Episode 34: Maximum Overdrive

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A vending machine with a cannon for an arm.
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A steamroller with absolutely no respect for little leaguers.
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And a convoy of homicidal 18-wheelers led by a green goblin.
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Trucks are hunting people.
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Appliances have gone mad.
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The Russians have a secret space laser, and Emilio Estevez is somehow our best hope for survival.
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This is Maximum Overdrive, and we'll get into it on this episode of the Regular Gah Movie Show.
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Welcome back to the regular Gaming Movie Show, where three grown-ass men revisit the movies that shaped our youth and taught us valuable life lessons, like even your fucking toaster wants you dead.
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I'm Seth and join me as always are two guys I absolutely trust to help me survive a machine uprising, Justin and Brian.
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Gentlemen, this machine just called me an asshole.
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All I gotta say is you boys are just as crazy as a couple of rats in a plugged-up shit hat.
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That is a good one.
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I was gonna say, hey, free soda.
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Not my fault you can't catch.
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Ready?
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Well, before the appliances become self-aware and the beer fridge decides we've had enough, let's take a moment and talk about what we're drinking tonight.
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There's that fun song.
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We're doing what we did last time and what we did last year during the spooky season.
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We're we're getting an Oktoberfest in the mix, we're getting uh pumpkin beer in the mix, and we're getting a wild card in the mix, and we're kicking things off with our wildcard.
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This is a pick of mine, comes from Sierra Nevada Brewing.
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This is their optimum triple IPA.
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Jesus Christ.
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You know I'm not a hop head.
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You're not.
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This beer is spooky.
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It's spooky season.
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This beer.
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This is one scary IPA.
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Well, it's 11% ABV.
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It sure is.
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And it has uh it's 75 IBUs or international bitterness units, for those who don't know.
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Uh hops include Chinook, Citra, CTC, Equinaut, Idaho 7, and Magnum.
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All the hops.
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Well, the hops, all the hops.
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It's uh it's it's a punch, but I personally enjoy it.
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You know, it's hot.
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I I love a bitter IPA.
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I really do.
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I really do.
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I wish it was about a six and a half percent.
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Yeah.
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The eleven is kicking my ass.
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Well, this is why we're starting with this one.
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So we can get it out of the way and we probably should have finished with this one.
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Well, maybe, but I do gotta drive home and I need a little bit of time for this metabolize.
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So the the hot alcohol taste to me overpowers some of the hot flavor.
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I don't even get the hot alcohol taste.
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I mean, it's very hop forward.
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I mean, it's a punch of West Coast IPA triple Iso.
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Um, I get a little bit of the hot alcohol on the aftertaste.
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Maybe you're just maybe don't sip it so much.
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You know, get get a good I get twig there.
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I think it tastes like hoppy dymo tap.
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Dimotap was good.
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Oh, it was good.
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That was great.
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You know what?
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Sipping on some scissor, sip, sipping on some sip.
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I don't mind it.
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I think I would like one of these.
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I don't think that I could ever drink two.
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I think I would like one, but I also think it would like it in a frozen glass.
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Yeah.
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To keep it way cold.
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See, I I could drink two of these, but I would be fucking done.
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You'd call it a knife.
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Oh, you're gonna be hammered.
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Yeah, yeah.
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You're gonna be exhausted.
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Sauced indeed.
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You know, to be perfectly honest, I don't dislike the spear as much as I thought I would.
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Okay.
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Yeah.
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I looked at this and was like triple IPA.
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Ah, run.
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No, how do you how do you it's not bad?
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So this this is from Sierra Nevada, which also made the Bigfoot barley wine, which we had on the Harry and the Henderson's episode.
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Right?
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How do you find this compares to that?
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Very similar in the hot alcohol alcohol y taste, but I thought the barley wine was so much more maltier and a little less bitter.
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Okay, so which I'm right in line with you on that.
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I gotta look this up.
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When we I I gotta see what the ABV was on that.
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Uh let's see here.
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And and Brian, I know you were not a hop head.
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So I understand.
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Yeah.
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You know, where but if you had to pick between the two, which would of the barley wine or this, where would you pick?
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Oh, I I would pick the the optimum over the barley wine.
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Okay.
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Yeah.
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The the ABV on the barley wine was only 9.6%.
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Okay, so we're a point and a half above.
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That's interesting.
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I I would drink this over the barley wine as well.
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Yeah, I would too.
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Barley wine's a clean sweep.
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But yeah, it was a it was the best barley wine I ever had.
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Barley wines, I feel like, are probably like a sour beer.
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And that's not not the same category, but like it's an acquired taste.
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Oh, very acquired.
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Like, you probably just have to love a barley wine.
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You mean you want to have some hair on your chest.
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You're gonna grow a bunch.
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So I'm halfway through this guy, and I drank it fairly quick.
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Uh-huh.
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My cheeks are hot.
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Feeling warm.
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Kicking things off strong here on the podcast.
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Let's do it.
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I feel like I'm gonna go home and beat my wife.
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Are you saying that full octane here?
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We're going maximum overdrive on it.
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Yeah.
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This is diesel fuel.
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Well, we are talking about maximum overdrive on this episode of the regular guy movie show.
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And and gentlemen, wh when did you first watch Maximum Overdrive?
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I know exactly when I first watched it.
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Tell me about it.
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Do tell.
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It was summer, I think it was July.
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I was 12.
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Okay.
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Um we had cable, and we had a little channel called the Movie Channel.
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The Movie Channel.
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Before it was TMC and all that stuff, whatever.
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And there was a show called Joe Bob Briggs Drive In Theater.
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I remember it well.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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And he aired this when I was 12 years old on the movie channel.
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Okay.
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That's when I watched it for the first time.
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Okay.
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As a 12-year-old, I thought it was awesome.
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Remember, I was 12.
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I have I have no idea when I watched this movie.
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In fact, I'm not even sure I've ever watched it in totality from beginning to end until just this week.
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Okay.
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Now, I've seen parts of it.
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Like I knew the Green Goblin.
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I knew Emilio Esteves.
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I knew things, but I don't think I've ever watched it from beginning to end.
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I I can see why.
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Well.
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Justin, what say you?
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My name's Justin.
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And I watched this movie the for the first time yesterday.
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Not true.
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Ladies and gentlemen, all rights in the world.
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Not actually true because I watched it on Tuesday, but for you know continuity's sake, it's yesterday.
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Yesterday.
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So yeah, uh, this was I watched it for the first time this week.
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And it was interesting.
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It is interesting.
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Well, along those lines, if you like uh Bri or like Justin and I weren't really aware of this movie and what it was about, I can't wait for this.
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Why don't we take a moment and enjoy a little story time with Brian?
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Please do.
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Brian, tell us a story.
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Maximum Overdrive came out in 1986 and it's rated R.
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And it's based on the Stephen King short story Trucks.
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Once upon a time.
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There was a perfectly ordinary day in North Carolina.
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The sun was shining, the birds were singing, trucks were driving down the highway.
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And then a comet flew past the earth, which made all machines come alive.
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Cars started driving themselves, vending machines became rather unpleasant.
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Lawnmowers began Lawnmowers began cutting more than just grass.
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But the real troublemakers were their trucks.
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At a truck stop called the Dixie Boy, a group of unlucky travelers suddenly found themselves surrounded by murderous 18-wheelers.
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The travelers had to barricade themselves in the truck stop and try to figure out how to survive the night.
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But the longer they stay, the more aggressive the machines became.
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But luckily, they had a plan.
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Unfortunately, the trucks had one too.
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So settle in, kids, and remember, if a truck starts if a truck starts honking at you for no apparent reason, don't wave.
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Run.
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And how did this movie do in the box office, Brian?
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Absolutely terrible.
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I can't even imagine why.
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Did we have guessed that?
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Okay, so the release date was June 25th, 1986.
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Um, it had a budget of about$10 million.
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10 million, damn.
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Domestic total, 7.43 million.
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Oh, that's it didn't.
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I'm not a math major, but I think that's less.
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That's that's a negative number, gentlemen.
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That's a negative.
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Uh so it did not recoup its production budget.
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Um but one little tidbit, it opened at number seven in the weekend that it premiered.
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Behind Aliens, Heartburn the Chronicle Park 2, Ruthless People, Top Gun, and Back to School.
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Ooh.
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Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm.
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Well, 1986 was a was a pretty decent year for movies.
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Oh, it sure was.
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Um that year's monsters included Top Gun, like you mentioned, which raked in$187 million, Crocodile Dundee with$175 million, and Platoon with$138 million.
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Damn.
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Now, my favorite comparison from this year though.
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Yeah.
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So Maximum Overdrive made$7.43 million.
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The Care Bears Movie 2 made$8.54 million.
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So the Care Bears outgrow Stephen King's cocaine-fueled murder truck apocalypse.
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Not just the Care Bears, but the sequel.
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So I I guess maybe the truck's won after all.
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I don't think the truck's won at all.
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All right.
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Justin, uh-huh.
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How did uh this movie get do in terms of reviews and ratings?
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I am so looking forward to this.
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So here's the best part.
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I'm gonna I'm gonna do uh Brian hair.
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Hold on to your butts.
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All right, get a good grip.
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Get a handful.
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I got a handful and a half.
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Get two handfuls because you're gonna need it.
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Rotten Tomatoes has an absolutely rotten score of 14%.
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Based on 14 reviews from critics.
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And a popcorn meter of 50%, based on over 25,000 viewer ratings.
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That's better.
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But still not good.
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It's better, it's a better F.
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But still an F.
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That might be the biggest discrepancy we've had towards the positive from viewers.
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But still being really bad.
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Yeah.
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Oh yeah.
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So I have I have three reviews here to share.
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Oh do share.
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Let's.
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From 2024.
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This was 1.5 out of 4.
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Someone once said to me, Stephen King didn't direct this movie.
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Cocaine directed this movie.
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And it certainly shows.
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Number two from 2026.
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One out of five.
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Maximum overdrive is a movie where the idea sounds far more entertaining than the final result.
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A horror story about machines coming to life should be wild, fun, and chaotic.
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But the film never fully connects those elements in a satisfying way.
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I couldn't agree more with that one.
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And then 2025.
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Five out of five.
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Whoa! This movie is a masterpiece, and I will fight anyone who says otherwise.
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I I didn't write that one, did I?
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I think you did.
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Oh, I don't I don't pretend that this was a great movie.
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I just thought it would be a lot of fun.
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Oh, it's gonna be a ton of fun.
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Yeah.
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But so, like the there's people that love it, there's people that hate it.
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And I think it begs the question: is this a genuinely bad movie that's incredibly entertaining, or is it a legitimately fun movie that critics just don't understand?
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I'm not sure I agree with either of those.
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I think those are those are uh you're painting us in corners that I don't want to go into.
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I don't want to be in this corner.
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Don't put baby in that corner.
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It's on a corner.
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It's just a fucking post.
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Still a worse movie than Maximum Over Jack.
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You're not wrong, right?
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What I find uh interesting beyond the reviews you just gave is that one of the harshest critics of this movie is actually Stephen King himself.
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Yeah.
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I read a little bit about that when he sobered up.
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So Stephen King and Brian, you talked you touched on it.
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This is based upon his short story Trucks.
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Yep.
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But then he wrote the screenplay, and this is his only movie that he ever directed himself.
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Now, lots and lots of movies have been made about and used and derived from Stephen King material, but this is the only time Stephen King did the directing.
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Uh so can I just say there's something to be said for when you do it and you fuck it up to be like, you know what, I'm done.
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I'm not cut out to direct.
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Sure.
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And I think so lots and lots of things had been made using Stephen King's material.
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And one of the most popular movies, I think, prior to this, Maxim Overdrive coming out, was The Shining.
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And The Shining was directed by Stanley Kubrick.
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Stanley Kubrick really wanted to, you know, he every movie was a different style and genre.
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He really wanted to do something horror, and so he wanted to do this Stephen King uh story of The Shining.
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And but he did not tap Stephen King to write the screenplay.
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Instead, he tapped someone else to write the screenplay, and when uh basically what his his what Kubrick basically said at the time, and I'm paraphrasing here, I wanted to tap a really good American writer to write the screenplay.
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Which pissed Stephen King off.
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Stephen King really didn't like that movie.
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No, no, it's not a movie.
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You know, because basically Kubrick took a lot of liberties and went in his own direction and did his own thing, and it you know, and as far as King was concerned, it went in totally different direction than what he wanted, and he was pissed off about that.
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And I think that was probably harboring a bit of grudge from that.
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And basically he, you know, he had kind of made it known that yeah, there's lots of movies made about made from my material, but none of them are very good.
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And so I want to and in fact, there if you you can go on YouTube and you can find the the trailer for Maxim Overdrive, which basically featured Stephen King talking shit about all the other Stephen King movies that were out there.
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Oh, that's cool.
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And basically said, there have been lots of movies made using my material, but this time where it's gonna be done right.
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Now I'm gonna scare the hell out of you.
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So I just I I wanna I want to tap in to my my inner Dave Chappelle and just say, cocaine's a hell of a drug.
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Yeah, so now at least like Justin said, at least he was self-aware enough after the fact to be like, yeah, I did it, I'm done.
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Well, my cup of tea.
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And from the stories I I've read about this, you know, he had a lot working against him.
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Uh he was working with the cinematographer who only spoke Italian.
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So there was a lot of translation issues and things going back and forth.
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Stephen King was learning how to do the job on the job.
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Uh, he was breaking fundamental rules of filmmaking that none of the cast and crew could like, whoa, whoa, whoa, are you sure you want to do that?
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So uh Stephen King was calling up George Romero after hours and and like, hey, can you give me a tutorial on the 180 rule?
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What's the 180 access rule?
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I don't understand it.
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And and so he was basically getting getting told how to be a director by another director while directing a movie.
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Yeah.
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Um, and you know, by King's own admission, he was coked out of his mind and didn't know what he was doing.
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Uh but what I thought was really funny is there is a the the onset translator uh said that he personally didn't see King doing any coke, but he did notice him drinking a lot, and that it would be pretty normal for him to hit the set at 8 a.m.
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open up his first beer and be 10 beers in by lunchtime.
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So, yeah, there were some things going on.
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Oh boy.
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But as far as this this film goes, he he wrote the screenplay in three weeks, and what he was envisioning was a mechanical version of Alfred Hitchcock's The Bird.
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Right.
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He kind of used that the birds, not the birds.
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That's a different movie entirely.
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Yeah, he kind of used that as the blueprint.
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So the same kind of thing, just with machines, not birds.
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Okay.
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Room vroom, not tweak, tweet.
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Well, he wrote something in three weeks that left a lot of holes.
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Yeah, maybe it just took a little bit more time.
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You probably should have.
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So yeah, he was dissatisfied with the other films that were being made.
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Never mind the fact that they were also making him money.
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You know, I'm surprised that they even made another one after this.
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I'm surprised he didn't blackball himself from uh entertainment.
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Well, I mean, uh that same year in 1986, Stand By Me was also in theaters.
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Another King book.
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Which made$52.3 million.
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Okay, so we're back on the we're back on the money bus.
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Stick to just being a writer.
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Do you guys want to take stabs at what some of the highest grossing Stephen King movies have been over time?
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Oh, let's go.
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Highest grossing Stephen King.
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Highest domestic grossing.
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Which which movies do you think did the best?
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It uh that's number one.
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The 2017 uh edition uh made$328.9 million dollars.
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Okay.
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What about what about misery?
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Misery was the ninth highest ranking.
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Oh wow, that's great.
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It number two.
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That's the second highest with 211.6 million.
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What about Pet Cemetery?
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Pet Cemetery is the fifth highest grossing with or I'm sorry, the 2019 edition uh version of Pet Cemetery made 54.7 million.
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Oh, I didn't know there was that.
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I didn't either.
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Uh there's a 1989 version made 57.5 million.
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So there's a new version of Pet Cemetery.
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Well, newer.
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I wouldn't say new at this point.
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It was twenty nineteen.
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It's still seven years old.
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Okay.
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But newer.
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New to me.
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Um The Shining.
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The Shining is uh the twelfth highest um with forty five point three million.
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Oh, I've got one.
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The Green Mile.
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The Green Mile is number three at$136.8 million.
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We got one, two, and three.
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Yeah, what about Shawshank?
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Shawshank is not as high as I thought it would be.
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Yeah, it didn't do so well in the movie theater.
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13th at uh 28.8 million.
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Okay, so we have one, two, three, and five.
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Correct?
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What's number four?
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What would be number four?
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I don't know that much about number one.
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So I'll tell you, I I had to look this one up.
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I don't even remember this movie.
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Uh 1408.
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1408, never heard of it.
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That's uh the room.
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Yep, that's that's correct.
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Yep.
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Uh made$72 million.
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Okay.
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So yeah, he's it's never saw, never saw it.
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His works have cranked in some cash.
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They sure have.
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He's a cash cow.
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So we we've talked about Stephen King, the writer and director of this movie.
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Why don't we take uh a little bit of time here and talk about the people who were in the movie?
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Alright.
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First up, I have Bill Robinson played by Emilio Esteves.
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If I put my arm around you, would you stick me with that thing?
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Bill is a cook at the Dixie Boy truck stop, who quickly finds himself becoming the reluctant leader of the survivors.
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He's sarcastic, tough, resourceful, and increasingly pissed off as the trucks make everyone's day considerably worse.
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So Astrophot was only 24 years old when maximum overdrive was released.
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You know, there was not a lot of good acting in this movie.
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No.
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No.
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But I thought Emilio did an okay job.
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I I mean he was alright.
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I actually had a conversation with my wife of uh maybe it's a comparative analysis compared to everybody else.
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But uh yeah, I I thought he was He wasn't terrible.
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He wasn't terrible.
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He was the best of the bad.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I'll go there.
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He's kind of like me whenever bring the best of the worst beer.
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It's like when when Coors Light wins the night, because it's the best of the worst.
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Emilio is Coors Light.
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I I think that's a fair comparison.
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Um he was already I wish I had a Coors Light right now.
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Oh, come on now.
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Suck it up.
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Uh so he was already an established actor.
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Uh he was a Hollywood commodity, uh part of the Brat Pack, coming off the Outsiders.
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No Repo Man, The Breakfast Club, and St.
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Elmo's Fire.
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But this was kind of his opportunity to transition into a leading man.
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He tried.
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Yeah.
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Good try.
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Good try, Emilio.
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Good try.
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Interestingly, this same year in 1986, he starred in the movie Wisdom, which he also wrote and directed, making uh him one of the youngest people ever to write, direct, and star in a major studio feature.
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Never heard of it.
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Me either.
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But he still did it.
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It must have been great.
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He did a thing.
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Isn't he the son of Charlie Sheen?
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Yeah.
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Martin Sheen.
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Yeah.
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Um Brother 2.
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Charlie Sheen.
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Charlie.
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Are they half brothers or are they full brothers?
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Oh, they're full brothers.
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Full brothers?
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So Martin Sheen's actual name is Martin Estevez, uh, but he uh took the the stage name Martin Sheen because it was more marketable.
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In fact, there are movies you can find that that were made with Martin Estevez as his as a screen name.
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Um I wonder why Sheen is more marketable than Estevez.
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Sheen.
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Yeah.
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Sheen.
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Sheen.
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Sheen.
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Somehow, though, it worked out for him because he did go on to be in Young Guns, Young Guns 2, and possibly the most important film he ever was in.
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Oh, The Flying V.
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The Mighty Ducks.
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Yeah.
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Absolutely.
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Absolutely.
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Super important in my childhood.
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Uh all right, who else we got?
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Next up, I have Bubba Hendershot, played by Pat Hingle.
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That thing's over your ass is grass, boy.
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Grass, you hear me.
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The fuck did he just say?
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So Bubba is the gruff, heavily armed owner of the Dixie Boy.
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He's an old school paranoid survivalist who has apparently been preparing for the apocalypse long before the apocalypse actually showed up.
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Which is when you should start preparing.
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Right.
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You should.
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Because if you wait until the last minute, it's too late.
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You can't wait till the last minute for the apocalypse.
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No, if you if you're gonna start accruing rocket launchers and assault weapons, now is the time.
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In fact, yesterday was the time, and maybe even a week ago was the time you should have started.
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Right.
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You brought up a giant hole in the plot.
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We'll get to that later.
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Why are they hip firing rocket launchers?
00:26:43.200 --> 00:26:48.480
Uh well, if if you have all that firepower, why are you not using it?
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And using it early and often.
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Oh man.
00:26:51.519 --> 00:26:51.920
Yeah, of course.
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Anyways, I digress.
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Who's next?
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Bubba.
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Well, actually, no, before we do that, I what I what I think was interesting about uh Pat Hingle, which is a terrible name.
00:27:04.319 --> 00:27:09.039
Um just three years after Maxim Overdrive, he was Commissioner Gordon.
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Opposite opposite Michael Keaton in Tim Burton's Batman.
00:27:12.640 --> 00:27:12.799
Yeah.
00:27:12.960 --> 00:27:13.599
No couldn't.
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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And then he returned as Gordon in Batman Returns, Batman Forever, and Batman and Robin.
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He probably should have gone by Patrick.
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Patrick Hingle.
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Patrick Hingle sounds so much better than Pat.
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Pat Pat Engel.
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Pat Hingle.
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Who's that?
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It's Pat!
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It sounds it sounds like my cat's throwing up.
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Pat Engel.
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Alright, next on my list is Brett Graham, played by Laura Harrington.
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Pull in there.
00:27:49.680 --> 00:27:54.160
And if you don't get your hand off my leg, you're gonna be wiping your ass with a hook the next time you take a dump.
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Brett is a young man's name.
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I mean, Brett Brett is a young woman traveling through town who gets trapped at the truck stop with the others.
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She's independent, resourceful, and develops a relationship with Bill while doing a surprisingly good job of holding her own amid the vehicular insanity.
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That was poetic.
00:28:21.279 --> 00:28:21.599
Yeah.
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Brett.
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Yeah, no talk about his time as a right winger for the St.
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Louis Blues.
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It's hard to say all those words with an 11% beer in my mouth.
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Oh, beer in your mouth.
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Sorry.
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Beer.
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Eleven percent beer.
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Okay.
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I have eleven percent beer in my mouth right now.
00:28:42.480 --> 00:28:45.279
Um what else was she in?
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She was in The Dark End of the Street, uh, as well as The Adventurers of Buckaroo Bonsai across the eighth dimension.
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I would say I've not seen either of those.
00:28:55.680 --> 00:29:02.880
She was also uh in the movie Men at Work in 1990, where she once again appeared opposite Emilio Esteves.
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Yeah.
00:29:03.680 --> 00:29:04.640
Strike three for me.
00:29:04.799 --> 00:29:09.920
Uh also in What's Eating Gilbert Grape, uh, The Devil's Advocate, and Polly.
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Okay, so I'm like two for seven.
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I mean, that's not bad.
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I mean, that that'll get you in the Hall of Fame if it if it was a batting average, right?
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I'm two for seven.
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Not too chabby.
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Alright, who else we got?
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Next up is Connie, played by Yearly Smith.
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I bet there's spiders down there.
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Oh, I hate anything with more than four legs.
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I can't do this.
00:29:35.599 --> 00:29:39.680
I'm just gonna keep oh, don't drop me now after that delicate mouth.
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So Connie is Curtis's newlywed wife who finds herself trapped at the truck stop with her husband.
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She's understandably terrified by the increasingly murderous machines and spends much of the movie trying to keep Curtis from doing anything stupid.
00:29:57.279 --> 00:30:01.839
And also, I think she might be Tangina Perrin's daughter.
00:30:02.319 --> 00:30:03.920
I was gonna say the same thing.
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I thought so too.
00:30:05.519 --> 00:30:07.359
All I can hear was Lisa Simpson.
00:30:07.599 --> 00:30:09.119
Yeah, I mean, you're not wrong.
00:30:09.279 --> 00:30:10.000
You're not wrong.
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That's who she is.
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She is.
00:30:12.000 --> 00:30:18.720
And for for me, anytime I see and hear Yeardly Smith, all I can see and think of is Lisa Simpson.
00:30:18.880 --> 00:30:19.039
Yeah.
00:30:19.440 --> 00:30:19.839
Of course.
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I was just trying to tie it back to our movie.
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No, and I get where you go.
00:30:23.519 --> 00:30:25.519
Yeah, very very Tangina Jr.
00:30:25.839 --> 00:30:26.000
Yes.
00:30:26.559 --> 00:30:27.279
Tangina.
00:30:27.759 --> 00:30:28.799
Tangina.
00:30:30.000 --> 00:30:32.960
What do you think Tangina's wedding gift was to the young couple?
00:30:34.000 --> 00:30:42.079
Probably teeth and blood and hair wrapped up in a flannel?
00:30:42.319 --> 00:30:45.119
I I was gonna think uh like a Ouija board.
00:30:45.359 --> 00:30:45.599
Okay.
00:30:45.759 --> 00:30:46.000
Okay.
00:30:46.240 --> 00:30:47.839
Um his and hers.
00:30:49.039 --> 00:30:49.359
Okay.
00:30:50.079 --> 00:30:53.839
Personalized monogram Ouija boards.
00:30:54.480 --> 00:30:59.119
I think she I think her gift was to cater, pay for the catering of the wedding.
00:30:59.279 --> 00:30:59.599
Oh, okay.
00:30:59.839 --> 00:31:01.119
Where they had very practical.
00:31:01.440 --> 00:31:09.440
Where they had roast beef with gravy.
00:31:09.759 --> 00:31:10.720
So so practical.
00:31:11.599 --> 00:31:13.119
Roast beef with gravy.
00:31:13.440 --> 00:31:14.880
When it was all done.
00:31:15.200 --> 00:31:17.359
This house is clear.
00:31:18.000 --> 00:31:18.640
Yeah.
00:31:18.960 --> 00:31:20.400
This this table.
00:31:22.160 --> 00:31:25.680
She she she was just like a a she provided waitress services.
00:31:25.920 --> 00:31:28.079
Uh yeah, the table is clear.
00:31:28.559 --> 00:31:28.720
Yeah.
00:31:28.880 --> 00:31:29.440
She'd be really good.
00:31:29.839 --> 00:31:31.759
She had all the apparitions come in and do the stuff.
00:31:31.839 --> 00:31:32.400
Oh, there you go.
00:31:33.599 --> 00:31:34.480
What an occasion.
00:31:34.640 --> 00:31:34.799
Right.
00:31:35.039 --> 00:31:35.200
Yeah.
00:31:35.440 --> 00:31:35.839
How cool.
00:31:36.079 --> 00:31:36.559
Heck yeah.
00:31:36.720 --> 00:31:37.759
All right, who's next?
00:31:37.920 --> 00:31:40.880
Next up is Curtis, played by John Short.
00:31:41.279 --> 00:31:43.200
I think I just loaded my pants.
00:31:44.559 --> 00:31:49.359
Curtis is Connie's newlywed husband and one of the survivors at the truck stop.
00:31:49.759 --> 00:32:00.640
He's kind of brave and well-intentioned, but he's also the kind of guy who sees a giant killer truck outside and thinks, yeah, I should probably go check that out.
00:32:04.640 --> 00:32:06.000
He was a bit of a dum-dum.
00:32:06.160 --> 00:32:07.440
He was a dum-dum.
00:32:07.680 --> 00:32:08.720
Big old dum-dum.
00:32:08.799 --> 00:32:09.680
There were a lot of dum-dums.
00:32:10.000 --> 00:32:12.079
There's a whole bunch of dum-dums in this movie.
00:32:12.720 --> 00:32:14.240
You might be shocked.
00:32:14.480 --> 00:32:19.920
But Maxim Overdrive is uh is his most notable role.
00:32:20.160 --> 00:32:21.279
You've gotta be kidding me.
00:32:22.319 --> 00:32:22.880
No way.
00:32:23.200 --> 00:32:23.599
I know.
00:32:24.319 --> 00:32:24.960
I know.
00:32:25.599 --> 00:32:31.039
I saw the name Short, though, and then I was like instantly like, is that Martin Short's family?
00:32:31.279 --> 00:32:32.400
Like, is that his son?
00:32:32.720 --> 00:32:35.200
I didn't look up, but maybe he didn't add any there.
00:32:35.359 --> 00:32:36.319
Let's just say it was.
00:32:36.559 --> 00:32:37.119
I wasn't curious.
00:32:38.160 --> 00:32:39.759
I wasn't curious enough.
00:32:41.119 --> 00:32:43.279
I was kind of hoping the guy would die.
00:32:43.680 --> 00:32:44.079
Yeah.
00:32:44.240 --> 00:32:44.400
Yeah.
00:32:44.559 --> 00:32:44.799
Yeah.
00:32:44.960 --> 00:32:52.640
And then Tangina's daughter would be like, and then Tangina shows up and raises him from the dead.
00:32:52.799 --> 00:32:53.440
There you go.
00:32:54.720 --> 00:32:57.839
Then you have a whole like, you know, cemetery situation going on.
00:32:58.240 --> 00:33:00.319
This street has a lot of hearts.
00:33:03.359 --> 00:33:05.200
And who else we got?
00:33:05.519 --> 00:33:12.079
My last person on this list is Deke Keller, played by Holter Graham.
00:33:12.720 --> 00:33:15.119
This is for my daddy, not off software bitch.
00:33:20.240 --> 00:33:21.519
Hell yeah, Deke.
00:33:21.839 --> 00:33:31.039
Deke is Duncan's young son who gets caught up in the chaos and ultimately becomes one of the people the survivors are desperately trying to protect.
00:33:32.640 --> 00:33:36.559
So Graham was uh about 14 years old when Maxim Overdrive was released.
00:33:36.720 --> 00:33:37.119
Yeah.
00:33:37.359 --> 00:33:38.880
His first feature film role.
00:33:39.279 --> 00:33:42.000
Uh his next movie was slightly more prestigious.
00:33:42.079 --> 00:33:47.279
He played uh Denny Lachant's Gordy's deceased older brother in Stand By Me.
00:33:47.440 --> 00:33:51.039
So he in the same year was in two Stephen King movies.
00:33:51.359 --> 00:33:51.680
Wow.
00:33:52.319 --> 00:33:54.799
Only one of which, this one, was directed by Stephen King.
00:33:55.119 --> 00:33:55.920
Good for you, Deke.
00:33:56.160 --> 00:33:56.400
Yeah.
00:33:57.519 --> 00:33:58.640
Deke is a weird name.
00:33:58.880 --> 00:34:00.319
I also name.
00:34:00.400 --> 00:34:02.559
Maybe maybe Stephen King's neighbor.
00:34:03.119 --> 00:34:04.640
That's why he got cast in all these things.
00:34:04.960 --> 00:34:16.000
There was something in the fact that his name was Deke, and years later, Gordon uh Emilio Estevez would play Gordon Bombay, whose famous move was the triple Deke.
00:34:16.320 --> 00:34:18.880
The triple Dek! Oh shit, you tied it all together.
00:34:19.039 --> 00:34:20.239
I did, and a nice little bow.
00:34:20.400 --> 00:34:22.159
Bringing it back to Mighty Ducks.
00:34:22.400 --> 00:34:24.480
And you know how much I love a bow.
00:34:24.800 --> 00:34:26.800
The bows and how they're tied together.
00:34:27.039 --> 00:34:29.599
I I think it's just a grand coincidence.
00:34:30.079 --> 00:34:30.639
Oh no.
00:34:31.360 --> 00:34:33.679
Now that Seth has presented it, it's gospel.
00:34:33.920 --> 00:34:34.559
Airtight.
00:34:34.639 --> 00:34:35.119
Mm-hmm.
00:34:35.599 --> 00:34:36.880
You know what's weird?
00:34:37.679 --> 00:34:43.760
Child actors and actresses are usually the weakest link in the acting in all the movies.
00:34:43.920 --> 00:34:44.079
Yeah.
00:34:44.320 --> 00:34:45.760
I thought he was one of the stronger ones.
00:34:46.239 --> 00:34:47.760
I fully agree.
00:34:47.920 --> 00:34:48.239
Yeah.
00:34:48.400 --> 00:34:50.960
I thought he he was barely in the movie.
00:34:51.039 --> 00:34:51.199
Yeah.
00:34:51.440 --> 00:34:53.360
And he was still one of the best actors in it.
00:34:53.519 --> 00:34:54.800
I couldn't agree more.
00:34:55.760 --> 00:34:59.679
Man, I just took my final drink of that optimum.
00:35:00.079 --> 00:35:01.119
I'm getting ready to.
00:35:01.280 --> 00:35:02.960
And it hurt my soul.
00:35:03.119 --> 00:35:03.360
Yeah.
00:35:03.519 --> 00:35:04.880
It ripped it right out of my chest.
00:35:05.440 --> 00:35:06.000
Because it's over?
00:35:06.320 --> 00:35:06.639
No.
00:35:07.840 --> 00:35:09.519
I could use a water.
00:35:10.559 --> 00:35:11.599
Um well.
00:35:12.079 --> 00:35:18.880
Excuse me, I just finished my That's a hefty burr.
00:35:19.119 --> 00:35:19.920
Hey, hey.
00:35:20.079 --> 00:35:23.519
Well, bing! Another hair just grew out of my chest.
00:35:25.760 --> 00:35:36.719
So outside of acting in film and television, what I find interesting about Graham is that he went on to become a prolific voice actor as well as audiobook narrator.
00:35:36.880 --> 00:35:42.719
And he's narrated a number of audiobooks, including works by Stephen King.
00:35:43.039 --> 00:35:43.679
Weird.
00:35:44.239 --> 00:35:45.119
Weird indeed.
00:35:45.280 --> 00:35:45.679
Yeah.
00:35:46.000 --> 00:35:49.679
Is there anyone else in this movie, character-wise, that we want to talk about?
00:35:49.920 --> 00:35:50.800
There's a couple.
00:35:51.039 --> 00:35:51.360
Okay.
00:35:51.840 --> 00:35:59.760
Um did you guys notice the man in the arcade room who got fried by the uh video arcade?
00:36:00.079 --> 00:36:01.280
I noticed him getting fried.
00:36:02.400 --> 00:36:04.639
Um, but I don't know who that is.
00:36:05.280 --> 00:36:09.360
That was Giancarlo Esposito.
00:36:09.519 --> 00:36:09.840
What?
00:36:10.079 --> 00:36:10.320
Yes.
00:36:11.360 --> 00:36:13.280
Gus Fring from Breaking Bad?
00:36:13.519 --> 00:36:14.079
That was him.
00:36:14.639 --> 00:36:15.679
I'll be dipped.
00:36:15.920 --> 00:36:16.159
Right?
00:36:16.239 --> 00:36:16.880
Isn't that crazy?
00:36:17.039 --> 00:36:18.559
I'll be dipped in dog shit.
00:36:19.199 --> 00:36:20.800
I didn't know any of that.
00:36:21.039 --> 00:36:22.559
So, and there's one more character.
00:36:22.800 --> 00:36:23.119
Okay.
00:36:24.159 --> 00:36:27.440
She is credited as second woman.
00:36:28.000 --> 00:36:28.719
Second woman.
00:36:29.920 --> 00:36:31.119
What did she go on to do?
00:36:31.360 --> 00:36:35.280
And that character was played by Marla Maples.
00:36:36.000 --> 00:36:36.559
Uh-uh.
00:36:36.880 --> 00:36:37.199
Yeah.
00:36:37.360 --> 00:36:40.079
One of uh Trump's ex-wives.
00:36:40.400 --> 00:36:41.119
Uh-huh.
00:36:41.920 --> 00:36:42.719
I don't remember.
00:36:42.960 --> 00:36:44.480
I I watched the movie.
00:36:44.719 --> 00:36:46.159
I didn't notice her.
00:36:46.400 --> 00:36:48.559
I'm not even sure who the second woman is.
00:36:48.800 --> 00:36:49.840
Second woman where?
00:36:50.000 --> 00:36:50.480
I don't know.
00:36:50.800 --> 00:36:52.320
She's second woman.
00:36:52.639 --> 00:36:52.960
Okay.
00:36:53.360 --> 00:36:53.679
Okay.
00:36:53.840 --> 00:36:54.159
All right.
00:36:54.400 --> 00:36:56.159
But for Trump, it's probably like the 28th.
00:36:56.239 --> 00:36:56.880
I don't know.
00:36:57.760 --> 00:36:58.559
In a row?
00:37:02.400 --> 00:37:03.679
You threw a clerk reference in there.
00:37:04.000 --> 00:37:04.559
I sure did.
00:37:04.639 --> 00:37:05.199
I sure did.
00:37:05.360 --> 00:37:17.440
Well, now that we've talked about all the people who are in the movie, let's take a moment and talk about your second beer of the podcast.
00:37:17.679 --> 00:37:19.440
We don't need to talk about it.
00:37:20.079 --> 00:37:21.840
So this is a pick of Justin's.
00:37:22.000 --> 00:37:23.119
We don't need to talk about it.
00:37:23.280 --> 00:37:23.599
Come on.
00:37:24.079 --> 00:37:25.440
Can we say talk about it?
00:37:27.440 --> 00:37:28.880
I think we need to talk a lot about it.
00:37:29.039 --> 00:37:29.360
Okay.
00:37:30.320 --> 00:37:33.920
Well, this is a pumpkin beer.
00:37:34.079 --> 00:37:34.719
Mmm.
00:37:35.519 --> 00:37:37.599
You know how much we love those.
00:37:37.920 --> 00:37:46.960
And this continues the streak of me believing that pumpkin beers are bullshit and no one should make them ever.
00:37:47.760 --> 00:37:51.199
Uh, it is Schlafly Brewing, which is local.
00:37:51.360 --> 00:37:51.840
It is.
00:37:52.000 --> 00:37:54.079
And has some very good tasty beers.
00:37:54.239 --> 00:37:54.800
They do.
00:37:54.960 --> 00:37:57.440
Uh, this is a vanilla pumpkin ale.
00:37:58.559 --> 00:38:04.880
Uh, it's an ale brewed with vanilla extract, pumpkin, and spices.
00:38:05.119 --> 00:38:05.760
It is.
00:38:06.639 --> 00:38:12.480
I think probably the only good thing about this thing is it's an 8% ABV.
00:38:13.519 --> 00:38:19.119
So it's a step down from the optimum, but it's still a pretty stout beer.
00:38:19.280 --> 00:38:23.920
Now, I will say it does not taste like an 8%.
00:38:24.559 --> 00:38:25.119
No, it doesn't.
00:38:25.280 --> 00:38:25.840
It doesn't.
00:38:26.000 --> 00:38:27.760
I I think the sweetness covers it up.
00:38:27.920 --> 00:38:30.480
Which makes it a dangerous beer.
00:38:30.719 --> 00:38:33.199
If you're gonna drink these, if you like them.
00:38:33.440 --> 00:38:34.960
It tastes like vanilla extract.
00:38:35.119 --> 00:38:36.639
It does taste like vanilla extract.
00:38:36.800 --> 00:38:37.840
Very heavy on the beer.
00:38:39.280 --> 00:38:42.480
I I gotta I gotta think hard to taste the pumpkin.
00:38:42.719 --> 00:38:44.559
So this is uh 100%.
00:38:46.000 --> 00:38:54.000
Our pumpkin beer on the last episode on the Nightmare uh on Elm Street episode was also a vanilla pumpkin ale.
00:38:56.400 --> 00:39:01.840
That one I felt mellowed out and I thought was was very drinkable after a few sips in.
00:39:02.000 --> 00:39:03.920
Um I'm not getting there with this one.
00:39:04.400 --> 00:39:07.440
I still just getting that this is a sipper?
00:39:07.599 --> 00:39:07.760
No.
00:39:08.159 --> 00:39:10.639
Because I can't can't swig more than a sip on this.
00:39:10.800 --> 00:39:12.320
Well, if you do, you'll get diabetes.
00:39:12.719 --> 00:39:18.000
Well, it does say on the neck of this thing.
00:39:19.119 --> 00:39:20.079
Uh where is it?
00:39:20.320 --> 00:39:29.119
Schlathley vanilla pumpkin ale blends classic pumpkin pie spices with the creamy sweetness of vanilla.
00:39:29.280 --> 00:39:30.480
Life is short.
00:39:30.719 --> 00:39:32.320
Drink dessert first.
00:39:33.840 --> 00:39:35.760
It is sweet enough to be a dessert beer.
00:39:35.920 --> 00:39:37.039
It's a dessert beer, yeah.
00:39:37.280 --> 00:39:37.920
100%.
00:39:38.800 --> 00:39:43.679
I don't like it.
00:39:44.960 --> 00:39:45.760
I'm with you.
00:39:46.079 --> 00:39:52.480
I'm also gonna say that I will probably never like any pumpkin beer that we bring to the table.
00:39:52.719 --> 00:39:53.760
One day we'll find one.
00:39:53.920 --> 00:40:00.239
I think that I said before that it will always be my third place, and I will happily take third place on this one.
00:40:00.480 --> 00:40:04.880
You know, this is a distinct 180 from uh our verse beer.
00:40:05.519 --> 00:40:08.400
Very, very you go from bitter to sweet.
00:40:08.480 --> 00:40:08.800
Yeah.
00:40:09.119 --> 00:40:09.440
Yeah.
00:40:09.760 --> 00:40:10.159
Yeah.
00:40:11.440 --> 00:40:15.199
We keep looking for a pumpkin beer that's tolerable.
00:40:15.840 --> 00:40:20.320
So, listeners, if if you have a suggestion with all ears.
00:40:20.719 --> 00:40:21.679
Please, somebody.
00:40:21.920 --> 00:40:22.960
Somebody come up with one.
00:40:23.199 --> 00:40:24.960
Throw us a fucking bone.
00:40:25.199 --> 00:40:26.320
Put it in the comments.
00:40:26.400 --> 00:40:27.920
What's your favorite pumpkin beer?
00:40:28.000 --> 00:40:31.199
Because or what's a pumpkin beer that you can tolerate well?
00:40:31.440 --> 00:40:36.800
Because the only one so far has been the pumpkin that was mixed with a porter.
00:40:36.880 --> 00:40:37.119
Yeah.
00:40:37.280 --> 00:40:37.519
Right?
00:40:37.679 --> 00:40:38.880
And that was a strong play.
00:40:39.119 --> 00:40:39.760
It was.
00:40:40.079 --> 00:40:42.480
I'll still pumpkin.
00:40:42.639 --> 00:40:44.159
I I'm not gonna vote for you.
00:40:44.239 --> 00:40:49.360
You're always gonna be my third place, but it was probably the best version of a pumpkin.
00:40:49.519 --> 00:40:50.000
I agree.
00:40:50.159 --> 00:40:51.360
But you had to mix it.
00:40:51.599 --> 00:40:55.360
Why why don't we see more porters or stouts with pumpkin?
00:40:55.599 --> 00:40:56.159
I don't know.
00:40:56.320 --> 00:40:58.639
I I think they go together like peanut butter and jelly.
00:40:59.599 --> 00:41:12.079
Because I think all these pumpkin beers are targeting the same audience that go in for the Starbucks pumpkin lattes, who are not your standard craft beer drinkers.
00:41:13.199 --> 00:41:17.840
I could see I'm a craft beer drinker, and I do like a pumpkin latte.
00:41:19.440 --> 00:41:21.199
So let bring that in.
00:41:21.599 --> 00:41:25.840
I'm a bit where is I I'm uh I'm a basic white girl.
00:41:26.079 --> 00:41:28.239
When it comes to my pumpkin latte.
00:41:28.960 --> 00:41:29.920
Where's the dark pump?
00:41:30.320 --> 00:41:32.079
I think you need to help a balance.
00:41:32.239 --> 00:41:33.440
How about a pumpkin coffee beer?
00:41:33.679 --> 00:41:34.559
That's a good question.
00:41:34.960 --> 00:41:37.760
Pumpkin coffee beer with pumpkin espresso stout would be great.
00:41:38.000 --> 00:41:44.239
I think a pumpkin with just a roasted it could be a uh it could be a brown ale, I think would be a good pairing.
00:41:44.320 --> 00:41:54.639
I a stout would be a great pairing, a porter could be a good pairing, but they always go with these light body ales where the pumpkin flavor has nothing to balance it.
00:41:54.880 --> 00:41:55.199
Right.
00:41:55.360 --> 00:41:56.719
It's too much, it's too sweet.
00:41:56.880 --> 00:42:00.480
And if they do balance it, they throw in something else, like in this case, vanilla.
00:42:00.719 --> 00:42:05.440
Vanilla, which just makes it coyingly sweet.
00:42:06.480 --> 00:42:08.800
You know, I'm gonna throw a call out.
00:42:08.880 --> 00:42:14.239
I I know a couple breweries follow us and listen to the show because they like our cake on the beer.
00:42:14.400 --> 00:42:15.280
And the movies.
00:42:17.119 --> 00:42:23.039
I'm going to challenge them to make a coffee pumpkin stout.
00:42:23.519 --> 00:42:24.719
You know who you are.
00:42:25.199 --> 00:42:26.320
You know who you are.
00:42:26.559 --> 00:42:27.119
Do it.
00:42:27.280 --> 00:42:28.239
You heard it here first.
00:42:28.400 --> 00:42:28.800
Do it.
00:42:28.960 --> 00:42:30.480
I don't know if anybody else is making it.
00:42:30.559 --> 00:42:31.440
You could be the first.
00:42:31.519 --> 00:42:32.719
You could corner this market.
00:42:32.880 --> 00:42:33.119
Yeah.
00:42:33.280 --> 00:42:33.599
Oh.
00:42:33.840 --> 00:42:36.800
You could make some You could make a pumpkin beer good.
00:42:37.280 --> 00:42:38.719
Or tolerable at least.
00:42:41.039 --> 00:42:41.920
Palatable.
00:42:42.079 --> 00:42:42.559
Yeah.
00:42:42.880 --> 00:42:43.440
Alright.
00:42:43.679 --> 00:42:45.360
But this is not a no.
00:42:45.679 --> 00:42:46.800
Well, what do you guys say?
00:42:46.880 --> 00:42:49.920
We get into the nitty-gritty of maximum overdrive.
00:42:50.159 --> 00:42:51.280
That's nits and grits.
00:42:51.440 --> 00:42:52.320
Do we have to?
00:42:52.480 --> 00:42:53.039
Yes.
00:42:53.360 --> 00:42:54.159
Yes, we do.
00:42:54.480 --> 00:42:56.800
You is what we're here for, Brian.
00:42:56.880 --> 00:43:00.079
And goddammit, you picked this movie, so we're gonna talk about it.
00:43:00.400 --> 00:43:01.599
All my fault.
00:43:01.920 --> 00:43:20.159
Well, we start the movie off with uh what I can only describe as a very crap image of stars, which tilts down to a similarly crap view of a non-rotating Earth in front of more crap looking stars and little wisps of green floating by.
00:43:20.320 --> 00:43:25.039
And then a yellow bit of text fades onto the screen.
00:43:25.360 --> 00:43:33.440
Now, all my fellow graphic design nerds out there, I'm gonna warn you, this is a trigger warning.
00:43:34.559 --> 00:43:41.760
They use a justify alignment for all the text, except for the first line, which is which is indented.
00:43:43.519 --> 00:43:46.800
Also, all the text is in italics.
00:43:47.599 --> 00:43:48.000
Why?
00:43:48.400 --> 00:43:48.639
Ew.
00:43:49.119 --> 00:43:51.199
Italics is for emphasis.
00:43:51.360 --> 00:43:55.199
If everything is emphasized, nothing is emphasized.
00:43:55.519 --> 00:43:56.159
That's true.
00:43:56.719 --> 00:43:58.719
I think I think we struck a nerve.
00:44:01.599 --> 00:44:02.480
Anyway.
00:44:02.800 --> 00:44:08.719
But he also says eight days, five hours, twenty-nine minutes, twenty-three seconds.
00:44:08.880 --> 00:44:09.199
Yeah.
00:44:09.360 --> 00:44:11.440
And it reminded me of Donnie Darko.
00:44:13.679 --> 00:44:16.960
And I had to go back and look at the Donnie Darko, and it wasn't that.
00:44:17.840 --> 00:44:18.639
But I was like, damn.
00:44:18.719 --> 00:44:18.880
Yeah.
00:44:19.039 --> 00:44:19.920
That's pretty damn close.
00:44:20.159 --> 00:44:21.519
So with very specific.
00:44:21.840 --> 00:44:34.559
What the text tells us is that on June 19, 1987, at 9 47 AM Eastern Standard Time, Earth begins passing through the extraordinarily diffuse tail of the rogue comet Rhea M.
00:44:35.039 --> 00:44:37.599
What does extraordinarily diffuse even mean?
00:44:38.880 --> 00:44:41.199
It is very big and wide.
00:44:41.519 --> 00:44:41.840
Okay.
00:44:42.079 --> 00:44:43.599
It has a giant berth.
00:44:44.000 --> 00:44:45.119
Then use those words.
00:44:45.280 --> 00:44:45.599
Yeah.
00:44:47.679 --> 00:44:53.760
The Earth will remain in the tail of the comet for eight days, five hours, twenty-nine minutes, and twenty-three seconds.
00:44:54.239 --> 00:44:57.119
Why specifically AM Eastern Standard Time?
00:44:58.079 --> 00:44:59.679
Well, you have to have a focal point.
00:44:59.760 --> 00:45:01.599
I mean, you want them to use like great time.
00:45:02.000 --> 00:45:03.840
But they are being so goddamn specific.
00:45:04.000 --> 00:45:04.079
Yeah.
00:45:04.400 --> 00:45:07.280
Just say on this day.
00:45:07.599 --> 00:45:10.639
We don't have to go into hours and minutes and so on and so forth.
00:45:10.880 --> 00:45:22.639
Beyond that, again, the layout design nerding me got so pissed off the fact they spelled out 29 minutes and 23 seconds using words instead of numbers.
00:45:22.960 --> 00:45:27.519
Because you you spell out numbers below 10.
00:45:27.679 --> 00:45:29.599
After that, you can use the actual digits.
00:45:30.000 --> 00:45:30.400
True.
00:45:30.559 --> 00:45:30.800
Yeah.
00:45:31.039 --> 00:45:31.519
Very true.
00:45:31.760 --> 00:45:33.039
So god damn you.
00:45:33.199 --> 00:45:35.039
You pissed me off to start off.
00:45:35.920 --> 00:45:37.679
29 minutes.
00:45:38.079 --> 00:45:40.400
Are you criticizing one of America's greatest authors?
00:45:40.639 --> 00:45:41.760
Fucking yes, I am.
00:45:43.599 --> 00:45:46.800
We cut from this though to Wilmington, North Carolina.
00:45:46.960 --> 00:45:49.519
Have you have either of you guys ever been to Wilmington, North Carolina?
00:45:49.679 --> 00:45:50.559
I have been to Wilmington.
00:45:50.719 --> 00:45:51.199
I have not.
00:45:51.840 --> 00:45:52.320
I've been.
00:45:52.880 --> 00:45:53.840
It's a nice lovely place.
00:45:54.159 --> 00:45:55.679
Yeah, lovely, lovely place.
00:45:56.400 --> 00:45:58.000
Went there a number of years ago.
00:45:58.159 --> 00:46:01.760
My wife did and I did a road trip to Wilmington, stayed there for a few days.
00:46:02.159 --> 00:46:08.239
Actually, we went to Asheville, North Carolina for a few days, and then drove to Wilmington and then to Wrightfield Beach.
00:46:08.320 --> 00:46:09.920
So we did the whole North Carolina tour.
00:46:10.480 --> 00:46:16.400
I heard that Asheville is supreme in craft beer.
00:46:16.559 --> 00:46:16.960
It is.
00:46:23.599 --> 00:46:24.880
Definitely worth a road trip.
00:46:25.039 --> 00:46:25.199
Yep.
00:46:26.000 --> 00:46:26.639
Second that.
00:46:27.280 --> 00:46:29.840
But Wilmington, we we did really enjoyed it.
00:46:30.000 --> 00:46:33.119
Went to they did a had a ghost tour that we went and did.
00:46:33.360 --> 00:46:33.599
Cool.
00:46:34.079 --> 00:46:35.360
Haunted Wilmington.
00:46:35.760 --> 00:46:42.719
And then my wife was very excited because she loved the television show Dawson's Creek, which was filmed in Wilmington.
00:46:42.960 --> 00:46:45.599
So we got to go see some of the Dawson's Creek sites.
00:46:45.760 --> 00:46:48.800
Not nearly exciting to me, but but she liked it.
00:46:48.880 --> 00:46:52.800
So you know, I got to enjoy it through her, which made it fun for me.
00:46:53.039 --> 00:46:53.519
Yeah, yeah.
00:46:53.760 --> 00:46:58.320
You've got to do some of the things for her so you can enjoy the trip too.
00:46:58.480 --> 00:46:58.639
Yeah.
00:46:59.119 --> 00:47:04.559
Did she enjoy the part where Pacey was fucking his teacher?
00:47:06.400 --> 00:47:07.280
Especially that one.
00:47:08.239 --> 00:47:09.440
Yeah, that was that was the best part.
00:47:09.679 --> 00:47:10.559
They went to the school.
00:47:10.800 --> 00:47:12.079
A little roleplay afterwards.
00:47:13.119 --> 00:47:16.320
Hey, what we did on our vacation is none of your goddamn business.
00:47:16.800 --> 00:47:17.679
So yes.
00:47:17.920 --> 00:47:18.239
Yeah.
00:47:18.320 --> 00:47:18.559
Yeah.
00:47:18.719 --> 00:47:19.039
Uh huh.
00:47:19.599 --> 00:47:21.519
Uh we get a they lived it.
00:47:21.679 --> 00:47:22.159
Good for you.
00:47:22.320 --> 00:47:26.480
We we get a scene of a of a man uh at an ATM.
00:47:26.639 --> 00:47:35.440
Um and uh the ATM um well has uh has some sp unkind words for the gentleman.
00:47:35.599 --> 00:47:35.920
It does.
00:47:36.239 --> 00:47:38.960
Honey, come on over here, sugar buns.
00:47:42.880 --> 00:47:45.440
This machine just called me an asshole.
00:47:47.679 --> 00:47:50.719
And that gentleman was played by Stephen King.
00:47:50.880 --> 00:47:51.280
It was.
00:47:51.599 --> 00:47:52.159
Was it really?
00:47:52.320 --> 00:47:52.960
Yeah, that was him.
00:47:54.079 --> 00:47:55.360
Alright, nice, nice.
00:47:55.599 --> 00:48:01.840
Uh, and and from there we we kick into opening credits rolling with a bit of AC DC playing underneath.
00:48:01.920 --> 00:48:04.239
And AC DC did the music throughout the movie.
00:48:04.480 --> 00:48:05.119
They did.
00:48:05.360 --> 00:48:08.079
Um three original songs just for the movie.
00:48:08.320 --> 00:48:27.840
Yeah, Who Made Who is in here, and uh I forget which other ones were original to it, but but yeah, it was it was uh so basically Stephen King is one of his directorial choices, went to producer Dino Delorentis and said, Hey, hey, I want all the music to be by AC DC.
00:48:29.119 --> 00:48:30.400
Because cocaine.
00:48:30.480 --> 00:48:40.320
Yeah, because he went to AC DC and basically serenaded them with one of their own songs until they finally said, Okay, we'll fucking do it.
00:48:40.559 --> 00:48:41.920
And gave him an eight-ball.
00:48:42.719 --> 00:48:43.360
Right?
00:48:44.079 --> 00:48:45.599
Angus was like, I'm all in.
00:48:46.880 --> 00:48:50.079
So the three original songs were Who Made Who?
00:48:50.239 --> 00:48:53.599
Okay, DT, and Chase the Ace.
00:48:53.920 --> 00:48:54.960
Chase the Ace.
00:48:55.119 --> 00:48:55.599
Yep.
00:48:55.840 --> 00:48:58.880
All right, all right, and now we know.
00:48:59.119 --> 00:49:01.360
That's yeah, and knowing is half the battle.
00:49:01.519 --> 00:49:03.440
Don't ask me to hum a few bars.
00:49:03.920 --> 00:49:08.159
No, I don't know those songs because they they all sound alike.
00:49:10.239 --> 00:49:13.760
Yeah, are you saying that all ACDC's songs sound the same?
00:49:14.000 --> 00:49:20.480
I'm saying that AC DC has a distinct sound and each of their songs sound the same.
00:49:22.000 --> 00:49:24.320
There's a nicer way to say that, but yeah.
00:49:24.559 --> 00:49:24.880
Okay.
00:49:26.960 --> 00:49:42.159
Well, from here we get a scene of the uh of a of a uh drawbridge with traffic on it that suddenly starts opening despite the fact there are all these cars and such already on it, and chaos ensues.
00:49:42.320 --> 00:49:42.960
It does.
00:49:54.400 --> 00:50:04.639
Now, so that that sound right there was a guy on a motorcycle who who falls over, slides somehow up the bridge and off the bridge.
00:50:06.559 --> 00:50:07.840
Physics don't matter.
00:50:08.000 --> 00:50:08.559
It don't matter.
00:50:09.039 --> 00:50:20.159
This was the first scene in the movie really starting it off with this, and what and it was also the first scene in the movie where I'm thinking, boy, we could have done so much better with this.
00:50:20.960 --> 00:50:30.559
Now I will say it would be terrifying to be Oh, on one of those those bridges to be a car as it's coming up, as it's coming up, it would be terrifying.
00:50:30.719 --> 00:50:32.320
It would be, it'd be so scary.
00:50:32.559 --> 00:50:36.079
Car sliding backwards onto you, and what if you're that car like in the brake?
00:50:36.320 --> 00:50:36.559
Right.
00:50:36.719 --> 00:50:37.840
You know, you're just stuck there.
00:50:38.159 --> 00:50:38.480
You're scared.
00:50:39.599 --> 00:50:45.039
Like that guy whose wheels were spinning, and but but but the physics in this scene don't add up.
00:50:45.199 --> 00:50:45.679
No, no, no.
00:50:45.840 --> 00:50:48.639
Like we we have watermelons flying through the air.
00:50:49.360 --> 00:50:57.199
We have again motorcyclists who were sliding down the bridge, but then somehow slide off the bridge when the opening wouldn't have it doesn't work.
00:50:57.360 --> 00:50:58.400
No, doesn't make sense.
00:50:58.480 --> 00:51:01.840
I mean, unless you fell through the gap, but at that point it wasn't even opened that much.
00:51:02.079 --> 00:51:03.760
There was just all these things going on.
00:51:03.840 --> 00:51:07.360
It was chaotic, but it did make sense.
00:51:07.599 --> 00:51:18.800
No, no, so so when I saw this scene, the first thing that I was uh non-12-year-old Brian when you saw this scene was like, oh boy, we're in for a ride.
00:51:19.039 --> 00:51:23.440
And maybe not a good one, but this is this is gonna be nuts.
00:51:23.679 --> 00:51:24.320
It's something.
00:51:24.639 --> 00:51:31.360
But but I almost immediately began to question the premise of this movie, though.
00:51:31.679 --> 00:51:33.679
How could how could you not?
00:51:34.480 --> 00:51:42.960
Because how is it that the bridge is out of control, but all of these cars aren't?
00:51:43.280 --> 00:51:46.000
That that is a running question of mine.
00:51:46.400 --> 00:51:49.760
So not every machine turned at the same time.
00:51:50.000 --> 00:51:52.159
No, and not not all of them turned.
00:51:52.559 --> 00:51:56.960
And there didn't seem to be a rhyme or reason as to which machines and how.
00:51:57.199 --> 00:51:57.440
Right.
00:51:57.679 --> 00:52:05.760
Because in my mind, you you have well, you have things that are mechanical, you have things that are electrical, and you have things that are electronic.
00:52:06.480 --> 00:52:12.159
And each one, you know, it's a mechanical or just moving parts that are human operated by and large.
00:52:12.320 --> 00:52:12.480
Sure.
00:52:12.639 --> 00:52:16.960
You have electrical things that that are are just ran by electricity, but there's no intelligence to them.
00:52:17.039 --> 00:52:22.559
And you have electronics that have some form of elect you know, uh programmed control to them.
00:52:24.000 --> 00:52:29.440
There didn't seem to be any rhyme of reason which were affected in any given moment.
00:52:29.760 --> 00:52:36.000
In some manual non-electrical items.
00:52:36.239 --> 00:52:36.480
Right.
00:52:36.639 --> 00:52:36.880
Yeah.
00:52:37.039 --> 00:52:38.159
That we'll get into later.
00:52:38.320 --> 00:52:38.480
Uh-huh.
00:52:38.800 --> 00:52:39.840
Because I haven't noted.
00:52:40.000 --> 00:52:41.119
It's unreal.
00:52:41.440 --> 00:52:42.639
It was very willy-nilly.
00:52:43.039 --> 00:52:44.159
For lack of a better term.
00:52:44.800 --> 00:52:46.960
That is the perfect way to describe it.
00:52:47.199 --> 00:52:49.039
This movie was willy-nilly.
00:52:49.280 --> 00:52:50.800
Willy goddamn nilly.
00:52:51.199 --> 00:52:52.159
I agree.
00:52:52.880 --> 00:53:02.000
So from here, we go to the Dixie Boy truck stop, which is somewhere outside of Wilmington, North Carolina.
00:53:02.239 --> 00:53:07.519
Uh, and we meet employee Duncan Keller, who's trying to fuel up a vehicle.
00:53:07.679 --> 00:53:12.960
Uh, we got this big rig that comes in with a big, big green goblin face in the front.
00:53:13.039 --> 00:53:21.599
It's it's a semi with for a Troy store of some kind, and it's pulled up, and so Duncan's trying to fill it up, but suddenly the gas pump's not working.
00:53:21.679 --> 00:53:21.840
No.
00:53:22.320 --> 00:53:26.800
So he does just what any smart gas attendant would do.
00:53:26.960 --> 00:53:31.280
He stares directly into the fucking nozzle until it hoses him in the eyes.
00:53:31.599 --> 00:53:32.320
It's always easy.
00:53:32.400 --> 00:53:34.719
It's always smart to look inside a hole, right?
00:53:35.039 --> 00:53:36.159
Like, yeah.
00:53:36.639 --> 00:53:39.360
Yeah, you couldn't see that happen from a mile away.
00:53:39.760 --> 00:53:44.000
So I will I want to jump back just a sec because this killed me.
00:53:45.199 --> 00:53:48.079
You were just talking about this guy, the pinball guy.
00:53:48.159 --> 00:53:48.480
Yeah.
00:53:48.639 --> 00:53:54.320
He was the pinball machine, like breaks and like the glass breaks, and there's sparks all over the place.
00:53:55.119 --> 00:53:57.199
And he says, Yo, mama.
00:54:00.480 --> 00:54:05.360
And like the cigarette machine breaks too, and he's just like pocketing all the cigarettes.
00:54:07.039 --> 00:54:09.360
Like, yeah, the change machine is going nuts.
00:54:09.920 --> 00:54:10.400
Fucking great.
00:54:10.719 --> 00:54:12.159
He's just loading them his pockets.
00:54:12.880 --> 00:54:24.000
Uh, inside the truck stop, we also meet uh truck stop cook Bill, who is apparently being exploited by Dixie Boy owner Bubba Hennershot.
00:54:25.360 --> 00:54:26.960
Let me let me get this straight now.
00:54:27.280 --> 00:54:32.960
Now you want me to work for nine hours and only clock in for eight.
00:54:33.679 --> 00:54:35.440
I know you beat the college boy.
00:54:37.360 --> 00:54:39.039
Screw that, not this kid.
00:54:39.920 --> 00:54:41.920
You know what that star means, don't you?
00:54:42.400 --> 00:54:44.480
You ain't that obtuse, are you?
00:54:44.800 --> 00:54:46.480
On parole, boy.
00:54:46.639 --> 00:54:50.719
Either your ass belongs to me or it belongs to the state of North Carolina.
00:54:52.400 --> 00:54:55.039
So the obtuse thing.
00:54:55.199 --> 00:54:55.679
Mm-hmm.
00:54:55.840 --> 00:54:58.000
It reminds me of Shaw Shank Redemption.
00:54:58.159 --> 00:54:59.119
Shaw Shank Redemption.
00:54:59.519 --> 00:55:01.760
But it also reminds me of Family Guy.
00:55:02.079 --> 00:55:04.960
When they did their Shaw Shank Redemption episode.
00:55:05.119 --> 00:55:05.440
Yeah.
00:55:05.679 --> 00:55:09.760
And he was like, Why are you being so obtuse?
00:55:09.920 --> 00:55:13.760
And then like the guy was sitting as an obtuse ankle.
00:55:16.559 --> 00:55:21.280
But I also noticed in this moment here that his name is Bubba.
00:55:22.639 --> 00:55:24.079
But he calls everybody Bubba?
00:55:24.400 --> 00:55:26.000
He calls everybody else Bubba.
00:55:26.159 --> 00:55:27.760
Yeah, I didn't get that about this guy.
00:55:28.079 --> 00:55:29.119
What is that?
00:55:29.920 --> 00:55:30.559
I don't know.
00:55:31.119 --> 00:55:32.000
My name's Bubba.
00:55:32.159 --> 00:55:35.119
That'd be like me being like, hey, Justin.
00:55:36.239 --> 00:55:36.719
Yeah.
00:55:38.000 --> 00:55:38.880
Oh, Justin.
00:55:38.960 --> 00:55:39.679
Hey, Justin.
00:55:40.320 --> 00:55:42.159
Like, I'm just gonna call you Justin from now on.
00:55:42.320 --> 00:55:43.360
Fuck you and your name.
00:55:43.519 --> 00:55:44.639
You're gonna go by my name.
00:55:44.880 --> 00:55:46.079
Bubba Justin.
00:55:47.440 --> 00:55:52.880
Now he Handershot mentions how Bill is a college boy.
00:55:53.119 --> 00:55:56.320
And he's mentioned this another multi a couple other times during the movie.
00:55:56.559 --> 00:55:57.039
Right.
00:55:58.159 --> 00:56:02.639
Is there anything about Bill that gives you the vibes that this guy went to college?
00:56:02.880 --> 00:56:06.159
Well, he's a felon, I guess, at the same time.
00:56:06.559 --> 00:56:08.880
Well, he's not a dumbass like everybody else is.
00:56:09.119 --> 00:56:12.000
It doesn't mean that he didn't go to college, but he's also a felon.
00:56:12.159 --> 00:56:13.280
That's why he's working there.
00:56:13.440 --> 00:56:13.760
Okay.
00:56:13.920 --> 00:56:16.400
Like he employs felons, that's what the stars were, right?
00:56:16.559 --> 00:56:16.719
Yeah.
00:56:16.800 --> 00:56:18.960
Do you see the the clock in with all the cards?
00:56:19.119 --> 00:56:19.519
Yeah, yeah.
00:56:19.599 --> 00:56:21.519
If you have two stars, you're a super felon.
00:56:21.679 --> 00:56:24.880
But about two-thirds of the cards were starred.
00:56:25.119 --> 00:56:25.360
Right.
00:56:25.440 --> 00:56:25.599
Yeah.
00:56:25.760 --> 00:56:27.519
So he used that against these guys.
00:56:27.760 --> 00:56:32.239
Well, he probably gets some form of uh credit from the government for employing felons.
00:56:33.199 --> 00:56:33.519
Uh huh.
00:56:33.599 --> 00:56:33.760
Yeah.
00:56:33.920 --> 00:56:34.559
That's just smart.
00:56:34.880 --> 00:56:35.840
But it's also business.
00:56:36.079 --> 00:56:37.679
It's also keeps him under his thumb.
00:56:37.920 --> 00:56:38.239
Right, right.
00:56:40.000 --> 00:56:42.320
I will fuck you over if you fuck me over.
00:56:42.559 --> 00:56:42.719
Right.
00:56:42.880 --> 00:56:45.599
So you're gonna give me that extra unpaid hour of work.
00:56:47.039 --> 00:56:47.599
Or else.
00:56:47.760 --> 00:56:48.079
Yeah.
00:56:48.320 --> 00:56:49.360
Oh my god.
00:56:50.000 --> 00:56:52.000
Corporate America, Jesus Christ.
00:56:52.159 --> 00:56:53.519
We're doing that anyway.
00:56:54.400 --> 00:56:54.960
Fuck.
00:56:55.119 --> 00:56:58.719
Oh, and uh Bubba does one of your favorite things there, Justin.
00:56:58.880 --> 00:56:59.519
Yeah.
00:56:59.760 --> 00:57:02.639
Where he calls grown ass men boy.
00:57:03.039 --> 00:57:05.199
Oh, I fucking hate it.
00:57:05.360 --> 00:57:05.599
Right.
00:57:05.840 --> 00:57:06.480
And Bubba.
00:57:06.960 --> 00:57:08.960
A guy named Bubba is gonna call me boy.
00:57:09.039 --> 00:57:09.280
Right.
00:57:09.360 --> 00:57:10.559
I'm gonna slit your throat.
00:57:11.039 --> 00:57:13.360
Oh my god, I'll slit your throat so hard.
00:57:14.239 --> 00:57:19.199
Well, while Bill is uh is being exploited by Bubba, hey Just Justin.
00:57:19.280 --> 00:57:19.679
Uh-huh.
00:57:19.920 --> 00:57:21.199
Let's move on, boy.
00:57:26.239 --> 00:57:30.400
Uh waitress Wanda June is left to man the grill.
00:57:30.480 --> 00:57:31.840
Uh she's real bad at it.
00:57:32.000 --> 00:57:32.800
She's terrible at it.
00:57:32.880 --> 00:57:38.719
And it doesn't help that uh she's suddenly injured when an electric carving knife comes alive and attacks her.
00:57:40.400 --> 00:57:42.000
Just cuts into her arm.
00:57:42.320 --> 00:57:42.960
It sure did.
00:57:43.119 --> 00:57:46.880
Uh but Bill quickly takes care of business, dispatching it with a hammer.
00:57:46.960 --> 00:57:47.280
Yeah.
00:57:47.599 --> 00:57:50.159
Which was just sitting there for some reason.
00:57:50.320 --> 00:57:51.840
I don't know why.
00:57:53.440 --> 00:58:02.320
Um, in the game room, uh, the arcade machines are going haywire after spitting out free money and cigarettes, and and then they and they just murder a guy.
00:58:02.559 --> 00:58:03.599
Just electrocute him.
00:58:03.840 --> 00:58:08.000
Electrocute him with the aid of bad special visual effects and cheesy explosions.
00:58:08.400 --> 00:58:09.039
Your mama.
00:58:10.480 --> 00:58:13.760
Oh my god, he still had electricity running over his face.
00:58:13.920 --> 00:58:14.239
Yeah.
00:58:14.320 --> 00:58:14.480
Yeah.
00:58:14.639 --> 00:58:15.440
Oh, it was so bad.
00:58:15.599 --> 00:58:16.239
It was terrible.
00:58:16.320 --> 00:58:16.960
It was so bad.
00:58:17.119 --> 00:58:19.280
I can't believe that was Giancarlo as Posito.
00:58:20.239 --> 00:58:24.079
And as bad as that moment was, it only gets worse.
00:58:24.239 --> 00:58:24.559
Yep.
00:58:24.719 --> 00:58:29.039
Because we cut from here to a little league game.
00:58:31.280 --> 00:58:34.480
Um there's so many things.
00:58:34.639 --> 00:58:36.719
I'm just gonna start from the beginning in this scene.
00:58:36.880 --> 00:58:42.000
So we got Deke, uh, who's a kid in a red shirt and jeans.
00:58:42.320 --> 00:58:42.559
Jeans.
00:58:42.639 --> 00:58:43.360
Who fucking played?
00:58:43.679 --> 00:58:44.639
We're baseball and jeans.
00:58:45.039 --> 00:58:48.400
Every single kid on this field was wearing jeans.
00:58:48.719 --> 00:58:49.280
They all were.
00:58:49.440 --> 00:58:50.159
You know what?
00:58:51.440 --> 00:58:53.360
In the 80s I played bowling games.
00:58:53.599 --> 00:58:53.840
Did you?
00:58:53.920 --> 00:58:58.880
Because I played Little League in the 80s in even podunk towns, and we didn't wear jeans.
00:58:59.039 --> 00:58:59.679
Oh, I did.
00:59:00.000 --> 00:59:02.880
I played in fourth grade.
00:59:03.119 --> 00:59:04.639
My one year in baseball.
00:59:04.719 --> 00:59:04.960
Yeah.
00:59:05.119 --> 00:59:06.480
I had baseball pants.
00:59:06.639 --> 00:59:06.800
Yeah.
00:59:07.119 --> 00:59:08.960
Oh, I didn't have baseball pants in the last game.
00:59:09.119 --> 00:59:10.239
We didn't wear jeans.
00:59:10.480 --> 00:59:10.960
Oh yeah.
00:59:11.039 --> 00:59:12.480
We I didn't think it was weird.
00:59:12.719 --> 00:59:13.360
Well I okay.
00:59:13.519 --> 00:59:13.760
All right.
00:59:13.920 --> 00:59:17.519
So you have I I will trust your experience in this.
00:59:17.840 --> 00:59:21.360
So if you think it's not weird, I'll I'll move on.
00:59:21.760 --> 00:59:30.000
Um what I did think was weird is is after the kids, you know, Deke hits a ball into play.
00:59:30.159 --> 00:59:32.719
Here around there are teams all rounding the bases.
00:59:33.039 --> 00:59:43.119
Um Deke's heading home, he leaps through the air towards home plate, but it's really not so much a slide as just a belly flop.
00:59:43.599 --> 00:59:44.880
Then he puts his arm out.
00:59:45.039 --> 00:59:45.360
Yeah.
00:59:45.440 --> 00:59:45.599
Yeah.
00:59:45.840 --> 00:59:47.840
With seconds to spare before the ball gets there.
00:59:48.239 --> 00:59:53.360
Seems like a very dramatic flare and finish that wasn't necessary in the slightest bit.
00:59:53.599 --> 00:59:56.239
Yeah, it was it was like a Pete Rose, Pete Rose slide.
00:59:58.480 --> 00:59:59.599
Little Charlie Hustle.
00:59:59.920 --> 01:00:00.960
Little Deke Hustle.
01:00:01.119 --> 01:00:01.280
Yeah.
01:00:01.679 --> 01:00:15.119
Uh and the red shirt team wins the game, and everybody's excited except for the coach, who has this look in his face like, God damn it, as he throws his clipboard down.
01:00:15.360 --> 01:00:17.119
Now I gotta buy sodas.
01:00:18.960 --> 01:00:22.159
Because, you know, team sodas are on him.
01:00:22.320 --> 01:00:23.440
Come on, you fuckers.
01:00:24.639 --> 01:00:25.599
Sodas on me.
01:00:25.840 --> 01:00:31.039
But but when he goes to purchase said sodas, things things go a little nuts.
01:00:31.119 --> 01:00:31.599
Yep.
01:00:36.159 --> 01:00:39.679
The vending machine is firing cans of soda like artillery.
01:00:39.840 --> 01:00:40.159
Yep.
01:00:42.159 --> 01:00:42.880
I don't know how.
01:00:43.199 --> 01:00:43.840
What the hell?
01:00:44.159 --> 01:00:45.280
No, I don't know.
01:00:53.199 --> 01:01:01.760
On one hand, if this were a standalone, I may have actually appreciated this scene because there was some some humor to it.
01:01:01.840 --> 01:01:04.480
It was kind of bizarre, kind of funny.
01:01:05.760 --> 01:01:09.119
But it doesn't fit the tone of anything else.
01:01:09.440 --> 01:01:09.760
No.
01:01:10.000 --> 01:01:12.320
It's it's it's disjointed.
01:01:12.480 --> 01:01:18.159
And and then again, the the inconsistencies on how this comet tail is working.
01:01:18.400 --> 01:01:24.239
Does it somehow remanufacture how soda machines dispense sodas?
01:01:24.559 --> 01:01:27.119
Because there's no firing mechanism, it's gravity.
01:01:27.199 --> 01:01:27.760
It just drops.
01:01:28.079 --> 01:01:29.039
It just drops, yeah.
01:01:29.360 --> 01:01:32.000
I guess it just made it overly aggressive.
01:01:32.960 --> 01:01:35.679
But these things came out as deadly projectiles.
01:01:35.840 --> 01:01:36.079
Uh-huh.
01:01:36.159 --> 01:01:37.039
Oh, he died.
01:01:37.840 --> 01:01:40.159
The coach gets killed by soda cans.
01:01:40.400 --> 01:01:43.280
Did you see the mark on his mark on his forehead?
01:01:43.519 --> 01:01:44.159
That was gross.
01:01:44.400 --> 01:01:49.360
It was a bloody red circle on his face, and he was dead.
01:01:50.239 --> 01:01:51.760
And this thing killed him.
01:01:52.719 --> 01:01:55.840
Who knows how many kids got killed by flying soda cans?
01:01:56.000 --> 01:01:57.119
There were so many dead bodies.
01:01:57.280 --> 01:01:59.199
Like so many dead kids all over the ground.
01:01:59.840 --> 01:02:07.440
Puts on a catcher's mask and is somehow, you know, to shields the multiple facial takes he takes armies all the way up.
01:02:07.679 --> 01:02:07.840
Yeah.
01:02:08.079 --> 01:02:10.239
Other kids are running and scattering.
01:02:10.960 --> 01:02:12.800
Nobody's serpentining at all.
01:02:14.559 --> 01:02:16.000
Why are you running in a straight line?
01:02:16.400 --> 01:02:16.960
Serpentine.
01:02:17.199 --> 01:02:17.679
Serpentine.
01:02:17.760 --> 01:02:18.239
Serpentine.
01:02:18.480 --> 01:02:19.760
Let's think about that for a second.
01:02:19.840 --> 01:02:24.639
Because if it's coming out straight, all you gotta do is move to the right or left.
01:02:24.960 --> 01:02:28.480
That's a that's the other big hole I had in this entire plot of this movie.
01:02:28.639 --> 01:02:30.480
Nobody thought about lateral movement.
01:02:30.559 --> 01:02:30.960
Oh no.
01:02:31.199 --> 01:02:32.559
Everyone just moves in straight lines.
01:02:32.800 --> 01:02:33.360
And that falls.
01:02:33.840 --> 01:02:35.920
Especially the people who got squished by the trucks.
01:02:36.239 --> 01:02:43.519
And this falls perfectly in line with the next part of the scene where the kid flips over his handlebars.
01:02:44.000 --> 01:02:46.639
So we have this kid who is trying to get away.
01:02:46.719 --> 01:02:48.559
It looks like on a 10-speed bike.
01:02:48.800 --> 01:02:54.800
He's biking through the field, and all of a sudden, like the bike locks up and he flips head over heels over the handlebars.
01:02:54.960 --> 01:03:01.119
So just as a steamroller busts through the scoreboard and runs his ass over.
01:03:11.760 --> 01:03:15.360
I think yes, because of the timing and the perfect location.
01:03:15.440 --> 01:03:20.320
This was like a well-scripted, this was like a one-two punch.
01:03:20.480 --> 01:03:23.119
I I didn't know bikes could be taken over.
01:03:23.360 --> 01:03:24.320
I didn't think they should be able to get it.
01:03:24.480 --> 01:03:25.280
Because they shouldn't be.
01:03:25.519 --> 01:03:26.480
It's not a machine.
01:03:26.719 --> 01:03:27.039
No.
01:03:27.440 --> 01:03:30.239
And I just think the kid wasn't looking where he was going.
01:03:30.480 --> 01:03:31.280
So maybe he biffed it.
01:03:31.360 --> 01:03:32.000
And he biffed it.
01:03:32.079 --> 01:03:33.760
So we'll just we'll say he biffed it.
01:03:33.840 --> 01:03:34.079
Right.
01:03:34.400 --> 01:03:38.800
But it's very coincidental the location and timing of said biffing.
01:03:39.039 --> 01:03:55.519
Okay, so when the steamroller comes and runs him over after he falls off his bike, so they did this big blood bag and the steamroller runs over the blood bag, and then you kind of cut to that and the blood squished out everywhere when the kid's head goes under.
01:03:55.679 --> 01:03:56.000
Oh.
01:03:56.639 --> 01:03:58.400
And uh they were made to cut that.
01:03:58.639 --> 01:04:00.480
I I can understand why.
01:04:00.800 --> 01:04:03.599
So it would have been way cooler if they would have left it.
01:04:03.760 --> 01:04:11.679
Oh heck yeah, I would have I don't know if I'd want to see that, but I would have at least liked to have seen the blood smear on the cylinder of the steamroller afterwards.
01:04:11.920 --> 01:04:16.960
Kind of like the blood smear on this on the the thing in uh the Indiana Jones movie.
01:04:17.280 --> 01:04:17.360
Right.
01:04:17.519 --> 01:04:19.199
When the bad guy gets in that rock crusher.
01:04:19.360 --> 01:04:19.599
Yeah.
01:04:20.400 --> 01:04:23.599
So here's my here's They almost had to cut that too.
01:04:23.760 --> 01:04:24.960
Here's my thing, though.
01:04:25.199 --> 01:04:28.960
Like But Stephen King said that was the best shot of the movie.
01:04:29.119 --> 01:04:33.280
That blood bags were and he was so pissed off they had to cut it out.
01:04:33.440 --> 01:04:34.480
I bet it's I bet it's not.
01:04:34.880 --> 01:04:38.079
But my question is, when was he judging the quality of that shot?
01:04:38.239 --> 01:04:41.199
When he was coked out of his brains?
01:04:42.159 --> 01:04:43.039
He's doing some gummies.
01:04:43.760 --> 01:04:45.599
He's like, oh yeah, it's really good.
01:04:45.840 --> 01:04:46.719
I like that.
01:04:46.960 --> 01:04:49.840
Yeah, just rubbing the rubbing the coke all over the gums.
01:04:50.000 --> 01:04:50.960
That makes me numb.
01:04:51.119 --> 01:04:52.000
It's good.
01:04:53.280 --> 01:04:54.639
Yeah, that was interesting.
01:04:54.960 --> 01:04:58.639
Deke grabs his Crew Jones Special Edition BMX.
01:04:58.800 --> 01:05:00.000
Oh, hell yeah, he did.
01:05:00.159 --> 01:05:01.519
And he heads out on his own.
01:05:01.760 --> 01:05:03.039
He did not do a backflip.
01:05:03.199 --> 01:05:03.519
No.
01:05:03.920 --> 01:05:04.880
He needed it.
01:05:05.039 --> 01:05:05.440
It's a shame.
01:05:05.599 --> 01:05:05.760
Yeah.
01:05:05.840 --> 01:05:06.400
He needed a ramp.
01:05:06.639 --> 01:05:07.360
They should have put that.
01:05:07.440 --> 01:05:08.639
They should have put that in there somewhere.
01:05:08.800 --> 01:05:11.039
He would have got away faster if he had done a backflip.
01:05:11.119 --> 01:05:11.440
For sure.
01:05:12.079 --> 01:05:12.880
He'd have won the race.
01:05:13.360 --> 01:05:14.800
He would have won the race.
01:05:16.480 --> 01:05:21.920
I do gotta say, if you're looking for an escape vehicle, I think the BMX was a strong play here.
01:05:22.079 --> 01:05:22.719
I agree.
01:05:22.880 --> 01:05:24.000
It is all terrain.
01:05:24.639 --> 01:05:28.880
You do have the ability to make quick, quick cuts, quick turns, quick stops.
01:05:29.199 --> 01:05:30.800
You can you can ditch it easily.
01:05:30.880 --> 01:05:32.639
You can pull it behind the bushes, you can hide.
01:05:32.880 --> 01:05:33.039
Yeah.
01:05:33.360 --> 01:05:41.760
Can I also just say though that like your feet will do just fine because all you gotta do is step two feet to the right and or left?
01:05:42.079 --> 01:05:42.400
Sure.
01:05:42.480 --> 01:05:45.360
But if you want to go faster, the BMX is a good choice.
01:05:45.599 --> 01:05:46.719
You really don't have to.
01:05:46.960 --> 01:05:50.400
Because like these giant machines can't turn on a dime.
01:05:50.639 --> 01:05:53.519
But if I from the BMX, you can hop off quickly and move on your feet.
01:05:54.000 --> 01:05:55.360
Which brings me to another point.
01:05:55.840 --> 01:05:59.360
In apocalyptic movies or scenarios, there's not enough use of bicycles.
01:06:00.159 --> 01:06:01.519
Are highly underutilized.
01:06:02.000 --> 01:06:02.400
Agreed.
01:06:02.559 --> 01:06:03.199
They're quiet.
01:06:03.360 --> 01:06:03.679
Agreed.
01:06:03.840 --> 01:06:04.400
They're quick.
01:06:04.719 --> 01:06:05.679
They can serve energy.
01:06:06.400 --> 01:06:06.880
Yeah.
01:06:07.360 --> 01:06:13.920
There was an episode of Fear the Walking Dead that used bicycles in a way that I'd not seen before.
01:06:14.000 --> 01:06:18.320
And I was like, that is the most brilliant thing I've seen on any of these goddamn zombie shows I've ever seen.
01:06:18.480 --> 01:06:18.639
Sure.
01:06:18.800 --> 01:06:36.480
Where they had someone riding around on a bicycle with a radio on the back, drawing zombies in, and then went up to a box truck, rode up the ramp of the box truck on the bike, all the zombies came in, and he just climbed up a ladder, went to the roof of the truck, and they closed the back of the truck, and they had a truck full of zombies that they could use as a weapon.
01:06:36.960 --> 01:06:39.679
You saved uh you just how easy.
01:06:39.840 --> 01:06:47.280
You didn't you didn't have to spend any of your uh fuel reserves fuels or or ammo or anything.
01:06:47.440 --> 01:06:47.679
Right.
01:06:47.920 --> 01:06:48.239
Yeah.
01:06:48.639 --> 01:06:49.280
It's smart.
01:06:49.519 --> 01:07:00.320
But did you also notice like during the death scenes of this movie, it was like a like highly aggressive psycho sound effect.
01:07:00.960 --> 01:07:05.360
Like but like on steroids.
01:07:05.519 --> 01:07:05.679
Yeah.
01:07:05.920 --> 01:07:08.079
It was it was like super over the top.
01:07:08.719 --> 01:07:09.920
Super over the top.
01:07:10.079 --> 01:07:10.400
Yeah.
01:07:10.639 --> 01:07:17.440
It was almost like they were mimicking and like making fun of Psycho, but making it even worse.
01:07:18.400 --> 01:07:25.280
So when Deke is riding his bike, yeah, and he rides away from the park, and he I guess he's trying to go home.
01:07:25.440 --> 01:07:25.920
Yeah.
01:07:26.320 --> 01:07:29.519
And he's hiding in the bushes, and then the lawnmower starts up.
01:07:29.599 --> 01:07:29.920
Uh-huh.
01:07:30.079 --> 01:07:31.840
And the lawnmower starts chasing him.
01:07:32.159 --> 01:07:41.679
So apparently that scene, the lawnmower ran over something or hit a pole, and and and a bunch of wood wood chips.
01:07:42.079 --> 01:07:44.400
Oh, yeah, he's trying to hit the cinematographer in the eye.
01:07:44.559 --> 01:07:44.960
In the eye.
01:07:45.199 --> 01:07:46.079
His shooting eye.
01:07:46.239 --> 01:07:50.079
Yeah, who ended up suing because of the injury on set.
01:07:50.880 --> 01:07:58.400
And and more than one actor said, uh, or actress said, yeah, it was extremely dangerous on set.
01:07:59.119 --> 01:07:59.679
Wow.
01:08:00.639 --> 01:08:01.679
Jesus Christ.
01:08:01.840 --> 01:08:02.079
Yeah.
01:08:02.239 --> 01:08:02.880
All right.
01:08:03.280 --> 01:08:18.640
Well, um, the next characters we get to meet, though, are Brett and Camp, who are Camp Lowman is a handsy Bible salesman, and Brett is a hitchhiker who Camp is giving a ride to.
01:08:18.800 --> 01:08:30.800
Uh, Brett is is fishing around the radio, trying to find something, anything to listen to, uh, but is struggling, but eventually does find a station that that's broadcasting a bit of a warning.
01:08:31.279 --> 01:08:35.039
Reports of strange occurrences are pouring into the wire service.
01:08:35.520 --> 01:08:37.760
We will have further bullets as they come in.
01:08:37.840 --> 01:08:40.479
But for the moment, let me repeat this urgent message.
01:08:41.119 --> 01:08:45.039
If you are on or near a major highway, get away at once.
01:08:45.199 --> 01:08:46.720
Get away at once.
01:08:48.960 --> 01:08:52.159
Shit! Whoa, whoa, whoa, what's wrong there, Swave thing?
01:08:53.840 --> 01:08:55.680
I was glad that guy I was glad that guy died.
01:08:56.319 --> 01:08:57.600
Yeah, he didn't die soon enough for my taste.
01:08:59.520 --> 01:09:00.479
This is again.
01:09:00.640 --> 01:09:09.840
Okay, so so they're struggling to find a radio station, presumably because all the radio stations have been knocked out of commission by the the magical comet tail.
01:09:09.920 --> 01:09:10.399
Yeah.
01:09:10.640 --> 01:09:12.640
How is this one broadcasting?
01:09:12.880 --> 01:09:13.760
I don't know.
01:09:14.079 --> 01:09:16.000
What makes this one special?
01:09:18.079 --> 01:09:20.720
And how are they driving around in a car?
01:09:21.600 --> 01:09:24.000
Well, not all the machines have been affected yet.
01:09:24.319 --> 01:09:25.760
Again, why not?
01:09:25.920 --> 01:09:26.479
I don't know.
01:09:27.359 --> 01:09:30.000
That's my biggest question in this whole thing.
01:09:30.079 --> 01:09:30.399
Mm-hmm.
01:09:30.560 --> 01:09:33.520
Is it all didn't happen to all of them at once?
01:09:33.760 --> 01:09:34.560
That was weird.
01:09:34.800 --> 01:09:36.239
Man, it was weird.
01:09:36.319 --> 01:09:37.600
It was so selective.
01:09:37.920 --> 01:09:38.319
Yeah.
01:09:38.560 --> 01:09:43.439
Uh anyway, so so Brett forces Camp to pull into the Dixie Boy.
01:09:43.520 --> 01:09:58.079
And what once they get out of the car, Camp is berating Brett in the parking lot when suddenly the Green Goblin, a massive truck with a giant green goblin face on the front, uh comes to life and tries to run them over.
01:10:02.640 --> 01:10:03.840
This guy.
01:10:04.640 --> 01:10:09.760
He actually said, What the dickens is going on around here?
01:10:09.920 --> 01:10:13.840
And the only thing I could think of was scissoring like the dickens.
01:10:16.960 --> 01:10:25.840
Yeah, inside everyone is now wondering what what what the fuck, you know, and uh also on the road, we meet Connie and Curtis.
01:10:26.079 --> 01:10:29.119
Uh they're newlyweds, traveling by car.
01:10:29.359 --> 01:10:30.800
We gotta get some gas.
01:10:31.199 --> 01:10:33.520
That's good because I got to go to the ladies.
01:10:34.800 --> 01:10:35.199
The ladies.
01:10:41.760 --> 01:10:43.600
Dude likes a golden shower.
01:10:44.560 --> 01:10:45.920
The golden shower hour.
01:10:46.159 --> 01:10:51.199
Well, they they stop at a roadside gas station and immediately discover a dead body.
01:10:51.359 --> 01:10:51.760
Yep.
01:10:51.920 --> 01:10:55.039
But still decide, yay, let's poke around a bit.
01:10:56.399 --> 01:11:01.039
Uh when suddenly a driverless tow truck attacks Curtis.
01:11:01.520 --> 01:11:06.079
The couple then uh escapes and gets back out onto the road.
01:11:06.319 --> 01:11:07.279
And she's driving.
01:11:07.359 --> 01:11:07.600
Yeah.
01:11:07.760 --> 01:11:09.199
And she's doing a damn good job.
01:11:09.439 --> 01:11:12.239
She's driving and also bitching him out, right?
01:11:12.720 --> 01:11:16.159
About how he couldn't be doing this the way that she's doing it.
01:11:17.359 --> 01:11:19.119
But then we cut to them later.
01:11:19.359 --> 01:11:20.399
And he's driving.
01:11:20.560 --> 01:11:21.039
Of course.
01:11:21.199 --> 01:11:23.760
Well, they must have, you know, they could have swapped at some point.
01:11:24.000 --> 01:11:24.560
I don't know.
01:11:24.800 --> 01:11:25.439
Yeah.
01:11:27.199 --> 01:11:30.960
I mean, she is related to Tangina Barron's.
01:11:31.039 --> 01:11:34.640
So maybe she just like I mean, that's headcanon, but I'm willing to accept it.
01:11:34.800 --> 01:11:41.359
She could have just like floated over to the like small paranormal.
01:11:41.840 --> 01:11:44.720
That's one of the more believable things in this movie.
01:11:45.760 --> 01:11:47.439
You're not wrong.
01:11:47.920 --> 01:11:53.920
Uh, we get another check-in with Deke, the the blue jeaned Little League uh player.
01:11:54.079 --> 01:12:00.000
Um, he's biking still through town, and we're getting glimpses of the various carnage along the way.
01:12:00.159 --> 01:12:00.319
Yep.
01:12:00.399 --> 01:12:07.279
Uh lawnmowers, chainsaws, hairdryers, radios, remote control cars, and other machines have all murderously turned against their owners.
01:12:07.439 --> 01:12:08.239
That poor dog.
01:12:08.560 --> 01:12:10.399
Even an ice cream truck.
01:12:10.560 --> 01:12:11.039
Yeah.
01:12:11.279 --> 01:12:12.159
We see it again.
01:12:12.640 --> 01:12:14.720
Which is kind of creepy in the best of times.
01:12:14.880 --> 01:12:15.600
Well, sure.
01:12:15.760 --> 01:12:22.800
Uh, has joined Team Murder, seemingly patrolling the neighborhood for fresh opportunities to kill, slaughter, and maim.
01:12:23.119 --> 01:12:25.119
With that joyous song playing.
01:12:25.359 --> 01:12:27.039
Oh, it's so damn creepy.
01:12:27.119 --> 01:12:27.520
Mm-hmm.
01:12:27.600 --> 01:12:28.159
It is creepy.
01:12:28.319 --> 01:12:29.199
That was that was pretty creepy.
01:12:34.880 --> 01:12:36.399
Squish, squeeze.
01:12:38.960 --> 01:12:45.520
Uh, back in the Dixie Boy, Diesel blinded Duncan is becoming increasingly worried about his son, Deke.
01:12:46.000 --> 01:12:47.439
You really going after Deke, man?
01:12:47.600 --> 01:12:48.239
Yeah.
01:12:48.640 --> 01:12:50.159
Okay, how many fingers you see?
01:12:50.239 --> 01:12:50.560
Huh?
01:12:50.960 --> 01:12:52.319
Eight, twelve?
01:12:53.199 --> 01:12:56.239
Alright, so I got a little double vision, but it's clearing up, Bill.
01:12:57.119 --> 01:12:58.560
I gotta find my boy.
01:12:59.199 --> 01:12:59.760
My boy.
01:13:00.159 --> 01:13:00.720
I gotta.
01:13:01.199 --> 01:13:01.439
Gotta.
01:13:02.079 --> 01:13:03.520
Anything will be going on out there.
01:13:03.840 --> 01:13:04.159
Anything.
01:13:04.319 --> 01:13:04.479
Yep.
01:13:04.720 --> 01:13:05.760
For Christ's sakes.
01:13:06.079 --> 01:13:07.119
I'd do the same thing.
01:13:07.600 --> 01:13:07.920
For sure.
01:13:10.800 --> 01:13:13.359
And you ain't never gonna have to punch out again, Bill.
01:13:16.159 --> 01:13:18.479
He does fucking call everybody else Baba.
01:13:19.920 --> 01:13:22.000
I love it, Danny calls him a fat fuck.
01:13:22.079 --> 01:13:22.399
Yeah.
01:13:22.800 --> 01:13:26.479
You know, what a piece of shit thing to say.
01:13:26.720 --> 01:13:28.000
Oh, that guy's a douche.
01:13:28.319 --> 01:13:29.840
Like, douche a loosh.
01:13:30.079 --> 01:13:33.920
As far as you know, like the world is ending.
01:13:34.079 --> 01:13:34.560
Yeah.
01:13:34.800 --> 01:13:41.119
And you're gonna sit there and say, if you leave without clocking out, you'll never clock in again.
01:13:41.359 --> 01:13:42.640
Fuck you, motherfucker.
01:13:42.720 --> 01:13:42.880
Right.
01:13:43.439 --> 01:13:45.199
Who are you surfing right now anyway?
01:13:45.439 --> 01:13:46.720
My kid's out there somewhere.
01:13:46.880 --> 01:13:47.199
Yeah.
01:13:47.439 --> 01:13:49.760
I'm going to go find my fucking kid.
01:13:49.920 --> 01:13:52.079
I don't give a shit about this job.
01:13:52.479 --> 01:13:54.079
Like, it could be the apocalypse.
01:13:54.399 --> 01:13:54.880
Who knows?
01:13:55.039 --> 01:13:58.960
Well, despite his injuries, Duncan does leave the truck stop.
01:13:59.199 --> 01:13:59.600
He does.
01:13:59.760 --> 01:14:00.960
To go search for Deke.
01:14:01.199 --> 01:14:02.479
Unfortunately, he doesn't get very far.
01:14:02.800 --> 01:14:02.960
No.
01:14:11.359 --> 01:14:12.960
He uh he failed.
01:14:13.279 --> 01:14:15.439
He failed to move laterally.
01:14:17.119 --> 01:14:17.600
To the side.
01:14:17.840 --> 01:14:18.000
Yeah.
01:14:18.079 --> 01:14:20.880
That's like it's such a slow moving sidestep.
01:14:21.039 --> 01:14:22.000
Sidestep.
01:14:22.239 --> 01:14:22.560
Okay.
01:14:22.880 --> 01:14:25.199
So it's such a slow-moving vehicle.
01:14:25.359 --> 01:14:25.520
Yeah.
01:14:25.680 --> 01:14:27.520
First of all, it's not going to explode you.
01:14:27.680 --> 01:14:28.000
No.
01:14:28.159 --> 01:14:28.960
Like it shows.
01:14:29.279 --> 01:14:33.199
And anyone with with his b his vision was impaired, yes.
01:14:33.359 --> 01:14:36.560
But his hearing, as far as I knew, was completing the operation.
01:14:36.720 --> 01:14:43.760
He should have heard an 18-wheeler start up and start to move his weight in plenty of time to move four steep four steps to the right.
01:14:44.159 --> 01:14:45.279
Yeah, for sure.
01:14:45.600 --> 01:14:46.239
My God.
01:14:48.399 --> 01:14:49.039
He gone.
01:14:49.359 --> 01:14:50.000
Yeah.
01:14:50.239 --> 01:14:52.720
Um, so yeah, he gets collided.
01:14:52.800 --> 01:15:00.479
Uh a garbage truck plows into him, kills him, and then the garbage truck crashes into camp's car and dumps a load of trash on top of it.
01:15:00.720 --> 01:15:12.880
Um, Camp runs out throwing a shit fit, but then the Green Goblin truck fires up, it comes back to life, attacking him, and knocks him into a ditch where we presume that he died.
01:15:13.039 --> 01:15:13.199
Yeah.
01:15:13.439 --> 01:15:14.079
Cross the road.
01:15:14.239 --> 01:15:14.720
Yeah.
01:15:16.079 --> 01:15:17.520
Um thank God.
01:15:17.840 --> 01:15:32.000
So now we got multiple trucks on the move, and and led by the Green Goblin, they they circle the Dixie boy, just driving circles and circles around it, trapping everybody inside.
01:15:32.079 --> 01:15:36.000
So basically, the truck stop uh becomes a fortress under siege.
01:15:36.159 --> 01:15:36.720
Right.
01:15:37.039 --> 01:15:43.520
Now, when I told my wife about the plot of this movie, yeah, her first thought was like, ooh, I love truck stops.
01:15:43.600 --> 01:15:48.720
And I had to tell her it's like, babe, this isn't Bucky's, this isn't Wally's.
01:15:48.960 --> 01:15:49.439
Right.
01:15:50.960 --> 01:15:53.840
Okay, so funny thing about the Dixie Boy, yeah.
01:15:54.239 --> 01:16:00.079
They actually built the Dixie Boy as part of the set outside of uh Wilmington.
01:16:00.319 --> 01:16:00.880
Wilmington.
01:16:01.760 --> 01:16:05.119
And a lot of truckers, like real truckers, stopped at it.
01:16:05.359 --> 01:16:05.600
Really?
01:16:05.840 --> 01:16:07.199
Thinking that it was a truck stop?
01:16:07.439 --> 01:16:08.640
It was a legit truck stop.
01:16:08.880 --> 01:16:09.439
No way.
01:16:09.840 --> 01:16:15.039
So they actually had to pause shooting now and then to like shoe away truckers who are coming.
01:16:15.199 --> 01:16:16.000
That's really funny.
01:16:16.239 --> 01:16:16.640
But yeah.
01:16:17.760 --> 01:16:20.640
To just follow up my with my wife's thinking.
01:16:21.359 --> 01:16:28.800
If you did have to hole up somewhere for a while, I think a walleyes or a bucky's would be a pretty decent play.
01:16:28.960 --> 01:16:30.319
Oh, plenty to eat.
01:16:30.479 --> 01:16:34.720
You'd have clothing, you'd have dries, you'd have showers, showers, yeah.
01:16:35.039 --> 01:16:37.199
Bathrooms out the goddamn wazoo, right?
01:16:37.359 --> 01:16:38.239
Oh, and all clean.
01:16:38.319 --> 01:16:38.479
Yeah.
01:16:38.720 --> 01:16:40.399
Install doors that go from top to bottom.
01:16:40.640 --> 01:16:41.920
So many slushy flavors.
01:16:42.159 --> 01:16:42.720
Yeah, best.
01:16:43.600 --> 01:16:49.119
Jerky, popcorn, hot dogs, brisket, a wall, fudge, a wall of jerky.
01:16:49.359 --> 01:16:49.680
Yeah.
01:16:49.840 --> 01:16:51.920
It would be like being trapped in heaven.
01:16:52.159 --> 01:16:52.560
For sure.
01:16:52.800 --> 01:16:53.039
Yeah.
01:16:53.199 --> 01:16:54.960
You can sign me up for that anytime.
01:16:55.119 --> 01:16:58.159
Oh, I would make a bed out of a bunch of like Wally stuffed animals.
01:16:58.319 --> 01:17:06.079
I think instead of camping, you know, going at a campground this year, we should just try to stay in a walley's for a full weekend.
01:17:06.399 --> 01:17:07.439
I think we could do it.
01:17:07.600 --> 01:17:08.640
I'm I'm down.
01:17:08.800 --> 01:17:09.119
Yeah.
01:17:09.359 --> 01:17:09.760
Let's do it.
01:17:10.000 --> 01:17:12.000
They might frown when we start a fire.
01:17:13.600 --> 01:17:14.560
But maybe not.
01:17:14.880 --> 01:17:15.840
They might be into it.
01:17:16.000 --> 01:17:17.520
Maybe that's the fire they do their barbecue.
01:17:17.840 --> 01:17:19.199
They also have, yeah, and that's the other thing.
01:17:19.279 --> 01:17:20.079
They have clothing.
01:17:20.159 --> 01:17:20.880
They have other things.
01:17:20.960 --> 01:17:21.760
They have housewares.
01:17:22.000 --> 01:17:23.439
Anything you could possibly need.
01:17:23.600 --> 01:17:23.920
Right.
01:17:24.079 --> 01:17:24.560
You know?
01:17:24.880 --> 01:17:25.760
And magnets.
01:17:26.079 --> 01:17:27.600
Smartest place to be trapped in.
01:17:27.760 --> 01:17:28.720
It's one of.
01:17:28.960 --> 01:17:30.399
I mean, it's not a bad play.
01:17:30.640 --> 01:17:33.439
No, I think you're on to something.
01:17:33.520 --> 01:17:33.760
Yeah.
01:17:33.920 --> 01:17:36.560
Hey, when the zombie apocalypse hits, we're handle Wally's.
01:17:36.640 --> 01:17:37.600
Let's meet at the Wally's.
01:17:37.760 --> 01:17:38.319
All right.
01:17:39.199 --> 01:17:40.800
I wish one was closer.
01:17:43.760 --> 01:17:45.199
Kind of want to go there now.
01:17:46.479 --> 01:17:47.119
Damn.
01:17:47.279 --> 01:17:47.439
Yeah.
01:17:47.760 --> 01:17:48.640
Mallet jerky.
01:17:49.039 --> 01:17:50.239
Wally's sponsor of the show.
01:17:55.279 --> 01:17:56.319
So yeah.
01:17:56.960 --> 01:18:00.399
We've got this convoy of trucks surrounding the Dixie Boy.
01:18:00.479 --> 01:18:06.800
Now, Connie and Curtis are still out in the road, but they've encountered another murderous semi.
01:18:06.960 --> 01:18:12.800
Um, and they it's being chased down, um, or they're being chased down by the this semi.
01:18:12.960 --> 01:18:20.720
Now they managed to outmaneuver it, and in the process of that, the truck crashes and goes off the road.
01:18:20.880 --> 01:18:21.199
Uh-huh.
01:18:21.359 --> 01:18:25.359
And while it's flying through the air, it for some reason explodes.
01:18:25.600 --> 01:18:26.720
It does the Michael Bay.
01:18:26.880 --> 01:18:27.760
Oh my God.
01:18:28.399 --> 01:18:31.439
I had such an issue with this.
01:18:31.520 --> 01:18:31.920
Yeah.
01:18:32.159 --> 01:18:34.000
Why did it explode?
01:18:34.159 --> 01:18:34.800
Nothing hit it.
01:18:35.119 --> 01:18:37.920
I mean, it was bursting into flames in mid-air.
01:18:38.239 --> 01:18:38.319
Right.
01:18:38.479 --> 01:18:39.119
It sure was.
01:18:39.279 --> 01:18:42.960
Now, when it hit the ground, it fully exploded even more.
01:18:44.239 --> 01:18:45.680
But yeah.
01:18:46.000 --> 01:18:48.720
What would make it do that movie?
01:18:49.680 --> 01:18:50.560
Movie.
01:18:50.800 --> 01:18:53.199
Boy, there's so much of that in this movie.
01:18:53.680 --> 01:18:55.119
So much movie in this movie.
01:18:55.359 --> 01:18:56.399
There's a lot of movie in this movie.
01:18:56.560 --> 01:18:58.000
There's a lot of movie in this movie.
01:18:58.399 --> 01:19:02.800
After escaping this rogue semi, they do make it to the Dixie Boy.
01:19:02.880 --> 01:19:04.079
Uh, but they have a problem.
01:19:04.159 --> 01:19:08.159
They have to get through the ring of trucks that are surrounding it.
01:19:08.319 --> 01:19:08.640
Yeah.
01:19:08.800 --> 01:19:09.920
Oh my god.
01:19:12.640 --> 01:19:15.760
When we get to that truck stop, everything will be alright.
01:19:15.920 --> 01:19:17.039
Oh yes.
01:19:20.159 --> 01:19:21.920
What are you doing?
01:19:23.279 --> 01:19:24.720
You see that gap?
01:19:26.239 --> 01:19:29.119
The next time it comes around, I'm gonna shoot right through it.
01:19:29.359 --> 01:19:32.560
No, you don't! Don't hang up on us a squash!
01:19:33.119 --> 01:19:33.600
I can do it.
01:19:33.840 --> 01:19:35.920
Well, she sounds just like it, then she does.
01:19:37.520 --> 01:19:39.199
What do you think's gonna happen to us if we start?
01:19:39.439 --> 01:19:42.560
Get her in the water! Get her in the bathing.
01:19:47.600 --> 01:19:50.479
Well, Curtis and Connie make a run for it.
01:19:50.560 --> 01:19:52.000
Or a drive for it.
01:19:52.239 --> 01:19:55.920
And they're trying to bust through the convoy.
01:19:56.319 --> 01:19:58.319
But Curtis doesn't time it quite right.
01:19:58.479 --> 01:19:58.640
No.
01:19:59.119 --> 01:20:01.119
Doesn't quite hit make the gap.
01:20:01.279 --> 01:20:05.199
And as a result, their car is rammed and overturned.
01:20:05.600 --> 01:20:12.079
Bill and Brett, who is always around Bill now for some reason, uh run outside to rescue them.
01:20:12.159 --> 01:20:20.159
But Dixie Boy owner Bubba takes matters into his own hands and fires a rocket into one of the trucks.
01:20:38.640 --> 01:20:40.640
I know you guys typically do.
01:20:40.800 --> 01:20:41.119
Yeah.
01:20:41.520 --> 01:20:43.439
But in this case, I turned them on.
01:20:43.520 --> 01:20:43.760
Yeah.
01:20:44.000 --> 01:20:46.560
Because I want to know what the hell did he just say.
01:20:47.199 --> 01:20:49.920
And I got this is what it gave me.
01:20:50.479 --> 01:20:54.239
Stick this one up your indistinct.
01:20:59.520 --> 01:21:00.720
So I don't know what he said.
01:21:01.039 --> 01:21:02.640
Stick it up your indistinct.
01:21:04.479 --> 01:21:09.680
Um then Hendershot continues firing rockets because apparently he has a rocket launcher.
01:21:10.159 --> 01:21:16.800
And he's uh firing rocks uh rockets at the attacking trucks, and several trucks are blown to pieces.
01:21:17.039 --> 01:21:17.359
Yeah.
01:21:17.840 --> 01:21:28.239
Um inside the the Dixie boy, uh Bill and Brett are now forging a bit of a connection.
01:21:30.479 --> 01:21:33.680
A girl hitching her way down to Florida needs some protection.
01:21:35.039 --> 01:21:35.600
Yeah?
01:21:35.760 --> 01:21:37.039
That's what you're doing?
01:21:37.279 --> 01:21:37.920
Yeah.
01:21:40.239 --> 01:21:40.960
That's what I was doing.
01:21:44.880 --> 01:21:47.600
Oh, and he said that he was she did it!
01:21:47.760 --> 01:21:51.680
She did the thing! Hell yeah.
01:21:53.920 --> 01:21:55.439
I'm scared.
01:21:56.079 --> 01:21:57.439
I'm scared.
01:21:57.760 --> 01:21:58.720
You should be.
01:21:58.880 --> 01:22:00.800
I am too, baby.
01:22:01.199 --> 01:22:02.079
I'm gonna fucking.
01:22:03.439 --> 01:22:04.960
She's fucking real good.
01:22:05.439 --> 01:22:05.920
Don't worry.
01:22:06.239 --> 01:22:08.720
Like Jesse Spano on caffeine, Bill.
01:22:09.119 --> 01:22:10.239
She's so scared.
01:22:10.800 --> 01:22:12.000
I'm so scared.
01:22:12.640 --> 01:22:14.800
Bill and Brett embrace.
01:22:15.119 --> 01:22:20.479
And it's clear after knowing each other for less than 30 minutes of goddamn screen time.
01:22:20.800 --> 01:22:22.000
It didn't take him long.
01:22:22.640 --> 01:22:23.439
They're in love.
01:22:23.760 --> 01:22:24.239
They are.
01:22:24.640 --> 01:22:26.319
They do it to it.
01:22:28.880 --> 01:22:35.680
Billy after this goes to see Joey in the bathroom.
01:22:39.520 --> 01:22:40.880
The closed captioning was great.
01:22:40.960 --> 01:22:41.840
It said squish.
01:22:42.079 --> 01:22:42.720
It did.
01:22:42.800 --> 01:22:44.079
I wrote it down.
01:22:44.560 --> 01:22:46.720
Flatulence and squish.
01:22:47.680 --> 01:22:48.319
The best.
01:22:48.960 --> 01:22:51.680
Has he really got a lot of firepower down in the cellar?
01:22:53.119 --> 01:22:55.520
Well, you heard him tell me to shut up, didn't you?
01:22:56.159 --> 01:22:57.279
Oh, come on, Joy.
01:22:57.439 --> 01:22:58.159
This is serious.
01:22:58.319 --> 01:23:00.239
Man, Joey just wants to poop in peace.
01:23:00.960 --> 01:23:01.680
Oh, y'all.
01:23:02.079 --> 01:23:02.880
God damn.
01:23:03.119 --> 01:23:03.840
Grenades?
01:23:04.640 --> 01:23:05.279
Well.
01:23:06.079 --> 01:23:06.880
Well, what else?
01:23:07.039 --> 01:23:09.039
Flamethrowers, rifles, what?
01:23:10.560 --> 01:23:11.439
Joey's got bombs.
01:23:14.479 --> 01:23:15.520
Got his own artillery.
01:23:17.359 --> 01:23:19.439
Kind of reminds me of our camping trip.
01:23:19.600 --> 01:23:19.920
Yeah.
01:23:20.159 --> 01:23:22.079
Where it's like, hey, watch the door.
01:23:24.319 --> 01:23:27.119
I got flatulence and squish coming.
01:23:28.000 --> 01:23:29.600
He's got everything.
01:23:29.840 --> 01:23:31.680
Now go on and leave me alone, Billy.
01:23:31.840 --> 01:23:34.000
Alright, so so this scene.
01:23:34.319 --> 01:23:38.880
Billy, when Billy pulled himself up to look over in the stall.
01:23:39.039 --> 01:23:39.359
Yeah.
01:23:39.680 --> 01:23:40.159
Watch Billy.
01:23:40.399 --> 01:23:41.199
Why would you do that?
01:23:41.359 --> 01:23:42.000
Yeah, I don't know.
01:23:42.960 --> 01:23:43.760
No, for sure.
01:23:44.239 --> 01:23:44.720
Why?
01:23:45.039 --> 01:23:49.920
So this made me think of the movie, one of our short films, Green Means Go.
01:23:50.000 --> 01:23:50.399
Uh-huh.
01:23:50.880 --> 01:23:55.439
Which which was all about someone who got anally probed by aliens.
01:23:55.760 --> 01:23:56.800
And the probe got stuck up there.
01:23:56.960 --> 01:24:03.600
And the probe got stuck, and every time he pooped or farted, he got teleported back to the field in which he was abducted from.
01:24:03.920 --> 01:24:04.239
Right.
01:24:04.479 --> 01:24:10.880
And we had cram-packed, I don't know how many flatulent sounds to it.
01:24:11.199 --> 01:24:12.000
So many farts.
01:24:12.239 --> 01:24:23.199
And that was the only time I've ever I can ever think of in all the movies I've ever watched that has had this level of flatulence per capita.
01:24:25.119 --> 01:24:25.840
And squish.
01:24:26.079 --> 01:24:26.479
And squish.
01:24:27.439 --> 01:24:29.119
Don't forget squish, right?
01:24:37.760 --> 01:24:38.800
If you don't know.
01:24:39.039 --> 01:24:39.279
Yeah.
01:24:39.680 --> 01:24:41.199
No, but this oh my God.
01:24:41.439 --> 01:24:42.800
It'll be in the links.
01:24:43.119 --> 01:24:45.680
This was so amateurish.
01:24:46.239 --> 01:24:46.880
It was.
01:24:47.680 --> 01:24:51.680
It was amateurish enough to be absolutely hilarious.
01:24:52.640 --> 01:24:53.279
It was.
01:24:53.680 --> 01:24:54.640
It was great.
01:24:54.800 --> 01:24:57.039
It was a really funny part of the movie.
01:24:57.359 --> 01:24:58.960
He's just in there pooping.
01:24:59.039 --> 01:24:59.199
Yeah.
01:24:59.439 --> 01:25:00.239
And farting.
01:25:00.479 --> 01:25:01.359
With all the sounds.
01:25:01.520 --> 01:25:02.399
And squishing.
01:25:02.479 --> 01:25:03.119
Yep.
01:25:04.319 --> 01:25:09.680
And yeah, at the end, at the end, Bill just peeks his head over the stall door to talk to Joey.
01:25:10.079 --> 01:25:11.840
Well, he knows exactly what's going on in there.
01:25:12.000 --> 01:25:12.079
Right.
01:25:12.239 --> 01:25:15.199
And Joe's reading a high society magazine at the same time.
01:25:15.520 --> 01:25:17.279
You really in there squishing?
01:25:18.720 --> 01:25:20.640
I just want to make sure.
01:25:21.439 --> 01:25:22.560
Okay, you are.
01:25:22.880 --> 01:25:24.000
Just squishing away.
01:25:24.239 --> 01:25:25.520
You'd think you could smell it.
01:25:25.840 --> 01:25:26.880
You would smell it.
01:25:27.039 --> 01:25:27.680
Yeah.
01:25:28.479 --> 01:25:31.039
Well, who knows what that bathroom smelled like on a good day.
01:25:31.279 --> 01:25:31.600
Oh.
01:25:32.640 --> 01:25:35.520
An old mid-80s truck stop bathroom.
01:25:36.000 --> 01:25:36.880
Heck yeah.
01:25:37.199 --> 01:25:46.000
Well, after this, Bill and Brett go downstairs to find Hendershot's cache of weaponry and stash of dead bodies.
01:25:46.159 --> 01:25:46.399
Yep.
01:25:46.800 --> 01:25:48.159
That's where they put the dead bodies.
01:25:48.399 --> 01:25:57.199
Um, Hendershot confronts them and outs Billy for his criminal past in front of the girl he has been dreaming of uh for minutes.
01:25:57.359 --> 01:25:58.000
Yep.
01:25:59.199 --> 01:26:00.560
Pining for minutes.
01:26:01.520 --> 01:26:03.119
Don't think bad of me.
01:26:03.439 --> 01:26:04.640
But it doesn't.
01:26:05.199 --> 01:26:11.359
This news that that Bill is a criminal does not dissuade Brett's affection.
01:26:11.520 --> 01:26:11.680
No.
01:26:12.239 --> 01:26:13.680
Not even for a moment.
01:26:13.920 --> 01:26:17.600
You know, I think it's one of those things where chicks take the bad guy.
01:26:17.920 --> 01:26:18.560
Maybe it is.
01:26:18.960 --> 01:26:20.640
Because the very next thing we get.
01:26:21.119 --> 01:26:22.079
That's a DTF.
01:26:23.199 --> 01:26:26.479
Because the very next thing we get is afterglow.
01:26:26.720 --> 01:26:27.279
Bow chick.
01:26:28.640 --> 01:26:29.920
I'll tell you one thing.
01:26:30.159 --> 01:26:30.880
What's that?
01:26:31.600 --> 01:26:32.239
What's that?
01:26:32.479 --> 01:26:34.159
You should make love like a hero.
01:26:34.800 --> 01:26:35.119
Oh.
01:26:36.720 --> 01:26:37.520
God damn.
01:26:37.680 --> 01:26:42.239
Man, if I had a nickel every time I heard that, a nickel?
01:26:44.079 --> 01:26:46.479
I wouldn't even have a nickel when you have a nickel.
01:26:46.720 --> 01:26:50.800
I've never been called a hero after sex.
01:26:51.520 --> 01:26:56.399
I'm gonna bring that up to my wife and be like, I need you to call me a hero every time.
01:26:57.119 --> 01:26:59.840
You gotta video record that and send it to us.
01:27:00.159 --> 01:27:02.079
You're such a fucking hero.
01:27:04.640 --> 01:27:07.920
Well, Bill has a plan.
01:27:08.880 --> 01:27:17.920
I have a hard time hearing the name Bill without thinking Bill from Kill Bill.
01:27:18.159 --> 01:27:18.560
Uh-huh.
01:27:18.800 --> 01:27:19.920
Ah, yes.
01:27:22.560 --> 01:27:27.840
Well, he has a plan, which he shares amidst some post-Coitus cupcakes.
01:27:32.239 --> 01:27:34.319
They're sharing a cupcake.
01:27:35.520 --> 01:27:42.159
That they just have to get a sailboat and then they can head to an island, this island of Haven.
01:27:42.399 --> 01:27:42.479
Right.
01:27:43.119 --> 01:27:46.560
Off of the coast where no motor vehicles are allowed.
01:27:46.800 --> 01:27:47.119
Yeah.
01:27:47.680 --> 01:27:51.920
And so they just have to get to a sailboat and they can escape to safety.
01:27:52.239 --> 01:27:54.079
Because Brett's put it two and two together.
01:27:54.159 --> 01:27:55.520
It's like, well, maybe this is because of the comet.
01:27:55.600 --> 01:27:59.600
And if we this is a comet, we just gotta survive for like another eight days and we'll be okay until.
01:28:00.079 --> 01:28:02.640
Like, oh, we'll just go there and we'll we'll do that and we'll survive.
01:28:02.880 --> 01:28:07.600
How the fuck do you know in this moment that it's only gonna take eight days?
01:28:07.920 --> 01:28:12.640
Well, there there are newspaper articles that we see about the comet.
01:28:13.359 --> 01:28:18.079
So maybe she read it, and maybe in there it says how long it's gonna take for its tail to pass.
01:28:18.319 --> 01:28:19.439
I don't believe it.
01:28:21.520 --> 01:28:23.039
I don't believe she reads.
01:28:23.279 --> 01:28:25.920
Okay, I was gonna ask if that was what your your hang up was.
01:28:26.319 --> 01:28:29.840
We know because of the beautiful text at the beginning of the movie.
01:28:30.159 --> 01:28:33.760
Nobody believes that she reads.
01:28:35.279 --> 01:28:41.920
There's something that's gonna come up a little bit here that I'm gonna we'll we'll might challenge that.
01:28:43.600 --> 01:28:45.199
At least in terms of script writing.
01:28:45.439 --> 01:28:45.760
Okay.
01:28:46.399 --> 01:28:56.880
Um we get back to to we cut back for a little bit to Deke, who has survived his trip across town, and he's now on the outskirts of the Dixie Boy.
01:28:57.039 --> 01:28:58.880
Yeah, trying to get make his way to dad.
01:28:59.039 --> 01:29:06.800
Um, and he discovers that there's a sewer slash drainage system that runs under the highway.
01:29:07.039 --> 01:29:13.439
Under the highway, but he can't use it because there's a wire mesh blocking his way.
01:29:13.760 --> 01:29:15.279
Yeah, it's on there tight.
01:29:15.439 --> 01:29:22.479
Uh, so he's stuck on the outside looking in while the adults remain trapped inside.
01:29:22.720 --> 01:29:23.039
Right.
01:29:24.079 --> 01:29:36.560
Um that night, the the survivors who are still inside the Dixie Boy start to hear noises of camp looman, the creepy Bible salesman, screaming outside.
01:29:36.800 --> 01:29:38.960
Help me, come and get me.
01:29:39.199 --> 01:29:40.560
I'm not fucking helping that guy.
01:29:40.800 --> 01:29:42.000
No, I'm not either.
01:29:42.239 --> 01:29:44.479
Uh for a second.
01:29:45.039 --> 01:29:47.840
Bill knows because movie.
01:29:48.000 --> 01:29:48.319
Yeah.
01:29:48.960 --> 01:29:53.359
That the sewer from the shower house leads directly to the ditch.
01:29:54.319 --> 01:30:00.880
So Bill and Curtis, armed with an assault rifle and rocket launcher, head to the sewers.
01:30:01.119 --> 01:30:01.520
Yep.
01:30:01.840 --> 01:30:03.600
They're gonna they're gonna save this guy.
01:30:04.399 --> 01:30:11.039
How would Bill know that the sewers from the shower house lead directly to this ditch?
01:30:11.279 --> 01:30:21.039
Also, why would the sewers from the shower house, which would be a sanitary shoe sewer, lead directly to the ditch, which would be a waste uh a rainwater sewer?
01:30:21.359 --> 01:30:23.840
You know, I got real Shaw Shank vibes here.
01:30:24.000 --> 01:30:25.119
Yeah, you're not wrong.
01:30:25.279 --> 01:30:25.680
Uh-huh.
01:30:26.399 --> 01:30:26.960
Uh-huh.
01:30:28.239 --> 01:30:28.720
Yeah.
01:30:28.960 --> 01:30:29.439
Yeah.
01:30:29.920 --> 01:30:32.640
Crawl through 500 yards of shit.
01:30:35.279 --> 01:30:37.039
Yeah, that's kind of what they did.
01:30:37.279 --> 01:30:43.760
Yeah, so they they crawl through the sewer, which is clearly made of plywood.
01:30:44.079 --> 01:30:45.119
Pretty big sewer.
01:30:45.199 --> 01:30:45.439
Yeah.
01:30:45.680 --> 01:30:46.159
Also.
01:30:47.439 --> 01:30:50.399
It clearly has plywood walls.
01:30:51.039 --> 01:30:51.359
Yeah.
01:30:51.520 --> 01:30:53.840
And big enough for, you know, you just have to crouch.
01:30:54.159 --> 01:30:54.239
Yeah.
01:30:54.560 --> 01:30:56.159
Yeah, it's not you don't have to crawl.
01:30:56.640 --> 01:31:01.359
Wide and tall, wide and high enough for for grown men to crawl through without any problems.
01:31:01.520 --> 01:31:02.000
Yep.
01:31:02.239 --> 01:31:08.960
Uh, stumbling their way through piss and rats uh to make their way to Loman in the ditch.
01:31:09.199 --> 01:31:15.920
Meanwhile, Deke, who couldn't open the ditch grate during the daylight, apparently has no problems opening it at night.
01:31:16.159 --> 01:31:17.279
He's been working on it.
01:31:17.439 --> 01:31:23.359
Um he's now made his way through a culvert to reach Loman, and he gets there first.
01:31:23.520 --> 01:31:24.159
Yeah.
01:31:24.399 --> 01:31:33.840
Um Loman appears at first to be dead, but when Deke gets close, Loman suddenly grabs and attacks him.
01:31:41.520 --> 01:31:41.920
How?
01:31:43.439 --> 01:31:49.119
How can you get me out of this bit?
01:31:49.840 --> 01:31:53.119
Oh by Jesus, I'll kill you.
01:31:55.359 --> 01:31:57.039
Spoken like a true man of God.
01:31:57.119 --> 01:31:57.359
Right.
01:31:57.920 --> 01:32:02.000
Not only that, but like you're looking for help.
01:32:02.159 --> 01:32:02.800
Yeah.
01:32:03.600 --> 01:32:06.880
Do you think you think it's gonna be a great incentive?
01:32:07.119 --> 01:32:08.880
Do you think I will murder you?
01:32:09.199 --> 01:32:09.600
Right.
01:32:09.760 --> 01:32:14.560
Like, do you think that's gonna be the reason why somebody comes and helps you?
01:32:14.720 --> 01:32:16.640
It's also the logic doesn't even make sense.
01:32:16.800 --> 01:32:18.720
I am stuck here, I need help to get out.
01:32:18.880 --> 01:32:22.880
If you don't help me, I'm gonna somehow get on my own out on my own.
01:32:23.039 --> 01:32:23.279
Right.
01:32:23.439 --> 01:32:25.199
Why didn't you do that already, fuckface?
01:32:25.439 --> 01:32:26.000
Exactly.
01:32:26.159 --> 01:32:32.319
And you're not strong enough, obviously, to kill someone if you can't get out of the situation yourself.
01:32:32.560 --> 01:32:32.800
Right.
01:32:32.960 --> 01:32:34.159
He's stuck in the mud.
01:32:34.319 --> 01:32:35.600
You're uh taut.
01:32:36.000 --> 01:32:36.560
Yeah.
01:32:36.800 --> 01:32:37.680
Well said.
01:32:39.359 --> 01:32:43.600
Um now Deke starts crying out for Billy to help him.
01:32:44.399 --> 01:32:46.239
How does he even know Billy is there?
01:32:46.479 --> 01:32:47.600
I don't know.
01:32:48.079 --> 01:32:52.000
But thankfully he is because Bill and Curtis do arrive and they rescue Deke.
01:32:52.159 --> 01:32:54.960
Uh Loman apparently is dead at this point.
01:32:55.119 --> 01:32:55.760
Right, he dies.
01:32:55.840 --> 01:32:57.439
So that's his last gasp.
01:32:57.600 --> 01:32:58.000
Yeah.
01:32:58.239 --> 01:33:06.000
Um, somehow a truck spots them in the ditch and careen's towards them.
01:33:06.239 --> 01:33:07.920
Because apparently the trucks can hear.
01:33:08.159 --> 01:33:08.560
Apparently.
01:33:08.720 --> 01:33:08.880
Yeah.
01:33:09.199 --> 01:33:12.399
Um, maybe it's like echolocation.
01:33:12.479 --> 01:33:14.720
They can sense the vibration of the noise.
01:33:16.399 --> 01:33:20.399
You know, I'd like to ask how, but there's no satisfactory answer.
01:33:20.640 --> 01:33:23.119
My distributor cap is jiggling.
01:33:25.039 --> 01:33:26.720
There must be humans about.
01:33:27.600 --> 01:33:28.720
Oh, humans.
01:33:29.840 --> 01:33:30.319
Humans.
01:33:30.640 --> 01:33:31.680
Fuck you, humans.
01:33:31.760 --> 01:33:33.439
I'm going to eat your face.
01:33:33.920 --> 01:33:40.319
Um, Bill Curtis and Deke scramble back into the drainage pipe while the truck tries to run them down.
01:33:40.479 --> 01:33:41.600
Um Dick.
01:33:42.000 --> 01:33:42.800
I'm sorry.
01:33:43.199 --> 01:33:43.600
Dick?
01:33:43.760 --> 01:33:44.079
Dick.
01:33:44.560 --> 01:33:48.800
Deke is finally reunited with the survivors inside the Dixie Boy.
01:33:49.119 --> 01:33:49.760
Oh, that's awful.
01:33:49.840 --> 01:33:51.520
Did you just call a boy Dick?
01:33:51.920 --> 01:33:52.560
I did.
01:33:55.119 --> 01:33:55.760
I did.
01:33:56.800 --> 01:33:58.640
And you, sir, are without a doubt.
01:33:58.800 --> 01:34:01.039
One of the biggest fuckheads I've ever met in my life.
01:34:01.279 --> 01:34:02.000
I'll own that.
01:34:02.079 --> 01:34:02.880
I'll own it.
01:34:03.039 --> 01:34:03.920
Alright.
01:34:06.000 --> 01:34:07.680
Um, yeah.
01:34:08.000 --> 01:34:09.920
Finds out that his dad's dead.
01:34:10.159 --> 01:34:12.000
Got killed by a dump truck.
01:34:12.640 --> 01:34:13.359
It's sad.
01:34:13.760 --> 01:34:14.560
It is sad.
01:34:14.640 --> 01:34:20.000
And and that's another example of Bubba being so callous.
01:34:22.800 --> 01:34:25.199
Distract you with my son.
01:34:25.840 --> 01:34:26.159
No.
01:34:27.760 --> 01:34:29.359
She's got dumps like a chunk.
01:34:29.760 --> 01:34:30.079
Chuck.
01:34:30.880 --> 01:34:32.640
Guy's like, what, what, what?
01:34:32.960 --> 01:34:37.359
Let me see a butt, but but let me sing it again.
01:34:37.840 --> 01:34:41.600
There's nothing like a 40-year-old man singing Cisco.
01:34:42.399 --> 01:34:44.960
40-year-old white man singing Cisco.
01:34:45.920 --> 01:34:47.279
That's my youth.
01:34:47.439 --> 01:34:48.399
That is my youth.
01:34:48.720 --> 01:34:51.680
Let me see that songs.
01:34:55.680 --> 01:34:56.560
Anyway.
01:34:56.960 --> 01:34:57.920
What were you saying, Brad?
01:34:58.079 --> 01:34:59.199
Yeah, where were you saying, Brian?
01:34:59.520 --> 01:35:00.239
I don't remember.
01:35:00.560 --> 01:35:01.680
I don't remember either.
01:35:02.159 --> 01:35:03.119
It's probably not important.
01:35:03.359 --> 01:35:04.000
It's fine.
01:35:05.279 --> 01:35:06.800
Not as important as the songs.
01:35:06.960 --> 01:35:07.359
Anywho.
01:35:07.760 --> 01:35:08.399
Yeah.
01:35:10.000 --> 01:35:11.520
Morning comes.
01:35:12.640 --> 01:35:13.920
So does Billy.
01:35:14.399 --> 01:35:15.680
Billy comes.
01:35:16.239 --> 01:35:16.960
Inbret.
01:35:17.279 --> 01:35:17.840
The hero.
01:35:18.079 --> 01:35:18.720
Inbret.
01:35:19.039 --> 01:35:19.680
Inbret.
01:35:20.000 --> 01:35:20.720
Damn.
01:35:21.359 --> 01:35:21.680
Okay.
01:35:22.000 --> 01:35:22.800
Well, we don't know.
01:35:22.960 --> 01:35:24.880
I mean, maybe his pullout game is strong.
01:35:26.399 --> 01:35:28.159
I'm gonna pump this on your belly.
01:35:28.319 --> 01:35:30.880
And that's not a really good time to have a baby.
01:35:31.760 --> 01:35:32.960
The worst time to have a baby.
01:35:33.119 --> 01:35:33.359
Right?
01:35:33.680 --> 01:35:34.880
Trucks are running amok.
01:35:35.119 --> 01:35:38.079
I mean, we know his holdup game's not strong because he got busted.
01:35:38.479 --> 01:35:40.399
So maybe his pullout game is strong.
01:35:40.560 --> 01:35:43.039
You know, you know, take from one, give to the other.
01:35:43.279 --> 01:35:43.760
Here we go.
01:35:44.000 --> 01:35:44.720
You never know.
01:35:44.960 --> 01:35:46.399
The next day.
01:35:47.359 --> 01:35:51.279
Um things kind of escalate to another level.
01:35:51.439 --> 01:35:53.920
About that dude who woke up with the sandwich on his stomach.
01:35:55.439 --> 01:35:59.680
And then he then he takes the sandwich off his stomach, and the cheese is still there.
01:35:59.920 --> 01:36:01.119
Oh, it didn't leave.
01:36:01.520 --> 01:36:02.960
He's like, well, that's fused.
01:36:03.199 --> 01:36:03.840
Yeah, that's fused.
01:36:05.840 --> 01:36:07.920
He needs to change into a new Bucky shirt.
01:36:08.159 --> 01:36:09.359
Just call me American cheese.
01:36:10.399 --> 01:36:12.239
Everything starts off kind of quiet.
01:36:12.560 --> 01:36:14.399
All the trucks have run out of gas.
01:36:15.039 --> 01:36:20.640
And I think everyone kind of thinks, oh, maybe, maybe, just maybe, we can get the fuck out of here.
01:36:20.880 --> 01:36:21.279
Heck yeah.
01:36:21.439 --> 01:36:22.479
Maybe we're through this.
01:36:22.720 --> 01:36:27.039
But then an unexpected uh visitor.
01:36:27.359 --> 01:36:30.479
Two actually two visitors come to the Dixie Boy.
01:36:30.800 --> 01:36:31.520
Show up on the scene.
01:36:31.680 --> 01:36:32.560
You know what I mean?
01:36:37.199 --> 01:36:38.720
We get a bulldozer.
01:36:38.880 --> 01:36:39.359
Yep.
01:36:40.079 --> 01:36:45.600
And we get a military platform equipped with an M60 machine gun.
01:36:45.840 --> 01:36:53.119
Yeah, it's like an old Jeep platform, a Willie's Jeep platform with a uh M60 mounted on the top of it.
01:36:53.359 --> 01:36:58.159
Now M60 doesn't have any electronic or electrical components to it.
01:36:58.640 --> 01:37:05.840
Okay, unless it is connected to the battery of the Jeep platform.
01:37:06.960 --> 01:37:07.279
No.
01:37:08.079 --> 01:37:10.640
Yeah, this was a huge giant plot hole.
01:37:10.880 --> 01:37:11.119
Yeah.
01:37:11.359 --> 01:37:11.680
Okay.
01:37:11.920 --> 01:37:13.680
Especially how it moved on its own.
01:37:13.840 --> 01:37:14.479
Yeah.
01:37:15.119 --> 01:37:24.399
Um, Handershot grabs his rocket launcher and hip fires another rocket into the bulldozer.
01:37:24.800 --> 01:37:25.680
You wanna war?
01:37:27.039 --> 01:37:28.079
You got one.
01:37:28.159 --> 01:37:29.359
Hey man, I wouldn't do that.
01:37:29.520 --> 01:37:31.600
Shut up, uh shit.
01:37:36.079 --> 01:37:37.920
I like that ticket chip.
01:37:40.159 --> 01:37:40.319
Okay.
01:37:41.039 --> 01:37:41.600
Hold on.
01:37:41.760 --> 01:37:42.000
Okay.
01:37:42.479 --> 01:37:42.800
Okay.
01:37:42.960 --> 01:37:43.119
Okay.
01:37:43.520 --> 01:37:43.600
Okay.
01:37:44.159 --> 01:37:44.479
Yeah.
01:37:44.720 --> 01:37:44.880
Okay.
01:37:45.359 --> 01:37:46.239
Yeah, lay it on me.
01:37:46.399 --> 01:37:46.640
Okay.
01:37:47.039 --> 01:37:47.520
Hold up.
01:37:47.600 --> 01:37:48.239
What do you got?
01:37:48.479 --> 01:37:54.159
That machine gun should have only been able to kill one guy.
01:37:54.880 --> 01:37:55.840
Why's that?
01:37:56.960 --> 01:38:07.920
Because if you didn't get down when Hendershot shot the bazooka in the first place, your death is on your own hands.
01:38:09.600 --> 01:38:11.359
So that's fucking stupid.
01:38:11.600 --> 01:38:14.239
So Hendershot fires his rocket.
01:38:14.640 --> 01:38:19.359
That pisses me off that every single person uses this rocket launcher, fucking hip launches it.
01:38:19.520 --> 01:38:19.600
Right.
01:38:19.920 --> 01:38:21.279
Nobody puts it up on their shoulders.
01:38:21.600 --> 01:38:22.319
Nobody launchers.
01:38:22.800 --> 01:38:24.000
It's like a traditional like business.
01:38:24.479 --> 01:38:25.520
I don't get why.
01:38:25.680 --> 01:38:29.920
I don't get why, and it annoyed me every single time I saw somebody do this.
01:38:30.239 --> 01:38:31.199
Me too.
01:38:31.439 --> 01:38:35.119
Um nothing happens to the bulldozer.
01:38:35.279 --> 01:38:35.600
No.
01:38:37.119 --> 01:38:43.760
Then, yeah, the the M60 opens fire on the Dixie Boy.
01:38:43.920 --> 01:38:49.600
The building is riddled with bullets, and several survivors are killed, including Hendershot.
01:38:49.920 --> 01:38:50.880
So many.
01:38:51.199 --> 01:38:52.960
So many people died.
01:38:53.199 --> 01:38:56.319
How many 80s movies featured the M60?
01:38:56.560 --> 01:38:57.039
A lot of them.
01:38:57.359 --> 01:39:00.319
Oh, it was like the gun of choice for action movies back then.
01:39:00.720 --> 01:39:10.720
Now, when I was in high school, um, I took the AVAB test, as a lot of people do, the armed services, locational, battery.
01:39:10.960 --> 01:39:12.399
I tested really high.
01:39:12.560 --> 01:39:12.800
Yeah.
01:39:13.039 --> 01:39:18.880
And so I was getting regular recruitment calls from various different um arms forces.
01:39:19.039 --> 01:39:19.359
Sure.
01:39:19.520 --> 01:39:23.760
The Navy was really pushing me hard to become a nuclear engineer.
01:39:24.880 --> 01:39:29.680
The Marines, their sales pitch is you're a big dude.
01:39:29.920 --> 01:39:31.520
You could be an M60 gunner.
01:39:31.680 --> 01:39:32.079
Nice.
01:39:32.960 --> 01:39:35.359
Have you watched Predator?
01:39:36.479 --> 01:39:38.960
I mean, sold right there.
01:39:39.680 --> 01:39:40.560
Oh fuck, yeah.
01:39:40.720 --> 01:39:41.520
I could be Predator.
01:39:41.680 --> 01:39:43.520
I mean, I could be a nuclear engineer.
01:39:43.760 --> 01:39:44.159
Fuck.
01:39:44.479 --> 01:39:46.800
Or I could carry a big fucking gun.
01:39:46.960 --> 01:39:47.359
Right?
01:39:47.520 --> 01:39:48.239
I don't know.
01:39:48.399 --> 01:39:50.319
I'm carrying the big fucking gun.
01:39:51.840 --> 01:39:52.800
Yeah, I didn't go any.
01:39:53.119 --> 01:39:56.640
I I I almost went Coast Guard, but but didn't in the end.
01:39:56.880 --> 01:40:00.479
I when I was 14, I got to fire an M60.
01:40:01.600 --> 01:40:02.880
From the hip.
01:40:03.359 --> 01:40:04.079
Badass.
01:40:04.239 --> 01:40:04.479
Yeah.
01:40:04.720 --> 01:40:06.399
Not a rocket launcher from the hip, though.
01:40:06.479 --> 01:40:06.800
Nope.
01:40:06.960 --> 01:40:10.560
But I tell you what, this M60 about put me on my ass.
01:40:10.720 --> 01:40:11.199
I bet.
01:40:11.359 --> 01:40:18.800
Oh, when you see these movies of like Rambo popping out of the water and firing two of them one in each hand, there's no way.
01:40:19.520 --> 01:40:22.319
I mean, the kick on that thing was unbelievable.
01:40:22.479 --> 01:40:39.039
I fired like four shots, and then uh they had me lay down behind a sandbag and fire it that way because and I wasn't I wasn't a weaf when I was 14, but holy cow, it it knocked me the the hell over.
01:40:39.279 --> 01:40:44.880
Yeah, I'm I'm not a big gun guy, but they have this thing down in Kentucky, I forget where it's at.
01:40:45.039 --> 01:40:47.119
It's like it's like the big chute.
01:40:47.199 --> 01:40:47.520
Yeah.
01:40:47.760 --> 01:40:53.920
Where you can go down there and you can, if you're willing to pay the money, you can fire anything.
01:40:54.399 --> 01:40:55.359
Oh, yeah, it's amazing.
01:40:55.520 --> 01:40:58.479
They'll let you use a friggin' flamethrower, right?
01:40:58.640 --> 01:41:03.600
They'll let you unload entire clips off of M60s and anything else of a zoo.
01:41:04.000 --> 01:41:05.359
You can you can fire the Vulcan gun.
01:41:05.439 --> 01:41:06.239
Yeah, yeah.
01:41:06.479 --> 01:41:08.720
And I god damn.
01:41:09.119 --> 01:41:09.760
Have you been?
01:41:09.920 --> 01:41:16.560
No, but I would, I would just to feel that in my veins.
01:41:17.039 --> 01:41:17.439
Right?
01:41:17.680 --> 01:41:22.479
To feel to gird my loins with that kind of firepower just for a moment.
01:41:22.640 --> 01:41:23.439
That'd be amazing.
01:41:23.600 --> 01:41:24.880
It would be, yeah.
01:41:25.279 --> 01:41:26.960
Justin, what would you want to squeeze off?
01:41:27.119 --> 01:41:28.239
I'd shoot a bazooka.
01:41:28.560 --> 01:41:28.800
Yeah.
01:41:28.880 --> 01:41:29.840
Oh, that's a good choice.
01:41:29.920 --> 01:41:30.079
Yeah.
01:41:30.319 --> 01:41:30.800
Bazooka.
01:41:31.119 --> 01:41:32.560
I want something that explodes.
01:41:32.640 --> 01:41:32.960
Yeah.
01:41:33.520 --> 01:41:34.880
Like I've shot guns.
01:41:35.039 --> 01:41:35.279
Right.
01:41:35.439 --> 01:41:38.159
And I've shot like, you know, like an AR and things.
01:41:38.640 --> 01:41:39.199
It's fun.
01:41:39.359 --> 01:41:39.600
Yeah.
01:41:39.760 --> 01:41:40.800
It's a good time.
01:41:41.039 --> 01:41:42.640
I want something to explode.
01:41:43.439 --> 01:41:44.000
Right.
01:41:44.880 --> 01:41:46.960
I want an explosion.
01:41:47.680 --> 01:41:49.119
That's where I'm at.
01:41:50.079 --> 01:41:51.039
Where were we?
01:41:51.279 --> 01:41:51.760
Oh, yeah.
01:41:51.840 --> 01:41:54.159
The building thing is riddled with bullets.
01:41:54.560 --> 01:41:56.239
Several people killed, including Henderson.
01:41:56.720 --> 01:42:01.439
I don't know how because yeah, this gun on this platform doesn't even have like an up-down.
01:42:01.520 --> 01:42:04.479
It is just a spinny thing.
01:42:04.640 --> 01:42:05.439
It's a left-right.
01:42:05.520 --> 01:42:05.600
Yeah.
01:42:05.840 --> 01:42:07.520
So we don't even have to step to the left.
01:42:07.600 --> 01:42:08.319
Just duck.
01:42:08.720 --> 01:42:10.880
And fuck you if you didn't get down.
01:42:11.119 --> 01:42:11.359
Yeah.
01:42:11.520 --> 01:42:12.319
That's your own fault.
01:42:12.479 --> 01:42:14.640
You know, I it's more it's kind of like Darwinism.
01:42:14.800 --> 01:42:16.000
Yeah, survival of the fittest.
01:42:16.159 --> 01:42:16.399
Absolutely.
01:42:16.560 --> 01:42:17.600
The dum-dums died.
01:42:17.760 --> 01:42:17.840
Yeah.
01:42:18.000 --> 01:42:19.439
The dumb dum-dums died.
01:42:19.600 --> 01:42:20.720
So Hendrichot dies.
01:42:21.039 --> 01:42:22.880
The dream pool just got a little deeper.
01:42:23.119 --> 01:42:30.880
And after all, after the first barrage and all these people are already dead, we got a waitress who goes out there one to June and is like, who made who?
01:42:31.279 --> 01:42:32.159
We made you.
01:42:33.119 --> 01:42:34.000
We made you.
01:42:34.399 --> 01:42:35.600
And then she gets blown away.
01:42:35.840 --> 01:42:36.560
Jesus Christ.
01:42:36.800 --> 01:42:39.119
I was waiting for her to get blown away because she was annoying.
01:42:39.359 --> 01:42:39.680
She was.
01:42:39.840 --> 01:42:40.880
She was super annoying.
01:42:41.039 --> 01:42:42.159
She's the one who got attacked by the kids.
01:42:42.319 --> 01:42:44.079
I wish they had the electric knife would have finished.
01:42:44.319 --> 01:42:45.520
You know, and you know, honestly.
01:42:45.920 --> 01:42:52.399
If it weren't for Hindershot trying to exploit Billy, Billy would have been the one that took the knife damage.
01:42:52.640 --> 01:42:54.479
I think he'd have been smart enough to avoid it.
01:42:54.640 --> 01:42:55.039
Maybe.
01:42:55.119 --> 01:42:55.279
Yeah.
01:42:55.439 --> 01:42:56.479
It kind of jumped out.
01:42:56.880 --> 01:42:58.239
She moved her arm right into it.
01:42:58.399 --> 01:43:03.439
Hey, did you know that Stephen King didn't even want Billy or didn't even want Emilio Estebes to be Billy?
01:43:03.520 --> 01:43:04.239
Yes, I do know Billy.
01:43:04.319 --> 01:43:05.520
Do you know who he did want?
01:43:05.680 --> 01:43:07.039
I do know who he did want.
01:43:07.760 --> 01:43:08.079
I don't.
01:43:08.399 --> 01:43:09.279
I don't tell me.
01:43:09.439 --> 01:43:10.560
Tell me all about it.
01:43:10.880 --> 01:43:12.479
Bruce Springsteen.
01:43:13.199 --> 01:43:14.159
Shut the fuck up.
01:43:14.319 --> 01:43:14.640
Yeah.
01:43:15.680 --> 01:43:16.560
That's ridiculous.
01:43:16.800 --> 01:43:19.279
He wanted the boss to play Billy.
01:43:19.439 --> 01:43:23.039
But Dino Delorantis is like, I don't know who that is, but you know who I do know?
01:43:23.279 --> 01:43:23.680
Emilio.
01:43:23.920 --> 01:43:24.479
Martin's boy.
01:43:24.720 --> 01:43:25.840
Let's call him Martin's boy.
01:43:26.000 --> 01:43:27.520
Emilio! Emilio!
01:43:31.199 --> 01:43:32.560
That would have been a different movie.
01:43:32.720 --> 01:43:36.159
Yeah, it would have definitely been with Bruce Springsteen.
01:43:36.479 --> 01:43:38.800
Bruce Springsteen would have talked like this the whole time.
01:43:38.960 --> 01:43:40.399
I'm deposed.
01:43:41.760 --> 01:43:44.399
Mown in the tail of a comet.
01:43:46.079 --> 01:43:48.560
He would have not stood for any of this.
01:43:48.720 --> 01:43:48.880
Okay.
01:43:49.039 --> 01:43:50.479
No, tunnel of love, baby.
01:43:52.720 --> 01:43:57.439
She'd have called him a hero, he'd have been like, I just I just won your tunnel of love.
01:44:00.720 --> 01:44:02.560
He definitely would have fucked her.
01:44:06.399 --> 01:44:07.840
Bring it after riddling.
01:44:08.079 --> 01:44:08.479
Bring us back.
01:44:08.560 --> 01:44:08.960
Bring us back.
01:44:09.520 --> 01:44:14.159
After riddling half of the survivors left in the Dixie Boy with bullets.
01:44:14.239 --> 01:44:14.479
Uh-huh.
01:44:14.720 --> 01:44:18.560
This little gun platform Opens up the line of communications.
01:44:18.800 --> 01:44:23.119
It's sure that starts beeping its horn, beep, beep.
01:44:23.439 --> 01:44:26.640
Which Deke Because he just got a merit badge.
01:44:26.880 --> 01:44:27.520
In Morse code.
01:44:27.680 --> 01:44:31.520
In Morse code, recognizes, hey, that's Morse code.
01:44:31.920 --> 01:44:36.800
And so he gets some paper and he gets a pen and he jots out and he writes listening and he writes down what it says.
01:44:36.880 --> 01:44:40.800
And it's basically what the message tells him is that someone must pump fuel.
01:44:41.199 --> 01:44:42.880
Someone will not be harmed.
01:44:43.119 --> 01:44:46.880
This will be done now, or you will all die.
01:44:47.600 --> 01:44:48.319
Oh shit.
01:44:48.720 --> 01:44:50.399
Yeah, I had a problem with this scene.
01:44:51.199 --> 01:45:01.199
Which which I mean You know, if they recognize it as Morse code, when he tried started transcribing it, he wouldn't have started at the beginning.
01:45:02.159 --> 01:45:07.199
Because the message was, of course, repeating itself and going over and over, but he didn't know where the star was.
01:45:08.560 --> 01:45:10.560
And he wouldn't know the breaks.
01:45:10.720 --> 01:45:11.119
Mm-hmm.
01:45:11.279 --> 01:45:13.760
So he wouldn't have the words, he would only have letters.
01:45:14.079 --> 01:45:24.560
So he would be writing the letters down, and then you write them down until they start repeating, and they wouldn't have breaks, and then would have to decipher the letters into the words.
01:45:25.199 --> 01:45:26.479
This was too convenient.
01:45:26.720 --> 01:45:28.880
So it's kind of like Christmas story.
01:45:30.560 --> 01:45:32.720
Drink more Ovaltine.
01:45:33.520 --> 01:45:33.920
Yes.
01:45:34.239 --> 01:45:35.279
You didn't know that.
01:45:35.520 --> 01:45:40.000
Whenever they were like, whenever it's like, oh, the first word is drink.
01:45:40.239 --> 01:45:42.159
And it's like, you don't fucking know.
01:45:42.319 --> 01:45:42.640
No.
01:45:42.880 --> 01:45:44.319
It could have been a longer word.
01:45:44.479 --> 01:45:44.720
Yeah.
01:45:44.960 --> 01:45:45.920
You could have been.
01:45:46.560 --> 01:45:47.039
Oh no.
01:45:47.119 --> 01:45:47.760
It was B.
01:45:48.880 --> 01:45:50.079
Be sure to drink.
01:45:50.479 --> 01:45:52.720
And he was like, oh the first word is B.
01:45:53.039 --> 01:45:53.840
You don't fucking know.
01:45:54.079 --> 01:45:54.560
It could have been B.
01:45:54.800 --> 01:45:55.920
It could have been because.
01:45:56.159 --> 01:45:58.640
It could have been B's.
01:45:59.039 --> 01:45:59.279
B.
01:46:01.920 --> 01:46:02.479
Bisho.
01:46:02.960 --> 01:46:03.600
Bishou.
01:46:03.920 --> 01:46:04.560
Benjamin.
01:46:04.880 --> 01:46:06.159
You never fucking know.
01:46:06.319 --> 01:46:09.199
You don't know after B-E that the word is B.
01:46:09.920 --> 01:46:10.159
Come on.
01:46:10.560 --> 01:46:10.880
Ralphie.
01:46:11.199 --> 01:46:11.920
Fucking Ralphie.
01:46:12.000 --> 01:46:12.399
Fucking Ralph.
01:46:13.279 --> 01:46:14.000
God damn it.
01:46:14.880 --> 01:46:15.199
So mad.
01:46:15.600 --> 01:46:16.880
Suck on some more soap.
01:46:20.960 --> 01:46:21.920
What was the soap?
01:46:22.079 --> 01:46:23.119
What was it called?
01:46:23.520 --> 01:46:24.239
Life Boy?
01:46:24.399 --> 01:46:25.039
Life Boy.
01:46:25.119 --> 01:46:25.279
Yeah.
01:46:25.439 --> 01:46:25.680
Yep.
01:46:25.840 --> 01:46:26.880
Life Boy.
01:46:27.199 --> 01:46:29.600
Have either of you ever had to learn Morse code?
01:46:29.760 --> 01:46:30.079
Yes.
01:46:30.399 --> 01:46:30.720
No.
01:46:31.600 --> 01:46:32.000
Yes.
01:46:32.239 --> 01:46:32.479
Yeah?
01:46:32.720 --> 01:46:33.680
What did you have to learn for?
01:46:33.920 --> 01:46:34.560
Boy Scouts.
01:46:34.720 --> 01:46:34.960
Did you?
01:46:35.039 --> 01:46:35.359
Mm-hmm.
01:46:35.520 --> 01:46:38.159
See, I wasn't in Boy Scouts, but maybe I didn't go for that badge.
01:46:38.319 --> 01:46:39.439
There's a Morse code badge.
01:46:39.600 --> 01:46:39.760
Okay.
01:46:40.079 --> 01:46:43.199
You know what's really funny is I did Cub Scouts.
01:46:43.359 --> 01:46:43.600
Yeah.
01:46:43.680 --> 01:46:43.920
Yeah.
01:46:44.159 --> 01:46:44.800
For like a year.
01:46:45.199 --> 01:46:47.039
Were you a Were you a Weeblow?
01:46:47.359 --> 01:46:48.159
I was a Wii Blow.
01:46:48.319 --> 01:46:48.399
Yeah.
01:46:48.880 --> 01:46:49.279
I was.
01:46:49.520 --> 01:46:53.279
So I did and like the bike safety thing.
01:46:53.439 --> 01:46:53.840
Mm-hmm.
01:46:53.920 --> 01:46:54.159
Yeah.
01:46:54.319 --> 01:46:57.920
And after the bike safety thing, I was like, this is fucking dumb.
01:46:58.159 --> 01:47:00.880
Oh, did you ever did you ever do like a bike rodeo?
01:47:01.279 --> 01:47:02.159
Yeah, I don't know.
01:47:02.319 --> 01:47:02.960
I quit.
01:47:03.279 --> 01:47:05.199
Like, I quit so early on.
01:47:05.439 --> 01:47:05.840
Nice.
01:47:06.079 --> 01:47:07.600
You know when I quit the scouts?
01:47:08.159 --> 01:47:10.800
When I moved over to Germany, they didn't have a U.S.
01:47:10.880 --> 01:47:12.560
Scouts, but they had a German scout.
01:47:12.800 --> 01:47:13.119
Okay.
01:47:14.720 --> 01:47:16.159
And it felt like the Hitler.
01:47:16.800 --> 01:47:17.520
I was gonna ask.
01:47:17.760 --> 01:47:22.560
Oh my gosh, everybody wearing later holes and shorts and like uh you know and chanting and stuff.
01:47:22.640 --> 01:47:24.159
And I'm like, I'm uncomfortable.
01:47:24.399 --> 01:47:24.880
I'm out.
01:47:24.960 --> 01:47:25.439
Yeah.
01:47:25.680 --> 01:47:26.239
I'm out.
01:47:26.560 --> 01:47:28.479
I don't want to grease the Jews.
01:47:30.479 --> 01:47:34.560
No, I I did not get my Morse code badge in the Boy Scouts.
01:47:34.640 --> 01:47:34.960
Yeah.
01:47:35.279 --> 01:47:39.279
Uh as an adult though, I did get my ham radio technician's license.
01:47:39.439 --> 01:47:40.000
I can see that.
01:47:40.560 --> 01:47:47.840
And um I looked at possibly getting the next level, but that one did require you to be able to use Morse code.
01:47:48.319 --> 01:47:51.680
And I studied Morse code for all of about five minutes, and I'm like, fuck it.
01:47:51.760 --> 01:47:53.359
I don't never gonna use this anyway.
01:47:53.520 --> 01:47:54.960
So never actually learned.
01:47:55.119 --> 01:47:56.479
You know who taught me Morse code?
01:47:56.640 --> 01:47:56.880
Who?
01:47:57.039 --> 01:47:57.600
My grandfather.
01:47:57.680 --> 01:47:58.079
Oh yeah.
01:47:58.239 --> 01:48:02.159
He was a single signalman on a blimp uh radio man.
01:48:02.319 --> 01:48:02.399
Okay.
01:48:02.560 --> 01:48:03.840
On a blimp in World War II.
01:48:04.079 --> 01:48:04.399
Cool.
01:48:04.560 --> 01:48:04.800
Yeah.
01:48:04.880 --> 01:48:08.560
So he uh he would sit down with me and he he taught me Morse code.
01:48:08.880 --> 01:48:11.600
I learned Morse code from Bob's Burgers.
01:48:11.840 --> 01:48:12.159
Yeah?
01:48:12.560 --> 01:48:13.600
Bob's Burgers?
01:48:13.760 --> 01:48:14.000
Yeah.
01:48:14.239 --> 01:48:14.560
Nice.
01:48:14.800 --> 01:48:23.439
There was an episode where Tina at the end of it there's a song and she goes, Do do to do to do do to do means I love you.
01:48:24.720 --> 01:48:27.760
Do do to do to do to do means I care.
01:48:29.760 --> 01:48:35.760
And in the background, there's a lady, her name or a girl named Sesmita, and she's like, That's not what that means.
01:48:38.319 --> 01:48:40.399
That reminds me of an episode of the Jetsons.
01:48:41.119 --> 01:48:42.000
The Jetsons.
01:48:42.239 --> 01:48:42.399
Yes.
01:48:42.640 --> 01:48:43.840
Holy shit, going way back.
01:48:44.000 --> 01:48:44.319
Oh yeah.
01:48:44.479 --> 01:48:48.640
Or eep ah orp uh means meet me tonight.
01:48:49.279 --> 01:48:50.560
Eep orp uh uh.
01:48:51.039 --> 01:48:52.960
Eep eep oop orp uh.
01:48:53.359 --> 01:48:54.880
Eep orp oop uh uh.
01:48:56.640 --> 01:48:58.079
And we're moving on.
01:49:00.159 --> 01:49:01.039
Uh anyway.
01:49:01.439 --> 01:49:03.359
Hey Seth Brian doesn't like stuff.
01:49:04.319 --> 01:49:05.039
I like stuff.
01:49:05.520 --> 01:49:06.880
You don't like stuff.
01:49:07.199 --> 01:49:08.159
You don't like stuff.
01:49:08.399 --> 01:49:09.279
Make it make sense.
01:49:09.760 --> 01:49:10.479
You don't like stuff.
01:49:10.640 --> 01:49:11.600
Eep oop orp uh.
01:49:12.800 --> 01:49:13.439
Moving on.
01:49:13.760 --> 01:49:14.000
All right.
01:49:14.239 --> 01:49:19.600
Uh the survivors have now gone basically from being trapped by the machines to being enslaved by them.
01:49:19.760 --> 01:49:24.880
And uh, for some reason, initially, Bill is his team is kind of excited about this.
01:49:25.039 --> 01:49:26.479
He's like, oh name.
01:49:26.640 --> 01:49:30.560
I hope they don't forget they're American Expresses and they're like running back to turn the pumps.
01:49:31.520 --> 01:49:32.000
Oh, let's go.
01:49:32.319 --> 01:49:37.359
So Brent goes to confront him about this, and it just conversation took some weird turns.
01:49:37.760 --> 01:49:39.600
Wait, you can't do this.
01:49:40.000 --> 01:49:40.720
It's not a good idea.
01:49:40.800 --> 01:49:42.800
It's like double table and getting into the Nazis.
01:49:46.960 --> 01:49:47.279
Okay.
01:49:50.560 --> 01:49:50.960
Okay, now look.
01:49:51.199 --> 01:49:52.000
Here's the way I figure it.
01:49:52.399 --> 01:49:54.159
The big guys, they're heavily decayed.
01:49:54.399 --> 01:49:57.119
They crash in here, they will break to the floor and end up in the cellar.
01:49:58.079 --> 01:49:59.279
That badger, no reason.
01:50:00.079 --> 01:50:02.800
Couldn't call in a truck full of napalm and hose this place down.
01:50:04.239 --> 01:50:06.159
Just take care of yourself, okay?
01:50:06.479 --> 01:50:07.840
What are you gonna do, huh?
01:50:08.000 --> 01:50:09.039
Run me down.
01:50:09.520 --> 01:50:12.399
Shit, that'd be like a junkie trying to run down his connection.
01:50:14.720 --> 01:50:18.640
First of all, how so so Billy sees this as a way to stay alive.
01:50:18.880 --> 01:50:20.159
Hey, they need us.
01:50:20.319 --> 01:50:20.960
Yeah.
01:50:21.359 --> 01:50:27.600
And so we can do this because they need us and we can stay alive until we figure out what to do next.
01:50:27.840 --> 01:50:30.239
But he's approaching this with such exuberance.
01:50:30.319 --> 01:50:32.720
Like he's excited about this opportunity.
01:50:32.960 --> 01:50:33.199
Yeah.
01:50:33.279 --> 01:50:35.520
Hey, we we got an option here to stay alive.
01:50:35.680 --> 01:50:37.039
I would be excited too.
01:50:37.199 --> 01:50:38.000
Yeah, okay.
01:50:38.159 --> 01:50:40.399
But I mean hot damn.
01:50:40.479 --> 01:50:42.000
I hope they brought their American Express.
01:50:42.079 --> 01:50:45.359
That was I mean, that's that was a little different.
01:50:45.600 --> 01:50:46.000
Yeah.
01:50:47.920 --> 01:50:49.199
Money means nothing right now.
01:50:49.520 --> 01:50:49.840
No.
01:50:50.159 --> 01:51:00.159
Um, so the crew of survivors begin spending hours upon hours outside fueling their mechanical overlords.
01:51:00.399 --> 01:51:01.680
This is gonna be a long day.
01:51:01.840 --> 01:51:11.840
Did you also notice that we got a truck fueling montage set to hell's bells?
01:51:12.319 --> 01:51:15.279
Jesus! Yes, I did notice that.
01:51:15.439 --> 01:51:16.800
That was amazing.
01:51:18.239 --> 01:51:21.359
You can be blind, deaf, and dumb and still have caught that.
01:51:21.520 --> 01:51:22.000
Yeah.
01:51:22.319 --> 01:51:23.840
I loved it so much.
01:51:23.920 --> 01:51:26.319
That's that song is fucking boss.
01:51:26.640 --> 01:51:28.399
That is a great song.
01:51:29.199 --> 01:51:29.920
Okay, okay.
01:51:30.159 --> 01:51:31.119
Quick side note.
01:51:31.279 --> 01:51:31.840
Yeah.
01:51:32.159 --> 01:51:40.880
About three weeks ago, my wife and my son came back into town and we went and saw AC DC in concert.
01:51:41.119 --> 01:51:41.600
Ooh.
01:51:42.079 --> 01:51:44.079
And it was frickin' amazing.
01:51:44.319 --> 01:51:44.880
Yeah, I bet.
01:51:45.119 --> 01:51:46.960
So we went because Foo Fighters was opening.
01:51:47.119 --> 01:51:47.760
Foo Five.
01:51:48.000 --> 01:51:48.960
Love the Foos, man.
01:51:49.359 --> 01:51:49.840
Foo Five.
01:51:50.479 --> 01:51:50.640
Right?
01:51:50.800 --> 01:51:51.680
Love the Foo Fighters.
01:51:51.760 --> 01:51:52.479
They were great.
01:51:52.720 --> 01:51:54.159
And then AC DC came out.
01:51:54.239 --> 01:51:58.319
I expected them to stink because they're so old, but they were amazing.
01:51:58.479 --> 01:51:58.960
They were great.
01:51:59.039 --> 01:51:59.600
They sounded great.
01:51:59.840 --> 01:52:00.800
I've never seen them live.
01:52:01.439 --> 01:52:02.079
That's a good show.
01:52:02.239 --> 01:52:04.640
I would have never taken you for an ageist.
01:52:06.479 --> 01:52:08.720
But that's especially with your career.
01:52:09.279 --> 01:52:10.319
Right, I get it.
01:52:10.880 --> 01:52:12.239
You work with the aged.
01:52:12.479 --> 01:52:12.960
I do.
01:52:13.199 --> 01:52:13.840
I do.
01:52:15.039 --> 01:52:18.079
So three-quarters of the songs sounded alike.
01:52:21.920 --> 01:52:28.560
But they they played the good ones, like Thunderstruck and Hell's Bells and Highway to Hell and TNT.
01:52:29.279 --> 01:52:30.479
It was really good.
01:52:30.800 --> 01:52:35.600
And so when I when I saw they did the soundtrack to this movie, I was like really excited about it.
01:52:35.840 --> 01:52:40.319
So when I heard Hell's Bells during this montage, I really enjoyed the song.
01:52:40.479 --> 01:52:51.359
Well, so we get this montage, and makes it clear that I mean we see everybody in the cast that's still alive out there pumping gas on these trucks.
01:52:51.760 --> 01:52:53.199
I have two questions.
01:52:53.359 --> 01:52:53.840
Yeah.
01:52:54.159 --> 01:52:55.680
Two questions.
01:52:56.319 --> 01:52:59.359
Why are they so fucking tired?
01:52:59.680 --> 01:53:02.960
It's 100 degrees out there from pumping gas.
01:53:03.279 --> 01:53:03.600
Okay.
01:53:03.920 --> 01:53:06.960
That's exactly something I had an issue with.
01:53:07.199 --> 01:53:08.560
But what was your second question?
01:53:08.800 --> 01:53:17.439
My second question is one of those trucks had 105 gallons for 58 fucking dollars.
01:53:18.159 --> 01:53:18.640
Right?
01:53:18.880 --> 01:53:19.920
God damn.
01:53:20.560 --> 01:53:23.279
Have you seen the price of diesel these days?
01:53:23.680 --> 01:53:26.640
Almost eight fucking dollars per gallon.
01:53:26.880 --> 01:53:27.520
Yeah.
01:53:27.840 --> 01:53:31.359
105 gallons for 58 bucks.
01:53:31.600 --> 01:53:32.560
Well, even that math.
01:53:32.800 --> 01:53:34.000
I'd smack my mom for that.
01:53:34.319 --> 01:53:40.560
But that even that math doesn't work because at one point I'm pretty sure I saw the diesel sign, the price, and it was like a buck ten.
01:53:40.880 --> 01:53:41.600
Right, I did too.
01:53:41.760 --> 01:53:42.159
I did too.
01:53:42.239 --> 01:53:44.000
So when I saw those numbers not work.
01:53:44.239 --> 01:53:44.399
Right.
01:53:44.640 --> 01:53:47.279
When I saw those numbers, I thought they were they were wrong.
01:53:48.000 --> 01:53:50.159
So anyway, back to back to where you were going.
01:53:50.479 --> 01:53:52.319
I saw a hilarious tweet the other day.
01:53:52.560 --> 01:53:53.279
A hilarious tweet?
01:53:53.680 --> 01:53:53.840
Yeah.
01:53:53.920 --> 01:53:54.960
It was from a buddy of mine.
01:53:55.439 --> 01:53:58.159
And he goes, just filled up my truck.
01:53:59.119 --> 01:54:02.399
I'm not so worried about a ran having nukes anymore.
01:54:07.760 --> 01:54:07.920
Right?
01:54:08.000 --> 01:54:08.800
I thought it was funny.
01:54:08.880 --> 01:54:08.960
Yeah.
01:54:09.359 --> 01:54:09.760
Nah.
01:54:10.079 --> 01:54:14.239
But anyway, everybody is taking their turns pumping gas.
01:54:14.479 --> 01:54:28.560
Um and while everyone seems to be doing this in shifts, and really all they're doing is opening a gas cap insert nozzle, close start nozzle.
01:54:28.800 --> 01:54:30.560
They are fucking dead tired.
01:54:30.960 --> 01:54:31.359
Dead tired.
01:54:31.520 --> 01:54:33.359
Now, immediately, yeah, they do show the thermometer.
01:54:33.439 --> 01:54:34.319
It's like 100 degrees.
01:54:34.479 --> 01:54:34.640
Yeah.
01:54:34.720 --> 01:54:37.439
Now, now the work in shifts.
01:54:37.680 --> 01:54:41.199
Did those handles back in the mid 80s, did they have the little like automatic?
01:54:41.680 --> 01:54:45.840
Yeah, they clearly did because they're not holding, they start and they're just standing there.
01:54:46.000 --> 01:54:48.800
They would start it and walk like clean away.
01:54:49.199 --> 01:54:51.760
I could see if you had to squeeze that and keep it squeezed.
01:54:51.920 --> 01:54:55.359
But but let's I could see after eight hours how that would be that would be tough.
01:54:55.600 --> 01:54:57.760
Oh maybe if you had to hold it the whole time.
01:54:58.159 --> 01:54:59.439
Yeah, but that's not what they showed.
01:54:59.600 --> 01:55:00.239
That's not what they showed.
01:55:00.479 --> 01:55:00.560
Right.
01:55:00.640 --> 01:55:12.079
If you didn't have to hold it, because you could you could just have one person out there man in the pump, start one truck, go to the next truck, start it, and basically, and everyone else can just be inside chilling, and you just basically rotate through.
01:55:12.159 --> 01:55:16.720
And since you see everyone out there, man, you're not why did Billy have blisters on his hands?
01:55:16.880 --> 01:55:17.119
Right.
01:55:17.439 --> 01:55:20.880
I didn't think it was the that may have been from something else.
01:55:21.119 --> 01:55:22.479
This is not hard work.
01:55:23.119 --> 01:55:24.880
But anyway, this is not hard.
01:55:25.520 --> 01:55:27.520
Being outside when it's 100, I get that.
01:55:27.680 --> 01:55:28.319
That sucks.
01:55:28.399 --> 01:55:33.279
But but you're doing it in shifts, you don't have to be out there for 10 hours straight.
01:55:33.520 --> 01:55:34.159
I'm with you.
01:55:34.640 --> 01:55:37.119
But you're also under shade as well.
01:55:37.600 --> 01:55:39.680
Like there's a canopy over the top of it.
01:55:40.079 --> 01:55:43.119
Well, I've been in shade in 100-degree heat before, and it still sucks.
01:55:43.279 --> 01:55:44.000
It does suck.
01:55:44.159 --> 01:55:44.960
But it does.
01:55:45.119 --> 01:55:46.720
But I'm not getting blisters on my hands.
01:55:46.880 --> 01:55:50.800
I'm not getting blisters on my hands, and I'm not fucking exhausted.
01:55:51.119 --> 01:55:52.640
From pumping gas.
01:55:52.880 --> 01:55:53.279
Yeah.
01:55:53.600 --> 01:55:57.520
Well, this eventually takes its toll on Bill.
01:55:58.079 --> 01:56:01.439
Bill who just Bill might be dying at this point.
01:56:01.680 --> 01:56:02.880
He looks like it.
01:56:03.199 --> 01:56:03.840
He might be dying.
01:56:04.000 --> 01:56:06.000
I mean, moments ago, he was like, fuck, yeah.
01:56:06.079 --> 01:56:09.359
I hope they brought the American Express, but right now he looks like he's about ready to crum.
01:56:09.680 --> 01:56:12.479
He looks like I can't do it anymore.
01:56:12.880 --> 01:56:16.319
Barbara, I'm fucking tired.
01:56:16.880 --> 01:56:20.079
And I'm hot and I'm exhausted.
01:56:20.239 --> 01:56:21.520
And I got blisters.
01:56:21.600 --> 01:56:23.039
And I have blisters.
01:56:24.159 --> 01:56:26.079
I got blisters on my fingers.
01:56:26.319 --> 01:56:27.279
Fuck you, Bill.
01:56:28.000 --> 01:56:38.079
Well, Bill, somehow, amongst all of I guess his exhaustion, has postulated a new theory about what's actually going on.
01:56:38.239 --> 01:56:45.760
And that's not really the Rhea M comet and it's diffuse tail that's the problem.
01:56:46.079 --> 01:56:47.439
Oh, he he was right on here.
01:56:47.840 --> 01:56:53.920
He thinks maybe just maybe it's actually aliens.
01:56:55.359 --> 01:56:58.319
And they're hiding in the comet's tail.
01:56:58.479 --> 01:57:03.359
And what they're doing is they're using Earth's machine to wipe out humanity.
01:57:03.680 --> 01:57:04.399
It's a broom.
01:57:04.640 --> 01:57:06.960
Like a kind of interstellar broom.
01:57:07.760 --> 01:57:08.640
Swing us over.
01:57:11.920 --> 01:57:12.720
That's what it is.
01:57:14.239 --> 01:57:14.960
That's what it is.
01:57:16.720 --> 01:57:17.920
Swing us right now.
01:57:21.119 --> 01:57:22.000
But that's okay.
01:57:22.800 --> 01:57:23.920
Because Bill has a plan.
01:57:24.159 --> 01:57:24.640
Yep.
01:57:25.680 --> 01:57:30.079
He secretly places a grenade on the machine gun vehicle.
01:57:30.239 --> 01:57:30.640
Yep.
01:57:31.279 --> 01:57:32.880
And then it blows it up.
01:57:33.039 --> 01:57:33.680
Yep.
01:57:34.319 --> 01:57:39.039
With their mechanical prison guard gone, the survivors begin their escape.
01:57:39.199 --> 01:57:41.119
They crawl through the sewer system.
01:57:41.279 --> 01:57:47.199
Now, previously, to get in the sewer, they had to go across the convoy into the shower house and go in the sewer there.
01:57:47.279 --> 01:57:50.079
But turns out they could just do it in the basement of the Dixie Boy.
01:57:50.239 --> 01:57:50.319
Sure.
01:57:50.479 --> 01:57:51.439
Yeah, that's more convenient.
01:57:51.840 --> 01:57:55.199
The same place where all the guns are, there is an access to the sewer.
01:57:55.359 --> 01:57:55.600
Sure.
01:57:55.760 --> 01:57:58.880
The same place they had already gone to get guns previously.
01:58:00.000 --> 01:58:01.359
There's an access to the sewer.
01:58:02.159 --> 01:58:02.800
Blood hole.
01:58:02.880 --> 01:58:03.039
Yeah.
01:58:03.279 --> 01:58:03.600
Smart.
01:58:03.680 --> 01:58:03.920
Smart.
01:58:04.159 --> 01:58:04.399
Smart.
01:58:04.720 --> 01:58:07.119
So they crawl through the sewer system.
01:58:07.359 --> 01:58:08.800
With all that firepower.
01:58:09.439 --> 01:58:12.960
Why didn't they just shoot like the tires out of the trucks?
01:58:14.880 --> 01:58:15.680
Don't know.
01:58:16.319 --> 01:58:18.479
But they crawl through the sewer system and emerge.
01:58:19.439 --> 01:58:20.640
Put one in the radiator.
01:58:20.960 --> 01:58:24.720
And or why not just use the bazookas that you have?
01:58:26.000 --> 01:58:26.319
Okay.
01:58:27.199 --> 01:58:29.359
And just blow up the fuck out of all of them.
01:58:29.520 --> 01:58:33.279
Now we talked already a little bit about the M60 on the little platform car.
01:58:33.439 --> 01:58:34.000
Yeah.
01:58:34.640 --> 01:58:35.840
Not electronic.
01:58:36.399 --> 01:58:38.159
And limited ammo.
01:58:39.199 --> 01:58:40.479
How much do you think's in a belt?
01:58:40.720 --> 01:58:42.079
Well, yeah, who's reloading it?
01:58:42.239 --> 01:58:42.479
Right.
01:58:42.720 --> 01:58:46.399
Um but that is not electronic.
01:58:46.640 --> 01:58:47.600
It's not electrical.
01:58:48.319 --> 01:58:50.319
It's a purely mechanical device.
01:58:50.640 --> 01:58:52.000
So are all the other guns.
01:58:52.239 --> 01:58:53.439
So were all the other guns.
01:58:53.520 --> 01:58:53.760
Yeah.
01:58:53.920 --> 01:59:04.720
So if the comet tail could control the M60, how couldn't it have just set off control all the other guns, either making them incapable of firing or turn them on the people who are in the Dixie?
01:59:05.119 --> 01:59:05.920
Because I thought the M60.
01:59:06.159 --> 01:59:08.239
Why couldn't it have taken control of the rocket launcher?
01:59:08.399 --> 01:59:09.600
Because just blown up the rockets.
01:59:09.840 --> 01:59:13.920
Because I thought the M60 on the Jeep was tied to the components of the Jeep.
01:59:14.239 --> 01:59:15.840
That's how I justified that.
01:59:16.800 --> 01:59:19.920
That's a way to justify it.
01:59:20.159 --> 01:59:21.840
Yeah, that's a way.
01:59:22.079 --> 01:59:23.039
That is a way.
01:59:28.159 --> 01:59:30.159
Especially when they were making their escape with the guns.
01:59:30.239 --> 01:59:32.319
I'm like, how come those guns didn't just come alive?
01:59:32.640 --> 01:59:45.279
And why is it that the moment that they all dropped into the sewer, suddenly all these semis were aware, oh shit, the jig is up, and to start plowing into the Dixie Boy.
01:59:45.520 --> 01:59:45.760
Yeah.
01:59:47.600 --> 01:59:53.760
They went into the sewer like quickly after the grenade blew up the Jeep M60.
01:59:55.119 --> 01:59:55.199
Yeah.
01:59:55.439 --> 01:59:57.680
Was that the last draw for the machines?
02:00:00.079 --> 02:00:01.520
We're going to take down your whole building.
02:00:01.920 --> 02:00:03.680
That and they ran out of gas.
02:00:05.119 --> 02:00:06.720
There was a long line of sound.
02:00:07.039 --> 02:00:12.960
Well, they ran out of gas, but then they refilled it using the tanker truck that was already there as part of the convoy.
02:00:13.119 --> 02:00:13.760
Right.
02:00:15.199 --> 02:00:16.079
Whatever.
02:00:17.439 --> 02:00:18.640
I'm going to move a one.
02:00:18.880 --> 02:00:22.319
Because they they do the trucks destroy the Dixie Boy, it explodes.
02:00:22.479 --> 02:00:22.880
Yep.
02:00:23.039 --> 02:00:23.439
Boom.
02:00:23.680 --> 02:00:24.560
Goodbye, truck stop.
02:00:24.880 --> 02:00:28.079
Please do, because there's no way that we can ever fill these holes.
02:00:28.319 --> 02:00:29.119
No, not at all.
02:00:29.279 --> 02:00:30.000
Not a chance.
02:00:30.399 --> 02:00:31.760
The uh movie.
02:00:32.479 --> 02:00:32.800
Movie.
02:00:32.960 --> 02:00:34.159
There's a lot of movies in this movie.
02:00:34.640 --> 02:00:35.920
So any movies in this movie.
02:00:36.079 --> 02:00:45.279
Now, Bill and his band of heavily armed truck stop refugees are beginning their journey towards the marina under the cover of darkness.
02:00:46.880 --> 02:00:52.880
But for some reason, they stick to the main roads.
02:00:53.199 --> 02:00:53.840
You hear me too.
02:00:54.000 --> 02:00:54.720
Oh, yeah, I have to hear you.
02:00:54.880 --> 02:00:55.840
Yeah, you're sorry.
02:00:56.640 --> 02:00:57.199
I'm so sorry.
02:00:57.520 --> 02:00:58.239
Start over.
02:00:58.720 --> 02:00:59.359
My bad.
02:01:00.319 --> 02:01:02.560
They stick to the main roads.
02:01:04.000 --> 02:01:09.119
Which is exactly where they'd be most likely to be caught by rampaging murderous Autobots.
02:01:09.760 --> 02:01:11.359
Like the ice cream truck.
02:01:11.520 --> 02:01:11.840
Yeah.
02:01:12.560 --> 02:01:14.159
Yeah, that guy comes up again.
02:01:14.800 --> 02:01:20.560
Um before we get that though, they're there this is one of those moments again where it's like, what the fuck?
02:01:20.800 --> 02:01:29.279
So so they are hiding, they're they're laying low for a moment near what some kind of fast food drive-thru.
02:01:29.680 --> 02:01:30.159
Right.
02:01:30.399 --> 02:01:34.720
And the drive-thru speaker starts squawking out humans.
02:01:37.680 --> 02:01:42.479
Every car at the Dixie Boy would have had some form of speaker, right?
02:01:43.199 --> 02:01:44.800
It would have had some form of radio, right?
02:01:45.039 --> 02:01:45.279
Correct?
02:01:45.520 --> 02:01:46.000
Yep.
02:01:47.439 --> 02:01:49.359
Why'd they have to use Morse code?
02:01:55.039 --> 02:01:56.399
You shouldn't have to.
02:01:56.640 --> 02:01:58.560
You could just put it out there.
02:01:58.880 --> 02:02:01.520
Just put it out there, you fucking machine.
02:02:02.239 --> 02:02:03.680
Obviously, have a voice.
02:02:04.079 --> 02:02:05.439
Like the ice cream truck.
02:02:05.760 --> 02:02:06.720
It has a speaker.
02:02:07.199 --> 02:02:08.560
You could be speaking to everybody.
02:02:08.640 --> 02:02:08.800
Yeah.
02:02:08.960 --> 02:02:10.000
And the drive-thru.
02:02:10.239 --> 02:02:10.640
Yeah.
02:02:14.079 --> 02:02:14.319
Ah.
02:02:15.279 --> 02:02:15.600
Oh.
02:02:16.479 --> 02:02:18.239
My favorite part of the movie's coming up, though.
02:02:19.439 --> 02:02:20.079
Anyway.
02:02:20.399 --> 02:02:24.000
So um Deke blows up the fast food speaker.
02:02:24.159 --> 02:02:24.399
He does.
02:02:24.479 --> 02:02:30.399
He takes his uh takes his assault rifle, blows it up, and then he's like, I don't want this anymore.
02:02:30.640 --> 02:02:30.960
Yeah.
02:02:31.760 --> 02:02:35.439
I I thought that was the the line of the movie.
02:02:36.159 --> 02:02:36.640
Really?
02:02:36.880 --> 02:02:40.960
How that was so loud on my earphones.
02:02:41.840 --> 02:02:42.640
Let me try it again.
02:02:42.960 --> 02:02:43.119
Ho!
02:02:44.399 --> 02:02:50.000
Okay, so that this kid just this kid lost his dad to the machines.
02:02:51.520 --> 02:02:55.039
There was a speaker at the drive-thru trying to call him out.
02:02:55.359 --> 02:02:57.680
And he goes up there and he shoots the heck out of it.
02:02:58.399 --> 02:03:00.479
This is for my dad, you're not an offside of a bitch.
02:03:05.600 --> 02:03:14.319
And then he shows what makes them different than the machines because he had feelings, and he says, I don't want this anymore.
02:03:14.640 --> 02:03:14.800
Okay.
02:03:15.199 --> 02:03:16.159
And he gave away the gun.
02:03:16.399 --> 02:03:16.640
Okay.
02:03:17.039 --> 02:03:24.399
And I thought that was a very human, childlike response to what was going on.
02:03:24.960 --> 02:03:28.960
So everyone else in this party still had an assault rifle.
02:03:29.119 --> 02:03:29.359
Yeah.
02:03:29.840 --> 02:03:31.039
Were they not humans?
02:03:31.760 --> 02:03:37.920
No, they were, but his childlike innocence didn't like it.
02:03:38.239 --> 02:03:38.560
Okay.
02:03:38.800 --> 02:03:39.119
You know?
02:03:39.279 --> 02:03:39.600
Okay.
02:03:39.760 --> 02:03:40.720
It was his first kill.
02:03:40.800 --> 02:03:41.199
Uh-huh.
02:03:41.439 --> 02:03:43.920
And he was like, I don't want this anymore.
02:03:44.239 --> 02:03:46.159
It was a fast food drive-thru.
02:03:47.039 --> 02:03:49.600
Yeah, can you imagine what this kid's been through?
02:03:49.840 --> 02:03:51.680
I'm not saying he hasn't been through shit.
02:03:51.920 --> 02:03:52.960
Although Okay.
02:03:53.520 --> 02:03:59.119
I just thought the morning following finding out that his dad was murdered by a dump truck.
02:03:59.199 --> 02:04:05.600
The first shot we get of this kid is he's sitting in a in a fucking fat in a diner booth blowing bubbles.
02:04:05.760 --> 02:04:06.239
Yep.
02:04:08.640 --> 02:04:10.239
What else would you do?
02:04:10.479 --> 02:04:11.119
I don't know.
02:04:11.359 --> 02:04:12.159
Feel sad?
02:04:12.560 --> 02:04:12.960
Yeah.
02:04:14.079 --> 02:04:15.920
Those were sad bubbles he was blowing.
02:04:16.239 --> 02:04:17.600
The saddest bubbles ever.
02:04:17.840 --> 02:04:18.720
Hey, do you remember bubbles?
02:04:22.239 --> 02:04:22.479
He called.
02:04:22.560 --> 02:04:23.359
He wants to know how you're doing.
02:04:23.760 --> 02:04:24.399
Sad bubbles.
02:04:24.640 --> 02:04:25.279
Remember bubbles?
02:04:25.520 --> 02:04:25.760
I don't.
02:04:26.000 --> 02:04:27.119
Remember blown bubbles?
02:04:27.359 --> 02:04:28.000
Blowing bubbles?
02:04:28.319 --> 02:04:28.960
Yeah, he called.
02:04:29.279 --> 02:04:30.880
I wants to know what you're doing these days.
02:04:31.279 --> 02:04:31.840
Hey guys.
02:04:32.000 --> 02:04:32.159
Yeah.
02:04:32.399 --> 02:04:36.159
The survivors run into the ice cream truck.
02:04:36.479 --> 02:04:37.279
Oh shit.
02:04:37.439 --> 02:04:38.000
Yeah.
02:04:38.239 --> 02:04:41.680
The murderous ice cream truck is driving down the road towards them.
02:04:42.159 --> 02:04:42.399
Oh.
02:04:42.880 --> 02:04:49.359
Curtis and Brett open fire with just their assault weapons, just their automatic rifles.
02:04:49.600 --> 02:04:51.199
I don't even think they fire that many shots.
02:04:51.439 --> 02:04:51.680
No.
02:04:51.840 --> 02:04:53.359
And the thing goddamn explodes.
02:04:53.520 --> 02:04:53.920
It does.
02:04:54.000 --> 02:04:55.600
They must have hit the gas tank.
02:04:55.920 --> 02:04:59.119
Which is in the front of the ice cream truck.
02:04:59.520 --> 02:05:04.560
It must have hit the gas tank of the ice cream truck and one of the bullets grazed the side of it.
02:05:04.640 --> 02:05:08.319
And you know, it it caused a spark, which ignited the gasoline.
02:05:08.880 --> 02:05:14.479
And it was probably low on gasoline because gas fumes will explode, but gasoline will not.
02:05:15.439 --> 02:05:22.880
You know, so it was probably low, and the tank was full of fumes, and it just went up like a like a Roman candle.
02:05:23.119 --> 02:05:26.800
I mean, I could see that because like it's been driving around.
02:05:26.880 --> 02:05:27.359
It's low.
02:05:27.600 --> 02:05:29.199
They can't refuel themselves.
02:05:29.439 --> 02:05:32.800
No, they are dependent on humans to do that.
02:05:32.960 --> 02:05:33.760
That's right.
02:05:34.239 --> 02:05:35.119
Yeah, that makes sense.
02:05:35.279 --> 02:05:36.319
It makes so much sense.
02:05:36.720 --> 02:05:37.600
So much sense.
02:05:37.840 --> 02:05:38.399
So much.
02:05:38.800 --> 02:05:43.279
I don't know why an ice cream truck would blow up just because of a few bullets.
02:05:43.760 --> 02:05:44.720
So much sense.
02:05:44.880 --> 02:05:47.039
Um, but they make it to the marina.
02:05:47.199 --> 02:05:48.079
Oh, wait, wait.
02:05:48.239 --> 02:05:49.199
Because movie.
02:05:49.359 --> 02:05:49.680
Movie.
02:05:50.239 --> 02:05:50.560
There we go.
02:05:50.720 --> 02:05:51.119
Movie.
02:05:51.680 --> 02:05:52.399
Maybe.
02:05:53.439 --> 02:05:55.279
Um they make it to the marina.
02:05:55.439 --> 02:05:56.000
They do.
02:05:56.159 --> 02:05:57.920
And then they find a sailboat.
02:05:58.800 --> 02:06:01.279
They see a sailboat and Bill's like, that's the one.
02:06:01.439 --> 02:06:02.960
That's the one we're gonna take it.
02:06:03.119 --> 02:06:06.960
So the band of refugees is making their way to the sailboat.
02:06:07.199 --> 02:06:11.119
Hey, hey, but real quick, do you think that sailboat had a trolling motor?
02:06:11.359 --> 02:06:15.439
No, because he was talking about the sailboat, no electronics.
02:06:15.520 --> 02:06:16.800
Like, that was his thing.
02:06:16.960 --> 02:06:18.880
Like, this was like serendipity.
02:06:18.960 --> 02:06:20.239
It's like, oh, that's a sailboat.
02:06:20.479 --> 02:06:22.239
How do you think you get that sailboat into the dock?
02:06:22.960 --> 02:06:23.600
You don't even know.
02:06:23.760 --> 02:06:24.800
You don't even know, Brian.
02:06:24.960 --> 02:06:27.119
You can't sail the boat out of the dock.
02:06:27.439 --> 02:06:29.520
You only rely on wind power.
02:06:29.760 --> 02:06:31.359
You gotta you gotta have a little motor on the door.
02:06:31.600 --> 02:06:32.239
No, Brian.
02:06:32.319 --> 02:06:32.560
No.
02:06:32.800 --> 02:06:33.119
No.
02:06:33.439 --> 02:06:34.000
No motor.
02:06:34.239 --> 02:06:35.039
Maybe or motor.
02:06:36.479 --> 02:06:36.880
Yeah.
02:06:37.119 --> 02:06:38.960
Everything's manual at this point.
02:06:39.520 --> 02:06:39.840
Okay.
02:06:40.079 --> 02:06:40.319
Yeah.
02:06:40.560 --> 02:06:42.880
I don't buy anything regarding the sailboat.
02:06:42.960 --> 02:06:46.079
I sure as shit can't believe that Bill knows how to operate a sailboat.
02:06:46.319 --> 02:06:48.239
Bill doesn't fucking know how to sail.
02:06:48.479 --> 02:06:49.439
See, earlier.
02:06:49.600 --> 02:06:50.640
He's a convict.
02:06:50.880 --> 02:06:51.199
Earlier.
02:06:51.520 --> 02:06:53.199
Bill doesn't come from college.
02:06:53.439 --> 02:06:54.239
He doesn't come from money.
02:06:54.960 --> 02:06:56.319
Sailboats in college.
02:06:57.600 --> 02:07:05.439
Maybe that's why he was robbing is so he could buy raise funds to buy a sailboat so he could sail around the world.
02:07:05.760 --> 02:07:08.000
He he owed a guy some money.
02:07:08.319 --> 02:07:13.439
But you know, and then he was gonna go to South America and he was gonna trap birds.
02:07:13.680 --> 02:07:15.520
Yeah, trap birds for 25 grand.
02:07:15.840 --> 02:07:16.239
Here we go.
02:07:16.479 --> 02:07:17.760
Maybe this is the origin story.
02:07:18.239 --> 02:07:19.039
Holy shit.
02:07:19.279 --> 02:07:19.840
Holy shit.
02:07:20.000 --> 02:07:21.119
This is Jack Colton.
02:07:21.199 --> 02:07:22.880
Yeah, he's romancing that stone, baby.
02:07:23.199 --> 02:07:25.359
Fucking Catalina wine mixer.
02:07:26.800 --> 02:07:29.359
The fucking Catalina wine mixer.
02:07:30.800 --> 02:07:32.239
So yeah, they're at the River Marine.
02:07:32.479 --> 02:07:33.199
They find a sailboat.
02:07:33.359 --> 02:07:34.159
They find a sailboat.
02:07:34.239 --> 02:07:45.199
And while they're heading to the sailboat, one of the survivors, Brad, uh, gets distracted because he sees there's a diamond ring, an obnoxiously huge diamond ring on the finger of a corpse.
02:07:45.600 --> 02:07:46.960
So obnoxiously huge.
02:07:47.199 --> 02:07:54.079
And so as he's trying to pry this diamond ring off, suddenly we see the Green Goblin truck.
02:07:54.479 --> 02:07:55.520
Oh, it's back.
02:07:55.760 --> 02:07:58.319
Which is just sitting there and waiting.
02:07:58.960 --> 02:08:01.840
Apparently, everyone in this party is blind.
02:08:02.479 --> 02:08:03.119
Nobody saw it.
02:08:03.760 --> 02:08:04.319
Nobody saw it.
02:08:04.560 --> 02:08:07.680
Can we not call him the Green Goblin truck?
02:08:07.840 --> 02:08:08.560
What should we call it?
02:08:08.720 --> 02:08:09.600
The playtime truck.
02:08:09.760 --> 02:08:10.399
The playtime truck?
02:08:10.479 --> 02:08:10.640
Yeah.
02:08:10.720 --> 02:08:11.359
Okay, I'm fine with that.
02:08:11.520 --> 02:08:12.079
Playtime truck.
02:08:12.239 --> 02:08:12.399
Okay.
02:08:12.560 --> 02:08:15.680
Alright, so no one noticed the playtime truck just sitting there.
02:08:16.079 --> 02:08:16.399
I.e.
02:08:16.560 --> 02:08:17.199
the Green Goblin.
02:08:17.359 --> 02:08:17.439
Yeah.
02:08:17.600 --> 02:08:17.680
No.
02:08:18.079 --> 02:08:19.600
And fuck no.
02:08:20.000 --> 02:08:21.119
He's the playtime truck.
02:08:21.520 --> 02:08:35.279
So Brad, uh, yeah, as he's uh making his way to the boat, the the playtime truck, i.e., the Green Goblin, um attacks and kills Brad, running him down.
02:08:35.520 --> 02:08:36.159
Yeah.
02:08:37.199 --> 02:08:40.399
Bill He totally didn't have time to step out of the boat.
02:08:40.720 --> 02:08:44.159
No time at all to take three steps to the fucking right.
02:08:44.560 --> 02:08:49.520
Um, Bill, though, he's got a rocket launcher, and he's gonna even the score.
02:08:49.680 --> 02:08:50.399
Of course he does.
02:08:54.399 --> 02:08:55.119
Motherfucker.
02:08:56.720 --> 02:08:57.520
Motherfucker.
02:09:07.439 --> 02:09:09.279
They get on the fucking sailboat.
02:09:09.520 --> 02:09:11.199
They are Hoozers.
02:09:12.239 --> 02:09:19.119
Then in another relatively small moment, but one that pissed me off monumentally.
02:09:20.079 --> 02:09:22.079
More than the opening italyses?
02:09:22.319 --> 02:09:22.720
Possibly.
02:09:22.800 --> 02:09:22.960
Yeah.
02:09:23.359 --> 02:09:31.520
Billy is uncapable, incapable of unnodding the rope securing the boat to the dock.
02:09:31.680 --> 02:09:31.920
Yes.
02:09:32.159 --> 02:09:33.119
Oh, I didn't notice that.
02:09:33.359 --> 02:09:46.640
Even though it is not that tough of a hitch, and it's big, thick, polypropylene rope that really anyone who would have looked at this thing for two seconds would be like, oh, this way, that way, over there, boom, done, free.
02:09:46.880 --> 02:09:51.520
Instead, he calls for Brett to bring Mother's Helper.
02:09:51.760 --> 02:09:52.640
Hell yeah, he does.
02:09:52.880 --> 02:09:58.079
The big raise the straight blade razor blade that she keeps in her boot.
02:09:58.159 --> 02:10:01.600
Uh, so he can hack through this thick ass rope.
02:10:01.760 --> 02:10:04.239
And I love you're gonna need that rope.
02:10:04.720 --> 02:10:09.119
I love that you called that out because that was the thing my wife called out.
02:10:09.680 --> 02:10:13.199
He can't fucking undo this knot.
02:10:13.359 --> 02:10:14.000
Yeah.
02:10:20.159 --> 02:10:24.560
Maybe the person who tied the boat didn't know what they were doing.
02:10:24.720 --> 02:10:26.720
I and that's the other part that bugged me.
02:10:26.960 --> 02:10:32.560
I have been on enough boats, that's not a knot that you would use to secure a boat.
02:10:32.640 --> 02:10:33.840
You're correct.
02:10:35.279 --> 02:10:38.159
Now, I know that I'm only a pontoon boat captain.
02:10:38.319 --> 02:10:39.039
I'm on a boat boat.
02:10:39.279 --> 02:10:44.000
But a pontoon boat captain is like a regular boat captain, just drunker.
02:10:47.039 --> 02:10:48.800
You are 100% correct.
02:10:49.039 --> 02:10:52.079
If you're on a pontoon boat and you're not drunk, you're doing it wrong.
02:10:52.239 --> 02:10:53.840
You're doing it wrong.
02:10:54.319 --> 02:10:56.720
But they set sail towards Haven.
02:10:56.800 --> 02:11:00.079
They somehow are trolling through the marina.
02:11:01.199 --> 02:11:02.560
I don't know how.
02:11:03.520 --> 02:11:05.279
Not with the motor, apparently.
02:11:05.520 --> 02:11:06.560
No, apparently not.
02:11:06.800 --> 02:11:10.159
No, because that is how they become sentient.
02:11:10.479 --> 02:11:10.880
Yeah.
02:11:11.119 --> 02:11:16.000
Um, and then we get some text that explains everything.
02:11:16.239 --> 02:11:17.119
It does.
02:11:18.079 --> 02:11:32.159
The Russians had a satellite that found the mothership, and it was lasers and nukes, and do you guys find something real sad and lazy about a movie that has to have text at the end to resolve everything?
02:11:32.880 --> 02:11:33.680
I I do.
02:11:33.840 --> 02:11:43.359
Look, if I was I was annoyed, borderline bored, frustrated, and confused up to this point.
02:11:43.680 --> 02:11:45.840
But this made me fucking pissed.
02:11:46.159 --> 02:11:47.439
Must have been the cocaine.
02:11:47.680 --> 02:11:49.279
They were just like, fuck it.
02:11:49.600 --> 02:11:51.840
Put it on text on a on a screen.
02:11:51.920 --> 02:11:52.880
Like, I don't fucking care.
02:11:53.439 --> 02:11:56.960
Basically, we we just we get this text that says, Well, here's what happened.
02:11:57.199 --> 02:11:58.239
I don't think we need the text.
02:11:58.319 --> 02:11:59.760
I think you just have them sail away.
02:12:00.319 --> 02:12:00.479
Right.
02:12:00.880 --> 02:12:01.119
Exit.
02:12:01.520 --> 02:12:02.720
Nobody would have fucking known.
02:12:03.039 --> 02:12:05.840
I mean, on one hand, it does give us a bow.
02:12:07.439 --> 02:12:08.479
You like Mo's.
02:12:08.640 --> 02:12:10.159
It wasn't the Calvin after all.
02:12:10.239 --> 02:12:12.800
It was actually aliens, but the aliens got blew up.
02:12:13.039 --> 02:12:14.079
Text of the beginning.
02:12:14.560 --> 02:12:19.600
Oh, and the survivors of the Dixie Boy are still survivors.
02:12:19.840 --> 02:12:21.439
Text of the beginning, text of the end.
02:12:21.600 --> 02:12:24.479
You wrapped it up nicely, but it's also fucking stupid.
02:12:24.640 --> 02:12:24.800
Yeah.
02:12:24.960 --> 02:12:25.600
It's a bookend.
02:12:25.920 --> 02:12:29.279
They could have just fucking sailed away, like you said, couldn't you, Brian?
02:12:29.680 --> 02:12:32.479
They could have sailed away and nobody would have known any fucking different.
02:12:32.640 --> 02:12:32.880
No.
02:12:33.520 --> 02:12:34.239
Nobody would have known.
02:12:34.640 --> 02:12:34.800
Right.
02:12:35.279 --> 02:12:48.880
But but that that well, now that we've gotten through all of that, let's take a moment.
02:12:49.039 --> 02:12:49.680
Uh-huh.
02:12:51.119 --> 02:12:54.479
And talk about beer number three.
02:12:54.720 --> 02:12:55.680
Beer number three.
02:12:56.000 --> 02:12:58.319
Brian, this is your contribution to the podcast.
02:12:58.479 --> 02:12:58.720
Yes.
02:12:58.880 --> 02:12:59.680
What'd you bring?
02:12:59.840 --> 02:13:03.119
Okay, so I was tasked with bringing an Oktoberfest.
02:13:03.520 --> 02:13:10.079
So I went to the source and I brought Spaten Oktoberfest.
02:13:10.239 --> 02:13:12.800
So Spaten is a brewery in Munich.
02:13:12.960 --> 02:13:13.439
Uh-huh.
02:13:13.920 --> 02:13:20.000
And it is credited with making the first Oktoberfest back in 1872.
02:13:20.239 --> 02:13:21.199
The first Martin?
02:13:21.439 --> 02:13:22.239
The Martzen?
02:13:23.039 --> 02:13:23.600
Martzen?
02:13:23.840 --> 02:13:24.479
Yep.
02:13:25.039 --> 02:13:27.680
And so I brought Spaten Oktoberfest.
02:13:27.760 --> 02:13:29.439
Now Spaten is German for Spade.
02:13:29.840 --> 02:13:30.239
Speten.
02:13:32.880 --> 02:13:33.359
Spade.
02:13:33.840 --> 02:13:38.640
That makes sense because they got a little kind of like a spade-ish kind of thing here on the label.
02:13:38.800 --> 02:13:39.279
Yeah.
02:13:39.439 --> 02:13:39.760
Yeah.
02:13:39.920 --> 02:13:46.159
So this is a uh traditional German um the breweries in Munich.
02:13:47.119 --> 02:13:50.640
And uh yeah, this is uh from the source, buddy.
02:13:50.880 --> 02:13:54.960
I I think it's interesting that they have it here as malt liquor.
02:13:55.520 --> 02:14:02.000
Which which, you know, back in the day, anything over a five ABV you had to label as malt liquor.
02:14:02.159 --> 02:14:03.359
Like Colt 45.
02:14:03.520 --> 02:14:03.840
Yeah.
02:14:04.000 --> 02:14:05.359
Uh, even though it was just beer.
02:14:05.439 --> 02:14:05.760
Yeah.
02:14:05.920 --> 02:14:08.720
Um, it's weird to me when I still when I see that now.
02:14:08.880 --> 02:14:12.159
Because we have craft beers, as we've had two of tonight.
02:14:12.319 --> 02:14:12.880
Right.
02:14:13.279 --> 02:14:14.800
Which might exceed that 5%.
02:14:15.199 --> 02:14:17.600
Definitely malt liquors in their jig beer.
02:14:17.840 --> 02:14:18.319
Yeah.
02:14:18.560 --> 02:14:24.560
So so this as a traditional Oktoberfest, it's got a little bit of that Heineken skunk to it.
02:14:25.279 --> 02:14:26.960
It's very Pilsnery to me.
02:14:27.279 --> 02:14:27.439
Yeah.
02:14:27.680 --> 02:14:31.600
I would in fact I would have guessed this was a Pilsner before I would have said Oktoberfest.
02:14:32.479 --> 02:14:34.239
Um not bad.
02:14:34.399 --> 02:14:35.439
No, not bad at all.
02:14:35.600 --> 02:14:39.920
I not my personal bailiwick, not my favorite Oktober.
02:14:40.479 --> 02:14:46.720
I I think the gold standard, especially domestically, is the uh the Sam Adams Oktoberfest.
02:14:46.880 --> 02:14:48.159
Yeah, it's so drinkable.
02:14:48.319 --> 02:14:49.680
Yeah, that's my gold stand.
02:14:50.000 --> 02:14:52.239
That's what I compare every Oktoberfest to.
02:14:52.399 --> 02:14:56.159
Um, this one's not bad, but like I said, it's got a little of that Heineken skunk to it.
02:14:56.319 --> 02:14:56.560
Yeah.
02:14:56.800 --> 02:15:00.560
So who is on our next?
02:15:00.800 --> 02:15:03.600
We have one more spooky movie.
02:15:03.760 --> 02:15:04.720
One more spooky movie.
02:15:05.359 --> 02:15:07.199
Oh, I guess Oktoberfest.
02:15:07.359 --> 02:15:08.079
I got pumpkin.
02:15:08.239 --> 02:15:09.439
You're you're doing October?
02:15:09.840 --> 02:15:10.000
Yeah.
02:15:10.159 --> 02:15:11.680
Are you bringing same ads?
02:15:11.840 --> 02:15:12.319
I don't know.
02:15:12.479 --> 02:15:13.039
We'll see.
02:15:13.199 --> 02:15:13.680
You should.
02:15:13.840 --> 02:15:14.720
Maybe you should.
02:15:15.439 --> 02:15:16.880
Tell me what to do, Justin.
02:15:17.039 --> 02:15:17.920
You'll probably win.
02:15:18.159 --> 02:15:22.159
And justin Justin gets wild cards, so he'll bring a hazy IPA.
02:15:22.399 --> 02:15:23.520
You never knew.
02:15:23.760 --> 02:15:24.800
Yes, I do know.
02:15:26.720 --> 02:15:29.119
Uh so this is this is very drinkable.
02:15:29.279 --> 02:15:29.680
It is very.
02:15:37.279 --> 02:15:40.960
I was shocked by because it doesn't, it doesn't taste like a 5.9.
02:15:41.279 --> 02:15:42.079
You're on number two.
02:15:42.399 --> 02:15:43.279
I am on number two.
02:15:43.520 --> 02:15:44.159
Yeah.
02:15:46.399 --> 02:15:47.039
Hammered.
02:15:47.199 --> 02:15:48.000
Ham sauced.
02:15:48.479 --> 02:15:49.119
Ham sauced.
02:15:49.359 --> 02:15:50.159
Ham sauce.
02:15:51.439 --> 02:15:53.840
No, but it's it's a it's a tasty beer.
02:15:54.079 --> 02:15:56.560
With with the other Oktoberfests that are out there.
02:15:56.720 --> 02:15:57.039
Yeah.
02:15:57.199 --> 02:15:59.279
I don't know if I would get this one again.
02:15:59.600 --> 02:16:00.800
I would not.
02:16:01.039 --> 02:16:01.359
Yeah.
02:16:01.600 --> 02:16:02.239
It's okay.
02:16:02.479 --> 02:16:03.199
Again, it is.
02:16:03.600 --> 02:16:04.640
It's a drinkable beer.
02:16:04.720 --> 02:16:10.560
I'd I've had more other Oktoberfests that suit my palate better.
02:16:11.520 --> 02:16:13.520
Um, I don't know.
02:16:13.600 --> 02:16:18.399
I'm also off, I'm just genuinely typically off put by a beer in a green bottle.
02:16:19.199 --> 02:16:20.479
You're not a rolling rock band.
02:16:20.880 --> 02:16:21.119
I'm not.
02:16:21.199 --> 02:16:25.760
Yeah, green and I don't care about the glass lined tanks of old Latrobe.
02:16:26.640 --> 02:16:27.920
Um, yeah, I don't know.
02:16:28.000 --> 02:16:28.720
It's just okay.
02:16:28.960 --> 02:16:30.720
Yeah, it's alright.
02:16:31.119 --> 02:16:33.360
But hey, we're drinking history, boys.
02:16:33.520 --> 02:16:34.079
That we are.
02:16:34.159 --> 02:16:34.479
Yep.
02:16:34.719 --> 02:16:35.520
History indeed.
02:16:35.680 --> 02:16:36.079
I like it.
02:16:36.159 --> 02:16:37.600
I don't mind it one bit.
02:16:37.920 --> 02:16:38.559
All right.
02:16:38.719 --> 02:16:40.159
Well, let me ask you, gents.
02:16:40.239 --> 02:16:40.719
Yes.
02:16:40.959 --> 02:16:44.319
If you could wave your magic one and change one thing.
02:16:44.639 --> 02:16:45.360
Only one?
02:16:45.600 --> 02:16:46.319
Only one.
02:16:46.479 --> 02:16:47.280
Oh man.
02:16:47.600 --> 02:16:48.399
Only one.
02:16:48.799 --> 02:16:51.360
Maximum overdrive, a better movie.
02:16:51.600 --> 02:16:51.920
Okay.
02:16:52.399 --> 02:16:54.000
What would it be?
02:16:54.959 --> 02:17:00.239
Well, I think the easy answer here is consistency among the rogue machines.
02:17:00.479 --> 02:17:01.120
Uh-huh.
02:17:02.319 --> 02:17:05.120
Why are some possessed?
02:17:05.280 --> 02:17:05.520
Yep.
02:17:05.680 --> 02:17:06.399
And some not.
02:17:06.639 --> 02:17:06.799
Yeah.
02:17:06.959 --> 02:17:08.719
I would think it would be all or nothing.
02:17:09.280 --> 02:17:12.639
Your magic wand is a perfect alignment with mine.
02:17:12.799 --> 02:17:14.239
Mine is at rules.
02:17:14.479 --> 02:17:16.479
I need some goddamn rules.
02:17:16.719 --> 02:17:17.040
Right.
02:17:17.360 --> 02:17:17.600
Right.
02:17:17.680 --> 02:17:18.799
Let's clarify that.
02:17:19.040 --> 02:17:19.360
Okay.
02:17:19.920 --> 02:17:25.440
You know, did the big rigs get affected quicker than everything else?
02:17:25.760 --> 02:17:31.920
That in the ATM machines and the in the the arcade games and the soda machines.
02:17:32.399 --> 02:17:34.399
But also not some of the others.
02:17:34.639 --> 02:17:35.280
Right.
02:17:35.680 --> 02:17:38.559
Why did the shake machine not fight back?
02:17:38.879 --> 02:17:43.040
I I don't understand the ambiguity between the rogue machines.
02:17:43.360 --> 02:17:45.440
Why did the grill not fight back?
02:17:45.680 --> 02:17:46.319
Right.
02:17:46.959 --> 02:17:47.680
I get it.
02:17:47.840 --> 02:17:48.079
Yeah.
02:17:48.239 --> 02:17:48.479
I do.
02:17:48.959 --> 02:17:49.920
So that's that's mine.
02:17:50.000 --> 02:17:51.760
Oh, Seth, that's apparently yours.
02:17:52.079 --> 02:17:52.879
That is mine.
02:17:53.040 --> 02:17:55.280
But since you took it, I'm gonna go to my number two.
02:17:55.520 --> 02:17:56.399
Okay, number two.
02:17:56.799 --> 02:18:00.959
I hate movies where there's an unearned love connection.
02:18:01.440 --> 02:18:01.600
Okay.
02:18:01.760 --> 02:18:07.920
And I thought the love connection that forged so quickly between Bill and Brett gave me the ick.
02:18:08.159 --> 02:18:09.360
Hey, love means love, man.
02:18:09.520 --> 02:18:19.280
Yeah, is and I get, you know, like in in speed, you know, the whole, you know, romance forged under arduous circumstances, blah, blah, blah.
02:18:19.440 --> 02:18:19.840
Right.
02:18:20.159 --> 02:18:21.360
I don't give a shit.
02:18:21.520 --> 02:18:37.600
I I think really they were like immediately basically full blown in love if they only met and they didn't really have any connection, and boom, other than the fact that, hey, we got two young attractive actors in the same place at the same time.
02:18:37.760 --> 02:18:38.639
They must be in love.
02:18:38.879 --> 02:18:40.559
It was a romance of convenience.
02:18:40.799 --> 02:18:46.559
Yeah, and it and and I you know, I'm gonna borrow a line that you two both have thrown out so many times.
02:18:46.799 --> 02:18:47.280
What's that?
02:18:47.520 --> 02:18:49.760
It didn't add anything to the movie.
02:18:52.239 --> 02:18:52.959
That's true.
02:18:53.200 --> 02:18:54.559
Hey, Justin, uh huh.
02:18:54.719 --> 02:18:55.840
What's your magic wand?
02:18:56.079 --> 02:18:58.159
Ooh, I'm glad you asked, Brad.
02:19:00.159 --> 02:19:06.319
I'd alter the whole, I'm so tired from filling these trucks up with gas sequence.
02:19:06.559 --> 02:19:07.200
Yes.
02:19:08.000 --> 02:19:13.120
And use the time to actually show the characters making their plan to escape.
02:19:13.360 --> 02:19:14.079
I like that.
02:19:14.319 --> 02:19:19.680
So you can still show like them being tired, but I don't know.
02:19:19.760 --> 02:19:21.520
That's a ruse to the truck.
02:19:21.840 --> 02:19:25.360
You have a little bit of great escape going on back inside the Dixie Boy.
02:19:25.520 --> 02:19:25.680
Right?
02:19:25.760 --> 02:19:28.559
So you have somebody coming out and being like, Oh my god, I'm so tired.
02:19:28.719 --> 02:19:31.040
Come relieve me from my job of filling up these gases.
02:19:34.799 --> 02:19:39.760
Like once you once you hit the the threshold of the door, uh-huh.
02:19:40.719 --> 02:19:41.760
You're not tired.
02:19:42.000 --> 02:19:45.200
Well, you're saying, okay, we're acting the plan.
02:19:45.520 --> 02:19:53.120
There's like there's like but we since we have no idea how the consistency how these machines are communicating with each other or which ones are affecting which ones are not.
02:19:53.280 --> 02:19:58.479
Honestly, uh anywhere where there's any form of electronics or electricity, you could be under surveillance.
02:19:58.719 --> 02:19:59.360
You could.
02:19:59.760 --> 02:20:03.120
But it's so inconsistent that I don't think it fucking matters.
02:20:03.520 --> 02:20:06.399
But we know they can hear, but can they read?
02:20:06.639 --> 02:20:09.440
So If they're passing notes and stuff, right?
02:20:09.520 --> 02:20:22.559
So if you're passing notes or you have like a like a a board where you've got the the red yarn that's going like connection to connection, like we're talking about like once you hit that door, like you're no longer tired.
02:20:22.639 --> 02:20:26.719
You're just faking that for the the trucks to see you faking it.
02:20:26.799 --> 02:20:30.479
Yeah, so then you can be like, all right, here's how we're gonna plan to do this.
02:20:30.559 --> 02:20:42.159
Yeah, and I think it would be a bigger payoff, too, to where it's like, now my plan has come to fruition and we're working towards this because their plan was like, how did they even come up with it?
02:20:42.319 --> 02:20:44.079
They never showed how they came up with it.
02:20:45.040 --> 02:20:53.440
Basically, what we're left to what we're left to assume is that Bill somehow came up with everything, everyone just went along with it because Bill is the leader that there needed to be cause.
02:20:53.600 --> 02:20:55.280
There needed to be an A-Team moment.
02:20:55.440 --> 02:20:56.239
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:20:56.559 --> 02:21:03.040
Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do.
02:21:03.440 --> 02:21:04.559
And then a high five.
02:21:04.719 --> 02:21:06.159
Yeah, right, right.
02:21:06.639 --> 02:21:08.719
I love it when a plan comes sticking.
02:21:09.840 --> 02:21:10.479
Exactly.
02:21:10.639 --> 02:21:11.920
Yeah, there should have been more like that.
02:21:12.000 --> 02:21:13.200
That's what they needed.
02:21:13.280 --> 02:21:14.959
And I think they should have used more grenades.
02:21:15.120 --> 02:21:15.280
Yeah.
02:21:15.440 --> 02:21:16.000
Oh, fuck yeah.
02:21:16.559 --> 02:21:20.799
If you had access to a cache of grenades, man, dump them in the gas tanks.
02:21:21.120 --> 02:21:21.520
Mm-hmm.
02:21:21.680 --> 02:21:22.159
Yeah.
02:21:22.719 --> 02:21:24.799
Just one follow-up question here.
02:21:24.879 --> 02:21:25.120
Uh-huh.
02:21:25.200 --> 02:21:28.079
And I want to go, this is going back to your criticism, Brian.
02:21:28.239 --> 02:21:28.799
Yeah.
02:21:29.840 --> 02:21:40.319
If this space comet, dust, debris, diffuse tail slash UFO could control things on Earth.
02:21:40.959 --> 02:21:45.680
Why couldn't they have also controlled the Russian satellite that ultimately blew them up?
02:21:46.159 --> 02:21:48.639
Because it was in space and it was not in the tail.
02:21:50.000 --> 02:21:50.319
What?
02:21:50.639 --> 02:21:54.000
It was maybe if it's in space, it would still be in the tail?
02:21:54.239 --> 02:21:57.520
Maybe it was on the other side of Earth out of the range of the tail.
02:21:58.239 --> 02:22:01.200
If it's on the other side of Earth, how'd they blow up the UFO?
02:22:02.479 --> 02:22:03.200
Because they moved.
02:22:03.600 --> 02:22:05.040
Did they shoot through the planet?
02:22:05.280 --> 02:22:05.600
No.
02:22:06.159 --> 02:22:07.120
It was hidden.
02:22:07.200 --> 02:22:09.040
It was in deep space.
02:22:10.239 --> 02:22:11.200
Deep space.
02:22:11.680 --> 02:22:12.799
Deep space.
02:22:13.280 --> 02:22:14.079
Oh, God.
02:22:14.159 --> 02:22:16.159
There's just so many holes.
02:22:16.399 --> 02:22:22.000
It it was a very holes.
02:22:22.319 --> 02:22:23.120
Like so many holes.
02:22:23.280 --> 02:22:23.600
It was lazy.
02:22:24.000 --> 02:22:27.600
It makes rad look well composed and fully thought out.
02:22:28.399 --> 02:22:29.760
It was it was lazy writing.
02:22:29.840 --> 02:22:30.159
Yeah.
02:22:30.399 --> 02:22:32.639
It was a lazy opening explanation.
02:22:32.719 --> 02:22:35.760
It was a lazy closing explanation.
02:22:36.959 --> 02:22:40.799
It was not well thought out at all.
02:22:41.120 --> 02:22:43.200
Which brings me to my next point, kids.
02:22:43.920 --> 02:22:45.760
Don't do coke.
02:22:46.159 --> 02:22:46.479
No.
02:22:47.360 --> 02:22:48.319
I mean.
02:22:49.200 --> 02:22:49.600
Yeah.
02:22:50.639 --> 02:22:52.879
But don't write movies.
02:22:53.120 --> 02:22:55.440
Don't do it and then direct a movie.
02:22:55.600 --> 02:22:56.079
Yeah.
02:22:56.399 --> 02:22:58.719
And expect to have good results.
02:23:01.120 --> 02:23:01.440
Okay.
02:23:01.760 --> 02:23:03.280
Have all the fun you want.
02:23:03.520 --> 02:23:05.440
But don't do it directing a movie.
02:23:05.680 --> 02:23:08.319
You guys want to change gears.
02:23:08.479 --> 02:23:08.639
Yeah.
02:23:08.719 --> 02:23:10.159
Yeah, let's change some gears.
02:23:10.719 --> 02:23:11.920
Ah I get it.
02:23:12.079 --> 02:23:13.040
Change gears.
02:23:14.319 --> 02:23:16.799
Did you know those kinds of trucks have like 17 gears.
02:23:17.280 --> 02:23:17.840
They have a lot.
02:23:18.879 --> 02:23:22.479
Well, I want to try something out here.
02:23:22.719 --> 02:23:22.959
Okay.
02:23:23.520 --> 02:23:29.840
This is a little something I call I don't want to wait for this scare to be over.
02:23:31.360 --> 02:23:32.799
Want to know right now.
02:23:34.799 --> 02:23:38.159
Maximum Overdrive was filmed in Wilmington, North Carolina.
02:23:38.559 --> 02:23:44.239
A city that would later become the home of another beloved piece of American entertainment, Dawson's Creek.
02:23:45.360 --> 02:23:49.920
So naturally, we should bring these two worlds together.
02:23:51.120 --> 02:23:55.680
I'm going to give you the beginning of an actual Dawson's Creek episode.
02:23:56.559 --> 02:23:59.600
Everything I tell you really happened on the show.
02:24:00.159 --> 02:24:08.319
But at a certain point, we're going to fire the writers, bring in Stephen King, and hand the story over to you.
02:24:09.040 --> 02:24:10.719
Our job is simple.
02:24:11.040 --> 02:24:12.239
King-ify it.
02:24:12.719 --> 02:24:12.959
Okay.
02:24:14.479 --> 02:24:26.639
So we're going to take this perfectly innocent piece of late 90s teen melodrama and turn it into something horrifying, supernatural, disturbing, completely fucked up.
02:24:26.879 --> 02:24:28.959
Or preferably all four.
02:24:29.360 --> 02:24:29.920
Nice.
02:24:30.239 --> 02:24:30.559
Okay.
02:24:31.040 --> 02:24:39.680
So we're going to start off with a scene or a setup from season one, episode seven of Dawson's Creek.
02:24:39.840 --> 02:24:40.079
Okay.
02:24:40.719 --> 02:24:41.360
Detention.
02:24:41.920 --> 02:24:51.760
Where Dawson, Joey, Pacey, Jen, and Abby all find themselves stuck at Capeside High for an eight-hour Saturday detention.
02:24:52.000 --> 02:24:58.399
Bored and increasingly irritated with each other, they decide to pass the time by playing Truth or Dare.
02:24:59.600 --> 02:25:00.799
Kingify It.
02:25:01.600 --> 02:25:03.200
Kingify Truth or Dare.
02:25:03.360 --> 02:25:08.799
Yeah, what happens next to make this fitting of a Stephen King story?
02:25:09.120 --> 02:25:09.280
Okay.
02:25:10.000 --> 02:25:16.000
Well, I think they take one of their other students that they don't like.
02:25:16.159 --> 02:25:16.559
Uh-huh.
02:25:17.360 --> 02:25:18.399
Tie him down.
02:25:19.920 --> 02:25:21.920
And break their ankles with a sledgehammer.
02:25:22.479 --> 02:25:24.000
Oh, I like that.
02:25:24.239 --> 02:25:25.120
I like it.
02:25:25.280 --> 02:25:25.600
Yeah.
02:25:25.920 --> 02:25:28.399
That is Saturday detention written all over.
02:25:28.719 --> 02:25:28.879
Yeah.
02:25:28.959 --> 02:25:32.639
And then they then they make it like a trail of like peanut butter crackers.
02:25:32.799 --> 02:25:33.120
Uh huh.
02:25:33.280 --> 02:25:36.559
And have this person with a broken ankles try and walk out.
02:25:37.120 --> 02:25:37.600
Oh man.
02:25:37.840 --> 02:25:39.680
And and find their lunch.
02:25:39.920 --> 02:25:40.479
Uh-huh.
02:25:41.120 --> 02:25:41.520
Yeah.
02:25:41.680 --> 02:25:42.159
I don't know.
02:25:42.959 --> 02:25:44.239
I like that so much.
02:25:44.879 --> 02:25:45.200
Okay.
02:25:45.600 --> 02:25:46.959
It sounds it sounds like misery.
02:25:47.120 --> 02:25:47.280
Yeah.
02:25:47.360 --> 02:25:48.399
Yeah, that'd be miserable.
02:25:50.159 --> 02:25:53.360
It sounds miserable, but I don't think I've ever heard that before.
02:25:53.520 --> 02:25:53.760
Yeah.
02:25:54.159 --> 02:25:54.399
Yeah.
02:25:54.719 --> 02:25:55.920
Novel idea.
02:25:56.239 --> 02:25:56.879
Novel.
02:25:57.200 --> 02:25:57.760
All right.
02:25:58.319 --> 02:26:01.920
From season two, episode seven, The All-Nighter.
02:26:02.399 --> 02:26:05.360
The night before a big English midterm.
02:26:05.760 --> 02:26:13.600
Dawson, Joey, Pacey, Andy, Jen, and Chris gather at Chris's house for an all-night cram session.
02:26:13.840 --> 02:26:26.479
Studying quickly gives way to distractions, and someone produces a magazine purity test that begins revealing things about the group that some of them would probably prefer remain secret.
02:26:27.680 --> 02:26:28.719
King of Fiet.
02:26:29.200 --> 02:26:35.360
So I kind of feel like at that point you're you're looking at some serious truth.
02:26:35.600 --> 02:26:35.920
Right?
02:26:36.079 --> 02:26:36.559
Yeah.
02:26:37.680 --> 02:26:44.399
And maybe those serious truths start coming into life.
02:26:46.479 --> 02:26:57.440
I'm gonna say that maybe Joey gets a little embarrassed, a little hurt, a little squeamish, a little embarrassed, and she starts getting angsty.
02:26:58.399 --> 02:26:59.520
Lots of anxiety.
02:26:59.920 --> 02:27:03.040
And all of a sudden, lights in the room start exploding.
02:27:03.200 --> 02:27:03.760
Oh no.
02:27:03.920 --> 02:27:04.239
Oh.
02:27:04.799 --> 02:27:07.840
And then all of a sudden, the Pacey.
02:27:08.159 --> 02:27:09.760
His head explodes.
02:27:10.000 --> 02:27:10.319
Oh.
02:27:10.559 --> 02:27:11.920
All over Jim.
02:27:12.239 --> 02:27:12.799
I thought you were gonna do it.
02:27:12.879 --> 02:27:13.520
And Dawson.
02:27:19.440 --> 02:27:20.559
Telekinesis, Kyle.
02:27:20.719 --> 02:27:21.360
Telekinesis.
02:27:22.159 --> 02:27:23.920
It's mine bullets.
02:27:25.920 --> 02:27:27.920
It's telekinesis, Kyle.
02:27:28.159 --> 02:27:29.520
We could shoot a yak!
02:27:29.920 --> 02:27:31.760
From 500 miles away.
02:27:32.079 --> 02:27:32.879
Five hundred meters?
02:27:33.200 --> 02:27:34.000
Five hundred yards.
02:27:34.319 --> 02:27:34.559
Yards.
02:27:34.799 --> 02:27:35.280
With mine.
02:27:35.760 --> 02:27:36.879
With mine bullets.
02:27:37.440 --> 02:27:38.079
Anyway.
02:27:38.319 --> 02:27:38.879
Yeah.
02:27:39.120 --> 02:27:39.440
Okay.
02:27:39.760 --> 02:27:42.479
So yeah, I think we're gonna bring some telekinesis into this bitch.
02:27:42.639 --> 02:27:42.879
Alright.
02:27:43.120 --> 02:27:43.920
Where do you go, Kyle?
02:27:44.079 --> 02:27:44.639
I like it.
02:27:44.799 --> 02:27:45.120
Okay.
02:27:46.319 --> 02:27:48.799
From season three, episode seven.
02:27:49.120 --> 02:27:50.719
Escape from which island.
02:27:50.879 --> 02:27:51.120
Oh.
02:27:51.600 --> 02:27:53.200
For a history class project.
02:27:53.440 --> 02:27:59.440
Dawson recruits Joey, Pacey, and Jen to travel with him to you guessed it.
02:27:59.680 --> 02:28:00.799
Which island?
02:28:01.200 --> 02:28:01.600
Oh shit.
02:28:02.000 --> 02:28:02.799
Which remote location?
02:28:03.200 --> 02:28:03.600
Wait, wait.
02:28:03.920 --> 02:28:04.559
Which island?
02:28:04.639 --> 02:28:04.959
Yeah.
02:28:06.479 --> 02:28:07.440
Which island?
02:28:07.680 --> 02:28:08.159
Which island?
02:28:08.319 --> 02:28:08.399
Yeah.
02:28:08.479 --> 02:28:08.799
The island.
02:28:09.120 --> 02:28:09.360
Seth.
02:28:09.520 --> 02:28:14.079
No, which island are you talking about?
02:28:14.959 --> 02:28:16.559
The third one on the left.
02:28:17.040 --> 02:28:17.600
Which island?
02:28:17.760 --> 02:28:18.000
Yeah.
02:28:18.879 --> 02:28:20.079
The one with the witches.
02:28:20.559 --> 02:28:20.719
Oh.
02:28:21.280 --> 02:28:21.840
Witches island.
02:28:21.920 --> 02:28:22.799
Oh, so it's witches.
02:28:23.200 --> 02:28:23.920
Not which island.
02:28:24.159 --> 02:28:24.399
Right.
02:28:24.799 --> 02:28:25.760
But which island?
02:28:26.399 --> 02:28:26.719
Island.
02:28:27.040 --> 02:28:27.280
Okay.
02:28:27.520 --> 02:28:30.879
Well, it's a ro remote location with a dark history.
02:28:31.360 --> 02:28:40.879
They're there to make a documentary about a group of women who were accused of witchcraft and supposedly killed on the island centuries earlier.
02:28:41.680 --> 02:28:42.799
King of Viat.
02:28:43.520 --> 02:28:45.280
Can I just ask first and foremost?
02:28:45.600 --> 02:28:46.559
Was this a real?
02:28:49.920 --> 02:28:50.239
Yeah.
02:28:50.959 --> 02:28:55.760
I would assume that all of them find brooms.
02:28:57.520 --> 02:28:59.920
And they just kind of cruise around on them for a bit.
02:29:00.079 --> 02:29:04.079
Well, I think each broom has a specific power to it.
02:29:04.239 --> 02:29:04.639
Yeah.
02:29:04.879 --> 02:29:06.000
One broom can fly.
02:29:06.239 --> 02:29:07.680
That sounds very pottery.
02:29:07.840 --> 02:29:08.159
Yeah.
02:29:08.319 --> 02:29:10.799
But not all the brooms have the same power.
02:29:12.000 --> 02:29:14.879
One broom can maneuver time.
02:29:15.280 --> 02:29:16.959
And one just sweeps.
02:29:17.200 --> 02:29:17.840
Yeah.
02:29:18.479 --> 02:29:19.600
And one can clean.
02:29:20.879 --> 02:29:22.879
Yeah, one can clean really, really well.
02:29:23.520 --> 02:29:24.959
Gets in the corners and everything.
02:29:25.120 --> 02:29:26.319
What was his name?
02:29:26.559 --> 02:29:28.239
Not Dawson, but the other guy.
02:29:28.399 --> 02:29:28.959
Pacey.
02:29:29.040 --> 02:29:30.319
That's Pacey's broom.
02:29:30.479 --> 02:29:31.680
He just sweeps.
02:29:31.920 --> 02:29:32.239
Yeah.
02:29:32.479 --> 02:29:34.559
He gets blisters on his hands.
02:29:34.879 --> 02:29:35.280
Ow.
02:29:36.159 --> 02:29:38.879
Use your broom's power to clean up the place.
02:29:39.200 --> 02:29:43.040
It's hard to do things from season four.
02:29:43.440 --> 02:29:44.879
He cut us off real quick.
02:29:45.440 --> 02:29:46.239
Episode three.
02:29:46.319 --> 02:29:46.799
Yeah.
02:29:47.280 --> 02:29:49.360
Two gentlemen of Capeside.
02:29:49.600 --> 02:29:56.239
Pacey tanks his sailboat out for w out with Jen for what should be a routine day on the water.
02:29:56.399 --> 02:30:02.719
Then a powerful storm rolls into Capeside, leaving the two of them trapped at sea.
02:30:03.520 --> 02:30:04.799
King of Viad.
02:30:08.079 --> 02:30:08.559
Rape.
02:30:09.920 --> 02:30:10.799
Oh my god.
02:30:11.200 --> 02:30:21.840
Well, I think I think one of them stabs themselves and throws themselves overboard.
02:30:22.079 --> 02:30:22.399
Ooh.
02:30:22.879 --> 02:30:25.520
Knowing that they're an exquisite swimmer.
02:30:26.799 --> 02:30:33.120
So leaving a trail of blood on the boat framing the other person for murder.
02:30:36.319 --> 02:30:36.559
Yeah.
02:30:36.799 --> 02:30:45.920
So when the the squall is over and the boat returns to harbor with only one passenger, the authorities are called.
02:30:46.719 --> 02:30:49.440
And they think it's the other passenger.
02:30:50.159 --> 02:30:51.840
Yeah, they think the other one's dead.
02:30:52.079 --> 02:30:52.639
Oh my god.
02:30:52.879 --> 02:30:58.479
So he gets incarcerated for murder and then breaks through the wall of the prison.
02:31:00.159 --> 02:31:03.360
And is sent to Oh Shank.
02:31:06.719 --> 02:31:10.719
Alright, from season three, episode 20, the longest day.
02:31:10.959 --> 02:31:11.440
Oh no.
02:31:11.760 --> 02:31:20.319
Joey and Pacey have secretly developed feelings for one another and have reached the point where they know they have to tell Dawson.
02:31:20.479 --> 02:31:29.200
Over the course of one increasingly complicated day, they repeatedly try to find the right moment to reveal the truth.
02:31:32.879 --> 02:31:38.719
So they both know how much everyone hates long days.
02:31:40.799 --> 02:31:42.079
The longest.
02:31:42.399 --> 02:31:44.879
And this is the longest day.
02:31:45.360 --> 02:31:47.600
So it's extra hated.
02:31:49.440 --> 02:31:51.840
I think maybe she's pregnant.
02:31:52.399 --> 02:31:52.959
Ooh.
02:31:53.600 --> 02:31:56.000
That would probably be the easiest way to tell him.
02:31:56.239 --> 02:31:57.360
With a demon baby.
02:31:57.760 --> 02:32:00.239
Oh shit, that's the hardest way to tell him.
02:32:00.399 --> 02:32:00.799
Mm-hmm.
02:32:00.959 --> 02:32:01.360
Uh-huh.
02:32:01.600 --> 02:32:05.920
Yeah, and so it it matures much quicker since it's a demon baby.
02:32:07.120 --> 02:32:09.600
And it pops out of her stomach.
02:32:10.000 --> 02:32:15.840
Do you think maybe that's the like Achilles slashing baby?
02:32:16.079 --> 02:32:16.479
Right?
02:32:16.719 --> 02:32:17.520
It could do that.
02:32:17.680 --> 02:32:17.840
Yeah.
02:32:18.159 --> 02:32:18.959
To Dawson.
02:32:19.280 --> 02:32:19.680
Mm-hmm.
02:32:20.479 --> 02:32:28.319
And so the demon, you don't have to tell him about their love because the demon baby goes to kill him.
02:32:28.639 --> 02:32:30.559
And they were like, oh, pregnancy test.
02:32:30.639 --> 02:32:31.680
Oh my god, I'm pregnant.
02:32:31.760 --> 02:32:33.600
And it was like, I'm out, here I go.
02:32:33.840 --> 02:32:34.399
Fuck you.
02:32:34.719 --> 02:32:36.719
Dawson, I'm gonna go cut your Achilles.
02:32:36.879 --> 02:32:37.280
Yeah, yeah.
02:32:37.360 --> 02:32:38.719
You don't have to worry about a thing.
02:32:38.799 --> 02:32:39.760
I'll take care of it.
02:32:40.079 --> 02:32:40.559
Who's got it?
02:32:40.719 --> 02:32:42.959
Who's got a pack of cigarettes for me over here?
02:32:43.280 --> 02:32:43.520
Right?
02:32:43.840 --> 02:32:46.159
Demon baby just born needs cigarettes.
02:32:47.360 --> 02:32:51.600
I need a six-pack of fireball and a pack of Smoky Joe's.
02:32:53.040 --> 02:32:54.879
I'll find a scalpel on my way.
02:32:55.680 --> 02:32:57.760
I love the fireball in there.
02:32:58.959 --> 02:33:00.879
Dawson's got no more Achilles.
02:33:02.319 --> 02:33:03.520
And we're hammered.
02:33:04.000 --> 02:33:05.200
Smoking sticks.
02:33:05.360 --> 02:33:06.159
Let's go.
02:33:07.280 --> 02:33:07.680
Alright.
02:33:08.000 --> 02:33:09.680
Hammered demon, baby.
02:33:10.079 --> 02:33:15.360
From season five, episode 15, Downtown Crossing.
02:33:15.520 --> 02:33:16.000
Oh no.
02:33:16.319 --> 02:33:23.440
On a cold night in Boston, Joey stops at an ATM on her way across town.
02:33:23.600 --> 02:33:29.120
She notices a stranger nearby asking for money and refuses him.
02:33:29.280 --> 02:33:37.440
A short time later, the man approaches her again, this time with a gun, and demands her money and belongings.
02:33:37.840 --> 02:33:47.680
Moments after robbing her, however, the man is struck by a passing car and left injured in the street.
02:33:48.399 --> 02:33:49.520
This is for real.
02:33:53.600 --> 02:33:55.280
Jesus fucking Christ.
02:33:55.840 --> 02:33:56.159
Okay.
02:33:57.840 --> 02:33:59.760
I mean, she should have just gave money in the
02:34:00.159 --> 02:34:00.559
First place.
02:34:00.799 --> 02:34:01.280
Yeah, okay.
02:34:01.360 --> 02:34:02.799
So I here's what I'm going with.
02:34:02.959 --> 02:34:03.280
Yeah.
02:34:03.440 --> 02:34:04.719
So she's got a dead body.
02:34:04.799 --> 02:34:05.200
Uh-huh.
02:34:05.440 --> 02:34:07.120
Probably feels a little guilty about this whole thing.
02:34:07.360 --> 02:34:08.239
Does she eat it?
02:34:08.399 --> 02:34:08.639
No.
02:34:08.879 --> 02:34:09.840
To hide the evidence?
02:34:10.000 --> 02:34:12.639
She takes it to an old Indian burial ground.
02:34:13.040 --> 02:34:13.360
Okay.
02:34:13.840 --> 02:34:14.559
Buries it.
02:34:15.600 --> 02:34:17.280
And then it comes back to life.
02:34:17.520 --> 02:34:18.319
Pet cemeteries.
02:34:18.879 --> 02:34:21.120
Even more murderous than before.
02:34:24.159 --> 02:34:26.159
Talk about your all-time backfires.
02:34:30.799 --> 02:34:31.680
God damn it.
02:34:34.079 --> 02:34:34.959
That's a good one.
02:34:35.120 --> 02:34:37.360
I'm gonna fight you all over again.
02:34:37.760 --> 02:34:38.959
Son of a bitch.
02:34:39.280 --> 02:34:40.000
Last one.
02:34:40.159 --> 02:34:40.479
Okay.
02:34:41.200 --> 02:34:43.040
Season six, episode 15.
02:34:43.280 --> 02:34:44.399
Castaways.
02:34:44.639 --> 02:34:49.440
On their way home from a business party, Joey and Pacey stop at a Kmart.
02:34:49.680 --> 02:34:59.600
They don't realize the store is closing until it's too late and accidentally find themselves locked inside the enormous, completely empty store overnight.
02:34:59.760 --> 02:35:06.079
With no apparent way out, the former couple settles in for a long night together.
02:35:06.399 --> 02:35:07.520
Two things first.
02:35:07.760 --> 02:35:08.719
King of Fire.
02:35:09.200 --> 02:35:10.159
Two things first.
02:35:10.319 --> 02:35:10.959
Yeah.
02:35:11.840 --> 02:35:13.280
Business party.
02:35:14.959 --> 02:35:17.200
What kind of business are they doing?
02:35:17.440 --> 02:35:22.479
And then also, when was the last time you ever saw a fucking Kmart?
02:35:22.719 --> 02:35:24.559
Well, they w they went on a business.
02:35:24.799 --> 02:35:26.239
A long ass time ago.
02:35:26.479 --> 02:35:28.559
But back then, Kmart was still a thing.
02:35:28.799 --> 02:35:30.399
There used to be one here in town.
02:35:30.639 --> 02:35:33.680
Okay, so I think the mannequins come to life.
02:35:34.000 --> 02:35:34.479
Ooh.
02:35:36.239 --> 02:35:37.920
But do they really come to life?
02:35:38.319 --> 02:35:39.120
So okay.
02:35:39.920 --> 02:35:45.040
Do they come to life to like hurt people or are they just going to the business party?
02:35:46.959 --> 02:35:58.639
No, the mannequins are jealous of the humans that are in the store because they can be alive 24 hours, where the mannequins are only alive when the lights go out.
02:35:58.959 --> 02:35:59.280
Okay.
02:36:00.239 --> 02:36:06.399
So they try to murder the humans.
02:36:08.959 --> 02:36:09.280
Okay.
02:36:09.680 --> 02:36:13.120
But also the mannequins are like way more fashionable than humans.
02:36:13.680 --> 02:36:15.360
Oh, they're incredibly fashionable.
02:36:15.600 --> 02:36:18.559
With, I mean, as much as you can be with Kmart clothing.
02:36:21.120 --> 02:36:22.559
You're not wrong.
02:36:24.000 --> 02:36:25.920
I got some Joe Boxer going.
02:36:26.159 --> 02:36:26.479
Yeah.
02:36:26.959 --> 02:36:28.559
Joe Boxer.
02:36:29.040 --> 02:36:33.360
Holy shit, I haven't heard that in fucking years and years.
02:36:33.680 --> 02:36:34.000
Okay.
02:36:36.479 --> 02:36:39.840
I'm still so hung up on business party.
02:36:40.799 --> 02:36:43.280
Was that the like description of the show?
02:36:43.520 --> 02:36:43.920
Yeah.
02:36:44.239 --> 02:36:45.280
Business party.
02:36:45.520 --> 02:36:47.040
What business are they doing?
02:36:47.200 --> 02:36:47.760
I don't know.
02:36:47.920 --> 02:36:48.879
I didn't watch the show.
02:36:49.200 --> 02:36:50.319
What is the synopsis?
02:36:50.639 --> 02:36:51.680
What are they doing, Seth?
02:36:51.920 --> 02:36:54.799
You know, maybe this business?
02:36:55.120 --> 02:36:56.159
Let's talk about that.
02:36:56.559 --> 02:36:58.000
Maybe get in some shit with that.
02:36:58.239 --> 02:37:02.239
Maybe they save themselves with accurate accounting.
02:37:02.479 --> 02:37:03.200
Well, we don't know.
02:37:03.360 --> 02:37:03.680
Okay.
02:37:05.200 --> 02:37:09.120
They we don't know where this business party was.
02:37:09.920 --> 02:37:12.319
Maybe it was in Derry, Maine.
02:37:13.680 --> 02:37:15.120
The home of Pennywise.
02:37:16.319 --> 02:37:17.360
Business parties?
02:37:17.520 --> 02:37:17.760
Yeah.
02:37:17.920 --> 02:37:19.360
You're gonna do business.
02:37:21.920 --> 02:37:23.600
You're gonna do some business.
02:37:23.840 --> 02:37:25.760
They go to the balloon section.
02:37:28.959 --> 02:37:30.799
I'm gonna grab your arm and wave it.
02:37:31.280 --> 02:37:33.280
One of the mannequins loses an arm.
02:37:33.520 --> 02:37:33.680
Hi.
02:37:34.639 --> 02:37:37.200
Yeah, and they wave to the rest of the mannequins with that.
02:37:37.760 --> 02:37:38.639
The severed arm.
02:37:38.879 --> 02:37:41.040
Seth is upset with us.
02:37:44.159 --> 02:37:45.520
I think we did pretty good there.
02:37:45.680 --> 02:37:46.159
I don't know.
02:37:46.399 --> 02:37:46.959
Do you?
02:37:47.200 --> 02:37:47.440
No.
02:37:47.600 --> 02:37:48.639
Alright, then tell you what.
02:37:48.719 --> 02:37:48.879
Okay.
02:37:49.040 --> 02:37:50.799
If you feel like you did good, yeah.
02:37:51.360 --> 02:37:53.280
Oh the reggies are here!
02:37:54.319 --> 02:37:54.959
You know what?
02:37:55.040 --> 02:37:58.479
I'd always feel so much better when the reggies say hey.
02:37:59.120 --> 02:37:59.440
Yeah.
02:37:59.680 --> 02:38:00.559
It makes me feel good.
02:38:00.719 --> 02:38:02.319
They don't say hey to you a lot, do they?
02:38:02.479 --> 02:38:03.120
They don't.
02:38:03.600 --> 02:38:04.879
They sure don't.
02:38:05.200 --> 02:38:06.239
Well, there you have it.
02:38:06.399 --> 02:38:13.520
Turns out all Dawson's Creek really needed was a little teenage angst, a little more supernatural evil, and significantly more blood.
02:38:13.840 --> 02:38:15.600
I never watched Dawson's Creek.
02:38:15.840 --> 02:38:16.479
I didn't either.
02:38:16.719 --> 02:38:17.360
I didn't either.
02:38:17.440 --> 02:38:18.639
I never saw it.
02:38:21.520 --> 02:38:23.360
But I never made time to watch.
02:38:23.920 --> 02:38:24.319
Yeah.
02:38:24.639 --> 02:38:26.239
So, at any rate.
02:38:26.479 --> 02:38:27.120
That's been.
02:38:27.280 --> 02:38:29.040
I was more of a 902 and old guy.
02:38:29.200 --> 02:38:30.000
Hell yeah.
02:38:30.799 --> 02:38:34.079
Remember the episode where that guy shot himself while he was Tyrell and the gun?
02:38:34.399 --> 02:38:34.799
Yeah, yeah.
02:38:35.040 --> 02:38:35.200
Yeah.
02:38:35.360 --> 02:38:36.639
It was a very special episode.
02:38:36.879 --> 02:38:38.319
It was a very special episode.
02:38:38.559 --> 02:38:39.440
But that's been.
02:38:39.600 --> 02:38:43.680
I don't want to wait for this game to be over.
02:38:44.559 --> 02:38:48.079
I want to know right now who be.
02:38:50.159 --> 02:38:51.200
That was awful.
02:38:51.360 --> 02:38:52.000
It was so good.
02:38:54.000 --> 02:38:55.120
We just move on.
02:38:55.360 --> 02:38:55.520
Okay.
02:38:55.840 --> 02:38:55.920
Yeah.
02:38:56.079 --> 02:38:57.360
Oh, we pick some poison.
02:38:57.680 --> 02:38:58.639
I like picking poison.
02:38:58.879 --> 02:38:59.280
I do too.
02:38:59.360 --> 02:39:01.920
Picking poison is so much easier than all the other stuff we have to do.
02:39:02.159 --> 02:39:03.680
I have a feeling I'm going to pick everything else.
02:39:03.840 --> 02:39:06.000
You're going to pick all the worst stuff.
02:39:06.319 --> 02:39:09.280
Alright, let's start off as we always do with movies from the same year.
02:39:09.360 --> 02:39:09.440
Yeah.
02:39:09.600 --> 02:39:10.319
1986.
02:39:10.399 --> 02:39:12.879
Would you rather watch Maximum Overdrive or Aliens?
02:39:13.040 --> 02:39:14.319
Aliens Aliens.
02:39:15.440 --> 02:39:16.319
Aliens.
02:39:16.559 --> 02:39:16.959
100%.
02:39:17.440 --> 02:39:19.520
Maximum Overdrive or Stand By Me.
02:39:19.920 --> 02:39:21.040
I'm going to watch Stand By Me.
02:39:21.280 --> 02:39:21.920
Stand by Me.
02:39:22.239 --> 02:39:23.520
Maximum Overdrive.
02:39:23.680 --> 02:39:24.239
Ew, why?
02:39:24.479 --> 02:39:24.959
Okay, hold on.
02:39:25.600 --> 02:39:26.479
Stand by Me is.
02:39:26.959 --> 02:39:28.879
Why do you hate Stand By Me so much?
02:39:29.200 --> 02:39:30.159
So overrated.
02:39:30.319 --> 02:39:31.360
Why do you hate it though?
02:39:31.600 --> 02:39:32.319
So overrated.
02:39:32.479 --> 02:39:32.959
No, no, no.
02:39:33.120 --> 02:39:33.920
Overrated as well.
02:39:34.159 --> 02:39:34.799
Why crap?
02:39:35.120 --> 02:39:36.159
Do you hate it so?
02:39:36.559 --> 02:39:36.879
Why?
02:39:37.040 --> 02:39:38.959
Because I never see the dead body.
02:39:39.280 --> 02:39:39.600
Okay.
02:39:39.920 --> 02:39:41.360
I want to see some dead Deke.
02:39:41.520 --> 02:39:42.159
Oh my god.
02:39:42.399 --> 02:39:43.280
Some dead dick?
02:39:43.680 --> 02:39:44.959
Deke! Deke?
02:39:45.120 --> 02:39:45.680
Yeah.
02:39:46.000 --> 02:39:50.639
Isn't the kid who played Deke the same kid who died in Stand By Me?
02:39:51.360 --> 02:39:52.000
Was he?
02:39:52.159 --> 02:39:52.559
I don't.
02:39:53.120 --> 02:39:53.760
Maybe.
02:39:54.000 --> 02:39:54.959
I don't know.
02:39:55.920 --> 02:40:01.600
There's supposed to be a brother, but maybe there was a So your problem with Stand By Me is you never saw the dead person?
02:40:01.920 --> 02:40:02.159
Yep.
02:40:02.319 --> 02:40:03.920
I never got closure on that movie.
02:40:04.239 --> 02:40:04.559
Okay.
02:40:04.799 --> 02:40:05.440
Alright, good enough.
02:40:05.680 --> 02:40:07.520
Maximum Overdrive or Ferris Bueller's Day Off.
02:40:07.600 --> 02:40:08.399
Ferris Buller's Day.
02:40:08.559 --> 02:40:09.360
Fairless Ferris.
02:40:09.760 --> 02:40:10.559
Fairless?
02:40:11.440 --> 02:40:13.760
Fearless! Fearless Beeless.
02:40:14.079 --> 02:40:16.159
Maximum Overdrive or Top Gun.
02:40:16.319 --> 02:40:16.719
Top True.
02:40:17.040 --> 02:40:17.520
Top Gun.
02:40:17.840 --> 02:40:19.040
I'm gonna go top gun, yeah.
02:40:19.200 --> 02:40:21.760
Maximum Overdrive or Big Trouble in Little China.
02:40:22.079 --> 02:40:23.440
Never saw Big Trouble in the Uh.
02:40:23.600 --> 02:40:24.879
Maximum Overdrive.
02:40:25.120 --> 02:40:27.680
I've God, I don't know the last time I saw Big Trouble in Little China.
02:40:28.879 --> 02:40:29.680
I walked out of that movie.
02:40:29.840 --> 02:40:30.000
Yeah.
02:40:30.319 --> 02:40:30.879
Did you really?
02:40:31.360 --> 02:40:34.239
I'm gonna go Big Trouble just because you walked out of that.
02:40:34.959 --> 02:40:35.840
It's terrible.
02:40:36.079 --> 02:40:39.040
Alright, uh, let's talk about some other Stephen King adaptations.
02:40:39.200 --> 02:40:41.120
Maximum Overdrive or Cujo.
02:40:41.840 --> 02:40:43.120
I never saw Cujo.
02:40:43.280 --> 02:40:44.239
Oh, Cujo's good.
02:40:44.399 --> 02:40:45.280
Someone go Cujo.
02:40:45.440 --> 02:40:46.159
I'll go Kujo.
02:40:46.319 --> 02:40:47.120
Yeah, why not?
02:40:47.360 --> 02:40:49.360
Maximum Overdrive or The Running Man.
02:40:49.600 --> 02:40:51.280
Oh, Running Man is awesome.
02:40:51.600 --> 02:40:52.399
I never saw it.
02:40:52.559 --> 02:40:52.799
Oh.
02:40:53.040 --> 02:40:54.000
We gotta pick that one.
02:40:54.079 --> 02:40:54.559
Yep.
02:40:54.799 --> 02:40:55.920
It's on my short list.
02:40:56.079 --> 02:40:56.639
Yeah.
02:40:56.879 --> 02:40:58.799
It's on my long list now.
02:40:59.440 --> 02:41:01.520
Maximum Overdrive or Pet Cemetery.
02:41:01.760 --> 02:41:02.239
Pet Cemetery.
02:41:03.920 --> 02:41:06.479
Maximum Overdrive or Firestarter.
02:41:07.840 --> 02:41:09.920
God, I feel like I've seen Firestarter.
02:41:10.319 --> 02:41:10.719
The song?
02:41:10.959 --> 02:41:12.159
And the Firestarter.
02:41:14.879 --> 02:41:16.959
I feel like I've seen it, but I would watch it again.
02:41:17.120 --> 02:41:18.079
I'll go with Firestarter.
02:41:18.239 --> 02:41:19.440
I'll take a Maximum Stable Drive.
02:41:19.680 --> 02:41:20.399
Take another stab.
02:41:20.799 --> 02:41:22.879
Maximum Overdrive or The Shining.
02:41:23.120 --> 02:41:23.760
Oh, Shining.
02:41:24.079 --> 02:41:24.319
Shining.
02:41:24.399 --> 02:41:24.959
Yeah, the Shining.
02:41:25.040 --> 02:41:25.440
100%.
02:41:26.479 --> 02:41:28.879
Let's talk about some other movies with machines out of control.
02:41:28.959 --> 02:41:31.360
Would you rather watch Maximum Overdrive or The Terminator?
02:41:31.520 --> 02:41:32.399
Oh, Terminator.
02:41:32.879 --> 02:41:33.760
Terminator.
02:41:34.159 --> 02:41:36.239
Maximum Overdrive or War Games.
02:41:37.200 --> 02:41:39.680
War Games was actually kind of boring.
02:41:39.920 --> 02:41:41.760
I think I'll go Maxim Overdrive in that one.
02:41:41.840 --> 02:41:42.559
Yeah, me too.
02:41:42.799 --> 02:41:44.399
I've not seen War Games.
02:41:44.799 --> 02:41:47.280
Do you want to play a game?
02:41:48.559 --> 02:41:49.200
Wait.
02:41:50.719 --> 02:41:52.639
Isn't that uh Matthew Broderick?
02:41:52.719 --> 02:41:52.959
Yeah.
02:41:53.280 --> 02:41:53.440
No.
02:41:53.840 --> 02:41:55.040
Do you want to play a game?
02:41:55.200 --> 02:41:56.719
Is that some War Games?
02:41:56.959 --> 02:41:57.760
Is it War Games?
02:41:57.840 --> 02:41:58.000
Yeah.
02:41:58.159 --> 02:41:58.799
I thought it was.
02:42:00.319 --> 02:42:01.520
I don't know what you're talking about.
02:42:01.840 --> 02:42:03.200
I want to play a game.
02:42:03.600 --> 02:42:04.879
I don't know what you're talking about.
02:42:05.440 --> 02:42:06.079
Saw.
02:42:06.399 --> 02:42:07.520
Oh! Yeah.
02:42:07.840 --> 02:42:09.840
That it's in there too, but no, this is not.
02:42:11.520 --> 02:42:12.959
It's a computer saying it.
02:42:14.000 --> 02:42:15.680
War game sounds stupid.
02:42:16.639 --> 02:42:17.040
Alright.
02:42:17.280 --> 02:42:19.200
Maximum overdriver, Christine.
02:42:19.840 --> 02:42:21.360
I have never seen Christine.
02:42:21.440 --> 02:42:22.559
I have no idea what it is.
02:42:23.120 --> 02:42:24.159
Car gone wild.
02:42:24.319 --> 02:42:25.440
The car gone wild.
02:42:25.840 --> 02:42:26.079
Car?
02:42:26.319 --> 02:42:26.559
Yeah.
02:42:26.799 --> 02:42:27.200
I'm gonna go.
02:42:27.920 --> 02:42:32.000
I'm gonna pick Christine because at least a car seems more mobile than a semi-truck.
02:42:32.639 --> 02:42:36.319
I'm gonna stick with I'm gonna go maximum overdrive just because it was funnier.
02:42:36.479 --> 02:42:39.120
Alright, Max Overdrive or i Robot.
02:42:40.159 --> 02:42:41.120
Will smooth.
02:42:41.520 --> 02:42:43.120
I'm anti-anything Will Smith these days.
02:42:43.360 --> 02:42:44.719
So I'm gonna go Maximum Overdrive for a while.
02:42:45.520 --> 02:42:45.840
I agree.
02:42:46.000 --> 02:42:48.559
Uh Maximum Overdrive or The Matrix.
02:42:48.879 --> 02:42:49.520
Matrix.
02:42:49.760 --> 02:42:50.479
Matrix.
02:42:50.719 --> 02:42:53.280
I'll go Matrix, but I didn't love it.
02:42:54.319 --> 02:42:58.239
Alright, and movies where you're trapped somewhere you really don't want to be.
02:42:58.319 --> 02:43:01.040
Would you rather watch Maximum Overdrive or The Mist?
02:43:01.680 --> 02:43:02.719
Oh The Mist.
02:43:03.280 --> 02:43:03.680
Yeah.
02:43:05.120 --> 02:43:06.799
Which is also another Stephen King.
02:43:07.920 --> 02:43:09.360
I've not seen The Mist.
02:43:09.600 --> 02:43:09.760
Okay.
02:43:11.360 --> 02:43:12.159
Do you know the ending?
02:43:12.319 --> 02:43:12.559
No.
02:43:12.719 --> 02:43:13.840
Oh, you gotta watch it.
02:43:14.000 --> 02:43:16.239
I've not seen it, so how could I know the ending?
02:43:16.479 --> 02:43:17.920
Well, because of pop culture.
02:43:19.280 --> 02:43:20.799
He doesn't pay attention to pop culture.
02:43:20.959 --> 02:43:21.920
No, I have no idea.
02:43:22.559 --> 02:43:23.120
Watch the mist.
02:43:23.200 --> 02:43:24.879
I'm not cultured in pop culture.
02:43:25.120 --> 02:43:27.920
Maximum Overdrive or Dawn of the Dead.
02:43:28.079 --> 02:43:28.719
Dawn of the Dead.
02:43:29.040 --> 02:43:29.920
Dawn of the Dead's fun.
02:43:30.079 --> 02:43:32.719
How about Maximum Overdrive or from Dust Till Dawn?
02:43:32.959 --> 02:43:33.760
Dust till Dawn.
02:43:33.840 --> 02:43:35.680
Oh, so Mahayo.
02:43:35.920 --> 02:43:36.399
Are you kidding?
02:43:36.559 --> 02:43:37.360
Dust till Dawn.
02:43:37.520 --> 02:43:38.000
Oh, wait.
02:43:38.159 --> 02:43:39.040
It's a Tarantino.
02:43:39.760 --> 02:43:40.239
No, it's a Robert.
02:43:40.959 --> 02:43:41.360
Wait, wait, wait.
02:43:41.600 --> 02:43:42.159
Wait, wait.
02:43:43.760 --> 02:43:44.639
That's Tarantino.
02:43:45.200 --> 02:43:45.920
Fuck, I know.
02:43:47.600 --> 02:43:48.959
I know he's tangential to it.
02:43:49.040 --> 02:43:50.159
I know he's in it.
02:43:50.479 --> 02:43:53.680
But I think it's more Robert Rodriguez than you hate Darry Trejo.
02:43:54.159 --> 02:43:55.760
Who's the guy with the gun on a scratch?
02:43:55.920 --> 02:43:56.559
Why do you hate it?
02:43:56.639 --> 02:43:57.200
Danny Trejo.
02:43:57.360 --> 02:43:57.440
Yeah.
02:43:57.520 --> 02:43:58.559
I don't want to get into that right now.
02:43:58.959 --> 02:44:01.840
I want to ask though, Maximum Overdrive or the Thing.
02:44:02.159 --> 02:44:04.239
I've never seen the thing, so I'll go the thing.
02:44:05.040 --> 02:44:06.239
The thing's pretty good.
02:44:06.479 --> 02:44:08.959
Uh Maximum Overdrive or Tremors.
02:44:09.680 --> 02:44:10.399
I'm gonna go Tremors.
02:44:10.639 --> 02:44:11.520
Oh, Tremors is fun.
02:44:11.760 --> 02:44:12.079
100%.
02:44:12.719 --> 02:44:13.520
Fully agree.
02:44:13.760 --> 02:44:16.239
And with that, we have picked our poison.
02:44:16.399 --> 02:44:23.040
Which means it's now time to pick the winner of the Bodiker Award.
02:44:26.239 --> 02:44:28.079
You are under a look at my notes.
02:44:28.319 --> 02:44:29.440
You have the right to remain safe.
02:44:31.280 --> 02:44:32.000
Fuck you.
02:44:32.559 --> 02:44:33.920
Guns, guns, guns.
02:44:34.000 --> 02:44:35.520
It's time to choose.
02:44:35.680 --> 02:44:39.200
Who stole the seat and live the fuse back?
02:44:39.760 --> 02:44:41.520
Oh, but just today.
02:44:42.000 --> 02:44:45.280
The butticker ward brings the bag.
02:44:51.200 --> 02:44:55.120
Not quite, but a winner.
02:44:56.879 --> 02:45:08.079
Well, if you're new to the show, each episode we choose one worthy recipient to receive this prestigious recognition in honor of one of our favorite cinematic characters, Clarence Bodiker from Robocop.
02:45:08.479 --> 02:45:17.520
It's not an award for the best actor or whoever was on the screen the most, but the character who we think brought the most to the movie.
02:45:18.000 --> 02:45:19.360
Brian! Yes.
02:45:19.600 --> 02:45:22.959
Who is your choice for this episode's Bodtiker Award?
02:45:23.120 --> 02:45:23.520
Tell me.
02:45:23.760 --> 02:45:28.239
In third place, I have the Green Goblin.
02:45:28.399 --> 02:45:28.799
Ooh.
02:45:29.600 --> 02:45:32.959
I think that truck had a character of its own.
02:45:33.280 --> 02:45:34.799
And so he's my third place.
02:45:34.959 --> 02:45:35.280
Okay.
02:45:35.600 --> 02:45:37.440
In second place, I've got Bill.
02:45:38.159 --> 02:45:38.559
Alright.
02:45:38.719 --> 02:45:45.520
Emilio Esteves was probably the best of the worst of the acting, and the character made sense, and he was okay.
02:45:45.680 --> 02:45:50.959
But my Bodiker award winner is Deke.
02:45:51.440 --> 02:45:53.440
Deke! Deke! I went with Deke.
02:45:53.760 --> 02:45:54.399
De Boy.
02:45:54.639 --> 02:45:57.120
He was like the only one with common sense in the whole damn show.
02:45:57.360 --> 02:45:57.680
Okay.
02:45:57.920 --> 02:45:58.479
Alright.
02:45:58.879 --> 02:45:59.760
Justin.
02:46:01.120 --> 02:46:01.760
Well.
02:46:03.440 --> 02:46:07.200
I nominate the Playtime truck.
02:46:08.159 --> 02:46:09.120
Oh yeah.
02:46:09.280 --> 02:46:10.319
The Green Goblin.
02:46:10.479 --> 02:46:11.360
The Green Goblin.
02:46:11.760 --> 02:46:13.200
It's got a Green Goblin face.
02:46:13.360 --> 02:46:14.559
It's running people down.
02:46:14.719 --> 02:46:18.959
It's literally telling everybody, it's playtime, bitches.
02:46:19.760 --> 02:46:21.440
Not one line spoken.
02:46:21.600 --> 02:46:24.479
But you knew exactly what this truck was saying.
02:46:26.799 --> 02:46:27.760
I like that.
02:46:28.159 --> 02:46:29.920
You know, Seth, what say you?
02:46:30.079 --> 02:46:32.000
Who's your vodka award winner?
02:46:32.319 --> 02:46:34.559
I'm surprised you would have picked the Green Goblin.
02:46:34.719 --> 02:46:34.959
Yeah.
02:46:35.120 --> 02:46:38.319
Because, you know, in Maxim Overdrive, machines don't talk.
02:46:38.559 --> 02:46:39.040
They don't.
02:46:39.520 --> 02:46:41.120
They don't even have personalities.
02:46:41.440 --> 02:46:41.920
Kinda.
02:46:42.479 --> 02:46:48.479
But somehow, those two facts alone make them an upgrade from the human cast in this goddamn room.
02:46:50.159 --> 02:46:54.639
Who I was pretty much actively rooting against from the entirety of this film.
02:46:55.040 --> 02:47:07.280
But then there's this badass motherfucker with his giant goblin face and glowing eyes, who, compared to the rest of these dolts, is practically oozing charisma.
02:47:07.520 --> 02:47:08.239
I love it.
02:47:08.479 --> 02:47:09.440
I love it.
02:47:09.920 --> 02:47:16.079
And as soon as this big rig goes rogue, we finally get something this film desperately needs.
02:47:16.399 --> 02:47:18.559
A recognizable villain.
02:47:18.799 --> 02:47:24.399
Although I'm honestly reluctant to call him that because a villain is typically someone you root against.
02:47:24.559 --> 02:47:35.840
But in this case, I would have been perfectly happy if he won Bill and his entire pack of truck stop rejects down, leaving them as nothing but a smear of blood and guts roasting in the North Carolina heat.
02:47:36.399 --> 02:47:38.079
Villain, hero.
02:47:38.319 --> 02:47:40.879
It's just a matter of perspective, after all.
02:47:41.120 --> 02:47:54.319
Regardless, the Green Goblin is a leader, and without his presence, its presence, this movie would just be a bunch of faceless, ignorant automatons and some murderous trucks.
02:47:55.440 --> 02:47:56.319
I love it.
02:47:56.559 --> 02:47:57.440
So yeah.
02:47:57.760 --> 02:47:58.879
I think we have a winner.
02:47:59.040 --> 02:48:00.079
The playtime truck.
02:48:00.239 --> 02:48:01.040
The playtime truck.
02:48:07.440 --> 02:48:07.920
Love it.
02:48:09.440 --> 02:48:10.079
Nice.
02:48:11.200 --> 02:48:12.639
Bitches leave.
02:48:12.959 --> 02:48:13.680
Bitches leave.
02:48:13.920 --> 02:48:18.959
When I said it was in third place on my list, you guys looked at me like I was crazy.
02:48:20.719 --> 02:48:21.440
That was awesome.
02:48:23.360 --> 02:48:23.840
Loved it.
02:48:24.079 --> 02:48:24.239
Yeah.
02:48:26.879 --> 02:48:28.319
We gotta pick our best beer of the night.
02:48:28.399 --> 02:48:29.040
Oh no.
02:48:29.760 --> 02:48:31.040
Who wants to start?
02:48:31.360 --> 02:48:32.559
You know how to go first.
02:48:32.719 --> 02:48:33.040
Okay.
02:48:36.959 --> 02:48:40.719
You guys know how I feel about pumpkin beers.
02:48:40.879 --> 02:48:41.520
I do.
02:48:41.920 --> 02:48:42.959
You're not alone.
02:48:43.200 --> 02:48:44.559
I brought the pumpkin beer.
02:48:44.639 --> 02:48:44.959
You did.
02:48:45.200 --> 02:48:45.600
I did.
02:48:45.840 --> 02:48:50.000
And I knew going into this that it was gonna be a third place beer.
02:48:50.319 --> 02:48:51.680
That's where it lies.
02:48:52.000 --> 02:48:52.959
Third place.
02:48:57.200 --> 02:48:58.479
The spotten?
02:49:00.239 --> 02:49:01.440
Spaten spaten?
02:49:04.000 --> 02:49:05.440
It's gonna be my second place.
02:49:05.520 --> 02:49:05.680
Yeah.
02:49:05.920 --> 02:49:06.719
It's good.
02:49:07.200 --> 02:49:08.079
I like it.
02:49:08.559 --> 02:49:13.120
It's but it's not my favorite Oktoberfest.
02:49:13.280 --> 02:49:13.920
Right.
02:49:15.760 --> 02:49:22.000
And as much heat that was brought from your beer set.
02:49:22.239 --> 02:49:22.559
Uh-huh.
02:49:22.799 --> 02:49:30.239
As much heat as the optimum triple IPA brought to the table.
02:49:30.559 --> 02:49:32.559
I am a sucker for hops.
02:49:33.200 --> 02:49:35.120
So that's gonna be my first place beer.
02:49:35.280 --> 02:49:37.680
Justin, I am completely in line with you.
02:49:37.840 --> 02:49:38.159
Yeah.
02:49:38.319 --> 02:49:41.200
Uh I lockstep 321.
02:49:41.760 --> 02:49:42.399
321.
02:49:42.639 --> 02:49:43.200
All right.
02:49:43.600 --> 02:49:44.879
It doesn't matter what you say.
02:49:45.120 --> 02:49:45.760
Doesn't matter what you say.
02:49:46.000 --> 02:49:46.719
But you can say it.
02:49:46.959 --> 02:49:47.520
That's not true.
02:49:47.680 --> 02:49:52.319
I will say we all agree in third place beer is the pumpkin beer.
02:49:52.559 --> 02:49:54.159
Pumpkins suck cocks.
02:49:55.120 --> 02:49:58.639
That vanilla pumpkin was diabetes in a bottle.
02:49:58.719 --> 02:50:01.280
It was or should I say diabetes.
02:50:01.520 --> 02:50:01.920
Diabetes.
02:50:02.639 --> 02:50:03.120
Diabetes.
02:50:03.360 --> 02:50:04.239
Diabetes.
02:50:05.280 --> 02:50:09.520
In second place, I have the Spotten Oktoberfest.
02:50:11.920 --> 02:50:16.399
It had a little hidden skunk to it that was just a bit off-putting to me.
02:50:16.639 --> 02:50:17.120
A little bit.
02:50:17.280 --> 02:50:24.079
And I've had better Octobers, and this doesn't even make the list as far as my favorite Oktoberfest.
02:50:25.520 --> 02:50:36.639
So by default, I'm gonna go with the Uber, Triple, Hop, Hot, Alcohol.
02:50:37.760 --> 02:50:42.559
Mainly because it gave me a buzz right off the bat.
02:50:42.799 --> 02:50:44.000
That's not gone away.
02:50:44.239 --> 02:50:45.920
It kicked me right in my booty butt.
02:50:46.000 --> 02:50:46.399
Yep.
02:50:46.559 --> 02:50:49.200
So Seth, I think it's a clean sweep.
02:50:49.280 --> 02:50:49.760
Congratulations.
02:50:50.000 --> 02:50:52.000
That's a unanimous win for me.
02:50:52.319 --> 02:50:52.879
It is.
02:50:53.200 --> 02:50:55.440
Yay! It's been a while.
02:50:57.760 --> 02:50:58.799
Congrats, Seth.
02:50:58.879 --> 02:50:59.600
Yeah, I feel good about that.
02:51:00.079 --> 02:51:00.319
You know what?
02:51:00.639 --> 02:51:01.440
I thought it was a good beer.
02:51:01.680 --> 02:51:04.479
The Reggies loved their samples of beer we gave them.
02:51:04.639 --> 02:51:04.959
Yeah.
02:51:05.200 --> 02:51:05.600
Yep.
02:51:06.079 --> 02:51:08.719
Even the samples knocked them right on their ass.
02:51:09.680 --> 02:51:11.440
The Reggies, the Reggies are lit.
02:51:12.879 --> 02:51:13.920
I got them ham sauced.
02:51:14.239 --> 02:51:15.360
They are ham sauced.
02:51:16.159 --> 02:51:18.239
And I think that's what helped get them through this movie.
02:51:18.399 --> 02:51:18.719
Yeah.
02:51:18.799 --> 02:51:19.040
Yeah.
02:51:19.440 --> 02:51:20.879
A little ham saucing doesn't hurt.
02:51:21.760 --> 02:51:26.399
Now my beer rating for this movie, I'm not gonna use the optimum beer.
02:51:26.799 --> 02:51:27.040
No.
02:51:27.360 --> 02:51:27.600
No.
02:51:28.399 --> 02:51:29.600
Because you could say two.
02:51:29.840 --> 02:51:32.239
One, two, three, and lights out, baby.
02:51:32.479 --> 02:51:33.840
I'm just gonna pass out.
02:51:34.000 --> 02:51:34.239
Yep.
02:51:34.399 --> 02:51:35.040
I'm good.
02:51:35.360 --> 02:51:35.680
Okay.
02:51:36.239 --> 02:51:38.479
Well, now that we've Congratulations, Seth.
02:51:38.559 --> 02:51:38.719
Thank you.
02:51:38.959 --> 02:51:41.040
Way to bring the best beer of the night, I appreciate it.
02:51:41.120 --> 02:51:44.239
I appreciate you guys recognizing that my beer was the best.
02:51:44.479 --> 02:51:46.159
And you know what's crazy?
02:51:46.399 --> 02:51:47.920
I voted your beer the best.
02:51:48.079 --> 02:51:48.639
I know!
02:51:48.959 --> 02:51:49.360
Mm-hmm.
02:51:49.520 --> 02:51:50.239
That's shocking.
02:51:50.479 --> 02:51:54.639
I'm gonna be lying in bed tonight with my head against my soft pillow.
02:51:54.879 --> 02:51:59.120
As I'm nodding off, I'm gonna be thinking, Brian, love my beer.
02:51:59.280 --> 02:51:59.520
Yeah.
02:51:59.680 --> 02:52:01.440
I'm gonna have a little smile on my face.
02:52:02.719 --> 02:52:04.559
Brian named me best of the word.
02:52:08.000 --> 02:52:09.600
That is so true.
02:52:10.159 --> 02:52:11.840
It hurts a little, doesn't it?
02:52:12.000 --> 02:52:12.559
It hurts a little.
02:52:13.280 --> 02:52:13.600
I'll take it.
02:52:13.760 --> 02:52:14.319
It hurts a little bit.
02:52:14.719 --> 02:52:16.399
Take it and I'll be just fine.
02:52:16.559 --> 02:52:17.600
I'll be just fine.
02:52:18.319 --> 02:52:18.799
Just fine.
02:52:18.959 --> 02:52:19.520
What do you guys say?
02:52:19.600 --> 02:52:20.319
We do some final thoughts.
02:52:20.479 --> 02:52:20.799
Let's do it.
02:52:20.959 --> 02:52:21.200
All right.
02:52:21.360 --> 02:52:21.680
Alright.
02:52:21.840 --> 02:52:23.280
Who picked this movie?
02:52:23.440 --> 02:52:27.280
Brian, you picked this movie, so you get to you're gonna be batting cleanup.
02:52:27.440 --> 02:52:29.680
Uh so Justin, you wanna kick it off?
02:52:29.920 --> 02:52:30.319
All right.
02:52:30.559 --> 02:52:31.600
So bear with me.
02:52:31.760 --> 02:52:32.399
Yep.
02:52:33.040 --> 02:52:35.520
Because I've had some heavy-duty beer.
02:52:37.440 --> 02:52:40.399
And my the thing I wrote is long.
02:52:40.719 --> 02:52:41.040
Okay.
02:52:41.440 --> 02:52:44.079
So I'm gonna just take a little bit of water.
02:52:44.319 --> 02:52:44.639
Yeah.
02:52:45.600 --> 02:52:46.399
Hydrate.
02:52:48.319 --> 02:52:49.680
You're not gonna chom ice again.
02:52:50.079 --> 02:52:52.479
Ah, no, because I was loud and I didn't mean it to be.
02:52:52.559 --> 02:52:53.040
I'm sorry.
02:52:53.280 --> 02:52:54.079
That was gauche.
02:52:55.120 --> 02:52:55.840
Gosh?
02:52:56.239 --> 02:52:56.479
Yeah.
02:52:56.639 --> 02:52:57.360
Uncouth.
02:52:58.000 --> 02:52:58.639
If you prefer.
02:52:58.959 --> 02:52:59.760
Uncool.
02:53:00.719 --> 02:53:01.200
Or that.
02:53:01.520 --> 02:53:02.399
Douchey.
02:53:05.120 --> 02:53:06.959
I'm a fucking douche bag.
02:53:07.120 --> 02:53:07.760
God damn it.
02:53:08.000 --> 02:53:08.319
Alright.
02:53:08.479 --> 02:53:10.479
So I don't know how I feel about this movie.
02:53:10.879 --> 02:53:12.079
I didn't love it.
02:53:12.319 --> 02:53:13.760
But I didn't hate it.
02:53:14.799 --> 02:53:20.239
The storyline has more holes in it than Michael Myers at the end of the first Halloween movie.
02:53:20.399 --> 02:53:25.360
But underneath all the nonsense, there's actually a pretty clever idea here.
02:53:26.559 --> 02:53:29.040
The acting is over the top and cheesy.
02:53:29.520 --> 02:53:31.120
But was that intentional?
02:53:32.959 --> 02:53:34.719
That's where I'm so torn.
02:53:35.600 --> 02:53:43.280
It wasn't campy enough to be outright comical, and it also wasn't serious enough to really work as horror.
02:53:43.680 --> 02:53:54.319
It feels like it's stuck somewhere in this weird middle ground where I couldn't tell whether I was supposed to be scared, laughing, or just enjoying the insanity.
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Next page!
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Page two.
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Page two.
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And there's this whole weird question of what exactly becomes sentient.
02:54:07.600 --> 02:54:11.360
I don't understand why some things come to life and others don't.
02:54:11.760 --> 02:54:18.319
It almost feels like they could have just said the vehicles come to life and left it at that.
02:54:18.479 --> 02:54:25.520
Instead, we get most vehicles and some electronic equipment, but not all electronic equipment.
02:54:26.159 --> 02:54:29.280
And even a few things that aren't exactly electronic.
02:54:29.680 --> 02:54:36.479
I found myself spending way too much time wondering what the hell was going to come alive and try to kill somebody next.
02:54:36.879 --> 02:54:39.280
Maybe that's actually part of the suspense.
02:54:39.760 --> 02:54:52.239
Not knowing what machine is going to turn on you could definitely add to the tension, but I don't think the movie ever really establishes enough of a pattern for it to feel intentional.
02:54:53.040 --> 02:54:56.319
The death scenes, though, those are pretty damn good.
02:54:56.639 --> 02:55:01.280
They're bloody creative and fun, and this is where I thought the camp really shin.
02:55:01.840 --> 02:55:24.159
There's something inherently hilarious about watching somebody stand directly in the path of a massive piece of machinery moving toward them at approximately three miles per hour, with plenty of time to simply take two steps to the left, only for them to just stand there screaming until uh-oh, I've been flattened by a steamroller.
02:55:24.799 --> 02:55:29.760
Those moments felt like the movie finally embraced exactly what it was.
02:55:30.879 --> 02:55:34.399
So I really don't know what to do with this one.
02:55:34.959 --> 02:55:49.600
I definitely wouldn't seek it out intentionally, but if I were eight beers deep and maximum overdrive popped up as a suggested movie on a streaming service du jour, I think I'd click the play button.
02:55:50.799 --> 02:55:55.920
I guess that makes me a glutton for bad horror punishment.
02:55:56.159 --> 02:55:59.840
And honestly, maybe that's exactly where this movie belongs.
02:56:01.280 --> 02:56:03.200
Eight fucking beers.
02:56:03.440 --> 02:56:04.159
Eight beers.
02:56:04.319 --> 02:56:13.600
I probably drank the same amount tonight, and I shouldn't be reading notes because it sounds bad.
02:56:13.920 --> 02:56:14.319
All right.
02:56:14.799 --> 02:56:16.479
He says, What say you?
02:56:16.719 --> 02:56:31.280
Well, I say, Wow! Wow! What a shit show! The acting is bad, the writing might somehow be worse, and the frustrating thing is the premise isn't bad.
02:56:31.600 --> 02:56:39.440
There's probably a pretty fun movie buried somewhere in the idea of every machine on earth suddenly deciding humanity can go fuck itself.
02:56:39.840 --> 02:56:43.040
But this thing went off the rails fast.
02:56:43.520 --> 02:56:44.959
I will give it this though.
02:56:45.120 --> 02:56:48.079
The driverless trucks are pretty fucking cool.
02:56:48.639 --> 02:56:58.239
There are a few shots of those big rigs circling the Dixie Boy that genuinely work, and the Green Goblin truck is truly an undeniably great visual.
02:56:58.479 --> 02:57:01.360
But that's about as far as I can go with the positives.
02:57:01.600 --> 02:57:03.600
Because this movie wasn't good.
02:57:03.680 --> 02:57:06.079
And unfortunately, it wasn't even fun bad.
02:57:06.239 --> 02:57:08.000
It was just bad bad.
02:57:08.479 --> 02:57:12.159
That said, would I watch Maxim Overdrive again?
02:57:12.639 --> 02:57:13.280
Sure.
02:57:14.479 --> 02:57:16.399
Just give me nine beers first.
02:57:17.520 --> 02:57:18.079
Alright.
02:57:18.559 --> 02:57:19.520
Nine and eight.
02:57:20.079 --> 02:57:21.440
Brian! Okay.
02:57:22.159 --> 02:57:24.719
Is Maximum Overdrive a great movie?
02:57:25.360 --> 02:57:26.239
Not at all.
02:57:29.040 --> 02:57:30.719
But it is a little bit fun.
02:57:32.159 --> 02:57:48.479
Now I think the idea is amazing, and I think a remake, especially with the whole AI discussions going along in the world right now, I I think it could be a really, really great idea, and I think it's a a movie that could be made really, really well.
02:57:49.280 --> 02:57:51.440
Unfortunately, this one wasn't.
02:57:52.159 --> 02:57:54.399
I think the idea was ahead of its time.
02:57:55.280 --> 02:57:58.079
But everything else was behind the times.
02:57:59.120 --> 02:58:06.639
Um it's loud, it's ridiculous, it's violent, it's over the top, it's completely drenched in ACDC.
02:58:08.639 --> 02:58:11.120
Somehow that's kind of what makes it a little bit fun.
02:58:11.920 --> 02:58:23.360
There's something unrestrained about watching Stephen King attempt to make a movie about homicidal machines while apparently throwing every crazy idea he had onto the screen.
02:58:25.360 --> 02:58:26.879
So much criticism here.
02:58:28.399 --> 02:58:32.799
I would watch this movie again if I had eight beers.
02:58:33.360 --> 02:58:34.639
Eight beers.
02:58:34.879 --> 02:58:35.520
Eight beers.
02:58:35.920 --> 02:58:37.440
Oh, it could have been such a great movie.
02:58:37.760 --> 02:58:38.319
It could have been.
02:58:38.559 --> 02:58:43.600
I that's what burns me about this movie is the idea was phenomenal.
02:58:43.760 --> 02:58:50.479
And I think today, with AI, the idea could be really blown out of blown out of the park.
02:58:50.799 --> 02:58:52.239
It'd be great.
02:58:52.559 --> 02:58:54.319
But man.
02:58:55.360 --> 02:59:02.159
I think it could have been if they would have put better rules around what became sending.
02:59:02.559 --> 02:59:03.360
I I agree.
02:59:05.440 --> 02:59:06.399
So much ambiguity.
02:59:06.639 --> 02:59:06.719
Right.
02:59:06.959 --> 02:59:11.200
And not everything happened at once, and you know what does, what doesn't.
02:59:11.520 --> 02:59:13.280
So you have all these trucks.
02:59:13.760 --> 02:59:14.159
Yeah.
02:59:14.319 --> 02:59:16.239
Like just make a semi-truck then.
02:59:16.399 --> 02:59:16.799
Right?
02:59:17.040 --> 02:59:19.440
Like only the semi-trucks are affected.
02:59:19.760 --> 02:59:22.799
Because why can what was their names?
02:59:23.040 --> 02:59:25.440
Uh Tangina Jr.
02:59:25.920 --> 02:59:27.040
The newlywed couple.
02:59:27.200 --> 02:59:27.440
Yeah.
02:59:27.840 --> 02:59:29.040
Like their car was never affected.
02:59:31.520 --> 02:59:33.280
Other cars were, but not theirs.
02:59:33.360 --> 02:59:33.520
Right.
02:59:33.680 --> 02:59:35.040
Like there's so much of that.
02:59:35.200 --> 02:59:38.639
Like I wish they would have just picked Tighten it up.
02:59:38.959 --> 02:59:39.360
Something.
02:59:39.680 --> 02:59:40.000
Something.
02:59:40.239 --> 02:59:41.440
They had to have some rules.
02:59:41.520 --> 02:59:42.159
They didn't have any.
02:59:42.559 --> 02:59:47.360
Like I said, this was a and Seth, I think you you touched on it too.
02:59:47.600 --> 02:59:48.319
Great idea.
02:59:48.479 --> 02:59:48.879
Uh-huh.
02:59:49.440 --> 02:59:51.760
Poor execution.
02:59:52.079 --> 02:59:53.280
You could make it a great idea.
02:59:53.520 --> 02:59:53.680
Yeah.
02:59:53.840 --> 02:59:54.719
You really could.
02:59:56.079 --> 02:59:58.239
So all averaged out.
02:59:58.399 --> 03:00:12.479
That gives maximum overdrive a peak beer score of 8.33, which ties it up in 29th place of the movies we've watched so far with Gremlins.
03:00:13.520 --> 03:00:26.000
And that then sits two-thirds of a beer ahead or behind Harry and the Henderson's and 2.33 beers ahead of Dirty Dancing.
03:00:26.239 --> 03:00:30.719
Yay! So I think that's appropriate for this.
03:00:31.040 --> 03:00:31.440
Alright.
03:00:31.840 --> 03:00:40.079
Hey, if if you guys recasted this idea into a movie, who would you have star in it?
03:00:41.360 --> 03:00:44.159
Are we shooting it then in the 1980s or today?
03:00:44.399 --> 03:00:49.840
We're doing we're doing a today movie and we're gonna throw the AI, you know, into the mix.
03:00:50.079 --> 03:00:50.479
Uh-huh.
03:00:50.559 --> 03:00:56.559
Uh so we're gonna make it true and we're gonna have defined rules as far as what does and what doesn't become sentient.
03:00:56.799 --> 03:00:57.120
Okay.
03:00:57.360 --> 03:01:02.319
I don't know why, but I my first thought goes to Shy LeBoff.
03:01:05.280 --> 03:01:06.959
I think do it.
03:01:08.879 --> 03:01:13.040
Don't make your dreams be dream, or don't let your dreams be dreams.
03:01:13.200 --> 03:01:15.760
Oh, is he the one who's gonna say we made you?
03:01:16.000 --> 03:01:18.719
Well, he could, but I think I think he would be a good bill.
03:01:18.799 --> 03:01:21.360
I think he'd be nuts, he'd be crazy, he'd take it over the top.
03:01:21.520 --> 03:01:28.239
He would be the kind of manic crazy leader that Emilio Estevez was not.
03:01:28.399 --> 03:01:28.639
Sure.
03:01:28.799 --> 03:01:32.479
But I think that kind of intense craziness would actually work.
03:01:32.799 --> 03:01:33.360
Would translate.
03:01:33.440 --> 03:01:33.600
Yeah.
03:01:34.639 --> 03:01:35.040
Sure.
03:01:36.239 --> 03:01:38.479
I'm surprised you didn't say Ryan Gosling.
03:01:39.440 --> 03:01:43.520
I mean, I'm surprised you didn't say Ryan Gosling plus a nude scene.
03:01:43.760 --> 03:01:46.719
Oh full frontal, right?
03:01:46.959 --> 03:01:51.520
Hey, if you want to throw a little gosling dong in there, I mean I would peek a gander.
03:01:52.000 --> 03:01:53.760
Bust out the zoom lens.
03:01:55.840 --> 03:01:57.760
So I'm gonna go the opposite direction.
03:01:57.920 --> 03:01:58.239
Okay.
03:01:58.559 --> 03:01:59.920
No shia buff.
03:02:00.000 --> 03:02:04.319
I'm gonna go Bill is gonna be Dakota fanning.
03:02:04.879 --> 03:02:06.799
Ooh, flip it.
03:02:06.959 --> 03:02:07.520
That's where we're going.
03:02:08.639 --> 03:02:09.920
There's gonna be a female.
03:02:10.079 --> 03:02:14.479
That's gonna be a strong female lead that just destroys this entire thing.
03:02:14.719 --> 03:02:15.120
Nice.
03:02:15.280 --> 03:02:18.399
And then the guy, like Brett, they could still be Brett.
03:02:18.559 --> 03:02:20.959
He could still be Brett because it's a boy's name.
03:02:21.200 --> 03:02:25.360
Okay, so Shy LaBeuf is Brett in Dakota Fanning is kind of like Wilhelmina.
03:02:25.600 --> 03:02:31.600
He's kind of like aloof and like and she's gonna take him and like carry the whole show.
03:02:31.760 --> 03:02:32.000
Okay.
03:02:32.159 --> 03:02:32.559
Yeah.
03:02:32.799 --> 03:02:33.040
Yeah.
03:02:33.520 --> 03:02:34.239
Who you got, Brian?
03:02:34.399 --> 03:02:35.760
Oh, I haven't even thought about it.
03:02:36.000 --> 03:02:37.520
I just asked the question.
03:02:38.879 --> 03:02:40.319
Well, we didn't either.
03:02:40.559 --> 03:02:41.440
Let's see.
03:02:41.680 --> 03:02:47.200
Um I think I really like where you're going with a female lead here.
03:02:49.040 --> 03:02:52.719
But I would like it to be an older female.
03:02:53.520 --> 03:02:54.239
Kathy Bates.
03:02:54.479 --> 03:02:56.239
No, I'm gonna go Jamie Lee Curtis.
03:02:56.399 --> 03:02:57.440
Ooh, JLC.
03:02:57.760 --> 03:03:01.760
Yeah, I'm gonna go JLC as the mastermind behind this thing.
03:03:02.559 --> 03:03:11.840
Um and I think her lead love interest is gonna be Harrison Ford.
03:03:12.000 --> 03:03:12.479
Ooh.
03:03:18.319 --> 03:03:20.000
I love when that shit lines up.
03:03:20.159 --> 03:03:20.319
Yeah.
03:03:20.479 --> 03:03:21.440
Like it's so nice.
03:03:21.760 --> 03:03:37.040
Because I think people born of the 70s and 80s remember life without AI, life without computers, and they can go back to the roots and they know how to unplug.
03:03:37.520 --> 03:03:37.840
Okay.
03:03:38.159 --> 03:03:42.719
So I think I think they're the masterminds behind the how do we get out of this?
03:03:42.959 --> 03:03:45.840
So you're talking about geriatrics saying, you know what?
03:03:46.639 --> 03:03:51.840
We're gonna unplug because we just fuck fuck this whole technology thing in the first place.
03:03:52.719 --> 03:03:55.840
I I know JLC listens to this podcast.
03:03:56.079 --> 03:03:56.799
Oh, she didn't.
03:03:56.959 --> 03:03:59.600
And having you call her a geriatric, you know what, though.
03:03:59.920 --> 03:04:00.639
I'm gonna piss her off.
03:04:01.040 --> 03:04:02.000
She's not aged.
03:04:02.159 --> 03:04:03.200
She no, okay.
03:04:03.440 --> 03:04:04.319
Here's the thing though.
03:04:04.399 --> 03:04:05.840
Like her and I are so tight.
03:04:06.479 --> 03:04:09.680
Her and I are so tight, she knows when I'm joking around.
03:04:10.239 --> 03:04:10.879
I don't know.
03:04:10.959 --> 03:04:12.719
That's that's that's that's I don't know.
03:04:12.959 --> 03:04:14.079
I'll text her after the show.
03:04:14.799 --> 03:04:15.280
You need to do that.
03:04:15.920 --> 03:04:16.479
You check in.
03:04:16.559 --> 03:04:18.879
But before you do that, I gotta ask you guys a question.
03:04:19.120 --> 03:04:19.600
Yep.
03:04:20.559 --> 03:04:32.559
If big if Stephen King gave us a call and said, hey, you regular guys, I want to make a sequel to Maxim Overdrive.
03:04:32.719 --> 03:04:35.760
Ooh, more Maximur Overdrive.
03:04:36.079 --> 03:04:39.280
Maximum Maximum Overdriver.
03:04:39.680 --> 03:04:41.600
Maximist overdriveist.
03:04:41.840 --> 03:04:42.719
What do you got?
03:04:42.879 --> 03:04:43.200
Okay.
03:04:44.079 --> 03:04:46.159
Well, I I think you have to add in AI.
03:04:46.399 --> 03:04:47.920
Well, you had the best beer of the night.
03:04:48.159 --> 03:04:48.639
I did.
03:04:48.799 --> 03:04:50.959
So you gotta start this fucking shit.
03:04:51.360 --> 03:04:54.879
We're gonna start this off right where the first one ended.
03:04:55.280 --> 03:04:56.079
On the sailboat?
03:04:56.239 --> 03:04:57.040
On the sailboat.
03:04:57.200 --> 03:05:10.959
So we got Bill and the crew of Rejack refugees from the Dixie Boy on a sailboat with no technology, and they are outwardly going every step of the way to shun the technology available to them because they don't want to get murdered.
03:05:11.440 --> 03:05:20.479
Now, they have no idea that the machine overlords have been thwarted.
03:05:21.200 --> 03:05:27.840
So they're sailing out there in the open sea because they don't they don't find Haven Island because Bill's really shitty at navigating.
03:05:28.079 --> 03:05:28.239
Okay.
03:05:28.479 --> 03:05:29.360
And they're not GPS.
03:05:29.600 --> 03:05:31.200
I mean that might not even be a thing anyway.
03:05:31.360 --> 03:05:31.680
Yeah.
03:05:31.840 --> 03:05:38.879
Um and so they're they're basically lost at sea but can't use technology and can't radio for help.
03:05:41.680 --> 03:05:47.120
And any ships or planes that they see they can't trust.
03:05:47.360 --> 03:05:47.840
Right.
03:05:48.799 --> 03:05:50.079
So they're adrift.
03:05:50.319 --> 03:05:50.959
Yeah.
03:05:51.760 --> 03:05:54.159
Is it like Lord of the Flies, but on a boat?
03:05:54.399 --> 03:05:56.079
Ooh, I like that.
03:05:56.239 --> 03:05:56.879
Yeah.
03:05:57.520 --> 03:05:58.959
Who do they eat first?
03:06:01.680 --> 03:06:03.760
Okay, well, let's go, let's go down that hole.
03:06:03.840 --> 03:06:09.680
Who who of the survivors would be the first one to be eaten?
03:06:10.159 --> 03:06:10.479
Oh.
03:06:10.879 --> 03:06:12.239
Tanchina's daughter.
03:06:12.479 --> 03:06:13.360
Yeah, Connie?
03:06:13.760 --> 03:06:15.280
She's so fucking annoying.
03:06:15.520 --> 03:06:19.360
I you know, I think they I think they get rid of the husband and the wife.
03:06:19.600 --> 03:06:22.239
Well, you gotta get one and not the other.
03:06:22.319 --> 03:06:22.639
So I think.
03:06:22.879 --> 03:06:23.760
Yeah, it's a package deal.
03:06:23.840 --> 03:06:24.159
Yeah, I think.
03:06:24.319 --> 03:06:28.639
I don't know though, because he kind of became a little bit of a badass.
03:06:28.879 --> 03:06:29.440
A little bit.
03:06:29.600 --> 03:06:33.600
And I think that he now has evolved to the point where he's like, you know what?
03:06:33.680 --> 03:06:37.120
My old life was with Tangina's daughter.
03:06:37.280 --> 03:06:37.920
Yeah.
03:06:38.239 --> 03:06:39.440
I don't need her anymore.
03:06:39.600 --> 03:06:41.200
No, I'm I'm like fucking Rambo now.
03:06:41.360 --> 03:06:43.280
I am happy to eat her thigh.
03:06:43.760 --> 03:06:45.440
She just complained about my driving.
03:06:45.680 --> 03:06:45.920
Right.
03:06:46.239 --> 03:06:47.520
She was a bitch all the time.
03:06:47.600 --> 03:06:47.840
Right.
03:06:48.079 --> 03:06:49.280
Constantly complaining.
03:06:49.520 --> 03:06:50.319
And you know what?
03:06:50.879 --> 03:06:52.879
Do you think Curtis is a breast or leg man?
03:06:53.040 --> 03:06:53.440
You know what?
03:06:53.520 --> 03:06:55.040
She she's a Nugget.
03:06:56.079 --> 03:06:56.559
Nugget.
03:06:56.879 --> 03:06:57.600
Nugget guy.
03:06:57.760 --> 03:06:59.920
She's she's like a butterball turkey.
03:07:01.360 --> 03:07:02.319
She could feed an army.
03:07:02.559 --> 03:07:03.360
Put her on a spit.
03:07:03.440 --> 03:07:03.760
Yeah.
03:07:04.559 --> 03:07:06.159
Apple in the mouth on the spit.
03:07:06.399 --> 03:07:06.959
I can see that.
03:07:07.120 --> 03:07:09.120
Would they be able to do that on the sailboat?
03:07:09.200 --> 03:07:11.120
Or would they have to go ashore?
03:07:12.559 --> 03:07:14.159
No, I think they do it on the sailboat.
03:07:14.239 --> 03:07:14.399
Okay.
03:07:14.639 --> 03:07:15.840
Because I think they're still adrift.
03:07:16.000 --> 03:07:16.319
Okay.
03:07:16.559 --> 03:07:17.200
Yeah.
03:07:17.680 --> 03:07:18.719
You gotta make do.
03:07:19.120 --> 03:07:20.719
The fishing didn't work out.
03:07:21.040 --> 03:07:22.239
So you eat the people.
03:07:22.479 --> 03:07:22.879
Yeah.
03:07:23.040 --> 03:07:26.239
And it's like how ominous would that be, though?
03:07:26.399 --> 03:07:34.719
Like you're on a boat with a bunch of people, and it's like everybody decides like this person is gonna be the one we kill and eat.
03:07:36.399 --> 03:07:39.040
Like, how paranoid do you get after that?
03:07:39.440 --> 03:07:40.799
Because you know next.
03:07:41.040 --> 03:07:42.079
The food's gonna run out.
03:07:42.319 --> 03:07:43.760
Who's gonna be fucking next?
03:07:43.920 --> 03:07:44.239
Yeah.
03:07:44.399 --> 03:07:46.319
Like people start getting desperate.
03:07:46.479 --> 03:07:46.959
Oh, yeah.
03:07:47.200 --> 03:07:49.760
Oh, and then it turns into kind of like survivor.
03:07:49.840 --> 03:07:50.239
Uh-huh.
03:07:50.559 --> 03:07:51.520
But on a boat.
03:07:52.399 --> 03:07:54.159
Outlast out with outplay.
03:07:54.319 --> 03:07:54.879
That's right.
03:07:57.120 --> 03:07:59.120
Don't be Tangina's daughter.
03:07:59.280 --> 03:07:59.600
No.
03:07:59.840 --> 03:08:01.200
Till there's only one.
03:08:01.440 --> 03:08:03.600
Don't be the one that complains nonstop.
03:08:04.000 --> 03:08:04.799
Who's the one?
03:08:05.040 --> 03:08:05.200
Right.
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Who is the one to survive?
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Who is the last person standing?
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Brett.
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Yeah, I'm with you.
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I think it's Brett.
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I think it's Brett too.
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I I think Deke is like the second one they eat.
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I I could see Brett.
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Like, it's like I mean think they would feel bad about eating Deke, but I'm with you.
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Yeah, they would feel bad.
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He's young, he's got no parents left.
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I mean, he he's no one wants to racist shit.
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And he'd be easy to overtake.
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Yeah.
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I could see like Brett also like holding Bill like by the the back of his neck and holding him underwater.
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Yeah.
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Off the side of the boat until he died.
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Like she's salting.
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It was like Brian.
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Yeah.
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It was just that shit.
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Just them two left.
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Like everybody else has been eaten.
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It's just you, Brett, and Bill.
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And she probably has sex with him just to get that one last time.
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You gotta get it out of the system.
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And then she dunks him.
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Dunks his head in the water and just holds it, and they struggle a little bit and shaking and struggle and shaking.
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Then, yeah, so she she roasts him.
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Yeah.
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And as she takes like the first bite, she's like, You taste like a hero.
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And then the Coast Guard pulls up.
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Yeah.
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Oh shit.
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There was the Coast Guard on the law.
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We ate eight people.
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That's fucking crazy.
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You get a little angry when you're hungry.
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Here are the Snickers.
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It turns out it's all I needed.
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And then the best part is a week and a half.
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But you gotta have a piece of this jerk the install.
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I don't think they had any Asians aboard.
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Oh no.
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Oh no, no.
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Well, for our own benefit, I'm gonna say that's the wrap on this episode of the regular guy movie show.
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We survived homicidal vending machines, killer lawn equipment, exploding arcades, a steamroller with absolutely no respect for little leaguers, and whatever combination of cocaine and poor judgment convinced Stephen King he should direct this whole shebang.
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And high gravity beers.
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If you have enjoyed hanging out with us, make sure to follow, subscribe, leave a review, or hit us up on the socials and tell us what you think about Maximum Overdrive.
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Is it actually a misunderstood piece of 80s insanity, or is it just bad?
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It's just bad.
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And most importantly, tell us who is your boniker winner.
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Thanks for listening, thanks for drinking along with us, and remember if your ATM calls you an asshole, maybe, just maybe, the problem is you.
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Until next time, be kind rewind.
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They were playing cards.
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There were nudie cards.
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You know, the pictures of the cards were nude women.
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Okay.
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There were pictures of nude women all over this movie.
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Yeah?
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What was the deal with that?
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I don't know.
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I didn't notice it.
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Really?
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Not until Not until the truck stopped?
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The truck stopped.
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That was the first time I noticed it.
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Okay.
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Yeah, I thought it was a little weird.
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I'm real bad about noticing boobs, apparently.
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I think this is Stephen King trying to tap into the zeitgeist of a normal human being.
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And he's like, What do normal guys like?
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Boobs, boobs.
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So we're just gonna have every normal guy doing things with pictures of naked women.
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There were more than just boobs.
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I mean, I mean some booges?
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More than just booses.
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It takes me back to the roast beef dinner.
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Well, I watched this movie twice, and clearly you were watching with a much finer tooth comb than I was.
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I didn't catch some of this.
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Oh boy.
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Okay.
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Okay, all right.
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I didn't pause it, but I just I didn't notice.
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There's some You didn't pause, you just rewound.
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That 10 second back button.
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Over and over and over.
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My finger hurts.
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If this was a BHS, your tape wouldn't work anymore.
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My 11th finger hertz.