00:00:00
Speaker 1: Morning, Michael. John Anderson's been in the news a lot lately, so I had one for him. Last time I was in the swamp, I jumped up on a cypress stump. Raised my leg and here's what happened next. Blow, blow, sour gas wind. Kill these gators cause they're not my friends. Mama says I don't need a boat, just put my butt in the water.
00:00:29
Speaker 2: Alright, Girl Dad here. Let me mediate. Y'all ding-dongs have played off this bit. I get it. You're going to keep playing off it. It's fun for radio. But could, at least for maybe four minutes of one segment, you two appreciate how good you two are for each other? Because I would like to see some reconciliation here. Dragon loves Michael, loves Dragon, etc.
00:00:58
Speaker 3: Good morning from South Dakota, where the biggest decision I have to make for election day is whether to drive the Mustang or the Studebaker to the polls. Oh, and to bring my ID because this is a show your ID state. Everyone have a great day.
00:01:12
Speaker 4: Brownie, I didn't think the day would ever come.
00:01:16
Speaker 5: Last day of those damn commercials. You know what would have been great is if Mrs. Brown had also gone on the Greece cruise with Dragon and Mrs. Redbeard, and then came back and said, oh, I'm never going on another trip with Michael D. Brown. I'm going to go with Dragon and Mrs. Redbeard going forward. Michael, the fuse Anna Navarro told us that ground beef is $ 6.
00:01:45
Speaker 6: 30 a gallon.
00:01:46
Speaker 5: Can you remind me at Sam's Club, which pumps are the ground beef pumps? I just always get confused. I just thought they had gasoline there, but I guess they also just sent ground beef. The next time someone tries to convince you how humanitarian these NGOs are, just put your hand up and say, stop lying. Another great story done by Nick Shirley, where he exposes that one NGO made $ 115 billion to traffic kids across the U.S. How does it work? The kids were trafficked by the cartels and then sent to an NGO. Yep, they're in bed with many bad organizations.
00:02:29
Speaker 4: Just thought I would share with you this morning.
00:02:30
Speaker 6: I would rather floss an alligator's teeth than be subject to the.
00:02:35
Speaker 4: Damn Cars for Kids commercial ever again. Figure it out, I heart. Mike, it's election day. Go Republicans!
00:02:45
Speaker 7: My birthday is coming up in a couple of days.
00:02:48
Speaker 4: And I really need a winner here.
00:02:52
Speaker 2: Winning, winning, winning.
00:02:53
Speaker 4: Morning, Fairface.
00:02:55
Speaker 8: Morning, Ding Dong.
00:02:56
Speaker 7: Hey, Goobers.
00:02:58
Speaker 8: Welcome to Don't Matter Day. Make sure you get out there and vote because for the most part, your vote doesn't matter. But that doesn't mean that you should sit it out.
00:03:09
Speaker 7: Do your part and at least try.
00:03:13
Speaker 8: Yeah, have a good one.
00:03:14
Speaker 7: Be safe.
00:03:17
Speaker 8: And don't get too drunk when the results come back. Have a good day, Goobers.
00:03:23
Speaker 1: Trucker dude, I don't know what you're talking about.
00:03:26
Speaker 4: Those ads will be around at least a week, maybe even two. Michael, from the things you just described, most specifically with California as the most glaring example, I think that the probability of a possibility, at the very least, of fraud in voting is pretty high. It may not be as bad as I'm expecting it could be, but when people say, oh, there's no way that there's all this fraud in mail-in voting, I wonder.
00:04:00
Speaker 7: Wow, Michael, I love the way you say that. Guns and drugs, you're going to lose your shed. Come on, man.
00:04:09
Speaker 8: How big are these sheds anyway? And why are they shutting them down?
00:04:12
Speaker 5: And why is it just guns and drugs?
00:04:14
Speaker 7: I mean, if you're going to.
00:04:17
Speaker 5: In the absence of guns and drugs, what do you got?
00:04:20
Speaker 8: You got prostitution, you know? Bunch of sober dudes hanging around saying.
00:04:25
Speaker 7: Let's get us some whores! Of course, then you'd have guns again.
00:04:29
Speaker 4: Hallelujah!
00:04:31
Speaker 7: Hallelujah!
00:04:32
Speaker 4: Hallelujah!
00:04:35
Speaker 1: Hallelujah! Hallelujah.
00:04:37
Speaker 9: Hallelujah.
00:04:40
Speaker 4: Hallelujah. Hallelujah.
00:04:45
Speaker 1: Hallelujah. Hallelujah.
00:04:48
Speaker 9: Hallelujah. Sorry, Dragon.
00:04:51
Speaker 8: That was meant for Monday morning, but we just got cell service back here in Pagosa Springs.
00:04:57
Speaker 9: Well, in some parts.
00:04:59
Speaker 2: Dad voice. Dragon, you're going to love this. Dad voice. Dad voice.
00:05:05
Speaker 5: Dad voice.
00:05:06
Speaker 4: Michael, idiot.
00:05:09
Speaker 2: Dad voice, dad voice.
00:05:12
Speaker 4: Dragon, what's up, my man?
00:05:13
Speaker 5: Glad you're back. Michael, I'm so sorry.
00:05:17
Speaker 8: I sat down with my big cheap tablet like I do every morning at 9 o'clock, started taking copious notes, and right when you got to where you told us how big the shed was, my favorite crayon broke. I had to jump into my Crayola box and try to find the fuchsia, and I'm sorry I said the bad word.
00:05:37
Speaker 5: Dang it.
00:05:38
Speaker 4: Michael, is there a difference between tiny homes and micro homes? I think there is.
00:05:45
Speaker 9: Mike or Michael, you're not supposed to have any drug dealing or any weapons in that area, but you got to carry weapons because you always carry cash. It's according to our great guru, Don Henley. Remember it.
00:06:01
Speaker 6: In junior high, Mike, The school counselor told me that my name was a word of terror to all the teachers in the school. No wonder I grew up to listen to your program.
00:06:14
Speaker 4: Michael Brown, the situation.
00:06:16
Speaker 6: When I was in high school, I would sell my soul to be able to sit with a buddy in the cafeteria and go like this.
00:06:23
Speaker 8: Ha ha ha ha ha!
00:06:26
Speaker 2: Ha ha ha ha ha!
00:06:28
Speaker 5: Woo!
00:06:28
Speaker 7: Ha ha ha ha ha!
00:06:33
Speaker 4: Just so I could be popular. Damn near anything.
00:06:37
Speaker 7: Michael, this is exactly why we all send our kids, or should send our children, to charter schools. My fifth-grade grandson learned the Constitution, the Gettysburg Address, the Renaissance, and Latin. And guess what? He loves America.
00:06:50
Speaker 2: Bye.
Speaker 1: Morning, Michael. John Anderson's been in the news a lot lately, so I had one for him. Last time I was in the swamp, I jumped up on a cypress stump. Raised my leg and here's what happened next. Blow, blow, sour gas wind. Kill these gators cause they're not my friends. Mama says I don't need a boat, just put my butt in the water.
00:00:29
Speaker 2: Alright, Girl Dad here. Let me mediate. Y'all ding-dongs have played off this bit. I get it. You're going to keep playing off it. It's fun for radio. But could, at least for maybe four minutes of one segment, you two appreciate how good you two are for each other? Because I would like to see some reconciliation here. Dragon loves Michael, loves Dragon, etc.
00:00:58
Speaker 3: Good morning from South Dakota, where the biggest decision I have to make for election day is whether to drive the Mustang or the Studebaker to the polls. Oh, and to bring my ID because this is a show your ID state. Everyone have a great day.
00:01:12
Speaker 4: Brownie, I didn't think the day would ever come.
00:01:16
Speaker 5: Last day of those damn commercials. You know what would have been great is if Mrs. Brown had also gone on the Greece cruise with Dragon and Mrs. Redbeard, and then came back and said, oh, I'm never going on another trip with Michael D. Brown. I'm going to go with Dragon and Mrs. Redbeard going forward. Michael, the fuse Anna Navarro told us that ground beef is $ 6.
00:01:45
Speaker 6: 30 a gallon.
00:01:46
Speaker 5: Can you remind me at Sam's Club, which pumps are the ground beef pumps? I just always get confused. I just thought they had gasoline there, but I guess they also just sent ground beef. The next time someone tries to convince you how humanitarian these NGOs are, just put your hand up and say, stop lying. Another great story done by Nick Shirley, where he exposes that one NGO made $ 115 billion to traffic kids across the U.S. How does it work? The kids were trafficked by the cartels and then sent to an NGO. Yep, they're in bed with many bad organizations.
00:02:29
Speaker 4: Just thought I would share with you this morning.
00:02:30
Speaker 6: I would rather floss an alligator's teeth than be subject to the.
00:02:35
Speaker 4: Damn Cars for Kids commercial ever again. Figure it out, I heart. Mike, it's election day. Go Republicans!
00:02:45
Speaker 7: My birthday is coming up in a couple of days.
00:02:48
Speaker 4: And I really need a winner here.
00:02:52
Speaker 2: Winning, winning, winning.
00:02:53
Speaker 4: Morning, Fairface.
00:02:55
Speaker 8: Morning, Ding Dong.
00:02:56
Speaker 7: Hey, Goobers.
00:02:58
Speaker 8: Welcome to Don't Matter Day. Make sure you get out there and vote because for the most part, your vote doesn't matter. But that doesn't mean that you should sit it out.
00:03:09
Speaker 7: Do your part and at least try.
00:03:13
Speaker 8: Yeah, have a good one.
00:03:14
Speaker 7: Be safe.
00:03:17
Speaker 8: And don't get too drunk when the results come back. Have a good day, Goobers.
00:03:23
Speaker 1: Trucker dude, I don't know what you're talking about.
00:03:26
Speaker 4: Those ads will be around at least a week, maybe even two. Michael, from the things you just described, most specifically with California as the most glaring example, I think that the probability of a possibility, at the very least, of fraud in voting is pretty high. It may not be as bad as I'm expecting it could be, but when people say, oh, there's no way that there's all this fraud in mail-in voting, I wonder.
00:04:00
Speaker 7: Wow, Michael, I love the way you say that. Guns and drugs, you're going to lose your shed. Come on, man.
00:04:09
Speaker 8: How big are these sheds anyway? And why are they shutting them down?
00:04:12
Speaker 5: And why is it just guns and drugs?
00:04:14
Speaker 7: I mean, if you're going to.
00:04:17
Speaker 5: In the absence of guns and drugs, what do you got?
00:04:20
Speaker 8: You got prostitution, you know? Bunch of sober dudes hanging around saying.
00:04:25
Speaker 7: Let's get us some whores! Of course, then you'd have guns again.
00:04:29
Speaker 4: Hallelujah!
00:04:31
Speaker 7: Hallelujah!
00:04:32
Speaker 4: Hallelujah!
00:04:35
Speaker 1: Hallelujah! Hallelujah.
00:04:37
Speaker 9: Hallelujah.
00:04:40
Speaker 4: Hallelujah. Hallelujah.
00:04:45
Speaker 1: Hallelujah. Hallelujah.
00:04:48
Speaker 9: Hallelujah. Sorry, Dragon.
00:04:51
Speaker 8: That was meant for Monday morning, but we just got cell service back here in Pagosa Springs.
00:04:57
Speaker 9: Well, in some parts.
00:04:59
Speaker 2: Dad voice. Dragon, you're going to love this. Dad voice. Dad voice.
00:05:05
Speaker 5: Dad voice.
00:05:06
Speaker 4: Michael, idiot.
00:05:09
Speaker 2: Dad voice, dad voice.
00:05:12
Speaker 4: Dragon, what's up, my man?
00:05:13
Speaker 5: Glad you're back. Michael, I'm so sorry.
00:05:17
Speaker 8: I sat down with my big cheap tablet like I do every morning at 9 o'clock, started taking copious notes, and right when you got to where you told us how big the shed was, my favorite crayon broke. I had to jump into my Crayola box and try to find the fuchsia, and I'm sorry I said the bad word.
00:05:37
Speaker 5: Dang it.
00:05:38
Speaker 4: Michael, is there a difference between tiny homes and micro homes? I think there is.
00:05:45
Speaker 9: Mike or Michael, you're not supposed to have any drug dealing or any weapons in that area, but you got to carry weapons because you always carry cash. It's according to our great guru, Don Henley. Remember it.
00:06:01
Speaker 6: In junior high, Mike, The school counselor told me that my name was a word of terror to all the teachers in the school. No wonder I grew up to listen to your program.
00:06:14
Speaker 4: Michael Brown, the situation.
00:06:16
Speaker 6: When I was in high school, I would sell my soul to be able to sit with a buddy in the cafeteria and go like this.
00:06:23
Speaker 8: Ha ha ha ha ha!
00:06:26
Speaker 2: Ha ha ha ha ha!
00:06:28
Speaker 5: Woo!
00:06:28
Speaker 7: Ha ha ha ha ha!
00:06:33
Speaker 4: Just so I could be popular. Damn near anything.
00:06:37
Speaker 7: Michael, this is exactly why we all send our kids, or should send our children, to charter schools. My fifth-grade grandson learned the Constitution, the Gettysburg Address, the Renaissance, and Latin. And guess what? He loves America.
00:06:50
Speaker 2: Bye.
