S4E5: Hot Topics

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Hi, hello, hello, hello.
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You beat me.
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I can tell there was some energy there.
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I'm just so excited to talk.
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I feel like we haven't recorded in a hot minute.
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It's been a couple weeks.
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Heather's like confused.
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We just did this three days ago, no we didn't do this three days ago.
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It's been like two weeks Go boys.
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I mean today's episode or no.
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Last week's episode was how long?
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Yeah we, I don't know, but it huh, huh, it's been a while.
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It's been a while.
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It's been a long time coming.
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Brandon, you should have done your visine, or whatever.
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Oh, I didn't do my Visine Well okay, Brandon's going to be looking like a crackhead with these eyes.
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Because I was having my allergic reaction all day today and I was like I've got to do the Visine before I do the pod.
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Brandon's allergic to the mall that he works at.
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I'm allergic to all malls, I think.
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And now you're being forced to work.
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I mean, I'm not being forced to work, I just have to work and I can't make my own schedule.
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He can't make his own schedule anymore, which gives me anxiety.
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I like to have freedom, creative control over my life.
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I feel like that does very much fit with your lifestyle and just the way that you like to run your life.
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I like to have total control, it's just showing you love to roll into the gym at 10.30 and you're, like, I'm supposed to be at work right now, but I'll make it in eventually.
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But, I will say I can't wait to have all these days off.
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The tea that you gave us yesterday about this certain employee was was making the rounds at alta woodbury today.
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Really, yes, word travels fast in the beauty world.
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We probably shouldn't talk about that, but I don't know no, probably not.
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I feel like you could say well, you could say an employee did xyz.
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Well, not an employee yet, oh, you could say an employee did X, y, z.
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Well, not an employee yet oh a freelancer.
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An employee for a different company.
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Oh, because Amari was like wait, he wasn't fired, he was at Macy's today.
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Yeah, that's awkward.
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My boss was like please help me, Brandon, why didn't you save me?
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He wouldn't stop talking to me.
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Anyways, do we just get the hard part over with Hard part?
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Well, the election.
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Oh.
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We don't.
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We're not just going to glaze over that.
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Yeah, no, we're not those people.
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No, we're not.
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We're going to talk about it because we don't want to be thought of as Trumpsters.
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I don't think anyone.
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No, I'm thinking that.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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But like influencers are just pretending like nothing ever happened, are typically trumpsters yeah, if people aren't posting because, like, a lot of people are posting about like how sad they are about the results, the election, and people who are like dead silent and are like probably happy about the results silence speaks okay multiple people popped up, like plant people popped up on my tiktok.
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So, you know, I've been seeing so many people that say like your friend and I'm like I don't know who these people are, and they're like excited about the results and I was like unfollow, like who are you Ew?
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Bye, yeah.
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So if you're watching this and you're like, oh my God, ew, they're like liberal fuck faces, like yeah, bye, you didn step, I know I mean, there are like gay guys that pander to that audience yeah, you're not one of them, though.
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No, you pander a lot, but not to them.
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I saw this creator who used to be like uh, ex conservative creator, and uh, she, this is a lesbian.
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She was like if you want to make some money as a gay, be, pretend to be a republican.
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They will give you so much money oh, and some do like, some do pretend, or yeah, I don't know, I whatever.
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Okay, james heather's here with us behind camera again.
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Hi, heather, hi she almost went home because her cat needed her.
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Okay, so yeah, heather has a new cat in her life that like showed up here, okay well, I'm gonna insert a picture right now, okay, so you got okay brand our whole last episode.
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If you guys didn't notice, every time we referenced a picture it didn't get put in well, okay, I was editing last night at like 11 pm and I thought you like watched through it.
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You're like, oh my god, this is so funny but then, uh, the first pictures that I was supposed to put up were like individual pictures of all of the things from the little altar hall and I was like shit, nicole, I think, is asleep, I'm not going to get these pictures, I'm just not going to put any pictures.
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And then, like halfway through, I was like sorry for no pictures.
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And then I put a couple of pictures.
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Oh, I was like I didn't get to that part Because Brandon's like talking about his car and he'm like here's me in band, yeah, so, Anyways, yeah, so now Heather has a cat in her life and she's freaking out.
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She's like I need to go home, she's afraid to leave it for more than four hours and I'm like people leave their cats home all day.
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For days at a time.
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It'll be okay.
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No, Not me.
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She's a new cat owner who does not know much about cats.
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It's honestly kind of hilarious it is hilarious what she asked me about.
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She's like, she's like running around, I'm like being crazy, I'm like yeah crackhead hours start at 9 39 sharp they are like nocturnal, so they.
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I learned that she's like oh my god, is this giving me a life?
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Now I'm like well, you do have a kitten, technically like a youngster a youngster like five months.
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They said.
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You saw the?
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the tic tacs of like zero to three months they're super cute and then three to 24 months that's what I sent you the t-rex.
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Uh, yeah, I sent.
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Yeah, that's in.
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Yep, I sent that to you today several people have sent that to me okay, yeah, at least three I haven't seen this.
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Okay, hold on.
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Okay, let me put it on the list.
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No, let me, because I sent it to heather today, just right now see it's like be aware of these developmental stages if you get a cat one to three months, super cute adorable cuddly.
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Yeah, that was very funny yeah three to 24 months, crazy.
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Yeah, so, okay, moving right along.
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Happy for you, heather.
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I mean.
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Okay, so we're glazing over the election.
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Um, no, no, no, no, no.
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Very somber day yesterday.
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Okay, so we're filming this on november 7th.
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So yesterday, like morning, we got the news um, I hate it here it was a rough how did it end?
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The smallest man who ever lived.
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So much taylor that I've been listening to.
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Um, it's always relevant yeah, I feel like there's a lot of people who just didn't realize how much you didn't realize that 2016 to 2020 affected people because it didn't affect them yep, that part um.
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I think it's uh if the universe will continue to give you lessons until you learn them, and if you didn't learn it the first time around, it will present it again and then to see if you learned it and then, if you didn't, then you have to repeat the lesson until it's learned.
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So I think that's what's going on with america, like we all forgot.
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Yeah, we forgot.
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I didn't forget.
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No, I didn't forget either, like so many people forgot yeah, are just like, yeah, whatever.
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Like all of the like, hey, get out there and vote.
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Those are four people that need to vote democrat, because republicans will always show up and vote, no matter what.
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They will show up and vote.
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You need to vote.
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I don't care if you don't like either of them.
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That is so privileged to be.
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Like, oh, my god, it's like it's it doesn't affect you.
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Then, clearly, like even andy cohen was, like I voted for kamala, knowing that I'll get richer if trump is in office, and he said I will, I will get richer, but I didn't vote for that because that's not the future I want for my kids.
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Like that's not the future I want for.
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Like all the women in my life.
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Like, yeah, not good, I'm scared for my brother's trans.
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Um, my good friends are transgender and he wants to make them detransition and he wants to get rid of the department of education.
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Like that's just nuts to me like project 2025.
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Have you guys read any of that?
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He wants to bring it back to like one vote per household and the husband gets to vote.
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The women need permission to leave the state, All this shit Like.
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What are you talking about?
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So lots of pictures that I'm making notes of as you guys are talking, I'm going to put down picture of Gilead a handmaid's tale.
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Because that's what we're entering into.
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That is a possibility.
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I was like wow, there's a lot of furious scribbling, I feel like.
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The other day you sent me a picture, something that you wrote down, and I was like god, my handwriting is awful.
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I was like you were.
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Like, I think it looks pretty good.
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Today, though, I was like I can't read any of that.
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I have awful handwriting.
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Should we get rid of one more sad thing before we move on?
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Sure.
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You want to talk about Cease.
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Oh yeah, when we recorded the last podcast, it was two days before our former legendary producer executive, legendary producer Cease Picture, cease, cease, montage Passed away Our former legendary producer, executive legendary producer CC, mm-hmm, cc.
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Montage Passed away, mm-hmm.
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She went over the rainbow, whatever the fuck they call it, cross the rainbow bridge, they say.
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She was playing Mario Kart.
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She was on Rainbow Road, but yeah, it was her time.
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She's very old.
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Nothing in particular was going on besides the fact that she was just an old girl and she was ready and she was letting everyone know she was ready.
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So, yeah, we all came over here and said our goodbyes.
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It was very sad, lots of tears, like.
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I've actually never seen Brandon so upset in my entire life and I was like here insert the picture of Brandon crying that I took.
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And I took it because I was like, oh my god, look at us, we're both crying.
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I didn't realize it was going to be us crying for two hours and I'd never seen like.
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I've seen you cry like sometimes, and I think you're about to cry now.
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Um, I see it in your eyes, unless it's just the red.
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It's welling up it's welling up, I think, because cc really like changed your life and made you like I'm a cat person.
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Yeah well, I don't know if I'm actually a cat person, but I am definitely a cc person so it was very sad and uh, yeah, and that's kind of that on that, so long by cc by producer cc merch.
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There is new um, queen cc, merch out on the merch thing.
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Um, you can throw in a little tip for Brenna if you want lots of, uh, medical expenses leading up to all that.
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So, yeah, it was.
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It was a sad day.
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It was like, um, just sad to watch her in that condition too.
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So but I it gave me some peace too to know like she was ready, because I know it's a really, really hard decision to make and it feels like you like fucking killed your cat, but like you need to like let them go, because it is kind of inhumane to just let them like wait till they actually die, like that's like even one more day.
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Yeah, even one more day she yeah, it's, it's painful, it's sad, it's, and they don't want that.
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So, yeah, that's that rpcs.
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She'll live on forever through this podcast cheech, an international celebrity oh yeah, because, oh my god, when we posted that, I mean I had so many people responding and you said you had so many dms I was like okay, gotta get through these.
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I'm just gonna hard.
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Everything I was, I had to take it like chunks.
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I'm like okay, started sobbing again, let's do the rest tomorrow we have boy girl cup today.
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If you guys are watching on the youtube, go watch on the youtube.
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All of you guys are listening on podcasts which maybe they're watching oh my god, what should we do?
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Like an andy going drinking game for the pod if you like, if every time you hear this word heather can pick out the word or I can make the saying I mean last episode would have been.
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Every time they say bumping that take a fucking shot that ass, perfect baby.
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Or like take a shot every time heather interjects.
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We'd all be wasted in 20 minutes we love watch what happens live with andy cohen.
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If you guys don't know, he like puts up.
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He's like um.
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When you hear this word, take a shot, like my guests don't know what it is um, and sometimes it's a word like she, yeah and I'm like okay what?
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And a lot of times it's like a name of someone.
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They're most likely going to be talking about the whole episode.
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So, yeah, maybe we'll start doing that.
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It was just Halloween.
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What did you do for Halloween?
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Well, the first weekend of Halloween we cried about Cece yes.
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And then last weekend, I we watched the trick-or-treaters on the camera.
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Oh my God, what Coming to the door with the lightstreaters on the camera.
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Oh my God, what?
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Coming to the door with the lights off, like calling the house.
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Did I not show you this video?
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Yes, you did Wait, put it in.
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Put it in Because it is actually so scary.
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I was like so fucking frightened Like what is that mask?
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I don't know, it looked like, looked like it was like made of human skin sewn with like needles made of bone like some kids were coming to trick-or-treat at brain.
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And of course the ring doorbell has a camera.
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I just keep getting notifications.
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Someone is calling you, someone's calling you.
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I'm out of town, so I'm like, I'm just looking.
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I'm like, are these like door dashers?
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What's going on?
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I was looking and, mind you, it was like after.
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So, trick-or-treating ended at seven and all the people who did it were, it was like 720, I think it's when the first group of teens came.
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Mind you, half the teens weren't wearing costumes and they would get all offended that we didn't answer the door.
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I'm like.
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So the first one, brenna, was upstairs, lights were on, but the outside light was not on, and so after that she went downstairs, turned off all the lights except the plant lights and then I texted her and then the second ones came.
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I was like, oh my god, turn off the lights, like what's going on?
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Because apparently trick-or-treaters don't know that when the lights are off you don't that means don't ring the doorbell so if you're a parent, teach your kids this um, and so then she's like.
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I went downstairs, all the lights are off except the plant lights, and so then I turned the plant lights off, so our house is completely dark, zero, dark, 30.
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From the road you cannot see any lights.
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Like two or three more groups of kids came up and it's pitch black out there.
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It's scary.
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Very frightening.
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But then I think it was the second to last.
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I couldn't watch it anymore.
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I'm like just sitting with my mom and my brother and I'm like, oh my God, and they're like what?
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And I was like look at this.
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Did they get any trick-or-treaters, or do you live too much in the middle of nowhere out there?
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My parents' house, no, my brother's house.
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They got some, I guess.
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Yeah, Brandon went home for some Harry for children some harry potter thing okay that?
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Okay, that was cool okay, we don't support harry potter though, because, like jk, rowling is a turf.
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But yeah she is.
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I might have made me a trumper, like that's how good it was.
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I was like what the well, I really, because I thought you were going to like a harry potter musical, but it was like based on harry potter, but it was like after like yeah, so it was it was a broadway show.
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well, technically, I think it was in after, like yeah, so it was.
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It was a Broadway show.
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Well, technically, I think it was in the West end first.
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It was based 20 years after Harry Potter, so it was like they're Harry Potter's kids.
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And Hermione's like a lesbian or something.
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No, oh, hermione was black.
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Oh, okay.
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But not a lesbian Um but the whole thing was a gay love story okay, that's what I'm thinking of a gay love story between who um harry potter's child and draco malfoy's child oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, I remember this and apparently the original one was five and a half hours long.
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You had to see it over two nights two nights and honestly I would have been.
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The intermission was like overnight.
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Yeah, is that what inspired your new hair, brandon?
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No, oh, you want to look like.
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Jacob Malloy.
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No.
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Oh no, brandon always does this to his hair every once in a while.
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Yeah, but no, it's very shaved on the sides.
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They went down really close to your skull.
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I like when they do that, because then I don't have to get a haircut as often 60 bucks a piece, I mean okay.
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I would love to get a haircut every week.
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How do people afford that?
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I know a lot of guys.
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When I worked at a hair salon a lot of guys would come in like every like week or two weeks and I'm just like I'm sick of seeing you here.
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And the sad thing is 60 bucks is pretty good, including tip.
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For like a good lineup, yeah, tip for like a good lineup yeah, like normally it's 60 bucks not including tip.
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Okay, heather's getting her red wine out well, brandy, you were talking about moving to houston.
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You can't do that in trump's america well, I know I am a little nervy about that now I mean, but like your man's, lived there during that era, right well, I think he's a little nervy now too.
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Yeah, yeah maybe you guys should just come up here, maybe he should just move up here, move out of the house, move up here.
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Is there any topic we're not getting?
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into tonight.
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I feel like we have like tiptoed on like every deep topic in life right now.
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We got family trauma.
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We got election trauma we have pet death, we have gay fear.
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We have Trump's text.
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What's next?
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We're talking about Halloween.
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Sorry, we were talking about Halloween.
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And creepy kids in big masks.
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Okay, so for Halloween I actually went to a little Halloween party.
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You actually had a Halloween.
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Okay, add in there pictures from oh look a strawberry.
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Yeah, pictures from Halloween.
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Nicole's Halloweenlloween actually was invited to a little.
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I mean, invited is really loose.
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But I just I'm on this shop's close friend story because I used to water the plants there back when I was working at planting queens and my friend bell works there, shout out bell um, and they were having this little halloween party and I was even telling y'all.
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I was like I don't know if I want to go to this, like I'm not feeling it and I was because you were like you're planning on coming here?
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you're like I'm just gonna go to this party I was like I'm just gonna make an appearance and then I'm gonna come over.
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Oh, but y'all I was.
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I was hitting back the drinks because it was all.
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It was all free drinks and I was like, okay, jello shot, jello shot, tequila shot, white claw, white White Claw.
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I was very much drunk when I left.
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It was like 11.45, and me and Heather were just sitting on the couch and I'm like I think Nicole's- having a lot of fun I don't think she's coming over, it's just us.
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Tonight it was fun.
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We were playing beer pong in the basement.
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This basement was the very first embalming room in the Twin Cities or in Minneapolis.
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Very creepy, creepy, uh creepy basement pictures cue.
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Um, they had it lit up like red.
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Very, very weird, but very cute.
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Um, was this at the soapbox factory?
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No, I'm not going there ever, no well, it's spooky it's called moth oddities.
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They are a vintage shop where's?
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where's the soapbox factory?
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What is that?
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you don't know about that haunted house, it's legit haunted.
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Oh, my god, the soapbox okay when people go there because they set it up as like a spooky thing every year.
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It's legit.
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Oh my god, the soapbox.
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Okay.
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When people go there because they set it up as like a spooky thing every year, it's like that's like the scary thing to go to.
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And there's some people who are like I will not go.
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I heard because, yeah, they can touch you, they can fuck you up, they separate you, yeah, and give you a safe word.
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Yeah, they give you a safe word, it is so fucking scary apparently, but then some people go in there.
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It's not that scary so it's like actually haunted.
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And then they're like we're going to dramatically haunt this on top of the ghost creepy.
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It's creepy.
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I don't know much about it, but I've like, like I haven't even heard that word since like pre-pandemic.
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But I've known about this place and have never wanted to get, never, no desire, none at all.
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So, um, actual halloween, I had some co-workers come over because they wanted to hang out with my cats, and chris didn't feel like hosting, like he usually does.
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So I was like you know what?
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Why don't we?
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I have a big couch, why don't we all come over and hang out at my place?
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Um, so they did, and we watched midsummer, and then we watched, um, what is it called?
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The substance?
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oh, I heard, that's good oh my god, you guys gotta watch it.
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It's actually okay.
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There's a lot of boobs, so kind of a plus, if you like that I mean insert picture of boobs.
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Demi more is in it.
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And then, okay, I didn't really understand the hype of this girl, margaret coiley.
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Um, she's jack antonoff's wife.
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Oh, oh, oh, brandon, she is hot, hot, hot, hot.
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Her whole cause like they're showing her, them like naked a lot, and I was like, oh my God, she is magnificent, jack.
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Okay, jack, I see a pick Insert pick here, no.
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Jack Antonoff Like okay, dude, good job, because, wow, but he makes a lot of money, so it makes sense.
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I mean I don't know, he works with taylor swift.
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I mean, yeah, he makes a lot of money, but I'm just saying like he pulled a good one because, damn, um, taylor, if I were to have just seen her face, which she's a beautiful face, I probably wouldn't be like, oh my god, she's so hot.
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But then, like I mean, not to objectify, but to objectify, wow, body's, body's, body's.
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Yeah, we were talking about that in the last episode and I guess they watched it without me.
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I've never seen it.
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And Brandon's like it's okay.
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I'm like I'm not wanting to watch it because it reason why people watch twilight.
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Like it's, like it's supposed to be iconic twilight.
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What do you mean?
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Twilight's not good.
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Shut up people.
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Okay, I love twilight.
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I have twilight nails on.
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I have twilight nails on.
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It is like the cheesiest, weirdest shit.
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The people who were in it like hate it.
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Like it's it is not.
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You need to re-watch it.
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Maybe because it is it's good.
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I love it because it's camp, but it's not like objectively a good movie.
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Okay, fair enough.
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Like, yeah, people who love it, I love it I watched most of them in theaters with my mother oh yeah, I watched breaking dawn in theaters when it came out midnight premiere is breaking down there.
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No, what's the original one?
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Twilight, twilight, yeah I didn't watch that one.
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I hope brenna can't hear us right now.
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No, she'll come Night premiere Is Breaking Dawn.
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No, what's the original On Twilight, twilight, new Moon, eclipse, breaking Dawn.
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I hope Brenna can't hear us Right now.
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No, she'll come in, she'll freak out she would be deeply offended by us talking shit about Twilight.
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I'm not talking shit.
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I love Twilight.
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No, she says it wasn't good.
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I'm sure she's also like, yeah, it's cheesy, it's weird, but we watch it Because the exact same thing yeah, okay, okay, but yeah, the substance recommend.
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Um, it's about demi more who is feeling bad about her, like wrinkliness and oldness, and takes the substance to get young, but she has to switch bodies every week.
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So she's in her old body for seven days and then she switches to the young body for seven days and the other one.
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It's two separate bodies but they are one together and uh, it's, it gets crazy.
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It gets very, very crazy.
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At the very end dennis quaid is in it.
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Crazy, dennis quaid.
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Um, yeah, very interesting, very highly recommend.
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Oh, I'm like getting close to like running out of things on my list.
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I mean, we can just start blabbing yeah, but we need to like, we need like structure on blabbing because, like, what do you what?
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What topic do you want to talk about right now?
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This is not being edited in.
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This is being edited out, right this no, this is no, this is part of it.
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We don't cut unless it's like something like we don't want the public to know.
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Oh my.
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God, oh my.
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God, zoom in.
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Bye Jesus.
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Also.
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We have this window open again.
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Do you think the bugs are going to come?
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in again.
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I already looked, they haven't shown up.
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It's 36 degrees outside.
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It's too cold, too cold.
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Okay, okay, all right, it's spooky season.
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I'm not, it snowed.
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It snowed on halloween yeah, I'm so glad I was not here during halloween.
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I was moving shit out of the my work's basement because we're we closed one location, we're combining into the other location and on halloween was the very last day of when we could be there technically and oh my goodness was.
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There's so much stuff to get rid of that seemed like a nightmare.
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I don't even know what I would do I didn't know how I got roped into moving.
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Love y'all.
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At least you got paid for it.
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I do, yes, I, because I get roped into moving and I don't get paid.
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I am oh yeah, you said that like zach, or a friend zach, which, oh my god, did you see that picture that zach posted on his instagram story?
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I was like okay, zach dead ass perfect.
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Baby zach is hot but he wouldn't even know that he's so short.
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No.
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He does not look short in pictures.
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Unless he's in a picture with someone else With people, yes.
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Oh God, that puppy mill I was looking up was just, in my recents, added to the list of sad shit.
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We're talking about the puppy mill, yes, no, I don't want to go there anymore.
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I can't, yeah.
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I don't want to go there anymore.
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I can't, yeah.
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I was like damn Zach with those veiny arms that you love.
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I mean it must be nice being short Because you can just put on so much muscle.
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Us tall people have so much work to do.
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We can't buy clothes, brandon.
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We can't buy clothes.
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Nothing fits, it's not fun.
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I can't buy clothes either, man, maybe I should watch these little little nubbers that we like put our mouths on and like pass around.
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We should probably watch these.
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I am horrified.
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I am basically like, just like giving this mic we've had these for years.
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If you put these in your washer, they will not come out.
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No, I think they would need to be put in a bag together these need to be hand washed.
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Yeah, oh my god.
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Now I'm like yeah, I felt my like lip on this and there's like so much CC hair on them.
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It smells like wet dog a little bit.
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This one doesn't seem to have much of an odor.
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This smells like basement, like must.
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Now you're putting your whole nose on it.
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When people put their mouths on that, okay, so, when we're done with this, everyone take off your little mic cap and I will go watch them in the sink with some Dawn.
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Just so, dawn, ultra, ultra clean, ultra sprayald.
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Power wash, power wash dawn power wash brandon.
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Um, I also am traumatized by the smell of it now, because it just smells to me like dirty dishes, like it's just the smell reminds me of cleaning dirty dishes now, so it grosses me out every time.
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Did you ever have one of those musical toothbrushes?
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No, but my brother's dead oh, do your parents hate you?
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Or were they out of style or what?
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I was a little.
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I was an eight-year-old adult and I was too.
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I was too too cool too mature for that.
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Oh wow, I did almost get a musical snorkel.
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Huh, same concept, but it was a almost get a musical snorkel.
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Huh.
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Same concept, but it was a snorkel.
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Musical snorkel, like you go snorkeling and you hear music in it.
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Yeah, when you bite it Huh.
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The music goes in your ears.
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All right, I'm adding that to the list of Google-ables.
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She's on her second page, almost at the end of it.
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This is a nightmare.
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I'm going to have to put in so many pictures.
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So many videos I mean some of them you might not have to.
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These are just ideas where I think it would be helpful, because who the fuck knows what a musical snorkel is?
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Well, it just looks like a snorkel, but you bite it, kind of like the teeth brushing thing, but it is still you do a snorkeling.
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I used to snorkel a lot where, in lakes and oceans and rivers and ponds and, okay, brandon, snorkel.
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Snorkeling kind of scares me though, because it's definitely the one that you have to be on the surface with right yeah, well, you could, you can go under, and then you can come up and you go like blow out all the water from the snorkel.
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I would definitely accidentally breathe in some water and die Because I have asthma.
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I didn't do that Because I didn't have a strong enough lung capacity to get all that water out.
00:27:13.420 --> 00:27:15.949
When's the last time you've had to use an inhaler?
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My asthma is viral rather than activity, so there's virally induced asthma, activity induced asthma.
00:27:25.108 --> 00:27:26.905
So I only get asthma when I'm really sick.
00:27:26.905 --> 00:27:29.766
Okay so that's why I use a nebulizer.
00:27:30.361 --> 00:27:36.749
Oh, that's what you talk about, Because Brandon and Sam are always talking about their nebulizer and I'm like I don't even really know what that is.
00:27:36.749 --> 00:27:40.410
Is that the next step on my ADHD journey is getting a nebulizer.
00:27:40.590 --> 00:27:53.045
No, I don't know if it has anything to do with adhd, but explain.
00:27:53.045 --> 00:27:54.026
The heather writes nebulizer.
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How did you spell nebulizer?
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I can't spell I'm a good speller it's like nebula, but then with eyes so is this something you put up your nose?
00:28:03.005 --> 00:28:04.667
no, no, it's like a mask, it's like a hospital mask.
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We're going to insert a photo.
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Okay, okay, dance, wait.
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Insert a photo of Brandon using it, because I know he has some pictures of him with it on.
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Nebulizer dash Brandon using.
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In college I did put vodka in my nebulizer to see if I could inhale vodka.
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It did not work.
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Yeah, I don.
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Yeah, I don't think you can vaporize it like you can with marijuana people said you could, but that was like 2011.
00:28:28.788 --> 00:28:46.811
I think it's just this placebo, probably probably like oh, I'm so fucked up as most college experiences oh yeah I I look back at my one year at eau claire fondly a little bit insert picture of brand Brandon pissing on floor of the pickle.
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I still never been to the pickle.
00:28:51.406 --> 00:28:52.730
We need to take an Eau Claire trip.
00:28:52.730 --> 00:28:53.960
We could, so we can go to my pickle.
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Oh, we could go to the greenhouse.
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Why am I blanking?
00:29:00.345 --> 00:29:01.449
Down to earth, down to earth.
00:29:01.449 --> 00:29:03.223
I know they've been begging me to come.
00:29:03.223 --> 00:29:05.288
I love y'all, and then we can stay there.
00:29:05.328 --> 00:29:10.167
Yes, let's go go to the bars, all the townie bars, heather you would love it.
00:29:10.188 --> 00:29:11.835
Oh my god, let's take a little clear trip, why not?
00:29:11.915 --> 00:29:15.125
film it in the pickle or like in college town.
00:29:16.146 --> 00:29:23.330
I'm sad I wasn't there for my 21st birthday where you spin the wheel.
00:29:23.330 --> 00:29:26.403
Multiple birthdays do I need to bring wear shoes that I'm okay ruining?
00:29:26.403 --> 00:29:30.792
Yes, because people will pee on that.
00:29:30.792 --> 00:29:43.425
It's so disgusting, though I got a tattoo two tattoos on the tattoo place that's on that same street, on water street which one I don't know what's called, like west tattoo or something I don't know.
00:29:43.425 --> 00:29:45.568
It's called, like West Tattoo or something I don't know, water Street Tattoo.
00:29:46.589 --> 00:29:48.373
I'm sure there were, I don't know.
00:29:49.234 --> 00:29:49.815
What's the other one?
00:29:49.815 --> 00:29:51.246
It's called like Dooley's or something.
00:29:51.779 --> 00:29:53.704
Oh, my roommate, my old roommate used to work at Dooley's.
00:29:54.165 --> 00:29:54.827
That's what it's called.
00:29:54.827 --> 00:29:56.653
There was one in Rochester.
00:29:56.653 --> 00:29:57.963
What's the restaurant?
00:29:57.963 --> 00:29:58.787
That starts with an M.
00:29:58.787 --> 00:30:00.521
I was obsessed with that place.
00:30:00.541 --> 00:30:01.182
Mona Lisa's.
00:30:01.644 --> 00:30:02.684
No, you just made that up.
00:30:03.125 --> 00:30:04.788
No, Mona Lisa's is on Water Street.
00:30:04.847 --> 00:30:10.115
Yes, well, I don't know what you're talking about, the Pickle Eau Claire, because that'll take me straight to that street.
00:30:10.115 --> 00:30:12.824
It's Water Street.
00:30:13.306 --> 00:30:14.369
Mona Lisa's.
00:30:16.201 --> 00:30:20.108
It's called like God it's going to piss me off.
00:30:20.108 --> 00:30:21.463
Is it still there?
00:30:21.463 --> 00:30:21.826
I don't know.
00:30:21.826 --> 00:30:22.949
I hope it is there's an antique store.
00:30:22.949 --> 00:30:23.313
Is it still there?
00:30:23.313 --> 00:30:26.023
I don't know, I hope it is there's an antique store.
00:30:26.044 --> 00:30:31.367
There was actually a really nice boutique down there, like with like expensive designer clothes which was a while ago.
00:30:31.388 --> 00:30:33.987
Oh, everyone liked going to, I got my bedroom lamp there, I believe.
00:30:34.119 --> 00:30:34.923
What is California?
00:30:34.943 --> 00:30:36.422
Tacos Did they replace?
00:30:37.285 --> 00:30:37.846
El Burrito.
00:30:37.987 --> 00:30:41.807
Yes, not El Burrito, it's the other, the chain place.
00:30:42.720 --> 00:30:42.961
Taco.
00:30:42.980 --> 00:30:44.624
John's Pancheros no.
00:30:45.646 --> 00:30:48.232
Oh yeah, Pancheros, there was a Pancheros there.
00:30:49.480 --> 00:30:52.222
I thought it started with a, b, I don't know.
00:30:52.222 --> 00:30:54.228
There's a place called She-Nanigans.
00:30:54.749 --> 00:30:56.373
She-Nans yeah.
00:30:58.119 --> 00:30:59.542
The Nucleus is still there.
00:30:59.542 --> 00:31:01.307
God, I miss when there was a doghouse there.
00:31:01.648 --> 00:31:08.307
I love the doghouse In the doghouse in eau claire and my mom, when we were in milwaukee this weekend, was like isn't the dog house right up here?
00:31:08.307 --> 00:31:10.800
And I was like, how do you remember that?
00:31:12.384 --> 00:31:14.607
I don't know the dog house.
00:31:14.607 --> 00:31:26.442
Oh my god, it was so good what it says pick up the dog house um well, because that is also a chain and they had one just for a little bit in the harmar mall little strip mall area.
00:31:26.442 --> 00:31:29.289
Oh my god, are you for real where uh, smash burger is now?
00:31:29.289 --> 00:31:31.180
No wait, now it's a.
00:31:31.180 --> 00:31:31.621
What is it?
00:31:31.621 --> 00:31:35.910
It's like a combo like frozen yogurt and something place.
00:31:35.910 --> 00:31:37.913
Now, what is it now?
00:31:42.626 --> 00:31:50.987
we are very invested in our uh regional chain fast food restaurants oh yeah, it's just a smash burger and uh yeah, it was, I think.
00:31:50.987 --> 00:31:54.564
I don't know if it was where smash burger is now, but it was.
00:31:54.564 --> 00:31:57.594
It was on that side where it faces.
00:31:57.594 --> 00:32:01.824
Um, what the hell is that smelling nightmare?
00:32:01.824 --> 00:32:07.153
It's like nightmare to get into can you imagine if you had to go to harmar as one of your stops?
00:32:07.153 --> 00:32:08.523
No, I would die.
00:32:08.523 --> 00:32:10.509
I mean, they're not selling dior there.
00:32:11.392 --> 00:32:16.869
Let's just say that you're definitely not running into tanya haddix in there.
00:32:19.792 --> 00:32:29.465
I was trying to segue to chimp crazy oh, we love tanya, like she just popped up on her lot on on live talking about her podcast she is on live 18 hours a day.
00:32:29.826 --> 00:32:34.605
I swear to god she's like jason nash now just peddling for gifts.
00:32:35.407 --> 00:32:36.772
Well, probably for her legal fees.
00:32:36.833 --> 00:32:38.137
Well, no, she won't stop.
00:32:38.137 --> 00:32:40.683
She's not doing like the you know the lives trying to get money.
00:32:40.723 --> 00:32:53.981
She's just talking about tonka 24 7 oh, I popped in there I don't know if it was the day after the election or the day of like the last minute voting, um, but she was like would tonka vote?
00:32:53.981 --> 00:33:00.344
She's no, they were like who would talk about, for she said, um, he was a human, I think he would vote for trump, but I'm not sure.
00:33:00.344 --> 00:33:03.407
And I was like, damn, are you?
00:33:03.468 --> 00:33:03.969
kidding me.
00:33:04.009 --> 00:33:05.330
You know she voted for trump.
00:33:05.330 --> 00:33:07.934
Oh, trump, president trump.
00:33:07.934 --> 00:33:13.173
Do you remember that video, president trump, save us, president chump.
00:33:13.173 --> 00:33:17.827
Uh, insert pic of that.
00:33:17.827 --> 00:33:21.474
It's such a low quality video I feel like.
00:33:21.474 --> 00:33:28.521
Anyways, talk more about your fun time with lisa oh, we went to a vampire fashion show.
00:33:29.323 --> 00:33:31.327
Okay, so I also, brandon, had vampire fashion.
00:33:31.347 --> 00:33:33.271
Oh wait that long coat?
00:33:33.271 --> 00:33:36.326
Tell me that was dragging on the concrete outside.
00:33:36.326 --> 00:33:40.323
No, I picked, I was holding, you were holding it yeah, that was who is this diva?
00:33:40.323 --> 00:33:48.205
I had a 10 foot train yeah, brand Brandon was wearing a, a like coat, like a I don't know what is it called.
00:33:48.988 --> 00:33:52.608
Uh, it was a suit coat, suit coat that had a train on it.
00:33:52.880 --> 00:33:53.864
That's crazy.
00:33:53.864 --> 00:33:57.686
Okay, so when you were at this fashion show, I was like, oh, he's at a Harry Potter fashion show.
00:33:57.686 --> 00:33:59.603
I wasn't sure what the Harry Potter thing was.
00:33:59.722 --> 00:34:01.707
So we've been to the fashion show many times.
00:34:01.707 --> 00:34:07.579
It's like this designer from Milwaukee, silver Sark, and she makes like really incredible designs, like it's she's incredibly talented.
00:34:07.579 --> 00:34:14.864
But normally it's kind of like a like a more formal fashion show, like you sit down, you have seats, you're like looking at the show.
00:34:14.864 --> 00:34:15.527
It's well lit.
00:34:15.527 --> 00:34:22.846
This one was like kind of dark and creepy, very themed, but it was meant to be more of like a party with a fashion show.
00:34:22.865 --> 00:34:28.315
that's just happening I pulled up the video.
00:34:28.315 --> 00:34:31.380
Wait, because I think she's shit, she's shitting, she's on the toilet.
00:34:31.380 --> 00:34:33.626
This girl, this lady, let me see.
00:34:34.327 --> 00:34:39.987
Okay, hold on let me tell you, you've never seen this video if you see this, please save us.
00:34:41.210 --> 00:34:42.592
I think I went to high school.
00:34:42.592 --> 00:34:44.456
Wait, wait, did you hear?
00:34:44.456 --> 00:34:45.699
She's just shit in the background.
00:34:45.699 --> 00:34:48.608
If you see this, please save us.
00:34:52.963 --> 00:34:55.523
This is America, this is our land.
00:34:59.059 --> 00:35:05.969
Y'all don't have a panic attack, oh my god.
00:35:07.021 --> 00:35:08.244
Also I've always wanted.
00:35:08.244 --> 00:35:09.730
Is that satire or is that for real?
00:35:11.380 --> 00:35:12.706
I've always taken it for truth.
00:35:13.320 --> 00:35:16.250
I mean same, but I've always been like is this?
00:35:17.500 --> 00:35:20.449
I love how the first hashtag is scooby-dee toilet.
00:35:20.449 --> 00:35:24.365
Oh my god.
00:35:24.365 --> 00:35:31.429
Someone said, when I'm feeling, feeling down, I watch this and smile.
00:35:31.429 --> 00:35:32.711
And then someone says alcohol does strange things.
00:35:32.731 --> 00:35:33.012
Oh my goodness.
00:35:33.012 --> 00:35:38.789
I mean, I think it's a little harder than alcohol, but she has the party butt, that's what bell calls it party.
00:35:38.829 --> 00:35:43.105
But when you're pooping the day after that, you drink oh, I like that better than dads's.
00:35:43.105 --> 00:35:45.670
Yeah, because you told me dad's the day after drinking shits.
00:35:45.891 --> 00:35:48.664
I like party butt, party butt, I always have party butt.
00:35:49.586 --> 00:35:52.304
Well, yeah, I'm like Brandon's, always like why am I shitting so much?
00:35:52.304 --> 00:35:54.206
I'm like, well, you drink so much wine.
00:35:54.440 --> 00:35:57.826
And I eat so much McDonald's, so much Taco Bell.
00:35:57.826 --> 00:36:00.242
It's kind of scary.
00:36:00.242 --> 00:36:03.128
Do you want to talk about your new favorite menu item at Taco Bell?
00:36:03.128 --> 00:36:07.246
Oh, my God, I could go on for hours.
00:36:07.246 --> 00:36:14.793
Okay, so I am an avid, regional, seasonal Taco Bell menu item connoisseur.
00:36:15.179 --> 00:36:17.969
And whenever there's a new menu item, you're like all right time to try on it.
00:36:17.969 --> 00:36:19.266
He said you guys, here's my review.
00:36:19.266 --> 00:36:21.547
He sits in the parking lot and eats it.
00:36:21.679 --> 00:36:23.007
We don't even I go 20 feet from the drive through Park.
00:36:23.007 --> 00:36:23.731
My car parking lot and eats it.
00:36:23.731 --> 00:36:25.099
We don't even I go 20 feet from the drive through park.
00:36:31.268 --> 00:36:33.952
My car Brother just commented from the outside world.
00:36:34.612 --> 00:36:36.516
Um, but anyway, so my I will.
00:36:36.516 --> 00:36:39.105
There are three Taco Bell menu items that have changed my life.
00:36:39.105 --> 00:36:41.409
We're going to talk about the first one, the mega nachos.
00:36:42.271 --> 00:36:42.492
It was.
00:36:42.492 --> 00:36:43.494
We're going down the line.
00:36:43.639 --> 00:36:46.123
This was in 2009 or 2008.
00:36:46.123 --> 00:36:47.931
Um, I think it was 2009.
00:36:47.931 --> 00:37:02.873
It was a notch fully loaded nachos, every kind of ingredient they had, but it was in a taco bowl so you could, and they had so much toppings that you would run out of chips and then you would just break off pieces of the bowl and use that to eat it.
00:37:02.873 --> 00:37:06.233
And it was nine, 99 and it was huge.
00:37:06.233 --> 00:37:07.630
It was like massive.
00:37:07.630 --> 00:37:11.711
It was like really could feed like four people Nine, 99.
00:37:11.711 --> 00:37:13.175
So good.
00:37:13.175 --> 00:37:14.117
That one changed my life.
00:37:14.117 --> 00:37:15.398
They never brought that one back.
00:37:15.398 --> 00:37:18.152
The second was a Crispinada.
00:37:18.152 --> 00:37:28.048
Oh my God, they brought Crispinadas back and they usually bring them back in like February, so I'm hoping Explain what that is.
00:37:28.289 --> 00:37:29.052
So a Crispinada.
00:37:29.112 --> 00:37:29.494
Okay, picture.
00:37:29.494 --> 00:37:30.664
We're getting pictures of all these.
00:37:32.108 --> 00:37:33.250
I got it Crispinada.
00:37:33.250 --> 00:37:36.356
It's like an empanada, but crispier.
00:37:36.356 --> 00:37:40.414
Okay, like an empanada dough kind of has like a little bit of give.
00:37:40.414 --> 00:37:42.949
It's like crispy but like gooey.
00:37:42.949 --> 00:37:44.710
Nicole, you never tried these.
00:37:45.373 --> 00:37:47.353
No, I've never even had a crunch wrap supreme.
00:37:52.445 --> 00:37:54.114
I order my Doritos locos tacos and call it a day corn trap supremes used to be good.
00:37:54.135 --> 00:37:54.617
They're not good anymore.
00:37:54.617 --> 00:38:02.092
The crispinatas were something special, but only with the sauce you had maybe I need to try this new one that you're loving so much, yes, that we haven't gotten so the crispinata chef's kiss.
00:38:02.855 --> 00:38:06.726
Also, the chicken nuggets not good, because they don't have sauces to accompany them.
00:38:06.726 --> 00:38:09.793
They're like do you want to put this hot sauce on your?
00:38:09.793 --> 00:38:23.161
No, I don't want taco sauce on my chicken nugget anyway, what they currently have is the uh el pastor street chalupas.
00:38:23.161 --> 00:38:28.672
Oh my god, they are so good.
00:38:28.672 --> 00:38:32.840
$4.99 for two, which I don't think is that bad for how big and heavy they were.
00:38:32.840 --> 00:38:36.172
In today's economy, that is a steal.
00:38:36.172 --> 00:38:41.789
They're gonna be five dollars in a couple months a piece so 10 for two?
00:38:41.829 --> 00:38:42.010
what?
00:38:42.010 --> 00:38:44.275
Because it seemed like it was a few layers of taco.
00:38:44.454 --> 00:38:45.217
So it's like a.
00:38:45.217 --> 00:38:57.635
It's like a mini chalupa shell with cheese, and then they put it on another chalupa shell and somehow they crisp the cheese in between the two chalupa shells to like keep it together.
00:38:57.635 --> 00:39:00.789
No idea how they did that feat of astrophysics.
00:39:00.789 --> 00:39:11.617
And then there's like the little pork, the little onions, the little cilantro, and then I add creamy jalapeno sauce to it and this is a Taco Bell hack.
00:39:11.617 --> 00:39:13.711
It's 19 cents to add it to anything.
00:39:13.711 --> 00:39:17.195
Add creamy jalapeno sauce to literally anything on the menu.
00:39:17.195 --> 00:39:19.273
It will elevate it to a level you've never had before.
00:39:19.485 --> 00:39:21.273
I have a feeling this clip is going on TikTok.
00:39:25.365 --> 00:39:26.610
You heard it here first y'all.
00:39:26.971 --> 00:39:28.094
Oh my God, You're not going to be there.
00:39:28.094 --> 00:39:32.483
They're going to run out of it because it's going to go viral.
00:39:32.483 --> 00:39:41.157
Oh my, oh, my god, you're not gonna be they're gonna run out of it because it's going gonna go viral.
00:39:41.157 --> 00:39:42.514
Oh my god, I love creamy jalapeno sauce, creamy jalapeno.
00:39:42.461 --> 00:39:42.791
How hot is creamy jalapeno?
00:39:42.791 --> 00:39:43.317
It's the sauce on the quesadillas.
00:39:43.317 --> 00:39:43.594
Well, I don't need them.
00:39:43.594 --> 00:39:43.945
I've never had quesadilla.
00:39:43.945 --> 00:39:44.518
It's not, it's not spicy at all.
00:39:44.577 --> 00:39:45.597
Well, I've had a cheese.
00:39:45.597 --> 00:39:48.059
I have a quesadilla, like everywhere else, but taco bell.
00:39:48.059 --> 00:39:50.222
Why would I order a quesadilla from Taco Bell?
00:39:50.322 --> 00:39:52.163
They're actually pretty good If they make them right.
00:39:53.887 --> 00:39:57.855
I like to dip my dip quesadillas in sour cream.
00:39:58.887 --> 00:40:00.284
Creamy jalapeno sauce will change your life.
00:40:00.425 --> 00:40:02.286
I love sour cream, anyways.
00:40:02.286 --> 00:40:05.396
So that was Brandon's new Taco Bell.
00:40:05.396 --> 00:40:08.789
You, I definitely was like skipping through a little bit.
00:40:08.789 --> 00:40:10.731
So I was like, okay, brandon's gonna give me the lowdown on this.
00:40:10.731 --> 00:40:14.358
And I tapped twice on Snapchat and you haven't even taken a bite of it yet.
00:40:14.418 --> 00:40:24.474
And I was like oh, my goodness come on, and I mean his reaction was just like oh my God, I could have a whole podcast just by myself talking about fast food.
00:40:24.474 --> 00:40:25.751
That's how much fast food I eat.
00:40:26.664 --> 00:40:27.487
I love fast food.
00:40:27.487 --> 00:40:28.289
I'm on.
00:40:28.289 --> 00:40:29.952
I'm keeping Arby's in business.
00:40:30.213 --> 00:40:30.594
Literally.
00:40:30.594 --> 00:40:34.251
I love Arby's the app does not have good deals anymore.
00:40:34.351 --> 00:40:35.134
Piss me off.
00:40:35.664 --> 00:40:40.137
Every time I see anybody talking about Arby's I'm like who's buying this?
00:40:40.704 --> 00:40:42.518
Who is keeping Arby's in business?
00:40:42.518 --> 00:40:43.545
Dude their mozzarella sticks.
00:40:43.664 --> 00:40:45.771
Their mozzarella sticks are elite.
00:40:46.052 --> 00:40:46.594
And my uncle.
00:40:46.594 --> 00:40:47.646
I also love their.
00:40:47.646 --> 00:40:49.150
I just love their chicken tenders too.
00:40:49.230 --> 00:40:52.717
The chicken tenders, chicken nuggets, chicken wings, chicken, anything chicken.
00:40:52.717 --> 00:40:53.157
There is fire.
00:40:54.465 --> 00:41:00.447
I mean the curly fries, like come on, they literally sell them frozen by the bag now Unpopular opinion.
00:41:00.547 --> 00:41:03.635
I don't like Arby's curly fries, but I do like the frozen ones.
00:41:03.635 --> 00:41:06.045
I mean I'll eat them but I'm not like.
00:41:06.045 --> 00:41:06.407
Here's the thing.
00:41:06.407 --> 00:41:07.431
They're not as crispy.
00:41:15.085 --> 00:41:16.711
When I make them myself at home I make them a little more like yeah, but when you get them from them it's a little bit soggy.
00:41:16.711 --> 00:41:19.038
It's a little bit soggy, but now they have crinkle cut fries, now they have burgers rb says rb says burgers.
00:41:18.974 --> 00:41:19.559
I haven't tried the burger.
00:41:19.496 --> 00:41:21.192
But we should try, we should do a little taste test.
00:41:21.192 --> 00:41:28.030
Maybe, oh my god, maybe every, every single podcast episode, we're gonna eat fast food and have a segment where we eat and chew into the microphone.
00:41:28.030 --> 00:41:28.391
How?
00:41:30.054 --> 00:41:30.815
would you guys like that?
00:41:30.815 --> 00:41:33.699
I know brenna wouldn't like that.
00:41:34.807 --> 00:41:40.451
We're just in here eating, getting fucking food all over the rug, oh my god.
00:41:40.451 --> 00:41:41.231
Okay.
00:41:41.231 --> 00:41:44.998
So you know, I don't know if anyone else notices this, but you know what?
00:41:44.998 --> 00:41:45.286
Fuck?
00:41:45.286 --> 00:41:49.530
This is the first thing I wrote down to talk about on this podcast this is, that's a paragraph.
00:41:49.590 --> 00:41:52.447
I can't see what it says, but it's a paragraph when?
00:41:52.487 --> 00:41:52.688
okay.
00:41:52.688 --> 00:41:55.865
So you know, tiktok shop is fucking annoying people talking about tiktok shop all the time.
00:41:55.865 --> 00:42:07.326
But the people and businesses who are like oh my god, like they messed up my product and now I have 4 000 of these that I need to sell so they're at a discount for you guys, please go buy them.
00:42:07.326 --> 00:42:10.092
Or like oh my god, I accidentally ordered the wrong thing.
00:42:10.092 --> 00:42:11.677
Please go buy these.
00:42:11.677 --> 00:42:13.367
Like I have so many to get rid of.
00:42:13.568 --> 00:42:15.291
You're a dirty, fucking liar.
00:42:15.291 --> 00:42:18.217
You're a dirty, fucking liar.
00:42:18.217 --> 00:42:19.769
This is going on my tiktok right now.
00:42:19.769 --> 00:42:26.831
You're a dirty fucking liar because I know damn well you ordered exactly what you wanted and you are trying to.
00:42:26.831 --> 00:42:32.344
You are trying to lie to people and be like oh my god, you guys feel bad for me.
00:42:32.344 --> 00:42:37.074
They messed up all of these journals and now I have 6 000 journals to sell.
00:42:37.074 --> 00:42:38.217
Please go buy them.
00:42:38.217 --> 00:42:41.851
They're two dollars off, shut up.
00:42:41.851 --> 00:42:45.157
Oh my god, like it makes me fucking.
00:42:45.157 --> 00:42:48.505
Like the second, I realized like you're actually scamming.
00:42:48.505 --> 00:42:50.527
You're actually lying about this.
00:42:50.527 --> 00:42:51.489
Like do you know what I like?
00:42:51.489 --> 00:42:56.313
So anytime you see that you guys swipe right past or leave them a hateful comment, I don't know.
00:42:56.313 --> 00:42:58.695
Like they are lying to you.
00:42:58.695 --> 00:42:59.876
They're trying to scam you.
00:42:59.876 --> 00:43:12.856
They're like oh my God, they messed up my order and now I have so many mouse pads I need to get rid of, like girl be for real, I don't get any business owners, except for like the tank tops, like the Echo beaters.
00:43:13.286 --> 00:43:17.469
It is always these business owners who are like I put them in my TikTok shop because I just have so many to get rid of.
00:43:17.469 --> 00:43:18.452
Please help me get rid of these.
00:43:18.452 --> 00:43:22.175
And everyone's like OK, I'll buy one, since you ordered so many and they messed them up.
00:43:22.175 --> 00:43:26.528
No, that's how they get you, because they they that product is exactly what it's supposed to be.
00:43:26.528 --> 00:43:28.632
That product is exactly what it's supposed to be.
00:43:28.632 --> 00:43:38.018
So after the like 10,000th video of this that I saw, I was like you know, I kind of think you guys are lying.
00:43:38.405 --> 00:43:39.331
I don't think you're being truthful about this.
00:43:39.331 --> 00:43:41.485
You're like I believed you the first 9,999 times.
00:43:41.804 --> 00:43:51.695
Yeah, and now I'm kind of like something doesn't add up, because why is every other sales pitch them being like oh my God, like I can't believe that I ordered these wrong.
00:43:51.695 --> 00:43:57.867
I can't believe they messed these up, and now I have so many I need to sell it, but they're not what they're supposed to be like.
00:43:59.570 --> 00:44:10.476
Oh god, please help me get rid of these see, I always get the ones that are like, oh my god, I bought this and now it is the percent off on the TikTok shop.
00:44:10.476 --> 00:44:18.233
I wish I would have waited and I was like bullshit, that was a free sample A, b, how do they know?
00:44:18.233 --> 00:44:22.657
Because then I always go and I click the product and I'm like that was not on sale, it's full price.
00:44:22.657 --> 00:44:26.876
You said it was 15 and it is here for 120.
00:44:26.876 --> 00:44:28.512
What are you talking about?
00:44:30.447 --> 00:44:43.164
So my manager, aaron, at work work, shout out erin hi, um was watching our podcast on my phone because I was just showing her the setup and what it looks like and it was me talking about my tiktok shop cardigan and my tiktok shop eyeshadow that I was wearing.
00:44:43.164 --> 00:44:48.706
And then, as she's watching my phone, tell me why I get a notification that says your tiktok shop order shipped.
00:44:48.706 --> 00:44:56.536
Because I was super high, mari, if you're watching this, my roommate don't like pause, because I'm about to say one of the things I got you for christmas.
00:44:56.536 --> 00:45:02.650
Um, because mari was like, oh my god, I got you something so great for christmas and I was like, fuck, I thought we were both broken not gonna do that.
00:45:02.650 --> 00:45:05.105
So now I gotta get her an amazing christmas gift.
00:45:05.105 --> 00:45:07.148
Because she got me an amazing christmas gift apparently.
00:45:07.909 --> 00:45:17.492
Um, and I was super high scrolling tiktok um election night and I was like, oh my god, this diet coke candle mari would love.
00:45:17.492 --> 00:45:23.969
So it's literally a diet coke can that is a candle on the inside, so I think she'll love, it'll be great.
00:45:23.969 --> 00:45:24.710
It already shipped.
00:45:24.710 --> 00:45:28.168
And I was like why don't I do another tiktok shop order?
00:45:28.228 --> 00:45:42.326
like, let's go, let's go for it I wish I wish I was better at like accumulating things, because they do give good discounts on smile to be like 50% off your entire order and I'm like, well, I, the only thing I want right now is like a 12 thing, so great and then it's like free shipping.
00:45:42.346 --> 00:45:58.233
I'm like okay, so if I don't have to pay shipping on like a 7.99 thing, I'm like okay, send it to me you know what I bought on, bought on the TikTok shop that I thought was going to change my life as a content creator this little screen that you put on the back of your phone so you can use this camera and it shows you the screen here.
00:45:59.436 --> 00:45:59.896
Does it work?
00:46:00.264 --> 00:46:07.458
Well, it delays, it lags, but now there's a new one that you can plug directly into your phone and it's immediate.
00:46:07.458 --> 00:46:08.626
And I was like God damn it.
00:46:08.646 --> 00:46:15.010
Well, so then you got to have your phone on a tripod, Because, Brady, you know me when it's time for me to film.
00:46:15.010 --> 00:46:19.061
It looks just like this, Like I literally just prop it up against something.
00:46:19.083 --> 00:46:20.409
Well, yeah, so you just do it this way.
00:46:20.409 --> 00:46:22.771
But there's the little camera thing on the back.
00:46:23.193 --> 00:46:25.346
Heather, it's in the top drawer, grab it.
00:46:25.346 --> 00:46:35.137
No, but you said, james, when you have to plug into your phone well, no, oh, you're right, yeah, yeah so I wouldn't be able to do that because apparently the bluetooth is less laggy.
00:46:36.438 --> 00:46:37.019
I think that's it.
00:46:37.059 --> 00:46:42.697
Yeah, that's it, that's it's always in a brown little, gray little discreet it's this.
00:46:42.697 --> 00:46:47.429
Well, now it's on the floor, so I paid like 70 for this what?
00:46:47.429 --> 00:46:59.038
Yeah huh, brandon, you like, you're always like I need to be better with money and I'm like, yeah, maybe you should stop buying random shit, buying like drinks for people everywhere.
00:46:59.057 --> 00:47:02.474
You don't buy drinks anymore because I don't go anywhere, but I do when I go.
00:47:02.494 --> 00:47:06.014
You know, like if you've ever been out with brain, he's like, oh, I'll go grab a round, like what do you guys want?
00:47:06.034 --> 00:47:09.809
well, it's because I feel so bad because I'm gonna go get a drink and then people are like, can you get me a drink?
00:47:09.809 --> 00:47:12.233
And I'm like, well, just because I drink faster than you.
00:47:12.233 --> 00:47:13.775
Anyway, yeah, it's a little screen.
00:47:13.775 --> 00:47:16.059
You're like boop, like on the back of your phone, boop.
00:47:16.940 --> 00:47:17.920
Okay, interesting.
00:47:17.920 --> 00:47:19.871
Wait, why do you need a screen on the back here?
00:47:19.932 --> 00:47:20.485
Exactly it's.
00:47:20.485 --> 00:47:32.447
So you can use the back camera because it's higher quality do just fine in natural lighting.
00:47:32.467 --> 00:47:34.090
See, I don't have good lighting in this.
00:47:34.090 --> 00:47:35.114
Okay, yeah, brandon's.
00:47:35.114 --> 00:47:38.141
I was like you need a good ring light.
00:47:38.141 --> 00:47:39.003
Amy, you need to get a tripod.
00:47:39.003 --> 00:47:39.425
Insert pic of amy.
00:47:39.425 --> 00:47:45.536
No, we're not, we're gonna air it out.
00:47:45.536 --> 00:47:54.528
Brandon's friend, amy brandon's like, oh, she's like, is posting these videos which are like good content, but the it looks like shit.
00:47:54.528 --> 00:47:57.702
It's so dark, honestly so dark we're leaving this in.
00:47:57.722 --> 00:48:01.420
I don't think Amy listens to the podcast, but if she does, amy, I've told you this a thousand times.
00:48:01.420 --> 00:48:03.547
So now we're just gonna roast you publicly.
00:48:03.547 --> 00:48:06.853
I feel like her name is actually spelled a-i-m-e.
00:48:06.853 --> 00:48:10.286
No, no, no, no, that's just Taylor Swift.
00:48:10.327 --> 00:48:14.054
No, okay okay, a-m why no?
00:48:14.054 --> 00:48:27.728
She talks about like spooky stuff that I think people would like, but brandon thinks that her video quality is not good enough to be going well on tiktok, whereas I mean video of girl saying prison chump on the toilet, yeah, viral, that's it pretty well.
00:48:27.728 --> 00:48:30.757
I mean yes, so let's say the lighting doesn't have to be good if the content's good, like you can't.
00:48:30.777 --> 00:48:31.181
That did pretty well.
00:48:31.201 --> 00:48:31.563
I mean, that's what.
00:48:31.583 --> 00:48:33.409
I'm saying the lighting doesn't have to be good.
00:48:33.409 --> 00:48:36.050
If the content's good, you need a hook.
00:48:36.050 --> 00:48:39.855
Well, if you're trying to make consistent content, the lighting has to be good.
00:48:39.855 --> 00:48:42.492
If you have a one-off video on bad lighting, that's super funny.
00:48:42.492 --> 00:48:45.092
Yeah sure, but you can't make all these videos in bad lighting.
00:48:45.092 --> 00:48:48.393
That's why we have one, two, three giant fucking lights right here.
00:48:48.393 --> 00:49:04.974
We only had two lights, the first couple episodes look like shit brandon's, like we look like little garbage gremlins.
00:49:04.994 --> 00:49:06.235
Oh okay, just kidding yeah, I was being aggressive.
00:49:06.235 --> 00:49:12.456
I was like damn brandon's now on his soapbox heather's like all right, insert screen, of screen, pick up garbage, grimley.
00:49:13.126 --> 00:49:14.291
A picture of Danny DeVito.
00:49:15.684 --> 00:49:18.434
Insert screenshot from three episodes ago.
00:49:20.465 --> 00:49:25.891
But like when I've sent you guys a sample last night, I was like, wow, our quality has really gone up video-wise.
00:49:25.891 --> 00:49:27.213
It's because of the lights.
00:49:28.376 --> 00:49:37.184
Wait, it's TikTok the little pieces of orange chicken versus like when you have to eat the big ones.
00:49:37.364 --> 00:49:38.510
I hate the big ones.
00:49:39.867 --> 00:49:49.114
I just, I don't know why, I was like looking for things that I forgot to write down to talk about, and it's all election stuff, with a couple of those little fun guys sprinkled in.
00:49:49.565 --> 00:49:51.072
Oh, I actually have a plant question for you.
00:49:51.072 --> 00:49:53.344
What did you do with all the plants that were on your patio?
00:49:57.353 --> 00:49:58.115
I mean some of them.
00:49:58.115 --> 00:50:01.672
I brought in some of them.
00:50:01.672 --> 00:50:06.668
Maybe they're still there, mari.
00:50:06.668 --> 00:50:09.273
My roommate was like are your plants okay out there?
00:50:09.273 --> 00:50:12.396
No, I said no, they're not.
00:50:12.396 --> 00:50:21.057
Oh my god, the fucking vein in your forehead brandon jesus, harry potter literally it's.
00:50:21.338 --> 00:50:23.829
I don't have a lightning bolt, I got a v.
00:50:23.829 --> 00:50:25.994
We're gonna put in a pic of that.
00:50:25.994 --> 00:50:27.739
Oh my god.
00:50:27.739 --> 00:50:42.715
No, my mom sent me a birthday card or something I don't know, but it was like about forehead veins and I was like this hits a little too close to home I think it's because you're what is that?
00:50:43.056 --> 00:50:44.659
what was that you're taking a breath?
00:50:44.778 --> 00:50:47.490
yeah, I no, I breathe really heavy.
00:50:47.490 --> 00:50:49.114
You can see them when I'm editing the videos.
00:50:49.114 --> 00:50:52.313
I'm like the way your breaths have a sound note.
00:50:52.313 --> 00:51:02.016
That's like this Mine are like I don't, I can't, I hate breathing.
00:51:02.117 --> 00:51:02.838
It's like me.
00:51:02.838 --> 00:51:06.628
Wait, why did Heather kicked something and I'm out of frame?
00:51:06.668 --> 00:51:07.409
now Heather.
00:51:08.592 --> 00:51:13.273
James, what I'm like not in the camera anymore, because you kicked it kick something.
00:51:13.273 --> 00:51:15.329
Yes, I think I gotta get home to my cat.
00:51:15.329 --> 00:51:20.065
Oh my god, relax, okay, taylor we have fucking like eight minutes left.
00:51:20.065 --> 00:51:23.027
Okay, I think we're good.
00:51:23.027 --> 00:51:24.028
Now we're great.
00:51:24.028 --> 00:51:25.590
All of a sudden looked up.
00:51:25.650 --> 00:51:31.737
I was like I'm way over here um, it's all right.
00:51:31.737 --> 00:51:41.056
Sorry, there's a pig in the background um and it's not the one that came to the house to trick-or-treat do you ever listen?
00:51:43.831 --> 00:51:58.480
you're losing me, no so so why I keep like being aware of my breathing?
00:51:59.081 --> 00:52:03.985
no, my breathe.
00:52:03.985 --> 00:52:09.157
I don't know how to breathe through my nose when I'm talking.
00:52:09.157 --> 00:52:14.893
Nebby, the nebby Penetrate.
00:52:16.056 --> 00:52:17.478
Penshaw, penshaw.
00:52:17.478 --> 00:52:22.313
My roommate was like why is that funny?
00:52:22.313 --> 00:52:24.233
Because I called you to tell you that.
00:52:24.233 --> 00:52:26.052
And she's like what?
00:52:27.188 --> 00:52:36.108
I was going to tell you to turn TikTok off and she didn't realize that I was on the phone.
00:52:36.128 --> 00:52:43.972
Um yeah, so sometimes do you ever listen to music and then you just like focus on the breaths yeah love that, love breathing with them.
00:52:43.972 --> 00:52:54.313
So last thing on my list I'm back at the gym and I hate people and I hate you all.
00:52:54.313 --> 00:52:55.476
You are all annoying.
00:52:55.476 --> 00:52:58.851
Y'all need to quit it.
00:52:58.851 --> 00:53:07.436
Y'all need to lock in and just and stop being annoying at the gym I forgot how horrible they are you guys going on what's going on?
00:53:07.436 --> 00:53:08.117
Why are they annoying?
00:53:08.117 --> 00:53:09.385
How are they annoying you?
00:53:09.405 --> 00:53:11.509
well first of all, people are just way too up in my business.
00:53:11.509 --> 00:53:12.791
Well, people come up.
00:53:12.791 --> 00:53:28.934
If I ever, ever experience branded experiences where people corner him in the locker room, trying Naked, naked, corner Brandon in the locker room and then come up to him and talk to him when he's working, no, I don't think I'm giving off like the vibe in the face?
00:53:29.427 --> 00:53:30.271
I'm not either.
00:53:30.271 --> 00:53:32.925
I assume I'm like in my business glare.
00:53:32.925 --> 00:53:36.514
I'm not looking at anyone, I'm glaring like well yo.
00:53:36.554 --> 00:53:40.715
So this dude pissed me off the other day and I will preface this with I'm not it's not my first time at the gym.
00:53:40.715 --> 00:53:46.393
Used to go along a lot, a lot, a lot before the pandemic, lost about 80 pounds, gained most of it back.
00:53:46.393 --> 00:53:47.615
You know, it is what it is.
00:53:47.615 --> 00:53:50.992
We're gonna insert a pic of that before and after pick.
00:53:50.992 --> 00:53:58.751
I mean trigger, trigger warning also, because before and after pics used to send me into a like I don't want to eat all day spiral and I don't want to do that to y'all.
00:53:58.751 --> 00:54:00.677
But I did have some nice legs.
00:54:00.677 --> 00:54:01.038
They were.
00:54:01.038 --> 00:54:13.826
I miss being muscly so anywho, also my mobility has gone down and I will say, dude, after a week at the gym my knee is already a little bit better and I I hate to say they are.
00:54:14.045 --> 00:54:14.628
They are right.
00:54:14.628 --> 00:54:17.474
Yeah, hate to inform y'all.
00:54:17.474 --> 00:54:23.170
So this dude at the gym the other day was like I wanted to go to the okay, so to get up.
00:54:23.170 --> 00:54:32.947
Do you know the machine where, hi, where you put your leg on the back and you're like pushing, it's the glute machine oh, yeah, yeah so there's.
00:54:33.068 --> 00:54:42.885
There's one glute machine in this plan of fitness I got one attached and everyone at a fucking planet fitness thinks that's a one machine they need to use yep, and this dude is hopping.
00:54:42.945 --> 00:54:45.574
I can tell because I'm kind of like sussing out, like okay, is he done there.
00:54:45.574 --> 00:54:49.512
He's going from this, that machine to this machine, to that machine, back Back to it.
00:54:49.512 --> 00:54:51.717
You need to be at one.
00:54:51.717 --> 00:54:57.838
You cannot take up three machines where it's the only machine of that thing.
00:54:58.065 --> 00:55:03.373
I will say that's why I pay so much for my gym membership Because people don't do that at all.
00:55:03.764 --> 00:55:06.532
Brandon goes to Lifetime because he's fancy and likes to waste his money.
00:55:06.574 --> 00:55:10.914
Like we've said, Well, I used to not waste it because I would do like five to six classes a week.
00:55:11.155 --> 00:55:12.617
No, and Brandon.
00:55:12.617 --> 00:55:16.090
Then you recently did the math and you were like, oh my God, I barely go.
00:55:16.090 --> 00:55:23.472
I mean, it was like 15 days a month, that's like every other day.
00:55:23.773 --> 00:55:24.034
Yeah.
00:55:25.166 --> 00:55:27.324
But you're like in your head thinking you go more than that, yeah.
00:55:27.485 --> 00:55:33.726
I was thinking I was going 25 days a month minimum more than that.
00:55:33.746 --> 00:55:35.172
Yeah, I was thinking I was going 25 days a month minimum.
00:55:35.172 --> 00:55:35.472
Apparently not.
00:55:35.472 --> 00:55:39.447
I'm a lazy piece of shit, so that was really pissing me off and I was like, oh my god, everywhere I go, someone is in the someone.
00:55:39.927 --> 00:55:51.516
As I'm approaching the machine, someone interjects yeah or intercepts, heather um, and gets in what I said some jacks and I said they intercept.
00:55:51.516 --> 00:55:53.900
Are you saying I interrupt a lot?
00:55:53.900 --> 00:55:55.625
No, it's a football reference.
00:55:55.625 --> 00:55:59.512
Wait, let me tell my fantasy.
00:55:59.512 --> 00:56:04.306
Heather is all about the football and she's like you guys, I can't produce the podcast today.
00:56:04.306 --> 00:56:18.427
I have a cat and about her football, he, he skips the snaps where she's talking about football.
00:56:18.427 --> 00:56:21.554
He's like I don't care what's going on, heather, what's the update?
00:56:21.775 --> 00:56:32.394
I mean joe burrow is having too good of a game right now and that is um yeah I've heard the name joe, is this the Vikings?
00:56:32.885 --> 00:56:34.030
No he plays for the Cincinnati.
00:56:34.030 --> 00:56:36.684
Bengals Okay so who are the two teams you're watching right?
00:56:36.704 --> 00:56:36.764
now.
00:56:36.804 --> 00:56:40.704
Well, I'm not watching any team, but like but like who's playing that you're checking on right now.
00:56:40.704 --> 00:56:40.965
Last time.
00:56:41.005 --> 00:56:42.211
I checked he only had 11 points.
00:56:42.211 --> 00:56:44.432
Now he has almost 18 points, but that's fine.
00:56:45.746 --> 00:56:48.891
I don't want to forever so I'm gonna shut up now.
00:56:48.891 --> 00:57:02.373
So every time I'm trying to go over to an area like I just want to stretch and the ridgedale mall plane of fitness does not really have good stretching area at all, no, some of the other ones have like a whole dedicated space for it.
00:57:02.472 --> 00:57:15.911
This one, not so much the one I will say the biggest, most spacious one is the one right by my house here and by the by nortel mall, the one up there, yeah, so not the one down in like um here and by the, the by Nortel mall, the one up there, yeah, so not the one down in like Columbia Heights, the.
00:57:15.829 --> 00:57:18.121
Columbia Heights one is small, but it's nice.
00:57:18.121 --> 00:57:20.833
Where this one's shitty, but it's huge.
00:57:21.164 --> 00:57:23.835
Is it huger than the Roseville one?
00:57:23.835 --> 00:57:29.851
I'm trying to figure out the best one to go to.
00:57:29.851 --> 00:57:30.894
Y'all they all.
00:57:30.894 --> 00:57:32.563
I like them for different reasons.
00:57:32.563 --> 00:57:33.085
Hate them.
00:57:33.186 --> 00:57:51.516
I like the rosedale, one in the day, because you can squat in the sun like in the morning, and the sun is hitting you I don't really give a fuck about that but I don't like the people at the rosedale one yeah, well, I like plaintiff fitness and I can say this there's an equal amount of fatties and buff people yeah
00:57:52.641 --> 00:58:02.166
I like that because when I travel and there's not a lifetime, I gotta go to the planet other day it was all buff people, all a bunch of buff guys, about a bunch of high schoolers too, and I was like what are you doing here?
00:58:02.166 --> 00:58:10.472
And it was the day I wore my shorts, I had no other choice, and I was like god the best planet I've ever been to was that one in st louis when we were there.
00:58:10.472 --> 00:58:14.268
Oh yeah, you were like oh my god, that one was magical.
00:58:16.976 --> 00:58:17.556
What are you looking at?
00:58:17.556 --> 00:58:20.693
Heather's like trying to look in the camera.
00:58:22.567 --> 00:58:29.873
I edited it out of last episode, but there was a scene where Heather lifted her foot into the camera and then spread her toes.
00:58:33.706 --> 00:58:34.490
I thought you kept it in.
00:58:34.490 --> 00:58:36.630
I wasn't looking for it, not intentionally.
00:58:36.630 --> 00:58:36.692
No.
00:58:38.364 --> 00:58:42.833
You were obviously stretching like a cat, but there were toes for free.
00:58:45.228 --> 00:58:47.630
Which, by the way, now I take pictures of people's feet at work.
00:58:47.630 --> 00:58:56.806
I work at first.
00:58:56.806 --> 00:59:08.940
Okay, for context, I work at a very nice nail salon, y'all um, and we post a lot of nail pictures on the gram, a lot of cool nail art, but we don't have any like pedicure content, like because people pay for that so I have okay.
00:59:08.940 --> 00:59:10.063
No, I'm not putting in.
00:59:10.063 --> 00:59:13.286
Stop writing that down, I'm not putting in people's feet pictures ringworm.
00:59:13.286 --> 00:59:17.333
Now, what does feet pictures have to do with ringworm?
00:59:18.456 --> 00:59:21.668
I honestly with my cat having worms.
00:59:21.668 --> 00:59:25.137
It's just this needs to be edited out.
00:59:25.137 --> 00:59:27.222
I was no, it's not wait how did you?
00:59:28.023 --> 00:59:29.507
how did, how did I get ringworm?
00:59:29.507 --> 00:59:40.096
Yes, from a, a client at the cause I think that, cause we did have this one client who was like hey, hey, I have a ringworm, Should I come in and we were like no, give me 14 more, Come on in no.
00:59:40.096 --> 00:59:41.490
We were like how about no?
00:59:41.490 --> 00:59:46.090
And I don't know if the chair just didn't get wiped down, cause she did end up coming in a week later.
00:59:46.610 --> 00:59:58.851
Sure, if it was gone, because she said her cat had it too, she gave to her cat dude the way I could not touch my cats for like a hot minute and every time they tried to rub up on me because where I had ringworm was like around my ankles and shit and my cats.
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I was like I cannot afford three vet visits wait, so she just came in, sat on a chair and then all of a sudden you got ringworm.
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So here's the thing um, we, we didn't have her come in.
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She came in like I think like a week or two later and I don't know if she just still had it or what.
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And I'm assuming this is where I got it because I didn't know anybody else was ringworm.
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My cats did not have ringworm, so I had to, I think, have gotten it from work, which we pride ourselves on our cleanliness.
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But I think that the client chair got forgotten to, didn't get wiped down or something.
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And this is around the time where our desk chairs, like at the front desk, were getting broken so we were having to borrow a chair from one of the artist stations.
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So I went and grabbed that chair because it's the closest that station where she sat at, it's the closest one to the desk.
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So I grabbed it, sat in it, because part of where I had it was like in the crease behind my leg and I had one very high up on the back of my leg and then I had one here and one here and around my ankle and it was god, it was fucking awful and itchy, um, and I remember this is around the time I was moving.
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I was moving while I had ringworm and it was the heat and like dead middle of summer and the end of summer when it's really hot, and I was having to change my clothes like 10 times a day because it was hot hot.
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It was hot and I was like, oh my god, you know what makes a ringworm worse when you're hot and sweaty.
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So I was trying to stay clean, was like using my ointment, like yeah, it was a whole thing.
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And Heather, do you know?
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Ringworm is not a worm.
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Yeah, it's not a worm, it's just what do you?
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Mean it's called ringworm this at your big age it's technically a fungal infection.
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It's a fungal infection.
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It's not.
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It yeah, because when I called the doctor and she was like okay, first of all, I want you to know that this has nothing to do with worms.
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You know that right, and I was like no, I know, I didn't know that no ringworm like what your cat has, that has actual worms, roundworms, roundworm.
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I had ringworm that's.
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This is a why, do they call it?
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I don't know.
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Ask them.
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Do you see my confusion?
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Yes, I see your confusion, but I thought that was common sense because I was like if you could just get it from like touching a surface, like I for sure I'm getting this from my cat- well your cat has a round worm yeah which is actual worms correct.
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Yeah, okay I don't know all this I don't think lisa will be happy that I say this, but she told me when she was a kid she had brown worm and she said it was horrific, the most horrifying thing that's ever happened to her.
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Okay so I'll know.
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Yeah, you know.
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You're shitting worms, they are blasting out your ass.
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I would like you to stop it right what.
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Yeah, that's what the fucking vet said would happen to your cat.
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No, but I ain't looking at it.
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That's what the fucking vet said.
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What happened to your cat that was that you scoop it twice a day.
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You're not like pushing it apart I wash my hands till they're raw like oh yeah I'm putting when I changed the litter box I was like, wow, I'm just rubbing faces with mingy, I don't care if she has worms and nothing happened, nothing happened to me okay, okay, take.
01:02:56.358 --> 01:03:03.617
Maybe that needs to be our shot for the day, for this episode is every time someone says okay, james no, that that would be from wendy williams.
01:03:03.637 --> 01:03:04.300
This one has been.
01:03:04.300 --> 01:03:05.385
This has lasted a while.
01:03:05.385 --> 01:03:06.347
For me they usually don't.
01:03:06.347 --> 01:03:11.376
Okay, I'll find a new one next episode.
01:03:11.376 --> 01:03:16.389
Okay, moving right along, uh we're talking about the gym.
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How did that get to ringworm?
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oh, well, you can get ringworm.
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Oh, I was talking oh yeah, hell yeah, I swear it was a.
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You can get really bad contact dermatitis from the gym, especially those.
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Okay, this is.
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I have a few gym tips for people.
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Whether you're a guy, girl, doesn't matter.
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Wear shower shoes or a person?
01:03:34.643 --> 01:03:36.951
No shit, there's more than two genders.
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Who is walking around barefoot at a gym?
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So many people.
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That is the most disgusting thing.
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In the showers.
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I have seen shower drains stuffed with shit.
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Stop it With people poop the shower, stop it.
01:03:50.606 --> 01:03:56.474
And mind you, as a gay man who is a bottom, I deal with a lot of shower shit on my own terms.
01:03:56.474 --> 01:04:04.896
But people are doing it at the gym and just like shitting and then they're waffle stomping into the drain.
01:04:04.896 --> 01:04:07.237
Wait, are they douching?
01:04:07.257 --> 01:04:08.505
That's what's going on right?
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No, I'm sure they're just having a bowel movement in the shower.
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No one does that.
01:04:12.456 --> 01:04:12.947
They do.
01:04:12.947 --> 01:04:14.992
I've seen it three times.
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I've seen shit on the walls because now we're gonna start getting snapchats of shit and I have seen shit on the walls three times and I have seen shit stuffed into the drain three times, to the point where I walked into a shower and I was like, wow, this does not smell good.
01:04:32.559 --> 01:04:44.992
And then I look down and I was like, because it's like a long strip drain, I was like that entire drain is filled with shit, filled with shit, brown goop to the top.
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And so I go to the shower across and then I see another guy get in and then he goes.
01:04:50.230 --> 01:04:50.952
You know what?
01:04:50.952 --> 01:04:51.996
I see him Barefoot and then he goes.
01:04:51.996 --> 01:04:52.280
You know what?
01:04:52.280 --> 01:04:54.047
I see him like barefoot.
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I can't.
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They're frosted, so I can like barely see him.
01:04:57.215 --> 01:04:58.806
It's like frosted glass, frosted glass.
01:04:58.806 --> 01:05:06.717
But I can like see body movements and I just see him like, and I can tell he was like there's shit in this drain and he decided to keep on showering.
01:05:06.717 --> 01:05:09.849
He said I'm going to finish the shower and then I'm going to tell the people.
01:05:09.849 --> 01:05:14.235
And then, after he got out of the shower, he went because I was doing a dolphin shower, so I was shaving everything.
01:05:14.235 --> 01:05:21.105
So I was in there for a while, a dolphin shower, and so then, so you're shaving, your pores are exposed, there's poop running rampant through the water.
01:05:21.568 --> 01:05:22.793
I got out of that shower.
01:05:22.793 --> 01:05:24.612
Pay attention, Heather Lock in.
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But anyway.
01:05:32.166 --> 01:05:36.735
So guy gets out of the shower that has a poop and the guy the poor fucking employees have to go deal with the guys having sex, deal with the shit in the shower drains.
01:05:36.735 --> 01:05:41.115
They have to take off the drain and they are scooping it with, like the towels.
01:05:41.637 --> 01:05:46.331
I and I'm they don't have a pooper scooper by then well, because they're like skinny little drains.
01:05:46.572 --> 01:05:52.255
The only way to get in there is with, like the gym towels, and they are literally like scraping it out.
01:05:52.255 --> 01:05:54.630
There's so much shit, so much shit.
01:05:56.628 --> 01:05:58.891
So you've never seen, I have never seen this.
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I don't shower at the gym.
01:06:00.324 --> 01:06:04.072
I've showered at many a gym and never in my life Women are less disgusting than men.
01:06:04.264 --> 01:06:08.931
Men are just filthy, girls are kind of gross, but I don't think girls are shit like that.
01:06:18.864 --> 01:06:19.827
Wear shower shoes in the locker room.
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It's disgusting.
01:06:20.208 --> 01:06:21.112
Don't use those squishy things for squatting.
01:06:21.112 --> 01:06:22.014
You know, like they like pad your shoulders.
01:06:22.014 --> 01:06:28.210
You know you put them on the bars, like the little okay cushions because you can get irreversible contact dermatitis.
01:06:28.210 --> 01:06:31.016
I know someone who got a contact dermatitis.
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That is not treatable.
01:06:32.478 --> 01:06:34.467
You have it for the rest of your life.
01:06:34.467 --> 01:06:36.835
Gyms are disgusting.
01:06:37.065 --> 01:06:39.793
So I'm wearing a thick t-shirt every day.
01:06:39.813 --> 01:06:42.132
Yeah, I'm never going to the gym.
01:06:42.132 --> 01:06:45.974
So, I'll use that little squishy thing when I'm wearing.
01:06:45.974 --> 01:06:53.211
I'll use it for, like, where you put the bar here and you thrust, hip thrust, hip thrust.
01:06:54.375 --> 01:07:12.137
but I won't let that touch my skin you can touch my clothes, not my skin okay, yeah, I'm wearing full leggings or sweatpants and full sweatshirt to the gym now literally it's gross well, maybe that's why people wipe it down before they sit, because I why I clean it well after I'm done.
01:07:12.304 --> 01:07:13.028
You should before and after.
01:07:13.684 --> 01:07:15.612
Yeah, I think I need to be cleaning before and after.
01:07:15.612 --> 01:07:21.018
Because people I know some of you fuckers just like get up and you walk away and you're like you don't see a snail trail.
01:07:21.018 --> 01:07:23.532
So you're like, all right, I'm just going to move on.
01:07:24.146 --> 01:07:25.152
You're just dehydrated.
01:07:25.152 --> 01:07:27.184
You're still gross.
01:07:27.184 --> 01:07:27.487
Why is everybody looking at me?
01:07:27.527 --> 01:07:27.907
You're still gross.
01:07:27.907 --> 01:07:28.650
Why is everybody looking at me?
01:07:28.650 --> 01:07:29.554
Because you looked confused.
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Do you not know what a snail trail is?
01:07:30.775 --> 01:07:32.771
Yes, I know what a snail trail is.
01:07:32.771 --> 01:07:35.952
Okay, from like a woman's body.
01:07:36.264 --> 01:07:37.617
Yes, from a crevasse.
01:07:37.965 --> 01:07:38.989
Yeah, from a crevasse.
01:07:38.989 --> 01:07:41.646
Yeah, crevasse, I mean Brayden.
01:07:41.646 --> 01:07:42.351
You sit there for a while.
01:07:42.351 --> 01:07:43.871
You probably leave a little snail trail.
01:07:43.971 --> 01:07:45.487
Huge, I've seen them.
01:07:45.487 --> 01:07:58.835
I leave aspirants, full aspirants, two bouncy balls sitting on the bench okay, that might be our fucking cue anyway.
01:07:58.835 --> 01:08:00.358
Oh, we have a five-star review.
01:08:00.358 --> 01:08:01.079
Where's my phone?
01:08:01.079 --> 01:08:01.606
I?
01:08:01.606 --> 01:08:03.771
I pulled it up and we're back.
01:08:04.393 --> 01:08:05.715
God, this microphone stinks.
01:08:05.715 --> 01:08:09.637
We got to remember to wash these take them off immediately upon done being done filming.
01:08:10.239 --> 01:08:16.328
Um, I don't know if I took a screenshot, and even if I did, I don't know if I'll be able to find it, so we're just gonna go right to the podcast, and okay.
01:08:16.328 --> 01:08:25.353
So if you uh have not written us a five-star review on apple, please go do that so we can read it on the pod, like we are right now.
01:08:25.353 --> 01:08:28.418
Um, also give us a five-star review on spotify.
01:08:28.418 --> 01:08:40.197
You can only do a little five-star, but you can go into an episode and leave a comment and I do occasionally check the comments, so we can, we, we can also read your uh spotify comments on the pod as well.
01:08:40.216 --> 01:08:50.136
Uh, anyway, let me pull up, he's still trying bing bing, bing, bing bing okay okay here we go.
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Okay, okay, okay, okay.
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So this is all right, shut up.
01:08:55.658 --> 01:08:56.161
Yeah, that one.
01:08:56.402 --> 01:09:00.771
When I did that earlier I was like okay, this is going, this is enough.
01:09:00.992 --> 01:09:07.207
Okay, so this is from uh bees botanics is that b from like houston b?
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Anyway, I don't think so, but maybe somebody else all right, shout out, shout out the.
01:09:12.234 --> 01:09:14.056
The title is I thought I was gonna die.
01:09:14.056 --> 01:09:19.028
Dot, dot dot oh god I seriously love the podcast so much and I love you guys so much.
01:09:19.028 --> 01:09:21.996
I was so sad my phone is doing something really weird.
01:09:21.996 --> 01:09:22.778
What is it doing?
01:09:22.945 --> 01:09:23.850
how about you just read it?
01:09:23.930 --> 01:09:24.635
what is that doing?
01:09:24.635 --> 01:09:24.815
Why?
01:09:24.876 --> 01:09:25.881
I don't know what you're doing.
01:09:25.921 --> 01:09:28.868
There's a rainbow on the outside of my phone.
01:09:28.868 --> 01:09:34.619
Anyway, okay, um, I was so sad when you took a break because I need a podcast on like 24-7 and this is one of my faves.
01:09:34.619 --> 01:09:38.770
It's a perfect amount of plantiness and banter that makes me feel like I'm hanging out with friends.
01:09:38.770 --> 01:09:43.153
Yay, thank you for the five-star review, thank you.
01:09:43.153 --> 01:09:47.530
So, yeah, leave a five-star review or a comment on Spotify and we will read it on the pod.
01:09:57.145 --> 01:09:57.846
Love it, will read it on the pod.
01:09:57.886 --> 01:09:58.849
Love it, love set, love set it's living.
01:09:58.849 --> 01:09:59.329
Okay, that's hot love.
01:09:59.329 --> 01:10:00.873
Paris hilton, my middle school myspace was paris hilton themed.
01:10:00.873 --> 01:10:06.251
I deleted it years ago, but it is there, remember when we were logging off?
01:10:06.251 --> 01:10:07.833
Yeah, okay, yeah okay.
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Bing bong.
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Wait, oh, I didn't know.
01:10:11.319 --> 01:10:12.159
The buttons changed.
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Anyway.
01:10:13.350 --> 01:10:15.139
James, okay.
01:10:15.962 --> 01:10:17.590
All right, brandon, where can people find you on the?
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internet.
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You can find me at BrandonBotanicalcom.
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Brandon Botanical on all social platforms and Amazoncom.
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Backslash shop, backslash Brandon Botanical.
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Nicole, where can they find you?
01:10:27.444 --> 01:10:35.092
Nicole Larson Grows on Instagram um Tik TOK, threads Pinterest all that fun shit and follow the podcast.
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Subscribe on YouTube.
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Comment like all that stuff.
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Subscribe.
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We need more subscribers.
01:10:40.297 --> 01:10:40.998
And what's Heather's?
01:10:40.998 --> 01:10:41.880
I forgot how to say your life.
01:10:41.880 --> 01:10:42.600
We don't need to go there.
01:10:42.600 --> 01:10:57.805
Okay, bye, bye, you.