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Welcome to White Noise. Well, yeah, there we are virtually here,
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we are virtually I am Michael Jetson.
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Barry, I'm Chelsea Jacobson and and.
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Today we are discussing Bell Crow.
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I wish I had some to make the noise. It's
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such a great noise.
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I know, it is such a great noise. And for
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friends who are just joining us for the first time,
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because you never know, this is a fun. It's so
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fun not to pay attention to it. Where Chelsea gives
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Ryan and I a topic for you know, so today
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was bell Crow, and we each get ten minutes to
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talk about that topic, whatever it makes us think of.
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And then at the end, Chelsea chooses a winner based
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on what is it?
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Based on whatever in the In that second I feel
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like basing it on.
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And at one point the winner was going to h
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was going to get not the Heisman Trophy but a
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himantro Him Trophy.
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Yes, yes, which I still can't decide what I think
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it looks like.
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Yeah, I still have in Google time, and I don't
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know what they look like. And in my brain it
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kind of looks like a croissant.
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It's like a croissant that sounds delicious, but.
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Right, it's probably just as complicated too.
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Yeah, to make.
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To break it always they both take a lot of
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work to get the desired result, Like more work than
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maybe it's worth.
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Then I'll just go to Costco and get twelve of
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them for six bucks.
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Like what takes longer making a croissant or getting a
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woman to orgasm?
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I'm gonna.
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I'm sure.
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How how is that croissant? And how good is that orgasm?
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I mean, yeah, that is true. Yeah, although is there
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a bad one? A bad orgasm? Oh?
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Are to say? Cissant was like definitely our bad croissants?
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Oh yeah, no, I guess there's no bad orgasm. It's
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a little zero sum.
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I like how we went from velcrow to female orchanasm
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very okay related. Oh yeah, we've figured out which one
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of us is going to go fast.
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Yes, and I also have a timer for those at home.
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Oh yeah, ten minutes each contestant. It's ten minutes and
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ten minutes alone, and we run a tight ship.
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I have to say this was actually a pretty challenging topic, Velcro, Yeah,
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I thought so.
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Like a challenge. Okay, your time starts now, all right?
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Awesome, So Velcrow of course I've got all my like
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little fun facts and history.
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Right.
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So it was created in nineteen forty one by a
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gentleman named George de Mestral menstrl mestrel menstrel. Now that
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would be mestrol, that would be maybe that's the relationship
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to the female orgasm.
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That's how you already tied it altogether.
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And everyone won. He actually he's he was an engineer
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and came up with it as a result of uh,
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seeing birds or like the you know, little seeds get
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caught in his dog's hair and he's like, oh, maybe
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this has like a functional purpose. The word is actually
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the combination of two French words that stand for volures
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and crochet, so hook and loop.
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Right, knew that, so it makes Yeah, it kind of
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comes together.
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Oh bye, be here all night. Tip your tip, your waitress. Uh.
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It was heavily used in the Apollo missions because obviously
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it keeps things stuck when you're in zero grab and
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a two inch square can carry upwards of one hundred
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and seventy five pounds. What yes, velcrow, Now I'm gonna gamble.
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This is like I wonder if, like I don't know
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if off brand Velcrow works. This way like if I
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go by, like timu velcrow, what am I getting like
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fifty pounds twenty five pounds if you but if you
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want that one hundred and seventy five pounds, you gotta
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buy velcro velcrow. Okay, I don't even know if that's
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a thing. Can you go be like I want the
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velcrow bel crow.
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I can totally see that. You walk into a stobby
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like I need to buy some velcrow, but I want
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actual valcrow not.
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I feel like this is like a home depot question,
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like walk in. They've got to have it, like I
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want the real velcrow. Yeah, but the real velcrow also
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happens to let will last through something like ten thousand cycles,
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so ten thousand times wow, before it ultimately becomes somewhat
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kind of useless. So and obviously there's been adaptations of it.
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And like this is totally me being a nerd, but
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we all have it in our car, right because I'm
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or if you have a car, you likely have an
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easy pass, and if you remember, your easy pass kind
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of sticks up with this very unique velcrow.
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No, all right, yeah, it's not like plastic key one
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where they're like yeah, bumps and they kind of like
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pit together.
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So actually they're little mushrooms. Oh and it's called dual
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lock and why it's preferred over typical valcro. So typical
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valcro is susceptible to coming apart through long term like
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shaking obviously like riding around in a car. Well, dual
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lock on the other side, well not, it actually holds
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it secure and will go very long periods of time
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without ever letting go. So of course that's from that
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was from our friends at three M. But obviously, like
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the topic of ASMR comes up here frequently, and we
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I think we talked about bel Crow in the last
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episode as it relates to ASMR. So I actually did
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like a little bit of a dive into that because
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I think we were debating about like is it like
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what is it really right? Is it a feeling? Is
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it a is it positive? Is it sexual? So, as
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it turns out, ASMR can be both positive and negative,
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and it tends to be a bodily reaction or a
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physical reaction to a sound or even a touch.
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It's a sex thing, a reaction.
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But I think I think like nails on a chalkboard
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count as ASMR, like that reaction, like like it's driving
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me crazy.
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Yeah, but I bet there's someone somewhere that gets turned
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on by that.
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Right, maybe they have a female orgasm. Maybe I'm keeping
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the circle. I'm bringing it back. Appreciate this, no.
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Laugh, but my joke that I'm hilarious.
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I worked hard on that one. So actually, so it
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can be. It can be sound driven, right, and apparently
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there are very few sounds that can be confused with
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with vlcro and Belcro also has a very tactile sort
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of response, so like if you think about it right now,
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you can imagine touching either sides, like the soft side
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which is the loop side, and the hard side, which
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is the hook side. So you know, our friend Belcrow
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can be very very asmri.
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We're kind of edging right now that we don't have
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any were like blue balling. Essentially, the listener for this
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feel blue bald right now?
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Yeah, grab the YouTube's see what you can say.
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So, okay, I mean the real thing spoiler, but I
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had a link to it. Let me see if I
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can find it that I was going to use, but
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here we are, I'll.
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Just use it now.
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Well, this is the ad because it's you, I'm going
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to strip the ad.
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Oh now, that's good.
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That very slowly being pulled apart velcro.
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Yeah, it's belcro.
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It makes my tongue feel weird. I don't know. Maybe
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that's my maybe that's my SMR response, but I'm like, eh,
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you're telling you.
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It does stuff to you physically. They didn't expect it.
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To your sex stuff feel weird.
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Yeah, the tip of my tongue feels strange when I
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listen to it. It Actually the sound kind of makes me uncomfortable,
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if I'm being honest.
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Oh yeah, but doesn't it feel a kin does sex? Seriously,
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I'm like, like a discomfort.
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Like but like a little like.
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I've never had my tongue feel weird during set.
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Oh well, well, I feel like we just learned a
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little something about you.
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Wait, does your time field?
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Actually I don't know, but I like, yeah.
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But it's funny. It's like, I don't know that I
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had any real deep, like personal associations with Bell Crow
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maybe other than the shirts that I wear, the pants
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that I wear, and the shoes that I wear. But no,
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I'm kidding, I don't wear Bell Crow. Guys. Michael's like
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looking at me like I'm serious, and I'm like, come on, you.
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Know well, I I must have shoes that have bel
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crow on them somewhere.
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I don't know, not since the first grade.
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Yeah, I do know how to tie shoes now. Yeah,
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most days, most days I can die my own shoes.
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So maybe I don't have any belcrow shoes.
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Did either of you have like a senior night? So
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senior night in high school was the night of graduation
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where for us, you showed up at the high school
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and you were locked in the high school and they
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provided a whole bunch of fun things to do that
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would keep you entertained for the entire night, and your
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parents would come pick you up at like five or
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six am. No, no, okay, So maybe this is just
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a thing where I went to high school, okay, And
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that the purpose of it was to ensure that there
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wasn't a tragedy on graduation night due to people being
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people celebrating. So the objective was to create a big
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enough party with enough interesting stuff that people would just
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want to show up and have a good time. And
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it was like, you know, they had different games and
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like you know, outdoor blow up things and like a
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DJ and basketball tournaments and it was you know, it
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was like it was awesome. But one of my key
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memories from it is a thing called the flywall.
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Oh yeah, yeah.
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So you put on the velcrow the one side of
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the velcrowbody suit, yes, and against the wall as an
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inflatable wall with the loop side of the velcrow, and
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you would run, you'd jump on the thing and attempt
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to fling your body and the best way possible up
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against it to stick to the wall.
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This is the best convention in the entire world. It
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was so fun and I.
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Think I did it a handful of times when I
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was there, and the objective was to get the most
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awkward up there that you could, So it was like
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good for a photo. But like I was always envious.
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I was too I wasn't too daring, Like I had
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friends that would hit it and jump and do like
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a flip and hit it and I'm like, I don't
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even know how you did that. But that's one of
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my main memories from Velcrow as a child was being
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locked into the high school to myself against a velcrow wall.
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We did it different in Virginia, yeah, but that's probably
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like the main thing.
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Did you guys have five seconds?
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Oh, I'm so distracted.
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All the time. That's perfect. I actually had one other
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thing to share, but that's a good way to end it.
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I'll take that.
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There we go.
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Did you did you guys have like like any of
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this stuff, like what did you guys do for graduation?
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I feel like this might be a generational thing at
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this point.
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I think other schools where I grew up did it,
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did those like lock in type things? Mine just didn't
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because I was like a puppy little Catholic school and they, yeah,
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they were like nah. I feel like the brothers at
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Christmas Brothers Academy. They lived there, so they were like,
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we don't want students running around all night.
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Oh you mean locking locking young boys and with preset
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night is a bad well.
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I think Brother Michael would have loved it, but he
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got up voted by the other ones.
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So I don't mean to pick on the Catholic church.
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But no, it's actual. It was true. We have Brother
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Michael and Sister Marianne found questionable things on his computer
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and after a lot of too much deliberating, Brother Michael
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was us to leave because he was actually really good principal.
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We were all kind of bummed to see him go.
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Were he was the principal.
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Oh no, yeah, wait Chelsea, did your high school do
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something like that? Did you?
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Like?
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No?
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But I think that's because everyone in my high school
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was such a dick that they wouldn't have gone. Like
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my high school, everyone was such a dick that people
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didn't go to the dances. Like on homecoming night, people
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like didn't go to the school and went go to
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the dance. They like did their own Like everyone would
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be in different groups, and you'd go do your own activity.
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You go to like laser Tag, or you go to
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like why can I only think of laser Tag? You
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go to laser Tag? You go to uh, I don't know,
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like one of those jumpy house like trampoline houses. Yes,
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like you'd you'd go do something else because everyone was
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too cool to go to the school for the dance.
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So if they were like, oh, we're gonna have a
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thing at the school so you guys don't drink and drive,
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everyone would be like, we're gonna drink and drive more. Okay, Michael,
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are you prepared?
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Yeah?
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Okay, you're ten minutes. It was very like accusatoris are
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you prepared? Your ten minutes starts now?
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Okay? So I didn't think this day would actually come,
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but it came where Ryan I researched the exact same things.
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And now I deeply regret saying you go first, because
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I was going to talk about the history of Velcrow
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and then transition into talking about ASMR. Well, oh no way,
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we were literally when you then I was like, okay, cool,
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at least I have the ASMR Velcrow back up. And
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then you started talking about and I was like, well,
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screw it. I'm just gonna That's why I have the link.
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You just did point for point everything I looked up,
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so I mean.
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You don't have any other history, you have to I have.
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A little bit more. That's why I was like, well,
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we'll do a little bit like when you talk about
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the Velcrow wall. Where that actually started was in nineteen
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eighty four, the first Velcrow wall, and it was David
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Letterman when it was on Letterman when he was interviewing
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Velcrow's director in the US, the director of Industrial Sales,
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and he was wearing a Velcrow suit, and then at
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the end of the interview he launched himself via a
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trampoline onto a Velcrow wall. And then it took a
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few years and then of course a New Zealand bar owner,
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which I feel like New Zealand is like great for
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these things, like they invented bungee jumping, and you know
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they just love to do things like this. So some guy,
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a bar owner in New Zealand was like, I'm going
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to create a jumping wall and he called it the
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human Fly and he had a human fly contest at
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his watering hole as he called welcome, you can all
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come to my watering hole and become a human fly
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in veilcrow veil curR. I don't know. I can't do
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an Australia an accent, even Zealand accent. So by nineteen
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ninety two, velcrow velcrow jumping had spreyed through the UIs No,
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it had made it to the US and velcrow jumping
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was very popular. However, the game never gained like major
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national momentum, but as they say in Time magazine, every
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once in a while it shows up at carnivals and fairs,
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basically anywhere you might also want to find a moon walk,
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which those are fun too. I feel like also it's
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the same thing where like you'll go to places where
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they do the skydiving thing, but like you're in that
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little chamber, I feel like they're near each other.
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The indoor skydiving.
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Yeah, I've always wanted to do that too, I've done I've.
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Done that things.
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Did you do it around here? No?
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I did it in like Denver with my mom? Yeah?
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Just does it really just feel like you're flying? Yeah?
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It was really fun. I've never been actual sk diving.
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It's something I really want to do.
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Actually, I've done it.
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Yeah, I want to go where you go?
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I did it in Florida. Okay, down down down to
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the southern tip of Florida. I've strapped to some guy's chest.
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And actually I don't think he really enjoyed the whole
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thing because I kept looking up and he would keep
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pushing my head back down.
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Oh, I know what that's I was waiting for it
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if I had a time moment.
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Looking up, Stop talking.
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Start listening to this, right, this is the episode that
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your mom finally listens to.
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I hope so it's her.
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First and last episode. What would wait? Real quick? Because
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your mom is such a good what would what do
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you think her reaction would be to a joke such
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as that.
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Yeah, she probably go well, I got it. This is
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this is the lady by the way, who when playing
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cards against Humanity, ended up with the card RoadHead, and
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very heavily shared it. And we're all cackling, and my
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mom's like, I, you know, I don't know that I
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understand why that's funny. And we were like, what do
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you think RoadHead is?
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Oh?
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My god, And my mom's like, I figured it's like BedHead,
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but in a car where you open the window and
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the wind messes up your hair.
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That's a really good guess.
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And I'm like, it's a solid guess.
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I'm like, God, good, that's nice.
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Mom.
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And I looked at h I looked at Paul, her husband.
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I said, I'll let you cover this. Oh oh, I
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don't mean it's like that guess.
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That's a really good guess on your mom's part. Though. Actually,
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I think that's like a really logical thing to think
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it is.
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Yeah, No, it makes total sense because.
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There is a a word for that. When you have
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your hair done and it gets fucked up in the car,
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there needs to be a word for that.
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Yeah, it would be kind of funny if you show
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showed up back to the place and be like, guys,
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I've got a road Dad, I just had the worst
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RoadHead ever and can you can you help me?
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Look, I'm like I had a blowout.
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I call the police.
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Yeah, my RoadHead is so bad. Something out right in
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my eye as well. So now it's all inflamed. Oh well,
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that's so Velcrow trying to think abound by.
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The way you hit the history that I was not
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able to find it like in the time that I
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was working. So actually you covered off on the stuff
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that I was interested in finding out.
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Great, So yes there was that. And then Velcrow also
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is very very popular with toy companies. That was another
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place where like along with many other things, but all
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the fun toys we have, like the super Grip, which
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I didn't know that's what that was called. And that's
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the one where you have the tennis ball and you
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catch it in the paddle with the velve you know,
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the bel crow, the like plastic round like dish with
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the velcrow on the front and the ndy of the
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velcrow thing over your hand. That actually was the little
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ASMR thing I played was one of those paddles, and
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it was a woman putting it on.
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That's also what allowed me to play baseball as an
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awkward homosexual. I didn't have to was that.
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I loved that although you knew you had a cheap
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one when you throw the tennis ball and it wouldn't
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stick you. How frustrating for those when you went to
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another kid's house and it would just bounce off and
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you're like, well, where'd you get your catcher?
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Not a picture run?
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You know, it depends on the moment.
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Who's on first, so who's in first? So yeah, so
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that's I didn't know what it was called. The the
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super grip, which I think is really fun. Those I
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think I believe were invented in nineteen ninety one. Recently
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they say the most commonly used velcrow. The thing we
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were used velcro the most is to affix adhesive in
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things to the backs of iPads. So that's another really
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popular for mounts. Velcrow entered the army market in two
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thousand and four in combat uniforms.
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About to say, I thought it was very like military.
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Big in the military, but not anymore because the military
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hated it. Finally they stopped using it. It was issued
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in two thousand and four. They eventually stopped using it
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because soldiers in Afghanistan specifically complained about how like it
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didn't really work because it's so dusty there, so it
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would get because Velcrow's great until it gets dirty and
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then it can't hook. And they were like, as one
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guy said, which I don't know if this is the
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best quote, but he was like, Taliban attacks come and go,
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but dust is a constant in Afghanistan. I mean, it's
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it's not a particularly nice quote, but that was the
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best one I could find.
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Google. I have a Taliban please.
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But dust is forever. So therefore we don't want to
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use Valcro anymore. I think Velcro still very much is duce,
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but not as much in different ways after that. But yeah,
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that's I mean, though, I think from everything you said,
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those are really the only additional things I have to add.
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I mean, we talked about the menstrual man and how
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he invented it from uh birds, which actually makes me
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think of my mom's mestrol, not mestral. So my mom
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has a little it's called a beaver terrier. It's called beer.
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But I know this episode is really just brought to.
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You vagina heavy.
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I mean, it's forward. This episode's very there's been a
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heavy flow of vaginal references, so we're just gonna make
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Ryan really uncomfortable. So she's a really cute little dog,
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imagine a Yorky but like black and white, and he's
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really really sweet, and she takes him to this big
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park near my parents house where they can he can
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just sort of run, and he like gets into bushes
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and stuff, and he always comes back like covered in burrs.
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And I feel like we spend more time like de
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burring him than we do actually on the walk. And
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I mean he hates a bit. He just chills there
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at this point because you just pull all these birds
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out of his hair. But I see why if you
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were an inventor of some sort, you were like this
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could be yeah. Yeah, I mean interesting that it took
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the guy so long, because did you read it took
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him like eight years to figure it out from when
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he had the idea to when he finally like figured
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out how to make Valcro leave it with seven or
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eight years for him to figure out the like hooking.
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Well, it's one dog year. Yeah, to be fair, that's
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your time trying to help his dog. It was it
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was one dog.
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Yere took one dog year. Maybe he did that on
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purpose because he liked the how symbolic that was. He
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was like, well, Judy the terrier, her name is Judy
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in my head. In one year, we shall.
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Have bell Crow one of your years. Like it's like Interstellar.
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It's yes, I'm going to come back for you. It's
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only been one year for you. Wow, Okay, I learned
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so much.
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That was c that was me, Bell Crow.
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I think you did it. Look, I think I think
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you did a fantastic job.
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You did do a fantastic job. However, we have to
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pick a winner. And I think because Michael you oh
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we had leftovers from what Ryan had said. I think
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Ryan has to take the w because Ryan, Ryan had
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the first swing. So Ryan wins. Yes, one step closer
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to the hymen trophy.
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Fair enough, and somehow the closest I'll ever get.
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To a hymen ever. I really am thinking about it more.
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Croissants and orgasms are very similar female orgasm, and they're
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very delicate. They're very It takes so much finesse, a
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lot of finesse, no hopefully not that not crusting, but
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a lot of like can work with your hands, craftsmanship, yeah, yeah,
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not just anyone. Like there's a lot of art. There's
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an art to it. You can't just it's a difficult
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thing to accomplish correctly.
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I'm sure. I mean I tried to make a scone
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once and it was a disaster. So that's a lot
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easier than a croissos.
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Take a ton of Like there there's a whole lamination process.
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People don't know. You have to fold it like a
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hundred million times practically.
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Is this the pagina?
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Yeah, that's what I mean. There's a lot of crossover.
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More than that, it's a lamination process.
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Wow, well you have to you have to have you
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have to be skilled with your fingers for both, not
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even like it takes skill.
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Yeah you have, You've done it.
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Yeah, yeah, okay, but that's what I mean. They're pretty hard.
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They're like you have to it takes forever. You have
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to fold it a bajillion times. It's like there's a
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reason that you have to get up early in the morning,
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like in France, and it takes forever. Wow, it's not
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for the faint of heart.
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I've done it a few times, but like I I mean,
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I think I basically just pilled. I peeled that little
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tab back and then the thing popped.
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Then what a mad response. This is so perfect for
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the world and when we live the only person on
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this call who was both successfully made a handmade croissant
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and achieved female orgasm as Chelsea just did the quick
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popping go.
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You know, it's the.
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Exactly it must be. Nice, be nice, give it.
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A little bit of a twist, a quick pop.
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Out it comes.
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Yeah. Wow.
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In my next life, I'll be a man. Okay, continuing
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our anatomy conversation. Yeah, next time, let's let's do our
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word pinky pinky.
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I love it all right, it is wow okay. And
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in the meantime, I'm going to go eat some baked
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goods because no I'm hungry.
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I'm going to go make some croissants, and.
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I'm going to go make the thing that's kind of
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like a croissant.
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You enjoy that you're gonna have the best.
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I don't even know what to do now, I'm leaving,
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all
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Right, see you next time for Peeky