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Before we get to your list. I was talking to
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somebody that works here and I said, you know, on
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an application, I said, maybe you should put I'm a
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part time ninja. Like, what would that? Well, that can't
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hurt well, I mean how could they. First of all,
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they can't.
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Prove that it's not you're not a part time ninja.
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Why would you do this or if you would, or
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like a period of your time to wear training it
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to be a ninja? Like, you know, why didn't you
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work between twenty ten and twenty fourteen. I was training
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to be a ninja.
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And the discipline it taught me will make me the
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best employee I've ever had. So go ahead and knock it.
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That's right, it'll be thanking me in a couple of
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weeks and make up some sort of monk at the
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top of a mountains.
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Some Shamalamala Shaman Shaman Shaman La shaman La Malama Shamalama.
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How many good movies has he made? Actually? Like two? Two?
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Yeah, we're going to see. Wait a minute, the newest
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one did pretty well. But I don't know why people
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keep giving him one hundred million dollars to make. But
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I know because every like twelve time he's onto something. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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Well we're going. We can't wait to go see the
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one this weekend with the Tom Hanks.
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Oh I saw the commercials. Yeah, Robert zemeckis Robin right, Jenny.
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Yet it's the same crew that made Forrest Gump. Yeah,
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this is gonna be good. Jackie's gonna cry through the
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whole thing. I can guarantee you. M M all right.
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What do you got there, Bud? It's a list. Of course,
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it has something to do with dating, hence the dating
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game theme. I love. Some of these are funny, some
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are well, they'll warm your hearts, Tony even yours really
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now that it's available again for warming, They found out
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I had one. Yeah, people were shocked. People share the
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most random way they fell for someone. Yeah. So the
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story is about how they met. Oh, let's do it.
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It's off a BuzzFeed. I was at a festival, my
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boyfriend was at a bar with his friends. We ended
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up meeting in the hospital because I broke my arm
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and he broke his leg. That's fate right there.
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That's movie stuff. How did y'all meet? It's so funny.
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I met my boyfriend because he used to deliver me pizzas.
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One day, he told me he was fascinated with my
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last name, a pretty rare one, because he used to
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be friends with the guy with that same last name.
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Turns out that guy as my brother. Oh my god,
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turns up. My mom has loads of picks of my
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boyfriend and my brother playing together as toddler's and bathing together.
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What I added That boyfriend moved away when he was twelve.
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I moved to the same place when I was twenty one.
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Been together for two years. Now, Oh that's cool. Now
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I want to know what the last name was.
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I know, come on, damn it, I know. Oh, there's
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people listening, going why can't that happen to me? Yeah,
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people share how they met. I nearly ran him over
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in a seven to eleven parking lot. Uh, probably exchanged
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information and then saliva, dude, that that relationship will last forever.
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Of course, calling it now.
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You can go from being so mad at someone you
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converse to will you marry me? Yeah? I mean for it.
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We met in a grocery store fighting over the last avocado.
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Oh boy.
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First of all, Oh, I don't get avoca. I don't
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get avocados. I don't either, and don't get it. I
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don't get it.
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Denny Crumb loved avocados on his fried bloney sandwich. I
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think they're tasteless.
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I just don't see the I don't get the they're fastening,
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they're fattening for they're good fat. I'd rather have sour
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cream than avocado, right. And then I've seen these people
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that get those bowls at those places and they do
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like a giant scoop of avocado.
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Yeah, I'm like, it'll turn brown in about six minutes.
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Oh that's gross. I'm not doing it, dude. I was
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rollerblading and this guy was jogging. He kept up with
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me for over three miles just to talk and get
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to know me. I was so impressed that I said
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yes when he asked me for a date.
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That now, cause chasing you, Yeah, now, that could not happen.
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Girls would be crying and calling the cops. If somebody would,
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would they call that stalking or you're a creeper.
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Exactly? You did what well? I jogged at her. She
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was she was trying to get away from me, and
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I was run as fast as I could, so I
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keep talking to her. Yeah, my husband and I met
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working at a retail store. We started talking while we
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watched a guy get tased shoplifter. Hey, back when you
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could tase a shoplifter? Right, what are you doing later?
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I don't know. Now in California, it's like, is that
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worth nine hundred dollars? Okay, go, you can keep it.
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People don't realize, man.
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Some of the some of the biggest best pickup lines
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are like, Hey, I want to do something.
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You've got a famous one that works, but you can't
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tell it on the air. Worked about fifty time. No,
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and that's not bad. Hey the time, Yeah, worked every time.
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The ways people met My ex and I met while
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we were on dates with differferent people. She was obviously
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not into the guy she was with, very much a
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works and finance type of guy who was super intense,
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and I didn't have much chemistry with my date. Her
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guy got up to go to the bathroom. I was
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at the bar ordering another round for my date. She
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let a long sigh and rubbed her temples. I said,
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not having fun either. She said no, and I feel
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like you could do way better. Then we exchanged Instagram
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handles and met up at a place a week later,
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dated four years and parted amicably. Good for them. Good
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for them. I mean, he says, I still hold her
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in high regard. We just didn't end up having the
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same long term goals.
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Yeah. Yeah, people change again. I was having a conversation
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with somebody that was in the process of trying to
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save their marriage, and I was, guy, it's a miracle
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anybody stays married. I mean, it's just in these today's
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in today's world, because everyone's all about each other. I'm
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sorry themselves. They're not each other.
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No, no, right and no.
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And what we say it is eighty five percent of
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dirses are initiated by the woman. They're tired, they're not
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They're like, I ain't gonta do this.
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I'm out. I don't need no man. That's why they.
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We were talking about military with our buddy the other
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day and he was telling John, you know, here's the deal.
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You're married to somebody in the military. That's why you
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see a lot of divorces in nine years and like whatever,
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eleven months, because this apparently it's like ten years in
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a day. She gets half your retirement. Oh okay, So
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if you're in the if you're married, you're in the military.
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Ten years in a day. At that point when when
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you all get divorced, she gets half your military paid.
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So if you're not really really still in love with
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her or him, yeah, do the push the button. Ooh yeah,
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that's evil. This has got to be an old timy thing.
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I was sixteen looking up my bedroom window and there
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was a girl in our backyard stealing blackberries from our bush.
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I ran down the stairs, intending to angrily confront her,
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but as I stepped outside, I realized she's kind of cute,
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So instead of yelling at her, I asked her if
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she wanted me to get another bag and maybe we
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could pick blackberries together. She was horrified, of course, but
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I was super friendly. We chatted one on a few days.
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It wasn't gonna last because I don't want a long
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term relationship with a thief. Ah.
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I would have delivered a different line, Hey, why are
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you picking up my bush?
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Thank you, Dwight.
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It's not your bush. Well it must be old timey. Yeah,
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you gotta do it in dumb guy voice. Of course,
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girls like dumb guys. He's gonna go, hey, hey, why
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are you picking up my bush?
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Those berries? Mine? Me bush, me bush. Berry's mine Berry
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me Bush Berry. You put Berry's back. Barry's my bush too.
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Two of my frat brothers were fighting physically over a girl.
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Most of the other guys were trying to pull them apart.
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Nobody was making sure she was okay, right. I took
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her for a walk while they cooled off. We dated
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for eighteen months, and then she cheated on me. Yeah.
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I did that attack every once in a while when the
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bar fight would start. You'd seek out the woman. I
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did the girls like horrified, got her drink in her hand.
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I would go, here, are you okay, Tony the great
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comforter right, like everyone else is fighting, and I'm like, hey,
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are you okay? And then came the line that we
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just talked about.
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And then most of the time you went, you know, okay, okay?
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Or why not? Where did my girlfriend go?
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Benetti's not here either, be back in a few Minutesti's
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not here either. The other day that yeah, so Jackie
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or Maggie met somebody and she was like, oh yeah,
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her mom said uh she uh, Tony, Uh, your dad
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stole my mom from her prom dad?
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What was his name?
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Oh?
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My grandma had a heart attack. But then hooked me
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up with her paramedics right into the hospital. He's kind
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of cute. He's got a job. You want to meet
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my granddaughter, He's got a job. Yeah, it's fantastic. The
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way people met my college boyfriend, this is weird. I
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was so drunk I thought he was a chair.
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What hey, you're not a chair after all? Yeah, you almost.
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If you meet at a bar. Jackie and I met
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in a bar, somebody brought up We did too. Yes,
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somebody brought her to meet me specifically, and I blew
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her off, pissed her off.
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I went by, I went, yeah, it's good to see you,
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walked right by her. How would she have reacted if
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you give her the line, Oh, I don't know, punch
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you in the face probably, Yeah.
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Absolutely, Jackie's mean is a snake watch out. But I
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walked right pat her on the shoulder. I did the
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twenty ven neety pat on the shoulder thing. Yeah, it's
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good for you. Good things to do.
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Thanks. People places at a haunted house. Someone scared me,
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and instinctively I just held the hand closest to me
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and he didn't let go. Oh that's a good one,
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isn't that good? Is a good one? I mean that's
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a good thing right there. Yeah, that is for sure.
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This is so today named my router one broke guy,
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after I saw my neighbor had one name, two broke chicks.
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Then we met in an elevator.
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Oh boy, hang on, I threw up in my mouth
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a little bit. You got another one who gets this
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taste out?
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Yes, how people met? I'll do this from her perspective.
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At a cafe and lisbon, she was the barista, she
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was deaf, and the manager would pass on notes as
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to what the customers ordered. That was her perspective. I
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got a long I got a long what? I got
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a long black and passed a note to her asking
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if she'd be free to.
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Go out well a long black. Oh, I thought it
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was just assumed I got, which most of the time
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it is right.
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Sucks for you. If it's not the case. Hey, I
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heard that. Oh man, sorry. She smiled and did the
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wavy hand, which meant maybe I did a crash course
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in sign language and came back in two days. We've
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been married for twenty five years.
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Oh damn, damn, yeah, damn, crash course in sign language
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and went and picked her up.
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That's good. Isn't that awesome? That is good and they've
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been married ever since twenty five years. Twenty five years
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I met someone at a dog park when my dog
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ran off and crashed into theirs. We ended up chatting
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while chasing uh yeah, the dog thing. I know. Actually,
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some guys do get dogs just to go to the park.
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And there's a far side comic. It's a guy walking
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his alligator in the park. Yeah, and and Fifi, the
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poodle woman is horrifieds in the alligator's mouth, and the
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caption above his head says, man, this is a great
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way to meet women.
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It's true, though, guys do that with the puppies and
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they go to the park and all the girls are like,
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oh my.
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God, don't do it with a baby, because then she's like,
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I don't want baby, No, no single dad. Oh boy,
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I'm doing everything. Girlfriends and I were put on a
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chair lift together when skiing. Oh we got stuck halfway
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up the mountain for about twenty minutes or so. By
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the time we got to the top, we decided to
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meet up for drink. Wow. Perfect.
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That's the situation where I always tell people like a
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you know, like they fall in love at a stoplight.
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They look over and see the girl on the ponytail
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on the pickup truck, and they're like, oh my god,
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I'm in love.
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It's like, really, it's a stop light. Mm hmm.
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Plus you don't know what, like Dave says, because whatever,
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you don't know what the shoulders down look like.
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It's true. I met a guy while walking across train
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tracks at midnight. Is that a country song? It is?
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And you got to stay away from train tracks. Yeah.
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We were each walking to opposite platforms. I was hysterically
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drunk crying after a breakup. He stopped in the middle
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of the tracks to give me a hug. I gave
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him my number and we went to our platforms. As
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his train was approaching, he tried to call me, but
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apparently I had just rambled off random numbers. What's your number?
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Four eight jigs niner dash who he missed his train
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to come back and get the correct number. We only
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dated for a little while, but we're still good friends.
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Yes, because you were in a vulnerable spot and he
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was taking advantage of that.
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It's exactly what he was doing. I better get her
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before this thing this wears off. I got about two
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days of breakup, crying, cry and break up girl. This
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is perfect. I'm sure how much better I am than
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than him?
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She's vulnerable right now, no kidding. You didn't have to
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tell me it didn't work out. I was like, this
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is this one's not going to be long term.
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I hit her in the face with my knee on
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a water slide. What? I hit her in the face
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with my knee on a water slide. I guess they
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were sharing a tube or something. You are you a
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water slide guy? Yeah? I like him. I don't like
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when the water slides are covered, you know, where you're
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like in a plastic I lose my bearings and I
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feel like I can't.
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Breathe, even though it's really it's safer. But I got
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to tell you some of them you get you. It's
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always a good idea, and then halfway through you're like, boy,
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I'm really going fast here. Yeah, I'm like, and where's
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the end of this thing? I like those real tall
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ones up your arms at your side and you're on
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your back. Yeah, and you figure our stuff kind of
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floating off the slide a little bit. Yeah, those are
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pretty cool. I jumped off. We went to the Blue
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Hole in I'm sorry.
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Jamaica.
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There's a place called the Blue Hole in Jamaica and
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it's in the middle of the jungle. And Jamaica is
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a volcano rock so all the rain by the time
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it gets down to a certain level of the mountain,
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it's all pure clean water. You can drink it right
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out of there. So you jump into this water almost drowned.
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They were like, hey, jump into this like a water
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slide deal. And then you land in this giant pool
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of clean water. It's freezing cold, and you end up
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twenty feet under the water. Like, what the hell, dude,
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it's a Jamaica guy gonna jump in and save me.
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That's why they call it the blue Hole. Yeah, no, kidding,
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got to revive you. Yeah. I was in my Beastie
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Boys era, so chain on the pants check said chain.
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Then got stuck in a veranda between two floor. It
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happened while I was seated, so I couldn't even rip
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myself free. I had to flag down a random guy
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who thought it was hilarious freed me, and then we
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started going out. Beastie Boy pants stuck to the floor.
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How'd you meet now? She was being an idiot and
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I saved her. Mm hmm. We met when I accidentally
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sent a text meant for my mom to complete or
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to a complete stranger. Instead of being weirded out by
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my grocery list, they replied with better snack suggestions. And
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that's how we ended up on our first date.
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I think that happened ten years ago. But today people
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are just like, hey, man, don't answer my text?
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Who are you doing?
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And if you man, if you, if your dating life
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is so sad that you were like, maybe this guy
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that corrected my laundry list could be a dude that
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I could date. That's right, that's the first thing that
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popped in your head.
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Got some heart healthy suggestions.
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Here, we gotta work und you're dating the guy that
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accidentally you texted.
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We met on an alcohol poisoning call. She's a medic,
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I'm a cop, married for twenty years. Nice. That happens
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a lot.
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Nurses and cops are teachers and cops mm hmm, all
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right because they just they sort of have this well,
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teachers and cops now have the same job.
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No, yeah, no doubt. And finally we met in the
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same tilted world cab. She threw up on me. It's
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been bliss ever since. Oh boy, deal breaker for me.
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I don't think so. Oh the way people met.
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Oh that's h that's nice. All right, old guyer Air
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two four four ninety nine. You're not paying attention. I've
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been telling you for weeks. This is gonna be a
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La Nina season for winter here in Kentucky. I mean's
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just gonna be really, really bad. A lot of snow
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all the time. It's gonna be cold. You want to
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make sure your furnace is running properly. You don't want
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to mess with this in the middle of the ear.
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You could really live without, obviously the air conditioner. It's
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just gonna be hot. In the cold, you cannot You
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actually can freeze to death. So let's call Algeyer Air
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two four Ford ninety nine ninety nine two four four
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ninety nine ninety.
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Nine or Louisville Air dot com.
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They're also plumbers, all right, Back after this, take a
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short break, come back with Reeling in the Years. Monday edition.
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I'm flying filing flying solo today on news Radio eight
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forty WA. Chance uh I think we did win on Friday.
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Hope I don't choose the same year. What are the
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odds of that pretty good.
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Yeah, well being ready, Yeah, I'm ready.
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All these songs I'm about to play for you were
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top twenty hits back in the day. Let's fade down,
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mister Steely Dan roight there and fade up pottymouth parade
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person Cindy Lauper.
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Oh yeah, she called the sound guy an f an
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idiot in front of like a thousand kids.
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I'm gonna turn up your mid range badge. I was
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kind of like this song. I really liked it.
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She had a string there of about five or six
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songs that were just really good and fun.
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That's all you need.
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Trying to get to the chorus. Absolutely right, here we go.
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What's last time he wrote a hit song? Thirty five
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years ago?
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Her album was produced by the guys that were in Hooters.
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What they had and we danced a couple other hits.
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Oh okay, they weren't eating chicken wings. Maybe they were.
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Uh, it's obviously the early eighties, maybe eighty three, eighty four.
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Okay, let's go on to Elton John Now a little
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resurgeons after he had some throat issues. Ironically, who wears
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these shoes? I don't recall this song? Remember we had
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Davey Johnstone on the show, his longtime guitarist, and we
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asked him about the movie about Elton John and if
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he was in, and he's like, you'd have to ask
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Elton that. Yeah, I don't think it was too happy.
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You know you're on because you worked with Elton John. Ye, right,
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thank you.
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I've never heard this song born in my life. It
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sounds like his voice was a lot of synthesized a
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lot there, yeah, a little bit. Ye never heard this
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song in my life. Just now today, there we go.
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Let's go on to a solo song from Dennis d.
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Young Desert Moon.
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Dude, You're killing me. This is eighty three or eighty four.
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At least it's got a feeling. It's got that eighty
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three eighty four feeling to it because it hasn't the
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hard rock thing have not taken off yet.
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Hair bands. I know. He was also on the show
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today that I wasn't here.
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I listened to I don't know why. I popped on
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my headphones and the tim listen to Every Rose has
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It's Thorn by Poison and thought, this is the dumbest
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song like lyrically wise, I've ever heard David Bowie eighty three.
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I'm on eighty three maybe eighty two? Is this the one?
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Where was it a dance? What is the red red shoes?
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Red shoes?
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Oh? Yeah, what was that song? This isn't that one though? Right? Yeah?
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I made Yeah, I'm eighty two eighty three. Yeah, it's okay, okay.
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A couple more to hit you with. Sheena Easton Strutt
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m It's eighty three eighty four. Music was still fun.
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Yep, little horn section going on, it's eighty three or
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eighty four? I'm strong on eighty three right now. Prince
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got a hold of her and ruined her.
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I thought he helped her. Oh so well.
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She was never the same after spending the night what
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does he call his place? Paisley Park? She spent the
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weekend at Paisley's Park. She walked out of there a
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different woman, and she did sugar walls.
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He did sugar walls after that. Yeah, I don't get it.
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I don't get what that means. She was. She was
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restless waiting for her man on the whatever train? What
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was her hit? Oh? That was oh midnight train, wasn't She.
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Was like her She was waiting for her bow to
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come back from work on the train and then met
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Prince and then.
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She wrote you know or he rode sugar Walls. He
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was like, well what happened? Okay, I gotta play that one.
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That's morning Morning Train. So let's let's get that Babby
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catches Morning Train.
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He worked from nine to five and then right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Let's see here. Of course you're gonna give me a YouTube,
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so gus, I've asked you many times and hopefully you'll
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get me an account here so I don't have to
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wait through these hands to the Although it is for
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josh Wine, we love josh Wine. Becky loves her Shard
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and Adan Merlow is quite delight really as they come
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up to Seena Easton, innocent Shena before yeah, before Prince
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had a little bit of purple.
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She spent the weekend at Paisley Park, came out, did
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Sugar Walls.
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This is a bonus song, not the same ear still
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got the horn though.
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See how wholesome. Yeah, she's like snow white. She's singing
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like right, the animals.
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Are her friends.
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Then the dwarves got to her, right, well exactly, happy's next? Yeah,
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it's like little birds flying on her shoulders. She's walking
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down the train station waiting.
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For her bow, her bow, her gentleman caller call her. Yeah,
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oh my bay bit takes the morning and try it
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works from ninety See that's when the woman stayed home.
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Oh where are you going with this? And the man
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went to work. Nine to five, nine to five, jack
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it catch pale. That was the bonus song, the number
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one song October the twenty eighth, Back in the Day,
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Caribbean Queen is Billy Ocean No More Love on the Run. Damn.
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This puts me at freshman year in high school, not
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eighth or sophomore or maybe.
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Awesome, Yeah it's eighty three or eighty four. It painted
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Hong jeans, all right.
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I got to watch her final answers nineteen eighty three,
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nineteen eighty three.
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Billy Ocean Caribbean Queen, No More Love on the Run
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was number one October the twenty eighth. Damn it nineteen
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eighty one, Damn nineteen eighty four.
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October of eighty four, too, I know, I mean way off. Ugh,
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all right, sure Brick will come back. Half the shows
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are over already. News Radio eight forty wha, boom boom.
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It's a birthday girl. Oh yeah, from Louisville, Ky. Talma
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Hopkins is seventy six today. What she was part of
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John Really when she goes to high school, I don't
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know that. To pick a Louisville question, I think Dwight
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always brings. I think it's Valley. Maybe it's Valley High School.
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And Valley was that whole area when Fort Knox was
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Fort Knox, that whole area was huge. Unfortunately, the Wikipedia
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page does not immediately have her high school like Louisville requires.
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She's a little embarrassment. She's like, no, where are you from?
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Don't worry about it.
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That's okay. I don't know where Taylor Swift is from.
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But she's back in the United States. She's been quiet.
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This whole Kelsey Swift thing has been well.
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She's been in Europe making kazillions of dollars. Yeah, so
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she's back now continuing the American tour. She's in Indianapolis.
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Jackie was going to get tickets, but the cheapest ticket
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she could find was twenty five hundred dollars a piece.
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Geez.
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So it's just at some point you're just like, it
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would make Maggie's just year. It would be a dream
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come true. But five and you haven't parked yet. No,
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you haven't butt any merch. I haven't gotten a hotel room. No,
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I got your money because you're not going to drive
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up there, go to the concert and drive back at
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three in the morning.
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That is a six thousand dollars evening. It's yes to
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see a concert. So here's the deal. A lot of
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bad dudes are out there.
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The ticket scalping is getting really bad at these resale sites.
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So obviously twenty or twenty five hundred dollars in up,
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Heck and up that means some people are paying ten
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twenty thousand dollars for tickets depending on where they are.
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The scalpers and sites they buy all the tickets. Yeah,
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the venue is happy because they're sold, but then they
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resell them. I get it.
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If it's at the Palace, right, like I get twenty
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five hundred dollars. Okay, it's at the Palace intimate setting.
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This is in a football stadium. And by the way,
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beware for the parking things, because I say, do you
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want to add parking? Friends of ours who actually live
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in town, they got something at the Kentucky Center for
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the wicket. I think it's at parking.
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Yes, they paid fifty dollars for parking like five blocks away.
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I said, you know they have a garage there connected
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to it. Yes, yeah, so they canceled the parking thing.
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It's the same one as a gold house, right, it's
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all connected. Yeah, it's one huge, one huge garage. There's
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three exits. I think you can go out on a
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main on sixth and or River Road.
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Boy.
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All right, So her tickets are back resales. Obviously what
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we told you is out of control. But again I
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get it for an intimate setting. This is Lucas Oil.
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And now think about how many tickets you could sell
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in Lucas Oil, and then add the field because you
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have field tickets, right, and.
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You're gonna be watching her on a television screen anyway,
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I know. But people that go go, oh my gosh,
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it's ridiculous, so awesome.
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All right, So be wary if you are like listening
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now and going, you know what, I am going to
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pull the trigger on five grand. I'm gonna take my daughter.
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Be careful where you buy the tickets, make sure they're real.
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You do get free vaciline, so there is that. I
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don't I'm not even gonna acknowledge that joke. I'm not
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even going to acknowledge that you said something disparaging against
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Taylor Swift. Oh no, no, the scalpers, Oh the scalper Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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I thought you were making a connection. No.
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I predict though. You know they're not going to get
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married because she needs material for her next album, which
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will be her rocking best album after she breaks up
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with Travis Kelcey. I think I think people are so
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sick of seeing them. I get it, she'll have songs
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like you Spiked My Heart.
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I think I think he quits football after this year,
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joins his brother doing the podcast. They've signed one hundred
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million dollar deal for the podcast.
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Okay, so some podcasts do make money. No, that's no. No,
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they make my podcast.
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They're paying them. Yeah, if you're a podcaster, they're paying.
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So there very few get paid to do it. Well, uh,
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but I think he'll quit after this year. He doesn't
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need the money.
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He's had a haul. He'll be first ballot Hall of Fame,
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there's no doubt about it. So it doesn't seem as
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into it. Either he lost a step or he's just
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not into it anymore.
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Come on, how could you dude, you're hanging out with
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the billionaire that's the most popular singer in the world
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right now, and you're living that lifestyle. And I'm telling
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you watch him in that new it's it's a series
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called Grotesque.
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He's really good in it. He can act, So I
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think that could be a possibility. What's it about. We
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watched about half of it? Memorable.
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No, you know how you get tired. You're just a
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late at night fifty five years old. Yeah, nine fifteen finished?
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Am I still doing up? We're still doing up? Panic
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the other day was like ten o'clock.
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We slept till seven thirty yesterday and thought we were
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like Paris Hilton.
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It's like, what are we doing? I know, slept till
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seven thirty? Oh my god. Then we panicked a little bit.
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It feels good.
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Once in a while, it felt great. But our craziness,
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our own crazy, said, we're behind. We're behind.
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Now. The day is, we're already behind schedule for a Sunday.
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Relaxed, it's Saturday. It's relaxed. Relax, relax. You slept till
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seven thirty. It's okay. We still got everything done in
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plenty of time and did that mid the weather's great,
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windows are open. I'm not really into this NFL game,
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so I'm gonna close my eye for fifteen minutes.
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Got a little nap in. Steelers off this week.
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No playing tonight tonight, Yeah, playing tonight. I don't know
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what about I don't know. I don't even know what
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to think about, miss Steelers.
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I just don't uh.
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When you have two quarterbacks, you have zero quarterbacks in
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my book. So we'll see, we'll see if that happens.
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All right, shady raise is not my thing.
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No, I'll let DWIGHTE tell us about his glasses. Please
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do all right to tell my Hopkins Happy birthday. You're
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still around here. I mean she's alive, but I don't
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know if she's still living in the Ville. No, probably not.
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Probably went to someplace safer. News Radio eight forty W
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eight Chance
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Before we get to your list. I was talking to
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somebody that works here and I said, you know, on
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an application, I said, maybe you should put I'm a
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part time ninja. Like, what would that? Well, that can't
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hurt well, I mean how could they. First of all,
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they can't.
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Prove that it's not you're not a part time ninja.
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Why would you do this or if you would, or
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like a period of your time to wear training it
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to be a ninja? Like, you know, why didn't you
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work between twenty ten and twenty fourteen. I was training
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to be a ninja.
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And the discipline it taught me will make me the
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best employee I've ever had. So go ahead and knock it.
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That's right, it'll be thanking me in a couple of
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weeks and make up some sort of monk at the
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top of a mountains.
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Some Shamalamala Shaman Shaman Shaman La shaman La Malama Shamalama.
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How many good movies has he made? Actually? Like two? Two?
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Yeah, we're going to see. Wait a minute, the newest
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one did pretty well. But I don't know why people
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keep giving him one hundred million dollars to make. But
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I know because every like twelve time he's onto something. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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Well we're going. We can't wait to go see the
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one this weekend with the Tom Hanks.
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Oh I saw the commercials. Yeah, Robert zemeckis Robin right, Jenny.
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Yet it's the same crew that made Forrest Gump. Yeah,
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this is gonna be good. Jackie's gonna cry through the
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whole thing. I can guarantee you. M M all right.
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What do you got there, Bud? It's a list. Of course,
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it has something to do with dating, hence the dating
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game theme. I love. Some of these are funny, some
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are well, they'll warm your hearts, Tony even yours really
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now that it's available again for warming, They found out
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I had one. Yeah, people were shocked. People share the
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most random way they fell for someone. Yeah. So the
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story is about how they met. Oh, let's do it.
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It's off a BuzzFeed. I was at a festival, my
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boyfriend was at a bar with his friends. We ended
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up meeting in the hospital because I broke my arm
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and he broke his leg. That's fate right there.
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That's movie stuff. How did y'all meet? It's so funny.
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I met my boyfriend because he used to deliver me pizzas.
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One day, he told me he was fascinated with my
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last name, a pretty rare one, because he used to
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be friends with the guy with that same last name.
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Turns out that guy as my brother. Oh my god,
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turns up. My mom has loads of picks of my
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boyfriend and my brother playing together as toddler's and bathing together.
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What I added That boyfriend moved away when he was twelve.
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I moved to the same place when I was twenty one.
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Been together for two years. Now, Oh that's cool. Now
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I want to know what the last name was.
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I know, come on, damn it, I know. Oh, there's
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people listening, going why can't that happen to me? Yeah,
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people share how they met. I nearly ran him over
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in a seven to eleven parking lot. Uh, probably exchanged
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information and then saliva, dude, that that relationship will last forever.
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Of course, calling it now.
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You can go from being so mad at someone you
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converse to will you marry me? Yeah? I mean for it.
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We met in a grocery store fighting over the last avocado.
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Oh boy.
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First of all, Oh, I don't get avoca. I don't
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get avocados. I don't either, and don't get it. I
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don't get it.
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Denny Crumb loved avocados on his fried bloney sandwich. I
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think they're tasteless.
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I just don't see the I don't get the they're fastening,
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they're fattening for they're good fat. I'd rather have sour
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cream than avocado, right. And then I've seen these people
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that get those bowls at those places and they do
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like a giant scoop of avocado.
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Yeah, I'm like, it'll turn brown in about six minutes.
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Oh that's gross. I'm not doing it, dude. I was
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rollerblading and this guy was jogging. He kept up with
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me for over three miles just to talk and get
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to know me. I was so impressed that I said
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yes when he asked me for a date.
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That now, cause chasing you, Yeah, now, that could not happen.
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Girls would be crying and calling the cops. If somebody would,
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would they call that stalking or you're a creeper.
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Exactly? You did what well? I jogged at her. She
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was she was trying to get away from me, and
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I was run as fast as I could, so I
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keep talking to her. Yeah, my husband and I met
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working at a retail store. We started talking while we
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watched a guy get tased shoplifter. Hey, back when you
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could tase a shoplifter? Right, what are you doing later?
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I don't know. Now in California, it's like, is that
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worth nine hundred dollars? Okay, go, you can keep it.
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People don't realize, man.
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Some of the some of the biggest best pickup lines
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are like, Hey, I want to do something.
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You've got a famous one that works, but you can't
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tell it on the air. Worked about fifty time. No,
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and that's not bad. Hey the time, Yeah, worked every time.
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The ways people met My ex and I met while
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we were on dates with differferent people. She was obviously
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not into the guy she was with, very much a
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works and finance type of guy who was super intense,
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and I didn't have much chemistry with my date. Her
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guy got up to go to the bathroom. I was
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at the bar ordering another round for my date. She
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let a long sigh and rubbed her temples. I said,
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not having fun either. She said no, and I feel
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like you could do way better. Then we exchanged Instagram
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handles and met up at a place a week later,
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dated four years and parted amicably. Good for them. Good
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for them. I mean, he says, I still hold her
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in high regard. We just didn't end up having the
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same long term goals.
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Yeah. Yeah, people change again. I was having a conversation
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with somebody that was in the process of trying to
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save their marriage, and I was, guy, it's a miracle
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anybody stays married. I mean, it's just in these today's
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in today's world, because everyone's all about each other. I'm
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sorry themselves. They're not each other.
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No, no, right and no.
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And what we say it is eighty five percent of
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dirses are initiated by the woman. They're tired, they're not
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They're like, I ain't gonta do this.
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I'm out. I don't need no man. That's why they.
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We were talking about military with our buddy the other
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day and he was telling John, you know, here's the deal.
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You're married to somebody in the military. That's why you
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see a lot of divorces in nine years and like whatever,
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eleven months, because this apparently it's like ten years in
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a day. She gets half your retirement. Oh okay, So
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if you're in the if you're married, you're in the military.
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Ten years in a day. At that point when when
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you all get divorced, she gets half your military paid.
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her or him, yeah, do the push the button. Ooh yeah,
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that's evil. This has got to be an old timy thing.
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I was sixteen looking up my bedroom window and there
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was a girl in our backyard stealing blackberries from our bush.
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I ran down the stairs, intending to angrily confront her,
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she wanted me to get another bag and maybe we
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could pick blackberries together. She was horrified, of course, but
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I was super friendly. We chatted one on a few days.
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It wasn't gonna last because I don't want a long
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term relationship with a thief. Ah.
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I would have delivered a different line, Hey, why are
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you picking up my bush?
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Thank you, Dwight.
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It's not your bush. Well it must be old timey. Yeah,
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you gotta do it in dumb guy voice. Of course,
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girls like dumb guys. He's gonna go, hey, hey, why
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are you picking up my bush?
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Those berries? Mine? Me bush, me bush. Berry's mine Berry
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me Bush Berry. You put Berry's back. Barry's my bush too.
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Two of my frat brothers were fighting physically over a girl.
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Most of the other guys were trying to pull them apart.
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Nobody was making sure she was okay, right. I took
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her for a walk while they cooled off. We dated
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for eighteen months, and then she cheated on me. Yeah.
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I did that attack every once in a while when the
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bar fight would start. You'd seek out the woman. I
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did the girls like horrified, got her drink in her hand.
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I would go, here, are you okay, Tony the great
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comforter right, like everyone else is fighting, and I'm like, hey,
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are you okay? And then came the line that we
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just talked about.
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And then most of the time you went, you know, okay, okay?
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Or why not? Where did my girlfriend go?
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Benetti's not here either, be back in a few Minutesti's
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not here either. The other day that yeah, so Jackie
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or Maggie met somebody and she was like, oh yeah,
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her mom said uh she uh, Tony, Uh, your dad
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stole my mom from her prom dad?
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What was his name?
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Oh?
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My grandma had a heart attack. But then hooked me
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up with her paramedics right into the hospital. He's kind
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of cute. He's got a job. You want to meet
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my granddaughter, He's got a job. Yeah, it's fantastic. The
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way people met my college boyfriend, this is weird. I
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was so drunk I thought he was a chair.
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What hey, you're not a chair after all? Yeah, you almost.
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If you meet at a bar. Jackie and I met
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in a bar, somebody brought up We did too. Yes,
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somebody brought her to meet me specifically, and I blew
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her off, pissed her off.
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I went by, I went, yeah, it's good to see you,
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walked right by her. How would she have reacted if
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you give her the line, Oh, I don't know, punch
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you in the face probably, Yeah.
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Absolutely, Jackie's mean is a snake watch out. But I
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walked right pat her on the shoulder. I did the
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twenty ven neety pat on the shoulder thing. Yeah, it's
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good for you. Good things to do.
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Thanks. People places at a haunted house. Someone scared me,
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and instinctively I just held the hand closest to me
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and he didn't let go. Oh that's a good one,
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isn't that good? Is a good one? I mean that's
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a good thing right there. Yeah, that is for sure.
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This is so today named my router one broke guy,
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after I saw my neighbor had one name, two broke chicks.
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Then we met in an elevator.
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Oh boy, hang on, I threw up in my mouth
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a little bit. You got another one who gets this
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taste out?
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Yes, how people met? I'll do this from her perspective.
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At a cafe and lisbon, she was the barista, she
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was deaf, and the manager would pass on notes as
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to what the customers ordered. That was her perspective. I
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got a long I got a long what? I got
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a long black and passed a note to her asking
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if she'd be free to.
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Go out well a long black. Oh, I thought it
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was just assumed I got, which most of the time
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it is right.
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Sucks for you. If it's not the case. Hey, I
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heard that. Oh man, sorry. She smiled and did the
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wavy hand, which meant maybe I did a crash course
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in sign language and came back in two days. We've
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been married for twenty five years.
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Oh damn, damn, yeah, damn, crash course in sign language
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and went and picked her up.
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That's good. Isn't that awesome? That is good and they've
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been married ever since twenty five years. Twenty five years
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I met someone at a dog park when my dog
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ran off and crashed into theirs. We ended up chatting
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while chasing uh yeah, the dog thing. I know. Actually,
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some guys do get dogs just to go to the park.
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And there's a far side comic. It's a guy walking
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his alligator in the park. Yeah, and and Fifi, the
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poodle woman is horrifieds in the alligator's mouth, and the
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caption above his head says, man, this is a great
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way to meet women.
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It's true, though, guys do that with the puppies and
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they go to the park and all the girls are like,
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oh my.
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God, don't do it with a baby, because then she's like,
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I don't want baby, No, no single dad. Oh boy,
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I'm doing everything. Girlfriends and I were put on a
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chair lift together when skiing. Oh we got stuck halfway
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up the mountain for about twenty minutes or so. By
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the time we got to the top, we decided to
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meet up for drink. Wow. Perfect.
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That's the situation where I always tell people like a
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you know, like they fall in love at a stoplight.
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They look over and see the girl on the ponytail
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on the pickup truck, and they're like, oh my god,
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I'm in love.
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It's like, really, it's a stop light. Mm hmm.
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Plus you don't know what, like Dave says, because whatever,
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you don't know what the shoulders down look like.
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It's true. I met a guy while walking across train
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tracks at midnight. Is that a country song? It is?
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And you got to stay away from train tracks. Yeah.
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We were each walking to opposite platforms. I was hysterically
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drunk crying after a breakup. He stopped in the middle
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of the tracks to give me a hug. I gave
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him my number and we went to our platforms. As
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his train was approaching, he tried to call me, but
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apparently I had just rambled off random numbers. What's your number?
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Four eight jigs niner dash who he missed his train
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to come back and get the correct number. We only
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dated for a little while, but we're still good friends.
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Yes, because you were in a vulnerable spot and he
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was taking advantage of that.
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It's exactly what he was doing. I better get her
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before this thing this wears off. I got about two
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days of breakup, crying, cry and break up girl. This
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is perfect. I'm sure how much better I am than
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than him?
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She's vulnerable right now, no kidding. You didn't have to
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tell me it didn't work out. I was like, this
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is this one's not going to be long term.
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I hit her in the face with my knee on
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a water slide. What? I hit her in the face
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with my knee on a water slide. I guess they
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were sharing a tube or something. You are you a
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water slide guy? Yeah? I like him. I don't like
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when the water slides are covered, you know, where you're
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like in a plastic I lose my bearings and I
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feel like I can't.
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Breathe, even though it's really it's safer. But I got
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to tell you some of them you get you. It's
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always a good idea, and then halfway through you're like, boy,
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I'm really going fast here. Yeah, I'm like, and where's
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the end of this thing? I like those real tall
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ones up your arms at your side and you're on
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your back. Yeah, and you figure our stuff kind of
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floating off the slide a little bit. Yeah, those are
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pretty cool. I jumped off. We went to the Blue
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Hole in I'm sorry.
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Jamaica.
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There's a place called the Blue Hole in Jamaica and
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it's in the middle of the jungle. And Jamaica is
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a volcano rock so all the rain by the time
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it gets down to a certain level of the mountain,
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it's all pure clean water. You can drink it right
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out of there. So you jump into this water almost drowned.
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They were like, hey, jump into this like a water
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slide deal. And then you land in this giant pool
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of clean water. It's freezing cold, and you end up
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twenty feet under the water. Like, what the hell, dude,
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it's a Jamaica guy gonna jump in and save me.
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That's why they call it the blue Hole. Yeah, no, kidding,
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got to revive you. Yeah. I was in my Beastie
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Boys era, so chain on the pants check said chain.
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Then got stuck in a veranda between two floor. It
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happened while I was seated, so I couldn't even rip
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myself free. I had to flag down a random guy
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who thought it was hilarious freed me, and then we
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started going out. Beastie Boy pants stuck to the floor.
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How'd you meet now? She was being an idiot and
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I saved her. Mm hmm. We met when I accidentally
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sent a text meant for my mom to complete or
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to a complete stranger. Instead of being weirded out by
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my grocery list, they replied with better snack suggestions. And
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that's how we ended up on our first date.
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I think that happened ten years ago. But today people
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are just like, hey, man, don't answer my text?
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Who are you doing?
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And if you man, if you, if your dating life
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is so sad that you were like, maybe this guy
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that corrected my laundry list could be a dude that
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I could date. That's right, that's the first thing that
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popped in your head.
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Got some heart healthy suggestions.
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Here, we gotta work und you're dating the guy that
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accidentally you texted.
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We met on an alcohol poisoning call. She's a medic,
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I'm a cop, married for twenty years. Nice. That happens
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a lot.
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Nurses and cops are teachers and cops mm hmm, all
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right because they just they sort of have this well,
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teachers and cops now have the same job.
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No, yeah, no doubt. And finally we met in the
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same tilted world cab. She threw up on me. It's
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been bliss ever since. Oh boy, deal breaker for me.
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I don't think so. Oh the way people met.
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Oh that's h that's nice. All right, old guyer Air
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two four four ninety nine. You're not paying attention. I've
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been telling you for weeks. This is gonna be a
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La Nina season for winter here in Kentucky. I mean's
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just gonna be really, really bad. A lot of snow
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all the time. It's gonna be cold. You want to
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make sure your furnace is running properly. You don't want
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to mess with this in the middle of the ear.
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You could really live without, obviously the air conditioner. It's
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just gonna be hot. In the cold, you cannot You
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actually can freeze to death. So let's call Algeyer Air
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two four Ford ninety nine ninety nine two four four
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ninety nine ninety.
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Nine or Louisville Air dot com.
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They're also plumbers, all right, Back after this, take a
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short break, come back with Reeling in the Years. Monday edition.
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I'm flying filing flying solo today on news Radio eight
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forty WA. Chance uh I think we did win on Friday.
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Hope I don't choose the same year. What are the
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odds of that pretty good.
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Yeah, well being ready, Yeah, I'm ready.
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All these songs I'm about to play for you were
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top twenty hits back in the day. Let's fade down,
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mister Steely Dan roight there and fade up pottymouth parade
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person Cindy Lauper.
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Oh yeah, she called the sound guy an f an
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idiot in front of like a thousand kids.
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I'm gonna turn up your mid range badge. I was
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kind of like this song. I really liked it.
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She had a string there of about five or six
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songs that were just really good and fun.
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That's all you need.
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Trying to get to the chorus. Absolutely right, here we go.
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What's last time he wrote a hit song? Thirty five
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years ago?
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Her album was produced by the guys that were in Hooters.
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What they had and we danced a couple other hits.
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Oh okay, they weren't eating chicken wings. Maybe they were.
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Uh, it's obviously the early eighties, maybe eighty three, eighty four.
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Okay, let's go on to Elton John Now a little
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resurgeons after he had some throat issues. Ironically, who wears
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these shoes? I don't recall this song? Remember we had
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Davey Johnstone on the show, his longtime guitarist, and we
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asked him about the movie about Elton John and if
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he was in, and he's like, you'd have to ask
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Elton that. Yeah, I don't think it was too happy.
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You know you're on because you worked with Elton John. Ye, right,
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thank you.
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I've never heard this song born in my life. It
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sounds like his voice was a lot of synthesized a
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lot there, yeah, a little bit. Ye never heard this
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song in my life. Just now today, there we go.
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Let's go on to a solo song from Dennis d.
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Young Desert Moon.
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Dude, You're killing me. This is eighty three or eighty four.
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At least it's got a feeling. It's got that eighty
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three eighty four feeling to it because it hasn't the
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hard rock thing have not taken off yet.
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Hair bands. I know. He was also on the show
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today that I wasn't here.
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I listened to I don't know why. I popped on
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my headphones and the tim listen to Every Rose has
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It's Thorn by Poison and thought, this is the dumbest
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song like lyrically wise, I've ever heard David Bowie eighty three.
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I'm on eighty three maybe eighty two? Is this the one?
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Where was it a dance? What is the red red shoes?
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Red shoes?
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Oh? Yeah, what was that song? This isn't that one though? Right? Yeah?
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I made Yeah, I'm eighty two eighty three. Yeah, it's okay, okay.
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A couple more to hit you with. Sheena Easton Strutt
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m It's eighty three eighty four. Music was still fun.
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Yep, little horn section going on, it's eighty three or
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eighty four? I'm strong on eighty three right now. Prince
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got a hold of her and ruined her.
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I thought he helped her. Oh so well.
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She was never the same after spending the night what
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does he call his place? Paisley Park? She spent the
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weekend at Paisley's Park. She walked out of there a
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different woman, and she did sugar walls.
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He did sugar walls after that. Yeah, I don't get it.
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I don't get what that means. She was. She was
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restless waiting for her man on the whatever train? What
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was her hit? Oh? That was oh midnight train, wasn't She.
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Was like her She was waiting for her bow to
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come back from work on the train and then met
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Prince and then.
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She wrote you know or he rode sugar Walls. He
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was like, well what happened? Okay, I gotta play that one.
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That's morning Morning Train. So let's let's get that Babby
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catches Morning Train.
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He worked from nine to five and then right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Let's see here. Of course you're gonna give me a YouTube,
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so gus, I've asked you many times and hopefully you'll
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get me an account here so I don't have to
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wait through these hands to the Although it is for
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josh Wine, we love josh Wine. Becky loves her Shard
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and Adan Merlow is quite delight really as they come
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up to Seena Easton, innocent Shena before yeah, before Prince
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had a little bit of purple.
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She spent the weekend at Paisley Park, came out, did
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Sugar Walls.
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This is a bonus song, not the same ear still
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got the horn though.
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See how wholesome. Yeah, she's like snow white. She's singing
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like right, the animals.
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Are her friends.
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Then the dwarves got to her, right, well exactly, happy's next? Yeah,
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it's like little birds flying on her shoulders. She's walking
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down the train station waiting.
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For her bow, her bow, her gentleman caller call her. Yeah,
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oh my bay bit takes the morning and try it
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works from ninety See that's when the woman stayed home.
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Oh where are you going with this? And the man
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went to work. Nine to five, nine to five, jack
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it catch pale. That was the bonus song, the number
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one song October the twenty eighth, Back in the Day,
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Caribbean Queen is Billy Ocean No More Love on the Run. Damn.
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This puts me at freshman year in high school, not
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eighth or sophomore or maybe.
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Awesome, Yeah it's eighty three or eighty four. It painted
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Hong jeans, all right.
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I got to watch her final answers nineteen eighty three,
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nineteen eighty three.
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Billy Ocean Caribbean Queen, No More Love on the Run
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was number one October the twenty eighth. Damn it nineteen
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eighty one, Damn nineteen eighty four.
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October of eighty four, too, I know, I mean way off. Ugh,
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all right, sure Brick will come back. Half the shows
467
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are over already. News Radio eight forty wha, boom boom.
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It's a birthday girl. Oh yeah, from Louisville, Ky. Talma
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Hopkins is seventy six today. What she was part of
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John Really when she goes to high school, I don't
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know that. To pick a Louisville question, I think Dwight
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always brings. I think it's Valley. Maybe it's Valley High School.
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And Valley was that whole area when Fort Knox was
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Fort Knox, that whole area was huge. Unfortunately, the Wikipedia
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page does not immediately have her high school like Louisville requires.
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She's a little embarrassment. She's like, no, where are you from?
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Don't worry about it.
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That's okay. I don't know where Taylor Swift is from.
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But she's back in the United States. She's been quiet.
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This whole Kelsey Swift thing has been well.
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She's been in Europe making kazillions of dollars. Yeah, so
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she's back now continuing the American tour. She's in Indianapolis.
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Jackie was going to get tickets, but the cheapest ticket
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she could find was twenty five hundred dollars a piece.
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Geez.
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So it's just at some point you're just like, it
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would make Maggie's just year. It would be a dream
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come true. But five and you haven't parked yet. No,
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you haven't butt any merch. I haven't gotten a hotel room. No,
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I got your money because you're not going to drive
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up there, go to the concert and drive back at
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three in the morning.
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That is a six thousand dollars evening. It's yes to
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see a concert. So here's the deal. A lot of
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bad dudes are out there.
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The ticket scalping is getting really bad at these resale sites.
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So obviously twenty or twenty five hundred dollars in up,
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Heck and up that means some people are paying ten
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twenty thousand dollars for tickets depending on where they are.
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The scalpers and sites they buy all the tickets. Yeah,
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the venue is happy because they're sold, but then they
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resell them. I get it.
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If it's at the Palace, right, like I get twenty
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five hundred dollars. Okay, it's at the Palace intimate setting.
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This is in a football stadium. And by the way,
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beware for the parking things, because I say, do you
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want to add parking? Friends of ours who actually live
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in town, they got something at the Kentucky Center for
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the wicket. I think it's at parking.
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Yes, they paid fifty dollars for parking like five blocks away.
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I said, you know they have a garage there connected
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to it. Yes, yeah, so they canceled the parking thing.
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It's the same one as a gold house, right, it's
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all connected. Yeah, it's one huge, one huge garage. There's
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three exits. I think you can go out on a
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main on sixth and or River Road.
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Boy.
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All right, So her tickets are back resales. Obviously what
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we told you is out of control. But again I
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get it for an intimate setting. This is Lucas Oil.
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And now think about how many tickets you could sell
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in Lucas Oil, and then add the field because you
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have field tickets, right, and.
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You're gonna be watching her on a television screen anyway,
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I know. But people that go go, oh my gosh,
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it's ridiculous, so awesome.
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All right, So be wary if you are like listening
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now and going, you know what, I am going to
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pull the trigger on five grand. I'm gonna take my daughter.
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Be careful where you buy the tickets, make sure they're real.
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You do get free vaciline, so there is that. I
532
00:27:39.720 --> 00:27:42.799
don't I'm not even gonna acknowledge that joke. I'm not
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even going to acknowledge that you said something disparaging against
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Taylor Swift. Oh no, no, the scalpers, Oh the scalper Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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I thought you were making a connection. No.
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I predict though. You know they're not going to get
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married because she needs material for her next album, which
538
00:27:59.039 --> 00:28:01.519
will be her rocking best album after she breaks up
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with Travis Kelcey. I think I think people are so
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sick of seeing them. I get it, she'll have songs
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like you Spiked My Heart.
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I think I think he quits football after this year,
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joins his brother doing the podcast. They've signed one hundred
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million dollar deal for the podcast.
545
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Okay, so some podcasts do make money. No, that's no. No,
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they make my podcast.
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They're paying them. Yeah, if you're a podcaster, they're paying.
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00:28:25.839 --> 00:28:29.160
So there very few get paid to do it. Well, uh,
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00:28:29.319 --> 00:28:32.599
but I think he'll quit after this year. He doesn't
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need the money.
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He's had a haul. He'll be first ballot Hall of Fame,
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there's no doubt about it. So it doesn't seem as
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into it. Either he lost a step or he's just
554
00:28:39.440 --> 00:28:40.240
not into it anymore.
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00:28:40.279 --> 00:28:42.359
Come on, how could you dude, you're hanging out with
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the billionaire that's the most popular singer in the world
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00:28:44.960 --> 00:28:48.640
right now, and you're living that lifestyle. And I'm telling
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you watch him in that new it's it's a series
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called Grotesque.
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He's really good in it. He can act, So I
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think that could be a possibility. What's it about. We
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watched about half of it? Memorable.
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No, you know how you get tired. You're just a
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late at night fifty five years old. Yeah, nine fifteen finished?
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Am I still doing up? We're still doing up? Panic
566
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the other day was like ten o'clock.
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We slept till seven thirty yesterday and thought we were
568
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like Paris Hilton.
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It's like, what are we doing? I know, slept till
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seven thirty? Oh my god. Then we panicked a little bit.
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It feels good.
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Once in a while, it felt great. But our craziness,
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our own crazy, said, we're behind. We're behind.
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Now. The day is, we're already behind schedule for a Sunday.
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Relaxed, it's Saturday. It's relaxed. Relax, relax. You slept till
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seven thirty. It's okay. We still got everything done in
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plenty of time and did that mid the weather's great,
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windows are open. I'm not really into this NFL game,
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so I'm gonna close my eye for fifteen minutes.
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Got a little nap in. Steelers off this week.
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No playing tonight tonight, Yeah, playing tonight. I don't know
582
00:30:07.200 --> 00:30:08.640
what about I don't know. I don't even know what
583
00:30:08.720 --> 00:30:09.799
to think about, miss Steelers.
584
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I just don't uh.
585
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When you have two quarterbacks, you have zero quarterbacks in
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my book. So we'll see, we'll see if that happens.
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All right, shady raise is not my thing.
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No, I'll let DWIGHTE tell us about his glasses. Please
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do all right to tell my Hopkins Happy birthday. You're
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still around here. I mean she's alive, but I don't
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know if she's still living in the Ville. No, probably not.
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Probably went to someplace safer. News Radio eight forty W
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