HollingsWorthless Program Ep. 241

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What do you want to say something
about your show? I shot on myself
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in the womb. Stop Phil,
you fucking stink. You know what?
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Fuck this because it's Holling's worth but
it's worth less. I don't want to
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hear about whatever you have to say. The worstless of the week. He's
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just gonna sit up there the next
time, Phil Fox Scorpion. It's a
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move man, you fucking dummy.
What the fuck? Hous of race?
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Black people? Shoot me? Now. We'd like to say here on the
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hollings Worthless Podcast that we are first
and foremost a comedy show and there is
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never any ill will or ill intent
that is directed towards any group. We
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just want to say that purple is
a flavor in the black community that we
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do tend to love. What up, everybody, Welcome to the Hollingsworth Program.
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I'm only our host, Big Hours, Jay Hollingsworth, And as usual,
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we have just a degree of us
three's company where the kisses are his
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and his and Shawn's. Let's just
start. We have three of a kind,
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three men, no baby shout out
to not having baby Miles or many
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here right now. The Three Musketeers, last banal lest we have the BMW,
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the basic Male White, the big
man walking, the counterpointer they get
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off my yard or the one percenter, the wheel of fortune, and the
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human ps a. Uh that there
goes the neighborhood, the comedy called section
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on the mccountable. Damn. Last, but not least, you started that
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with I don't know, I dude, I'm still I had a nap before
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this. Ah got it? Anything
else you want to say? Or good
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to be here? No? I
think it's a good good time for a
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nap, all right. Next,
we have uh pumpkinhead, the Seattle Native
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Chief green cloud, Kyo hot am
I smoking, Uh sakaduwed a pot of
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hot mess, Chief spitting ball.
They call him the box check murderer.
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They call him uncancellable murderer. Thank
you, but hey, I'm not racist,
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Tyler. Don't call me Joseph Smith. Good to be back in the
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holiday spirit. How we doing you
guys? Feeling spooky? Yes? Let
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me let me also say for those
that are just listening, uh Tyler.
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When I called Tyler a pumpkinhead,
that wasn't a slur. He actually has
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an overlay on his face. Nobody
took it as that but now they sure
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do. Here on the Halling's Worth
of podcast. Oh pumpkinhead ass bitch,
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Wow, wow, Oh this is
your favorite time, by the way,
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for people, you know, this
is Tyler's like Christmas. I'm pretty excited
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about it. What is your Sean, what's yours? Which holiday do you
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care about? Christmas? Christmas is
the Christmas of Christmases? Christmas That's how
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he used it. That's why he
used Halloween is his Christmas? What have
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I said? This is Tyler's Valentine's
Day? All right, let's talk about
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Uh yeah, Tyler, where did
you? Where did your love of Halloween
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come from? I don't know,
man, I think like I did so
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hard to take you serious as this
pumpkin just looks off to reminisce and just
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go, you know, And I
was just just always really like dressing up,
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being spooky. I love candy.
I love the idea of crafts because
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we used to make her costumes.
Yeah, so I guess all of the
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above. You know. It was
just kind of like a yeah, it's
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just thrill is fun. You know
this right here? I know, yeah,
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that's not a pumpkin construction. No, you know, that's what hit
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my head is under the pumpkin?
He was wearing that helmet that's also a
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mask. What's under the filter?
And I'm like, this is this guy
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that doesn't make visual sense. I've
just been I just got home from the
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minds. That's so stupid. It's
crazy how real that stuff looks now though,
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Man, dude, and which uh
do you have? What is your
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I get well, this could kind
of be a little bit of the Halloween
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episode. But no, I'm just
curious, Tyler. What is your your
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all time favorite scary movie? All
time favorite scary movie. No, man,
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it's so hard to say favorites.
But I can tell you some of
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the movies that I put on that
I've been watching out of nostalgia for the
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spooky season I watched That's what's going
on for you right now? Like Christmas?
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I get it. So now you've
just been how long you've been doing
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this before you start saying what they
are? How many? When did Halloween
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start? It started fourth of July. Oh oh, so you're the people
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like clown to put their their Christmas
trees up in mid October. Oh yeah,
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Noll went up on fourth of July, because that's when it starts.
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We start fourth of July by watching
all of the Purge movies. And uh
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we put our Courridge on fourth of
July. Yes, those bridges the fourth
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of July movie. Okay, so
that's when you start. Wow. The
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decorations go up then and then October
have this all worked out. Usually October
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is like as soon as October first
we start putting on spooky movies. But
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we watched you know, we watched
them year round. But these are like,
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now we're like really going hard.
But the last few movies that we
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put on that were like super nostalgic
was Ernest scared stupid, all right,
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didn't see that coming. Put on
Casper, Okay, very spooky. I
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did watch all of the Child's Play
and Chucky. What's Child? Is that
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Chucky? Child's Play is Chucky?
And then Chucky came out later, so
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the original was child. I was
watching them because I'm like, I'm dressing
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up as Chucky for Halloween, Whereas
I've been calling myself Chunky because I look
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pretty big in this. I'm a
big boy. They say it's a good
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guy, but it's a big guy. It's what it is? What is?
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Uh, what's his? What's his? The doll's name the real name
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good guy, good guy, good
buddies or good guys. Yeah you have
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one. You're looking around for it
right now? Yeah, I have the
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stick around here. It says good
guys. But then later it became a
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buddy or it became a Yeah,
it became a buddy doll. Later.
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I not not my buddy, my
buddy, my buddy. Wherever I go,
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he goes my buddy. I don't
know my buddy, okay, is
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a good guys doll. So I
saw there was a good guy's doll that
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was it's like probably three feet tall, that was on It was on pond
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Stars those That's why my buddy it
looked. It has the same album basically
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as Chucky, My Buddy an my
Chucky makeup all hell, Yeah, dope,
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it's a little better. Damn whoa
what was? When you open your
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eyes up, he just gets concerned. He looks perplexed. I have these
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desires and yet I'm not doing it. Hey, Chucky, you killed someone
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an egosh accent. I don't know, so man, So do you what's
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your h Do you have decorations in
your you know, so Christmas time you
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put up a tree, you put
up this and that's funny. So we
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put up our Halloween decorations for our
D and D game is kind of like
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the big Halloween party. And then
I have a black Christmas tree that I'll
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bring out in December. And then
we put all the Halloween decorations on the
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Christmas tree. So it's so you
did did you buy it black? It
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was already black? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, you can buy a black
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tree. That's crazy. And so
then you just put all your that was
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right on the edge. And so
then you put all your ornaments. You
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have Halloween ornaments. There is no
Christmas in your house in December. It
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is all Halloween is what it is. And it's a Christmas tree. One
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yeah. Do you know? Bs? Jeffrey said ghost Story is his favorite
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scary movie. Ghost Story. I
don't know. I don't know. I
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don't know a lot of them.
I've seen the case or the cover ghost
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Story. It's like a skull.
Is it on a ship? Or it's
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ghost ship? Ghost boat? Was
it a dad? Was that ghost dad
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story? So? I uh,
the one that pops into my head.
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Is it used to scare the hell
out of me? I don't think it
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wouldn't eymore don't think it'd hold up. But Halloween three, where they have
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they have three different masks that they
sell in stores for kids, A pumpkin,
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uh something else something the TV program
yeah, bro okay, yeah,
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and you put it on it.
One of them put like the Hall of
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the Pumpkin on and then couldn't get
it off. It was a chick,
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I think, if I remember right, she couldn't get it off, and
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she starts like screaming, and then
all of a sudden you see her lay
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down sideways on the ground and a
huge python comes out of the mouthful of
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the of the thing, and all
these a bunch of like little serpents come
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out of the eyes, and the
whole movie is just like that. But
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I don't know. Did I think
that movie was from back probably in the
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eighties, I think so. I
remember like they they the the end Goal
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or something was like the TV channel
on Halloween would play something that was like
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a program and a saw like yeah, and it like activates did something with
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the masks or something exactly, and
yeah, there was something. Hold on,
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dude, this has to get looked
up now. No, that's fine,
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that's great. We just saw Halloween. I think of Jason. Yeah,
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why he's frae. Yeah, and
I've never seen a Halloween with the
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actual character such an idiot because eyes
scared scared Jason nineteen eighty two. Uh,
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I think this is it. Here, we're gonna uh, let me
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play this one here, hold on, let me are thousands of viewers right
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now fall off because they watched the
video? Get it? Okay? I
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do know, Yes, I got
it. Hold on, here comes here
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she is. Hopefully it plays through
there and we'll have to talk a little
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bit to no copyright strikes. Can
you hear it? Yes? Okay.
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So it's in the control room of
a TV station. They got all the
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cameras up. Oh yeah. And
that it's in like a marketing room so
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you can watch the people like do
user testing. Oh fuck, I don't
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remember that marketing room. You've seen
this, right, Tyler, No,
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you haven't seen Halloween three. Yeah, this is a good one of the
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series. It's it goes outside the
bounds of Halloween. It's yeah, you
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might recognize what comes out it.
Look at that computer. I need you
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to hit number three and number four
buttons. Please hold school TV, turn
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it up, burn the knob.
Yep, there's the song. There's a
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clover, that's what you hear.
And then all of a sudden you put
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your mask on. Yeah it says, it says kids with silver sandmrock mask
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put it on once it's too close, and then on what's gonna happen?
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See? I fucking up my eyes
to be honest. So it's a it's
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just a jack o lantern like clip
right, that fucking which it makes it
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scary. That's what makes it scary
is how dumbed down it is. The
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graphics aren't like some c G I
wor ship. There's the metal thing in
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the back on the on the mouse. You can't get it out. And
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now the mask changing. He knows
what's up. They all know what's up.
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It's like the mask is all like
it looks like an actual pumpkin that's
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deteriorated. And now that's how I
remembered it. Yeah, bugs are just
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coming out of the mouth of the
man. Yeah. But then just to
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put the cherry on. How she's
out there big snakes? What is that
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Guy Ward? Yo? Isn't that
the dude from Beverly Hillbillies, which guy
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gray hair Buddy Ebsen, the white
haired dude that dude. No, No,
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it's he's so dramatic and that little
snake's gonna come get him. He's
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really whipping his head back and he's
coming that dude, that snake killed him
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instantly. Anyway, that's uh.
I remember this just freaked me out back
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in the day, though, man, dude, that it's easy to like,
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we should watch like old Ship and
and see if it still holds up.
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You know what freaked me out?
And I don't think it's what'd you
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say? It doesn't it's ruined you. Well, dude, there's a movie
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from the it's gonna be the eighties
that it rewatching it now. The premise
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of it still freaks me out.
It's called I think we watched it,
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Sean. What the fuck is this
here? Why would you put on that
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filter? Why films? These are
the films that used to watch. I
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don't know. It was the name
of that film, the Third Reich.
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Yeah, it was a propaganda film. Probably not appropriate to do that filter
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right now, Tyler. For those
watching, it's Charlie Chaplin, I mean
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for those listening, for those watching, let me tell you what you're watching.
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Uh No, there was a did
Sean, did I make you watch
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Miracle Mile with me. Mm,
if you did and it was bad,
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I blocked it out of my brain. Yeah. So I don't know if
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I can say it holds up,
but it is crazy. All the eighties
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shit in it, like just like
the special effects or anything, but the
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premise of it. And when I
saw when I was a kid, it
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scared the fuck out of me because, uh, you know, the like
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growing up. I don't know why, but I was always worried about like
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nuclear war was gonna happen between US
and Russia. That's because they always stuffed
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it down our throats. You had
to get under your desk school, and
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yeah, that was that cold war
stuff. Man. So wait it in
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night time. Yeah. So well, here's the premise of the movie.
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It's it's, uh, this guy, he he's at a museum and he
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sees this girl and he's he kind
of like likes her, and so he
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kind of flirts with her and then
they start talking and then she says,
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uh, or like he asked her
out on a date, and she's like,
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well, I work tonight. I
work at this dying but I'm off
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at midnight and we can go,
you know, go eat or whatever.
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A real fucking war I just kidding. So so he's like, awesome.
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Done. So he's like, I'm
gonna take a nap before I meet her.
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At midnight, he falls asleep and
like it is all in la and
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some rat or something like bites through
the cords of this building and so his
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alarm doesn't go off. He oversleeps. He wakes up at like two am.
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That's how they worked out that piece
of the plot. I don't know
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how we do it. I know
it's throw rat in there. So he
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he runs, you know, he
wakes up. He's like, oh fuck,
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he overslept. He runs to the
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an old diner and he runs in
there and he goes, you know,
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is Sarah here? And they were
like, oh, are you the guy?
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She was Yeah, she left like
an hour ago. And he's like
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fuck. And he walks back outside
and there's a payphone outside the restaurant because
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the payphones were a thing then.
And the payphone rings and he answers it
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again. It's two in the morning. He goes hello, and this voice
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on the other end is frantic and
it's going The voice goes, dad,
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Dad, it's happening. The Russians
launched. Theres we got twenty minutes and
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where we're gonna respond? We got
like, you know, I don't know,
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you think He says, like two
hours to get out of town.
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And then the guy's going, what
hello, what, And the kid on
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the other line goes, who is
this and he goes, you dialed this
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number. It was off by one
number. And then all of a sudden,
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the kid on the line goes,
they're here, they're here, and
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you hear gunfire. And then somebody
picks up the line and the dude at
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the restaurant goes, is this a
joke? And the dude goes forget about
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everything you heard and go back to
bed and just hands out before Yeah.
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So the guy walks back into the
restaurant and he goes, hey, I
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got a really weird call. And
there's like all these late night people are
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in here. There's like two construction
dudes, there's a like a lady that's
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dressed really nice, and there's like
a transvestite over here, and all this
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shit right, And I mean,
that's what it was back then. And
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so in Coors black dude in this
story, who knows what, who knows
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what? They would call transvestite.
That's what they said. But it's okay,
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Well there are transvestites still, right, No, I think it's cross
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dress scene. Uh yeah, the
worthless then, Uh, Jay's dumb and
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I did not know that transvestite wasn't
still a thing. I guess it's cross
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dresser now. So uh, you
know, apologize to uh whatever sex you
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decide, it's not. It's not
a choice, bro, I know where
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Well you put that back on that
worst face I've ever seen. I hated
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it. It's but is that so
much that I want to see? It
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changes your nose and it changes your
jaw, It changed everything? Is it?
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W C? Fields? That's the
worst. It looks like Andy Rooney
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and drag drag whoa no, no, no, don't fix that, allowab
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just fuck with But when he goes
back in that lady, the lady as
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he's freaking out and everybody's kind of
ignoring him, then finally goes, hey,
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this guy said code blah blah blah, and the Russians launched their nukes
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and we and so this lady that
looks like a business lady. She opens
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up her briefcase where she has her
phone connected in her briefcase. Oh good,
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all the right people were at the
right diner, the right cool and
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she calls somebody and it goes,
yeah, it is what's going on,
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blah blah blah, and she hangs
up. She goes, it's real.
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And so the rest of the movie
is them you know, what would you
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do if nukes are on their way
away? And there's a scene in the
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movie that fucking terrified me. This
guy is kind of losing it on top
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of one of the buildings in la
and he's like fucking He's like, it's
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fucking happening, man, And then
behind him over the mountain like a fucking
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three rockets are coming. Nukes are
coming over and fly over him and he
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sees them and they dude. It's
fucking terrified me as a kid. And
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I rewatched it and it's still kind
of creepy, but it's like getting past
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all this eighties styles. It's fucking
kind of distracting. Yeah, especially music
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for movies back then wasn't the best. And then uh, the only like
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one other thing that just stuck with
me since forever. I think Tyler might
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know this. You might know it
too, Sean, But Tyler might Tyler
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you've seen all the Exorcists, No, really, I think probably have,
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but I bound them all together so
much that it's just like it's not the
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original. It's either the second or
the third. And uh. There's a
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scene in the hospital where it's at
night and this she says goodbye to the
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like the security guard. He turns, he walks away, and it's a
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shot down a long haul and you
see, you know, patient doors down
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the hall right, and she's checking. She'll go over to this one,
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check it, comes over, this
one, checks it, and then she
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goes to one and you can't see
her because she's inside a little divot.
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She checks the door, turns around, walks. As she's walking across the
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hall. All of a sudden,
this figure in like a giant white sheet
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with hedge clippers. You hear this
sound just go b one and he fucking
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just starts walking towards her. It's
terrifying. It scared the shit out of
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me as I was a kid.
That's wild. Yeah, I was gonna
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say, Ernest scared Stupid was the
movie that scared me as a kid.
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Not even dude. That movie came
out when I was like, you know,
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second grade, So what I was
terrified. Why what was isn't it
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It's a comedy, right, it
is a comedy, But there was like
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a monster in there, and he
was a little person in a costume because
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they did practical effects with little people
back then, and it kind of fucked
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me up, dude, Like,
honestly, I had a really hard time
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interacting with little people for a long
for a long time. Oh my god,
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Oh I got it. I gotta
show it. Sorry, guys,
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this is why I found the and
you should find your little your little person
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problem. Uh. This is this
is the scene that fucking terrified me as
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a kid. It's only a minute. So here there she is. Oops,
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she's just she's just walking through.
It's a night checking the doors.
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This guy tells this, the police
guy, Hey, need you over here
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for people listening at home. This
is uh, they're not saying anything.
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You're watching a movie. Yeah,
it's just a shot down along hallway with
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a lady who looks like she works
at a diner in the fifties. Mm
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hmmm, dude, fucking dude,
it terrified me as a kid. Yeah,
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these things just don't hold man.
You know. It's like it's like
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I haven't watched Poltergeist in Forever,
and in my mind, that's one of
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the best horror I've ever seen.
And I know if I watched the scene
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with the guy ripping a space off, I'd be like, yeah, so
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let's stop this this dumb I rewatched
it probably four or five years ago.
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The fucking clown under the bed,
the clown doll. Yeah, it is
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so bad. It ruins it.
Star Wars is ruined, like when I
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rewatched The Man that just came out. That's the Stephen King right, Yeah,
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yeah, we saw it in the
theater. Oh yeah, I need
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I think it was spooky. Really
really, We've probably spent the last twenty
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five minutes talking about movies that nobody
can see or have seen. All right,
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we should you want to hear about
the Heckler. I almost, uh
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yeah, what's this about? I
did get into. Uh, I'm covering
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the ten o'clock show at La Comedy
Club last week. I think it was
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Wednesday or Thursday. There was a
guest spot. Everybody everybody it's a talkative
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crowd, pretty talkative crowd. So
I go up. Everybody did find before
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me. I go up and I'm
I don't know, maybe ten minutes into
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my set, and in my head, I'm like, just get get through
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it. Do your time like a
prison sentence. Do your time and then
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and then you can leave. Right. I start going into the bit about
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I went out with the Little Person, right, and I think I hit
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the first line, and this black
lady that's two rows out or like from
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two rows behind the front row of
that's facing the stage, stands up and
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yells, oh, hell no,
I'm getting out. I'm leaving, that's
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what. Oh hell no, I'm
leaving. So I'm in the middle of
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my bit and she announced this,
and I'm like, still doing my joke
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and then I just go okay,
bye, and then went back into my
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and she goes, she turns around, goes, what'd you say? I
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go bye, you said you're leaving, Bye, go ahead, and then
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she goes calls me the N word, goes you don't know who the fuck
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you're talking to. I go,
yeah, nobody, we don't give a
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ship, Get the fuck out,
and then she goes, I paid money
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for this, you ugly motherfucker.
Damn oh. And she was like a
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two uh, and you get a
one for breathing. But so when she
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goes, I paid for this ugly
motherfucker. I was like, oh,
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you must not have mirrors where you
live. And then she yells, what
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the fuck did he just say to
me? And I was getting back up
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by the way, anybody like on
her side and her the man that was
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with her was trying to like pull
her back. So after I said,
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yeah, oh yeah, they have
a twenty five dollars drink special at el
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economy clubs, so most people are
hammered God and uh yeah. So when
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she said, uh, what the
or I paid money for and I go,
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you don't have you must not have
mirrors where you live, she goes,
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what the what did did you say
to me? Then I got on
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the mic and I go, you
must not have and then she picked.
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It's like it like you could see
her trying to understand what I was saying,
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which she didn't, and then she
like comprehend what I was getting at.
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And then she just goes, yeah, I do I got mirrors.
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I go, great, say it
walking, kick rocks, beat it,
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don't let the door fucking hit you. And then somebody in the audience where
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it goes goes where the good Lord
split you? And then now she's getting
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pulled by her man, and she's
approaching the stage, and then I just
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started having the whole audience just go
na nah na na na, and then
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yeah, and the whole audience fucking
joined in and then uh. I ended
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up by saying, yeah, that
was the lady I was on the date
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with, and then everybody laugh and
then I enjoyed the show to then I
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had fun on the show. That's
funny. Yeah, I wanted to.
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It takes something like that to snap
you out of your rut. Yeah,
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dude, because I was just like, just get through this. Everybody's talking
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and he gives a fuck, and
then then I got a lot of love
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after the show. I was gonna
say something is Sean, Oh, do
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do we want to cover your man? No? I just thought that's just
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been floating there. If we want
to legitimately do it all all, put
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it to Okay, it'll be a
whole episode. Yeah, you have to
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understand it. I will give you
a little, a little sneak peek though
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that Just yesterday, two pictures came
out of this guy. First off,
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he is the worst human being to
have ever been created ever, so,
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the most narcissistic dude ever. Yeah, I was gonna say so we said
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that that was like an assignment that
people had to look him up. Yeah,
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what's the name? Ronald Randall B
Gillis on probably his twelfth new account.
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He's had to start on TikTok because
he keeps getting banned and suspended and
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can you can you give a little
history on him as far as like we
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don't have to, we'll cover He's
like, why he's an asshole and all
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that. Yeah, he's a sixty
year old dude. He calls himself Reverend
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Bishop Doctor Randall B. Gillis.
He has a honorary doctorate. He got
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his religious certificate from you know,
the the whatever it is that you can
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get it online, you know the
place you get online if you're going to
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marry your friends or something. I'm
ordained. I've been ordained for thirteen years.
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I still get the emails, you
know, saying, hey, by
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a certificate from us. So he
uses all these things. He's never wrong,
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but he honestly, I'm not being
a jerk. He has the probably
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like a fifty IQ. He's stupid. There's been videos released on Facebook,
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not by him, but by this
psychologist he sees. The psychologist puts the
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videos out it's group therapy, and
so we get to see this whole other
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side of it. But anyway,
yeah, they all agree to it,
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you know. So so anyway,
so the latest thing is, which you
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know, just came out because people
are searching. I mean there's lawsuits now
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he's been, he's been. I
mean, there's a whole whole bunch.
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But anyways, two pictures came out
just a couple of days ago of him
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in a black bikini. And this
is a guy who's constantly like a woman's
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bikini. Oh yeah, it's a
woman's bikini. He's about bikini. Well,
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good call. He's about six three
and maybe about three and a quarter
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three fifty. His hair receids all
the way back to here, and then
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he's got full braids that that come
down to about right here. Hell yeah,
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and he's the worst. Anyways,
go yeah, so everybody go watch
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Randall B. Gillis and next Tuesday
we will go through videos, we will
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talk about him. Yeah, so
you get there's your homework, all right.
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Fucking dude, and Tyler, do
you have cameras at your place?
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No security cameras? Dude, I'm
fucking addicted. I was telling Sean about
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this like, I'm like, now
that I have them, I'm always like,
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who the fuck's in the front yard? Who there's a we found a
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cat that comes into our backyard all
the time that I'm still trying to figure
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out how to get rid of that
thing. Uh, why do you care
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again? Because he'll he'll either kill
the chihuahua or the dogs will kill that
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cat. Really, I mean if
I mean, I think that cat would
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kill any one of these dogs,
because we have a we have a French
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bulldog, we have a chihuahua,
and then we're watching this little puppy of
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a pug, and so I'm like, oh, yes, Jeffrey, no
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such thing as a man bikini.
What obviously banana banana hammock. Isn't that
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what they call it? It's a
yeah, it's a monokini. It's not
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by it's mono Oh interesting, And
have you had any any run ins with
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anyone recently, Sean? That's fucking
that you wanted to kill him? Who?
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Who do you mean? You you
Sean? What do you mean?
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Nobody? I don't Just in general, that's my favorite, though, is
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when somebody fucking I just saw No. I know, Jay's gonna hate this
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I don't know, partly my show
too. So, uh, there's a
406
00:33:22.440 --> 00:33:30.000
piece of ship movie coming out pretty
soon. It is the worst it's called
407
00:33:30.400 --> 00:33:37.759
and ironically it's called Don't Suck.
Oh it's a So here's here's here's the
408
00:33:37.799 --> 00:33:42.480
premise, and this is what I
and I'm gonna give you just a little
409
00:33:42.519 --> 00:33:46.200
insight here. So here's the premise. This is about uh, a vampire
410
00:33:46.279 --> 00:33:57.559
comedian who who goes out on the
road with another comedian and yeah, Halloween
411
00:33:57.599 --> 00:34:00.039
list and yeah, and he sleeps
in like a car often and like all
412
00:34:00.079 --> 00:34:05.400
this stuff. So here's what.
So it's an interesting moment in time.
413
00:34:05.640 --> 00:34:07.799
First off, let me give you
this and then I'll give you the other.
414
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So I listened to the how the
premise of this came to be,
415
00:34:10.920 --> 00:34:16.920
and the premise was is which you
know, Hey, I this one person
416
00:34:17.039 --> 00:34:21.079
says, Hey, I know this
guy who's got a lot of money and
417
00:34:21.119 --> 00:34:23.800
he'll give us money to make a
movie. I've heard this story before from
418
00:34:23.800 --> 00:34:28.840
the same two people. By the
way, says nothing new, and so
419
00:34:29.000 --> 00:34:31.840
then says to the comedian Rick Dalia, who's the writer of it. Yeah,
420
00:34:31.840 --> 00:34:36.840
that's the name, Rick Dalia.
I want you to write this movie.
421
00:34:37.119 --> 00:34:39.639
Well, what's the movie about.
It's about your life, you know,
422
00:34:39.840 --> 00:34:43.800
like how you stay up all night
and you go to bed in the
423
00:34:43.880 --> 00:34:46.199
morning. And and Rick goes,
well, that's that's not a movie.
424
00:34:46.199 --> 00:34:50.320
Nobody'd watch that, which is one
of the most coherent things I've ever heard
425
00:34:50.599 --> 00:34:52.880
him say. And he's right,
nobody would watch a movie about Rick Dalia.
426
00:34:53.199 --> 00:34:57.880
So then they're like, well,
what sleeps during the day and up
427
00:34:57.920 --> 00:35:01.159
at night. Vampire? Well,
there's our twist. So then what they
428
00:35:01.199 --> 00:35:07.000
do is they drag in an unknown
comedian to play the role of the vampire.
429
00:35:07.440 --> 00:35:12.159
And that unknown comedian when they filmed
it back a couple of years ago
430
00:35:12.360 --> 00:35:17.039
before Covid is Matt Rife. And
so now Matt Rife is in this huge
431
00:35:17.039 --> 00:35:22.079
pile of shit and he's made it. He's popped. Now he's got to
432
00:35:22.119 --> 00:35:27.559
explain himself to his family and friends. Why this home video was put out
433
00:35:27.920 --> 00:35:37.400
and distributed. Jesus, it's the
worst. I saw it because it was
434
00:35:37.440 --> 00:35:43.119
on Facebook. A good friend,
Jimmy Schubert, amazing comedian, one of
435
00:35:43.159 --> 00:35:46.719
the best guys ever. Super cool
dude. He's yeah, he's he's in
436
00:35:46.760 --> 00:35:52.119
this film. Jamie Kennedy is also
like playing a lead who goes out on
437
00:35:52.199 --> 00:35:55.840
right, Russell Peters in it.
So yeah, that is because, as
438
00:35:55.880 --> 00:36:00.280
as Rick says in the podcast,
he only did that so people would recognize,
439
00:36:00.320 --> 00:36:02.559
obviously recognize the name and be like, oh, this is the Russell
440
00:36:02.599 --> 00:36:06.559
Peters film, let's go watch it. Well, they know he's not really
441
00:36:06.559 --> 00:36:09.079
in it that much, but it's
a name recognition thing and Russell peer film
442
00:36:09.360 --> 00:36:15.639
suck and that. So yeah,
it was interesting just to hear who was
443
00:36:15.679 --> 00:36:19.920
involved in that and the only reason
I watched so for people that don't know
444
00:36:20.000 --> 00:36:22.480
this is the one of the people, along with Diana Elouise and Morgan Press
445
00:36:22.519 --> 00:36:28.360
knew all I had to put a
lawsuit up against back in twenty seventeen for
446
00:36:28.400 --> 00:36:31.880
stealing my movie, My My,
all the footage I had shot. They
447
00:36:31.920 --> 00:36:36.920
went then and made a deal with
Comedy Dynamics to release it. And then
448
00:36:36.960 --> 00:36:40.719
I saw in a tweet happenstantially,
Hey, next Friday, our new movie
449
00:36:40.719 --> 00:36:44.679
comes out. Check it out,
And I was like, what, what's
450
00:36:44.880 --> 00:36:46.880
what? Have I reading the one
minute comic? And so I hit up
451
00:36:46.880 --> 00:36:53.639
my lawyers and we ended all that
nice and crisply, but uh, yeah,
452
00:36:53.679 --> 00:37:00.280
it's just funny to see and uh
it's funny because Matt and Matt's great
453
00:37:00.360 --> 00:37:02.960
dude. I know Matt, I'd
say he's a buddy. But I met
454
00:37:04.000 --> 00:37:07.519
Matt at the Barrier Black Comedy competition. I think he was like sixteen.
455
00:37:07.639 --> 00:37:13.400
He was somewhere between sixteen and eighteen
at the time and at the time,
456
00:37:14.519 --> 00:37:16.960
and he hates it now, I'm
sure, but at the you know,
457
00:37:17.039 --> 00:37:21.039
when you're a kid and you're just
trying to get established as a comic.
458
00:37:21.320 --> 00:37:24.960
He used to go by the Justin
Bieber of comedy. Oh himself. He
459
00:37:25.000 --> 00:37:30.840
would say that that's what is his
intro, all right, He's the Justin
460
00:37:30.880 --> 00:37:37.920
Bieber of comedy. Not well liked. Yeah, and Matt, that's a
461
00:37:37.920 --> 00:37:42.119
great dude. It's like it's you
know, no, it's an unfortunate situation
462
00:37:42.199 --> 00:37:45.880
for everybody all the way around.
I agree, you know, I get
463
00:37:45.920 --> 00:37:49.519
it. I feel terrible for him. He didn't get paid enough to have
464
00:37:49.559 --> 00:37:52.400
this drug around with his legacy that
he's trying to create right now, for
465
00:37:52.400 --> 00:37:57.280
the rest of his life. He's
going to get in interviews and people are
466
00:37:57.280 --> 00:37:59.559
going to say, hey, dude, I know it's a sore subject,
467
00:37:59.599 --> 00:38:01.599
but what's up with that don't Suck
movie? You were in he's like,
468
00:38:01.760 --> 00:38:06.119
dude, you know, we all
make bad choice when we're young. Uh
469
00:38:06.320 --> 00:38:08.000
my bad. I was taken advantage
of. I didn't know what was happening.
470
00:38:08.800 --> 00:38:13.559
I don't know what to say.
I'm gonna go right now. Thought
471
00:38:13.559 --> 00:38:16.320
me tell you. It's not out
yet. It's in con right now,
472
00:38:16.599 --> 00:38:21.320
by the way, Maybe he'll get
it. Maybe he'll get it, uh
473
00:38:22.199 --> 00:38:24.719
snuffed out or whatever. You know. Well, yeah, also, anybody
474
00:38:24.760 --> 00:38:30.760
can submit their ship to convent.
Is it? Is it going straight to
475
00:38:30.960 --> 00:38:37.199
streaming? What do you think for? What do you think is he gonna
476
00:38:37.519 --> 00:38:39.199
is he gonna make a but this
guy's gonna lose his ass. They spent
477
00:38:39.280 --> 00:38:45.280
seven or fifty thousand dollars on it
and nobody, nobody's gonna watch it is
478
00:38:45.320 --> 00:38:47.800
a pile of poo. So it's
gonna be one of those movies like you
479
00:38:47.840 --> 00:38:52.360
hear about where they spend four billion
bucks and then literally you're like and this
480
00:38:52.440 --> 00:38:58.920
weekend uh a noteworthy for this weekend's
movie watching. A movie called you know
481
00:38:59.400 --> 00:39:07.199
Zohan uh walking sold three tickets for
total fourteen twenty six And that's the best
482
00:39:07.239 --> 00:39:10.000
it did. Yeah, I don't
expect it. They called it don't suck
483
00:39:10.039 --> 00:39:15.840
a movie don't suck. I guess
it's about vampires, but that's just it
484
00:39:15.880 --> 00:39:22.039
does suck. You know, it's
clever the worst will It's clever. Tyler
485
00:39:22.199 --> 00:39:25.440
likes it. I like it.
I think that's great. I'm the target
486
00:39:25.440 --> 00:39:32.119
audience for it. Fuck. I
was just gonna say something about uh all
487
00:39:32.199 --> 00:39:37.199
that and now, oh no,
I know Sean, you're it's you're I
488
00:39:37.239 --> 00:39:40.719
know you're a big fan of William
Montgomery and Rick Delia, Yes, Andckla.
489
00:39:40.920 --> 00:39:45.800
Uh do you do you watch kill
Tony other than just the William Montgomery?
490
00:39:45.880 --> 00:39:49.960
Yeah? I do? Yeah,
Okay, And Tyler you may know
491
00:39:50.039 --> 00:39:52.239
something about this. Do you know
what's going on with Hans Kim has like
492
00:39:52.280 --> 00:39:58.239
a battle or some do dias?
Yeah? What is that? What's what
493
00:39:58.360 --> 00:40:00.119
is going on with that? And
did they have their little thing or not
494
00:40:00.239 --> 00:40:06.760
yet? New Year's Eve? They're
doing the Arena show. So Hans,
495
00:40:07.400 --> 00:40:12.360
according to Tony and like some other
people saying that his sets lack luster,
496
00:40:12.559 --> 00:40:15.960
were not very creative, weren't very
funny, wasn't doing a good job.
497
00:40:15.079 --> 00:40:22.239
So he would have other regulars challenge
him for his regular spot. Not even
498
00:40:22.280 --> 00:40:25.000
regular sometimes, dude, it just
be somebody who was decent. They got
499
00:40:25.000 --> 00:40:30.320
called up. Yeah. So if
you watch the show and you're a fan
500
00:40:30.360 --> 00:40:32.639
of the show, they do a
lot of these for other things, but
501
00:40:32.760 --> 00:40:38.599
it's almost always Tony kind of paints
how you should vote type of thing.
502
00:40:38.639 --> 00:40:44.039
You know, he absolutely does,
especially with the drummer too. Yeah,
503
00:40:44.079 --> 00:40:51.159
exactly. So he's like, so, should Hans two year veteran, ten
504
00:40:51.280 --> 00:40:53.920
year veteran, never lost a bet, like, never lost? Should he
505
00:40:54.000 --> 00:40:58.599
go up against this new person that
we've never met before. Should they get
506
00:40:58.599 --> 00:41:02.679
the spot or should we take away
all of Hans's job his ability to make
507
00:41:02.760 --> 00:41:07.440
money and you know yep. So
it's saying that to the audience when they're
508
00:41:07.480 --> 00:41:13.559
getting ready to vote on who did
best right exactly, So it's like he
509
00:41:13.639 --> 00:41:15.519
really like pushes the crowd to vote. So, like, I've never been
510
00:41:15.559 --> 00:41:19.639
worried for Hans, but it is
really funny watching Hans get upset about it
511
00:41:19.639 --> 00:41:23.159
because I'm sure it is real and
if he don't now though, there's this
512
00:41:23.239 --> 00:41:28.760
new thing that happens. So this
dude came in from another country to Austin
513
00:41:29.280 --> 00:41:32.239
and this is over the last huh
came from Brussels. Is that where it's
514
00:41:32.239 --> 00:41:37.039
from Brussels? Yeah, And he's
like this real nerdy. He's a character,
515
00:41:37.159 --> 00:41:38.559
dude, He's a for sure character
of this guy. He's kind of
516
00:41:38.639 --> 00:41:45.800
like a doofy one line, yeah, one line misdirection, but he's hard.
517
00:41:45.039 --> 00:41:47.440
Now I'm gonna change this in a
minute. But he's harmless. That
518
00:41:47.559 --> 00:41:52.199
was his gimmick for like the first
two sets, those first two Mondays he
519
00:41:52.239 --> 00:41:55.039
did it. He would do with
these minute sets and they were very like
520
00:41:55.159 --> 00:42:00.000
self deprecating, and he was kind
of kind of came across as harmless.
521
00:42:00.679 --> 00:42:04.360
Come about the third show though,
because he was gonna be here in town
522
00:42:05.039 --> 00:42:07.559
for like four weeks or five weeks
or something, and so they after his
523
00:42:07.599 --> 00:42:10.400
first one, Tony said, do
you want to come in every Monday?
524
00:42:10.400 --> 00:42:13.679
We like you come in every Monday. So that's why he's going back every
525
00:42:13.679 --> 00:42:15.639
time. But he was just picked
out of the bowl for the first time
526
00:42:15.679 --> 00:42:20.400
anyways, So moving forward, then
all of a sudden on the third one,
527
00:42:20.440 --> 00:42:24.400
he started getting a little kind of
roasty in a way. He started
528
00:42:24.519 --> 00:42:28.840
this dorky kind of guy who was
harmless and self deprecating. He started to
529
00:42:28.840 --> 00:42:32.119
become roasty, and then he zeroed
in. He caught wind wherever it was
530
00:42:32.159 --> 00:42:37.800
in the show, backstage whatever.
That Hans would get put up to have
531
00:42:37.880 --> 00:42:42.679
to fight for his spot, and
that was a thing that was happening like
532
00:42:42.719 --> 00:42:45.880
every two or every other show.
Hawnks would come in and not really give
533
00:42:45.920 --> 00:42:50.400
it much, and so they would
be like, Okay, dude, we're
534
00:42:50.400 --> 00:42:52.639
gonna put you up against somebody else
and see if he can hold your spot,
535
00:42:52.679 --> 00:42:55.079
and if you don't do good that
day, we're gonna give it to
536
00:42:55.079 --> 00:43:00.760
the other person. Well, this
guy self injected himself and he was staying
537
00:43:00.760 --> 00:43:06.239
with Hans at one point. Okay, yeah, so then he's like,
538
00:43:06.559 --> 00:43:08.320
I'm gonna take him out. I'm
gonna ruin this guy. I'm gonna and
539
00:43:08.360 --> 00:43:12.119
then well, what don't you care
about where he You know that this is
540
00:43:12.239 --> 00:43:14.599
regulars where he gets his money.
No, I'll put him on the street.
541
00:43:14.719 --> 00:43:15.800
I don't care. And all of
the sudden he kind of got tough
542
00:43:15.840 --> 00:43:21.360
guy ish and uh so that's where
it's ended up now, is he's like,
543
00:43:22.079 --> 00:43:24.679
I'm gonna fly back home unless Tony
you want to bring me before.
544
00:43:24.880 --> 00:43:30.159
I'll come back New Year's Eve and
we'll do the final one to see who's
545
00:43:30.199 --> 00:43:31.840
going to keep it. And he
said, what are you going to do
546
00:43:31.840 --> 00:43:35.239
if you win? Though? You
know how are you going to be the
547
00:43:35.280 --> 00:43:37.639
regular? And he's basically hinting at
that he would make a move here or
548
00:43:37.679 --> 00:43:40.800
something. He's like, we'll see
what happens when it happens. But he
549
00:43:40.800 --> 00:43:44.920
he talks real shitty about Hans and
that I'm gonna take a spot. That
550
00:43:45.000 --> 00:43:47.760
guy thinks he's good. I heard
his last set. It sucked that kind
551
00:43:47.760 --> 00:43:52.559
of good. It's crazy blocked him. And I just confirmed on Instagram that
552
00:43:52.599 --> 00:43:57.360
he did block him. Oh did
he really? Yeah? He said,
553
00:43:58.400 --> 00:44:00.480
he's like, yeah, Hans blocked
me because like they brought both of them
554
00:44:00.519 --> 00:44:04.199
on stage, and Hans is like, I can't believe you're fucking challenging me
555
00:44:04.199 --> 00:44:07.559
from my sho they did. Yeah, house, I played Settlers of Tan
556
00:44:07.760 --> 00:44:13.079
with you. That's right, that's
right. Yeah Yeah. And on Reddit
557
00:44:13.199 --> 00:44:15.760
I was reading they were saying,
some people are going, oh, this
558
00:44:15.840 --> 00:44:21.639
is all just a work. I
don't think it is. Hans pissed.
559
00:44:22.159 --> 00:44:24.960
Yeah. I feel like it is
a it's just for show. But if
560
00:44:24.960 --> 00:44:30.239
the audience or if it goes badly, then I'm sure this could could be
561
00:44:30.280 --> 00:44:36.039
a new chapter in the kill.
Tony. Yeah, I like him,
562
00:44:36.280 --> 00:44:40.559
and the crowd likes this guy.
They like him. It's crazy how many,
563
00:44:42.400 --> 00:44:46.400
how much kill Tony has helped up
and coming comics. I mean,
564
00:44:46.400 --> 00:44:50.760
it's almost have a career in views
an episode. Now, that's what is
565
00:44:51.159 --> 00:44:55.880
crazy. William Montgomery, David Lucas, Hans Kim. Uh, this guy,
566
00:44:57.039 --> 00:45:00.039
Oh, Juicy Juicy was on there
right, that's with Bobby Lee.
567
00:45:00.199 --> 00:45:05.599
Now the chick she's from Arizona.
They call her Juicy Jess. I think
568
00:45:06.079 --> 00:45:10.840
Jess Jesse. Uh. Hey,
who's that new kid that's on It's Stilly
569
00:45:12.400 --> 00:45:16.559
with white T shirt, Cam Patterson. Yeah. And then Casey the one
570
00:45:16.719 --> 00:45:22.280
I think his name is Casey.
He's like real fucking her Jerky never said
571
00:45:22.280 --> 00:45:27.599
it was a wise man or whatever, the never wise man. Wait when
572
00:45:27.639 --> 00:45:30.360
he turns around, doesn't last and
he's like, wis man do man?
573
00:45:30.400 --> 00:45:37.960
Wise Man? Yeah? Like just
like it's crazy, dude. Yeah,
574
00:45:37.119 --> 00:45:43.880
but I mean, dude, you
know whatever your opinion is of of uh
575
00:45:43.960 --> 00:45:45.760
that show or or or Tony or
whatever. I mean, I have no
576
00:45:45.760 --> 00:45:51.079
problem with Tony, but like,
it's it's crazy. Like he's done so
577
00:45:51.239 --> 00:45:54.280
much for fucking comics, you know, it's pretty cool. I mean it's
578
00:45:54.320 --> 00:45:58.800
wild. I remember you do you
do you guys know the story about when
579
00:45:58.920 --> 00:46:00.840
Caine did it. Oh no,
I didn't know, and I need to
580
00:46:00.880 --> 00:46:05.800
know what episodes like Tyler does.
I wish I knew what episode it was.
581
00:46:06.199 --> 00:46:08.320
I need to see it. Uh. This is when this is right
582
00:46:08.360 --> 00:46:14.159
after Caine moved to l A.
So this is probably three years just like
583
00:46:14.320 --> 00:46:20.199
eight years ago, probably around eight
years ago. Uh Andy, what's Andy?
584
00:46:20.320 --> 00:46:27.679
That from Portland? Andy? And
ye who yep melanocas No oh Andy,
585
00:46:28.079 --> 00:46:35.039
yeses Andy Haynes. Andy Haynes was
on it. Fucking so yeah.
586
00:46:35.360 --> 00:46:43.159
So that's what we needed, thank
you. So yeah. Yeah, Now
587
00:46:43.599 --> 00:46:45.440
well you're googling, I'll tell you
what happened. So we're downstairs at the
588
00:46:45.480 --> 00:46:50.400
store out front, and you know, the sign up list for the mic
589
00:46:50.480 --> 00:46:53.280
came by, and then now the
kill Tony sign up list, and uh,
590
00:46:54.920 --> 00:46:57.639
Kane's like, should you sign up
for this? I was like,
591
00:46:57.679 --> 00:47:00.679
I wouldn't do it, and he's
like he's like, no, I think
592
00:47:00.679 --> 00:47:02.280
I'll do it. And I'm like, I mean it's mainly for like newer
593
00:47:02.360 --> 00:47:05.039
comics. He's like, no,
I'm gonna do it. I go all
594
00:47:05.159 --> 00:47:07.360
right, So he signs up for
it. He goes up, he does
595
00:47:07.400 --> 00:47:13.000
his thing, and uh, I
gotta see it. The two things.
596
00:47:13.039 --> 00:47:15.400
I remember, we get somebody,
you'll retell it, and then we'll watch
597
00:47:15.440 --> 00:47:19.599
it and see how close you are. Yeah yeah, describing are you getting
598
00:47:19.599 --> 00:47:22.280
it? Well, I have right
now, one with Doug Benson, Andy
599
00:47:22.320 --> 00:47:29.639
Hines and George Perez. And then
okay, that's what year. That's it?
600
00:47:29.719 --> 00:47:31.239
Well, it was loaded up episode
ninety two, so it had been
601
00:47:31.239 --> 00:47:35.639
in the first couple of years of
Kill Tony. It's probably it's ten years.
602
00:47:35.719 --> 00:47:38.280
They just had their tenure. Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna while you're
603
00:47:38.320 --> 00:47:42.480
talking, I'm just gonna run through
it real quick on mute. Ummm,
604
00:47:43.119 --> 00:47:47.480
I can find Kane looking for a
bald head as I scrub here. Yeah,
605
00:47:49.119 --> 00:47:52.639
airbag man. Oh cool, Yeah, you're right. Let me see.
606
00:47:52.639 --> 00:47:58.920
He's December fifth or March twenty fifteen. I think I might be looking
607
00:47:59.000 --> 00:48:01.800
for it. This is a guitar
and this guy so this guy has that's
608
00:48:01.880 --> 00:48:06.880
not Kane. Well okay, well
you're looking for it, and I doubt
609
00:48:06.920 --> 00:48:09.519
you'll be able to find it.
I don't know were they I'm trying to
610
00:48:09.559 --> 00:48:13.480
think if they were, Yeah,
they were filming it, I guess.
611
00:48:13.480 --> 00:48:16.599
But anyways, he uh, somebody
told him he was a cheap Bill Burr
612
00:48:16.599 --> 00:48:23.000
impersonator boy, and then Andy said
something to the effect of like, you're
613
00:48:23.000 --> 00:48:25.719
from Seattle, right, and Kane's
like, oh yeah. He's like,
614
00:48:25.800 --> 00:48:30.159
yeah, you should maybe go back. He's like, we are in Seattle
615
00:48:30.159 --> 00:48:37.639
filming this right now. No,
no, this is and yeah. King
616
00:48:37.840 --> 00:48:40.559
was so pissed afterwards. It was
I was like, what up, crazy
617
00:48:40.599 --> 00:48:45.519
cutie getting in right before the end? Did Jane have a good set to
618
00:48:45.559 --> 00:48:50.000
the audience. I don't think so, I don't. I don't remember that.
619
00:48:50.119 --> 00:48:55.880
I just was like, what are
you? And it is I'll just
620
00:48:55.960 --> 00:48:59.400
say, this guy's wearing a black
coat and a yellow T shirt. That's
621
00:48:59.440 --> 00:49:01.559
got to be Kane, Okay,
I got all right, all right,
622
00:49:01.599 --> 00:49:06.239
and then we'll and then we'll do
our our plugs. This is so old
623
00:49:06.320 --> 00:49:09.559
that he does in fact have hair. Yeah, yeah, well in some
624
00:49:09.639 --> 00:49:14.920
spots. Let's okay, fair,
let's share this up, pretty fellers.
625
00:49:15.639 --> 00:49:20.519
I'm excited. Get Kane on the
show right now, all right, here
626
00:49:20.559 --> 00:49:23.760
we go. So this is Killed
Tony nineteen ninety or Kill Tony episode ninety
627
00:49:23.760 --> 00:49:28.960
two if you want to watch for
yourself, man, so we can hear
628
00:49:29.000 --> 00:49:35.559
his introduction even and no, that
is not him right there? Yeah,
629
00:49:35.639 --> 00:49:42.800
here we go and hear it.
Okay, even if I have to lie,
630
00:49:43.920 --> 00:49:51.039
absolutely, just one right, at
least yeah, at least one.
631
00:49:51.920 --> 00:49:54.199
So for those that don't know what
kill Tony is, kill Tony Kill or
632
00:49:54.239 --> 00:49:59.079
Tony Hinchcliff is the host of the
show called kill Tony Uh. He usually
633
00:49:59.079 --> 00:50:02.920
has uh two or three comics as
guests, and then newer comics will come
634
00:50:02.960 --> 00:50:07.519
up and do one minute and then
they will give feedback, maybe interview them,
635
00:50:08.119 --> 00:50:13.239
maybe rip on them. Here it
is so you can hear his name.
636
00:50:13.719 --> 00:50:23.480
Yea, you know, here we
go forever. Oh, this is
637
00:50:23.519 --> 00:50:27.760
when he had hair. Like the
last couple of months, I've been trying
638
00:50:27.760 --> 00:50:30.880
to figure out if I want to
marry my girl do it? And this
639
00:50:30.960 --> 00:50:34.079
last holiday weekend my mom talked me
out of it. Don't do it.
640
00:50:35.000 --> 00:50:37.159
She didn't mean to. I'm over
at the house. I asked her some
641
00:50:37.199 --> 00:50:39.639
marriage advice. This is her advice. She's like, honey, any good
642
00:50:39.840 --> 00:50:46.599
marriage is where the wife has all
the control and then the husband thinks he
643
00:50:46.639 --> 00:50:51.880
has all the control. He was
like, Jesus Christ, you realize Dad
644
00:50:51.960 --> 00:50:53.440
is sitting right there. You can
hear you. She's like, I know,
645
00:50:54.760 --> 00:51:00.960
and did you notice how he didn't
say ship. I don't want to
646
00:51:00.960 --> 00:51:08.159
be in a loveless marriage. Anybody
in one of those. I don't know.
647
00:51:08.199 --> 00:51:10.800
I just I've seen pictures of my
dad. I've heard the stories.
648
00:51:13.440 --> 00:51:16.199
Ye, dude, he's a grizzly
bear. He was walking through the forest.
649
00:51:16.239 --> 00:51:20.159
He didn't give a ship, starting
fist fights with bees, you know,
650
00:51:20.280 --> 00:51:22.599
the free honey and salmon that he
wants. He has no idea where
651
00:51:22.599 --> 00:51:25.800
my mom is because she's this camouflage
hunter and the brush just waiting for him
652
00:51:25.800 --> 00:51:29.800
the findest spot to hybridate. When
he finally finds it, like this might
653
00:51:29.800 --> 00:51:32.000
be all right, there's a fucking
darkness neck and he goes down and then
654
00:51:32.000 --> 00:51:38.239
he wakes up and all of a
sudden he's in a He really did the
655
00:51:38.440 --> 00:51:50.119
bear was you're the water of the
Bill Burrow, Like, yeah, either
656
00:51:50.159 --> 00:51:55.639
way, you're more Bill bir than
Ian Ellish head that it was very Bill
657
00:51:55.639 --> 00:52:01.519
Burder, but the look and then
yeah, there's some similarities there. But
658
00:52:02.360 --> 00:52:07.920
by the way, knowing knowing Kane
and loving Kane, I feel terrible for
659
00:52:07.119 --> 00:52:13.679
Caine's moment right now. I don't
think I know how a little bit.
660
00:52:14.960 --> 00:52:20.800
No no comic loves hearing that you
are a different comic s another comic on
661
00:52:20.880 --> 00:52:23.920
stage. You're more Bill Burr than
the other guy was Mitch Hedberg. H
662
00:52:24.920 --> 00:52:35.000
yeah, that you can lose that
over time. Just watch them like that,
663
00:52:35.159 --> 00:52:38.079
like uh, you know, because
the audience will sort of accept it
664
00:52:38.119 --> 00:52:42.920
at like open mics and stuff.
They'll be like, oh, this feels
665
00:52:42.920 --> 00:52:45.920
familiar, so we like this.
So so I don't necessarily think it's a
666
00:52:45.920 --> 00:52:49.079
bad thing. You need to drop
right away. Yeah, you gotta stop
667
00:52:49.119 --> 00:52:52.599
watching his stand up if you.
Yeah, yeah, just trying to be
668
00:52:52.679 --> 00:52:54.440
less likely. You gotta you gotta
a little bit of it. A little
669
00:52:54.480 --> 00:52:59.719
bit of it gets some audience respect. I think take the posters off the
670
00:53:00.239 --> 00:53:07.960
above your dead, and that's that's
super weird. Suggest posters of Bill Burke,
671
00:53:07.920 --> 00:53:14.440
nice, good job, buddy,
something they know these people to right,
672
00:53:14.559 --> 00:53:20.840
like he's friends. Right. No, I don't think Andy's a normal
673
00:53:21.000 --> 00:53:27.559
conversation Burry. I mean Burry.
Actually when I when I first started,
674
00:53:27.719 --> 00:53:30.239
I got a lot of red.
Brian Reagan was like my guy the reason
675
00:53:30.280 --> 00:53:34.400
I started, and I showed somebody
you got rid of that. There was
676
00:53:34.480 --> 00:53:38.000
no such a huge fan he goes, he sounds a lot like you.
677
00:53:39.000 --> 00:53:43.840
So over time, I've just like
my influences have been and then I'm just
678
00:53:43.880 --> 00:53:46.239
like weeding them out. Those are
going to exist, But the important part
679
00:53:46.400 --> 00:53:51.519
is like writing original jokes that was
actually giving, Like really I was gonna
680
00:53:51.559 --> 00:53:55.199
say, man like, sometimes the
audience needs a little bit of that because
681
00:53:55.239 --> 00:54:01.039
it's comforting because they recognize the canence. So I'm not completely against that.
682
00:54:01.079 --> 00:54:05.559
I'm you know, definitely I brought
it up so that you would maybe lose
683
00:54:05.599 --> 00:54:13.239
it just wants to six years.
Six years, we're Seattle, Washington.
684
00:54:13.559 --> 00:54:16.000
Wow? Interesting, how do you
like it up there? It's all right,
685
00:54:17.280 --> 00:54:21.559
No, I moved I'll here.
Wow? How long ago? Three
686
00:54:21.599 --> 00:54:28.400
weeks? Congratulations? Ould ass move? Yeah. I would recommended anybody to
687
00:54:28.440 --> 00:54:31.960
do stand up in LA unless they
were like already had like a full like
688
00:54:34.079 --> 00:54:38.239
ready to go. But that being
said, there there really are no rules
689
00:54:38.440 --> 00:54:52.760
and uh, you can still make
it you but but it's it's absolutely true
690
00:54:52.760 --> 00:54:55.920
because that's what happened to me is
I came here, I started stand up
691
00:54:55.920 --> 00:55:00.440
comedy in l A. And then
that's why one thing that I regre about
692
00:55:00.519 --> 00:55:05.280
my career is that I didn't sort
of work up to having enough with Jill
693
00:55:05.360 --> 00:55:08.880
to show up in l A and
sort of make a good impression immediately instead
694
00:55:08.880 --> 00:55:13.039
of having to kind of convince people. And the guy that I'm gonna see
695
00:55:13.039 --> 00:55:17.960
if will come on next week,
Yeah, and we'll talk about this isn't
696
00:55:19.000 --> 00:55:22.079
nearly as bad as everybody. I
mean a good minute. Yeah. The
697
00:55:22.119 --> 00:55:24.320
birth thing, though, is something
I would really try to work on.
698
00:55:24.320 --> 00:55:27.440
I would really like to hear your
normal voice. It might be hard to
699
00:55:27.519 --> 00:55:32.880
change. Hey, Redband, we
quit that conversation ten minutes ago. Shut
700
00:55:32.920 --> 00:55:39.039
the fuck up and let him continue. I don't know what I think you.
701
00:55:39.320 --> 00:55:43.440
I think it's your I think you're
using your voice. It's just more
702
00:55:43.480 --> 00:55:47.719
of as a canance issue and similarity
topics. I guess, like a hand
703
00:55:47.800 --> 00:55:52.400
thing where you went like that at
I heard that back home, and so
704
00:55:52.519 --> 00:55:57.280
I just talking just now. And
if I wasn't looking at it'd be like
705
00:55:57.400 --> 00:56:00.280
is Bill Burt did Billboard? Just
working like it's it's natural for him.
706
00:56:00.320 --> 00:56:05.000
So that's not That's what I'm putting
on this podcast, is that when I
707
00:56:05.039 --> 00:56:07.760
put it out there in the cos, it's gonna say Bill Bert was on
708
00:56:07.800 --> 00:56:12.119
this episode, just so that you
know you got you gotta watch them watch
709
00:56:12.119 --> 00:56:15.119
out on the comedy to come in
and do this just one of the worst
710
00:56:15.159 --> 00:56:17.679
things is people who were talking like
Doug Benson. But the other thing is
711
00:56:17.719 --> 00:56:28.760
that keep comics comics. Uh I
did what comedians one attack other comics for
712
00:56:28.880 --> 00:56:34.039
stealing their essence that's been used to
line, which is the funniest essence bulls.
713
00:56:35.159 --> 00:56:38.000
There is a lot of essence to
like you you watched Bill's Last Special,
714
00:56:38.119 --> 00:56:42.000
right, That's what I'm talking about, Like, yeah, just when
715
00:56:42.039 --> 00:56:44.840
you walked out here, you look
like you were in black and white.
716
00:56:47.000 --> 00:56:52.159
You know that you just watched Bill's
Special? Yeah recently? Yeah, do
717
00:56:52.239 --> 00:56:55.800
you do it? Sorry? Sorry, but it happens to a lot of
718
00:56:55.840 --> 00:57:00.360
people, Like if I hang out
with one of my good hell's Brodie Stevens.
719
00:57:00.400 --> 00:57:02.280
Like there's sometimes where I'll have lunch
with Brody and then all of a
720
00:57:02.280 --> 00:57:07.239
sudden, we're at the same comedy
club that night. So you guys remember
721
00:57:07.239 --> 00:57:10.280
speaking of when when Brody and Tony
got into it at the comedy store.
722
00:57:10.400 --> 00:57:14.559
Yeah, he's on periscope and there's
something that always hit me. The Brody
723
00:57:14.599 --> 00:57:17.239
said and he's like, you stole
my voice. You stole my voice.
724
00:57:17.480 --> 00:57:21.239
He said that to Tony, and
Tony's like, dude, shut the fuck
725
00:57:21.360 --> 00:57:22.880
up, what are you talking about
dude, you don't have a voice some
726
00:57:22.880 --> 00:57:30.960
some slide snide remark I have noticed
ever since, especially recently, He's like,
727
00:57:30.239 --> 00:57:36.719
all right, that sounds good.
Great show tonight, It's gonna be
728
00:57:36.840 --> 00:57:44.039
great. I don't know that is
that's brody man something. The next day
729
00:57:44.079 --> 00:57:46.719
it's like, you're repunny to hear
him all of a sudden, You're like,
730
00:57:46.960 --> 00:57:52.360
you gotta gotta go for it,
positive energy, you got it.
731
00:57:54.880 --> 00:58:05.559
But I love it in the store. It's funny that Reagan, Brian Reagan
732
00:58:05.639 --> 00:58:07.239
came up because I did a week
with Brian Reagan and at the end of
733
00:58:07.280 --> 00:58:13.719
the week he's one of the most
like has his own personality thing going on
734
00:58:14.039 --> 00:58:19.199
comics of all time. And he
said to me, well, I caught
735
00:58:19.239 --> 00:58:22.960
myself during my set doing some bensonisms
and I was just like blown away that
736
00:58:23.159 --> 00:58:27.000
Like, first, first of all, he's a fucking liar. There's he
737
00:58:27.519 --> 00:58:30.679
just has his own thing. But
it was still nice fit of him to
738
00:58:30.760 --> 00:58:35.719
say that that that that even entered
his mind, you know, like it's
739
00:58:35.760 --> 00:58:38.679
really you do pick up and it's
like, so do I go sit down
740
00:58:38.760 --> 00:58:44.840
now or stepping away from Bill Burgher
record your sets and just try to step
741
00:58:44.840 --> 00:58:46.559
away a little bit, but like, I don't think you have to step
742
00:58:46.599 --> 00:58:52.440
away entirely because he's he's got a
delivery that works. But also, do
743
00:58:52.480 --> 00:58:54.639
you do you do that road a
lot? Yeah? You should make sure
744
00:58:54.800 --> 00:58:58.400
to go back home a lot,
you know what I mean. I'm from
745
00:58:58.400 --> 00:59:00.159
Seattle. There's so many rooms up
there. Oh yeah, I want to
746
00:59:00.199 --> 00:59:06.199
fail like this. Okay, that's
everybody constantly in l A because they have
747
00:59:06.280 --> 00:59:08.840
memories, you know what I mean. So you gotta you gotta go fail
748
00:59:08.920 --> 00:59:13.519
somewhere else and then come back and
surprise. Which that's really harsh. Like
749
00:59:13.559 --> 00:59:15.639
I thought I did pretty good.
I think I said that earlier but much
750
00:59:15.760 --> 00:59:24.000
nicer. Yeah, what's your home
club? I started giggles. Yeah,
751
00:59:27.400 --> 00:59:32.400
it was jiggles for a little while
because club really really those assholes really just
752
00:59:32.480 --> 00:59:43.719
drive by wolf change one letter on
the side that won't cost much, uh
753
00:59:44.360 --> 00:59:52.639
call away thank you? Not even
a small all right, Yeah, I'm
754
00:59:52.679 --> 00:59:54.400
gonna I'm gonna try and get him
for next week. I'm gonna have Cane
755
00:59:54.480 --> 00:59:59.079
on next week and we can.
That's not nearly as bad as people may
756
00:59:59.280 --> 01:00:02.280
believe it to be, but that's
still it definitely sucks, especially when you're
757
01:00:02.400 --> 01:00:06.599
when Andy like we're both from Seattle. Bro, you can't just give me
758
01:00:06.639 --> 01:00:09.719
like you should go back and fucking
so you don't fail, like bail there.
759
01:00:10.679 --> 01:00:14.960
All right, Tyler, what do
you got coming up? This weekend
760
01:00:15.719 --> 01:00:23.360
Hayless at the Mcflyers Theater and then
Saturday Spokane, Washington as Spoken Comedy Club
761
01:00:23.440 --> 01:00:29.960
comes in me. Tickets available at
either show. Yeah, okay. This
762
01:00:30.079 --> 01:00:34.199
week I'm at Brad Garrett's All Week, which I gotta go here in a
763
01:00:34.199 --> 01:00:37.000
second. And then next weekend I'm
be you and winter Haven, Florida at
764
01:00:37.000 --> 01:00:43.880
the laugh Out Lounge Comedy Club.
And then after that the week Tyler gets
765
01:00:43.920 --> 01:00:46.280
here Halloween week, I'll be at
La Comedy Club. Go to Big rs
766
01:00:46.360 --> 01:00:53.280
J for tickets and until next week
see you then. Nice, Hey,
767
01:00:53.519 --> 01:00:59.519
if you if a person fucking listens
to this till the end, you deserve
768
01:00:59.559 --> 01:01:02.119
a prize. Your prize is to
go to iTunes and rate a review.
769
01:01:02.199 --> 01:01:13.800
This podcast given five stars. You
motherfuckers fucking say something nice you Fox right
770
01:01:13.880 --> 01:01:22.320
now, motherfuckers, this fucking piece
of shit for five years, the maveraging
771
01:01:22.400 --> 01:01:34.119
about two fucking reviews a year.
Go fucking write some motherfuckers. Oh fuck,
772
01:01:34.440 --> 01:01:37.320
that is the realest I've ever heard
you. God, Yeah deal,
773
01:01:37.400 --> 01:01:37.000
What the fuck