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Speaker 1: It's KFI AM 640 and you're listening to The Conway Show On Demand on the iHeartRadio app. It's Timmy time.
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Speaker 2: That's your ass.
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Speaker 3: Timmy.
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Speaker 1: Timmy.
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Speaker 3: He's a little lamb with a lot to learn.
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Speaker 1: He's always having such a lot of fun. He's a fun guy. He's a fun guy. Little lamb with a lot to learn. It's Timmy time. Ding dong. Neil Saavedra joins us. How are you, Bob? I'm excited. Are you? I'm excited. He's not showing it, right? No. Are you happy, too? I'm happy. Are you laughing? Yeah, you're funny. You know who does that instead of laughing at a joke? Your boy, Bill Handel. That's funny. Oh, that's funny. My wife sort of does that. It's hard to get her laughing, laughing. She'll go, that's funny. That was the intent. It's a little literal.
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Speaker 4: That's right.
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Speaker 1: But you have to do some weird crap to get her laughing.
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Speaker 3: Funny, I've never had a problem making her laugh.
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Speaker 1: There's another thing I can't get her to do. Maybe you can help me with. Hey, ding dong with you guys. You want to take this off the air? I'll be your Dr. Bombay. Hey, I was thrilled this week that we had a video that popped up. Somebody sent it to us. Oh, I saw it, baby. The Jay Leno one? Yeah. How great is that? That's like the best. Jay Leno's driving around in the Valley in one of his $ 8 million cars, and a guy pulls up next to him and is videotaping him, and Jay's listening to this show. It is... It's priceless. If I were you, I'd be like George Costanza, go out on a high note and just never come back to the studio again. What are you going to do that's better than that? I know. How are you going to top that? Look, if somebody told me, you know, it'll be 30 years this December that I've been in radio. If somebody told me that 30 years ago that Jay Leno would be driving around listening to the show in his car, I would say no possible way. There's no way. It's pretty freaking amazing. Okay. But yeah, that's... It was unreal. Because it's not even like... It's not like you captured it or Crowe or something. It's like not only the guy sent it to you.
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Speaker 4: Right.
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Speaker 1: Right. But he captured it, too. So he had to know who you are to give a rodent plot. That's right. I didn't even think about that. So it's a twofer. Right. It's a ding dong. That's right. It's a Jay Leno ding dong. Pellio, did we post that on our social media? Is that everywhere?
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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's everywhere.
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Speaker 1: Oh, that's great.
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Speaker 6: And I want to give the guy, I'm trying to find his name real quick. I want to give him credit.
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Speaker 1: Shout out.
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Speaker 5: It's Matt Eldridge. Matt Eldridge Film.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, is he a producer or an actor or something?
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Speaker 6: He's a filmmaker, so you can find him on Instagram at Matt Eldridge Film. But yeah, he sent me the raw video of it before he posted it, so it was very cool.
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Speaker 5: And he was so thrilled to hear from The Conway Show.
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Speaker 2: Is that right? Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Okay, so if that happened and that was the only thing that happened this week, I'd be thrilled with it. But it wasn't. There was a guy driving on the 101 Freeway North, and he was involved with that dumpster diver on Coldwater Canyon.
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Speaker 7: Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 1: And he was listening to the radio, and he was also videotaping his radio, and he was listening to his own voice on KFI because we took that footage from one of the local news stations. Oh, my gosh. Did you see that one video, Belio?
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Speaker 6: His name, that's also on our Instagram, at Conway Show. And his name, I think it's Charan Andreas, C-H-A-R-A-N Andreas.
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Speaker 5: And he's the one in the interview.
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Speaker 6: That called the burglar that jumped into the dumpster and called him, you know, Oscar the Grouch in the dumpster.
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Speaker 1: Right. He's like, you got to get out of here. Got to get out of here. You got to move on. But Belia, both those happened in one week.
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Speaker 2: Yes.
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Speaker 1: And I never thought about this until Neil just said that. But they had to also be listening or know the show so they could send it to us. They're both two first. That's great. Oh, Belio, that is awesome. So I think you're right. I think we could just hang it up here. What are you going to do? Go out on a high note. Oh, and when I was in the studio waiting for your segment to go and you could talk about people getting dumped or whatever, did you notice the pause when you asked Belio? If that's her move? I looked over at Foosh, I go, No guy's ever broken up with her. She does the breaking up. Oh, you think? I think so. I don't know. I think so. You've ever had your heart broken, Bellion?
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Speaker 6: Yes.
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Speaker 1: Yes.
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Speaker 6: That's very nice of you, Neil, but yes.
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Speaker 1: You paused like, it's going to make me sound like a dick if I say that. Yeah, it really hurt. How many times is he talking about it? It's hard. Yeah. It's tough. When they do that thing, they say you're fired. Is that what it was?
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Speaker 6: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's happened so much. It's not you, it's me. No, it's... She does the, she does the, hey... Yeah, this isn't working. All right, let's find out. Let's dig a little deeper. Belio, when did this happen? When's the first or last, or have you had your heart broken a couple times?
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Speaker 5: I've had my heart broken a couple of times.
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Speaker 3: Really?
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Speaker 5: It's obviously been years when I was younger.
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Speaker 6: Right.
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Speaker 1: Was high school one of them?
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Speaker 5: Yes, absolutely.
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Speaker 1: That was tough.
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Speaker 5: Jeff Sween, if you're listening.
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Speaker 1: F him. Oh, man, she got that loaded in the pockets. Ready to go, Jeff Sween.
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Speaker 6: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Wow. Yeah.
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Speaker 6: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: That'd be tough, though. Hey, Sweeney. It sounds so much like sweetie, and I'd probably get dragged into HR. I'm glad it's belly up instead. All right. So it's Jeff Sween. How old were you? A senior? Junior?
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Speaker 5: A junior.
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Speaker 1: He was older, I guess.
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Speaker 5: He was a senior.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. That's how it usually happens.
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Speaker 6: Is that right?
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Speaker 1: Did you go to prom with him, or did you go to homecoming?
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Speaker 5: Not with him, no.
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Speaker 1: But he broke up with you?
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Speaker 6: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Right before homecoming?
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Speaker 5: He went out because he liked Jennifer Sprague better.
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Speaker 1: Jeez.
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Speaker 6: Oh, man.
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Speaker 1: I don't know if I can name two people from high school. Doesn't it sound like she has Jennifer Sprague and Jeff Sweene's pictures all over her wall? Yeah, with like thumbtacks and red yarn as to where their last known address was. I took a.
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Speaker 6: Louisville slugger to both red lights. Wow.
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Speaker 1: That's too bad. That's terrible. They missed out on you, you know?
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Speaker 5: Absolutely. I'm sure the both of you have broken hearts.
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Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
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Speaker 1: I've had... um i would i would say probably four women have said no you know they've said originally yes and then they got to know me and i was like oof what's going on with this.
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Speaker 6: Guy so your heart got broken but you you broke hearts i'm sure i.
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Speaker 1: Don't remember ever really breaking anybody's heart maybe i did i don't know you did um i'd have to really think about it oh okay This is not a breakup, a heartbreak, but I remember I was going out with this girl, and she came over, and she was, like, freezing. It was during the summer, and she was freezing. I was going to break up with her that night anyway. And I said, what's going on with you? It's hot outside. You got a down jacket on. And she goes, oh, I think I got the flu. I'm like, what? Why are you here?
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Speaker 6: What?
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Speaker 1: What's going on with you? And she goes, don't worry about it. If you get it, my dad's, if you get it, the flu, my dad's a doctor. He'll take care of you. I'm like, I don't know. I don't know. I just, all this is too odd, but I think, I don't know. Maybe I, I, I'd have to think about it, but I don't think, I think the breaking of the heart, it was more incoming.
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Speaker 6: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: I kind of feel that way too. I don't think I remember.
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Speaker 5: Come on.
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Speaker 1: No. So they do with that main, with that hair you had and they, the tattoos and the, uh, And he.
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Speaker 5: Was a musician.
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Speaker 1: And the guitars. No. Yeah, buddy.
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Speaker 5: He's broken a lot.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's counting on his fingers right now. Why are you doing that? Is it that many? Hold on, let me take off my shoes. Yeah, take your shoes off. Hey, why don't you take your shoes off? No, no. I'm much more delicate. Okay, I do remember breaking up with a girl. And she taught me a lesson during this breakup. She said, because I took her out to a comedy club. And then after the comedy club, I broke up with her. And she goes, don't do that in the future. Don't take a girl out to a comedy club and then break up with her. Break up with her before the set starts? Just don't go to the comedy club. And I felt bad. Well, why would you do that if you knew you were going to? Why would you go anywhere? Because I'm horrible at pulling that trigger of saying it's over. I can't do that to people.
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Speaker 5: You don't like hurting people.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, no one does. I know. That's why I probably didn't break any hearts either.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: I just, I can't do that to people. I'm still seeing my ex-wife who had an affair because I can't tell her that I filed papers. That you've moved on. I mean, I'm legally married to someone new. I can't do that to the poor gal. That's right. And I'm sure Tracy understands.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. She's a therapist. She gets all that stuff. She's great.
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Speaker 5: She thinks it's funny.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: She's like, it's sad, but that's okay. Okay. I worry about you this weekend with the heat and your shed and your R2-D2. No, I don't. You got to get air conditioning in that shed. I'll work on it, but I don't, if it's too hot. It's going to be, not if it is. I have nothing to absorb Head sweat. So you get that salt in your eyes. I can't work in there when it's too hot.
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Speaker 2: Right.
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Speaker 1: I'm working tonight. But I know you can afford AC in that building. You can get a small unit. You can put a small unit in that building. Are you worried about too much air recirculating?
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Speaker 4: No.
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Speaker 1: When you paint? I have a lot of filters. I spend the money more on filtering than I do on anything else. I have filtering systems for that stuff. I don't mess with that. You know, about three weeks ago, I was walking through Home Depot, and my wife was with me. I don't know why she tagged along. Oh, we were looking at a new stove. And because our stove goes up. A woman's not going to go into Home Depot. That's the only reason. Oh, yeah, she was in the cooking section. That's exactly correct. Or vacuum. Vacuum section. Sometimes. Or the window, cleaning window section. You know where they like. Microaggressions, is that what that is? They like cleaning. Hey, honey, why don't you go look at the cabinets? I'm going to look at tools. Look, the... Bellio is a great example. She loves cleaning.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: She does. And cooking. So I'm at Home Depot two weeks ago after that really hot spell we had was 104 for about a week. And then I noticed they had like 150 of those portable air conditioners.
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Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
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Speaker 1: And I said to my wife, I go, hey, these things are going to go down to 50 cents on the dollar because winter is here, summer's over.
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Speaker 3: And bang!
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Speaker 1: They knew what they were doing. I think Home Depot and Lowe's, they know what the weather's going to be like in two months. And they supply all that stuff, and it's right there now. There's still like 100 of them, but they go quickly. You've got to go get one. Yeah, and you never know. Those things are a lifesaver, the portable ones that vent outside.
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Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
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Speaker 1: I've said this before, and that is that if you're in L.A., and you rent a place that has a sign outside that says Old World Charm, that means no air conditioning. And I'm tired of the people near the beach saying they don't need it. They need it. You need it everywhere. Yes. It's 90 in Malibu. No. I moved in with my wife into a 600-square-foot apartment in Hollywood the day we got married, and I think it was two nights in, and I'm like, we got to get some air in here.
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Speaker 2: Right.
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Speaker 1: You know. Yeah, you have to, or else you'll kill each other. I can't pull off my skin. You can go down to zero and sleep above the covers, but anything other than that, you're toast. I used to take a wet washcloth and then just stick it on my back or on my legs and try to sleep that way because we had no Air conditioning in Seal Beach. I didn't grow up with air conditioning as a kid. My mom still doesn't have air conditioning. Really? Yeah. We're out in Newberry Park. Newberry Park? No air conditioning? Yeah, Newberry Park. It's really, you go through Woodland Hills, and then you go down that hill into Calabasas and then Westlake and all that stuff. 20 degrees it drops on the way down that hill. And then it drops another 10 when you get into Newberry Park. So you don't normally need it, but it still gets hot. Yeah, you got to get it. Air conditioning is the absolute key. And we talked, I know we're going to take a break. Middle East, all the problems go away if we put $ 10 billion in air conditioners into those houses. They're heat angry. They are. I get heat-angry. And they're dressed in black. They're dressed in black, and they have no air conditioning. That's why they're pissed. That's one of the reasons. Everywhere hot you go, everywhere really hot you go, men wear dresses, like these long things in some pants. They're linen. They're usually lighter colors, and they drink hot drinks.
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Speaker 6: Okay. Okay.
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Speaker 1: In the heat. It's not enough. They need AC. It's odd. We want ice and everything, and they're like, no, we take hot tea. If the United States gave them $ 100 billion worth of air conditioning and spread it amongst the Middle East, Hawaii. It turns into Hawaii overnight. All right, it's Conway Show. Neil Saavedra's with us.
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Speaker 3: Mr.
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Speaker 1: Bombay calling Mr. Bombay. Come right away.
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Speaker 2: You're listening to Tim Conway Jr. On Demand from KFI AM640. Neil Saavedra is with us. What is the, can you explain the Mr. Bombay reference? Oh, I think it's funny, but I can't explain it.
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Speaker 3: Okay.
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Speaker 1: So I'm at home and it's not a Friday. It's midweek sometime. And I get a text from Belio.
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Speaker 2: Right.
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Speaker 1: That says five question mark or something like that. Like five o'clock question mark. And I'm like, it's like four 30 or a quarter to five. And I'm like, That's supposed to be on the day, right? What's today? I'm like, so I, question mark?
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Speaker 3: Come on?
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Speaker 1: And she's like, yeah. And I said, then talk about R2 or something. And I'm like, okay.
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Speaker 4: R2-D2, okay. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: So I call in from my home studio, and you ask me a bunch of questions, then berate me for my hobby.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: And then go, all right, I'm done. Or something like Handel does when he has people over at his house. He goes, I'm done, and then walks upstairs to go to bed. And I'm like, like freaking Dr. Bombay. Like, you just holler, Dr. Bombay, Dr. Bombay, come right away. From B-Way. Yeah, like you're freaking... Dr. Bombay.
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Speaker 2: Now, Dr.
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Speaker 1: Bombay was called on Bewitched whenever there was a problem with the magic? With something. The kid was sick or something like that, or she couldn't twinkle her nose or whatever, and then he'd come. And then.
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Speaker 1: He'd do something, but come right away, he'd always be like.
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Speaker 5: Emergency, emergency.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, and he'd be like... Mr.
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Speaker 3: Bombay.
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Speaker 1: He'd have like a pith helmet on or something. I was in the Africa or whatever. And it's like, what do you need? And it's something like that. But I felt really like, okay, you just call me and I appear, and then it's like, we're done. You know, that was before the internet. Obviously, you know, Bewitched came on before the internet. Because now you couldn't do what they did. But the first two years of that series, they had either Dick Sargent or Dick York was the dad or the husband. And then they ran into contract disputes with him. So they replaced him with a guy who looks exactly like him. Yeah. So the first two years was Dick Sargent. Then the next four years was Dick York. You couldn't do that nowadays. Well, Fresh Prince.
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Speaker 1: Of Bel Air probably was... That was the 90s, wasn't it?
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Speaker 3: Into 90s.
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Speaker 1: Okay, so I got on the internet in 95? Wow. 96? So his mom, they had it out, the two of them. Remember when they replaced her? Yeah. I think it was him who replaced her. Really?
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: I think he's like, nope. I've got another story for you I heard just this week. When.
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Speaker 1: Jerry Seinfeld first came to Los Angeles. He instantly got a job as the comic relief on Benson, which is odd to be the comic relief on a sitcom. That means the sitcom wasn't going well. And so he does the first show, second show, third show. He's a regular. He's a regular on Benson. And he comes in for the fourth show, table reading, and there's no script in front of him. And he says to the script supervisor or producer, hey, can I get a script here? And they said, you're not on the show anymore. Your agent didn't tell you? And he had to walk out of that room in front of all the actors on Benson as the guy who wasn't told that he's no longer on the show.
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Speaker 2: Wow.
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Speaker 1: How crazy is that? I kind of feel like family at this point. Can I stay and just listen? But you know what he said? He said that was the best lesson of his life because he promised when he walked out that door, he was never, ever going to do anybody's material except his own. He was only going to, and if it led to a sitcom, great. If it didn't, who cares? He's only going to do his material. He's afraid of scripts.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: He's like, no, I'll always have a script in front of me if I'm the one writing it. Yeah, and he writes everything. I don't remember him on that show.
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Speaker 6: I don't either.
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Speaker 1: I love Benson. If you go back, was it Robert Guillaume? Guillaume, yes. And I made the mistake of asking Mark Thompson, wasn't that the guy that got hit by a car in Malibu? And he said, no, that was a different guy. It wasn't Robert. Ben Vereen. Ben Vereen, yeah.
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Speaker 6: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: And I said, well, they're both Broadway guys. I'm not going to dig yourself out of this one.
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Speaker 3: At least you didn't say LeVar Burton.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, right. It could have been LeVar Burton. He also got hit by a car in Malibu. Yeah. It's odd that so many guys are getting hit by cars in Malibu. A lot of racists in Malibu. Okay, I'm glad you said that, because I would like to peel that back a little more. They do not like people of color. I'm agreeing with you. I know you're doing it, you know, sort of tongue-in-cheek, but I— Yeah. Oh, not the drivers. I'm sure they're sweet people living there in Malibu. The people live in Malibu constantly lecture people about how racist this country is, and then they go home to a city that's 98% white people. You know, a lot of people don't get this, especially with politics and everybody's picking sides, but the world is made up of hypocrites. That's right. We're all here. You and I are right there. I remember one of my favorite lines of Handel many, many years ago. He's arguing with somebody back when he used to take calls, and they're going back and forth, and he's talking about prisons or something, not in his backyard or something. And the guy's like, so you believe that prisons should be in someone else's backyard? He goes, yeah, but not your backyard. He goes, exactly right. He goes, how can you say that? I'm a hypocrite. It's easy. I'm hypocritical as a person. We had one this week, Crozier and I. Crozier and I were talking about sunscreen at the, they don't sell it at Dodger stadium. You got to bring your own sunscreen to Dodger stadium. And Crozier said, isn't there a dry one though? Because I said, it's probably a legal issue because you know, Dodger stadium was built in the late fifties and all of the walkways are, um, buffed out really slick cement. The whole stadium is. And if you put mixed sunscreen into that, it's like an ice rink. And I said, there's probably a legal issue on why they don't want sunscreen there. And Crozier said, but isn't there a dry sunscreen? Like a powder or something? And I said, I don't know. I never wear it. And he said, neither does he. And yet for 20 minutes, we're telling everybody to wear it.
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Speaker 7: Oh, yeah.
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Speaker 5: Hypocrites.
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Speaker 1: That's a hypocrite. Well, you think that anchors during this week, television news anchors, no, not you, television news anchors, trust me, you've never said this when you hear me, that television news anchors don't get off the air during a week like we're going to have and call up all the old people on their block saying, I'm really concerned about you. Are you getting air conditioning and some water? Yeah, nobody. Do you think they go, oh, honey, you know, it's Thanksgiving. Just let's pack our patience today. They're not doing any of that because we're all hypocrites. That's right. We don't practice what we preach. Sometimes. Sometimes.
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Speaker 2: You're listening to Tim Conway Jr. On Demand from KFI AM 640.
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Speaker 1: Joe, I thought about doing that and then I didn't know how to put that together. And so I didn't do it. But Neil Saavedra is with us. I know. I know. But he leaves a cooler on his front porch on hot days. Filled with ice and bottles of ice water?
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Bottles of water. Sometimes I'll put a variety of things. Sandwich? No, I don't put food in there because I don't want, you know, I thought about putting like, I don't know, protein bars or something.
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Speaker 4: Fruit?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, fruit in there. And you leave it for the mailman? I started for the postal guy, Charlie. He's a good guy and we have a hard route, hilly route. Okay. And so I would try and catch him. You know, if I saw him on the cameras or something coming up the way, I would try and get out there and say, hey, you need anything? And then I thought I would miss him sometimes. So I put it out. And then I thought, well, you've got other drivers. So I put a sign on it to let him know that whoever it is. And I was telling Tim that it's like what they call the black tax or the minority tax is people of color that come up, always give it a second look. And I know they're going, I don't want people to think I'm stealing. And it bums me out. Yeah. White guys go straight to it. They grab something. They give the thumbs up in the camera. That's great. And I want to pop on and just say, it's for you. Take it. And it breaks my heart. Just take it. It's for you. It's got your name on it. If you're delivering something to our house, it's for you.
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Speaker 2: Right.
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Speaker 1: And then if he takes two, you're like, hey, buddy, what's going on? I have a red button that locks the gates. Yeah, that was– I only see one of you.
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Speaker 6: No.
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Speaker 1: You know what I wanted to do on that level? I used to– when we were younger, I used to have a donut maker. You ever seen that? It's like that gag Christmas gift. That's not a gag. That's a donut maker. Yeah, but it's like $ 19, you know, as seen on TV, the donut maker. I wanted to put it in front of the house and make fresh donuts and tell the cops, hey, you know, if you ever want a donut, just to get the cops around the neighborhood more. I don't know that they can take food because I've thought of doing, getting the word out and setting up the backyard for first responders to be in the middle of the day if they want to come in. Oh, that's great. And do that. And someone said, I don't know that they can receive that. I think you're right, because my wife bakes for the fire department, and occasionally they take it, but I don't think they're supposed to.
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Speaker 3: Really?
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: I always thought fire department would be like, yeah, bring it. Yeah. I don't know if they are, but I always thought of like, wouldn't it be great to give them at Christmas? Uh, one of those, you know, frozen, like six or 10 frozen steaks and say, Hey, thanks fellas. You know? Yeah. That should be okay.
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Speaker 2: Right.
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Speaker 1: From my, your place. Oh, Wild Fork?
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Wild Fork. A couple of tomahawks? Wild Fork. I think I love you. You think they ever thought about buying that song for their commercials? I don't know. Wild Fork. I don't know. We actually love. You want to know what sucks? I was all excited because your birthday's coming up. That's right. And I have your Morongo party on my calendar for October.
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Speaker 6: Oh, good.
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Speaker 1: It's in November. I know. And guess what else is going to be on the same day? Your thanks grilling at Wild Fork.
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Speaker 4: Where?
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Speaker 1: Which one? We're going to be in Laguna de Gal. Oh, it's a hopping, skipping a joke.
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Speaker 2: No, I looked at it.
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Speaker 1: It's not. Yes, it is. I looked at it. How long? You're done at five? Yeah, I've done it five, and I looked Laguna Niguel to Morongo. No, it's not. 40 minutes. No. Angel, what is Laguna Niguel to Morongo? It's a 20-minute drive?
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Speaker 7: Oh, it's 25.
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Speaker 1: 25 with traffic?
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Speaker 7: Yeah, with traffic, it's 25 without 20. Okay.
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Speaker 1: I don't trust her. She sounds shit. I don't think she's listening to the show. She is. You know what she does? You know when she listens?
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Speaker 7: When does she listen?
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Speaker 1: When she's on with Ellen K. The rest of us, this is like, you know. You want to know a secret about? She's like, oh, Ellen. You want to know a secret about the lovely one, Angel Martinez? She does traffic for the Hawaiian station, the news station over there. Is it music or news?
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Speaker 7: I think they blast it on anything that'll play.
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Speaker 6: Okay.
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Speaker 1: So she does AM and FM radio in Hawaii. And if she comes across an accident or a fire, some kind of crash, high-speed pursuit, and she can't pronounce the name of the freeway or the street, it's like it never happened.
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Speaker 7: That's right. If I can't say it, I'm not reporting on it.
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Speaker 1: Isn't that great? It looks like a fatality on Hanukkah. It cleared. All gone. All gone.
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Speaker 7: It's all clear.
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Speaker 1: I want to play you something and get your opinion. And then in the 8 o'clock hour, we're going to talk to Angel Martinez. She has a big show going on this weekend. We'll talk about that. But let's talk about this execution that failed. They tried to kill this woman in Tennessee, and she straight-armed him. She gave him the Heisman Trophy and said, uh-uh, I ain't going there. It's a darn shame. She seems like a wonderful person. She's not.
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Speaker 3: Tonight, death row inmate Krista Pike alive, but in critical condition after Tennessee authorities failed to execute her following multiple lethal injections.
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Speaker 1: Wow. No, okay. When I was younger, I was of the mind that if you beat the execution, you go free. She's a mess right now, apparently. I know. She's like brain, a lot of brain damage. Well, they gave her a ton. A double, oh, you know what? It is, we had Dr. Jim Keeney on this morning to talk about it. And I asked him, I know you got that whole Hippocratic Oath. What's the best way to take someone out?
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Speaker 2: Oh, wow.
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Speaker 1: And he was telling me that it is a hundred, a hundred, a hundred times, I think, It's 100 times the dose they would give if they were doing it for medical reasons. And they gave it to her twice. Twice. I think he said 100 times.
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Speaker 6: Wow.
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Speaker 1: So that would be 200 times. Or it was something outrageous. Maybe it was 1,000 times. It was something outrageous. And he hypothesized that on the first one, they went probably through the vein of and went into her body rather than.
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Speaker 2: Right.
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Speaker 1: He goes, but if you're snoring, he goes, you're out. You're still out, even if you're snoring. You know what happened, though, is that those drugs were sitting on the shelf so long that they lost their potency.
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Speaker 2: No.
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Speaker 1: That's what they're reporting.
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Speaker 3: They were saying, yeah.
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Speaker 1: They don't look at it and make sure it's fresh? Nope.
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Speaker 4: That's all the stuff that she was bringing up and her attorneys were bringing up beforehand because they asked her, are you afraid to die? And she said, no, I'm not afraid to die. I'm afraid of this process of killing me. She said that like days before. How about that comment? I'm afraid that they're not going to kill me. Yeah, I'm afraid of how all this is going to go down.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the whole thing going over the edge the other day for Union Rescue. Oh, let's talk about that. It's not the fall. It's the stop, the sudden stop. That's right. Let's talk about how much you raised. I heard you guys did really well.
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Speaker 2: You're listening to Tim Conway Jr. On Demand from KFI AM 640.
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Speaker 1: Neil Savedra's with us. I asked Neil during the break if he's a Jamba Juice guy, and you said you get what I get. It's the Orange Dream Machine, which is like an Orange Julius. Yeah, it's the knockoff Orange Julius. I love it. As a kid, like in the 80s, going to the mall. Orange was the bomb and then you would go then you'd walk over to round table pizza and at the mall and it used to have they used to have a thick crust version and you can get just a slice for like 75 cents or a buck whatever it was and that those two things heaven yeah but i bet you did it like i did where you know you wanted to or you want orange julius but it was at 10 o'clock at night you couldn't get it and you wanted to recreate it at home I tried everything. Oh, yeah. I've tried it. Powdered sugar. I'll tell you what I've never done. This is because I have a hard line. I have never, ever gone, gotten an Orange Julius, not liked it, and then drove to another one. To scratch that itch.
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Speaker 2: Never.
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Speaker 1: That's why. On the same night I went to King Taco. I'm crazy. Yeah. I mean, I thought about that when I was listening to you talk about it. I'm like, what? Would I? It's a true story. I'm like you. I wouldn't say anything. I just buy it and go. Throw it away. I'm like you. Okay. What Neil's referencing, I went to the Burbank Jamba Juice, where I always go. I get an Orange Dream machine for me.
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Speaker 2: Large.
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Speaker 1: My wife, she gets a medium. And I'm bringing it home and it doesn't taste right. Either the orange juice is turned or they put guava instead of orange juice and something is wrong with it. And I'm like, I just can't bring this home to her. This is not going to go well. So I drove to North Hollywood to another Jamba that's open to 11 o'clock at night, got two more drinks, then brought those home and threw the other ones away. So, but this is KFI. This has been the Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app. The Earth's Live. Join us on KFI AM 640 weeknights 6 to 10 p.m. Monday through Friday. Ding dong with this app. The guy who knows how to make better Jamba Juice than anybody I've ever, ever had in my life. And his name is Adon. A-D-O-N. He works at the North Hollywood store and it's leaps and bounds above every other Jamba Juice I've ever been to in my life. I'm shaking thinking about it. What do you think it is? I don't know. I asked him. What's his magic? Because I went there two nights ago, and I got one. I was driving home, and I said, I've got to pull over and enjoy this. This is the best thing I've ever had in my life. And then I went again the following night, and he sort of remembered me. He goes, hey, is your name Convict? I'm like, well, close. Close. You got the C-O-N right.
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Speaker 6: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: I said, oh, it's not. And he said, I remember you were in here last night. I said, buddy, I said, I was going to call you last night. Remember those, you see those commercials where you're turning into your parents?
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: They're the greatest commercials. The insurance commercial.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: You know, a guy's driving in the car. He goes, hey, let's try to pass this turkey. Giving the Uber guy directions on how to drive. And then when he gets out, we'll see each other again, right? I'll see you around. Yeah, you'll see me around. So I wanted to call Jamba Juice last night to tell this guy, Adan, that he's made the best drink ever. And I'm turning into my parents. But I'm telling you, Neil... The Jamba Juice that he makes at the North Hollywood store is a billion light years better than other Jamba Juices. There's a difference. As we get older, less matters. But what matters, matters a lot. That's right. All the stuff we used to worry about, think about, they didn't mean anything. That's kid stuff. You get older... That Jamba Juice is what you're looking forward to all day. I drove around for 15 minutes to find parking. Now I want to know a Don.
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Speaker 4: Don, you know what you should have done is you should have kept the bad ones and given one of those to your wife first.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: Well, you know what I mean? And then pull the other one out afterwards.
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Speaker 1: You know what I was thinking about doing is keeping the bad ones. By the way, I did freeze the bad ones. Put them in the freezer while I was deciding what to do with them. What do you think about this? Yeah. And I was going to take them back to a Jamba Juice that I'd never go to up on Van Nuys Boulevard in Sylmar and go, hey, these things don't taste right. Did you brush your teeth before you went? Because that typically doesn't go well with orange juice. No, I never brush my teeth. But I'm telling you, that place, the Jamba Juice with the Orange Dream Machine is unreal. I got to have it now. It's the best. I don't even know that I could. It's open to 11 o'clock in North Hollywood. 11 o'clock. All right. Your kid's birthday is coming up. In November. The end of November. He's going to be 10.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: That's a big birthday. That's a big birthday. Double digits, man. So fast. I know, right? All I remember was holding him like a little football in my arm while I was doing stuff in the kitchen.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: I know you did the same thing. I took my daughter everywhere. I even brought her in here, you know, two or three nights a week, and she would just sit there doing her homework. Oh, I have photos of him in the studios, too. And, you know, at Thanksgiving events and stuff like that when he's tiny.
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Speaker 6: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: I have my daughter when she was two. I think she was two. And she's sitting in that chair, three. And she goes, can I get some mungy? You know, instead of money. Can I get some monkey? Because you want to take it out of the snack machine. Oh, yeah. Go to our convenience store. Can I get some cookies? Cookies? So that girl that sat in that chair in 2010 when I started turns 21 on Monday. Oh, that's. You did it. But I'm not good with it. No, you did. But you did it. I miss her being a child and all the stuff we did together, all the places we went.
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Speaker 3: Mine just turned a quarter century old in August.
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Speaker 1: Oh, my God. It probably drives you crazy. You miss the little girl and when she ran to the door when you got home. So you run to the door when you get home? Sometimes my wife and my boy will go, yay, when I go home. Oh, that's cool. They're just messing with– they're just being– But yes, he does. If he's not in the middle of a game, playing a game or something, he absolutely would come. And when he walks in, goes to the bathroom, washes his hand, comes sees his dad. If I'm in the shop, if I'm in my... You hug him every time you see him? I hug him and smooch him every time I see him. I do the same thing. Absolutely. And I was that way with my parents. I never went through that thing in high school where I didn't kiss my mom or I didn't kiss my dad. I like kissing them both at the same time. All right, Neil Saavedra. This is KFI. This has been the Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app. The year is live. Join us on KFI AM 640, weeknight, 6 to 10 p.m., Monday through Friday. Ding dong with this app.
Speaker 1: It's KFI AM 640 and you're listening to The Conway Show On Demand on the iHeartRadio app. It's Timmy time.
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Speaker 2: That's your ass.
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Speaker 3: Timmy.
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Speaker 1: Timmy.
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Speaker 3: He's a little lamb with a lot to learn.
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Speaker 1: He's always having such a lot of fun. He's a fun guy. He's a fun guy. Little lamb with a lot to learn. It's Timmy time. Ding dong. Neil Saavedra joins us. How are you, Bob? I'm excited. Are you? I'm excited. He's not showing it, right? No. Are you happy, too? I'm happy. Are you laughing? Yeah, you're funny. You know who does that instead of laughing at a joke? Your boy, Bill Handel. That's funny. Oh, that's funny. My wife sort of does that. It's hard to get her laughing, laughing. She'll go, that's funny. That was the intent. It's a little literal.
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Speaker 4: That's right.
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Speaker 1: But you have to do some weird crap to get her laughing.
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Speaker 3: Funny, I've never had a problem making her laugh.
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Speaker 1: There's another thing I can't get her to do. Maybe you can help me with. Hey, ding dong with you guys. You want to take this off the air? I'll be your Dr. Bombay. Hey, I was thrilled this week that we had a video that popped up. Somebody sent it to us. Oh, I saw it, baby. The Jay Leno one? Yeah. How great is that? That's like the best. Jay Leno's driving around in the Valley in one of his $ 8 million cars, and a guy pulls up next to him and is videotaping him, and Jay's listening to this show. It is... It's priceless. If I were you, I'd be like George Costanza, go out on a high note and just never come back to the studio again. What are you going to do that's better than that? I know. How are you going to top that? Look, if somebody told me, you know, it'll be 30 years this December that I've been in radio. If somebody told me that 30 years ago that Jay Leno would be driving around listening to the show in his car, I would say no possible way. There's no way. It's pretty freaking amazing. Okay. But yeah, that's... It was unreal. Because it's not even like... It's not like you captured it or Crowe or something. It's like not only the guy sent it to you.
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Speaker 4: Right.
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Speaker 1: Right. But he captured it, too. So he had to know who you are to give a rodent plot. That's right. I didn't even think about that. So it's a twofer. Right. It's a ding dong. That's right. It's a Jay Leno ding dong. Pellio, did we post that on our social media? Is that everywhere?
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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's everywhere.
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Speaker 1: Oh, that's great.
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Speaker 6: And I want to give the guy, I'm trying to find his name real quick. I want to give him credit.
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Speaker 1: Shout out.
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Speaker 5: It's Matt Eldridge. Matt Eldridge Film.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, is he a producer or an actor or something?
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Speaker 6: He's a filmmaker, so you can find him on Instagram at Matt Eldridge Film. But yeah, he sent me the raw video of it before he posted it, so it was very cool.
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Speaker 5: And he was so thrilled to hear from The Conway Show.
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Speaker 2: Is that right? Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Okay, so if that happened and that was the only thing that happened this week, I'd be thrilled with it. But it wasn't. There was a guy driving on the 101 Freeway North, and he was involved with that dumpster diver on Coldwater Canyon.
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Speaker 7: Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 1: And he was listening to the radio, and he was also videotaping his radio, and he was listening to his own voice on KFI because we took that footage from one of the local news stations. Oh, my gosh. Did you see that one video, Belio?
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Speaker 6: His name, that's also on our Instagram, at Conway Show. And his name, I think it's Charan Andreas, C-H-A-R-A-N Andreas.
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Speaker 5: And he's the one in the interview.
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Speaker 6: That called the burglar that jumped into the dumpster and called him, you know, Oscar the Grouch in the dumpster.
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Speaker 1: Right. He's like, you got to get out of here. Got to get out of here. You got to move on. But Belia, both those happened in one week.
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Speaker 2: Yes.
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Speaker 1: And I never thought about this until Neil just said that. But they had to also be listening or know the show so they could send it to us. They're both two first. That's great. Oh, Belio, that is awesome. So I think you're right. I think we could just hang it up here. What are you going to do? Go out on a high note. Oh, and when I was in the studio waiting for your segment to go and you could talk about people getting dumped or whatever, did you notice the pause when you asked Belio? If that's her move? I looked over at Foosh, I go, No guy's ever broken up with her. She does the breaking up. Oh, you think? I think so. I don't know. I think so. You've ever had your heart broken, Bellion?
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Speaker 6: Yes.
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Speaker 1: Yes.
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Speaker 6: That's very nice of you, Neil, but yes.
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Speaker 1: You paused like, it's going to make me sound like a dick if I say that. Yeah, it really hurt. How many times is he talking about it? It's hard. Yeah. It's tough. When they do that thing, they say you're fired. Is that what it was?
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Speaker 6: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's happened so much. It's not you, it's me. No, it's... She does the, she does the, hey... Yeah, this isn't working. All right, let's find out. Let's dig a little deeper. Belio, when did this happen? When's the first or last, or have you had your heart broken a couple times?
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Speaker 5: I've had my heart broken a couple of times.
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Speaker 3: Really?
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Speaker 5: It's obviously been years when I was younger.
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Speaker 6: Right.
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Speaker 1: Was high school one of them?
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Speaker 5: Yes, absolutely.
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Speaker 1: That was tough.
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Speaker 5: Jeff Sween, if you're listening.
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Speaker 1: F him. Oh, man, she got that loaded in the pockets. Ready to go, Jeff Sween.
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Speaker 6: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Wow. Yeah.
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Speaker 6: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: That'd be tough, though. Hey, Sweeney. It sounds so much like sweetie, and I'd probably get dragged into HR. I'm glad it's belly up instead. All right. So it's Jeff Sween. How old were you? A senior? Junior?
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Speaker 5: A junior.
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Speaker 1: He was older, I guess.
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Speaker 5: He was a senior.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. That's how it usually happens.
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Speaker 6: Is that right?
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Speaker 1: Did you go to prom with him, or did you go to homecoming?
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Speaker 5: Not with him, no.
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Speaker 1: But he broke up with you?
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Speaker 6: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Right before homecoming?
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Speaker 5: He went out because he liked Jennifer Sprague better.
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Speaker 1: Jeez.
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Speaker 6: Oh, man.
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Speaker 1: I don't know if I can name two people from high school. Doesn't it sound like she has Jennifer Sprague and Jeff Sweene's pictures all over her wall? Yeah, with like thumbtacks and red yarn as to where their last known address was. I took a.
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Speaker 6: Louisville slugger to both red lights. Wow.
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Speaker 1: That's too bad. That's terrible. They missed out on you, you know?
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Speaker 5: Absolutely. I'm sure the both of you have broken hearts.
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Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
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Speaker 1: I've had... um i would i would say probably four women have said no you know they've said originally yes and then they got to know me and i was like oof what's going on with this.
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Speaker 6: Guy so your heart got broken but you you broke hearts i'm sure i.
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Speaker 1: Don't remember ever really breaking anybody's heart maybe i did i don't know you did um i'd have to really think about it oh okay This is not a breakup, a heartbreak, but I remember I was going out with this girl, and she came over, and she was, like, freezing. It was during the summer, and she was freezing. I was going to break up with her that night anyway. And I said, what's going on with you? It's hot outside. You got a down jacket on. And she goes, oh, I think I got the flu. I'm like, what? Why are you here?
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Speaker 6: What?
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Speaker 1: What's going on with you? And she goes, don't worry about it. If you get it, my dad's, if you get it, the flu, my dad's a doctor. He'll take care of you. I'm like, I don't know. I don't know. I just, all this is too odd, but I think, I don't know. Maybe I, I, I'd have to think about it, but I don't think, I think the breaking of the heart, it was more incoming.
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Speaker 6: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: I kind of feel that way too. I don't think I remember.
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Speaker 5: Come on.
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Speaker 1: No. So they do with that main, with that hair you had and they, the tattoos and the, uh, And he.
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Speaker 5: Was a musician.
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Speaker 1: And the guitars. No. Yeah, buddy.
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Speaker 5: He's broken a lot.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's counting on his fingers right now. Why are you doing that? Is it that many? Hold on, let me take off my shoes. Yeah, take your shoes off. Hey, why don't you take your shoes off? No, no. I'm much more delicate. Okay, I do remember breaking up with a girl. And she taught me a lesson during this breakup. She said, because I took her out to a comedy club. And then after the comedy club, I broke up with her. And she goes, don't do that in the future. Don't take a girl out to a comedy club and then break up with her. Break up with her before the set starts? Just don't go to the comedy club. And I felt bad. Well, why would you do that if you knew you were going to? Why would you go anywhere? Because I'm horrible at pulling that trigger of saying it's over. I can't do that to people.
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Speaker 5: You don't like hurting people.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, no one does. I know. That's why I probably didn't break any hearts either.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: I just, I can't do that to people. I'm still seeing my ex-wife who had an affair because I can't tell her that I filed papers. That you've moved on. I mean, I'm legally married to someone new. I can't do that to the poor gal. That's right. And I'm sure Tracy understands.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. She's a therapist. She gets all that stuff. She's great.
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Speaker 5: She thinks it's funny.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: She's like, it's sad, but that's okay. Okay. I worry about you this weekend with the heat and your shed and your R2-D2. No, I don't. You got to get air conditioning in that shed. I'll work on it, but I don't, if it's too hot. It's going to be, not if it is. I have nothing to absorb Head sweat. So you get that salt in your eyes. I can't work in there when it's too hot.
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Speaker 2: Right.
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Speaker 1: I'm working tonight. But I know you can afford AC in that building. You can get a small unit. You can put a small unit in that building. Are you worried about too much air recirculating?
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Speaker 4: No.
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Speaker 1: When you paint? I have a lot of filters. I spend the money more on filtering than I do on anything else. I have filtering systems for that stuff. I don't mess with that. You know, about three weeks ago, I was walking through Home Depot, and my wife was with me. I don't know why she tagged along. Oh, we were looking at a new stove. And because our stove goes up. A woman's not going to go into Home Depot. That's the only reason. Oh, yeah, she was in the cooking section. That's exactly correct. Or vacuum. Vacuum section. Sometimes. Or the window, cleaning window section. You know where they like. Microaggressions, is that what that is? They like cleaning. Hey, honey, why don't you go look at the cabinets? I'm going to look at tools. Look, the... Bellio is a great example. She loves cleaning.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: She does. And cooking. So I'm at Home Depot two weeks ago after that really hot spell we had was 104 for about a week. And then I noticed they had like 150 of those portable air conditioners.
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Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
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Speaker 1: And I said to my wife, I go, hey, these things are going to go down to 50 cents on the dollar because winter is here, summer's over.
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Speaker 3: And bang!
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Speaker 1: They knew what they were doing. I think Home Depot and Lowe's, they know what the weather's going to be like in two months. And they supply all that stuff, and it's right there now. There's still like 100 of them, but they go quickly. You've got to go get one. Yeah, and you never know. Those things are a lifesaver, the portable ones that vent outside.
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Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
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Speaker 1: I've said this before, and that is that if you're in L.A., and you rent a place that has a sign outside that says Old World Charm, that means no air conditioning. And I'm tired of the people near the beach saying they don't need it. They need it. You need it everywhere. Yes. It's 90 in Malibu. No. I moved in with my wife into a 600-square-foot apartment in Hollywood the day we got married, and I think it was two nights in, and I'm like, we got to get some air in here.
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Speaker 2: Right.
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Speaker 1: You know. Yeah, you have to, or else you'll kill each other. I can't pull off my skin. You can go down to zero and sleep above the covers, but anything other than that, you're toast. I used to take a wet washcloth and then just stick it on my back or on my legs and try to sleep that way because we had no Air conditioning in Seal Beach. I didn't grow up with air conditioning as a kid. My mom still doesn't have air conditioning. Really? Yeah. We're out in Newberry Park. Newberry Park? No air conditioning? Yeah, Newberry Park. It's really, you go through Woodland Hills, and then you go down that hill into Calabasas and then Westlake and all that stuff. 20 degrees it drops on the way down that hill. And then it drops another 10 when you get into Newberry Park. So you don't normally need it, but it still gets hot. Yeah, you got to get it. Air conditioning is the absolute key. And we talked, I know we're going to take a break. Middle East, all the problems go away if we put $ 10 billion in air conditioners into those houses. They're heat angry. They are. I get heat-angry. And they're dressed in black. They're dressed in black, and they have no air conditioning. That's why they're pissed. That's one of the reasons. Everywhere hot you go, everywhere really hot you go, men wear dresses, like these long things in some pants. They're linen. They're usually lighter colors, and they drink hot drinks.
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Speaker 6: Okay. Okay.
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Speaker 1: In the heat. It's not enough. They need AC. It's odd. We want ice and everything, and they're like, no, we take hot tea. If the United States gave them $ 100 billion worth of air conditioning and spread it amongst the Middle East, Hawaii. It turns into Hawaii overnight. All right, it's Conway Show. Neil Saavedra's with us.
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Speaker 3: Mr.
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Speaker 1: Bombay calling Mr. Bombay. Come right away.
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Speaker 2: You're listening to Tim Conway Jr. On Demand from KFI AM640. Neil Saavedra is with us. What is the, can you explain the Mr. Bombay reference? Oh, I think it's funny, but I can't explain it.
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Speaker 3: Okay.
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Speaker 1: So I'm at home and it's not a Friday. It's midweek sometime. And I get a text from Belio.
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Speaker 2: Right.
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Speaker 1: That says five question mark or something like that. Like five o'clock question mark. And I'm like, it's like four 30 or a quarter to five. And I'm like, That's supposed to be on the day, right? What's today? I'm like, so I, question mark?
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Speaker 3: Come on?
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Speaker 1: And she's like, yeah. And I said, then talk about R2 or something. And I'm like, okay.
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Speaker 4: R2-D2, okay. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: So I call in from my home studio, and you ask me a bunch of questions, then berate me for my hobby.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: And then go, all right, I'm done. Or something like Handel does when he has people over at his house. He goes, I'm done, and then walks upstairs to go to bed. And I'm like, like freaking Dr. Bombay. Like, you just holler, Dr. Bombay, Dr. Bombay, come right away. From B-Way. Yeah, like you're freaking... Dr. Bombay.
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Speaker 2: Now, Dr.
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Speaker 1: Bombay was called on Bewitched whenever there was a problem with the magic? With something. The kid was sick or something like that, or she couldn't twinkle her nose or whatever, and then he'd come. And then.
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Speaker 1: He'd do something, but come right away, he'd always be like.
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Speaker 5: Emergency, emergency.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, and he'd be like... Mr.
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Speaker 3: Bombay.
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Speaker 1: He'd have like a pith helmet on or something. I was in the Africa or whatever. And it's like, what do you need? And it's something like that. But I felt really like, okay, you just call me and I appear, and then it's like, we're done. You know, that was before the internet. Obviously, you know, Bewitched came on before the internet. Because now you couldn't do what they did. But the first two years of that series, they had either Dick Sargent or Dick York was the dad or the husband. And then they ran into contract disputes with him. So they replaced him with a guy who looks exactly like him. Yeah. So the first two years was Dick Sargent. Then the next four years was Dick York. You couldn't do that nowadays. Well, Fresh Prince.
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Speaker 1: Of Bel Air probably was... That was the 90s, wasn't it?
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Speaker 3: Into 90s.
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Speaker 1: Okay, so I got on the internet in 95? Wow. 96? So his mom, they had it out, the two of them. Remember when they replaced her? Yeah. I think it was him who replaced her. Really?
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: I think he's like, nope. I've got another story for you I heard just this week. When.
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Speaker 1: Jerry Seinfeld first came to Los Angeles. He instantly got a job as the comic relief on Benson, which is odd to be the comic relief on a sitcom. That means the sitcom wasn't going well. And so he does the first show, second show, third show. He's a regular. He's a regular on Benson. And he comes in for the fourth show, table reading, and there's no script in front of him. And he says to the script supervisor or producer, hey, can I get a script here? And they said, you're not on the show anymore. Your agent didn't tell you? And he had to walk out of that room in front of all the actors on Benson as the guy who wasn't told that he's no longer on the show.
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Speaker 2: Wow.
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Speaker 1: How crazy is that? I kind of feel like family at this point. Can I stay and just listen? But you know what he said? He said that was the best lesson of his life because he promised when he walked out that door, he was never, ever going to do anybody's material except his own. He was only going to, and if it led to a sitcom, great. If it didn't, who cares? He's only going to do his material. He's afraid of scripts.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: He's like, no, I'll always have a script in front of me if I'm the one writing it. Yeah, and he writes everything. I don't remember him on that show.
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Speaker 6: I don't either.
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Speaker 1: I love Benson. If you go back, was it Robert Guillaume? Guillaume, yes. And I made the mistake of asking Mark Thompson, wasn't that the guy that got hit by a car in Malibu? And he said, no, that was a different guy. It wasn't Robert. Ben Vereen. Ben Vereen, yeah.
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Speaker 6: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: And I said, well, they're both Broadway guys. I'm not going to dig yourself out of this one.
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Speaker 3: At least you didn't say LeVar Burton.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, right. It could have been LeVar Burton. He also got hit by a car in Malibu. Yeah. It's odd that so many guys are getting hit by cars in Malibu. A lot of racists in Malibu. Okay, I'm glad you said that, because I would like to peel that back a little more. They do not like people of color. I'm agreeing with you. I know you're doing it, you know, sort of tongue-in-cheek, but I— Yeah. Oh, not the drivers. I'm sure they're sweet people living there in Malibu. The people live in Malibu constantly lecture people about how racist this country is, and then they go home to a city that's 98% white people. You know, a lot of people don't get this, especially with politics and everybody's picking sides, but the world is made up of hypocrites. That's right. We're all here. You and I are right there. I remember one of my favorite lines of Handel many, many years ago. He's arguing with somebody back when he used to take calls, and they're going back and forth, and he's talking about prisons or something, not in his backyard or something. And the guy's like, so you believe that prisons should be in someone else's backyard? He goes, yeah, but not your backyard. He goes, exactly right. He goes, how can you say that? I'm a hypocrite. It's easy. I'm hypocritical as a person. We had one this week, Crozier and I. Crozier and I were talking about sunscreen at the, they don't sell it at Dodger stadium. You got to bring your own sunscreen to Dodger stadium. And Crozier said, isn't there a dry one though? Because I said, it's probably a legal issue because you know, Dodger stadium was built in the late fifties and all of the walkways are, um, buffed out really slick cement. The whole stadium is. And if you put mixed sunscreen into that, it's like an ice rink. And I said, there's probably a legal issue on why they don't want sunscreen there. And Crozier said, but isn't there a dry sunscreen? Like a powder or something? And I said, I don't know. I never wear it. And he said, neither does he. And yet for 20 minutes, we're telling everybody to wear it.
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Speaker 7: Oh, yeah.
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Speaker 5: Hypocrites.
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Speaker 1: That's a hypocrite. Well, you think that anchors during this week, television news anchors, no, not you, television news anchors, trust me, you've never said this when you hear me, that television news anchors don't get off the air during a week like we're going to have and call up all the old people on their block saying, I'm really concerned about you. Are you getting air conditioning and some water? Yeah, nobody. Do you think they go, oh, honey, you know, it's Thanksgiving. Just let's pack our patience today. They're not doing any of that because we're all hypocrites. That's right. We don't practice what we preach. Sometimes. Sometimes.
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Speaker 2: You're listening to Tim Conway Jr. On Demand from KFI AM 640.
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Speaker 1: Joe, I thought about doing that and then I didn't know how to put that together. And so I didn't do it. But Neil Saavedra is with us. I know. I know. But he leaves a cooler on his front porch on hot days. Filled with ice and bottles of ice water?
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Bottles of water. Sometimes I'll put a variety of things. Sandwich? No, I don't put food in there because I don't want, you know, I thought about putting like, I don't know, protein bars or something.
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Speaker 4: Fruit?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, fruit in there. And you leave it for the mailman? I started for the postal guy, Charlie. He's a good guy and we have a hard route, hilly route. Okay. And so I would try and catch him. You know, if I saw him on the cameras or something coming up the way, I would try and get out there and say, hey, you need anything? And then I thought I would miss him sometimes. So I put it out. And then I thought, well, you've got other drivers. So I put a sign on it to let him know that whoever it is. And I was telling Tim that it's like what they call the black tax or the minority tax is people of color that come up, always give it a second look. And I know they're going, I don't want people to think I'm stealing. And it bums me out. Yeah. White guys go straight to it. They grab something. They give the thumbs up in the camera. That's great. And I want to pop on and just say, it's for you. Take it. And it breaks my heart. Just take it. It's for you. It's got your name on it. If you're delivering something to our house, it's for you.
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Speaker 2: Right.
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Speaker 1: And then if he takes two, you're like, hey, buddy, what's going on? I have a red button that locks the gates. Yeah, that was– I only see one of you.
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Speaker 6: No.
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Speaker 1: You know what I wanted to do on that level? I used to– when we were younger, I used to have a donut maker. You ever seen that? It's like that gag Christmas gift. That's not a gag. That's a donut maker. Yeah, but it's like $ 19, you know, as seen on TV, the donut maker. I wanted to put it in front of the house and make fresh donuts and tell the cops, hey, you know, if you ever want a donut, just to get the cops around the neighborhood more. I don't know that they can take food because I've thought of doing, getting the word out and setting up the backyard for first responders to be in the middle of the day if they want to come in. Oh, that's great. And do that. And someone said, I don't know that they can receive that. I think you're right, because my wife bakes for the fire department, and occasionally they take it, but I don't think they're supposed to.
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Speaker 3: Really?
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: I always thought fire department would be like, yeah, bring it. Yeah. I don't know if they are, but I always thought of like, wouldn't it be great to give them at Christmas? Uh, one of those, you know, frozen, like six or 10 frozen steaks and say, Hey, thanks fellas. You know? Yeah. That should be okay.
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Speaker 2: Right.
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Speaker 1: From my, your place. Oh, Wild Fork?
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Wild Fork. A couple of tomahawks? Wild Fork. I think I love you. You think they ever thought about buying that song for their commercials? I don't know. Wild Fork. I don't know. We actually love. You want to know what sucks? I was all excited because your birthday's coming up. That's right. And I have your Morongo party on my calendar for October.
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Speaker 6: Oh, good.
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Speaker 1: It's in November. I know. And guess what else is going to be on the same day? Your thanks grilling at Wild Fork.
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Speaker 4: Where?
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Speaker 1: Which one? We're going to be in Laguna de Gal. Oh, it's a hopping, skipping a joke.
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Speaker 2: No, I looked at it.
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Speaker 1: It's not. Yes, it is. I looked at it. How long? You're done at five? Yeah, I've done it five, and I looked Laguna Niguel to Morongo. No, it's not. 40 minutes. No. Angel, what is Laguna Niguel to Morongo? It's a 20-minute drive?
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Speaker 7: Oh, it's 25.
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Speaker 1: 25 with traffic?
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Speaker 7: Yeah, with traffic, it's 25 without 20. Okay.
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Speaker 1: I don't trust her. She sounds shit. I don't think she's listening to the show. She is. You know what she does? You know when she listens?
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Speaker 7: When does she listen?
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Speaker 1: When she's on with Ellen K. The rest of us, this is like, you know. You want to know a secret about? She's like, oh, Ellen. You want to know a secret about the lovely one, Angel Martinez? She does traffic for the Hawaiian station, the news station over there. Is it music or news?
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Speaker 7: I think they blast it on anything that'll play.
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Speaker 6: Okay.
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Speaker 1: So she does AM and FM radio in Hawaii. And if she comes across an accident or a fire, some kind of crash, high-speed pursuit, and she can't pronounce the name of the freeway or the street, it's like it never happened.
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Speaker 7: That's right. If I can't say it, I'm not reporting on it.
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Speaker 1: Isn't that great? It looks like a fatality on Hanukkah. It cleared. All gone. All gone.
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Speaker 7: It's all clear.
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Speaker 1: I want to play you something and get your opinion. And then in the 8 o'clock hour, we're going to talk to Angel Martinez. She has a big show going on this weekend. We'll talk about that. But let's talk about this execution that failed. They tried to kill this woman in Tennessee, and she straight-armed him. She gave him the Heisman Trophy and said, uh-uh, I ain't going there. It's a darn shame. She seems like a wonderful person. She's not.
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Speaker 3: Tonight, death row inmate Krista Pike alive, but in critical condition after Tennessee authorities failed to execute her following multiple lethal injections.
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Speaker 1: Wow. No, okay. When I was younger, I was of the mind that if you beat the execution, you go free. She's a mess right now, apparently. I know. She's like brain, a lot of brain damage. Well, they gave her a ton. A double, oh, you know what? It is, we had Dr. Jim Keeney on this morning to talk about it. And I asked him, I know you got that whole Hippocratic Oath. What's the best way to take someone out?
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Speaker 2: Oh, wow.
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Speaker 1: And he was telling me that it is a hundred, a hundred, a hundred times, I think, It's 100 times the dose they would give if they were doing it for medical reasons. And they gave it to her twice. Twice. I think he said 100 times.
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Speaker 6: Wow.
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Speaker 1: So that would be 200 times. Or it was something outrageous. Maybe it was 1,000 times. It was something outrageous. And he hypothesized that on the first one, they went probably through the vein of and went into her body rather than.
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Speaker 2: Right.
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Speaker 1: He goes, but if you're snoring, he goes, you're out. You're still out, even if you're snoring. You know what happened, though, is that those drugs were sitting on the shelf so long that they lost their potency.
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Speaker 2: No.
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Speaker 1: That's what they're reporting.
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Speaker 3: They were saying, yeah.
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Speaker 1: They don't look at it and make sure it's fresh? Nope.
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Speaker 4: That's all the stuff that she was bringing up and her attorneys were bringing up beforehand because they asked her, are you afraid to die? And she said, no, I'm not afraid to die. I'm afraid of this process of killing me. She said that like days before. How about that comment? I'm afraid that they're not going to kill me. Yeah, I'm afraid of how all this is going to go down.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the whole thing going over the edge the other day for Union Rescue. Oh, let's talk about that. It's not the fall. It's the stop, the sudden stop. That's right. Let's talk about how much you raised. I heard you guys did really well.
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Speaker 2: You're listening to Tim Conway Jr. On Demand from KFI AM 640.
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Speaker 1: Neil Savedra's with us. I asked Neil during the break if he's a Jamba Juice guy, and you said you get what I get. It's the Orange Dream Machine, which is like an Orange Julius. Yeah, it's the knockoff Orange Julius. I love it. As a kid, like in the 80s, going to the mall. Orange was the bomb and then you would go then you'd walk over to round table pizza and at the mall and it used to have they used to have a thick crust version and you can get just a slice for like 75 cents or a buck whatever it was and that those two things heaven yeah but i bet you did it like i did where you know you wanted to or you want orange julius but it was at 10 o'clock at night you couldn't get it and you wanted to recreate it at home I tried everything. Oh, yeah. I've tried it. Powdered sugar. I'll tell you what I've never done. This is because I have a hard line. I have never, ever gone, gotten an Orange Julius, not liked it, and then drove to another one. To scratch that itch.
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Speaker 2: Never.
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Speaker 1: That's why. On the same night I went to King Taco. I'm crazy. Yeah. I mean, I thought about that when I was listening to you talk about it. I'm like, what? Would I? It's a true story. I'm like you. I wouldn't say anything. I just buy it and go. Throw it away. I'm like you. Okay. What Neil's referencing, I went to the Burbank Jamba Juice, where I always go. I get an Orange Dream machine for me.
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Speaker 2: Large.
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Speaker 1: My wife, she gets a medium. And I'm bringing it home and it doesn't taste right. Either the orange juice is turned or they put guava instead of orange juice and something is wrong with it. And I'm like, I just can't bring this home to her. This is not going to go well. So I drove to North Hollywood to another Jamba that's open to 11 o'clock at night, got two more drinks, then brought those home and threw the other ones away. So, but this is KFI. This has been the Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app. The Earth's Live. Join us on KFI AM 640 weeknights 6 to 10 p.m. Monday through Friday. Ding dong with this app. The guy who knows how to make better Jamba Juice than anybody I've ever, ever had in my life. And his name is Adon. A-D-O-N. He works at the North Hollywood store and it's leaps and bounds above every other Jamba Juice I've ever been to in my life. I'm shaking thinking about it. What do you think it is? I don't know. I asked him. What's his magic? Because I went there two nights ago, and I got one. I was driving home, and I said, I've got to pull over and enjoy this. This is the best thing I've ever had in my life. And then I went again the following night, and he sort of remembered me. He goes, hey, is your name Convict? I'm like, well, close. Close. You got the C-O-N right.
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Speaker 6: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: I said, oh, it's not. And he said, I remember you were in here last night. I said, buddy, I said, I was going to call you last night. Remember those, you see those commercials where you're turning into your parents?
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: They're the greatest commercials. The insurance commercial.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: You know, a guy's driving in the car. He goes, hey, let's try to pass this turkey. Giving the Uber guy directions on how to drive. And then when he gets out, we'll see each other again, right? I'll see you around. Yeah, you'll see me around. So I wanted to call Jamba Juice last night to tell this guy, Adan, that he's made the best drink ever. And I'm turning into my parents. But I'm telling you, Neil... The Jamba Juice that he makes at the North Hollywood store is a billion light years better than other Jamba Juices. There's a difference. As we get older, less matters. But what matters, matters a lot. That's right. All the stuff we used to worry about, think about, they didn't mean anything. That's kid stuff. You get older... That Jamba Juice is what you're looking forward to all day. I drove around for 15 minutes to find parking. Now I want to know a Don.
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Speaker 4: Don, you know what you should have done is you should have kept the bad ones and given one of those to your wife first.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: Well, you know what I mean? And then pull the other one out afterwards.
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Speaker 1: You know what I was thinking about doing is keeping the bad ones. By the way, I did freeze the bad ones. Put them in the freezer while I was deciding what to do with them. What do you think about this? Yeah. And I was going to take them back to a Jamba Juice that I'd never go to up on Van Nuys Boulevard in Sylmar and go, hey, these things don't taste right. Did you brush your teeth before you went? Because that typically doesn't go well with orange juice. No, I never brush my teeth. But I'm telling you, that place, the Jamba Juice with the Orange Dream Machine is unreal. I got to have it now. It's the best. I don't even know that I could. It's open to 11 o'clock in North Hollywood. 11 o'clock. All right. Your kid's birthday is coming up. In November. The end of November. He's going to be 10.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: That's a big birthday. That's a big birthday. Double digits, man. So fast. I know, right? All I remember was holding him like a little football in my arm while I was doing stuff in the kitchen.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: I know you did the same thing. I took my daughter everywhere. I even brought her in here, you know, two or three nights a week, and she would just sit there doing her homework. Oh, I have photos of him in the studios, too. And, you know, at Thanksgiving events and stuff like that when he's tiny.
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Speaker 6: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: I have my daughter when she was two. I think she was two. And she's sitting in that chair, three. And she goes, can I get some mungy? You know, instead of money. Can I get some monkey? Because you want to take it out of the snack machine. Oh, yeah. Go to our convenience store. Can I get some cookies? Cookies? So that girl that sat in that chair in 2010 when I started turns 21 on Monday. Oh, that's. You did it. But I'm not good with it. No, you did. But you did it. I miss her being a child and all the stuff we did together, all the places we went.
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Speaker 3: Mine just turned a quarter century old in August.
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Speaker 1: Oh, my God. It probably drives you crazy. You miss the little girl and when she ran to the door when you got home. So you run to the door when you get home? Sometimes my wife and my boy will go, yay, when I go home. Oh, that's cool. They're just messing with– they're just being– But yes, he does. If he's not in the middle of a game, playing a game or something, he absolutely would come. And when he walks in, goes to the bathroom, washes his hand, comes sees his dad. If I'm in the shop, if I'm in my... You hug him every time you see him? I hug him and smooch him every time I see him. I do the same thing. Absolutely. And I was that way with my parents. I never went through that thing in high school where I didn't kiss my mom or I didn't kiss my dad. I like kissing them both at the same time. All right, Neil Saavedra. This is KFI. This has been the Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app. The year is live. Join us on KFI AM 640, weeknight, 6 to 10 p.m., Monday through Friday. Ding dong with this app.
