ABOUT THIS EPISODE
In 1650, an archbishop worked out that the world began on a Saturday evening in October, 4004 years before Christ. Not the year. The evening. And he was not being foolish. He was being rigorous.
Episode 1 of The Slow Machine goes back to before anyone thought to measure the Earth, when every culture already had an answer for what the ground is: Turtle Island, the body of a giant, a monster torn in pieces, a living mother who shakes when she is angry. Then the answers start to crack. A clergyman who refused to use miracles to explain the Flood. An irritable genius with a microscope who looked at fossil shells and saw creatures that no longer exist. A quarrel between water and fire. And a Scottish farmer in a small boat in 1788, looking at a cliff that made his friend "giddy".
The Slow Machine is a nine-part series on how we found out that the continents move, and why almost every clue came from an instrument built for something else entirely.
Next time: Episode 2, "The Shrivelling Apple" — the theory that explained mountains for seventy years, and a small reptile found on both sides of an ocean.
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Guest voices: Derek M (James Ussher, James Hutton) and Jon W (Thomas Burnet, Robert Hooke), both found on Fiverr. Every quotation is listed with its source on this episode's page at theslowmachine.com.
Written and narrated by Michael Goddard. Music composed with Suno. Sound effects from freesound.org, all Creative Commons 0. Every voice in this series is human.
