39.659 --> 00:40:41.980
her to like fucking make me bleed. She looked
00:40:41.980 --> 00:40:43.780
like she was hitting you with a bug zapper, dude.
00:40:44.760 --> 00:40:48.440
Oh, that was a that's a really cool. Like I said,
00:40:48.440 --> 00:40:50.500
you guys, the company that makes those, if you're
00:40:50.500 --> 00:40:55.119
this really cool company that makes acrylic paddles
00:40:55.119 --> 00:40:58.440
really big. really big acrylic paddles okay um
00:40:58.440 --> 00:41:02.719
various designs and styles uh but that one has
00:41:02.719 --> 00:41:07.639
a big old baphomet uh sigil shit kind of thing
00:41:07.639 --> 00:41:11.760
on it and uh it's got a hooked end oh with a
00:41:11.760 --> 00:41:14.099
little leather strap and it's really crazy what
00:41:14.099 --> 00:41:15.739
do you do yeah it looks like a bug zapper but
00:41:15.739 --> 00:41:18.219
what it actually is is a big ass acrylic paddle
00:41:18.219 --> 00:41:22.880
and that thing fucking hurts when you do it right
00:41:22.880 --> 00:41:26.360
but chloe wouldn't let me do it with my ass out
00:41:26.360 --> 00:41:28.300
and i thought it was going to be way funnier
00:41:28.300 --> 00:41:33.239
if i had my ass but she made me put it away well
00:41:33.239 --> 00:41:37.619
you know she's just looking for you when chloe
00:41:37.619 --> 00:41:41.320
has her ass out and i hit her thing it's like
00:41:41.320 --> 00:41:44.519
little itty bitty taps and it's like that's enough
00:41:44.519 --> 00:41:47.539
like i do a big uh big swing on that thing and
00:41:47.539 --> 00:41:49.679
she's like what the fuck that's fucking awful
00:41:49.679 --> 00:41:52.500
yeah so i know that shit would have broken me
00:41:52.500 --> 00:41:55.460
if i had my fucking ass out which i tried to
00:41:55.460 --> 00:41:58.619
do yeah you did but she put it away yeah she
00:41:58.619 --> 00:42:02.599
put your ass away i i don't i don't understand
00:42:02.599 --> 00:42:05.659
it dude i think i think i deserve all the punishment
00:42:05.659 --> 00:42:10.239
i want men deserve some punishment too yeah Okay.
00:42:10.760 --> 00:42:14.539
Alright, I'll remember that. Okay, not... Hashtag
00:42:14.539 --> 00:42:20.679
not all men, you know? Nah, dude. I'm a naughty
00:42:20.679 --> 00:42:23.179
little boy. I need to be fucking punished, dude.
00:42:25.239 --> 00:42:28.719
I need my shit fucking broken in. I need my ass
00:42:28.719 --> 00:42:31.860
cheeks to get so broken that they fucking deflate,
00:42:31.920 --> 00:42:36.840
dude. Like an old prone witch's fucking saggy
00:42:36.840 --> 00:42:40.039
titty, man. Yeah, dude. Hell yeah, man. I hope
00:42:40.039 --> 00:42:44.079
I can see that one day. Hell yeah, me too. I
00:42:44.079 --> 00:42:47.239
love you, Chris. I love you too, man. You're
00:42:47.239 --> 00:42:49.679
one of my best friends in the entire world. I
00:42:49.679 --> 00:42:52.809
love you so much. You're so cool. You're one
00:42:52.809 --> 00:42:56.190
of my favorite people. That's not even a joke.
00:42:56.349 --> 00:42:59.510
We fucking jumped in. I'm not saying that because
00:42:59.510 --> 00:43:01.889
I'm inebriated. I think you're so cool. You're
00:43:01.889 --> 00:43:03.809
one of my favorite people. You're one of my favorite
00:43:03.809 --> 00:43:09.329
energies to ever interact with. I'm so happy
00:43:09.329 --> 00:43:13.030
I got to hang out with you. I'm so happy I got
00:43:13.030 --> 00:43:15.050
to hang out with you at Cinema Wasteland because
00:43:15.050 --> 00:43:17.909
it made my entire life to get to hang out with
00:43:17.909 --> 00:43:19.469
you. Next year it's going to be Cinema Sexland.
00:43:19.989 --> 00:43:23.340
You're a fucking... You're a fucking svelte Adonis.
00:43:23.639 --> 00:43:30.320
You are a fucking alpha all the way. You could
00:43:30.320 --> 00:43:36.380
protect me and all of your other little homunculus
00:43:36.380 --> 00:43:44.579
bow red clay children from the incoming invaders.
00:43:44.659 --> 00:43:48.679
You could save us. with nothing but an ar and
00:43:48.679 --> 00:43:54.900
your machismo and i love you for it i would i
00:43:54.900 --> 00:43:59.000
would uh i would lick i would lick any part of
00:43:59.000 --> 00:44:02.719
your beard i would give you a little after he
00:44:02.719 --> 00:44:05.019
leaves i'll give you a cute little kiss on the
00:44:05.019 --> 00:44:07.460
mouth i'd lick up in your balls i'd do i'd do
00:44:07.460 --> 00:44:10.400
anything that you need me to do to show you how
00:44:10.400 --> 00:44:13.679
much i love and appreciate you chris Lisa said
00:44:13.679 --> 00:44:16.659
she needs more than half. She needs it all. Make
00:44:16.659 --> 00:44:19.019
sure you get that shirt. I'm going to make you
00:44:19.019 --> 00:44:22.219
a fucking custom hat at some point. I know you're
00:44:22.219 --> 00:44:24.579
a hat guy. I'm going to make you a fucking Psychonaut
00:44:24.579 --> 00:44:28.679
hat. It's going to be a one -on -one for you.
00:44:29.739 --> 00:44:31.739
It's going to be a one -on -one for you, Chris.
00:44:33.300 --> 00:44:36.579
Just for you. You're going to have the only Chris
00:44:36.579 --> 00:44:39.500
Psychonaut hat. Separate from anything else that
00:44:39.500 --> 00:44:43.610
anybody else has. You're my favorite motherfucker.
00:44:43.969 --> 00:44:46.349
Just like that Limp Bizkit song where he's talking
00:44:46.349 --> 00:44:51.530
about fucking. What's his name? Ben Stiller or
00:44:51.530 --> 00:44:55.289
whatever. Oh, my God. Yeah. You can keep all
00:44:55.289 --> 00:45:00.329
this. All right. God damn it. You know what,
00:45:00.389 --> 00:45:04.590
Silas? I love you too, man. You know, we fucking
00:45:04.590 --> 00:45:07.329
hit it off immediately. You jumped in on the
00:45:07.329 --> 00:45:10.679
podcast and now you're a permanent fixture. And
00:45:10.679 --> 00:45:13.000
that's a testament to our friendship. But we
00:45:13.000 --> 00:45:15.260
got to move to fuck along with our lives. I know.
00:45:15.320 --> 00:45:18.679
I get you right now. Chris, you can cut out anything
00:45:18.679 --> 00:45:21.800
you want from that. Thank you. I'm just having
00:45:21.800 --> 00:45:29.539
a fun time with you. I just like that you all
00:45:29.539 --> 00:45:33.429
saw him at Wasteland and realized like. How hot
00:45:33.429 --> 00:45:38.489
he is. Oh, shit. Oh, yeah. No, I'm for real.
00:45:38.530 --> 00:45:42.849
Yeah. Let's talk about Chris. Literally, everybody,
00:45:42.949 --> 00:45:47.289
everybody in my stupid fucking fat. Everybody
00:45:47.289 --> 00:45:50.510
in my fucking stupid fucking fat beta male fucking
00:45:50.510 --> 00:45:54.610
movie thought Chris was like literally imposing
00:45:54.610 --> 00:45:58.309
because of how hot he was and how well he carried
00:45:58.309 --> 00:46:00.869
himself. And that should really say something.
00:46:02.480 --> 00:46:05.639
yeah for real dude he walked up in that like
00:46:05.639 --> 00:46:12.719
a fucking hands i know like rare compliment from
00:46:12.719 --> 00:46:16.199
lisa i'm glad we got that recorded i'm kind of
00:46:16.199 --> 00:46:27.599
a bitch so like let's not go that far Yeah, okay,
00:46:27.719 --> 00:46:31.079
Jesus Christ. I'm so sorry. I'm I'm fucking this
00:46:31.079 --> 00:46:36.880
up. We have to Sorry, it's me too cuz I'm drunk
00:46:36.880 --> 00:46:39.900
too. So yeah, we don't have our fucking train
00:46:39.900 --> 00:46:49.440
conductor tonight. Yep Check down with you fucking
00:46:49.440 --> 00:46:54.880
animals on YouTube you are Unfortunately, my
00:46:54.880 --> 00:46:59.139
stepchildren, I don't pay as much attention to
00:46:59.139 --> 00:47:03.760
you as I should. On our My Chance Daily Life
00:47:03.760 --> 00:47:12.320
episode, Victor says good 100%. Fuck yes. That's
00:47:12.320 --> 00:47:17.619
awesome, dude. I love that. Was My Chance Chloe's
00:47:17.619 --> 00:47:21.980
first? No, but it was Silas's. Oh, yeah. Victor,
00:47:22.019 --> 00:47:26.000
let's hang out. Yeah. You like my charm? Hell
00:47:26.000 --> 00:47:30.780
yeah. Suicide Club was Chloe's first. Yeah. Okay.
00:47:31.400 --> 00:47:35.840
Our Megan is missing episode. Chloe motherfucking
00:47:35.840 --> 00:47:46.179
CP writes. Did you guys find her? No, we got
00:47:46.179 --> 00:47:50.119
way too drunk by the end to know what was even
00:47:50.119 --> 00:47:52.860
happening. They couldn't even find themselves.
00:47:54.099 --> 00:48:01.739
In my perfect world, in my perfect world, Megan
00:48:01.739 --> 00:48:03.780
would never have been missing. I would have kept
00:48:03.780 --> 00:48:08.579
her forever. I would have Ed Gein mummified that
00:48:08.579 --> 00:48:11.179
cute little cutie hottie. And I would have kept
00:48:11.179 --> 00:48:13.460
her right in the corner in a fucking armchair
00:48:13.460 --> 00:48:16.219
looking at me whenever I look back from this
00:48:16.219 --> 00:48:19.539
fucking mic anytime. I like the fucking Mick
00:48:19.539 --> 00:48:23.460
idea we had last week. Where she's a barrel mech
00:48:23.460 --> 00:48:28.719
with her fucking friend. And they do a battle.
00:48:29.420 --> 00:48:32.019
Power Rangers style. Dude, I've been listening
00:48:32.019 --> 00:48:34.159
to the fucking Murder in America all week. I've
00:48:34.159 --> 00:48:35.880
been listening to their fucking Dennis Rader
00:48:35.880 --> 00:48:39.320
BTK episodes. It's just like, damn, it's so hard
00:48:39.320 --> 00:48:41.900
not to fucking pop a stiffy listening to some
00:48:41.900 --> 00:48:44.820
of that stuff. Because it's just so good, man.
00:48:45.019 --> 00:48:49.260
It's so good. If you're a fucking sadist, if
00:48:49.260 --> 00:48:52.739
you're a fucking sexual sadist, sadist utopia
00:48:52.739 --> 00:48:57.820
right there okay good shit megan megan would
00:48:57.820 --> 00:49:02.340
have been fucking oh man woof the things i would
00:49:02.340 --> 00:49:06.239
have done to that little barrel all right we're
00:49:06.239 --> 00:49:09.800
gonna leave megan in the past oh all right she's
00:49:09.800 --> 00:49:13.440
missing she's gonna stay missing um yeah fuck
00:49:13.440 --> 00:49:18.059
you megan fuck you for not being my super duper
00:49:18.059 --> 00:49:26.449
cutie My prom date. Thanks to everybody that
00:49:26.449 --> 00:49:30.690
fucking posted us on their Spotify wrapped. Yeah,
00:49:30.789 --> 00:49:34.670
there was only a few. Yeah, you bitches. It says
00:49:34.670 --> 00:49:37.309
there's 44 of you motherfuckers that have us
00:49:37.309 --> 00:49:43.530
as number one. So I expect to see 44 videos sharing.
00:49:44.510 --> 00:49:47.750
I expect that they didn't share it. I expect
00:49:47.750 --> 00:49:50.809
they didn't share it because they don't want
00:49:50.809 --> 00:49:53.889
to be associated with Spotify because I saw a
00:49:53.889 --> 00:49:57.849
lot of stupid motherfuckers in my fucking feed
00:49:57.849 --> 00:50:02.750
talking shit, being like, Spotify users, blah,
00:50:02.829 --> 00:50:05.510
blah, blah. And I'm just like, my nigga, if you
00:50:05.510 --> 00:50:08.349
buy a fucking Pepsi, we're supporting Israel.
00:50:08.570 --> 00:50:11.210
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
00:50:11.269 --> 00:50:15.000
Stop. cherry picking we are all in the same boat
00:50:15.000 --> 00:50:17.800
if you want to change it send a fucking pipe
00:50:17.800 --> 00:50:22.800
bomb somewhere good god it's not that hard okay
00:50:22.800 --> 00:50:27.139
thanks to everybody that um yeah put us on their
00:50:27.139 --> 00:50:31.760
um spotify rap spotify rap thank you to everybody
00:50:31.760 --> 00:50:34.420
that did that for us thank you for that if you
00:50:34.420 --> 00:50:36.460
don't want to share it because of stupid bullshit
00:50:36.460 --> 00:50:41.420
then fucking fuck you Lisa. Shout out to Alex
00:50:41.420 --> 00:50:45.000
from Philly, our OG fan. Shout out to everybody.
00:50:45.900 --> 00:50:48.820
I love you guys. Everybody. Love you. You're
00:50:48.820 --> 00:50:52.000
great. Lisa, what the fuck are you watching?
00:50:52.280 --> 00:50:57.380
Oh, I'm so glad you asked. Finally. Almost three
00:50:57.380 --> 00:51:05.340
hours in. Hell yeah. We are watching Bum from
00:51:05.340 --> 00:51:11.219
2025. And I'm excited for this. Brand new. Because
00:51:11.219 --> 00:51:14.539
I've heard a lot about it. Spank that baby's
00:51:14.539 --> 00:51:26.000
ass. Motherfucking bum. That new baby smell,
00:51:26.219 --> 00:51:30.159
man. Yo, Darkish Cinema Podcast, they guaranteed.
00:51:30.500 --> 00:51:32.719
So you know that new baby smell that everybody
00:51:32.719 --> 00:51:35.559
loves? You know what that is? You're smelling
00:51:35.559 --> 00:51:39.380
the baby's brain. Really? you're smelling the
00:51:39.380 --> 00:51:42.139
baby's brain because the skull isn't fused together
00:51:42.139 --> 00:51:46.079
yet and you're smelling the baby's brain and
00:51:46.079 --> 00:51:48.800
it smells really good because our old brains
00:51:48.800 --> 00:51:51.539
love the smell of new brain that's what that
00:51:51.539 --> 00:51:54.739
is does that make you feel really good and happy
00:51:54.739 --> 00:51:58.780
good and cool about being a human being a human
00:51:58.780 --> 00:52:03.179
being well that's what it is thank you sunny
00:52:03.179 --> 00:52:06.059
from a darker cinema podcast for illuminating
00:52:06.059 --> 00:52:09.690
us on that topic Yeah, because as I've said before,
00:52:09.849 --> 00:52:12.429
they're much smarter than us. And they talk about,
00:52:12.429 --> 00:52:15.050
like, serious things. And they actually teach
00:52:15.050 --> 00:52:17.929
you things. And we're just here to fucking party.
00:52:18.469 --> 00:52:20.550
Dude, can you imagine how good it would be to,
00:52:20.570 --> 00:52:24.849
like, eat baby brains? Oh my god! I mean, I guess
00:52:24.849 --> 00:52:26.710
if they smell good, they gotta taste good, too.
00:52:27.449 --> 00:52:30.250
Uh, yeah, dude. For real. I wonder what's the
00:52:30.250 --> 00:52:34.989
best way to prepare human brains. Um... Isn't
00:52:34.989 --> 00:52:37.590
that with some fava beans and a nice candy? There
00:52:37.590 --> 00:52:41.329
you go. Yeah, I want to know, like, the seasoning
00:52:41.329 --> 00:52:46.510
routine. All right, motherfucking bum. Written
00:52:46.510 --> 00:52:51.829
and directed by Anthony Leroy. Starring Anthony
00:52:51.829 --> 00:52:59.510
Leroy as Girth Brooks. Leah Stiles. Leah Stiles
00:52:59.510 --> 00:53:05.309
as Valerie Charles. Reins as Bev. Josh Murphy
00:53:05.309 --> 00:53:09.760
as Guy. A whole lot of others. Here's a little
00:53:09.760 --> 00:53:15.880
storyline for you. Submitted by Anonymous. A
00:53:15.880 --> 00:53:19.119
makeshift amateur news crew and a deluded wannabe
00:53:19.119 --> 00:53:21.920
TV reporter get the chance of a lifetime when
00:53:21.920 --> 00:53:25.079
Valerie Charles, the biggest news personality
00:53:25.079 --> 00:53:28.579
in the region, is forced to work with them on
00:53:28.579 --> 00:53:32.340
the night of breaking news. The collective search
00:53:32.340 --> 00:53:35.920
for a violent, deformed vagrant turns into a
00:53:35.920 --> 00:53:43.000
waking nightmare fast. Tagline. Bonus. Change
00:53:43.000 --> 00:53:51.780
will be spared. Lives won't be. We got no parents
00:53:51.780 --> 00:53:57.260
guide tonight, so we're going in blind. I'm sorry.
00:53:57.360 --> 00:54:01.329
I want to go off topic again and say that. I'm
00:54:01.329 --> 00:54:04.449
really glad that Rich joined us tonight because
00:54:04.449 --> 00:54:07.610
I was going to say, it's been so fucking cold
00:54:07.610 --> 00:54:10.969
here, and I have been wearing the shit out of
00:54:10.969 --> 00:54:14.250
my OnlyFoundFootage fans beanie. She has. Hey,
00:54:14.309 --> 00:54:18.610
hey, hey. Just remember, those are no longer
00:54:18.610 --> 00:54:22.880
available. They're redacted. Yeah, limited edition
00:54:22.880 --> 00:54:26.340
fucking only found footage. We are not associated
00:54:26.340 --> 00:54:28.280
with that logo at all. Just so you know, don't
00:54:28.280 --> 00:54:30.099
reach out to us. We don't know you. You don't
00:54:30.099 --> 00:54:34.840
know them. Yeah. Limited edition, Lisa. Yeah,
00:54:34.860 --> 00:54:38.000
my special. There will be plans for new stuff
00:54:38.000 --> 00:54:40.579
coming here soon. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Can't
00:54:40.579 --> 00:54:43.440
wait for it. Yeah, so don't fucking burn a hole
00:54:43.440 --> 00:54:47.079
in our fucking exclusive ass beanie, Lisa. I
00:54:47.079 --> 00:54:50.940
won't. She uses it to fucking smoke marijuana.
00:54:51.639 --> 00:54:54.059
I wear it every time I go outside to smoke weed.
00:54:56.639 --> 00:55:00.219
It's my weed -smoking hat. It's better than my
00:55:00.219 --> 00:55:02.500
friend who he wore it on the bus on his way to
00:55:02.500 --> 00:55:04.840
work, and a lady looked at him and, like, tilted
00:55:04.840 --> 00:55:06.219
her head and was, like, looking at him, and then
00:55:06.219 --> 00:55:07.739
she, like, covered her mouth and started giggling,
00:55:07.800 --> 00:55:09.960
and he was, like, didn't think anything of it,
00:55:10.000 --> 00:55:11.980
and then got to his work and everything else,
00:55:12.019 --> 00:55:13.880
like, pulled the hat off and everything else,
00:55:13.880 --> 00:55:18.800
and he's like, oh, shit. And then, uh, He realized...
00:55:18.800 --> 00:55:22.599
I'll leave it at that. He realized what it sort
00:55:22.599 --> 00:55:24.440
of looked like and apparently someone thought
00:55:24.440 --> 00:55:28.099
that he might be on a certain website. We'll
00:55:28.099 --> 00:55:30.380
leave it at that. So I was wearing it earlier
00:55:30.380 --> 00:55:32.980
and my teenage son was looking at me weird and
00:55:32.980 --> 00:55:35.579
I was like, man, he doesn't know what OnlyFans
00:55:35.579 --> 00:55:40.460
is, right? Your teenage son most definitely knows
00:55:40.460 --> 00:55:46.849
what OnlyFans is. I know. Yeah, when they have
00:55:46.849 --> 00:55:49.989
a girl now, I'm sure half the girls are like,
00:55:50.150 --> 00:55:53.289
you know, when I grow up, I want to be an only
00:55:53.289 --> 00:55:57.130
girl model. Oh, God. It's the new YouTuber. Yeah.
00:55:57.230 --> 00:56:00.130
Hell yeah. Hello, Chloe. Chloe's in the house.
00:56:00.269 --> 00:56:04.969
Hi. Hello. Hi, Chloe. Hello, everybody. Momentarily
00:56:04.969 --> 00:56:08.710
filling in for Psychonaut. Yeah. It'll be much
00:56:08.710 --> 00:56:11.889
more rational with you here. The intervention
00:56:11.889 --> 00:56:17.079
will go well when you get back. Glad to hear.
00:56:17.519 --> 00:56:19.500
I'm excited for this movie. I'm not going to
00:56:19.500 --> 00:56:21.179
be able to watch it tonight with you guys, unfortunately,
00:56:21.340 --> 00:56:23.260
but I am going to catch it at some point soon.
00:56:23.739 --> 00:56:26.619
Yeah. Well, yeah. I'm excited for it, too. I
00:56:26.619 --> 00:56:28.519
think it's going to be a good one. I know. I've
00:56:28.519 --> 00:56:33.159
been hearing a lot about it. The boys over at
00:56:33.159 --> 00:56:36.619
Sickbox Cinema said it was fucking great. Nice.
00:56:36.699 --> 00:56:41.000
Yeah. I, uh, Chris, I sent you, uh, the link
00:56:41.000 --> 00:56:43.659
I sent you is also, it's another short that you
00:56:43.659 --> 00:56:47.179
did called worm burner. Okay. Uh, electric collective.
00:56:47.320 --> 00:56:50.019
So I think that was only like five minutes, but
00:56:50.019 --> 00:56:52.699
that'll be a good, uh, post post bum. We can
00:56:52.699 --> 00:56:56.239
watch that as well. Okay. Nice. I'm down with
00:56:56.239 --> 00:56:58.880
that. I sent you a, I sent you a little quick
00:56:58.880 --> 00:57:01.820
like gift that Anthony sent me. Cause I told
00:57:01.820 --> 00:57:04.639
him I was, uh, on the podcast right now for it.
00:57:04.659 --> 00:57:06.059
And I was surprised he wasn't here. He's like.
00:57:06.829 --> 00:57:10.309
i'm performing with my band right now oh okay
00:57:10.309 --> 00:57:12.829
he sent me a quick gif of him standing on stage
00:57:12.829 --> 00:57:16.050
holding the mic and like sent me like a an off
00:57:16.050 --> 00:57:22.650
-kilter uh video of his guitars i know i should
00:57:22.650 --> 00:57:25.989
have got him on i fucked up i'm sorry yeah for
00:57:25.989 --> 00:57:29.050
everything i've ever done well chris is not very
00:57:29.050 --> 00:57:32.449
prepared for any episode we do just so you guys
00:57:32.449 --> 00:57:35.679
know okay Hey, we're only three hours into this
00:57:35.679 --> 00:57:37.719
podcast and I think we're making great time.
00:57:37.980 --> 00:57:40.960
Yeah. Chris, I think it just adds to the spontaneity.
00:57:41.099 --> 00:57:46.239
Yeah. Chloe, you remember the last time I was
00:57:46.239 --> 00:57:49.039
on here, I'm pretty sure we were closing in on
00:57:49.039 --> 00:57:51.639
five hours by the time we finally finished. And
00:57:51.639 --> 00:57:55.519
that movie was only 60 minutes. That just means
00:57:55.519 --> 00:57:58.699
you were having a good time. Oh, we're fucked
00:57:58.699 --> 00:58:02.079
tonight. We were all three drunk before Rich
00:58:02.079 --> 00:58:05.780
ever got here, so. Yeah, because I got a message
00:58:05.780 --> 00:58:08.800
from Chris at 3 .50, and I didn't see it until,
00:58:08.860 --> 00:58:10.900
like, almost 5 o 'clock. And he's like, hey,
00:58:11.059 --> 00:58:13.179
you want to join? I'm like, you guys are recording
00:58:13.179 --> 00:58:15.820
bum right now? I'm like, I've been sick, like,
00:58:15.860 --> 00:58:17.940
all week for, like, last week and a half. I'm
00:58:17.940 --> 00:58:20.599
like, sure, give me, like, 10 minutes. And, of
00:58:20.599 --> 00:58:22.099
course, I have all sorts of issues because I
00:58:22.099 --> 00:58:23.699
just did the Windows 11 upgrade, and I hadn't
00:58:23.699 --> 00:58:27.019
turned my PC on since then. So that became another
00:58:27.019 --> 00:58:29.730
hassle. Well, we're glad that you could make
00:58:29.730 --> 00:58:33.289
it. Yeah. Hell yeah, we are. Always down for
00:58:33.289 --> 00:58:38.110
some fun. You're always welcome. So, Chloe, I've
00:58:38.110 --> 00:58:40.530
got to ask, what do you think of the t -shirt
00:58:40.530 --> 00:58:44.730
design? Do you think it captures everything that,
00:58:44.730 --> 00:58:48.670
you know, Chris and Silas together, like, if
00:58:48.670 --> 00:58:51.550
they were to recreate the ghost film, do you
00:58:51.550 --> 00:58:55.630
think it's the perfect design? She got beat out
00:58:55.630 --> 00:58:58.670
of the chair. I know. Beaten out of the chair
00:58:58.670 --> 00:59:01.329
by everybody. Have a good night. If there's a
00:59:01.329 --> 00:59:04.110
barrel in the garage, you know what he's planning
00:59:04.110 --> 00:59:07.690
on doing. It's that bitch who told you to sit
00:59:07.690 --> 00:59:12.250
down. You better wait for my request. Oh my god.
00:59:12.349 --> 00:59:15.690
You fell down the stairs. Goodbye, I love you.
00:59:16.670 --> 00:59:20.329
Have fun. I love that Silas is doing a victory
00:59:20.329 --> 00:59:26.500
dance right now. Yeah. I dominate women. Oh,
00:59:26.500 --> 00:59:32.500
my God. Can we watch this fucking movie? Yeah.
00:59:32.940 --> 00:59:37.000
We sure can. Do you know if this is available,
00:59:37.239 --> 00:59:41.300
Rich, and where you can buy it? It's not available
00:59:41.300 --> 00:59:47.059
yet. I will say I'm hoping to be able to know
00:59:47.059 --> 00:59:50.539
something more here soon. Obviously, if someone
00:59:50.539 --> 00:59:53.699
wasn't busy being a rock star, maybe I would
00:59:53.699 --> 00:59:58.059
have something to say more about it. Anthony
00:59:58.059 --> 01:00:03.559
Leroy, fucking rock star. He's busy showing off
01:00:03.559 --> 01:00:06.599
his girth brooks on stage right now. Yeah, his
01:00:06.599 --> 01:00:09.280
girth brooks. I know, I was scrolling through
01:00:09.280 --> 01:00:12.019
looking at the movie on IMDb and I saw girth
01:00:12.019 --> 01:00:15.000
brooks and I was like, that's amazing. Well,
01:00:15.199 --> 01:00:17.119
I mean, imagine how weird it is when you get
01:00:17.119 --> 01:00:19.239
a fan request from Garth Brooks and you're like,
01:00:19.360 --> 01:00:23.980
what the fuck? Like, who is this? That's pretty
01:00:23.980 --> 01:00:28.219
amazing. Yeah. Okay, this motherfucking bum.
01:00:29.699 --> 01:00:38.860
Yay. Unreleased. Didn't they show it at the Unnamed
01:00:38.860 --> 01:00:42.650
Footage Festival at one point? Yeah. It was shown
01:00:42.650 --> 01:00:46.329
at a name footage festival in person and they
01:00:46.329 --> 01:00:48.889
showed it again at first. Yeah, that's what I
01:00:48.889 --> 01:00:55.309
thought. Yeah. It was a hit at both. And I believe
01:00:55.309 --> 01:00:59.469
there was, I think recently there was a film
01:00:59.469 --> 01:01:03.849
fest that had it that did a live stream and I
01:01:03.849 --> 01:01:06.130
think it had almost 100 ,000 people watching
01:01:06.130 --> 01:01:10.739
it at one time. Damn. Fuck them. Go to the Unnamed
01:01:10.739 --> 01:01:14.199
Footage Festival. Fucking watch the live stream.
01:01:14.280 --> 01:01:18.360
It's great. Get the cutting edge of found footage.
01:01:18.619 --> 01:01:21.340
They're amazing. I better see you two at the
01:01:21.340 --> 01:01:25.539
in -person next year. I know. Plan it out, Chris.
01:01:25.900 --> 01:01:28.800
You got no excuse. I know. I was like, I really
01:01:28.800 --> 01:01:30.099
want to come. I can come up with a fucking excuse
01:01:30.099 --> 01:01:34.960
real fast. I really want to come. Lisa, Chris
01:01:34.960 --> 01:01:37.840
drove 15 hours to go only two states away. He
01:01:37.840 --> 01:01:40.099
can drive another 15 hours on top of that to
01:01:40.099 --> 01:01:42.280
come all the way over to the West Coast. Yeah.
01:01:42.760 --> 01:01:45.559
I fucking love California. They were all talking
01:01:45.559 --> 01:01:48.960
shit about California. I fucking love it. Hey,
01:01:48.980 --> 01:01:51.000
I live here and I have a love -hate relationship
01:01:51.000 --> 01:01:55.500
with the West, so, no. Yeah. I love it at some
01:01:55.500 --> 01:01:57.500
moments and I hate it most of the other times,
01:01:57.539 --> 01:02:00.739
but, you know, we'll see. Unnamed footage festival.
01:02:01.230 --> 01:02:04.170
They're fucking awesome. And check out fucking
01:02:04.170 --> 01:02:07.369
footage foreplay where you can see all kinds
01:02:07.369 --> 01:02:12.429
of footage being fondled. Yeah. Over there, Rich
01:02:12.429 --> 01:02:15.449
has made an appearance a time or two. Uh -huh.
01:02:15.550 --> 01:02:20.730
I harass them every week. Yeah. They do the round
01:02:20.730 --> 01:02:24.429
table. It's a lot of harassing. Doesn't harass
01:02:24.429 --> 01:02:28.150
us every week. Yeah. Well, I mean, all you guys
01:02:28.150 --> 01:02:30.309
got to do is reach out. I mean, shoot Chris did.
01:02:31.559 --> 01:02:34.719
I have to reach out to get harassed? That's crazy.
01:02:35.460 --> 01:02:37.460
Well, I mean, for you, I was waiting for the
01:02:37.460 --> 01:02:39.280
t -shirt. Now that I know the t -shirt's actually
01:02:39.280 --> 01:02:43.019
gonna happen, I mean, shit. You know what, Silas?
01:02:43.500 --> 01:02:45.420
I'll give you my number after this, and you can
01:02:45.420 --> 01:02:47.400
just randomly send me text messages at like 3
01:02:47.400 --> 01:02:50.099
in the morning, okay? But they better be good.
01:02:51.440 --> 01:02:54.239
I'll fucking do that, too. It better be like
01:02:54.239 --> 01:02:57.500
a random nipple, random toe, another random nipple.
01:02:57.500 --> 01:03:00.139
I'm gonna send you real gore. And then your phone's
01:03:00.139 --> 01:03:03.179
gonna fucking break itself, dude. Did it happen
01:03:03.179 --> 01:03:06.380
to me? You're gonna be sending me, like, pictures
01:03:06.380 --> 01:03:08.579
of, like, moles and stuff. Like, is this cancerous?
01:03:10.219 --> 01:03:12.460
Yeah, dude. Does this look okay? Should I go
01:03:12.460 --> 01:03:14.860
to the doctor? Like, cute little garden moles?
01:03:15.179 --> 01:03:18.280
Yeah. Like, cute little moles I found in my garden.
01:03:18.900 --> 01:03:23.300
I'll say, hey, is this mole cancerous? Motherfucking
01:03:23.300 --> 01:03:26.139
bum. Maybe someday you can watch it, but not
01:03:26.139 --> 01:03:29.119
today. Here we go. Let's watch this movie. Let's
01:03:29.119 --> 01:03:36.519
watch this movie. Yeah. You paused it. I did
01:03:36.519 --> 01:03:39.460
not. Yes, you did. Why did it say? I just unpaused
01:03:39.460 --> 01:03:55.510
it. You're good at this. That's a cockable mouth
01:03:55.510 --> 01:04:00.489
right there. Yeah, it is. If you don't know who
01:04:00.489 --> 01:04:04.610
I am, you must be living under a bridge. I'm
01:04:04.610 --> 01:04:07.230
the man who strikes fear into the hearts of the
01:04:07.230 --> 01:04:11.809
weak. Jim Lackey's the name. And cleaning up
01:04:11.809 --> 01:04:17.530
the streets is my game. Hell yeah, Jim. Yeah.
01:04:17.630 --> 01:04:20.429
You look like a good Hitler youth. What? You
01:04:20.429 --> 01:04:26.199
on the streets. He does. Maybe it's the coat.
01:04:26.960 --> 01:04:43.820
Clean that shit up. And the shouting. Burn the
01:04:43.820 --> 01:04:46.440
tent's campaign. Do it. They're burning that
01:04:46.440 --> 01:04:56.039
tent. Know who he reminds me of? He reminds me
01:04:56.039 --> 01:04:59.800
of that from Resident Evil Code. The fucking
01:04:59.800 --> 01:05:05.659
Alfred Ashford dude. The fucking fucking blonde
01:05:05.659 --> 01:05:10.480
guy. Makes me think of that guy, dude. He ended
01:05:10.480 --> 01:05:13.090
up being a crossdresser. And Claire called him
01:05:13.090 --> 01:05:17.010
a fucking freak. And I kind of wonder how that's
01:05:17.010 --> 01:05:19.570
going to go down in the remake. We'll see if
01:05:19.570 --> 01:05:25.010
Capcom is based or not. What character is he
01:05:25.010 --> 01:05:28.510
talking about right now? A character from Code
01:05:28.510 --> 01:05:31.530
Veronica X. A game you have not played. Yeah,
01:05:31.530 --> 01:05:35.889
it was like I haven't played that game. Too badly,
01:05:35.889 --> 01:05:39.590
so you better play it. I know. I was like, we
01:05:39.590 --> 01:05:42.170
should do a What the Fuck Are You Playing? just
01:05:42.170 --> 01:05:46.090
like Resident Evil. Yeah. We actually have it
01:05:46.090 --> 01:05:48.809
on the Dreamcast. Or no, we have Code Veronica.
01:05:50.070 --> 01:05:56.090
Nice. It's probably just a coat, but he reminds
01:05:56.090 --> 01:06:00.369
me of Neil Patrick Harris from Starship Troopers.
01:06:03.090 --> 01:06:06.719
Welcome to Earth. abracadabra hell yeah this
01:06:06.719 --> 01:06:09.639
guy makes me think of danny mcbride he's girth
01:06:09.639 --> 01:06:11.880
brooks that's motherfucking girth brooks right
01:06:11.880 --> 01:06:15.280
there yeah if you tuned in danny mcbride so cool
01:06:15.280 --> 01:06:17.440
remember the miraculous story of bobby jones
01:06:17.440 --> 01:06:20.880
but goddamn those halloween movies fucking sucked
01:06:20.880 --> 01:06:24.739
anyways bobby jones has got girth brooks is cooler
01:06:24.739 --> 01:06:26.760
and it's just not something he's gonna shake
01:06:26.760 --> 01:06:32.360
out tonight also canadian much better story a
01:06:32.360 --> 01:06:35.440
vagrant a homeless man has been urinating in
01:06:35.440 --> 01:06:41.239
public. Oh, no. Assaulting passersby. Who would
01:06:41.239 --> 01:06:47.260
do such a thing? I know who. Do you? I can't
01:06:47.260 --> 01:06:50.039
wait to find out, girl. Oh, man, I love this
01:06:50.039 --> 01:06:53.099
guy. I think you don't know what the fuck you're
01:06:53.099 --> 01:06:57.840
doing. Earth is a legend. The way he, like, whipped
01:06:57.840 --> 01:07:32.539
his sunglasses off. He's got his ear pierced
01:07:32.539 --> 01:07:35.340
on the not gay side I showed you this fucking
01:07:35.340 --> 01:07:37.900
immaculate shot because I need you to know how
01:07:37.900 --> 01:07:40.179
to focus on the action. When you're telling a
01:07:40.179 --> 01:07:42.179
news story, you need to keep it interesting.
01:07:42.400 --> 01:07:46.320
You need to keep it fucking exciting. And, uh,
01:07:46.380 --> 01:07:48.639
I don't know if you're cut out for this, but
01:07:48.639 --> 01:07:51.960
I'm taking a real big chance on you, boy. Oh,
01:07:51.980 --> 01:07:54.300
I wonder if he got a pierced fur of this project.
01:07:56.360 --> 01:08:00.420
Oh, no, man. So I was the character. So I was
01:08:00.420 --> 01:08:04.619
peeing during your, like, A recap of the cast
01:08:04.619 --> 01:08:07.980
and all that. And so the guy that made this movie
01:08:07.980 --> 01:08:10.519
is the guy that's playing Garth Brooks? Correct.
01:08:10.940 --> 01:08:16.279
That's really cool. Hell yeah. I have a little
01:08:16.279 --> 01:08:19.180
tidbit about this scene right here too. Nice.
01:08:20.319 --> 01:08:28.020
He was really approaching young girls. So one
01:08:28.020 --> 01:08:31.180
of those girls is actually his girlfriend. Oh,
01:08:31.180 --> 01:08:41.850
wow. hell yeah chris let's make a movie where
01:08:41.850 --> 01:08:47.789
i beat the shit out of you i'm down that'd be
01:08:47.789 --> 01:08:53.069
cool to see i love it when stuff happens yeah
01:08:53.069 --> 01:09:00.409
man i made the only fans page I did. What the
01:09:00.409 --> 01:09:02.550
fuck are you fucking? I did. I swear to God,
01:09:02.569 --> 01:09:08.810
I did. He really did. Is it public? No, I mean,
01:09:08.909 --> 01:09:11.130
we haven't posted anything. He just made the
01:09:11.130 --> 01:09:13.390
page. I wanted to get the fucking name before
01:09:13.390 --> 01:09:15.569
anybody else did because, you know, we're a hot
01:09:15.569 --> 01:09:19.649
-ass fucking podcast. Yeah, apparently. Yeah,
01:09:19.750 --> 01:09:22.390
those 130 -something people are going to steal
01:09:22.390 --> 01:09:48.880
our ideal. Exactly. Our ideal. That's a pretty
01:09:48.880 --> 01:09:51.600
good idea I was gonna do like some cock stomping
01:09:51.600 --> 01:09:54.399
videos because I think I could take I think I
01:09:54.399 --> 01:09:59.409
could take a fucking stomp I think she's good
01:09:59.409 --> 01:10:02.350
to you, Daddy. I'm circumcised. I don't feel
01:10:02.350 --> 01:10:05.569
a thing. Yeah. I can fucking do lots of stuff
01:10:05.569 --> 01:10:10.810
to you, Daddy. I'll wrench that cum out of you.
01:10:10.930 --> 01:10:13.850
I have lots of pretty heels that I never wear
01:10:13.850 --> 01:10:20.550
anywhere. Exactly. Yeah. I love pretty heels.
01:10:21.630 --> 01:10:24.649
I was going to say, I just realized what the
01:10:24.649 --> 01:10:52.130
shirt's missing, Silas. Maybe in the baby bird
01:10:52.130 --> 01:10:59.289
feeding Rich is always coming with some bomb
01:10:59.289 --> 01:11:02.470
-ass shirt ideas, man. I know. Yeah, he needs
01:11:02.470 --> 01:11:04.890
to chill the fucking hell and they have so many
01:11:04.890 --> 01:11:09.270
fucking hands and so much fucking time. I mean,
01:11:09.289 --> 01:11:12.090
you could even sneak in a pair of heels on Paul.
01:11:13.329 --> 01:11:17.010
You probably wouldn't even notice it. That's
01:11:17.010 --> 01:11:33.579
true. We'll see. Brooks is. I love it so much.
01:11:33.600 --> 01:11:45.800
I can come anytime. He wears a condom at all
01:11:45.800 --> 01:12:02.279
times. Just fucking ready to go. Damn, this is
01:12:02.279 --> 01:12:04.439
looking like some shit I saw on a fucking live
01:12:04.439 --> 01:12:09.500
leak. Fucking... I'm scared. I'm scared. Somebody's
01:12:09.500 --> 01:12:25.119
gonna get shot to death right now. Why does this
01:12:25.119 --> 01:12:31.949
guy look like the dude from fucking Vsauce? He's
01:12:31.949 --> 01:12:38.289
about to do a pro gamer move, dude. He said,
01:12:38.390 --> 01:12:41.010
hey, Vsauce here. You guys want to know about
01:12:41.010 --> 01:12:45.369
fucking camel toe fucking lasagna flap fucking
01:12:45.369 --> 01:12:50.430
clams in the wild? Here's an infographic about
01:12:50.430 --> 01:13:00.000
it. That was gay. Thanks for that, Seth. You're
01:13:00.000 --> 01:13:07.840
welcome. I hate... I hate everything I've ever
01:13:07.840 --> 01:13:11.340
done. I inherited my grandmother's underwear?
01:13:15.279 --> 01:13:21.939
Yeah, he's like, yeah, I inherited my grandma's
01:13:21.939 --> 01:13:27.590
underwear. Hell yeah. Good for you, Garth Brooks.
01:13:27.890 --> 01:13:29.390
I want you to pretend you're the vagrant because
01:13:29.390 --> 01:13:31.750
I think this guy's long gone, alright? I think
01:13:31.750 --> 01:13:34.210
he ain't around. That's the truth. So I'm gonna
01:13:34.210 --> 01:13:36.829
come down there. Valerie's gonna get all scared.
01:13:37.310 --> 01:13:38.909
And I'm gonna come up and I'm gonna give you
01:13:38.909 --> 01:13:41.510
a couple fucking right hands, alright? I don't
01:13:41.510 --> 01:13:43.609
want you telling her jack shit about you being
01:13:43.609 --> 01:13:46.029
fucking homeless because as far as she needs
01:13:46.029 --> 01:14:01.880
to know, as far as I'm concerned... We're about
01:14:01.880 --> 01:14:07.619
to fake some footage of the vagrant. With a prostitute,
01:14:07.739 --> 01:14:13.060
maybe? I don't know. Oh, by the way, Lisa, you
01:14:13.060 --> 01:14:15.279
need to pay attention to the fashion sense coming
01:14:15.279 --> 01:14:19.579
up. Holy shit! That was motherfucking Carnie
01:14:19.579 --> 01:14:27.060
J! That was Carnie J! Goddamn! What a cameo.
01:14:31.079 --> 01:14:35.979
Damn you, David Dawson. We love Marty J. I love
01:14:35.979 --> 01:14:39.239
seeing the inclusion of John from Sick on Cinema.
01:14:40.000 --> 01:14:44.859
Next Halloween, you gotta plan out this costume
01:14:44.859 --> 01:14:51.979
right here. Okay. That is... Oh, she's scary.
01:14:53.159 --> 01:14:57.800
I don't like her. She got that Molly Moon thing
01:14:57.800 --> 01:15:00.359
going on, except she's also middle -aged. Makes
01:15:00.359 --> 01:15:05.840
her way less attractive. Oh my god. Hell yeah.
01:15:18.909 --> 01:15:21.850
This is Bev. She's been doing our sound. No formal
01:15:21.850 --> 01:15:23.310
training, you know, I've been showing her. Okay,
01:15:23.329 --> 01:15:26.289
well, let's get Bev in there. Yeah, Bev's very
01:15:26.289 --> 01:15:30.250
pretty. Yeah, Bev's pretty hot. Shout out to
01:15:30.250 --> 01:15:34.369
Bev. She's hot if she'd stop bugging her eyes
01:15:34.369 --> 01:15:41.770
out like that. What do you think about Gert?
01:15:42.329 --> 01:15:45.189
Gert's always hot. At all times. Gert is pretty
01:15:45.189 --> 01:15:50.689
hot. I mean, yeah, this girl is hot and like
01:15:50.689 --> 01:15:53.770
a what the fuck kind of way. Oh, I mean, if she'd
01:15:53.770 --> 01:15:58.170
calm down just a little bit, she'd be fine. Forget
01:15:58.170 --> 01:16:01.069
it, though, because I've seen some psycho shows
01:16:01.069 --> 01:16:03.930
on YouTube with girls that are like unconventionally
01:16:03.930 --> 01:16:06.569
hot. Oh, yeah, yeah. She reminds me of that.
01:16:07.109 --> 01:16:10.850
Eh, maybe. Like that fucking bunny girl or whoever
01:16:10.850 --> 01:16:13.850
she is who does all the fucking paranormal graveyard
01:16:13.850 --> 01:16:25.300
shit. I thought you meant like jelly rolls wife
01:16:25.300 --> 01:16:39.399
bunny Do you think women like really Do you think
01:16:39.399 --> 01:16:41.699
women like really like care about girth more
01:16:41.699 --> 01:16:56.409
than link yeah, yes You want to feel filled up
01:16:56.409 --> 01:16:58.390
you don't give a shit how deep it goes because
01:16:58.390 --> 01:17:00.869
you only have like three and a half inches At
01:17:00.869 --> 01:17:03.890
most to get that shit in there and then fucking
01:17:03.890 --> 01:17:06.270
you up. It's fucking hitting your cervix. That's
01:17:06.270 --> 01:17:10.869
not even comfy Okay Yeah, so honestly like black
01:17:10.869 --> 01:17:16.180
guys are actually the weaker race because their
01:17:16.180 --> 01:17:21.199
cocks are not meant for good, happy sex. Their
01:17:21.199 --> 01:17:24.300
cocks are meant for busting the fucking doors
01:17:24.300 --> 01:17:29.340
in like fucking the Trojan horse, dude. And it's
01:17:29.340 --> 01:17:32.420
inherently fucked up and broken and animalistic
01:17:32.420 --> 01:17:38.300
and evil. Yeah, they kind of... Honestly, big
01:17:38.300 --> 01:17:42.260
dicks kind of suck. Oh, okay, yeah, yeah. Silas,
01:17:42.260 --> 01:17:45.119
you talking about this while she's talking about
01:17:45.119 --> 01:18:04.909
newborn babies going missing just... Yeah. I
01:18:04.909 --> 01:18:16.600
have to say Chris I'm sorry Silas could pull
01:18:16.600 --> 01:18:19.380
it off, I think, way better than I could. Maybe.
01:18:19.520 --> 01:18:24.300
I'm sorry. Chris, who do you think could pull
01:18:24.300 --> 01:18:31.539
it off better? Lisa or Silas? Me? Yeah. Because
01:18:31.539 --> 01:18:37.880
I'm fat? I gotta go with Silas. I think Chris
01:18:37.880 --> 01:18:40.880
wants to see those guns, Silas. I think that's
01:18:40.880 --> 01:18:45.609
what it is. I've got no guns. He wants to make
01:18:45.609 --> 01:18:49.270
sure that you got the proper permit for those
01:18:49.270 --> 01:18:54.109
weapons. Dude, Silas could pull off the girth
01:18:54.109 --> 01:18:58.430
brooks. Easy. Yeah, dude. I could, but it's gonna
01:18:58.430 --> 01:19:10.630
be extra girth. Oh my god. Humiliate him for
01:19:10.630 --> 01:19:13.489
his life. God damn. I'm already on drink seven.
01:19:13.609 --> 01:19:17.970
We do this is fucking killing it You know I think
01:19:17.970 --> 01:19:20.390
that Jim Lackey and that sucky guy he was uh,
01:19:20.510 --> 01:19:23.890
he led that crusade he burned the fuckers down
01:19:23.890 --> 01:19:28.590
Wow, that's great Progressive momentum. She's
01:19:28.590 --> 01:19:36.189
freaky Gangly ass fucking analog Look at looking
01:19:36.189 --> 01:19:38.930
like the fucking Walton files, dude, man. I don't
01:19:38.930 --> 01:19:40.810
know if I can pull off that Halloween costume
01:19:55.670 --> 01:19:58.350
Nasty ass off yellow suit. I don't think you
01:19:58.350 --> 01:20:06.649
want to pull off because that's just awful. Fuck
01:20:06.649 --> 01:20:11.810
her for that honestly. That's a fucking assault
01:20:11.810 --> 01:20:21.310
to aesthetics. Leave it to a woman. Look at this
01:20:21.310 --> 01:20:27.779
dude. They found a teddy bear out in the woods.
01:20:27.880 --> 01:20:32.199
Is that Megan's teddy bear? I'm sorry, Amy's
01:20:32.199 --> 01:20:39.060
teddy bear. Amy's teddy bear. This is kind of
01:20:39.060 --> 01:20:43.279
a weird place, man. Why is he doing the fucking
01:20:43.279 --> 01:20:47.840
shaggy shit? I was about to say. This is kind
01:20:47.840 --> 01:21:05.359
of a weird place, man. my stupid little fucking
01:21:05.359 --> 01:21:23.289
hippie ass dude This doesn't seem right, man.
01:21:23.430 --> 01:21:35.670
Yeah. Yeah. Fuck off, Chris. You invited me on
01:21:35.670 --> 01:21:40.670
here. Fuck you. Thank you. It's the penance I
01:21:40.670 --> 01:21:47.869
pay. Yeah. Like you should. As you should. I'm
01:21:47.869 --> 01:21:54.500
here for it. He owns her now. Like every man
01:21:54.500 --> 01:21:56.920
should be allowed to do. I own your contract.
01:21:57.079 --> 01:22:00.239
I own your lives, man. Yes, dude. There you go,
01:22:00.239 --> 01:22:04.680
girl. That's what's fucked up, because the alt
01:22:04.680 --> 01:22:07.720
-right guys, they hate them. But the Jews are
01:22:07.720 --> 01:22:10.260
the reason that they are allowed to own women
01:22:10.260 --> 01:22:12.939
by contract. yeah i mean they're just that's
01:22:12.939 --> 01:22:17.760
all they want dude women are resources and commodities
01:22:17.760 --> 01:22:38.220
do you have a full range of human emotions and
01:22:38.220 --> 01:22:54.199
feelings No. Oh, that's not my cousin. Oh, man.
01:22:56.020 --> 01:23:04.680
Dude, I'm kind of scared. Yeah, we haven't said
01:23:04.680 --> 01:23:07.470
anything about the movie itself. Oh, they're
01:23:07.470 --> 01:23:09.829
looking for the bum. We sure haven't. They're
01:23:09.829 --> 01:23:11.609
looking for the bum. They're out in the woods.
01:23:12.130 --> 01:23:30.449
It's scary. Oh, bloody rag. Yeah, what's that
01:23:30.449 --> 01:23:32.989
bloody rag? You should come up here and conduct
01:23:32.989 --> 01:23:37.380
the interview for me. Think of it. As a test,
01:23:37.500 --> 01:23:40.420
why is she so crazy? I didn't mean to try and
01:23:40.420 --> 01:23:43.859
steal your story Just used to spearheading everything.
01:23:44.100 --> 01:23:47.899
I don't know. I think she's fine She's a little
01:23:47.899 --> 01:23:52.779
wild she's spraying at the edges dropping shit
01:24:06.319 --> 01:24:09.579
What should I say? It's an interview. Get him
01:24:09.579 --> 01:24:14.640
moved up. Oh, okay. Hello, sir. You're homeless.
01:24:15.060 --> 01:24:19.819
Why? You're a great startup question, dumbass.
01:24:20.119 --> 01:24:23.739
You're homeless. Why? I would like to know that.
01:24:24.000 --> 01:24:28.720
I think you're gonna have to go in there. Really?
01:24:30.180 --> 01:24:33.220
This is your 15 minutes. Get a seat. I'm gonna
01:24:33.220 --> 01:24:37.869
put her in a fucking... Pirates box. Pirates
01:24:37.869 --> 01:24:51.810
box. It's a merger. Oh, he's going in. And he
01:24:51.810 --> 01:24:56.529
doesn't care what you're wearing. Fucking golems
01:24:56.529 --> 01:25:00.989
in that fucking sewer, dude. Show him your balls.
01:25:02.029 --> 01:25:06.569
Show him his balls, dude. Do it. Oh, no. What's
01:25:06.569 --> 01:25:11.449
a fucking Macaulay Culkin do? Get it up in there.
01:25:16.029 --> 01:25:35.579
Get him. Get him his fucking head. Ugly girl.
01:25:36.880 --> 01:25:43.319
What the hell? I want to see her. Make it not
01:25:43.319 --> 01:25:53.079
in front of me. Whoa. His head. His head. She
01:25:53.079 --> 01:25:58.260
said, I'm ugly and in lime green. The bomb is
01:25:58.260 --> 01:26:02.020
peeing. Look at that dick. That's a dead dick
01:26:02.020 --> 01:26:09.220
right there. Splooging everywhere. That's awesome.
01:26:09.520 --> 01:26:17.220
That's actually awesome. Wow. Dude, I love movies
01:26:17.220 --> 01:26:20.100
that appeal to the male fantasy. Yeah, big fucking
01:26:20.100 --> 01:26:22.319
dicks just fucking spraying everywhere. Big fucking
01:26:22.319 --> 01:26:25.399
dicks splooging blood everywhere after they kill
01:26:25.399 --> 01:26:29.520
women. Yeah. That was girth. I wasn't a woman.
01:26:29.520 --> 01:26:35.539
He was beta enough to be a woman. Oh my god.
01:26:36.479 --> 01:26:40.819
No way. Girth is a manly man. He wears a condom
01:26:40.819 --> 01:26:43.920
at all times. That dude was fat and nasty and
01:26:43.920 --> 01:26:46.840
gay. He had a nasty ass little gay earring and
01:26:46.840 --> 01:26:49.319
his fucking not gay ear but it was gay as fuck.
01:26:49.640 --> 01:26:58.229
Fuck him. Fuck him. Kill Girth. Kill Girth. Condoms
01:26:58.229 --> 01:27:02.130
were like are like a women fucking uh, it's like
01:27:02.130 --> 01:27:06.510
a How much do you want to bet? Hey, hey, what?
01:27:07.229 --> 01:27:09.770
How much do you want to bet that stupid fucking
01:27:09.770 --> 01:27:13.170
little white cock boy said the fucking dead meat
01:27:13.170 --> 01:27:15.550
line because he wanted to appeal to the fucking
01:27:15.550 --> 01:27:21.029
dead meat fucking YouTube people Oh my god Fuck
01:27:21.029 --> 01:27:24.579
them Go get the keys from Bert's body Fuck them
01:27:24.579 --> 01:27:27.600
and fuck this. Just hurry. I'll distract you.
01:27:27.699 --> 01:27:29.760
I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. It's fine.
01:27:31.140 --> 01:27:34.560
She said hurry. Go get the keys from Girth's
01:27:34.560 --> 01:27:40.359
body. Play it around. Go get them keys. She's
01:27:40.359 --> 01:27:43.159
getting the car keys? Yeah, she's getting the
01:27:43.159 --> 01:27:45.960
keys. Oh no, that guy's dead. Yeah, his head
01:27:45.960 --> 01:27:48.939
was... That guy's so dead. His head is missing
01:27:48.939 --> 01:27:56.210
from his body. Yo, he's dead in blue denim. Yeah.
01:27:56.449 --> 01:28:00.310
You know what that means? He's fucking dead.
01:28:01.609 --> 01:28:07.289
That whole fucking... That whole sewer smells
01:28:07.289 --> 01:28:11.130
like cum right now, dude. My whole sewer smells
01:28:11.130 --> 01:28:15.829
like fucking nasty -ass little fucking goblin
01:28:15.829 --> 01:28:24.770
cum, dude. But also, it smells like fucking nasty
01:28:24.770 --> 01:28:28.229
-ass fucking yummy -ass fucking little co -ed
01:28:28.229 --> 01:28:31.069
cum, dude. Like fucking black co -ed cum, dude.
01:28:31.630 --> 01:28:36.550
What is that? That's crazy. That's a fucking
01:28:36.550 --> 01:28:40.750
skeleton. I gotta get more boots. A puking skeleton.
01:28:40.789 --> 01:28:43.250
Yeah, it's like puking all over him. Puke on
01:28:43.250 --> 01:28:46.489
him, baby. Do that. I'm gonna be your back. Oh,
01:28:46.710 --> 01:29:02.199
axe to the arm. Guys come on. I know a way out.
01:29:02.840 --> 01:29:10.840
Okay Let's see. No, that's the bum It's not the
01:29:10.840 --> 01:29:14.680
way out don't go in there again Oh green suits
01:29:14.680 --> 01:29:26.979
got a gun Oh, fucking Beyonce in the house. I'm
01:29:26.979 --> 01:29:33.880
a survivor. Keep on surviving. Man, we pegged
01:29:33.880 --> 01:29:46.119
her, man. She's fucking crazy, dude. Oh, okay.
01:29:50.960 --> 01:29:54.119
Yep, she sure is gonna shoot you. She is gonna
01:29:54.119 --> 01:29:59.720
shoot you, yeah. Unlike girth, I'm not one for
01:29:59.720 --> 01:30:05.800
empty promises. However, I must digress. I need
01:30:05.800 --> 01:30:28.289
to use you once more. the bum's den it's a it's
01:30:28.289 --> 01:30:30.770
a hell hole man there's blood dripping from the
01:30:30.770 --> 01:30:35.109
walls and the bum's lighting torches he's crazy
01:30:35.109 --> 01:30:54.609
man yeah barrel fire Oh, this is attracting all
01:30:54.609 --> 01:31:02.710
the other bombs. Oh, there's a baby. Going in
01:31:02.710 --> 01:31:20.899
the barrel fire. Oh. Cooking up dinner. Oh, he's
01:31:20.899 --> 01:31:24.000
got a fucking eyeball in his forehead. These
01:31:24.000 --> 01:31:30.899
bums are out of control. Cooking dinner. Fuck
01:31:30.899 --> 01:31:33.500
you, I'm worldwide and there's nothing you can
01:31:33.500 --> 01:31:37.000
do to stop me. Yeah. Fuck you, we're worldwide.
01:31:37.420 --> 01:31:43.659
Worldwide. She is so ugly, dude. I hate that
01:31:43.659 --> 01:31:49.489
girl. What's this guy? That's the bum. That's
01:31:49.489 --> 01:31:53.069
the bum? Yeah. Well, thank God. I hope he's ripping
01:31:53.069 --> 01:31:55.149
apart that fucking ugly bitch in the fucking
01:31:55.149 --> 01:31:57.890
green. Yeah, you just split her in two. Yeah.
01:31:58.109 --> 01:32:04.449
Hell yeah. With an X. That's awesome. She deserved
01:32:04.449 --> 01:32:21.539
it because she's ugly. Still chopping. She's
01:32:21.539 --> 01:32:48.479
getting her just desserts What happens when you
01:32:48.479 --> 01:32:56.930
have digital distortion Who's at school? This
01:32:56.930 --> 01:33:01.369
is scary. This is scary, Quist. Yeah, we're on
01:33:01.369 --> 01:33:04.149
the pot farm now. I don't like it. I don't like
01:33:04.149 --> 01:33:09.770
it. What do I do? I'm scared. Cover your eyes,
01:33:09.890 --> 01:33:31.180
little piggy boy. Who wants baby tuckies? God
01:33:31.180 --> 01:33:42.420
damn it. Talk of my little baby cunt. Baby. Oh,
01:33:42.619 --> 01:33:49.859
I'm over it. That was gay as fuck. Don't even
01:33:49.859 --> 01:34:06.250
include that. Goddamn. You're fine. Calm down.
01:34:06.649 --> 01:34:12.630
You also have to listen extra careful. Yeah.
01:34:13.890 --> 01:34:20.449
Gotta really comb through this one. No, it's
01:34:20.449 --> 01:34:22.710
fine. You didn't do it in the last one. It was
01:34:22.710 --> 01:34:29.609
extra funny because of that. Have you seen my
01:34:29.609 --> 01:35:07.119
baby? Those animals came into my home That's
01:35:07.119 --> 01:35:09.939
him right there, dude. This is a royalty ass.
01:35:36.939 --> 01:35:44.800
This is my family guy. That's our family. I love.
01:35:50.699 --> 01:36:18.669
It's so crazy. Yeah, we're getting wild. I've
01:36:18.669 --> 01:36:21.729
got a little red rocket right now. I always have
01:36:21.729 --> 01:36:26.989
a little red rocket on this show. My little piggy
01:36:26.989 --> 01:36:29.970
pug boy cock fucking dog cock comes right out.
01:36:31.529 --> 01:36:34.409
Hell yeah, dude. I have a little red spiral,
01:36:34.670 --> 01:36:37.420
dude. I can't look at that guy without seeing
01:36:37.420 --> 01:36:40.439
Deputy Dewey now, though. Because he is Deputy
01:36:40.439 --> 01:36:43.600
Dewey. I can't look at that guy without seeing
01:36:43.600 --> 01:36:56.180
my little viral pig cock. Oh, God. Psychonaut
01:36:56.180 --> 01:36:59.460
flask now available, except it's not. Fuck you.
01:37:00.819 --> 01:37:07.090
Hell yeah. Fuck everybody. Yeah. all of you.
01:37:07.529 --> 01:37:17.470
Especially Wood River. You ain't ever Psychonaut
01:37:17.470 --> 01:37:27.590
worked in fucking Wood River. You're gonna see
01:37:27.590 --> 01:37:29.930
like 18 people from Wood River all of a sudden
01:37:29.930 --> 01:37:32.010
sharing their Spotify list showing this podcast
01:37:32.010 --> 01:37:37.800
as number one. I won't share it. I will never
01:37:37.800 --> 01:37:41.119
share it. Wood River. Kill him. Shoot him in
01:37:41.119 --> 01:37:46.460
the head. What the fuck? They're just messing
01:37:46.460 --> 01:37:50.979
around, Wood River. Lynch him like some fucking
01:37:50.979 --> 01:37:58.359
North defectors. Chris, next time you go to some
01:37:58.359 --> 01:38:00.079
wasteland and you're passing through there, you're
01:38:00.079 --> 01:38:01.859
going to see, like, wanted posters with that.
01:38:02.000 --> 01:38:07.159
With the t -shirt design on it. Yeah. Careful
01:38:07.159 --> 01:38:16.060
going in the wood river. Fuck wood river. Oh,
01:38:16.060 --> 01:38:24.319
man. You hear that shit? Finding. Processing.
01:38:25.100 --> 01:38:45.979
Crazy. Oh no, Wesker's getting killed now. Wesker
01:38:45.979 --> 01:38:50.100
got fucking hit by the bomb. That's Wesker right
01:38:50.100 --> 01:39:05.159
there. Resident Evil. Yeah. Sure is. Oh, he's
01:39:05.159 --> 01:39:09.880
scary. Yeah. He's so scary. He's the bum. I'm
01:39:09.880 --> 01:39:13.460
so scared. I'm so scared of Wesker. I'm scared.
01:39:15.520 --> 01:39:18.680
We're going to fucking cover Wesker in gasoline.
01:39:19.539 --> 01:39:31.399
Cover me in gasoline. Wesker got burnt alive.
01:39:31.979 --> 01:39:35.039
I'm going to get you burnt alive if I'm Wesker.
01:39:44.170 --> 01:39:46.090
So sorry, this is definitely down for a blip.
01:39:46.609 --> 01:39:56.529
I'm down for what? With the league? What's that
01:39:56.529 --> 01:40:02.850
even mean? I know it's been two and a half hours
01:40:02.850 --> 01:40:08.390
since we talked about it. The league? I don't
01:40:08.390 --> 01:40:14.659
know what that is. He's got memory loss, man.
01:40:15.439 --> 01:40:19.039
What are you talking about? Silas right now on
01:40:19.039 --> 01:40:23.359
the screen. Warning, no battery. Yeah. Oh, wow.
01:40:23.380 --> 01:40:25.840
That was it? Was that it? That's it. That was
01:40:25.840 --> 01:40:32.539
it? Wow. That's crazy. That was boring. Wow.
01:40:36.880 --> 01:40:41.020
That was like. A kind of abrupt ending there.
01:40:41.300 --> 01:40:44.760
Damn, that was kind of like... That's found footage
01:40:44.760 --> 01:40:47.460
for you, man. Yeah, I know. That's found footage
01:40:47.460 --> 01:40:55.819
for you. It is. So, on the girth or length, how
01:40:55.819 --> 01:41:02.039
do you rate this film? Silas? What now? I said
01:41:02.039 --> 01:41:04.180
on girth or length, how do you rate this film,
01:41:04.220 --> 01:41:09.159
Silas? Girth or length? Yeah. This was all length,
01:41:09.220 --> 01:41:13.000
no girth. Oh. Oh, man. We've established that
01:41:13.000 --> 01:41:16.479
that is bad. I didn't like it. I thought it was
01:41:16.479 --> 01:41:22.060
kind of whatever. KPH. You're also grandhammered.
01:41:22.060 --> 01:41:24.159
I don't think you fucking watched a fucking piece
01:41:24.159 --> 01:41:28.960
of it. You didn't watch the movie. I can say
01:41:28.960 --> 01:41:31.340
whatever I fucking want about it. You have my
01:41:31.340 --> 01:41:34.600
fucking opinion. You have my fucking opinion,
01:41:34.600 --> 01:41:38.239
you fucking stupid fuck. Shut up! you asked me
01:41:38.239 --> 01:41:40.880
for my fucking opinion you're gonna ask me for
01:41:40.880 --> 01:41:43.439
my fucking opinion then immediately as soon as
01:41:43.439 --> 01:41:47.199
i get it you'll be like oh that's wrong oh you're
01:41:47.199 --> 01:41:51.260
fucking gay eat shit you fucking stupid ass fucking
01:41:51.260 --> 01:41:54.399
cunt i can say whatever the fuck i want about
01:41:54.399 --> 01:41:57.800
it guess what this movie was boring Okay. You
01:41:57.800 --> 01:41:59.699
know why it was boring? Because it was just a
01:41:59.699 --> 01:42:02.079
bunch of fucking glitch edit fucking nonsense
01:42:02.079 --> 01:42:06.180
with fucking, ooh, I think a scary thing's happening.
01:42:06.619 --> 01:42:09.920
Glitch, glitch, glitch. Ooh, it's over. Glitch,
01:42:09.920 --> 01:42:13.239
glitch, glitch. Ooh, another spooky thing happens.
01:42:13.699 --> 01:42:17.020
Glitch, glitch, glitch. Ooh! Actually, I don't
01:42:17.020 --> 01:42:19.600
remember. I wasn't paying any fucking, I was
01:42:19.600 --> 01:42:22.020
too drunk to pay attention. I know. I know you
01:42:22.020 --> 01:42:28.159
were. 20 minutes deep into a Middle East diatribe
01:42:28.159 --> 01:42:31.319
for like half the movie. I hate the Middle East,
01:42:31.340 --> 01:42:37.939
dude. We can tell. That was bum. That was bum.
01:42:38.239 --> 01:42:41.279
We watched a movie tonight. We did watch a movie,
01:42:41.420 --> 01:42:46.899
although we are very drunk. We don't know what
01:42:46.899 --> 01:42:51.460
happened to the rest of it. Yeah. What did you
01:42:51.460 --> 01:42:54.300
guys think of the movie? We heard Silas' opinion.
01:42:54.600 --> 01:42:58.239
It was whatever. I can't remember a jack shit
01:42:58.239 --> 01:43:01.199
about it except that it was mad as fuck. Alright.
01:43:02.199 --> 01:43:06.439
I didn't hate it. I thought it was okay. I would
01:43:06.439 --> 01:43:09.140
like to watch it again when I'm not super drunk.
01:43:09.420 --> 01:43:16.479
What happened in that movie? Um... A camera crew
01:43:16.479 --> 01:43:22.689
goes to find a bum that is, you know... He's
01:43:22.689 --> 01:43:25.829
a nasty little monster. Yeah. Okay. The bum.
01:43:26.149 --> 01:43:29.569
He goes, I'm a little bum. I'm a nasty little
01:43:29.569 --> 01:43:33.489
monster. I'm the bum. Yeah. The bum, which you're
01:43:33.489 --> 01:43:35.569
thinking is like a homeless person. It's actually,
01:43:35.630 --> 01:43:38.170
you know. It's actually a nasty little monster.
01:43:38.270 --> 01:43:40.750
He's a monster. A nasty little bum monster. A
01:43:40.750 --> 01:43:43.210
nasty little bum, dude. He's hiding out in the
01:43:43.210 --> 01:43:46.369
sewers. He's going to eat your ass because he's
01:43:46.369 --> 01:43:48.210
a little bum. He will eat your ass. And he's
01:43:48.210 --> 01:43:51.050
got a big dick. And it sprays blood everywhere.
01:43:51.770 --> 01:43:54.930
He severs heads, he cooks babies, and he kills
01:43:54.930 --> 01:44:01.750
people. I sure like this more. Yeah. Because
01:44:01.750 --> 01:44:06.430
he's everything I want to be. Yeah. Yeah. I think
01:44:06.430 --> 01:44:08.210
it was the baby in the barrel scene that took
01:44:08.210 --> 01:44:13.630
you out of it, Silas. I don't remember that even
01:44:13.630 --> 01:44:18.210
a little bit. You were thinking Megan. you were
01:44:18.210 --> 01:44:22.449
you were megan is missing makes me comment wood
01:44:22.449 --> 01:44:27.010
river i feel like i'm calling up the code words
01:44:27.010 --> 01:44:31.369
for like winter soldier right now do you ever
01:44:31.369 --> 01:44:35.470
think about the toy box killer and his hot ass
01:44:35.470 --> 01:44:38.869
his hot ass monologue he used to play girls on
01:44:38.869 --> 01:44:42.310
his fucking tapes oh my god that shit made me
01:44:42.310 --> 01:44:45.880
fucking rock motherfucking hard I do not think
01:44:45.880 --> 01:44:48.199
about that because I really don't even know what
01:44:48.199 --> 01:44:51.399
that is because I'm not into true crime shit.
01:44:52.180 --> 01:44:54.840
Okay, well, fuck you, Lisa. You should get into
01:44:54.840 --> 01:44:58.079
it. You know why? Because it would make you a
01:44:58.079 --> 01:45:01.659
lot cooler and down and cool as a chick because
01:45:01.659 --> 01:45:05.279
you would be into fucked up evil bullshit that
01:45:05.279 --> 01:45:08.619
men like to put onto you and you'd be like, oh,
01:45:08.680 --> 01:45:12.399
this is super cool. I should get into this. And
01:45:12.399 --> 01:45:15.600
then you get into it and you'd be like, hell
01:45:15.600 --> 01:45:20.979
yeah. Oh, man. Listen, I can't. I can't. If you're
01:45:20.979 --> 01:45:23.800
watching a drinking game, every single time you
01:45:23.800 --> 01:45:27.539
think there might be an edit, take a drink. What?
01:45:27.640 --> 01:45:31.000
If you survive the episode, reach out to Silas,
01:45:31.000 --> 01:45:33.479
you'll get a free t -shirt. Listen. Shut up.
01:45:33.539 --> 01:45:40.020
That's why. Let's fucking take it down a notch,
01:45:40.020 --> 01:45:46.189
all right? Fuck you too, Chris. No, this is why
01:45:46.189 --> 01:45:48.789
I like to listen to the episodes because I never
01:45:48.789 --> 01:45:51.750
know what's going to get left in and what's not
01:45:51.750 --> 01:45:58.189
going to get left in. It's so good. Silas is
01:45:58.189 --> 01:46:00.850
fucking what the fuck? I can't hear what you
01:46:00.850 --> 01:46:03.590
say, Rich, because your stupid fucking low voice
01:46:03.590 --> 01:46:06.430
bullshit makes me unable to understand half of
01:46:06.430 --> 01:46:07.369
what you say. Or because you're talking over
01:46:07.369 --> 01:46:18.000
him. How about that? Anyway. You know, I actually
01:46:18.000 --> 01:46:20.640
kind of like the movie. I like the character
01:46:20.640 --> 01:46:26.060
of Girth Brooks. It's unfortunate he died, you
01:46:26.060 --> 01:46:33.380
know, early in the film. Shut the fuck up, Rich.
01:46:33.579 --> 01:46:38.739
I like the character of Girth Brooks. It's a
01:46:38.739 --> 01:46:42.010
shame he fucking died so early. uh so i think
01:46:42.010 --> 01:46:45.069
silas did have a point that i think a lot he
01:46:45.069 --> 01:46:52.010
died at like the very end he didn't but oh okay
01:46:52.010 --> 01:47:07.279
hey Shut up. I don't know what happened in this
01:47:07.279 --> 01:47:09.439
movie. I'm going to let them do their thing.
01:47:09.619 --> 01:47:12.260
I'm going to pretend I know what's up when it's
01:47:12.260 --> 01:47:14.979
time for me to rate it. Calm down otherwise.
01:47:15.220 --> 01:47:17.939
Let them do it. If any mutilation should happen,
01:47:18.060 --> 01:47:20.800
I think it should be gentle. You know, I think
01:47:20.800 --> 01:47:27.100
Silas did have a point that a lot of the distortion
01:47:27.100 --> 01:47:30.819
and glitch effects were digital. And, you know,
01:47:30.960 --> 01:47:35.939
we like to see. Some good old -fashioned VHS
01:47:35.939 --> 01:47:40.920
staticky graininess. I'm not as good as picking
01:47:40.920 --> 01:47:45.819
up on it as some of my fucking bros like Silas
01:47:45.819 --> 01:47:49.239
and Bones. They are not digital effects. Chris
01:47:49.239 --> 01:47:51.699
and Silas are idiots. But, you know, I'm getting
01:47:51.699 --> 01:47:56.260
better at it. And, you know, I noticed it on
01:47:56.260 --> 01:47:58.619
this one. Can you see me? Yeah, I can see you.
01:47:58.699 --> 01:48:09.520
I can see everything you fucking do. I'm being
01:48:09.520 --> 01:48:14.479
fucking Cobra now. I'll be like Yeah, you are
01:48:14.479 --> 01:48:17.319
you are all right, we're just gonna move the
01:48:17.319 --> 01:48:27.600
fuck on What I got a piss and get some fucking
01:48:27.600 --> 01:48:33.260
beers and I'm really sorry for this Shut up.
01:48:33.779 --> 01:48:37.500
God damn it. Lisa, give me a starting what the
01:48:37.500 --> 01:48:40.260
fuck moment. Oh, okay. I'm going to get a fucking
01:48:40.260 --> 01:48:44.840
fuck you jail fucker. Fucking stupid ass fuck.
01:48:45.560 --> 01:48:49.880
Alright, well half the podcast is going to leave.
01:48:51.079 --> 01:48:57.600
Lisa, we're alone again. I know. Now that we're
01:48:57.600 --> 01:49:01.539
the only adults in the room. Yeah. Go ahead and
01:49:01.539 --> 01:49:06.239
give us your rating, whether it's girth or like.
01:49:07.300 --> 01:49:11.199
Yeah, I think I would have to go with girth.
01:49:12.600 --> 01:49:15.939
That's better, right? I'll take your word for
01:49:15.939 --> 01:49:20.399
it. I know Chris left and said, give me your
01:49:20.399 --> 01:49:22.359
star rating and what the fuck moment. I don't
01:49:22.359 --> 01:49:25.819
know if I'm supposed to continue or not. Let's
01:49:25.819 --> 01:49:28.140
go for it. You can change it three or four times.
01:49:28.260 --> 01:49:29.680
I mean, Chris is going to have plenty of editing
01:49:29.680 --> 01:49:35.489
to do anyways. Yeah, for sure. He always does.
01:49:35.869 --> 01:49:38.050
This episode is going to be like 25 minutes and
01:49:38.050 --> 01:49:45.010
only five hours to record. Yeah. Oh, man. All
01:49:45.010 --> 01:49:49.250
right. I guess now that Chris is back, I'll say
01:49:49.250 --> 01:49:52.930
my star rating, I think, is going to be three
01:49:52.930 --> 01:49:59.619
stars. Okay. I kind of liked it. I would like
01:49:59.619 --> 01:50:02.279
to watch it again, and I probably will watch
01:50:02.279 --> 01:50:05.640
it again when I'm not so drunk and when we don't
01:50:05.640 --> 01:50:08.659
have Silas here. Oh, yeah. It was a rough watch.
01:50:08.659 --> 01:50:13.060
It was a rough watch, guys. God damn. I think
01:50:13.060 --> 01:50:16.920
the Middle East intermission interviews that
01:50:16.920 --> 01:50:20.039
we got just sort of derailed everything, and
01:50:20.039 --> 01:50:23.119
so nobody knew what was going on. All of a sudden,
01:50:23.199 --> 01:50:25.239
it's like, oh, wait, there's blood everywhere.
01:50:25.380 --> 01:50:28.640
Oh, he's dead? Wait, what happened? oh where'd
01:50:28.640 --> 01:50:31.779
this guy come from what's the risk you take here
01:50:31.779 --> 01:50:33.539
on what the fuck are you watching you never know
01:50:33.539 --> 01:50:35.979
what you're gonna get you yeah you never fucking
01:50:35.979 --> 01:50:39.760
know what's gonna happen here um usually i'm
01:50:39.760 --> 01:50:42.359
here to be the voice of reason but i'm drunk
01:50:42.359 --> 01:50:46.500
tonight too so this is where we're at you're
01:50:46.500 --> 01:50:47.979
the only thing holding this show together at
01:50:47.979 --> 01:50:51.920
least yeah um so yeah i think my star rating
01:50:51.920 --> 01:50:57.670
is gonna be three stars and um man I really wanted
01:50:57.670 --> 01:51:00.470
to say that my what the fuck moment is Girth
01:51:00.470 --> 01:51:05.289
Brooks dying. Yeah. And Chris, like, just went
01:51:05.289 --> 01:51:09.930
on and on about how he died so early. Yeah. And
01:51:09.930 --> 01:51:11.829
I was like, damn it, that's my what the fuck
01:51:11.829 --> 01:51:14.689
moment. You can take it. Yeah. I know. I don't
01:51:14.689 --> 01:51:17.750
think, even when I watched it originally, it
01:51:17.750 --> 01:51:22.109
was like, wait, he's dead already? Yeah. And
01:51:22.109 --> 01:51:24.930
it was like, it's about, like, maybe not quite
01:51:24.930 --> 01:51:27.079
three quarters of the way through. Yeah, that's
01:51:27.079 --> 01:51:29.039
what I was going to say. A little over halfway,
01:51:29.319 --> 01:51:34.220
maybe. But it still feels so soon. There is talk
01:51:34.220 --> 01:51:37.199
that he will make an appearance again at some
01:51:37.199 --> 01:51:44.359
point. Wow. I won't even ask. That's so funny.
01:51:44.359 --> 01:51:48.399
Do I need to make another episode title? We just
01:51:48.399 --> 01:51:50.439
got a message from Chloe that says, do I need
01:51:50.439 --> 01:51:53.460
to tard wrestle the alcohol from Silas, or is
01:51:53.460 --> 01:52:00.409
he okay? Yeah, that's great. I mean, it's fine.
01:52:00.630 --> 01:52:02.810
We're all drunk. Who cares? We're just gonna
01:52:02.810 --> 01:52:17.630
fucking roll. Yeah. Oh, man. But yeah, I don't
01:52:17.630 --> 01:52:20.210
know. Like, yeah, like you said, it's maybe like.
01:52:20.879 --> 01:52:23.140
it's maybe like three quarters of the way through
01:52:23.140 --> 01:52:26.060
the movie when girth brooks dies but it still
01:52:26.060 --> 01:52:31.779
feels so soon yeah i mean it's it's one of those
01:52:31.779 --> 01:52:34.199
things that like you spend so much time with
01:52:34.199 --> 01:52:36.100
him and with that character that it's like all
01:52:36.100 --> 01:52:38.100
of a sudden now you're like wait who do i latch
01:52:38.100 --> 01:52:43.300
on to yeah chaos after that yeah and then obviously
01:52:43.300 --> 01:52:45.520
the next character you guys latched on to is
01:52:45.520 --> 01:52:47.899
of course you know we'll call him officer not
01:52:47.899 --> 01:52:52.149
quite dewey which i mean he was he was one of
01:52:52.149 --> 01:52:53.850
my he was one of the things that stood out to
01:52:53.850 --> 01:52:55.850
me in the trailer when i saw the trailer originally
01:52:55.850 --> 01:52:59.510
too so yeah yeah motherfucking dewey in the house
01:52:59.510 --> 01:53:03.550
but yeah no i loved girth brooks and i was so
01:53:03.550 --> 01:53:07.890
sad that he died and yeah i had it written down
01:53:07.890 --> 01:53:11.949
like my what the fuck moment was either just
01:53:11.949 --> 01:53:16.050
like him dying or like the bum ripping his head
01:53:16.050 --> 01:53:19.760
off and throwing it And then jerking off afterwards.
01:53:20.119 --> 01:53:27.239
Yeah. Yeah. Silas. What? What's your star rating
01:53:27.239 --> 01:53:31.220
in what the fuck moment? This gets a three. This
01:53:31.220 --> 01:53:34.840
gets a three star. All right. Three star. Three
01:53:34.840 --> 01:53:37.159
star from Silas. I know. Silas was like, fuck
01:53:37.159 --> 01:53:39.180
this movie. And I was like, oh, I thought it
01:53:39.180 --> 01:53:41.260
was pretty good. And we gave it the same rating.
01:53:41.979 --> 01:53:44.420
He's going one eye at this point. He's going
01:53:44.420 --> 01:53:47.029
one eye at this point. Yeah, we've seen that.
01:53:47.449 --> 01:53:51.670
I am one eye at this point. I'm so happy Chris
01:53:51.670 --> 01:53:56.670
can clock it. You can clock it? That's crazy.
01:53:56.869 --> 01:53:59.850
You're all one eye at this point. I'm all one
01:53:59.850 --> 01:54:03.130
eye. You can tell when you look at him. Yeah,
01:54:03.149 --> 01:54:05.229
you got to tell. You got the all one eye going,
01:54:05.390 --> 01:54:08.789
dude. What's your what the fuck moment, man?
01:54:09.170 --> 01:54:12.909
I don't fucking know. Some fucking stupid bullshit
01:54:12.909 --> 01:54:16.939
that happened in the fucking movie, dude. Help
01:54:16.939 --> 01:54:19.819
me out. What do you remember most from the movie?
01:54:19.939 --> 01:54:24.420
I have no idea. What do I recall watching? I
01:54:24.420 --> 01:54:26.579
mean, if I were to take a guess, your favorite
01:54:26.579 --> 01:54:29.920
part was when the bum basically jerks off in
01:54:29.920 --> 01:54:33.979
front of the camera. That is so cool. I love
01:54:33.979 --> 01:54:37.159
that so much. I love when that is my what the
01:54:37.159 --> 01:54:42.760
fuck moment. My star rating is three stars. Hell
01:54:42.760 --> 01:54:46.079
yeah. Thanks for that, Silas. Good job, Silas.
01:54:46.399 --> 01:54:48.779
All right, Rich. What's your star rating and
01:54:48.779 --> 01:54:53.520
what the fuck moment? For me, my rating, I give
01:54:53.520 --> 01:54:57.180
it four. Okay. Hell yeah. And the reason why
01:54:57.180 --> 01:54:59.960
I give it four is because I think, honestly,
01:55:00.119 --> 01:55:02.159
the Gertrude's character stands out the most.
01:55:02.180 --> 01:55:04.840
Like I said, I mean, he carries it, but then
01:55:04.840 --> 01:55:08.439
obviously when he unexpectedly is taken out of
01:55:08.439 --> 01:55:10.859
the picture, you're thrown into sheer chaos.
01:55:11.399 --> 01:55:15.210
Yeah. And I think that's where something where
01:55:15.210 --> 01:55:16.750
either it's going to lose people or people are
01:55:16.750 --> 01:55:18.050
just going to be like, okay, I'm along for the
01:55:18.050 --> 01:55:20.489
ride at this point. And it does end up being
01:55:20.489 --> 01:55:23.350
sort of fun seeing what happens. But I know with
01:55:23.350 --> 01:55:25.590
the chaos of everything going on with the podcast,
01:55:25.750 --> 01:55:27.470
it made it hard to sort of follow what happened.
01:55:28.149 --> 01:55:31.989
All of us sort of had that, wait, he's dead?
01:55:33.130 --> 01:55:35.069
What's going on? And all of a sudden it's like,
01:55:35.210 --> 01:55:38.109
wait, what is he? What? And the next thing you
01:55:38.109 --> 01:55:39.850
know, it's like, okay, who do I latch on to?
01:55:40.329 --> 01:55:43.369
Like I was talking to Lisa about was, you know,
01:55:43.369 --> 01:55:46.029
the first thing you guys saw was obviously the
01:55:46.029 --> 01:55:48.989
crazy cop, you know, AKA, you know, not quite
01:55:48.989 --> 01:55:54.609
Dewey. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I love that because
01:55:54.609 --> 01:55:58.510
you're, you're also, you're simultaneously deep
01:55:58.510 --> 01:56:03.210
voiced and annoying and not a part of the conversation
01:56:03.210 --> 01:56:08.760
conversation. And so I'm just like, damn. This
01:56:08.760 --> 01:56:12.779
is an annoying John right here. That's what's
01:56:12.779 --> 01:56:17.840
going on. This John right here. I love you, Silas.
01:56:18.500 --> 01:56:21.239
Yeah, I love you too, Rich. Why don't you fucking
01:56:21.239 --> 01:56:26.180
calm down and let me give you my yummy, yummy,
01:56:26.220 --> 01:56:29.500
come for me, little nummy, nummy little shirt.
01:56:30.100 --> 01:56:32.180
Give me until the end of the weekend and you
01:56:32.180 --> 01:56:35.939
got it. How about that? There we go. All right.
01:56:36.100 --> 01:56:38.239
And then if you ever get an opportunity to make
01:56:38.239 --> 01:56:42.659
a candy, you know what to name it. Super nummy,
01:56:42.659 --> 01:56:46.500
nummy, nummy, nummy, nummy. Yeah. I come and
01:56:46.500 --> 01:56:50.920
I fart my shit. What about you, Chris? What's
01:56:50.920 --> 01:56:54.079
your star rating and what the fuck moment? Did
01:56:54.079 --> 01:56:57.180
we get a what the fuck from Rich? Oh. all right
01:56:57.180 --> 01:56:59.479
for me i think i think the biggest what the moment
01:56:59.479 --> 01:57:03.079
has to be the fact that you find out that the
01:57:03.079 --> 01:57:09.399
sound girl her family is the homeless mutants
01:57:09.399 --> 01:57:14.260
under the under the overpass yeah i mean all
01:57:14.260 --> 01:57:16.460
of us i'm sure thought that she she was dead
01:57:16.460 --> 01:57:19.279
after she got shot in the leg yeah and all of
01:57:19.279 --> 01:57:22.100
a sudden they were chased and disappeared i'm
01:57:22.100 --> 01:57:23.800
glad you brought that up because i barely caught
01:57:23.800 --> 01:57:27.479
that but yeah That's the Wood River. That's the
01:57:27.479 --> 01:57:32.899
fucking Wood River fucking got me, man. You guys
01:57:32.899 --> 01:57:34.840
are going to have like 150 people listening from
01:57:34.840 --> 01:57:39.859
Wood River next week. Yeah. Fuck Wood River.
01:57:40.960 --> 01:57:44.800
He's lying. We love you, Wood River. Fuck you.
01:57:45.279 --> 01:57:47.600
Share those ends of your Spotify number ones.
01:57:47.859 --> 01:57:51.819
Yeah. Yeah. I think I really want to give this
01:57:51.819 --> 01:58:00.819
one a... 3 .5. Okay. That's one I really, I do
01:58:00.819 --> 01:58:03.359
think I need to watch it again. Just because
01:58:03.359 --> 01:58:05.979
it was a little wild tonight. We got a little
01:58:05.979 --> 01:58:10.819
crazy. That's on us. That is on us. I apologize.
01:58:11.100 --> 01:58:16.260
We all got drunk and that's a problem. Someone
01:58:16.260 --> 01:58:19.100
has to be the sober one here. Yeah, we need a
01:58:19.100 --> 01:58:23.170
DD. We got a little too drunk. We all got bummed.
01:58:23.210 --> 01:58:26.890
Yeah, we got bummed. We bummed ourselves. I just
01:58:26.890 --> 01:58:29.550
decided that tonight is not my fucking night
01:58:29.550 --> 01:58:33.529
to be the sober one. Right. I love that so much,
01:58:33.609 --> 01:58:37.430
Lisa. I love that for you. That's about time.
01:58:37.670 --> 01:58:40.470
Yeah. I'm glad we did it with a short movie.
01:58:40.590 --> 01:58:44.029
Thank you, Anthony Leroy, for making a movie
01:58:44.029 --> 01:58:47.909
that's not oppressively long. Yeah, and for playing
01:58:47.909 --> 01:58:51.029
fucking Girth Brooks. Yeah. shout out to girth
01:58:51.029 --> 01:58:55.449
brooks uh i think my what the fuck moment it's
01:58:55.449 --> 01:58:59.170
got it's the dick it's the big fucking bum dick
01:58:59.170 --> 01:59:01.869
that is shooting blood everywhere i know i'm
01:59:01.869 --> 01:59:07.289
taking fucking silas's but god damn that i mean
01:59:07.289 --> 01:59:09.869
this is the shirt debut episode so it only makes
01:59:09.869 --> 01:59:11.390
sense that you choose something that you guys
01:59:11.390 --> 01:59:13.329
would both want to put your hands on yeah that
01:59:13.329 --> 01:59:15.970
is true you're right about that i'm gonna go
01:59:15.970 --> 01:59:18.229
with a fucking answer the girth versus length
01:59:18.229 --> 01:59:22.039
right there yeah that it had both of them covered
01:59:22.039 --> 01:59:26.979
i think um the discharge was a little questionable
01:59:26.979 --> 01:59:31.279
a little red for my taste but goddamn it was
01:59:31.279 --> 01:59:36.039
shooting and they were not blanks yeah oh you
01:59:36.039 --> 01:59:42.640
know what time it is fuck all right yeah oh smells
01:59:42.640 --> 01:59:51.689
spicy Dando gum in my stinky little pussy pussy.
01:59:52.869 --> 01:59:57.670
My stinky little gum get fucky fucky farty shitty.
01:59:57.989 --> 02:00:02.789
Yum little cum sleeve. Yummy cum cum fart shit.
02:00:03.090 --> 02:00:08.310
Exactly. Um. It's the what the fuck are you watching
02:00:08.310 --> 02:00:11.750
spicy scale brought to you by the cumin club.
02:00:12.770 --> 02:00:17.229
Get yourself some paneer tikka masala. Get you
02:00:17.229 --> 02:00:25.090
some misalpav. Maybe even some daltadka. Daltadka?
02:00:25.409 --> 02:00:33.449
Mm -hmm. Maybe you like that one pot, that bizzabizabeth.
02:00:35.829 --> 02:00:39.649
It's good. Yeah, they even have dessert. Oh,
02:00:39.829 --> 02:00:42.409
maybe you want dessert. You want a badam hua?
02:00:44.399 --> 02:00:47.199
I know you do. Which is almond pudding? Yeah,
02:00:47.199 --> 02:00:50.520
it is. Okay. Only the best over there at the
02:00:50.520 --> 02:00:55.659
Cumin Club use code WTF in all caps to get 30
02:00:55.659 --> 02:01:01.079
% off of your order. Now, Lisa. Fuck the Cumin
02:01:01.079 --> 02:01:08.140
Club. How spicy is this movie? Don't fuck the
02:01:08.140 --> 02:01:11.680
Cumin Club because they're cool. And I love them.
02:01:12.319 --> 02:01:24.420
Lisa, how spicy is bum? Um. Sure. I think I'm
02:01:24.420 --> 02:01:26.899
going to go with something I've probably used
02:01:26.899 --> 02:01:32.079
before. Okay. But it's like the sweet heat barbecue
02:01:32.079 --> 02:01:36.239
chips. Okay. Yeah. It wasn't like super spicy.
02:01:36.899 --> 02:01:38.819
They're good though. They had a little bit of
02:01:38.819 --> 02:01:42.289
spice and it was good. Yeah. I'm usually feeling
02:01:42.289 --> 02:01:45.270
it after I eat a whole bag. Yeah, for sure. Or
02:01:45.270 --> 02:01:49.109
bag, if you're Canadian. Like our pal, Girth
02:01:49.109 --> 02:01:53.510
Brooks. Yeah. Yeah, so I think that's what I'm
02:01:53.510 --> 02:01:56.470
going to go with. Sweet Heat Barbecue Chips.
02:01:57.029 --> 02:02:00.930
Oh, yeah. Silas, how spicy is this movie? How
02:02:00.930 --> 02:02:06.810
spicy is bum? This was those annoying fajita
02:02:06.810 --> 02:02:11.220
fucking cocky chips. Because you know why? Because
02:02:11.220 --> 02:02:14.359
fuck this fucking stupid shit. It's boring as
02:02:14.359 --> 02:02:20.100
fuck. Not spicy. Blah, blah, blah. Eat shit and
02:02:20.100 --> 02:02:25.779
die. That was what this was. Get over it. Fuck
02:02:25.779 --> 02:02:30.920
you. I just want to take this chance to say that
02:02:30.920 --> 02:02:35.340
Silas is gonna regret the things he says. Bye.
02:02:36.119 --> 02:02:38.699
I don't think Silas is gonna remember anything
02:02:38.699 --> 02:02:41.770
he says. No, when he listens to the episode.
02:02:41.869 --> 02:02:44.909
What is he fucking saying about the fucking shit?
02:02:45.189 --> 02:02:48.869
All he's going to say is Wood River. Yeah. No,
02:02:48.970 --> 02:02:53.390
he's only going to... Wood River. Wood River.
02:02:54.029 --> 02:03:00.430
Wood River. He's only going to remember... Wood
02:03:00.430 --> 02:03:04.609
River. He's only going to remember when he listens.
02:03:05.989 --> 02:03:10.899
Shut up and move on. He's going to do what he
02:03:10.899 --> 02:03:14.239
always does and message us afterwards and be
02:03:14.239 --> 02:03:19.220
like, oh, shit. I bet I am. I bet I am, Lisa.
02:03:19.600 --> 02:03:21.640
You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to not
02:03:21.640 --> 02:03:23.939
do that this time. All right. And you're going
02:03:23.939 --> 02:03:39.289
to have to just sit with it. All right. You're
02:03:39.289 --> 02:03:42.430
just going to have to sit with it. How about
02:03:42.430 --> 02:03:47.090
that? Silas, I love you, even though you get
02:03:47.090 --> 02:03:53.130
drunk and crazy. I'm thankful for that, Lisa.
02:03:53.130 --> 02:03:56.029
I love you, too. I want to give you a little
02:03:56.029 --> 02:04:03.149
kiss on the head. I'll do it for you. That was
02:04:03.149 --> 02:04:08.250
from you, Silas. makes me feel so happy and good
02:04:08.250 --> 02:04:11.449
it gives me so many good emotions and my good
02:04:11.449 --> 02:04:18.470
little feely feel fucking oracle for fucking
02:04:18.470 --> 02:04:28.649
yummy fucking cum feels fuck fuck me oh god damn
02:04:28.649 --> 02:04:31.829
it's kind of interesting that Silas is very negative
02:04:31.829 --> 02:04:35.630
on this movie usually he's The most generous
02:04:35.630 --> 02:04:38.670
out of all of us. I don't know what you're talking
02:04:38.670 --> 02:04:42.409
about. The pirate of Wood River. Wood River got
02:04:42.409 --> 02:04:45.750
him. Got him good this time. What are you talking
02:04:45.750 --> 02:04:51.069
about? It's all those gentle mutilations. We
02:04:51.069 --> 02:04:55.210
got a little too gentle on Silas. Oh, damn. All
02:04:55.210 --> 02:05:01.329
right, Rich. How spicy? His bum. Spicy. I'm going
02:05:01.329 --> 02:05:05.449
to take a slight page from Lisa's thoughts on
02:05:05.449 --> 02:05:10.409
how spicy it is. But instead of it being her
02:05:10.409 --> 02:05:13.090
chips that she chose, I'm going to go with the
02:05:13.090 --> 02:05:17.869
Lay's Canadian flavor chips. Okay. What Canadian
02:05:17.869 --> 02:05:21.609
flavor are you talking about? The all dressed?
02:05:23.819 --> 02:05:26.020
I would almost go the all -dressed, but see,
02:05:26.079 --> 02:05:29.260
I'm thinking the usual where they call it the
02:05:29.260 --> 02:05:31.920
Canadian flavor where really it's just like dried
02:05:31.920 --> 02:05:34.500
powdered ketchup on the chips. Oh, the ketchup
02:05:34.500 --> 02:05:37.640
chips. Oh, yeah. Dude, I want to try those, man.
02:05:38.199 --> 02:05:40.920
Uh -huh. I haven't found them. I bet they're
02:05:40.920 --> 02:05:42.840
good as fuck. But the difference with these is
02:05:42.840 --> 02:05:45.539
someone didn't realize and they accidentally
02:05:45.539 --> 02:05:49.640
poured a bottle of Chula in it. Oh, okay. Oh,
02:05:49.680 --> 02:05:51.739
yeah. Okay. Well, there's that little bit of
02:05:51.739 --> 02:05:55.750
spice. Yeah. But it's got that, you know, Canadian,
02:05:56.029 --> 02:05:58.750
you know, down -home flavor of ketchup on potato
02:05:58.750 --> 02:06:04.189
chip. Yeah, just that Canadian niceness. Now
02:06:04.189 --> 02:06:07.130
for my, uh, how spicy was Silas this episode?
02:06:08.029 --> 02:06:12.470
Yeah. If I had to choose, it would probably be
02:06:12.470 --> 02:06:15.729
up there with, you know, the, uh, the, uh, boot
02:06:15.729 --> 02:06:18.989
jellicaya paneer. Yeah, Silas was very spicy
02:06:18.989 --> 02:06:22.369
this episode. Yeah, he was. Where it starts out
02:06:22.369 --> 02:06:26.239
nice. But by the time it gets to the end, it's
02:06:26.239 --> 02:06:29.140
wrecked not only your ass, but your asshole too.
02:06:29.939 --> 02:06:33.359
But you just can't help but want to go back and
02:06:33.359 --> 02:06:40.560
have a second chance. Hey, guess what I'm doing
02:06:40.560 --> 02:06:43.500
right now. Guess what I'm doing. What are you
02:06:43.500 --> 02:06:45.739
doing? Are you writing an apology to Wood River?
02:06:45.920 --> 02:06:50.979
I'm texting my friend who's in a super SJW. I'm
02:06:50.979 --> 02:06:56.920
saying, you're a nigger. Goddamn. Did we get
02:06:56.920 --> 02:07:01.560
a spicy from Silas? I don't know. Silas, did
02:07:01.560 --> 02:07:05.960
you give us a spicy? No. I skipped you. I think
02:07:05.960 --> 02:07:08.979
I accidentally skipped you. Silas, how spicy
02:07:08.979 --> 02:07:13.899
is bum? This shit is some fucking. Oh, my God.
02:07:14.020 --> 02:07:18.090
It's some fucking stupid ass fucking. Sweet chili
02:07:18.090 --> 02:07:24.310
Dorito shit. Damn. I was Boring he said the talkies
02:07:24.310 --> 02:07:46.710
Thanks rich I think we're all getting hungry
02:07:46.710 --> 02:07:49.569
now at this point. Yeah. It's good to have one
02:07:49.569 --> 02:07:53.189
sober -ish person here. Thank you for fucking
02:07:53.189 --> 02:07:56.550
joining us tonight, Rich. You're the only one
02:07:56.550 --> 02:08:00.090
keeping us together. It's always a great time.
02:08:02.350 --> 02:08:06.590
Yeah. Well, my spicy is going to be the sweet
02:08:06.590 --> 02:08:09.130
chili Doritos. I picked it out before fucking
02:08:09.130 --> 02:08:15.340
Silas did. What do you mean? Purple bag Doritos.
02:08:15.619 --> 02:08:19.380
You guys are on the same wavelength. It's bad,
02:08:19.460 --> 02:08:23.000
man. I bet we are. I bet we fucking are, Chris.
02:08:23.180 --> 02:08:28.239
With your merged beards and shit. Fuck you, you
02:08:28.239 --> 02:08:34.659
did too. He couldn't remember his first one.
02:08:34.720 --> 02:08:38.500
Chris, was this a girth or a length kind of movie
02:08:38.500 --> 02:08:42.760
for you? Okay, this was... I mean, it had some
02:08:42.760 --> 02:08:47.979
girth to it. yeah um i come but i come and i
02:08:47.979 --> 02:08:51.560
fart and i shit and i come i are we talking like
02:08:51.560 --> 02:08:53.800
tuna king kind of thing see that's the thing
02:08:53.800 --> 02:08:59.939
i think it had a maybe slightly above average
02:08:59.939 --> 02:09:04.220
dick but i'm i'm pretty fucking blown out after
02:09:04.220 --> 02:09:09.439
you know a year and a half of do of fucking some
02:09:09.439 --> 02:09:13.020
wild ass movies you know And... It's all that
02:09:13.020 --> 02:09:16.319
gentle mutilation, right? Yeah. I've been gently
02:09:16.319 --> 02:09:20.460
mutilated a lot. I could use a little bit more
02:09:20.460 --> 02:09:24.060
girth, man. I need the girth. I need it. I think...
02:09:24.060 --> 02:09:31.479
That's not to say it's a bad movie at all. I
02:09:31.479 --> 02:09:33.319
actually had a really fun time with it, even
02:09:33.319 --> 02:09:37.119
though I had a fucking hell of a distraction.
02:09:38.159 --> 02:10:00.079
Yeah. I think the... but you know we wouldn't
02:10:00.079 --> 02:10:02.359
have it any other way check out fucking bum whenever
02:10:02.359 --> 02:10:06.739
you can um don't do that because this movie sucks
02:10:09.319 --> 02:10:14.300
Give it three stars. Three stars. This movie
02:10:14.300 --> 02:10:20.100
sucks. All right, Lisa. What about it, Lisa?
02:10:20.180 --> 02:10:23.640
What are you going to say? He's going to ask
02:10:23.640 --> 02:10:25.699
me where it goes on the leaderboard. He's going
02:10:25.699 --> 02:10:29.100
to ask where you go in the fucking movie list.
02:10:30.859 --> 02:10:35.699
Lisa, where does bum fall on your leaderboard?
02:10:36.119 --> 02:10:41.439
Do it. Oh, man. Do it. So, I'm really not happy
02:10:41.439 --> 02:10:45.199
with my leaderboard at my three -star area. Okay.
02:10:45.779 --> 02:10:49.399
You better get happy. I know. I just looked at
02:10:49.399 --> 02:10:53.020
it and I was like, man, that sucks. So, I'm not
02:10:53.020 --> 02:10:55.039
going to try to deal with my leaderboard right
02:10:55.039 --> 02:10:58.539
now. I think I'm just going to put it at 35 above
02:10:58.539 --> 02:11:02.000
I Drink Your Blood. Okay. But I kind of think
02:11:02.000 --> 02:11:04.600
Cannibal Holocaust should be above I Drink Your
02:11:04.600 --> 02:11:07.510
Blood. Just so you know. And we still need to
02:11:07.510 --> 02:11:09.810
watch the X -rated version of I Drink Your Blood.
02:11:09.850 --> 02:11:14.289
I have it on fucking Blu -ray now. I know, we
02:11:14.289 --> 02:11:17.649
just haven't watched it. Yeah, so I think it's
02:11:17.649 --> 02:11:22.210
going to go in my 35 spot between Masked Head
02:11:22.210 --> 02:11:27.310
and I Drink Your Blood. Hell yeah. I think that's
02:11:27.310 --> 02:11:32.229
not a bad... Yeah. It's not a bad spot. I just
02:11:32.229 --> 02:11:36.060
don't like my three star. Yeah. leaderboard here.
02:11:36.159 --> 02:11:41.460
Alright, Silas. We're bum going on your leaderboard.
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This shit. Let's see. This was a three? How about
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this silly goober film goes uh I'm trying to
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read it. It goes between remember you have to
02:12:03.619 --> 02:12:07.439
close one eye you have to close one eye I'm already
02:12:07.439 --> 02:12:12.899
doing it I'm already doing it this movie goes
02:12:12.899 --> 02:12:19.699
down between delivery vomit monster And Kusaw.
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Oh, wow. Oh, wow. In the Sanmi boys' territory.
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Okay. Yeah. That's crazy. We don't get there
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very often. Yeah. That is crazy. Isn't it crazy?
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It really is. I think it should be number one
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for the Pirate of Woodruff. I don't even know
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what you're saying right now. Oh, God damn it.
02:12:40.340 --> 02:12:50.300
Don't worry. You're okay, Silas. I'm gay. Don't
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talk to me about nothing. Alright, uh... Rich?
02:12:55.779 --> 02:12:58.560
You're gonna love this episode like stepdad cock.
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This is what's up right here. Well, I don't know
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anything about that. I'm sorry, Silas. God damn
02:13:06.800 --> 02:13:12.960
it! Try harder. I never had a stepdad. God damn
02:13:12.960 --> 02:13:18.329
it. My farts smell so good. All right, Rich,
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as of right now on your leaderboard, you have
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Muzani at number one and Charlotte's net at number
02:13:24.270 --> 02:13:27.109
two. So where's bum going on your leaderboard?
02:13:28.590 --> 02:13:34.010
I mean, I, I love the two that I have on there.
02:13:34.949 --> 02:13:40.250
Right above Charlotte's net, even though I absolutely
02:13:40.250 --> 02:13:43.510
love that scene in Charlotte's net with the chainsaw
02:13:43.510 --> 02:13:46.189
guy. like that scene right there i think is just
02:13:46.189 --> 02:13:49.710
epic but i think it's i gotta show some love
02:13:49.710 --> 02:13:52.949
for girth brooks hell yeah hell yeah i agree
02:13:52.949 --> 02:13:58.229
dude number two rich um i got some good shit
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here in the 3 .5 rain while you think about it
02:14:02.010 --> 02:14:05.890
hey silas are you uh are you gonna consider uh
02:14:05.890 --> 02:14:09.090
moving up a white toilet for black pin I think
02:14:09.090 --> 02:14:11.649
after tonight's episode, it might be a higher
02:14:11.649 --> 02:14:14.550
rating for you. No! I think it might be top ten
02:14:14.550 --> 02:14:18.090
for you. That makes no sense. What are you talking
02:14:18.090 --> 02:14:21.630
about? I'm just checking to make sure. I want
02:14:21.630 --> 02:14:25.329
to see if you're feeling it tonight more than
02:14:25.329 --> 02:14:27.890
you want to. Shut the fuck up, you fucking retard.
02:14:28.029 --> 02:14:33.770
Fuck you. Fuck you, Rich. I love you, Rich. What
02:14:33.770 --> 02:14:39.619
total for Blackman? I'm so fucking... Guess what?
02:14:39.939 --> 02:14:44.859
You're crazy. It's not funny. It's over. It's
02:14:44.859 --> 02:14:49.000
far gone. Past the point. Guess what? Yo, I'm
02:14:49.000 --> 02:14:53.560
gonna rate it a big fucking kill yourself. That's
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what I'm gonna rate. Eat shit and die. How about
02:14:59.439 --> 02:15:03.159
that? Huh? What are you going to do about that,
02:15:03.239 --> 02:15:05.340
Rich? Are you going to put a fucking gun in your
02:15:05.340 --> 02:15:10.159
mouth? If not, I guess you're going to have to
02:15:10.159 --> 02:15:14.460
chill out and be like, hee hee hoo, ha ha, about
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it. Just like me. Huh? How about that? God damn
02:15:20.460 --> 02:15:23.760
it. Stop harassing our guests, Silas. Stop harassing
02:15:23.760 --> 02:15:26.699
our guests. Shut the fuck up, Silas. You don't
02:15:26.699 --> 02:15:28.180
even know what the fuck you're talking about.
02:15:28.939 --> 02:15:33.260
i'm fucking on that fucking train yeah i'm fucking
02:15:33.260 --> 02:15:36.840
i'm in that fucking i'm in the dojo dude i'm
02:15:36.840 --> 02:15:40.779
down in that fucking yummy ass nummy ass yum
02:15:40.779 --> 02:15:45.920
yum nummy fucking schizo zone dude don't tell
02:15:45.920 --> 02:15:50.319
me no i can tell uh i'm gonna put bum and i can
02:15:50.319 --> 02:15:54.300
tell what's that mean bitch i'm back on me silas
02:15:54.300 --> 02:15:56.399
don't give me your fucking bullshit right now
02:15:57.440 --> 02:16:02.439
Okay, whatever. I'm texting right now. Good.
02:16:03.100 --> 02:16:08.619
Goddamn. I have the hiccups right now. Hell yeah.
02:16:08.699 --> 02:16:12.500
Thanks, Lise. I think I drank too much. Yeah.
02:16:14.800 --> 02:16:16.720
All right. I'm going to put bum at my number
02:16:16.720 --> 02:16:22.600
50. Below a whisper, a scream, and a cut to black.
02:16:22.760 --> 02:16:27.539
And above, blood red riverbed. Um, yeah, I was
02:16:27.539 --> 02:16:39.280
gonna say... You said... I know, this episode's
02:16:39.280 --> 02:16:42.979
great. That was the weirdest hiccup teleportation
02:16:42.979 --> 02:16:48.459
for Silas. Did I already do it? Yeah, you did.
02:16:48.559 --> 02:16:52.540
You did. Okay, whatever. Bye. You guys do it.
02:16:52.799 --> 02:16:56.530
You have... You said... You have a lot of 3 .5s,
02:16:56.530 --> 02:16:58.530
and I was just going to point out that that's
02:16:58.530 --> 02:17:03.690
because you rate everything 3 .5. Yeah, that's
02:17:03.690 --> 02:17:05.950
why I have a lot of... I can't even talk shit
02:17:05.950 --> 02:17:09.090
without hiccuping. Hey, do you like this light?
02:17:09.510 --> 02:17:13.110
I do. It's a nice light. Do you like this? Yeah.
02:17:14.229 --> 02:17:17.170
Do you like this light? I can't reach it down
02:17:17.170 --> 02:17:23.319
to the screen. It's so cool. And not gay at all.
02:17:23.540 --> 02:17:25.920
I thought Megan is Missing was going to be a
02:17:25.920 --> 02:17:28.340
crazy episode. This is going to be the craziest
02:17:28.340 --> 02:17:31.319
episode. Calm the fuck down. This episode is
02:17:31.319 --> 02:17:36.319
fine. We're all drunk. I can't stop hiccuping.
02:17:36.440 --> 02:17:43.260
That's fine. I'm right here, baby. Hell yeah.
02:17:43.479 --> 02:17:46.020
As we hear it, what the fuck are you watching?
02:17:46.659 --> 02:17:53.969
Wrap things up. And... Get ready for bed. I would
02:17:53.969 --> 02:18:00.590
like to... I would like to say, you know, drink
02:18:00.590 --> 02:18:05.129
a bottle of water. It's been a rough night for
02:18:05.129 --> 02:18:07.489
all of us. Yeah, it's been a rough night. Everybody's
02:18:07.489 --> 02:18:10.549
drunk. All of you out there who are drunk right
02:18:10.549 --> 02:18:13.090
now, drink a fucking bottle of water. It's not
02:18:13.090 --> 02:18:15.549
because fucking Chris told you to, it's because
02:18:15.549 --> 02:18:19.659
I told you to. Why are you projecting on me?
02:18:19.920 --> 02:18:23.219
Yeah, I did that. Why are you projecting on me?
02:18:23.760 --> 02:18:28.680
Now, if a bottle of water is not enough for you,
02:18:28.719 --> 02:18:35.479
I would like to. Shut up. Maybe you could get
02:18:35.479 --> 02:18:41.379
a packet of liqueur gummies for drinking. Yeah.
02:18:42.280 --> 02:18:46.739
It uses fucking science to assist your liver
02:18:46.739 --> 02:18:52.340
with fucking dihydromidazine. I know. I wish
02:18:52.340 --> 02:18:55.340
we would have had the forethought to get this
02:18:55.340 --> 02:18:58.479
for Silas before tonight. To support your liver
02:18:58.479 --> 02:19:02.559
and alcohol metabolism, take a few of these gummies
02:19:02.559 --> 02:19:07.559
in the middle of your drinking or at the end
02:19:07.559 --> 02:19:10.899
of your drinking to fucking help with that hangover.
02:19:11.440 --> 02:19:17.659
The day after, use code WTF to get 20 % off of
02:19:17.659 --> 02:19:24.239
your order. Yeah. Thanks to Liqueur. Link is
02:19:24.239 --> 02:19:28.159
in the show notes. We had a wild night here at
02:19:28.159 --> 02:19:33.079
What the Fuck Are You Watching? And... Which
02:19:33.079 --> 02:19:36.620
is not unusual. It's always a wild night here
02:19:36.620 --> 02:19:38.319
at What the Fuck Are You Watching? It is not.
02:19:39.340 --> 02:19:43.760
now it always is sometimes it's only one of us
02:19:43.760 --> 02:19:47.440
yeah sometimes it's only one of us sometimes
02:19:47.440 --> 02:19:52.120
it's all of us like tonight anthony leroy reacted
02:19:52.120 --> 02:19:58.899
oh shit are watching a bum thanks anthony yeah
02:19:58.899 --> 02:20:02.700
so what are we watching next week i'll tell you
02:20:02.700 --> 02:20:10.180
it's gonna be video maniacs Video Maniacs? Yeah.
02:20:11.120 --> 02:20:15.979
Okay. From our friends at Horror Business Productions.
02:20:16.780 --> 02:20:22.479
Okay. I think they made a cameo appearance in
02:20:22.479 --> 02:20:28.559
The Miracle of Violence. Oh, nice. They had the
02:20:28.559 --> 02:20:31.579
Taken by Madness mask. Silas, I don't know if
02:20:31.579 --> 02:20:35.819
you remember that part of The Miracle of Violence.
02:20:36.219 --> 02:20:42.540
Yeah. uh whoa i remember exactly crazy uh so
02:20:42.540 --> 02:20:44.680
we're gonna be checking that one out next week
02:20:44.680 --> 02:20:54.399
tune in for another beer soaked sexy episode
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of what the are you watching say bye bye bye
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Bitch. Fuckwood River. Fuckwood River. That's
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damn good. Did you think this podcast was as
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for listening. fucking DVD yet, motherfucker.
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If you listened to the last episode, you'd know
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that that was the proposition. You want a fucking
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shirt, you fucking send a DVD. Get the fucking
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fucking in the mail. Oh, God. I'm still looking
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for Redstone Tower for you guys. I was almost
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about to buy a five -inch edition that was on
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eBay. I'm like, let me bookmark this just in
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case if I can't find the single disc. Oh, poor
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me. I'm a plugged in dark web curator in fucking
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cyberspace elite pedophile cabal. I can't find
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fucking Red Centaur, my fucking friend Vogel.