Ep. 129 - Hulkamania Lives Forever And Almost Always (RIP)

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Do you smell what the rock is cooking?
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Treehill Wrestling Federation Podcast Brothers
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and Sisters
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Episode 129 that's oh no Hulkamania lives forever and almost always
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R.I.P.
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but not always oh fuck
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the immortal one is no longer immortal
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did these titles forever ago.
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Way
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before Hulk Hogan kicked the bucket.
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We probably did the title for this like season because we did it at the same time as doing season five.
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Yeah.
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So it's been a bit.
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It's been a while.
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Yeah.
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Since we've done that.
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Months
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for sure.
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So forgive us Hulkamania fans for the very apropos episode 129 as I am Sean Harris.
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And I am Erin Cosker.
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That's right, the THWF live and in charge for the 129th time.
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You have to switch it up a little bit here on the OTH and THWF because that's what we do.
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We amalgamate both shows, dude, and we amalgamate.
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the apparent corporation significant
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join-up.
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I never bought it for a
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second.
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That you did not buy.
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So I had to obviously change and modify our intro a little bit as per Road Dog Esquire and Badass Inc.
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I literally did
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not buy it.
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Well, that's part two of the episode, brother.
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We got to hit part one, and that is the Tree Hillside episode.
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we're here bro second last episode of the season
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and how are you feeling so far it's
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the go home for the season finale
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like we talked about this briefly last episode but like let's give a little recap like how are you feeling so far this season
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the first half of the season was way better
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Stronger.
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Oh, way stronger.
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A lot more drama.
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Drama, craziness, and then it kind of almost fell off a cliff a bit.
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Like, if I'm going to look back at my notes, you're going to see a lot of twos and threes, as opposed to the beginning of the season where we're hitting fours, and I think I might even have a five in there on one of the Nanny Carrie episodes as well, too.
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So it definitely had a steep drop-off, unfortunately.
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Again, like you said, Mark Schwan possibly trying to Russo-swerve us, or Schwan-swerve us, and be the guy to make it seem like the show is ending writing it like that just to fucking swerve everybody because they're thinking they're in danger of not getting picked up for another season
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yeah he was a dick and he manipulated and played mind games a lot
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with a lot especially um bethany joy lenz
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well a
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lot of the bullshit that he pulled on her
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lots of bullshit he pulled on her that's like come to light a little bit but like everyone he played everyone specifically the females yeah um there's a reason there's a certain character that hasn't been on for quite a while okay um and Well, we're getting there, but there was very specific conditions.
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Oh.
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That, like, if she were to make a return, very specific conditions would have to be met.
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And when we get there, I'll explain why things played out that way.
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Huh.
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Interesting.
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Like, I'll fully explain it because I know the story.
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But, like, he treated...
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hillary burton horribly he treated all of them horribly
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and honestly the entire cast i'm sure
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like yeah
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so my question is this reboot possibility which apparently is not going to have james lafferty and bethany joy lens in it
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why the
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fuck would we do it then what's the point
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like why would we cover it
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no why would they even do a reboot if they're not going to be a
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part of it because they're trying to do it because there's a lot of fans that loved the relationship between Peyton and Brooke.
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Like so much.
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Like three people?
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No, there's like so fucking many.
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I couldn't put a number to it because the amount of people, it's astronomical.
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They love
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their relationship.
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They love their relationship and they wanted to see, especially because of certain things that are going to happen soon.
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People felt jibbed and I think that the two actresses heard that loud and clear.
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Yes, having a reboot where like the core characters were all together would be nice but also knowing that there might be strained relationships um making it not quite a possibility
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um how many times have you lied and deceived and backstabbed your best friend
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never
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exactly
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i know that's the thing like this whole episode when they're like oh we've been through it all together at
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all you know i remember that time that your fucking boyfriend cheated on you with me twice
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yeah remember that fuck sakes
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i remember that
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yeah anyways let's get into it remember
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when
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so the episode starts off with uh hayley picking like flower petals from a rose and And she's like spreading them on the ground and doing all this decorating.
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And we find out she's actually decorating for Lucas and Peyton's wedding, which they've decided to do very spur of the moment considering they've been engaged forever.
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But also like, well, not forever.
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Not like us.
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We've been engaged forever.
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It feels like.
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But this forest is significant because it's beside the lake where Peyton and Lucas finally spoke.
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When they hated each other.
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When
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her car was broken down and he was driving cute.
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yes um so it's significant to them so that's why they chose this location um in particular but Lucas goes up and he's saying like oh the minister fell through and Haley's like oh weird hack like you can ordain someone online in like five seconds and she's like how cool would that be for you to be married by like someone you know and she's like how cool would that be and lucas goes online he's like ah sounds interesting cool gets her ordained
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you're ordained that's the thing like he obviously needs to put in a bunch of hayley's information like how much would he know of that like
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they've been best friends forever
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sure but like when it comes down to it all these things that you would probably have to enter and making an account for something like that you would probably need probably
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let's be real but yes like he knows enough about her that he was somehow fake able to fake ordain her online um um skills is taking some extra precautions with jamie since the last lucas wedding uh jamie was kidnapped so you know extra first time extra precautions include a leash on a harness and walkie talkies
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yeah
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and And the leash is, like, a retractable leash, too.
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For a five-year-old.
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It's fucking hilarious.
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And Jamie's like, is this necessary?
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And everyone's just like, no.
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So this is just a wedding episode.
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Yeah.
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Like, out of the blue.
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Like, literally out of the blue.
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Well, they said it last episode.
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Like, let's get married, like, right away.
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Yeah.
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But, like, we always, so just the next episode, we have a wedding episode.
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Yeah, but I think the way that they talk about it, this is like a few weeks.
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You know what would have been hilarious?
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Maybe a week or two.
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You know what would have been hilarious?
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What?
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If when they're doing their I do's and everything that Lucas said, I take the Lindsay.
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That's rude.
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Nathan makes it to the wedding, but he's said that he had to.
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go practice or whatever he had practice he's saying the whole time that he had practice and he was able to leave early um but he seems a little bit bummed and why might that be he it's weird because you'd think it's a happy day he'd be happy that his brother's getting married but
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sure to his ex-girlfriend the
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history is so wild man I don't I imagine if that was like our group I guess I've dated one of your buddies one of your buddies used to be slash my buddy used to be like in love with me in high school yeah I guess we're kind of in that
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not to the extent of tree hill though
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um
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I wasn't in a school shooting and fucking...
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Guess
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not.
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Lucas tells Brooke that someone's been invited...
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He's arranged a date for her.
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And she steps out of the tent when she's getting Lucas to get changed.
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He's in a tux that she's like, nah, this won't do.
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You need to rock a little Hugo Boss.
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And then he's like, yeah, you got to get ready too because I've got someone special here for you.
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And Julian comes around the corner.
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Fucking Julian.
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But.
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He's not
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by himself.
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Quick on his heels.
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Not by himself.
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Is Brooke 2.0.
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Honey.
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Actress Brooke 2.0.
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Oh, baby, we should go find somewhere to sit.
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Fuck, Brooke is unimpressed.
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It's the younger, hotter, more advanced version.
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Not hotter.
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I wouldn't say she's hotter.
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Yeah, I don't know.
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Yeah.
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No.
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She's like a little freaky.
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Looking version of Brooke.
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A little freaky looking version.
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I don't know.
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Just like her eyes like bug out of her head a little too much.
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Like the rock?
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Yeah.
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Lauren and Skills are sitting talking and...
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you know, skills is quite convinced that he's got Jamie on lock with this.
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And he's gone
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again
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and
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getting kidnapped by somebody.
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I'm sure
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she's kind of like, uh, you should take a look.
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She plays into it and there's a dog at the end of the leash.
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And, uh, so skills gets up to try and look for jamie and then lauren turns around and her and jamie high five he's behind a tree totally played skills just so good so good um we find out the reason that luke part of the reason nathan's so upset is nino got called up to the clippers
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where are the clippers from
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didn't they say new york
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nope New York Knicks.
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No, sorry, LA.
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There you go.
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Los Angeles Clippers.
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So Nino made that team because I guess they needed some help with the shooting guard position, which is the position originally played by Nathan.
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So he switched positions and now his replacement at shooting guards gets called up to the Clippers.
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And he's just feeling so defeated because he's trying to make everyone else become a team player.
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He's trying to make other people better.
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Yeah.
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Something that he learned when he used to be very selfish.
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Yeah.
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And he's learned to not be so selfish, but now it's kind of kicking him in the ass a little bit.
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Besides Brooke, I think Nathan definitely has the biggest change in character throughout the show.
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For sure.
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Yeah, so far, for sure.
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So he's a little bummed, but, you know, he's...
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telling hayley this and she's like it's okay we'll get through it of
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course and not only that he's at the wedding and he wants to give some kind and loving words to his brother and he's like i don't know whatever i said at lindsey's wedding just replace it with lindsey and with peyton and we're
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good and lucas is like wow glad you put some thought into that bro it's so funny um So everyone is all set.
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Peyton walks down the aisle after Brooke.
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And then everyone was saying that Brooke looked great.
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And then Brooke's like better than Julian's slutty Brooke alike.
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She fucking basically is so childish about so many things and tries to make this entire fucking wedding about her.
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Surprise, surprise.
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She's just frustrated.
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And I get it.
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I would be too.
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Um, especially when she's ambushed.
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Like that's the thing is Lucas invited Julian, not Julian plus one.
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That's true.
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So it didn't work out the way it was supposed to.
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And he meant for Julian to be a date for Brooke.
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So why are no parents at this wedding for Nathan
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and Hayley?
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Well, apparently.
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Because like
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Hayley's.
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No, it's Peyton.
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Oh, sorry.
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Yeah, sorry.
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Peyton's dad is on a boat.
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Yep.
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and uh
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three dead mothers yeah
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lucas's mom was stuck in italy or some shit
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yeah something
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couldn't get away i don't know i think it would be pretty important to be at your kid's wedding but okay shows how
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much karen loves lucas
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and i mean they were at the last one The one that never happened.
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It didn't end up happening.
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Well, it happened, just not the way it was supposed to.
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I mean,
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like it didn't conclude the way it was supposed to.
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But luckily, by the power vested in Haley through OneMinuteMinister.com, he doesn't say Lindsay at the wedding, luckily.
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And not only that, she didn't really know what to say because it's very off the cuff because it's such short notice.
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She was made minister that morning.
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And
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we all know the shortness, the short notice of the show.
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where it's like hey spur of the moment let's go travel to africa hey spur of the moment let's go fucking pick flowers in japan Now, hey, spur of the moment, let's get married and get you ordained right now so you can give a speech that you have no time to prepare for.
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Let's do that.
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And she's not ready for it, and Peyton just tells her, hey, if you can't think of anything, just think of song lyrics.
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And she does.
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And she says, you know, every rose has its thorn, just like every...
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Oh my god, this is so funny.
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Just like every cowboy sings the same sad song...
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every rose has its thorn yeah so just start singing poison in the middle of a fucking ceremony makes sense
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too good Brooke has a great idea though and she leaves after the ceremony to go to trick and Nick Lachey still happens to be there even though it's been a few episodes or whatever
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oh he's been there the whole time like he's literally been in the recording studio for weeks
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I guess so.
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Just
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trying this one song out because you know he can't do it very well.
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She's been practicing.
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She just
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knew he would be there.
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Just knew.
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And she brought a measuring tape with her and she's making sure that she's got the right size tux for him.
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And she's like, I need you to put this on.
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You're just going spur of the moment as my date to this wedding.
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Once
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again, the short notice spur of the moment.
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Hey, put on this suit and we're going to a wedding right now.
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And Nick Lachey doesn't even know whose wedding it
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is.
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No, he just shows up.
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Well, I guess Peyton owns the studio, so he may have met her in passing or something.
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What?
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Brooke?
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What?
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Brooke?
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No.
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Nick.
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Oh, Nick.
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Yeah.
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No, I'm meaning Nick meeting Brooke.
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Oh, you mean Nick.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:18:09.915 --> 00:18:13.761
Well, Nick knows Brooke because they used to kind of...
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date or whatever have hooked up
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yeah
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and he misses her
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so if you were going to a wedding and you were trying to make me jealous for whatever reason you're mad at me or whatever we're in that we're on a break um if you were if we were going to the same wedding and if you were to bring a date to make me jealous who would you bring besides british bulldog
00:18:36.868 --> 00:18:40.377
eric Honestly,
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I don't think I'd be very jealous
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of
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this.
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What?
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Yeah.
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I honestly don't think that would make me jealous.
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Really?
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No.
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Who would make you jealous?
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British Bulldog.
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Oh.
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But he's dead, bro.
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Yeah, so that wouldn't work.
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I don't know.
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The Rock.
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So it would have to be a wrestler for me to make you jealous?
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Well,
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somebody famous and powerful and awesome.
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That would make me jealous.
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Who could I bring to make you jealous?
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Tris Stratus.
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Good Lord.
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Any bitch on your arm is getting murdered if it's not me.
00:19:16.041 --> 00:19:16.582
Very true.
00:19:17.383 --> 00:19:17.843
Very true.
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I watch True Crime.
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Yes, you watch True
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Crime.
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I know what not to do.
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You watch
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True Crime to know that you'll never be a part of True Crime because you're smarter than that.
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But yeah, so...
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They get seated, like Julian gets seated at the same table as Brooke.
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Of course they do.
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Of course, with their respective dates.
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And Missy, the...
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Brooke Alike.
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Brooke Alike?
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Yeah.
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She is, like, fangirling over...
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Over what's-his-face from Dancing with the Stars.
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Yeah, which is Nick Lachey, basically.
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But she had another name for him or something.
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What was
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it?
00:20:00.934 --> 00:20:01.635
I forget.
00:20:01.696 --> 00:20:02.518
It was stupid.
00:20:02.538 --> 00:20:05.825
I'm, like, I'm not a Dancing with the Stars fan, so, like...
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I don't give a fuck.
00:20:07.853 --> 00:20:08.413
I don't care.
00:20:08.433 --> 00:20:13.605
So she's fangirling over this, and Julian's like, oh, shut the fuck up.
00:20:13.625 --> 00:20:14.407
You mentioned Stacey Keebler,
00:20:15.369 --> 00:20:18.897
who was also on Dancing with the Stars, who is the ultimate right beside Trish Travis.
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And then Julian starts making fun of...
00:20:26.657 --> 00:20:34.469
of Nick and his boy band he's like uh he says something about how hot it is in there it must be 98 degrees it's
00:20:34.568 --> 00:20:39.075
probably about 98 degrees in here and then the next scene he's literally been knocked out by Nick
00:20:39.095 --> 00:20:46.203
Lachey he's getting ice on his face cause the the reception happens to be at trick
00:20:46.865 --> 00:20:56.317
you know what though like if I was Nick Lachey and somebody made that comment to me I wouldn't punch anybody I'd be like yeah and I made a shit ton of money doing that so fuck you true right
00:20:56.417 --> 00:20:56.699
True.
00:20:58.282 --> 00:21:02.817
But then Peyton's the one that's icing Julian's face and she's like, you made fun of his boy band.
00:21:02.876 --> 00:21:03.920
You deserved it.
00:21:03.940 --> 00:21:07.730
Yeah, and not only that, this is not the first dude that's punched him out in Tree Hill.
00:21:07.872 --> 00:21:08.753
That's true.
00:21:11.682 --> 00:21:21.510
Nathan is quite distracted and Haley wants him to dance and he's really not feeling it, but she convinces him and then he's totally not into it.
00:21:21.631 --> 00:21:25.854
He's just kind of like super distracted and she's like, just be with me.
00:21:26.054 --> 00:21:36.703
And then he's like, he's trying, he's trying to be present and she's like, nah, grabs his hand, pulls him into the bathroom and they have slutty wedding sex in the bathroom.
00:21:36.723 --> 00:21:36.884
That's
00:21:36.923 --> 00:21:41.647
been the thing all episode long is even talking about, hey, that slutty wedding sex, you know, Mia and Chase.
00:21:41.647 --> 00:21:47.846
and all these other people started talking about the slutty wedding sex and it's actually Hayley and Nate who have the slutty wedding sex
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I mean fair they're married
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yeah sure
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works out
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honestly not that slutty if you're married
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It was just the way they went about it.
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It was kind of slutty.
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A women's
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bathroom and the whole thing.
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Yeah.
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Locked door.
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Their child is like.
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It's like right outside.
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Yeah.
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Totally.
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On a leash.
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Yeah.
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And speaking of skills and Lauren, they're having a dance or whatever.
00:22:15.703 --> 00:22:20.729
And then she, they're talking about their possibility of slutty wedding sex.
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But it's a little difficult when you're taking care of a child.
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A A
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leashed child.
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A leashed child.
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Right.
00:22:27.215 --> 00:22:31.423
And then Lauren says, hang on to that leash, will ya?
00:22:32.644 --> 00:22:33.145
Yeah.
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Yeah, maybe we'll use that later.
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Oh,
00:22:34.788 --> 00:22:35.650
my God.
00:22:36.050 --> 00:22:36.270
Yeah.
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They're feisty.
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They're feisty.
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Skills is
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into the fucking freaky blonde chicks, man.
00:22:41.660 --> 00:22:42.280
Apparently.
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Big time freaks, yeah.
00:22:43.301 --> 00:22:43.883
Apparently.
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Julian asks Brooke to dance.
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And she kind of makes a comment like, what about...
00:22:50.529 --> 00:22:51.310
Missy.
00:22:51.771 --> 00:22:55.619
Well, she's off having slutty wedding sex with fucking Nick Lachey.
00:22:55.859 --> 00:23:00.548
Well, apparently she left because Julian called her Brooke too many times.
00:23:01.009 --> 00:23:02.031
Yeah, Brooke 2.0.
00:23:02.792 --> 00:23:05.438
So, yeah.
00:23:05.665 --> 00:23:10.835
So they're having a dance, and they're kind of talking about, like, where do we go from here?
00:23:10.935 --> 00:23:13.460
And she's like, I don't think we can go anywhere from here.
00:23:13.500 --> 00:23:15.825
Like, you're off doing your thing.
00:23:15.845 --> 00:23:17.607
I'm here doing my thing.
00:23:17.688 --> 00:23:20.593
Like, you know, it is what it is.
00:23:20.633 --> 00:23:22.036
Yeah.
00:23:22.155 --> 00:23:27.846
So, yeah, obviously, the Brooke-alike, Missy and Nick, hook up on the pool table
00:23:27.886 --> 00:23:29.028
at
00:23:29.088 --> 00:23:29.368
Trick.
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Yeah.
00:23:29.986 --> 00:23:30.928
in the studio
00:23:31.147 --> 00:23:31.828
peyton went no
00:23:32.529 --> 00:23:32.990
no
00:23:33.010 --> 00:23:35.214
right so she's gonna go play pool on that not no
00:23:35.575 --> 00:23:54.500
right um julian is uh heading out and he stops by close of a rose hoping to run into brooke brooke's not there but victoria is and he's like huh you're brooke's mother and he's like i'm julian And basically tells her to go fuck herself.
00:23:54.520 --> 00:23:58.326
Yeah, she's like, well, you know, it's called clothes over bros, right?
00:23:58.346 --> 00:24:01.652
And he's just like, you're an absolute sack of shit and go kill yourself.
00:24:04.194 --> 00:24:07.220
Peyton and Lucas head home and it's been a big day.
00:24:07.259 --> 00:24:10.023
She's still supposed to be on bed rest.
00:24:10.044 --> 00:24:13.429
So Lucas has been very worried about her with this whole thing.
00:24:13.469 --> 00:24:15.731
But they've got the house all decked up.
00:24:15.751 --> 00:24:16.413
The doctor said
00:24:16.553 --> 00:24:17.054
it was okay.
00:24:17.185 --> 00:24:22.252
This is a huge fire hazard, but there was tons of candles everywhere.
00:24:22.292 --> 00:24:23.821
All candles put out.
00:24:24.034 --> 00:24:27.037
like you know lit up when they're not home for hours
00:24:27.237 --> 00:24:31.460
yep flower petals all over the place like white flower petals what a
00:24:31.500 --> 00:24:31.820
hazard
00:24:32.280 --> 00:24:41.469
and uh he says you know i think you i have we have enough time or whatever for one more surprise i think you have it in you for one more
00:24:41.489 --> 00:24:43.471
no she does not
00:24:43.830 --> 00:24:52.358
and he's like i gotta go out to the garage for a second she's like oh and she looks in their room and sees the flowers all over the bed and the candles and then
00:24:52.439 --> 00:24:53.378
it turns into carrie
00:24:53.720 --> 00:25:20.134
and then all of a sudden there's drops of blood on the flower petals and she looks down and then the next scene we see Lucas is taking the cover off the comet and he's going back in and there's a puddle of blood on the bedroom floor or the floor like right going into the bedroom and Peyton is passed out like out cold.
00:25:21.016 --> 00:25:24.420
Wouldn't it make more sense if like Because he already had the car ready.
00:25:24.819 --> 00:25:28.265
So wouldn't he want to drive up to the wedding in it and just be like, hey, look.
00:25:29.086 --> 00:25:32.471
I mean, they all drive on grass all the time anyway, so what the fuck do they care?
00:25:32.691 --> 00:25:35.875
Yeah, but he wanted it to be a specific kind of surprise.
00:25:36.635 --> 00:25:38.980
That wouldn't have been as much of a surprise, I don't think.
00:25:39.701 --> 00:25:40.422
I think it would have been.
00:25:40.662 --> 00:25:41.502
And for everybody, too.
00:25:42.124 --> 00:25:42.503
Yeah, whatever.
00:25:42.523 --> 00:25:42.564
It
00:25:42.584 --> 00:25:47.111
would have been way cooler as opposed to waiting for her to bleed out to death when you can't even show her the car.
00:25:48.251 --> 00:25:48.673
I don't know.
00:25:48.853 --> 00:25:49.334
This whole...
00:25:50.690 --> 00:25:53.934
Second last episode, a wedding episode, and it's like, meh.
00:25:55.155 --> 00:26:03.489
Oh, also, by the way, Nathan might be on shit from his team because he skipped practice entirely.
00:26:03.528 --> 00:26:05.652
He wasn't excused from it.
00:26:06.452 --> 00:26:09.657
And Bobby had some words for him about that.
00:26:10.499 --> 00:26:17.729
Yeah, I mean, honestly, the only thing that I feel that I'm really actually into right now is Nathan's basketball career.
00:26:18.433 --> 00:26:20.936
That's the only thing that's somewhat gripping me right now.
00:26:21.037 --> 00:26:23.240
Everything else is just background.
00:26:23.661 --> 00:26:28.607
It's just honestly, dare I say, boring.
00:26:28.627 --> 00:26:31.490
Not impressed.
00:26:32.011 --> 00:26:37.138
Like the way the season started out, I'd be like, this is right up there with three and four.
00:26:38.019 --> 00:26:41.565
But now it's like marginally better than last season.
00:26:43.146 --> 00:26:46.878
This gives me higher hopes though for like, the next season though.
00:26:47.400 --> 00:26:47.599
Yeah.
00:26:47.619 --> 00:26:49.000
The way you're feeling right now.
00:26:49.040 --> 00:26:49.201
Yeah.
00:26:50.563 --> 00:26:50.643
Yeah.
00:26:50.663 --> 00:26:50.903
I don't know.
00:26:51.143 --> 00:26:52.163
I'm just kind of over it.
00:26:53.005 --> 00:26:54.686
I just kind of want a new season.
00:26:54.727 --> 00:26:55.807
I want new storylines.
00:26:55.887 --> 00:26:57.308
I want some new characters.
00:26:57.388 --> 00:26:59.310
I want something different.
00:27:00.372 --> 00:27:05.557
Because honestly, Nathan and Haley and that part of the family is the only ones I care about.
00:27:06.057 --> 00:27:09.140
And I'm not getting enough Dan and Deb and all that stuff.
00:27:09.180 --> 00:27:10.602
You get them periodically.
00:27:10.642 --> 00:27:12.483
No Whitey whatsoever.
00:27:13.364 --> 00:27:14.885
Just there's a lot missing.
00:27:15.170 --> 00:27:17.292
There's not enough there.
00:27:17.313 --> 00:27:22.059
I mean, you spend an entire episode on a fucking wedding that literally goes nowhere.
00:27:22.099 --> 00:27:26.626
It's mostly about Brooke and Julian, this fucking wedding.
00:27:26.666 --> 00:27:27.868
Right?
00:27:28.048 --> 00:27:29.130
So, I don't know.
00:27:29.411 --> 00:27:30.092
I'm just not feeling it.
00:27:30.311 --> 00:27:31.334
It's a 2.20.
00:27:32.776 --> 00:27:33.115
Damn.
00:27:33.336 --> 00:27:34.298
Yeah.
00:27:34.739 --> 00:27:34.858
Or
00:27:35.380 --> 00:27:37.001
just a 2.2 because, you
00:27:37.021 --> 00:27:37.201
know.
00:27:37.221 --> 00:27:38.104
2.20.
00:27:38.483 --> 00:27:42.230
Because for a go-home show to the...
00:27:42.625 --> 00:28:13.066
season finale man this falls flat dude very very flat and even with the whole you know supposed shock of Peyton at the end and blah blah blah she'll be fine we'll be in the hospital the next episode as always but she'll be fine I mean like I said Hayley got fucking dumped by a fucking car and did 17 flips and a triple Lindy hop and still had the fucking kid so I think this whole you know whatever fucking condition she has
00:28:13.125 --> 00:28:13.807
placenta
00:28:14.208 --> 00:28:37.701
placenta previa um i just it's it's not doing it for me it's just not so i'm ready for these characters to leave already get the fuck off my screen i'm over it i'm over it and that's that bro But there's plenty of characters we want to see on this side of the THWF.
00:28:37.740 --> 00:28:43.192
That is the December 7th, 1998 edition of Monday Night Raw.
00:28:43.212 --> 00:28:50.387
And it's coming to us, emanating, of course, from New Haven, Connecticut.
00:28:51.650 --> 00:28:53.093
We're going to start out with...
00:28:53.794 --> 00:28:57.238
D-Generation X, but only three members of DX.
00:28:57.858 --> 00:29:01.282
China, X-Pac, and the newly returned Triple H.
00:29:01.423 --> 00:29:02.403
He is back.
00:29:03.105 --> 00:29:04.145
He seems to be okay.
00:29:05.428 --> 00:29:08.491
He's cutting a promo here, but before he can get anything out.
00:29:11.255 --> 00:29:12.556
Oh, you didn't know?
00:29:12.596 --> 00:29:20.605
Jesse! James! Better call somebody!
00:29:27.394 --> 00:29:31.239
Oh, you weren't aware of this?
00:29:33.801 --> 00:29:47.259
Your posterior better contact somebody! That's what the corporate New Age outlaws are going to come out here with their suits and their different intros.
00:29:48.039 --> 00:29:52.384
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, the corporation proudly presents...
00:29:53.602 --> 00:30:05.994
Your WWF Tag Team Champions of the World, Road Dog Esquire, Badass Inc., the New Age Corporate Outlaws.
00:30:06.635 --> 00:30:07.176
They're here.
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What's up with fucking New Age Outlaws?
00:30:09.778 --> 00:30:09.798
I
00:30:10.140 --> 00:30:10.881
don't like it.
00:30:10.901 --> 00:30:11.300
I don't believe it.
00:30:11.320 --> 00:30:11.401
They
00:30:11.500 --> 00:30:11.741
got suits.
00:30:12.182 --> 00:30:15.085
They have bottled water that they're drinking with their pinkies out.
00:30:15.105 --> 00:30:16.205
Oh, my God.
00:30:18.209 --> 00:30:22.593
Vincent Kennedy McMahon presents the new New Age Outlaws.
00:30:23.682 --> 00:30:24.222
Decked out in
00:30:24.282 --> 00:30:24.563
suits.
00:30:24.623 --> 00:30:27.047
And even, like, because normally they spit the water out.
00:30:28.970 --> 00:30:29.310
Don't they?
00:30:29.330 --> 00:30:29.611
Sometimes, yeah.
00:30:29.691 --> 00:30:30.271
Sometimes, yeah.
00:30:30.472 --> 00:30:31.093
They did, like,
00:30:31.114 --> 00:30:31.134
a...
00:30:31.193 --> 00:30:31.894
They did the pink...
00:30:31.954 --> 00:30:32.915
Yeah, yeah.
00:30:33.136 --> 00:30:34.538
And the little pinkies and everything.
00:30:35.059 --> 00:30:39.046
And, you know, the heartbreak kid is out there full force.
00:30:39.606 --> 00:30:42.090
And now, apparently, the outlaws have joined the corporation.
00:30:42.290 --> 00:30:42.852
Here's the thing.
00:30:42.971 --> 00:30:43.112
Yeah.
00:30:44.554 --> 00:30:45.234
You called it, bro.
00:30:45.596 --> 00:30:46.336
Badass...
00:30:46.396 --> 00:30:46.637
Yeah.
00:30:46.877 --> 00:30:49.321
...has the same, like...
00:30:49.794 --> 00:30:52.138
blue slash black jacket.
00:30:52.339 --> 00:30:53.061
It was a blue jacket.
00:30:53.082 --> 00:30:53.923
It was a blue jacket, yeah.
00:30:54.625 --> 00:30:56.128
With the beige pants.
00:30:56.148 --> 00:30:56.249
Beige
00:30:56.269 --> 00:30:56.769
pants, yeah.
00:30:57.211 --> 00:30:58.453
Same as Shawn Michaels.
00:30:58.554 --> 00:31:02.323
And their hair looked very similar with the tied up at the back.
00:31:02.343 --> 00:31:04.367
Tied up, blondish hair, yes.
00:31:04.989 --> 00:31:05.490
Very similar.
00:31:05.510 --> 00:31:06.653
Something to note...
00:31:07.170 --> 00:31:16.958
But Shawn Michaels gets down in the ring and this is the first face-to-face confrontation that Shawn Michaels and Triple H have had since WrestleMania earlier this year.
00:31:16.999 --> 00:31:25.846
So we're almost going back like a good nine months, 10 months since the last meeting that they had face-to-face and they go at it.
00:31:26.125 --> 00:31:38.727
Shawn Michaels tears down Triple H saying that he would be no one without him, that he was a jobber on the undercard before he started DX, right?
00:31:38.948 --> 00:31:40.377
Triple H would be nothing.
00:31:41.218 --> 00:31:49.308
To be fair, I feel a lot of Triple H's popularity is in part due to Shawn Michaels, giving him that rub.
00:31:49.828 --> 00:31:58.540
You know, being on the top of the card with a guy like Shawn Michaels, he's a fucking legend, when Triple H is nowhere near that status when he was brought into DX, right?
00:31:58.981 --> 00:31:59.142
Yeah.
00:31:59.162 --> 00:32:04.348
So Shawn Michaels definitely has some sense here by saying all this.
00:32:04.829 --> 00:32:06.771
But yet Triple H comes back with, well, guess what?
00:32:06.832 --> 00:32:10.757
You dropped the ball and I picked it up and I became the leader and you can't wrestle anymore.
00:32:11.874 --> 00:32:12.815
So what are you going to do about it?
00:32:12.835 --> 00:32:15.519
And he's like, maybe I can't wrestle, but I can make you do whatever I want.
00:32:15.618 --> 00:32:22.328
And you're going to have a take match with X-Pac tonight teaming up against Shamrock and Bossman.
00:32:23.390 --> 00:32:24.432
And
00:32:24.491 --> 00:32:25.834
it's a nose qualification match.
00:32:25.913 --> 00:32:30.058
So if the outlaws want to interfere, they are more than welcome to.
00:32:32.289 --> 00:32:35.133
Get our first match of the night after the first segment.
00:32:35.192 --> 00:32:36.654
In our second segment, we get...
00:32:37.115 --> 00:32:38.317
Oh, you better recognize.
00:32:38.757 --> 00:32:39.278
That's right.
00:32:39.298 --> 00:32:41.519
In the new theme song as well, too.
00:32:41.579 --> 00:32:45.704
D'Lo Brown, greatest European champ of all time.
00:32:45.744 --> 00:32:46.625
Fucking bobblehead.
00:32:46.665 --> 00:32:47.326
No, he's not.
00:32:47.346 --> 00:32:48.827
Against the greatest of all time,
00:32:49.588 --> 00:32:50.190
Jeff Jarrett.
00:32:50.769 --> 00:32:50.971
Ew.
00:32:52.311 --> 00:32:56.436
Now, we noticed that on this episode of Monday Night Raw, and that was a little bit of backstory.
00:32:56.457 --> 00:32:57.096
You do have to...
00:32:57.761 --> 00:33:02.988
just have some context to all of this, Michael Cole is doing play-by-play.
00:33:04.209 --> 00:33:05.830
And reason being two reasons.
00:33:06.852 --> 00:33:09.335
Unfortunately, Jim Ross' mom passed away.
00:33:09.375 --> 00:33:15.442
And not only that, too, the night before, they were in London, England, and they did Capital Carnage.
00:33:16.762 --> 00:33:19.645
More or less just a house show for the English fans.
00:33:20.207 --> 00:33:21.508
But, you know, they had a bunch of matches.
00:33:21.548 --> 00:33:23.530
They had Rock and X-Pac for the world title.
00:33:23.550 --> 00:33:24.751
Austin was there.
00:33:25.932 --> 00:33:52.694
Jackie got her tits out as well too legit uh and uh it was actually mark merrill's last appearance had a match and i was overshadowed by jackie's shirt coming off uh but that's the thing throughout this event and during this event jr actually fell ill with another bout of bell's palsy so bell's palsy having kind of a uh What do you call it?
00:33:52.734 --> 00:33:54.978
Drooping kind of face on one side.
00:33:55.057 --> 00:33:57.780
It's almost like a paralysis of the face or half of the face.
00:33:58.541 --> 00:34:01.766
And he's gone through this before, but now he's getting a real bad bout of it.
00:34:01.786 --> 00:34:03.067
And he had it happen.
00:34:03.307 --> 00:34:06.030
And apparently he lost stress and that kind of stuff causes it.
00:34:06.832 --> 00:34:07.853
It's like MS.
00:34:08.233 --> 00:34:12.759
Stress amplifies my symptoms or makes them come forward.
00:34:12.798 --> 00:34:18.525
Actually, when I was starting to have my first symptoms, my...
00:34:18.818 --> 00:34:27.929
first symptom was partial numbness of my face and my mom was like oh that might be bell's palsy that's what she initially felt thought
00:34:28.048 --> 00:34:28.210
yeah
00:34:28.250 --> 00:34:29.130
yeah
00:34:30.012 --> 00:34:34.677
but uh yeah unfortunately he's been wrestling wrestling with that for a long time in his life
00:34:35.699 --> 00:34:36.039
and he's not
00:34:36.099 --> 00:34:39.664
here and he's not gonna be the play-by-play commentator for a while i
00:34:40.844 --> 00:34:40.965
get it
00:34:41.005 --> 00:34:44.028
though oh absolutely it's quite the health event and
00:34:44.228 --> 00:34:58.226
and like stress right like if you're in situations where like things and from what you've said about like the way that vince was kind of like treating them um but not just that too that would not help
00:34:58.367 --> 00:35:03.572
but not just that too we or at least you know jim ross is the play-by-play guy
00:35:03.612 --> 00:35:03.753
yeah
00:35:04.474 --> 00:35:41.003
behind the scenes he is in charge of of um talent relations so anything to do with the wrestlers like getting them to where they need to and basically taking care of all the shit with wrestlers that is on JR so you can imagine the amount of stress yeah with dealing with you know dozens and dozens and dozens of these fucking crazy ass wrestlers doing these fucking things and who knows what especially at this time in the attitude era so yeah definitely a ton of stress so feel bad for him mhm At the time, I thought we were unlucky.
00:35:41.063 --> 00:35:42.264
We were getting Michael Cole.
00:35:42.324 --> 00:35:47.088
But looking back, we're lucky to get Michael Cole because he is the second goat.
00:35:47.108 --> 00:35:48.409
No, he did really good.
00:35:48.909 --> 00:35:49.550
He's great.
00:35:52.271 --> 00:35:53.634
At least it wasn't Vince.
00:35:53.934 --> 00:35:55.014
Yeah, exactly.
00:35:55.054 --> 00:35:55.695
It wasn't Vince.
00:35:55.815 --> 00:36:02.481
But also, too, is that now Michael Cole is starting to scratch that play-by-play itch.
00:36:03.362 --> 00:36:04.023
And he's here.
00:36:04.063 --> 00:36:05.083
He does a great job.
00:36:06.043 --> 00:36:07.646
But I think back then, I remember watching it.
00:36:08.001 --> 00:36:13.226
back then during this time and a lot of people were not happy that Michael Cole was there just because he's not J.R.
00:36:13.527 --> 00:36:13.786
J.R.
00:36:13.806 --> 00:36:17.230
is a legend he's got the perfect voice for it and Michael Cole just wasn't him
00:36:17.570 --> 00:36:21.713
but knowing the reason you can't be pissed off about the reason but
00:36:21.773 --> 00:36:25.396
I guess more people were pissed that it was actually Michael Cole taking the spot
00:36:25.938 --> 00:36:27.559
I mean honestly I don't
00:36:27.599 --> 00:36:30.722
think there would have been no not just Vince could have been Jim Cornette
00:36:31.141 --> 00:36:33.923
could have been Shane McMahon absolutely not could have been
00:36:34.144 --> 00:36:35.626
fucking Michael Hayes
00:36:35.726 --> 00:36:36.907
I don't even know who that is
00:36:37.086 --> 00:36:37.967
Doc Hendricks
00:36:37.967 --> 00:36:38.329
Okay.
00:36:38.931 --> 00:36:39.231
No.
00:36:39.291 --> 00:36:41.438
Could have been, you know, somebody along those lines.
00:36:41.478 --> 00:36:44.106
So at least we got fucking Michael Cole and he's going to do a good job.
00:36:45.690 --> 00:36:48.639
But we've seen him do it once in a blue moon anyway.
00:36:48.659 --> 00:36:48.739
Yeah,
00:36:48.900 --> 00:36:49.179
for sure.
00:36:49.240 --> 00:36:52.068
He was there when it was the three man booth before as well, too.
00:36:52.769 --> 00:37:01.601
But looking back at the legendary career of Michael Cole, we definitely know that he will more than suffice in replacement of JR.
00:37:02.503 --> 00:37:07.489
So we have a strip tease match at the pay-per-view in Vancouver.
00:37:07.909 --> 00:37:10.132
So I got to see a strip tease match in Rock Bottom.
00:37:11.434 --> 00:37:14.018
And it's going to be Jeff Jarrett and Gold Dust.
00:37:14.478 --> 00:37:17.121
Gold Dust wins, which we all need this to happen.
00:37:18.463 --> 00:37:19.626
Debra has to strip.
00:37:20.737 --> 00:37:24.302
And if Jeff Jarrett wins, Goldust has to strap.
00:37:25.824 --> 00:37:26.085
Oh, God.
00:37:26.105 --> 00:37:28.407
So, yes, we're all cheering for Goldust big time.
00:37:28.867 --> 00:37:35.735
But Goldust, in this match with D'Lo and Double J, he comes out in a trench coat and starts revealing himself to Debra.
00:37:37.398 --> 00:37:37.518
Mm-hmm.
00:37:37.538 --> 00:37:38.199
Revealing himself.
00:37:38.219 --> 00:37:40.041
Revealing himself, in quotations.
00:37:40.702 --> 00:37:44.927
And it costs Double J the match.
00:37:45.467 --> 00:37:48.552
D'Lo rolls him up in a big win, and that's that.
00:37:50.213 --> 00:37:50.333
Mm-hmm.
00:37:50.530 --> 00:37:52.614
This was your favorite commercial ever.
00:37:52.634 --> 00:37:56.800
It's the new WWF cologne and the eau
00:37:57.362 --> 00:37:57.782
de toilette.
00:37:57.802 --> 00:37:59.324
This was fucking awful.
00:37:59.664 --> 00:38:01.068
Eau de toilette for women.
00:38:02.590 --> 00:38:08.119
These beatniks playing upright basses and doing a jazz number.
00:38:08.139 --> 00:38:13.849
Do you smell what The Rock is smelling with this cologne right now?
00:38:13.869 --> 00:38:16.293
And it's just very beatnik...
00:38:16.769 --> 00:38:19.152
jazz-inspired commercial.
00:38:19.192 --> 00:38:20.353
It's pretty fucking awful.
00:38:20.492 --> 00:38:21.653
It was so bad.
00:38:21.673 --> 00:38:21.793
It was
00:38:21.813 --> 00:38:22.195
really bad.
00:38:23.536 --> 00:38:28.599
Vince McMahon also spoke at Oxford University in Oxford, England for some reason.
00:38:29.260 --> 00:38:32.844
Did that while they were on their tour over there when they did Capital of Carnage the night prior.
00:38:33.364 --> 00:38:37.688
We're going to get a tag team match with two heel teams, Headbangers and The Brood.
00:38:38.188 --> 00:38:45.675
And the only reason why it's two heel teams is because Luna and The Oddities come out and they're going to start beating the shit out of basically everybody.
00:38:45.715 --> 00:38:54.184
And uh tiger holly singh and babu come in for some reason and actually luna beats the shit out of tiger holly singh and babu which is great
00:38:54.465 --> 00:38:54.786
uh
00:38:55.527 --> 00:39:00.793
so obviously a fuck finish and it's not like we ever get real finishes on monday raw anyways
00:39:01.054 --> 00:39:03.137
like so rare
00:39:03.257 --> 00:39:11.467
very rare it's got to be a disqualification a count out a brawl a no contest or interference of some sort It's
00:39:11.487 --> 00:39:12.929
rarer than my steaks.
00:39:13.010 --> 00:39:13.150
You
00:39:13.210 --> 00:39:18.059
can't have any finality on Monday Night Raw, apparently.
00:39:19.181 --> 00:39:21.005
We get Goldust and Owen Hart.
00:39:21.085 --> 00:39:23.068
Owen, officially coming out of retirement.
00:39:23.088 --> 00:39:28.820
He announced on Sunday Night Heat that he's coming out of retirement at rock bottom, but yet comes out of retirement tonight.
00:39:29.561 --> 00:39:29.942
Yeah.
00:39:30.003 --> 00:39:31.545
Six days before rock bottom.
00:39:31.969 --> 00:39:32.670
so silly i
00:39:33.012 --> 00:39:53.469
mean honestly owen's been there the entire time he hasn't really left but then we get the reversal we get way better instead of gold dust coming out with the trench coat we get deborah coming out with the trench coat and revealing herself to gold dust and owen but actually owen gets more distracted by it and gold dust rolls up only for the one two three which is hilarious but
00:39:53.666 --> 00:39:57.628
it was funny because Goldust was like yeah that was nice
00:39:57.949 --> 00:40:06.157
I like that I mean you know he used to be married to Terry you know so he got you know the golden titties and now he's getting the puppies so he's down with
00:40:06.197 --> 00:40:24.614
that but it's weird it's weird to see Goldust back again because we had like I was a big like not a big Goldust fan but like I was I was a fan I thought he was pretty great and then all of a sudden he did this whole porn dust thing and then God God dust.
00:40:24.634 --> 00:40:24.934
God dust.
00:40:25.155 --> 00:40:25.735
Just dust.
00:40:25.755 --> 00:40:26.177
And just like...
00:40:26.197 --> 00:40:29.422
He was the fucking New Year's baby one week.
00:40:29.483 --> 00:40:31.427
He was his dad one week.
00:40:31.547 --> 00:40:32.389
It was just fucking weird.
00:40:32.409 --> 00:40:33.010
He was just all over the place.
00:40:33.070 --> 00:40:35.054
He went through this weird stage.
00:40:35.454 --> 00:40:39.503
And now that he's back to gold dust, it's kind of hard to appreciate him the same.
00:40:39.523 --> 00:40:42.449
I'm sure I'll get there.
00:40:42.509 --> 00:40:43.409
OG gold dust.
00:40:43.431 --> 00:40:44.974
It's just I keep thinking about...
00:40:45.505 --> 00:40:47.067
all the other shit in between.
00:40:47.106 --> 00:40:47.427
You
00:40:47.447 --> 00:40:48.389
just don't have to think about that.
00:40:48.429 --> 00:40:49.969
He's back to being OG Goldust now.
00:40:50.050 --> 00:40:52.672
He's the androgynous, the bizarre one.
00:40:52.692 --> 00:40:53.052
It's
00:40:53.072 --> 00:40:56.295
just weird how they just switch characters so fast.
00:40:56.434 --> 00:40:57.155
I mean, that's the thing.
00:40:57.175 --> 00:40:57.916
Just willy-nilly, it feels
00:40:57.936 --> 00:40:58.016
like.
00:40:58.036 --> 00:40:58.998
Yeah, but that's the thing, though.
00:40:59.038 --> 00:41:00.778
Like, you know, they get stale.
00:41:00.838 --> 00:41:03.481
Like, they're coming out, they're doing their thing, people get tired of it.
00:41:03.581 --> 00:41:07.264
So why keep doing the same thing when you can change it up and actually get people talking again?
00:41:07.844 --> 00:41:08.005
Right?
00:41:08.025 --> 00:41:08.806
Like, look at The Rock.
00:41:09.327 --> 00:41:11.188
Like, he came in as a babyface.
00:41:11.668 --> 00:41:13.369
White, meat, fucking babyface.
00:41:13.469 --> 00:41:14.231
Rocky Maivia.
00:41:14.311 --> 00:41:14.992
My dad's a wrestler.
00:41:15.012 --> 00:41:15.472
My grandma's a wrestler.
00:41:15.472 --> 00:41:48.371
grandpa's a wrestler i have zero charisma i suck i'm okay in the ring and now i'm gonna get shot to the top because of my bloodline quote unquote and people shit all over him because he's this white meat baby face who's you know the blue chipper and smiles and kisses babies you know and then what does he do he fucking turns his back on the fans because they turn their back on him and joins the nation right and then he's a heel right for the better part of a year and then eventually you know he gets out of the nation and now people start liking him so now he's over as a baby face And a few weeks later, he joins with the corporation and turns heel again.
00:41:48.411 --> 00:41:51.239
So he was face to heel to face to heel.
00:41:51.940 --> 00:41:53.384
And this is in, like, two years.
00:41:53.485 --> 00:41:56.190
Yeah, but he's still the same, like, character right now.
00:41:56.231 --> 00:41:56.693
Right
00:41:56.753 --> 00:41:57.454
now, yeah.
00:41:57.715 --> 00:42:01.565
But then there's, like, Goldust has just been, like...
00:42:02.273 --> 00:42:04.315
Just all over the place, it feels like.
00:42:04.335 --> 00:42:04.536
But look
00:42:04.576 --> 00:42:05.637
at Undertaker as well, too.
00:42:05.717 --> 00:42:09.360
I mean, Undertaker was a huge babyface when we started and all throughout the Kane
00:42:09.380 --> 00:42:09.460
deal.
00:42:09.480 --> 00:42:10.300
I know, but he's still
00:42:10.400 --> 00:42:11.101
Undertaker.
00:42:11.141 --> 00:42:18.027
Yeah, but now he's getting these evil, evil intentions and doing these crazy fucking demonic things.
00:42:18.367 --> 00:42:19.869
That's not what he was doing before.
00:42:19.889 --> 00:42:21.731
So that's definitely a character change.
00:42:22.311 --> 00:42:24.612
His characteristics have changed.
00:42:24.632 --> 00:42:28.956
The only thing is, I say with Austin, he's been the same character the entire time.
00:42:28.996 --> 00:42:30.358
It's just his opponents have changed.
00:42:30.619 --> 00:42:30.998
Yeah.
00:42:31.259 --> 00:42:39.809
But you look at Vince Vince McMahon, announcer, goes from that to screwing over a bet to being one of the biggest, if not the biggest heel in the company, right?
00:42:40.110 --> 00:42:42.152
So you see the difference in characters.
00:42:42.192 --> 00:42:43.032
Look at Rockabilly.
00:42:43.454 --> 00:42:53.186
Yeah, but then we've also seen characters that are one character one week, and then they're something completely different, totally different name.
00:42:53.246 --> 00:42:53.565
Like
00:42:53.585 --> 00:42:54.067
Mick Foley?
00:42:54.086 --> 00:42:54.106
A
00:42:56.268 --> 00:42:58.831
little bit, but like the lame ones, you know?
00:42:58.851 --> 00:43:00.014
Like who?
00:43:00.673 --> 00:43:02.431
Like fucking what's his nuts?
00:43:02.795 --> 00:43:03.543
Al Snow?
00:43:04.481 --> 00:43:05.943
He was something else completely.
00:43:05.963 --> 00:43:06.503
He was Leaf Cassidy.
00:43:06.563 --> 00:43:07.023
Yeah.
00:43:07.405 --> 00:43:07.844
But then he went
00:43:07.885 --> 00:43:09.545
away for a while and he came back as Al Snow.
00:43:10.226 --> 00:43:10.786
It's just weird.
00:43:10.907 --> 00:43:11.088
Yeah.
00:43:11.507 --> 00:43:16.492
I mean, Mick Foley has been four different characters himself and then the three
00:43:16.632 --> 00:43:16.972
faces of Foley.
00:43:16.992 --> 00:43:17.713
But he makes fun of it.
00:43:17.813 --> 00:43:23.798
I think he does that in a way to like make fun of how often people change characters in a sense.
00:43:23.818 --> 00:43:24.159
I don't think
00:43:24.219 --> 00:43:24.358
so.
00:43:24.438 --> 00:43:28.742
I think it's more of just like he wants to show people the alter egos that he has, you know?
00:43:28.943 --> 00:43:29.023
Yeah.
00:43:29.503 --> 00:43:31.746
It's more about like, yes, I'm this character.
00:43:31.826 --> 00:43:33.907
I'm the deranged mankind.
00:43:33.987 --> 00:43:45.967
I'm this but i have a funny side to myself but then i can also be do love where i'm like you know party guy and with the ladies but then turn corporate or i could be cactus jack he's just a fucking madman and wants to put three people through tables and shit
00:43:46.148 --> 00:43:50.355
but he's still like royal rumble made for all
00:43:50.375 --> 00:43:51.918
three fucking characters
00:43:51.998 --> 00:44:00.561
by being all three in one night sure sure and like that's what i think is hilarious i think that's funny but like
00:44:00.601 --> 00:44:14.273
my my favorite part of that three faces of foley in the rumble earlier this year was is that he was number one in the rumble as cactus jack and as he was coming down jim ross was like oh yeah do love and mankind are staying at home tonight
00:44:14.492 --> 00:44:16.034
yeah that was so funny
00:44:16.054 --> 00:44:25.121
they didn't make it but cactus jack is here little did we know a guy entered the royal rumble three times we know little did we know i
00:44:25.543 --> 00:44:27.684
knew beforehand because i saw a spoiler
00:44:28.106 --> 00:44:32.911
oh little did i know when i was originally originally watching it on pay-per-view but uh hilariously
00:44:32.931 --> 00:44:34.273
it must have blew your mind oh
00:44:34.353 --> 00:44:46.228
i know well i was like sure cactus jack and then i start hearing the mankind me is like what the fuck are you pulling out here again and the hilarious thing about everything is that a man entered the rumble three times and still didn't win
00:44:46.268 --> 00:44:49.070
it
00:44:49.090 --> 00:44:59.353
wasn't even the final two so funny he was in the final four he made it but then it went down to Farouk Rock in Austin and then Austin in Rock and then eventually
00:44:59.512 --> 00:45:00.052
Austin
00:45:00.514 --> 00:45:03.356
fuck Rook which we also have to talk about in this episode as
00:45:03.737 --> 00:45:04.416
well I don't want to
00:45:04.456 --> 00:45:18.048
which before we do though at Capital Carnage in England we had a few fans out here one dressing up as Val Venus because he's only in a towel and one who dressed up as the Rock who did one hell of a Rock impersonation
00:45:18.309 --> 00:45:20.391
especially for having a British accent great
00:45:20.690 --> 00:45:21.172
voice
00:45:21.311 --> 00:45:21.552
it was great
00:45:21.552 --> 00:45:23.054
Very well done.
00:45:23.914 --> 00:45:25.496
Yeah, he was spot on.
00:45:25.516 --> 00:45:26.197
He was big on that.
00:45:27.480 --> 00:45:31.646
He did a very good job of making sure he sounded like The
00:45:31.706 --> 00:45:32.025
Rock.
00:45:32.045 --> 00:45:32.507
Oh, for sure.
00:45:32.646 --> 00:45:33.648
Yeah, top notch here.
00:45:34.510 --> 00:45:37.793
Then we also have Godfather and Val Venus.
00:45:38.295 --> 00:45:41.679
We're offering up hoes again, but we're offering them up to Bob.
00:45:41.699 --> 00:45:42.900
They looked miserable.
00:45:43.041 --> 00:45:43.581
Yeah, they did look terrible.
00:45:43.601 --> 00:45:45.425
These hoes looked so miserable.
00:45:46.498 --> 00:45:52.286
And they got in the ring and they smiled, but walking to the ring, fuck, the one looked like such
00:45:52.306 --> 00:45:52.467
a bitch.
00:45:52.487 --> 00:45:52.947
Yeah, I know.
00:45:52.987 --> 00:45:53.989
She was just like, this is a payday.
00:45:54.009 --> 00:45:54.550
This is all this.
00:45:54.590 --> 00:45:55.090
I don't care.
00:45:56.253 --> 00:45:59.478
But before, we're offering up hoes to Vader.
00:45:59.498 --> 00:46:04.344
We're offering up hoes to Stephen Riegel.
00:46:04.405 --> 00:46:07.188
We're offering up hoes to Tiger Ali Singh.
00:46:07.230 --> 00:46:10.313
We're offering up hoes to whoever.
00:46:10.635 --> 00:46:12.858
But now, we're offering up hoes to Bob.
00:46:12.878 --> 00:46:14.641
Random people.
00:46:14.740 --> 00:46:15.081
Bob.
00:46:15.969 --> 00:46:16.530
Yeah.
00:46:16.711 --> 00:46:17.012
Bob.
00:46:17.634 --> 00:46:18.074
Terrible.
00:46:19.798 --> 00:46:19.998
Yeah.
00:46:20.981 --> 00:46:23.889
He looked a little serial killer-y.
00:46:24.028 --> 00:46:24.128
A
00:46:24.148 --> 00:46:24.951
little bit, yeah.
00:46:25.050 --> 00:46:27.456
He's just a very interesting looking man.
00:46:28.139 --> 00:46:34.653
But I love how Jerry the King of Law is just like, hey, if the Salvation Army started offering up things like this, maybe business would be better.
00:46:35.938 --> 00:47:10.951
uh very true uh we get no contest because the acolytes are out here they are the acolytes now a new tag team old guys new tag team and remember when um bradshaw was teaming up with terry funk and he turned on him and it was in a match against Scorpio and Farouk and Bradshaw just kind of beat up everybody but apparently that turned into Bradshaw teaming with Farouk and becoming the Acolytes so they are now a team but they're also coming out to Kurgan's old music when he was like monster heel
00:47:11.030 --> 00:47:14.434
Kurgan yeah that's weird let's just recycle music
00:47:14.554 --> 00:47:23.322
once again Vince McMahon insulting our intelligence by thinking that we're not going to remember that the Acolytes music is Kurgan Please tell me they change their music.
00:47:23.342 --> 00:47:24.786
They do change their music, yes.
00:47:26.068 --> 00:47:28.070
But like I said, something's coming.
00:47:28.092 --> 00:47:29.693
They suck, though.
00:47:31.958 --> 00:47:33.039
You'd be surprised, bro.
00:47:34.882 --> 00:47:35.804
We'll get there, brother.
00:47:36.746 --> 00:47:39.471
Austin's out here.
00:47:39.530 --> 00:48:12.112
STOCO! steve austin's here and he's pissed off and you know when was austin ever out here and not pissed off true yeah right it's kind of his thing he's got some anger problems he maybe needs to take anger management classes he'll probably be in the same class as ken shamrock uh but obviously he's not too happy with the undertaker with all the goings on so much so that he had to stuff paul bear into a sewer last week but luckily enough for paul bear he's okay and he's here this week even after that happening to him.
00:48:12.851 --> 00:48:23.081
But Undertaker has like a pre-recorded promo and saying that he's going to sacrifice Austin to the Ministry of Darkness.
00:48:23.702 --> 00:48:24.804
Ministry of Magic.
00:48:24.864 --> 00:48:28.027
The Ministry of Magic a la Harry Potter.
00:48:28.367 --> 00:48:30.289
But this is not Ministry of Magic.
00:48:30.349 --> 00:48:32.510
This is the Ministry of Darkness.
00:48:33.050 --> 00:48:39.498
Do you feel that the Ministry of Darkness is something that Undertaker's been cooking up for a little bit?
00:48:40.226 --> 00:48:42.628
Maybe as a stable of some sort.
00:48:43.670 --> 00:48:45.932
Who could be in the stable with the Undertaker?
00:48:45.952 --> 00:48:47.315
I have no idea, dude.
00:48:47.454 --> 00:48:48.416
Look at the roster.
00:48:49.097 --> 00:48:51.340
Who's a dark character right now?
00:48:53.222 --> 00:48:53.282
Hmm.
00:48:53.302 --> 00:48:54.684
Maybe they were already on this show.
00:48:55.244 --> 00:48:57.588
Would make sense if they joined the Ministry of Darkness.
00:48:58.650 --> 00:49:00.952
And then we get Undertaker's symbol.
00:49:01.112 --> 00:49:04.336
It's a symbol! No, it's not a cross.
00:49:05.474 --> 00:49:12.067
It's Undertaker's T symbol, although it does look like a cross, but it's the Undertaker symbol.
00:49:12.949 --> 00:49:14.833
It's not a cross.
00:49:15.213 --> 00:49:21.045
So the hilarious thing is I heard on Bruce Prichard's podcast is when this symbol got introduced.
00:49:22.081 --> 00:49:24.563
they were told to not call it a cross.
00:49:24.824 --> 00:49:25.644
It's not a cross.
00:49:25.704 --> 00:49:31.730
We don't want any, like, you know, religious kind of, you know, assumptions here.
00:49:31.769 --> 00:49:32.971
We don't want any of that.
00:49:33.132 --> 00:49:34.893
Let's just, it's a symbol.
00:49:34.932 --> 00:49:36.353
It's the Undertaker symbol.
00:49:36.775 --> 00:49:38.255
Let's not call it a cross.
00:49:38.635 --> 00:49:40.557
You know what Jim Ross does?
00:49:40.577 --> 00:49:42.400
Not in this episode, but he does it later.
00:49:42.480 --> 00:49:43.960
He's like, don't call it a cross.
00:49:44.201 --> 00:49:44.782
It's a symbol.
00:49:45.461 --> 00:49:54.431
It's not a cross! I don't want anybody to think it's a damn cross! It's a symbol! A And same with Michael Cole.
00:49:54.451 --> 00:49:55.733
What's the symbol?
00:49:56.072 --> 00:49:57.034
It's not a cross.
00:49:58.215 --> 00:49:58.536
It's a
00:49:58.717 --> 00:49:59.358
symbol.
00:50:03.663 --> 00:50:05.125
And it lights on fire.
00:50:05.846 --> 00:50:08.530
And maybe Austin will be on that cross and it'll be a little on fire as well.
00:50:10.092 --> 00:50:13.155
We got a match between Steve Blackman and Tiger Ali Singh.
00:50:13.876 --> 00:50:17.681
And Jerry the King Long is actually talking about Norman Bates in this
00:50:17.702 --> 00:50:17.802
match.
00:50:17.822 --> 00:50:18.623
Fuck yeah, he
00:50:19.123 --> 00:50:19.163
is.
00:50:19.184 --> 00:50:21.085
It's all about, yeah.
00:50:21.186 --> 00:50:21.927
Norman Bates is crazy.
00:50:22.067 --> 00:50:25.592
Because I guess the remake of Psycho came out around this time.
00:50:25.632 --> 00:50:29.458
And he's referencing good old Norman and Norma Bates.
00:50:29.699 --> 00:50:30.239
So good for them.
00:50:31.101 --> 00:50:31.943
Very quick match.
00:50:32.123 --> 00:50:33.605
Bicycle kick win for Blackman.
00:50:33.646 --> 00:50:35.047
Thank you very much, my boy.
00:50:35.068 --> 00:50:36.931
In the W column again.
00:50:36.971 --> 00:50:38.994
But then fucking Blue Blazer comes down.
00:50:39.034 --> 00:50:41.657
And he falls on the way to the ring.
00:50:41.777 --> 00:50:45.384
And Owen comes out.
00:50:45.905 --> 00:50:46.505
So obviously...
00:50:46.818 --> 00:50:49.721
I don't know how many times I got to try to say that Owen's a blue blazer.
00:50:49.780 --> 00:50:52.764
He's most obviously not because he's out here with the blue blazer.
00:50:53.244 --> 00:50:56.407
And it's been almost every time blue blazers been out.
00:50:56.547 --> 00:50:58.710
I would say 90% of the time blue blazers out.
00:50:58.730 --> 00:50:59.690
Owen's out there with them.
00:51:00.090 --> 00:51:00.351
Yeah.
00:51:00.692 --> 00:51:01.853
So who knows who he is?
00:51:01.893 --> 00:51:05.916
It's just dumb that they keep trying to say he's he is the blue blazer
00:51:06.498 --> 00:51:06.697
because
00:51:06.737 --> 00:51:08.079
he used to be the blue blazer.
00:51:08.559 --> 00:51:12.744
So many things that point to know at this point.
00:51:13.704 --> 00:51:14.525
Are you stupid?
00:51:14.565 --> 00:51:15.005
Yeah.
00:51:17.282 --> 00:51:20.405
But also, years back, Owen was the Blue Blazer
00:51:20.786 --> 00:51:21.407
as a character.
00:51:21.626 --> 00:51:24.510
But if he repeatedly comes out at the same time...
00:51:24.550 --> 00:51:25.331
But
00:51:25.411 --> 00:51:29.376
is he using somebody else to be the Blue Blazer for him is the question.
00:51:29.396 --> 00:51:29.416
I
00:51:30.117 --> 00:51:30.436
don't know.
00:51:32.119 --> 00:51:32.300
Right?
00:51:32.820 --> 00:51:35.362
It's not something I'm privy to.
00:51:35.382 --> 00:51:35.402
I
00:51:35.722 --> 00:51:36.164
guess not.
00:51:37.264 --> 00:51:41.130
And then Rolling Stone magazine, Stone Cold Steve Austin.
00:51:41.601 --> 00:51:43.905
Getting a huge article on Rolling Stone.
00:51:43.965 --> 00:51:45.047
That was big time back then.
00:51:45.427 --> 00:51:47.811
Rolling Stone was a huge publication in the 90s.
00:51:47.831 --> 00:51:50.715
Anybody who got into Rolling Stone, they were very well known.
00:51:50.775 --> 00:51:54.461
And obviously, wrestling is at its absolute fucking peak zenith
00:51:55.423 --> 00:51:55.724
at this time.
00:51:55.744 --> 00:51:58.728
You know what my favorite magazine was back in the day?
00:51:59.530 --> 00:51:59.951
Cosmo?
00:52:02.554 --> 00:52:02.976
It's my guess.
00:52:02.996 --> 00:52:04.056
That was one of my favorites.
00:52:04.077 --> 00:52:05.018
Okay, so I got one.
00:52:05.119 --> 00:52:05.719
Okay, let me...
00:52:07.297 --> 00:52:10.463
I mean, mine was Playboy, so.
00:52:12.144 --> 00:52:12.525
Just kidding.
00:52:12.925 --> 00:52:13.706
WWF Magazine, brother.
00:52:15.088 --> 00:52:16.550
No, Cosmo would be my guess.
00:52:17.452 --> 00:52:18.715
Alternative Press.
00:52:19.335 --> 00:52:20.036
Oh, AP.
00:52:20.516 --> 00:52:20.597
Nice.
00:52:20.838 --> 00:52:20.978
Okay.
00:52:21.097 --> 00:52:21.978
I loved AP.
00:52:22.039 --> 00:52:23.121
I could see that for sure.
00:52:23.762 --> 00:52:23.922
Yeah.
00:52:24.021 --> 00:52:24.483
Definitely.
00:52:24.503 --> 00:52:25.284
The emo girly.
00:52:25.364 --> 00:52:25.563
Yeah.
00:52:25.585 --> 00:52:32.153
I also love GamePro and Nintendo Power and official US PlayStation Magazine.
00:52:32.353 --> 00:52:33.936
You're the nerd girly.
00:52:34.797 --> 00:52:34.878
Yeah.
00:52:35.041 --> 00:52:36.143
totally
00:52:37.646 --> 00:52:42.452
uh we got another throwaway match mark henry and draws from lod china
00:52:42.853 --> 00:53:01.407
china china china people think i don't like china i love china china china is the new china by the way china china china i deal with china china china big league china so don't tell me about china i know china china and by the way i love china i mean i love china How can you not love China?
00:53:01.427 --> 00:53:02.208
I love China.
00:53:02.407 --> 00:53:02.688
China.
00:53:02.728 --> 00:53:03.028
China.
00:53:03.188 --> 00:53:05.471
We all love China here on the THWF.
00:53:05.490 --> 00:53:08.492
And she actually helps Mark Henry win this match.
00:53:08.873 --> 00:53:09.373
Wild.
00:53:09.534 --> 00:53:12.257
She was stoked with the dancing last week.
00:53:12.336 --> 00:53:14.918
She helped beat up some losers with Mark Henry.
00:53:14.958 --> 00:53:17.920
And now she's actually helping Mark Henry win matches.
00:53:18.342 --> 00:53:21.425
Also, how many times did they get China's ass on camera in this episode?
00:53:21.445 --> 00:53:22.065
Oh, my God.
00:53:22.105 --> 00:53:23.746
They zoom in on it.
00:53:23.766 --> 00:53:25.967
So many times.
00:53:26.708 --> 00:53:26.789
Fuck.
00:53:26.809 --> 00:53:27.849
We're all okay with it, though.
00:53:28.230 --> 00:53:29.311
And Mark Henry, big win.
00:53:29.411 --> 00:53:30.032
Big smiles.
00:53:30.032 --> 00:53:35.559
all around that's my girl mark henry i don't know how triple h feels about
00:53:35.838 --> 00:53:36.900
this i know i'm like
00:53:37.460 --> 00:54:01.806
speaking of triple h is right here in a tag team match with him and xbox against boss man and shamrock hbk and the new new age outlaws the corporate outlaws are at ringside and of course they get involved near the end of the match badass belly gun in with the chair uh originally shamrock was gonna nail uh triple h with the chair and then guess what he Badass Billy Gun comes in, takes the chair, and says, let me do it.
00:54:01.967 --> 00:54:04.230
Oh, no, he's not going to do it to Triple H or Xbox.
00:54:04.610 --> 00:54:06.213
He's going to do it to Shamrock.
00:54:06.873 --> 00:54:07.894
Just kind of nicks him, though.
00:54:07.954 --> 00:54:09.456
I wish he hit him a little bit harder.
00:54:09.496 --> 00:54:19.612
Because you know, we've seen it before, the ridiculously insane chair shots that Ken Shamrock takes from The Rock, from Mankind.
00:54:19.652 --> 00:54:21.434
They fucking tee off on this guy.
00:54:21.454 --> 00:54:23.577
And unfortunately, Badass doesn't really get all of this.
00:54:23.818 --> 00:54:24.679
Could have been a little bit better.
00:54:24.699 --> 00:54:25.920
Here's the thing.
00:54:27.329 --> 00:54:35.969
So when this whole thing happened, because Shawn Michaels and Badass were wearing very similar outfits and looked...
00:54:36.550 --> 00:54:37.972
Basically, they were twinning.
00:54:38.014 --> 00:54:43.005
Twinsies day at school.
00:54:43.025 --> 00:54:46.992
I thought...
00:54:47.458 --> 00:54:52.585
At first glance, it was Shawn Michaels that had the chair and was nailing
00:54:52.927 --> 00:54:53.688
Shamrock.
00:54:53.907 --> 00:54:59.978
I guess the only tip off of that was that Shawn Michaels was wearing a cowboy hat and Badass Billy Gun was not.
00:55:00.918 --> 00:55:01.239
Yeah.
00:55:03.362 --> 00:55:05.746
But definitely from afar, it was looked that way.
00:55:05.766 --> 00:55:06.789
You could easily make the
00:55:06.849 --> 00:55:07.389
distinction.
00:55:10.213 --> 00:55:27.237
But also, because I did not buy the New Age Outlaws book, being a part of the corporation for one second yeah even like last episode when they were kind of hinting towards it that they're looking at contracts and stuff like i did not buy it
00:55:27.257 --> 00:55:34.251
that's a thing like when something happens so suddenly and there's not a lot of reasoning behind it
00:55:35.173 --> 00:55:35.293
mm-hmm
00:55:35.425 --> 00:55:38.730
you feel like we're just setting up for another swerve, right?
00:55:38.750 --> 00:55:38.949
Yeah.
00:55:39.010 --> 00:55:42.994
You know, it's just like, why does Vince McMahon hate The Rock all of a sudden?
00:55:43.155 --> 00:55:43.476
Yes.
00:55:43.596 --> 00:55:44.836
Oh, here's the answer.
00:55:45.338 --> 00:55:49.143
Why does New Age Outlaws feel like they should join the corporation willy-nilly?
00:55:49.483 --> 00:55:50.885
Oh, okay, this is why, right?
00:55:51.905 --> 00:55:52.025
Mm-hmm.
00:55:52.045 --> 00:55:52.347
Totally.
00:55:52.947 --> 00:55:56.070
So, obviously, if you have some planning into something, they've been
00:55:56.110 --> 00:55:56.911
thinking about it for a while.
00:55:56.931 --> 00:56:03.960
They need to do a little bit more, like, make it go on a little, like, convince us a little bit longer.
00:56:03.981 --> 00:56:04.081
Plant
00:56:04.101 --> 00:56:04.681
the seeds.
00:56:04.942 --> 00:56:05.021
Yeah.
00:56:05.217 --> 00:56:32.646
but that's the thing that's that's a lot of things that they have done like perfect example is uh the rock taking over the nation right it's like he's in there farooq's the leader but then week after week rock keeps coming out and saying like hey hey uh let's let the leader of the nation talk and rock takes the mic and starts talking you know just little things like that so you can see with some storylines they do plant seeds And they definitely do it over a longer period of time.
00:56:32.686 --> 00:56:39.027
It's just recently with a couple of these, you've seen it's very spur of the moment sudden, and that's why we're getting the extra swerves, right?
00:56:39.969 --> 00:56:43.813
But, you know, Vince Russo's rearing his ugly head in the booking again.
00:56:43.833 --> 00:56:52.601
I mean, it felt like after watching SummerSlam tonight, Russo was a big part of SummerSlam 2025 after all the bullshit and gaga that was going on the last two nights.
00:56:52.900 --> 00:56:57.284
But be that as it may, Outlaw Swerve DX is reunited.
00:56:57.324 --> 00:56:58.726
Everyone's sucking it again.
00:56:58.766 --> 00:57:05.251
Mankind's been looking for Austin all night, and I don't know why he's looking all over the place.
00:57:05.291 --> 00:57:39.713
He easily could have just went to Austin's locker room, which he does, and drops off a garbage bag full of beer for austin so i mean if you're gonna give austin a gift may as well be some beer something he likes and then go figure 1998 this is insane because you look back and it's like oh what's the uh you know tv main event on monday night raw oh just hall of famer hall of famer versus hall of famer hall of famer you know just willy-nilly let's book four of the most legendary wrestlers of all time against each other and almost a throwaway tag team match Like, do you get that these days?
00:57:39.733 --> 00:57:47.490
And we're just like, oh yeah, we're going to have, you know, The Rock and The Undertaker teaming up against Stone Cold Steve Austin and Mankind.
00:57:47.831 --> 00:57:48.333
Yeah, that's weird.
00:57:48.353 --> 00:57:48.813
Just like that.
00:57:49.396 --> 00:57:57.373
Yeah, because you look at like Monday Night Raw main events in the last like 10 to 15 years and it's like, oh great, it's fucking, you know, Drew McIntyre and fucking...
00:57:57.538 --> 00:58:04.766
Logan Paul against Jelly Roll and Heath Slater.
00:58:04.786 --> 00:58:06.429
It's like, oh, okay.
00:58:06.469 --> 00:58:11.335
Back in 98, they just randomly do four legendary wrestlers in a take
00:58:12.456 --> 00:58:12.556
match.
00:58:13.378 --> 00:58:16.302
And yeah, Corporation comes in.
00:58:16.342 --> 00:58:19.585
They handcuff Mick Foley to the fucking ropes.
00:58:20.266 --> 00:58:21.188
It's a DQ.
00:58:21.208 --> 00:58:23.751
We get the symbol out again.
00:58:23.771 --> 00:58:25.693
And they...
00:58:26.338 --> 00:58:27.340
Dump Austin.
00:58:27.380 --> 00:58:28.121
Take him out.
00:58:28.744 --> 00:58:30.047
And then they put him on the symbol.
00:58:30.168 --> 00:58:31.349
And they raise him up.
00:58:31.931 --> 00:58:33.996
As like a sacrifice.
00:58:34.719 --> 00:58:35.440
An offering.
00:58:35.481 --> 00:58:36.704
A sacrifice of sorts.
00:58:37.045 --> 00:58:39.451
Except this time Undertaker doesn't set it on fire.
00:58:39.490 --> 00:58:41.576
This time.
00:58:41.615 --> 00:58:42.177
This time.
00:58:42.914 --> 00:58:44.576
I mean, we're having a Buried Alive
00:58:44.635 --> 00:58:44.735
match.
00:58:44.755 --> 00:58:48.800
We're probably still figuring out the kinks on this thing a little bit.
00:58:49.402 --> 00:58:50.864
Ironing it all out.
00:58:51.043 --> 00:58:51.485
It's not the
00:58:51.525 --> 00:58:53.106
first time we're going to see the symbol.
00:58:53.688 --> 00:58:55.769
I have a feeling it's not the first.
00:58:55.829 --> 00:58:58.853
But we have a Buried Alive match in Vancouver in six days.
00:58:59.135 --> 00:58:59.255
Oh,
00:59:00.976 --> 00:59:01.418
boy.
00:59:02.259 --> 00:59:02.759
Oh, boy.
00:59:02.798 --> 00:59:04.081
What
00:59:04.922 --> 00:59:06.123
do you got for this episode, girlie?
00:59:06.143 --> 00:59:10.429
3.8.
00:59:11.458 --> 00:59:11.637
3.8.
00:59:12.099 --> 00:59:12.539
Very nice.
00:59:12.740 --> 00:59:14.224
Another decent rating here.
00:59:14.264 --> 00:59:21.300
And we're going to head into, amazingly enough, a pay-per-view and a season finale on our next episode.
00:59:21.380 --> 00:59:21.740
That happened like
00:59:21.961 --> 00:59:22.202
once.
00:59:22.603 --> 00:59:24.407
A loaded episode.
00:59:24.427 --> 00:59:25.449
1.30 next.
00:59:25.889 --> 00:59:47.528
week where we got rock bottom from vancouver at general motors place and we're still talking i was still called that and i was in the 300 section four and uh we also have the season six finale of oth so here we are at your wf.podcast on the socials including instagram tiktok facebook and threads listed with all streaming services including
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i heart what uh you should start saying the streaming service is much quicker because I get through my part really really fast so you gotta try to do it faster when you say spot
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yeah but usually by this time I'm either super baked or drunk
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fair enough that's very true
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so
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very true brother You're not lying.
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You're realizing.
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We
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got quite the loaded episode next week for you.
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We got lots to talk about.
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This is not even, we just hit the one hour mark.
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And we're going to call it a day as I am Sean Harris.
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And I am Erin Kosker.
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We will bid you a hearty adieu.
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And I say bye, bitch.