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My grandmother is suffering from dementia right now.
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She forgets who she is, wanders out of the house, and gets lost for hours.
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It's a problem.
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So what I did is I tied a bell around her neck.
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Sounds inhumane, sure, but problem solved.
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I mean that thing is really heavy.
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If you're not laughing right now, the problem is your imagination.
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Don't get mad at me because you don't know how big bells can get.
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So we gotta talk about these retarded helmets.
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What are they called?
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Careful with the hard R there, buddy.
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What are these gay helmets called?
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These big giant helmets.
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Are they called gay helmets?
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Would it be any better for you?
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That would actually make sense.
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But what are they called?
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Guardian caps.
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Okay.
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I can't stand these things.
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People can see you.
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We can see you.
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I'm seeing you.
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Do you know we can see you?
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Because we can see you right there.
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You're outside.
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You're in public.
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We're recording this.
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It's on television.
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Okay?
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It's saving brains, buddy.
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Okay.
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You don't have to play football.
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First of all, if you're so scared that you're going to get an OE, there's accountant jobs, there's salesman jobs, there's all kinds of other jobs you could have.
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Most of the people in the last hundred years have been able to do this without one of those stupid helmets.
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But they're they're uh their grades in college were not actual grades.
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They can't go get an accountant job, these guys.
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She well, okay.
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Be it the world needs ditch diggers too.
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I'm just saying, here's here's what I want to say.
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What does your dad think of that when he sees you on television?
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Let me answer that.
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You probably don't have one, so let me tell you what he would say.
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Let me tell you what your dad would say.
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You look ridiculous.
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Everyone can see you, take that stupid thing off, and act like a man.
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Right.
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After closing out a successful first season, the WNBA is considering several changes to improve the level of play in the league next year.
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Among the proposals, extending the playoffs, increasing salaries, bringing back the three-point line, and replacing all the female players with guys.
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The WNBA officials expanded to 10 teams this week, adding franchises in Detroit and Washington, D.C.
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But before you get too excited about the new additions to the league, remember, all of the players are still women.
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They stink at basketball, that's the problem.
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You know, good game, but they're all horrible that it makes for a kind of a boring game.
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The next time I watch a WNBA game will be the first time I watch a WNBA game.
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Hey WNBA, I got an idea that'll sell some tickets, shirts, and skins.
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Alright, guys, we're doing it.
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We're doing this podcast.
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Off to a hot start.
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I think so.
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I think so.
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So you may have heard three voices if you're listening.
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There's three of us.
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We'll do some introductions right now.
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We'll talk a little bit about the show.
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Three Man Rush is the name of our show.
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Hey, that's a football pun.
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Oh, hey.
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Right.
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So my name is Josh.
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I'm gonna introduce Daniel to my right.
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Daniel is a millennial.
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He's a married father.
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He has a six-year-old, seven-year-old.
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Five.
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Five, okay.
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Um he's an Eagles fan who lived in San Diego his whole life.
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Go figure.
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And recently moved to East Texas.
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And I have known him literally his entire life.
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He's a great guy, and we agree on some things and disagree on a handful of things which you will hear about.
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Yeah, mostly I just want everybody to be okay though.
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That's we we just I don't want you to have your hurt feelings.
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That's what you will see.
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We definitely disagree on.
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Yeah, but definitely.
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That is Daniel.
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That's it.
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So how did I do?
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Was that pretty accurate?
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Yeah, it's pretty accurate.
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I kind of hurt my feelings, though.
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Your feelings?
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Why are you hurt?
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I don't know.
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Just feel s I feel hurt.
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Okay.
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Well, we'll find out who that voice is.
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That's Tyler.
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So Tyler's the second man of the three-man rush.
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So Tyler is a 49ers fan.
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He's got two daughters.
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Do they like football?
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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That's pretty good.
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That was one of the joys I had when I had a son, I was like, I can pass along football lineage.
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I don't know how the girls do with that.
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They like they're into it?
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They're into it for a little bit different reasons than you think.
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One one is a Mahomie and one is a Burrow fan.
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Oh, they just like the cute guys.
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Well, they actually were both concerned about them when they hurt their knee.
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Oh.
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And they wanted to keep up with them, and it turns out they're pretty good.
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Hey.
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A little bit.
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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Just as long as it's not all okay.
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Just because they're girls, you can still be a little bit mean about who they root for.
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Like if Braden wants to become a uh Cowboys fan, we're just not going to talk on Sundays anymore.
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It just won't happen.
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We can be friends.
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Me and Josh can be friends on Sundays.
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But that will not be allowed in my house.
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No, I told him they can absolutely root for anybody they wanted to root for.
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It's a very uh it's a very nice liberal view you have.
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Yeah.
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That sounds like something daddy would say, but he just said it's not okay.
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See, yeah.
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See, maybe we're all a little more complex.
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Yeah, maybe.
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Well, but that's Tyler, and he's gonna be uh one of the other voices we hear.
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Who who's the other guy?
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This other guy to my left here.
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This is this is Josh.
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Josh is an interesting fellow.
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See, Josh, he's from California, but he's a Cowboys fan.
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He doesn't want people to know that he's from California.
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He's gonna know.
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People are gonna know he's from California.
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He is a Cowboys fan.
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He's living in Texas, and I think he moved to Texas to be closer to Cowboys Stadium because I I think he he has a little bit of a uh like superstition that he's a luck charm.
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And if he's close enough, then the 30-year drought will come to an end.
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That's kind of lib of you, uh Josh.
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You you identified as a Texan for all this time, though you were a Californian.
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It's interesting.
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If that is the case, it is going horribly so far.
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Well, I I had miscalculated.
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That's a good thing you're a patient man.
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When was the last time they were there?
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So we can do the math.
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Uh as the title of your fantasy football team says, 1995 was 31 years ago.
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Right, right, right, right.
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Yeah.
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So all right, so we need to explain this.
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I'm from California, as you said, I'm a Cowboys fan.
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You're from California and an Eagles fan.
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Daniel's from California, Eagles fan.
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Tyler is from Louisiana and now in Texas, and a Niners fan.
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So I'll explain myself first.
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I was born in Dallas.
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All my family is from Texas.
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You were born this way.
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It is it has been ingrained in me to root for the Cowboys.
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You know, when we moved to Texas, I was three years old, so I don't really remember living in Texas.
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And my dad wasn't a big baseball fan, so we were Padres fans.
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So because they were the team.
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But now that I moved to Texas, I still keep track of the Padres, but it's not like ingrained in me.
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If I moved to Chicago, I'd root for the Cubs.
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If I moved to Boston, I'd root for the Red Sox.
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Cowboys was ingrained in me.
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It is part of my DNA.
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I would have to go to a 12-step program to not root for the Cowboys.
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I can't, it is part of every fiber of my being to root for the Cowboys.
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You almost gave it up with Leon Lett, didn't you?
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You were close.
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Leon Lett?
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Did you touch that fumble when you felt physically sick?
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Yes.
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Yes.
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Why are you reminding me of one of the most dramatic moments of my life, Daniel?
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Yes.
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But that's why I'm a Cowboys fan.
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Daniel, why are you an Eagles fan?
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Mine's not so romantic.
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I had a family that had a some on-again, off-again relationship with football, so I just didn't develop really like a passion for the Chargers.
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And then I decided this football thing seems kind of cool when I was like nine years old.
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And then back then, back in the olden times, back in the 1900s, we could only watch the games that were on the main broadcasters, CBS Fox and ABC for Monday Night Football back then.
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So you were only going to get three, three, maybe what, four, no, four or five games a week.
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Well, you sometimes you'd have two morning games or two afternoon games.
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So it was four games on Sunday, is what you'd see.
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Right.
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So what would happen is, of course, they're picking the best games.
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Well, that was right when the Eagles were on the cusp of starting four consecutive NFC championship games.
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So Eagles just got a lot of primetime games.
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So I'm a little kid and watching that.
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Go to the store, see Madden 2001 with Eddie George on the cover.
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It was the first Madden I ever bought.
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And so you pop that in your game cube back in the day, and you decide, well, what team?
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The first thing it asks on the menu, who do you want to play as?
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I'm like, well, I just watched the Eagles play.
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They seem pretty cool.
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Pick the Eagles, learned every player to the third string quarterback, to the fifth string tackle, to James Thrash, my favorite mediocre wide receiver.
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Every boy finds a mediocre wide receiver on their favorite team who they love for the rest of their life.
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James Thrash is Mike.
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That reminds me of their two receivers, Thrash and Pinkston, were known as Thrash and Stingston.
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100%.
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Yeah.
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But when you're a little 10-year-old boy.
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Yeah, exactly.
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1993, buddy.
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95.
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Oh, that's right.
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93 was when you almost gave it up.
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That's right.
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Anyways, so basically I just learned the team from there, and then as I got older and just kept loving them, and you go through life experiences that harden and scar you, I really began to identify with the ethos of the Philadelphia Eagles, and especially their fans, who boo Santa children, throw snowballs at them.
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It's just a fun way to watch football.
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It's like goes a little rebellious part of my everybody's gonna be okay personality to be an Eagles fan.
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I would like to go watch a game in Philly and and possibly wear a Philly uniform just to feel like I'm I'm part of this family that I can't get beat up today.
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Like 80,000 people got my back.
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Well, Daniel has actually kind of done the opposite of that, a version of that, but the opposite way, showing bravery, taking his Eagles jersey into ATT Stadium for a Cowboys game, into Oakland for a Raiders game.
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And to Highmark Stadium.
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I went to the last the second to last game in the Bills Stadium also up in New York last year.
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But I feel like Oakland would be the scariest.
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Was that versus the Eagles, though?
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Yeah.
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I got to convince I got to convince my friends to go to uh an away game just for the heck of it, and then happened to mention it might be an Eagles game.
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Well, I didn't even know that.
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I actually bought your scam that it was just you guys wanted to go to a Bills game.
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We we normally do the let's travel somewhere to go to a game.
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You went to the one in Chicago.
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We just went to a random NFL game, it was actually really fun, very pleasant experience.
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It was awesome.
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But yeah, I like traveling.
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Nobody uh I haven't been beaten up yet.
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No assault has been even in Oakland.
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Even in Oakland.
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That was a fun game, though.
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That old Coliseum.
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We were there when Nick Foles uh set the record for touchdowns.
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Seven touchdowns, right?
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That was fun.
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Touchdowns one and two were not bad.
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Did you wear in a Foles jersey, though?
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No, I was wearing a Vic jersey.
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Do you own a Foles jersey?
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No, I don't.
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It's not in my collection yet.
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Well, he won your Super Bowl.
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Yeah, sure.
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You don't have a Foles Membrabilia?
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No.
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They have a statue of him.
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They do.
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You know what?
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Well, you can buy me one.
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That'd be nice.
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But no, that was actually a really fun game because we uh first three touchdowns, everybody was okay.
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Fourth touchdown, they started getting a little angry.
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They've been drinking a lot.
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And then we actually had a buddy who was there on his company's dime, who was at a suite.
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So we just texted him and said, Hey, things are the game is going great, but things are getting a little rough here.
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You mind if we come join you?
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And he's like, the game was going great for an Eagles fan.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Going good for the Oakland fan.
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I don't know.
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And he said, Yeah, come on over.
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You know, half the people didn't even show up, so come on over.
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So we started making our way down there while we're on our way through the concourse, falls through two more touchdowns while we were walking around the stadium.
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But it was it was then that I realized how much I I now miss the Oakland Coliseum because while we're walking through here and you know, thinking about our safety a little bit, I realized there's chain link around the entire concourse of the Coliseum.
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I'm like, that's interesting.
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Why do you have chain link all the way in the concourse though?
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So where the concourse meets the like you know how it's like a bowl and you can walk around uh the hallways.
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So right where the concourse meets the walls of concrete, there's chain link.
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So you could close so you couldn't get out of the stands.
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Correct.
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And then if you go inside the hallways, in between sections, there's more chain link and a gate that opens up that they have to open.
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No, are they already open?
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They're open so we can all walk around.
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Yeah.
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But as I'm getting through here and realizing we're in the black hole in Oakland, I realize, oh, this is so that they can protect the city from the raider fans.
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If a riot is to happen, all we have to do is just close a bunch of gates and they're all trapped in chain link.
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It becomes like a prison.
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Yeah, keep the inmates in.
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Is that the only stadium that that exists in?
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You think?
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I mean, Qualcomm was pretty ancient and it had it was just nice, open, airy, breezy, chill California.
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Come on.
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Yeah.
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We only needed we only had problems when the Raiders came.
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We should Google how how many times did they actually have to use that in Oakland?
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I bet there's a couple, actually.
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I bet there's a couple times they had to shut that thing down.
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That's crazy.
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All right.
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Well, I do think you have sufficiently explained why you are an Eagles fan from California.
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Now we need to hear from Tyler why from Louisiana and Texas is he a 49ers fan?
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Yeah, and not and not a cowboy or Saints fan.
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Yeah.
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Why?
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Well, the the Saints is easy.
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They sucked.
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I mean, even people from New Orleans and Baton Rouge were attending games with bags on their face.
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If you did go to the game, you did like them.
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You didn't say the eights, right?
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They were the eights, for sure.
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Um, but they had a good kicker back in the club foot.
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Yeah.
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They had they had that one, and then there was the uh Anderson.
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Oh yeah, Morton Anderson.
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Morton Anderson, yeah, that guy was and they had John Carney after he left the Chargers.
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He was another all-time nice.
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Well, that's all they had.
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Yeah, we're talking about kickers, so that's a good contact.
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Okay.
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So um, yeah, Niners fan.
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So maybe my dad was a a bandwagon guy.
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I don't know.
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I wasn't alive before he was a big fan of any team.
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Um, but as a kid growing up, born in '83, what team was the team?
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So he was already watching, I guess, as he watched football, as Montana's coming into the league or whatever, you know, starts watching.
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I've never asked him.
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And he's dead, so I can't ask him now.
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But um cool story about it, because as a kid, I'm just I'm watching football, and I was into it just like you mentioned earlier about knowing all the players, right?
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Like the 80s roster, I could go through it backwards and forwards and probably still could.
00:16:30.720 --> 00:16:44.159
So back even before like before Daniel's good old days, like back when we were actual kids, you had book fairs and stuff at school.
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Do you remember this?
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I do remember the book fairs.
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I had book fairs.
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I'm old too.
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No, I had book fairs, the scholastic book fair.
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I was born in 1990.
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I was around way before cell phones and iPads.
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Come on.
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All right.
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So anyway, on one of these uh one of these book fairs, I bought a uh a book and it had like famous people's addresses.
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Creepy.
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Right up my alley.
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Wait, okay, we'll talk about that later.
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Go ahead.
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So in there, uh there were two addresses that I uh it was alphabetical.
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I went straight to Montana and straight to Rice.
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So I got, are they in here?
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They were in there.
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What?
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I was like, so as an adult, I know now that these addresses were just simply fan mail, right?
00:17:28.240 --> 00:17:28.480
Yeah.
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Um had to be.
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Okay, got it.
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Okay, so anyway, as at your a kid has an imagination.
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Nobody's gonna tell you don't do something.
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You kid as a kid, you're like, I'm gonna meet them.
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Well, I had a uh I had an awesome football that I uh we we played with in the streets every day.
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So I was like, I'm gonna get Joe Montana to sign this football.
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It had a Joe Montana printed autograph on it.
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So I was like, all right, I'm gonna I'm gonna send this to Joe Montana and I'm gonna get a real autograph on it.
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So I did.
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It was about two years later we had already moved a different house.
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I got that football back.
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The laces were like frayed out, the ball was deflated, and there was two Joe Montana signatures on the ball.
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That's awesome.
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For real?
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Yeah, I still have the ball.
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It's very, very faded now.
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But that's um that's uh one of the few pieces of Niner memorabilia that my dad actually never got rid of.
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We had an autograph Steve Youngball from the 90 uh 95 Super Bowl when they beat the Chargers.
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We had, I mean, a bunch of stuff.
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He was on the news three times for being three times for being a Niners fan in the middle of Shreeport, Louisiana, which it's either Saints or it's the Cowboys.
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And he sent that uh news clips to the owner at the time, it was Edward D Bartolo.
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Oh, yeah.
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He sent that to Eddie Debartolo, and one day he gets a phone call at work from Niners Home Office.
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Wow.
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They sent him tickets to the Niners Cowboys game just because he was such a big Niners fan in Cowboy Country, and the owner wanted to say thank you and gave him sent him a letter.
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That started a correspondence that went on for about six to seven years.
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Him writing and getting letters, and so I fell in love with the club.
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That makes sense.
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That is the best story of the three of us.
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Yeah.
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You saw him on TV a lot.
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I was born in Dallas, that was kind of the expeditive ours.
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That was awesome.
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Okay.
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Well, that's us.
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We did our introductions.
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Now let's talk about the show.
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Right?
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Right.
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What what can we expect?
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This is called Three Man Rush.
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Hey.
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So we're three guys from East Texas now.
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Um, Daniel and I, you may have heard us before.
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Dozens of you listened to our UNFL podcast.
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And so we've done, I don't know, how many episodes have we done?
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A hundred?
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I think we ended with 152.
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152 episodes.
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So you if you're on FL fans, you must like us.
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So you're probably listening because we're great.
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I love that name, by the way.
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Yeah?
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That was a great name.
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That's another to our uh departed Gary, who's always welcome back on the show.
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Gary, just so you know, if you're listening, the the show is called Three Man Rush, and we can easily change it to Four Man Rush if you want to move to East Texas, buddy.
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You have to move though.
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We're not zooming in.
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No, we're not doing that.
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And you gotta get out of California because we're not doing that.
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So, what we're gonna do, we're we're not NFL experts.
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We're just guys.
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We're not?
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Well from our couch.
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Actually, we're probably as much of experts as people that do podcasts.
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I watched a couple games in this week, and I was thinking it's a shame that I know more than these coaches because that was terrible clock management.
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That is true.
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I think they need to play more men.
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All of us could do better clock management than like 95% of coaches.
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I feel like that shouldn't be so hard.
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If that's so hard, just employ me and I'll do that part for you.
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Anyway, we're just gonna talk about football, what's going on.
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We're not gonna analyze each game each week.
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We're gonna do the show about once every three weeks, and we'll just talk about kind of what's going on uh in the NFL, what's going on with each of our teams.
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So we are gonna have a Cowboys, Eagles, 49ers update each time, talk about how we feel about our teams.
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That's gonna be interesting today.
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We'll talk about that later today, and then we'll talk about other stuff.
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So if you listen to the NFL, we would talk about movies, music, we had other stuff, so we'll have other segments to try to be fun.
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It's just three guys talking, hanging out, talking about football and talking about some other stuff.
00:22:32.079 --> 00:22:33.920
Okay, so it's time to actually talk football.
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We're three weeks in, so it's a little different than we've done before.
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Yeah.
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Back when we were crazy, me and Josh, for the love of the game, did it every week for you dozens of listeners.
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That's how dedicated we are to our dozens of fans.
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Now we've decided it's better to just do every three weeks, like Josh said, and that'll give us a little bit of a you know better idea of where everybody is over a course of time, which nowadays first three weeks are preseason anyways.
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And it'll be more like I think we're just having fun talking about football instead of analyzing each game.
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But since we did miss our preseason episode, we're gonna right now do predictions.
00:23:09.839 --> 00:23:10.240
Yes.
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So what are we gonna do, Daniel?
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You're gonna start.
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Okay, so we're gonna do division winners, wild card, and then the championship games for each conference, and then a Super Bowl matchup and winner, correct?
00:23:21.039 --> 00:23:21.359
Perfect.
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And regular season MVP.
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Oh, that's right.
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Okay.
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So I'll go ahead and start.
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So for division winners, if we go the AFC West, I think, see this this is biased because I would have said the Chargers are gonna win the AFC West.
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You've got to go with what you would have said, Bill.
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So I would have said the Chargers.
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Okay.
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So that'll be my wonderful.
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I'm gonna be honest.
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And one of them is gonna look stupid, but that's I gotta be honest.
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So Chargers and then the Chiefs were gonna be the wild card for me.
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So I'll just take them as one of my wild cards right now.
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Okay for the AFC South, that terrible division.
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I actually think the Colts were and still are gonna win it.
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I have not been on the Texans, not been on the Texans at all.
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Everybody's talking about, oh, just a Super Bowl if uh CJ Shroud can be middling at best.
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No.
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The Texans are fraudulent.
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The great defense.
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Fraudulent.
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Fraudulent.
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Fraudulent Super Bowl picks by all the experts.
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I'm not saying that the team is garbage.
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The love they're getting that this is a Super Bowl roster.
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They didn't even sniff it last year.
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But you're picking the Colts, not the Jacksonville Jaguars.
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I don't hate the pick.
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The Jaguars have a tendency to suck eventually.
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Right.
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Okay.
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So the Colts, I just felt like they were a little better, and I thought Daniel Jones.
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I love Shane Steichen too.
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That's just the main talk.
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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But I did think, however, the Jaguars were going to be another wild card.
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Okay.
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So I do think they actually will make it to the playoffs, but I don't think that they're I just don't believe in Trevor Lawrence.
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I mean, they they ended the season last year on fire, but I don't think that means much.
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We've seen the Jags have a great one-off season and then suck.
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Okay.
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Uh then we're going to go the AFC North.
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Okay.
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The North is a little harder for me.
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It's a hard division.
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It is.
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I think it's the one of the hardest divisions in the f in NFL.
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I agree.
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Every year, as will come to be a theme, I root for the Steelers to go exactly eight and eight, which then became eight and nine or nine and eight.
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I don't care.
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You can take another one.
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Didn't they actually do a eight and one?
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They did.
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Or have the one the most mediocre.
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It's the best because a team you truly hate, you don't want them to suck.
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They can get better then.
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You and the fans aren't as fun either then, because they just have given up on the season.
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When you're four and ten, you're out, you're done.
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You want the glimmer of hope that is then extinguished slowly.
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Why do you hate the Steelers?
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Because you're an Eagles fan.
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That's NFC.
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Then you go to Chargers, which is not in that division.
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It's a mix of the state being owned by the Eagles.
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Yeah.
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And then uh just personal hatred of certain people.
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And you've hated them for it's not like you just now hate Aaron Rodgers and Mike McCarthy.
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No, no.
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You've hated them when there was Tomlin, when it was Rothesberger, you hated them.
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Long time, long time.
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Hate the Steelers.
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So I want them to be exactly mediocre for forever.
00:26:05.839 --> 00:26:14.160
So Which is we're going to talk about Daniel, you're the that's okay guy, but that is pure like that is you hate it so much for fairly.
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And you're right.
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You're right about it.
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Because 8 8, as a Cowboys fan who had Mr.
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8 8 as our head coach for like a decade, it was worse.
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Which coach?
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Which decade?
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Mr.
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8 8 was the ginger himself.
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Jason Garrett.
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Jason Garrett, which and he had three straight eight and eight seasons and did it all the time.
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So it was like every year we were, there was at least two, if not all three of those years.
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We were eight and seven playing the last game of the season for win, you win the division, lose, you go home.
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So you keep us enticed the entire season and then crush our hopes.
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Daniel is totally right about that.
00:26:56.480 --> 00:26:56.880
So much worse.
00:26:57.039 --> 00:26:57.599
So it is.
00:26:57.759 --> 00:26:59.039
I hope for that for Pittsburgh.
00:26:59.200 --> 00:27:00.640
I think the Ravens will win that division.
00:27:00.720 --> 00:27:02.160
Lamar Jackson's great.
00:27:02.480 --> 00:27:04.240
That team, I think, is only going to get better.
00:27:04.400 --> 00:27:07.039
I thought that before the season, now starting the season, they look good too.
00:27:07.200 --> 00:27:07.359
Okay.
00:27:07.440 --> 00:27:08.880
So we're going to go the AFC.
00:27:08.960 --> 00:27:09.759
What am I missing now?
00:27:10.319 --> 00:27:10.640
The East.
00:27:10.799 --> 00:27:12.960
So you have no wild cards coming out of it.
00:27:13.039 --> 00:27:13.759
You have just the Ravens going?
00:27:14.079 --> 00:27:14.559
Just the Ravens.
00:27:14.799 --> 00:27:17.440
So we have the East where you're going to have a division winner and a wild card.
00:27:17.599 --> 00:27:17.839
Yeah.
00:27:17.920 --> 00:27:21.279
So the East, I would have picked the Patriots.
00:27:21.519 --> 00:27:22.240
I hope they don't.
00:27:23.440 --> 00:27:28.960
I'm going to be so happy if they lose, but I'm going to uh pick the Patriots and then the Bills to be the wild card.
00:27:29.200 --> 00:27:29.359
Okay.
00:27:29.440 --> 00:27:30.960
So there's your seven from the AFC.
00:27:31.119 --> 00:27:31.759
Yeah.
00:27:32.400 --> 00:27:33.920
And then uh NFC.
00:27:34.160 --> 00:27:37.599
So if we're going to go the north, I think the Bears are going to win.
00:27:37.759 --> 00:27:41.039
I still think the Bears can win even with Caleb Williams being hurt, but we'll get into that.
00:27:41.279 --> 00:27:42.160
We'll be back in a week or two.
00:27:42.240 --> 00:27:42.559
Oh yeah.
00:27:42.720 --> 00:27:43.599
You wouldn't have thought it.
00:27:43.839 --> 00:27:46.079
Yeah, by the reaction that it was the end of the world.
00:27:46.799 --> 00:27:48.480
He's got to sit out a couple manicures.
00:27:48.799 --> 00:27:51.359
I thought his leg was going to fall off based on the way he was rolling around.
00:27:51.839 --> 00:27:53.680
Anyways, so I think the Bears will win.
00:27:53.839 --> 00:27:55.839
I would have picked the Packers as a wild card.
00:27:55.920 --> 00:27:59.359
I still kind of think they can write the shit, but I would have picked them.
00:27:59.440 --> 00:28:04.960
I think LaFeur's a good coach and love is fine, but they do look like they suck.
00:28:05.039 --> 00:28:06.240
But anyways, would have picked them.
00:28:06.319 --> 00:28:07.039
So they're going to go in.
00:28:07.200 --> 00:28:09.200
Okay, so you would have left the Lions out.
00:28:09.519 --> 00:28:17.440
Yeah, I think the Lions are in a are in a little bit of a we regret who we chose to keep as our coach.
00:28:17.599 --> 00:28:22.160
I think if you could have them go back now, they wish they kept Ben Johnson and let Dan Campbell go.
00:28:22.240 --> 00:28:23.680
Not because Dan Campbell's a bad coach.
00:28:23.759 --> 00:28:24.480
He's great.
00:28:24.559 --> 00:28:27.519
He's the whole ethos of the team he's brought up.
00:28:27.759 --> 00:28:31.119
But a raw, raw guy, eventually.
00:28:31.359 --> 00:28:33.759
Wouldn't you think Dan Campbell is a defensive-minded coach?
00:28:34.000 --> 00:28:34.319
Of course.
00:28:34.480 --> 00:28:35.279
No, he's an offensive guy.
00:28:35.680 --> 00:28:36.240
Because he was a tight end.
00:28:36.640 --> 00:28:36.799
Exactly.
00:28:37.200 --> 00:28:37.759
So this is my point.
00:28:37.839 --> 00:28:38.799
Like, what does he do?
00:28:39.039 --> 00:28:40.480
He's motivation, that's it.
00:28:40.640 --> 00:28:46.960
And those kinds of guys, I feel like eventually the message stales because it's a message, it's not a scheme.
00:28:47.200 --> 00:28:48.000
But we love him, Danny.
00:28:48.480 --> 00:28:48.799
I love the guy.
00:28:49.359 --> 00:28:49.759
No, no, no.
00:28:49.920 --> 00:28:50.400
I love the guy.
00:28:50.480 --> 00:28:50.880
I love the guy.
00:28:50.960 --> 00:28:52.559
I'll never root against Dan Campbell.
00:28:52.960 --> 00:28:55.039
There's also the reality of football.
00:28:55.279 --> 00:28:55.440
Okay.
00:28:55.599 --> 00:28:58.000
So I have the Lions not making it.
00:28:58.160 --> 00:29:01.119
Uh then we're going to go to the NFC South.
00:29:01.279 --> 00:29:04.559
That putrid hellscape of a division.
00:29:05.119 --> 00:29:05.279
Yeah.
00:29:05.440 --> 00:29:06.480
I would have picked the Saints.
00:29:06.720 --> 00:29:07.839
Gotta pick somebody.
00:29:08.079 --> 00:29:09.200
I like Shuck.
00:29:10.240 --> 00:29:15.279
So if we're going to go with the Saints, there's no way that anyone else is coming out of that division.
00:29:15.599 --> 00:29:22.079
The Panthers look frisky, but I think the Saints are actually a weird middling good team.
00:29:22.400 --> 00:29:25.440
I mean, they were all eight and nine and the Saints were seven and ten last year.
00:29:25.680 --> 00:29:27.039
So it's like they were all the same team.
00:29:27.279 --> 00:29:28.079
So all right.
00:29:28.319 --> 00:29:31.200
Then out of the West, now we're getting all the playoff teams.
00:29:31.519 --> 00:29:34.400
Because I actually think that three playoff teams are coming from the West.
00:29:35.519 --> 00:29:42.079
I actually think that the Rams I would have picked to win it because they have a super team, as much as you can get in one.
00:29:42.240 --> 00:29:44.559
But as all super teams eventually do, they're imploding.
00:29:45.839 --> 00:29:46.319
The dream team.
00:29:46.480 --> 00:29:47.759
They know very well, the dream team.
00:29:47.920 --> 00:29:48.720
Thanks, Vince Young.
00:29:48.880 --> 00:29:49.440
Appreciate that.
00:29:49.599 --> 00:29:51.200
Your wonderful contributions to that.
00:29:51.599 --> 00:29:52.559
He's lucid year.
00:29:52.880 --> 00:29:53.759
He's listening in right now.
00:29:54.079 --> 00:29:55.200
If you are, Vince.
00:29:55.519 --> 00:29:56.880
Since he's unemployed, he probably is.
00:29:57.039 --> 00:29:58.559
Yeah, he's got nothing better to do.
00:29:58.799 --> 00:30:02.079
Anyway, so I think we're going to go with the Rams would have won the division.
00:30:02.240 --> 00:30:02.799
They still might.
00:30:02.880 --> 00:30:06.160
Then I think the Seahawks, defending champions, and just look good.
00:30:06.319 --> 00:30:07.759
I mean, they're coming off a loss this week.
00:30:07.920 --> 00:30:08.640
That's a good team.
00:30:08.720 --> 00:30:09.839
I love that coach.
00:30:10.079 --> 00:30:11.119
He is great.
00:30:11.279 --> 00:30:12.319
Love listening to him.
00:30:12.640 --> 00:30:13.279
He is a good coach.
00:30:13.359 --> 00:30:13.440
Yeah.
00:30:13.680 --> 00:30:14.799
Do I have the defense just?
00:30:15.119 --> 00:30:16.160
And that's coming from a Niners fan.
00:30:16.319 --> 00:30:16.640
That's right.
00:30:16.720 --> 00:30:19.119
And then I have your Niners also in the playoffs.
00:30:19.279 --> 00:30:26.480
They'll probably have seven players with an ACL left, but they'll somehow make the playoffs because Kyle Shanahan is that good.
00:30:26.880 --> 00:30:27.200
Genius.
00:30:27.359 --> 00:30:27.440
Yeah.
00:30:27.680 --> 00:30:31.599
So that leaves the East with apparently one wild.
00:30:32.000 --> 00:30:32.799
Only one is coming out of here.
00:30:32.960 --> 00:30:33.279
No, no, no.
00:30:33.359 --> 00:30:35.920
You'd only pick the Packers.
00:30:36.079 --> 00:30:36.640
Yeah, and the Packers.
00:30:36.880 --> 00:30:38.880
Okay, so just one is coming out of this one.
00:30:39.279 --> 00:30:41.039
One coming out of the East and it's the Eagles.
00:30:41.680 --> 00:30:42.240
It's the Eagles.
00:30:42.319 --> 00:30:42.480
Yeah.
00:30:43.279 --> 00:30:44.400
Who are we going to go for?
00:30:44.640 --> 00:30:46.720
Jackson Dart before blowing the ACL?
00:30:46.799 --> 00:30:47.119
No way.
00:30:47.200 --> 00:30:48.960
Now after the no ACL, no Eagles.
00:30:52.559 --> 00:30:53.119
Nine.
00:30:53.279 --> 00:30:54.400
So I didn't hear that.
00:30:54.559 --> 00:30:55.519
Yeah, he got traded for a fifth.
00:30:56.640 --> 00:30:56.799
Okay.
00:30:56.960 --> 00:30:57.440
Yeah, yeah.
00:30:57.599 --> 00:30:59.200
So then I think they're going to suck.
00:30:59.279 --> 00:31:01.839
The Redskins suck Redskins.
00:31:02.319 --> 00:31:02.960
Not Commanders.
00:31:04.000 --> 00:31:04.720
We say Redskins.
00:31:04.960 --> 00:31:06.240
You heard us say gay and retarded.
00:31:06.319 --> 00:31:07.200
We also say Redskins.
00:31:07.839 --> 00:31:10.079
Yeah, we don't acknowledge the commanders.
00:31:10.799 --> 00:31:12.720
You didn't call the Redskins gay and retarded.
00:31:13.119 --> 00:31:16.160
Well, I would do that, but this is just how we roll here.
00:31:16.400 --> 00:31:16.559
Yeah.
00:31:16.720 --> 00:31:18.640
So the Redskins also are not good.
00:31:18.720 --> 00:31:20.880
And then Jaden Daniels got hurt, so what are they going to do?
00:31:20.960 --> 00:31:24.160
It really is, as usual, the last couple of years, Cowboys and Eagles.
00:31:24.480 --> 00:31:27.119
Cowboys, I think, are going to score 30 points a game.
00:31:27.440 --> 00:31:29.839
And give up 35 points a game.
00:31:30.160 --> 00:31:30.480
Check.
00:31:30.799 --> 00:31:32.559
So that's going to be a problem for you guys.
00:31:32.720 --> 00:31:35.440
I also think the whole division's overrated.
00:31:35.519 --> 00:31:39.279
So I think the Eagles were never going like 12 and 5 or anything.
00:31:39.359 --> 00:31:43.119
I think it's actually going to be a bloodbath year where there's a lot of losses to each other.
00:31:43.200 --> 00:31:45.119
There's bad losses for each team.
00:31:45.279 --> 00:31:51.920
I think the Eagles are coming in somewhere like 10 and 7 with a lot hanging in the balance towards the end.
00:31:52.160 --> 00:31:54.079
Even though this is an even year.
00:31:54.400 --> 00:31:55.039
Yeah.
00:31:55.440 --> 00:31:59.359
It doesn't, it still didn't feel great coming into it.
00:31:59.519 --> 00:32:01.119
There's a lot of bad juju around.
00:32:01.359 --> 00:32:01.759
Alright.
00:32:01.920 --> 00:32:03.519
So there's your 14 playoff teams.
00:32:03.599 --> 00:32:04.559
Give me your final four.
00:32:04.720 --> 00:32:08.880
So final four, I think, by the way, the Eagles are getting bounced early.
00:32:09.119 --> 00:32:11.519
This is another wild card game and out year.
00:32:11.599 --> 00:32:11.680
Oh.
00:32:11.920 --> 00:32:13.440
That's uh that's where I even lose.
00:32:13.680 --> 00:32:16.240
Maybe lose at home or win at home and lose the next round.
00:32:16.400 --> 00:32:17.119
Yeah, something like that.
00:32:17.279 --> 00:32:18.880
So they're not making it to the final four.
00:32:18.960 --> 00:32:23.680
So the final four, I think in the AFC we're running back just another classic.
00:32:23.839 --> 00:32:29.440
I think we can have uh the Ravens versus the Bills, I think is going to be our championship.
00:32:29.519 --> 00:32:32.400
And what's cool is that'll be the first for one of those QBs.
00:32:32.559 --> 00:32:37.920
I think one of those QBs will be to make it to the one of them will slay the dragon by slaying each other.
00:32:38.240 --> 00:32:39.039
That would be awesome, though.
00:32:39.200 --> 00:32:39.279
Yeah.
00:32:39.440 --> 00:32:41.759
So some of them will be able to slay Mahomes.
00:32:41.839 --> 00:32:44.319
One of them will get to do it, but they'll have to.
00:32:44.480 --> 00:32:48.000
Um and then I think the Bills actually come out of that to go to the Super Bowl.
00:32:48.160 --> 00:32:49.680
So, you know, chalk pick.
00:32:49.759 --> 00:32:50.720
So many people love the Bills.
00:32:50.960 --> 00:32:53.359
But I think Josh Allen is finally better.
00:32:53.440 --> 00:32:56.960
He'll do less retarded things to lose a retarded game.
00:32:57.119 --> 00:32:58.400
They have that new stadium.
00:32:58.559 --> 00:33:00.000
The Bill fans deserve it.
00:33:00.160 --> 00:33:01.599
They go to the they go to the Super Bowl.
00:33:01.759 --> 00:33:02.480
All right, NFC.
00:33:02.720 --> 00:33:07.920
NFC, I think you've got the Rams, they're unkillable.
00:33:08.079 --> 00:33:09.839
How do you eventually they have to win, right?
00:33:10.000 --> 00:33:11.200
They're going all in for one more.
00:33:11.519 --> 00:33:12.319
Yeah, so we'll see.
00:33:12.400 --> 00:33:15.839
But I would I think the Rams are gonna be in the championship game again.
00:33:16.079 --> 00:33:17.920
Who they're gonna play is the hard one for me.
00:33:18.079 --> 00:33:20.880
Again, the Eagles are not gonna make it, so where are we going?
00:33:20.960 --> 00:33:21.920
We're not going the South.
00:33:22.240 --> 00:33:24.960
Chicago or another NFC West team.
00:33:25.119 --> 00:33:32.880
No, I think it's either gonna be Chicago, and then I was thinking about the Seahawks again, because I just I I genuinely think the Niners will get too hurt.
00:33:32.960 --> 00:33:34.960
You guys have a substation, it kills everybody.
00:33:35.519 --> 00:33:37.119
So I'm not gonna argue.
00:33:37.440 --> 00:33:42.160
I think Chicago had them enough ascension last year that they could keep that going.
00:33:42.319 --> 00:33:43.359
I think that continues.
00:33:43.440 --> 00:33:48.720
So I think that you're seeing the Rams, Bears, and unfortunately, I think the Rams will win.
00:33:48.799 --> 00:33:49.680
I don't want them to.
00:33:49.920 --> 00:33:54.160
It's a chalky Super Bowl, but I think it will be Rams, Bills, Super Bowl.
00:33:54.400 --> 00:33:54.640
All right.
00:33:54.799 --> 00:33:56.640
Who's your Super Bowl winner?
00:33:57.920 --> 00:34:01.200
You had to, and you gotta go before the season, what you would have said.
00:34:01.359 --> 00:34:01.920
Yeah.
00:34:02.160 --> 00:34:05.279
I want it to be Josh Allen on the record, but I think it's the Rams.
00:34:05.359 --> 00:34:05.519
Okay.
00:34:06.480 --> 00:34:07.440
They come in waves.
00:34:08.000 --> 00:34:13.679
I mean, they're they're one and two right now, but like a lot of teams have been one and two and ended up doing great.
00:34:13.760 --> 00:34:16.559
I think including didn't the Seahawks start one and two last year or maybe not?
00:34:16.719 --> 00:34:18.079
I can't remember, but it sounds right.
00:34:18.239 --> 00:34:19.519
Sounds good, so we'll go with it.
00:34:19.679 --> 00:34:21.039
All right, regular season MVP.
00:34:21.199 --> 00:34:22.639
Josh Allen wins his MVP.
00:34:22.880 --> 00:34:23.199
Okay.
00:34:23.440 --> 00:34:25.679
I like I I like a lot of those picks.
00:34:25.920 --> 00:34:26.320
I do too.
00:34:26.960 --> 00:34:27.840
I'm with a lot of those picks.
00:34:27.920 --> 00:34:28.559
All right, well, let's get a lot of things.
00:34:30.239 --> 00:34:33.679
Okay, well, I mean, um just snaking back.
00:34:33.840 --> 00:34:36.880
I had Josh Allen MVP before the season started.
00:34:37.199 --> 00:34:40.400
Okay, so you're you're starting with MVP, Josh Allen regular season MVP.
00:34:40.639 --> 00:34:47.840
And it was for the same reasons that he mentioned, like doing less dumb stuff to like try and be the Superman.
00:34:48.159 --> 00:34:49.760
Just play your game.
00:34:49.920 --> 00:34:51.840
Which and and I think he's gonna do that.
00:34:52.000 --> 00:34:54.800
I love him with Joe Brady as his head coach.
00:34:54.960 --> 00:34:56.960
I uh he's an offensive guy.
00:34:57.119 --> 00:35:04.400
Uh Joe Brady was the uh he was the offensive coordinator that had a dual coordinating system in LSU when Burrow went off and won the the Natty.
00:35:04.480 --> 00:35:05.199
Oh, I thought if he was.
00:35:05.440 --> 00:35:06.000
Joe Brady was there?
00:35:06.159 --> 00:35:10.880
Brady, he was he was uh they had two offensive coordinators, he was the pass like guru.
00:35:11.119 --> 00:35:15.039
Uh a rare opportunity when when you have two coordinators, you don't have none.
00:35:15.280 --> 00:35:16.000
You have two.
00:35:16.159 --> 00:35:16.800
Well okay.
00:35:16.880 --> 00:35:19.280
It's not like two quarterbacks or two drummers.
00:35:19.440 --> 00:35:19.840
Okay, go.
00:35:20.079 --> 00:35:20.719
Yeah, all right.
00:35:20.800 --> 00:35:23.840
So uh yeah, Alan as uh as the MVP.
00:35:24.079 --> 00:35:26.400
All right, so let's go NFC.
00:35:27.119 --> 00:35:28.159
There's no way.
00:35:28.320 --> 00:35:44.079
I mean, I'm not a Cowboys fan, but I'm not even though I grew up as a Niners fan, and them and the Cowboys were like a thing, and and through the nineties, we were the reason you didn't three P like And we were you were also the reason we did three out of four, too.
00:35:44.159 --> 00:35:46.800
Like I mean you kept us from four-peeding.
00:35:47.280 --> 00:35:48.719
Yeah, I mean, yeah.
00:35:49.199 --> 00:35:49.360
Okay.
00:35:49.679 --> 00:35:50.960
So even even so.
00:35:51.599 --> 00:35:53.440
Um it's been a long time.
00:35:53.519 --> 00:35:54.400
We can't remember these things.
00:35:54.719 --> 00:35:59.280
Even so, I'm I'm I'm I'm giving I'm giving Cowboys the a playoff shot here.
00:35:59.360 --> 00:36:03.199
But division or just a wild card and the Eagles win the division?
00:36:03.519 --> 00:36:04.400
I think division.
00:36:04.719 --> 00:36:04.880
Okay.
00:36:05.119 --> 00:36:08.559
I think I've got the Cowboys winning the division and the Eagles as the wild card.
00:36:09.119 --> 00:36:09.280
Okay.
00:36:09.519 --> 00:36:10.400
Uh I'll take it.
00:36:10.880 --> 00:36:11.199
All right.
00:36:11.440 --> 00:36:12.079
All right, let's go.
00:36:12.639 --> 00:36:18.639
Okay, so I'm gonna go um we'll go NFC South, which is just garbage.
00:36:20.000 --> 00:36:29.679
Um it's like all right, before the season started, I would have not said the Saints.
00:36:29.760 --> 00:36:32.400
I'd have been like, no, they're they they're not ready.
00:36:32.639 --> 00:36:34.320
So you gotta go and what you won't say.
00:36:34.800 --> 00:36:35.599
I won't say them.
00:36:35.760 --> 00:36:36.079
Okay.
00:36:36.639 --> 00:36:39.119
I will say Atlanta.
00:36:39.360 --> 00:36:39.679
Okay.
00:36:39.920 --> 00:36:42.400
And the only reason is just because we were the same.
00:36:42.719 --> 00:36:43.360
Yeah, go ahead.
00:36:44.400 --> 00:36:46.719
It's just Bijan is just that I mean they look great.
00:36:47.039 --> 00:36:49.760
Bijan is just that slotted the Packers.
00:36:50.079 --> 00:36:54.639
I would have I would have said I would have said probably looking like division winners on Thursday.
00:36:54.719 --> 00:36:55.440
That was that's good.
00:36:55.920 --> 00:36:57.840
Yeah, that's your deep, that's your deep pick.
00:36:58.800 --> 00:37:00.719
As long as Bichon doesn't blow an ACL.
00:37:01.199 --> 00:37:02.639
Don't put that juju out there.
00:37:03.440 --> 00:37:05.760
Okay, and obviously no one else.
00:37:05.920 --> 00:37:06.159
Okay.
00:37:06.480 --> 00:37:12.079
NFC North, I also had the Bears winning the division, but I'm gonna say the wild card is the Lions.
00:37:12.239 --> 00:37:13.840
I got the Packers missing out.
00:37:14.159 --> 00:37:18.239
Oh, so you only have two playoff teams from the West.
00:37:19.119 --> 00:37:20.800
Okay, let's hear it.
00:37:23.519 --> 00:37:27.039
I think that the Rams are gonna win the division.
00:37:27.280 --> 00:37:27.440
Okay.
00:37:28.480 --> 00:37:30.800
I'm gonna say that the Niners get in.
00:37:31.199 --> 00:37:38.559
You have the defending Super Bowl champion Seahawks who are returning like 20 of 22 starters missing the playoffs.
00:37:38.800 --> 00:37:39.119
That's right.
00:37:39.440 --> 00:37:40.000
Why?
00:37:41.039 --> 00:37:50.480
Because I feel like they're going they do have a young defense, and I just I just feel like they're going to have Super Bowl hangover for sure.
00:37:50.880 --> 00:37:55.920
They're not gonna come at it as aggressively, they're not playing with the same sense of urgency.
00:37:56.079 --> 00:38:01.119
And then last year, if you remember, it was just down the stretch where that defense just got locked in.
00:38:01.599 --> 00:38:05.599
The first part of the season, they were just a regular NFL team.
00:38:06.159 --> 00:38:09.840
So this year, I I just I think that they're they're young guys.
00:38:10.000 --> 00:38:14.159
They a lot of them, human nature is gonna be like, man, we kind of proved it.
00:38:14.559 --> 00:38:18.559
And and lay back a little bit when they don't need to.
00:38:18.639 --> 00:38:20.320
I think there's gonna be some critical games.
00:38:20.559 --> 00:38:21.840
I mean Washington.
00:38:22.239 --> 00:38:26.159
Washington just took them out with their backup quarterback, and Washington, I don't have them making the playoffs.
00:38:26.239 --> 00:38:42.719
Um I re I understand this is also week three, but anyway, uh so yeah, I I just I don't think wouldn't be surprised if they do, but it's Rams Niners or I think I think both of them are gonna make it.
00:38:43.039 --> 00:38:43.199
Okay.
00:38:43.440 --> 00:38:46.239
I think that's the first bold prediction so far.
00:38:46.880 --> 00:38:50.239
Okay, so uh where did uh you gotta go AFC five?
00:38:50.639 --> 00:38:51.679
Did we go AFC?
00:38:52.320 --> 00:38:52.400
No.
00:38:52.880 --> 00:38:54.320
I don't think you did AFC prediction.
00:38:55.840 --> 00:38:56.639
Oh oh I did.
00:38:56.800 --> 00:38:58.880
I went to okay, so we'll go back there.
00:38:58.960 --> 00:39:00.480
AFC North is where I started.
00:39:00.639 --> 00:39:02.239
And I had Ravens and Bingles.
00:39:02.719 --> 00:39:03.039
Okay.
00:39:03.360 --> 00:39:04.639
So Ravens winning it.
00:39:05.119 --> 00:39:07.119
Bingles as the wild card coming out of that.
00:39:08.000 --> 00:39:11.199
Um then we'll go AFT East.
00:39:11.679 --> 00:39:12.480
I got the Bills.
00:39:18.800 --> 00:39:18.960
Okay.
00:39:19.199 --> 00:39:21.119
Um you had the Patriots missing?
00:39:21.440 --> 00:39:22.639
No, the Patriots making.
00:39:22.880 --> 00:39:28.159
I'm gonna give the Patriots the the wild card, even though I feel like I I wouldn't be surprised if they if they missed.
00:39:28.400 --> 00:39:29.119
Well now, yeah.
00:39:29.199 --> 00:39:30.400
But yeah, before seasoning.
00:39:30.639 --> 00:39:34.000
Before season, yeah, I would have I would have totally yeah, I would have totally said it.
00:39:34.559 --> 00:39:34.880
Okay.
00:39:35.119 --> 00:39:37.760
Um let's see, did that oh South.
00:39:37.920 --> 00:39:42.079
I did have Texans as the division winners.
00:39:42.400 --> 00:39:43.360
Uh I have to stick with that.
00:39:43.679 --> 00:39:44.239
Gotta stick with it.
00:39:45.039 --> 00:39:45.440
Men of Armor.
00:39:45.599 --> 00:39:57.599
I'm feeling great about it, but anytime you got a good defense, uh you can turn around in the second part of the season, which is why the Seahawks, you know, still could surprise me, and I wouldn't be surprised.
00:39:57.760 --> 00:40:00.559
But I'm another fan, so I hate the Seahawks too.
00:40:00.800 --> 00:40:00.960
Okay.
00:40:01.679 --> 00:40:05.840
Somehow wrap that back around to another and give me the Colts behind them.
00:40:06.000 --> 00:40:10.559
Because I I was they were yes last year awesome before Daniel Jones hurt his knee.
00:40:10.800 --> 00:40:12.159
And so this year I'm like, you know what?
00:40:12.239 --> 00:40:15.199
If he stays healthy, Jonathan Taylor is a stud.
00:40:15.599 --> 00:40:17.039
Like he's still a stud.
00:40:17.199 --> 00:40:20.559
So wow, so you got only one team coming out of that West.
00:40:21.440 --> 00:40:22.719
Do I already got that?
00:40:22.960 --> 00:40:24.320
You said the Patriots are a wild card?
00:40:24.719 --> 00:40:27.039
The Bengals are a wild card, the Colts are a wild card.
00:40:27.199 --> 00:40:28.239
Those are your three wild cards.
00:40:28.400 --> 00:40:29.039
So that's it.
00:40:29.840 --> 00:40:31.039
Well, that sucks.
00:40:31.679 --> 00:40:33.039
Chiefs, Chargers, Broncos.
00:40:33.440 --> 00:40:35.920
Didn't do that math very raiders.
00:40:36.159 --> 00:40:40.320
Well, I had okay, so I had the uh I had the Chiefs on bounce back season.
00:40:40.480 --> 00:40:45.440
I'm just they're not I don't think that's gonna be last year was a little one-off with the the injuries.
00:40:45.519 --> 00:40:49.679
I just give me give me Chiefs in that division until somebody else comes and takes it.
00:40:49.920 --> 00:40:50.239
Okay.
00:40:50.559 --> 00:40:51.519
So you're top four.
00:40:51.599 --> 00:40:53.119
So who's your AFC championship?
00:40:53.440 --> 00:40:55.760
I really don't like I didn't have a wild car coming out of the AFC West.
00:40:56.079 --> 00:40:57.119
That's what you're gonna think ahead.
00:40:57.360 --> 00:40:58.559
You wanted the Colts.
00:40:59.280 --> 00:41:00.960
You might be right, though, to be honest.
00:41:01.280 --> 00:41:02.559
It's uh who knows?
00:41:02.639 --> 00:41:03.440
We don't know anything about this.
00:41:03.679 --> 00:41:04.719
Now we know the Chargers sucks.
00:41:05.199 --> 00:41:06.400
The Raiders can't be good.
00:41:06.719 --> 00:41:08.000
They just can't, not at 3-0.
00:41:08.079 --> 00:41:08.480
They can't be good.
00:41:08.639 --> 00:41:10.719
I don't care if they're 7-0, they're not making the players.
00:41:12.320 --> 00:41:14.719
So who's your AFC championship game, Tyler?
00:41:15.360 --> 00:41:19.119
Uh I think it's gonna run back with Allen and Mahomes.
00:41:19.519 --> 00:41:19.760
Okay.
00:41:20.000 --> 00:41:20.320
Again?
00:41:20.639 --> 00:41:21.840
Yeah, I'm almost tired of it.
00:41:21.920 --> 00:41:24.639
I I know, but it's a it happened one time.
00:41:25.280 --> 00:41:29.199
Well, I mean happened in our minds 17 times, but it happened one time actually.
00:41:30.960 --> 00:41:31.920
It was awesome, yeah.
00:41:32.159 --> 00:41:37.039
Um and I would love, I would absolutely love him to Allen to win.
00:41:37.360 --> 00:41:39.599
Slay the dragon and slay the dragon, finally get there.
00:41:39.840 --> 00:41:41.119
What about your NFC championship?
00:41:41.360 --> 00:41:43.039
NFC championship.
00:41:44.800 --> 00:41:49.199
Um, I'm not mad at your Rams, Bears pick.
00:41:49.360 --> 00:41:51.199
I feel like if I pick the Niners, I curse them.
00:41:51.599 --> 00:41:53.440
That's a good yeah, it's a good way to think.
00:41:53.679 --> 00:41:56.880
You should never expect your team to do well, then you'll always feel a little better.
00:41:57.039 --> 00:41:57.599
Yeah.
00:41:57.840 --> 00:42:02.239
Um I think I'll go with that.
00:42:02.320 --> 00:42:04.239
I think I think I'll do the Rams, Bears.
00:42:04.559 --> 00:42:04.719
Yeah.
00:42:04.880 --> 00:42:11.440
I mean, before I came in, I didn't exactly think, okay, we're gonna do absolute Super Bowl picks here.
00:42:11.679 --> 00:42:24.159
But yeah, I would and I'll say I'll say give me the uh the Rams over the Bears for no other reason other than conspiracy because I just feel like LA's a bigger market and there's gonna be some bad officiating.
00:42:24.880 --> 00:42:27.360
Just like last time they went to the Super Bowl and won it.
00:42:27.679 --> 00:42:31.199
The spirit of our compatriot Gary from the NFL lives on in Tyler.
00:42:31.440 --> 00:42:33.039
There has to be a conspiracy theory behind it.
00:42:33.199 --> 00:42:34.159
There has to be the NFL.
00:42:34.480 --> 00:42:38.079
So we got again, I think again, yeah, Rams Bills.
00:42:38.480 --> 00:42:39.920
Who's the who wins?
00:42:40.159 --> 00:42:40.880
Give me Bills.
00:42:41.199 --> 00:42:42.000
Alright, perfect.
00:42:42.320 --> 00:42:43.920
So one of us will be happy.
00:42:44.159 --> 00:42:44.400
Okay.
00:42:44.639 --> 00:42:46.159
Alright, Josh, what are your picks here?
00:42:46.320 --> 00:42:47.840
So let's run it back with the AFC.
00:42:48.079 --> 00:42:48.960
I gotta say.
00:42:51.599 --> 00:42:54.159
I made these predictions before the season.
00:42:54.880 --> 00:43:01.039
And I recorded them, so I'm going, I have integrity, and some of you did sometimes have integrity also.
00:43:01.119 --> 00:43:02.480
I'm gonna have pure integrity.
00:43:02.639 --> 00:43:05.280
This is what I said before the season, okay?
00:43:05.519 --> 00:43:05.840
Okay.
00:43:06.159 --> 00:43:07.039
And I'm not starting.
00:43:07.440 --> 00:43:09.039
I don't know if he's saying this to look good.
00:43:09.119 --> 00:43:12.559
Yeah, or if he's saying to really let everyone know he has pure integrity.
00:43:12.960 --> 00:43:15.519
Because it looks stupid now, but it didn't look stupid three weeks ago.
00:43:15.679 --> 00:43:16.000
Okay.
00:43:16.159 --> 00:43:17.119
Not all of it.
00:43:17.360 --> 00:43:21.840
And there's gonna be not a lot of variety in the end.
00:43:22.079 --> 00:43:28.000
So the one thing I'm gonna change, and I'm just gonna say it, because I had Josh Allen as a regular season MVP.
00:43:28.639 --> 00:43:29.440
We can't go three for three.
00:43:30.800 --> 00:43:30.960
No.
00:43:31.119 --> 00:43:31.599
We're not going.
00:43:31.920 --> 00:43:39.760
I'm gonna go with what I have heard that sounded ridiculous to me as a Cowboys fan from so many pundits.
00:43:40.239 --> 00:43:41.280
And I'm just gonna go with it.
00:43:41.519 --> 00:43:42.639
You thought you were going to the Super Bowl?
00:43:42.880 --> 00:43:43.280
No, no, no.
00:43:43.360 --> 00:43:47.039
We're starting with the stupidest thing, regular season MVP.
00:43:47.280 --> 00:43:47.760
Oh, okay.
00:43:48.480 --> 00:43:49.360
Dak Brasco.
00:43:49.679 --> 00:43:50.159
No way.
00:43:50.880 --> 00:43:53.280
I I have heard this predicted many times.
00:43:53.440 --> 00:43:54.400
You y'all have heard it too.
00:43:54.639 --> 00:43:56.719
I've also heard about these flat earthers.
00:43:58.400 --> 00:43:59.760
Okay, well, I'm just gonna say.
00:44:00.239 --> 00:44:09.760
That because I don't want to be that's the one thing I'm gonna change based on y'all's uh predictions because I also had y'all touch on the start integrity everywhere else, I guess.
00:44:10.079 --> 00:44:16.480
I'm gonna start with the NFC because I'm gonna start with the least dramatic thing.
00:44:16.719 --> 00:44:18.639
You didn't have this, but you had it.
00:44:18.719 --> 00:44:22.079
I'm gonna go with three wild three playoff teams from the NFC West.
00:44:23.039 --> 00:44:29.519
Rams win the division, Seahawks and 49ers are my wild cards.
00:44:30.079 --> 00:44:33.039
Garbage NFC South, just pick one.
00:44:33.199 --> 00:44:34.800
I picked the Saints to start with.
00:44:35.599 --> 00:44:36.639
Just because it's fun.
00:44:36.719 --> 00:44:38.480
I like they're all the same team.
00:44:39.039 --> 00:44:41.039
So I'll just pick the Saints.
00:44:41.360 --> 00:44:42.880
Okay, the North.
00:44:44.480 --> 00:44:49.039
I believe in Caleb Williams as much as I believe in Jameis Winston.
00:44:49.519 --> 00:45:00.159
I believe Caleb Williams, when I first had this take, you may remember this, will have a career somewhere between Jamarcus Russell and Jameis Winston.
00:45:01.039 --> 00:45:04.480
I know that seems very harsh now because he had a really, really good season.
00:45:04.639 --> 00:45:09.599
And in their first two games, they averaged 31 points a game.
00:45:09.920 --> 00:45:11.760
Now 59 of them were in game one.
00:45:12.079 --> 00:45:12.719
Right.
00:45:13.119 --> 00:45:15.679
So I think that will be what we will see.
00:45:15.760 --> 00:45:19.920
And Caleb Williams got a really bad Aoi, and we thought it was the end of the world.
00:45:20.159 --> 00:45:20.559
Really bad.
00:45:21.119 --> 00:45:21.920
He sure did.
00:45:22.239 --> 00:45:24.639
So that's why I think it's mental.
00:45:24.800 --> 00:45:27.760
I think Caleb Williams could have all the talent in the world.
00:45:27.840 --> 00:45:29.519
And I I actually hope I'm wrong.
00:45:29.599 --> 00:45:32.239
I actually hope I assess this wrong.
00:45:32.400 --> 00:45:37.920
I think Caleb Williams has an IQ of around room temperature.
00:45:38.159 --> 00:45:40.159
So he's not going to be successful.
00:45:40.320 --> 00:45:42.400
He's going to be maybe Cam Newton.
00:45:42.719 --> 00:45:43.440
Maybe Cam Newton.
00:45:43.679 --> 00:45:46.159
You can be sensitive and the Super Bowl.
00:45:46.480 --> 00:45:47.519
Yes, one time.
00:45:47.679 --> 00:45:49.360
And had a really great season.
00:45:49.519 --> 00:45:51.760
And he was a child and a retard.
00:45:51.920 --> 00:45:53.280
And that's why he was never successful.
00:45:53.840 --> 00:45:55.360
Is that why he wears weird hats?
00:45:55.760 --> 00:45:58.320
If he was still playing, would he wear a gay helmet?
00:45:58.639 --> 00:46:01.440
That guy had all the physical talent.
00:46:01.519 --> 00:46:02.559
Remember his game one?
00:46:02.719 --> 00:46:03.679
Let's just pause for a second.
00:46:03.920 --> 00:46:04.639
Against the Cardinals.
00:46:04.880 --> 00:46:07.679
His first game in the regular season, we were in awe.
00:46:07.840 --> 00:46:09.760
We were like, we thought this guy was good.
00:46:09.920 --> 00:46:11.679
Now we know he's great.
00:46:12.000 --> 00:46:27.920
He should have been, we should have been talking about like okay, Tom Brady's the goat, we can't talk about, but next we it'd be like Peyton Manning, uh Drew Brees, Aaron Rodgers, and he should be in that conversation with the talent he had.
00:46:28.159 --> 00:46:32.960
But because he's a dimwit and low character, he's never gonna be in that conversation.
00:46:33.119 --> 00:46:34.400
He's not even gonna be a Hall of Famer.
00:46:34.639 --> 00:46:35.440
No, no, definitely not.
00:46:35.679 --> 00:46:36.320
Not even close.
00:46:36.480 --> 00:46:40.960
Okay, so I think Caleb Williams is at best, so I'll modify.
00:46:41.760 --> 00:46:46.000
He's somewhere between Jamarcus Russell and Cam Newton.
00:46:46.639 --> 00:46:48.559
So I have Chicago missing the playoffs.
00:46:48.719 --> 00:46:50.079
I had it at the beginning of the season.
00:46:50.320 --> 00:46:52.000
The Green Bay Packers.
00:46:52.880 --> 00:46:56.320
You know what their record is since Micah Parsons got injured?
00:46:56.639 --> 00:46:58.239
Uh four and eight.
00:46:58.639 --> 00:46:59.679
One and seven.
00:47:00.719 --> 00:47:04.480
And the one win was that stupid overtime win versus the Jets last week.
00:47:04.800 --> 00:47:07.760
That's the only game they have won without Micah Parsons.
00:47:08.159 --> 00:47:08.559
Dang.
00:47:09.039 --> 00:47:11.039
I do not believe in the Green Bay Packers at all.
00:47:11.119 --> 00:47:15.440
All they have done since Aaron Rodgers left is three straight seven seeds.
00:47:15.760 --> 00:47:17.599
I don't have them making the playoffs.
00:47:17.760 --> 00:47:19.840
I have Detroit winning that division.
00:47:19.920 --> 00:47:25.119
I think Detroit, we forget, last year they were nine and eight, and it was struggled.
00:47:25.280 --> 00:47:27.760
The year before that, they were the number one seed.
00:47:27.920 --> 00:47:30.239
The year before that, they went to the NFC Championship game.
00:47:31.119 --> 00:47:34.480
I think they returned to that level of form in the regular season.
00:47:34.559 --> 00:47:34.639
Okay.
00:47:34.880 --> 00:47:35.840
And they win the division.
00:47:36.159 --> 00:47:36.480
Nice.
00:47:36.639 --> 00:47:40.960
So that leaves me with two playoff teams from the NFC East.
00:47:41.199 --> 00:47:43.119
Well, you said nothing about the Vikings.
00:47:43.440 --> 00:47:45.199
The Vikings are a fraud.
00:47:45.840 --> 00:47:47.440
They were nine and eight last year.
00:47:47.599 --> 00:47:48.719
They came on at the end of the season.
00:47:48.880 --> 00:47:50.239
What do you think of what do you think of the Vikings?
00:47:50.400 --> 00:47:51.360
You said nothing of the Vikings.
00:47:51.760 --> 00:47:53.440
None of us have the right to be digging the playoffs.
00:47:53.920 --> 00:47:54.639
That's true.
00:47:54.800 --> 00:48:02.320
But you went through the teams in that division, but you without mentioning the team that misses the playoffs all the time.
00:48:03.280 --> 00:48:04.800
Did they miss the playoffs last year?
00:48:05.039 --> 00:48:05.840
Yes, of course they did.
00:48:06.400 --> 00:48:10.880
Now, two years ago, they were playing the Lions for the number one season.
00:48:13.280 --> 00:48:15.199
What if he wore a big fat helmet?
00:48:16.400 --> 00:48:19.679
Actually, that would that would reinforce my belief of who Kyler Murray is.
00:48:19.760 --> 00:48:21.199
But anyway, we're going to the East.
00:48:21.280 --> 00:48:22.079
Let me let me move on.
00:48:23.119 --> 00:48:26.239
So I'm going to my beginning of the season picks.
00:48:26.639 --> 00:48:28.559
Eagles win the division.
00:48:28.719 --> 00:48:30.239
Cowboys are a wild card.
00:48:30.480 --> 00:48:35.199
I do think the Cowboys, they were 7-9-1 last year.
00:48:35.440 --> 00:48:36.719
I thought they made upgrades.
00:48:36.960 --> 00:48:39.840
I thought they could be like a 10-win team this year.
00:48:40.800 --> 00:48:47.039
We'll talk about it later when we get into our teams, but I think that is they're about what I thought they would be, even though they're one and two.
00:48:47.360 --> 00:48:48.880
However, I'm sticking with that.
00:48:49.199 --> 00:48:50.320
And that's what I said at the beginning of the year.
00:48:50.639 --> 00:48:56.480
In the words of the enumerative uh coach Green, they are who we thought they were.
00:48:56.960 --> 00:48:57.599
We thought they were.
00:48:57.840 --> 00:48:59.440
Alright, so that's my NFC picks.
00:48:59.599 --> 00:49:00.800
Let's go AFC.
00:49:01.920 --> 00:49:02.800
Let's go to the East.
00:49:02.880 --> 00:49:06.639
I had the Bills winning and I had the Patriots making the playoffs.
00:49:06.880 --> 00:49:07.599
Still in play.
00:49:07.840 --> 00:49:08.400
Still in play.
00:49:08.480 --> 00:49:11.440
I think the Patriots, I mean, Drake May looks terrible.
00:49:11.920 --> 00:49:12.559
Terrible.
00:49:12.800 --> 00:49:14.480
He's still scared for the Super Bowl.
00:49:15.119 --> 00:49:19.599
And in week one, he was, you know, he saw with Seattle on week one and was like, damn it.
00:49:19.920 --> 00:49:22.239
Case Keenum has more touchdowns than Drake May.
00:49:22.320 --> 00:49:24.079
Case Keenum has played one game against the Eagles.
00:49:24.320 --> 00:49:26.159
How many touchdowns does Drake May have?
00:49:26.320 --> 00:49:26.639
One.
00:49:26.800 --> 00:49:29.599
I was going to say, I think I almost have as many touchdowns as Drake May.
00:49:30.559 --> 00:49:32.719
He's beaten me by one, and I've never played a game.
00:49:32.880 --> 00:49:35.599
Okay, so I still have them making the playoffs.
00:49:35.840 --> 00:49:41.519
South, I don't know which do you remember the Colts were the most fraudulent 7-in-1 team I've ever seen in my life.
00:49:41.840 --> 00:49:42.880
Yeah, they were pretty fraudy.
00:49:43.119 --> 00:49:45.920
So I thought the Colts are maybe a 500 team.
00:49:46.079 --> 00:49:49.760
I believe in the Jaguars and the Texans.
00:49:49.920 --> 00:49:53.599
I know they haven't had a great start, but I picked them at the beginning of the season.
00:49:53.679 --> 00:49:55.760
They started 0-3 last year and made the playoffs.
00:49:55.840 --> 00:49:57.440
I think they have a good enough defense.
00:49:57.599 --> 00:49:58.559
And they're not.
00:49:59.679 --> 00:50:01.679
I still I still I'm sticking with that.
00:50:01.840 --> 00:50:02.000
Okay.
00:50:03.039 --> 00:50:03.519
Who wins though?
00:50:03.679 --> 00:50:04.880
The Jags win.
00:50:05.679 --> 00:50:09.519
I have Jags as the division winner and the uh Texans as a wild card.
00:50:09.840 --> 00:50:10.079
Got it.
00:50:10.159 --> 00:50:13.440
Because the quote was I believe in the Jaguars.
00:50:13.679 --> 00:50:14.159
I believe in them.
00:50:14.239 --> 00:50:14.800
I believe in the Jaguars.
00:50:14.880 --> 00:50:17.039
And that felt that felt very convincing.
00:50:17.199 --> 00:50:17.360
Yeah.
00:50:17.599 --> 00:50:19.840
I believe in them as far as winning the division.
00:50:20.000 --> 00:50:22.559
I don't know about the Neil on the one-yard line by the quarterback.
00:50:22.639 --> 00:50:23.360
Maybe we'll talk about that.
00:50:23.599 --> 00:50:24.800
That's just for fantasy purposes.
00:50:25.039 --> 00:50:26.079
Yeah, maybe it's a scan.
00:50:26.159 --> 00:50:28.639
Anyway, so let's move on to the north.
00:50:29.360 --> 00:50:35.280
I have the Bengals winning the division and the Ravens as the wild card.
00:50:35.440 --> 00:50:36.639
I I I was close.
00:50:36.800 --> 00:50:41.119
But then I just thought, man, it's I loved the Bengals coming in.
00:50:41.360 --> 00:50:43.920
I just think with Burrow healthy all year.
00:50:44.000 --> 00:50:46.480
I think they everyone thinks it's kind of similar to the Cowboys.
00:50:46.719 --> 00:50:47.199
Great offense.
00:50:47.280 --> 00:50:52.320
If they made some upgrades, if they're just decent, he just needs the 20th best defense in all.
00:50:52.639 --> 00:50:52.800
Exactly.
00:50:53.039 --> 00:50:53.599
That'll be okay.
00:50:53.840 --> 00:50:56.000
We've kind of seen that, so that's what was my thought.
00:50:57.360 --> 00:50:58.480
Some kind of O-line.
00:50:58.800 --> 00:50:59.280
Someone.
00:50:59.440 --> 00:51:00.159
So anyone.
00:51:00.480 --> 00:51:01.840
That leaves us with the West.
00:51:01.920 --> 00:51:06.800
And no one has mentioned the team last year with the best record in the NFL, the Denver Broncos.
00:51:07.119 --> 00:51:07.360
Broncos.
00:51:07.519 --> 00:51:08.800
None of y'all have in the playoffs.
00:51:09.039 --> 00:51:10.159
Well, I wanted them.
00:51:10.320 --> 00:51:11.440
I just did bad math.
00:51:11.519 --> 00:51:13.519
I don't believe in oh well, that's good of you.
00:51:13.599 --> 00:51:14.800
I don't believe in Bonecks.
00:51:15.199 --> 00:51:16.800
I don't believe in the Broncos either.
00:51:16.960 --> 00:51:22.079
I believe the Broncos pulled more wins out of their Keister last year than any team I've ever seen.
00:51:22.400 --> 00:51:24.400
I was surprised by their defense last year.
00:51:24.719 --> 00:51:30.400
Well, their defense was great last year, but they were barely squeaking out wins against the Giants and the Jets.
00:51:30.639 --> 00:51:33.440
They were they are they are a fraud.
00:51:33.599 --> 00:51:36.079
They are a 9-8 team at best.
00:51:36.159 --> 00:51:37.280
They missed the playoffs.
00:51:37.440 --> 00:51:42.079
The Chargers, everyone's offseason champions, I never believed in.
00:51:42.239 --> 00:51:45.280
The Raiders, I don't care if they're 3-0, 7-0, they're not making the playoffs.
00:51:45.440 --> 00:51:48.480
The Chiefs are the only team to come out of the AFC West.
00:51:48.800 --> 00:51:50.559
That's my seventh and final playoff.
00:51:50.800 --> 00:51:51.119
I like it.
00:51:51.280 --> 00:51:52.639
Who's your AFC championship game?
00:51:52.880 --> 00:51:54.079
AFC championship game.
00:51:54.159 --> 00:51:58.079
Speaking of the Chiefs, I think we see Mahomes and Allen again.
00:51:58.159 --> 00:51:58.960
That's what I predicted.
00:51:59.199 --> 00:51:59.519
Okay.
00:51:59.679 --> 00:52:04.000
And in the NFC, I predicted Rams and Seahawks again.
00:52:04.239 --> 00:52:04.559
Okay.
00:52:04.960 --> 00:52:10.719
And so I gotta stick with this this morning, but I predicted Rams and Bills.
00:52:12.239 --> 00:52:13.360
And Bills to win.
00:52:13.519 --> 00:52:14.159
There we go.
00:52:14.320 --> 00:52:18.880
So we were all over the place and other things and ended up in the same place every time.
00:52:19.440 --> 00:52:20.559
We know so much about football.
00:52:20.719 --> 00:52:21.039
Don't we?
00:52:21.280 --> 00:52:21.840
We're so good at this.
00:52:22.000 --> 00:52:24.000
That's why we all ended up in the exact same spot.
00:52:24.239 --> 00:52:24.480
Yep.
00:52:24.719 --> 00:52:27.519
They're probably the odds, the Vegas odds.
00:52:28.000 --> 00:52:29.679
I mean they were at the beginning of the season, right?
00:52:29.920 --> 00:52:30.159
Yeah.
00:52:30.559 --> 00:52:32.079
It's also you start playing out.
00:52:32.159 --> 00:52:38.320
Obviously, that's the best part about the NFL, though, as we kind of transition into just where we are generally for the season now.
00:52:38.559 --> 00:52:42.000
Obviously, every week we won't do picks, so we had to spend a lot of time on that.
00:52:42.239 --> 00:52:50.000
But what I like from the start of it, the worst team, the Dolphins, to the best team, they can still beat each other on any Sunday.
00:52:50.159 --> 00:52:50.719
That's a real thing.
00:52:50.880 --> 00:52:52.000
Any given Sunday is a real thing.
00:52:52.480 --> 00:52:53.199
You've seen it already.
00:52:53.360 --> 00:53:01.199
Yeah, it's already started, which is great because we also I think we also forget when you look back on a whole year, how things start last year.
00:53:01.360 --> 00:53:05.599
So, you know, you can have teams that are three and one and then get two wins the rest of the season.
00:53:06.480 --> 00:53:06.719
Injuries.
00:53:06.880 --> 00:53:09.199
Yeah, you can have teams that start 0-3 like the Texans.
00:53:09.280 --> 00:53:11.119
They've done it twice, 0-3 to playoffs.
00:53:11.280 --> 00:53:12.079
Only team to do it.
00:53:12.159 --> 00:53:12.480
Yep.
00:53:12.639 --> 00:53:15.920
So yeah, it's just a lot to see change.
00:53:16.159 --> 00:53:19.119
But I think it's funny we all got that close with each other.
00:53:19.440 --> 00:53:20.719
Did we all pick Bills, Rams?
00:53:21.039 --> 00:53:22.400
I think we all picked Bills Rams first.
00:53:22.639 --> 00:53:23.760
I think we all picked the Bills to one.
00:53:23.840 --> 00:53:24.320
I picked the Rams.
00:53:25.119 --> 00:53:25.679
I picked the Rams.
00:53:25.840 --> 00:53:26.000
Yeah.
00:53:26.079 --> 00:53:28.559
I hate it, but I think the Rams.
00:53:28.880 --> 00:53:29.039
Yeah.
00:53:29.280 --> 00:53:31.679
I mean it would be cool for McVeigh to get another one.
00:53:32.400 --> 00:53:34.960
It wouldn't be cool for Shanahan to get a Ring.
00:53:35.199 --> 00:53:35.519
There we go.
00:53:36.000 --> 00:53:38.719
You don't dislike McVeigh, you dislike your boy.
00:53:39.920 --> 00:53:40.960
Or you do you dislike?
00:53:41.360 --> 00:53:42.639
I don't dislike Daniel.
00:53:42.800 --> 00:53:44.000
You have the same beard as McVeigh.
00:53:44.159 --> 00:53:45.360
He's your beard buddy.
00:53:45.760 --> 00:53:47.519
No, now I'm irritated.
00:53:47.840 --> 00:53:49.119
Now you dislike McVeigh.
00:53:49.440 --> 00:53:49.920
No, no, no.
00:53:50.000 --> 00:53:51.280
I dislike Daniel.
00:53:54.000 --> 00:53:56.639
So where do we think the where are we at with the season here?
00:53:56.719 --> 00:53:58.800
We don't have to go as in-depth because we just said a lot.
00:53:59.199 --> 00:54:00.480
So let's just talk about our teams.
00:54:00.639 --> 00:54:02.719
We talked about our our predictions.
00:54:02.960 --> 00:54:06.559
Let's just talk about where we are with our teams because we run the gamut here.
00:54:06.800 --> 00:54:10.000
We are a 3-0, a 2-1, and a 1-2.
00:54:10.480 --> 00:54:13.119
So I think honors should go to the 3-0 team.
00:54:13.440 --> 00:54:13.840
How's that feel?
00:54:14.000 --> 00:54:14.880
How's that feel, Tyler?
00:54:15.599 --> 00:54:20.239
Scary because I feel like we're using it all in the front of the season.
00:54:20.400 --> 00:54:20.559
Okay.
00:54:21.039 --> 00:54:23.599
Did you know you guys ran out of IR spots?
00:54:24.079 --> 00:54:24.559
Did we?
00:54:24.800 --> 00:54:27.119
Yeah, you guys have no more short-term IR spots left.
00:54:27.280 --> 00:54:27.599
Right now?
00:54:27.840 --> 00:54:28.400
Right now.
00:54:28.719 --> 00:54:29.119
What?
00:54:29.360 --> 00:54:31.440
You can designate no more players for a four-week.
00:54:33.360 --> 00:54:34.559
Or for the next four weeks at least.
00:54:34.880 --> 00:54:36.079
For the next four weeks at least.
00:54:37.920 --> 00:54:40.000
I just feel like we probably have done that every year.
00:54:40.159 --> 00:54:40.800
Yeah, you guys have to do that.
00:54:40.960 --> 00:54:44.000
Except this time it's not Christian McCaffrey and Brock Purdy and stars.
00:54:45.280 --> 00:54:45.519
Yeah.
00:54:45.840 --> 00:54:48.559
So this time it's I guess it's useful.
00:54:48.880 --> 00:54:50.320
Well, Mike Evans got hurt.
00:54:50.480 --> 00:54:50.639
Yeah.
00:54:50.719 --> 00:54:51.599
And Williams got hurt.
00:54:52.000 --> 00:54:52.639
Just a rib injury.
00:54:52.719 --> 00:54:54.320
He'll probably miss a week, come back.
00:54:54.400 --> 00:54:56.000
Um, Williams, we looked that up.
00:54:56.079 --> 00:55:00.320
That was a stinger on the on the neck, which scary for a big guy.
00:55:00.400 --> 00:55:02.000
But that's a lineman, right?
00:55:02.400 --> 00:55:02.960
Tram Williams.
00:55:03.199 --> 00:55:03.360
Yeah.
00:55:03.440 --> 00:55:04.639
You know he's from Longview, right?
00:55:04.800 --> 00:55:05.199
I did know that.
00:55:05.360 --> 00:55:05.840
You did not know that.
00:55:06.000 --> 00:55:06.400
I did know that.
00:55:07.039 --> 00:55:07.920
He was a logo.
00:55:08.159 --> 00:55:08.480
Nice.
00:55:08.719 --> 00:55:08.880
Yeah.
00:55:09.199 --> 00:55:09.760
Big man.
00:55:09.920 --> 00:55:10.320
Big man.
00:55:10.559 --> 00:55:12.320
So how are you feeling about the prospects for the season?
00:55:12.480 --> 00:55:13.920
3-0 sounds great, but are you happy?
00:55:14.239 --> 00:55:15.280
Well, okay.
00:55:15.840 --> 00:55:17.360
I'm I am happy.
00:55:17.519 --> 00:55:19.519
I was very happy after week one.
00:55:19.760 --> 00:55:20.320
They looked awesome.
00:55:20.960 --> 00:55:23.280
Beating the Rams in the manner that they beat the Rams.
00:55:24.480 --> 00:55:25.760
Your team figured out time.
00:55:25.840 --> 00:55:27.280
They figured out time travel.
00:55:27.440 --> 00:55:28.480
The Rams did not.
00:55:28.719 --> 00:55:29.840
Well, okay.
00:55:31.119 --> 00:55:32.880
You guys went for a whole week.
00:55:33.679 --> 00:55:37.760
They moved, they might as well have moved to Sydney, gotten their own zip codes and apartments.
00:55:38.079 --> 00:55:44.079
The Rams decided to fly 18 hours straight, staying awake, sleeping on a plane, land, go play a football game.
00:55:44.480 --> 00:55:45.519
Yeah, that was dumb.
00:55:45.760 --> 00:55:46.320
That was dumb.
00:55:46.639 --> 00:55:48.639
They did that last year in London and it worked.
00:55:48.880 --> 00:55:50.000
I mean it's the opposite way.
00:55:50.159 --> 00:55:50.960
Is maybe that the thing?
00:55:51.599 --> 00:55:55.920
The bottom line, these guys are athletic, like they're they're athletes, right?
00:55:56.159 --> 00:55:58.079
They're playing right here in Denver.
00:55:58.320 --> 00:56:03.119
It's it should we should be going up there and bleeding through our nose because of the altitude.
00:56:03.360 --> 00:56:04.880
These guys just go in and they play.
00:56:05.119 --> 00:56:05.519
They should.
00:56:06.159 --> 00:56:07.360
They should be able to do that.
00:56:07.440 --> 00:56:10.400
And Tom Brady talked about this uh years ago.
00:56:10.480 --> 00:56:11.440
He was like, you know what?
00:56:11.599 --> 00:56:17.280
My job, they were they were like, hey, you got flex to this position or this spot, you know, prime time, whatever.
00:56:17.360 --> 00:56:20.559
He said, My job is to be ready to play when the game starts.
00:56:20.960 --> 00:56:21.679
That's it.
00:56:21.840 --> 00:56:24.079
And that's what everybody should do.
00:56:24.159 --> 00:56:26.719
For a whole team to be like 18 hours, yeah, okay.
00:56:26.880 --> 00:56:28.000
No, that's stupid.
00:56:28.159 --> 00:56:28.320
Okay.
00:56:28.480 --> 00:56:31.360
So you deserve to lose that game just on that.
00:56:31.599 --> 00:56:35.760
But I even so I don't think that that excuses them for that.
00:56:35.920 --> 00:56:41.119
I think that they just in general, they're not looking like everybody thought they were gonna look.
00:56:41.519 --> 00:56:41.840
So far.
00:56:42.000 --> 00:56:42.239
You're right.
00:56:42.480 --> 00:56:47.360
Okay, so anyway, after week one, I was excited about it.
00:56:48.639 --> 00:56:52.719
Yes, we beat the the Cardinals this week, but it was the Cardinals.
00:56:52.800 --> 00:56:58.000
And the fact that we beat them 36 times 30 was a little alarming for me.
00:56:58.320 --> 00:57:00.239
I don't think the Cardinals should have put up 30 points.
00:57:00.639 --> 00:57:01.599
Back and forth there.
00:57:02.000 --> 00:57:03.679
It was too too much back and forth.
00:57:04.000 --> 00:57:06.079
It was they had a chance to blow it open.
00:57:06.239 --> 00:57:08.079
They didn't let him in.
00:57:08.239 --> 00:57:10.159
That's Cardinals are gamey though.
00:57:10.239 --> 00:57:11.039
I wouldn't I wouldn't have to be a good idea.
00:57:11.280 --> 00:57:19.119
Cardinals aren't as bad as and it is division, but I felt that I felt like that was a playing down to your to your competition type of game.
00:57:19.440 --> 00:57:24.239
Jacoby Brissett is good for like ten of those games a year, though, where he keeps him just around.
00:57:24.719 --> 00:57:29.599
Jacoby Brissett this year could be what uh who is the C 59 years old.
00:57:30.960 --> 00:57:32.719
Geno Smith a few years ago for Seattle?
00:57:32.800 --> 00:57:35.199
I think Jacoby Brissett could have that years ago.
00:57:35.519 --> 00:57:37.519
Everywhere he's gone, everybody's been like, he's good.
00:57:37.599 --> 00:57:40.159
He's just not ever what we want to build our team around.
00:57:40.400 --> 00:57:42.719
Are they talking um who's the Miami guy they got?
00:57:42.880 --> 00:57:44.159
The um Carson Beck.
00:57:44.480 --> 00:57:45.039
Carson Beck.
00:57:45.360 --> 00:57:50.079
Yeah, or is it like under currents it's gonna be the Carson Beck show?
00:57:50.480 --> 00:57:50.960
I don't think so.
00:57:51.199 --> 00:57:54.320
I think they're trying to I think they're trying to just get through the season.
00:57:54.639 --> 00:57:58.800
That's the other weird thing about the league, is like it's kind of like baseball, I feel like.
00:57:58.960 --> 00:58:06.320
Well, I guess I guess all sports do it, but the NFL just has a couple teams every year where you're like, you have no shot at winning a championship this year.
00:58:06.480 --> 00:58:08.960
The Cardinals are gamey, but they're one of those.
00:58:09.039 --> 00:58:16.239
Like we're just gonna throw Jacoby Brissett out here, give him a$20 million a year raise, and uh you go have fun out there.
00:58:16.320 --> 00:58:17.679
Get see you on your next contract.
00:58:17.760 --> 00:58:21.360
So I think Carson back, yeah, you start your young guys maybe at the end of the season.
00:58:21.920 --> 00:58:22.400
All right.
00:58:22.559 --> 00:58:24.639
Yeah, so I'm I'm feeling good about it.
00:58:24.719 --> 00:58:30.400
And at 3-0, just that division and already one div or two division wins.
00:58:30.480 --> 00:58:31.119
That's that's key.
00:58:31.280 --> 00:58:31.840
That's pretty good.
00:58:31.920 --> 00:58:32.079
Yeah.
00:58:32.159 --> 00:58:33.840
How are you feeling about the uh the boys then?
00:58:34.000 --> 00:58:34.400
I don't know.
00:58:34.480 --> 00:58:35.599
You're two and one, you're next.
00:58:35.679 --> 00:58:36.559
I don't want to talk about the Eagles.
00:58:36.800 --> 00:58:37.360
No, no, no.
00:58:37.920 --> 00:58:41.440
We st we established we're going best to worst.
00:58:41.599 --> 00:58:42.800
I'm going last, buddy.
00:58:42.960 --> 00:58:43.440
Ah, fine.
00:58:43.599 --> 00:58:48.559
Let's hear the Eagles, who just came off, was it a 20-point loss to 27 to 7.
00:58:49.119 --> 00:58:49.280
Yeah.
00:58:49.599 --> 00:58:51.760
So uh with uh So it was close.
00:58:51.920 --> 00:58:54.320
Without Caleb Williams, they had Case Keenum.
00:58:54.639 --> 00:59:00.559
We lost to Lollipop throwing Case Keenum, which by the way, I saw a stat on Case Keenum last night.
00:59:00.639 --> 00:59:01.760
Was you watched the game?
00:59:01.840 --> 00:59:02.400
You saw the stat?
00:59:02.880 --> 00:59:03.039
I did.
00:59:03.280 --> 00:59:04.000
I saw a lot of stats.
00:59:04.480 --> 00:59:07.039
Did you ask you asked Daniel, did he watch the game?
00:59:07.360 --> 00:59:07.679
I did.
00:59:08.320 --> 00:59:10.320
I should have said, did you see the stat?
00:59:10.880 --> 00:59:11.360
Which one?
00:59:11.679 --> 00:59:13.440
The one where it showed his college stats.
00:59:13.599 --> 00:59:13.920
Oh, yeah.
00:59:14.079 --> 00:59:17.599
Four years in college and like 5,000 something yards that he's thrown for.
00:59:17.920 --> 00:59:21.519
And it's 14 years in the NFL and he hadn't thrown for as many yards.
00:59:21.840 --> 00:59:25.679
He still owns all the NCAA records for touchdowns, yards, and completions.
00:59:25.840 --> 00:59:26.079
Yeah.
00:59:26.239 --> 00:59:27.119
Which is impressive.
00:59:27.519 --> 00:59:28.400
All right, so let me hear.
00:59:28.480 --> 00:59:29.599
So two and one.
00:59:29.760 --> 00:59:30.000
Come on.
00:59:30.159 --> 00:59:30.800
Yeah, I know.
00:59:31.039 --> 00:59:38.320
But the game, the first two games were decent, and I was telling Tyler before we started the show.
00:59:38.719 --> 00:59:40.800
It's irritating to watch a game like last night.
00:59:40.960 --> 00:59:41.920
I don't know about you guys.
00:59:42.079 --> 00:59:44.880
I prefer to lose by 20 than lose by five.
00:59:44.960 --> 00:59:54.400
Because when I lose by 20, I can't point at any one thing like stupid Andy Dalton throwing an interception at the one-yard line when you just throw it away, and that's not what we hired you for, and that's not why you're on the team.
00:59:54.559 --> 00:59:56.639
You 40-year-old ginger idiot.
00:59:56.880 --> 00:59:57.360
Throw it away.
00:59:57.599 --> 00:59:58.480
How do you really feel?
00:59:59.280 --> 01:00:06.239
Well, we're watching an old man, Case Keenum, do exactly what an old man third string quarterback is supposed to do.
01:00:06.400 --> 01:00:11.360
Just throw it where you're supposed to, because you're supposed to be the oldest, wisest man on the field.
01:00:11.519 --> 01:00:13.280
Don't do the stupidest thing you can do.
01:00:13.360 --> 01:00:14.559
That's all we're asking of you.
01:00:14.800 --> 01:00:21.199
Our idiot comes in for three plays, hands off for two of them, and then does the stupidest thing he can do on the next play.
01:00:21.440 --> 01:00:25.360
So, anyways, we didn't lose because of that, so that's a good thing.
01:00:25.599 --> 01:00:29.920
Um the defense is not as bad as it looked.
01:00:30.239 --> 01:00:32.960
Buddies and friends were like, oh, the def your defense is looking bad.
01:00:33.119 --> 01:00:35.599
No, the defense is playing perfect.
01:00:35.920 --> 01:00:43.199
When you are playing defense in the NFL and you send pressure, we're the three-man rush podcast.
01:00:43.360 --> 01:00:45.280
That means eight men are in coverage, right?
01:00:45.519 --> 01:00:48.400
Okay, but no one's gonna get to the quarterback with a three-man rush.
01:00:48.559 --> 01:00:53.519
If you are rushing more than four guys, there is an opening in the field somewhere.
01:00:53.840 --> 01:00:57.920
The problem, basic mathematics, there's always an open hole.
01:00:58.559 --> 01:01:10.320
The problem was that Case Keenum found that exact spot in the field with every single blitz on every single play because Ben Johnson, his coach, is a genius, and Case Keenum is essentially a glorified coach playing quarterback.
01:01:10.400 --> 01:01:13.920
He has a noodle arm, but he knows exactly where to go with that ball every time.
01:01:14.159 --> 01:01:16.480
So I don't think the defense was as bad as it looked.
01:01:16.559 --> 01:01:20.880
What are you supposed to do when you're on the field three straight three and outs by your offense?
01:01:21.039 --> 01:01:22.639
That's that's their fault.
01:01:23.280 --> 01:01:26.880
On the whole season, though, I'm not as angry and bitter as I sound right now.
01:01:27.039 --> 01:01:27.199
Okay.
01:01:27.360 --> 01:01:38.719
I'm happy to lose a game early because I feel like in the last couple years, the Eagles go 9-1, 10-0, 8 wins in a row, and then fade hard at the end of the season.
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So I would much prefer let's get a bad game under our belt, wake up the team a little bit.
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Your Jalen Hurts will not bail you out every week with a last-minute drive.
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You have to actually play good football on all phases to win, and we'll see if we can reconnect.
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First two games you win, that's great.
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Tennessee game shouldn't have been as close as it was.
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Love seeing Jalen Hurts go out there and win the game with his arm, with his legs, just looking great.
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First game of the season, it's week one.
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Just win.
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Who cares?
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Who cares how ugly it is?
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And they scored a lot of points, let up a couple.
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Um whole season, let's just not suck like we did this week.
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We'll be better.
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But I think they're gonna be fine.
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I mean, they have enough veteran leadership, they're figuring out the L-line.
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Unfortunately, I don't know how you guys feel about your teams.
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I feel like this is just the preseason until week four.
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So there's a bunch of weird stuff that's moving around that.
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We'll look back on this and it'll be a completely different team probably by weekend.
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There's no way they're gonna come out and lay an egg kind of like that again.
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Eagles are too good of a team to do that.
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We're only good for one of these dumb losses either.
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But every every team's gonna come out, you're gonna have a weird matchup team, you're gonna have an off-night, you're gonna have just you're gonna have those games.
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Yeah, for sure.
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But I I think we'll be alright.
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We'll stabilize.
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Josh.
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All right.
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So we're one and two.
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Did y'all see the game Sunday?
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I watched every minute of it, including the last 10 seconds where I watched NFL history.
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What was the NFL history game?
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No team in the history of the league has ever managed to kick a field goal to end the game in less than ten seconds after receiving a kickoff.
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Twice.
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Both teams scored in the last ten seconds.
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So so many things went wrong at the end.
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So many things.
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And there's plenty of reasons to be bitter.
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And I decided, I'll share this with you, Daniel knows this.
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I decided, he mentioned Leon Lett a long time ago, that I'm not gonna let the Cowboys bum me out beyond the three hours I watched them.
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I can't help but while I'm watching them, to feel good or bad, okay?
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But after the game, if they won, I'll feel great.
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If they lost, I'm not gonna let it affect my mood.
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I know NFL fans, if you were like me many years ago, there's like, how is that not possible?
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I'm just not gonna do it.
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I choose not to.
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But I actually don't feel super bad about this team.
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After this loss, we have lost two games by a total of 11 points.
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Lost by eight, yeah, and lost by three, and we we took care of Washington pretty good.
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Um we are a stupid Dak interception on a day when our defense couldn't stop anybody away from possibly winning that game.
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MVP candidate, Dak Prescott.
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MVP candidate, Dak Prescott, and just pure stupid decision after stupid decision from at least going to overtime.
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So we'd be at least two and one, if not three and oh, if not like for a really stupid out-of-character decision by Dak and stupid decisions by our coaches, given the fact that our defense sucks just as much as it did last year.
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Our defense can't stop anything.
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Nothing this whole season.
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Wait, they got after Lamar.
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They got after Lamar Derrick Henry at the goal line a few times.
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Now that it was that was great to see multiple times of them turning over on four, but we still allowed what?
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How many points did we allow?
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27?
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I think it was 2730 in the final score?
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Man, I'm drawing a blank right now.
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But yes.
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No, no, no, no.
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It was higher?
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Yeah, it was higher.
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3431.
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Okay, 3431.
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3431.
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We allowed 34 points.
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It's a lot of points.
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Yes.
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So I the defense can't be worse.
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Last year we were historically bad.
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And this year we made so many upgrades, and we're the same.
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So I feel like if we just don't be historically bad at defense and make slightly better decisions, we will do well.
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Our offense Like we said it's like we scored before we start every game.
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Like it lets it just not be retarded.
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And let's have our defense to be somewhat.
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So actually even I wanted to I said I predicted before the season that it would be like a seven and that would make it better.
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I still think that I actually feel like I feel slightly better about our team than I did at the beginning because we can't possibly be this about a defense season and we can't possibly make a defense stupid decision for the season.
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So you're saying you're not what your record says.
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We are what our record says we are.
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So you've already hit rock bottom and you're in weak three.
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Did you hear what I just said, Daniel?
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The defense has already hit rock bottom.
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It can't get worse than this, is what you're saying.
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How can they get worse?
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So mark it now.
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It cannot get worse.
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Right.
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I've been waiting for you so long.
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Wait away with now.
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You are gone, now you can know what you say to me.
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Come through the eyes.
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I was dying, side my heart.
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I think the way through the eyes, you can say
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My grandmother is suffering from dementia right now.
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She forgets who she is, wanders out of the house, and gets lost for hours.
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It's a problem.
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So what I did is I tied a bell around her neck.
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Sounds inhumane, sure, but problem solved.
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I mean that thing is really heavy.
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If you're not laughing right now, the problem is your imagination.
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Don't get mad at me because you don't know how big bells can get.
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So we gotta talk about these retarded helmets.
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What are they called?
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Careful with the hard R there, buddy.
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What are these gay helmets called?
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These big giant helmets.
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Are they called gay helmets?
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Would it be any better for you?
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That would actually make sense.
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But what are they called?
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Guardian caps.
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Okay.
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I can't stand these things.
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People can see you.
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We can see you.
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I'm seeing you.
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Do you know we can see you?
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Because we can see you right there.
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You're outside.
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You're in public.
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We're recording this.
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It's on television.
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Okay?
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It's saving brains, buddy.
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Okay.
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You don't have to play football.
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First of all, if you're so scared that you're going to get an OE, there's accountant jobs, there's salesman jobs, there's all kinds of other jobs you could have.
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Most of the people in the last hundred years have been able to do this without one of those stupid helmets.
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But they're they're uh their grades in college were not actual grades.
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They can't go get an accountant job, these guys.
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She well, okay.
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Be it the world needs ditch diggers too.
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I'm just saying, here's here's what I want to say.
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What does your dad think of that when he sees you on television?
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Let me answer that.
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You probably don't have one, so let me tell you what he would say.
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Let me tell you what your dad would say.
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You look ridiculous.
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Everyone can see you, take that stupid thing off, and act like a man.
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Right.
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After closing out a successful first season, the WNBA is considering several changes to improve the level of play in the league next year.
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Among the proposals, extending the playoffs, increasing salaries, bringing back the three-point line, and replacing all the female players with guys.
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The WNBA officials expanded to 10 teams this week, adding franchises in Detroit and Washington, D.C.
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But before you get too excited about the new additions to the league, remember, all of the players are still women.
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They stink at basketball, that's the problem.
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You know, good game, but they're all horrible that it makes for a kind of a boring game.
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The next time I watch a WNBA game will be the first time I watch a WNBA game.
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Hey WNBA, I got an idea that'll sell some tickets, shirts, and skins.
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Alright, guys, we're doing it.
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We're doing this podcast.
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Off to a hot start.
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I think so.
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I think so.
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So you may have heard three voices if you're listening.
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There's three of us.
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We'll do some introductions right now.
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We'll talk a little bit about the show.
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Three Man Rush is the name of our show.
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Hey, that's a football pun.
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Oh, hey.
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Right.
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So my name is Josh.
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I'm gonna introduce Daniel to my right.
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Daniel is a millennial.
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He's a married father.
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He has a six-year-old, seven-year-old.
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Five.
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Five, okay.
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Um he's an Eagles fan who lived in San Diego his whole life.
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Go figure.
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And recently moved to East Texas.
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And I have known him literally his entire life.
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He's a great guy, and we agree on some things and disagree on a handful of things which you will hear about.
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Yeah, mostly I just want everybody to be okay though.
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That's we we just I don't want you to have your hurt feelings.
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That's what you will see.
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We definitely disagree on.
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Yeah, but definitely.
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That is Daniel.
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That's it.
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So how did I do?
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Was that pretty accurate?
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Yeah, it's pretty accurate.
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I kind of hurt my feelings, though.
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Your feelings?
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Why are you hurt?
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I don't know.
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Just feel s I feel hurt.
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Okay.
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Well, we'll find out who that voice is.
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That's Tyler.
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So Tyler's the second man of the three-man rush.
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So Tyler is a 49ers fan.
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He's got two daughters.
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Do they like football?
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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That's pretty good.
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That was one of the joys I had when I had a son, I was like, I can pass along football lineage.
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I don't know how the girls do with that.
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They like they're into it?
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They're into it for a little bit different reasons than you think.
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One one is a Mahomie and one is a Burrow fan.
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Oh, they just like the cute guys.
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Well, they actually were both concerned about them when they hurt their knee.
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Oh.
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And they wanted to keep up with them, and it turns out they're pretty good.
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Hey.
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A little bit.
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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Just as long as it's not all okay.
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Just because they're girls, you can still be a little bit mean about who they root for.
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Like if Braden wants to become a uh Cowboys fan, we're just not going to talk on Sundays anymore.
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It just won't happen.
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We can be friends.
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Me and Josh can be friends on Sundays.
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But that will not be allowed in my house.
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No, I told him they can absolutely root for anybody they wanted to root for.
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It's a very uh it's a very nice liberal view you have.
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Yeah.
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That sounds like something daddy would say, but he just said it's not okay.
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See, yeah.
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See, maybe we're all a little more complex.
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Yeah, maybe.
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Well, but that's Tyler, and he's gonna be uh one of the other voices we hear.
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Who who's the other guy?
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This other guy to my left here.
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This is this is Josh.
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Josh is an interesting fellow.
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See, Josh, he's from California, but he's a Cowboys fan.
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He doesn't want people to know that he's from California.
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He's gonna know.
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People are gonna know he's from California.
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He is a Cowboys fan.
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He's living in Texas, and I think he moved to Texas to be closer to Cowboys Stadium because I I think he he has a little bit of a uh like superstition that he's a luck charm.
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And if he's close enough, then the 30-year drought will come to an end.
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That's kind of lib of you, uh Josh.
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You you identified as a Texan for all this time, though you were a Californian.
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It's interesting.
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If that is the case, it is going horribly so far.
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Well, I I had miscalculated.
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That's a good thing you're a patient man.
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When was the last time they were there?
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So we can do the math.
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Uh as the title of your fantasy football team says, 1995 was 31 years ago.
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Right, right, right, right.
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Yeah.
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So all right, so we need to explain this.
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I'm from California, as you said, I'm a Cowboys fan.
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You're from California and an Eagles fan.
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Daniel's from California, Eagles fan.
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Tyler is from Louisiana and now in Texas, and a Niners fan.
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So I'll explain myself first.
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I was born in Dallas.
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All my family is from Texas.
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You were born this way.
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It is it has been ingrained in me to root for the Cowboys.
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You know, when we moved to Texas, I was three years old, so I don't really remember living in Texas.
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And my dad wasn't a big baseball fan, so we were Padres fans.
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So because they were the team.
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But now that I moved to Texas, I still keep track of the Padres, but it's not like ingrained in me.
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If I moved to Chicago, I'd root for the Cubs.
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If I moved to Boston, I'd root for the Red Sox.
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Cowboys was ingrained in me.
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It is part of my DNA.
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I would have to go to a 12-step program to not root for the Cowboys.
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I can't, it is part of every fiber of my being to root for the Cowboys.
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You almost gave it up with Leon Lett, didn't you?
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You were close.
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Leon Lett?
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Did you touch that fumble when you felt physically sick?
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Yes.
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Yes.
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Why are you reminding me of one of the most dramatic moments of my life, Daniel?
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Yes.
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But that's why I'm a Cowboys fan.
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Daniel, why are you an Eagles fan?
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Mine's not so romantic.
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I had a family that had a some on-again, off-again relationship with football, so I just didn't develop really like a passion for the Chargers.
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And then I decided this football thing seems kind of cool when I was like nine years old.
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And then back then, back in the olden times, back in the 1900s, we could only watch the games that were on the main broadcasters, CBS Fox and ABC for Monday Night Football back then.
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So you were only going to get three, three, maybe what, four, no, four or five games a week.
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Well, you sometimes you'd have two morning games or two afternoon games.
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So it was four games on Sunday, is what you'd see.
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Right.
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So what would happen is, of course, they're picking the best games.
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Well, that was right when the Eagles were on the cusp of starting four consecutive NFC championship games.
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So Eagles just got a lot of primetime games.
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So I'm a little kid and watching that.
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Go to the store, see Madden 2001 with Eddie George on the cover.
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It was the first Madden I ever bought.
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And so you pop that in your game cube back in the day, and you decide, well, what team?
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The first thing it asks on the menu, who do you want to play as?
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I'm like, well, I just watched the Eagles play.
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They seem pretty cool.
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Pick the Eagles, learned every player to the third string quarterback, to the fifth string tackle, to James Thrash, my favorite mediocre wide receiver.
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Every boy finds a mediocre wide receiver on their favorite team who they love for the rest of their life.
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James Thrash is Mike.
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That reminds me of their two receivers, Thrash and Pinkston, were known as Thrash and Stingston.
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100%.
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Yeah.
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But when you're a little 10-year-old boy.
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Yeah, exactly.
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1993, buddy.
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95.
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Oh, that's right.
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93 was when you almost gave it up.
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That's right.
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Anyways, so basically I just learned the team from there, and then as I got older and just kept loving them, and you go through life experiences that harden and scar you, I really began to identify with the ethos of the Philadelphia Eagles, and especially their fans, who boo Santa children, throw snowballs at them.
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It's just a fun way to watch football.
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It's like goes a little rebellious part of my everybody's gonna be okay personality to be an Eagles fan.
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I would like to go watch a game in Philly and and possibly wear a Philly uniform just to feel like I'm I'm part of this family that I can't get beat up today.
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Like 80,000 people got my back.
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Well, Daniel has actually kind of done the opposite of that, a version of that, but the opposite way, showing bravery, taking his Eagles jersey into ATT Stadium for a Cowboys game, into Oakland for a Raiders game.
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And to Highmark Stadium.
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I went to the last the second to last game in the Bills Stadium also up in New York last year.
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But I feel like Oakland would be the scariest.
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Was that versus the Eagles, though?
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Yeah.
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I got to convince I got to convince my friends to go to uh an away game just for the heck of it, and then happened to mention it might be an Eagles game.
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Well, I didn't even know that.
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I actually bought your scam that it was just you guys wanted to go to a Bills game.
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We we normally do the let's travel somewhere to go to a game.
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You went to the one in Chicago.
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We just went to a random NFL game, it was actually really fun, very pleasant experience.
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It was awesome.
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But yeah, I like traveling.
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Nobody uh I haven't been beaten up yet.
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No assault has been even in Oakland.
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Even in Oakland.
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That was a fun game, though.
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That old Coliseum.
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We were there when Nick Foles uh set the record for touchdowns.
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Seven touchdowns, right?
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That was fun.
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Touchdowns one and two were not bad.
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Did you wear in a Foles jersey, though?
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No, I was wearing a Vic jersey.
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Do you own a Foles jersey?
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No, I don't.
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It's not in my collection yet.
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Well, he won your Super Bowl.
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Yeah, sure.
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You don't have a Foles Membrabilia?
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No.
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They have a statue of him.
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They do.
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You know what?
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Well, you can buy me one.
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That'd be nice.
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But no, that was actually a really fun game because we uh first three touchdowns, everybody was okay.
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Fourth touchdown, they started getting a little angry.
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They've been drinking a lot.
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And then we actually had a buddy who was there on his company's dime, who was at a suite.
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So we just texted him and said, Hey, things are the game is going great, but things are getting a little rough here.
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You mind if we come join you?
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And he's like, the game was going great for an Eagles fan.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Going good for the Oakland fan.
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I don't know.
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And he said, Yeah, come on over.
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You know, half the people didn't even show up, so come on over.
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So we started making our way down there while we're on our way through the concourse, falls through two more touchdowns while we were walking around the stadium.
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But it was it was then that I realized how much I I now miss the Oakland Coliseum because while we're walking through here and you know, thinking about our safety a little bit, I realized there's chain link around the entire concourse of the Coliseum.
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I'm like, that's interesting.
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Why do you have chain link all the way in the concourse though?
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So where the concourse meets the like you know how it's like a bowl and you can walk around uh the hallways.
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So right where the concourse meets the walls of concrete, there's chain link.
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So you could close so you couldn't get out of the stands.
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Correct.
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And then if you go inside the hallways, in between sections, there's more chain link and a gate that opens up that they have to open.
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No, are they already open?
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They're open so we can all walk around.
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Yeah.
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But as I'm getting through here and realizing we're in the black hole in Oakland, I realize, oh, this is so that they can protect the city from the raider fans.
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If a riot is to happen, all we have to do is just close a bunch of gates and they're all trapped in chain link.
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It becomes like a prison.
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Yeah, keep the inmates in.
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Is that the only stadium that that exists in?
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You think?
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I mean, Qualcomm was pretty ancient and it had it was just nice, open, airy, breezy, chill California.
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Come on.
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Yeah.
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We only needed we only had problems when the Raiders came.
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We should Google how how many times did they actually have to use that in Oakland?
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I bet there's a couple, actually.
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I bet there's a couple times they had to shut that thing down.
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That's crazy.
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All right.
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Well, I do think you have sufficiently explained why you are an Eagles fan from California.
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Now we need to hear from Tyler why from Louisiana and Texas is he a 49ers fan?
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Yeah, and not and not a cowboy or Saints fan.
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Yeah.
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Why?
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Well, the the Saints is easy.
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They sucked.
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I mean, even people from New Orleans and Baton Rouge were attending games with bags on their face.
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If you did go to the game, you did like them.
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You didn't say the eights, right?
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They were the eights, for sure.
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Um, but they had a good kicker back in the club foot.
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Yeah.
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They had they had that one, and then there was the uh Anderson.
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Oh yeah, Morton Anderson.
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Morton Anderson, yeah, that guy was and they had John Carney after he left the Chargers.
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He was another all-time nice.
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Well, that's all they had.
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Yeah, we're talking about kickers, so that's a good contact.
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Okay.
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So um, yeah, Niners fan.
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So maybe my dad was a a bandwagon guy.
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I don't know.
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I wasn't alive before he was a big fan of any team.
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Um, but as a kid growing up, born in '83, what team was the team?
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So he was already watching, I guess, as he watched football, as Montana's coming into the league or whatever, you know, starts watching.
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I've never asked him.
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And he's dead, so I can't ask him now.
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But um cool story about it, because as a kid, I'm just I'm watching football, and I was into it just like you mentioned earlier about knowing all the players, right?
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Like the 80s roster, I could go through it backwards and forwards and probably still could.
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So back even before like before Daniel's good old days, like back when we were actual kids, you had book fairs and stuff at school.
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Do you remember this?
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I do remember the book fairs.
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I had book fairs.
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I'm old too.
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No, I had book fairs, the scholastic book fair.
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I was born in 1990.
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I was around way before cell phones and iPads.
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Come on.
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All right.
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So anyway, on one of these uh one of these book fairs, I bought a uh a book and it had like famous people's addresses.
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Creepy.
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Right up my alley.
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Wait, okay, we'll talk about that later.
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Go ahead.
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So in there, uh there were two addresses that I uh it was alphabetical.
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I went straight to Montana and straight to Rice.
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So I got, are they in here?
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They were in there.
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What?
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I was like, so as an adult, I know now that these addresses were just simply fan mail, right?
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Yeah.
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Um had to be.
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Okay, got it.
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Okay, so anyway, as at your a kid has an imagination.
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Nobody's gonna tell you don't do something.
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You kid as a kid, you're like, I'm gonna meet them.
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Well, I had a uh I had an awesome football that I uh we we played with in the streets every day.
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So I was like, I'm gonna get Joe Montana to sign this football.
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It had a Joe Montana printed autograph on it.
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So I was like, all right, I'm gonna I'm gonna send this to Joe Montana and I'm gonna get a real autograph on it.
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So I did.
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It was about two years later we had already moved a different house.
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I got that football back.
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The laces were like frayed out, the ball was deflated, and there was two Joe Montana signatures on the ball.
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That's awesome.
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For real?
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Yeah, I still have the ball.
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It's very, very faded now.
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But that's um that's uh one of the few pieces of Niner memorabilia that my dad actually never got rid of.
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We had an autograph Steve Youngball from the 90 uh 95 Super Bowl when they beat the Chargers.
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We had, I mean, a bunch of stuff.
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He was on the news three times for being three times for being a Niners fan in the middle of Shreeport, Louisiana, which it's either Saints or it's the Cowboys.
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And he sent that uh news clips to the owner at the time, it was Edward D Bartolo.
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Oh, yeah.
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He sent that to Eddie Debartolo, and one day he gets a phone call at work from Niners Home Office.
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Wow.
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They sent him tickets to the Niners Cowboys game just because he was such a big Niners fan in Cowboy Country, and the owner wanted to say thank you and gave him sent him a letter.
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That started a correspondence that went on for about six to seven years.
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Him writing and getting letters, and so I fell in love with the club.
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That makes sense.
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That is the best story of the three of us.
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Yeah.
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You saw him on TV a lot.
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I was born in Dallas, that was kind of the expeditive ours.
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That was awesome.
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Okay.
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Well, that's us.
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We did our introductions.
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Now let's talk about the show.
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Right?
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Right.
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What what can we expect?
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This is called Three Man Rush.
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Hey.
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So we're three guys from East Texas now.
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Um, Daniel and I, you may have heard us before.
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Dozens of you listened to our UNFL podcast.
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And so we've done, I don't know, how many episodes have we done?
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A hundred?
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I think we ended with 152.
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152 episodes.
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So you if you're on FL fans, you must like us.
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So you're probably listening because we're great.
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I love that name, by the way.
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Yeah?
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That was a great name.
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That's another to our uh departed Gary, who's always welcome back on the show.
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Gary, just so you know, if you're listening, the the show is called Three Man Rush, and we can easily change it to Four Man Rush if you want to move to East Texas, buddy.
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You have to move though.
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We're not zooming in.
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No, we're not doing that.
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And you gotta get out of California because we're not doing that.
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So, what we're gonna do, we're we're not NFL experts.
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We're just guys.
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We're not?
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Well from our couch.
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Actually, we're probably as much of experts as people that do podcasts.
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I watched a couple games in this week, and I was thinking it's a shame that I know more than these coaches because that was terrible clock management.
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That is true.
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I think they need to play more men.
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All of us could do better clock management than like 95% of coaches.
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I feel like that shouldn't be so hard.
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If that's so hard, just employ me and I'll do that part for you.
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Anyway, we're just gonna talk about football, what's going on.
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We're not gonna analyze each game each week.
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We're gonna do the show about once every three weeks, and we'll just talk about kind of what's going on uh in the NFL, what's going on with each of our teams.
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So we are gonna have a Cowboys, Eagles, 49ers update each time, talk about how we feel about our teams.
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That's gonna be interesting today.
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We'll talk about that later today, and then we'll talk about other stuff.
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So if you listen to the NFL, we would talk about movies, music, we had other stuff, so we'll have other segments to try to be fun.
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It's just three guys talking, hanging out, talking about football and talking about some other stuff.
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Okay, so it's time to actually talk football.
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We're three weeks in, so it's a little different than we've done before.
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Yeah.
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Back when we were crazy, me and Josh, for the love of the game, did it every week for you dozens of listeners.
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That's how dedicated we are to our dozens of fans.
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Now we've decided it's better to just do every three weeks, like Josh said, and that'll give us a little bit of a you know better idea of where everybody is over a course of time, which nowadays first three weeks are preseason anyways.
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And it'll be more like I think we're just having fun talking about football instead of analyzing each game.
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But since we did miss our preseason episode, we're gonna right now do predictions.
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Yes.
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So what are we gonna do, Daniel?
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You're gonna start.
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Okay, so we're gonna do division winners, wild card, and then the championship games for each conference, and then a Super Bowl matchup and winner, correct?
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Perfect.
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And regular season MVP.
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Oh, that's right.
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Okay.
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So I'll go ahead and start.
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So for division winners, if we go the AFC West, I think, see this this is biased because I would have said the Chargers are gonna win the AFC West.
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You've got to go with what you would have said, Bill.
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So I would have said the Chargers.
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Okay.
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So that'll be my wonderful.
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I'm gonna be honest.
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And one of them is gonna look stupid, but that's I gotta be honest.
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So Chargers and then the Chiefs were gonna be the wild card for me.
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So I'll just take them as one of my wild cards right now.
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Okay for the AFC South, that terrible division.
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I actually think the Colts were and still are gonna win it.
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I have not been on the Texans, not been on the Texans at all.
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Everybody's talking about, oh, just a Super Bowl if uh CJ Shroud can be middling at best.
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No.
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The Texans are fraudulent.
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The great defense.
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Fraudulent.
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Fraudulent.
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Fraudulent Super Bowl picks by all the experts.
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I'm not saying that the team is garbage.
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The love they're getting that this is a Super Bowl roster.
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They didn't even sniff it last year.
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But you're picking the Colts, not the Jacksonville Jaguars.
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I don't hate the pick.
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The Jaguars have a tendency to suck eventually.
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Right.
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Okay.
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So the Colts, I just felt like they were a little better, and I thought Daniel Jones.
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I love Shane Steichen too.
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That's just the main talk.
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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But I did think, however, the Jaguars were going to be another wild card.
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Okay.
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So I do think they actually will make it to the playoffs, but I don't think that they're I just don't believe in Trevor Lawrence.
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I mean, they they ended the season last year on fire, but I don't think that means much.
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We've seen the Jags have a great one-off season and then suck.
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Okay.
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Uh then we're going to go the AFC North.
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Okay.
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The North is a little harder for me.
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It's a hard division.
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It is.
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I think it's the one of the hardest divisions in the f in NFL.
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I agree.
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Every year, as will come to be a theme, I root for the Steelers to go exactly eight and eight, which then became eight and nine or nine and eight.
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I don't care.
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You can take another one.
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Didn't they actually do a eight and one?
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They did.
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Or have the one the most mediocre.
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It's the best because a team you truly hate, you don't want them to suck.
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They can get better then.
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You and the fans aren't as fun either then, because they just have given up on the season.
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When you're four and ten, you're out, you're done.
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You want the glimmer of hope that is then extinguished slowly.
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Why do you hate the Steelers?
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Because you're an Eagles fan.
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That's NFC.
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Then you go to Chargers, which is not in that division.
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It's a mix of the state being owned by the Eagles.
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Yeah.
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And then uh just personal hatred of certain people.
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And you've hated them for it's not like you just now hate Aaron Rodgers and Mike McCarthy.
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No, no.
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You've hated them when there was Tomlin, when it was Rothesberger, you hated them.
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Long time, long time.
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Hate the Steelers.
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So I want them to be exactly mediocre for forever.
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So Which is we're going to talk about Daniel, you're the that's okay guy, but that is pure like that is you hate it so much for fairly.
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And you're right.
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You're right about it.
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Because 8 8, as a Cowboys fan who had Mr.
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8 8 as our head coach for like a decade, it was worse.
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Which coach?
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Which decade?
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Mr.
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8 8 was the ginger himself.
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Jason Garrett.
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Jason Garrett, which and he had three straight eight and eight seasons and did it all the time.
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So it was like every year we were, there was at least two, if not all three of those years.
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We were eight and seven playing the last game of the season for win, you win the division, lose, you go home.
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So you keep us enticed the entire season and then crush our hopes.
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Daniel is totally right about that.
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So much worse.
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So it is.
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I hope for that for Pittsburgh.
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I think the Ravens will win that division.
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Lamar Jackson's great.
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That team, I think, is only going to get better.
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I thought that before the season, now starting the season, they look good too.
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Okay.
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So we're going to go the AFC.
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What am I missing now?
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The East.
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So you have no wild cards coming out of it.
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You have just the Ravens going?
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Just the Ravens.
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So we have the East where you're going to have a division winner and a wild card.
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Yeah.
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So the East, I would have picked the Patriots.
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I hope they don't.
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I'm going to be so happy if they lose, but I'm going to uh pick the Patriots and then the Bills to be the wild card.
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Okay.
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So there's your seven from the AFC.
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Yeah.
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And then uh NFC.
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So if we're going to go the north, I think the Bears are going to win.
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I still think the Bears can win even with Caleb Williams being hurt, but we'll get into that.
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We'll be back in a week or two.
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Oh yeah.
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You wouldn't have thought it.
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Yeah, by the reaction that it was the end of the world.
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He's got to sit out a couple manicures.
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I thought his leg was going to fall off based on the way he was rolling around.
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Anyways, so I think the Bears will win.
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I would have picked the Packers as a wild card.
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I still kind of think they can write the shit, but I would have picked them.
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I think LaFeur's a good coach and love is fine, but they do look like they suck.
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But anyways, would have picked them.
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So they're going to go in.
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Okay, so you would have left the Lions out.
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Yeah, I think the Lions are in a are in a little bit of a we regret who we chose to keep as our coach.
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I think if you could have them go back now, they wish they kept Ben Johnson and let Dan Campbell go.
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Not because Dan Campbell's a bad coach.
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He's great.
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He's the whole ethos of the team he's brought up.
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But a raw, raw guy, eventually.
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Wouldn't you think Dan Campbell is a defensive-minded coach?
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Of course.
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No, he's an offensive guy.
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Because he was a tight end.
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Exactly.
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So this is my point.
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Like, what does he do?
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He's motivation, that's it.
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And those kinds of guys, I feel like eventually the message stales because it's a message, it's not a scheme.
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But we love him, Danny.
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I love the guy.
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No, no, no.
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I love the guy.
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I love the guy.
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I'll never root against Dan Campbell.
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There's also the reality of football.
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Okay.
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So I have the Lions not making it.
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Uh then we're going to go to the NFC South.
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That putrid hellscape of a division.
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Yeah.
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I would have picked the Saints.
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Gotta pick somebody.
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I like Shuck.
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So if we're going to go with the Saints, there's no way that anyone else is coming out of that division.
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The Panthers look frisky, but I think the Saints are actually a weird middling good team.
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I mean, they were all eight and nine and the Saints were seven and ten last year.
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So it's like they were all the same team.
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So all right.
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Then out of the West, now we're getting all the playoff teams.
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Because I actually think that three playoff teams are coming from the West.
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I actually think that the Rams I would have picked to win it because they have a super team, as much as you can get in one.
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But as all super teams eventually do, they're imploding.
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The dream team.
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They know very well, the dream team.
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Thanks, Vince Young.
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Appreciate that.
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Your wonderful contributions to that.
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He's lucid year.
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He's listening in right now.
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If you are, Vince.
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Since he's unemployed, he probably is.
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Yeah, he's got nothing better to do.
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Anyway, so I think we're going to go with the Rams would have won the division.
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They still might.
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Then I think the Seahawks, defending champions, and just look good.
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I mean, they're coming off a loss this week.
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That's a good team.
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I love that coach.
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He is great.
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Love listening to him.
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He is a good coach.
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Yeah.
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Do I have the defense just?
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And that's coming from a Niners fan.
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That's right.
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And then I have your Niners also in the playoffs.
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They'll probably have seven players with an ACL left, but they'll somehow make the playoffs because Kyle Shanahan is that good.
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Genius.
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Yeah.
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So that leaves the East with apparently one wild.
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Only one is coming out of here.
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No, no, no.
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You'd only pick the Packers.
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Yeah, and the Packers.
00:30:36.880 --> 00:30:38.880
Okay, so just one is coming out of this one.
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One coming out of the East and it's the Eagles.
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It's the Eagles.
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Yeah.
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Who are we going to go for?
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Jackson Dart before blowing the ACL?
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No way.
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Now after the no ACL, no Eagles.
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Nine.
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So I didn't hear that.
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Yeah, he got traded for a fifth.
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Okay.
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Yeah, yeah.
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So then I think they're going to suck.
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The Redskins suck Redskins.
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Not Commanders.
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We say Redskins.
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You heard us say gay and retarded.
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We also say Redskins.
00:31:07.839 --> 00:31:10.079
Yeah, we don't acknowledge the commanders.
00:31:10.799 --> 00:31:12.720
You didn't call the Redskins gay and retarded.
00:31:13.119 --> 00:31:16.160
Well, I would do that, but this is just how we roll here.
00:31:16.400 --> 00:31:16.559
Yeah.
00:31:16.720 --> 00:31:18.640
So the Redskins also are not good.
00:31:18.720 --> 00:31:20.880
And then Jaden Daniels got hurt, so what are they going to do?
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It really is, as usual, the last couple of years, Cowboys and Eagles.
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Cowboys, I think, are going to score 30 points a game.
00:31:27.440 --> 00:31:29.839
And give up 35 points a game.
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Check.
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So that's going to be a problem for you guys.
00:31:32.720 --> 00:31:35.440
I also think the whole division's overrated.
00:31:35.519 --> 00:31:39.279
So I think the Eagles were never going like 12 and 5 or anything.
00:31:39.359 --> 00:31:43.119
I think it's actually going to be a bloodbath year where there's a lot of losses to each other.
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There's bad losses for each team.
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I think the Eagles are coming in somewhere like 10 and 7 with a lot hanging in the balance towards the end.
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Even though this is an even year.
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Yeah.
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It doesn't, it still didn't feel great coming into it.
00:31:59.519 --> 00:32:01.119
There's a lot of bad juju around.
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Alright.
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So there's your 14 playoff teams.
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Give me your final four.
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So final four, I think, by the way, the Eagles are getting bounced early.
00:32:09.119 --> 00:32:11.519
This is another wild card game and out year.
00:32:11.599 --> 00:32:11.680
Oh.
00:32:11.920 --> 00:32:13.440
That's uh that's where I even lose.
00:32:13.680 --> 00:32:16.240
Maybe lose at home or win at home and lose the next round.
00:32:16.400 --> 00:32:17.119
Yeah, something like that.
00:32:17.279 --> 00:32:18.880
So they're not making it to the final four.
00:32:18.960 --> 00:32:23.680
So the final four, I think in the AFC we're running back just another classic.
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I think we can have uh the Ravens versus the Bills, I think is going to be our championship.
00:32:29.519 --> 00:32:32.400
And what's cool is that'll be the first for one of those QBs.
00:32:32.559 --> 00:32:37.920
I think one of those QBs will be to make it to the one of them will slay the dragon by slaying each other.
00:32:38.240 --> 00:32:39.039
That would be awesome, though.
00:32:39.200 --> 00:32:39.279
Yeah.
00:32:39.440 --> 00:32:41.759
So some of them will be able to slay Mahomes.
00:32:41.839 --> 00:32:44.319
One of them will get to do it, but they'll have to.
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Um and then I think the Bills actually come out of that to go to the Super Bowl.
00:32:48.160 --> 00:32:49.680
So, you know, chalk pick.
00:32:49.759 --> 00:32:50.720
So many people love the Bills.
00:32:50.960 --> 00:32:53.359
But I think Josh Allen is finally better.
00:32:53.440 --> 00:32:56.960
He'll do less retarded things to lose a retarded game.
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They have that new stadium.
00:32:58.559 --> 00:33:00.000
The Bill fans deserve it.
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They go to the they go to the Super Bowl.
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All right, NFC.
00:33:02.720 --> 00:33:07.920
NFC, I think you've got the Rams, they're unkillable.
00:33:08.079 --> 00:33:09.839
How do you eventually they have to win, right?
00:33:10.000 --> 00:33:11.200
They're going all in for one more.
00:33:11.519 --> 00:33:12.319
Yeah, so we'll see.
00:33:12.400 --> 00:33:15.839
But I would I think the Rams are gonna be in the championship game again.
00:33:16.079 --> 00:33:17.920
Who they're gonna play is the hard one for me.
00:33:18.079 --> 00:33:20.880
Again, the Eagles are not gonna make it, so where are we going?
00:33:20.960 --> 00:33:21.920
We're not going the South.
00:33:22.240 --> 00:33:24.960
Chicago or another NFC West team.
00:33:25.119 --> 00:33:32.880
No, I think it's either gonna be Chicago, and then I was thinking about the Seahawks again, because I just I I genuinely think the Niners will get too hurt.
00:33:32.960 --> 00:33:34.960
You guys have a substation, it kills everybody.
00:33:35.519 --> 00:33:37.119
So I'm not gonna argue.
00:33:37.440 --> 00:33:42.160
I think Chicago had them enough ascension last year that they could keep that going.
00:33:42.319 --> 00:33:43.359
I think that continues.
00:33:43.440 --> 00:33:48.720
So I think that you're seeing the Rams, Bears, and unfortunately, I think the Rams will win.
00:33:48.799 --> 00:33:49.680
I don't want them to.
00:33:49.920 --> 00:33:54.160
It's a chalky Super Bowl, but I think it will be Rams, Bills, Super Bowl.
00:33:54.400 --> 00:33:54.640
All right.
00:33:54.799 --> 00:33:56.640
Who's your Super Bowl winner?
00:33:57.920 --> 00:34:01.200
You had to, and you gotta go before the season, what you would have said.
00:34:01.359 --> 00:34:01.920
Yeah.
00:34:02.160 --> 00:34:05.279
I want it to be Josh Allen on the record, but I think it's the Rams.
00:34:05.359 --> 00:34:05.519
Okay.
00:34:06.480 --> 00:34:07.440
They come in waves.
00:34:08.000 --> 00:34:13.679
I mean, they're they're one and two right now, but like a lot of teams have been one and two and ended up doing great.
00:34:13.760 --> 00:34:16.559
I think including didn't the Seahawks start one and two last year or maybe not?
00:34:16.719 --> 00:34:18.079
I can't remember, but it sounds right.
00:34:18.239 --> 00:34:19.519
Sounds good, so we'll go with it.
00:34:19.679 --> 00:34:21.039
All right, regular season MVP.
00:34:21.199 --> 00:34:22.639
Josh Allen wins his MVP.
00:34:22.880 --> 00:34:23.199
Okay.
00:34:23.440 --> 00:34:25.679
I like I I like a lot of those picks.
00:34:25.920 --> 00:34:26.320
I do too.
00:34:26.960 --> 00:34:27.840
I'm with a lot of those picks.
00:34:27.920 --> 00:34:28.559
All right, well, let's get a lot of things.
00:34:30.239 --> 00:34:33.679
Okay, well, I mean, um just snaking back.
00:34:33.840 --> 00:34:36.880
I had Josh Allen MVP before the season started.
00:34:37.199 --> 00:34:40.400
Okay, so you're you're starting with MVP, Josh Allen regular season MVP.
00:34:40.639 --> 00:34:47.840
And it was for the same reasons that he mentioned, like doing less dumb stuff to like try and be the Superman.
00:34:48.159 --> 00:34:49.760
Just play your game.
00:34:49.920 --> 00:34:51.840
Which and and I think he's gonna do that.
00:34:52.000 --> 00:34:54.800
I love him with Joe Brady as his head coach.
00:34:54.960 --> 00:34:56.960
I uh he's an offensive guy.
00:34:57.119 --> 00:35:04.400
Uh Joe Brady was the uh he was the offensive coordinator that had a dual coordinating system in LSU when Burrow went off and won the the Natty.
00:35:04.480 --> 00:35:05.199
Oh, I thought if he was.
00:35:05.440 --> 00:35:06.000
Joe Brady was there?
00:35:06.159 --> 00:35:10.880
Brady, he was he was uh they had two offensive coordinators, he was the pass like guru.
00:35:11.119 --> 00:35:15.039
Uh a rare opportunity when when you have two coordinators, you don't have none.
00:35:15.280 --> 00:35:16.000
You have two.
00:35:16.159 --> 00:35:16.800
Well okay.
00:35:16.880 --> 00:35:19.280
It's not like two quarterbacks or two drummers.
00:35:19.440 --> 00:35:19.840
Okay, go.
00:35:20.079 --> 00:35:20.719
Yeah, all right.
00:35:20.800 --> 00:35:23.840
So uh yeah, Alan as uh as the MVP.
00:35:24.079 --> 00:35:26.400
All right, so let's go NFC.
00:35:27.119 --> 00:35:28.159
There's no way.
00:35:28.320 --> 00:35:44.079
I mean, I'm not a Cowboys fan, but I'm not even though I grew up as a Niners fan, and them and the Cowboys were like a thing, and and through the nineties, we were the reason you didn't three P like And we were you were also the reason we did three out of four, too.
00:35:44.159 --> 00:35:46.800
Like I mean you kept us from four-peeding.
00:35:47.280 --> 00:35:48.719
Yeah, I mean, yeah.
00:35:49.199 --> 00:35:49.360
Okay.
00:35:49.679 --> 00:35:50.960
So even even so.
00:35:51.599 --> 00:35:53.440
Um it's been a long time.
00:35:53.519 --> 00:35:54.400
We can't remember these things.
00:35:54.719 --> 00:35:59.280
Even so, I'm I'm I'm I'm giving I'm giving Cowboys the a playoff shot here.
00:35:59.360 --> 00:36:03.199
But division or just a wild card and the Eagles win the division?
00:36:03.519 --> 00:36:04.400
I think division.
00:36:04.719 --> 00:36:04.880
Okay.
00:36:05.119 --> 00:36:08.559
I think I've got the Cowboys winning the division and the Eagles as the wild card.
00:36:09.119 --> 00:36:09.280
Okay.
00:36:09.519 --> 00:36:10.400
Uh I'll take it.
00:36:10.880 --> 00:36:11.199
All right.
00:36:11.440 --> 00:36:12.079
All right, let's go.
00:36:12.639 --> 00:36:18.639
Okay, so I'm gonna go um we'll go NFC South, which is just garbage.
00:36:20.000 --> 00:36:29.679
Um it's like all right, before the season started, I would have not said the Saints.
00:36:29.760 --> 00:36:32.400
I'd have been like, no, they're they they're not ready.
00:36:32.639 --> 00:36:34.320
So you gotta go and what you won't say.
00:36:34.800 --> 00:36:35.599
I won't say them.
00:36:35.760 --> 00:36:36.079
Okay.
00:36:36.639 --> 00:36:39.119
I will say Atlanta.
00:36:39.360 --> 00:36:39.679
Okay.
00:36:39.920 --> 00:36:42.400
And the only reason is just because we were the same.
00:36:42.719 --> 00:36:43.360
Yeah, go ahead.
00:36:44.400 --> 00:36:46.719
It's just Bijan is just that I mean they look great.
00:36:47.039 --> 00:36:49.760
Bijan is just that slotted the Packers.
00:36:50.079 --> 00:36:54.639
I would have I would have said I would have said probably looking like division winners on Thursday.
00:36:54.719 --> 00:36:55.440
That was that's good.
00:36:55.920 --> 00:36:57.840
Yeah, that's your deep, that's your deep pick.
00:36:58.800 --> 00:37:00.719
As long as Bichon doesn't blow an ACL.
00:37:01.199 --> 00:37:02.639
Don't put that juju out there.
00:37:03.440 --> 00:37:05.760
Okay, and obviously no one else.
00:37:05.920 --> 00:37:06.159
Okay.
00:37:06.480 --> 00:37:12.079
NFC North, I also had the Bears winning the division, but I'm gonna say the wild card is the Lions.
00:37:12.239 --> 00:37:13.840
I got the Packers missing out.
00:37:14.159 --> 00:37:18.239
Oh, so you only have two playoff teams from the West.
00:37:19.119 --> 00:37:20.800
Okay, let's hear it.
00:37:23.519 --> 00:37:27.039
I think that the Rams are gonna win the division.
00:37:27.280 --> 00:37:27.440
Okay.
00:37:28.480 --> 00:37:30.800
I'm gonna say that the Niners get in.
00:37:31.199 --> 00:37:38.559
You have the defending Super Bowl champion Seahawks who are returning like 20 of 22 starters missing the playoffs.
00:37:38.800 --> 00:37:39.119
That's right.
00:37:39.440 --> 00:37:40.000
Why?
00:37:41.039 --> 00:37:50.480
Because I feel like they're going they do have a young defense, and I just I just feel like they're going to have Super Bowl hangover for sure.
00:37:50.880 --> 00:37:55.920
They're not gonna come at it as aggressively, they're not playing with the same sense of urgency.
00:37:56.079 --> 00:38:01.119
And then last year, if you remember, it was just down the stretch where that defense just got locked in.
00:38:01.599 --> 00:38:05.599
The first part of the season, they were just a regular NFL team.
00:38:06.159 --> 00:38:09.840
So this year, I I just I think that they're they're young guys.
00:38:10.000 --> 00:38:14.159
They a lot of them, human nature is gonna be like, man, we kind of proved it.
00:38:14.559 --> 00:38:18.559
And and lay back a little bit when they don't need to.
00:38:18.639 --> 00:38:20.320
I think there's gonna be some critical games.
00:38:20.559 --> 00:38:21.840
I mean Washington.
00:38:22.239 --> 00:38:26.159
Washington just took them out with their backup quarterback, and Washington, I don't have them making the playoffs.
00:38:26.239 --> 00:38:42.719
Um I re I understand this is also week three, but anyway, uh so yeah, I I just I don't think wouldn't be surprised if they do, but it's Rams Niners or I think I think both of them are gonna make it.
00:38:43.039 --> 00:38:43.199
Okay.
00:38:43.440 --> 00:38:46.239
I think that's the first bold prediction so far.
00:38:46.880 --> 00:38:50.239
Okay, so uh where did uh you gotta go AFC five?
00:38:50.639 --> 00:38:51.679
Did we go AFC?
00:38:52.320 --> 00:38:52.400
No.
00:38:52.880 --> 00:38:54.320
I don't think you did AFC prediction.
00:38:55.840 --> 00:38:56.639
Oh oh I did.
00:38:56.800 --> 00:38:58.880
I went to okay, so we'll go back there.
00:38:58.960 --> 00:39:00.480
AFC North is where I started.
00:39:00.639 --> 00:39:02.239
And I had Ravens and Bingles.
00:39:02.719 --> 00:39:03.039
Okay.
00:39:03.360 --> 00:39:04.639
So Ravens winning it.
00:39:05.119 --> 00:39:07.119
Bingles as the wild card coming out of that.
00:39:08.000 --> 00:39:11.199
Um then we'll go AFT East.
00:39:11.679 --> 00:39:12.480
I got the Bills.
00:39:18.800 --> 00:39:18.960
Okay.
00:39:19.199 --> 00:39:21.119
Um you had the Patriots missing?
00:39:21.440 --> 00:39:22.639
No, the Patriots making.
00:39:22.880 --> 00:39:28.159
I'm gonna give the Patriots the the wild card, even though I feel like I I wouldn't be surprised if they if they missed.
00:39:28.400 --> 00:39:29.119
Well now, yeah.
00:39:29.199 --> 00:39:30.400
But yeah, before seasoning.
00:39:30.639 --> 00:39:34.000
Before season, yeah, I would have I would have totally yeah, I would have totally said it.
00:39:34.559 --> 00:39:34.880
Okay.
00:39:35.119 --> 00:39:37.760
Um let's see, did that oh South.
00:39:37.920 --> 00:39:42.079
I did have Texans as the division winners.
00:39:42.400 --> 00:39:43.360
Uh I have to stick with that.
00:39:43.679 --> 00:39:44.239
Gotta stick with it.
00:39:45.039 --> 00:39:45.440
Men of Armor.
00:39:45.599 --> 00:39:57.599
I'm feeling great about it, but anytime you got a good defense, uh you can turn around in the second part of the season, which is why the Seahawks, you know, still could surprise me, and I wouldn't be surprised.
00:39:57.760 --> 00:40:00.559
But I'm another fan, so I hate the Seahawks too.
00:40:00.800 --> 00:40:00.960
Okay.
00:40:01.679 --> 00:40:05.840
Somehow wrap that back around to another and give me the Colts behind them.
00:40:06.000 --> 00:40:10.559
Because I I was they were yes last year awesome before Daniel Jones hurt his knee.
00:40:10.800 --> 00:40:12.159
And so this year I'm like, you know what?
00:40:12.239 --> 00:40:15.199
If he stays healthy, Jonathan Taylor is a stud.
00:40:15.599 --> 00:40:17.039
Like he's still a stud.
00:40:17.199 --> 00:40:20.559
So wow, so you got only one team coming out of that West.
00:40:21.440 --> 00:40:22.719
Do I already got that?
00:40:22.960 --> 00:40:24.320
You said the Patriots are a wild card?
00:40:24.719 --> 00:40:27.039
The Bengals are a wild card, the Colts are a wild card.
00:40:27.199 --> 00:40:28.239
Those are your three wild cards.
00:40:28.400 --> 00:40:29.039
So that's it.
00:40:29.840 --> 00:40:31.039
Well, that sucks.
00:40:31.679 --> 00:40:33.039
Chiefs, Chargers, Broncos.
00:40:33.440 --> 00:40:35.920
Didn't do that math very raiders.
00:40:36.159 --> 00:40:40.320
Well, I had okay, so I had the uh I had the Chiefs on bounce back season.
00:40:40.480 --> 00:40:45.440
I'm just they're not I don't think that's gonna be last year was a little one-off with the the injuries.
00:40:45.519 --> 00:40:49.679
I just give me give me Chiefs in that division until somebody else comes and takes it.
00:40:49.920 --> 00:40:50.239
Okay.
00:40:50.559 --> 00:40:51.519
So you're top four.
00:40:51.599 --> 00:40:53.119
So who's your AFC championship?
00:40:53.440 --> 00:40:55.760
I really don't like I didn't have a wild car coming out of the AFC West.
00:40:56.079 --> 00:40:57.119
That's what you're gonna think ahead.
00:40:57.360 --> 00:40:58.559
You wanted the Colts.
00:40:59.280 --> 00:41:00.960
You might be right, though, to be honest.
00:41:01.280 --> 00:41:02.559
It's uh who knows?
00:41:02.639 --> 00:41:03.440
We don't know anything about this.
00:41:03.679 --> 00:41:04.719
Now we know the Chargers sucks.
00:41:05.199 --> 00:41:06.400
The Raiders can't be good.
00:41:06.719 --> 00:41:08.000
They just can't, not at 3-0.
00:41:08.079 --> 00:41:08.480
They can't be good.
00:41:08.639 --> 00:41:10.719
I don't care if they're 7-0, they're not making the players.
00:41:12.320 --> 00:41:14.719
So who's your AFC championship game, Tyler?
00:41:15.360 --> 00:41:19.119
Uh I think it's gonna run back with Allen and Mahomes.
00:41:19.519 --> 00:41:19.760
Okay.
00:41:20.000 --> 00:41:20.320
Again?
00:41:20.639 --> 00:41:21.840
Yeah, I'm almost tired of it.
00:41:21.920 --> 00:41:24.639
I I know, but it's a it happened one time.
00:41:25.280 --> 00:41:29.199
Well, I mean happened in our minds 17 times, but it happened one time actually.
00:41:30.960 --> 00:41:31.920
It was awesome, yeah.
00:41:32.159 --> 00:41:37.039
Um and I would love, I would absolutely love him to Allen to win.
00:41:37.360 --> 00:41:39.599
Slay the dragon and slay the dragon, finally get there.
00:41:39.840 --> 00:41:41.119
What about your NFC championship?
00:41:41.360 --> 00:41:43.039
NFC championship.
00:41:44.800 --> 00:41:49.199
Um, I'm not mad at your Rams, Bears pick.
00:41:49.360 --> 00:41:51.199
I feel like if I pick the Niners, I curse them.
00:41:51.599 --> 00:41:53.440
That's a good yeah, it's a good way to think.
00:41:53.679 --> 00:41:56.880
You should never expect your team to do well, then you'll always feel a little better.
00:41:57.039 --> 00:41:57.599
Yeah.
00:41:57.840 --> 00:42:02.239
Um I think I'll go with that.
00:42:02.320 --> 00:42:04.239
I think I think I'll do the Rams, Bears.
00:42:04.559 --> 00:42:04.719
Yeah.
00:42:04.880 --> 00:42:11.440
I mean, before I came in, I didn't exactly think, okay, we're gonna do absolute Super Bowl picks here.
00:42:11.679 --> 00:42:24.159
But yeah, I would and I'll say I'll say give me the uh the Rams over the Bears for no other reason other than conspiracy because I just feel like LA's a bigger market and there's gonna be some bad officiating.
00:42:24.880 --> 00:42:27.360
Just like last time they went to the Super Bowl and won it.
00:42:27.679 --> 00:42:31.199
The spirit of our compatriot Gary from the NFL lives on in Tyler.
00:42:31.440 --> 00:42:33.039
There has to be a conspiracy theory behind it.
00:42:33.199 --> 00:42:34.159
There has to be the NFL.
00:42:34.480 --> 00:42:38.079
So we got again, I think again, yeah, Rams Bills.
00:42:38.480 --> 00:42:39.920
Who's the who wins?
00:42:40.159 --> 00:42:40.880
Give me Bills.
00:42:41.199 --> 00:42:42.000
Alright, perfect.
00:42:42.320 --> 00:42:43.920
So one of us will be happy.
00:42:44.159 --> 00:42:44.400
Okay.
00:42:44.639 --> 00:42:46.159
Alright, Josh, what are your picks here?
00:42:46.320 --> 00:42:47.840
So let's run it back with the AFC.
00:42:48.079 --> 00:42:48.960
I gotta say.
00:42:51.599 --> 00:42:54.159
I made these predictions before the season.
00:42:54.880 --> 00:43:01.039
And I recorded them, so I'm going, I have integrity, and some of you did sometimes have integrity also.
00:43:01.119 --> 00:43:02.480
I'm gonna have pure integrity.
00:43:02.639 --> 00:43:05.280
This is what I said before the season, okay?
00:43:05.519 --> 00:43:05.840
Okay.
00:43:06.159 --> 00:43:07.039
And I'm not starting.
00:43:07.440 --> 00:43:09.039
I don't know if he's saying this to look good.
00:43:09.119 --> 00:43:12.559
Yeah, or if he's saying to really let everyone know he has pure integrity.
00:43:12.960 --> 00:43:15.519
Because it looks stupid now, but it didn't look stupid three weeks ago.
00:43:15.679 --> 00:43:16.000
Okay.
00:43:16.159 --> 00:43:17.119
Not all of it.
00:43:17.360 --> 00:43:21.840
And there's gonna be not a lot of variety in the end.
00:43:22.079 --> 00:43:28.000
So the one thing I'm gonna change, and I'm just gonna say it, because I had Josh Allen as a regular season MVP.
00:43:28.639 --> 00:43:29.440
We can't go three for three.
00:43:30.800 --> 00:43:30.960
No.
00:43:31.119 --> 00:43:31.599
We're not going.
00:43:31.920 --> 00:43:39.760
I'm gonna go with what I have heard that sounded ridiculous to me as a Cowboys fan from so many pundits.
00:43:40.239 --> 00:43:41.280
And I'm just gonna go with it.
00:43:41.519 --> 00:43:42.639
You thought you were going to the Super Bowl?
00:43:42.880 --> 00:43:43.280
No, no, no.
00:43:43.360 --> 00:43:47.039
We're starting with the stupidest thing, regular season MVP.
00:43:47.280 --> 00:43:47.760
Oh, okay.
00:43:48.480 --> 00:43:49.360
Dak Brasco.
00:43:49.679 --> 00:43:50.159
No way.
00:43:50.880 --> 00:43:53.280
I I have heard this predicted many times.
00:43:53.440 --> 00:43:54.400
You y'all have heard it too.
00:43:54.639 --> 00:43:56.719
I've also heard about these flat earthers.
00:43:58.400 --> 00:43:59.760
Okay, well, I'm just gonna say.
00:44:00.239 --> 00:44:09.760
That because I don't want to be that's the one thing I'm gonna change based on y'all's uh predictions because I also had y'all touch on the start integrity everywhere else, I guess.
00:44:10.079 --> 00:44:16.480
I'm gonna start with the NFC because I'm gonna start with the least dramatic thing.
00:44:16.719 --> 00:44:18.639
You didn't have this, but you had it.
00:44:18.719 --> 00:44:22.079
I'm gonna go with three wild three playoff teams from the NFC West.
00:44:23.039 --> 00:44:29.519
Rams win the division, Seahawks and 49ers are my wild cards.
00:44:30.079 --> 00:44:33.039
Garbage NFC South, just pick one.
00:44:33.199 --> 00:44:34.800
I picked the Saints to start with.
00:44:35.599 --> 00:44:36.639
Just because it's fun.
00:44:36.719 --> 00:44:38.480
I like they're all the same team.
00:44:39.039 --> 00:44:41.039
So I'll just pick the Saints.
00:44:41.360 --> 00:44:42.880
Okay, the North.
00:44:44.480 --> 00:44:49.039
I believe in Caleb Williams as much as I believe in Jameis Winston.
00:44:49.519 --> 00:45:00.159
I believe Caleb Williams, when I first had this take, you may remember this, will have a career somewhere between Jamarcus Russell and Jameis Winston.
00:45:01.039 --> 00:45:04.480
I know that seems very harsh now because he had a really, really good season.
00:45:04.639 --> 00:45:09.599
And in their first two games, they averaged 31 points a game.
00:45:09.920 --> 00:45:11.760
Now 59 of them were in game one.
00:45:12.079 --> 00:45:12.719
Right.
00:45:13.119 --> 00:45:15.679
So I think that will be what we will see.
00:45:15.760 --> 00:45:19.920
And Caleb Williams got a really bad Aoi, and we thought it was the end of the world.
00:45:20.159 --> 00:45:20.559
Really bad.
00:45:21.119 --> 00:45:21.920
He sure did.
00:45:22.239 --> 00:45:24.639
So that's why I think it's mental.
00:45:24.800 --> 00:45:27.760
I think Caleb Williams could have all the talent in the world.
00:45:27.840 --> 00:45:29.519
And I I actually hope I'm wrong.
00:45:29.599 --> 00:45:32.239
I actually hope I assess this wrong.
00:45:32.400 --> 00:45:37.920
I think Caleb Williams has an IQ of around room temperature.
00:45:38.159 --> 00:45:40.159
So he's not going to be successful.
00:45:40.320 --> 00:45:42.400
He's going to be maybe Cam Newton.
00:45:42.719 --> 00:45:43.440
Maybe Cam Newton.
00:45:43.679 --> 00:45:46.159
You can be sensitive and the Super Bowl.
00:45:46.480 --> 00:45:47.519
Yes, one time.
00:45:47.679 --> 00:45:49.360
And had a really great season.
00:45:49.519 --> 00:45:51.760
And he was a child and a retard.
00:45:51.920 --> 00:45:53.280
And that's why he was never successful.
00:45:53.840 --> 00:45:55.360
Is that why he wears weird hats?
00:45:55.760 --> 00:45:58.320
If he was still playing, would he wear a gay helmet?
00:45:58.639 --> 00:46:01.440
That guy had all the physical talent.
00:46:01.519 --> 00:46:02.559
Remember his game one?
00:46:02.719 --> 00:46:03.679
Let's just pause for a second.
00:46:03.920 --> 00:46:04.639
Against the Cardinals.
00:46:04.880 --> 00:46:07.679
His first game in the regular season, we were in awe.
00:46:07.840 --> 00:46:09.760
We were like, we thought this guy was good.
00:46:09.920 --> 00:46:11.679
Now we know he's great.
00:46:12.000 --> 00:46:27.920
He should have been, we should have been talking about like okay, Tom Brady's the goat, we can't talk about, but next we it'd be like Peyton Manning, uh Drew Brees, Aaron Rodgers, and he should be in that conversation with the talent he had.
00:46:28.159 --> 00:46:32.960
But because he's a dimwit and low character, he's never gonna be in that conversation.
00:46:33.119 --> 00:46:34.400
He's not even gonna be a Hall of Famer.
00:46:34.639 --> 00:46:35.440
No, no, definitely not.
00:46:35.679 --> 00:46:36.320
Not even close.
00:46:36.480 --> 00:46:40.960
Okay, so I think Caleb Williams is at best, so I'll modify.
00:46:41.760 --> 00:46:46.000
He's somewhere between Jamarcus Russell and Cam Newton.
00:46:46.639 --> 00:46:48.559
So I have Chicago missing the playoffs.
00:46:48.719 --> 00:46:50.079
I had it at the beginning of the season.
00:46:50.320 --> 00:46:52.000
The Green Bay Packers.
00:46:52.880 --> 00:46:56.320
You know what their record is since Micah Parsons got injured?
00:46:56.639 --> 00:46:58.239
Uh four and eight.
00:46:58.639 --> 00:46:59.679
One and seven.
00:47:00.719 --> 00:47:04.480
And the one win was that stupid overtime win versus the Jets last week.
00:47:04.800 --> 00:47:07.760
That's the only game they have won without Micah Parsons.
00:47:08.159 --> 00:47:08.559
Dang.
00:47:09.039 --> 00:47:11.039
I do not believe in the Green Bay Packers at all.
00:47:11.119 --> 00:47:15.440
All they have done since Aaron Rodgers left is three straight seven seeds.
00:47:15.760 --> 00:47:17.599
I don't have them making the playoffs.
00:47:17.760 --> 00:47:19.840
I have Detroit winning that division.
00:47:19.920 --> 00:47:25.119
I think Detroit, we forget, last year they were nine and eight, and it was struggled.
00:47:25.280 --> 00:47:27.760
The year before that, they were the number one seed.
00:47:27.920 --> 00:47:30.239
The year before that, they went to the NFC Championship game.
00:47:31.119 --> 00:47:34.480
I think they returned to that level of form in the regular season.
00:47:34.559 --> 00:47:34.639
Okay.
00:47:34.880 --> 00:47:35.840
And they win the division.
00:47:36.159 --> 00:47:36.480
Nice.
00:47:36.639 --> 00:47:40.960
So that leaves me with two playoff teams from the NFC East.
00:47:41.199 --> 00:47:43.119
Well, you said nothing about the Vikings.
00:47:43.440 --> 00:47:45.199
The Vikings are a fraud.
00:47:45.840 --> 00:47:47.440
They were nine and eight last year.
00:47:47.599 --> 00:47:48.719
They came on at the end of the season.
00:47:48.880 --> 00:47:50.239
What do you think of what do you think of the Vikings?
00:47:50.400 --> 00:47:51.360
You said nothing of the Vikings.
00:47:51.760 --> 00:47:53.440
None of us have the right to be digging the playoffs.
00:47:53.920 --> 00:47:54.639
That's true.
00:47:54.800 --> 00:48:02.320
But you went through the teams in that division, but you without mentioning the team that misses the playoffs all the time.
00:48:03.280 --> 00:48:04.800
Did they miss the playoffs last year?
00:48:05.039 --> 00:48:05.840
Yes, of course they did.
00:48:06.400 --> 00:48:10.880
Now, two years ago, they were playing the Lions for the number one season.
00:48:13.280 --> 00:48:15.199
What if he wore a big fat helmet?
00:48:16.400 --> 00:48:19.679
Actually, that would that would reinforce my belief of who Kyler Murray is.
00:48:19.760 --> 00:48:21.199
But anyway, we're going to the East.
00:48:21.280 --> 00:48:22.079
Let me let me move on.
00:48:23.119 --> 00:48:26.239
So I'm going to my beginning of the season picks.
00:48:26.639 --> 00:48:28.559
Eagles win the division.
00:48:28.719 --> 00:48:30.239
Cowboys are a wild card.
00:48:30.480 --> 00:48:35.199
I do think the Cowboys, they were 7-9-1 last year.
00:48:35.440 --> 00:48:36.719
I thought they made upgrades.
00:48:36.960 --> 00:48:39.840
I thought they could be like a 10-win team this year.
00:48:40.800 --> 00:48:47.039
We'll talk about it later when we get into our teams, but I think that is they're about what I thought they would be, even though they're one and two.
00:48:47.360 --> 00:48:48.880
However, I'm sticking with that.
00:48:49.199 --> 00:48:50.320
And that's what I said at the beginning of the year.
00:48:50.639 --> 00:48:56.480
In the words of the enumerative uh coach Green, they are who we thought they were.
00:48:56.960 --> 00:48:57.599
We thought they were.
00:48:57.840 --> 00:48:59.440
Alright, so that's my NFC picks.
00:48:59.599 --> 00:49:00.800
Let's go AFC.
00:49:01.920 --> 00:49:02.800
Let's go to the East.
00:49:02.880 --> 00:49:06.639
I had the Bills winning and I had the Patriots making the playoffs.
00:49:06.880 --> 00:49:07.599
Still in play.
00:49:07.840 --> 00:49:08.400
Still in play.
00:49:08.480 --> 00:49:11.440
I think the Patriots, I mean, Drake May looks terrible.
00:49:11.920 --> 00:49:12.559
Terrible.
00:49:12.800 --> 00:49:14.480
He's still scared for the Super Bowl.
00:49:15.119 --> 00:49:19.599
And in week one, he was, you know, he saw with Seattle on week one and was like, damn it.
00:49:19.920 --> 00:49:22.239
Case Keenum has more touchdowns than Drake May.
00:49:22.320 --> 00:49:24.079
Case Keenum has played one game against the Eagles.
00:49:24.320 --> 00:49:26.159
How many touchdowns does Drake May have?
00:49:26.320 --> 00:49:26.639
One.
00:49:26.800 --> 00:49:29.599
I was going to say, I think I almost have as many touchdowns as Drake May.
00:49:30.559 --> 00:49:32.719
He's beaten me by one, and I've never played a game.
00:49:32.880 --> 00:49:35.599
Okay, so I still have them making the playoffs.
00:49:35.840 --> 00:49:41.519
South, I don't know which do you remember the Colts were the most fraudulent 7-in-1 team I've ever seen in my life.
00:49:41.840 --> 00:49:42.880
Yeah, they were pretty fraudy.
00:49:43.119 --> 00:49:45.920
So I thought the Colts are maybe a 500 team.
00:49:46.079 --> 00:49:49.760
I believe in the Jaguars and the Texans.
00:49:49.920 --> 00:49:53.599
I know they haven't had a great start, but I picked them at the beginning of the season.
00:49:53.679 --> 00:49:55.760
They started 0-3 last year and made the playoffs.
00:49:55.840 --> 00:49:57.440
I think they have a good enough defense.
00:49:57.599 --> 00:49:58.559
And they're not.
00:49:59.679 --> 00:50:01.679
I still I still I'm sticking with that.
00:50:01.840 --> 00:50:02.000
Okay.
00:50:03.039 --> 00:50:03.519
Who wins though?
00:50:03.679 --> 00:50:04.880
The Jags win.
00:50:05.679 --> 00:50:09.519
I have Jags as the division winner and the uh Texans as a wild card.
00:50:09.840 --> 00:50:10.079
Got it.
00:50:10.159 --> 00:50:13.440
Because the quote was I believe in the Jaguars.
00:50:13.679 --> 00:50:14.159
I believe in them.
00:50:14.239 --> 00:50:14.800
I believe in the Jaguars.
00:50:14.880 --> 00:50:17.039
And that felt that felt very convincing.
00:50:17.199 --> 00:50:17.360
Yeah.
00:50:17.599 --> 00:50:19.840
I believe in them as far as winning the division.
00:50:20.000 --> 00:50:22.559
I don't know about the Neil on the one-yard line by the quarterback.
00:50:22.639 --> 00:50:23.360
Maybe we'll talk about that.
00:50:23.599 --> 00:50:24.800
That's just for fantasy purposes.
00:50:25.039 --> 00:50:26.079
Yeah, maybe it's a scan.
00:50:26.159 --> 00:50:28.639
Anyway, so let's move on to the north.
00:50:29.360 --> 00:50:35.280
I have the Bengals winning the division and the Ravens as the wild card.
00:50:35.440 --> 00:50:36.639
I I I was close.
00:50:36.800 --> 00:50:41.119
But then I just thought, man, it's I loved the Bengals coming in.
00:50:41.360 --> 00:50:43.920
I just think with Burrow healthy all year.
00:50:44.000 --> 00:50:46.480
I think they everyone thinks it's kind of similar to the Cowboys.
00:50:46.719 --> 00:50:47.199
Great offense.
00:50:47.280 --> 00:50:52.320
If they made some upgrades, if they're just decent, he just needs the 20th best defense in all.
00:50:52.639 --> 00:50:52.800
Exactly.
00:50:53.039 --> 00:50:53.599
That'll be okay.
00:50:53.840 --> 00:50:56.000
We've kind of seen that, so that's what was my thought.
00:50:57.360 --> 00:50:58.480
Some kind of O-line.
00:50:58.800 --> 00:50:59.280
Someone.
00:50:59.440 --> 00:51:00.159
So anyone.
00:51:00.480 --> 00:51:01.840
That leaves us with the West.
00:51:01.920 --> 00:51:06.800
And no one has mentioned the team last year with the best record in the NFL, the Denver Broncos.
00:51:07.119 --> 00:51:07.360
Broncos.
00:51:07.519 --> 00:51:08.800
None of y'all have in the playoffs.
00:51:09.039 --> 00:51:10.159
Well, I wanted them.
00:51:10.320 --> 00:51:11.440
I just did bad math.
00:51:11.519 --> 00:51:13.519
I don't believe in oh well, that's good of you.
00:51:13.599 --> 00:51:14.800
I don't believe in Bonecks.
00:51:15.199 --> 00:51:16.800
I don't believe in the Broncos either.
00:51:16.960 --> 00:51:22.079
I believe the Broncos pulled more wins out of their Keister last year than any team I've ever seen.
00:51:22.400 --> 00:51:24.400
I was surprised by their defense last year.
00:51:24.719 --> 00:51:30.400
Well, their defense was great last year, but they were barely squeaking out wins against the Giants and the Jets.
00:51:30.639 --> 00:51:33.440
They were they are they are a fraud.
00:51:33.599 --> 00:51:36.079
They are a 9-8 team at best.
00:51:36.159 --> 00:51:37.280
They missed the playoffs.
00:51:37.440 --> 00:51:42.079
The Chargers, everyone's offseason champions, I never believed in.
00:51:42.239 --> 00:51:45.280
The Raiders, I don't care if they're 3-0, 7-0, they're not making the playoffs.
00:51:45.440 --> 00:51:48.480
The Chiefs are the only team to come out of the AFC West.
00:51:48.800 --> 00:51:50.559
That's my seventh and final playoff.
00:51:50.800 --> 00:51:51.119
I like it.
00:51:51.280 --> 00:51:52.639
Who's your AFC championship game?
00:51:52.880 --> 00:51:54.079
AFC championship game.
00:51:54.159 --> 00:51:58.079
Speaking of the Chiefs, I think we see Mahomes and Allen again.
00:51:58.159 --> 00:51:58.960
That's what I predicted.
00:51:59.199 --> 00:51:59.519
Okay.
00:51:59.679 --> 00:52:04.000
And in the NFC, I predicted Rams and Seahawks again.
00:52:04.239 --> 00:52:04.559
Okay.
00:52:04.960 --> 00:52:10.719
And so I gotta stick with this this morning, but I predicted Rams and Bills.
00:52:12.239 --> 00:52:13.360
And Bills to win.
00:52:13.519 --> 00:52:14.159
There we go.
00:52:14.320 --> 00:52:18.880
So we were all over the place and other things and ended up in the same place every time.
00:52:19.440 --> 00:52:20.559
We know so much about football.
00:52:20.719 --> 00:52:21.039
Don't we?
00:52:21.280 --> 00:52:21.840
We're so good at this.
00:52:22.000 --> 00:52:24.000
That's why we all ended up in the exact same spot.
00:52:24.239 --> 00:52:24.480
Yep.
00:52:24.719 --> 00:52:27.519
They're probably the odds, the Vegas odds.
00:52:28.000 --> 00:52:29.679
I mean they were at the beginning of the season, right?
00:52:29.920 --> 00:52:30.159
Yeah.
00:52:30.559 --> 00:52:32.079
It's also you start playing out.
00:52:32.159 --> 00:52:38.320
Obviously, that's the best part about the NFL, though, as we kind of transition into just where we are generally for the season now.
00:52:38.559 --> 00:52:42.000
Obviously, every week we won't do picks, so we had to spend a lot of time on that.
00:52:42.239 --> 00:52:50.000
But what I like from the start of it, the worst team, the Dolphins, to the best team, they can still beat each other on any Sunday.
00:52:50.159 --> 00:52:50.719
That's a real thing.
00:52:50.880 --> 00:52:52.000
Any given Sunday is a real thing.
00:52:52.480 --> 00:52:53.199
You've seen it already.
00:52:53.360 --> 00:53:01.199
Yeah, it's already started, which is great because we also I think we also forget when you look back on a whole year, how things start last year.
00:53:01.360 --> 00:53:05.599
So, you know, you can have teams that are three and one and then get two wins the rest of the season.
00:53:06.480 --> 00:53:06.719
Injuries.
00:53:06.880 --> 00:53:09.199
Yeah, you can have teams that start 0-3 like the Texans.
00:53:09.280 --> 00:53:11.119
They've done it twice, 0-3 to playoffs.
00:53:11.280 --> 00:53:12.079
Only team to do it.
00:53:12.159 --> 00:53:12.480
Yep.
00:53:12.639 --> 00:53:15.920
So yeah, it's just a lot to see change.
00:53:16.159 --> 00:53:19.119
But I think it's funny we all got that close with each other.
00:53:19.440 --> 00:53:20.719
Did we all pick Bills, Rams?
00:53:21.039 --> 00:53:22.400
I think we all picked Bills Rams first.
00:53:22.639 --> 00:53:23.760
I think we all picked the Bills to one.
00:53:23.840 --> 00:53:24.320
I picked the Rams.
00:53:25.119 --> 00:53:25.679
I picked the Rams.
00:53:25.840 --> 00:53:26.000
Yeah.
00:53:26.079 --> 00:53:28.559
I hate it, but I think the Rams.
00:53:28.880 --> 00:53:29.039
Yeah.
00:53:29.280 --> 00:53:31.679
I mean it would be cool for McVeigh to get another one.
00:53:32.400 --> 00:53:34.960
It wouldn't be cool for Shanahan to get a Ring.
00:53:35.199 --> 00:53:35.519
There we go.
00:53:36.000 --> 00:53:38.719
You don't dislike McVeigh, you dislike your boy.
00:53:39.920 --> 00:53:40.960
Or you do you dislike?
00:53:41.360 --> 00:53:42.639
I don't dislike Daniel.
00:53:42.800 --> 00:53:44.000
You have the same beard as McVeigh.
00:53:44.159 --> 00:53:45.360
He's your beard buddy.
00:53:45.760 --> 00:53:47.519
No, now I'm irritated.
00:53:47.840 --> 00:53:49.119
Now you dislike McVeigh.
00:53:49.440 --> 00:53:49.920
No, no, no.
00:53:50.000 --> 00:53:51.280
I dislike Daniel.
00:53:54.000 --> 00:53:56.639
So where do we think the where are we at with the season here?
00:53:56.719 --> 00:53:58.800
We don't have to go as in-depth because we just said a lot.
00:53:59.199 --> 00:54:00.480
So let's just talk about our teams.
00:54:00.639 --> 00:54:02.719
We talked about our our predictions.
00:54:02.960 --> 00:54:06.559
Let's just talk about where we are with our teams because we run the gamut here.
00:54:06.800 --> 00:54:10.000
We are a 3-0, a 2-1, and a 1-2.
00:54:10.480 --> 00:54:13.119
So I think honors should go to the 3-0 team.
00:54:13.440 --> 00:54:13.840
How's that feel?
00:54:14.000 --> 00:54:14.880
How's that feel, Tyler?
00:54:15.599 --> 00:54:20.239
Scary because I feel like we're using it all in the front of the season.
00:54:20.400 --> 00:54:20.559
Okay.
00:54:21.039 --> 00:54:23.599
Did you know you guys ran out of IR spots?
00:54:24.079 --> 00:54:24.559
Did we?
00:54:24.800 --> 00:54:27.119
Yeah, you guys have no more short-term IR spots left.
00:54:27.280 --> 00:54:27.599
Right now?
00:54:27.840 --> 00:54:28.400
Right now.
00:54:28.719 --> 00:54:29.119
What?
00:54:29.360 --> 00:54:31.440
You can designate no more players for a four-week.
00:54:33.360 --> 00:54:34.559
Or for the next four weeks at least.
00:54:34.880 --> 00:54:36.079
For the next four weeks at least.
00:54:37.920 --> 00:54:40.000
I just feel like we probably have done that every year.
00:54:40.159 --> 00:54:40.800
Yeah, you guys have to do that.
00:54:40.960 --> 00:54:44.000
Except this time it's not Christian McCaffrey and Brock Purdy and stars.
00:54:45.280 --> 00:54:45.519
Yeah.
00:54:45.840 --> 00:54:48.559
So this time it's I guess it's useful.
00:54:48.880 --> 00:54:50.320
Well, Mike Evans got hurt.
00:54:50.480 --> 00:54:50.639
Yeah.
00:54:50.719 --> 00:54:51.599
And Williams got hurt.
00:54:52.000 --> 00:54:52.639
Just a rib injury.
00:54:52.719 --> 00:54:54.320
He'll probably miss a week, come back.
00:54:54.400 --> 00:54:56.000
Um, Williams, we looked that up.
00:54:56.079 --> 00:55:00.320
That was a stinger on the on the neck, which scary for a big guy.
00:55:00.400 --> 00:55:02.000
But that's a lineman, right?
00:55:02.400 --> 00:55:02.960
Tram Williams.
00:55:03.199 --> 00:55:03.360
Yeah.
00:55:03.440 --> 00:55:04.639
You know he's from Longview, right?
00:55:04.800 --> 00:55:05.199
I did know that.
00:55:05.360 --> 00:55:05.840
You did not know that.
00:55:06.000 --> 00:55:06.400
I did know that.
00:55:07.039 --> 00:55:07.920
He was a logo.
00:55:08.159 --> 00:55:08.480
Nice.
00:55:08.719 --> 00:55:08.880
Yeah.
00:55:09.199 --> 00:55:09.760
Big man.
00:55:09.920 --> 00:55:10.320
Big man.
00:55:10.559 --> 00:55:12.320
So how are you feeling about the prospects for the season?
00:55:12.480 --> 00:55:13.920
3-0 sounds great, but are you happy?
00:55:14.239 --> 00:55:15.280
Well, okay.
00:55:15.840 --> 00:55:17.360
I'm I am happy.
00:55:17.519 --> 00:55:19.519
I was very happy after week one.
00:55:19.760 --> 00:55:20.320
They looked awesome.
00:55:20.960 --> 00:55:23.280
Beating the Rams in the manner that they beat the Rams.
00:55:24.480 --> 00:55:25.760
Your team figured out time.
00:55:25.840 --> 00:55:27.280
They figured out time travel.
00:55:27.440 --> 00:55:28.480
The Rams did not.
00:55:28.719 --> 00:55:29.840
Well, okay.
00:55:31.119 --> 00:55:32.880
You guys went for a whole week.
00:55:33.679 --> 00:55:37.760
They moved, they might as well have moved to Sydney, gotten their own zip codes and apartments.
00:55:38.079 --> 00:55:44.079
The Rams decided to fly 18 hours straight, staying awake, sleeping on a plane, land, go play a football game.
00:55:44.480 --> 00:55:45.519
Yeah, that was dumb.
00:55:45.760 --> 00:55:46.320
That was dumb.
00:55:46.639 --> 00:55:48.639
They did that last year in London and it worked.
00:55:48.880 --> 00:55:50.000
I mean it's the opposite way.
00:55:50.159 --> 00:55:50.960
Is maybe that the thing?
00:55:51.599 --> 00:55:55.920
The bottom line, these guys are athletic, like they're they're athletes, right?
00:55:56.159 --> 00:55:58.079
They're playing right here in Denver.
00:55:58.320 --> 00:56:03.119
It's it should we should be going up there and bleeding through our nose because of the altitude.
00:56:03.360 --> 00:56:04.880
These guys just go in and they play.
00:56:05.119 --> 00:56:05.519
They should.
00:56:06.159 --> 00:56:07.360
They should be able to do that.
00:56:07.440 --> 00:56:10.400
And Tom Brady talked about this uh years ago.
00:56:10.480 --> 00:56:11.440
He was like, you know what?
00:56:11.599 --> 00:56:17.280
My job, they were they were like, hey, you got flex to this position or this spot, you know, prime time, whatever.
00:56:17.360 --> 00:56:20.559
He said, My job is to be ready to play when the game starts.
00:56:20.960 --> 00:56:21.679
That's it.
00:56:21.840 --> 00:56:24.079
And that's what everybody should do.
00:56:24.159 --> 00:56:26.719
For a whole team to be like 18 hours, yeah, okay.
00:56:26.880 --> 00:56:28.000
No, that's stupid.
00:56:28.159 --> 00:56:28.320
Okay.
00:56:28.480 --> 00:56:31.360
So you deserve to lose that game just on that.
00:56:31.599 --> 00:56:35.760
But I even so I don't think that that excuses them for that.
00:56:35.920 --> 00:56:41.119
I think that they just in general, they're not looking like everybody thought they were gonna look.
00:56:41.519 --> 00:56:41.840
So far.
00:56:42.000 --> 00:56:42.239
You're right.
00:56:42.480 --> 00:56:47.360
Okay, so anyway, after week one, I was excited about it.
00:56:48.639 --> 00:56:52.719
Yes, we beat the the Cardinals this week, but it was the Cardinals.
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And the fact that we beat them 36 times 30 was a little alarming for me.
00:56:58.320 --> 00:57:00.239
I don't think the Cardinals should have put up 30 points.
00:57:00.639 --> 00:57:01.599
Back and forth there.
00:57:02.000 --> 00:57:03.679
It was too too much back and forth.
00:57:04.000 --> 00:57:06.079
It was they had a chance to blow it open.
00:57:06.239 --> 00:57:08.079
They didn't let him in.
00:57:08.239 --> 00:57:10.159
That's Cardinals are gamey though.
00:57:10.239 --> 00:57:11.039
I wouldn't I wouldn't have to be a good idea.
00:57:11.280 --> 00:57:19.119
Cardinals aren't as bad as and it is division, but I felt that I felt like that was a playing down to your to your competition type of game.
00:57:19.440 --> 00:57:24.239
Jacoby Brissett is good for like ten of those games a year, though, where he keeps him just around.
00:57:24.719 --> 00:57:29.599
Jacoby Brissett this year could be what uh who is the C 59 years old.
00:57:30.960 --> 00:57:32.719
Geno Smith a few years ago for Seattle?
00:57:32.800 --> 00:57:35.199
I think Jacoby Brissett could have that years ago.
00:57:35.519 --> 00:57:37.519
Everywhere he's gone, everybody's been like, he's good.
00:57:37.599 --> 00:57:40.159
He's just not ever what we want to build our team around.
00:57:40.400 --> 00:57:42.719
Are they talking um who's the Miami guy they got?
00:57:42.880 --> 00:57:44.159
The um Carson Beck.
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Carson Beck.
00:57:45.360 --> 00:57:50.079
Yeah, or is it like under currents it's gonna be the Carson Beck show?
00:57:50.480 --> 00:57:50.960
I don't think so.
00:57:51.199 --> 00:57:54.320
I think they're trying to I think they're trying to just get through the season.
00:57:54.639 --> 00:57:58.800
That's the other weird thing about the league, is like it's kind of like baseball, I feel like.
00:57:58.960 --> 00:58:06.320
Well, I guess I guess all sports do it, but the NFL just has a couple teams every year where you're like, you have no shot at winning a championship this year.
00:58:06.480 --> 00:58:08.960
The Cardinals are gamey, but they're one of those.
00:58:09.039 --> 00:58:16.239
Like we're just gonna throw Jacoby Brissett out here, give him a$20 million a year raise, and uh you go have fun out there.
00:58:16.320 --> 00:58:17.679
Get see you on your next contract.
00:58:17.760 --> 00:58:21.360
So I think Carson back, yeah, you start your young guys maybe at the end of the season.
00:58:21.920 --> 00:58:22.400
All right.
00:58:22.559 --> 00:58:24.639
Yeah, so I'm I'm feeling good about it.
00:58:24.719 --> 00:58:30.400
And at 3-0, just that division and already one div or two division wins.
00:58:30.480 --> 00:58:31.119
That's that's key.
00:58:31.280 --> 00:58:31.840
That's pretty good.
00:58:31.920 --> 00:58:32.079
Yeah.
00:58:32.159 --> 00:58:33.840
How are you feeling about the uh the boys then?
00:58:34.000 --> 00:58:34.400
I don't know.
00:58:34.480 --> 00:58:35.599
You're two and one, you're next.
00:58:35.679 --> 00:58:36.559
I don't want to talk about the Eagles.
00:58:36.800 --> 00:58:37.360
No, no, no.
00:58:37.920 --> 00:58:41.440
We st we established we're going best to worst.
00:58:41.599 --> 00:58:42.800
I'm going last, buddy.
00:58:42.960 --> 00:58:43.440
Ah, fine.
00:58:43.599 --> 00:58:48.559
Let's hear the Eagles, who just came off, was it a 20-point loss to 27 to 7.
00:58:49.119 --> 00:58:49.280
Yeah.
00:58:49.599 --> 00:58:51.760
So uh with uh So it was close.
00:58:51.920 --> 00:58:54.320
Without Caleb Williams, they had Case Keenum.
00:58:54.639 --> 00:59:00.559
We lost to Lollipop throwing Case Keenum, which by the way, I saw a stat on Case Keenum last night.
00:59:00.639 --> 00:59:01.760
Was you watched the game?
00:59:01.840 --> 00:59:02.400
You saw the stat?
00:59:02.880 --> 00:59:03.039
I did.
00:59:03.280 --> 00:59:04.000
I saw a lot of stats.
00:59:04.480 --> 00:59:07.039
Did you ask you asked Daniel, did he watch the game?
00:59:07.360 --> 00:59:07.679
I did.
00:59:08.320 --> 00:59:10.320
I should have said, did you see the stat?
00:59:10.880 --> 00:59:11.360
Which one?
00:59:11.679 --> 00:59:13.440
The one where it showed his college stats.
00:59:13.599 --> 00:59:13.920
Oh, yeah.
00:59:14.079 --> 00:59:17.599
Four years in college and like 5,000 something yards that he's thrown for.
00:59:17.920 --> 00:59:21.519
And it's 14 years in the NFL and he hadn't thrown for as many yards.
00:59:21.840 --> 00:59:25.679
He still owns all the NCAA records for touchdowns, yards, and completions.
00:59:25.840 --> 00:59:26.079
Yeah.
00:59:26.239 --> 00:59:27.119
Which is impressive.
00:59:27.519 --> 00:59:28.400
All right, so let me hear.
00:59:28.480 --> 00:59:29.599
So two and one.
00:59:29.760 --> 00:59:30.000
Come on.
00:59:30.159 --> 00:59:30.800
Yeah, I know.
00:59:31.039 --> 00:59:38.320
But the game, the first two games were decent, and I was telling Tyler before we started the show.
00:59:38.719 --> 00:59:40.800
It's irritating to watch a game like last night.
00:59:40.960 --> 00:59:41.920
I don't know about you guys.
00:59:42.079 --> 00:59:44.880
I prefer to lose by 20 than lose by five.
00:59:44.960 --> 00:59:54.400
Because when I lose by 20, I can't point at any one thing like stupid Andy Dalton throwing an interception at the one-yard line when you just throw it away, and that's not what we hired you for, and that's not why you're on the team.
00:59:54.559 --> 00:59:56.639
You 40-year-old ginger idiot.
00:59:56.880 --> 00:59:57.360
Throw it away.
00:59:57.599 --> 00:59:58.480
How do you really feel?
00:59:59.280 --> 01:00:06.239
Well, we're watching an old man, Case Keenum, do exactly what an old man third string quarterback is supposed to do.
01:00:06.400 --> 01:00:11.360
Just throw it where you're supposed to, because you're supposed to be the oldest, wisest man on the field.
01:00:11.519 --> 01:00:13.280
Don't do the stupidest thing you can do.
01:00:13.360 --> 01:00:14.559
That's all we're asking of you.
01:00:14.800 --> 01:00:21.199
Our idiot comes in for three plays, hands off for two of them, and then does the stupidest thing he can do on the next play.
01:00:21.440 --> 01:00:25.360
So, anyways, we didn't lose because of that, so that's a good thing.
01:00:25.599 --> 01:00:29.920
Um the defense is not as bad as it looked.
01:00:30.239 --> 01:00:32.960
Buddies and friends were like, oh, the def your defense is looking bad.
01:00:33.119 --> 01:00:35.599
No, the defense is playing perfect.
01:00:35.920 --> 01:00:43.199
When you are playing defense in the NFL and you send pressure, we're the three-man rush podcast.
01:00:43.360 --> 01:00:45.280
That means eight men are in coverage, right?
01:00:45.519 --> 01:00:48.400
Okay, but no one's gonna get to the quarterback with a three-man rush.
01:00:48.559 --> 01:00:53.519
If you are rushing more than four guys, there is an opening in the field somewhere.
01:00:53.840 --> 01:00:57.920
The problem, basic mathematics, there's always an open hole.
01:00:58.559 --> 01:01:10.320
The problem was that Case Keenum found that exact spot in the field with every single blitz on every single play because Ben Johnson, his coach, is a genius, and Case Keenum is essentially a glorified coach playing quarterback.
01:01:10.400 --> 01:01:13.920
He has a noodle arm, but he knows exactly where to go with that ball every time.
01:01:14.159 --> 01:01:16.480
So I don't think the defense was as bad as it looked.
01:01:16.559 --> 01:01:20.880
What are you supposed to do when you're on the field three straight three and outs by your offense?
01:01:21.039 --> 01:01:22.639
That's that's their fault.
01:01:23.280 --> 01:01:26.880
On the whole season, though, I'm not as angry and bitter as I sound right now.
01:01:27.039 --> 01:01:27.199
Okay.
01:01:27.360 --> 01:01:38.719
I'm happy to lose a game early because I feel like in the last couple years, the Eagles go 9-1, 10-0, 8 wins in a row, and then fade hard at the end of the season.
01:01:38.880 --> 01:01:44.000
So I would much prefer let's get a bad game under our belt, wake up the team a little bit.
01:01:44.079 --> 01:01:48.159
Your Jalen Hurts will not bail you out every week with a last-minute drive.
01:01:48.320 --> 01:01:54.639
You have to actually play good football on all phases to win, and we'll see if we can reconnect.
01:01:54.960 --> 01:01:56.639
First two games you win, that's great.
01:01:56.880 --> 01:01:58.960
Tennessee game shouldn't have been as close as it was.
01:01:59.199 --> 01:02:04.800
Love seeing Jalen Hurts go out there and win the game with his arm, with his legs, just looking great.
01:02:04.960 --> 01:02:06.639
First game of the season, it's week one.
01:02:07.119 --> 01:02:07.679
Just win.
01:02:07.840 --> 01:02:08.239
Who cares?
01:02:08.320 --> 01:02:09.360
Who cares how ugly it is?
01:02:09.440 --> 01:02:11.599
And they scored a lot of points, let up a couple.
01:02:11.840 --> 01:02:16.400
Um whole season, let's just not suck like we did this week.
01:02:16.960 --> 01:02:17.679
We'll be better.
01:02:17.760 --> 01:02:19.119
But I think they're gonna be fine.
01:02:19.199 --> 01:02:22.320
I mean, they have enough veteran leadership, they're figuring out the L-line.
01:02:23.360 --> 01:02:25.760
Unfortunately, I don't know how you guys feel about your teams.
01:02:25.840 --> 01:02:28.320
I feel like this is just the preseason until week four.
01:02:28.480 --> 01:02:30.880
So there's a bunch of weird stuff that's moving around that.
01:02:30.960 --> 01:02:33.679
We'll look back on this and it'll be a completely different team probably by weekend.
01:02:34.000 --> 01:02:37.199
There's no way they're gonna come out and lay an egg kind of like that again.
01:02:37.440 --> 01:02:39.119
Eagles are too good of a team to do that.
01:02:39.360 --> 01:02:41.199
We're only good for one of these dumb losses either.
01:02:42.400 --> 01:02:52.079
But every every team's gonna come out, you're gonna have a weird matchup team, you're gonna have an off-night, you're gonna have just you're gonna have those games.
01:02:52.239 --> 01:02:52.719
Yeah, for sure.
01:02:52.960 --> 01:02:53.920
But I I think we'll be alright.
01:02:54.079 --> 01:02:55.119
We'll stabilize.
01:02:55.360 --> 01:02:55.840
Josh.
01:02:56.159 --> 01:02:56.480
All right.
01:02:56.559 --> 01:02:57.760
So we're one and two.
01:02:58.400 --> 01:03:01.840
Did y'all see the game Sunday?
01:03:02.239 --> 01:03:06.800
I watched every minute of it, including the last 10 seconds where I watched NFL history.
01:03:07.440 --> 01:03:08.719
What was the NFL history game?
01:03:09.440 --> 01:03:18.000
No team in the history of the league has ever managed to kick a field goal to end the game in less than ten seconds after receiving a kickoff.
01:03:18.800 --> 01:03:19.199
Twice.
01:03:19.679 --> 01:03:22.800
Both teams scored in the last ten seconds.
01:03:23.840 --> 01:03:26.960
So so many things went wrong at the end.
01:03:27.360 --> 01:03:28.719
So many things.
01:03:30.000 --> 01:03:32.639
And there's plenty of reasons to be bitter.
01:03:33.840 --> 01:03:36.880
And I decided, I'll share this with you, Daniel knows this.
01:03:36.960 --> 01:03:46.480
I decided, he mentioned Leon Lett a long time ago, that I'm not gonna let the Cowboys bum me out beyond the three hours I watched them.
01:03:46.639 --> 01:03:50.400
I can't help but while I'm watching them, to feel good or bad, okay?
01:03:50.880 --> 01:03:54.159
But after the game, if they won, I'll feel great.
01:03:54.400 --> 01:03:56.719
If they lost, I'm not gonna let it affect my mood.
01:03:57.280 --> 01:04:02.559
I know NFL fans, if you were like me many years ago, there's like, how is that not possible?
01:04:02.719 --> 01:04:03.599
I'm just not gonna do it.
01:04:03.760 --> 01:04:04.880
I choose not to.
01:04:05.360 --> 01:04:09.840
But I actually don't feel super bad about this team.
01:04:10.079 --> 01:04:17.840
After this loss, we have lost two games by a total of 11 points.
01:04:19.280 --> 01:04:24.800
Lost by eight, yeah, and lost by three, and we we took care of Washington pretty good.
01:04:25.199 --> 01:04:36.400
Um we are a stupid Dak interception on a day when our defense couldn't stop anybody away from possibly winning that game.
01:04:36.960 --> 01:04:38.400
MVP candidate, Dak Prescott.
01:04:38.719 --> 01:04:47.920
MVP candidate, Dak Prescott, and just pure stupid decision after stupid decision from at least going to overtime.
01:04:48.559 --> 01:05:05.280
So we'd be at least two and one, if not three and oh, if not like for a really stupid out-of-character decision by Dak and stupid decisions by our coaches, given the fact that our defense sucks just as much as it did last year.
01:05:05.440 --> 01:05:07.840
Our defense can't stop anything.
01:05:08.000 --> 01:05:09.280
Nothing this whole season.
01:05:09.599 --> 01:05:11.039
Wait, they got after Lamar.
01:05:11.920 --> 01:05:15.119
They got after Lamar Derrick Henry at the goal line a few times.
01:05:15.440 --> 01:05:20.960
Now that it was that was great to see multiple times of them turning over on four, but we still allowed what?
01:05:21.119 --> 01:05:22.480
How many points did we allow?
01:05:23.039 --> 01:05:24.000
27?
01:05:24.480 --> 01:05:27.280
I think it was 2730 in the final score?
01:05:27.599 --> 01:05:28.800
Man, I'm drawing a blank right now.
01:05:28.880 --> 01:05:29.039
But yes.
01:05:29.280 --> 01:05:29.840
No, no, no, no.
01:05:30.000 --> 01:05:30.480
It was higher?
01:05:30.559 --> 01:05:31.760
Yeah, it was higher.
01:05:32.159 --> 01:05:33.440
3431.
01:05:33.679 --> 01:05:34.880
Okay, 3431.
01:05:35.039 --> 01:05:35.599
3431.
01:05:35.760 --> 01:05:36.880
We allowed 34 points.
01:05:37.039 --> 01:05:38.000
It's a lot of points.
01:05:38.159 --> 01:05:38.800
Yes.
01:05:39.360 --> 01:05:43.039
So I the defense can't be worse.
01:05:43.199 --> 01:05:45.199
Last year we were historically bad.
01:05:45.360 --> 01:05:48.960
And this year we made so many upgrades, and we're the same.
01:05:49.280 --> 01:05:59.119
So I feel like if we just don't be historically bad at defense and make slightly better decisions, we will do well.
01:06:00.239 --> 01:06:05.440
Our offense Like we said it's like we scored before we start every game.
01:06:06.079 --> 01:06:08.239
Like it lets it just not be retarded.
01:06:08.559 --> 01:06:10.800
And let's have our defense to be somewhat.
01:06:13.519 --> 01:06:21.519
So actually even I wanted to I said I predicted before the season that it would be like a seven and that would make it better.
01:06:22.079 --> 01:06:40.559
I still think that I actually feel like I feel slightly better about our team than I did at the beginning because we can't possibly be this about a defense season and we can't possibly make a defense stupid decision for the season.
01:06:40.880 --> 01:06:43.519
So you're saying you're not what your record says.
01:06:44.639 --> 01:06:46.159
We are what our record says we are.
01:06:48.800 --> 01:06:53.840
So you've already hit rock bottom and you're in weak three.
01:06:55.679 --> 01:06:56.960
Did you hear what I just said, Daniel?
01:06:57.360 --> 01:06:58.719
The defense has already hit rock bottom.
01:06:58.880 --> 01:07:00.639
It can't get worse than this, is what you're saying.
01:07:01.039 --> 01:07:01.840
How can they get worse?
01:07:05.039 --> 01:07:05.840
So mark it now.
01:07:06.079 --> 01:07:07.920
It cannot get worse.
01:07:09.440 --> 01:07:10.000
Right.
01:07:28.000 --> 01:07:31.840
I've been waiting for you so long.
01:07:33.280 --> 01:07:35.440
Wait away with now.
01:07:35.920 --> 01:07:43.280
You are gone, now you can know what you say to me.
01:07:43.840 --> 01:07:47.039
Come through the eyes.
01:08:10.000 --> 01:08:13.920
I was dying, side my heart.
01:08:20.560 --> 01:09:11.439
I think the way through the eyes, you can say
