Cooking Competitions and Parenting Realities

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Whoa heidi ho there little couch neighbor heidi ho neighbor how are you isn't
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that what was it ned flanders or ted flanders isn't that what he's called from
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the simpsons heidi ho neighbor isn't that who says that ted flanders isn't that
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what his name is from the simpsons that doesn't even.
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Did you watch the simpsons i did you did i did so i've watched the simpsons
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i'm trying to think my brother was into beavis and butthead back in the day
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yeah see i remember all that stuff,
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back in the day yeah and then he got from
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what was it from spencer's this like little tv thing
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you put on top of the tv when you change the channel yeah and then
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every time you did that it was like what's up dude every
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time oh my god it was so annoying it was it was
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so annoysing that's what i was gonna say annoying but that's
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cute so annoysing yeah i don't know yeah matt
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i hope you remember that it was annoying buddy it was annoying matt
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i hope you remember that welcome back to
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the podcast we are just two
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average and i mean average
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girls taking their phone calls to the podcast you're
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welcome it has been
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hellish busy weeks since the last time we sat here at jody boulevard i feel
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like it's been interesting buddy i've been sick for a chunk of it i'm like my
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goodness i need to just be in a bubble yeah you do you need to be like the boy
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in the bubble i do from the seinfeld episode.
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Any who says glad to be here with you
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when we were at cumberland farms getting a little snickety snack before coming
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over here yes we had a very interesting conversation yes we did and i think
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it's worth talking about because if we're feeling some sort of way then obviously
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our listeners and viewers must be feeling the same way so we were talking about.
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When kids have friends come over right
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and like what the expectation is
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so we were talking about how usually the
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girls have friends you know that'll come over and hang out and I love all
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their friends and stuff like that but I
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usually will order a pizza like when they come over I
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order pizza I feel like that's the easiest thing to do it's
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a bunch of teenage kids everybody loves pizza everybody
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loves pizza so we're to pizza well we're
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talking about one of the girls boyfriends was
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over and has a parent that's
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like a phenomenal cook so i'm like oh my goodness i'm
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hearing all of the things that this parent is making and
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i'm like wait they made what like wait what
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did they make so i'm like oh my gosh okay and i'm like ordering
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pizza so it's like well I gotta do something so
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I ended up making like a pot roast well I didn't make it the crock pot
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made it but you guys get the point so like I had to do that
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and so it came out really it came out really good
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I feel like I used a little bit too much broth but it was fine it like actually
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came out really good the kids liked that so that's all that matters but then
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I found out that the other like this parent makes a lot more things from scratch
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so I was like oh my goodness graciousness Like I got to step up my A game.
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So I didn't tell you that Allie was like, don't make it a competition. I'm like, no, no, no.
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That's the last thing I'm thinking about. It wasn't even like making it a competition.
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It was just the fact that like, you know, the other parent, the parent of one
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of her or her boyfriend, this particular daughter's boyfriend,
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that's what I should say.
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Oh, I thought it was like thunder or something. I think they're putting,
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bringing out their garbage or something.
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But on a Sunday though, on a Sunday.
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Okay. but any who says well we were up here laughing
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so freaking hard she's probably coming or somebody's coming
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up here to whoop our ass yeah most likely that's gonna be
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interesting because if you weren't doing the crib walk then i don't
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we can't or whatever the thing's called oopsies oopsies
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no it's okay it's okay so well yeah so
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i it wasn't a competition by any means like i
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know that my skills in the kitchen are lacking it's
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okay but i can do like i can
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get by at school first of all there are a
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lot of women I think that aren't
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comfortable with cooking like I look at how I was raised I love to cook but
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and you're great at it bud in order for me to be to like to cook is I have to
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not be stressed out I don't want
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to be rushed I need to be able to enjoy everything Yeah, yeah, totally.
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But a lot of women don't like to cook. A lot of women weren't taught how to cook.
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And I think you're seeing that. Yeah, I feel like my brother got that skill
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of, like, learning how to cook because he's a great cook.
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So he can, like, cook anything. He got that skill. I did not.
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But also, it's not even that you don't have the skill, but you lack the confidence to try.
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Oh, my God. Well, when you have, like, you know, parents that are,
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like, freaking, like, self-made sous chefs.
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More power to you, buddy. You know who you are.
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Like but sous chefs like oh my god my
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shit is like chopped liver you know what i mean so
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i was just like what it's about so i did tell the other
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parent when i dropped off the boyfriend i was like bro
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like what what don't you do i'm
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like listen i got you on the grilled cheeses you know
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i got i got you on i make a mean grilled cheese and
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respectfully he said that's all you need to do is just
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be able to make a mean grilled cheese i said thank you buddy so it
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helped boost the confidence just a little bit absolutely like
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this dude's like awesome like the heck
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you know it's just one of those things
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it's either you like cooking or you don't but you shouldn't compare yourself or
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look at yourself as you know not by any means but
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like always like i order pizzas i order i'm
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like what do you guys want in your pizza that's what i do domino's you
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know what do you want on your pizza well like i told you i
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always feel like and i always feel
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but i feel like that too like i cook
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girl bye during girl bye girl bye
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don't do it i've been over to your place bro when you've cooked stuff oh
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girl bye girl bye okay don't even no you don't you are like freaking julia child
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stop it don't don't don't rely into our viewers bro don't do it like don't do
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that okay okay to say you're a bomb-ass cook but you guys know that because shabba is not a cook.
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That you telling me that I'm Julia Childs really just means that I'm like a
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glorified hometown buffet.
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No, because you cook, like your cooking is like on fleek, bro.
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You can make, I can make basic stuff.
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And you know what? There's nothing wrong if you can. She's lying.
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She's lying. Basic stuff. But it is tough. But I see that. I see why that's tough, though.
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If your kid's going over there and they're always cooking and it's always like these, you know, meals.
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And then you feel. Phenomenal, like fantastic, phenomenal meals. right but
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you know what i do appreciate though they do send over
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muffins though he makes mean ass muffins i'm like
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thank you i love the muffins hell yeah i'm here for that i love it i can bake
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and i can look at it i can read a recipe and i can whip up something that way
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like but i'm not somebody who off the top of my head's like okay i'm gonna make
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this this and this tonight i literally will have to google a recipe if i have
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ingredients right and like oh okay this is what i need to do.
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And I will have to follow it step by step in order for it to come out. Okay.
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Shabba, I don't think there's, I think you, your skill set is like exactly what you just said.
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You're not necessarily. I'm not a creative.
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I'm not. Exactly. I'm not a creative person. What you are is,
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is like give you, you know, a hundred pages to read for the upcoming meeting
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and get everything organized and go over points and things like that.
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Like sometimes, and the way you retain information thanks
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buddy is appreciative i'm a creative
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100 so i don't understand your i don't
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appreciate your world as much but i understand it's a skill set because thanks
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bud i appreciate i'm not the same but i really appreciate that because that
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was like back in the day when we had art class remember that and you had to
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like learn how to draw a face or hands and there's certain ways of doing it
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i'm like dude i do stick figures what the fuck.
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Excuse my language but like see it's just like being creative
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stresses me out okay but remember then you know
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what you remember that t-shirt that i made and your brother said like
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oh god i love that keith herring inspired t-shirt on
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the website yeah well keith herring was fire though keith
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herring was known to make those stick figures he was in
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the new york he was in new york during
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like the 80s 90s he died of aids and he
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would go underground and he
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would use chalk and he would make these designs so cool
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and he got arrested a lot because it was considered what's
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the word for it i can't even think about it but like vandalism vandalism
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yeah yep but he ended up making beautiful things and
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obviously his work is inspired now i are i love that shirt i
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love that shirt of ours it's a whole vibe and and those
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are just glorified stick figures and he said you know what he
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felt is is that he felt like he likes what
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he makes and instead of taking more time on one
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piece he'd rather make as much art as he can while he was
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here and he did that okay listen I'm here
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for it yeah so give me a good book to read about something I'm interested
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in and I'm like I'm here for it but yeah I'm
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not artistic however if I see something
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and I need to like make it pretty I can do
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that that's a creative side but it's also the Libra
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in me you know what I mean right it's like making things.
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Beautiful that I can do right you know
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minus that um that bath
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the couple bathrooms I was designing that time should
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we tell them one time I'll just
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say it I was doing some mystery shopping okay hold
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on can we pause I don't want to interrupt but I just want like I need I feel like
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I need to preface this when it comes to acting I
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don't have acting skills so I need to like again i'm not
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creative at all but i have to hone in with my character
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and at this time we were mystery shopping and my character was like a mob wife
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okay go ahead bud yeah you were like a mob wife designing a house yeah a mob
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wife of of say like back in the.
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Basically tony montana's sister who
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also married his right hand guy and we
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designed a bathroom for them it was yeah it
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was out of this world it was literally the ugliest
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thing i've ever seen in my entire life i was like i i was like shivering because
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i wanted to scream at you so and i'm like when she just went along with it and
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she's like yeah that's a really yeah the designer i would never ever let anybody
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i would not sign off on it i'd be like oh i did not design She was like,
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oh my goodness, this is going to be beautiful.
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And it was funny because looking over at her face, she's trying to keep a straight face the whole time.
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And I had this picture. I had this picture of, I was designing many bathrooms.
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Dude, it was like this type of stuff, but in the 70s.
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My husband's a contractor and told me to just, you know, go and pick out the
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tiles, create the design, and he would have his people take care of it.
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And so that's what I did. My husband told me to choose. And so I chose.
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And it was going to be like a big cloth foot you
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know a large cloth foot bathtub with it
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was a standalone it was a dark what was
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it a dark tile backsplash and then
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i wanted like it was like it would be like a bamboo looking it
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was terrible and the fixtures were all gold and
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don't one of y'all come in the comments and be like that sounds pretty no
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it wasn't it was in my for my
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vision for my vision as a mob wife it was
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like you would not even want to live here it was
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amazing it was so dark it would be like living in a cave
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the the look of it was dark but i
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just i don't know i feel like you know it was like very clean looking
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you know i've seen it's like when you're on instagram or facebook
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when you're on facebook or instagram
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and those different like i look at a lot
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of like houses and bathrooms and stuff and i
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like the dark look of things i do well
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i don't know what the f is going on with facebook reels but
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i got some gnarly ass shit coming
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through my facebook reels oh no what was it
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i'm not the only one that talks about this it wasn't
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like poop stuff was it no but on tiktok
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your fyp your for you
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page that gives you content that they think
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that you'll like based on your actions with
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your who you follow currently who you.
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Interact with but Facebook does
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not have the right algorithm because I'm watching people
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with like these scalp issues where like
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people are taking like these like they're almost
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like razors and they're like taking out gouges
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of dry skin oh I've seen those videos before I'm getting more of them all the
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time then I'm getting these ones of people who are in a different country and
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there's something wrong with their toenails and like these people are like cutting
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out the sides of them and there's this.
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And we know how i feel about feet there's like
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pus coming out on the sides dude
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i'm not gonna be able to finish my hot chocolate and they like cut like the
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nail and shit that's what i'm getting on my facebook reels you know what i'm
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getting on my pimples you know what i'm getting on my facebook reels it's all
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travel and you know where it all leads to pictures and reels and videos.
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Italy it's been like this for two weeks and do i watch
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them yeah i do watch them that's why you keep
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watching it and then more is going to come in more and more and more but
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i'm like god i understand that you want me to travel but
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i need you to provide me with the means in
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order to get to italy you want me to go to italy heavenly father
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then please send me there i will go i won't
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even fight about it okay i will happily go
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okay i feel like my future is in italy i do
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like a small Italian town where they
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make pasta like from scratch when
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everybody sits outside and they're making the pasta and everything
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and it's just beautiful and the ocean's not far
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away and you crush grapes to make wine yeah with with your feet and stuff I'm
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just not made right now just for the regular degular I'm not I feel like I should
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be regular degular yeah I feel like I should be in Europe right now.
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I feel like Europe's calling me.
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I feel like doing anything but the mundane would be great because I feel like
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I have been doing the mundane.
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I'm ready to live a little bit. You know like Moana? Is it Moana that's like,
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there's something about the sea. It calls me.
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I feel like italy is calling me i do you do a lot better acapella than you do,
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trying to like do that thing you're like getting mad i'm just saying i feel
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like i keep seeing things about europe pop up and i'm like i hear you universe
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i hear you i accept it i accept my calling provide the means please universe
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i just wanna this is really good by the way,
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pistachio hot chocolate fire cumberland farms absolutely delish it was really
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their dark their their their cherry try it is beautiful pistachio is where it's at.
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Yeah i just feel like lately i
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i'm like you're in the same rut you're in the same and
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it's not a rut it's just the winter this is what happens
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to new englanders when we're in march and
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it's still chilly and we just so
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badly need warm weather okay i
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have to admit this and i know you're gonna be like yeah but
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listen buddy listen listen listen so you know i'm a
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winter person right yep i'm here for the winter
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i'm not here for this winter the reason why i'm
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not here for this winter is because it's not even really a
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winter like how much snow did we actually get where it
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stayed and you could do like snow activities no you know we got freezing cold
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temperatures and ice when is the last time that we've gotten a storm like we
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did back in the late 80s early 90s where we got significant snow right i want
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snow to stay for like a few days where there's not like power outages and stuff but like kids could go.
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Outside sledding and you can build a snowman or an igloo
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you can do all of that stuff it doesn't stick
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it sticks for like a day or so and then a couple weeks go by and
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you okay you get another snow whatever but we're getting like
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ice and freezing cold temperatures that's not i'm not
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here for that and with that being said i take back on a
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few episodes where i said i would want to move to vermont
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if that's how it is in vermont i don't want it i take
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it back i changed my mind i don't want
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this like this to me and i
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still follow that chick that lives up at the northest northest
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part of the world and i'm just like she's just getting sun now yeah i i can't
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i can't do that i need warm weather at this point i do like i see why people
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go i love the winter but i'm like nope not anymore see see not anymore you're
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getting the itch yeah yeah i need warm weather i need to be outside i
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need to open up the windows i need sunlight i do yeah i
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feel like we're just in cocoons that and that's why i'm i
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feel like it's just mundane because oh oh look
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outside another cold day here another cold gray day that's literally what it
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is and my melanin's not melanating it's not it's not i need like i need sunlight
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yeah 100 i'm losing color yeah no i it's true yeah like We are at our worst right now. Yeah.
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I hate it. But next week's supposed to be nice, which is great.
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I'm so looking forward to it. Yeah. I'm so looking forward to it. Thank you.
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Yeah, man. Yeah. Yeah. It's just funny.
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It's funny now that we're parents, just to kind of circle back what we were
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talking about. It's funny now that we're parents.
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I just feel like we're – sometimes I look at myself and I'm like,
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wow, I still feel like the kid, you know? I still feel like a kid in my brain.
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I wish these kids knew that.
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I know we're the adults, but when my mom was raising me and I was in high school
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versus me, I feel like she just looked like a mom.
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She acted like a mom. She was mature like a mom. I love your mom.
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But I feel like all moms were kind of like that. But then I look at me- Our generation.
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And I'm like, we're the- yeah but we're so different you
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know why so different we're so different i think because um for
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a couple of different reasons we had which
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i in my opinion buddy i don't think that we were like really young when we had
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our daughters but apparently we are because every single time people hear that
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i have teenagers they're shocked people are same with me right so to me i'm
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like i didn't think we were that yeah i mean at the time but apparently i looked
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that young i mean right right Right.
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So I think that that's what it is. We're on the younger side. Right.
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And if you think about it, if we look at a lot of our kids' friends,
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their parents are old, like they're older than us. Right.
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There's an age difference a
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lot of the time. A little bit. I think there is. And I think that also...
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And I can only speak for you and I because we're very similar,
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the kids come over. We want it to feel like it's their home.
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Do your own thing. You don't have to ask if you want to get a drink or you want
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something to eat. Just grab it. You don't have to tell me or ask.
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Just grab it. You know what I mean?
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That's my thing. After you've been to my home at least twice,
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you're not really a guest anymore.
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Just get what you want. You don't have to tell me about it or ask.
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So I think there's that also.
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We're just more, I won't say laid back because we're
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kind of old school in a sense where we still have rules right I feel
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like I'm a little bit on the stricter side in
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comparison to most parents but you know
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we have rules we have rules for the kids yeah that they
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have to follow but I think that also because we are on the younger side it's
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a little bit different for us I don't know yeah I don't I don't I feel like
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the girls like their closest friends parents are similar personalities though
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like the friends that they hang
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out with on a regular basis I noticed that their friends or, you know,
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the boyfriend's parents are very similar personality-wise to myself,
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which is nice. But yeah, I don't know.
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It's interesting. I just didn't, you know. I agree with you.
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I do feel like the kid a lot of the time.
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I do. I feel like the kid. So it's like, it's funny.
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I just feel like, wow, I'm like, I'm doing this. We're doing this.
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For sure. And I still feel like a baby.
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For sure. For sure. I also think that the way we react to things,
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like I feel like kids have a lot more stressors now than we did. I don't know.
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I feel like I wasn't as stressed out as kids these days. I don't know.
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Again, I think it comes down to social media. Your phones.
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We didn't have the Shaba. We didn't. They are getting access at a young age
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to information that they simply are not able to comprehend and understand.
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Right. We don't think about how much they hear every single day that is way
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too advanced for them. It's true.
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Our kids are way more advanced than we are. For sure.
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You look at these videos that you see on Instagram where they're like,
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look at these kids dancing in 1996 versus now. Yeah.
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It's just very clear there's a difference. Those girls, huge.
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Because I remember doing those dances back in the day. Yeah.
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We were in the show. In the 99, 2000. We were immature.
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I remember when 9-11 happened.
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And I remember asking, what were the World Trade Center?
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I didn't even know. I had no idea what those buildings did. I didn't know why
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people went there. I didn't really know much about it.
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It just shows you kids nowadays, if that happened now, they would know everything
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about it. for sure you know what i mean,
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They just see stuff that they shouldn't see. It makes them more advanced.
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It makes them more mature. It's true. Too young.
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But you can't stop technology. Our world was always going to go towards more technology.
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You have people that are advanced and forward thinking, and they are pushing
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the envelope. We knew that this was what was going to happen.
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Even in the Bible, it talks about it. So I think even 1984, that movie or book,
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however you read it or listen to it.
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Unbelievable that that was written then and it
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applies to so much now for sure and I
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just think I think it's just a new world so it's
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like we look back at our parents but we
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can't even compare because the world was different then it was I think it was
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a lot it was oh my goodness what a beautiful world it was it was and I bet you
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every generation does that they feel that the previous but no it's definitely
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a different world back in the day like our thing was like mtv,
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was it total requests live and stuff like that
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now it's like rules the real world oh yeah that was
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like cutting edge it was like cutting edge yeah we got together to
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watch that yeah that was a big deal you didn't have saved by
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the bell and stuff like that now it's like snapchat like
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keeping your number up on snapchat and yeah
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but like i mean look at all the information on tic tac
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you know it's just crazy
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yeah so you try to just keep
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them as young and as you as you can't or
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you know innocent and for sure
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it's just a different world and it's a different such a different world my gosh
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for sure i mean i remember you know back in our day if you were bored or something
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you'd take a walk or you know go get an ice cream somewhere ride your bike somewhere
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do something and play outside.
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Can you imagine just playing outside? I was thinking about this the other day
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as I'd passed my childhood home, and I thought to myself, oh,
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I used to play up there when I was little, and.
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But I didn't have a phone. That's true. I didn't have a phone until,
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I think, probably freshman year.
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But I didn't use it. Like, I never used it. You didn't use it like now. Yeah, I never used it.
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It was only if I needed to call my mom to pick me up from practice.
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Yeah, that was like last minute.
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You didn't. Or last ditch. Exactly. And I think it was one of the ones.
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It folded and it had that plastic antenna. And you pushed in the antenna.
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I never used it. And I think my mom might have still had a pager at the time, too.
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Like, there wasn't texting or anything like that. No, no. Oh, no.
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There wasn't texting at that point in time. But it's funny you talk about childhood
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home. You know why? Because you know what I remember doing?
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The house we lived at back in the day. I remember running or we'd do cross-country practices.
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And you could run through the woods from our school. Yes, yes.
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Remember? Yes. To the borough.
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So you could run through the woods. Yeah, yeah. by the
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middle school and then it would go out where the borough was and we'd
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always run to my house because my mom always loaded popsicles and
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ice cream and stuff so we would run there during practice coach
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if you're listening or watching i'm so sorry um so
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we would stop there go get some popsicles ice cream hang
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out on the deck for a little bit and then we would run back
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to school it was like the
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best but like innocent days you know what i mean innocent days yeah
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the best days yeah the best days good times we
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used to do like silly stuff though you know it was it
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was so innocent it was it was so innocent then
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like times were just different yeah but
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then the generations before us they were hellraisers so i hear stories the generations
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before us were wild children i feel like we were like we were a calm like calm
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people yeah i do we're a calm innocent time yeah I do.
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Yeah well don't worry shops you
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know what you should do you should today is like
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you should or the next time you go shopping like google easy
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to make meals for new boyfriend coming
00:27:03.814 --> 00:27:10.074
over but you can
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google anything you can google anything shopping
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you should you should i'm just happy that the kids like the food that i'm making
00:27:16.714 --> 00:27:21.414
so i think what was it the last time i made like this chicken alfredo pasta
00:27:21.414 --> 00:27:26.994
dish and i forgot what the heck i did but i'm all for seasoning like i can't
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eat bland food i can't do it so i like season the crap out of my meat i i do.
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You are sick i season the crap out of my meat you are sick i season the crap
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out of i can't eat bland I can't I can't I cannot eat bland meat oh I I cannot
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eat bland meat but yeah so the,
00:27:53.654 --> 00:27:59.954
kid even right now oh boy yeah so the kids they've been liking the meals I've
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been making so I'm like okay I'm I mean I'm here for this I must be doing something
00:28:03.874 --> 00:28:07.854
right but and they're all alive which is a plus you know what I mean,
00:28:08.927 --> 00:28:12.727
They're all alive, she says. I'm saying there's been no food poisoning.
00:28:12.907 --> 00:28:16.827
There's been no stomach issues. I'm like, so I cook my food.
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It's just to come up with something creative in my head, like,
00:28:21.307 --> 00:28:22.227
oh, what am I going to make?
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And I'm so sick of takeout. Like, I'm so sick of takeout. It's so expensive.
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And I'm just, even the thought of takeout, I'm just like, oh my gosh, I can't do it.
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It got to a point where I felt like between games and everything,
00:28:35.987 --> 00:28:37.407
like we were always getting takeout.
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And when you look at how much you spend on takeout oh my god it adds up so fast
00:28:41.287 --> 00:28:49.187
it's it's ridiculous bro it's expensive yep you pay for convenience look at
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you double fisting over there,
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gang gang double fist in the hot chocolate the pistachio hot chocolate.
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Yeah man yeah good old days good days good old days so what is your okay so
00:29:03.247 --> 00:29:07.867
question for you So what's typically your go-to meal for when friends or the boyfriend's over?
00:29:09.007 --> 00:29:13.687
Well, it kind of depends. And a lot of times it'll, it'll depend.
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It depends when they come over. Cause I cooked, I'll cook today.
00:29:17.207 --> 00:29:19.847
I'll cook different stuff that have in the fridge to get us through,
00:29:20.007 --> 00:29:23.687
like at least through today, tomorrow.
00:29:24.447 --> 00:29:29.487
So they can heat up whatever they want. I've made chili a couple of times. Oh, that's a good idea.
00:29:30.207 --> 00:29:33.327
I always have, you know, cutlets, but.
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It all depends, too, when they're over because they're busy.
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I stocked up on the cutlets.
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You what? I stocked up on the cutlets. Yeah. You have to. Yeah, for sure.
00:29:44.487 --> 00:29:48.507
Sometimes I'll have meatballs. Maybe I'll make a meatloaf today. I don't know.
00:29:49.487 --> 00:29:55.267
So, you know. Okay. If you come over, you know, I guess it all just depends,
00:29:55.387 --> 00:29:56.807
too. Like whatever you're feeling like.
00:29:57.247 --> 00:30:01.207
Because you guys have two, not just one. You guys have two chefs in your home.
00:30:01.847 --> 00:30:04.567
You and the hubby are both chefs that specialize yeah but
00:30:04.567 --> 00:30:07.667
i do the most of the well no last night he made last night
00:30:07.667 --> 00:30:10.827
he did cheeseburgers they were bomb yeah they
00:30:10.827 --> 00:30:14.287
were bomb still waiting to try the pizzas man i know
00:30:14.287 --> 00:30:17.567
maybe this summer dude yeah let them know say broski
00:30:17.567 --> 00:30:20.487
like come on man i know do the pizzas yeah for
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real yeah yeah damn i'm
00:30:24.447 --> 00:30:27.407
just looking outside and there's this big ass crow out here he
00:30:27.407 --> 00:30:30.587
is huge okay he's flying damn that's what
00:30:30.587 --> 00:30:33.447
i would look like if i was a crow flying to land
00:30:33.447 --> 00:30:36.267
on a branch people would be like that crow can
00:30:36.267 --> 00:30:40.227
land on a branch that crow can fly that's a
00:30:40.227 --> 00:30:43.087
big breasted bird well actually not
00:30:43.087 --> 00:30:51.407
big breasted but big busted bird breast well so you'd be you'd be a big busted
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I would be a big busted crow a b b a bbc no no no no no.
00:31:02.103 --> 00:31:12.283
No, no, not a big busted crow, just a big, just a busted crow, just a BC, just a BC.
00:31:12.943 --> 00:31:14.723
Dude, I can't with you.
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Oh my God, a crow. Okay. Better than a hoe, which is what Shabba is.
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Dude, stop telling people that, I'm not. Okay, fine, she's not a hoe.
00:31:27.983 --> 00:31:31.503
Shabba is not a hoe. Dude, do not tell her, listen.
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I am not a hoe okay i don't people
00:31:35.363 --> 00:31:38.523
people are believing what you're saying about believe yeah
00:31:38.523 --> 00:31:41.483
they do especially with the vip stories i'm like
00:31:41.483 --> 00:31:45.223
i am the most boring person there is i was just at that exit the other day i
00:31:45.223 --> 00:31:49.363
was just at that i don't like vip if you do i don't have a problem with let
00:31:49.363 --> 00:31:54.163
me take this back okay this is okay i don't have a problem with vip i'm not
00:31:54.163 --> 00:31:58.823
a hoe i'm as boring as they get i work and i go home that's what i do okay wait a second,
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so are you telling me right now that just because you're
00:32:02.183 --> 00:32:04.983
quote-unquote boring that means that you wouldn't go to a place like
00:32:04.983 --> 00:32:08.003
vip i didn't say that i didn't say that oh but
00:32:08.003 --> 00:32:10.843
you said i love vip i'm saying i don't i'm not a like a
00:32:10.843 --> 00:32:13.683
frequent visitor of vip no okay so maybe
00:32:13.683 --> 00:32:17.363
she's maybe she's not going every day i'm just
00:32:17.363 --> 00:32:20.303
joking i can't i listen i am as square
00:32:20.303 --> 00:32:28.803
as they get as plain jay but she's
00:32:28.803 --> 00:32:34.063
so boring i'm boring i'm boring i just say ask a question nervous about this
00:32:34.063 --> 00:32:39.323
question i don't care what you're nervous about don't be a little pistachio
00:32:39.323 --> 00:32:42.363
i just choked on my hot chocolate.
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Don't be a little pistachio oh my gosh
00:32:47.303 --> 00:32:50.203
buddy oh my gosh what were
00:32:50.203 --> 00:32:53.623
we even talking about i don't even know oh so okay
00:32:53.623 --> 00:32:56.423
so i'm not even we're not we're
00:32:56.423 --> 00:32:59.523
i'm not even gonna you know what tell them whatever you want she's square
00:32:59.523 --> 00:33:02.563
i am i'm square guys i'm square
00:33:02.563 --> 00:33:05.843
and i'm boring she's square that's great for you that's
00:33:05.843 --> 00:33:10.503
great for her isn't it like i'm not even putting you in the website the the
00:33:10.503 --> 00:33:15.383
database for for survival survival management you're not even getting in there
00:33:15.383 --> 00:33:21.143
survival i'm boring i'm square i don't like anything don't i don't go to vip
00:33:21.143 --> 00:33:25.463
don't call me i go to bed at eight I have too many meetings,
00:33:26.923 --> 00:33:33.163
no dude no yes no yes.
00:33:34.854 --> 00:33:37.514
Yes okay so you have a friend that has
00:33:37.514 --> 00:33:40.374
a whole box of toys they do
00:33:40.374 --> 00:33:44.734
and you're saying she's not square oh she's definitely not square and you're
00:33:44.734 --> 00:33:49.894
saying you're square i'm i'm square so you're saying that you don't have see
00:33:49.894 --> 00:33:56.234
this isn't about what i have okay we're not talking about what i had we're done
00:33:56.234 --> 00:33:58.514
wait you keep going i don't know where you're going,
00:34:02.414 --> 00:34:05.774
i'm done next question you know what if you want to paint this picture,
00:34:06.634 --> 00:34:12.674
then you paint whatever picture you want next question please there was no question
00:34:12.674 --> 00:34:23.494
to begin with there was never a question the friend with the box it's great i mean most yeah yeah,
00:34:25.534 --> 00:34:29.634
i'm just looking at tupac right now because him and i are talking and i know
00:34:29.634 --> 00:34:33.974
exactly what he's saying and and he's basically doing this rap to me and i can
00:34:33.974 --> 00:34:40.154
hear it what's the rap go for it no she days oh wait.
00:34:45.639 --> 00:34:48.479
Okay you want me to read you hold up
00:34:48.479 --> 00:34:51.719
i'll have to make my mouth voice hold up okay so we're
00:34:51.719 --> 00:34:55.179
gonna sit here hey wait what did you just say you have
00:34:55.179 --> 00:35:02.539
to make your mouth moist okay so wait okay so you're gonna do a beat okay i
00:35:02.539 --> 00:35:08.199
i like the beat you had and then i'm going to basically wrap what tupac says
00:35:08.199 --> 00:35:13.259
you told me to do it so like okay okay this isn't coming from here it's coming from
00:35:13.559 --> 00:35:21.379
tupac over there so go some peace can you could do this for a couple seconds okay,
00:35:23.179 --> 00:35:26.319
so the girl from connecticut she says she doesn't like blush,
00:35:28.979 --> 00:35:33.999
almost had it buddy almost had wait what are you gonna see now i'm intrigued
00:35:33.999 --> 00:35:38.339
now they want to know the girl from connecticut what about the girl from connecticut
00:35:38.339 --> 00:35:44.639
bro now we want to say she don't like pleasure that's what tupac said what was
00:35:44.639 --> 00:35:46.959
the rest of what he said but she comes on me.
00:35:52.619 --> 00:36:00.359
What are we rated again what are we rated certified love a boy certified dumbasses,
00:36:02.099 --> 00:36:09.159
we're rated level certified dumbasses oh my god oh shit i'm done,
00:36:10.259 --> 00:36:17.199
okay so i could rap but first of all her beat was too fast like i i i wanted
00:36:17.199 --> 00:36:24.139
it slower okay and tupac's talking to me no it's fine i long story short is is,
00:36:25.559 --> 00:36:34.659
shabba's a very nice girl and money thank you you know and that's it and i'm
00:36:34.659 --> 00:36:41.259
a lady in the streets okay lady in the streets that's all we need to say like
00:36:41.259 --> 00:36:43.279
luda said she's a lady in the streets,
00:36:44.550 --> 00:36:49.610
A lady in the streets, but a freak in the sheets. Well, he technically said,
00:36:49.790 --> 00:36:53.970
lady in the street, but a freak in the bed, she's saying. Yeah, yeah.
00:36:57.930 --> 00:37:01.430
Okay, okay, there was a reason why I stopped at lady in the streets.
00:37:02.150 --> 00:37:06.090
What? That's why I stopped at lady in the streets. No, seriously,
00:37:06.090 --> 00:37:06.870
though, what are we rated?
00:37:07.570 --> 00:37:10.550
We're rated explicit. Okay, just want to make sure.
00:37:10.750 --> 00:37:13.710
You knew that. You knew that. I forget every time, buddy.
00:37:13.710 --> 00:37:17.230
I forget every time how you
00:37:17.230 --> 00:37:20.850
don't though i do you just like saying that no
00:37:20.850 --> 00:37:25.570
i forget every time you forget that we're rated x you've you drop the f-bombs
00:37:25.570 --> 00:37:30.730
on the regular as do i oh that's true i mean that is true you know sometimes
00:37:30.730 --> 00:37:35.190
i do wonder about you though like i wonder about me all the time like are you
00:37:35.190 --> 00:37:39.250
here with us sometimes no no i think you're artificial intelligence.
00:37:39.670 --> 00:37:41.690
I wonder about that, too. I really do.
00:37:42.250 --> 00:37:47.810
I wonder. I wonder. But if you think about it, as my philosophy teacher in college
00:37:47.810 --> 00:37:51.610
would say, are we here, though? Are we really here?
00:37:52.170 --> 00:37:55.270
You know what he'd also say? What would he say? He'd also say,
00:37:55.410 --> 00:37:57.810
that white chair that's there, okay?
00:37:58.190 --> 00:38:01.110
You're looking at the white chair, and it has four legs. Okay.
00:38:01.310 --> 00:38:03.950
But why does it have four legs? And you know what I would say to him?
00:38:04.390 --> 00:38:07.330
Because that's what chairs are made with, four legs so yeah
00:38:07.330 --> 00:38:14.390
i'm here okay i'm here i don't get it don't need to i i would really like to
00:38:14.390 --> 00:38:17.150
know what you just said it's all perspective that was the point of that okay
00:38:17.150 --> 00:38:22.090
i was horrible in philosophy class i just want you to know oh okay i was gonna
00:38:22.090 --> 00:38:27.290
say like i take it you weren't like the leading student i hate philosophy class.
00:38:28.238 --> 00:38:33.098
I hated philosophy class. I loved it. I hated it. That was brilliant.
00:38:33.738 --> 00:38:38.018
I'm thinking back right now. So speaking of which, that philosophy class, right?
00:38:38.218 --> 00:38:44.158
He was, I think he taught, he was a professor at Harvard who taught philosophy also.
00:38:45.118 --> 00:38:49.678
That's such a cliche thing to say. It was, but he'd always throw that back.
00:38:49.918 --> 00:38:54.378
But he'd always throw that back at everybody, right? What school were you going to at the time?
00:38:56.178 --> 00:39:03.778
MCC. So let me get this straight. He was a professor at Harvard and then he moved to MCC. Thank you.
00:39:04.138 --> 00:39:08.698
See, now you're asking the questions I asked, because if we couldn't grasp the
00:39:08.698 --> 00:39:13.418
concept of what he said, he'd always make everybody feel like if we weren't there.
00:39:13.658 --> 00:39:17.338
So you had some students in class that were like all about philosophy, right?
00:39:17.978 --> 00:39:22.258
Me, it's very black and white. The chair is there. The chair has four legs.
00:39:22.438 --> 00:39:25.318
You can't sit in the chair if the chair doesn't have four legs
00:39:25.318 --> 00:39:27.998
to it you know what i mean like that that's how a
00:39:27.998 --> 00:39:31.538
chair is i mean that's not true shaba what
00:39:31.538 --> 00:39:35.758
do you mean well you sat in a chair at the funeral home and that didn't have
00:39:35.758 --> 00:39:41.518
any legs the little parts though had four sections that came together to create
00:39:41.518 --> 00:39:46.938
two right four so each each corner had something that was holding up the corner
00:39:46.938 --> 00:39:51.438
even if it didn't have four legs right that's how it functions.
00:39:51.778 --> 00:39:55.678
I can't think past something functioning the way it's supposed to.
00:39:56.158 --> 00:40:02.118
She can't think past that time at the funeral home. I tried to forget that at all costs.
00:40:04.298 --> 00:40:07.538
I'm sorry. You know, somebody did ask.
00:40:08.258 --> 00:40:12.818
It was recently, and I don't remember. They asked. I was at Big Y. Yeah.
00:40:13.458 --> 00:40:17.078
And I'm trying to think, and it's going to bug the heck out of me if I really
00:40:17.078 --> 00:40:18.198
farted in a funeral home.
00:40:18.838 --> 00:40:23.958
Somebody really asked you that? Yeah. People are listening to these podcasts. And what did you say?
00:40:24.418 --> 00:40:27.158
I'm like, yeah, I did. It happened. Okay.
00:40:28.478 --> 00:40:33.378
Did they ask which funeral home? I think by now everybody knows that's from around here.
00:40:36.727 --> 00:40:41.327
I didn't even go into you know what though i didn't even go into the scenario
00:40:41.327 --> 00:40:45.127
and like what happened at this point if people ask me i'm just gonna say yeah
00:40:45.127 --> 00:40:51.507
and like leave it at that i think it would be great if that funeral home wanted
00:40:51.507 --> 00:40:56.047
to advertise on our podcast because what a story,
00:40:56.767 --> 00:41:02.247
it's got the chills now seriously though like people don't even understand.
00:41:03.447 --> 00:41:09.267
Okay as long as it's a good one people don't even understand you have people that are,
00:41:10.047 --> 00:41:12.827
extremely flexible and you have people that
00:41:12.827 --> 00:41:15.507
are okay maybe somewhat flexible and you have people that
00:41:15.507 --> 00:41:19.147
are just not flexible and that experience led
00:41:19.147 --> 00:41:22.307
me to learn that i'm a lot more flexible than i realize but
00:41:22.307 --> 00:41:25.067
i'm not extremely flexible if you guys
00:41:25.067 --> 00:41:27.887
know what i mean and legs are not supposed to
00:41:27.887 --> 00:41:31.167
go and don't get like don't think perverted
00:41:31.167 --> 00:41:34.467
that's not what I'm talking about but legs aren't
00:41:34.467 --> 00:41:37.427
supposed to go all the way over your
00:41:37.427 --> 00:41:40.267
head they're not and like I said get your
00:41:40.267 --> 00:41:44.707
minds out of the gutter people that's not what I'm talking about okay I'm quite
00:41:44.707 --> 00:41:52.927
literally talking about your feet going farther back from where your head is
00:41:52.927 --> 00:41:57.927
okay that's not normal unless you're a contortionist It's not.
00:41:58.467 --> 00:42:05.967
And I, honest to God, saw my life flash before my eyes when I was trying so hard.
00:42:06.807 --> 00:42:12.667
To hold on for dear life so that I wouldn't hit the ground while one of our
00:42:12.667 --> 00:42:19.507
best friends is going through a hard time planning a funeral and having a serious conversation.
00:42:19.947 --> 00:42:24.927
Meanwhile, you have the two of us sitting in these chairs that didn't look like
00:42:24.927 --> 00:42:30.607
they were the most sturdy but they were there and yeah you guys can picture
00:42:30.607 --> 00:42:31.947
what I'm talking about right now.
00:42:33.887 --> 00:42:40.947
Then you farted that was the worst that was the worst,
00:42:43.487 --> 00:42:48.847
I'm like she's gonna hate me she's gonna literally hate me I'm like oh my god
00:42:48.847 --> 00:42:54.947
it's like the worst the worst time of her life and what happened I literally fart,
00:42:57.027 --> 00:43:01.447
the whole conversation and it is so quiet in there and all of a sudden you hear.
00:43:04.167 --> 00:43:09.127
And that's why i'm afraid to do yoga i have ptsd from the funeral home,
00:43:10.067 --> 00:43:12.827
you're like those little babies that i see on facebook where the
00:43:12.827 --> 00:43:15.847
when you move the legs and stuff yeah they'll they'll put they'll push
00:43:15.847 --> 00:43:20.747
them and then i go oh my god
00:43:20.747 --> 00:43:24.347
i want you hold their cute little faces and then you gotta like move around
00:43:24.347 --> 00:43:28.407
their body a little bit to try to get them to burp yeah i'm like an adult version
00:43:28.407 --> 00:43:36.047
of that oh god oh my god this story i'll never i will never forget that,
00:43:37.169 --> 00:43:42.569
i will never forget you farting in a funeral home i mean i wish that making
00:43:42.569 --> 00:43:47.129
a t-shirt was cool because like how do you even justify having a shirt this
00:43:47.129 --> 00:43:48.669
is farting in a funeral home,
00:43:51.189 --> 00:43:57.509
it's like you know like i can't even when when you know you talk about like,
00:43:58.349 --> 00:44:02.849
you know certain positions sexual positions and stuff like that right my mind
00:44:02.849 --> 00:44:08.649
doesn't say oh my god yeah my you know this dude yeah guess what i can do no
00:44:08.649 --> 00:44:15.669
it's like it's like no i'm not i'm not a ventriloquist yeah no it's contortionist oh my,
00:44:16.909 --> 00:44:18.109
A ventriloquist.
00:44:22.109 --> 00:44:23.789
What the fuck?
00:44:26.089 --> 00:44:30.129
That's a contortionist. I'm nothing but a giggle puss this morning. Oh my gosh.
00:44:30.389 --> 00:44:34.749
Contortionist bud yeah i'm not a contortionist It's like, that's not normal.
00:44:35.409 --> 00:44:39.189
Listen, listen, you, listen to me right now, Shabba.
00:44:40.529 --> 00:44:46.349
If you are in a situation with a man, just hear me out.
00:44:47.089 --> 00:44:55.809
If you're in a situation with a man and for some reason he decides to start
00:44:55.809 --> 00:44:58.749
moving your legs like bicycles in front of him,
00:44:59.569 --> 00:45:07.729
there's i know with certainty that there's a 78 to 89 chance that you're going,
00:45:09.449 --> 00:45:16.249
that you're gonna break wind because i feel like i feel like right now if i
00:45:16.249 --> 00:45:19.149
told you to get on this ground and if i pushed your legs.
00:45:22.089 --> 00:45:25.709
I think you're so full of hot air i think
00:45:25.709 --> 00:45:32.769
i could push it but yeah could you imagine could you like at this age you gotta
00:45:32.769 --> 00:45:38.129
be real careful because you make one slip or dip honest to god a fart could
00:45:38.129 --> 00:45:42.789
come right after a fart could come i would just get up and leave,
00:45:44.669 --> 00:45:45.209
bye.
00:45:52.289 --> 00:45:55.669
Yeah and then of course i mean
00:45:55.669 --> 00:46:01.369
not to make this show rated howard
00:46:01.369 --> 00:46:04.329
stern of course but you know the other thing
00:46:04.329 --> 00:46:07.129
also is like we have
00:46:07.129 --> 00:46:12.889
two farts to worry about right and
00:46:12.889 --> 00:46:19.329
i think it's fair I think it's fair to talk about it other women talk about
00:46:19.329 --> 00:46:25.709
it that you have you have a traditional fart a good old fart comes right down
00:46:25.709 --> 00:46:29.329
the colon comes right down the butt you know I don't know,
00:46:31.534 --> 00:46:33.234
Why does this always make me giggle?
00:46:35.554 --> 00:46:40.374
But then... Dude, we're 40 and almost 40. What is wrong with us?
00:46:40.514 --> 00:46:43.534
Yeah, it's not normal. We have to talk about farting without laughing.
00:46:44.214 --> 00:46:48.514
And then there's the other fart, which is safer.
00:46:49.874 --> 00:46:52.374
Problem is that those farts...
00:46:55.334 --> 00:46:59.934
I don't know what's in the walls, but it sounds big. From the window.
00:47:01.534 --> 00:47:06.174
To the wall. To the wall. No sweat trip down these walls.
00:47:06.854 --> 00:47:09.694
All these females crawl.
00:47:10.374 --> 00:47:13.934
All down skee-kee-kee-kee-kee. Down, motherfucker.
00:47:14.574 --> 00:47:23.174
Yeah. Okay. But the other fart, the queef, if you will, that's also a very dangerous,
00:47:23.714 --> 00:47:29.054
dangerous, dangerous area as well.
00:47:31.394 --> 00:47:34.694
What no i'm just laughing because i was thinking of a moment that happened,
00:47:35.354 --> 00:47:43.814
with somebody and they did that worst and they did that is the worst i mean
00:47:43.814 --> 00:47:47.234
it wasn't a big deal i think he was a little bit more embarrassed than i was
00:47:47.234 --> 00:47:51.434
but it happens i've heard you fart,
00:47:52.454 --> 00:47:57.654
so i can't imagine what your queefs are like now i clench dude i will clench
00:47:57.654 --> 00:48:08.094
the cheeks together and make it go back up yep not not today not today make it go back up,
00:48:08.954 --> 00:48:17.834
hi welcome to the jody boulevard podcast where these two schmucks sit here and talk about,
00:48:19.994 --> 00:48:25.874
farting and queefing is this what the podcast has become no i'm just joking
00:48:25.874 --> 00:48:29.534
no but have you been in a situation an intimate situation where somebody tooted
00:48:29.534 --> 00:48:32.054
yes yeah it's not a big deal,
00:48:33.354 --> 00:48:38.994
all right shoves let's go to another one on to the next one until next time
00:48:38.994 --> 00:48:41.794
our friends thank you for watching and thank you for listening.
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Music.