Rob eats a wood block because he was "bored"

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and will lie if it makes the story better. And
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now we look in on the adventures of the technical
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explanation guy. Do you mean the malt vinegar?
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Why yes, yes I do mean the malt vinegar. Then
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just say the malt vinegar, you dumb buck. Yes,
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it's true. Mark is an old bastard. It's also
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true that Mark uses a lot of ibuprofen. But Mark
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would like to tell you, if you see any pictures
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of him roofing ibuprofen, it's obviously fake
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and you're to take the pictures and tear them
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up immediately. Sir, I see your qualifications
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here. I have some further questions that could
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help me determine your employment eligibility.
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Yes, sir. I'm ready. Well, as you can see here,
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we have a large population of different ethnic
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backgrounds, sexuality, and ages. Are you by
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chance bilingual? Well, sir, I'm not sure why
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you need that kind of information, but, well,
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it was only one time in summer camp. I considered
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it experimental. So you want proof that we love
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you here at QD Spades and Microphone Central?
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and one half ounce of Amaretto. Shake all together,
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put in a glass, and there you are. Delightful,
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chocolatey goodness. Enjoy. Hey there, slap nets.
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It's time for The Creep's Music News. Hey, my
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little pumpkin seeds. This is Johnny Rohipnall
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with your music news. In the just in case you
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were wondering department, yes, Ozzy Osbourne
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and Black Sabbath back to the beginning final
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concert will be released as a movie in theaters
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in early 2026, according to Billboard magazine.
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Following the theatrical release, a physical
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version will also be available later in the year.
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The original concert was a sold -out event with
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over 42 ,000 fans in attendance and was also
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streamed live to over 5 million viewers. This
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is Johnny Rohipno. That was your music news.
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And remember, bar chords are bullshit. The regular
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Joe Cube public may believe anything he hears
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and sees, but not hear a two -douchebag's microphone.
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So let me make sure I have this correct. All
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the waiting for Epstein client list. All the
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promises of justice. All the huge names that
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were all over his private island. Suddenly, there's
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no client list. It's a well -known fact. Epstein
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kept a list of clients. So, D'Slay Maxwell is
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rotting in prison and has no memory of any of
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her visitors when she was one of the hosts? You
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mean to tell me she cannot spit out a few names?
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They barter with every other criminal. Why not
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her? I'll tell you why. Because power protects
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power. That's why this bullshit dog and pony
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show will only go so far. Promises and convictions
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turn to dust. I'll even go one step further.
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Jeffrey Epstein is still alive. His death was
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faked. His friends made sure of this. The next
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time you think justice will be served will be
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a cold day in hell. Or just wait until his perverts
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do kick off. Then ask them the temperature in
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hell. Two douchebags and a microphone. I'm Mark
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here in the Kansas City area at the Talk is Cheap
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studio. And I am Rob at the beautiful, mangle
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arm of Lake of the Ozarks in Macduff Blind Studio.
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Quack, quack. Alright, so Rob, how's it going
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tonight? It's going alright. Okay. Here enough
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for another hot week. Oh, it's gonna be a real
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fucking nut -trencher, that's for sure. Heat
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indices 107. Oh, that's cool. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah, you're going to you're gonna go to the
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river Yeah Yeah, yeah, I know exactly where you're
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at That's kind of near Lebanon in it yeah yeah
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yeah i've been there before actually it's beautiful
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it's a nice area yeah you're gonna have fun good
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yeah yeah i like it um i also love the fact that
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they sell wood there for your fires so you don't
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have to go out yeah yeah yeah battling the bugs
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and the copperheads because there are quite a
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few copperheads in that area so yep but rule
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of thumb is copperheads if you see them before
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they see you you're fine Now if they see you
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first and you about step on them, that's when
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you get bit but copperheads are not real aggressive
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They don't like to mess with people. They see
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people there. They're kind of like oh shit one
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of those things again I'm getting out of here
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and people get bit because they're out in the
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woods looking for For wood for a fire or something,
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you know And they happen to step where one of
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them has a little den or something and then that's
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how they get bit but then the other fallacy about
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copperheads and water moccasins and a lot of
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rattlesnakes is if you get bit you probably won't
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die. I know that i've heard my whole life when
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i was younger didn't you too you know you get
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a copperhead you're dead you know rattlesnake
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gets you you're dead. No you're going to get
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really really sick and you should seek medical
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attention but as far as dying if you're a healthy
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person that's not like elderly or really young
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You stand a really good chance of surviving it.
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It's just you're going to be sicker in hell and
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wish you were dead for a few days. And if you
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can get to a hospital quick enough, they actually
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have anti -venom that they give you. And it nullifies
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the venom that's in you. And you walk out there
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going, huh, man, that wasn't too bad. I got a
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couple of bites on me, two fang marks. But other
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than that, I'm doing pretty good. Anyhow, Rob,
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I know you are a man of the area down there,
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so you will be fine. So you know what you're
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doing Whenever I whenever I went looking for
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wood in the woods What I would do is I would
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make a whole bunch of noise and stand there for
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about a minute You make a ton of noise every
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snake around is getting the hell out of there
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They hear the noise and they don't they they
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don't know what you're gonna do You know, they're
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there as far as they're concerned. You're gonna
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kill them that you might be a wild boar something
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while boars eat them up like nothing. Because
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I remember my dad telling me that he, him and
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his family moved into a large farm just north
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of Plattsburgh. You know where Plattsburgh is,
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don't you? Yeah, yeah. I used to live right up
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by there. Yeah, yeah. It was... It's like outside
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down. Yeah, yeah. This is pretty close to where
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my dad's farm was, my grandpa from here. and
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uh anyhow he was out there and uh there's timber
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rattles all over the whole land and this long
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time ago you know there were no hospitals around
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and the one in kansas city took an hour and a
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half to get to because there was an interstate
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35 you know it you know or it probably took longer
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than that actually so he was like freaking out
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going you know i can't go out there there's timber
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rattlers everywhere and his dad said Don't worry
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about it. You'll be able to go out there tomorrow.
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Huh. He took 10 boar, 10 hogs, and let them loose
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on that land. And they ate every rattlesnake
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and their eggs within a day and a half. In two
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days they were snake free. Did you know that?
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That they do that? Oh cool. Yeah. I did not know
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that. Yeah. Well, number one, they are immune
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to the venom. And number two, a snake can't penetrate.
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They have that rough hide. a snake can't penetrate
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them so even if the venom did affect them it
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wouldn't hurt you know they couldn't get through
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anyhow they're a tusk they're not tusk but they're
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rind that they have on the outside of their bodies
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it's protective against you know all the elements
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so it's like really really hard leather almost
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so so anyhow rob have you heard about the CEO
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of the large corporation is at the Coldplay concert
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Yes, yes one of my my first story is goes in
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for that Okay That's cool. Well, it's pretty
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famous by now, but in case anybody doesn't know
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what I'm talking about Here's what I'm talking
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about a CEO of a large corporation was at a Coldplay
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concert with one of his immediate employees the
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employee who was female That just received a
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promotion They were put up on the couples camp
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during the show, but they have one huge problem
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They were obviously a couple there together,
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but they have one huge problem. They were both
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married and You know, it looked like a romantic
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dated concert. So you saw it So when this guy
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also notices they're on the couple cam and she
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notices all sudden You know, he like just duck
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ducks down ducks down immediately that's really
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what got him busted was that right there because
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Chris Martin the lead singer the Coldplay was
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like oh hey obviously someone you know someone
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not supposed to be here with someone he's not
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supposed to be with he said something to that
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effect right and that's what got him busted do
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you realize that Rob his actions if they would
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have acted just like a couple nobody would have
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known who they were they're just another couple
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they're just having a good time so Well, you
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know that like the the meme going around the
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internet said Coldplay hadn't released a single
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in 20 some years But in one night they released
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two singles so But you know what afterwards Coldplay
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had champagne and cake they celebrated their
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first ever straight male at a Coldplay concert
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Yeah, yeah never been one before There you know
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Chris Martin. He also offered to autograph the
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divorce papers for him Didn't go over well The
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CEO stepped down a couple of days later, of course
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because he was obviously busted and and you know
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Give them the girl the promotion Him being married
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she being married pretty you know pretty low
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-life stuff there, so he said all right hey guess
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what guys I'm gonna go ahead and just I'm gonna
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go ahead and step down and I'll see you guys
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later and hopefully in a year or so people forget
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it and maybe I get another job in this type of
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a deal, but It's gonna be hard to forget because
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that guy and her their mug has been plastered
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everywhere I have seen probably I've seen their
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picture probably about 300 times in the last
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two days it's everywhere every type of meme around
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anything that I mean any type of little haha
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it's usually has something to do with those two
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of you noticed yeah so many I don't feel sorry
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for him by the way so you know anyhow yesterday
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I was in a public restroom and there's three
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urinals with partitions in there, okay? I walk
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in and there's a middle -aged guy with his pants
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and underwear halfway down and was pissing in
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the middle urinal. You couldn't miss it. I mean,
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have you encountered that too? The people are
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so... Yeah, it's fucking disgusting. Why do people
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do that? Can't you, like, not miss? I mean, is
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your penis that small that you gotta worry about
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fucking... I don't know. Dribbling all over yourself
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or something so you got pull your pants halfway
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down and your underwear halfway down. Oh Man,
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you know, I just want to go over there go dude.
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Don't fucking do this This is this is a restroom
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foul get you know No No What he should have done
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is if you can't piss without pulling your pants
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and your underwear halfway down to your ankles
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or down Your leg or to your ankles or whatever
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go sit down They make fucking stall stools go
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sit down if you can't do it right if you got
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pull your pants all the way down like that and
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Everyone has to walk in on it and see your fucking
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white ass No, you need to go sit down. You have
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to well you have to come on Go ahead walk in
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there come on. Yeah. Yeah, it's it's nasty. It's
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like man It's like dude come on, and I'm pretty
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sure even if I was gay. I'd still think that
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was nasty You know Anyhow, yeah, I was disgusted,
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you know it so anyhow, I mean if he's worried
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about dribbling piss Carry a fucking piss handkerchief.
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I don't know or go sit down in a stall one or
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the other but don't sit there make Everybody
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look at your white ass when you walk in there.
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It's fucking disgusting. So anyhow so In 2026
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the back to the beginning charity concert and
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the Aussie. Goodbye is going to hit the movie
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theaters You know, I'm as big a fan as it gets
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and so are you right? We're both a huge fan of
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Sabbath and Ozzy, right? Yeah, do you see sitting
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in a movie theater for nine hours? The concerto
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I It doesn't say anything about editing it down
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to a couple hours or nothing It sounds to me
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like the whole damn thing is gonna come to a
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movie theater somewhere near you Actually, it's
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Regal movie theaters. Oh, it's Regal that's doing
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it? Yes, that was another one of my stories.
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Oh, hang on, hang on. I'll stop it right there,
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and you can tell the rest. No, you're good. Okay.
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Well, it's up to you. No, I'll go ahead and let
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you do it. You know, that's okay. I got other
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stuff to go to, so that way you can go to your
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story. Okay, do you remember the Fyre Festival,
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Rob? F -Y -R -E? Yeah. Yeah, it was a huge Netflix
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documentary. This is for people that don't know,
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I know you know, Rob. The huge music festival
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was going to take place on a remote island, only
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it was a hoax and thousands of people showed
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up on the island and there wasn't anything there.
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No food, no bathrooms, no lodging. It was completely
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primitive. Meanwhile, the guy that organized
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the whole fake event ran off with the cash. then
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after that the guy went to jail for a little
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bad he got out and he tried to do another fire
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festival and Something happened with that too,
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and it didn't go through Was he trying to scam
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people again, or do you quite remember Rob? I
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can't remember exactly what happened on that
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the second try after he got out of jail I Don't
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remember Honestly, okay. Well, okay and then
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after that a third party picked up the fire brand
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FYRE The fire festival brand and they tried to
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do it last year and it failed so The other day
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the fire the rights to fire fest was sold on
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eBay for 245 ,000 Who in the hell would buy that
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name? That name is trash now, isn't it? Yeah,
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you were turning Yeah, I mean, if I hear Fire
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Festival, I'm like, no, no, thanks. No, thanks.
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Keep going. Keep keep it moving. None of that
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bullshit here. No. So two hundred and forty five
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thousand dollars for that name. So anyhow, I
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just thought that was ridiculous. And on eBay,
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too, it was sold on eBay. You know where car
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parts and all that shit is now you see it right
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now. OK. Oh, hey, here's a John Deere. Oh, what?
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Fire Festival. How the hell you buy that shit?
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It just doesn't make sense to me. But Rob, I
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hear angels and harps. Alright. The big three
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coffee creamer companies have upped their game.
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Coffee Mate has a dirty soda flavor with Orange
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Crush called Orange Cream Pop. I hear angels
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and harps especially on that one. Oh yeah. Doesn't
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that sound good? Orange Crush? Creamer. Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, that sounds fantastic and it's coffee mate
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coffee mate usually does pretty good with their
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flavors International light kind of iffy sometimes
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it's good. Sometimes it's in So coffee mate I
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have some pretty good faith in that I think it's
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gonna be pretty good So anyhow coffee mate, they
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wasn't finished yet. They also offer I believe
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Abuelita Mexican hot chocolate flavor. So that
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sounds good to me. So basically they're saying
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it's like mom's hot chocolate. So mom's Mexican
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hot chocolate. I guess you were Mexican and your
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mom You'd like that hot chocolate. Actually,
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I've had the Mexican spicy hot chocolate shake
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before and I thought it was pretty good. So I
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have no reason to believe that this is going
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to be anything but good. I think it's going to
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be excellent. Or how about a spot of caramel
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apple crisp? I think that sounds good too. That
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sounds good. Yeah. Apple crisp anything with
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a little bit of caramel in it sounds amazing.
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so so then Starbucks jumped in with Irish cream
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flavor that to me is boring but I'm curious to
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see Starbucks take on the flavor you know Irish
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cream flavor has been around a long long time
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right the for for creamer but Starbucks has never
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done it before and I could see them doing something
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like that pretty well I think they could probably
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get by on this I think that it's going to be
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okay so I'll give it a try Then finally international
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light has its new and newest offering which this
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to me sounded really really good almond cherry
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macaroon That sounds fantastic to me, what do
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you think? Almond and cherries and then in a
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macaroon. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm there So then we
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go to Patrick Winslow a big torch key, Florida
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He celebrated his 57th birthday on July 4th in
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style. WPLG TV reported around 1130 a .m. Winslow
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drove to the Conch Train Depot in Key West and
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left his car running. With rock music blaring
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on the radio right playing ACDC, he just left
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it running and fucking cranked out. So he told
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employees he used to work for the company and
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asked for a tour of the train. But then he got
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into one of the trains and he took off. The employees
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were confused thinking that maybe he had permission
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to drive the train. They're able to track Winslow
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down with GPS. Police found him at the southernmost
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point, Bowie, which is everyone goes there and
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take their pictures. It's the southernmost point
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in the United States. It's 40 miles away from
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Cuba and it's in Key West where they said he
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exhibited rapid speech and appeared excited.
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Winslow said he just borrowed the train because
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it was his birthday. Then they found a methamphetamine
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pipe in his pocket and charged him with burglary,
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grand theft, auto impossession, and drug paraphernalia.
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He was held on $60 ,000 bond. Is that not perfect?
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Alright, alright, alright. First off, he fucking
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flies there, leaves his car running, barely puts
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it in park leaves like acdc or something cranked
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on the radio runs into a train hey i used to
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work here i want to take a look everyone's like
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uh okay and then he takes off with the motherfucker
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you know everyone's like huh what just happened
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here did that guy just steal the train uh yeah
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yeah it appears so what we do i don't know uh
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I don't know, maybe call the authorities? Uh,
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yeah, yeah, that's what we should do. You know,
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it's a bunch of fucking 14 - I can't believe
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they let you go in there. I know, it must be
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a bunch of 14 -year -olders. You know, just like
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fucking, you know, uh, uh, uh, take a look, uh,
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walk around, whatever you gotta do, it's fine
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with us, whatever. You know, they're outside
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looking on their phones while he's in there trying
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to fidget and trying to figure out the gear shift.
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So... So yeah, we got a little tip for Jesse
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Lawrence Hale 46 of Hiram, Utah Don't make kitty
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porn pic on your lock screen Yeah, that's how
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stupid this guy is Hale was a patient at Logan
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Regional Hospital last week when he checked out.
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He forgot his mobile phone the cache valley Daily
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reported on July 3rd, staff at the hospital contacted
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Logan City Police Department to say they'd seen
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a pornographic photo of a young child on this
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screen. Now this was his lock screen, okay? So
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anytime you touch the phone, this is what pops
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up, and you can't get it off of there because
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you don't know his code. So, yeah, yeah, so this
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dumbass, not only is he a creep for doing this,
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but he's also too stupid not to have it as a
00:25:05.569 --> 00:25:08.829
lock screen to where anybody could walk up touch
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your phone and see this fucking garbage yeah
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pops right up yeah yeah so on july 7th hill went
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to the police to inquire about the phone he went
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to the police hey uh that phone over there you
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know you know with the child doing that sexual
00:25:27.549 --> 00:25:31.710
act that's that's my phone hey What the fuck
00:25:31.710 --> 00:25:35.089
is wrong with people so he said the photo been
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sent to him and he hadn't deleted it Hale told
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officers it would be nice to pay a fine or take
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a class rather than going to jail. Oh, I'm sure
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Where he claimed he wouldn't survive and I'm
00:25:46.849 --> 00:25:49.809
sure that too With a search warrant police found
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19 more child sexual abuse photos in the phone
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and arrest him on felony charges He asked him
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not to tell his mom He's being held without fail.
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So what are you in there for, Sonny? Uh, I stole
00:26:03.440 --> 00:26:08.079
someone's lunch box. How come you're, uh, facing
00:26:08.079 --> 00:26:12.259
30 years? Don't ask. I don't know. What the fuck?
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Geez. So, um, on July 5th, a family left, uh,
00:26:17.980 --> 00:26:22.660
from Paris. Uh, or a family. Uh, yeah. Sorry
00:26:22.660 --> 00:26:26.220
about this. Um... this is what happens whenever
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you don't change your your ink in your in your
00:26:30.779 --> 00:26:34.099
printer like i should have so okay let me see
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if i can get this figured out here okay july
00:26:36.160 --> 00:26:40.299
5th a family from paris left on holiday headed
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to morocco but during a 4 30 a .m stop at a gas
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station the 62 year old man drove off without
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his wife and he didn't realize it until about
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190 miles later rob I'm calling bullshit on that.
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What about you? Things would have been too quiet.
00:27:04.779 --> 00:27:08.240
Yeah, exactly. Yeah, you'd hear something. 190
00:27:08.240 --> 00:27:11.279
miles. 190 miles. You would at least heard, hey,
00:27:11.380 --> 00:27:14.259
could you turn the AC down a little bit? Or,
00:27:14.460 --> 00:27:16.539
hey, you keep hitting the chatter box on the
00:27:16.539 --> 00:27:18.380
side there. You would have heard something, right?
00:27:20.160 --> 00:27:23.140
190 miles. He didn't notice his wife was right
00:27:23.140 --> 00:27:28.809
next, was not right next to him. So he could
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so he called emergency services, but he couldn't
00:27:31.549 --> 00:27:34.430
remember which gas station he had stopped at
00:27:34.430 --> 00:27:39.609
The couple's 22 year old daughter couldn't help
00:27:39.609 --> 00:27:44.490
as she'd been sleeping the whole time Fortunately
00:27:44.490 --> 00:27:47.390
by tracking her phone police were able to locate
00:27:47.390 --> 00:27:49.710
the woman who hadn't left the gas station since
00:27:49.710 --> 00:27:53.670
being abandoned They were reunited and continued
00:27:53.670 --> 00:27:56.759
on their trip with a good story to tell and I'll
00:27:56.759 --> 00:27:58.819
bet you he will never hear the end of that. What
00:27:58.819 --> 00:28:02.680
do you think? Oh, his ears are still ringing.
00:28:02.859 --> 00:28:06.039
Oh my God, yeah. You know, he'll never be able
00:28:06.039 --> 00:28:08.720
to live that down because no matter what, okay,
00:28:09.220 --> 00:28:12.920
he could catch her cheating in mid -act and he'd
00:28:12.920 --> 00:28:14.940
go, what? Why did you do this to me? She'd go,
00:28:15.500 --> 00:28:19.619
you left me 190 miles away at a gas station.
00:28:19.839 --> 00:28:23.140
Okay, I'm sorry. Continue on. I'll leave. There's
00:28:23.140 --> 00:28:26.359
nothing he can, I mean... At that point all it
00:28:26.359 --> 00:28:31.039
would take is these of work Yeah, yeah, yeah,
00:28:31.039 --> 00:28:34.240
no matter yeah, I better shut up now she could
00:28:34.240 --> 00:28:36.440
yeah, she could spend the whole bank account
00:28:36.440 --> 00:28:38.599
Let's say they have 80 ,000 in the bank account
00:28:38.599 --> 00:28:41.500
right and she decides to go buy a bunch of furniture
00:28:41.500 --> 00:28:43.640
and a whole bunch of stuff They didn't need and
00:28:43.640 --> 00:28:47.279
he comes home and he goes honey I went to go
00:28:47.279 --> 00:28:49.900
pay the electric bill and it says that I don't
00:28:49.900 --> 00:28:51.880
have enough money in the account. Oh, yeah. Yeah,
00:28:51.880 --> 00:29:00.490
I spent it Paris I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'll find
00:29:00.490 --> 00:29:03.789
a way. I'll earn it. I'll I'll I'll work an extra
00:29:03.789 --> 00:29:06.150
job. I'm sorry, honey. I'll shut up That's what
00:29:06.150 --> 00:29:08.769
I thought Anyhow, I got more but turn it over
00:29:08.769 --> 00:29:14.769
to you Rob Okay, well to get back onto the CEO
00:29:14.769 --> 00:29:21.109
and the HR lady Yep, play concert. Uh -huh. The
00:29:21.109 --> 00:29:26.240
only straight male ever recorded do it Even Kentucky
00:29:26.240 --> 00:29:28.880
Fried Chicken is getting in on the jokes amid
00:29:28.880 --> 00:29:34.160
the astronomer CEO saga. Oh, I love it. KFC knows
00:29:34.160 --> 00:29:36.980
a thing or two about keeping secrets having kept
00:29:36.980 --> 00:29:40.119
their 11 urgent spices classified for as long
00:29:40.119 --> 00:29:42.960
as they have been around. They'll make a spot
00:29:42.960 --> 00:29:46.599
before they kept one on site. The fast food chain
00:29:46.599 --> 00:29:50.220
threw some shade at Byron and Kristin Cabot following
00:29:50.220 --> 00:29:54.369
their Coldplay ordeal. Taking to X formerly known
00:29:54.369 --> 00:29:58.190
as Twitter to state that their sides are always
00:29:58.190 --> 00:30:09.349
HR approved That's brilliant, isn't it that is
00:30:09.349 --> 00:30:16.170
brilliant Awesome and then to the Aussie and
00:30:16.170 --> 00:30:20.960
black Sabbath, right? Yes If you missed the Ozzy
00:30:20.960 --> 00:30:23.559
Osborne of Black Sabbath's final concert, there's
00:30:23.559 --> 00:30:27.019
another chance to catch it. Earlier this month,
00:30:27.240 --> 00:30:30.220
Osmond's 76th performance of Black Sabbath, we
00:30:30.220 --> 00:30:33.880
all know this. On Friday, July 18th, the Prince
00:30:33.880 --> 00:30:36.400
of Darkness announced the performance will be
00:30:36.400 --> 00:30:40.619
released in theaters as a concert film next year.
00:30:41.559 --> 00:30:44.680
We are excited to announce this theatrical release
00:30:44.680 --> 00:30:48.440
of Back to the Beginning, Ozzy's Final Bow. coming
00:30:48.440 --> 00:30:54.039
early 2026. The feature lead concert film will
00:30:54.039 --> 00:30:57.140
be a big screen celebration of Ozzy Osbourne
00:30:57.140 --> 00:31:00.519
and the legacy of Black Sabbath capturing the
00:31:00.519 --> 00:31:04.059
raw power and the emotional weight of Ozzy's
00:31:04.059 --> 00:31:08.079
final bow at his hometown of Birmingham. The
00:31:08.079 --> 00:31:11.359
statement further explained presented as a love
00:31:11.359 --> 00:31:15.140
letter to Ozzy and the pioneering sound of Black
00:31:15.140 --> 00:31:18.930
Sabbath that theatrical release will be It's
00:31:18.930 --> 00:31:23.069
still version of the epic all day back all the
00:31:23.069 --> 00:31:28.630
part. So they are gonna edit it Okay, I'm glad
00:31:28.630 --> 00:31:31.210
you found that cuz I looked I looked and I couldn't
00:31:31.210 --> 00:31:33.250
find anything about it being edited I'm glad
00:31:33.250 --> 00:31:40.250
you did. Thank you Rob. Yeah Featuring Dundras's
00:31:40.250 --> 00:31:44.150
performances of war pigs Iron Man children of
00:31:44.150 --> 00:31:48.240
the grave and they show stopping paranoid film
00:31:48.240 --> 00:31:51.539
promises a deeply personal electrifying farewell
00:31:51.539 --> 00:31:54.920
from the godfather of heavy metal with exclusive
00:31:54.920 --> 00:31:58.680
behind the scenes access oh cool interviews from
00:31:58.680 --> 00:32:03.960
this iconic live performance okay you know what
00:32:03.960 --> 00:32:06.440
i will go get it now man that fucking cat will
00:32:06.440 --> 00:32:11.059
not shut up i swear um where did i read that
00:32:11.059 --> 00:32:18.539
one part I did read that it's only going to be
00:32:18.539 --> 00:32:21.980
like maybe 17 states or something like that.
00:32:21.980 --> 00:32:25.400
At Regal theaters. It's only going to be available
00:32:25.400 --> 00:32:29.599
in Regal movie theaters. Okay, you see we used
00:32:29.599 --> 00:32:32.039
to have one in Kansas City. It was over at Lee's
00:32:32.039 --> 00:32:36.259
Summit. It's Longview Lake area, the Lee's Summit
00:32:36.259 --> 00:32:39.440
side of Longview Lake. Not very far from me actually.
00:32:39.859 --> 00:32:41.619
I don't know if it's still Regal. I'll have to
00:32:41.619 --> 00:32:43.960
look it up. If it is, then I could go there and
00:32:43.960 --> 00:32:47.819
watch it. But it's also going to be on DVD and
00:32:47.819 --> 00:32:54.279
also on download after that, too. Well, the article
00:32:54.279 --> 00:32:56.440
I read said it was going to go. It was going
00:32:56.440 --> 00:32:58.519
to go to the internet as a download that you
00:32:58.519 --> 00:33:01.519
can pay for. And all the proceeds still go to
00:33:01.519 --> 00:33:04.799
these charities. So no one's pocketing this.
00:33:06.059 --> 00:33:08.539
So all of them are going to go to the charities,
00:33:09.220 --> 00:33:14.200
like 100%. So if you buy the fiscal DVD, You
00:33:14.200 --> 00:33:19.660
get the actual copy or you can do like everyone
00:33:19.660 --> 00:33:22.640
else and what people do nowadays and buy the
00:33:22.640 --> 00:33:24.660
download and keep it on your computer or your
00:33:24.660 --> 00:33:29.059
phone or whatever. Also, Rob, have you been hearing
00:33:29.059 --> 00:33:31.559
this and reading this, but I cannot confirm it.
00:33:31.920 --> 00:33:36.119
The band that supposedly was disinvited, everyone
00:33:36.119 --> 00:33:41.519
says is Motley Crue. I don't know how much truth...
00:33:42.269 --> 00:33:46.150
I keep reading stories about them not being there,
00:33:47.009 --> 00:33:50.789
but nobody ever says it was actually them. Well,
00:33:51.029 --> 00:33:53.390
the problem is, is Ozzy and Sharon are not telling?
00:33:53.950 --> 00:33:56.450
And I think it's speculation, but it sounds like
00:33:56.450 --> 00:33:59.509
some people kind of knew from the chitter chatter.
00:34:00.009 --> 00:34:02.410
And there is just a lot of hubbub about it being
00:34:02.410 --> 00:34:07.769
Motley Crue. And then Nicky Six... Go ahead.
00:34:08.710 --> 00:34:12.590
Oh, okay. I was just going to say that... I think
00:34:12.590 --> 00:34:15.590
it was our last podcast. You mentioned something
00:34:15.590 --> 00:34:21.210
about, it was a band, they did not want people
00:34:21.210 --> 00:34:23.989
trying to show them up or making it about them,
00:34:24.590 --> 00:34:27.150
you know? Yes. It was about Ozzy and Black Seth.
00:34:27.869 --> 00:34:31.849
Yes. And that's exactly, and we both agree, that's
00:34:31.849 --> 00:34:34.869
exactly what Motley Crue would have done. Yes,
00:34:34.969 --> 00:34:37.710
absolutely. They have a history of that. I mean
00:34:37.710 --> 00:34:39.789
they pissed off so many bands that toured with
00:34:39.789 --> 00:34:42.429
them and here's what I'm going by, okay. Their
00:34:42.429 --> 00:34:44.550
Shout at the Devil Tour, Ozzy was good enough
00:34:44.550 --> 00:34:47.730
to take them with him. He didn't have to, but
00:34:47.730 --> 00:34:50.909
he did. He took them with him. They were really
00:34:50.909 --> 00:34:54.750
kind of an unseasoned band. They were raw. They
00:34:54.750 --> 00:34:56.829
were a really good band at the time. They had
00:34:56.829 --> 00:35:00.190
a lot of energy. But the thing is this right
00:35:00.190 --> 00:35:03.909
here. Ozzy let them play as long as they wanted.
00:35:04.170 --> 00:35:06.449
He let them use all of his equipment and lights
00:35:06.449 --> 00:35:09.730
They had none they had nothing. I mean there
00:35:09.730 --> 00:35:13.650
there's Their album just broke they had nothing
00:35:13.650 --> 00:35:17.949
when he took him on the road. Okay, so They owe
00:35:17.949 --> 00:35:21.389
their career and even Tommy Lee said this He
00:35:21.389 --> 00:35:23.469
said, you know, we pretty much owe our career
00:35:23.469 --> 00:35:27.969
to Ozzy because he broke us with that the diary
00:35:27.969 --> 00:35:31.909
of a madman tour which was just no no no it was
00:35:31.909 --> 00:35:34.730
a bark at the moon bark at the moon tour which
00:35:34.730 --> 00:35:38.010
was just epic epic I mean there is one of the
00:35:38.010 --> 00:35:41.469
most notorious tours ever and it was like Sharon
00:35:41.469 --> 00:35:43.949
had to intervene because a couple of them would
00:35:43.949 --> 00:35:48.670
have ended up in a body bag if not so so they
00:35:48.670 --> 00:35:52.369
owe their career to Ozzy or at least a lot of
00:35:52.369 --> 00:35:57.469
it so then they turn around and then God smack
00:35:57.800 --> 00:36:00.599
Writes songs like you're crying like a bitch
00:36:00.599 --> 00:36:04.000
about Nikki six Nikki six has a problem with
00:36:04.000 --> 00:36:08.199
everybody anymore. He's He's always bitching
00:36:08.199 --> 00:36:10.260
about something Tommy Lee is just a complete
00:36:10.260 --> 00:36:13.219
fucking idiot in my opinion. I mean the guy can't
00:36:13.219 --> 00:36:19.019
form a sentence so Everything's like man, dude.
00:36:19.119 --> 00:36:23.420
Wow. I mean, he's just a fucking idiot. So, okay
00:36:25.550 --> 00:36:29.090
Nikki is very ungrateful for where he's at and
00:36:29.090 --> 00:36:31.010
he should be very grateful. Number one, he could
00:36:31.010 --> 00:36:34.650
be dead. He's lucky that lady in the ambulance,
00:36:34.889 --> 00:36:38.630
the EMT said no one dies on my watch and brought
00:36:38.630 --> 00:36:40.829
him back to life because he would have been dead
00:36:40.829 --> 00:36:43.309
a long time ago and no one would have even thought
00:36:43.309 --> 00:36:47.409
about him. So like right now, he's not physically
00:36:47.409 --> 00:36:50.670
dead. He's dead to people though. There's so
00:36:50.670 --> 00:36:53.530
many people that admired him when he was younger
00:36:53.530 --> 00:36:57.329
and they don't now. because he is showing these
00:36:57.329 --> 00:37:00.650
traits of selfishness and self -centeredness
00:37:00.650 --> 00:37:04.369
and this is what I'm going by right here is he
00:37:04.369 --> 00:37:07.449
came up with a lame excuse in my opinion he said
00:37:07.449 --> 00:37:10.510
well I had some blood work that he first they
00:37:10.510 --> 00:37:12.409
said they couldn't make it because of an illness
00:37:12.409 --> 00:37:16.329
to someone in the band okay well how many people
00:37:16.329 --> 00:37:19.869
Steven Tyler didn't show up with Aerosmith right
00:37:19.869 --> 00:37:23.929
Dave Ellison he did not show up with Megadeth
00:37:24.090 --> 00:37:27.170
or any band he's in. So hang on, I'm gonna let
00:37:27.170 --> 00:37:29.469
this fucking cat out so he'll shut up. I'll be
00:37:29.469 --> 00:37:32.329
right back. Rob, just make some noise or something,
00:37:32.369 --> 00:37:57.789
okay? As you could tell, the door was closed
00:37:57.789 --> 00:38:00.250
and is in the hallway way down there. So, okay,
00:38:00.389 --> 00:38:04.469
where the fuck was I? I don't know. Okay. So,
00:38:04.469 --> 00:38:07.690
anyhow, to me it's really suspicious that an
00:38:07.690 --> 00:38:10.329
illness, and none of them showed up. None of
00:38:10.329 --> 00:38:13.929
them. Okay? And then, after that, Nikki sick
00:38:13.929 --> 00:38:15.650
comes back and goes, well, I had some blood work
00:38:15.650 --> 00:38:18.150
that was questionable. And that was about it.
00:38:19.110 --> 00:38:22.070
So, to me, I mean, I think that sounds guilty
00:38:22.070 --> 00:38:27.139
as hell. What do you think? So sorry Nikki, but
00:38:27.139 --> 00:38:29.380
I just can't believe you by your actions Just
00:38:29.380 --> 00:38:32.480
cannot believe you by your actions at all if
00:38:32.480 --> 00:38:34.559
I had to bet money if someone held a gun in my
00:38:34.559 --> 00:38:36.239
head I would say yeah, it was probably motley
00:38:36.239 --> 00:38:38.460
crew that did that and probably mainly Nikki
00:38:38.460 --> 00:38:44.599
six so Anyhow, I mean and if this is true I mean
00:38:44.599 --> 00:38:47.179
you could not look more pathetic to the two people
00:38:47.179 --> 00:38:50.179
that helped you that launched you You know here
00:38:50.179 --> 00:38:53.690
this guy is dying of Parkinson's and you're wondering
00:38:53.690 --> 00:38:57.710
what's coming to you. If that's true, Nicky,
00:38:58.829 --> 00:39:04.050
if that's true, anyhow, we'll take our first
00:39:04.050 --> 00:39:07.389
break and then we'll come back with some emails.
00:39:08.989 --> 00:39:11.530
Sounds good. All right, we'll be right back.
00:39:17.110 --> 00:39:22.710
Hi all, this is Chicago. I am the most dangerous
00:39:22.710 --> 00:39:29.710
city in North America. You can't touch me. Oh
00:39:29.710 --> 00:39:31.769
yeah? This is Kansas City here. Hold my beer,
00:39:31.769 --> 00:39:34.869
bitch. Hey, my fellow heavy breathers. This is
00:39:34.869 --> 00:39:40.809
Dash Riptide. Your music news. Jakey Lee has
00:39:40.809 --> 00:39:43.369
an update on his would -be assassins. The gun
00:39:43.369 --> 00:39:45.730
was tied to two previous murders Jakey Lee shares.
00:39:46.030 --> 00:39:48.469
The former Ozzy Osbourne guitarist confirms that
00:39:48.469 --> 00:39:50.489
suspects have been caught and will face sentencing
00:39:50.489 --> 00:39:53.550
in July. The 68 -year -old guitarist was best
00:39:53.550 --> 00:39:55.550
known for his tenure in Ozzy Osbourne between
00:39:55.550 --> 00:39:59.210
1982 and 1987, previously revealed that he was
00:39:59.210 --> 00:40:01.389
shot multiple times while walking his dog in
00:40:01.389 --> 00:40:04.130
Las Vegas. Now in a Facebook post shared last
00:40:04.130 --> 00:40:06.650
week, Lee says that justice is on the horizon.
00:40:07.030 --> 00:40:08.969
The two that shot me have been caught and face
00:40:08.969 --> 00:40:11.650
sentencing next month, he writes. The gun was
00:40:11.650 --> 00:40:13.989
tied to two previous murders, so my case is almost
00:40:13.989 --> 00:40:16.199
an afterthought. They're going bye bye for a
00:40:16.199 --> 00:40:19.139
long time. On that happy thought, see you on
00:40:19.139 --> 00:40:22.599
TV. Jakey Lee also chimed in on why he is going
00:40:22.599 --> 00:40:24.880
to be a part of Ozzy's farewell performance on
00:40:24.880 --> 00:40:28.099
July 5th. Tom Morello called me, he said, there's
00:40:28.099 --> 00:40:30.400
gonna be a thing, an original Sabbath performance
00:40:30.400 --> 00:40:33.260
in Ozzy Osbourne's final performance. I can't
00:40:33.260 --> 00:40:35.659
see this going on without Jakey Lee in there
00:40:35.659 --> 00:40:38.280
somewhere, he recalls. Lee, who played on hits
00:40:38.280 --> 00:40:40.199
like Bark at the Moon and Killer Giants during
00:40:40.199 --> 00:40:43.000
his stint with Ozzy Osbourne in the 80s, says
00:40:43.000 --> 00:40:45.659
he's excited about the upcoming show, both as
00:40:45.659 --> 00:40:48.400
a participant, as an audience member, even if
00:40:48.400 --> 00:40:50.500
he hasn't been in contact with Ozzy for years.
00:40:51.000 --> 00:40:52.900
It's a thrill to be a part of it, he says, and
00:40:52.900 --> 00:40:56.079
even more so for me to watch it. I hope Ozzy
00:40:56.079 --> 00:40:58.079
can get through it. I haven't spoke to him or
00:40:58.079 --> 00:41:01.409
seen him in decades. I really don't know what
00:41:01.409 --> 00:41:03.710
condition he's in, but he deserves a final farewell
00:41:03.710 --> 00:41:06.389
performance. No matter how he is or how well
00:41:06.389 --> 00:41:08.710
he is singing, he deserves to have that final
00:41:08.710 --> 00:41:12.329
farewell. I'm happy to be a part of it. Thank
00:41:12.329 --> 00:41:16.210
you, Jake. We appreciate this. This is Gash Riptine,
00:41:16.449 --> 00:41:19.570
and that was your music news. If it's too loud,
00:41:19.889 --> 00:41:30.949
you probably have ear damage just like me. I
00:41:30.949 --> 00:41:33.170
think we found land! Oh my god, I think we're
00:41:33.170 --> 00:41:37.690
safe! Oh no! It's the island of horrible jokes!
00:41:41.329 --> 00:41:44.690
Someone took the fifth month out of my calendar.
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too could overspend on workless trinkets and
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t -shirt that has KC Western Auto building image
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gift pack? No problem. Just a mere 40 bucks on
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your first born. Hurry! You know rubes are jumping
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all over to get to this complete rip -off. Because
00:43:08.250 --> 00:43:11.409
people are sheep. Have you ever wondered where
00:43:11.409 --> 00:43:13.710
something came about? Have you ever looked at
00:43:13.710 --> 00:43:15.750
something and said, hey, I wonder what the origin
00:43:15.750 --> 00:43:19.489
of that is? Well, so have we. That's why we give
00:43:19.489 --> 00:43:24.710
you The Origin Of. The Origin Of? The Nose Ring.
00:43:24.940 --> 00:43:27.239
The Middle East is the birthplace of the nostril
00:43:27.239 --> 00:43:31.619
ring, piercing, tracking back 4 ,000 years. Nostrils
00:43:31.619 --> 00:43:34.639
were held as a status of upper class if they
00:43:34.639 --> 00:43:38.159
were pierced with a ring. Yo mama's so stupid,
00:43:38.539 --> 00:43:42.820
she tried to climb Mountain Dew. Hey there, fuckstick.
00:43:43.659 --> 00:43:45.719
You're just in time for brand new feature news
00:43:45.719 --> 00:43:48.940
nobody gives a shit about. Punxsutawney fills.
00:43:49.480 --> 00:44:08.570
Babies are named Shadow and Sonny. Two douchebags
00:44:08.570 --> 00:44:10.449
and microphone on Mark here in the Kansas City
00:44:10.449 --> 00:44:15.750
area at the Talk is Cheap Studio. And I am Rob.
00:44:15.889 --> 00:44:18.730
It's a beautiful, nine -wall arm of Lake Mudeo's
00:44:18.730 --> 00:44:26.510
arts in the Gutbein Studio. All right. Emails.
00:44:27.909 --> 00:44:30.329
This one I love, because I can't believe people
00:44:30.329 --> 00:44:35.110
believe this. Or no, no, no. Rob, you just answer
00:44:35.110 --> 00:44:38.440
how you want to. Rob, do you really live in a
00:44:38.440 --> 00:44:41.760
bunker or is that just a joke? Kim in Knoxville.
00:44:42.199 --> 00:44:49.460
Rob? Okay. Well, it's kind of a joke, but yet
00:44:49.460 --> 00:44:54.780
it is. It's kind of an Earth contact. I live
00:44:54.780 --> 00:44:59.460
in an apartment. Okay. And the downstairs of
00:44:59.460 --> 00:45:04.059
an apartment. There's five apartments upstairs
00:45:04.059 --> 00:45:08.480
and five downstairs. We're in like the upstairs
00:45:08.480 --> 00:45:13.380
basement, you know what and it's It's like an
00:45:13.380 --> 00:45:18.239
earth contact So it is no it's just a back wall
00:45:18.239 --> 00:45:22.900
and dirt and gravel and you know So it is kind
00:45:22.900 --> 00:45:26.659
of a bunker it really is kind of a bunker very
00:45:26.659 --> 00:45:30.940
safe in the tornado No wonder you take a nap
00:45:30.940 --> 00:45:33.880
during them. Well, I I didn't stop cooking my
00:45:33.880 --> 00:45:40.480
brisket. I have no room to talk The only reason
00:45:40.480 --> 00:45:42.579
I had to go in eventually is because of lightning.
00:45:45.539 --> 00:45:49.099
Well, there you go, Kim in Knoxville. Yes, he
00:45:49.099 --> 00:45:54.539
does live in a bunker. All right, next one. Clint
00:45:54.539 --> 00:45:57.039
is coming up for a town hall meeting for Lake
00:45:57.039 --> 00:45:59.880
Freeman. Rob, we have you as an emcee of this
00:45:59.880 --> 00:46:03.519
event. Thanks in advance. Mitch in the hilltops
00:46:03.519 --> 00:46:06.039
overlooking Massey Creek W Highway South Central
00:46:06.039 --> 00:46:10.199
Cass County Rob did you know you're booked as
00:46:10.199 --> 00:46:15.539
the MC of this event? No, I do now Okay, he didn't
00:46:15.539 --> 00:46:20.360
give a date on it. So Mitch Mitch, please let
00:46:20.360 --> 00:46:22.460
Rob know he's a busy man. He's got you know,
00:46:22.460 --> 00:46:24.519
he's got vacation coming up Hopefully you didn't
00:46:24.519 --> 00:46:28.179
book him for then he's gonna be down on the Niangua
00:46:28.179 --> 00:46:31.920
drinking some bush lights and and raising some
00:46:31.920 --> 00:46:35.800
cane right well that that's just friday to sunday
00:46:35.800 --> 00:46:38.639
then i got the rest of the week on vacation oh
00:46:38.639 --> 00:46:41.000
there you go mitch you better get it i have free
00:46:41.000 --> 00:46:45.199
time yeah okay not this week but the following
00:46:45.199 --> 00:46:51.000
week mitch two douches at mail .com two douches
00:46:51.000 --> 00:46:54.659
at mail .com or you can go to the uh facebook
00:46:54.659 --> 00:47:00.619
page and uh message rob rad there right There
00:47:00.619 --> 00:47:05.260
you go Mitch let him know Mark thanks for the
00:47:05.260 --> 00:47:08.659
revisit on your payphone story Topher was funny
00:47:08.659 --> 00:47:11.800
as hell on that, too Hey, how about a top seven
00:47:11.800 --> 00:47:15.820
dream vacations Ronnie and Tulsa the Tulsa King?
00:47:16.559 --> 00:47:18.800
Yeah, Topher was excellent on it what I mean
00:47:18.800 --> 00:47:21.719
he still is Whenever we get around to doing some
00:47:21.719 --> 00:47:26.320
more podcasts. He's very very good at it He's
00:47:26.320 --> 00:47:29.900
got a real clarity to his voice He's fast. He's
00:47:29.900 --> 00:47:34.019
sharp. He's good. He's really, really good. And
00:47:34.019 --> 00:47:36.059
I imagine we'll probably podcast Morris just
00:47:36.059 --> 00:47:37.539
right now. I'm giving him some room to breathe.
00:47:37.559 --> 00:47:39.739
He's got a lot of stuff going on. And like I
00:47:39.739 --> 00:47:42.119
said, I have been making so many advances on
00:47:42.119 --> 00:47:46.179
this podcast. It's really hard to break off and
00:47:46.179 --> 00:47:48.880
like make my mind go to a different one. It's
00:47:48.880 --> 00:47:52.519
kind of hard to describe, but I've really been...
00:47:52.570 --> 00:47:55.289
Coming up with some stuff and I have the tools
00:47:55.289 --> 00:47:57.289
now to do some of the stuff that I always wanted
00:47:57.289 --> 00:48:00.750
to do. Oh There reminds me Rob and then we'll
00:48:00.750 --> 00:48:03.889
get back to Ronnie and Tulsa's question here.
00:48:04.449 --> 00:48:08.409
Okay Did you like the new bit that I put in there
00:48:08.409 --> 00:48:16.849
about being? bilingual I Love that. I mean the
00:48:16.849 --> 00:48:19.530
guys like yeah, I don't know how you want to
00:48:19.530 --> 00:48:24.139
know about it, but hey is experimenting I thought
00:48:24.139 --> 00:48:27.980
that was pretty cool. So anyhow, I got a bunch
00:48:27.980 --> 00:48:30.699
of stuff like that. I have some editorial type
00:48:30.699 --> 00:48:32.679
stuff like the Epstein stuff that I want to put
00:48:32.679 --> 00:48:34.559
in. But this is a little bit different. This
00:48:34.559 --> 00:48:37.760
is about other things going on in our country
00:48:37.760 --> 00:48:41.239
that I think needs a little attention and a little
00:48:41.239 --> 00:48:44.019
look over by people. They may overlook it or
00:48:44.019 --> 00:48:47.099
not even think about it. And this is just like,
00:48:47.159 --> 00:48:50.079
this is... not even a person that you know what
00:48:50.079 --> 00:48:52.780
i mean it's not like hey this is larry and this
00:48:52.780 --> 00:48:55.639
is larry the the guard of people or something
00:48:55.639 --> 00:49:00.119
it's just like little editorials of stuff nobody's
00:49:00.119 --> 00:49:03.539
name nobody no character at all and i kind of
00:49:03.539 --> 00:49:05.880
like that aspect what do you think rob just someone
00:49:05.880 --> 00:49:08.539
coming on going hey man you know it's bullshit
00:49:08.539 --> 00:49:12.539
do you like that kind of like that without a
00:49:12.539 --> 00:49:14.320
character nothing just someone coming on and
00:49:14.320 --> 00:49:18.010
just telling you hey this is bullshit Yeah, not
00:49:18.010 --> 00:49:20.250
really. Oh, you'd rather have a character do
00:49:20.250 --> 00:49:24.170
that? Yeah. Okay. Alright. Well, you know what?
00:49:24.170 --> 00:49:28.869
I can do that easily. So, Ronnie wanted us to
00:49:28.869 --> 00:49:33.269
do a Top 7 Dream Vacations. Um, Tuesday or next
00:49:33.269 --> 00:49:38.630
Sunday? Oh, that's an everybody Tuesday. Okay,
00:49:38.809 --> 00:49:43.469
Tuesday it is. Alright, Ronnie. Ronnie, um, I
00:49:43.469 --> 00:49:46.420
haven't got to your... This is kind of stuff.
00:49:46.420 --> 00:49:50.300
I'm just gonna let no one hear I could You know
00:49:50.300 --> 00:49:52.340
I'll message him back. He sent me some stuff
00:49:52.340 --> 00:49:55.940
that I need to go through and Give him an opinion
00:49:55.940 --> 00:49:58.300
on and I'll probably talk to you about it afterwards
00:49:58.300 --> 00:50:01.019
Rob too About some of the stuff that he wants
00:50:01.019 --> 00:50:04.659
to do. So anyhow Ronnie I'll just I'll message
00:50:04.659 --> 00:50:09.840
you so okay. Oh I forgot about this. We already
00:50:09.840 --> 00:50:12.400
talked about this just a minute ago The big rumor
00:50:12.400 --> 00:50:15.719
is that Motley Crue was the band disinvited from
00:50:15.719 --> 00:50:18.460
back to the beginning. They were wanting a cut.
00:50:18.900 --> 00:50:21.699
Have you guys heard the same? Matt and Shawnee.
00:50:21.960 --> 00:50:24.440
Matt, thank you. I know who you are. Thank you,
00:50:24.440 --> 00:50:29.579
Matt. Appreciate it. That's what we've heard,
00:50:30.119 --> 00:50:35.960
right? Yeah, that's what we're hearing, but nobody's
00:50:35.960 --> 00:50:38.119
actually coming out and saying it, you know?
00:50:38.119 --> 00:50:41.059
Yeah, I mean, I have to... I have to admit it's
00:50:41.059 --> 00:50:44.780
speculation. I mean, if I had to bet on somebody,
00:50:44.920 --> 00:50:47.780
what about you, Rob? Would you bet on them? It
00:50:47.780 --> 00:50:51.179
makes the most sense. It does by everything,
00:50:51.280 --> 00:50:54.480
the way it was worded, the way the responses
00:50:54.480 --> 00:50:59.119
were after this was announced, everything. So
00:50:59.119 --> 00:51:03.639
I have I personally think it's true, but maybe
00:51:03.639 --> 00:51:07.000
it isn't. So some other people suggested it was
00:51:07.000 --> 00:51:12.090
Jonathan Davis of Korn. I mean, I know they played
00:51:12.090 --> 00:51:16.210
on some Oz Fest, but I mean, I don't know if
00:51:16.210 --> 00:51:18.250
they'd invite him. I mean, you know, there's
00:51:18.250 --> 00:51:20.289
a lot of bands that played on Oz Fest that didn't
00:51:20.289 --> 00:51:24.690
get invited. So I don't know. But to me, Motley
00:51:24.690 --> 00:51:28.570
Crue makes the most sense. Next one. Do you guys
00:51:28.570 --> 00:51:30.909
have promotional window stickers or even a QR
00:51:30.909 --> 00:51:33.510
code sticker to help people find your podcast?
00:51:34.090 --> 00:51:36.369
Wanda in LA. Wanda, you're one of the people
00:51:36.369 --> 00:51:38.769
that download us in LA. Thank you. We get we
00:51:38.769 --> 00:51:42.030
got a hell of a response from there. I couldn't
00:51:42.030 --> 00:51:44.389
ask for a better. We could not ask for a better
00:51:44.389 --> 00:51:47.769
response from LA. Wanda, thank you. Keep spreading
00:51:47.769 --> 00:51:49.969
the word. You guys seem to like our humor there.
00:51:50.409 --> 00:51:54.650
OK. A QR code is a fantastic idea, actually.
00:51:55.420 --> 00:51:58.340
Yeah, I see stickers and airports for podcasts
00:51:58.340 --> 00:52:01.320
with a QR code on them And they'll take you straight
00:52:01.320 --> 00:52:05.739
to the podcast the podcast downloading area So
00:52:05.739 --> 00:52:08.380
I know what you're talking about It'll like just
00:52:08.380 --> 00:52:11.539
have a cure our QR code and then you hit it and
00:52:11.539 --> 00:52:14.280
it goes this podcast It'll say so -and -so podcast
00:52:14.280 --> 00:52:17.239
sometimes or something to have a name You know
00:52:17.239 --> 00:52:18.860
people are just sitting around waiting for their
00:52:18.860 --> 00:52:23.039
plane. So it's a perfect time to have a QR code
00:52:23.039 --> 00:52:26.380
sticker Somewhere in an airport and I always
00:52:26.380 --> 00:52:28.980
see him in airports. So people don't go around
00:52:28.980 --> 00:52:31.079
and rip them off or nothing You know, like there's
00:52:31.079 --> 00:52:33.880
not security over there with a razor knife like
00:52:33.880 --> 00:52:36.840
cutting them out or nothing. They let him be
00:52:36.840 --> 00:52:40.079
I love that idea. That's for later. I mean we
00:52:40.079 --> 00:52:42.260
still have to get the video I mean, you know,
00:52:42.360 --> 00:52:45.019
we're you know, we're taking it easy man. We
00:52:45.019 --> 00:52:49.719
all have lives, right? But thank you Wanda great
00:52:49.719 --> 00:52:52.500
idea and thank you LA your guys's response has
00:52:52.500 --> 00:52:55.920
been overwhelming we love you guys and finally
00:52:55.920 --> 00:52:59.300
mark have you seen ncl norwegian cruise line
00:52:59.300 --> 00:53:02.340
uh latest cruise ship the one with the waterslide
00:53:02.340 --> 00:53:06.400
roller coaster that looks scary as fuck but fun
00:53:06.400 --> 00:53:08.820
norman in washington i don't know if it's dc
00:53:08.820 --> 00:53:15.599
or the state norman yes I really, Val and I kind
00:53:15.599 --> 00:53:17.619
of decided against cruises for a while. We want
00:53:17.619 --> 00:53:20.139
to do destinations. We also want to go to Europe.
00:53:20.340 --> 00:53:22.880
We've got a lot of stuff we want to do, or actually
00:53:22.880 --> 00:53:24.699
Mediterranean, maybe not necessarily Europe,
00:53:24.739 --> 00:53:30.300
but the Mediterranean. So cruises are probably
00:53:30.300 --> 00:53:32.599
going to be out for a few years. We opt to do
00:53:32.599 --> 00:53:34.579
other things, but if we go back to cruising,
00:53:35.039 --> 00:53:37.139
that's going to be my first hit is that roller
00:53:37.139 --> 00:53:40.039
coaster waterslide. That thing looks scary as
00:53:40.039 --> 00:53:43.239
hell, like you said, but... It looks fun as hell
00:53:43.239 --> 00:53:46.079
too. It is a roller coaster. That's a water slide,
00:53:46.079 --> 00:53:51.440
dude It goes on the very top of the ship and
00:53:51.440 --> 00:53:53.380
It looks like you're gonna fly out of the damn
00:53:53.380 --> 00:53:55.920
thing and then it goes inside and it spins as
00:53:55.920 --> 00:53:58.000
you're going through Yeah, I mean you're going
00:53:58.000 --> 00:54:03.099
fast down this this The slide and it has pressurized
00:54:03.099 --> 00:54:05.199
water that runs through there really fast So
00:54:05.199 --> 00:54:07.579
it like takes you like a roller coaster up these
00:54:07.579 --> 00:54:09.900
hills and down just look it up when you get a
00:54:09.900 --> 00:54:13.949
chance So, yeah, if we go back to cruises, which
00:54:13.949 --> 00:54:15.730
we probably eventually will, yeah, that's my
00:54:15.730 --> 00:54:19.250
first stop. I agree. Thank you. Damn it, I put
00:54:19.250 --> 00:54:23.349
the thing, hang on. Norman in Washington, thank
00:54:23.349 --> 00:54:26.949
you. All right, that's the end of the emails.
00:54:27.110 --> 00:54:31.869
Rob, you got something? Yeah, I do. All right.
00:54:34.110 --> 00:54:36.110
You're going to be interested in this story,
00:54:36.429 --> 00:54:39.119
I believe. Every story you present, Rob, I'm
00:54:39.119 --> 00:54:42.820
interested in. So, go ahead. Think about Roger
00:54:42.820 --> 00:54:49.780
Waters. Oh, even better. Yeah. Roger Waters is
00:54:49.780 --> 00:54:53.460
facing possible prosecution after pledging support
00:54:53.460 --> 00:54:57.599
for Palestine Action, a group that has been deemed
00:54:57.599 --> 00:55:00.460
a terrorist organization by the United Kingdom.
00:55:01.619 --> 00:55:04.659
former former Pink Floyd member called Palestine
00:55:04.659 --> 00:55:08.940
Action a great organization in a video posted
00:55:08.940 --> 00:55:13.599
on sex account on July 5th. This says Roger Waters
00:55:13.599 --> 00:55:18.280
supports Palestine Action, July 2025. Armament
00:55:18.280 --> 00:55:22.980
has been. Corrupted by agents of genocide, foreign
00:55:22.980 --> 00:55:27.340
powers stand up and be counted. It's now water
00:55:27.340 --> 00:55:30.929
said while. reading words written on a piece
00:55:30.929 --> 00:55:34.670
of cardboard. This is Independence Day, July
00:55:34.670 --> 00:55:38.889
5th, 2025. The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductee
00:55:38.889 --> 00:55:42.550
continued, I declare my independence from the
00:55:42.550 --> 00:55:47.269
government of the UK and just designate Palestine
00:55:47.269 --> 00:55:50.829
Action, a terrorist prescribed terrorist organization.
00:55:52.250 --> 00:55:55.510
Waters then reiterated his support for Palestine
00:55:55.510 --> 00:55:59.860
before further defending Palestine Action as
00:55:59.860 --> 00:56:03.619
a peaceful group. They are absolutely not terrorists
00:56:03.619 --> 00:56:08.260
in any way. They are a nonviolent protest organization
00:56:08.260 --> 00:56:13.059
protesting the presence in the UK of Elbit Systems,
00:56:13.780 --> 00:56:18.260
who are an Israeli arms manufacturing organization.
00:56:18.619 --> 00:56:22.440
It said, I support Palestine Action and I always
00:56:22.440 --> 00:56:27.579
will because it is the right thing to do. The
00:56:27.579 --> 00:56:31.119
United Kingdom banned Palestine action under
00:56:31.119 --> 00:56:35.059
anti -terrorism laws last week after its members
00:56:35.059 --> 00:56:38.860
broke into a Royal Air Force base and damaged
00:56:38.860 --> 00:56:43.159
planes in a protest of Britain's support of Israel.
00:56:43.940 --> 00:56:47.380
Following the protest, Parliament voted to prescribe
00:56:47.380 --> 00:56:52.159
the group as a terrorist organization. The governing
00:56:52.159 --> 00:56:56.119
body also determined the actions such as inviting
00:56:56.119 --> 00:57:00.260
support, expressing approval, or displaying symbols
00:57:00.260 --> 00:57:04.219
of the group could bring a sentence up to 14
00:57:04.219 --> 00:57:09.199
years in prison. Wow. Roger Waters has a long
00:57:09.199 --> 00:57:15.480
history of promoting dangerous... ...conspiratorial
00:57:15.480 --> 00:57:20.320
tropes. But spokesperson for the campaign against
00:57:20.320 --> 00:57:25.260
anti -Semitism told Fox his dick... Declaration
00:57:25.260 --> 00:57:29.239
of support for Palestine Action, now a banned
00:57:29.239 --> 00:57:32.539
organization, is its most legally provocative
00:57:32.539 --> 00:57:36.340
move yet. We expect the police to take action,
00:57:36.820 --> 00:57:44.159
and if they do not, then we will. Wow. Yeah,
00:57:44.179 --> 00:57:47.780
he's going to get some shit for this. Well Roger
00:57:47.780 --> 00:57:50.340
Waters has a history of opening up his mouth
00:57:50.340 --> 00:57:53.139
He's done it about America so many times and
00:57:53.139 --> 00:57:56.179
like I've always said Roger Waters if you've
00:57:56.179 --> 00:57:59.760
loved America so damn much Open up your bank
00:57:59.760 --> 00:58:01.639
account and pay up our national debt other than
00:58:01.639 --> 00:58:03.380
that. I don't want to hear your fucking fat mouth
00:58:03.380 --> 00:58:05.699
I don't give a shit about you. I don't like you
00:58:05.699 --> 00:58:07.340
you're British. You're not American You should
00:58:07.340 --> 00:58:10.079
have no right to be over here earning money and
00:58:10.079 --> 00:58:13.719
bashing us I mean, I think anybody that does
00:58:13.719 --> 00:58:16.780
that, YouTube, Bono, all these assholes that
00:58:16.780 --> 00:58:20.519
say this shit all the time, fuck you. Don't come
00:58:20.519 --> 00:58:22.780
over here and make money then. If we're so evil,
00:58:23.239 --> 00:58:26.039
and me and you are just so bad for being over
00:58:26.039 --> 00:58:28.420
here, being an American, or whatever they fucking
00:58:28.420 --> 00:58:30.780
feel, and all this shit that they say all the
00:58:30.780 --> 00:58:34.179
time, then get outta here. Don't support us,
00:58:34.420 --> 00:58:37.170
and don't let us support you. If you really mean
00:58:37.170 --> 00:58:39.329
what you say, you'll do it with your bank account
00:58:39.329 --> 00:58:42.590
instead of your fucking mouth. And that goes
00:58:42.590 --> 00:58:47.010
for any entertainer, any, any entertainer at
00:58:47.010 --> 00:58:48.969
all, that thinks I want to hear their opinion.
00:58:49.150 --> 00:58:53.230
I don't. Shut up and sing, shut up and act, shut
00:58:53.230 --> 00:58:55.610
up and tell the news, but I don't want to hear
00:58:55.610 --> 00:58:57.989
your opinion. I have my thoughts and quite frankly,
00:58:58.070 --> 00:59:00.769
they don't come from you. I think you're probably
00:59:00.769 --> 00:59:04.119
a fucking idiot. So... Anyhow, thank you, Rob.
00:59:04.280 --> 00:59:09.920
I like that story a lot. I get so sick of these
00:59:09.920 --> 00:59:13.019
fucking people because people watch them on TV
00:59:13.019 --> 00:59:16.219
or buy their records. They think that they have
00:59:16.219 --> 00:59:18.579
the right to push their agenda down our throat.
00:59:19.760 --> 00:59:22.760
And I don't care if you're left or right or whatever.
00:59:23.400 --> 00:59:27.800
It's annoying as fuck. So, anyhow, it's just
00:59:27.800 --> 00:59:29.559
like one of those friends that you have that
00:59:29.559 --> 00:59:33.400
will not shut up about politics. I hate that
00:59:33.400 --> 00:59:36.679
shit. It's like, I know how I feel. Number one,
00:59:36.679 --> 00:59:39.420
I'm not telling you. None of your business. You
00:59:39.420 --> 00:59:43.960
don't deserve my opinion. Number two, I want
00:59:43.960 --> 00:59:45.940
to fucking hear it. You're not changing my mind.
00:59:46.480 --> 00:59:50.519
You know, at this age, right, do you think anyone's
00:59:50.519 --> 00:59:52.179
gonna come up and tell you anything you don't
00:59:52.179 --> 00:59:58.659
know? Yeah. Have you ever thought about this?
00:59:58.659 --> 01:00:03.400
Yes, I have. Next, so. anyhow thank you rob that's
01:00:03.400 --> 01:00:07.260
awesome uh let's uh take our second break and
01:00:07.260 --> 01:00:11.400
we'll come back with more uh stuff good jamar
01:00:11.400 --> 01:00:14.760
chase what in the hell did you say this time
01:00:14.760 --> 01:00:17.179
this idea has worked out so well for you in the
01:00:17.179 --> 01:00:20.340
past just go ahead fat mouth one of the all -time
01:00:20.340 --> 01:00:22.980
greatest quarterbacks in the league ever your
01:00:22.980 --> 01:00:25.920
quote was without kelsey mahomes is just another
01:00:25.920 --> 01:00:29.300
kurt cousins with a headband well then mr chase
01:00:29.710 --> 01:00:32.550
You should know Kurt Cousins very well. You and
01:00:32.550 --> 01:00:35.650
him have the same amount of rings. You remind
01:00:35.650 --> 01:00:38.550
us of a little lap dog nipping at the heels of
01:00:38.550 --> 01:00:43.530
your daddy. Two dish bags and microphone in an
01:00:43.530 --> 01:00:48.090
effort to keep everything fresh. We offer you
01:00:48.090 --> 01:00:51.809
first world problems. Man, my internet is so
01:00:51.809 --> 01:00:54.409
slow. This is bullshit. How am I supposed to
01:00:54.409 --> 01:00:57.750
browse or get on TikTok with slow internet? I'm
01:00:57.750 --> 01:01:00.429
so pissed off right now. I don't know what to
01:01:00.429 --> 01:01:09.869
do. And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark. How do
01:01:09.869 --> 01:01:14.130
you tell when you're out of invisible ink? Huh.
01:01:14.650 --> 01:01:29.539
I may never know. That man just sawed a puppy
01:01:29.539 --> 01:01:33.099
in half. Hey there. Don't worry. I have a clown
01:01:33.099 --> 01:01:42.019
nose. Oh no! That drunk guy just hit my child!
01:01:42.579 --> 01:01:58.559
It's okay. I have a clown nose. Clown noses are
01:01:58.559 --> 01:02:00.340
sold at gag stores online and pedophile conventions.
01:02:00.340 --> 01:02:03.599
Grab one today and make magic happen. I didn't
01:02:03.599 --> 01:02:08.679
do it! I'm not the mad shitter! All aware of
01:02:08.679 --> 01:02:11.440
the Amber Alert, right? Well, get rid of your
01:02:11.440 --> 01:02:13.760
disinfectants and rubber bed spreads, kids. It's
01:02:13.760 --> 01:02:17.400
the all -new Amber Heard Alert system. This fantastic
01:02:17.400 --> 01:02:19.900
early warning device helps one stay dry and rid
01:02:19.900 --> 01:02:23.019
of all those annoying mattress invoices. Simply
01:02:23.019 --> 01:02:25.619
hook up to child under six or psychopath and
01:02:25.619 --> 01:02:28.289
wait for the running water sound. This clever
01:02:28.289 --> 01:02:30.570
machine has three distinct settings, babbling
01:02:30.570 --> 01:02:33.090
brook, ocean waves, and roaring river for those
01:02:33.090 --> 01:02:36.349
close call. Order today and get a free Cinnabon
01:02:36.349 --> 01:02:47.690
Renuza Cartridge. A constant pursuit for a real
01:02:47.690 --> 01:02:51.250
knee slapper. It's strange insults from an alien.
01:02:51.949 --> 01:02:55.179
Real hilarity. Hey, your chair produced a sound
01:02:55.179 --> 01:02:57.639
similar to a fart, but only once. Such that,
01:02:57.719 --> 01:02:59.340
we cannot reproduce it and prove that it was
01:02:59.340 --> 01:03:03.760
just the chair. Next up, Things Overheard in
01:03:03.760 --> 01:03:08.900
Hell. The Scott Baio, Aaron Moran Comedy Hour
01:03:08.900 --> 01:03:11.820
with special guest star Art Carney, is coming
01:03:11.820 --> 01:03:30.630
up tonight for mandatory viewing. Two douchebags
01:03:30.630 --> 01:03:32.670
and microphone on mark here in the Kansas City
01:03:32.670 --> 01:03:38.070
area at the talk is cheap studio And I am Rob
01:03:38.070 --> 01:03:40.809
the beautiful man warm of Lake of the Ozarks
01:03:40.809 --> 01:03:46.730
in the duck flying studio All right Something
01:03:46.730 --> 01:03:50.730
interesting just happened while we're while you're
01:03:50.730 --> 01:03:53.510
hearing about Rob rag consuming radiation and
01:03:53.510 --> 01:03:58.349
being rented out to Burmese fuss My phone heard
01:03:58.349 --> 01:04:03.039
me Talk about QR codes, right? And it sent it
01:04:03.039 --> 01:04:06.159
to my main computer here because it's all Google
01:04:06.159 --> 01:04:10.420
attached, right? So on my computer comes up this
01:04:10.420 --> 01:04:13.679
free QR code maker that you can make a free QR
01:04:13.679 --> 01:04:16.360
code. Yeah, and I don't know if it's true or
01:04:16.360 --> 01:04:19.460
not. I got to investigate it. But it says it'll
01:04:19.460 --> 01:04:22.619
make up a QR code for our podcast that will go
01:04:22.619 --> 01:04:27.139
to our RSS feed. Now if this is true and I can
01:04:27.139 --> 01:04:29.659
get this thing to work like it says you might
01:04:29.659 --> 01:04:32.679
have some stickers quicker than you think Because
01:04:32.679 --> 01:04:34.659
I got a buddy that can make stickers out of them
01:04:34.659 --> 01:04:37.000
really easily. I just got to pay for the sticker
01:04:37.000 --> 01:04:49.800
paper So we'll see Yes, yeah Norman in Washington
01:04:49.800 --> 01:04:52.440
you may have your wish and that's a great idea
01:04:52.440 --> 01:04:56.250
by the way, thank you Yeah, it is because I get
01:04:56.250 --> 01:05:00.429
people reading reading it and you know Well,
01:05:00.449 --> 01:05:03.949
the QR code works. I I've hit I've hit an airport
01:05:03.949 --> 01:05:06.210
several times I'm like, well, I'm you know, the
01:05:06.210 --> 01:05:08.789
layover is like an hour and a half. Oh shit It's
01:05:08.789 --> 01:05:10.869
delayed and then I'm taking a piss and I see
01:05:10.869 --> 01:05:13.929
this QR code and I'm like think oh, hey, it's
01:05:13.929 --> 01:05:17.110
a podcast You know what I mean? You're looking
01:05:17.110 --> 01:05:19.170
for something to do anyhow. That's a great idea.
01:05:19.170 --> 01:05:23.719
And you know If if this thing works here you
01:05:23.719 --> 01:05:28.780
might have one pretty quickly, so we'll see Anyhow
01:05:28.780 --> 01:05:36.039
oh Real quick been getting a few emails they
01:05:36.039 --> 01:05:39.039
want us to do Specifically you Rob they want
01:05:39.039 --> 01:05:42.280
to hear more tips for life Uncle Rob's tips for
01:05:42.280 --> 01:05:46.940
life people love that thing And they have been
01:05:46.940 --> 01:05:50.579
all over me about it But I have two ideas that
01:05:50.579 --> 01:05:52.820
I want to go over with you first, and I want
01:05:52.820 --> 01:05:54.880
to get your opinion on them, and maybe you can
01:05:54.880 --> 01:05:58.739
come up with a couple ideas for them. But it
01:05:58.739 --> 01:06:02.099
would be for Uncle Rob's tips for life, okay?
01:06:02.099 --> 01:06:05.019
It would be under that umbrella. So people, you
01:06:05.019 --> 01:06:07.280
will be getting them. Sorry, we have a life.
01:06:08.119 --> 01:06:11.880
Like I said earlier, I've got vacation coming.
01:06:12.260 --> 01:06:15.159
I'm going to have some extra time. So yeah, I'll
01:06:15.159 --> 01:06:17.010
be able to do stuff like that. Yeah, and don't
01:06:17.010 --> 01:06:18.769
get me wrong. I love the fact that they care
01:06:18.769 --> 01:06:21.389
so much that they send in you know messages saying
01:06:21.389 --> 01:06:24.150
hey We want more of them. That's fantastic. We
01:06:24.150 --> 01:06:29.869
couldn't ask for anything better but But it's
01:06:29.869 --> 01:06:32.269
everything takes time, you know, we just hope
01:06:32.269 --> 01:06:35.929
that at the end you enjoy our podcast and it's
01:06:35.929 --> 01:06:37.969
a quality product for right now and then we'll
01:06:37.969 --> 01:06:42.510
get to everything else later, so All right An
01:06:42.510 --> 01:06:45.949
autopsy technician reveals the most bizarre ways
01:06:45.949 --> 01:06:48.909
her patients have died and the common act that
01:06:48.909 --> 01:06:55.690
kills many. All right. An autopsy technician
01:06:55.690 --> 01:06:59.590
is arguing, no not arguing, is urging, this goes
01:06:59.590 --> 01:07:03.570
back to me changing my damn inkjet. All right.
01:07:03.610 --> 01:07:06.690
An autopsy technician is urging elderly people
01:07:06.690 --> 01:07:10.190
to avoid eating steak. saying she's seen multiple
01:07:10.190 --> 01:07:13.309
patients who died due to choking on the meat.
01:07:14.230 --> 01:07:16.929
Dolly, who works for a Colorado morgue, made
01:07:16.929 --> 01:07:19.469
the claim in an interview with Newsweek, saying
01:07:19.469 --> 01:07:22.369
it's one of the most frighteningly common ways
01:07:22.369 --> 01:07:25.610
people end up dead. You can't chew anymore, she
01:07:25.610 --> 01:07:28.090
told the publication. You're going to choke and
01:07:28.090 --> 01:07:30.349
die, and then you end up in the morgue, and I
01:07:30.349 --> 01:07:32.969
have to retrieve it from your esophagus. It is
01:07:32.969 --> 01:07:37.710
disgusting. That's the most common way elderly
01:07:37.710 --> 01:07:40.409
people die. So my personal suggestion is this
01:07:40.409 --> 01:07:43.329
right here to the elderly is to have ground steak.
01:07:44.210 --> 01:07:46.409
It's still steak, but it's ground and put into
01:07:46.409 --> 01:07:50.789
a nice meat patty for you. You can still A1 it
01:07:50.789 --> 01:07:54.190
or Heinz 57 it or even garlic or saute onion
01:07:54.190 --> 01:07:58.449
it. You can do all that. You know, I'll go for,
01:07:58.449 --> 01:08:03.099
you know. I'll go for that many times because
01:08:03.099 --> 01:08:06.300
steak sticks between your teeth. And then I have
01:08:06.300 --> 01:08:08.500
to water pick it because they have too many crowns
01:08:08.500 --> 01:08:11.099
to floss. So it's a big pain in the ass. I'd
01:08:11.099 --> 01:08:14.159
rather just eat a hamburger steak. It's still
01:08:14.159 --> 01:08:16.819
rib eye, but it's ground up and put into a hamburger
01:08:16.819 --> 01:08:19.399
patty. It's much easier like that. And Justin
01:08:19.399 --> 01:08:21.439
Jim's, they have a really good ground steak and
01:08:21.439 --> 01:08:24.640
it's served on a hot plate. So, you know if I
01:08:24.640 --> 01:08:26.720
don't feel like water picking for hours later,
01:08:26.720 --> 01:08:29.140
you know, that's what I do I will eat a steak
01:08:29.140 --> 01:08:30.939
every now and then but Rob, do you like it like
01:08:30.939 --> 01:08:36.060
that too? ground steak Yeah, the older I've got
01:08:36.060 --> 01:08:39.159
I would put through it that way myself yeah,
01:08:39.159 --> 01:08:44.140
and and teeth problems and Digesting, you know,
01:08:44.500 --> 01:08:49.039
yeah, I I see what that lady is saying because
01:08:49.399 --> 01:08:52.279
There's a lot of times I'll go to swallow a piece
01:08:52.279 --> 01:08:55.100
of meat and that way I don't get chewed up enough
01:08:55.100 --> 01:08:58.520
and it gets lodged. Oh my god, I feel like I'm
01:08:58.520 --> 01:09:01.140
gonna die, you know? Yeah, I do the same thing
01:09:01.140 --> 01:09:03.760
and then you got the damn mess of a steak and
01:09:03.760 --> 01:09:05.500
what I talk about that is because I've had a
01:09:05.500 --> 01:09:08.680
lot of crowns and I just have meat all over in
01:09:08.680 --> 01:09:11.500
those fucking things. Yeah, it's really disgusting.
01:09:12.239 --> 01:09:16.250
So yeah, okay. Meanwhile, the 32 -year -old Colorado
01:09:16.250 --> 01:09:19.590
resident urged people to avoid getting into altercations,
01:09:19.810 --> 01:09:22.710
revealing that countless cold corpses have been
01:09:22.710 --> 01:09:25.189
wheeled into the morgue after a violent spat.
01:09:26.970 --> 01:09:29.670
She said, do not ever say these words to somebody.
01:09:29.909 --> 01:09:32.130
What are you going to do? Stab me? Or what are
01:09:32.130 --> 01:09:38.750
you going to do? Shoot me? They are. Don't say
01:09:38.750 --> 01:09:41.489
that. I can tell you how many people I have optopsied.
01:09:41.770 --> 01:09:45.670
And those were their last words. So you know
01:09:45.670 --> 01:09:47.470
what, Rob, I come to this conclusion. I'm going
01:09:47.470 --> 01:09:49.430
to get a spat with somebody. Here's what I'm
01:09:49.430 --> 01:09:50.670
going to do. I'm going to say, what are you going
01:09:50.670 --> 01:09:57.130
to do? Call me a dummy? Oh, yeah? Well, you're
01:09:57.130 --> 01:10:00.449
a dummy. Oh, man. Oh, god. You went to the dummy
01:10:00.449 --> 01:10:06.970
card. I don't know what to do. So those are suggestions.
01:10:07.590 --> 01:10:10.489
Yes, that's right. Either that or they shoot
01:10:10.489 --> 01:10:16.069
you anyhow. What a dumbass. Those who performed
01:10:16.069 --> 01:10:19.189
autopsies also include victims of steamrolling
01:10:19.189 --> 01:10:26.829
and skydiving accidents. Steamrolling, Rob. Steamrolling.
01:10:27.890 --> 01:10:32.569
Oh my god. Steamrolling. I mean, how did they
01:10:32.569 --> 01:10:38.170
do the autopsy in a bucket? Here's your liquid
01:10:38.170 --> 01:10:43.220
corpse. Yeah, put it down there Yeah, yeah, yeah,
01:10:43.220 --> 01:10:48.859
that was him. Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah steamroller
01:10:48.859 --> 01:10:51.199
killed him. Yes. Yeah, you're right. You're correct
01:10:51.199 --> 01:10:54.060
All right, take the bucket in the freezer the
01:10:54.060 --> 01:10:56.439
the the funeral home might need it for something
01:10:56.439 --> 01:11:04.920
You know Also, she said There's been plane crashes
01:11:04.920 --> 01:11:07.600
and mining disasters as well as people who've
01:11:07.600 --> 01:11:16.300
been decapitated Anyhow yeah, yeah Rob you have
01:11:16.300 --> 01:11:18.739
any comments on that at all or do you do you
01:11:18.739 --> 01:11:20.939
just want to go into something else? You know
01:11:20.939 --> 01:11:31.869
steamrollers and all this stuff. Yeah I don't
01:11:31.869 --> 01:11:34.729
know their clothing get caught in and it drags
01:11:34.729 --> 01:11:36.890
in it, but they shouldn't be that close to it.
01:11:36.970 --> 01:11:43.869
I know that's what yeah, that's And the steamroller
01:11:43.869 --> 01:11:46.890
doesn't slow anybody can now you know, yeah,
01:11:46.890 --> 01:11:50.369
they can outmaneuver it easily No, I know that's
01:11:50.369 --> 01:11:53.350
the other thing too. Rob is okay. Someone doesn't
01:11:53.350 --> 01:11:57.010
see you There you are steamroller coming at you.
01:11:57.010 --> 01:12:02.029
It's coming at you very slow Yeah The only thing
01:12:02.029 --> 01:12:04.489
I can think is what you said that you're wearing
01:12:04.489 --> 01:12:06.550
a flannel. It's a little chilly outside It's
01:12:06.550 --> 01:12:08.550
autumn. It's late autumn. It's getting on. I
01:12:08.550 --> 01:12:12.350
don't know mid November. Okay, and You got a
01:12:12.350 --> 01:12:16.029
flannel on Your steamroller has some sort of
01:12:16.029 --> 01:12:18.149
an issue It's got some sort of tape or something
01:12:18.149 --> 01:12:21.090
on it and you reach down there to pick the tape
01:12:21.090 --> 01:12:24.949
off The steamroller grabs your shirt and pulls
01:12:24.949 --> 01:12:32.979
you under Right Yeah, I mean that's the only
01:12:32.979 --> 01:12:35.460
thing I could think of but you still they go
01:12:35.460 --> 01:12:39.159
so slow Wouldn't you have the option of tearing
01:12:39.159 --> 01:12:45.079
it off of you or shutting the machine down? You
01:12:45.079 --> 01:12:47.479
know what here's what I'm gonna do after the
01:12:47.479 --> 01:12:50.439
podcast of course and I will let everybody know
01:12:50.439 --> 01:12:56.760
Tuesday night I'm gonna look at up Steamrolling
01:12:56.760 --> 01:13:00.989
accidents. Yeah. Okay, that's what I'll do So,
01:13:01.409 --> 01:13:05.130
okay Rob, you got something. Yeah, I do. All
01:13:05.130 --> 01:13:09.470
right. In the dense greenery of Brazil's Atlantic
01:13:09.470 --> 01:13:12.909
coast, botanists have long walked past a drab
01:13:12.909 --> 01:13:18.310
shrub called Trima, my cramped up bloom. I actually
01:13:18.310 --> 01:13:21.189
got that one. I actually got it. Cool. You did.
01:13:22.449 --> 01:13:25.590
Until recently, no one suspected its berries
01:13:25.590 --> 01:13:28.630
and blossoms contained an active ingredient.
01:13:28.890 --> 01:13:32.470
already worth billions of dollars worldwide.
01:13:34.390 --> 01:13:40.489
This compound is cannabidol, CBD. Why this study
01:13:40.489 --> 01:13:44.069
for easing seizures, anxiety, and chronic pain
01:13:44.069 --> 01:13:47.250
without the mind altering high in marijuana?
01:13:48.109 --> 01:13:51.250
The possibility of harvesting CBD from a fast
01:13:51.250 --> 01:13:54.750
growing plant that governments do not regulate.
01:13:55.239 --> 01:13:59.199
as tightly as cannabis could reshape both agriculture
01:13:59.199 --> 01:14:03.720
and medicine. Hemp farms in the United States,
01:14:03.760 --> 01:14:07.380
for example, need extensive lysing testing and
01:14:07.380 --> 01:14:13.039
security. Thermomicrantha, by contrast, spreads
01:14:13.039 --> 01:14:18.460
like roadside weed and grows from seed to flowering
01:14:18.460 --> 01:14:26.020
in a single tropical season. That would be cool
01:14:26.020 --> 01:14:30.199
if they are. It would make it more plentiful
01:14:30.199 --> 01:14:36.359
for people that do need it, you know? Yeah. Yeah.
01:14:37.939 --> 01:14:41.039
If it's more plentiful, it might drive down the
01:14:41.039 --> 01:14:43.159
price a little bit for everybody. Yeah, because
01:14:43.159 --> 01:14:45.979
the price is still pretty damn pricey for any
01:14:45.979 --> 01:14:48.699
type of CBD stuff. And to me, it doesn't make
01:14:48.699 --> 01:14:51.710
a lot of sense because... I mean, they also use
01:14:51.710 --> 01:14:55.890
the other part of the marijuana plant for the
01:14:55.890 --> 01:15:01.090
regular THC stuff, right? Right. So, I don't
01:15:01.090 --> 01:15:03.050
know. I mean, it might be the process. I guess
01:15:03.050 --> 01:15:06.949
it would be just that plant, nothing else. Yeah,
01:15:07.210 --> 01:15:09.689
yeah. See, I like that idea. Keep it separate.
01:15:10.970 --> 01:15:15.159
Yeah. But you yeah, you know what? It's probably
01:15:15.159 --> 01:15:17.659
that right there And then the people that process
01:15:17.659 --> 01:15:20.460
CBD doesn't have anything to do with THC and
01:15:20.460 --> 01:15:23.680
it probably they can streamline it better, right?
01:15:24.819 --> 01:15:26.640
Okay, probably would that would be great if it
01:15:26.640 --> 01:15:30.119
drove down the price because it is pricey I've
01:15:30.119 --> 01:15:33.020
had dogs on it before and it's really helped
01:15:33.020 --> 01:15:36.199
their joint pain and walking around elderly dogs,
01:15:36.199 --> 01:15:41.489
you know And actually, my good friend, Bob, he
01:15:41.489 --> 01:15:44.250
is kind of like a second father to me. He passed
01:15:44.250 --> 01:15:48.470
away a few years back, but he was on CBD. And
01:15:48.470 --> 01:15:50.750
he had a lot of aching joints and arthritis and
01:15:50.750 --> 01:15:53.010
it was the only thing that helped him at all.
01:15:54.170 --> 01:15:57.670
So, there are a lot of good in it. So, all right.
01:15:58.930 --> 01:16:03.850
Rob, do you know what Freeze branding is? Yes.
01:16:04.810 --> 01:16:08.479
Oh, you do? okay well yeah you know i think i
01:16:08.479 --> 01:16:10.760
i thought i read something about it the other
01:16:10.760 --> 01:16:14.079
day well also it it happens on a farm so you
01:16:14.079 --> 01:16:17.560
might know it from there too doctors are warning
01:16:17.560 --> 01:16:20.560
the youngsters about this viral hazard this is
01:16:20.560 --> 01:16:25.079
a tattoo alternative so the zeers and uh millennials
01:16:25.079 --> 01:16:28.140
mostly are into this new form of skin art actually
01:16:28.140 --> 01:16:31.060
this is a way to tattoo your skin using liquid
01:16:31.060 --> 01:16:35.909
nitrogen This process is mainly used on horses
01:16:35.909 --> 01:16:39.250
and livestock. Cryobranding is this cute little
01:16:39.250 --> 01:16:42.489
nickname. It's a technique that involves cryogenic
01:16:42.489 --> 01:16:46.409
cooling instead of heat to destroy pigment cells
01:16:46.409 --> 01:16:49.329
and hair follicles of an animal leaving a lasting
01:16:49.329 --> 01:16:53.109
logo. The new craze can cause a deep infection
01:16:53.109 --> 01:16:56.649
called cellulitis. This is a result of the deep
01:16:56.649 --> 01:17:00.189
burn the marked leaves. In addition to cellulitis,
01:17:00.430 --> 01:17:03.869
is this burn that can also lead to a bacterial
01:17:03.869 --> 01:17:08.670
infection of the blood called sepsis, which is
01:17:08.670 --> 01:17:12.189
extremely, it is no joke, it can be fatal a lot
01:17:12.189 --> 01:17:16.109
of times. I actually knew someone that got a
01:17:16.109 --> 01:17:19.489
partial branding before she got away. A friend
01:17:19.489 --> 01:17:23.090
of mine was dating her. She lived in those apartments
01:17:23.090 --> 01:17:26.109
behind the old 7 -11 on North Scott. It's been
01:17:26.109 --> 01:17:29.029
shut down for years. Do you remember those apartments
01:17:29.029 --> 01:17:35.550
back there? Yeah, Belton Plaza, years ago. Yeah,
01:17:35.609 --> 01:17:38.310
Belton Plaza. Yep, that is it. Yeah, back in
01:17:38.310 --> 01:17:49.850
the 80s. Yeah, yeah. So anyhow, her ex -boyfriend
01:17:49.850 --> 01:17:52.329
was like in this gang or something, and they
01:17:52.329 --> 01:17:54.449
were into branding women back then. And this
01:17:54.449 --> 01:18:00.970
was late 80s. And she got away. They're trying
01:18:00.970 --> 01:18:03.789
to brand her and they're using this technique
01:18:03.789 --> 01:18:06.930
back then. So like now, instead of it like being
01:18:06.930 --> 01:18:11.770
like a gang thing, it's like worked his way into,
01:18:11.770 --> 01:18:16.130
uh, into, um, you know, modern society and to,
01:18:16.510 --> 01:18:21.470
you know, so, wow, that's pretty crazy. Um, so,
01:18:21.550 --> 01:18:25.710
um, and then in the weight, there's more file
01:18:25.710 --> 01:18:32.600
Rob Sharpie lip is a new viral deal. You might
01:18:32.600 --> 01:18:35.140
have guessed, the rocket scientists are outlining
01:18:35.140 --> 01:18:38.640
their lips with a Sharpie. Have you seen any
01:18:38.640 --> 01:18:41.359
of that on the internet? No, that I have not.
01:18:41.500 --> 01:18:46.420
Oh. No, I did just read an article about that
01:18:46.420 --> 01:18:49.420
just the other day. Okay. Well, eventually there's
01:18:49.420 --> 01:18:52.380
quite a few toxins in the Sharpie ink that could
01:18:52.380 --> 01:18:55.319
even lead to poisoning and possible blindness.
01:18:58.619 --> 01:19:02.920
You know... I'd love to see that. Rob we need
01:19:02.920 --> 01:19:05.399
to go to Home Depot and buy some crooked boards
01:19:05.399 --> 01:19:08.220
and build these poor board kids a fucking ramp
01:19:08.220 --> 01:19:11.640
or a fort or maybe even a treehouse They really
01:19:11.640 --> 01:19:16.760
need a hobby Yeah, yeah if you're marking your
01:19:16.760 --> 01:19:19.800
lips with a magic marker to make them stand out
01:19:19.800 --> 01:19:23.260
more You need us to build you a fort you need
01:19:23.260 --> 01:19:30.569
to go have some You have too much time so We
01:19:30.569 --> 01:19:33.609
beg them to get off the video games. This is
01:19:33.609 --> 01:19:38.590
what we did have they sharpie their lips You
01:19:38.590 --> 01:19:42.229
know what that's a good old never mind go ahead
01:19:42.229 --> 01:19:49.069
go ahead and go back to the video games Anyhow,
01:19:49.069 --> 01:19:51.109
I don't think I have any more to speak about
01:19:51.109 --> 01:19:55.130
that. I mean, I don't know what else to say Yeah,
01:19:55.130 --> 01:20:00.800
yeah. All right, Rob. You got something uh...
01:20:00.800 --> 01:20:04.359
yes stevie nixon wendy buckingham have again
01:20:04.359 --> 01:20:08.760
invigorated the bleak woodbath band both music
01:20:08.760 --> 01:20:11.920
legends who have been part of the seminal seventies
01:20:11.920 --> 01:20:16.279
era rock band separately posted song lyrics on
01:20:16.279 --> 01:20:20.279
their individual x -pages thursday morning sparking
01:20:20.279 --> 01:20:23.260
a flurry of excitement and hope online that the
01:20:23.260 --> 01:20:27.439
notoriously on again off again musical coho four
01:20:27.439 --> 01:20:32.899
chords would rejoin forces once more. If you
01:20:32.899 --> 01:20:37.340
go forward, Nick's posted on her ex -page before
01:20:37.340 --> 01:20:42.600
Buckingham posted all an answer to buy a half
01:20:42.600 --> 01:20:46.239
-hour later writing, I'll meet you there. The
01:20:46.239 --> 01:20:48.939
lyrics complete a line from the song, Frozen
01:20:48.939 --> 01:20:54.800
Love, from the duo's 1973 album, Buckingham Nicks,
01:20:55.159 --> 01:20:59.520
their soul combined effort. studio effort before
01:20:59.520 --> 01:21:03.699
they joined Fleetwood Mac one year later. Nick
01:21:03.699 --> 01:21:07.079
Fleetwood referenced the same song on Wednesday
01:21:07.079 --> 01:21:11.520
in a video posted to his Instagram page showing
01:21:11.520 --> 01:21:15.140
him listening to the track saying, it's all in
01:21:15.140 --> 01:21:19.840
the song. It's in the music that played on so
01:21:19.840 --> 01:21:23.859
many years. It's magic then, magic now. What
01:21:23.859 --> 01:21:28.630
a thrill. Okay. They were in a huge fight, remember?
01:21:29.390 --> 01:21:32.029
Lindsay Buckingham and Fleetwood Mac. He was
01:21:32.029 --> 01:21:34.369
suing them or something. They kicked him off
01:21:34.369 --> 01:21:38.449
of the tour. Yeah. Think they made up? Well,
01:21:38.770 --> 01:21:42.489
there's been, you know, people have been wondering
01:21:42.489 --> 01:21:47.310
if they even asked Stevie Nicks if they would,
01:21:47.489 --> 01:21:50.369
and Mickey would, if there would be a reunion.
01:21:51.210 --> 01:21:54.890
And they all agree it would not be right without...
01:21:54.970 --> 01:22:01.390
Christine McVie. Okay, yeah. Passed away in 2022.
01:22:01.510 --> 01:22:08.090
I would have to agree. She was such... But Stevie
01:22:08.090 --> 01:22:12.949
and Lindsay could get together and do something,
01:22:13.069 --> 01:22:16.430
just the two of them. So it sounds like they
01:22:16.430 --> 01:22:18.689
all get along now at least. I mean, why would
01:22:18.689 --> 01:22:26.119
McVie would do all that? Yeah. Hmm. Yeah, Mick
01:22:26.119 --> 01:22:31.119
Fleetwood even said something So this sounds
01:22:31.119 --> 01:22:34.100
like it's gonna be another Buckingham Knicks
01:22:34.100 --> 01:22:40.060
Yeah, that's a speculation And Mick Fleetwood
01:22:40.060 --> 01:22:43.180
is nothing in writing, but you know something
01:22:43.180 --> 01:22:47.239
they're throwing out there I Find this extremely
01:22:47.239 --> 01:22:50.159
peculiar because they were so mad at each other
01:22:50.159 --> 01:22:53.439
and suing and all that stuff and then all of
01:22:53.439 --> 01:22:55.609
a sudden It looks like it's not going to have
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anything to do with Fleetwood Mac because that's
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done because Christie McPhee died. Right. I don't
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know why he would be supporting this other act
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when they were at odds with each other. It's
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just a weird day. Isn't it weird? Time forgives.
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I guess so. That's awesome. Over time, people...
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Look at Ozzy and Jakey Lee. Yes, time heals all
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wounds. Time heals wounds, it does. Well, and
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it's interesting too, because the whole Jakey
01:23:37.710 --> 01:23:45.090
Lee rumors were fueled because of them all talking
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for so long. So like I said, I don't know if
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that's ever come to fruition because, number
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one, I don't know if Ozzy's even capable of doing
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songs anymore. It takes a lot to do songs. It
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takes a lot, you know? And he's obviously in
01:24:01.600 --> 01:24:04.020
bad health. Number two, Jakey Lee can't play
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guitar like he used to. So I think people are
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taking a lot for granted on there. I would love,
01:24:10.560 --> 01:24:12.420
love if that happened, but I don't think it's
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gonna happen. I think that they just merely got
01:24:15.279 --> 01:24:18.039
together, like you said, time heals all wounds.
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I think it was time for everyone to make peace
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with each other, and I'm glad they did. And it
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sounds like Fleetwood Mac did that too. So that's
01:24:26.800 --> 01:24:31.239
good. I hope so. Cool. So when the world ends
01:24:31.239 --> 01:24:33.180
here in a couple of weeks, they're all going
01:24:33.180 --> 01:24:35.960
to be friends when they die. That's great. Right.
01:24:36.399 --> 01:24:40.060
All right, good. So I will not be making friends
01:24:40.060 --> 01:24:43.039
with any of my enemies. I want to go to the afterlife
01:24:43.039 --> 01:24:45.420
hating them like I have in the real life here.
01:24:46.140 --> 01:24:50.949
Or this life or whatever. Yep. Yep. So all right,
01:24:50.949 --> 01:24:52.789
Rob, do you want to keep going or do you want
01:24:52.789 --> 01:24:54.869
to shut this down? Because you got a long week.
01:24:56.149 --> 01:25:00.210
Yeah, we're back six to four this week and 100
01:25:00.210 --> 01:25:04.130
degree weather. So all right. Well, I guess we're
01:25:04.130 --> 01:25:06.470
going to go in and shut this shit show down.
01:25:07.430 --> 01:25:10.250
So Opal is doing a little bit better, Rob. She's
01:25:10.250 --> 01:25:14.970
done a little bit better. Yeah, so we are praying
01:25:14.970 --> 01:25:18.390
for you and thinking about you, Opal. Jimmy promised
01:25:18.390 --> 01:25:21.170
he's playing the shows to her, and she's very
01:25:21.170 --> 01:25:24.510
happy. And we gotta have like an Opal day or
01:25:24.510 --> 01:25:27.369
something. She is the best. Yeah, we need something.
01:25:28.850 --> 01:25:35.109
Yep. Yep, so anyhow. Oh, and shout out to Albuquerque.
01:25:35.670 --> 01:25:39.090
Oh, yes. Yeah, thank you. Thank you, yeah. Albuquerque,
01:25:39.310 --> 01:25:41.409
thank you. We love you guys. Hey, how did the
01:25:41.409 --> 01:25:47.930
unofficial meet and greet go? Oh, yes. Actually,
01:25:49.649 --> 01:25:54.170
that place was so packed, you probably wouldn't
01:25:54.170 --> 01:25:59.710
have known where I was. I mean, everybody was
01:25:59.710 --> 01:26:02.529
off the water. I mean, that place was packed.
01:26:03.390 --> 01:26:06.350
The parking lot, everything. What's the name
01:26:06.350 --> 01:26:11.590
of it again? People everywhere. Frankie and Louie's.
01:26:11.789 --> 01:26:13.789
Frankie and Louie's, okay. What is it like a
01:26:13.789 --> 01:26:18.289
pool hold bar? Sunrise Beach. It's a bar that
01:26:18.289 --> 01:26:21.689
you can bar and grill, whatever. You can pull
01:26:21.689 --> 01:26:27.510
up in your vehicle or you come in by water. Who
01:26:27.510 --> 01:26:31.409
was the chick that rode us from Sunrise Beach
01:26:31.409 --> 01:26:35.250
or Osage Beach? Frida. Frida. Okay, you said
01:26:35.250 --> 01:26:40.819
you deciphered something. I think what she was
01:26:40.819 --> 01:26:46.199
simply trying to say is she knows what goes on
01:26:46.199 --> 01:26:50.539
around Osage Beach. Yeah, and that makes sense,
01:26:50.939 --> 01:26:54.420
the way it was written. I think we were making
01:26:54.420 --> 01:26:56.960
too much of it. I think you're right. Well, free
01:26:56.960 --> 01:26:59.159
to write us back, please, because I think Rob
01:26:59.159 --> 01:27:02.060
decoded it for us, and I think that's probably
01:27:02.060 --> 01:27:05.340
it. And I, like a dumbass, completely missed
01:27:05.340 --> 01:27:08.199
it. I had time to think about it. go over what
01:27:08.199 --> 01:27:11.060
what was said you know because we are on the
01:27:11.060 --> 01:27:15.039
spot so you know yeah and i read it again and
01:27:15.039 --> 01:27:18.500
you're right that is probably the context yes
01:27:18.500 --> 01:27:20.840
yeah i agree i think that's the way she meant
01:27:20.840 --> 01:27:22.960
it i just didn't catch it like that i'm glad
01:27:22.960 --> 01:27:26.659
you did so frida sorry about that for you yeah
01:27:26.659 --> 01:27:30.720
right us back yeah sorry frida i'm a little slow
01:27:30.720 --> 01:27:35.600
i guess that night so so anyhow rob caught it
01:27:35.600 --> 01:27:38.140
though so we're good Anyhow, thank you all for
01:27:38.140 --> 01:27:42.039
listening. Good night, assholes. Good night,
01:27:42.260 --> 01:27:46.720
assholes. Oh no. Looks like the show's over,
01:27:47.199 --> 01:27:50.180
kids. Mark has explosive diarrhea and can't afford
01:27:50.180 --> 01:27:53.680
a wireless mic. Fear not, assholes. They'll be
01:27:53.680 --> 01:27:55.399
back invading your ear holes soon.