ABOUT THIS EPISODE
This week, we honor Dolly Parton the only way we know how: with questionable facts, a debate about who she ran to first in heaven, and the horrifying realization that Jen once thought she was married to Porter Wagoner.
Then things take a darker turn when a prison nurse falls in love with a convicted murderer, moves him into her home, and gives us yet another reason to stop treating red flags like romantic décor. We also spiral through Boeing documentaries, fake sign-language interpreters, retinol warnings, hypothetical teenage bullies, and TikTok’s latest contribution to society: people refusing to shower.
It’s grief, murder, body hair, and bad decisions—all in one episode. And this is why we can’t have a podcast.
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