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Speaker 1: Welcome to a bonus episode of We Will Always Have. It's just a little tidbit to tide you over where Chrissy and I talk shit. All right, I'm drawing a wisdom card from a deck of cards. They all have messages and I believe you need to hear this one today. God knows why. The problem is not the problem. The problem is the incredible amount of overthinking you are doing with the problem. Let it go. Let it go. And I've said this before, and I know you're rolling your eyes at me, but I had an enlightening session with a Balinese healer, and it was all because he got me to sit with the feelings that I was having, things that were keeping me tightly wound up. We sat with it. He talked me through it and then we just did a breathing exercise and he just told me to let it go. And it didn't work. It took work. But I think this card is prevalent. The problem isn't the problem. The problem is the incredible amount of overthinking you are doing. Let it go and be free.
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Speaker 2: Music Sexy time, Christine.
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Speaker 1: Take it off.
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Speaker 3: Because you're so excited to be doing this. Oh, have you ever been attracted to a fictional character? Well, that would be a bit weird, but anyway, we'll go with it. Prince Charming?
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Speaker 2: Mufasa.
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Speaker 3: Mufasa.
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Speaker 1: Oh, don't you think?
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Speaker 3: Oh, look at the back of this one.
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Speaker 1: Oh, we're glossing over that. Okay, go on.
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Speaker 3: Have you ever made a sex tape?
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Speaker 1: Are you genuinely asking me that?
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Speaker 3: Yeah. Have you ever?
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Speaker 1: Knowing my full history?
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Speaker 3: Well, I don't know because I don't know if you would want something like that. Well, I know that you've done OF.
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Speaker 1: But that's basically filming yourself and putting it online. That's called a sex tape.
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Speaker 3: No, I get that. But what I'm saying is.
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Speaker 1: Like privately.
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Speaker 2: Yes.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yes. Oh, really? So many.
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Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
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Speaker 1: There's so many things I've filmed that other people will be like, oh, I don't want you to post it anywhere, but let's film it for us. I'm like, fuck, yeah. Yes. Filming is like a kink.
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Speaker 3: Really?
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Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. I find if I'm being filmed, it's a much hotter experience.
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Speaker 3: Is that right?
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Speaker 1: I don't know why.
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Speaker 3: And then what do you do? You just put it in your files and then go back to it when you.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a folder.
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Speaker 3: A hidden folder, I'd suggest.
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Speaker 1: It's absolutely a hidden folder with many combinations.
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Speaker 3: Yes.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I usually will edit it for them and then just Dropbox them. Are you joking?
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Speaker 3: You even edit it for them?
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Speaker 1: If they go, yeah, I'm happy to film, I do tend to lean in heavily to it and set up about four camera angles on the four different iPhones I've got. Because in my experience, you're going to get like three terrible angles on one really good one. Sure. And also I like to set and forget. I don't want to have to move the camera or change anything. Let's just have our... Fun times. And then at the end, if there's something good on one of the phones, great. And usually there is.
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Speaker 2: Wow.
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Speaker 1: And they're like, wow, you're really good at this.
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Speaker 3: Do you charge for that?
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Speaker 1: Oh, God, no.
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Speaker 3: It's your little parting gift.
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Speaker 1: Well, it's just for us. It's not going anywhere.
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Speaker 3: But who's to say they then don't grab that video?
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Speaker 1: Well, if they post it somewhere, fine. I don't mind. But usually it's because they don't want it to go anywhere.
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Speaker 2: Oh.
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Speaker 1: Because if they're like, oh, I'm happy for you to post that, fuck yeah. Away I go.
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Speaker 3: And so you'd put that on OnlyFans?
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Speaker 1: Sometimes, yeah. Or I could blow them out.
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Speaker 3: If they want. And do you ask for any sign-offs of any, like.
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Speaker 1: I'm supposed to.
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Speaker 3: You're supposed to. So you've been told to.
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Speaker 1: Well, OnlyFans is good in terms of it doesn't allow, like, revenge porn. So you have to provide your licence and your passport if you're in anything. And it's a big, huge ordeal, so... Usually it doesn't go to OnlyFans.
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Speaker 3: Does that mean also to the person that's also in the video?
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Speaker 4: Yes.
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Speaker 3: Do they have to provide their pass? Well, I put mine.
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Speaker 1: I'm verified.
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Speaker 3: But they need to also be verified.
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Speaker 1: They absolutely, yes, have to be verified.
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Speaker 3: On your OnlyFans content?
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Speaker 1: Just on the OnlyFans website, yes.
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Speaker 2: Wow.
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Speaker 3: What do you think of OnlyFans now?
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Speaker 1: I'm probably going to delete it.
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Speaker 3: Do you have any subscriptions to any persons? Do you follow any persons?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I did. But then they mysteriously disappeared. People's content is just a bit shit. It's so much work for no money.
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Speaker 2: Really?
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Speaker 1: It used to make me a lot of money because I used to have my links everywhere. And then I lost a brand deal because they were like, oh, we found. I was like, oh, yeah, fair enough. So I pulled all the links, kept it all up. But I just didn't really make any money.
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Speaker 2: And now.
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Speaker 3: Are people still, like, making money from it? Like the anapoms and people like that?
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Speaker 1: Big money, huge money. I don't know about her. But, yes, I'm sure she would still be making a lot of money.
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Speaker 3: So how do you then market it? Like, do you just put it on your socials?
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Speaker 2: Yes.
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Speaker 1: Like, X, you're allowed to post a lot of that stuff. Reddit is really good.
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Speaker 3: Reddit.
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Speaker 1: People have Instagram. Like, look at Girthmaster. Like, he has his normal Instagram and then one that he will inevitably know might get deleted because Instagram don't like it, which has links to his accounts. It's very suggestive. Like, people know what this content is promoting.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: So... I know there's probably a lot of parents listening and now that I have a lot of nieces and nephews, I'm like, oh.
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Speaker 3: So that's kind of changing your thoughts about doing.
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Speaker 1: That stuff now? Which I know I should have been more responsible before. I think this justification is a terrible excuse, but I'm not posting it on Facebook and Instagram and such. But that was mainly because I was losing brand deals.
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Speaker 3: And brand deals are important to you because they're your bread and butter. So isn't it funny? People are more open-minded yet when branding comes, it's like, oh, no.
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Speaker 1: I get it. I'm just very sexual, very open. You are, aren't you? I'll put it out there.
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Speaker 3: And there's nothing wrong with that. Like, I don't think that's absolutely fantastic.
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Speaker 1: No, I think it's different for men and women. Women get treated terribly. Terribly.
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Speaker 3: In general?
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: It's hard being a woman.
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Speaker 1: And, you know, if they're putting themselves out there, which I love.
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Speaker 3: I saw a post ages ago, a young woman was saying that when she goes for a walk in the park at 11 o'clock at night, she's frightened.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, of course.
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Speaker 3: And then I thought to myself, yeah, but would a man at the same age walking, would they?
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Speaker 2: No.
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Speaker 3: And then I'm thinking, yeah, no.
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Speaker 1: I've gone for walks when I lived in Newcastle really late at night, so much so that the police drove past and they're like, what are you doing? I was going for a walk. I think they were like, oh, only nefarious people are out this late and they pulled up and they're like, what are you doing in this park? I actually was going for a walk. Sneakers on. I think it was just Newcastle Park. I've been to parks before for some cheeky time.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: This was not that. And I was like, oh, no, I'm just like, I do a night shift. Like, I work till about 10.30 and now I'm going for a walk. And he was like, don't walk through here this late. Like, use your common sense. And I'm like, what? Oh, I mean, it's well lit. He's like, nope. He's like, oh, okay.
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Speaker 3: Oh, gee.
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Speaker 1: And then.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: No. And then people are like, well, you shouldn't be walking late at night anyway. I'm like, well, it's not a woman's foot. What do you mean? Oh, she shouldn't be out at late because if she gets assaulted, that's her fault.
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Speaker 3: That's her fault. And heaven forbid if she was wearing a skirt.
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Speaker 1: What do a Rubik's Cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
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Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
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Speaker 1: That's a terrible one.
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Speaker 3: Who has absolutely put these together?
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Speaker 1: You do one.
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Speaker 3: All right.
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Speaker 4: What do the eggs say to the boiling water? Sorry, it's going to take a minute to get hard. I just laid some chick. Sorry, it's going to take a second to get hard because I just laid a chick.
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Speaker 3: That's not even funny.
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Speaker 2: That's so gross.
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Speaker 1: Eggs don't lay chickens.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, no, don't like that one.
Speaker 1: Welcome to a bonus episode of We Will Always Have. It's just a little tidbit to tide you over where Chrissy and I talk shit. All right, I'm drawing a wisdom card from a deck of cards. They all have messages and I believe you need to hear this one today. God knows why. The problem is not the problem. The problem is the incredible amount of overthinking you are doing with the problem. Let it go. Let it go. And I've said this before, and I know you're rolling your eyes at me, but I had an enlightening session with a Balinese healer, and it was all because he got me to sit with the feelings that I was having, things that were keeping me tightly wound up. We sat with it. He talked me through it and then we just did a breathing exercise and he just told me to let it go. And it didn't work. It took work. But I think this card is prevalent. The problem isn't the problem. The problem is the incredible amount of overthinking you are doing. Let it go and be free.
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Speaker 2: Music Sexy time, Christine.
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Speaker 1: Take it off.
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Speaker 3: Because you're so excited to be doing this. Oh, have you ever been attracted to a fictional character? Well, that would be a bit weird, but anyway, we'll go with it. Prince Charming?
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Speaker 2: Mufasa.
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Speaker 3: Mufasa.
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Speaker 1: Oh, don't you think?
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Speaker 3: Oh, look at the back of this one.
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Speaker 1: Oh, we're glossing over that. Okay, go on.
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Speaker 3: Have you ever made a sex tape?
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Speaker 1: Are you genuinely asking me that?
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Speaker 3: Yeah. Have you ever?
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Speaker 1: Knowing my full history?
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Speaker 3: Well, I don't know because I don't know if you would want something like that. Well, I know that you've done OF.
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Speaker 1: But that's basically filming yourself and putting it online. That's called a sex tape.
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Speaker 3: No, I get that. But what I'm saying is.
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Speaker 1: Like privately.
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Speaker 2: Yes.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yes. Oh, really? So many.
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Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
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Speaker 1: There's so many things I've filmed that other people will be like, oh, I don't want you to post it anywhere, but let's film it for us. I'm like, fuck, yeah. Yes. Filming is like a kink.
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Speaker 3: Really?
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Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. I find if I'm being filmed, it's a much hotter experience.
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Speaker 3: Is that right?
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Speaker 1: I don't know why.
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Speaker 3: And then what do you do? You just put it in your files and then go back to it when you.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a folder.
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Speaker 3: A hidden folder, I'd suggest.
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Speaker 1: It's absolutely a hidden folder with many combinations.
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Speaker 3: Yes.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I usually will edit it for them and then just Dropbox them. Are you joking?
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Speaker 3: You even edit it for them?
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Speaker 1: If they go, yeah, I'm happy to film, I do tend to lean in heavily to it and set up about four camera angles on the four different iPhones I've got. Because in my experience, you're going to get like three terrible angles on one really good one. Sure. And also I like to set and forget. I don't want to have to move the camera or change anything. Let's just have our... Fun times. And then at the end, if there's something good on one of the phones, great. And usually there is.
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Speaker 2: Wow.
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Speaker 1: And they're like, wow, you're really good at this.
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Speaker 3: Do you charge for that?
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Speaker 1: Oh, God, no.
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Speaker 3: It's your little parting gift.
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Speaker 1: Well, it's just for us. It's not going anywhere.
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Speaker 3: But who's to say they then don't grab that video?
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Speaker 1: Well, if they post it somewhere, fine. I don't mind. But usually it's because they don't want it to go anywhere.
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Speaker 2: Oh.
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Speaker 1: Because if they're like, oh, I'm happy for you to post that, fuck yeah. Away I go.
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Speaker 3: And so you'd put that on OnlyFans?
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Speaker 1: Sometimes, yeah. Or I could blow them out.
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Speaker 3: If they want. And do you ask for any sign-offs of any, like.
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Speaker 1: I'm supposed to.
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Speaker 3: You're supposed to. So you've been told to.
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Speaker 1: Well, OnlyFans is good in terms of it doesn't allow, like, revenge porn. So you have to provide your licence and your passport if you're in anything. And it's a big, huge ordeal, so... Usually it doesn't go to OnlyFans.
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Speaker 3: Does that mean also to the person that's also in the video?
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Speaker 4: Yes.
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Speaker 3: Do they have to provide their pass? Well, I put mine.
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Speaker 1: I'm verified.
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Speaker 3: But they need to also be verified.
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Speaker 1: They absolutely, yes, have to be verified.
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Speaker 3: On your OnlyFans content?
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Speaker 1: Just on the OnlyFans website, yes.
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Speaker 2: Wow.
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Speaker 3: What do you think of OnlyFans now?
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Speaker 1: I'm probably going to delete it.
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Speaker 3: Do you have any subscriptions to any persons? Do you follow any persons?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I did. But then they mysteriously disappeared. People's content is just a bit shit. It's so much work for no money.
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Speaker 2: Really?
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Speaker 1: It used to make me a lot of money because I used to have my links everywhere. And then I lost a brand deal because they were like, oh, we found. I was like, oh, yeah, fair enough. So I pulled all the links, kept it all up. But I just didn't really make any money.
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Speaker 2: And now.
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Speaker 3: Are people still, like, making money from it? Like the anapoms and people like that?
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Speaker 1: Big money, huge money. I don't know about her. But, yes, I'm sure she would still be making a lot of money.
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Speaker 3: So how do you then market it? Like, do you just put it on your socials?
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Speaker 2: Yes.
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Speaker 1: Like, X, you're allowed to post a lot of that stuff. Reddit is really good.
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Speaker 3: Reddit.
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Speaker 1: People have Instagram. Like, look at Girthmaster. Like, he has his normal Instagram and then one that he will inevitably know might get deleted because Instagram don't like it, which has links to his accounts. It's very suggestive. Like, people know what this content is promoting.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: So... I know there's probably a lot of parents listening and now that I have a lot of nieces and nephews, I'm like, oh.
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Speaker 3: So that's kind of changing your thoughts about doing.
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Speaker 1: That stuff now? Which I know I should have been more responsible before. I think this justification is a terrible excuse, but I'm not posting it on Facebook and Instagram and such. But that was mainly because I was losing brand deals.
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Speaker 3: And brand deals are important to you because they're your bread and butter. So isn't it funny? People are more open-minded yet when branding comes, it's like, oh, no.
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Speaker 1: I get it. I'm just very sexual, very open. You are, aren't you? I'll put it out there.
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Speaker 3: And there's nothing wrong with that. Like, I don't think that's absolutely fantastic.
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Speaker 1: No, I think it's different for men and women. Women get treated terribly. Terribly.
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Speaker 3: In general?
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: It's hard being a woman.
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Speaker 1: And, you know, if they're putting themselves out there, which I love.
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Speaker 3: I saw a post ages ago, a young woman was saying that when she goes for a walk in the park at 11 o'clock at night, she's frightened.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, of course.
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Speaker 3: And then I thought to myself, yeah, but would a man at the same age walking, would they?
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Speaker 2: No.
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Speaker 3: And then I'm thinking, yeah, no.
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Speaker 1: I've gone for walks when I lived in Newcastle really late at night, so much so that the police drove past and they're like, what are you doing? I was going for a walk. I think they were like, oh, only nefarious people are out this late and they pulled up and they're like, what are you doing in this park? I actually was going for a walk. Sneakers on. I think it was just Newcastle Park. I've been to parks before for some cheeky time.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: This was not that. And I was like, oh, no, I'm just like, I do a night shift. Like, I work till about 10.30 and now I'm going for a walk. And he was like, don't walk through here this late. Like, use your common sense. And I'm like, what? Oh, I mean, it's well lit. He's like, nope. He's like, oh, okay.
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Speaker 3: Oh, gee.
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Speaker 1: And then.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: No. And then people are like, well, you shouldn't be walking late at night anyway. I'm like, well, it's not a woman's foot. What do you mean? Oh, she shouldn't be out at late because if she gets assaulted, that's her fault.
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Speaker 3: That's her fault. And heaven forbid if she was wearing a skirt.
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Speaker 1: What do a Rubik's Cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
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Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
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Speaker 1: That's a terrible one.
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Speaker 3: Who has absolutely put these together?
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Speaker 1: You do one.
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Speaker 3: All right.
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Speaker 4: What do the eggs say to the boiling water? Sorry, it's going to take a minute to get hard. I just laid some chick. Sorry, it's going to take a second to get hard because I just laid a chick.
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Speaker 3: That's not even funny.
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Speaker 2: That's so gross.
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Speaker 1: Eggs don't lay chickens.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, no, don't like that one.
