Ep 25. Oh no Patatas! (s19e09 Debrief)

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Hello. I should probably mute the... There we
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go. No good to listen to myself talk twice. No.
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Potatoes! There he is! Looking so much more healthy
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than the one on telly. Yikeroo. I have a... I
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have a Crookshanks that looks a lot like Patatas.
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I'm not going to go get him because I'm not wearing
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pants. Me neither. What was that? I just got...
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Oh, fuck off, Thunderbird. Okay, so... How is
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moving? Well, it's awful. I'm so tired. Same.
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Going from working two weeks at camp to going...
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Getting home at midnight, immediately waking
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up at 5 a .m. for a full week of work and moving
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during the full week of work in my free time
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was not a good decision. But we're here. As you
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can see, our new place. We really like it so
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far, which is great. And you can see lots of
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natural light during the daytime. So, yeah, it's
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really nice. The only thing we have left is...
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Putting art up on the walls, which is going to
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take like a whole week, basically. Yeah. As y
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'all know, we have a lot of art to put up on
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the walls. I went to a protest yesterday. Yeah,
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how'd that go? It was scary. I bet. But I did
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it. Someone on the town council asked me to go
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take photos, and this morning I went through
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the few that I took on my digital camera, and
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they suck. Oh. But I tend to have better results
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on film anyway, so now I just need to develop
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ten rolls of film. Exciting. Yeah, I'm very tired
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too. Yeah, apologies to the listeners slash watchers
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if we're both kind of out of it. Low energy,
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yes, anyway. Oh, but also, like, our internet
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didn't even work until yesterday. Rude. Yeah,
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so we had like a whole week without internet,
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so I'm not caught up on Ed's podcast, although
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I only have like five minutes left of it. I'm
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not caught up on our group chat messages. I haven't
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even gone into the new episode chatter. So I
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don't know what everybody else is saying. So
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hopefully we'll cover everything, but... You've
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seen the episode. You know that there's going
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to be too much to catch up on. Yeah. And as such,
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my subtitle for my notes is What in the Actual
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Fuck? I really liked this episode. This was a
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good episode. I think, honestly, that this episode
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was one of the most... joyous episodes ever like
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there was so much giggling there was so much
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laughter there was so it just felt this episode
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felt like if i was introducing somebody to taskmaster
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like this is one of the episodes that i'd be
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like watch this and you're gonna feel so much
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joy from watching this episode and also right
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at the top i am going to acknowledge that there
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were leaked outtakes I don't know if you watched
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them. I did watch them. I did. I did watch them.
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I'm not going to spoil anything. We're not going
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to really talk about them. That said, I do think
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there will be a third outtake video because it
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seemed to me like every single one of the unseen
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outtakes was from this episode. I feel like there
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were more. Because the second time I was watching
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it, I was specifically looking for them. Oh,
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okay. And I think I've placed every single one.
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Okay. So there might be a third one for people
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who were sad about there only being two. But
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anyway, let's get right on top of it with that
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horrible gym pun. Yeah, I loved that Greg immediately
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clocked it. And he was like... Just, we're not
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playing this game. I know you too well, and you're
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not getting away with this. Apparently there
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was, there were some from episode 10, so that's
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interesting. Yeah, that's what I thought. Wop,
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wop, oh well. Actually, yeah, there were, because
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one person's outfit was different in studio that
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we haven't seen yet. Okay. So. Then I must have
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forgotten one. So anyway, we won't talk anymore
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about the outtakes because there are spoilers.
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So not that, you know, this video isn't full
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of spoilers anyway. Yeah. So horrible, horrible
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pun. Yeah. And Alex got rightfully roasted for
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it. And then he was like, yep, that was the bit.
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All right. Prize test. I love that when it, I
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love it when it happens to him though, because.
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Like, yeah, he gets so happy when one of his
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banters makes Greg laugh. Yeah. But the ones
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that I always like better are the ones where
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Greg refuses to guess and him. And he's just
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like, no, we're not playing this game today.
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Yeah. I'm not in the mood. Awkwardly sitting
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there. Go away. My Thunderbird keeps. It's going
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to keep popping that alert up at me. Anyway.
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The, um, yeah, let's just get into the prize
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task, which I've closed my tab. Let me go back
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to it. So the prize task here, the most satisfying
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thing. Why did Alex do the thinking thing? I
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don't know. Like, that was so, because I was
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expecting it to be like. the best thing you can
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think about while you're doing something and
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then it was like jelly molds and i was like what
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yeah so the prize task the most satisfying thing
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you could use as a jelly mold which came off
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as a bit funny to me because my mind immediately
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went to that series 11 prize task for the most
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satisfying wobbly thing and three of them brought
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in jelly and greg was ready to just disqualify
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everyone on principle Now, to be clear to our
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non -UK viewers, jelly in this case means, like,
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jello. Yes. Right? Okay. That was to be clear
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for you, wasn't it? Yeah, because I was pretty
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sure I knew. I mean, obviously I knew what it
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was, but, like, what? You have opinions on jello?
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So, like, the main kind of difference there is
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that over here we make a distinction between
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jelly and jam. So we have jelly, jam, and preserves,
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which are three separate different things. Yeah.
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And I believe in the UK it's just different types
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of jam. And then you get jelly as the gelatin
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thing. Oh, okay. That makes sense. Yeah. And
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then we get Greggie Jelly Belly. I loved that.
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I was like, what? That killed Jason. Jason didn't
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know what to do with that. Yeah, I wrote down,
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Alex likes his Greggie and his Greggie jelly
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belly. And I was like, Alex! Ridiculous man.
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Jason comes out here with a jelly mold of Aisling
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B's tits. Amazing. And I loved how when they
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showed it, it says, dignity intact. Yeah, yeah.
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Because that's going to forever define her time
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on this show. Yes. Yeah, I loved that. To me,
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that says an awful lot about who Jason is as
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a person, that he was able to just ring up Aisling
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and propose this idea, and she said yes. Because
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the way he presents it was like, yeah, there
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was no hesitation, just yes, let's do this. I'm
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curious to know, why her because as far as i
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know like he doesn't have any like he doesn't
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stop well he must know her through nish oh okay
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that would make sense because i i get the impression
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that because he knows nish he's also hung out
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with the uh with some of the other people in
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the brit com scene yes it does also say a lot
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about ashling but Mainly my thinking here is
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if a random guy comes up to you and says, can
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I have a mold of your tits? That's fucking creepy
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and weird. If it's a guy you barely know who
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says, can I get a mold of your tits? That's also
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really weird. But for her to be, you know, comfortable
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enough to just immediately say, yes, this is
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funny. I feel like that does say a lot about
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him. Yeah. Yeah, I loved that. That was awesome.
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And then we have... Stevie, not knowing what
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the Irish flag looks like, calling it Italian.
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And then Rosie on Ed's podcast was like, yeah,
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I also thought it was Italian. But she thought
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it internally. Yeah. Which, that's a lesson that
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I think a lot of people do learn on this show
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in particular, is don't just say the first thing
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that comes to mind, because it's going to show
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how much of an idiot you are. Say it in here.
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Yeah. Stevie brought in a chest of drawers for
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three flavors of jelly, to which Greg, I think,
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rightfully questioned her mental health. Yep.
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Yeah, when they did flag meals, nobody knew what
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flag they were doing either. A couple of them
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really struggled. That was in Series 3. Yeah,
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Stevie's shelf thing reminded me of this, I think
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it was an Instagram video or something that I
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was scrolling by. And something was like, oh
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yeah, first thing in the morning, I need my coffee.
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And the guy opens his drawer and it's just like
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coffee in the drawer. And he just takes a mug
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and scoops the coffee out of the drawer and just
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dumps it all over his face. I'm like, I hate
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this so much. But that's what that reminded me
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of, just a drawer of stuff that shouldn't be
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in a drawer. Now I've got the piss drawer in
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my head. What was that from? Oh my god, so that
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was a... I can't remember the original format
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it was in, but it's just turned into a meme because
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it's so vile. It's this photo of this little
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boy, I think he's dressed as Batman, just screaming.
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And the drawer on his, you know, little dresser
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is full of piss. Because mom found the piss drawer.
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What? It was vile. Oh my gosh, that's awful.
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But also, that was such an Ikea -looking chest
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of drawers. Like, at least get a nice one. I
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loved... I loved Stevie's little reaction to
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Rosie's... Yeah, so Rosie brought in the air
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fryer drawers. Yeah, and then Stevie's like,
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just more drawers in there. Yeah, still drawers
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there. So funny. And then Matt was on kind of
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a similar wavelength with the paddling pool.
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Because I think the three of them all just went
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to a lot of jelly. Yeah. Interesting. I think
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that what Matt should have done is that he should
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have said, imagine this pool filled with jelly
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and then you getting into the pool. Yes. Because
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that would have, I think, added a lot of extra.
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Who hasn't wanted to, you know, take a jelly
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bath at one time just to see what it's like.
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Yeah. It's like those, like, commercials that
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they used to do with, like, tubs full of cereal
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and stuff. Yes. Or, like, spaghetti or whatever
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it was. And it's just like, what the heck? I
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also remember someone did, like, a pool full
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of custard. Ooh. Like, I feel like that was Mythbusters
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or something. And then Fatia brings in a foot.
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And she says, people like feet in it, which just
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brought Kyle to my mind. What are feet? What
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are feet? Yeah. Yeah, I didn't like that. I don't
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like, I don't mind feet, but like, I hate my
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own feet being touched. And it's not like, I'm
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not ticklish on my feet. I just hate the feeling.
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It's so bad. Hello. That, okay. That like, literally,
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it's a... Like, it's a physical response for
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me. When, if you touch the bottom of my feet,
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I will, like, kick you in the face. Like, that's
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happened before. Some years ago. It's like a
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knee -jerk reaction. Some years ago, I put a
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beer bottle through my foot. Ow! And I have to
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say, that was the... As horrible as that was,
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that was the least horrible part of the entire
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thing. Because then I had to go to hospital.
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I had to get it scrubbed out. I had to get it
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x -rayed. I had to get stitches in the bottom
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of my foot. I still have no nerve sensation in
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three of my toes. And then I had to have the
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stitches out. I don't like the bottom of my feet
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touched for some reason. Yeah. But yeah, she
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brings in this foot, which genuinely, I think
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she actually, you know, filled the brief. She
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should have been up there with Jason because,
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like, it's a more interesting thing, at the very
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least. Like, you get a jiggly, wobbly foot after
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you've demolded it. Yeah. That's another thing
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as well. Jason's the only one who actually made
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the jelly. Yeah. Which, like, he didn't have
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to. No, he didn't. But yeah, it's definitely
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an extra step. It shows how good the mold was.
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I think if she had gone through the process,
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maybe get a second foot or something, so that
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she could, you know, cut out the jelly from the
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mold, that would have shown that it is actually...
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Better than three people who just brought in
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a lot of jelly. And another note that I have
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during all of this when Rosie was talking up
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hers, man, she reminds me of Chris. Yeah. Those
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two, they're like the Mitchells, where they're
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not quite the same person. But they're very in
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sync. There is a complete person between the
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two of them. And then we have, so Jason got five
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points for a jelly mold of tits. Matt got four
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for the paddling pool. Don't think that was deserved.
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Stevie got three for a chest of drawers. Sure.
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Fatia got two for her foot. And sorry, Rosie,
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I agree. One point for the air fryer drawers.
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Yeah. Yeah. Then we have the first filmed task
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is place something somewhere surprising. And
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I think there was quite a lot more to it, yes.
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So, place something somewhere surprising. The
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thing that makes the Taskmaster ask, how did
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that get there? The loudest wins. There is a
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bonus point for the most surprising answer to
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that question. You have a maximum of 30 minutes.
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So, this was also kind of like one from Series
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13, where they had to make the key difficult
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but not impossible to retrieve. Yeah. Now, I
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immediately paused here. and i turned to my partner
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and i said you know what i would do is i would
00:18:39.089 --> 00:18:46.509
turn to alex what she has a lot to say today
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i would turn to alex and i would say and i would
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like grab something random or maybe write a note
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or something and i would say during the film
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like in the studio when we're filming during
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the day that this task is revealed can you have
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someone put this inside of greg's suit jacket
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yes because that i love when that happens because
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that happened before i forget who did it but
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somebody did that before and they were like oh
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greg look in your jacket and he like pulls out
00:19:22.269 --> 00:19:25.930
a little it might have been may i feel yeah yeah
00:19:25.930 --> 00:19:28.289
because they had that really awkward knock knock
00:19:28.289 --> 00:19:31.650
joke that just went nowhere Yeah, but I think
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I would do something like that. Like, I would
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just put something random in Greg's, you know,
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suit pocket. And then maybe I'd ask Alex, like,
00:19:41.029 --> 00:19:45.190
I'm going to give this to you. You give it to
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a member of the crew. That person will give it
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to Andy. Andy will give it to makeup. Makeup
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will give it to wardrobe. Wardrobe will put it
00:19:53.849 --> 00:19:57.309
in Greg's pocket. Like, that's the first thing
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I thought of. I thought... That would have been
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really funny. Yeah, I think that would have been
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the best way to do it, is just incredibly meta.
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Yeah. And I feel like there's also a way you
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could have hid something in the house. Just something
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very conspicuous in one of the rooms. Yeah. yeah
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and then depending on the order in which they
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were aired which that would also have a lot to
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do with it there could be something that was
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just there the entire time or there off and on
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but um yeah like like and then going back to
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series 13 it really baffled me and actually kind
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of surprised me that nobody did what i thought
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would be the obvious solution was to just put
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the key down your pants it's difficult but not
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impossible was it who put the key down their
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boot and they were like oh that's easy yeah that
00:20:57.059 --> 00:20:59.740
was bridget she had the right idea and then she
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just failed the rest of it but my thinking for
00:21:02.799 --> 00:21:04.660
that was that it was going to be alex having
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to retrieve it right so it would have been difficult
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but not impossible for her for him to have retrieved
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From the chat, yeah, similar thought. I would
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have tried to put something in a place that looks
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like it's in the house, but it's randomly somewhere
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else. That's good as well, yeah. And then where
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the question doesn't become, how did that get
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there, but how did we get here? That's pretty
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clever, too, yeah. Yeah, that's a good one. And
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then... Yeah, and then through this, before the
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task even starts, we have... Oh, I can't read
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my own writing here. But we had Alex just being
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an absolute menace with being, you know, warm
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or cold, which helped nobody. Because they had
00:22:05.549 --> 00:22:10.059
the tasks hidden on their back. And then... I
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wish that we had seen how that happened, because
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I really like whenever we get to see, like, oh,
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the sound guy, you know, is like, oh, hold on,
00:22:20.759 --> 00:22:23.000
I gotta fix your mic pack or whatever really
00:22:23.000 --> 00:22:25.539
quick. Yeah, which I think they did that during
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the fishing task in Nick Muhammad's series. What
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was that, 17? Yes. Yeah, yeah. finds another
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secret task. Congratulations, you have discovered
00:22:43.799 --> 00:22:46.640
the magic mustache and must wear it until the
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end of the task. And he just automatically knew
00:22:49.799 --> 00:22:51.660
that's going to be irritating. Let's stick it
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on my forehead and forget about it. Because it
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didn't say he couldn't do that. Yeah. And then...
00:23:00.480 --> 00:23:06.359
Yeah, like, this task was kind of the beginning
00:23:06.359 --> 00:23:10.940
of... Matt pretty much having a nightmare the
00:23:10.940 --> 00:23:20.579
entire episode. Yeah, he seems to not do great.
00:23:21.579 --> 00:23:30.119
He did get five points for the exciting new bodies,
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but we'll come on to that. And just the horror
00:23:34.539 --> 00:23:38.000
that that was. That was really the... And even
00:23:38.000 --> 00:23:40.539
that one. Like, it wasn't a nightmare in points,
00:23:40.759 --> 00:23:44.519
but that task was a nightmare. Yep. Yep. But
00:23:44.519 --> 00:23:49.460
for... But for the surprising things. Okay, so...
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We had... Oh, I also have a note about Rosie
00:23:56.240 --> 00:23:58.539
asking if Alex has been helping her when he said
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that he's not allowed. And... So, so, Fatia...
00:24:04.269 --> 00:24:06.569
chucked a croissant onto the roof and then a
00:24:06.569 --> 00:24:11.410
crow stole it which i would so my partner was
00:24:11.410 --> 00:24:13.450
like well what they should have done is they
00:24:13.450 --> 00:24:16.049
should have filmed where the crow took it yeah
00:24:16.049 --> 00:24:19.470
and then and then yeah because that would have
00:24:19.470 --> 00:24:23.490
been great that would have been like uh you know
00:24:23.490 --> 00:24:25.910
like if if it ended up in like a field or something
00:24:25.910 --> 00:24:28.450
yeah and then and then if greg was like oh you
00:24:28.450 --> 00:24:30.349
just chucked it in the grass but then it ends
00:24:30.349 --> 00:24:32.619
up being that the crow Took it to the grass.
00:24:32.960 --> 00:24:40.400
And it reminded me of Lucy. No. Julian. Wait.
00:24:40.900 --> 00:24:47.200
Julian and Lucy's series. Who put the donut,
00:24:47.220 --> 00:24:50.539
like, on top of the house? That was Sam. Oh,
00:24:50.539 --> 00:24:52.400
Sam. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what that reminded
00:24:52.400 --> 00:24:54.140
me of. Yeah, and then Nick Muhammad did a similar
00:24:54.140 --> 00:24:57.019
thing with the don't break the egg task and then
00:24:57.019 --> 00:25:04.539
a crow at it. So, Fatia really channeling Hugh
00:25:04.539 --> 00:25:07.059
Dennis there and just chucking a pastry onto
00:25:07.059 --> 00:25:14.339
the roof. Rosie put a bra and thong onto the
00:25:14.339 --> 00:25:18.559
clock by climbing up onto a scary ladder. And
00:25:18.559 --> 00:25:24.119
then Alex says, you're only little. Also, when
00:25:24.119 --> 00:25:26.480
I was watching it, the first time I watched it,
00:25:26.500 --> 00:25:30.619
it looked like the entire... gable up there was
00:25:30.619 --> 00:25:33.900
just wiggling really really awkwardly and i was
00:25:33.900 --> 00:25:35.900
like oh my god is the house gonna fall apart
00:25:35.900 --> 00:25:38.500
and it wasn't until the second time that i noticed
00:25:38.500 --> 00:25:43.740
it's just horrible gopro distortion yeah hi come
00:25:43.740 --> 00:25:49.740
here come here and then yeah and then yeah she
00:25:49.740 --> 00:25:54.299
had a little bribe on one of them and then she
00:25:54.299 --> 00:25:57.599
just gave greg the 50 pounds immediately yeah
00:25:57.599 --> 00:26:00.319
i don't know why Had she never bribed anybody
00:26:00.319 --> 00:26:16.140
before? Ma 'am. Ma 'am. Help you, ma 'am. Silly
00:26:16.140 --> 00:26:20.720
little kitty. Which, I thought it was kind of
00:26:20.720 --> 00:26:25.480
funny that Greg took the money. I mean, I imagine
00:26:25.480 --> 00:26:29.839
he gave it back at some point. Yeah. But he took
00:26:29.839 --> 00:26:33.180
it and then just said, well, you know, I can't
00:26:33.180 --> 00:26:35.240
take bribes, which one he's done in the past.
00:26:35.740 --> 00:26:38.799
And he's always talking about how easily he could
00:26:38.799 --> 00:26:42.259
be bought. Right. And then, you know, someone
00:26:42.259 --> 00:26:44.539
tries to buy him and he's like, nah, we're not
00:26:44.539 --> 00:26:48.559
doing this. Stevie's was really interesting.
00:26:48.759 --> 00:26:52.359
She put a tiny basket with bread in Alex's mouth.
00:26:53.680 --> 00:26:57.019
That was weird. My whole thing during that was
00:26:57.019 --> 00:27:02.579
I couldn't work out where on the grounds that
00:27:02.579 --> 00:27:05.440
was filmed because there's no corner of the house
00:27:05.440 --> 00:27:07.900
that looks like that. And there's no brick on
00:27:07.900 --> 00:27:11.119
the inside. Yeah. And so I was like, where in
00:27:11.119 --> 00:27:13.960
the fuck did they do this? Which should have
00:27:13.960 --> 00:27:16.579
been the first clue that they were using the
00:27:16.579 --> 00:27:19.299
fake brick panels that just live in the garage.
00:27:19.960 --> 00:27:23.569
Yeah. But that one was really good. She had that
00:27:23.569 --> 00:27:28.990
elaborate pulley system, which lowered it in.
00:27:29.069 --> 00:27:32.150
So Greg was kind of close when he said he thought
00:27:32.150 --> 00:27:38.970
she might have used a fishing rod. And then Jason's
00:27:38.970 --> 00:27:43.509
with the banana skin in the cupboard. I... Hey!
00:27:44.029 --> 00:27:47.170
I loved that. Sorry, she was playing with our
00:27:47.170 --> 00:27:53.940
Ethernet. We just got Internet. Don't... Don't
00:27:53.940 --> 00:27:59.000
mess... Yeah, I... Like, when the Nish reveal
00:27:59.000 --> 00:28:06.059
happened, I went like this. I went... I was so
00:28:06.059 --> 00:28:13.539
excited. Oh, man. I was so happy. So, I've seen
00:28:13.539 --> 00:28:16.160
that photo of the two of them together dressed
00:28:16.160 --> 00:28:18.740
as one another. At the Halloween party or whatever.
00:28:18.740 --> 00:28:23.329
Yeah, and like... I guess they look alike. I
00:28:23.329 --> 00:28:26.269
can't, like, because of the features that I look
00:28:26.269 --> 00:28:30.289
for on a person, they don't look alike to me.
00:28:30.369 --> 00:28:34.569
They look completely different. So I didn't really
00:28:34.569 --> 00:28:37.430
clock that it was Nish. I knew it wasn't Jason.
00:28:38.130 --> 00:28:41.170
But because they grayed him up and his hair was
00:28:41.170 --> 00:28:43.509
weird, I didn't clock that it was Nish until
00:28:43.509 --> 00:28:51.819
just as he said, Nish. So funny. Yeah, that one
00:28:51.819 --> 00:28:56.960
was good. And then Greg utterly slams him when
00:28:56.960 --> 00:29:02.099
he's, you know, we're what, almost 15 series
00:29:02.099 --> 00:29:06.980
past Nishes, and he's still never living down
00:29:06.980 --> 00:29:11.960
the fact that he was pathetic. So funny. You
00:29:11.960 --> 00:29:15.480
gotta love that one of the all -time fan favorites.
00:29:16.240 --> 00:29:19.619
was inarguably one of the worst there's ever
00:29:19.619 --> 00:29:25.779
been yeah yep i i have i recently re -watched
00:29:25.779 --> 00:29:28.640
the the get this basketball into the hoop without
00:29:28.640 --> 00:29:32.680
using your hands task and it's i love nish so
00:29:32.680 --> 00:29:40.440
much it's just peak comedy he's he's well well
00:29:40.440 --> 00:29:49.599
well And then it was like 40 something attempts,
00:29:49.799 --> 00:29:55.579
wasn't it? I think so, yeah. So many. The best
00:29:55.579 --> 00:29:58.740
part of that task to me is when Alex goes into
00:29:58.740 --> 00:30:00.519
the caravan and she's like, where the hell are
00:30:00.519 --> 00:30:03.299
you going? And Alex comes back with a chair.
00:30:05.220 --> 00:30:09.650
Yeah. just oh yeah because and yeah because when
00:30:09.650 --> 00:30:12.970
you when you watch it again and you see alex
00:30:12.970 --> 00:30:16.430
in the chair like you you know yeah that's been
00:30:16.430 --> 00:30:18.690
going on for a while you know that alex will
00:30:18.690 --> 00:30:21.549
not have just brought out a chair to sit in like
00:30:21.549 --> 00:30:23.890
that's not what alex does alex stands around
00:30:23.890 --> 00:30:29.009
with his notepad or his ipad so yeah it's like
00:30:29.009 --> 00:30:32.569
something's off here when you've made alex tired
00:30:32.569 --> 00:30:37.920
you know you're taking too long But this one,
00:30:38.059 --> 00:30:41.079
pretty straightforward task. There weren't a
00:30:41.079 --> 00:30:45.380
whole lot of twists and things like that. So
00:30:45.380 --> 00:30:49.200
we've got Fatio with one point, Rosie with two
00:30:49.200 --> 00:30:53.380
because fuck your bribe, Matt with three, Stevie
00:30:53.380 --> 00:30:55.720
with four, and then Jason got six because he
00:30:55.720 --> 00:31:03.420
got five points plus the bonus. Task number two.
00:31:06.480 --> 00:31:10.000
There it is. Create the most exciting new bodies
00:31:10.000 --> 00:31:13.500
so that you and Alex become a dynamic duo. You
00:31:13.500 --> 00:31:16.420
must then do something dynamic together for no
00:31:16.420 --> 00:31:20.640
more than one minute. Now, this was one of those
00:31:20.640 --> 00:31:24.099
tasks where I would have had to have it explained
00:31:24.099 --> 00:31:31.380
to me. Because it's... Yeah, I didn't really
00:31:31.380 --> 00:31:38.089
understand the bodies. And I feel like some of
00:31:38.089 --> 00:31:42.349
them didn't understand it either. Yeah. But we've
00:31:42.349 --> 00:31:46.750
got Alex with his legs out. Which gives us a
00:31:46.750 --> 00:31:49.569
fantastic line from Fatia. What in the pasty
00:31:49.569 --> 00:31:53.369
hell is this? And then we had Matt showing a
00:31:53.369 --> 00:31:56.609
bit too much leg. And as soon as I commented
00:31:56.609 --> 00:31:58.769
on that to my husband, he stood up and it's like,
00:31:58.869 --> 00:32:02.069
oh, and now we've got his balls again. Yep. Good
00:32:02.069 --> 00:32:07.980
times. I feel like Matt. frequently just does
00:32:07.980 --> 00:32:11.579
stuff with his body and seemingly does not care
00:32:11.579 --> 00:32:14.539
that he's, like, flashing the world. Because
00:32:14.539 --> 00:32:16.700
he'll, like, sit with his legs fully out and
00:32:16.700 --> 00:32:23.079
I'm like, my guy. I can see your boxers. My guy.
00:32:23.920 --> 00:32:28.480
Like, I'm so conscious of when I'm showing any
00:32:28.480 --> 00:32:33.640
more skin than I intend to show. So we have that.
00:32:34.640 --> 00:32:37.880
and then so we started off with fatia she was
00:32:37.880 --> 00:32:40.960
like they were sumo wrestlers or weeble wobbles
00:32:40.960 --> 00:32:43.680
and then i think i think in studio they said
00:32:43.680 --> 00:32:47.619
that they were eggs which i mean that's basically
00:32:47.619 --> 00:32:50.880
what a weeble wobble is yeah i i didn't like
00:32:50.880 --> 00:32:54.460
this one i mean like i i i was like what the
00:32:54.460 --> 00:32:57.859
fuck is this although i did write down that Raging
00:32:57.859 --> 00:33:01.660
Horn has his tattoos. Yes. So they drew the little
00:33:01.660 --> 00:33:03.859
tattoos on the... I laughed so hard. I really
00:33:03.859 --> 00:33:08.740
liked that. That was so cute. I laughed so hard
00:33:08.740 --> 00:33:13.119
about the lizard on him. Okay, so question from
00:33:13.119 --> 00:33:16.000
the thing. So I do want to know whether Nish
00:33:16.000 --> 00:33:19.079
was randomly there or whether they bent the time
00:33:19.079 --> 00:33:23.420
rule. So yes, so the time is not fixed. If you
00:33:23.420 --> 00:33:26.549
have an idea... you can say, stop the clock,
00:33:26.630 --> 00:33:29.250
I need this. Sometimes there are tasks where
00:33:29.250 --> 00:33:32.789
you're not allowed to, but they do this all the
00:33:32.789 --> 00:33:35.890
time. And even back in Series 6, Lisa Tarbuck
00:33:35.890 --> 00:33:40.289
said, I have an idea, stop the clock. And because,
00:33:40.390 --> 00:33:43.069
yeah, they would have taken more than the allotted
00:33:43.069 --> 00:33:45.329
time to source the cake and everything to be
00:33:45.329 --> 00:33:50.410
exactly how she wanted. And I think Ed said that
00:33:50.410 --> 00:33:53.869
for his, he stopped the clock about two or three
00:33:53.869 --> 00:33:58.849
times. For some of his tasks. So, yeah. For most
00:33:58.849 --> 00:34:01.809
of them, you have 30 minutes. That is 30 minutes
00:34:01.809 --> 00:34:05.430
actively working on the task. Not 30 minutes
00:34:05.430 --> 00:34:09.849
from now, this task is over. Right. Which is
00:34:09.849 --> 00:34:12.550
the best way to do it. Because, yeah, that gives
00:34:12.550 --> 00:34:15.969
us some of these really nice, awesome moments.
00:34:16.030 --> 00:34:19.750
Like, you know, having Nish there or sitting
00:34:19.750 --> 00:34:24.559
Alex's bare ass on a cake. So yeah, then we had
00:34:24.559 --> 00:34:30.400
Stevie with the little knights. And Alex killed
00:34:30.400 --> 00:34:34.360
Stevie's son, so they have a fight. That one
00:34:34.360 --> 00:34:39.400
was really cute. I... yeah. I liked the storyline
00:34:39.400 --> 00:34:44.559
for that one. Although, the big heads with the
00:34:44.559 --> 00:34:48.639
little bodies, I was like, I don't know. I also
00:34:48.639 --> 00:34:51.579
thought it was interesting that these two were
00:34:51.579 --> 00:34:57.670
both fights. Fatia won and Stevie died. They
00:34:57.670 --> 00:35:01.650
both clearly had different ideas of what would
00:35:01.650 --> 00:35:05.670
make their scenes the best. Yeah. And then we
00:35:05.670 --> 00:35:08.690
had Greg, see when I'm nice, no one likes it.
00:35:09.250 --> 00:35:10.909
Yeah, that was so funny. I forget who he was
00:35:10.909 --> 00:35:13.670
talking up, but yeah. Yeah. And then, oh, I think
00:35:13.670 --> 00:35:16.269
it was probably Fatia's. Maybe, I don't know.
00:35:16.289 --> 00:35:22.110
I'm sorry that your video was rubbish. And then...
00:35:23.120 --> 00:35:27.480
so rosie's this this is when this task started
00:35:27.480 --> 00:35:31.780
to get cursed for me because rosie they had the
00:35:31.780 --> 00:35:35.619
dancing skeletons and they were they were a bit
00:35:35.619 --> 00:35:38.059
cursed it was something about alex and the wig
00:35:38.059 --> 00:35:42.179
and his makeup over his beard i didn't like it
00:35:42.179 --> 00:35:46.619
there there was the way that alex looked with
00:35:46.619 --> 00:35:53.099
that hair i don't know what it reminded me of
00:35:53.099 --> 00:35:56.980
but it feels like it reminded me of something
00:35:56.980 --> 00:36:00.320
and i for the life of me could not put my finger
00:36:00.320 --> 00:36:04.380
on it and i still can't say it was it just felt
00:36:04.380 --> 00:36:07.179
weird like there was something uncanny about
00:36:07.179 --> 00:36:10.300
him like that felt really weird it kind of it
00:36:10.300 --> 00:36:15.159
kind of reminded me of what was that thing he
00:36:15.159 --> 00:36:17.739
did recent semi recently in that video and he
00:36:17.739 --> 00:36:21.420
wore the blue makeup Oh, that thing with Jazzymo.
00:36:22.159 --> 00:36:24.099
Yeah. It kind of reminded me of that. I actually
00:36:24.099 --> 00:36:29.940
never watched that. Oh, really? No. Wow. But
00:36:29.940 --> 00:36:31.159
I know what you're talking about. Yeah, I mean,
00:36:31.159 --> 00:36:35.719
it was pretty weird. So yeah, like that one was,
00:36:35.860 --> 00:36:38.960
like, it was cute. They had one last jig before
00:36:38.960 --> 00:36:42.880
they died. Yeah. And I liked the idea. There
00:36:42.880 --> 00:36:45.860
was just something about Alex that felt vaguely
00:36:45.860 --> 00:36:51.500
cursed. Yeah. So, you know that song that's like,
00:36:51.599 --> 00:36:55.880
the leg bones connected to the hip bone, right?
00:36:56.039 --> 00:36:58.599
Like, that's kind of what that reminded me of.
00:36:59.159 --> 00:37:01.800
But like, again, like Stevie's, it was such a
00:37:01.800 --> 00:37:04.699
cute little idea. Giant heads, tiny little bodies,
00:37:04.920 --> 00:37:09.940
dancing. Yeah, that was adorable. Jason, his
00:37:09.940 --> 00:37:13.760
were street performers on Burnside. Like, I have
00:37:13.760 --> 00:37:21.110
seen that act before. Yeah. And he described
00:37:21.110 --> 00:37:23.949
it as rock and roll from the future. We have
00:37:23.949 --> 00:37:26.570
a quote from Alex. My left hand has run out of
00:37:26.570 --> 00:37:32.150
batteries. That was funny. And then from Greg.
00:37:32.289 --> 00:37:34.849
What did I write down from you? Oh, yeah, you're
00:37:34.849 --> 00:37:44.159
a fucking maniac. But yeah, like his. I could
00:37:44.159 --> 00:37:46.960
see what they were going for, but I don't think
00:37:46.960 --> 00:37:50.320
it worked. At least it wasn't cursed. Right.
00:37:50.760 --> 00:37:57.119
And then we had Matt with the butterfly rose,
00:37:57.380 --> 00:38:00.920
which might be the most cursed thing this show
00:38:00.920 --> 00:38:03.139
has ever put on television. It's up there with
00:38:03.139 --> 00:38:07.639
baby Mark. Don't bring up baby Mark. I hate baby
00:38:07.639 --> 00:38:16.110
Mark. What is happening? peel poe can you hear
00:38:16.110 --> 00:38:22.389
that she's going oh my god well she wants to
00:38:22.389 --> 00:38:27.769
jump off the balcony why dude i had a heart attack
00:38:27.769 --> 00:38:31.710
when she did that three stories up hey what's
00:38:31.710 --> 00:38:36.730
down there no no no no no no see i don't know
00:38:36.730 --> 00:38:39.829
if you can hear it but all i hear is like she
00:38:39.829 --> 00:38:47.119
got the zoomies She has the zoomies. But, I mean,
00:38:47.219 --> 00:38:52.619
let's just get right to the point. Alex says
00:38:52.619 --> 00:38:58.920
it very plainly. To be fair, I thought that Matt,
00:38:59.179 --> 00:39:04.019
I mean, he clearly had, you know, some direction
00:39:04.019 --> 00:39:08.039
for the editors to be like, okay, and then we're
00:39:08.039 --> 00:39:11.199
gonna... Do this. Oh, and also, like, when they
00:39:11.199 --> 00:39:13.059
were in the sleeping bags and they were wiggling
00:39:13.059 --> 00:39:15.579
around, that sound effect, I was like, what?
00:39:16.019 --> 00:39:18.219
I really liked the editing on that. Like, squelching
00:39:18.219 --> 00:39:21.079
sounds. The editing was fantastic. The editing
00:39:21.079 --> 00:39:26.019
was peak YouTube. It was peak YouTube editing,
00:39:26.119 --> 00:39:28.460
but I love that kind of style where it's like,
00:39:28.579 --> 00:39:30.900
you know, we're doing something silly. Oh, actually,
00:39:30.920 --> 00:39:34.420
no, it's sinister. Yeah. Like, that was perfect.
00:39:34.519 --> 00:39:37.659
I loved that. And, like, at the beginning, I
00:39:37.659 --> 00:39:39.679
was like, why are they in green morph suits?
00:39:39.960 --> 00:39:42.659
Did they not green screen them? What's going
00:39:42.659 --> 00:39:47.300
on? I already knew. I was like, no. Well, because
00:39:47.300 --> 00:39:49.940
I didn't catch that they were meant to be caterpillars.
00:39:50.840 --> 00:39:53.820
Oh, I caught that right away. I was like, hmm.
00:39:54.119 --> 00:39:58.420
But Alex says possibly the worst thing that he's
00:39:58.420 --> 00:40:03.079
ever said. First time I've had a camel toe. Yep.
00:40:06.630 --> 00:40:09.710
and then you know great greg says it looks like
00:40:09.710 --> 00:40:12.309
you've got a big chubby fanny which is exactly
00:40:12.309 --> 00:40:16.030
what it looked like yep and i also shout out
00:40:16.030 --> 00:40:20.449
to p willie on a03 who's posted a fit called
00:40:20.449 --> 00:40:24.510
big chubby fanny because i have not had the time
00:40:24.510 --> 00:40:29.190
so i'm glad somebody else did it for me and then
00:40:29.190 --> 00:40:31.309
matt i'm just glad we're talking about someone
00:40:31.309 --> 00:40:39.119
else's balls yep I mean, let's be real. It's
00:40:39.119 --> 00:40:45.260
not the first time we have seen Alex in an unflattering
00:40:45.260 --> 00:40:50.820
outfit, but I think that was the worst. It was
00:40:50.820 --> 00:40:54.739
just a combination of the morph suit and, again,
00:40:54.780 --> 00:41:00.340
his makeup. The makeup was bad. Oh, God. I wish
00:41:00.340 --> 00:41:05.239
that they had done, like, and I, you know. They
00:41:05.239 --> 00:41:08.940
probably made it bad on purpose, but I wish that
00:41:08.940 --> 00:41:12.420
they had actually done a good job with the makeup.
00:41:12.539 --> 00:41:22.719
Because also, when he was in makeup for that
00:41:22.719 --> 00:41:26.840
video with Jazzy Moo that I was just talking
00:41:26.840 --> 00:41:31.719
about, that makeup, I mean, oh, gorgeous. That's
00:41:31.719 --> 00:41:34.929
how you're supposed to do makeup. Yeah, it's
00:41:34.929 --> 00:41:37.210
like every time they put him in makeup on the
00:41:37.210 --> 00:41:41.130
show, they do it to just make him look as cursed
00:41:41.130 --> 00:41:44.650
as possible. Right. Which, like, again, I understand
00:41:44.650 --> 00:41:50.809
that. That is one of the main points of the show
00:41:50.809 --> 00:41:53.630
is that, you know, Alex must never look cool.
00:41:54.090 --> 00:41:59.750
Yeah. But, oh my fucking God. Just, and it went
00:41:59.750 --> 00:42:03.820
on for so long. Like, it wasn't supposed to be
00:42:03.820 --> 00:42:06.039
more than a minute. It was really long. It was
00:42:06.039 --> 00:42:07.519
really long. And it just kept going and going,
00:42:07.679 --> 00:42:10.340
and it's like, I can't look at this on my screen.
00:42:10.380 --> 00:42:17.500
I have to look away. Please stop. Yeah. Good
00:42:17.500 --> 00:42:22.739
grief. Okay, so we've got Fatia with two points.
00:42:23.940 --> 00:42:28.420
Rosie got three. I do like how Greg is usually
00:42:28.420 --> 00:42:32.019
in these types of artistic tasks. He gives people
00:42:32.019 --> 00:42:35.039
more points. Yeah, like, I love that, how nobody,
00:42:35.179 --> 00:42:38.139
like, you have to really fuck up to get one point
00:42:38.139 --> 00:42:41.280
on an art task. Yeah, yeah. Like, I think Hugh
00:42:41.280 --> 00:42:44.139
Dennis was even disqualified on one of them.
00:42:45.280 --> 00:42:50.139
Right. But to be fair, that drawing sucked, and
00:42:50.139 --> 00:42:53.300
he cheated to do it anyway. Not really cheated,
00:42:53.460 --> 00:42:57.579
but, you know, it was bad. So Jason got three,
00:42:57.619 --> 00:43:02.329
Stevie four, and Matt five. So we also missed...
00:43:02.329 --> 00:43:05.949
Okay, so a couple things that I wrote. There's
00:43:05.949 --> 00:43:08.489
a throw -to -add break in which Greg says something
00:43:08.489 --> 00:43:13.150
about Alex using the litter box, which is so
00:43:13.150 --> 00:43:18.670
funny because we haven't really had much of referring
00:43:18.670 --> 00:43:22.849
to Alex as a cat. Yeah, he's always a dog. Yeah,
00:43:22.869 --> 00:43:26.889
but I liked that. I was like, oh, okay. His furball
00:43:26.889 --> 00:43:30.250
puke. I mean, could he not have looked at a YouTube
00:43:30.250 --> 00:43:33.510
video? That is not how fur balls happen, my guy.
00:43:33.650 --> 00:43:36.090
That's not how fur balls sound. Fur balls sound
00:43:36.090 --> 00:43:42.289
like... Yeah. Like, there's no vocal cords involved
00:43:42.289 --> 00:43:46.090
in it. It's just... Yeah. Like, sometimes it
00:43:46.090 --> 00:43:49.510
sounds like a really backed -up drain. Mm -hmm.
00:43:49.590 --> 00:43:52.409
But, yeah, I don't know what Alex is doing. And
00:43:52.409 --> 00:43:55.650
then my husband goes, they really are feeding
00:43:55.650 --> 00:44:03.170
the pet play fandom. yeah i mean i don't know
00:44:03.170 --> 00:44:06.369
that's literally all that was like there's no
00:44:06.369 --> 00:44:09.429
other way to say it yeah they are once again
00:44:09.429 --> 00:44:13.610
up here being freaky on global television and
00:44:13.610 --> 00:44:19.909
not even caring also uh rosie's outfit studio
00:44:19.909 --> 00:44:23.889
outfit this episode I got so excited because
00:44:23.889 --> 00:44:26.869
I looked at her shirt and I went, Team Rocket?
00:44:26.989 --> 00:44:30.929
And then a good half hour later, I was like,
00:44:31.070 --> 00:44:36.550
oh, it's probably R for Rose. My husband did
00:44:36.550 --> 00:44:39.989
the same thing. That would make sense. I fully,
00:44:40.110 --> 00:44:42.849
for a good half hour, was like, Team Rocket,
00:44:43.050 --> 00:44:47.650
let's go. I was so excited. Then we have the
00:44:47.650 --> 00:44:55.400
multitask with our boy. There he is. Such a well
00:44:55.400 --> 00:45:00.059
-behaved kitty. Yes. A good boy. Or a good girl.
00:45:00.219 --> 00:45:04.699
Or a good gender -neutral cat. I think it's canon
00:45:04.699 --> 00:45:08.000
that Patatas doesn't have a gender. Yeah, Alex
00:45:08.000 --> 00:45:11.380
has said that. That Patatas is whatever gender
00:45:11.380 --> 00:45:17.800
you want Patatas to be. Real. Real icon. I loved
00:45:17.800 --> 00:45:21.260
this. Before the task even started. stevie comes
00:45:21.260 --> 00:45:25.440
into it just yes a good hearty task opens it
00:45:25.440 --> 00:45:31.079
and then immediately disaster immediately disaster
00:45:31.079 --> 00:45:35.139
so funny and then we get where's the hutch which
00:45:35.139 --> 00:45:39.280
this is one of my favorite things that has consistently
00:45:39.280 --> 00:45:43.119
happened across series someone is told to go
00:45:43.119 --> 00:45:46.760
to the shed and they go somewhere else it's happened
00:45:46.760 --> 00:45:51.300
more than once now to be fair As Rosie says on
00:45:51.300 --> 00:45:54.320
Ed's podcast, the hutch, like, what is that?
00:45:54.980 --> 00:45:57.559
Right? Because, like, she says, like, a hutch
00:45:57.559 --> 00:45:59.920
is for, like, rabbits and stuff, you know? See,
00:46:00.039 --> 00:46:02.760
that's funny, because when I was growing up,
00:46:02.780 --> 00:46:06.320
my grandmother called her curio cabinet a hutch.
00:46:06.539 --> 00:46:10.099
Oh, interesting. So, yeah, like, when I heard
00:46:10.099 --> 00:46:12.599
about a rabbit hutch much later in life, I was
00:46:12.599 --> 00:46:15.519
like, huh? So at this point, hutch has lost all
00:46:15.519 --> 00:46:17.539
meaning to me. Right, yeah. If they're calling
00:46:17.539 --> 00:46:20.639
that thing a hutch, it's a hutch. Yeah. I mean,
00:46:20.659 --> 00:46:22.460
I feel like they need to label it or something.
00:46:22.860 --> 00:46:26.000
Because I feel like if I was on the Taskmaster
00:46:26.000 --> 00:46:28.619
grounds and you told me to go to the shed, I
00:46:28.619 --> 00:46:30.340
would know where that is. If you told me to go
00:46:30.340 --> 00:46:32.260
to the caravan, I know where that is. You tell
00:46:32.260 --> 00:46:34.440
me to go to the dome, I know where that is. If
00:46:34.440 --> 00:46:36.559
you told me to go to the hutch, I would really
00:46:36.559 --> 00:46:39.260
have to think about it. Because I know what things
00:46:39.260 --> 00:46:42.679
aren't the hutch, but my brain is like, what
00:46:42.679 --> 00:46:46.860
the fuck is the hutch? I don't know. See, what
00:46:46.860 --> 00:46:49.639
I think it actually is, I think it's a portable,
00:46:49.699 --> 00:46:55.079
like, camping cabin. Yeah. Like, what they should
00:46:55.079 --> 00:46:58.500
call it is call it a camper. But I guess the
00:46:58.500 --> 00:47:02.280
caravan is kind of a camper, so. I feel like
00:47:02.280 --> 00:47:04.559
they settled on Hutch because it doesn't sound
00:47:04.559 --> 00:47:10.380
like anything else. Yeah. And then, so getting
00:47:10.380 --> 00:47:13.780
into it, Fatia and Jason did the task exactly
00:47:13.780 --> 00:47:17.230
the same way, in the same order. The only problem
00:47:17.230 --> 00:47:20.590
was that Jason went into the caravan, you know,
00:47:20.590 --> 00:47:25.929
one more time than Rosie. And, or not Rosie,
00:47:26.010 --> 00:47:29.750
Fatia. And she goes, I love this line. I want
00:47:29.750 --> 00:47:32.130
the elixir, but I'm scared it's going to taste
00:47:32.130 --> 00:47:38.750
like nonsense. Which, to be fair, valid. Yeah.
00:47:38.809 --> 00:47:41.210
I don't know what nonsense is going to taste
00:47:41.210 --> 00:47:45.179
like, but it would taste like nonsense. I also
00:47:45.179 --> 00:47:51.059
like how she liked the coat. Yeah. Okay. Now,
00:47:51.179 --> 00:47:56.000
I've gotta mention something here now. Because
00:47:56.000 --> 00:48:04.380
I had to pause the video when it got to the point
00:48:04.380 --> 00:48:06.420
where they were saying, like, feed the magical
00:48:06.420 --> 00:48:09.880
elixir to Patatas or whatever. I had to pause,
00:48:10.079 --> 00:48:17.840
and I was like... And my partner was like, what,
00:48:17.900 --> 00:48:23.800
what? And I'm like, and he's like, what, what?
00:48:23.940 --> 00:48:27.280
And I'm like, I don't know how to explain to
00:48:27.280 --> 00:48:35.039
you that Illuminescence wrote a fic called The
00:48:35.039 --> 00:48:38.800
Quest for the Magical Elixir. And it's literally,
00:48:39.039 --> 00:48:47.289
it's 16 ,000 words. Go on AO3. general audiences
00:48:47.289 --> 00:48:49.869
like anybody can read it's very sweet lovely
00:48:49.869 --> 00:48:54.789
lovely story and it's literally like so okay
00:48:54.789 --> 00:48:57.769
i'm gonna read you the summary according to the
00:48:57.769 --> 00:49:02.650
story of patatas which was a youtube short clip
00:49:02.650 --> 00:49:05.730
whatever that they did the taskmaster's stuffed
00:49:05.730 --> 00:49:08.909
toy cat patatas is down to his last of his nine
00:49:08.909 --> 00:49:12.179
lives it said he It's said he spends much of
00:49:12.179 --> 00:49:14.320
his time searching for a magical elixir that
00:49:14.320 --> 00:49:21.440
might restore some of his lives. So then Illuminescence
00:49:21.440 --> 00:49:25.579
wrote The Quest for the Magical Elixir. And I
00:49:25.579 --> 00:49:33.119
had forgotten that the story of Patatas that
00:49:33.119 --> 00:49:37.340
they had posted said that... like had mentioned
00:49:37.340 --> 00:49:41.280
an elixir and so i was fully thinking holy shit
00:49:41.280 --> 00:49:45.699
they read this fic and then created a task around
00:49:45.699 --> 00:49:49.539
it what the fuck is happening right now and so
00:49:49.539 --> 00:49:55.019
so i i messaged them and i was like uh what's
00:49:55.019 --> 00:49:57.880
the timeline on this and they were like oh i
00:49:57.880 --> 00:50:01.230
wrote it after they would have recorded this
00:50:01.230 --> 00:50:05.750
and i was like oh okay well that sucks but because
00:50:05.750 --> 00:50:08.309
i i had forgotten that like they had written
00:50:08.309 --> 00:50:12.969
it based on like this lore already have have
00:50:12.969 --> 00:50:16.389
i already have forgot about that yeah but i was
00:50:16.389 --> 00:50:20.829
like did they actually just pull a fic and like
00:50:20.829 --> 00:50:23.090
do a whole task around it because that's insane
00:50:23.090 --> 00:50:26.289
and then i was like oh they didn't okay well
00:50:26.289 --> 00:50:30.469
knowing that now Because I did see a bit of a
00:50:30.469 --> 00:50:34.610
conversation about how they had referenced a
00:50:34.610 --> 00:50:37.090
task that hadn't aired, but I wasn't really paying
00:50:37.090 --> 00:50:39.570
attention to it because my hours have been weird
00:50:39.570 --> 00:50:46.630
lately. But, like, shortly after our, one of
00:50:46.630 --> 00:50:49.289
our first episodes, I think it was, like, either
00:50:49.289 --> 00:50:52.929
properly episode number one or number two, I
00:50:52.929 --> 00:50:57.150
used patatas as a stand -in. And we had caused
00:50:57.150 --> 00:51:02.349
a few waves. On Reddit. Which is fine. It was
00:51:02.349 --> 00:51:04.570
nothing horrible. But, you know, we got noticed
00:51:04.570 --> 00:51:10.150
by Reddit pretty quickly. And... I don't know
00:51:10.150 --> 00:51:13.610
if it was someone who had seen the video or had
00:51:13.610 --> 00:51:16.389
just independently decided to go look for him.
00:51:16.610 --> 00:51:20.969
But shortly after our episode, the first time
00:51:20.969 --> 00:51:24.690
I used patatas, someone posted on Reddit... asking
00:51:24.690 --> 00:51:27.250
where to get him and where to find him and that's
00:51:27.250 --> 00:51:29.769
how i found out that he is no longer in production
00:51:29.769 --> 00:51:35.010
yeah so discontinued yeah he has been discontinued
00:51:35.010 --> 00:51:38.269
and so ever since i found that out i have been
00:51:38.269 --> 00:51:41.750
like oh god so what happens when they need to
00:51:41.750 --> 00:51:44.070
replace him again because that cat has been through
00:51:44.070 --> 00:51:47.510
some shit and yeah like you look at him and i
00:51:47.510 --> 00:51:50.630
can't tell so like his arms have wire in them
00:51:50.630 --> 00:51:55.210
so they will stay put oh And I can't tell if
00:51:55.210 --> 00:51:58.849
his, the ones on the show, if they're broken
00:51:58.849 --> 00:52:01.070
or if someone just squished him and they never
00:52:01.070 --> 00:52:03.789
put him back. Because he doesn't stand upright
00:52:03.789 --> 00:52:07.570
anymore. Yeah. But, like, yeah, I figure they've
00:52:07.570 --> 00:52:10.750
got the wires in them, so he does stand up. And
00:52:10.750 --> 00:52:13.190
he can actually, you know, put that weight on
00:52:13.190 --> 00:52:18.179
those arms without falling over. Yeah. So. Like,
00:52:18.199 --> 00:52:21.000
yeah, I've been really worried because he's become
00:52:21.000 --> 00:52:24.539
so much of the fabric of the show. Like, people
00:52:24.539 --> 00:52:26.900
saw that Patatas was in this episode and lost
00:52:26.900 --> 00:52:31.079
their fucking minds. And he's so popular that
00:52:31.079 --> 00:52:34.980
Alex put that in his promo video. And when he
00:52:34.980 --> 00:52:38.039
went on Channel 4, like, that was the thing that
00:52:38.039 --> 00:52:40.360
they were promoting the episode with is Patatas
00:52:40.360 --> 00:52:43.650
is back. yeah and like yeah i can understand
00:52:43.650 --> 00:52:46.250
there's some logic to saying well when he's gone
00:52:46.250 --> 00:52:47.969
he's gone and they'll just have to make a big
00:52:47.969 --> 00:52:52.829
deal out of it but i don't think they can people
00:52:52.829 --> 00:52:57.449
will be too upset over an ugly stuffed cat yeah
00:52:57.449 --> 00:53:03.110
that's true i so because i have been moving and
00:53:03.110 --> 00:53:05.150
because we didn't have internet for a few days
00:53:05.150 --> 00:53:09.840
i didn't watch this episode like right away i
00:53:09.840 --> 00:53:12.400
think this was the the longest i've gone without
00:53:12.400 --> 00:53:15.119
watching a new episode like as it's come out
00:53:15.119 --> 00:53:17.480
um because i didn't watch it until like four
00:53:17.480 --> 00:53:21.639
days later um and my best friend messaged me
00:53:21.639 --> 00:53:25.760
and he was like so what's your opinion on jason
00:53:25.760 --> 00:53:30.119
waterboarding patatas and i was like what i haven't
00:53:30.119 --> 00:53:34.389
seen the episode don't It's like, I'm begging
00:53:34.389 --> 00:53:38.269
you. And he's like, oops. That's some real snake
00:53:38.269 --> 00:53:40.849
killed Dumbledore shit right there. Yeah, seriously.
00:53:41.150 --> 00:53:47.230
I was like. Yes, they do. As far as I know, when
00:53:47.230 --> 00:53:50.369
they did that story of patatas, Alex said they
00:53:50.369 --> 00:53:52.750
have two or three of them, I think. And at least
00:53:52.750 --> 00:53:56.730
one of them is called huevos. Yes. Because it's
00:53:56.730 --> 00:54:00.250
potatoes and eggs, which is amazing. I wonder
00:54:00.250 --> 00:54:02.170
if they have a secret third one whose name is
00:54:02.170 --> 00:54:07.949
Rancheros. But yeah, like, the way people have
00:54:07.949 --> 00:54:10.550
behaved toward this cat, he's been stuck up trees,
00:54:10.829 --> 00:54:15.150
he's been, you know, snorted by multiple people,
00:54:15.449 --> 00:54:19.030
Nish ate him, like, he's been through some shit.
00:54:19.809 --> 00:54:23.909
And now, yeah, he's been waterboarded, and I
00:54:23.909 --> 00:54:27.570
don't know how well that blue's going to come
00:54:27.570 --> 00:54:32.349
out of him. But, like, eventually they are going
00:54:32.349 --> 00:54:35.989
to run out of spares. Yeah. And that's what worries
00:54:35.989 --> 00:54:38.329
me, is what happens when they totally run out
00:54:38.329 --> 00:54:43.250
of spares. Yeah. Scary to think about. So...
00:54:43.250 --> 00:54:46.869
And then he just spikes him into the ground.
00:54:48.449 --> 00:54:50.730
Which... Come on, man. Like, yeah, there was
00:54:50.730 --> 00:54:53.170
some discussion, oh my god, is Jason gonna kill
00:54:53.170 --> 00:54:56.889
Patatas? And, like, there's a logical part of
00:54:56.889 --> 00:54:59.679
the brain's... that says, obviously no, because
00:54:59.679 --> 00:55:02.579
Alex had him in the promo. At the same time,
00:55:02.619 --> 00:55:06.380
that could have been Huevos. Yeah. So, like,
00:55:06.420 --> 00:55:09.519
there was really no way of knowing if Patatas
00:55:09.519 --> 00:55:13.780
survived this episode until watching it. And
00:55:13.780 --> 00:55:16.079
it's like, he could have come off worse. But
00:55:16.079 --> 00:55:18.440
I feel like being waterboarded and spiked is
00:55:18.440 --> 00:55:22.320
not the best thing for this poor mangled cat.
00:55:23.280 --> 00:55:28.119
He does look exactly as ridiculous as he does
00:55:28.119 --> 00:55:32.099
on screen, especially if he's been really messed
00:55:32.099 --> 00:55:37.760
up a bit. They call him a Persian cat on the
00:55:37.760 --> 00:55:43.940
website. He's a roadkill cat. Right. But I love
00:55:43.940 --> 00:55:46.760
him, and he looks so real. I've had people think
00:55:46.760 --> 00:55:49.420
it was a cat, and it's like, no, just a toy.
00:55:49.780 --> 00:55:53.420
That's why he's staring at you like that. Yeah,
00:55:53.480 --> 00:56:00.739
I got my Crookshanks in like 2017, I think, you
00:56:00.739 --> 00:56:03.920
know, before the whole JK Rowling sucks thing.
00:56:04.139 --> 00:56:07.780
And I got him at like Universal Studios in Orlando
00:56:07.780 --> 00:56:12.179
and I was bringing him back on the plane home
00:56:12.179 --> 00:56:15.480
and I had to carry him fucking huge because he
00:56:15.480 --> 00:56:17.440
wouldn't fit in my backpack. So I was carrying
00:56:17.440 --> 00:56:20.739
him and I heard him behind me and I heard like.
00:56:21.130 --> 00:56:23.230
talking to her dad and she was like is that a
00:56:23.230 --> 00:56:29.050
real cat so can you imagine somebody just carrying
00:56:29.050 --> 00:56:32.789
a loose cat just like under their arm onto the
00:56:32.789 --> 00:56:37.409
plane like no no it is not a real cat jesus christ
00:56:37.409 --> 00:56:42.949
and then jason predictably wrecked the shed which
00:56:42.949 --> 00:56:45.630
is you know if he didn't i think we would have
00:56:45.630 --> 00:56:51.000
been surprised but we did have a Nice little
00:56:51.000 --> 00:56:53.659
cameo on the screen because we know the person
00:56:53.659 --> 00:56:57.139
who made the basket. Yeah, that was exciting.
00:56:57.960 --> 00:57:00.920
When they sent in the basket, it looked very
00:57:00.920 --> 00:57:03.579
nice. This basket looks like it has been kicked
00:57:03.579 --> 00:57:07.019
across the garden so many times. It probably
00:57:07.019 --> 00:57:12.019
has, to be fair. It's seen better days. So, yay.
00:57:13.079 --> 00:57:16.559
That's pretty cool. Yeah, we love a cameo from
00:57:16.559 --> 00:57:20.070
the fan community. And then, okay, here's in
00:57:20.070 --> 00:57:22.449
my notes, yeah. So Jason went into the caravan
00:57:22.449 --> 00:57:27.190
twice. Fatia used her brain and just snatched
00:57:27.190 --> 00:57:29.010
it through the window, the drink. That was smart,
00:57:29.230 --> 00:57:35.530
yeah. And then my notes go, that poor cat, Jason
00:57:35.530 --> 00:57:39.489
spikes it for no reason. And even Greg calls
00:57:39.489 --> 00:57:44.849
it out as unnecessary cat murder. Yep. And then
00:57:44.849 --> 00:57:47.960
he's got another quote right after that. Well,
00:57:48.000 --> 00:57:53.579
good, as long as you cost us money. Yeah. So
00:57:53.579 --> 00:57:57.880
funny. I did see something. I feel like this
00:57:57.880 --> 00:58:00.179
was in an interview or something. I saw it secondhand
00:58:00.179 --> 00:58:05.539
on Discord that apparently they made sure that
00:58:05.539 --> 00:58:08.780
Jason knew that he was the last one filming these
00:58:08.780 --> 00:58:13.579
tasks, which came across as a tacit approval
00:58:13.579 --> 00:58:18.159
to fuck shit up. Right. Because what was the,
00:58:18.219 --> 00:58:22.800
that was the egret task. Yeah, that was during
00:58:22.800 --> 00:58:26.059
the New York, there it goes again, New Year treat.
00:58:26.539 --> 00:58:29.960
New York treat. New York treat. New York treat.
00:58:31.159 --> 00:58:35.099
NYT has always meant something else to me. I've
00:58:35.099 --> 00:58:37.460
been a Times reader since university. I was going
00:58:37.460 --> 00:58:40.219
to say, New York Times. Yeah, I mean, it's absolutely
00:58:40.219 --> 00:58:44.519
dog shit now, but. What's his name? Rex the Egret.
00:58:44.960 --> 00:58:48.079
eric and then it's it's completely dismantled
00:58:48.079 --> 00:58:54.480
for um the next person yeah so which i feel like
00:58:54.480 --> 00:58:56.800
i found the last one of those ever made as well
00:58:56.800 --> 00:58:59.699
and that fucking egret was more expensive than
00:58:59.699 --> 00:59:03.539
patatas it was almost a hundred bucks it took
00:59:03.539 --> 00:59:06.900
a month and a half to yes it took a month and
00:59:06.900 --> 00:59:10.579
a half to get to get uh here and then it was
00:59:10.579 --> 00:59:14.590
delisted after i bought it So, I don't think
00:59:14.590 --> 00:59:18.510
you can find that fucking egret again. So...
00:59:18.510 --> 00:59:22.929
Oh, and I don't think I've shared with the podcast
00:59:22.929 --> 00:59:26.769
yet because I haven't been able to use it in
00:59:26.769 --> 00:59:31.329
a video. I have got Bob Mortimer's sausage presentation
00:59:31.329 --> 00:59:37.309
unit. I was in an antique shop and it was just
00:59:37.309 --> 00:59:39.750
on a shelf for five bucks and I was like, hell
00:59:39.750 --> 00:59:43.559
yes. That's amazing. I know. I couldn't believe
00:59:43.559 --> 00:59:46.760
it. And I was with my mother -in -law, and she
00:59:46.760 --> 00:59:49.940
didn't understand why I was losing my shit about
00:59:49.940 --> 00:59:52.880
this goofy little tin elephant. But it's like,
00:59:52.960 --> 00:59:58.840
no, you don't understand. So we'll be seeing
00:59:58.840 --> 01:00:03.239
him as a stand -in. And whenever it decides to
01:00:03.239 --> 01:00:06.619
show up, I'm also getting the alluring tiger.
01:00:08.199 --> 01:00:12.559
Nice. So really the only one I need now is the
01:00:12.559 --> 01:00:18.599
little man that Lisa smashed. Yeah. Which I found
01:00:18.599 --> 01:00:20.800
him in other colors, but I want him in the blue
01:00:20.800 --> 01:00:25.679
and red. I mean, worst case scenario, you can
01:00:25.679 --> 01:00:30.159
get him and then paint him. Yeah. So we have.
01:00:31.139 --> 01:00:33.760
So, yeah, those two, they did it pretty quickly,
01:00:33.800 --> 01:00:36.730
I think. what did uh alex say that jason took
01:00:36.730 --> 01:00:40.590
twice as long as fatia but it was only a matter
01:00:40.590 --> 01:00:45.989
of six and twelve minutes so that that was one
01:00:45.989 --> 01:00:48.469
of those things where it's like hmm i don't think
01:00:48.469 --> 01:00:50.889
you can do it much faster than that because she
01:00:50.889 --> 01:00:53.690
just blew through it yeah that was impressive
01:00:53.690 --> 01:00:57.210
yeah so it was like how is everyone else going
01:00:57.210 --> 01:01:00.989
to be doing you're forgetting linda you gotta
01:01:00.989 --> 01:01:09.829
get linda Man, I've thought of ways to, like,
01:01:09.889 --> 01:01:15.230
you know, get a cow, but I think part of the
01:01:15.230 --> 01:01:17.329
appeal of these is that these are the actual
01:01:17.329 --> 01:01:20.969
props that were used on the show. Like, I could
01:01:20.969 --> 01:01:26.730
get a cow. Your husband walks in one day and
01:01:26.730 --> 01:01:30.369
is just like, come on, man. He would divorce
01:01:30.369 --> 01:01:39.300
me. On the spot. That's so funny. There was one
01:01:39.300 --> 01:01:43.920
time he was away for a few days, so I was at
01:01:43.920 --> 01:01:47.739
home alone, bored. Which, I mean, don't leave
01:01:47.739 --> 01:01:49.860
me home alone for an extended period of time,
01:01:49.900 --> 01:01:54.150
because what I decided to do was... I went into
01:01:54.150 --> 01:01:56.929
my office. We lived in a totally different place,
01:01:56.989 --> 01:01:59.150
but I've always had my own room for my own shit.
01:01:59.429 --> 01:02:03.630
So I went into there and I decided I'm going
01:02:03.630 --> 01:02:10.309
to do some just kind of blood spatter art. There
01:02:10.309 --> 01:02:14.710
was no other way to describe that. So I made
01:02:14.710 --> 01:02:18.489
a huge mess and the pieces looked really cool
01:02:18.489 --> 01:02:22.980
because I actually used a mix of like. corn syrup,
01:02:23.139 --> 01:02:25.420
and then I forget what else I put in it to make
01:02:25.420 --> 01:02:27.579
it a little bit more opaque, and then I made
01:02:27.579 --> 01:02:33.219
it red, and it was cool because once it dried,
01:02:33.500 --> 01:02:36.340
it hardened, but it wasn't permanently dry, and
01:02:36.340 --> 01:02:39.960
over time it would slowly drip down more. So
01:02:39.960 --> 01:02:43.340
I did that, made a mess of my office, and then...
01:02:44.400 --> 01:02:48.099
just to get some drip happening i moved them
01:02:48.099 --> 01:02:50.239
into the bathroom so that if they dripped off
01:02:50.239 --> 01:02:53.699
the page they'd drip into the shower and i forgot
01:02:53.699 --> 01:02:57.739
that i'd put them in there he came home and just
01:02:57.739 --> 01:03:00.239
immediately wanted to go take a shower opens
01:03:00.239 --> 01:03:08.639
the curtain and goes just like that and had to
01:03:08.639 --> 01:03:11.789
deal with these just no question He just looked
01:03:11.789 --> 01:03:16.670
at it and was like, okay, this is a thing. Oh
01:03:16.670 --> 01:03:21.610
my gosh. So yeah, I really related to both Chris
01:03:21.610 --> 01:03:25.969
and Rosie on Ed's podcast. Because it's like,
01:03:26.090 --> 01:03:28.550
yeah, everything Chris has said about Rosie seems
01:03:28.550 --> 01:03:31.210
about right. And then she started talking from
01:03:31.210 --> 01:03:34.510
her point of view and it's like, yes, this woman
01:03:34.510 --> 01:03:39.239
is connected to me on a spiritual level. And
01:03:39.239 --> 01:03:43.559
she found the code immediately. Like, I think
01:03:43.559 --> 01:03:47.320
she found the code for the safe faster than anyone
01:03:47.320 --> 01:03:53.360
else did. She goes in there, which, again, completely
01:03:53.360 --> 01:03:58.059
surprising, but she also, this task, epitomized
01:03:58.059 --> 01:04:01.679
what I've been saying all series, that as long
01:04:01.679 --> 01:04:05.219
as you do something and you keep moving forward,
01:04:05.579 --> 01:04:10.010
you're going to get points. that meant that she
01:04:10.010 --> 01:04:13.510
did get two points. She didn't wind up with one.
01:04:15.449 --> 01:04:19.449
Because, um, who was one? That was Matt. Yeah,
01:04:19.530 --> 01:04:21.690
we haven't gotten to him yet. So, yeah, like,
01:04:21.829 --> 01:04:25.150
because she was, you know, she didn't know what
01:04:25.150 --> 01:04:27.489
she was doing, so she was just, you know, looking
01:04:27.489 --> 01:04:29.730
for other things to do. So she found the code
01:04:29.730 --> 01:04:36.389
immediately. And then... And then I forget whether
01:04:36.389 --> 01:04:39.920
it was... her or stevie who asked about the sand
01:04:39.920 --> 01:04:43.400
in the kitchen and alex just says greg was here
01:04:43.400 --> 01:04:49.139
earlier it's like yeah okay what the fuck was
01:04:49.139 --> 01:04:53.980
greg doing making a mess apparently but yeah
01:04:53.980 --> 01:04:59.219
like rosie didn't understand this task and i
01:04:59.219 --> 01:05:02.440
think that came came across immediately she didn't
01:05:02.440 --> 01:05:04.679
know what she was doing she just knew that she
01:05:04.679 --> 01:05:07.179
had to go between rooms and do what the task
01:05:07.179 --> 01:05:10.820
said and then eventually something would happen
01:05:10.820 --> 01:05:13.019
so she noticed the code and she noticed it twice
01:05:13.019 --> 01:05:16.000
she didn't know where the hutch was but that
01:05:16.000 --> 01:05:17.960
was fine because she was still doing something
01:05:17.960 --> 01:05:23.460
and she once she got to the safe finally she
01:05:23.460 --> 01:05:26.800
worked out oh that's the code for this It just
01:05:26.800 --> 01:05:29.940
took her way too long to figure it out. She didn't
01:05:29.940 --> 01:05:34.320
notice a massive map beside her. That was ridiculous.
01:05:35.199 --> 01:05:38.920
Which, I mean, to be fair to her, it wasn't the
01:05:38.920 --> 01:05:44.920
most map -looking map. Yeah. It looked more like
01:05:44.920 --> 01:05:48.800
a diagram. So if she just glanced at it... saw
01:05:48.800 --> 01:05:53.360
that oh and then alex just absolute shit lord
01:05:53.360 --> 01:05:56.300
when she comes back and sees it properly he's
01:05:56.300 --> 01:05:58.059
like oh yeah i know that that couldn't have been
01:05:58.059 --> 01:05:59.980
there it's so big you must have you know you
01:05:59.980 --> 01:06:01.739
would have noticed it it's like alex shut the
01:06:01.739 --> 01:06:09.780
fuck up shut the fuck up so funny and then you
01:06:09.780 --> 01:06:13.320
know on the opposite side of that there's stevie
01:06:13.320 --> 01:06:18.260
who didn't notice a single fucking thing And
01:06:18.260 --> 01:06:21.159
it was only because she was moving faster, I
01:06:21.159 --> 01:06:23.300
think, where Rosie was just taking her time,
01:06:23.440 --> 01:06:26.480
la -la -la -la -la. Like, they were both in the
01:06:26.480 --> 01:06:29.079
same position here. They didn't know what was
01:06:29.079 --> 01:06:30.900
going on. They just knew they had to do things.
01:06:31.820 --> 01:06:36.940
And Stevie was just a little bit faster in doing
01:06:36.940 --> 01:06:39.320
absolutely nothing but finally getting there.
01:06:40.019 --> 01:06:44.179
Yeah. And then... I'm bad at writing down who
01:06:44.179 --> 01:06:46.360
these quotes are from, but yeah, one of them
01:06:46.360 --> 01:06:48.860
waterboarding patatas. I don't think he wants
01:06:48.860 --> 01:06:52.280
it. And then Alex goes, he wants it. Like, why
01:06:52.280 --> 01:06:54.300
did you say it like that? Why did you say that?
01:06:57.460 --> 01:07:01.320
And then Matt had a total meltdown and did every
01:07:01.320 --> 01:07:05.300
single possible thing wrong. Some of them multiple
01:07:05.300 --> 01:07:12.730
times. And we got to see more of his balls. Which,
01:07:12.730 --> 01:07:16.789
we were warned when this series first started
01:07:16.789 --> 01:07:18.730
that it would happen more than once. I didn't
01:07:18.730 --> 01:07:26.329
expect it to happen this often. But, yeah, he
01:07:26.329 --> 01:07:29.369
just went all over the place, never noticed the
01:07:29.369 --> 01:07:32.769
code. And I can't remember how many times he
01:07:32.769 --> 01:07:36.010
was in the kitchen and the hutch and just ignoring
01:07:36.010 --> 01:07:42.480
everything around him. And then, quite a long
01:07:42.480 --> 01:07:45.219
time i mean 51 minutes or whatever it was and
01:07:45.219 --> 01:07:49.300
i'm like my guy what are you doing i i just have
01:07:49.300 --> 01:07:51.440
a good time i mean he was like sashaying around
01:07:51.440 --> 01:07:53.500
the fucking place and i was like this dude just
01:07:53.500 --> 01:07:56.900
having a bunch of fun yeah he just completely
01:07:56.900 --> 01:08:03.059
misunderstood the entire task in a way that dwarfed
01:08:03.059 --> 01:08:06.849
rosie's not understanding it And then he sums
01:08:06.849 --> 01:08:09.869
it up perfectly. It's amazing how many grits
01:08:09.869 --> 01:08:15.130
you can have, isn't it? And another thing I noticed
01:08:15.130 --> 01:08:18.149
that when he found patatas, he seemed excited
01:08:18.149 --> 01:08:21.470
to see patatas the same way we're excited to
01:08:21.470 --> 01:08:24.250
see patatas. It wasn't like, yes, finally, I've
01:08:24.250 --> 01:08:28.989
got the cat. It was patatas. My old friend. Yes.
01:08:32.229 --> 01:08:37.699
And then. In the studio, I loved this. When Greg
01:08:37.699 --> 01:08:43.520
was basically shit -talking him because he deserved
01:08:43.520 --> 01:08:46.779
it. And then he accuses Matt of being over -defensive.
01:08:47.079 --> 01:08:50.939
And then, well, I fucking am. That was really
01:08:50.939 --> 01:08:57.199
funny. Because he's been one who has taken his
01:08:57.199 --> 01:09:02.739
failures just on the chin. He knew he failed.
01:09:02.800 --> 01:09:06.329
He doesn't care. Like, he cares, but it's not
01:09:06.329 --> 01:09:08.829
the end of the world. You know, because some
01:09:08.829 --> 01:09:11.890
people in the past, when they don't do well,
01:09:11.930 --> 01:09:15.789
they get angry, and you can tell. But, like,
01:09:15.869 --> 01:09:18.630
I think Matt knows, especially at this point,
01:09:18.789 --> 01:09:21.550
that he has walked away with this entire series.
01:09:22.250 --> 01:09:28.510
Yeah. I mean, it's pretty impressive, honestly.
01:09:29.239 --> 01:09:32.079
So, yeah, we had Fatia with five, Jason with
01:09:32.079 --> 01:09:35.699
four, Stevie with three, Rosie with two, Matt
01:09:35.699 --> 01:09:41.539
with one point, and 51 minutes. Which... Yeah,
01:09:41.640 --> 01:09:43.939
if the task says fastest wins, and you've been
01:09:43.939 --> 01:09:46.159
going for 20 minutes, and you don't seem to make
01:09:46.159 --> 01:09:50.819
any headway, you're the problem. Yep. You are
01:09:50.819 --> 01:09:57.399
the problem. Then... So the final task, which
01:09:57.399 --> 01:10:03.439
I have just written is hell. That one was, say
01:10:03.439 --> 01:10:06.760
a word that fits the category given to you by
01:10:06.760 --> 01:10:10.619
the taskmaster, then press your button and the
01:10:10.619 --> 01:10:13.319
time... This sentence is too long. Then press
01:10:13.319 --> 01:10:15.819
your button and the time will pass to the other
01:10:15.819 --> 01:10:19.460
team. Team members must take it in turns to say
01:10:19.460 --> 01:10:23.579
words, and no words may be repeated during the
01:10:23.579 --> 01:10:26.380
task. So that's something they learned from the
01:10:26.380 --> 01:10:31.060
ping pong task in Series 5, where you can't repeat
01:10:31.060 --> 01:10:36.399
words. Just hell. Absolute hell. Alex was in
01:10:36.399 --> 01:10:39.380
hell. The teams were in hell. The audience was
01:10:39.380 --> 01:10:42.359
in hell. Alex was having such a bad time. I need
01:10:42.359 --> 01:10:45.239
to know if it was his decision to fully run the
01:10:45.239 --> 01:10:48.319
task himself or if someone decided that Alex
01:10:48.319 --> 01:10:51.840
should do it all. And that to me seems like an
01:10:51.840 --> 01:10:54.739
Alex decision. Yeah. He wanted to be in charge
01:10:54.739 --> 01:10:56.939
of the clocks. He wanted to be in charge of checking
01:10:56.939 --> 01:11:00.779
the words. And it just makes you wonder what
01:11:00.779 --> 01:11:04.140
he's like as a parent, these tasks. Yeah. Because
01:11:04.140 --> 01:11:11.109
he can't handle any amount of. unexpected tomfuckery.
01:11:11.829 --> 01:11:16.270
I mean, and it was chaos with, like, Rosie not
01:11:16.270 --> 01:11:20.890
understanding again how the task was supposed
01:11:20.890 --> 01:11:25.710
to work. And him having to, like, him having
01:11:25.710 --> 01:11:28.949
to yell at her to stop. Like, it's not your turn
01:11:28.949 --> 01:11:32.229
yet. And then, yeah, like, and then we had Alex
01:11:32.229 --> 01:11:35.770
repeating the banter gag and referring to Matt
01:11:35.770 --> 01:11:39.460
as his butterfly brother. That was really cute.
01:11:39.819 --> 01:11:43.859
And then... So the first word said is penis.
01:11:44.619 --> 01:11:46.859
Yep. And I think that set the tone for the whole
01:11:46.859 --> 01:11:52.439
thing. Yep. We had so many not you yet, which
01:11:52.439 --> 01:11:54.760
I don't think we've had that kind of frustration
01:11:54.760 --> 01:11:58.619
since the toilet paper task in Series 17. Mm
01:11:58.619 --> 01:12:02.220
-hmm. And then he just had to have a little lie
01:12:02.220 --> 01:12:07.369
down at one point. So funny. Purple Casio, for
01:12:07.369 --> 01:12:13.170
those of you keeping track. And, like, I love
01:12:13.170 --> 01:12:16.470
when he gets this frustrated and fed up with
01:12:16.470 --> 01:12:21.750
the things that he has set up himself. Like...
01:12:21.750 --> 01:12:28.649
So, um, I don't think it's too much of a spoiler
01:12:28.649 --> 01:12:30.810
here to say that this was one of the outtakes.
01:12:31.710 --> 01:12:35.659
Yeah. So there's an outtake for this. Well, also,
01:12:35.840 --> 01:12:39.939
this outtake is up now. Oh, is it? I think they
01:12:39.939 --> 01:12:42.180
posted it on Instagram. Okay, good. So we can
01:12:42.180 --> 01:12:45.539
talk about it then. So, yeah, the fact that this
01:12:45.539 --> 01:12:50.479
was actually the second round and what happens
01:12:50.479 --> 01:12:53.560
in the first round is just astonishing because
01:12:53.560 --> 01:12:57.720
if it could go wrong, it did. And it makes you
01:12:57.720 --> 01:13:00.180
wonder just how much some of these tasks are,
01:13:00.279 --> 01:13:04.710
like, tested out beforehand. And also, to my
01:13:04.710 --> 01:13:07.630
knowledge, this is the first time that with a
01:13:07.630 --> 01:13:11.550
live task, they broke their rule of whatever
01:13:11.550 --> 01:13:15.010
happens, happens. Right. Because, like, that's
01:13:15.010 --> 01:13:17.609
usually the whole point of the live tasks, is
01:13:17.609 --> 01:13:20.130
that sometimes they don't work. And that's fine.
01:13:20.710 --> 01:13:23.449
But what happened with this one is just, one,
01:13:23.489 --> 01:13:25.489
nobody really understood what they were doing.
01:13:27.090 --> 01:13:31.899
They had a fuck -up on zero seconds. And then
01:13:31.899 --> 01:13:34.199
there was really no way to fix that. And then
01:13:34.199 --> 01:13:39.380
Alex accidentally reset the clocks. So the whole
01:13:39.380 --> 01:13:42.960
round just, there was no way, there was no way
01:13:42.960 --> 01:13:45.039
to fix that afterwards. There was no coming back.
01:13:45.260 --> 01:13:48.439
They had fucked up the task. Alex was already
01:13:48.439 --> 01:13:51.520
overwhelmed and you could see that a little bit
01:13:51.520 --> 01:13:55.180
during the second time or the first one. Yeah.
01:13:56.500 --> 01:14:03.140
But yeah, like he, he just. when he had to have
01:14:03.140 --> 01:14:06.180
the little lie down i think that was the most
01:14:06.180 --> 01:14:10.319
of alex we will ever see on television he just
01:14:10.319 --> 01:14:12.960
had to check out and that there was so funny
01:14:12.960 --> 01:14:14.899
there was this bit where you could just see on
01:14:14.899 --> 01:14:19.359
his face a complete system restart because everything
01:14:19.359 --> 01:14:25.310
had gone so wrong and like They weren't supposed
01:14:25.310 --> 01:14:27.989
to be helping one another, but I feel like it
01:14:27.989 --> 01:14:31.170
would have been in Alex's best interest to allow
01:14:31.170 --> 01:14:36.149
Rosie to help Thatia. Yeah. Just this task was
01:14:36.149 --> 01:14:39.550
amazing. And also, I could not believe that they
01:14:39.550 --> 01:14:43.250
didn't say chainsaw. Yeah. It was right there.
01:14:43.649 --> 01:14:46.510
Yeah. And I think even, I think Alex even says,
01:14:46.529 --> 01:14:52.949
well, but anyway, here's the. I think he mumbles
01:14:52.949 --> 01:14:55.850
it a little bit, but I was like, ugh. Like, you
01:14:55.850 --> 01:14:59.189
could have just used that. And then we have another
01:14:59.189 --> 01:15:01.750
really great one from Alex. Just checking if
01:15:01.750 --> 01:15:09.670
I'm okay, and not really. So funny. And then
01:15:09.670 --> 01:15:12.029
at one point, and then afterward, he goes, I
01:15:12.029 --> 01:15:16.569
enjoyed being in full control of the task. That
01:15:16.569 --> 01:15:22.180
was a fucking lie. I don't think he enjoyed a
01:15:22.180 --> 01:15:27.779
second of that. Yeah, that was so funny. Oh,
01:15:27.779 --> 01:15:31.619
my God. I love these kind of live tasks, though.
01:15:31.920 --> 01:15:37.000
And that is one of the things that makes the
01:15:37.000 --> 01:15:41.199
very first episode of Taskmaster, honestly, the
01:15:41.199 --> 01:15:44.319
best episode. Because it had literally everything
01:15:44.319 --> 01:15:48.000
that has come to make the show what it is. They
01:15:48.000 --> 01:15:52.239
nearly killed someone in the first task. People
01:15:52.239 --> 01:15:56.220
were cheating throughout the entire thing. They
01:15:56.220 --> 01:16:02.159
nearly killed Ramesh. And even the live task.
01:16:02.460 --> 01:16:05.699
He was so out of his element, just shouting at
01:16:05.699 --> 01:16:09.939
people, and no one was listening to him. It was
01:16:09.939 --> 01:16:14.800
fantastic. But yeah, I love these live tasks,
01:16:15.039 --> 01:16:18.760
and I'd love to see a supercut compilation of
01:16:18.760 --> 01:16:25.609
them. Where he's just noped out. Because, good
01:16:25.609 --> 01:16:35.090
lord, dude. So that one. We had the team of two,
01:16:35.210 --> 01:16:37.689
they got five points. The team of three got three.
01:16:38.850 --> 01:16:44.109
Which, I think that was fair. Everyone was having
01:16:44.109 --> 01:16:47.550
a nightmare. And I really hate these winner -take
01:16:47.550 --> 01:16:51.649
-all live tasks. I do too, as we have established
01:16:51.649 --> 01:16:56.529
before. So giving the team that didn't win three
01:16:56.529 --> 01:17:02.289
points, that makes it feel a lot more, or a lot
01:17:02.289 --> 01:17:06.250
less biased, I guess. Yeah. And I really hope
01:17:06.250 --> 01:17:09.050
they've realized that winner takes all, especially
01:17:09.050 --> 01:17:12.670
on live tasks, is just not the way to do it.
01:17:12.970 --> 01:17:19.229
Yeah. And so we end the episode with Fatia on
01:17:19.229 --> 01:17:27.470
13, Jason on 23, Matt on 16, Rosie on 11, and
01:17:27.470 --> 01:17:30.369
Stevie on 19. And then we have Jason going up
01:17:30.369 --> 01:17:32.470
there and just smashing the chest of drawers.
01:17:32.909 --> 01:17:38.069
That was so funny. I laughed so hard. Because
01:17:38.069 --> 01:17:41.050
the whole thing, it looks like a cartoon. Where,
01:17:41.270 --> 01:17:45.260
oh, I gotta turn off my alarm. it's like your
01:17:45.260 --> 01:17:50.239
alarm is going off soon i'm awake um yeah when
01:17:50.239 --> 01:17:53.340
he just like full flung it and then like all
01:17:53.340 --> 01:17:55.659
the drugs kind of like floated in the air for
01:17:55.659 --> 01:17:59.779
a second that was so funny yeah yeah the tasks
01:17:59.779 --> 01:18:03.760
where alex just completely checks out and just
01:18:03.760 --> 01:18:06.359
forgets that he's on telly they are the best
01:18:06.359 --> 01:18:11.699
ones like no i mean It's not a necessary part
01:18:11.699 --> 01:18:15.020
of the show, but it's a fairly integral part
01:18:15.020 --> 01:18:19.439
that Alex is there to be bullied. And I love
01:18:19.439 --> 01:18:22.239
it when the show itself bullies him. It becomes
01:18:22.239 --> 01:18:28.840
so meta, and it's amazing. So the league table
01:18:28.840 --> 01:18:32.979
right now, we were talking about this a little
01:18:32.979 --> 01:18:37.729
bit before we started. So we've got... Fatia
01:18:37.729 --> 01:18:46.989
on 133, Jason on 130, Matt on 154, Rosie on 135,
01:18:47.270 --> 01:18:52.109
and Stevie on 132. Which, once again, that means
01:18:52.109 --> 01:18:57.649
Matt's in first place, Rosie's in second, Fatia's
01:18:57.649 --> 01:19:02.050
in third, Stevie's in fourth, and Jason's on
01:19:02.050 --> 01:19:04.670
fifth. I don't think anyone has changed places.
01:19:04.829 --> 01:19:07.739
I'm going to need to do the math. But I don't
01:19:07.739 --> 01:19:11.060
think I don't think I've ever seen this where
01:19:11.060 --> 01:19:15.560
the first episode the scores as they lie there
01:19:15.560 --> 01:19:17.779
are just how the scores are for the rest of the
01:19:17.779 --> 01:19:27.979
series. Like it's it's mad. Yeah. Like it's a
01:19:27.979 --> 01:19:31.180
little bit like when John Robbins ran away with
01:19:31.180 --> 01:19:35.020
it. Right. It's like at a certain point you kind
01:19:35.020 --> 01:19:37.520
of You're just going to have to resign yourself
01:19:37.520 --> 01:19:41.100
to the end. It's very obvious that next week,
01:19:41.199 --> 01:19:44.479
when we pop a bottle of Prosecco, it's going
01:19:44.479 --> 01:19:48.920
to be for Matt. Yeah. And it's going to be Matt
01:19:48.920 --> 01:19:55.479
on Ed's podcast next week. Mm -hmm. Literally
01:19:55.479 --> 01:19:57.760
no way of telling who will be in places two to
01:19:57.760 --> 01:20:02.600
five. Have... Yeah, I'd be surprised. When was
01:20:02.600 --> 01:20:07.170
Matt... Did Matt talk about the yogurt thing
01:20:07.170 --> 01:20:12.989
on Ed's podcast or no? I don't remember. What's
01:20:12.989 --> 01:20:16.069
the yogurt thing? I feel like he didn't. What
01:20:16.069 --> 01:20:19.050
do you mean, what's the yogurt thing? That yogurt
01:20:19.050 --> 01:20:25.170
thing, okay. What yogurt thing? It took me a
01:20:25.170 --> 01:20:28.050
while. To be honest, the yogurt is not the part
01:20:28.050 --> 01:20:31.689
of that task that sticks in my brain. Sorry.
01:20:33.069 --> 01:20:37.250
Let me rephrase it. Did he talk about the licking
01:20:37.250 --> 01:20:41.869
cum off of daddy's shoes? That's literally what
01:20:41.869 --> 01:20:47.689
that cast was. I don't know. I mean, if nothing
01:20:47.689 --> 01:20:50.689
else, we'll be hearing about it next week. I
01:20:50.689 --> 01:20:58.479
hope so. Because I need answers. From the chat.
01:20:58.579 --> 01:21:00.600
I think this is better than John, though, because
01:21:00.600 --> 01:21:03.220
Matt seems so ridiculously inept with all of
01:21:03.220 --> 01:21:07.979
his tasks. He does. Seems is the key word here.
01:21:08.260 --> 01:21:10.819
Because, yeah, like, he has had some absolute
01:21:10.819 --> 01:21:15.199
nightmares. And when I came into this series,
01:21:15.399 --> 01:21:18.319
I was like, oh, goody, we're going to have two
01:21:18.319 --> 01:21:22.039
fail people. Matt and Rosie are going to absolutely
01:21:22.039 --> 01:21:25.430
lose their shit. How are they in first and second
01:21:25.430 --> 01:21:29.229
place? That's a great fucking question, my guy.
01:21:29.430 --> 01:21:36.710
Like, I don't... It baffles me. Yeah. And I think
01:21:36.710 --> 01:21:43.949
it's entirely, like... So, like, really the meta
01:21:43.949 --> 01:21:49.390
on this show is to be consistent. And I'd say
01:21:49.390 --> 01:21:53.689
Matt is the only one who isn't consistent. When
01:21:53.689 --> 01:21:57.449
he gets it wrong, he really gets it wrong. But
01:21:57.449 --> 01:22:01.170
he knows enough about the show to kind of metagame
01:22:01.170 --> 01:22:04.350
it. So he knows what Greg will like. He knows
01:22:04.350 --> 01:22:08.069
what his strengths are and he plays to those.
01:22:08.449 --> 01:22:12.510
So he's been on top of the table forever, literally.
01:22:13.149 --> 01:22:19.069
While the other four have been so consistent
01:22:19.069 --> 01:22:25.159
that nothing has changed. Yeah. Like, Fatia has
01:22:25.159 --> 01:22:29.300
been a solid third place. She really doesn't
01:22:29.300 --> 01:22:33.279
deviate that much from it. Jason, of course he
01:22:33.279 --> 01:22:35.600
was gonna come in and wreck shit. Like, I never
01:22:35.600 --> 01:22:38.979
anticipated he would do well, not even really
01:22:38.979 --> 01:22:41.979
knowing anything about him. Just the fact that
01:22:41.979 --> 01:22:45.300
he's an American who asked to be on this show.
01:22:46.189 --> 01:22:49.729
like of course that's just i want to be on here
01:22:49.729 --> 01:22:52.810
and do all of the things i've ever imagined doing
01:22:52.810 --> 01:22:55.770
on this show rather than i want to come on and
01:22:55.770 --> 01:23:01.510
win and like stevie who is over here embarrassing
01:23:01.510 --> 01:23:06.670
your ass like she's the one who really wants
01:23:06.670 --> 01:23:12.840
to do well but that gets in her way yeah So in
01:23:12.840 --> 01:23:16.199
a really weird way, they have all been absolutely
01:23:16.199 --> 01:23:20.060
consistent in the type of player that they are.
01:23:20.979 --> 01:23:26.239
Which is wild. Yeah, so I do think, disregarding
01:23:26.239 --> 01:23:28.539
Jason just because he never wanted to win anyway,
01:23:29.020 --> 01:23:32.000
this is another one of those series where if
01:23:32.000 --> 01:23:34.600
you put any of them in someone else's series,
01:23:34.840 --> 01:23:38.850
they could have easily won. Yeah. I mean, and
01:23:38.850 --> 01:23:42.430
I think the thing, this is such a strong series
01:23:42.430 --> 01:23:47.050
and it's so rewatchable. And I think that this
01:23:47.050 --> 01:23:51.270
is going to be up there with a lot of people's
01:23:51.270 --> 01:23:57.189
like favorite series of all times. And just like
01:23:57.189 --> 01:24:00.390
the way that they all interact with each other.
01:24:00.409 --> 01:24:02.649
There's no like one person that's kind of like
01:24:02.649 --> 01:24:07.409
they all really genuine. Oh, you've cut out.
01:24:08.200 --> 01:24:11.800
Uh -oh. What happened? I don't know what happened.
01:24:12.539 --> 01:24:15.399
Okay. But yeah, they all get along with each
01:24:15.399 --> 01:24:18.380
other really well. And there's no, like, weak
01:24:18.380 --> 01:24:22.159
person in the group that, like, kind of, you
01:24:22.159 --> 01:24:24.840
know. I think I do know what's wrong. Let me
01:24:24.840 --> 01:24:33.899
see here. What's wrong with me? Um, oh, shit.
01:24:34.039 --> 01:24:39.399
I need you to go away. Come back. Where'd you
01:24:39.399 --> 01:24:47.779
go? I don't know where you've gone. Uh -oh. Yeah.
01:24:48.039 --> 01:24:51.140
Oops, that's not what I wanted to do. TK video.
01:24:51.319 --> 01:24:55.439
Hello? Oh, no. Oh, no. I've disappeared. You
01:24:55.439 --> 01:25:01.439
have disappeared. Well, I'm just gonna... Well,
01:25:01.579 --> 01:25:03.819
that's our debrief, folks. See you next time.
01:25:04.739 --> 01:25:12.000
Where have you gone? I don't know. Fucking bye.
01:25:12.640 --> 01:25:19.699
I guess so. Well. Yeah, I don't know what to
01:25:19.699 --> 01:25:23.859
tell you. I don't know what I did. I mean, we're
01:25:23.859 --> 01:25:25.819
pretty much at the end anyway, so it's fine.
01:25:25.939 --> 01:25:31.420
I'll fix it after. Yeah. Because I think I know
01:25:31.420 --> 01:25:34.800
why you keep cutting out. Put a ghost image in
01:25:34.800 --> 01:25:37.939
there. I was trying to see if I could fix it
01:25:37.939 --> 01:25:39.520
on my end, but I think it's something on your
01:25:39.520 --> 01:25:45.869
end anyway. Just potatoes shows up. Put me in
01:25:45.869 --> 01:25:52.250
coach. Yeah. Anyway. We'll see you next time
01:25:52.250 --> 01:25:56.930
for the series finale. Yes. So, so we, we have
01:25:56.930 --> 01:25:59.170
a tradition here. My husband and I, we pop a
01:25:59.170 --> 01:26:01.630
bottle of Prosecco for the winter. You're going
01:26:01.630 --> 01:26:05.489
to do that. Probably not, but I'm probably going
01:26:05.489 --> 01:26:09.640
to be moving. Still setting up art and stuff.
01:26:11.600 --> 01:26:15.100
Cool, cool. Well, yeah, let's meet back here
01:26:15.100 --> 01:26:18.720
next week to talk about Matt's win. Because just
01:26:18.720 --> 01:26:21.060
at this point, I don't think it's possible for
01:26:21.060 --> 01:26:24.079
Rosie to overtake him. No. There's 19 points
01:26:24.079 --> 01:26:27.420
between them. Yeah, that's a lot. That's a lot.
01:26:29.000 --> 01:26:33.399
Cool. Well, we will see you guys next time. Bye.
01:26:34.159 --> 01:26:34.680
Bye.