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Bernie (00:01.962)
Testing testing the mic is on I think so. Yes, we are live back in action for another week at wise freaks podcast It's your boy. Burnick a stepdad a k-pop Steve Topper aka be Cyrus aka Yeah
purr (00:05.388)
That's the cool.
purr (00:16.32)
Yes, B Cyrus. We're gonna have B Cyrus on the pod one day. He's gonna stop through when he has time for us. He just dropped a new single, his first single. Well, not your first single, but like your first laugh.
Bernie (00:19.29)
Oh yeah, you know. Okay.
Bernie (00:33.766)
It kind of was. Yeah, like the one that's first on streaming though, because I ain't never had no shit on no streaming. I think I just did a little SoundCloud. Okay.
purr (00:37.148)
Yeah. So run up liar y'all. It's all everything. It's on Apple Music. It's on Spotify. It's wherever you get your...
Bernie (00:47.089)
Tidal, Amazon, it's on iTunes if you wanna buy it, it's 99 cents or whatever, but you may wanna buy it if you can just stream this shit.
purr (00:55.38)
Yes, so run that shit up. Follow me. Hey guys, I'm also here. It's your girl, the Lieutenant, Meze F Baby. Stepmother, I don't know. I might be warming up to the term stepmother, but you know, it's your girl.
Bernie (00:57.738)
Run it out. Fuck with me.
Bernie (01:06.894)
Okay.
Bernie (01:17.258)
Would you let someone call you mom like during the situation? Like, would you be like, okay, if he really having this mom complex, okay, nigga, I'm really mom. Yeah. No, no, no. Yeah. I'm sorry. I'm talking about like actual innocent like if you were having sex, like a guy wanted to call you mom like on some mom shit. Yeah. Like some mommy shit. Like, would you be down for that?
purr (01:26.892)
Well, like somebody's, like someone's kid.
Oh.
purr (01:37.676)
Can someone call me Mom?
purr (01:43.113)
No, I'm canceling everything.
Like we're stopping right? That's weird.
Bernie (01:50.562)
See, I wonder how, cause you know, I feel like it's a little bit easier. The daddy thing is accepted a little bit more than like the mom thing, right? It's still strange, I'm not gonna lie. The whole thing.
purr (02:00.336)
It is, but that's also weird. Still weird.
Very strange. Like mommy or mom? Not mama. Like mama is like, you know the poor little things we know, like hey mama.
Bernie (02:09.186)
Yeah, mama. Not, I mean, it could be that I've seen, I have seen that as being called like big mama.
purr (02:20.137)
Oh, Big Mama.
Bernie (02:21.928)
Yeah.
purr (02:24.503)
I guess. But you know, you know, mama.
Bernie (02:26.546)
and not the little one.
purr (02:31.409)
I don't mind a little. Yeah, yeah, I don't mind a little mama. Not like that, like mom is crazy. Mommy is crazy. That's so outrageously unfathomable. Like I can't, I can't do that, no.
Bernie (02:31.57)
or little mama. Yeah, like little mama.
Bernie (02:40.4)
Yeah.
Bernie (02:46.978)
Yeah, that would definitely get, that would get him packed.
purr (02:50.664)
Especially if we was into it and he's like mommy I would think I'm
Bernie (02:54.186)
Like, oh my bad, sorry, I forgot to tell you, I had a mom, I got a mom fetish, a mom complex, or whatever, get out. Remove yourself.
purr (02:58.496)
Get out.
purr (03:03.612)
Yeah, we're done. We're done here. That's weird. I ain't your mama. Nigga, I'm not- No, you're supposed to pay my bills. What are you do- What are you talking about?
Bernie (03:10.816)
What are you doing?
purr (03:14.944)
for someone to take care of you.
Bernie (03:17.086)
I'm sure there is a Reddit thread out there of people who are looking for moms and moms that are looking to son these niggas.
purr (03:21.976)
Mommy can.
Oh yeah, you know, there's like sugar mamas and like I'm sure like women that like to play into the mommy role, which is good for them. I mean, I understand the nurturing part, but like if you're looking for like sugar mama type stuff, no, like it's not that it ain't never been.
Bernie (03:34.016)
Hehe
Bernie (03:43.446)
This is nuts. And it ain't gonna be that.
purr (03:46.716)
it'll never be that. I'm gonna put that as a I'm gonna put a pin in that for mommy king
Bernie (03:54.222)
Yeah, let's come back to that. Have we ever went into that? Not on an incestual not ever on a no incestual type shit. So let's just like preface with that. Like we're gonna go if we go into it is not going to be a no like, you know, incest am I really trying to fuck a mom or no shit like that? This is on some like the kink in fantasy. Okay. Kinking fantasy. Yeah, this is not on some
purr (03:58.741)
I don't know what you got.
purr (04:04.233)
Yeah, let's break that.
purr (04:14.101)
Yeah.
Yes, thanks for clarifying that. I feel like we might have touched on it a little bit, like when we're just going through like the different types of fetishes and stuff like that, like probably briefly glossed over it, but you know, not yet.
Bernie (04:31.302)
Yeah, because I'm looking back. I don't see any Mommy Kinks in any of our like Mommy Kink, Mom Kink or anything like that as the title. So I think, yeah, we have to put a pin in that bitch. Yeah, we might have to unpin that hoe next week, y'all. Anyways, it's another fucking fat Tuesday in the new year. Right, yeah, because we, yeah, it was the new year's last week. It was just the day after new year's. Oh.
purr (04:38.515)
Mm-hmm.
purr (04:42.776)
I think we got one, y'all.
purr (04:50.2)
I'm sorry.
purr (04:54.101)
Yeah.
purr (04:58.046)
Mm-hmm.
Yes. That didn't seem to stop y'all from listening, which I love that. Love it.
Bernie (05:01.767)
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bernie (05:06.279)
It didn't.
Bernie (05:10.591)
short end.
purr (05:15.968)
with the numbers so thank y'all. So let's see what we got for our intro.
Bernie (05:22.422)
That's what I was going to say. It ties into what we had with this whole like new year type shit, right?
purr (05:28.776)
Yeah, so remember I think a few episodes ago when I was talking about how I feel like time is flying and I just feel like something happened after the pandemic? Well, I told y'all niggas I was right. No, okay, I don't even know if this is like really accurate and true, but I saw, oh yeah, I told y'all niggas. So I saw this on Twitter.
Bernie (05:40.823)
Yeah.
Bernie (05:44.723)
HAHAHAHAHAHA
That's literally what she wrote in the note, y'all.
purr (05:58.036)
never gonna be able to call it X. I saw this on Twitter. No, it's just not a thing. Stop trying to make fetch happen. It's not gonna happen.
Bernie (06:00.352)
It's not happening.
Bernie (06:06.363)
Exactly.
purr (06:08.64)
So it says time is really moving too fast. I'm ready to speak on it because now it's starting to genuinely feel weird how fast time is moving. And someone quote retweeted that and said, scientists have proved the time is actually going faster. It's not just us. And then they said, let me find the link. So they put this link here. And again, I don't think this is like a legit, yeah, like a credible.
Bernie (06:34.57)
It's not like a credible source, but somebody did enough research. And they have an idea.
purr (06:39.289)
Yeah, but I'm like, it's funny. So yes, idea and platform, that's all we need.
Bernie (06:45.28)
Okay!
purr (06:48.268)
So it's from Associated Press, apnews.com. And so basically it says, like the earth is spinning faster, no cause for concern, apparently scientists say, but the earth is spinning faster and days are getting shorter. A change that is noticeable and cause.
Wait, a change that is noticeable and cause for immediate concern. Okay. That's not, that's the claim, but it's not a cause for concern. I do not want to ensue panic. I just want to tell y'all that I was right. Um,
Bernie (07:22.475)
Okay.
Bernie (07:28.191)
Right, right, right.
purr (07:30.816)
So it says news of the faster rotation led to misleading posts on social media about the significance of measurement leading some to express concerns about its implication. Yeah.
So like I said, people started, they heard that and they're like, oh my God, like we're spinning fast, we're going to fly off the fucking earth. And you know, people take stuff and they fucking run with it. Um, but you know, they clarified the slight increase in rotation also does not mean that the days are going by faster. I just wanted to feel right. And I thought it was funny. So, but it is spinning faster and I feel like it is going, it, the days is going by crazy.
Bernie (07:51.886)
That'd be kind of a...
Bernie (08:07.798)
But it actually is though.
Bernie (08:14.85)
So wait, it is still spinning faster, that's true, but it's not changing anything.
purr (08:17.416)
Yeah. Apparently, it's not changing the days. But it seems like if we spin it faster, wouldn't that be changing how quickly the sun rises? So it's right, but also it's not right, because it's still time. And it's still 24 hours in the day, right?
Bernie (08:34.058)
Are we sure it's time because I don't be feeling no older. I mean, my body, my back, bitch, my back, my back. But other than that, I mean, if this still look, you know, I look like, you know, a girl, you know? I can't.
purr (08:46.268)
Oh yeah, as far as like, yeah, yeah. The face, yeah, face card is not declining, but the back card, yeah.
Bernie (08:53.314)
You're right, them backs. The back, that back.
purr (08:58.328)
That card, declining, bouncing, everything is...
Bernie (09:02.934)
That's the only, had I not, had my shit not been fucked up, this house be in trouble.
purr (09:08.36)
You know it's been a trouble. Y'all better be, ooh, ooh. Ooh, if I had my 20-year-old back, ooh, y'all, ooh, it'd be over for y'all. I already eaten y'all up at the face department. Like, don't, don't.
Bernie (09:17.338)
Okay.
purr (09:25.696)
So yeah, because time is a concept, we still have the same 24 hours in a day, but like, you know, spinning faster, so the days are gonna seem shorter, you know, less sunlight or whatever. So I was still kind of right. Told y'all, told y'all.
Bernie (09:30.801)
Yeah.
Bernie (09:45.914)
Yeah, we'll go with that.
purr (09:49.96)
I told y'all niggas. But yeah, y'all can go look at it if y'all want. Earth is apparently spinning faster.
Bernie (09:55.118)
I don't know if that is even, is that like a fucking, is that a credible source? I don't even know. I've heard, I feel like I've heard of Associated Press and some shit about them, but interesting.
purr (10:07.093)
Yeah, you know, they say scientists say and yada yada. Got scientists on here, list some of their names, whatever. But who are they? What do they know?
Bernie (10:10.423)
Mm-hmm.
purr (10:21.6)
Y'all listen to me. Not them.
Bernie (10:26.804)
Mmm.
purr (10:27.084)
later.
What else we got?
purr (10:35.232)
Do we have time to go over this, uh, some of these predictions for 2024?
Bernie (10:41.719)
Let's go over some of these fucking predictions.
purr (10:46.248)
Okay, there's this other thing I found, of course, through Twitter. And it's the Negro Domest 2024 Predictions. And it's just predictions on pop culture for 2024. This article is by Kyla Janay Lacy.
Bernie (11:06.754)
That whole like Negro Thomas shit, that stems from Dave Chappelle, right? Cause that's where I equated to, right? Okay.
purr (11:11.344)
Yeah, that's right. Yeah, that's where I know it from.
Bernie (11:14.706)
Okay, cool. Alright. So yeah, if you guys don't know where that is coming from, that's from a skit on Dave Chappelle from back... Way back when.
purr (11:21.316)
Yeah, these are just kind of like some, I feel like black pop culture like predictions that they have and it's kind of funny. So because of the new year I wanted to go over it. So one of the first things it says is Blueface will start a cult and he, Krishan and Jaden and Alexis will be in a
three relationship together. He will be a whole type religious leader and change his name to Apollo, not like the Roman God, but like the theater because his life is a ship. He will completely miss the opportunity to connect Apollo with the Zeus network for marketing purposes. Krishan and Janin will both be pregnant at the same time. They will give their kids nicknames that only rhyme in nickname form like Phil and Lil.
Bernie (11:47.257)
relationship
purr (12:17.709)
Um, it says sexy red will quit rap and become a comedian and just hilarious will be her mentee The opening act and her last three stops on her tour Like some of this shit is like so funny and like so spot on like if it does happen This would be crazy
Bernie (12:31.334)
Right. Because they had that whole beef. So imagine that. I did. She was not fucking with her.
purr (12:35.084)
Did you watch that interview? She would not answer her. She had to ask the questions to Charlamagne and then Charlamagne had to ask. Yeah.
Bernie (12:42.926)
to ask her. Period. Have some respect and some order around that bitch.
purr (12:48.284)
Yeah, I was like, I kinda, I kinda fuck with her for that. Like, she wouldn't even.
Bernie (12:50.826)
I guess real because it's like if you say some rude shit about me What the fuck I'm gonna owe you my presence for and to like acknowledge you
purr (12:55.394)
Yeah.
She wouldn't even look at her. I was cracking up. Oh my God. It also says someone will pull a Walmart prank on the wrong person and get kicked in the high notes. It'll go viral. I feel like that already happened. I definitely saw a guy moaning in this girl's ear and she slapped the shit out of him. And she did.
Bernie (13:12.95)
Definitely. I feel like it
Bernie (13:19.874)
What the fuck?
That's how a skit gone wrong or a prank gone wrong.
purr (13:26.854)
Uh-huh.
purr (13:31.097)
What else? DJ Envy will go to jail after his breakup of his illegal cigarette cartel. He will attempt to set up a tire share racket for the TV room, but the only thing he will be able to flip is his mattress. Lord have mercy.
Bernie (13:38.012)
No.
Bernie (13:46.63)
Oh my goodness. Oh, it says Saucy Santana will beat up DJ Academics, who will finally fall off the planet. I'm dead.
purr (13:53.4)
Oh, thank you. I would love that. I hope that's real. Is she not already pregnant with her third?
Bernie (13:56.578)
They said Rihanna gonna get pregnant again.
Bernie (14:05.482)
Is she... I thought she just had the va- or no.
purr (14:10.492)
I know she just had the one like in the summer, I think, but I think she might be pregnant again.
Bernie (14:10.528)
I'm gonna give him.
Bernie (14:14.715)
I think she's pregnant with a third right now. I'm pretty sure, ain't she?
purr (14:19.928)
Speaking of pregnancies, I love how Halle Bailey gaslighted us for nine months because why y'all in her business like that?
Bernie (14:31.815)
Right.
purr (14:33.612)
But like the internet is never wrong about being someone being pregnant. So I had to figure, but I love that she just like gas lit the fuck out of everybody.
Bernie (14:37.233)
No.
Bernie (14:42.303)
and then have the baby in peace.
purr (14:44.68)
Yeah, I had the baby in peace. I actually should love that.
Bernie (14:47.614)
I love that. Like, let's get back to letting people have their fucking peace for some part of their life.
purr (14:54.449)
Y'all are weird.
Bernie (14:56.65)
Yeah, they really was trying to like, bitch, we know you pregnant under every picture. Let the girl be. If she is pregnant, she gonna be fine. And so with that baby, she has she's hella talented. And she's rich. And she has a rich aunt. And she has probably Yeah, like, not to mention like Chloe can work like she has a rich aunt. And her mother's rich.
purr (15:03.733)
So.
purr (15:09.352)
And she's a rip-off. That's fuck.
purr (15:17.996)
Yeah.
purr (15:22.424)
It'll be fine.
Bernie (15:24.854)
This is not the teen pregnancy y'all think it is.
purr (15:33.373)
Uh, Oh, this was the other one that I was like, Oh Lord. It says Drake will drop three albums this year. One of them will be a country album. The other heavily influenced by Caribbean music and a third, a combination. He will reference Rihanna and all but two songs. He will continue to his ops that he has a jet and pollutes almost as much as Taylor Swift.
Bernie (15:49.171)
EHEHEH
Bernie (15:55.178)
Hehehehehehe
purr (16:00.494)
Oh my god!
Bernie (16:02.382)
I'm gonna try to read Drake.
Bernie (16:08.342)
there.
purr (16:09.036)
It also says it'll be the hottest year on record again this year. Climate change will make the hot girl summer almost unbearable. It will, however, not be as bad as last year or be as bad as the next year. Yikes. So it's gonna be even hotter in 2025, but it's gonna be another hot girl summer, y'all.
Bernie (16:24.034)
Damn.
Bernie (16:29.298)
Alright, another hot girl summer coming. Yeah, because I think Megan said she back outside too. But she ain't outside like that. But she outside. Okay, snatched. Yeah.
purr (16:36.548)
Okay, and she said, and I'm skinny.
purr (16:44.368)
and I got that kind of fitness deal bitch what's up she said all you other hoes got lipo but y'all don't secure a gym deal okay so if I did get lipo bitch don't hate cuz I got a brand deal out of it
Bernie (16:46.834)
I know that's right. I haven't seen her all over yet.
Bernie (16:53.454)
If you
Bernie (16:59.598)
period
But to be fair, she always was kind of working out though. So I mean.
purr (17:06.176)
That's how I was like, and she was that skinny before. I think she just started, you know, taking care of herself after everything that happened and stuff like that. Like, stopped drinking. Like, did y'all not listen to the song that she released when she said she was depressed as fuck? Like, I don't think they really listened to the lyrics. Like, she pretty much talked about what the fuck was going on and she's been working on her mental health.
Bernie (17:22.962)
I'm being honest, I don't think a lot of people did listen to it because no, I don't think so.
purr (17:34.124)
So she's probably been in the gym, working out, eating better, getting her shit together. I don't think that's far fetched to think like, okay, sis just got her life together. I don't.
Bernie (17:47.338)
I'm excited to see what she come up with, what we get from her after all of this. And hopefully, you know, that she's obviously good and in a good place.
purr (17:53.132)
Yes, I'm ready for the sale.
I'm ready for what this stallion has for 2024.
Bernie (18:01.13)
The ho's lady. Hehe
purr (18:02.924)
The horse lady.
purr (18:08.321)
she gonna bring out her stable this time?
Ha!
Bernie (18:14.778)
Um, okay, baby daddies? Okay, real quick, so I think it was the Golden Globes last night, so...
purr (18:17.22)
Yeah.
Bernie (18:26.966)
there was this gentleman, his name, I didn't have it, honestly, his name is Charles Melton.
You may have heard of him, no?
purr (18:38.528)
Melton. Okay, he looks brilliant.
Bernie (18:41.63)
Well, I'm not sure he looks familiar. I can't think of where he's from. I want to say he's from like, um, one of those shows I used to watch. Oh, really? He looks like he's from, uh, like good trouble or some shit like that. The fosters. It looks like I've seen him on some shit like that, but I don't think so. But I guess he's from Riverdale. He's cute though. Anyways.
purr (18:47.646)
Oh, Riverdale.
purr (18:51.775)
Mm-hmm.
purr (19:02.486)
I'm slow.
Mm-hmm. I see that Korea
Bernie (19:10.343)
Well, you know what, maybe.
It says he was born in Kansas and he is of English ancestry, American English Korean immigrant. Yep. Okay.
purr (19:24.211)
Oh, okay.
Bernie (19:30.406)
Yeah, I saw I saw that and I was like, Absolutely. And he had a big ass and he had a big ass diamond in his ear. I'm like, well, let's come on, bring back the big as diamonds. I feel like we got away from like people wearing big as diamonds because I used to love wearing that shit back in my fucking middle school. And he had the big as diamonds. I think I got one in the drawer. I might have to pull her out.
purr (19:31.759)
Okay.
Absolutely.
purr (19:40.657)
Okay!
purr (19:44.9)
Oh my god. Uh huh. Bring back the big ass diet.
purr (19:57.048)
What happened to wearing the airpod on your fucking ear? I know that's right.
Bernie (19:59.767)
Yeah, like what happened to that? Let's get back there and he's back. I like it.
purr (20:04.704)
Yes. Great day. So on Netflix recently, they dropped like all three John Wicks. And with that being said, I was like, you know, Keanu Reeves. Oh.
Bernie (20:05.882)
Who you got?
Bernie (20:23.524)
Oh, always.
purr (20:26.264)
There's something, there's something near.
You know?
Bernie (20:30.558)
And you know what? He stays out of the situation. He mind his business. He's cute. There's something there. He is. He always does this thing. My favorite is one of my favorite movies of all time is always going to be The Matrix. So I always, you know what I mean? Like, that's my shit. That's my shit. That's my shit. So, I mean, you can never go like. Yeah.
purr (20:41.567)
Oh yeah.
purr (20:45.312)
That used to be... Remember people used to be doing the Matrix, like... Oh my god. That shit had us in a chokehold.
Bernie (20:49.87)
Girl, me, I'm people. Yes, I beat the video game and everything, girl.
purr (20:59.058)
just had a hold of it.
Bernie (21:04.102)
Yeah, yeah, it was a video game.
purr (21:04.236)
There was a video there?
Bernie (21:09.954)
There was a video game. I know. Yeah, this is always a good choice. I didn't know he was damn near 60. What the fuck? I always thought he was like not 60, but yeah, he looks great. I just happened to scroll by the age. I'm like, what the fuck? I didn't know he was 60. Okay. And he be doing all that action and shit.
purr (21:10.452)
You will have it.
purr (21:18.585)
Yeah, yeah.
purr (21:25.1)
No way, he looks good.
purr (21:39.311)
Mm-hmm.
Bernie (21:42.675)
I would die if they came out with a new Matrix.
purr (21:46.701)
Didn't they?
Bernie (21:46.754)
But I don't want new people. I think they did new people. They probably did new people.
purr (21:49.919)
Good night.
Okay.
You're like, I don't want... I thought...
Bernie (21:56.326)
I don't want new people. I mean them niggas are old now, but they can still do all that. They can do a little something. They got CGI. Shit.
purr (22:05.48)
yeah for real like daj and stuff like that yeah pull something again
Bernie (22:06.134)
They better pull something together.
Bernie (22:13.075)
Just one time for the one time. Like I don't want to remake. You know what I mean? I don't want to remake. I don't want to, no. I want a new script with the same people, pull them old niggas out, CGI them, do what you gotta do. Cause Laurence Fishburne, he damn near 70 himself.
purr (22:16.312)
Five? No.
purr (22:27.115)
Mm-hmm.
purr (22:30.692)
He old too. If Keanu Reeves is 60, gonna be 60 this year then yeah. Stop. He is not.
Bernie (22:38.098)
Yeah, then he got 106. No, no, no.
purr (22:45.452)
You're probably about 62, like, oh.
Bernie (22:47.61)
Yeah.
purr (22:51.176)
Yeah, now I'm gonna reboot.
Bernie (22:51.202)
Deadass. No, I'm sick of that shit.
purr (22:56.22)
except I did like the color purple. I liked it as a musical.
Bernie (23:00.598)
You watching on bootleg?
purr (23:02.844)
No, I want to go see it on Christmas.
Bernie (23:04.122)
Okay, oh Yeah, I thought about garage one to see just to check for myself my damn I shouldn't watch it on bootleg I should probably go because I do want to see it Yeah, let me go over there, but they you know Oprah that they think girl
purr (23:06.781)
It was good, I liked it.
purr (23:16.902)
$1,000.
purr (23:23.172)
Oh! I'm gonna have my business on now.
Bernie (23:25.226)
Yeah. Oh, Lord. It's been so much shit going on. Kat, William, Taraji P. I like the fuck going on, y'all.
purr (23:31.676)
Oh, wee. My nigga cat. I love him. Like that's forever gonna be... Probably... That might be my favorite comedian, like, that nigga is hilarious. Yeah.
Bernie (23:36.542)
Yeah.
Bernie (23:44.786)
Really? I do like cap. I haven't made it through the entire two, three hours though.
purr (23:51.588)
Oh, it took me a couple days, but I did it. Like, damn!
Bernie (23:54.138)
Drama like day number four. I'm like, damn, this nigga talking, ain't he?
purr (24:01.468)
He let the chopper say as soon as he got in there. Shannon couldn't even get off the question. So I'm here to set this record straight. You you big fat bitch, you still should use. I was like, damn. Well, Shannon, are you asking questions or what's up?
Bernie (24:10.109)
Yeah.
Yeah.
Bernie (24:17.79)
Yeah, you gotta get that on.
Bernie (24:23.826)
Yeah, so y'all if you're interested, you can go listen to club Shayshae. I think this was called.
purr (24:30.2)
Why is it called that? Like he is so...
Bernie (24:34.306)
HAHA
purr (24:38.744)
Shannon Sharves is a strange dude.
purr (24:44.793)
That is too strange. Club Shae Shae.
Bernie (24:49.562)
Yeah, so y'all want to go listen to Clev's Shade and watch that interview? You can't. It's so unserious. It's kind of funny though. Okay y'all, should we get into the meets? Yeah.
purr (24:56.762)
That's just so un-serious.
purr (25:06.104)
Yeah, it's me time.
Bernie (25:10.65)
So this week we are talking about yawning. So if anybody knows what yawning is and what this shit means, we didn't found this out, did a little research and yawning is about more than being paid to party. It's a Hollywood's murkiest open secret. That's what they saying. So this is some kind of, I guess this is, I don't know if this is.
purr (25:16.99)
Bye!
Bernie (25:37.266)
It's gossip mixed with a little bit of like actual experience from real people as well. So it's not like one of those what do they call those myths? It's not like a you know, there's some actual real experience. Yeah.
purr (25:52.14)
Yeah, like a myth or like a rumor. Yeah. Some truth to it.
Bernie (25:57.282)
So here it goes. It says, it's been happening for decades. Young women continue to whatever, to try and in pursuit of fame. Basically, yachting is one of entertainment industry's biggest open secrets with A-list stars, including models, actors, and royalty being rumored to have been involved in yachting during their careers. So the term yachting is used to describe the practice of being paid to spend time and be pictured with wealthy clients often abroad.
Megayacht is considered to be a formula for girls and rising stars to raise their profile, but it has a murky underbelly of sexual exploitation, coercion, and trafficking. That's what they say.
purr (26:42.476)
Literally.
Bernie (26:43.338)
Allegedly. So basically while yachting, people are gaining access to exclusive surrounding social notoriety through wealth and fame of like famous men and rich men. And they just like live this luxurious life. So they kind of just go out on this yacht and they're just paid for different things, I guess. That's what they say.
purr (27:08.885)
That's what they say.
Bernie (27:09.258)
So in reality, they're saying they get paid to party and be pictured with wealthy businessmen. So basically it's like these wealthy businessmen have these boats, these yachts, and they want them to be, they wanna be entertained.
purr (27:21.684)
And then in return it's good for, you know, like the influencers for their following, for their influence to show like this luxurious lifestyle that they're living. But there might be some other things that go on behind the scenes, like maybe not everything is as it seems it sounds like. Might be some additional activity that goes on. Maybe.
Bernie (27:29.231)
Mm-hmm.
Bernie (27:50.738)
Yeah, they're saying it's been around for a long time too, which I'm kind of like, I guess that does make a little bit more sense that it has been around for a long time. But, hmm, it seemed like it was kind of, it seems like it's been like this new craze though of like this whole yachting, everybody wants a boat, everybody wants to go yachting, get on the boat, and this whole hot girl like get on the boats and the yachts and who got a boat, that type shit. It's been a push in like more recent time.
purr (28:10.314)
Yeah.
Bernie (28:20.138)
Right? OK. No. Ha ha ha.
purr (28:20.295)
I'll be trying to get on one too.
Woohoo!
Bernie (28:28.076)
Uh...
Bernie (28:33.726)
So basically that's what yachting is. And then we're gonna go into some stuff that we found on Reddit that talks about actual yachting. So the first one is in this influencer thing, I don't know. It says confusion on how influencers make their money yachting. I've seen so many posts about people refusing to believe that influencers have made their money. Yachting, it says.
Bernie (29:03.018)
The term may seem innocent, but yachting is just another term for escorting billionaire men, often internationals, big name actresses onto their super yachts and basically forcing them to have sex. When really it's not actually forcing them to have sex, I will have to I'm just like backing on what this person's saying because it's not because
there's willing to do it. Right. So it's like all agreeable parties at this point is what I'm saying. They do all of this to make connections and get paid. That's the new way of a prostitution. It says, Okay, so to those of you who think that influencers do this, they actually put some names in here. I'm not gonna throw these people under the bus because I don't know who these motherfuckers are. They're listing up that are they saying they'd be doing the scouting? I don't know these young ladies.
purr (29:26.092)
Mm-hmm.
purr (29:42.431)
Yeah.
purr (29:48.108)
did drop hella names I was like oop
Bernie (29:51.53)
It says, women go out during these events. It says, yeah, there are some influencers that I follow who hardly do any ads. They just go, they travel around. They're just pretty girls. They live this dream life. They dine. They go to restaurants, wear designer bags, traveling, and stay in the best places. And they just post on their stories in luxury.
purr (30:16.344)
I mean, so allegedly it's like the new wave of prostitution. I feel like that's, I mean, I feel like that's pretty classy. That's like cute. Yeah, a lot safer than, you know, if we no shade to the ladies that are old school. Yeah. Yeah, it's so dangerous. Yeah.
Bernie (30:22.134)
That's what they're saying.
Bernie (30:27.334)
It sounds like a lot safer.
Bernie (30:38.142)
Yeah, like street walking and all of that. Like that's so dangerous, but that's looking for like quick dollar.
purr (30:44.64)
But like this, it seems kind of like a done-dotted, like you're gonna get a couple. You're gonna get packed. You're gonna get rich. It's not the average broke ass nigga just stopping by your neighborhood and want a quick, you know. I don't know.
Bernie (30:51.934)
You're definitely gonna walk away with a bag.
Bernie (31:02.314)
Yeah, I'm seeing some numbers in here that people are actually throwing around. They said that there's, I think there might be like a show on Hulu that kind of talks about this and explains it. There's like a big Cain's Film Festival that happens every year, and that's usually involved with a lot of yachting, I guess. And they said that they, I'm seeing some stuff about like people getting paid, like, you know, $40,000 or something like that.
purr (31:12.621)
Oh, I'm.
purr (31:20.052)
Oh, I heard about that.
purr (31:28.693)
Yeah.
Bernie (31:29.734)
I think this goes back into what we were talking about. Remember when we were talking about the Dubai Kingston links? Same situation in a way, because sometimes they're out in the miyads in Dubai.
purr (31:35.715)
Yeah, Dubai. We're party.
Bernie (31:42.006)
Somebody said, one of my homegirls, it says she got paid 40K for two nights. She said, it sounded horrific, but sis was paid. No. I hate to say this. What?
purr (31:57.144)
It sounded horrific, but she just got paid. And she... See, it sounds all good and cute, but like me, I am a very mental when it comes to like getting...
Bernie (32:00.007)
No, this is insane.
Bernie (32:14.944)
Yeah.
purr (32:19.249)
I don't think I could just do it if there's like no connection and no attraction. But...
You know, I wish I could. Cause I would be a quick little dial up.
Bernie (32:34.502)
It'd be a quick little dollar holla moment, girl.
purr (32:38.68)
So no shade to the girls that can't. I'm not trying to be shady. I just, I wish I could, I wish I could do that. I can't.
purr (32:53.068)
But also 40,000 ain't never been sitting on the table for me. So I might change my mind if that was ever.
Bernie (32:57.95)
You know.
purr (33:05.597)
Oh.
purr (33:09.172)
I'm saying don't knock the girls that do it, okay?
Bernie (33:15.158)
You can't.
purr (33:19.98)
Sex work is work.
Bernie (33:20.242)
Okay, so where?
This is just an FYI for somebody who wants to know. It says, I went yachting in Miami this weekend with some other people who are notable from Houston. To rent the yacht, it costs almost 300K. I'm not sure why they went ahead and rented the boat, but.
purr (33:28.071)
Oh!
purr (33:41.621)
Ooh.
purr (33:49.568)
Wait, they rented the boat?
Bernie (33:53.162)
Yeah, they were with some people that rented the boat and it cost $300,000. And they were just putting it on here as an FYI. They were just like, I just wanted to let y'all know how much it costs out here. But I don't really think it cost. I mean, what kind of boat did they get? They said it was the same boat that Kim K had when she went yachting in Miami. See, I don't understand the mystique of wanting to be in the same something, something that somebody else had. I'm like, for what?
purr (33:59.167)
Oh, okay.
purr (34:06.133)
Ugh.
purr (34:22.16)
Yeah, for what? Because I could get the one that was like, I don't know, way cheaper. Like just because they had it. Okay, good for them.
Bernie (34:30.504)
Okay.
purr (34:37.464)
I'm gonna get the one on sale.
Bernie (34:40.917)
Okay.
Bernie (34:45.446)
Oh, wow, this is real crazy. So as I'm looking through some of these things in this Reddit about yawning, a lot of people are in here throwing all of these people who are, they were influences under the bus. And I'm just like, why is everybody in everybody's business? How you know that for sure?
purr (35:00.852)
Yeah, how do you know that?
Ha!
Bernie (35:09.322)
But I'm also like...
purr (35:11.424)
I'm curious to know like the prices or like what do, like how do, if someone wanted to get into that per se, like who do they, yeah, who do you contact or like what kind of people are they meeting on these yachts?
Bernie (35:22.645)
Yeah.
Pretty content.
Bernie (35:33.99)
I think part of it starts with like, you gotta obviously be all cute or whatever and make sure you giving your best self in the gram. I mean, that's probably like application number one.
purr (35:43.651)
I do have to have like a following and stuff like that.
Bernie (35:48.414)
Maybe so, and I think probably through, I saw something in some of these threads as I was reading through that, like, somebody said one of their marketing agencies linked them to different partners. And that was how they got involved. But I think they were just given free game.
purr (35:59.381)
off.
Bernie (36:10.494)
I'm like, there ain't nothing wrong with free game, I guess. So I guess that's already people who are lit or getting lit and they wanna like exponentially elevate their shit. Then they like, okay, let me go ahead and see what I got.
purr (36:23.526)
Mm-hmm. Put you on no gatekeeping. I can respect that.
Bernie (36:27.346)
And has something to do with the hashtags on the Instagram. I remember reading something about that too, and saying like, what you're tagging location wise and the hashtags all intertwine in all of that as well too. In that like influencer realm, especially for Instagram to be an Instagram influencer. There's some kind of recipe in that as you're building.
purr (36:40.733)
Oh.
purr (36:46.177)
Oh, okay.
purr (36:50.192)
Okay, okay. The girls are doing their research, okay?
Bernie (36:54.039)
They are.
purr (36:57.084)
I need this money by tomorrow and I'm at it
Bernie (37:00.582)
I'm not either. Do your thing.
So really that was just some free game right there.
purr (37:10.844)
Oh yeah, they are. Ooh, they are not sparing anybody in the- ooh!
Bernie (37:11.03)
But yeah, this, right? They're not sparing no one, girl. And it really does go back to this whole Dubai thing though, as now I'm thinking even more about it from the whole story. They were just in a home, this is just on the boat, or whatever, you spend the day, you come back, whatever. Okay, I see what the situation is. Interesting.
purr (37:36.049)
Oh wow, I'm reading, oh.
I'm just reading some of these. I'm like, ooh, why am I in a business?
Bernie (37:43.286)
They really did throw a lot of people. Yeah, so there's definitely some threads I'm ready of. You wanna go through there and if you're interested and if you guys maybe know who some of these influencers are, I'm gonna be honest. Had I maybe known some of their names, I would have probably maybe said one of them, to be honest, allegedly. But however, I don't know any of these motherfuckers. I just don't. I'm real. Ha ha ha.
purr (38:07.24)
I just, I don't know y'all, sorry.
Bernie (38:09.638)
I don't know y'all even throw y'all into the bus bitch. Hold on.
purr (38:13.304)
Oh, yeah, somebody attacked the Dubai Porta-Potti stuff. I was like, oh.
Bernie (38:18.271)
Yeah, I saw the Dubai Porta Potty stuff too. Yeah, I think that's a whole thread on this whole Dubai Porta Potty. People just telling their experiences and just dumping them into this whole Dubai Porta Potty thread, y'all.
purr (38:23.82)
Yeah.
purr (38:27.768)
I remember when we talked about that, that was probably one of our best, one of our best, if not our best, most popular episode. Yeah. So you know, it's gotta be some truth to that, the way the numbers was like, y'all searching that. Somebody's searching for me.
Bernie (38:33.858)
That was wild. Yeah.
Bernie (38:43.518)
Yeah, somebody looking for that. That shit was dumb. Wow. Dumb. Wow.
purr (38:48.72)
Oh my god. That's great.
Bernie (38:50.458)
Um, okay, so I guess let's get into some of these reddits and see what they have going on.
purr (38:55.624)
I just wanna put my ass on a yacht. Do I have to... fuck a fat fucking billion? Do I have to get shit on by a fat fucking billion?
Bernie (38:59.49)
Do I gotta get shit on?
Bernie (39:06.046)
It depends how hot the shit is, not on this one. No. HAHAHAHA!
purr (39:08.986)
Oh!
purr (39:13.472)
You know how hot it's gonna be hot!
Bernie (39:14.826)
If it's hot shit, I can't, it's gonna start burning out of your chest.
purr (39:19.945)
Didn't they say like the people were taking laxatives and stuff like that so it was just flowing out like so it's not even a stylish shit?
Bernie (39:23.35)
Yes. They were taking laxatives. They were drinking liquor. You know, them liquor shits.
That is just foul. What is the, I mean, it's just degrading as hell. Like, I just, like, what is the, just say it, just say that.
purr (39:34.729)
Is that a king?
purr (39:40.258)
You hate women!
Just say that!
purr (39:48.876)
Just say you hate women. That's cool.
Bernie (39:50.881)
What the fuck? Like, what the fuck?
I mean, what part of that shit is fucking sad? I mean, people are throwing up their shit everywhere. I mean, it's gotta smell just rancid in that bitch.
purr (40:03.676)
I smell crazy in there.
Bernie (40:06.27)
I'm so sorry disclaimer. Oh, I'm so sorry y'all. We just started talking
purr (40:15.264)
Sorry, I just...
Bernie (40:18.391)
Yo, trigger warning bro.
purr (40:21.376)
felt strongly about that. Okay, let's get into some of these witty.
Bernie (40:22.995)
Yeah, that's insane.
Bernie (40:28.466)
Okay, so here's this first one. I think I labeled this first one. It says, yeah, that's weird, ho. All right. It says, is it weird, is it weird, 22 year old woman, that my boyfriend, 30 year old dude, dad asked about my sex life? Okay. Today, it sounds just like you said. My boyfriend's dad asked about my sex life. Today, my boyfriend's...
purr (40:36.779)
That's literally what it said.
purr (40:55.317)
Huh?
Bernie (40:57.034)
My boyfriend's dad and I.
Went for a walk in the mountains. I spent the last few days with them to meet them for the first time. While we were on this walk, he asked me about my sex life with his son, my boyfriend. He asked, what? Hold on the fuck. All right. He asked me if his son, what the fuck?
purr (41:12.364)
What?
Bernie (41:24.15)
Hold on, dawg.
purr (41:27.468)
Pause, I don't like this.
Bernie (41:30.135)
This is crazy.
purr (41:32.136)
What?
Bernie (41:33.43)
He asked me if his son satisfies me in the bedroom and he asked if my libido was higher or lower than his. He also asked about whether I was adventurous or not in the bedroom. If I nag him for sex, he said men don't like a woman that nags men for sex. I'm also a Christian and my boyfriend's family isn't religious. My boyfriend's dad also asked if I was going to make his son wait for sex until marriage. If we weren't already,
purr (41:37.196)
What?
purr (41:58.304)
Why is he in my fucking business like that?
Bernie (42:01.118)
If we weren't already having sex, we are having sex, but I just felt weird talking about it with his dad that I met for the first time. Oh, I'm not gonna say what I... Okay, what is going... I answered this question because I felt a bit awkward and I felt that I had to, but I also said my family is a bit conservative and we don't usually talk about these things. My boyfriend's dad isn't. My boyfriend's dad said it's important to talk about and that's why he brought it up, but I can't help but...
purr (42:04.18)
He's out of line.
purr (42:11.585)
He needs a gun, sure.
Bernie (42:29.875)
feel it was a bit inappropriate.
purr (42:30.048)
Yeah, maybe to talk about with his son, not with you, that's completely inappropriate. He's out of time.
Bernie (42:35.046)
Yeah, she said she felt like it was inappropriate. I'm not sure if I should tell my boyfriend that his dad asked me these questions or if I should just leave it and forget about it. I've never had this happen before and was wondering if this is normal.
purr (42:50.104)
Now, the answer.
Bernie (42:50.718)
Somebody say, yeah, that is fucking weird. I hate it. I hate it too. It's so fucking weird.
purr (42:54.536)
I hate it. I hate it.
purr (42:59.368)
Ew!
Bernie (43:00.946)
I've never... Are you...
purr (43:03.356)
And he didn't just ask like, are y'all fucking? He went into deep, like, I need the deep.
Bernie (43:08.278)
Yo, is he satisfying you? But, like what? You outta your mind? You just asked me, does my pussy pop for your son? You outta your fucking mind? Yes, it pops. Like, I don't know what to tell you. What?
purr (43:23.66)
How high is your libido? Is it higher than my sons? What?
Bernie (43:28.138)
Are you begging him for sex? What? Get out of here.
purr (43:33.644)
Why are you in my poofy's business like that? Why are you in her business? That is weird. Or why not? You know what would be less weird? It's still kind of weird. But like, why wouldn't he ask his son? Peace question.
Bernie (43:49.11)
Yeah, that's like that's definitely appropriate to ask the son like I mean, it's not appropriate for sure for sure, but it's like
purr (43:52.586)
Yeah.
but it's not like I don't want to immediately call the cops. Yeah.
Bernie (43:56.702)
on some weird ass father son shit
purr (44:02.156)
like awesome guy talk, like, okay, I don't know about going into crazy detail and stuff like that, like that's kind of out of pocket.
Bernie (44:08.095)
INSANE.
purr (44:12.276)
That's very, very weird. And why was she walking with this man by herself through the mountain?
Bernie (44:19.03)
Where were they headed and what was the plan? I mean, maybe they were just going on a walk Maybe they were just like I mean, I feel like an innocent walk. Well, hey, you want to go for a walk? Yeah
purr (44:21.493)
What's the point?
purr (44:25.844)
Yeah, like get to know each other and then now you're talking about... my pussy.
Bernie (44:31.51)
Yeah, I feel like that was not cool. If you're gonna ask about that, you should have asked about it at the dinner table in front of everybody or something, I don't know. I just feel like...
purr (44:38.324)
Yeah, yeah, let's just put it out there for everybody because why are you asking me that?
Bernie (44:43.071)
It's insane.
purr (44:46.08)
I would bring it up at dinner just because. So remember when we were on our walk and you were asking about my pussy? Um, no I don't want to bring it up. No, no let's talk about it. Let's talk about it while we got everybody here.
Bernie (44:51.039)
I'm sorry.
purr (44:59.undefined)
Because you know you, you know that was wrong, that was inappropriate. Now you don't want to talk about it? Okay.
Bernie (45:05.282)
Hehehe
purr (45:07.372)
Put them to god, France, Greece. Fuck around.
Bernie (45:09.802)
Yeah, she should definitely tell her boyfriend, is she crazy?
purr (45:13.776)
yeah that's weird i'm like was he trying to like hit on her i feel like that was a little
Bernie (45:19.51)
Was he drunk? I feel like he may have been drunk. I mean, that's no excuse, but that sounds like some drunk white people shit. What the fuck?
purr (45:28.872)
It really was.
purr (45:32.664)
fact that you felt comfortable enough okay um oh okay this one is crazy okay this one is titled good information um this one said this one's titled so you doing the bending no i'm kidding it's not titled that
Bernie (45:35.714)
weird.
Bernie (45:51.923)
Ah, I can't!
Bernie (45:58.51)
What are you talking about?
purr (45:59.168)
So you're doing the best. Oh! I mean, it's basically says that, it's in the straight paggy.
Bernie (46:03.449)
Oh shit.
Bernie (46:10.165)
Okay.
purr (46:11.464)
straight up pegging no i'm kidding straight pegging um subreddit so it says guys how did you get past the thoughts that pegging is unmanly this is something that i'm really interested in trying but i can't get the idea that um this will make me less of a man out of my head
Bernie (46:24.118)
Mm-hmm.
Bernie (46:30.462)
Oh wow, okay, that's a great question.
purr (46:35.813)
Mm-hmm. Um, so some people said it takes a real man not to give a fuck, practice it. I agree. Like, why are you concerned with what other, really what other men think about what you're doing? And I think, I feel like the most manly or like masculine thing you can do is to be like secure in yourself. Um.
Bernie (46:52.875)
What you're doing.
purr (47:03.46)
including like your sexuality, like you don't have to answer to any fucking body if you're not fucking them. So who cares?
Bernie (47:08.875)
No.
So no one else is gonna know, and it's not like it's a secret. I mean, you don't really need to share that you're getting begged anyways. I mean, unless you like dying to tell somebody, hey.
purr (47:17.428)
Yeah, it's not like once you start getting pegged, you gotta stick something on your forehead like I got pegged. I be pegging. I'm doing the bending. Or she doing the bending. Like you don't have to.
Bernie (47:27.211)
I'm doing the bit. Shit yeah, like you don't have to do that.
Bernie (47:34.574)
That's interesting though.
purr (47:37.08)
Some other people said, I don't know how to say it other than I accepted I like things in my ass. Well, not or yet. I've been followed my whole life, enlisted military for two contracts. Okay, this is irrelevant information. I guess he's trying to list all this masculine stuff. I have a 69 AMC Javelin Project car. I built more things than I paid a specialist to come and do. I have nothing left to prove. When it comes to a man car, fact.
Bernie (48:02.038)
What?
purr (48:05.788)
is prostate stability is fantastic. Yeah, like, so I guess he listed all this manly stuff to prove like, this doesn't make me any less of a man. Like, okay.
Bernie (48:06.018)
Well, you just proved it.
Bernie (48:16.546)
But you just did prove it, babe. We didn't need to know that. You would have left that off.
purr (48:23.221)
Didn't even know.
purr (48:26.784)
The point that you were trying to make is actually...
purr (48:32.905)
How...anywho. Um, someone said I never really had this issue, mostly because it was my idea due to trying an alternative to my wife's painful PIV issues. I think that means pelvic inflammatory
Bernie (48:50.646)
Penis and vagina.
purr (48:53.26)
Oh, mmm. Oh, that's P I T. Oh, yeah, you're probably right. Painful penis and vagina issues. So I just looked at it as another form of sexual intimacy, but I'm not all out I think on this one. Yeah, I mean, I don't know.
Bernie (48:55.894)
Oh, he couldn't fuck her, so she fucked him. Right, is that penis and vagina?
Bernie (49:13.07)
What does he mean? He the eyeball out.
purr (49:18.572)
Someone says, stop looking at all the feminization posts that accompany many of the pegging videos, images, and the subreddit. It doesn't need to be that way.
Bernie (49:27.35)
What feminization videos?
purr (49:30.456)
I don't know. But I think there's just, they probably mean like there's a lot of feminization attached to the pegging and it doesn't, like it doesn't necessarily.
Bernie (49:39.822)
Uh oh.
purr (49:46.248)
mean that if you're into pegging.
Bernie (49:50.529)
Hehehehehehe
Bernie (49:56.126)
I mean, I guess I just like, you know.
purr (49:58.004)
people see as unmanly as pegging gay yada
Bernie (50:02.91)
It's not if you're doing it with a woman. The only gay act is if you're doing it, you're fucking another man and you're doing this shit with another man. That's the only thing that's gay. I mean, if you're doing anything you choose to do sexually with another woman and you are a man, it is a heterosexual, I mean, y'all doing some heterosexual shit. I mean, it might be a gay act, but I'm just playing up. It might be a gay act, but you're doing that gay shit with that bitch though. Nah, just saying.
purr (50:10.113)
Yeah.
Yeah.
purr (50:29.888)
Gay-ish, but it ain't gay.
Bernie (50:32.274)
No, but like it's not gay because you're doing it with her. So I mean, I just don't see.
purr (50:38.092)
I just feel like if my nigga was into that, it would just have to be.
Bernie (50:42.046)
Is it a little gay to get your butt putt? Is it a little gay? Yes!
purr (50:47.424)
that and get your, okay, so for me not to be like, hmm, I feel like there would have to be like certain, like you can't be holding your shit up, like spread eagle like that and want me to eat your ass. And then you can't be like arched, tooted up like crazy, you know what I'm saying? Like your back can't be arched better than me? Hope.
Bernie (50:52.59)
I'm out.
Bernie (51:05.598)
Yeah. Okay, so it's positional for you.
Right, okay. I understand. So you don't want to be, you don't want to emasculate them and you also don't want to take on too much masculinity on where you're cracking this man's legs open and you're like, okay, hold on a second. This is, yeah, you're holding.
purr (51:22.72)
Yeah!
Yeah, like I'm holding your legs.
purr (51:32.224)
I don't even want to get down like that. I don't get down like that.
That is so, that is so dominating and so like, uh-uh.
purr (51:49.14)
I just involved in like soup. Like, she's in there. She's spreading the cheese. She's like.
Bernie (51:55.412)
Yeah.
purr (51:58.04)
happen, you know, that, but to each their own. I can't.
Bernie (52:01.07)
Yeah, he died hard. Yeah, right, right. For sure, for sure. I totally understand that. There are certain things where I can see that. Where you're like, you know what? I don't want that to be part of my journey. And that's cool.
Bernie (52:20.691)
AHHHHH
purr (52:27.986)
I'm not sure. Oh!
Bernie (52:31.262)
Oh my god, I'm crying.
purr (52:34.392)
Oh god, I nearly choked. Please stop.
Bernie (52:41.959)
Listen I feel like there's nothing wrong with it everybody is T-Shaw
Bernie (52:50.774)
Ooh, Lord Jesus. Okay.
purr (52:52.2)
Oh my god, that almost took me out. Uh.
Bernie (52:58.018)
Let's see what we have next. Yeah, we got time for one good one. Let me see if it's about.
purr (53:04.461)
Oh, I must have it.
Bernie (53:08.894)
Ooh, this one says, should we do, ooh, bitch. Oh, this one's messy as fuck. Oh God, he's crying over here. Shut up! He doing too much. No, I'm just playing. No, he's not crying. He wrote too damn much.
purr (53:13.338)
Oh, bitch. Oh, okay.
purr (53:19.732)
Now he's crying.
Bernie (53:29.21)
Oh, here it goes. This is enough to read. It says, am I wrong for ending a 20 year marriage because I learned my wife cheated on me while we were dating? My wife, 44 woman, he's 43 year old dude. I have been married for 20 years. We started dating in high school when I was a junior. We were long distance for the first two years in college. Blah, blah, blah. It says we lived together after college ever since. We got married the summer after I graduated college. Our marriage has been pretty great so far. I.
but I initiated a divorce after I discovered that she was sleeping with multiple other men for two years, we were long distance. Ho, ho, you weren't married though.
purr (54:10.466)
Yeah.
Bernie (54:12.898)
She was sleeping with multiple...
purr (54:13.552)
And y'all was long distance, like what did you really...
Bernie (54:16.558)
I mean, what the fuck? It says just after Christmas, we got together with a few friends of hers from college to catch up, have dinner, hang out. We talked a lot of stuff. My wife mentioned that we met in high school. Not that we dated, we just met her old college roommate commented that it was crazy that we met in high school and had a few wild years in college and then ended up together. I played along and commented that I didn't know if my wife was crazy as I was.
The roommate started to tell a story, but my wife cut her off and said she was uncomfortable about it. I sensed her off and she was uncomfortable. I sensed something was up, so I said that we started dating in high school and we were together for my wife's entire time at college. All my wife's friends got real quiet and the rest of the dinner was awkward. On the way out, one of her other roommates took me aside and said I should have an honest conversation about what happened at college. I asked my wife on the way home.
purr (55:04.242)
Your wife is so- Hello!
Bernie (55:13.354)
She kind of blew me off. I told her it was important that she was honest with me. And again, she said that it wasn't important. When we got home, I told her I was going to stay at my brother's house until she was ready to talk about what happened in college. The next day, she came over and admitted that to sleeping with several men during her first two years at college, she said that she didn't consider it a big deal at the time because we were long distance and she didn't think a high school romance would last. I pressed for more details and she said that it was at least
purr (55:39.416)
I can be so long.
Bernie (55:40.494)
She said that it was at least 10 different men, including at least three guys she introduced me to as friends when I came to visit on weekends, and one guy she was still in contact with. I told her that I wanted a divorce and that I would be starting the paperwork as soon as I could. On January 2nd, her family and most of my family is telling me I shouldn't throw away a marriage over a few mistakes. I've stood by my belief that cheating on me with multiple men for years is unacceptable no matter when it happened and the fact that she continued to.
purr (55:53.405)
Yeah!
Bernie (56:07.838)
maintain relationships with these guys right in front of me was unacceptable amount of disrespect. We have two children, but they are 17 and 19 and I believe they will understand why I need to end the marriage. Am I wrong for leaving? I feel like I'm going crazy with the amount of people telling me to look over the years of infidelity and decades of lies.
purr (56:27.488)
Like, I feel like he's overreacting.
Bernie (56:30.082)
Charge into the game, nigga. I mean, that shit was decades ago.
purr (56:32.332)
Yeah, like, you guys were long distance. She really didn't think y'all was gonna make it. Like, I guess she could've been like, yeah, so I was running them up. Like, those two, my first, it's our first two years of college. And it's a long distance relationship. Like,
Bernie (56:47.902)
And my thing is, is like, what is the biggest issue? It's college, that was years ago.
purr (56:53.048)
I guess it's the fact that he didn't know. And men can't stand getting cheated on, but like they just can't tell. Years, y'all weren't married.
Bernie (56:58.719)
It was years ago.
Bernie (57:04.798)
Hell, you were, I mean, I guess you were together, but it wasn't like that.
purr (57:05.322)
it
purr (57:09.13)
Yeah.
Bernie (57:09.614)
Anyone like it? No.
purr (57:15.216)
I don't know, I think he's overreacting to throw away a whole marriage because of that. Like she's not still sleeping with him.
Bernie (57:25.206)
I guess I understand, only part I understand is like, what else did you lie about?
purr (57:31.327)
Mm-hmm.
Bernie (57:32.63)
But that's going into like, what ifs. You don't know what else the bitch lied about. There's reason to believe that she may have lied about other things, but also, did you ever ask her straight up, were you sleeping with other people before, have you ever cheated, have you ever asked her that? You know what I mean? I feel like, so she really didn't lie, she just didn't tell you, you know, she just didn't tell you what happened.
purr (57:54.673)
Yeah. I just feel like it's kind of hard to...
Bernie (57:57.363)
So I don't know if that's a lie.
purr (58:03.58)
expect someone their first year of college long distance.
I don't know.
purr (58:15.549)
I feel like you should assume that anyway.
Bernie (58:17.93)
You should have been cheating too.
purr (58:20.168)
Yeah, honestly, you both should have been...
Bernie (58:22.41)
You should have been, I'll thank God. I've been, I fucked like 19 bitches. That's, I mean, fuck. That's what she was probably hoping you were gonna say. And you were like, no, I've been faithful. I've been holding you down, ho. She like, oh shit, I done fucked like, I done fucked at least 10 niggas. It's.
purr (58:27.038)
Yeah.
purr (58:35.431)
Oh shit.
at least it's the fact that they was talked about at that dinner though like and they're like what was your time in college when you was wildin hold on my man here what you doing why would y'all say that and you know my man here why are we talking about this
Bernie (58:44.423)
Yo, what the fuck?
Bernie (58:52.502)
Hehehehehehehehehehe
Bernie (59:01.101)
But it was the fact that had they should have known that, especially knowing that they knew, maybe they didn't know that they knew each other then.
Her college friend didn't know that her current man was the same nigga. I mean, I just don't understand.
purr (59:18.172)
Yeah, have they been together since high school? I don't know. That's why I was like, was this messy?
Bernie (59:22.91)
and that they still friends 20 years later or whatever. And like, you know what I'm saying? Like they didn't know that, that was the same nigga.
purr (59:32.756)
Yeah, y'all weren't at the wedding or something like, you know, I don't know. Like, I don't know.
Bernie (59:36.83)
Right? The storytelling here is not happening. It's just not happening right. Some things are, it's not that they're all, it's just like.
purr (59:43.848)
Maybe they felt like he was cool about cool with it and he knew about it And they were just you know, casually talking reminiscing about the past and he was like, hold on. Wait, you didn't tell me you fuck 18 niggas
Bernie (59:57.886)
Yeah, that's what a way to find out I kind of live for the messy shit that shit is giving housewives. Where was the cameras? No, i'm just playing where are the cameras? That shit sounded messy, I mean they like falling apart now though, at least the kids has grown
purr (59:59.025)
and cut all in.
purr (01:00:04.564)
Ooh, where are the cam?
purr (01:00:09.412)
Oh, that is... It is. But I still feel like he's... Yeah. I feel like that's still... He's still doing too much, but...
Bernie (01:00:22.25)
I feel like he's doing a little too much. I feel like they could definitely work through the shit. You know what I mean? Like, and figure out what the real issue is and she can come clean and tell the truth about everything. And if he wants the details or whatever happens, sure, get it, whatever you need. But it's never that serious. The shit was two decades ago.
purr (01:00:35.788)
Okay.
I don't think it's that serious. Like, yeah, get over it.
Bernie (01:00:44.178)
You know, I had two kids, married. I mean, you can really be pissed about it. I totally understand that, but then you just have to just get over it.
purr (01:00:52.736)
and everything else has been great, so I don't know.
Bernie (01:00:54.87)
Go to the strip club and spend up some money and feel a little better and then come back home and say, woo, who did it? I feel better. I mean, I don't know, whatever you need to do.
purr (01:01:02.124)
he gonna get out there and realize that the dating pool is full of piss and shit and he's gonna be right back
Bernie (01:01:08.418)
Yeah, you're gonna be right back like, Miss Parker. Mm-hmm.
purr (01:01:13.308)
Miss Parker, he's gonna be out standing in the rain with a boombox like, baby, come back. I messed up.
Bernie (01:01:22.162)
And she can be like, baby, I don't double back on the 10 niggas I fucking college. You don't miss out. And four of them niggas engineers.
purr (01:01:26.207)
Right.
purr (01:01:30.937)
And we weren't together this time, so... Heh.
purr (01:01:40.212)
What the fuck going on?
Bernie (01:01:41.475)
Oh, yes. And on that note, y'all, it has been another fucking episode of why sweet podcast. It's been another fat Tuesday.
purr (01:01:49.075)
Yeah.
purr (01:01:54.412)
Y'all know where to fuck with us. Instagram, Twitter, we'll never be X. TikTok. Yeah, and we'll be back here next Tuesday. See you then.
purr (01:02:09.418)
Yeah?