ABOUT THIS EPISODE
Week 1, right?
Talk about a win that felt like a loss. But then again, what do we know about football? What does anyone know?
Lomas, UB, and Deano contemplate the strangeness of putting up 31 and winning feels like a kick right in the donkey balls.
Jamo--who we love!--apparently, as the Book of Jared foresaw, sold his birthright for a bowl of donkey ball stew, and was cursed by the Ghost of Bobby Layne to play like total shit.
All we know is, in a few days the Lions play the Suckalo Billcocks, in Suckalo. Might not hurt to look up the records for most passing yards and passing touchdowns in a game. Cause Josh Allen has a real shot at breaking them. Our poor, poor, third-rate secondary is a-gonna get destroyed.
At least we have one of the best, most explosive guys in the league in Ja Gibbs. Here's hoping we figure out how to use him without using him up.
Anyway, Roar Nation, a win is a win, right? Even if it feels like a loss, it's a fucking win.
Roar.
