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Ai Is more of a danger than
nuclear weapons. I believe it is.
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I believe it. Those things do
freak me out for the future because,
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honestly, I just don't want them
to turn against us and they could overpower
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us. There's a there is a
movie or something of the sort. No,
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outside of that, there's a movie
or a TV series on Disney called
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year million. Yeah, and it's
seven our youth. Yeah, but it's
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about it's about like this. The
first episode shows this girl being born and
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then being raised and like this is, I think an hour episode, and
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then she gets into our car wreck
and dies, but her parents take her
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brain and put it in like a
clone of her, so or this clone
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is just identical to her, and
I'm like that's fucked up. Yeah,
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it works, but they're saying in
the future, according to this video or
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movie, that's what they're going to
do with Walt Disney's body. That's why,
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I mean it has, if it's
not already happened, and he's been
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running Walt Disney. That's entire time. Speaking of which, man, tell
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me Florida is a just taken over. Florida is taking over. I I
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mean there's Florida men and like.
I mean that is a real thing,
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but the fact that, like they
ad taxed Disney, they took that right
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away from them. I'm like,
Yo, about fucking time, because they
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get to do whatever they were Disney
pretty much gets to do whatever they want.
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And finally they're they're getting just do
I feel yeah, among other things,
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Elon musk buying twitter and all these
Lib tards are just losing their shit
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and it's like hey, Bro,
we have a voice to we should be
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able to we should be able to
voice our opinions as well, and I
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feel like I mean regardless where I
line, even though I I say that
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I a line, more are right
than I do left. I think the
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liberals have every right to voice their
opinions. Yeah, regardless of the right
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or wrong, but for them to
suppress our voice is just asinine. You
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know, one day that get you
off, but one day we won't.
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We won't even have a Democratic Party. It's going to go. They're going
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to get rid of the democratical party
and they're going to make it as socialist
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or Communist Party. Yeah, versus
the right, like Democrats will not be
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around. NOPE, because they've literally
lost the sight of democracy. It is
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become socialism and communism. Yeah,
I honestly haven't met a true old school
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like Democrat in a while. I
do they even exist? I don't even
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like everybody who I've met that we're
on the left or like radicalizing, like.
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Well, they were way, way
left. See, like my my
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sister is a Democrat, but she's
a reasonable Democrats. She can see both
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lanes, just like how I'm.
I leave more right, but I can
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see where they get their concerns absolutely, like I can. I'm not ignorant,
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like I understand what you're talking about, and this is my way of
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approaching your problem on this side.
And then, real like, we have
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discussions and shit, but like,
you get some people who are so far
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left that they can't even fathom the
fact that you do. Somebody has a
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different opinion. Yeah, it's ridiculous. Yeah, and then it's socialism,
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baby. It's crazy how it's become. And like, I don't assume Eli
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is Eli Musk I don't care where
your lines he says some very liberal things,
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he says some conservative things. It
doesn't matter if the fact that he
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sees, I feel like he just
sees righting. Yet it exactly it's just
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like how we should be treated and
how we shouldn't be treated. In some
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of his things are very progressive,
and it's not progressive in a bad way.
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I mean like we do need to
move forward past a lot of our
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mistakes, but the point of the
the point of living, is to learn
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from your mistakes and to teach how
not to relive those mistakes, because if
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you continue to make those mistakes,
you're doomed to repeat it. And Fascist
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people in Germany are now fascist people
in America and they're suppressing people's opinions because
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they don't agree with them. You
show me a video earlier. Well,
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I got a glimpse of it and
I wish we could play it without getting
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in trouble for copyright. Huh,
which video? The one with Jamie Fox?
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Oh yeah, the one I got
to listen to. But how to
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walk away and Peel over your bathroom
floor? Apparently, naety. It was
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on the note boys. It's on
what? NOPE, boys, but milk.
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Okay, I'll have to look it
up. Trump was on their podcast
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who trump was, and trump said
this episode will get deleted by Blah Blah,
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blah, Blah Blah. Twenty four
hours later, after I got released,
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I got taken down, get the
fuck out of here. That's a
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real that's real thine. I'll have
to have to say something that I have.
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I have a bone to pick with
and I'll only I've I really only
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noticed it in the past couple days
because I currently live with my grandfather now.
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I'm helping to take care of him, but I see these commercials coming
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on about these candidates and it's like
trump conservative, trump did trump that,
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and I'm like, how about you
shove that up your fucking ass and say
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for the people, stop using trump, because real people, like real conservatives,
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real constitutionalist, real libertarians, real
people want what's best for people,
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not because it was aligned with trump. Yes, trump woke people up,
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trump did some good things, trump
did some stupid things, trump tweeted out
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mean things and hurt people's feelings,
but don't align yourself and say, Oh,
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we're a trump conservative, because that's
hogwash. How about you be for
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the American people? And I my
grandfather is a conservative, and you know
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you will, we'll talk about it
all the time, but he's one of
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those old schools and so he still
believes in some things, which is cool
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whatever. Believe what you believe he's
not this whole fact fake, titious racist
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Republican that the everybody Paints Old Republicans
to be. But in reality, what
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they what these yeah, I mean, without pointing fingers, who the real
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fascist in the racist people are?
Yes, but he's like, you know,
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I think trump was a good president. I said, yeah, I
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think so too. Was He the
best? No, he was a president.
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Did he do better for our country? Yes, did he do some
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bad? Sure. Could he have
helped more? Yeah, but what could
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he have done with his hands were
tied? You know, doing this,
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but you know, trying to make
things better, when you got the Congress
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in the Oh, what am I? What it is? Congress? Yeah,
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you get Congress. Yeah, you
got Congress tie in, your hands
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up and not allowing you to do
these things, and they create in same
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thing happens when there's a dinner Crad
in the office. Maybe not now because
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the voices are suppressed, but our
I can't even say Democrats anymore, when
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you have the socialist in the office, that are right. I mean like
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they're controlling Congress right now, when
you got your hand side and you can't
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really do much. Do I think
trump's going to be our an expert?
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Is President? Probably not, because
if they took it from him the first
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time, they're not going to let
it happen the second time. That's what
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aggravates me. Like, after this
shit like blew up, they even admit
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it, that they cheated. Yeah, like the open the laptop controversy.
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They were like it's all true,
lay everything, and nobody batter than I.
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Nope, Fuck Bit. The government
literally just said there's aliens, and
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still nobody gets nobody said a word. No, I guess a fuck.
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You know why? It's because her
being fed this Johnny Depp fucking trial day,
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like what will submith? Whatever happened
to the MAXINE glit? She was
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found guilty. She was found guilty. Do they ever go through her black
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book or whatever? Yes, are
they going to arrest everybody that was in
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it? That's what the the whole
thing is going on now. That's the
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reason why I, like all these
companies are going bankrupt, and has seen
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something about it, and that's what
made me bring up to Elon Musk bind
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twitter and then saying the things that
he was saying. Is because all of
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these big corporations are there's a lot
of things that are going on that's not
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being brought to the public currently,
and all these important people of these top
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like companies are starting to like disappear, yeah, going out of the public
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eye. Maybe not disappearing, but
like stepping away from the Public God,
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getting away from the light. Yeah, because everything is coming out. Do
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I think it's going to happen overnight? appsolutely not. Do I think this
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is something we can recover from.
Not Anytime in the next five years.
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This is going to be a long
term realignment of things, and I will
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say that is one thing that our
former president did, trump did, was
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wake up a lot of people.
If anything, this past election was to
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wake people up and show that things
can be rigged. Yeah, and that
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they attack. They attacked us by
showing that our votes don't matter, and
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that sucks because for the long song
I thought it did, and I mean,
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I do think it persuades, but
I mean easily need for them to
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do some shit like that. I
mean it may have some leniency, but
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it's not. That's not the final
say, not anymore. And I feel
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like trump may run again. How
does I run again? I I don't
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see him winning, but it really
depends on who's his running mate. Like
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it. I really feel like if
de Santis was to run, he'll with
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him. If the SANTIS was to
run from with trump as vice president,
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landslide. I mean he was a
landslide already. There's you're telling realion that
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the santis is going to run on
his own and then by mid by midway,
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they'll go. They'll yeah, collaborate
and and listen, ice is back
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with the brand new invention. That's
not the lyricus, but I always that's
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why I change the last word.
Yeah, you can't copyright me. When
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I change the last word. It's
like it's not do Doo Doo, Doo,
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Doo Doo Doo, it's do,
do, do, do, do,
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do, do the dude do at
the end. Yeah, that's the
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same interview. That happened when he
was in a lawsuit over the same thing.
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It's like, brother, it's just
say fucking. It's the same.
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It's the same thing, but I
change the word. He didn't. I
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don't know. I don't know.
I'm going with it. Just let me.
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Let me, let me live.
My last is let me live dead.
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Let me move brought peacock. Damn
it, you gotta let me fly
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up I'd be really impressive you could
tell me what movie that was. Wrong,
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I don't have a clue. The
other guys, but is that the
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other guys? Yeah, it's a
will ferrell and mark. Oh Shit,
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yes, I knew that. Just
let him have it, just let him
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have it. I'm a peacock,
damn it. You gotta let me fly
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with gaps. Yeah, and the
guy looked at the other way. He's
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like, peacocks don't fly. He's
like, just let him have it.
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I totally forgot that movie. Great
Movie, man. What other good movies
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you like or what other movies out
there you think are good? There's a
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lot. There's an older movies.
Predator is a good and warm sorzenagger.
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Damn good, he was in Predator. Yeah, I didn't not know that.
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Whoa what? That didn't what I've
I don't watch alien or Predator.
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Remember, the most manliest handshake ever
to be seen on TV was in that
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movie. Are you kidding me?
I don't know what you're talking about.
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My God, I don't even care
about copyrights at this point. You need
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a freaking see this. It's a
famous seat. You know, the guy
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who played as Apolo, creating rocky
yeah, he's in it and his name
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is Dylan in the movie. Okay, yeah, I've never watched any predators
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nor alien movies. So alien versus
Predator under watch those, my boy.
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I mean I've seen like glimpses of
it, but it's never been something that
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I've been into. He's like Dylan, you son of a bitch, and
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the just the fucking clap, like
their hands when they collide. Okay,
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turn my friend's cat into a dog, like what I swear is this,
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like, I don't know what you
mean by that reference. He turns your
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cat and doing dog. I didn't
have a beard until I seen this scene.
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Oh, straight up masculinity. Go
ahead and push play when you feel
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okay, okay, Oh shit,
go ahead, whish, play when you
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feel Oh, yes, I've seen
this, look at that. Yeah,
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fucking they use memes for that.
Yeah, Bro, it's I can see
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the testosterone flowing off the phone.
I give it back before the fucking thing.
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You get the point. Push.
Yeah, I've seen that. I
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don't even know. I didn't know
what you're talking about and now I've seem
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a yeah, I've seen that,
dude, fucking classic. I don't man,
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my favorite movies are all like to
me or I love them, but
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when I tell other people they're like
what, let me hear pink floyd the
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wall, Jane Sign, that Bob
any teaching Chong movie. I mean,
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I'm not a stoner, but just
telling you those pine Applix Press Fan heys
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funny. That taught what. That
scene where fucking oh boy gets the ashtray
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chucked Adam and the way it bounces
is hh got me. It takes me
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what you ever seen Grandma's boy?
Yes, you remember Dante, the weird
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do that always an Adams handon movies. Yeah, spokes me. This is
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the Frankinstein man. You know what
I mean? Yeah, a monkey or
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something, Dude. There's a season
drug dealer. Yeah, but there's a
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scene where he's like do you hear
something? He was like yeah. He's
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like do you hear like a phone
ringing, and he was like yeah,
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your phones R he's like Oh,
then a brain cancer. For a second.
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There's just something like that. Dude. I spat out my coke and
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just laugh. It was just it's
a phenomenal, phenomenal movies. I love
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comedy movies. That is my that
is my shit. I love funny movies.
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I love the weed dickn Fark joke
movies, the Corny comedies, wedding
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crashers. Yes, hall pass,
that's a funny one. Yes, what
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is it? Euro trip, as
well as schools. It wasn't me.
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It's goods me. Was it you
that haven't watched it and you finally watch?
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Y'All, fuck, I watched the
years ago. Was it right,
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Daniel Day? crispy? Probably,
no, I don't even know how.
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I probably was dying. Probably was
crispin. Honestly. Yeah, act we
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referenced it like an episode, one
of our couple first couple episodes, where
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she was like you got something on
it, because you can't do that anymore.
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You can't have any kind of movies
like that. Well, are you
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talking about this? The HOT TUB
scene? Yeah, he's like, Oh,
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this is where I parked my car. Yeah, and then he was
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telling old girl that she had something
on her trist he's like, no,
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underneath that. And then make sure
powsy was our. She was already naked
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it. He was like, all, you got something on your chest right
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there that she's like. He was
making he was manipulating her to rubber boob.
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What did you think about the movie
girl next door, girl next door.
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You've never seen that? I think
I have, probably too young.
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No, blond girl right, yes, really hot blond girl. Yeah,
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it's a nerdy kid that lives next
door. Yeah, I remember it,
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I just don't remember it well enough
now, Snow, she was hot and
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I had a crush on blonds at
that point in time. I feel like
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I probably shouldn't say anything. But
all right, this may not be for
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everybody, but this is how it
was for me growing up. Okay,
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Blond's was a stage like would yeah, boy, but when you go to
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manhood, you know, burnette's or
Burnet's are there? Burn a hundred percent.
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I feel like blonds are just it's
a face wild and free and you
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know you're young, you're of low
S, early teens or late teens,
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early S. you're just like,
Oh yeah, blond, bombshell, fucking
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Kate Hudson looking ass and but at
the end of the day, when you're
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sipping bourbon and you're just like you
want to Fick Burnette, yes, cheeking,
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you want that. Yes, I
feel on fuckness. Yes, I
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agree with you a hundred percent.
Yeah, there are very beautiful, tractive
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blinds there. They're everywhere. I
mean agree, everywhere, everywhere, but
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when I come home I want a
Brenette. I could not agree more.
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I could not agree more. And
I always get accused of having a thing
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for blonds and I'm just like,
I mean, yeah, they're attractive.
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Oh yeah, I mean I might. My sweet tooth is those thick shooshet
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Burnett's, and I know this is
good. Give me so much shit,
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but I just I love me some
take Burnett's. I like the Blue Eyes,
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I like the Brown eyes. Yeah, that is a that is gonna
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Blue Eyes as long as there burnette. Oh Man, I'm good. Have
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you not seen them? Blue a
Burnett? Yeah, see, shut up
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and take my money. That sounded
really bad, but like, no,
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I don't real hay prostitutes, but
I did. Gonna flashback from DASHVILLE.
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You're like yeah, so what I'm
a massage is get over it. Oh
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my God, when did I say
that? When we were leaving sovereign and
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no, it was taking us to
the Ryman. What maybe what prompt me
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to say? I was in there
was just a bunch of girls and you
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were just like show me your tits. Well, I mean that. Yeah,
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it was just something stupid to say. They I clearly knew they wasn't
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going to fucking show you their boobs
or anything, but but just like she
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was like what the fuck you just
say? It was like, I'm a
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massage, just get over it.
And we took what's like, that's funny.
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Just say those just fun because,
like the other day I picked up
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my grandfather from the airport and my
mom was in the car and there I
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don't know, I just blurted out
some random shit and my mom just started
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laughing. She goes, you've done
that since you were a child. I
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like, I can't fucking help it. It's like some random as shit.
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I'm assuming that's why, because I
don't I was not drunk and I don't
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remember that. I do I remember
me saying I remember saying I was a
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massage and his deal with it,
but I don't remember like what happened Brian
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to that, probably because it's happened
so many times you just don't even you
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know who says something weird. What? Kevin, as in Kevin. Yeah,
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I remember one time he was in
the back seat of my car with
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the window cracked like this bad.
Okay, well, the baby a little
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bit, a little bit cracked,
and me and crispin was in the front
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seat with our windows all the way
down. So there's a van next to
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us and a mom with with like
a plethora of children, and the man
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ready you know what he said,
look at the children like this is screamed
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at the top of his lungs,
and this ladys like looking Aroush, she's
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looking at us, and we were
just like rolling up the window. Have
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you ever seen dropped by insults on
Youtube? I think so. Yeah,
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so when they first came out,
my buddy was like, dude, they've
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been watching you, because we could
not be in the islands on a nice
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day in the windows we rolled down
because I would yell out the most fucking
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obscene shit, like if I seen
a couple walking together, and it's not
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like it just would come out.
It just fucker. I did well if
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I seen two dudes walking by each
other. But he's a good cock sucker.
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I just weird shit. Yeah,
it's funny because like sometimes be a
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day I will will say stupid shit, but we're we graduated, we upgraded,
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we get on that fucking intercome.
I was going to I wasn't going
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to incriminate. We use that pace. It's so funny because no windows were
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coming from nobody's expecting to come out
of his car, you know what I
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mean? Yeah, and it's really
funny because the PA system, well,
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it's like the receiver and all this
shit from Amazon, but like the actual
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thing is from a cop car.
So it's like super loud. And there
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was this one time he was like
get off the fucking carve and just like
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whatever, just yell at people.
I should. They're just like looking around
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like what the fuck, and it's
just his car, like it doesn't even
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sound like it's coming from his car. No, it does it it sounds
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like it's coming from other places.
Yeah, which is weird how he does
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that and her I as it like
that. I would love to have one
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in my car. Well, I
mean, yeah, I probably shouldn't.
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Definitely not. We would get asked
to leave Nashville. We would have a
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lifetime ban on Nashville. I pray
that never happens. Get a police escort
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outside of Nashville. Oh my God, that would that would be I've gotten
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so much upcoming dates in Nashville that
I actually nice. But, like I
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said, I can't go unless I'm
like with me people, well, you
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and like, well, more than
just you and I. I would need
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why? I mean, and I
could enough. You are good enough,
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but it's so fucking crowded. Like, I'm not, I'm not like a
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super downtown. There's other places we
could have went. Yeah, but I'm
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just saying, like we go downtown, we need to like formation and at
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least for people. Yeah, you
know what I mean. But, like,
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I don't do good in crowds.
But Dod or not, like that's
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the only thing that like trips.
My anxiety is being being around everybody you
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know. Yeah, absolutely, I'm
like around familiarity, like around people that
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I know. Yeah, that you're
comfortable enough, fable with, I can,
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I can relax a little. I
noticed that because, like it was
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just you, and I mean you
were okay. Then Travis came along and
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you got like a little come,
you got comfortable with it, and then
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Noah came along and then me and
Nora realized that we fucking knew each other.
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Yeah, and which was just crazy. I would love to hang out
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with those guys again and I would
love to meet shy. Shy is everybody
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fucking puts that dude on a pedestal. I would really, really like the
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meeting. It is crazy how just
amazing shy is Shay you banks from the
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band savage after midnight. I had
to I had the opportunity in the what
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is the word privileged, to meet
him a couple of years ago and had
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no idea who he was. I
just mad him as shy, super cool
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dude, and then I mentioned something. I was helping a friend moved to
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Nashville and I mentioned something to my
fiance and she was just like you don't
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know who that is? I'm the
no fucking he's just shot. She goes
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know that shy from savage after midnight. He tours around with sign and shine
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down. I was like get the
fuck out of here and if I know
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those him. Yeah, okay.
And could you see yourself moving in Ashville?
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Hundred was it really? Yeah,
it's a little crowded. I mean
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see, like the outer cities.
Oh, I've been. I've been in
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Mount Juliet or Mount Juelah or whatever. Like I mean Tennessee is beautiful.
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Oh, black it. I like
it. It's just like when I go
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into the heart of downtown, it's
just downtown. It is just downtown likes
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like it like, I mean it's
like that scattered but like like majority of
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the people like it's just touristy downtown. If you're outside of downtown, it's
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nothing like that. It's yeah,
it's like same matthews. It's like do
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you know Barkstown Road? But not
at what's more crowded in Marstown road?
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Oh No, I'm thinking outside of
downtown Nashville. Yeah, it's like it's
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like the highlands. It's it's like
same matthews. It's chilled as fuck outside
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of Broadway. Broadway is like the
the where we were at Mecca. Yeah,
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it's that's where it's like, but
outside of that it's you. Yeah,
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I mean we if we wouldn't went
to operay mills mall, probably would
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have been busy because it's grand lobbery
and it's one of the bigger malls in
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Nashville, but it would have been
like St Matthew's and Oxmore Mall combined.
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Yeah, it's that big. Well, you said you've been I've been there.
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I've been there. It's chill outside
of like Broadway. Yeah, like,
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I like Mount Jelah. I thought
that was really pretty. It's really
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close to Priests Lake. God,
that's a pretty ass like not, I'm
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not familiar with that. I'll tell
you know. They're really pretty spot and
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it's right off of two hundred and
sixty five and shoey. It's extra thirty
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one old Henry. It's a little
puning earlier. Oh yeah, by Rogers
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Group. Yeah, I have would
ever since I was a kid and I
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seen that. I always wanted to
finish my mouth waters. Every time we
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go right, every time I get
off over there, like as a kid
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we would get off on old Henry
and go wherever and I'm like, one
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day I'm going to fish there.
One day I'm going to fish there.
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I would love to take a canoe
out there. I seen guys on kayaks.
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Yeah, you have to work there
or know someone and you're want you
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fucking she's gonna chip up there and
just ask them. I'd be like,
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is it okay if I finish this
pawd? I mean worst always say is
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no, yeah, the worst they
can say is now, and then we
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still do it and get kicked out. Yeah, it can't be a two
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beards at a Bo about somebody getting
kicked out. Mercy. It's only something
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new here. was that make it
a trend? Now I'd rather not.
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Mr Nudist. Yeah, I'm not
a nudist, Bro Parcel. I was
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just without a shirt onny places.
Many places I've been my entire life without
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a shirt. I can't count that
high. Yeah, I mean like growing
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up, like living where I was
living, my my neighbors would you know,
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would bring me back to my mom's
because sometimes I wouldn't be wearing a
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shirt, sometimes I wouldn't wear shorts
and a lot of the times I didn't
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wear shoes. I mean, I
guess I would have underwear on. I
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just like a lot of the time
I would walk out in the neighborhood in
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just my underwear. No shirt,
no shorts, no shoes. That I
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get the no shoes thing, but
I've always wore shorts. We're pants.
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Well, not all of us have
toddler legs as cock. So I mean
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you can't walk anywhere with I was
toldly started only fans. You should.
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Why not? The guys that were
to make fun of my toddler leg?
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Now they say I should started only
fans to call it Malatough MIC Mo.
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That's little bro Pun intended Pun intend
it. Now you should I've jokingly said
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I was going to make an only
fans because whether I get gay dudes or
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chicks, I mean, it's only
for money. It's not like I plan
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on meeting up with anyone. Right, but majority of my stick would be
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like doing house chores, like chicks
love seeing Chubby dudes. Are have a
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thing for Chubby dudes. And then
doing housework. There would be flicking the
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bean to that shit. And even
gay dudes are like, Oh, love
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Chubby beard at mean yeah, they'll
be slipping in, slide all over the
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snail trail. Yeah, I got
that Jewsberry. I mean, of course
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I would wear like an apron.
I might wear my man Tom I mean,
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you can't be a complete whore.
Yeah, I mean I might show
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my dangle. I mean it's you
go to my fucking only fans page.
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I'll be anothering but fucking assholes like
I just just your buttle. Yeah,
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you would just pose pictures of your
box. Yeah, I just got pay
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if I can see this long.
That's another one. So I would I
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would give some teasers out and like, if you want to buy this photo,
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you have to pay such and such
for it. Right, and it
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would just be me and a t
shirt or me in a sock, and
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they're still not even getting to see
the the glory. Yeah, or be
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me and fully clis fully clothed.
Had make them pay for it because apparently
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once they pay they cannot get their
money back. But I think that would
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only go on for so long before
someone would catch on him, like,
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I'm not gonna buy this one.
So every once in a while you got
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to throw out one of those feet
picks. Or that's a thing, like
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at a real fetish. It apparently
is. My friend amber says she sells
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feet pigs and dirty socks all the
time, and I think that is disgusting.
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Yeah, I don't mind like rubbing
on Braindy's feet. Well, I
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mean that's just being yeah, or
like, sometimes I'll kiss the top of
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her feet, but that's his pretty
there's no toe sucking, there's no like
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look in the foot pussies. Now
I will, I will unsuspectedly spit on
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her foot and not like a it's
like one of those slobbers, because she's
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00:33:53.039 --> 00:33:59.119
enjoying that foot massage, am I, and I get it really sloppy and
406
00:33:59.279 --> 00:34:02.480
then I'll like, I'll let it
dribble down on her foot and then like
407
00:34:02.680 --> 00:34:07.799
run away because if I don't Shill, throw something at me or kick the
408
00:34:07.799 --> 00:34:10.280
shit out of me, I would. That's gross. That's all Ayous,
409
00:34:12.280 --> 00:34:15.639
because she used to always I'd be
bending over getting something and she'd spit down
410
00:34:15.719 --> 00:34:20.800
the butt crack. Yeah, you
already know where how I feel about that.
411
00:34:20.920 --> 00:34:24.079
I'm not about that. Nash.
Still spitting on each other. Shit,
412
00:34:24.480 --> 00:34:29.880
it's not like spitting on each other. No, okay, now I
413
00:34:30.119 --> 00:34:35.880
have to ask. Have you ever
when you're choking a girl and you ever
414
00:34:36.000 --> 00:34:46.639
spit in her mouth? Now,
have you ever let a girl spit in
415
00:34:46.719 --> 00:34:55.239
your mouth? Never, let a
girl spit in my mouth. That's fucking
416
00:34:55.400 --> 00:35:02.360
trifling, your fucking horror. Okay, maybe once and I was like,
417
00:35:02.480 --> 00:35:06.320
okay, this isn't my thing.
I will spit in your mouth. You
418
00:35:06.360 --> 00:35:10.079
will never spit in my mouth because
I'm not into it. I tried it
419
00:35:10.199 --> 00:35:15.599
one time and it wasn't one thing. You gotta be a lover and a
420
00:35:15.679 --> 00:35:22.159
giver. Hey, I'm I'm a
giver, but I cannot take spit in
421
00:35:22.239 --> 00:35:24.920
my mouth. I can't have a
girl spit in my mouth and like another.
422
00:35:27.920 --> 00:35:31.719
We've had these dirty conversations before,
like I remember the first time it's
423
00:35:31.760 --> 00:35:37.599
girl gave me the sloppiest toppy and
how some of it driveled down to my
424
00:35:37.679 --> 00:35:40.440
butt hole and I was like,
I can't do it. Weird a dude.
425
00:35:40.480 --> 00:35:44.519
You get my balls wet, I'm
cool with it. There's another dude
426
00:35:44.559 --> 00:35:46.000
at work that's like that. I'm
like, that's how you could. That's
427
00:35:46.039 --> 00:35:50.239
how you tell it's a good wait's
a good blow job with my balls was
428
00:35:50.360 --> 00:35:53.480
soaking wet, but when my asshole
gets wet from it, it turns me
429
00:35:53.559 --> 00:35:58.039
out. It reminds me of like
swamp ass. fucking. Why do you
430
00:35:58.119 --> 00:36:01.079
think about having swamp ass when getting
a blue drop? It's not that I
431
00:36:01.239 --> 00:36:07.960
think about it, it's just when
I had when I have moisture in that
432
00:36:07.159 --> 00:36:14.320
area, it makes me uncomfortable.
I immediately I walking around Nashville. I
433
00:36:14.400 --> 00:36:17.880
went to the bathroom how many times
to make sure I didn't have swamp ass
434
00:36:19.280 --> 00:36:22.880
because I had moisture there and it
was uncomfortable for me. You wouldn't have
435
00:36:22.960 --> 00:36:25.679
had moisture in there if you wouldn't
have war the Guinea pants. Hey,
436
00:36:25.880 --> 00:36:30.920
dude, I was looking for Resh. You did like I was. It
437
00:36:30.079 --> 00:36:34.719
was damn your united. Yeah,
well, I didn't prepare for that,
438
00:36:35.400 --> 00:36:38.800
and I should have wore shorts until
we were going inside. Yeah, because
439
00:36:38.800 --> 00:36:45.000
I would have changed the whole dynamic. Yeah, I should have changed to
440
00:36:45.559 --> 00:36:52.119
yeah, lesson learned, indeed,
life lesson. I agree with you on
441
00:36:52.199 --> 00:36:59.440
that. But yeah, yeah,
just so, I mean like spitting and
442
00:36:59.519 --> 00:37:04.119
girls mouths for it. You're letting
a girl like, why you'R do you
443
00:37:04.199 --> 00:37:08.119
let her spit in your mouth?
For Real? Am I judging you?
444
00:37:08.199 --> 00:37:15.360
I just like one time, one
time, I bet you back talk Rachel
445
00:37:15.440 --> 00:37:20.440
and she grabs you by your throat
goes you like yes, ma'am, no,
446
00:37:22.400 --> 00:37:27.519
for was I don't even they should
reach my throat. She's got a
447
00:37:27.559 --> 00:37:36.239
step stolds wait for you to talk
about and Oh my God, Thug Nasty's
448
00:37:36.280 --> 00:37:40.360
about. That should a little wappy
up one good time. Yeah, one
449
00:37:40.400 --> 00:37:45.840
time we were sleeping and she's silly. I'm sleep all huge. Snore,
450
00:37:45.960 --> 00:37:50.800
Bro I know, I snoh God, you snore, but she also snores,
451
00:37:51.280 --> 00:37:54.920
like she snores to but like she
snores really bad when she's sick.
452
00:37:57.119 --> 00:38:00.280
So, like I'm glading hers,
I give her like a forty five minute
453
00:38:00.320 --> 00:38:02.400
a start so she can go to
sleep, so I could sleep, because
454
00:38:02.480 --> 00:38:07.079
once she's asleep. I don't wake
her up. This half. Her straight
455
00:38:07.239 --> 00:38:14.239
up gut punches me and as a
like a Combo like, she punches me
456
00:38:14.360 --> 00:38:19.159
in the chest and kicks me in
the stomach, like no joke. It
457
00:38:19.360 --> 00:38:22.760
pissed me off so bad I almost
fucking picked her up with throughout the room.
458
00:38:22.079 --> 00:38:27.199
Oh brother, like, I wasn't
even near her. We got a
459
00:38:29.320 --> 00:38:32.320
California King or King or whatever like
if I almost takes something the entire room.
460
00:38:34.239 --> 00:38:38.280
Okay, I'm all the way over
and she climbs on my side.
461
00:38:38.360 --> 00:38:45.440
If I could be shit out of
me. I have a advocat size mattress.
462
00:38:45.719 --> 00:38:52.400
I use probably a foot of it, brandy uses the other eight foot
463
00:38:52.559 --> 00:38:57.280
of it, and then when our
child some sleep in the bed, she
464
00:38:57.480 --> 00:39:02.519
takes the other four and a half
foot of it. But I don't know,
465
00:39:02.599 --> 00:39:09.599
I have to clear my throat again. One night we laid down Jim
466
00:39:09.760 --> 00:39:15.000
a brainy and already went to sleep. I'm up editing the PODCAST and I
467
00:39:15.079 --> 00:39:20.199
come laid down in bench. She
goes, I was laying down like just
468
00:39:20.400 --> 00:39:23.679
make checking all the socials before I
went to bed, whatever, and then
469
00:39:23.800 --> 00:39:28.679
she looks, raises up, looks
right at me, goes, Oh really,
470
00:39:28.920 --> 00:39:31.440
you want to fight and I'm like
what the fuck is going on?
471
00:39:32.480 --> 00:39:36.159
She goes yeah, that's what I
thought, and the lays right back down
472
00:39:36.880 --> 00:39:40.239
and I'm like, okay, this
is weird. I go, I you
473
00:39:40.320 --> 00:39:43.480
know, I go to give her
a kids good night. I roll back
474
00:39:43.559 --> 00:39:46.480
over because I have to sleep by
my left side because my right hand is
475
00:39:46.559 --> 00:39:52.079
still whatever, and the next thing
I know I get slapped and I'm like,
476
00:39:52.199 --> 00:39:55.760
are you fucking kidding me? Like, I mean, this wasn't like
477
00:39:55.920 --> 00:40:00.719
no baby slap. I mean I
felt like she came from the other side
478
00:40:00.719 --> 00:40:05.360
of the universe and just boom and
tip of her fingers fucking touch. No,
479
00:40:05.840 --> 00:40:08.880
she pummed my ear. What I'm
saying was she oh, all the
480
00:40:08.920 --> 00:40:13.320
way back, if I can slapped. Yeah, it's like smack the her
481
00:40:13.400 --> 00:40:15.960
fingertips was touching her heels. Yeah, slap the fuck out. It's like
482
00:40:16.159 --> 00:40:24.280
she just boom and I she woke
up when she hit me because it hurt
483
00:40:24.400 --> 00:40:30.320
her hand as hard as she hit
me, and I'm just like never again,
484
00:40:31.559 --> 00:40:36.960
never again. I'm going to start
wearing a helmet to bed because I'm
485
00:40:37.000 --> 00:40:39.079
not getting hit like that. Kids
out. It took everything you mean,
486
00:40:39.119 --> 00:40:44.559
to not fight her like a boy, let me fucking tell you, I
487
00:40:44.639 --> 00:40:47.639
almost fucking gave her back to her
dad. There's no receipt, Bro,
488
00:40:47.880 --> 00:40:51.920
it don't matter. I'll leave her
on the front porch. There's no receipt.
489
00:40:52.440 --> 00:40:55.679
As she does it maybe twice a
month, I'm like, girl,
490
00:40:55.760 --> 00:40:59.159
I even tell her. I was
like, I swear, next time you
491
00:40:59.280 --> 00:41:01.000
doing it, we're fucking boxing.
Well, that's what happens. Like you
492
00:41:01.159 --> 00:41:05.079
don't want a kid. You don't
want a kid because, if you think
493
00:41:05.239 --> 00:41:09.119
Rachel's bad sleeping, your kids going
to be worse. Because, Jim,
494
00:41:10.280 --> 00:41:14.320
I won't put her on one side
of the bed and I won't put her
495
00:41:14.360 --> 00:41:16.199
like uncomfortably on one side of the
bed, like I'll make sure there's like
496
00:41:17.440 --> 00:41:22.760
she's got yeah bit, and somehow
she gets up inside of my ribs and
497
00:41:22.960 --> 00:41:29.039
will kick me and punch me and
will stretch me out like I'm the doughboy.
498
00:41:30.199 --> 00:41:32.800
Excuse me. And you you think
Rachel Will Rachel small enough to be
499
00:41:32.920 --> 00:41:37.559
a toddler? For one, she's
got bony ass knuckles. Yeah, and
500
00:41:37.719 --> 00:41:44.079
they hurt, but you know she
is. She's an average size of a
501
00:41:44.199 --> 00:41:46.960
doddler, Bro. So I just
imagine having a kid in the bed with
502
00:41:47.159 --> 00:41:53.280
you when because you're gonna it's going
to happen your your daughter. I pray
503
00:41:53.320 --> 00:41:58.079
you have a daughter. Your daughter
will be sleeping in the bed between you
504
00:41:58.159 --> 00:42:00.960
two. I'm just gonna say that
was fucked up. No, it's a
505
00:42:01.079 --> 00:42:06.440
blessing, my friend. It is
the greatest. I mean, I'm gonna
506
00:42:06.599 --> 00:42:08.840
be happy with whatever I get,
but I prefer a boy. I want
507
00:42:08.880 --> 00:42:14.880
to be a sports dad so bad. Yeah, but then that sports boy
508
00:42:15.440 --> 00:42:19.840
will be a mama's boy and it's
going to irk you. That really?
509
00:42:20.239 --> 00:42:24.320
Yeah, you say that now,
because I'm like, let me find my
510
00:42:24.480 --> 00:42:28.440
son hates me. I was.
I was a mama's boy. Yeah,
511
00:42:28.679 --> 00:42:34.159
your Mama's boy, but when your
spawn isn't a daddy's boy, it pisses
512
00:42:34.280 --> 00:42:38.239
you off. My spawn, my
daughter, is all about her daddy.
513
00:42:39.599 --> 00:42:45.000
LOVES HER DADDY AND LOVES TO MISS
HER DADDY. So when she like,
514
00:42:45.159 --> 00:42:50.119
when I come in now, Dude, she left me a voice smeil yesterday
515
00:42:50.800 --> 00:42:57.320
she called me and says hi,
we doing and I'll, I'll might,
516
00:42:57.440 --> 00:43:00.079
dude. I will cherish this for
the rest of my life. Say,
517
00:43:00.119 --> 00:43:02.519
I think this is the cutest if
fuck, yeah, I was you this.
518
00:43:02.639 --> 00:43:07.760
She puts her little booties in your
suitcase. Yes, when we are.
519
00:43:07.880 --> 00:43:10.159
When I was leaving, she knew
I was leaving and she put a
520
00:43:10.199 --> 00:43:15.719
boot in my suit and my backpack
so I would not forget her. Yeah,
521
00:43:15.760 --> 00:43:20.079
and I'm like, well, Dude, she's got me so wrapped around
522
00:43:20.119 --> 00:43:22.400
her finger. I mean, how
many times did I call her when I
523
00:43:22.480 --> 00:43:25.960
was a natural? At least five
times. Yeah, minimum. Yeah,
524
00:43:28.039 --> 00:43:30.599
because there's but we were at a
speak easy and you were facetime at her.
525
00:43:31.840 --> 00:43:36.280
We were to speak easy. Yeah, we here in town. Oh,
526
00:43:36.679 --> 00:43:39.280
yeah, yeah, and that Thursday
night I thought, well, I
527
00:43:39.360 --> 00:43:43.880
can't help and when she calls,
it's like nothing else matters. I get
528
00:43:43.920 --> 00:43:45.480
it. I have to stop and
talk to her. Do it. I
529
00:43:46.039 --> 00:43:49.960
applaud you for being a great dad. How that girl. That's what I
530
00:43:50.079 --> 00:43:52.760
was telling like all my other friends
who have kids, whatever. I'm like,
531
00:43:52.880 --> 00:43:58.159
if you can't sl me because of
your gear kids, I completely get
532
00:43:58.199 --> 00:44:01.480
it. Yeah, like, don't
ever, like I told Daniel, I
533
00:44:01.639 --> 00:44:06.679
was like Dad's like Dad said,
got to be a dad first before a
534
00:44:06.760 --> 00:44:08.960
friend after. I get it.
You know, I prefer you to be
535
00:44:09.119 --> 00:44:15.599
like. This is because another friend
of mine, he's a dad, kind
536
00:44:15.599 --> 00:44:19.800
of like a reason his kids like
to in like we were supposed to go
537
00:44:19.880 --> 00:44:22.960
hang out and go drink and Yada, Yada. And he was like man,
538
00:44:22.119 --> 00:44:24.440
you know this, this and this. I was like, okay,
539
00:44:24.559 --> 00:44:29.320
whatever, you know whatever. Well, the next time we hung out he
540
00:44:29.440 --> 00:44:31.639
was like, a man, I
actually had to go fucking take my kid,
541
00:44:31.960 --> 00:44:35.039
do this, go to the Dannist. But I like, Bro,
542
00:44:35.239 --> 00:44:37.039
what the fuck, I don't care, that's fine, be a dad.
543
00:44:37.960 --> 00:44:40.920
Like, I'm not gonna Fault you
for that. What the Fuck, Guy?
544
00:44:42.320 --> 00:44:45.639
Some kids don't have that privilege.
Yeah, like, and some baby
545
00:44:45.760 --> 00:44:53.599
mother's rather their children not have that
privilege. Yeah, as fucking that's some
546
00:44:53.800 --> 00:44:58.039
ignorish shit. I've read the first
sentence. I was like, Oh,
547
00:44:58.119 --> 00:45:00.920
that's fun. Well, I wouldn't
even even talking about that. But then
548
00:45:00.960 --> 00:45:04.960
when that was shown to me,
I was like fuck this bitch. And
549
00:45:05.159 --> 00:45:07.840
then old girl was like, Yo, that's my cousin, and I'm like
550
00:45:07.559 --> 00:45:12.800
still, fuck that fuck head,
bitch. I mean not many. Let
551
00:45:12.840 --> 00:45:17.400
me okay, with the highest of
respect, fuck that hop yeah, like,
552
00:45:17.639 --> 00:45:22.400
come on, like how you gonna
be that ignorant? Okay, no,
553
00:45:22.679 --> 00:45:25.840
child need no father. Look,
eat, it doesn't even matter if
554
00:45:25.920 --> 00:45:30.400
it's like their biological they need a
father, they need a male figure.
555
00:45:30.840 --> 00:45:34.559
Yeah, and they need a female
figure like it. Both roles are very,
556
00:45:35.519 --> 00:45:37.920
very important to the child. Yeah, see, like my grandpa and
557
00:45:38.000 --> 00:45:44.239
my uncle's were a huge part because, like, my dad wasn't there.
558
00:45:44.679 --> 00:45:47.559
I mean he was, but he
wasn't. Yeah, my dad was what
559
00:45:47.679 --> 00:45:52.000
he was it. Yeah, so, like he may not even have been
560
00:45:52.039 --> 00:45:53.280
there, like, I mean he
may as well. If not, I've
561
00:45:53.360 --> 00:45:55.880
been there, is what I meant. But, like, if it wasn't
562
00:45:55.880 --> 00:46:01.239
for my GRANDPA, like I believe
it was because of my Grandpa, my
563
00:46:01.360 --> 00:46:05.880
grandparents in general, is why I'm
an old soul, you know what I
564
00:46:05.960 --> 00:46:09.239
mean. And then my uncle's kind
of got me caught up to speed.
565
00:46:12.119 --> 00:46:15.039
I mean my mom's the one the
time. I play football, baseball,
566
00:46:15.000 --> 00:46:20.960
she taught me how to ride a
bike. Your mom. There is not
567
00:46:21.599 --> 00:46:25.119
enough good things I can say about
your mother, Dude. She's the fucking
568
00:46:25.360 --> 00:46:29.840
every time you bring up your mom, I almost blush because I fuck ny
569
00:46:30.079 --> 00:46:32.159
her, who hates me. Yeah, will only come over here to talk
570
00:46:32.239 --> 00:46:36.639
to me if and asking my mom's
she's she waved it me the other day.
571
00:46:36.960 --> 00:46:38.719
She hates me. I have no
what I don't even know what I
572
00:46:38.800 --> 00:46:43.599
did. She hates me, though. She hates Rachel. She's divorced.
573
00:46:44.199 --> 00:46:47.239
I'm telling you, Bro like it's
her daughter was nice. Her daughter was
574
00:46:47.280 --> 00:46:51.199
living with her for a while.
Yeah, and I me and her daughter,
575
00:46:51.320 --> 00:46:53.039
we would talk like I'd take the
trash own. We would sit there
576
00:46:53.079 --> 00:46:57.639
and just talk whatever, her daughter. That's who waved to me. I
577
00:46:57.679 --> 00:47:00.320
have no idea. I just know
there was a girl next door. She
578
00:47:00.519 --> 00:47:06.599
just like Huh, like long.
She looked older than me. Oh than
579
00:47:06.679 --> 00:47:08.719
that. That's the lady that lives
there. Okay, and she had a
580
00:47:08.800 --> 00:47:14.719
couple of boyfriends and I was like, you know what, whatever makes her
581
00:47:14.840 --> 00:47:19.079
night, because there is this one
guy who was visiting her, you know,
582
00:47:19.239 --> 00:47:21.800
because I'd leave, I leave my
house at like four in the morning,
583
00:47:21.960 --> 00:47:25.159
and that's when he's leaving her house. I was like hey, I
584
00:47:25.360 --> 00:47:30.199
like, well, getting girl,
Hey. When that motherfucker was around,
585
00:47:30.280 --> 00:47:34.880
though, she was nice, really
honest, good husband wasn't in town.
586
00:47:34.920 --> 00:47:37.960
That's what I her name was jody. Well her. She's been divorced.
587
00:47:39.079 --> 00:47:43.239
I wonder why. Yeah, I
wonder what to but either who either?
588
00:47:43.440 --> 00:47:45.320
either. I was like damn,
I even told that dude. I was
589
00:47:45.360 --> 00:47:49.280
like come by more often. Fuck, she's a lot nicer with you here.
590
00:47:49.360 --> 00:47:52.440
He's like Huh really, I was
like yeah, boy, I'm playing.
591
00:47:52.519 --> 00:47:58.159
She's and like if like a week
or so after that he quit coming
592
00:47:58.159 --> 00:48:02.000
around, but there's a new dude
over there, so hopefully he's given her
593
00:48:02.039 --> 00:48:07.960
the good dickens, because I really
need her to be nice. You have
594
00:48:08.119 --> 00:48:12.840
the you have an episode, lost
one can mom. Even my neighbors that
595
00:48:13.000 --> 00:48:19.800
moved loved my mom. I mean, how can you not love that woman?
596
00:48:19.960 --> 00:48:22.519
And my mom's going to come over
tomorrow and help me with the love
597
00:48:22.599 --> 00:48:24.239
of rock. It's good. Talked
all my fack and I can't be here
598
00:48:24.320 --> 00:48:28.880
for that. You want to help
me with the yard work? Just tomorrow,
599
00:48:28.960 --> 00:48:32.880
Friday? Yeah, I need to
get home to my dog. Yeah,
600
00:48:35.480 --> 00:48:42.159
but I can bring my dog down
jklm in a peak. No Man
601
00:48:42.679 --> 00:48:45.960
would love to, but I get
it. I gotta show tomorrow night.
602
00:48:46.000 --> 00:48:50.280
You got to show tomorrow night too. That's tomorrow night. Yeah, let
603
00:48:50.400 --> 00:48:53.679
me go see a friend of mine, Mr Bikey. Who Mr Bikey?
604
00:48:53.760 --> 00:48:59.079
He's a comedian, bike e bike. Where's he? Where's he performing?
605
00:48:59.159 --> 00:49:01.920
He's performing a planet of the tapes. Oh, planed of the tapes.
606
00:49:02.079 --> 00:49:06.119
YEA, yeah, you're going to
be very surprised when you walk into that
607
00:49:06.199 --> 00:49:10.400
place. I walked into it before. HMM, I walked into it before
608
00:49:10.599 --> 00:49:14.159
because did it wouldn't mean you then
walked in. There you have me and
609
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Daniel. Yeah, because I was
like planet of the tape, so I
610
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was yeah, that like shit all
over the walls. Yeah, it was
611
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really cool. Yeah, it's it's
a little dive Barsh I thought was teacent
612
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different because it doesn't look like that
from the outside. It looks like a
613
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little small shack and then you open
up the door and it's let me see
614
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that guy with dreads. Yeah,
I want to see because I might know
615
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somebody else that's on that Uncle Randy. No, I don't know any of
616
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these people. HMM, I don't
want to look at that. Oh my
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God, here you go, give
it this shit. Yeah, I mean
618
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it'd be dope. And I'm going
to go see my boy Austin Burns,
619
00:50:00.159 --> 00:50:06.960
who is back in the band penny
royal, who just recently dropped some new
620
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music on Youtube. They got their
name from I don't know if they taught
621
00:50:13.320 --> 00:50:17.719
you that's in private school, but
you know how they have regions of Kentucky.
622
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What do you know any of the
regions? Not, I thought my
623
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head. Okay, I mean like
region. So you have the ether,
624
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eastern attack, you have the eastern
coal fill, Western coal field, the
625
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penny royals, the knobs and the
the BLUEGRASS. I can tell you right
626
00:50:37.599 --> 00:50:42.320
now you're saying petty royal. That's
not it. It's pretty Ryle, pretty
627
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Ryle, trust me. I know
a guy who's from petty royle and I
628
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said Petty Roll. Know, so
it is a region, not like it's
629
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not like a city. Yeah,
but like where is it? Penny Roll,
630
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pretty ryle. There's a golf course
there and every yeah, yeah,
631
00:51:02.519 --> 00:51:07.880
that's actually there's a good penny ryle
is like. So the bluegrass would be
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like the northern part and then the
KNOBS, which is below. Yeah,
633
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I mean I get it. I'm
just saying if you was to tell somebody
634
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who was from there and you called
it petty royal, they're gonna get upset,
635
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just like how when I moved here
to Barstown, I call it a
636
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flaggot street and they were like,
excuse me, it's a flash A.
637
00:51:27.119 --> 00:51:31.000
Yeah, as like okay, I
think it's weird too that they call it
638
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Flagg A. I was like east, where's he's Flaggett and they were like
639
00:51:36.840 --> 00:51:39.320
it's Flagh a and you're on it. Okay. I'm like, who,
640
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take it easy, just moved here. There's another street to that's French as
641
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fucking I miss pronounced every time.
Really. Yeah, here in Barnstone,
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really fringe, super fucking Frenchy.
We're a by by the McDonald's butcher.
643
00:52:01.079 --> 00:52:12.480
It for me. Blanca, Blanca, I think. Hmm, sorry,
644
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distracted. What things? Let me
see, what are things? You remember
645
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how the last episode I was talking
about Jordan, Greece. What? That's
646
00:52:34.960 --> 00:52:37.599
Jordan. GRACI's is really hot.
That's his it. My Buddy sent me
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00:52:37.679 --> 00:52:44.239
a jiff or gift, or whatever
you call it. I was like,
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all right, bet is a he's
like you almost realized your dream, my
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I guess. Oh yeah, so
I was like whatever, do like he
650
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I that mean that would have been
funny as fuck. That would have been
651
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I would have not known what to
do. I mean my nose could smell
652
00:53:15.719 --> 00:53:22.679
a free drink from a mile away. Yeah, let it go to Xaviers.
653
00:53:22.760 --> 00:53:27.599
Yes, go to exaviers. I'm
still in my work clothes, I'm
654
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still in my looking like a scrub. Close, let's go. Let's go
655
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have a nightcap and then I'll go
back home and then you'll come. Actually,
656
00:53:38.320 --> 00:53:42.639
you might. If I crash here
the I got to clean up the
657
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spare rooms. I don't care.
It's kind of a mess. It's always
658
00:53:45.880 --> 00:53:50.440
a mess every time I comeing to
walk right in there. You're gonna Oh,
659
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no, never mind, I don't
want to walk in on me.
660
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I'll sleep on my call. I
mean she's already in bed sleeping and she
661
00:53:54.159 --> 00:53:58.519
has all of her work shit.
Like, figure it out. You gonna
662
00:53:58.599 --> 00:54:00.360
walk in on me, like,
what are you doing here? She probably
663
00:54:00.800 --> 00:54:06.039
like, Whoa, what the fuck? If I want to give her heads
664
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up, she would have grabbed her
shit and put it in our room.
665
00:54:10.400 --> 00:54:14.000
Oh well, well, next time
maybe. Well, I mean, we
666
00:54:14.079 --> 00:54:16.239
don't have to get fucking shitty every
try. We go to the car.
667
00:54:16.400 --> 00:54:20.960
We don't get shitty every time.
It's just been the last two times.
668
00:54:21.440 --> 00:54:23.679
You've gotten shitty eight times. What
the fuck are you talking about? Last
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eight times? I think you're lost
here, my friend. I think you're
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lost, my friend. You know, it's really funny. One thing,
671
00:54:37.199 --> 00:54:43.760
it literally fucking snows balls, like
snowballs so quickly because, like, once
672
00:54:43.840 --> 00:54:47.440
we show up, we'll sit there
almost every single time. Bro Let me
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00:54:47.519 --> 00:54:51.239
tell you. Let me. I
try to tell him guy that works,
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like I tell the guys at work
all the fucking time. It starts out
675
00:54:53.440 --> 00:54:58.920
like this. Listen, we go
to the Bar, I buy one beer,
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I bump it to somebody that I
kind of know. Start a conversation.
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That guy buys me a drink.
I drank it. Okay, talk
678
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some more, run into another guy. That guy now buys me a drink.
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Every single time I go. I
tell the bartender you're doing a great
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job, that I keep it up. Bartender gives me a drink and literally
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I'll spend three dollars and get fucking
wasted. It's almost inevitable. It's southern
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hospitality out at it's fucking finest.
Yeah, all right. Well, I
683
00:55:37.400 --> 00:55:39.679
think we're going to wrap this up
and go get up Coldwin. I.
684
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You know what, I think it's
almost up. I might get some natty
685
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light instead. Do you have natty
down here? Are you kidding me?
686
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I mean like it bars not?
I mean I know they haven't a gas
687
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stations. I would like. I
would be genuinely surprised if they didn't.
688
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If they did not have natty,
let's go find out. Let's get some
689
00:56:02.199 --> 00:56:06.599
Bush lat taste. They don't at
least. Yeah, I love me to
690
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Fitty Beers. We're in Nashville right, two hundred and fifty here in Wolville
691
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or barge down. Well, I
ain't even at dollars, ninety nine dollars,
692
00:56:17.519 --> 00:56:21.920
but you get the twenty four ounces
can, which is still fucking with
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00:56:22.079 --> 00:56:25.360
dirty. She told them. I
remember this. I was we had legends.
694
00:56:25.679 --> 00:56:30.159
Yeah, now, oh girl said
it was a sixteen ounce can.
695
00:56:30.480 --> 00:56:36.119
Sixteen OUNS, the tall boy can, sixteen hours. There nine dollars.
696
00:56:37.000 --> 00:56:42.360
I was like is that including your
tip? Like, I'm sorry, Heym.
697
00:56:42.480 --> 00:56:45.079
She was a fucking sweetheart, though. She was my phone, but
698
00:56:45.280 --> 00:56:49.480
brand new. I fucking forget this
thing everywhere. I left it at Walmart.
699
00:56:49.519 --> 00:56:53.159
I thought you'd got a Joe Card
out that none. I was like
700
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like a fucking million dollar man,
running down the sidewalk, fucking Oh my
701
00:56:58.559 --> 00:57:02.519
God, and she was like this
is yours. I was like yes,
702
00:57:04.039 --> 00:57:07.239
she was like prove it. I
was like does it got a snowy buffalo
703
00:57:07.440 --> 00:57:12.079
on it? She was like yeah, that's it. Oh Wow, I
704
00:57:12.239 --> 00:57:20.559
was a joking. So I guess
we're gonna go get sorry, I a
705
00:57:20.639 --> 00:57:22.840
stretch adswer you. I guess it's
going to be. It for the night,
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guys, and thank you for tuning
in for another great episode of two
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beards in a box baby
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Ai Is more of a danger than
nuclear weapons. I believe it is.
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I believe it. Those things do
freak me out for the future because,
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honestly, I just don't want them
to turn against us and they could overpower
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us. There's a there is a
movie or something of the sort. No,
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outside of that, there's a movie
or a TV series on Disney called
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year million. Yeah, and it's
seven our youth. Yeah, but it's
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about it's about like this. The
first episode shows this girl being born and
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then being raised and like this is, I think an hour episode, and
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then she gets into our car wreck
and dies, but her parents take her
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brain and put it in like a
clone of her, so or this clone
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is just identical to her, and
I'm like that's fucked up. Yeah,
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it works, but they're saying in
the future, according to this video or
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movie, that's what they're going to
do with Walt Disney's body. That's why,
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I mean it has, if it's
not already happened, and he's been
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running Walt Disney. That's entire time. Speaking of which, man, tell
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me Florida is a just taken over. Florida is taking over. I I
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mean there's Florida men and like.
I mean that is a real thing,
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but the fact that, like they
ad taxed Disney, they took that right
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away from them. I'm like,
Yo, about fucking time, because they
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get to do whatever they were Disney
pretty much gets to do whatever they want.
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And finally they're they're getting just do
I feel yeah, among other things,
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Elon musk buying twitter and all these
Lib tards are just losing their shit
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and it's like hey, Bro,
we have a voice to we should be
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able to we should be able to
voice our opinions as well, and I
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feel like I mean regardless where I
line, even though I I say that
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I a line, more are right
than I do left. I think the
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liberals have every right to voice their
opinions. Yeah, regardless of the right
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or wrong, but for them to
suppress our voice is just asinine. You
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know, one day that get you
off, but one day we won't.
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We won't even have a Democratic Party. It's going to go. They're going
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to get rid of the democratical party
and they're going to make it as socialist
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or Communist Party. Yeah, versus
the right, like Democrats will not be
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around. NOPE, because they've literally
lost the sight of democracy. It is
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become socialism and communism. Yeah,
I honestly haven't met a true old school
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like Democrat in a while. I
do they even exist? I don't even
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like everybody who I've met that we're
on the left or like radicalizing, like.
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Well, they were way, way
left. See, like my my
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sister is a Democrat, but she's
a reasonable Democrats. She can see both
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lanes, just like how I'm.
I leave more right, but I can
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see where they get their concerns absolutely, like I can. I'm not ignorant,
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like I understand what you're talking about, and this is my way of
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approaching your problem on this side.
And then, real like, we have
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discussions and shit, but like,
you get some people who are so far
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left that they can't even fathom the
fact that you do. Somebody has a
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different opinion. Yeah, it's ridiculous. Yeah, and then it's socialism,
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baby. It's crazy how it's become. And like, I don't assume Eli
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is Eli Musk I don't care where
your lines he says some very liberal things,
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he says some conservative things. It
doesn't matter if the fact that he
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sees, I feel like he just
sees righting. Yet it exactly it's just
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like how we should be treated and
how we shouldn't be treated. In some
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of his things are very progressive,
and it's not progressive in a bad way.
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I mean like we do need to
move forward past a lot of our
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mistakes, but the point of the
the point of living, is to learn
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from your mistakes and to teach how
not to relive those mistakes, because if
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you continue to make those mistakes,
you're doomed to repeat it. And Fascist
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people in Germany are now fascist people
in America and they're suppressing people's opinions because
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they don't agree with them. You
show me a video earlier. Well,
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I got a glimpse of it and
I wish we could play it without getting
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in trouble for copyright. Huh,
which video? The one with Jamie Fox?
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Oh yeah, the one I got
to listen to. But how to
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walk away and Peel over your bathroom
floor? Apparently, naety. It was
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on the note boys. It's on
what? NOPE, boys, but milk.
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Okay, I'll have to look it
up. Trump was on their podcast
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who trump was, and trump said
this episode will get deleted by Blah Blah,
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blah, Blah Blah. Twenty four
hours later, after I got released,
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I got taken down, get the
fuck out of here. That's a
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real that's real thine. I'll have
to have to say something that I have.
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I have a bone to pick with
and I'll only I've I really only
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noticed it in the past couple days
because I currently live with my grandfather now.
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I'm helping to take care of him, but I see these commercials coming
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on about these candidates and it's like
trump conservative, trump did trump that,
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and I'm like, how about you
shove that up your fucking ass and say
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for the people, stop using trump, because real people, like real conservatives,
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real constitutionalist, real libertarians, real
people want what's best for people,
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not because it was aligned with trump. Yes, trump woke people up,
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trump did some good things, trump
did some stupid things, trump tweeted out
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mean things and hurt people's feelings,
but don't align yourself and say, Oh,
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we're a trump conservative, because that's
hogwash. How about you be for
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the American people? And I my
grandfather is a conservative, and you know
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you will, we'll talk about it
all the time, but he's one of
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those old schools and so he still
believes in some things, which is cool
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whatever. Believe what you believe he's
not this whole fact fake, titious racist
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Republican that the everybody Paints Old Republicans
to be. But in reality, what
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they what these yeah, I mean, without pointing fingers, who the real
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fascist in the racist people are?
Yes, but he's like, you know,
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I think trump was a good president. I said, yeah, I
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think so too. Was He the
best? No, he was a president.
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Did he do better for our country? Yes, did he do some
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bad? Sure. Could he have
helped more? Yeah, but what could
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he have done with his hands were
tied? You know, doing this,
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but you know, trying to make
things better, when you got the Congress
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in the Oh, what am I? What it is? Congress? Yeah,
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you get Congress. Yeah, you
got Congress tie in, your hands
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up and not allowing you to do
these things, and they create in same
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thing happens when there's a dinner Crad
in the office. Maybe not now because
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the voices are suppressed, but our
I can't even say Democrats anymore, when
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you have the socialist in the office, that are right. I mean like
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they're controlling Congress right now, when
you got your hand side and you can't
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really do much. Do I think
trump's going to be our an expert?
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Is President? Probably not, because
if they took it from him the first
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time, they're not going to let
it happen the second time. That's what
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aggravates me. Like, after this
shit like blew up, they even admit
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it, that they cheated. Yeah, like the open the laptop controversy.
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They were like it's all true,
lay everything, and nobody batter than I.
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Nope, Fuck Bit. The government
literally just said there's aliens, and
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still nobody gets nobody said a word. No, I guess a fuck.
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You know why? It's because her
being fed this Johnny Depp fucking trial day,
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like what will submith? Whatever happened
to the MAXINE glit? She was
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found guilty. She was found guilty. Do they ever go through her black
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book or whatever? Yes, are
they going to arrest everybody that was in
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it? That's what the the whole
thing is going on now. That's the
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reason why I, like all these
companies are going bankrupt, and has seen
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something about it, and that's what
made me bring up to Elon Musk bind
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twitter and then saying the things that
he was saying. Is because all of
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these big corporations are there's a lot
of things that are going on that's not
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being brought to the public currently,
and all these important people of these top
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like companies are starting to like disappear, yeah, going out of the public
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eye. Maybe not disappearing, but
like stepping away from the Public God,
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getting away from the light. Yeah, because everything is coming out. Do
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I think it's going to happen overnight? appsolutely not. Do I think this
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is something we can recover from.
Not Anytime in the next five years.
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This is going to be a long
term realignment of things, and I will
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say that is one thing that our
former president did, trump did, was
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wake up a lot of people.
If anything, this past election was to
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wake people up and show that things
can be rigged. Yeah, and that
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they attack. They attacked us by
showing that our votes don't matter, and
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that sucks because for the long song
I thought it did, and I mean,
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I do think it persuades, but
I mean easily need for them to
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do some shit like that. I
mean it may have some leniency, but
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it's not. That's not the final
say, not anymore. And I feel
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like trump may run again. How
does I run again? I I don't
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see him winning, but it really
depends on who's his running mate. Like
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it. I really feel like if
de Santis was to run, he'll with
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him. If the SANTIS was to
run from with trump as vice president,
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landslide. I mean he was a
landslide already. There's you're telling realion that
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the santis is going to run on
his own and then by mid by midway,
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they'll go. They'll yeah, collaborate
and and listen, ice is back
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with the brand new invention. That's
not the lyricus, but I always that's
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why I change the last word.
Yeah, you can't copyright me. When
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I change the last word. It's
like it's not do Doo Doo, Doo,
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Doo Doo Doo, it's do,
do, do, do, do,
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do, do the dude do at
the end. Yeah, that's the
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same interview. That happened when he
was in a lawsuit over the same thing.
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It's like, brother, it's just
say fucking. It's the same.
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It's the same thing, but I
change the word. He didn't. I
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don't know. I don't know.
I'm going with it. Just let me.
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Let me, let me live.
My last is let me live dead.
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Let me move brought peacock. Damn
it, you gotta let me fly
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up I'd be really impressive you could
tell me what movie that was. Wrong,
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I don't have a clue. The
other guys, but is that the
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other guys? Yeah, it's a
will ferrell and mark. Oh Shit,
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yes, I knew that. Just
let him have it, just let him
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have it. I'm a peacock,
damn it. You gotta let me fly
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with gaps. Yeah, and the
guy looked at the other way. He's
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like, peacocks don't fly. He's
like, just let him have it.
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I totally forgot that movie. Great
Movie, man. What other good movies
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you like or what other movies out
there you think are good? There's a
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lot. There's an older movies.
Predator is a good and warm sorzenagger.
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Damn good, he was in Predator. Yeah, I didn't not know that.
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Whoa what? That didn't what I've
I don't watch alien or Predator.
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Remember, the most manliest handshake ever
to be seen on TV was in that
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movie. Are you kidding me?
I don't know what you're talking about.
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My God, I don't even care
about copyrights at this point. You need
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a freaking see this. It's a
famous seat. You know, the guy
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who played as Apolo, creating rocky
yeah, he's in it and his name
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is Dylan in the movie. Okay, yeah, I've never watched any predators
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nor alien movies. So alien versus
Predator under watch those, my boy.
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I mean I've seen like glimpses of
it, but it's never been something that
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I've been into. He's like Dylan, you son of a bitch, and
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the just the fucking clap, like
their hands when they collide. Okay,
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turn my friend's cat into a dog, like what I swear is this,
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like, I don't know what you
mean by that reference. He turns your
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cat and doing dog. I didn't
have a beard until I seen this scene.
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Oh, straight up masculinity. Go
ahead and push play when you feel
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okay, okay, Oh shit,
go ahead, whish, play when you
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feel Oh, yes, I've seen
this, look at that. Yeah,
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fucking they use memes for that.
Yeah, Bro, it's I can see
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the testosterone flowing off the phone.
I give it back before the fucking thing.
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You get the point. Push.
Yeah, I've seen that. I
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don't even know. I didn't know
what you're talking about and now I've seem
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a yeah, I've seen that,
dude, fucking classic. I don't man,
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my favorite movies are all like to
me or I love them, but
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when I tell other people they're like
what, let me hear pink floyd the
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wall, Jane Sign, that Bob
any teaching Chong movie. I mean,
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I'm not a stoner, but just
telling you those pine Applix Press Fan heys
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funny. That taught what. That
scene where fucking oh boy gets the ashtray
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chucked Adam and the way it bounces
is hh got me. It takes me
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what you ever seen Grandma's boy?
Yes, you remember Dante, the weird
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do that always an Adams handon movies. Yeah, spokes me. This is
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the Frankinstein man. You know what
I mean? Yeah, a monkey or
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something, Dude. There's a season
drug dealer. Yeah, but there's a
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scene where he's like do you hear
something? He was like yeah. He's
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like do you hear like a phone
ringing, and he was like yeah,
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your phones R he's like Oh,
then a brain cancer. For a second.
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There's just something like that. Dude. I spat out my coke and
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just laugh. It was just it's
a phenomenal, phenomenal movies. I love
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comedy movies. That is my that
is my shit. I love funny movies.
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I love the weed dickn Fark joke
movies, the Corny comedies, wedding
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crashers. Yes, hall pass,
that's a funny one. Yes, what
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is it? Euro trip, as
well as schools. It wasn't me.
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It's goods me. Was it you
that haven't watched it and you finally watch?
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Y'All, fuck, I watched the
years ago. Was it right,
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Daniel Day? crispy? Probably,
no, I don't even know how.
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I probably was dying. Probably was
crispin. Honestly. Yeah, act we
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referenced it like an episode, one
of our couple first couple episodes, where
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she was like you got something on
it, because you can't do that anymore.
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You can't have any kind of movies
like that. Well, are you
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talking about this? The HOT TUB
scene? Yeah, he's like, Oh,
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this is where I parked my car. Yeah, and then he was
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telling old girl that she had something
on her trist he's like, no,
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underneath that. And then make sure
powsy was our. She was already naked
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it. He was like, all, you got something on your chest right
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there that she's like. He was
making he was manipulating her to rubber boob.
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What did you think about the movie
girl next door, girl next door.
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You've never seen that? I think
I have, probably too young.
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No, blond girl right, yes, really hot blond girl. Yeah,
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it's a nerdy kid that lives next
door. Yeah, I remember it,
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I just don't remember it well enough
now, Snow, she was hot and
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I had a crush on blonds at
that point in time. I feel like
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I probably shouldn't say anything. But
all right, this may not be for
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everybody, but this is how it
was for me growing up. Okay,
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Blond's was a stage like would yeah, boy, but when you go to
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manhood, you know, burnette's or
Burnet's are there? Burn a hundred percent.
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I feel like blonds are just it's
a face wild and free and you
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know you're young, you're of low
S, early teens or late teens,
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early S. you're just like,
Oh yeah, blond, bombshell, fucking
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Kate Hudson looking ass and but at
the end of the day, when you're
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sipping bourbon and you're just like you
want to Fick Burnette, yes, cheeking,
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you want that. Yes, I
feel on fuckness. Yes, I
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agree with you a hundred percent.
Yeah, there are very beautiful, tractive
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blinds there. They're everywhere. I
mean agree, everywhere, everywhere, but
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when I come home I want a
Brenette. I could not agree more.
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I could not agree more. And
I always get accused of having a thing
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for blonds and I'm just like,
I mean, yeah, they're attractive.
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Oh yeah, I mean I might. My sweet tooth is those thick shooshet
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Burnett's, and I know this is
good. Give me so much shit,
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but I just I love me some
take Burnett's. I like the Blue Eyes,
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I like the Brown eyes. Yeah, that is a that is gonna
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Blue Eyes as long as there burnette. Oh Man, I'm good. Have
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you not seen them? Blue a
Burnett? Yeah, see, shut up
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and take my money. That sounded
really bad, but like, no,
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I don't real hay prostitutes, but
I did. Gonna flashback from DASHVILLE.
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You're like yeah, so what I'm
a massage is get over it. Oh
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my God, when did I say
that? When we were leaving sovereign and
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no, it was taking us to
the Ryman. What maybe what prompt me
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to say? I was in there
was just a bunch of girls and you
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were just like show me your tits. Well, I mean that. Yeah,
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it was just something stupid to say. They I clearly knew they wasn't
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going to fucking show you their boobs
or anything, but but just like she
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was like what the fuck you just
say? It was like, I'm a
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massage, just get over it.
And we took what's like, that's funny.
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Just say those just fun because,
like the other day I picked up
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my grandfather from the airport and my
mom was in the car and there I
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don't know, I just blurted out
some random shit and my mom just started
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laughing. She goes, you've done
that since you were a child. I
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like, I can't fucking help it. It's like some random as shit.
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I'm assuming that's why, because I
don't I was not drunk and I don't
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remember that. I do I remember
me saying I remember saying I was a
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massage and his deal with it,
but I don't remember like what happened Brian
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to that, probably because it's happened
so many times you just don't even you
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know who says something weird. What? Kevin, as in Kevin. Yeah,
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I remember one time he was in
the back seat of my car with
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the window cracked like this bad.
Okay, well, the baby a little
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bit, a little bit cracked,
and me and crispin was in the front
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seat with our windows all the way
down. So there's a van next to
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us and a mom with with like
a plethora of children, and the man
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ready you know what he said,
look at the children like this is screamed
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at the top of his lungs,
and this ladys like looking Aroush, she's
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looking at us, and we were
just like rolling up the window. Have
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you ever seen dropped by insults on
Youtube? I think so. Yeah,
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so when they first came out,
my buddy was like, dude, they've
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been watching you, because we could
not be in the islands on a nice
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day in the windows we rolled down
because I would yell out the most fucking
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obscene shit, like if I seen
a couple walking together, and it's not
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like it just would come out.
It just fucker. I did well if
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I seen two dudes walking by each
other. But he's a good cock sucker.
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I just weird shit. Yeah,
it's funny because like sometimes be a
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day I will will say stupid shit, but we're we graduated, we upgraded,
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we get on that fucking intercome.
I was going to I wasn't going
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to incriminate. We use that pace. It's so funny because no windows were
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coming from nobody's expecting to come out
of his car, you know what I
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mean? Yeah, and it's really
funny because the PA system, well,
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it's like the receiver and all this
shit from Amazon, but like the actual
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thing is from a cop car.
So it's like super loud. And there
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was this one time he was like
get off the fucking carve and just like
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whatever, just yell at people.
I should. They're just like looking around
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like what the fuck, and it's
just his car, like it doesn't even
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sound like it's coming from his car. No, it does it it sounds
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like it's coming from other places.
Yeah, which is weird how he does
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that and her I as it like
that. I would love to have one
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in my car. Well, I
mean, yeah, I probably shouldn't.
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Definitely not. We would get asked
to leave Nashville. We would have a
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lifetime ban on Nashville. I pray
that never happens. Get a police escort
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outside of Nashville. Oh my God, that would that would be I've gotten
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so much upcoming dates in Nashville that
I actually nice. But, like I
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said, I can't go unless I'm
like with me people, well, you
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and like, well, more than
just you and I. I would need
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why? I mean, and I
could enough. You are good enough,
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but it's so fucking crowded. Like, I'm not, I'm not like a
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super downtown. There's other places we
could have went. Yeah, but I'm
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just saying, like we go downtown, we need to like formation and at
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least for people. Yeah, you
know what I mean. But, like,
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I don't do good in crowds.
But Dod or not, like that's
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the only thing that like trips.
My anxiety is being being around everybody you
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know. Yeah, absolutely, I'm
like around familiarity, like around people that
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I know. Yeah, that you're
comfortable enough, fable with, I can,
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I can relax a little. I
noticed that because, like it was
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just you, and I mean you
were okay. Then Travis came along and
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you got like a little come,
you got comfortable with it, and then
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Noah came along and then me and
Nora realized that we fucking knew each other.
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Yeah, and which was just crazy. I would love to hang out
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with those guys again and I would
love to meet shy. Shy is everybody
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fucking puts that dude on a pedestal. I would really, really like the
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meeting. It is crazy how just
amazing shy is Shay you banks from the
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band savage after midnight. I had
to I had the opportunity in the what
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is the word privileged, to meet
him a couple of years ago and had
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no idea who he was. I
just mad him as shy, super cool
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dude, and then I mentioned something. I was helping a friend moved to
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Nashville and I mentioned something to my
fiance and she was just like you don't
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know who that is? I'm the
no fucking he's just shot. She goes
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know that shy from savage after midnight. He tours around with sign and shine
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down. I was like get the
fuck out of here and if I know
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those him. Yeah, okay.
And could you see yourself moving in Ashville?
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Hundred was it really? Yeah,
it's a little crowded. I mean
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see, like the outer cities.
Oh, I've been. I've been in
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Mount Juliet or Mount Juelah or whatever. Like I mean Tennessee is beautiful.
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Oh, black it. I like
it. It's just like when I go
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into the heart of downtown, it's
just downtown. It is just downtown likes
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like it like, I mean it's
like that scattered but like like majority of
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the people like it's just touristy downtown. If you're outside of downtown, it's
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nothing like that. It's yeah,
it's like same matthews. It's like do
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you know Barkstown Road? But not
at what's more crowded in Marstown road?
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Oh No, I'm thinking outside of
downtown Nashville. Yeah, it's like it's
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like the highlands. It's it's like
same matthews. It's chilled as fuck outside
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of Broadway. Broadway is like the
the where we were at Mecca. Yeah,
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it's that's where it's like, but
outside of that it's you. Yeah,
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I mean we if we wouldn't went
to operay mills mall, probably would
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have been busy because it's grand lobbery
and it's one of the bigger malls in
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Nashville, but it would have been
like St Matthew's and Oxmore Mall combined.
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Yeah, it's that big. Well, you said you've been I've been there.
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I've been there. It's chill outside
of like Broadway. Yeah, like,
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I like Mount Jelah. I thought
that was really pretty. It's really
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close to Priests Lake. God,
that's a pretty ass like not, I'm
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not familiar with that. I'll tell
you know. They're really pretty spot and
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it's right off of two hundred and
sixty five and shoey. It's extra thirty
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one old Henry. It's a little
puning earlier. Oh yeah, by Rogers
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Group. Yeah, I have would
ever since I was a kid and I
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seen that. I always wanted to
finish my mouth waters. Every time we
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go right, every time I get
off over there, like as a kid
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we would get off on old Henry
and go wherever and I'm like, one
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day I'm going to fish there.
One day I'm going to fish there.
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I would love to take a canoe
out there. I seen guys on kayaks.
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Yeah, you have to work there
or know someone and you're want you
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fucking she's gonna chip up there and
just ask them. I'd be like,
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is it okay if I finish this
pawd? I mean worst always say is
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no, yeah, the worst they
can say is now, and then we
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still do it and get kicked out. Yeah, it can't be a two
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beards at a Bo about somebody getting
kicked out. Mercy. It's only something
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new here. was that make it
a trend? Now I'd rather not.
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Mr Nudist. Yeah, I'm not
a nudist, Bro Parcel. I was
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just without a shirt onny places.
Many places I've been my entire life without
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a shirt. I can't count that
high. Yeah, I mean like growing
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up, like living where I was
living, my my neighbors would you know,
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would bring me back to my mom's
because sometimes I wouldn't be wearing a
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shirt, sometimes I wouldn't wear shorts
and a lot of the times I didn't
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wear shoes. I mean, I
guess I would have underwear on. I
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just like a lot of the time
I would walk out in the neighborhood in
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just my underwear. No shirt,
no shorts, no shoes. That I
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get the no shoes thing, but
I've always wore shorts. We're pants.
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Well, not all of us have
toddler legs as cock. So I mean
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you can't walk anywhere with I was
toldly started only fans. You should.
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Why not? The guys that were
to make fun of my toddler leg?
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Now they say I should started only
fans to call it Malatough MIC Mo.
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That's little bro Pun intended Pun intend
it. Now you should I've jokingly said
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I was going to make an only
fans because whether I get gay dudes or
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chicks, I mean, it's only
for money. It's not like I plan
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on meeting up with anyone. Right, but majority of my stick would be
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like doing house chores, like chicks
love seeing Chubby dudes. Are have a
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thing for Chubby dudes. And then
doing housework. There would be flicking the
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bean to that shit. And even
gay dudes are like, Oh, love
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Chubby beard at mean yeah, they'll
be slipping in, slide all over the
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snail trail. Yeah, I got
that Jewsberry. I mean, of course
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I would wear like an apron.
I might wear my man Tom I mean,
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you can't be a complete whore.
Yeah, I mean I might show
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my dangle. I mean it's you
go to my fucking only fans page.
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I'll be anothering but fucking assholes like
I just just your buttle. Yeah,
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you would just pose pictures of your
box. Yeah, I just got pay
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if I can see this long.
That's another one. So I would I
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would give some teasers out and like, if you want to buy this photo,
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you have to pay such and such
for it. Right, and it
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would just be me and a t
shirt or me in a sock, and
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they're still not even getting to see
the the glory. Yeah, or be
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me and fully clis fully clothed.
Had make them pay for it because apparently
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once they pay they cannot get their
money back. But I think that would
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only go on for so long before
someone would catch on him, like,
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I'm not gonna buy this one.
So every once in a while you got
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to throw out one of those feet
picks. Or that's a thing, like
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at a real fetish. It apparently
is. My friend amber says she sells
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feet pigs and dirty socks all the
time, and I think that is disgusting.
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Yeah, I don't mind like rubbing
on Braindy's feet. Well, I
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mean that's just being yeah, or
like, sometimes I'll kiss the top of
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her feet, but that's his pretty
there's no toe sucking, there's no like
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look in the foot pussies. Now
I will, I will unsuspectedly spit on
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her foot and not like a it's
like one of those slobbers, because she's
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enjoying that foot massage, am I, and I get it really sloppy and
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then I'll like, I'll let it
dribble down on her foot and then like
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run away because if I don't Shill, throw something at me or kick the
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shit out of me, I would. That's gross. That's all Ayous,
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because she used to always I'd be
bending over getting something and she'd spit down
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the butt crack. Yeah, you
already know where how I feel about that.
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I'm not about that. Nash.
Still spitting on each other. Shit,
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it's not like spitting on each other. No, okay, now I
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have to ask. Have you ever
when you're choking a girl and you ever
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spit in her mouth? Now,
have you ever let a girl spit in
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your mouth? Never, let a
girl spit in my mouth. That's fucking
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trifling, your fucking horror. Okay, maybe once and I was like,
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okay, this isn't my thing.
I will spit in your mouth. You
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will never spit in my mouth because
I'm not into it. I tried it
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one time and it wasn't one thing. You gotta be a lover and a
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giver. Hey, I'm I'm a
giver, but I cannot take spit in
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my mouth. I can't have a
girl spit in my mouth and like another.
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We've had these dirty conversations before,
like I remember the first time it's
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girl gave me the sloppiest toppy and
how some of it driveled down to my
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butt hole and I was like,
I can't do it. Weird a dude.
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You get my balls wet, I'm
cool with it. There's another dude
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at work that's like that. I'm
like, that's how you could. That's
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how you tell it's a good wait's
a good blow job with my balls was
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soaking wet, but when my asshole
gets wet from it, it turns me
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out. It reminds me of like
swamp ass. fucking. Why do you
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think about having swamp ass when getting
a blue drop? It's not that I
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think about it, it's just when
I had when I have moisture in that
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area, it makes me uncomfortable.
I immediately I walking around Nashville. I
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went to the bathroom how many times
to make sure I didn't have swamp ass
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because I had moisture there and it
was uncomfortable for me. You wouldn't have
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had moisture in there if you wouldn't
have war the Guinea pants. Hey,
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dude, I was looking for Resh. You did like I was. It
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was damn your united. Yeah,
well, I didn't prepare for that,
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and I should have wore shorts until
we were going inside. Yeah, because
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I would have changed the whole dynamic. Yeah, I should have changed to
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yeah, lesson learned, indeed,
life lesson. I agree with you on
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that. But yeah, yeah,
just so, I mean like spitting and
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girls mouths for it. You're letting
a girl like, why you'R do you
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let her spit in your mouth?
For Real? Am I judging you?
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I just like one time, one
time, I bet you back talk Rachel
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and she grabs you by your throat
goes you like yes, ma'am, no,
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for was I don't even they should
reach my throat. She's got a
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step stolds wait for you to talk
about and Oh my God, Thug Nasty's
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about. That should a little wappy
up one good time. Yeah, one
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time we were sleeping and she's silly. I'm sleep all huge. Snore,
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Bro I know, I snoh God, you snore, but she also snores,
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like she snores to but like she
snores really bad when she's sick.
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So, like I'm glading hers,
I give her like a forty five minute
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a start so she can go to
sleep, so I could sleep, because
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once she's asleep. I don't wake
her up. This half. Her straight
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up gut punches me and as a
like a Combo like, she punches me
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in the chest and kicks me in
the stomach, like no joke. It
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pissed me off so bad I almost
fucking picked her up with throughout the room.
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Oh brother, like, I wasn't
even near her. We got a
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California King or King or whatever like
if I almost takes something the entire room.
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Okay, I'm all the way over
and she climbs on my side.
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If I could be shit out of
me. I have a advocat size mattress.
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I use probably a foot of it, brandy uses the other eight foot
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of it, and then when our
child some sleep in the bed, she
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takes the other four and a half
foot of it. But I don't know,
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I have to clear my throat again. One night we laid down Jim
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a brainy and already went to sleep. I'm up editing the PODCAST and I
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come laid down in bench. She
goes, I was laying down like just
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make checking all the socials before I
went to bed, whatever, and then
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she looks, raises up, looks
right at me, goes, Oh really,
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you want to fight and I'm like
what the fuck is going on?
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She goes yeah, that's what I
thought, and the lays right back down
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and I'm like, okay, this
is weird. I go, I you
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know, I go to give her
a kids good night. I roll back
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over because I have to sleep by
my left side because my right hand is
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still whatever, and the next thing
I know I get slapped and I'm like,
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are you fucking kidding me? Like, I mean, this wasn't like
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no baby slap. I mean I
felt like she came from the other side
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of the universe and just boom and
tip of her fingers fucking touch. No,
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she pummed my ear. What I'm
saying was she oh, all the
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way back, if I can slapped. Yeah, it's like smack the her
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fingertips was touching her heels. Yeah, slap the fuck out. It's like
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she just boom and I she woke
up when she hit me because it hurt
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her hand as hard as she hit
me, and I'm just like never again,
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never again. I'm going to start
wearing a helmet to bed because I'm
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not getting hit like that. Kids
out. It took everything you mean,
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to not fight her like a boy, let me fucking tell you, I
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almost fucking gave her back to her
dad. There's no receipt, Bro,
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it don't matter. I'll leave her
on the front porch. There's no receipt.
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As she does it maybe twice a
month, I'm like, girl,
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I even tell her. I was
like, I swear, next time you
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doing it, we're fucking boxing.
Well, that's what happens. Like you
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don't want a kid. You don't
want a kid because, if you think
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Rachel's bad sleeping, your kids going
to be worse. Because, Jim,
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I won't put her on one side
of the bed and I won't put her
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like uncomfortably on one side of the
bed, like I'll make sure there's like
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she's got yeah bit, and somehow
she gets up inside of my ribs and
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will kick me and punch me and
will stretch me out like I'm the doughboy.
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Excuse me. And you you think
Rachel Will Rachel small enough to be
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a toddler? For one, she's
got bony ass knuckles. Yeah, and
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they hurt, but you know she
is. She's an average size of a
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doddler, Bro. So I just
imagine having a kid in the bed with
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you when because you're gonna it's going
to happen your your daughter. I pray
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you have a daughter. Your daughter
will be sleeping in the bed between you
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two. I'm just gonna say that
was fucked up. No, it's a
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blessing, my friend. It is
the greatest. I mean, I'm gonna
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be happy with whatever I get,
but I prefer a boy. I want
507
00:42:08.880 --> 00:42:14.880
to be a sports dad so bad. Yeah, but then that sports boy
508
00:42:15.440 --> 00:42:19.840
will be a mama's boy and it's
going to irk you. That really?
509
00:42:20.239 --> 00:42:24.320
Yeah, you say that now,
because I'm like, let me find my
510
00:42:24.480 --> 00:42:28.440
son hates me. I was.
I was a mama's boy. Yeah,
511
00:42:28.679 --> 00:42:34.159
your Mama's boy, but when your
spawn isn't a daddy's boy, it pisses
512
00:42:34.280 --> 00:42:38.239
you off. My spawn, my
daughter, is all about her daddy.
513
00:42:39.599 --> 00:42:45.000
LOVES HER DADDY AND LOVES TO MISS
HER DADDY. So when she like,
514
00:42:45.159 --> 00:42:50.119
when I come in now, Dude, she left me a voice smeil yesterday
515
00:42:50.800 --> 00:42:57.320
she called me and says hi,
we doing and I'll, I'll might,
516
00:42:57.440 --> 00:43:00.079
dude. I will cherish this for
the rest of my life. Say,
517
00:43:00.119 --> 00:43:02.519
I think this is the cutest if
fuck, yeah, I was you this.
518
00:43:02.639 --> 00:43:07.760
She puts her little booties in your
suitcase. Yes, when we are.
519
00:43:07.880 --> 00:43:10.159
When I was leaving, she knew
I was leaving and she put a
520
00:43:10.199 --> 00:43:15.719
boot in my suit and my backpack
so I would not forget her. Yeah,
521
00:43:15.760 --> 00:43:20.079
and I'm like, well, Dude, she's got me so wrapped around
522
00:43:20.119 --> 00:43:22.400
her finger. I mean, how
many times did I call her when I
523
00:43:22.480 --> 00:43:25.960
was a natural? At least five
times. Yeah, minimum. Yeah,
524
00:43:28.039 --> 00:43:30.599
because there's but we were at a
speak easy and you were facetime at her.
525
00:43:31.840 --> 00:43:36.280
We were to speak easy. Yeah, we here in town. Oh,
526
00:43:36.679 --> 00:43:39.280
yeah, yeah, and that Thursday
night I thought, well, I
527
00:43:39.360 --> 00:43:43.880
can't help and when she calls,
it's like nothing else matters. I get
528
00:43:43.920 --> 00:43:45.480
it. I have to stop and
talk to her. Do it. I
529
00:43:46.039 --> 00:43:49.960
applaud you for being a great dad. How that girl. That's what I
530
00:43:50.079 --> 00:43:52.760
was telling like all my other friends
who have kids, whatever. I'm like,
531
00:43:52.880 --> 00:43:58.159
if you can't sl me because of
your gear kids, I completely get
532
00:43:58.199 --> 00:44:01.480
it. Yeah, like, don't
ever, like I told Daniel, I
533
00:44:01.639 --> 00:44:06.679
was like Dad's like Dad said,
got to be a dad first before a
534
00:44:06.760 --> 00:44:08.960
friend after. I get it.
You know, I prefer you to be
535
00:44:09.119 --> 00:44:15.599
like. This is because another friend
of mine, he's a dad, kind
536
00:44:15.599 --> 00:44:19.800
of like a reason his kids like
to in like we were supposed to go
537
00:44:19.880 --> 00:44:22.960
hang out and go drink and Yada, Yada. And he was like man,
538
00:44:22.119 --> 00:44:24.440
you know this, this and this. I was like, okay,
539
00:44:24.559 --> 00:44:29.320
whatever, you know whatever. Well, the next time we hung out he
540
00:44:29.440 --> 00:44:31.639
was like, a man, I
actually had to go fucking take my kid,
541
00:44:31.960 --> 00:44:35.039
do this, go to the Dannist. But I like, Bro,
542
00:44:35.239 --> 00:44:37.039
what the fuck, I don't care, that's fine, be a dad.
543
00:44:37.960 --> 00:44:40.920
Like, I'm not gonna Fault you
for that. What the Fuck, Guy?
544
00:44:42.320 --> 00:44:45.639
Some kids don't have that privilege.
Yeah, like, and some baby
545
00:44:45.760 --> 00:44:53.599
mother's rather their children not have that
privilege. Yeah, as fucking that's some
546
00:44:53.800 --> 00:44:58.039
ignorish shit. I've read the first
sentence. I was like, Oh,
547
00:44:58.119 --> 00:45:00.920
that's fun. Well, I wouldn't
even even talking about that. But then
548
00:45:00.960 --> 00:45:04.960
when that was shown to me,
I was like fuck this bitch. And
549
00:45:05.159 --> 00:45:07.840
then old girl was like, Yo, that's my cousin, and I'm like
550
00:45:07.559 --> 00:45:12.800
still, fuck that fuck head,
bitch. I mean not many. Let
551
00:45:12.840 --> 00:45:17.400
me okay, with the highest of
respect, fuck that hop yeah, like,
552
00:45:17.639 --> 00:45:22.400
come on, like how you gonna
be that ignorant? Okay, no,
553
00:45:22.679 --> 00:45:25.840
child need no father. Look,
eat, it doesn't even matter if
554
00:45:25.920 --> 00:45:30.400
it's like their biological they need a
father, they need a male figure.
555
00:45:30.840 --> 00:45:34.559
Yeah, and they need a female
figure like it. Both roles are very,
556
00:45:35.519 --> 00:45:37.920
very important to the child. Yeah, see, like my grandpa and
557
00:45:38.000 --> 00:45:44.239
my uncle's were a huge part because, like, my dad wasn't there.
558
00:45:44.679 --> 00:45:47.559
I mean he was, but he
wasn't. Yeah, my dad was what
559
00:45:47.679 --> 00:45:52.000
he was it. Yeah, so, like he may not even have been
560
00:45:52.039 --> 00:45:53.280
there, like, I mean he
may as well. If not, I've
561
00:45:53.360 --> 00:45:55.880
been there, is what I meant. But, like, if it wasn't
562
00:45:55.880 --> 00:46:01.239
for my GRANDPA, like I believe
it was because of my Grandpa, my
563
00:46:01.360 --> 00:46:05.880
grandparents in general, is why I'm
an old soul, you know what I
564
00:46:05.960 --> 00:46:09.239
mean. And then my uncle's kind
of got me caught up to speed.
565
00:46:12.119 --> 00:46:15.039
I mean my mom's the one the
time. I play football, baseball,
566
00:46:15.000 --> 00:46:20.960
she taught me how to ride a
bike. Your mom. There is not
567
00:46:21.599 --> 00:46:25.119
enough good things I can say about
your mother, Dude. She's the fucking
568
00:46:25.360 --> 00:46:29.840
every time you bring up your mom, I almost blush because I fuck ny
569
00:46:30.079 --> 00:46:32.159
her, who hates me. Yeah, will only come over here to talk
570
00:46:32.239 --> 00:46:36.639
to me if and asking my mom's
she's she waved it me the other day.
571
00:46:36.960 --> 00:46:38.719
She hates me. I have no
what I don't even know what I
572
00:46:38.800 --> 00:46:43.599
did. She hates me, though. She hates Rachel. She's divorced.
573
00:46:44.199 --> 00:46:47.239
I'm telling you, Bro like it's
her daughter was nice. Her daughter was
574
00:46:47.280 --> 00:46:51.199
living with her for a while.
Yeah, and I me and her daughter,
575
00:46:51.320 --> 00:46:53.039
we would talk like I'd take the
trash own. We would sit there
576
00:46:53.079 --> 00:46:57.639
and just talk whatever, her daughter. That's who waved to me. I
577
00:46:57.679 --> 00:47:00.320
have no idea. I just know
there was a girl next door. She
578
00:47:00.519 --> 00:47:06.599
just like Huh, like long.
She looked older than me. Oh than
579
00:47:06.679 --> 00:47:08.719
that. That's the lady that lives
there. Okay, and she had a
580
00:47:08.800 --> 00:47:14.719
couple of boyfriends and I was like, you know what, whatever makes her
581
00:47:14.840 --> 00:47:19.079
night, because there is this one
guy who was visiting her, you know,
582
00:47:19.239 --> 00:47:21.800
because I'd leave, I leave my
house at like four in the morning,
583
00:47:21.960 --> 00:47:25.159
and that's when he's leaving her house. I was like hey, I
584
00:47:25.360 --> 00:47:30.199
like, well, getting girl,
Hey. When that motherfucker was around,
585
00:47:30.280 --> 00:47:34.880
though, she was nice, really
honest, good husband wasn't in town.
586
00:47:34.920 --> 00:47:37.960
That's what I her name was jody. Well her. She's been divorced.
587
00:47:39.079 --> 00:47:43.239
I wonder why. Yeah, I
wonder what to but either who either?
588
00:47:43.440 --> 00:47:45.320
either. I was like damn,
I even told that dude. I was
589
00:47:45.360 --> 00:47:49.280
like come by more often. Fuck, she's a lot nicer with you here.
590
00:47:49.360 --> 00:47:52.440
He's like Huh really, I was
like yeah, boy, I'm playing.
591
00:47:52.519 --> 00:47:58.159
She's and like if like a week
or so after that he quit coming
592
00:47:58.159 --> 00:48:02.000
around, but there's a new dude
over there, so hopefully he's given her
593
00:48:02.039 --> 00:48:07.960
the good dickens, because I really
need her to be nice. You have
594
00:48:08.119 --> 00:48:12.840
the you have an episode, lost
one can mom. Even my neighbors that
595
00:48:13.000 --> 00:48:19.800
moved loved my mom. I mean, how can you not love that woman?
596
00:48:19.960 --> 00:48:22.519
And my mom's going to come over
tomorrow and help me with the love
597
00:48:22.599 --> 00:48:24.239
of rock. It's good. Talked
all my fack and I can't be here
598
00:48:24.320 --> 00:48:28.880
for that. You want to help
me with the yard work? Just tomorrow,
599
00:48:28.960 --> 00:48:32.880
Friday? Yeah, I need to
get home to my dog. Yeah,
600
00:48:35.480 --> 00:48:42.159
but I can bring my dog down
jklm in a peak. No Man
601
00:48:42.679 --> 00:48:45.960
would love to, but I get
it. I gotta show tomorrow night.
602
00:48:46.000 --> 00:48:50.280
You got to show tomorrow night too. That's tomorrow night. Yeah, let
603
00:48:50.400 --> 00:48:53.679
me go see a friend of mine, Mr Bikey. Who Mr Bikey?
604
00:48:53.760 --> 00:48:59.079
He's a comedian, bike e bike. Where's he? Where's he performing?
605
00:48:59.159 --> 00:49:01.920
He's performing a planet of the tapes. Oh, planed of the tapes.
606
00:49:02.079 --> 00:49:06.119
YEA, yeah, you're going to
be very surprised when you walk into that
607
00:49:06.199 --> 00:49:10.400
place. I walked into it before. HMM, I walked into it before
608
00:49:10.599 --> 00:49:14.159
because did it wouldn't mean you then
walked in. There you have me and
609
00:49:14.320 --> 00:49:16.039
Daniel. Yeah, because I was
like planet of the tape, so I
610
00:49:16.239 --> 00:49:20.159
was yeah, that like shit all
over the walls. Yeah, it was
611
00:49:20.199 --> 00:49:28.000
really cool. Yeah, it's it's
a little dive Barsh I thought was teacent
612
00:49:28.239 --> 00:49:32.199
different because it doesn't look like that
from the outside. It looks like a
613
00:49:32.239 --> 00:49:37.320
little small shack and then you open
up the door and it's let me see
614
00:49:37.400 --> 00:49:40.880
that guy with dreads. Yeah,
I want to see because I might know
615
00:49:40.960 --> 00:49:45.960
somebody else that's on that Uncle Randy. No, I don't know any of
616
00:49:46.039 --> 00:49:52.199
these people. HMM, I don't
want to look at that. Oh my
617
00:49:52.280 --> 00:49:55.920
God, here you go, give
it this shit. Yeah, I mean
618
00:49:55.960 --> 00:50:00.400
it'd be dope. And I'm going
to go see my boy Austin Burns,
619
00:50:00.159 --> 00:50:06.960
who is back in the band penny
royal, who just recently dropped some new
620
00:50:07.159 --> 00:50:13.280
music on Youtube. They got their
name from I don't know if they taught
621
00:50:13.320 --> 00:50:17.719
you that's in private school, but
you know how they have regions of Kentucky.
622
00:50:19.840 --> 00:50:24.280
What do you know any of the
regions? Not, I thought my
623
00:50:24.360 --> 00:50:30.800
head. Okay, I mean like
region. So you have the ether,
624
00:50:30.159 --> 00:50:34.519
eastern attack, you have the eastern
coal fill, Western coal field, the
625
00:50:34.599 --> 00:50:37.559
penny royals, the knobs and the
the BLUEGRASS. I can tell you right
626
00:50:37.599 --> 00:50:42.320
now you're saying petty royal. That's
not it. It's pretty Ryle, pretty
627
00:50:42.400 --> 00:50:45.400
Ryle, trust me. I know
a guy who's from petty royle and I
628
00:50:45.480 --> 00:50:52.280
said Petty Roll. Know, so
it is a region, not like it's
629
00:50:52.320 --> 00:50:58.920
not like a city. Yeah,
but like where is it? Penny Roll,
630
00:50:59.119 --> 00:51:02.039
pretty ryle. There's a golf course
there and every yeah, yeah,
631
00:51:02.519 --> 00:51:07.880
that's actually there's a good penny ryle
is like. So the bluegrass would be
632
00:51:07.400 --> 00:51:13.719
like the northern part and then the
KNOBS, which is below. Yeah,
633
00:51:13.760 --> 00:51:15.280
I mean I get it. I'm
just saying if you was to tell somebody
634
00:51:15.280 --> 00:51:19.639
who was from there and you called
it petty royal, they're gonna get upset,
635
00:51:20.039 --> 00:51:22.519
just like how when I moved here
to Barstown, I call it a
636
00:51:22.599 --> 00:51:25.320
flaggot street and they were like,
excuse me, it's a flash A.
637
00:51:27.119 --> 00:51:31.000
Yeah, as like okay, I
think it's weird too that they call it
638
00:51:31.119 --> 00:51:36.639
Flagg A. I was like east, where's he's Flaggett and they were like
639
00:51:36.840 --> 00:51:39.320
it's Flagh a and you're on it. Okay. I'm like, who,
640
00:51:39.519 --> 00:51:45.719
take it easy, just moved here. There's another street to that's French as
641
00:51:45.800 --> 00:51:53.800
fucking I miss pronounced every time.
Really. Yeah, here in Barnstone,
642
00:51:53.960 --> 00:52:01.000
really fringe, super fucking Frenchy.
We're a by by the McDonald's butcher.
643
00:52:01.079 --> 00:52:12.480
It for me. Blanca, Blanca, I think. Hmm, sorry,
644
00:52:12.880 --> 00:52:21.960
distracted. What things? Let me
see, what are things? You remember
645
00:52:22.079 --> 00:52:31.079
how the last episode I was talking
about Jordan, Greece. What? That's
646
00:52:34.960 --> 00:52:37.599
Jordan. GRACI's is really hot.
That's his it. My Buddy sent me
647
00:52:37.679 --> 00:52:44.239
a jiff or gift, or whatever
you call it. I was like,
648
00:52:44.800 --> 00:52:51.320
all right, bet is a he's
like you almost realized your dream, my
649
00:52:51.639 --> 00:53:00.920
I guess. Oh yeah, so
I was like whatever, do like he
650
00:53:04.039 --> 00:53:08.480
I that mean that would have been
funny as fuck. That would have been
651
00:53:09.840 --> 00:53:15.679
I would have not known what to
do. I mean my nose could smell
652
00:53:15.719 --> 00:53:22.679
a free drink from a mile away. Yeah, let it go to Xaviers.
653
00:53:22.760 --> 00:53:27.599
Yes, go to exaviers. I'm
still in my work clothes, I'm
654
00:53:27.800 --> 00:53:34.199
still in my looking like a scrub. Close, let's go. Let's go
655
00:53:34.400 --> 00:53:38.320
have a nightcap and then I'll go
back home and then you'll come. Actually,
656
00:53:38.320 --> 00:53:42.639
you might. If I crash here
the I got to clean up the
657
00:53:42.639 --> 00:53:45.840
spare rooms. I don't care.
It's kind of a mess. It's always
658
00:53:45.880 --> 00:53:50.440
a mess every time I comeing to
walk right in there. You're gonna Oh,
659
00:53:50.519 --> 00:53:52.199
no, never mind, I don't
want to walk in on me.
660
00:53:52.239 --> 00:53:54.039
I'll sleep on my call. I
mean she's already in bed sleeping and she
661
00:53:54.159 --> 00:53:58.519
has all of her work shit.
Like, figure it out. You gonna
662
00:53:58.599 --> 00:54:00.360
walk in on me, like,
what are you doing here? She probably
663
00:54:00.800 --> 00:54:06.039
like, Whoa, what the fuck? If I want to give her heads
664
00:54:06.079 --> 00:54:07.639
up, she would have grabbed her
shit and put it in our room.
665
00:54:10.400 --> 00:54:14.000
Oh well, well, next time
maybe. Well, I mean, we
666
00:54:14.079 --> 00:54:16.239
don't have to get fucking shitty every
try. We go to the car.
667
00:54:16.400 --> 00:54:20.960
We don't get shitty every time.
It's just been the last two times.
668
00:54:21.440 --> 00:54:23.679
You've gotten shitty eight times. What
the fuck are you talking about? Last
669
00:54:23.760 --> 00:54:29.599
eight times? I think you're lost
here, my friend. I think you're
670
00:54:29.760 --> 00:54:36.960
lost, my friend. You know, it's really funny. One thing,
671
00:54:37.199 --> 00:54:43.760
it literally fucking snows balls, like
snowballs so quickly because, like, once
672
00:54:43.840 --> 00:54:47.440
we show up, we'll sit there
almost every single time. Bro Let me
673
00:54:47.519 --> 00:54:51.239
tell you. Let me. I
try to tell him guy that works,
674
00:54:51.239 --> 00:54:53.280
like I tell the guys at work
all the fucking time. It starts out
675
00:54:53.440 --> 00:54:58.920
like this. Listen, we go
to the Bar, I buy one beer,
676
00:54:59.400 --> 00:55:01.880
I bump it to somebody that I
kind of know. Start a conversation.
677
00:55:02.840 --> 00:55:07.559
That guy buys me a drink.
I drank it. Okay, talk
678
00:55:07.679 --> 00:55:10.199
some more, run into another guy. That guy now buys me a drink.
679
00:55:12.000 --> 00:55:15.760
Every single time I go. I
tell the bartender you're doing a great
680
00:55:15.800 --> 00:55:21.159
job, that I keep it up. Bartender gives me a drink and literally
681
00:55:22.039 --> 00:55:29.360
I'll spend three dollars and get fucking
wasted. It's almost inevitable. It's southern
682
00:55:29.440 --> 00:55:37.400
hospitality out at it's fucking finest.
Yeah, all right. Well, I
683
00:55:37.400 --> 00:55:39.679
think we're going to wrap this up
and go get up Coldwin. I.
684
00:55:39.960 --> 00:55:44.400
You know what, I think it's
almost up. I might get some natty
685
00:55:44.519 --> 00:55:47.519
light instead. Do you have natty
down here? Are you kidding me?
686
00:55:47.679 --> 00:55:51.960
I mean like it bars not?
I mean I know they haven't a gas
687
00:55:52.000 --> 00:55:57.360
stations. I would like. I
would be genuinely surprised if they didn't.
688
00:55:57.519 --> 00:56:02.159
If they did not have natty,
let's go find out. Let's get some
689
00:56:02.199 --> 00:56:06.599
Bush lat taste. They don't at
least. Yeah, I love me to
690
00:56:06.760 --> 00:56:12.280
Fitty Beers. We're in Nashville right, two hundred and fifty here in Wolville
691
00:56:12.480 --> 00:56:16.920
or barge down. Well, I
ain't even at dollars, ninety nine dollars,
692
00:56:17.519 --> 00:56:21.920
but you get the twenty four ounces
can, which is still fucking with
693
00:56:22.079 --> 00:56:25.360
dirty. She told them. I
remember this. I was we had legends.
694
00:56:25.679 --> 00:56:30.159
Yeah, now, oh girl said
it was a sixteen ounce can.
695
00:56:30.480 --> 00:56:36.119
Sixteen OUNS, the tall boy can, sixteen hours. There nine dollars.
696
00:56:37.000 --> 00:56:42.360
I was like is that including your
tip? Like, I'm sorry, Heym.
697
00:56:42.480 --> 00:56:45.079
She was a fucking sweetheart, though. She was my phone, but
698
00:56:45.280 --> 00:56:49.480
brand new. I fucking forget this
thing everywhere. I left it at Walmart.
699
00:56:49.519 --> 00:56:53.159
I thought you'd got a Joe Card
out that none. I was like
700
00:56:54.320 --> 00:56:58.400
like a fucking million dollar man,
running down the sidewalk, fucking Oh my
701
00:56:58.559 --> 00:57:02.519
God, and she was like this
is yours. I was like yes,
702
00:57:04.039 --> 00:57:07.239
she was like prove it. I
was like does it got a snowy buffalo
703
00:57:07.440 --> 00:57:12.079
on it? She was like yeah, that's it. Oh Wow, I
704
00:57:12.239 --> 00:57:20.559
was a joking. So I guess
we're gonna go get sorry, I a
705
00:57:20.639 --> 00:57:22.840
stretch adswer you. I guess it's
going to be. It for the night,
706
00:57:22.920 --> 00:57:30.480
guys, and thank you for tuning
in for another great episode of two
707
00:57:30.599 --> 00:57:34.079
beards in a box baby
