Episode 26: Speed

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A city wired like a ticking time bomb.
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A madman with a grudge and a very aggressive opinion about speed limits.
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What if your daily commute suddenly had higher stakes than your mortgage?
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And what if cruise control became a lifestyle, not a feature?
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And what if die hard ditched the skyscraper, hijacked a city bus, and said, We're going for a ride?
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Well, this is speed, where the brakes are optional, the logic is negotiable, and Keanu Reeves is now public transit's last line of defense.
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And we're gonna get into it on this episode of the Regular Guy Movie Show.
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Lights go down, let's sit play.
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Regular guys got something to say.
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The regular guy movie show talking flips.
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Here we go.
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I'm Seth and joining me as always are two guys I would absolutely trust behind the wheel of a speeding bus, Justin and Brian.
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Gentlemen, are you ready to get into it, or should we just keep this conversation moving and hope nothing explodes?
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Don't get dead, Seth.
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Don't get dead.
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You know, podcasts based on trauma never last.
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So we're gonna have to base this one on sex.
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Well, before we put the pedal to the metal, what do you guys say we take a moment and talk about what we're drinking tonight?
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Yeah, yeah, Brian.
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Yeah, Brian, what are we drinking tonight?
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Let's talk about what we're drinking tonight, Brian.
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Well, I had a bit of a surprise for everybody.
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Since this movie's speed, movie about a bomb on a bus, I decided to make us carbombs.
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Irish car bombs.
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What's in those, Brian?
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Alright, for those who don't know, an Irish car bomb is a pint of Guinness with a shot glass, half of Jamison Irish whiskey, half of Bailey's Irish cream, and you drop the shot into the pint of Guinness, and you have to chug it.
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And why do you have to chug it, Brian?
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Oh, you have to chug it before the cream curdles.
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Gross.
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I love drinks that curdle.
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That doesn't make me feel nauseous at all.
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I I thought it was rather tasty.
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It was really good.
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Never had one before just now.
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It went down way smoother than I thought it would.
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It did go down smooth.
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You know, so Guinness is a smooth drink anyway, you know?
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Had that little nitro ball in the can, so it was nice and smooth, tiny bubbles.
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And then you had uh the flavor of the Irish whiskey, but not so much the sting.
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And then you had the Bailey's, which kind of smoothed everything out.
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Yeah, a little sweet.
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Made it a little creamier and sweeter.
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I thought it was delightful.
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It was pretty good.
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Now, it made my cheeks hot.
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My chest is nice and toasty.
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Yeah.
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I feel a little warm.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, so that's how we started the night tonight was a little Irish carbon.
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But we're continuing with another pick of Brian's.
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Yeah, so just jump right in number two.
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That was my surprise pick.
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My normal pick is the Sweetwater Extra Pale Ale 420.
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And how is this a pick for the movie?
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Well, that's a pick for the movie because on the label, the um extra pale 420 label is an interstate sign.
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Interstate road sign.
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Okay.
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And since the bus was on the interstate quite a bit, especially the section that was out, it makes sense.
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It made sense.
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Now, this is a uh this is a pretty clean tasting pale ale.
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I think it's a nice complement to what we had earlier.
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Yeah, I mean it it it's uh the opposite end of the spectrum.
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It is for sure.
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Now I do feel like and I I like sweetwater beers.
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There's they make a lot of good beers.
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Uh this one I felt was not overly hoppy, which is nice and approachable, but I thought it was a little on the thin side.
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You know, and I don't know if that's because of what thick thing we just drank.
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It could be.
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But I I agree, for being an extra pale ale, I thought it was a little light on the flavor.
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Do you like thick things in your mouth?
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I I don't know how to respond to that.
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All right.
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Yep.
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The sweet water.
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If I had a friend who came to me and said, hey, I'm thinking about getting into craft beer, the 420 is probably one of the first things I would tell them to try out.
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Yeah, it's a nice little entryway into the training wheels to it, but it's still enjoyable even once you had a bit more experience on the craft beer side.
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Great lawn mowing beer.
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Not bad at all.
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I drink that after mowing some lawns.
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Oh, heck yeah.
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It's refreshing, it's crisp, it's clean, it has some hoppy flavor, but it doesn't rape your mouth.
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Sure doesn't.
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No, no, no, I'm bad.
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I could use actually, I could use, and I'm not a hop head.
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I could use a little more hop flavor on this.
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Yeah.
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Whoa.
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Now that's saying something.
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You guys have corrupted my palate.
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Well, we are talking about the movie speed on this episode of the podcast.
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And um, when when did you guys first watch speed?
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So mine's kind of a boring story.
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Um, I was 12 when it came out.
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I'm pretty sure that my parents, this is a rental for them.
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I probably saw parts of it passing through the living room.
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I wasn't really interested.
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It's not geared towards a 12-year-old by any means.
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Right.
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Um, so I know I saw parts of this over the years, but my first real rewatch from beginning to end was uh last night.
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Interesting.
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Yeah.
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Now I saw this in the movie theater.
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Okay.
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Um, I was on a date.
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Um it was a date movie.
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Speed dating.
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It was pretty corny.
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It was.
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Um, I don't remember what girl it was with.
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So if if she's listening and she remembers I'm sorry.
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Um you were not memorable.
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Didn't make a huge impression, uh I guess.
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Um but yeah, I saw this in the movie theater, and and I don't believe I've seen it on, you know, reruns, cable, things like that.
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I've seen it on, but but I don't think I'd sit down and and watched it start to finish since I saw it in the movie theater.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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You know, I I did not see speed in the movie theater, but I did see speed two on a date.
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Oh I don't know if there was a second date after that.
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Yeah.
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Uh, but but as far as the original speed, you know, saw it rental, watched it at a buddy's house, watched it multiple times when I was in high school, saw it a few times when I was in college, but haven't seen it in decades from beginning to end until today.
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Yeah.
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Now, if I remember right, this movie was a bit of a part of pop culture.
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Oh, absolutely was.
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I mean, even if you had not seen it, you had seen enough of it to know what it was about.
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Agreed, for sure.
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I agree with all of it.
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It, it, it.
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It was good.
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Um, but yeah, you know, yeah, it was instantly cemented into the annals of pop culture.
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Um bits and scenes have been borrowed multiple times over the years.
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And I think that one of the biggest things you can credit for is that it was a launching pad for two of the biggest careers in Hollywood.
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Oh, yeah, for sure.
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And that'd be Keanu Reeves, who'd been in some stuff.
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He'd been in a few things, but this is.
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Yeah, his introduction really to the large world saying, hey, Keanu Reeves is an action star, you could do some stuff with him.
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Sure.
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And then you have America's Sweetheart.
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Sandra Bullock.
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Joe Morton.
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No, no, not Joe Bullock.
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Oh, okay.
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Sandra Bullock.
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Oh, Sandra Bullock, yeah.
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Yeah.
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She is cutie.
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Cutie patootie.
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Cutie patootie indeed.
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But uh, yeah, so so if in case anyone has not seen speed and has no idea what we're talking about, why don't you say we pause for a moment and enjoy a little story time with Brian?
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Brian, tell us a story.
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Alright, so this story is about speed.
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The drug apropos came out in 1994 and it's rated R.
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So Speed follows LAPD officer Jack Traven, who stumbles into a deadly game set in motion by Howard Payne, a former Bob Squad member with a taste for chaos.
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Well, after Jack narrowly prevents an elevator full of people from becoming a tragedy, he believes the nightmare's over.
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Until Payne returns with a new twist on his game.
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Now this time the curse is placed on a city bus.
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If it slows before 50 miles per hour, it will explode.
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Once the bus is unknowingly set in motion, Jack boards it like a knight, stepping onto a moving battlefield, determined to keep everyone alive and bring the unseen villain to justice.
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Now, among the passengers is Annie Porter, an ordinary traveler swept up into an impossible situation, forced to adapt quickly as the bus barrels through the city like a runaway carriage with no brakes.
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What follows is a tale of urgency and ingenuity, where the road never ends, the danger never rests, and survival depends on keeping this story moving forward at all costs.
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What a good story.
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And Brian, how did Speed do in the box office?
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Okay, well, Speed was a major box office success.
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It had a production budget of about$30 million, and it went on to gross approximately$350 worldwide.
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Damn.
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In the US and Canada Canada alone, it earned around$121 million, making it one of the standout action hits of 1994.
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Nice.
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None too shabby.
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Very nice.
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Yeah, and you know, I think some of the some of the success came from how it was marketed.
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Yeah.
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Because like you mentioned earlier, Seth, you didn't have to see this movie to know what it was about.
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No.
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Everybody already knew.
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Because it was I I don't know if they market movies like that so much anymore.
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Yeah.
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But then again, who watches commercials much anymore?
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That's true.
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Not I, if I can avoid it.
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But ultimately it ended up being one of the biggest movies of 1994.
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There was a lot of competition that year.
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It was a pretty decent year for movies.
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In 1994?
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Yeah, in 94.
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In fact, as it turned out, Speed was the sixth highest rated movie or ranking movie in terms of worldwide box office that year.
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Any idea what else may have been?
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Oh gosh.
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There's five others.
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What do you think?
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Uh 94.
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Jump in the Wayback Machine.
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Justin, you got this.
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What do you got?
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For a scump.
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Yeah, that's number two.
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That's number two.
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678 million dollars.
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It's like I read your notes or something.
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You look at the reflection off my glasses because No.
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No.
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No.
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When wouldn't be when did T2 come out?
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I think that was 91.
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Uh that's not close.
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I'm not I'm not good at it.
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I'm usually better at this game.
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I'm drawing a blank.
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Maybe it's the car bomb.
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All right.
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Well, I'll tell you, I'll give you a hint.
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The top-rated movie or the top grossing movie that year was animated.
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Animated.
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94.
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94 animation.
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What is it?
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968 million dollars.
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Why are tickets to Disney World so expensive?
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That is Doctor Evil money.
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Other movies that did better than speed.
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We have True Lies with 378 million, Mrs.
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Doubtfire with 441 million, and The Mask with 351 million did just slightly better.
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I'm surprised the mask did that good.
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I didn't like that movie.
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Now it's not a good one.
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As we mentioned earlier, this is the movie that really, I think for a lot of people, put Kiana Reeves and Sandra Bullock on the map.
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And it it is still, despite the fact both have done a lot of movies since, both rank Speed amongst our highest grossing films still.
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Okay.
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Really?
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Uh Keanu Reeves now Well, he was he was had a few franchises which really helped him out.
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So Speed is his sixth highest grossing movie.
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In front of it, we have The Matrix Reloaded, The Matrix, John Wick Chapter 4, John Wick Chapter 3, and The Matrix Revolutions.
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Okay.
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That makes sense.
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Lots of Matrix John Wicks.
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Yeah, lots of Matrix and John Wicks.
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Did you guys see all the Matrix Matrices?
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I've seen all the Matrices, but I have a secret to tell you.
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That's all.
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I've never yet seen a John Wick.
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Yeah.
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I've even seen John Wicks.
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I know, which is crazy.
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So I've seen all the John Wicks.
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And here's here's what's interesting.
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I don't even know how.
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Because it got to, and part of the reason I haven't seen any John Wicks is somehow I was completely unaware.
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I was oblivious of the existence of John Wick until John Wick III came out.
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Okay.
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And suddenly I heard people talk about have you seen John Wick III?
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I'm like, I didn't even know what there was a John Wick 1.
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I was the same way.
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I saw John Wick II, and then I went back and saw John Wick 1 after I saw John Wick 2.
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And so I have it in my palm pilot that the next time I have COVID.
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The next time you have COVID.
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And I am down for the count for multiple days on end.
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John Wick, I'm gonna plow through them.
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I can't see the world for two weeks.
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That's right.
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You're all set when you get the whole uh woohan woo.
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When you get the vid.
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Woo-han wheeze.
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Woo-hand wheeze.
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Now now Sandra Bullock, uh, speed is similarly ranked.
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It it's her fifth highest grossing movie.
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Um, any ideas what may have done better?
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Sandy Bullock.
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I gotta think Gravity.
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Gravity is number two with$723 million.
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I've not seen that one.
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I I've not seen it either.
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But that looks like a movie I would see, but I didn't see it.
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Uh Miss Congeniality.
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Miss Congeniality is number seven on my list at 212 million.
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It's number one in my heart.
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You know what's number one in my heart?
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The proposal.
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Ah, that's a good one.
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Well, that's number four at 317.
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Okay.
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Now wait a minute.
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God bless you, Chat GPT.
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That's below speed, because speed is 350 million.
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So speed is number four.
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The proposal is number five.
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Okay.
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All right.
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I I wouldn't, I don't know.
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Um, she was a witch.
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What was that one?
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A witch.
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Yeah, she was one of the witches with uh what's her name who was married to Tom Cruise?
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Witches of Eastwick?
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No, not that one.
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Uh oh, what's it called?
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Uh Practical Magic.
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Practical magic.
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Practical magic.
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Is that the girl?
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I don't see that on my list.
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Katie Holmes?
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Yeah.
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Katie Holmes, I don't know.
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Married to Tom Cruise?
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Well, she was.
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No, the other one.
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Nicole Kidman?
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Nicole Kidman was Nicole Kidman.
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Yeah.
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No, not on my list.
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But that doesn't mean because apparently ChatGPT is incredibly unreliable.
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Get with it, Carl.
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Carl.
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Um but movies I I did definitely do better than speed.
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Minions at$1.16 billion.
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That's crazy.
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Oh, that's a lot of minions.
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Uh also.
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So many minions.
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Yeah, that's uh that's it.
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So yeah, that that's she's done some big things.
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Now, now Dennis Hopper.
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Dennis Hopper.
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This is his top grossing movie ever.
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Ever.
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Uh, and he had quite the career.
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And Everbob?
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Other movies in his repertoire that come, you know, at least are in the ballpark.
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Uh, we have Waterworld at 264.
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Waterworld, except for one thing.
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Hold on, hold on.
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Waterworld's not bad.
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Do you do you have something to say about the kid in Waterworld, Brian?
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Yeah.
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He's been harboring this for a while.
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Yeah.
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I you know, I keep him hearing him to talk about how he has thoughts about it, but I've never heard the thoughts.
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I've not heard the thoughts.
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She was awful.
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Absolutely awful.
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You could have put like a CPR dummy as her character, and they would have done better than that little precocious punk.
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Ooh.
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She ruined that movie.
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Now I gotta watch it just to be a good thing.
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Waterworld was actually a pretty good movie.
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I have a soft spot for Waterworld.
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I mean, it gets a bad reputation, but I th I I like it.
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It got a bad reputation because it was so far over budget, but it was uh an apocalyptic uh yeah.
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Any movie that starts off with a dude drinking its own pee, I'm good with.
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Okay, what's better?
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Waterworld or the postman?
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The postman.
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Postman's better.
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Is it?
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Yeah.
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They're both they're both good epics.
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But but I like the Postman.
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And I'm okay with you using the word epic because they're both Kevin Costner films.
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Yeah, and they're like four hours long.
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I mean, that's two of the criteria right there.
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It has to be, yeah, a film greater than four hours, a Kevin Costner movie, or a book of a thousand pages.
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Are they really four hours long?
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No, but they're long.
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They're long.
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Jesus Christ.
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Kind of like uh Dances with Wolves is another Costner epic.
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Is that Brad Pitt?
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Other Dennis Hopper movies in this top ten, uh, Apocalypse Now, True Romance, Hoosiers, Blue Velvet, Easy Rider, Super Mario Brothers, and Land of the Dead.
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That is some variety.
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He's got a whole big variety.
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Well, he's got a catalog.
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That's a cornucopia.
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Outside the money, um, how do people like speed?
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All right.
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So Rotten Tomatoes has a certified fresh score of 95% based on 78 reviews from critics.
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Oh.
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And a popcorn meter of 77% based on over 250,000 viewer ratings.
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That's a pretty high critic score.
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That's a huge critic score, yeah.
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Is that is that the highest critic score of a movie we've done?
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I if it's not, I would be surprised.
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Yeah, it'd be pretty close.
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You mean Dirty Dancing wasn't higher?
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Dirty Dancing was like we weren't tracking it at that point.
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Yeah, that's true, but I go back and look.
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You know what's interesting?
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In my mind, I flip-flop those numbers.
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Yeah.
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You know, for me, watching it non-critically is just for pure entertainment.
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Man, I I was entertained.
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I thought it was pretty good.
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But watching it critically, I I'm not sure I would rate it 95.
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But I I don't know.
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I I think I that's weird to me.
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I would flip-flop those numbers.
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Yeah, I think there are from the the film nerd perspective of critic critic uh criticizing movies.
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There are some things that are actually really cool about this movie.
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The relentless pacing.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh my goodness.
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It it it's Mike, I got cardio watching this movie.
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It really stood up to its name.
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Um did your watch say, Are you doing a workout?
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Yeah, you probably did.
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You hit the no, I'm just watching speed button on your uh your watch.
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The and you know, that's one of those things, you love it or you hate it, but if you're into it, you love it, like really love it.
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And if nothing else, if you're into film nerd kind of stuff, you look at at least respect it.
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Right.
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I could see that.
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The practical stunts.
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Wow.
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Oh, you're right.
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They did some crazy stuff in real life.
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You're not wrong there.
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And I just wanted to, and I have it in my notes, what a shout out to the stunt team.
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Yeah, they that was amazing stuff.
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It was all practical.
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And they did a great job.
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And I think it's amazing.
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I do I think some respect's got to go to Dennis Hopper.
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He's such a known actor, lend his name to this project, and he's somehow unhinged but still in control.
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And then you have really look for those who reviewed this film after the fact, the nostalgia factor, and that this is the launch pad for Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock.
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Yeah, there's that.
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And I think that kind of softens using the criticism.
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Budding and budding stars stars with tons of promise.
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But that's before she married a Jesse James, who was married to a porn star.
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Yeah.
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Broke up with a porn star and then married the girl next door.
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That's a lot of Marys.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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That's too many Marys.
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But this is before that.
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Now, now, also from the film nerd side, this movie won a couple Academy Awards.
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I did not know that.
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Probably for best actor Keanu Reeves.
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Not at all.
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No, no.
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Technical awards.
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Okay.
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Now, which mean nothing to most people, but I appreciate them because there are two things I care about quite a bit: best sound and best sound effects editing.
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You know, I could see the best sound effects because all the stunts and explosions and things going on.
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And it all felt natural.
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Yeah, I didn't I didn't notice it.
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Or I didn't notice anything out of place, I guess.
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Yeah.
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And that to me, that's the win.
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When you can have these things and sound and the sound design, when you don't notice it and it feels natural, it's good.
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You know the trickiest part, I think, for the sound design was when the subway went off the tracks and was crashing and hitting all the I-beams and all that stuff.
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It was just a calamity of noise and and energy, and I it I didn't hear anything that I thought was out of place.
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And you know what that must have been hard to do.
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Ah, amazing.
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That's probably because it was made in the nineties, not the one of my favorites.
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A UGA.
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Yeah, um which I actually said early on in the movie.
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Yeah.
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Did you turn into a wolf?
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An owl.
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And my eyes came out.
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My heels were clicking.
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Your jaw drop, tongue rolled out.
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When we get into the movie, I'll tell you what part that is.
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Okay.
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If you can't guess.
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I already know what it is.
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I think I know exactly the spot.
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Hammina Hamina Hamina Hamina.
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This movie was uh was directed by Yon debont.
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Yon debont.
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I I assume that's how you pronounce his name.
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Jan.
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It's spelled J A N, so it could be Jan, but I think it's more fun to say Jan.
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Yon debont.
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Yon debont sounds like a confection.
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Could could could be Yan.
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Now this was this was Jan's directorial debut.
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Uh way to come out of the shoot.
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Prior to this, his work was as a cinematographer, and he shot some very visually iconic films, including Die Hard, The Hunt for Red October, great, and Basic Instinct.
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Those are three quality flicks.
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And for this being his debut as a director, I mean, he really came out as a bit of a madman because he insisted on practical stunts wherever possible, which worked.
00:23:19.440 --> 00:23:29.359
And from what I've read, uh he basically his standing directive directive to his casting crew were that let's try it at full speed and see what happens.
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Yeah, I I like that.
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I think that's cool.
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Fuck yo safety.
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Yeah.
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Uh after this, he had a few other movies that you've probably heard of that he directed.
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Twister.
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Mm-hmm.
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You know, so basically speed with tornadoes.
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Okay.
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Yeah.
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And then speed to cruise control, which is basically speed but very slow.
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But they can use cruise control.
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Well, it's on a cruise ship.
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Oh, that's the thing.
00:23:55.119 --> 00:23:55.279
Okay.
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Good to see it.
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The writer of this movie is someone I am very familiar familiar with his work.
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Who's that?
00:24:04.079 --> 00:24:05.759
Uh his name's Graham Yost.
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Graham Yost.
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This was his first produced screenplay, but he had other work in the writing field, including 13 episodes of Nickelodeon's show.
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Hey dude.
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Oh, hell yeah.
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Hey dude.
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That's right.
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Because it's a little wild and a little strange.
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When you make your home down on the rain.
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That's right.
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Start your horse and come along.
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Cause you can't get around Gandhold on.
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Take a Seth.
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Yaya.
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Yppie Kaya.
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What?
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What the cowboys say?
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Sing it again now.
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Yppy Kaya.
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Get along, little doggy.
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You know what?
00:24:49.359 --> 00:24:50.799
I'm a little bit out of the loop here.
00:24:50.960 --> 00:24:51.119
Yeah.
00:24:51.599 --> 00:24:53.039
Is this a Donnie Darko reference?
00:24:53.440 --> 00:24:54.400
No, no, no.
00:24:54.559 --> 00:24:56.000
But those will be coming.
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There will be plenty.
00:24:57.200 --> 00:24:57.839
Um, oh no.
00:24:58.000 --> 00:25:04.000
But no, this was this was a live-action Nickelodeon show in the 90s about high school kids working at a dude ranch.
00:25:04.160 --> 00:25:05.839
It was amazingly awful.
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Hey, hey, I'm so glad that you recognize it.
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Because I was I went in tonight.
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I was even driving on the way here.
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I'm like, I hope, I hope, I hope one of these other two jokers have watched Hey Dude.
00:25:16.799 --> 00:25:17.759
Yeah, absolutely I did.
00:25:17.920 --> 00:25:19.440
God, I remember Nickelodeon.
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I remember Pinwheel.
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And you can't do that on television.
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Pinwheel was cool.
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But then after that, I kind of I kind of grew up.
00:25:27.119 --> 00:25:29.359
Did you Okay, okay, okay, all right, all right.
00:25:30.480 --> 00:25:31.359
Let's forget Brian's here.
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Actually, actually, you know what it is?
00:25:34.400 --> 00:25:37.920
For a big chunk of my, especially later childhood, I lived overseas.
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That's sad.
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And we didn't get Nickelodeon.
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We had one channel, AFN, on Horses Network.
00:25:43.279 --> 00:25:44.880
So I so I missed a bunch of pop culture.
00:25:45.519 --> 00:25:46.079
Hey, Justin.
00:25:46.160 --> 00:25:46.559
Uh-huh.
00:25:46.880 --> 00:25:48.079
Just you and me now for a moment.
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Yeah, just me and you.
00:25:49.200 --> 00:25:51.359
What was your favorite Nickelodeon show when you were a kid?
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Oh man.
00:25:52.480 --> 00:25:53.680
Like animated or live?
00:25:53.920 --> 00:25:55.039
Oh, no, I'm it's just live action.
00:25:55.519 --> 00:25:55.920
Live action?
00:25:56.160 --> 00:25:57.279
Let's stick with the live action.
00:25:57.440 --> 00:25:57.759
Okay.
00:25:58.240 --> 00:26:00.799
Uh man, Alex Mack was really good.
00:26:00.960 --> 00:26:01.519
That wasn't bad.
00:26:01.599 --> 00:26:02.240
That was a good one.
00:26:02.319 --> 00:26:02.799
She was hot.
00:26:02.960 --> 00:26:03.680
Salute your shorts?
00:26:03.759 --> 00:26:04.240
When I was a kid.
00:26:04.319 --> 00:26:04.799
Salute your shorts.
00:26:04.960 --> 00:26:05.839
Oh, that's the best one.
00:26:06.000 --> 00:26:06.559
That was a good one.
00:26:06.720 --> 00:26:07.359
Salute your shorts.
00:26:07.680 --> 00:26:08.240
That was the best.
00:26:08.400 --> 00:26:13.599
Our uh oh yeah, Camp on a ugly.
00:26:14.319 --> 00:26:17.839
When I think about you, it makes me want to fart.
00:26:18.720 --> 00:26:19.680
That's highbrow.
00:26:19.839 --> 00:26:20.160
You know what?
00:26:20.240 --> 00:26:20.640
You know what?
00:26:20.720 --> 00:26:21.839
Where do you stand on Pete and Pete?
00:26:21.920 --> 00:26:22.799
Pete and Pete was great.
00:26:22.880 --> 00:26:24.319
Oh that was my favorite, I think.
00:26:24.480 --> 00:26:25.359
Ah, what was that?
00:26:25.519 --> 00:26:26.720
A weird guy's name, Arnie.
00:26:26.880 --> 00:26:27.440
Yeah, Artie.
00:26:27.680 --> 00:26:28.079
Artie.
00:26:28.319 --> 00:26:30.480
The strongest man in the world.
00:26:30.640 --> 00:26:34.640
I think who is actually a very damn good actor, and I've seen him and stuff all the time now.
00:26:34.799 --> 00:26:35.039
Really?
00:26:35.200 --> 00:26:35.359
Yeah.
00:26:35.599 --> 00:26:38.160
You know what Brian had that we didn't have overseas?
00:26:38.400 --> 00:26:39.039
What's that?
00:26:39.279 --> 00:26:41.279
Shampoo commercials that showed boobs.
00:26:41.359 --> 00:26:41.839
Yep.
00:26:44.079 --> 00:26:45.599
We didn't get that here in the States.
00:26:45.839 --> 00:26:46.960
Helped me get through puberty.
00:26:47.200 --> 00:26:48.000
I bet it did.
00:26:48.240 --> 00:26:49.200
I bet it did.
00:26:49.279 --> 00:26:53.440
I bet if they had that here in the United States, it would have helped a lot more other guys get through puberty as well.
00:26:53.599 --> 00:26:55.519
Okay, so it was really weird on German television.
00:26:55.680 --> 00:26:57.839
They wouldn't have commercials during a show.
00:26:58.000 --> 00:27:02.480
They would have a block of commercials like at seven o'clock in the evening.
00:27:02.640 --> 00:27:04.960
You'd have 30 minutes of commercials.
00:27:05.200 --> 00:27:05.839
30 minutes.
00:27:06.000 --> 00:27:09.920
Yeah, but then you'd have show, show, show, show, show, but no commercials.
00:27:10.160 --> 00:27:13.519
30 minutes of naked boobs in the shower washing hair.
00:27:13.759 --> 00:27:15.920
Not all commercials were shampoo commercials.
00:27:16.000 --> 00:27:17.440
There were some bar soap commercials.
00:27:17.599 --> 00:27:18.559
But probably enough.
00:27:18.720 --> 00:27:18.960
Yeah.
00:27:20.640 --> 00:27:21.039
Yeah.
00:27:21.519 --> 00:27:22.880
Let's just say you got the job done.
00:27:23.200 --> 00:27:25.039
Enough in the 30 minutes.
00:27:27.279 --> 00:27:28.400
So getting back to speed.
00:27:28.559 --> 00:27:28.960
Yeah, speed.
00:27:30.240 --> 00:27:36.319
Anyway, so Graham Yoast, Graham Yoast uh came up with a real simple concept.
00:27:36.559 --> 00:27:39.759
A bomb on a bus that explodes if it drives below 50 miles an hour.
00:27:39.920 --> 00:27:40.240
Genius.
00:27:40.400 --> 00:27:40.799
That was it.
00:27:41.119 --> 00:27:41.920
That was the concept.
00:27:42.000 --> 00:27:45.200
It was easy to understand, immediate stakes with zero wasted time.
00:27:46.480 --> 00:27:50.559
And it basically so the script was pretty much a pressure cooker with wheels.
00:27:50.960 --> 00:28:00.160
The idea, though, I guess apparently was originally inspired by action films like Runaway Train, but he wanted to something that'd be a little bit more simple, a little bit more brutally efficient, a little bit more approachable.
00:28:00.640 --> 00:28:02.880
So hey, what's more approachable than train?
00:28:03.039 --> 00:28:03.599
A bus.
00:28:03.839 --> 00:28:04.400
A bus.
00:28:04.720 --> 00:28:07.200
I I thought the idea behind this movie was phenomenal.
00:28:07.279 --> 00:28:07.359
Yeah.
00:28:07.519 --> 00:28:08.079
I thought it was great.
00:28:08.240 --> 00:28:08.799
It's a great movie.
00:28:08.880 --> 00:28:09.039
Yeah.
00:28:09.119 --> 00:28:09.680
Great movie movie.
00:28:09.839 --> 00:28:14.079
Now, fun fact, did you know that this movie was not originally called Speed?
00:28:14.240 --> 00:28:14.400
No.
00:28:14.720 --> 00:28:15.680
What was it called?
00:28:16.319 --> 00:28:17.839
Minimum Speed.
00:28:18.160 --> 00:28:18.799
Ooh.
00:28:19.359 --> 00:28:20.559
That would have been a flop.
00:28:20.799 --> 00:28:21.599
It would have been a flop.
00:28:21.839 --> 00:28:23.440
Because it sounds like a DMV training movie.
00:28:23.680 --> 00:28:24.000
It does.
00:28:24.079 --> 00:28:24.480
It does.
00:28:24.720 --> 00:28:26.000
I'm glad they changed it.
00:28:26.240 --> 00:28:26.559
Right.
00:28:26.720 --> 00:28:28.960
It's kind of like the whole the Facebook thing.
00:28:29.039 --> 00:28:29.200
Yeah.
00:28:29.359 --> 00:28:29.519
Yeah.
00:28:29.599 --> 00:28:32.640
You know, somebody was smart enough to say drop the the and just go.
00:28:33.039 --> 00:28:34.880
Somebody was smart enough to say drop the minimum.
00:28:35.039 --> 00:28:36.799
Yeah, they were good plan.
00:28:36.960 --> 00:28:37.359
You know what?
00:28:37.519 --> 00:28:39.279
It was the least they could do.
00:28:39.839 --> 00:28:46.400
And I think I think whoever that person was, Graham Yost will thank them because he went on to a lot of other projects.
00:28:46.559 --> 00:28:52.319
Uh a lot of more recently TV work and some things that I know you're gonna know, Brian.
00:28:52.880 --> 00:29:00.799
He uh was a writer on Band of Brothers, The Pacific, and a show that you and I both thoroughly enjoyed, Falling Skies.
00:29:01.039 --> 00:29:01.440
Loved it.
00:29:01.519 --> 00:29:02.079
Yeah, yeah.
00:29:02.480 --> 00:29:04.559
Noah Wiley Against Aliens.
00:29:04.799 --> 00:29:05.599
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:29:05.680 --> 00:29:06.559
The the Skeeters.
00:29:06.880 --> 00:29:11.359
And he's the creator of two shows I really love and cannot recommend enough.
00:29:11.599 --> 00:29:12.400
Justified.
00:29:12.640 --> 00:29:13.359
I heard it was good.
00:29:13.519 --> 00:29:13.680
Yeah.
00:29:13.920 --> 00:29:16.880
FX show with Timothy Oliphant and Walton Goggins.
00:29:16.960 --> 00:29:19.519
It's kind of like a modern western, but set in rural Kentucky.
00:29:19.680 --> 00:29:20.799
I like both those guys.
00:29:21.039 --> 00:29:22.640
You would enjoy Justified.
00:29:22.720 --> 00:29:25.359
It's it's modern gunslinger in Cold Country.
00:29:25.680 --> 00:29:26.160
That's cool.
00:29:26.319 --> 00:29:26.640
Nice.
00:29:26.880 --> 00:29:34.640
And then Silo, which is a post-apocalyptic TV show set entirely in an underground silo.
00:29:35.039 --> 00:29:36.319
You had me at post-apocalyptic.
00:29:36.480 --> 00:29:38.240
It's got Tim Robbins in it, Common is in it.
00:29:39.359 --> 00:29:40.559
Rebecca Ferguson's in it.
00:29:40.799 --> 00:29:40.960
Yeah.
00:29:41.039 --> 00:29:41.440
It's good.
00:29:41.519 --> 00:29:41.839
I like it.
00:29:42.480 --> 00:29:43.200
It's on Apple TV.
00:29:43.359 --> 00:29:46.000
Did you know Common was also in uh the John Wicks?
00:29:46.240 --> 00:29:50.079
I did not because I haven't seen the John Wicks, as we've previously discussed.
00:29:50.319 --> 00:29:52.079
I love movies about silos.
00:29:55.279 --> 00:29:57.839
So yeah, people have done some things.
00:29:58.640 --> 00:30:00.319
But that's the people behind the camera.
00:30:00.480 --> 00:30:01.440
Well, you know what's cool?
00:30:01.680 --> 00:30:05.839
A lot of the people, not just the actors, but a lot of the people behind, you know, behind the camera.
00:30:06.000 --> 00:30:07.599
Man, this was their stepping off too.
00:30:07.680 --> 00:30:08.240
It absolutely was.
00:30:08.480 --> 00:30:09.519
There's so many people who went in the city.
00:30:09.680 --> 00:30:12.559
Are you saying that K dude wasn't a launching pad?
00:30:12.720 --> 00:30:13.119
I am.
00:30:13.359 --> 00:30:14.240
Damn it, Brian.
00:30:14.319 --> 00:30:14.960
Yeah.
00:30:15.279 --> 00:30:16.160
I take issue.
00:30:16.480 --> 00:30:17.599
A little wild and a little strange.
00:30:18.000 --> 00:30:20.640
K dude was a stepping stone, not a launching pad.
00:30:20.880 --> 00:30:22.559
Yippie Kaye, what?
00:30:23.519 --> 00:30:24.000
Motherfucker.
00:30:24.400 --> 00:30:25.279
Saying it again now.
00:30:25.519 --> 00:30:26.640
Oh, wait, that's diard.
00:30:27.440 --> 00:30:27.680
All right.
00:30:27.759 --> 00:30:28.240
Anyway.
00:30:28.400 --> 00:30:30.559
So we've talked about the people behind the camera.
00:30:30.640 --> 00:30:32.400
Let's talk about the people in front of the camera.
00:30:32.559 --> 00:30:33.440
Justin, who you got?
00:30:33.599 --> 00:30:34.000
Let's do.
00:30:34.160 --> 00:30:38.160
First up, I have Jack Traven played by Keanu Reeves.
00:30:38.480 --> 00:30:39.359
Fuck me.
00:30:39.920 --> 00:30:40.559
Fuck me.
00:30:40.880 --> 00:30:41.440
Oh, that's good.
00:30:41.519 --> 00:30:42.240
Play it again.
00:30:42.480 --> 00:30:43.359
Fuck me.
00:30:45.839 --> 00:30:47.440
He's talking to you, Brian.
00:30:48.640 --> 00:30:49.359
Fuck me.
00:30:49.759 --> 00:30:50.319
Brian.
00:30:50.480 --> 00:30:52.319
I I may just do that.
00:30:52.480 --> 00:30:53.119
I mean, why not?
00:30:53.200 --> 00:30:54.000
It's Keanu Reeves.
00:30:54.160 --> 00:30:54.400
It is.
00:30:54.559 --> 00:30:55.359
Fuck me.
00:30:59.359 --> 00:31:09.519
Jack is a fearless LAPD SWAT officer who must think fast and stay calm under pressure as he tries to outsmart a madman and save innocent lives.
00:31:11.599 --> 00:31:16.640
I don't want to be that guy, but I'm gonna be that guy.
00:31:16.880 --> 00:31:17.440
Be the guy.
00:31:17.920 --> 00:31:19.440
Keanu Reeves is not a good actor.
00:31:19.599 --> 00:31:20.880
He's a terrible actor.
00:31:21.119 --> 00:31:24.799
You know, he's he seems to play the same character in every movie.
00:31:25.200 --> 00:31:25.599
He does.
00:31:25.759 --> 00:31:29.839
And in in most in many cases, the character fits the movie.
00:31:30.000 --> 00:31:30.240
Right.
00:31:30.400 --> 00:31:34.319
Like TOD Todd from Parenthood, Keanu Reeves.
00:31:34.880 --> 00:31:36.079
Okay, that worked.
00:31:36.319 --> 00:31:39.680
Uh Ted Theodore Preston, it worked.
00:31:39.759 --> 00:31:39.920
Yeah.
00:31:40.079 --> 00:31:42.319
Or Ted Theodore Logan in Don Ted's, it worked.
00:31:42.559 --> 00:31:44.559
Stoner surfer guy, yeah.
00:31:44.960 --> 00:31:50.240
Even I guess he could save point break, even though he's an undercover police, whatever.
00:31:50.480 --> 00:31:52.880
There's a lot of surfing and skydiving, so it kind of worked.
00:31:53.039 --> 00:31:53.359
Yeah.
00:31:53.519 --> 00:31:57.279
I guess on this one, because the di his dialogue was actually pretty lacking.
00:31:57.519 --> 00:32:01.279
And in fact, I was really damn near pulled in a different movie quote.
00:32:01.359 --> 00:32:05.519
I almost pulled in like from The Matrix, I knew how to do Kung Fu just to have a longer quote.
00:32:06.480 --> 00:32:08.720
Because really, there's just not that no, no.
00:32:08.799 --> 00:32:12.160
He I think the longest sentence he said was like four words.
00:32:12.400 --> 00:32:15.680
He said some things, but none of it was like exciting or interesting or funny.
00:32:15.839 --> 00:32:16.799
It was just yeah.
00:32:17.039 --> 00:32:18.240
I mean, fuck me works.
00:32:18.319 --> 00:32:18.480
Yeah.
00:32:18.720 --> 00:32:19.200
It does.
00:32:19.599 --> 00:32:21.440
What's interesting is Fuck me.
00:32:21.839 --> 00:32:22.480
Fuck me.
00:32:22.799 --> 00:32:28.960
What's interesting is nowadays, you know, we know the story of Keanu Reeves Reeves as as the good guy.
00:32:29.039 --> 00:32:29.279
Yeah.
00:32:29.680 --> 00:32:31.279
You know, he's just a solid human being.
00:32:31.440 --> 00:32:31.920
Absolutely.
00:32:32.079 --> 00:32:37.200
You know, uh, he gave most of his salary from the Matrix to the special effects team.
00:32:37.359 --> 00:32:37.680
Yeah.
00:32:37.839 --> 00:32:39.279
Um, just what a good dude.
00:32:39.359 --> 00:32:41.279
And he's done so much for cancer research, all that stuff.
00:32:41.359 --> 00:32:42.079
We we've heard it.
00:32:42.400 --> 00:32:45.839
Um but people loved him before they knew that.
00:32:46.720 --> 00:32:48.079
Not quite sure why.
00:32:48.400 --> 00:32:48.640
Right.
00:32:49.119 --> 00:32:49.680
I I don't know.
00:32:49.759 --> 00:32:52.640
I I think a lot of the rules, it just worked.
00:32:53.039 --> 00:32:57.839
Again, they were casting the Keanu Reeves character in rules that it that it fit.
00:32:58.319 --> 00:33:01.440
But there were some outliers that I'm like, oh, really?
00:33:02.000 --> 00:33:12.960
Well in this movie, I thought Keanu Reeves Jack Traven, his character, his job was his personality.
00:33:13.119 --> 00:33:13.440
Yeah.
00:33:13.839 --> 00:33:15.519
And that usually really annoys me.
00:33:16.079 --> 00:33:19.839
But there's something I can't put my finger on that made me really like him.
00:33:20.480 --> 00:33:21.599
And I normally don't.
00:33:21.759 --> 00:33:22.079
Yeah.
00:33:22.400 --> 00:33:24.000
Like that type of character.
00:33:24.400 --> 00:33:24.960
I don't know.
00:33:25.119 --> 00:33:31.039
Like, there's like there's never been a movie that Keanu Reese is in that I I hated him in the movie, and I don't get it.
00:33:31.279 --> 00:33:31.440
Right.
00:33:31.599 --> 00:33:31.680
Right.
00:33:31.920 --> 00:33:33.200
Because he's not good at it.
00:33:33.440 --> 00:33:38.720
No, but he's there's some hidden enduring quality that draws you in.
00:33:38.880 --> 00:33:41.359
There, there is like it's like an unspoken thing.
00:33:41.519 --> 00:33:41.759
Right.
00:33:41.839 --> 00:33:45.279
That there is this bro dude energy that is palpable.
00:33:45.440 --> 00:33:45.839
Yeah.
00:33:46.160 --> 00:33:49.920
And it you can't help but to kind of get hooked on it, right?
00:33:50.319 --> 00:33:51.119
You root for the guy.
00:33:51.279 --> 00:33:51.680
A little bit.
00:33:51.839 --> 00:33:52.559
You love the guy.
00:33:52.799 --> 00:33:53.359
Love you, man.
00:33:53.680 --> 00:33:54.720
You're my best friend, buddy.
00:33:54.880 --> 00:33:55.680
But you don't know why.
00:33:55.759 --> 00:33:56.000
Right.
00:33:56.079 --> 00:33:56.319
Yeah.
00:33:56.400 --> 00:33:57.039
Yeah.
00:33:57.519 --> 00:33:58.880
He's been in a lot of other movies.
00:33:59.039 --> 00:34:00.319
Maybe he has the Kavorka.
00:34:00.400 --> 00:34:01.039
I'm not gonna.
00:34:01.119 --> 00:34:04.240
I we we've talked about many already.
00:34:04.319 --> 00:34:07.920
And if you don't know of any other Counter Reeves movies, IMDB it.
00:34:08.000 --> 00:34:09.119
I'm not gonna waste any time here.
00:34:09.199 --> 00:34:10.159
He's done a lot of stuff.
00:34:10.400 --> 00:34:10.880
Matrix.
00:34:11.360 --> 00:34:19.679
What I do think is uh cool, despite the fact he's still an A-list action icon, he runs his own motorcycle company.
00:34:19.920 --> 00:34:20.320
Really?
00:34:20.480 --> 00:34:20.800
Yeah.
00:34:20.960 --> 00:34:25.119
He does cut makes custom motorcycles because why not?
00:34:25.599 --> 00:34:28.239
Did he Okay, hold on, hold on.
00:34:28.639 --> 00:34:36.079
When he came up with this idea, did he draw a picture in crayon and give it to his best friend?
00:34:36.239 --> 00:34:37.039
I hope he did.
00:34:37.199 --> 00:34:37.760
I hope so.
00:34:37.840 --> 00:34:39.199
That sounds like Keanu Reddit.
00:34:39.440 --> 00:34:40.480
It probably does, doesn't it?
00:34:40.800 --> 00:34:40.880
Yes.
00:34:41.119 --> 00:34:43.280
That's such a fire in the sky kind of idea.
00:34:43.920 --> 00:34:44.800
Look, man.
00:34:44.960 --> 00:34:47.039
Oh, I drew this with my crayons last night.
00:34:49.039 --> 00:34:50.320
Alright, who else we got?
00:34:50.480 --> 00:34:54.400
All right, next up we have Annie Porter played by Sandra Bullock.
00:34:54.639 --> 00:34:55.760
I love my car.
00:34:56.079 --> 00:34:57.360
I miss my car.
00:34:59.199 --> 00:35:00.719
She's she's a cutie patootie.
00:35:00.880 --> 00:35:01.920
She is a cutie patootie.
00:35:02.880 --> 00:35:03.840
She still is and always has been.
00:35:04.239 --> 00:35:04.800
Oh man, yeah.
00:35:04.880 --> 00:35:05.119
Yeah.
00:35:05.519 --> 00:35:06.559
Like she never aged.
00:35:06.639 --> 00:35:06.800
No.
00:35:06.960 --> 00:35:09.039
Like she's just better with age, even.
00:35:09.440 --> 00:35:19.199
Anyway, Annie is a quick-witted civilian who finds herself behind the wheel of a rigged bus rising to the occasion with courage and sharp instincts.
00:35:19.920 --> 00:35:21.119
I thought she was a fun character.
00:35:21.360 --> 00:35:22.079
She was a fun character.
00:35:22.239 --> 00:35:22.639
Wildcat.
00:35:22.960 --> 00:35:29.039
And I appreciate the fact that you know this was a person who was put into a situation well outside their wheelhouse.
00:35:29.199 --> 00:35:29.440
Yeah.
00:35:29.599 --> 00:35:31.519
They rose to the occasion.
00:35:31.840 --> 00:35:36.960
I think there were times that she seemed almost too comfortable, too quick with things.
00:35:37.280 --> 00:35:38.000
Yeah, I felt that too.
00:35:38.159 --> 00:35:41.840
But I also kind of like dismissive because maybe that's just how she processes nervousness.
00:35:42.000 --> 00:35:42.480
That could be.
00:35:42.559 --> 00:35:42.880
Maybe.
00:35:43.039 --> 00:35:44.960
I I thought she was kind of bitchy at the beginning.
00:35:45.119 --> 00:35:45.599
Mm-hmm.
00:35:46.000 --> 00:35:47.840
And and I think her character grew.
00:35:47.920 --> 00:35:49.679
I I thought that was a real arc here.
00:35:50.000 --> 00:35:50.800
Yeah, I agree.
00:35:50.960 --> 00:35:51.199
Yeah.
00:35:51.360 --> 00:35:54.239
When she first got on, she likes she didn't even want to talk to the guy behind her.
00:35:54.960 --> 00:36:03.760
Okay, in fairness, Alan Ruck's his the character who's right behind her, Cameron Fry from from Ferris Bueller's Day Off.
00:36:04.159 --> 00:36:05.119
So damn annoying.
00:36:05.199 --> 00:36:05.679
Yeah, oh yeah.
00:36:05.920 --> 00:36:16.079
And I and I could get why she wouldn't want to be near him, but but the whole, you know, she pulls her own gum out of her mouth and talks about, oh no, I sat in gum just so she can leave.
00:36:16.239 --> 00:36:18.079
It was a little bit of a bitch move.
00:36:18.239 --> 00:36:18.320
Yeah.
00:36:18.719 --> 00:36:19.840
It was a little bitchy move.
00:36:20.000 --> 00:36:24.239
You know, like just to be upfront and honest, say, hey, I don't want to talk to you.
00:36:24.400 --> 00:36:25.280
You know, like I get it.
00:36:25.360 --> 00:36:26.960
You're a tourist, like all that good stuff.
00:36:27.119 --> 00:36:28.079
I have my own things to do.
00:36:28.239 --> 00:36:30.079
Or no hablo inglés.
00:36:30.639 --> 00:36:31.519
You're in California.
00:36:31.760 --> 00:36:32.239
That would do it.
00:36:32.320 --> 00:36:32.559
Yeah.
00:36:32.719 --> 00:36:33.519
That would do it.
00:36:33.760 --> 00:36:33.920
Okay.
00:36:36.800 --> 00:36:37.280
No say.
00:36:38.320 --> 00:36:39.519
What else has she been in?
00:36:39.840 --> 00:36:40.159
A lot.
00:36:40.559 --> 00:36:40.960
Everything.
00:36:41.280 --> 00:36:41.760
Yeah, everything.
00:36:41.840 --> 00:36:46.480
Uh, we've mentioned a few already, but the other one's uh the blind side, which she won an Oscar for.
00:36:46.800 --> 00:36:47.119
Seen it.
00:36:47.280 --> 00:36:49.519
Miscongeniality and gravity.
00:36:49.599 --> 00:36:49.840
Yeah.
00:36:50.239 --> 00:36:50.719
Nazi.
00:36:50.960 --> 00:36:52.159
Have you seen Bird Box?
00:36:52.960 --> 00:36:53.119
Yes.
00:36:53.199 --> 00:36:53.760
Yeah, I saw that.
00:36:54.000 --> 00:36:54.480
I did see that.
00:36:54.719 --> 00:36:56.000
What were your thoughts on that?
00:36:56.880 --> 00:36:58.239
I thought it was interesting.
00:36:58.559 --> 00:37:01.039
It was interesting, like the first half of it was interesting.
00:37:01.199 --> 00:37:02.880
Then to me, it just kind of drawn on.
00:37:03.039 --> 00:37:03.360
Yeah.
00:37:03.440 --> 00:37:03.760
Yeah.
00:37:04.000 --> 00:37:04.320
Okay.
00:37:04.800 --> 00:37:06.000
Yeah, I feel the same way.
00:37:06.239 --> 00:37:06.719
I liked it.
00:37:06.960 --> 00:37:08.800
Did you ever see while you were sleeping?
00:37:09.280 --> 00:37:10.400
Uh yes.
00:37:10.639 --> 00:37:11.280
Yes, I have.
00:37:11.519 --> 00:37:11.840
Which one?
00:37:11.920 --> 00:37:12.239
What is that?
00:37:12.639 --> 00:37:13.920
I have strong feelings about that one.
00:37:14.159 --> 00:37:14.880
You will love that.
00:37:15.199 --> 00:37:15.360
Why?
00:37:15.519 --> 00:37:16.000
What is it?
00:37:16.079 --> 00:37:16.400
What is it?
00:37:16.719 --> 00:37:18.400
Okay, isn't it the guy who goes into a coma?
00:37:18.639 --> 00:37:21.039
Yeah, so she's a friend or something.
00:37:21.360 --> 00:37:24.880
Then she she works like at a transit booth or something like that.
00:37:25.039 --> 00:37:25.199
Yeah.
00:37:25.440 --> 00:37:31.760
And there's a guy that she sees every day that she builds this kind of unrequited, unspoken crush for.
00:37:31.920 --> 00:37:32.159
Okay.
00:37:32.639 --> 00:37:42.239
And he gets injured, like he falls off the platform and hits his head, and she's you know, calls anyway, he gets rushed off.
00:37:42.400 --> 00:37:47.760
And somehow the assumption is made that she is his girlfriend and she doesn't correct anybody.
00:37:48.079 --> 00:37:48.400
Okay.
00:37:48.880 --> 00:37:50.639
She's never actually spoke to this guy.
00:37:50.880 --> 00:37:51.199
All right.
00:37:51.920 --> 00:37:55.199
And then he wakes up and has amnesia, right?
00:37:55.360 --> 00:38:01.039
And and but in the process of this, she actually develops feelings for his brother.
00:38:01.760 --> 00:38:02.559
Oh, yeah.
00:38:02.880 --> 00:38:03.280
Wow.
00:38:03.519 --> 00:38:03.840
Yeah.
00:38:04.079 --> 00:38:04.400
Wow.
00:38:04.559 --> 00:38:04.719
Yeah.
00:38:04.960 --> 00:38:05.440
Messy.
00:38:06.159 --> 00:38:11.119
But honestly, I think that is the essence of a Sandra Bullock movie.
00:38:11.679 --> 00:38:15.440
Being a fumbling, messy mess.
00:38:15.599 --> 00:38:15.840
Yes.
00:38:16.079 --> 00:38:16.559
That's the proposal.
00:38:17.039 --> 00:38:18.320
So charming at the same time.
00:38:18.480 --> 00:38:18.719
Uh-huh.
00:38:18.880 --> 00:38:19.280
Uh-huh.
00:38:19.840 --> 00:38:20.000
Yeah.
00:38:20.239 --> 00:38:21.039
There's magic there.
00:38:21.280 --> 00:38:22.000
And darn cute.
00:38:22.159 --> 00:38:23.199
There's practical magic there.
00:38:23.440 --> 00:38:24.559
So I've heard.
00:38:25.360 --> 00:38:35.280
Uh, but yeah, she's really become a pretty bankable star, and you know shows up not as much as she used to, but when she does, man, she reminds you.
00:38:35.360 --> 00:38:35.840
She's got it.
00:38:36.000 --> 00:38:36.159
Yep.
00:38:36.320 --> 00:38:36.639
She does it.
00:38:36.719 --> 00:38:36.880
She does.
00:38:37.679 --> 00:38:44.320
She she, like Keanu Reeves, has that extra ingredient that endears you to her character.
00:38:44.400 --> 00:38:44.800
Mm-hmm.
00:38:44.960 --> 00:38:45.199
Yeah.
00:38:45.440 --> 00:38:46.800
Yeah, she's a better actress, though.
00:38:46.880 --> 00:38:49.039
I mean, because like in the proposal, she was a real bitch.
00:38:49.119 --> 00:38:49.199
Yeah.
00:38:49.360 --> 00:38:50.239
But you liked her.
00:38:50.480 --> 00:38:50.639
Yeah.
00:38:50.719 --> 00:38:50.960
Yeah.
00:38:51.280 --> 00:38:51.519
Weird.
00:38:51.920 --> 00:38:53.440
She's pretty sexy in that one, too.
00:38:53.599 --> 00:38:53.679
Oh.
00:38:55.840 --> 00:38:56.320
Comes out of the shower.
00:38:56.559 --> 00:38:57.599
Who else we got?
00:38:58.400 --> 00:38:58.880
Yeah.
00:38:59.440 --> 00:39:02.719
Next up is Howard Payne, played by Dennis Hopper.
00:39:03.280 --> 00:39:05.360
It's getting on to 11 a.m., Jazz.
00:39:05.599 --> 00:39:06.320
Likely someone.
00:39:06.480 --> 00:39:09.840
And I think it's gonna be a very pretty day.
00:39:12.800 --> 00:39:17.199
Howard is a disgruntled former bomb squad officer turned terrorist.
00:39:17.440 --> 00:39:20.960
Driven by revenge and a twisted sense of justice.
00:39:21.840 --> 00:39:27.519
There's a phrase that is spoken multiple times throughout this movie that I think is the perfect descriptor for this character.
00:39:27.679 --> 00:39:28.159
What's that?
00:39:28.800 --> 00:39:30.239
Crazy, not stupid.
00:39:32.159 --> 00:39:32.559
Yeah.
00:39:33.360 --> 00:39:40.239
There's another thing he said where the craziest poor people are crazy.
00:39:40.800 --> 00:39:42.000
I'm eccentric.
00:39:43.119 --> 00:39:45.360
I I thought that was a pretty fun quote.
00:39:46.960 --> 00:39:47.280
Yeah.
00:39:47.679 --> 00:39:48.960
Poor people are crazy.
00:39:50.320 --> 00:39:51.280
Yeah, he was nuts.
00:39:51.599 --> 00:39:51.760
Yeah.
00:39:52.159 --> 00:39:53.440
He did a good job of it, too.
00:39:53.519 --> 00:39:56.880
I I think that's just the energy that's natural to Dennis Hopper.
00:39:57.280 --> 00:40:00.000
Ah, he was wacko and he was naturally unhinged.
00:40:00.159 --> 00:40:00.320
Yeah.
00:40:00.480 --> 00:40:00.639
Yeah.
00:40:00.880 --> 00:40:01.119
For sure.
00:40:01.440 --> 00:40:04.639
I know they tried to make him to be this maniacal genius.
00:40:05.599 --> 00:40:07.119
But he had his faults too.
00:40:07.280 --> 00:40:07.519
Yeah.
00:40:07.679 --> 00:40:08.079
Yeah.
00:40:09.920 --> 00:40:11.840
I liked that character.
00:40:13.199 --> 00:40:14.559
How creepy was that hand, though?
00:40:14.719 --> 00:40:15.360
Ooh, yeah.
00:40:16.159 --> 00:40:17.360
That was a good prosthetic for sure.
00:40:17.519 --> 00:40:18.800
Yeah, it was a nice little mangled hand.
00:40:18.880 --> 00:40:19.280
Yeah.
00:40:19.760 --> 00:40:20.719
Bomb squad guy.
00:40:20.880 --> 00:40:21.039
Yep.
00:40:22.559 --> 00:40:23.840
It's kind of like a gym teacher.
00:40:23.920 --> 00:40:24.480
Or I'm sorry.
00:40:24.559 --> 00:40:25.920
It's kind of like a shop teacher.
00:40:26.159 --> 00:40:26.400
Yeah.
00:40:26.559 --> 00:40:28.800
If he's got all his fingers, he didn't do his job right.
00:40:29.039 --> 00:40:29.440
Right, right.
00:40:29.599 --> 00:40:32.079
A shop teacher with all ten fingers is not a good shop teacher.
00:40:32.320 --> 00:40:32.559
No.
00:40:32.960 --> 00:40:35.360
In middle school, I had a shop teacher's name was Mr.
00:40:35.440 --> 00:40:36.079
Hedrick.
00:40:36.800 --> 00:40:40.159
And so, like, you know, he had the dustpan, like with the brush.
00:40:40.320 --> 00:40:40.480
Yeah.
00:40:40.960 --> 00:40:43.920
First of all, he was missing a couple of tips of his fingers and stuff.
00:40:44.079 --> 00:40:46.719
But he would always comb his hair forward.
00:40:46.800 --> 00:40:49.599
He had a like the back of his hair was longer than the front.
00:40:49.679 --> 00:40:53.440
He was bald and he would comb it with the brush for the dustpan.
00:40:53.840 --> 00:40:59.519
And at the end of the class, he would be combing it and he'd say, You don't do, we don't go.
00:40:59.920 --> 00:41:00.960
Simple as that.
00:41:01.199 --> 00:41:02.960
All he wanted to do was clean up.
00:41:03.440 --> 00:41:07.519
But he would stand there and brush his head with this dustpan brush.
00:41:07.599 --> 00:41:08.960
And it was the creepiest thing ever.
00:41:09.280 --> 00:41:09.920
It is creepy.
00:41:10.239 --> 00:41:11.039
Missing fingers.
00:41:11.199 --> 00:41:11.360
Yeah.
00:41:11.760 --> 00:41:12.639
Weirdo guy.
00:41:12.880 --> 00:41:14.079
He's probably dead now, though.
00:41:14.239 --> 00:41:14.480
Yeah.
00:41:14.639 --> 00:41:15.280
It's fine.
00:41:16.400 --> 00:41:17.280
Rest in peace, Mr.
00:41:17.360 --> 00:41:17.679
Hoogers.
00:41:18.000 --> 00:41:19.039
Also dead is Dennis Hopper.
00:41:19.199 --> 00:41:20.239
He passed away in 2010.
00:41:20.480 --> 00:41:22.480
I mostly remember Dennis Hopper from Hoosier's.
00:41:23.840 --> 00:41:24.079
Yeah.
00:41:24.880 --> 00:41:25.760
The alcoholic.
00:41:26.400 --> 00:41:27.519
Who wanders onto the court?
00:41:27.760 --> 00:41:31.440
Yo, he's done so many movies prior to his passing.
00:41:31.920 --> 00:41:33.039
And so many.
00:41:33.519 --> 00:41:35.920
I look thumbing through his IMDB page.
00:41:36.000 --> 00:41:38.880
I'm shocked by the number of movies I've never heard of.
00:41:39.119 --> 00:41:39.440
Yeah.
00:41:39.599 --> 00:41:46.159
But also some of the some huge movies, like so much we talked about earlier, Apocalypse Now, Blue Velvet, Easy Rider.
00:41:46.559 --> 00:41:47.440
Easy Rider, yeah.
00:41:47.519 --> 00:41:47.840
Yeah.
00:41:48.480 --> 00:41:49.199
Yeah, man.
00:41:49.360 --> 00:41:59.360
I mean, he he's definitely, you know, establish his legacy of one of cinema's most unpredictable actors.
00:41:59.920 --> 00:42:02.320
Because he's just such a cornucopia.
00:42:02.639 --> 00:42:08.320
There's a handful of them who can play the unhinged genius and do it like they're themselves.
00:42:09.920 --> 00:42:22.159
But especially in later in his career, um when we're or during this phase in his career anyway, it seemed like he had a specialty in playing characters you would not want to sit next to on a bus.
00:42:23.840 --> 00:42:25.360
How punny of you to say that.
00:42:25.440 --> 00:42:27.199
Yes, I totally agree.
00:42:27.920 --> 00:42:29.280
Anyway, who else we got?
00:42:29.440 --> 00:42:32.960
Next up, I have Harry Temple played by Jeff Daniels.
00:42:33.199 --> 00:42:34.159
I'm gonna go home.
00:42:34.960 --> 00:42:36.000
Have some sex.
00:42:39.440 --> 00:42:47.360
Harry's Jack's loyal partner, whose experience and level-headedness make him a key part of the after operation.
00:42:48.480 --> 00:42:53.599
I just have a hard time seeing Jeff Daniels in anything other than Dumb and Dumber.
00:42:53.920 --> 00:42:55.199
Like the diarrhea scene.
00:42:55.280 --> 00:42:55.440
Yeah.
00:42:55.679 --> 00:42:56.960
Like that's all I can picture with.
00:42:57.599 --> 00:43:04.719
What I love about Jeff Daniels, similar to Dennis Hopper, but a little bit more bankable.
00:43:05.760 --> 00:43:19.440
His filmography runs the gamut from the absolutely stupid to the absolutely intelligent psychological, over you know, it's it's all over the place, but it's all actually really dang good.
00:43:19.679 --> 00:43:20.079
It is.
00:43:20.159 --> 00:43:21.280
He's a pretty good actor.
00:43:21.440 --> 00:43:23.119
I remember him from Gettysburg.
00:43:23.280 --> 00:43:23.679
Yeah.
00:43:23.920 --> 00:43:30.320
Playing the the the what is it, Colonel of the Maine Division?
00:43:30.559 --> 00:43:32.639
Oh, uh General Chamberlain General Chamberlain.
00:43:32.800 --> 00:43:34.079
Yeah, of the 20th Main.
00:43:34.239 --> 00:43:36.159
He was a colonel at the yeah, 22nd, I think.
00:43:36.320 --> 00:43:36.800
22nd, maybe.
00:43:36.880 --> 00:43:37.039
Yeah.
00:43:37.199 --> 00:43:38.320
Yeah, the battle of the Little Round Tower.
00:43:38.400 --> 00:43:39.840
Yeah, but he has they do the pivot.
00:43:40.159 --> 00:43:40.480
Uh huh.
00:43:40.719 --> 00:43:42.719
And they and they charge with bayonets when they run out of it.
00:43:42.880 --> 00:43:43.920
Bayonet charge, yeah.
00:43:44.079 --> 00:43:45.360
Yeah, he was great in that movie.
00:43:45.519 --> 00:43:46.000
Great.
00:43:46.400 --> 00:43:48.079
Again, another epic.
00:43:49.679 --> 00:43:51.440
I will allow the term on that one.
00:43:51.840 --> 00:43:53.519
Because that movie actually had an intermission.
00:43:53.840 --> 00:43:57.119
It we know we're long.
00:43:57.280 --> 00:43:58.639
Stretch your legs.
00:43:59.280 --> 00:43:59.679
You're gonna
00:44:00.079 --> 00:44:00.800
Get blood clots.
00:44:00.960 --> 00:44:01.920
Let's go now.
00:44:02.480 --> 00:44:05.920
Did you find it funny that his name was Harry in this movie?
00:44:06.480 --> 00:44:11.199
But another 1994 movie was also Harry.
00:44:12.000 --> 00:44:15.840
I debated with my wife if if he he was Harry or if he was Lloyd.
00:44:16.159 --> 00:44:19.280
Like no, Lloyd Christmas was uh was Jim Carrey.
00:44:20.320 --> 00:44:20.400
Okay.
00:44:20.559 --> 00:44:20.800
Yeah.
00:44:21.119 --> 00:44:22.559
So which came first?
00:44:23.760 --> 00:44:26.000
Speed or Dumb and Dumber.
00:44:26.400 --> 00:44:27.440
They were both 94.
00:44:27.760 --> 00:44:28.079
Yeah.
00:44:28.880 --> 00:44:29.360
I don't know.
00:44:29.519 --> 00:44:30.719
He was a busy dude in 94.
00:44:31.039 --> 00:44:32.400
He was he was getting some stuff done.
00:44:34.559 --> 00:44:35.519
Somewhere in there.
00:44:35.920 --> 00:44:36.960
That's a big year for him.
00:44:37.119 --> 00:44:39.599
He might have been working two jobs at the same time.
00:44:40.239 --> 00:44:45.039
You know, he he's had success in both drama and comedy.
00:44:45.760 --> 00:44:48.960
And now he actually runs his own theater company in Michigan.
00:44:49.440 --> 00:44:50.000
No, goodness.
00:44:50.079 --> 00:44:50.159
Yeah.
00:44:50.320 --> 00:44:50.639
Good for him.
00:44:50.800 --> 00:44:51.599
He seems like a good dude.
00:44:51.679 --> 00:44:53.840
He seems like a guy I'd want has my as my neighbor.
00:44:54.000 --> 00:44:58.239
And I also appreciate that he's had success both on the big screen and the small screen.
00:44:58.400 --> 00:45:00.960
In fact, he won an Emmy for the newsroom.
00:45:01.679 --> 00:45:02.239
He was good in that.
00:45:02.719 --> 00:45:03.440
That was a good show.
00:45:04.239 --> 00:45:05.199
Hey, backing up real quick.
00:45:05.360 --> 00:45:06.880
Justin, you mentioned having two jobs.
00:45:07.760 --> 00:45:17.679
Keanu Reeves negotiated a smaller salary for this movie because he was also doing uh, I think, theater at the same time.
00:45:20.079 --> 00:45:21.519
So he said, Hey, can I do this theater?
00:45:21.599 --> 00:45:22.480
I'm like, no, you're doing this movie.
00:45:22.559 --> 00:45:23.679
He's like, what if I took less money?
00:45:23.760 --> 00:45:24.400
He said, okay.
00:45:25.679 --> 00:45:26.000
Wow.
00:45:26.960 --> 00:45:28.480
He's just an all-around good guy.
00:45:28.639 --> 00:45:28.960
Yeah.
00:45:30.000 --> 00:45:32.000
Alright, well let's move on.
00:45:32.079 --> 00:45:33.119
Who else we got?
00:45:33.440 --> 00:45:39.119
Next and last is Captain McMahon, played by Joe Morton.
00:45:39.599 --> 00:45:42.079
I just might be a nice guy and let you have the rest of the day off.
00:45:42.400 --> 00:45:43.199
That'd be great.
00:45:43.599 --> 00:45:44.239
Would be nice.
00:45:44.400 --> 00:45:45.280
I like this guy.
00:45:45.519 --> 00:45:49.360
I've seen him in a couple other things and I've always he's never been the focal.
00:45:49.599 --> 00:45:51.199
But uh, I've always liked his characters.
00:45:51.519 --> 00:45:51.840
Yeah.
00:45:52.800 --> 00:46:01.679
Well, in this movie, McMahon is the commanding officer overseeing the crisis, coordinating efforts to stop pain and save the passengers.
00:46:02.000 --> 00:46:04.800
And he's also the one that says, don't get dead.
00:46:05.039 --> 00:46:05.199
Right.
00:46:05.440 --> 00:46:17.199
You know what what I appreciate is that in so many police-oriented movies, the commander is presented either as an incompetent or an adversarial character.
00:46:17.760 --> 00:46:18.639
This guy was neither.
00:46:18.880 --> 00:46:19.679
No, he was neither.
00:46:19.840 --> 00:46:23.199
He was on top of his shit, he supported his dudes.
00:46:23.599 --> 00:46:26.159
He had humor, but he had balls.
00:46:26.320 --> 00:46:26.639
Yeah.
00:46:26.960 --> 00:46:27.360
100%.
00:46:27.840 --> 00:46:37.440
I I don't I can honestly cannot think of another movie where the commanding officer was this good.
00:46:38.400 --> 00:46:39.199
That's a good point.
00:46:39.360 --> 00:46:40.239
Yeah, you bring up a good point.
00:46:40.320 --> 00:46:40.719
I can't believe it.
00:46:41.039 --> 00:46:49.760
The closest one I could think of is the other guys with Mark Wahlberg and Will Farrell, where Oh my god, now my mind's gone blank.
00:46:49.920 --> 00:46:52.079
The guy that from um um Mr.
00:46:52.239 --> 00:46:52.639
Mom.
00:46:53.920 --> 00:46:54.639
Michael Keaton.
00:46:54.880 --> 00:47:06.559
Michael Keaton is their their commanding officer, and he's supportive, sort of, disciplinarian sort of TLC lyric quoter, absolutely.
00:47:07.920 --> 00:47:10.400
But you know, at least he you know, competent.
00:47:10.559 --> 00:47:15.119
Uh but yeah, most movies they're always just so over the top, screaming in their face.
00:47:15.360 --> 00:47:16.880
This was not the case, and I appreciate it.
00:47:17.039 --> 00:47:18.000
It was a different take.
00:47:18.159 --> 00:47:23.679
In fact Captain was almost like the person who Jack wanted to become.
00:47:23.920 --> 00:47:24.159
Yeah.
00:47:24.400 --> 00:47:27.360
He wanted to emulate his uh his captain.
00:47:27.599 --> 00:47:28.320
Yeah, I liked him.
00:47:28.400 --> 00:47:29.280
I thought he did a good job.
00:47:29.599 --> 00:47:30.480
Yeah, he was great.
00:47:31.599 --> 00:47:32.960
But I'd seen him somewhere else.
00:47:33.280 --> 00:47:33.679
You have.
00:47:34.159 --> 00:47:36.239
In fact, a movie I think that was mentioned earlier.
00:47:36.639 --> 00:47:38.800
Terminator 2! That's it! T2.
00:47:39.519 --> 00:47:39.920
Yeah.
00:47:40.239 --> 00:47:43.440
He uh he's the guy who accidentally builds the apocalypse.
00:47:44.559 --> 00:47:47.039
He's the one who gives himself up.
00:47:48.079 --> 00:47:50.880
You know, he has the shortness of breath and then he blows up the room.
00:47:51.119 --> 00:47:51.440
Yeah.
00:47:52.480 --> 00:47:53.840
Awful that he did that.
00:47:54.800 --> 00:47:55.920
To save humanity.
00:47:58.000 --> 00:47:59.840
But he was also by mistake.
00:48:00.079 --> 00:48:07.599
He was also in um the TV show Scandal, uh, the movie Ali, and American Gangster.
00:48:08.239 --> 00:48:09.039
So yeah.
00:48:10.800 --> 00:48:11.840
Not too shabby.
00:48:12.159 --> 00:48:13.840
Done a lot of things.
00:48:14.639 --> 00:48:27.840
Well, guys, now that we've talked about all these awesome people in this movie, what do you say we take a moment and talk about our s I don't even know how to quantify this.
00:48:28.000 --> 00:48:29.360
Let's talk about beer number two.
00:48:29.679 --> 00:48:30.800
Alright, beer number two.
00:48:31.199 --> 00:48:37.519
So this beer that we are now drinking is my pick for the evening.
00:48:38.639 --> 00:48:41.039
Comes from Aylesmith Brewing Company.
00:48:41.119 --> 00:48:43.119
It's their Speedway Stout.
00:48:43.280 --> 00:48:44.079
Oh, I like that.
00:48:44.239 --> 00:48:45.039
It fits the theme.
00:48:45.760 --> 00:48:46.320
It does.
00:48:46.480 --> 00:48:49.280
It's an Imperial Stout with coffee.
00:48:49.840 --> 00:48:54.639
It's a one-pint can with an ABV of 12%.
00:48:56.719 --> 00:48:57.599
Thanks.
00:48:57.840 --> 00:48:58.320
Yeah.
00:48:58.639 --> 00:49:03.679
Had I known we'd have been starting things off with Irish car bombs, I might not have picked this one.
00:49:04.320 --> 00:49:05.440
But I did.
00:49:06.159 --> 00:49:06.719
You know?
00:49:06.960 --> 00:49:12.159
And so we are now experiencing the bold and legendary taste of Speedway Stout.
00:49:12.880 --> 00:49:14.000
How in a can?
00:49:14.239 --> 00:49:15.199
Oh, now in a can.
00:49:15.280 --> 00:49:15.440
It is.
00:49:16.079 --> 00:49:16.400
I got it.
00:49:16.559 --> 00:49:17.440
Old man eyes.
00:49:17.519 --> 00:49:18.320
I cannot read.
00:49:18.480 --> 00:49:25.199
Now in a can, this modern classic is infused with richly roasted local coffee and boasts.
00:49:25.360 --> 00:49:32.400
Intense flavors of chocolate, roasted malt, dark fruits, toffee, and caramel.
00:49:32.559 --> 00:49:33.760
What is a dark fruit?
00:49:33.920 --> 00:49:36.400
I don't know, but I'm drinking like a plum.
00:49:36.719 --> 00:49:40.719
I think it's I think it's a strawberry with intrusive thoughts.
00:49:42.880 --> 00:49:45.360
Yeah, I was thinking, you know, prune?
00:49:46.639 --> 00:49:49.280
Raising designs, maybe plum.
00:49:49.519 --> 00:49:56.159
I have to say, I have three, four, or five real compliments about the spear and only one negative.
00:49:56.320 --> 00:49:56.960
Yeah.
00:49:57.360 --> 00:49:59.199
The negative is it's a little hot.
00:49:59.360 --> 00:49:59.760
It is.
00:50:00.000 --> 00:50:06.079
And we so we we've ventured out of our normal box of drinking it straight from the can.
00:50:06.320 --> 00:50:12.639
And we've poured this in glasses, not stifters, but just just your standard lager glass.
00:50:13.280 --> 00:50:26.159
And um I the first few sips I had, I fully agree, burned that hot alcohol, but the more it's kind of breathed and warmed up, is getting darn delightful.
00:50:26.320 --> 00:50:28.320
I love the coffee and chocolate notes in this.
00:50:28.480 --> 00:50:29.920
Yeah, they come through real strong.
00:50:30.079 --> 00:50:33.679
And that those those suicidal fruits, not bad either.
00:50:34.400 --> 00:50:37.280
You know, I'm I'm a sucker for a dark beer.
00:50:37.920 --> 00:50:40.559
And this thing's dark as night, and I like it.
00:50:40.960 --> 00:50:46.320
I just wish it wasn't so heavy with the alcohol.
00:50:46.559 --> 00:50:50.719
It is a little, even still, slightly hot, and definitely there's some syrupiness to it.
00:50:51.360 --> 00:50:54.000
Why does everybody think that everyone wants an Imperial?
00:50:54.079 --> 00:50:56.880
Maybe that's why the Kraft beer boom is like dying.
00:50:57.039 --> 00:50:58.320
I it's probably part of it.
00:50:58.559 --> 00:51:01.199
Because nobody wants to drink 12% beers.
00:51:01.360 --> 00:51:03.440
Well, because you don't have to buy a bunch of it.
00:51:03.679 --> 00:51:05.679
You know, two of them gets the job done.
00:51:05.840 --> 00:51:11.599
Yeah, I could just I I need a 12-pack of Bud Light, but you know, only two of these.
00:51:12.000 --> 00:51:16.480
I could just sip one through the night and be good, but I don't sip my beer.
00:51:16.719 --> 00:51:18.079
I don't sip my beers either.
00:51:18.239 --> 00:51:19.840
And I'm only sipping this one.
00:51:19.920 --> 00:51:21.360
I'm having a real hard time with it.
00:51:21.519 --> 00:51:24.400
Well, Ail Smith Brewing Company, I like what you created.
00:51:24.480 --> 00:51:25.679
Your speed waste out.
00:51:26.000 --> 00:51:26.719
I'm a fan.
00:51:26.960 --> 00:51:28.800
But make it a six percent.
00:51:29.519 --> 00:51:31.039
Uh, let's compromise.
00:51:31.119 --> 00:51:31.840
How about nine?
00:51:32.000 --> 00:51:33.199
I would take the six.
00:51:33.360 --> 00:51:34.559
I'm not going nine.
00:51:34.719 --> 00:51:36.079
That's still imperial.
00:51:36.400 --> 00:51:36.719
Out.
00:51:37.039 --> 00:51:39.599
Give me something a little easier drinking, Justin.
00:51:39.679 --> 00:51:40.000
Uh-huh.
00:51:40.159 --> 00:51:40.960
I ain't scared.
00:51:41.360 --> 00:51:42.000
Ain't scared?
00:51:42.239 --> 00:51:42.800
I ain't scared.
00:51:45.199 --> 00:51:45.840
You can have.
00:51:46.159 --> 00:51:47.840
I'll pour mine into your glass.
00:51:48.079 --> 00:51:52.719
But I'm not walking or driving home.
00:51:53.360 --> 00:51:53.920
Facts.
00:51:54.079 --> 00:51:55.679
I just have to stumble up the stairs.
00:51:55.840 --> 00:51:58.559
I'm gonna I'm gonna slide this one over to you.
00:51:58.880 --> 00:51:59.840
Alright, I'll drink it.
00:52:00.000 --> 00:52:00.480
There you go.
00:52:00.639 --> 00:52:12.800
Because I'm sure I'm just gonna guess that you bring some dank hoppy West Coast IPA that's going to desiccate my tongue.
00:52:12.960 --> 00:52:13.840
It's not dank.
00:52:14.079 --> 00:52:14.400
Yeah?
00:52:14.559 --> 00:52:15.360
No, it's not dank.
00:52:15.519 --> 00:52:16.559
Dink, dunk, dunk.
00:52:16.800 --> 00:52:17.360
Not dank.
00:52:17.519 --> 00:52:20.320
I don't know what you brought, so I'm just I'm just guessing it's a West Coast.
00:52:20.639 --> 00:52:24.159
But it's a little wild and it's a little strange.
00:52:25.920 --> 00:52:29.679
When you live your home, when you make your home out on the rain.
00:52:30.000 --> 00:52:32.480
When you drink rap PAs on the West Coast.
00:52:32.719 --> 00:52:35.440
I I like I like the Smith uh speedway stuff.
00:52:35.599 --> 00:52:36.800
I am enjoying it.
00:52:37.039 --> 00:52:39.760
I'm enjoying it more the farther I get into the glass, though.
00:52:39.920 --> 00:52:40.159
Yeah.
00:52:40.400 --> 00:52:42.719
Maybe because we're a little uh a little buzzed.
00:52:43.039 --> 00:52:43.920
That could be.
00:52:44.079 --> 00:52:44.880
Yeah, it might be.
00:52:45.039 --> 00:52:49.199
Well, what do you guys say we get into the nitty-gritty of speed?
00:52:49.599 --> 00:52:51.679
Yeah, let's speed into it.
00:52:52.800 --> 00:52:57.679
We've been taking our dear sweet time up to this point, so maybe we should give it a little pedal to the metal.
00:52:57.920 --> 00:53:14.880
Um, we start things off with uh LAPD SWAT bomb squad officers Jack Traven and Harry Temple racing to the scene to respond to a bomb threat in a high-rise elevator where 13 people are trapped.
00:53:15.360 --> 00:53:17.840
And man, they flew onto the scene.
00:53:18.000 --> 00:53:18.719
They sure did.
00:53:19.679 --> 00:53:28.960
Right after the opening credits, you see a road with a hill, and all of a sudden you see a car like dukes a hazarding over the top of this hill.
00:53:29.199 --> 00:53:35.679
Let me just fly my car to air through the air, and then they they land and come to a stop and they get out like nothing happened.
00:53:36.719 --> 00:53:37.519
Just a normal day.
00:53:37.679 --> 00:53:46.719
So now the very, very beginning before that, the opening credits, you know, it was like going down the elevator side of the elevator shaft.
00:53:46.800 --> 00:53:47.039
Uh-huh.
00:53:47.119 --> 00:53:48.079
That seemed to take forever.
00:53:48.400 --> 00:53:48.880
It did.
00:53:49.519 --> 00:53:55.119
And did you also notice the cheesy graphics on the title sequence?
00:53:55.199 --> 00:53:55.280
Yeah.
00:53:55.440 --> 00:53:55.679
Yeah.
00:53:55.760 --> 00:53:56.800
It was kind of a name.
00:53:56.960 --> 00:53:58.159
It was a thing, yeah.
00:53:58.320 --> 00:54:02.320
Oh, so I felt like that that was a low point.
00:54:02.559 --> 00:54:07.599
Now, again, I I I dismissed it fairly easily because it's just who cares?
00:54:07.679 --> 00:54:08.880
It's opening title sequence.
00:54:08.960 --> 00:54:16.559
But yeah, the elevator shaft going down, which took forever, and all the names fading in, fading out, as the girders pass by.
00:54:16.880 --> 00:54:18.880
It was clearly all CG.
00:54:19.280 --> 00:54:20.880
It did not match the rest of the movie.
00:54:21.119 --> 00:54:22.159
It didn't match the rest of the movie.
00:54:22.480 --> 00:54:24.400
And you know, they they tried their best.
00:54:24.480 --> 00:54:30.960
Like there was a few moments where it could feel like it looked like the camera jitter or jerked, so they're trying to make it seem natural, but it you could tell.
00:54:31.199 --> 00:54:32.639
Yeah, it did not look whatever.
00:54:32.719 --> 00:54:34.159
And even the font choice.
00:54:34.320 --> 00:54:35.440
Oh, the font was terrible.
00:54:35.599 --> 00:54:43.360
It was it was like almost like this Western style font and the colors, which don't match at all with what the movie poster ended up being like.
00:54:43.440 --> 00:54:45.840
They knew after it's like that sucked, but whatever.
00:54:45.920 --> 00:54:47.360
We put our money into it, we're moving on.
00:54:47.519 --> 00:54:52.480
Okay, so the the opening credits, and then you have this car like ramping down the road.
00:54:53.440 --> 00:54:55.039
My initial thought was, oh geez.
00:54:55.360 --> 00:54:56.079
Yeah, I was with you.
00:54:56.800 --> 00:54:57.199
I was with you.
00:54:57.280 --> 00:54:58.639
I'm like, oh no.
00:54:58.880 --> 00:55:03.039
Yeah, not I uh my expectations were so low at that point.
00:55:03.920 --> 00:55:05.599
Um but boy did that change.
00:55:05.760 --> 00:55:06.320
It did.
00:55:06.559 --> 00:55:13.679
Because you know, the bomber um has has demanded ransom or the elevator's gonna drop.
00:55:13.840 --> 00:55:14.239
Yeah.
00:55:14.480 --> 00:55:16.960
And we have SWAT teams rushing into action.
00:55:17.039 --> 00:55:24.800
We have Jack and and and Harry inspecting the bomb and going in and doing this and doing that.
00:55:24.960 --> 00:55:31.280
And eventually, though, they are able to, you know, get the people off the elevator.
00:55:31.840 --> 00:55:34.800
Which now there was one that was very memorable.
00:55:35.920 --> 00:55:40.239
I wrote this down because I knew that you were gonna bring this up.
00:55:40.480 --> 00:55:42.239
I rewound it and watched it a couple times.
00:55:42.400 --> 00:55:43.199
It was the panty shot.
00:55:43.760 --> 00:55:44.719
It was the panty shot, yeah.
00:55:44.800 --> 00:55:47.039
I I as soon as I see that, I'm like, Brian's gonna like that.
00:55:47.119 --> 00:55:48.639
Oh my god, I love 90s.
00:55:48.880 --> 00:55:55.360
Now there was like during this whole sequence, you got uh Jack, right?
00:55:55.519 --> 00:55:55.840
Uh-huh.
00:55:56.079 --> 00:55:59.920
And he's chewing gum the entire time.
00:56:00.079 --> 00:56:00.400
Yeah.
00:56:01.760 --> 00:56:10.159
And it made me wonder, like, does Do you think that him chewing the gum made him look confident or nervous?
00:56:12.400 --> 00:56:14.400
I think it made him look aloof.
00:56:18.960 --> 00:56:21.039
I thought it made him look like somebody with ADHD.
00:56:21.199 --> 00:56:27.280
He's like, I'm just chill and I'm gonna chew my gum, or I'm like, I'm gonna chew my gum because I'm fucking freaking out right now.
00:56:27.440 --> 00:56:27.679
You know?
00:56:27.920 --> 00:56:30.320
Yeah, I I thought it was a bit of an outlet for energy.
00:56:30.480 --> 00:56:30.800
Yeah.
00:56:30.880 --> 00:56:31.119
Yeah.
00:56:31.360 --> 00:56:31.679
Okay.
00:56:32.639 --> 00:56:41.760
But the the whole rescue of the people off the elevator, it all hinges on the fact that there was a crane of some sort attached at the roof of the building.
00:56:42.000 --> 00:56:43.039
To keep the elevator up the room.
00:56:43.199 --> 00:57:01.840
That they were able then to basically run this cable from this crane that was part of the roof of the building down the elevator shaft and attach it to the elevator to hold the elevator so that if the bomb blew, it would catch the elevator and keep it from falling down and causing everyone's death.
00:57:02.159 --> 00:57:02.320
Sure.
00:57:02.480 --> 00:57:03.599
And it worked.
00:57:03.840 --> 00:57:05.119
I don't know how.
00:57:06.400 --> 00:57:11.440
Because the cables that were on the elevator look like they were like a good inch thick.
00:57:12.239 --> 00:57:19.679
That cable that was hooked onto that hook that was on that crane that was mounted to the roof looked like maybe it was like a quarter inch thick.
00:57:19.760 --> 00:57:20.079
Uh-huh.
00:57:20.480 --> 00:57:22.159
No way that could have supported.
00:57:22.400 --> 00:57:25.440
Well, and you know, and it and it didn't support the whole elevator.
00:57:25.519 --> 00:57:25.760
Yeah.
00:57:25.840 --> 00:57:26.000
Right.
00:57:26.239 --> 00:57:31.280
It actually it snapped the bolts on the crane part and it starts swooping down.
00:57:31.519 --> 00:57:44.000
And of course, you had all this drama that they were getting people off the elevator as the crane part was busting through different things and breaking the fan of the exhaust ports and all this other crap.
00:57:44.159 --> 00:57:46.159
And you know, dropping, dropping, dropping.
00:57:46.320 --> 00:57:47.840
But they get everyone off just in time.
00:57:48.079 --> 00:57:50.000
Okay, so they get everybody off except one lady.
00:57:50.079 --> 00:57:50.320
Yeah.
00:57:50.480 --> 00:57:52.639
Who's stuck in the back of the elevator and she's scared.
00:57:52.960 --> 00:57:54.159
Scared to come.
00:57:55.360 --> 00:58:00.400
Remember that because that same characteristic in a character shows up again.
00:58:01.199 --> 00:58:01.519
Okay.
00:58:02.559 --> 00:58:03.119
Alright.
00:58:03.519 --> 00:58:05.039
Now, one other thing.
00:58:05.280 --> 00:58:11.039
Whenever it was like right before they hooked up the crane and he blew the bricks.
00:58:11.360 --> 00:58:11.519
Right?
00:58:11.599 --> 00:58:12.880
The bomber blew the bricks.
00:58:13.360 --> 00:58:15.360
Did you notice that right before he did it?
00:58:15.440 --> 00:58:17.920
He said, Don't fuck with daddy.
00:58:20.639 --> 00:58:22.480
Why why was this movie rated R?
00:58:22.559 --> 00:58:23.199
Was it the language?
00:58:23.840 --> 00:58:24.079
Probably.
00:58:24.320 --> 00:58:25.039
In a panic shot.
00:58:25.199 --> 00:58:26.400
Or was it the the violence?
00:58:26.719 --> 00:58:27.519
Probably both.
00:58:27.840 --> 00:58:29.119
In a panic shot.
00:58:30.639 --> 00:58:31.440
Just one.
00:58:32.079 --> 00:58:32.880
That did it.
00:58:33.119 --> 00:58:34.400
That put it over the top.
00:58:35.360 --> 00:58:35.840
Maybe.
00:58:36.079 --> 00:58:39.039
So anyway, everyone in the elevator gets saved.
00:58:39.199 --> 00:58:39.599
Yep.
00:58:39.840 --> 00:58:51.119
And you know, now Jack and Harry are are you know it it dawns on Jack that, you know, I bet the bomber is still here.
00:58:52.320 --> 00:58:53.039
He's here.
00:58:53.280 --> 00:58:55.599
He could have blown that thing from Bacoima.
00:58:56.880 --> 00:58:57.199
No.
00:58:58.159 --> 00:59:00.079
He knew we were up to something.
00:59:00.320 --> 00:59:01.440
He's close by.
00:59:01.679 --> 00:59:05.280
He's not gonna corner himself in a building we evacuated anyway.
00:59:05.440 --> 00:59:06.159
Come on.
00:59:14.400 --> 00:59:17.280
He'd want to be here, but he'd want to stay mobile, right?
00:59:21.119 --> 00:59:22.400
The elevators.
00:59:22.960 --> 00:59:24.639
Passenger cars were stopped.
00:59:24.800 --> 00:59:26.000
They checked him out.
00:59:26.239 --> 00:59:28.320
What about the freight elevators?
00:59:29.199 --> 00:59:34.880
Oh yeah, there's a freight elevator, which turns out exactly where he's at, and that's where they find him.
00:59:34.960 --> 00:59:43.760
And they go to the freight elevator and they come down sneak trying to sneak in from the top, but but you know, the bomber's just too smart, and he starts firing shotgun blasts.
00:59:44.000 --> 00:59:45.280
Through the through the ceiling and the elevator.
00:59:45.519 --> 00:59:47.519
Through the roof of the elevator, which is a steel roof.
00:59:49.199 --> 00:59:54.719
Yeah, but it's a steel roof on that elevator, and he's blowing pretty big damn holes through it.
00:59:55.039 --> 00:59:57.440
And I'm thinking, I don't know if that's what would happen.
00:59:57.599 --> 00:59:58.800
Well, he's pretty close.
00:59:59.280 --> 00:59:59.599
Maybe.
00:59:59.760 --> 01:00:00.960
That's a that's a pretty close shot.
01:00:01.280 --> 01:00:02.960
And he fired a ton of shots.
01:00:03.119 --> 01:00:04.239
Yeah, and didn't hit anybody.
01:00:04.400 --> 01:00:05.039
Didn't hit anyone.
01:00:05.119 --> 01:00:12.320
But but uh Harry ends up falling in through the elevator, and it provides an opportunity for for the bomber to take Harry hostage.
01:00:12.719 --> 01:00:13.840
See how he picked him up by his nose.
01:00:14.159 --> 01:00:17.119
Picked him up by his nose, grabbed him by his nostrils and pulled him up.
01:00:17.760 --> 01:00:22.239
My favorite thing about that is after that, he had some blood coming from his nose.
01:00:22.480 --> 01:00:24.239
Oh, so they put a little thing in there.
01:00:25.119 --> 01:00:25.440
All right.
01:00:25.679 --> 01:00:34.480
So the bomber now has Harry hostage, and um, you know, Jack tracks him down, they've got a bit of a standoff going.
01:00:34.880 --> 01:00:43.840
And uh it turns out, you know, the bomber's got a vest full of dynamite and a dead man switch, which results in a standoff.
01:00:44.079 --> 01:00:47.760
There will come a time, boy, when you'll wish you never met me.
01:00:48.000 --> 01:00:49.679
Mister, I'm already there.
01:00:50.320 --> 01:00:51.599
See, I'm in charge here.
01:00:51.760 --> 01:00:53.760
I drop this stick, huh?
01:00:53.920 --> 01:00:56.480
And they pick your friend up with a sponge.
01:00:56.800 --> 01:00:58.559
Are you ready to die, friend?
01:00:58.880 --> 01:00:59.679
Fuck you.
01:01:00.239 --> 01:01:06.559
Oh, in 200 years, we've come for my regret, but I have one life to give for my country to f you.
01:01:06.800 --> 01:01:08.000
Go ahead and drop the stick.
01:01:08.239 --> 01:01:08.880
It's a great line.
01:01:10.239 --> 01:01:13.199
Oh, we got all the balls in the world right here, man.
01:01:13.360 --> 01:01:15.440
Get it up, you got nowhere to go.
01:01:16.320 --> 01:01:17.679
Shoot the hostage.
01:01:21.199 --> 01:01:22.719
Say goodbye, Harry.
01:01:25.360 --> 01:01:27.199
So Jack shoots Harry in the leg.
01:01:27.519 --> 01:01:28.320
Shoot the hostage.
01:01:28.719 --> 01:01:29.280
Yeah.
01:01:29.760 --> 01:01:31.360
Pop quiz, hot shot.
01:01:31.679 --> 01:01:38.800
Jack shoots Harry in the leg, which for some reason causes the bomber to or Payne, let's just say it.
01:01:38.880 --> 01:01:40.000
His his name's Payne.
01:01:40.079 --> 01:01:40.400
Yeah.
01:01:40.480 --> 01:01:42.960
Um, to to to to let Harry go.
01:01:43.119 --> 01:01:43.360
Yeah.
01:01:43.519 --> 01:01:44.000
Why?
01:01:44.239 --> 01:01:45.440
He can't carry him with him.
01:01:45.599 --> 01:01:47.199
Well, he only had to get out of door.
01:01:47.360 --> 01:01:48.239
He's now a mobile.
01:01:48.320 --> 01:01:49.599
The hostage is a mobile.
01:01:49.760 --> 01:01:51.119
Is that the okay?
01:01:51.760 --> 01:01:57.199
Well, anyway, uh, so he drops Harry and then Payne runs off into the parking garage and a bomb goes off.
01:01:57.679 --> 01:02:00.400
And everyone assumes that that Payne's now dead.
01:02:00.639 --> 01:02:00.880
Yeah.
01:02:01.039 --> 01:02:04.000
They thought it was the bomb that he had strapped to his chest that went off.
01:02:04.960 --> 01:02:05.519
Wrong.
01:02:05.760 --> 01:02:06.400
Yeah.
01:02:06.960 --> 01:02:13.280
Um so Jack and Harry are now celebrated as heroes and they get medals.
01:02:13.519 --> 01:02:18.639
Uh, but yeah, the big twist, Payne is actually alive and watches all the the coverage on TV.
01:02:18.880 --> 01:02:19.119
Yep.
01:02:19.280 --> 01:02:25.119
Yeah, so it was a big I that that's this is a criticism I have of the movie, though it's not that big of one.
01:02:25.920 --> 01:02:30.960
They set it up like he's dead, but man, they they reveal the fact he's not super fast.
01:02:31.199 --> 01:02:31.679
They do.
01:02:31.920 --> 01:02:33.920
It's not a secret they keep for very long.
01:02:34.079 --> 01:02:34.400
No.
01:02:34.719 --> 01:02:36.400
The movie is named Speed.
01:02:36.639 --> 01:02:37.360
That's true.
01:02:39.440 --> 01:02:40.559
Fair enough.
01:02:40.719 --> 01:02:42.159
Let's move it along.
01:02:42.480 --> 01:02:46.719
So, um I don't know when this is.
01:02:46.800 --> 01:02:56.719
It's not that long after, because we when we see Jack and Harry getting their medals, Harry still limp, is walking with a cane from being shot in the leg.
01:02:56.880 --> 01:02:57.119
Right.
01:02:57.440 --> 01:03:00.960
And it seems like there's still a bit of animosity about that whole thing.
01:03:01.199 --> 01:03:04.880
And my favorite thing is after the awards ceremony, they all go back to a bar.
01:03:05.199 --> 01:03:05.679
Right.
01:03:07.679 --> 01:03:10.320
Uh, and they have a pretty big night of drinking.
01:03:11.360 --> 01:03:19.119
Next morning, though, um, as Jack's going about his business, he's nearby when a bus just happens to explode.
01:03:19.280 --> 01:03:19.679
Yep.
01:03:20.079 --> 01:03:22.639
And then a payphone starts to ring.
01:03:23.199 --> 01:03:30.960
And he has uh he goes and I don't know why, but he feels a compulsion to answer.
01:03:31.360 --> 01:03:33.119
To answer the payphone.
01:03:39.039 --> 01:03:40.639
What do you think, Jack?
01:03:41.119 --> 01:03:45.679
You think if you pick up all the bus driver's teeth, they'll give you another medal?
01:03:46.239 --> 01:03:46.719
Jesus.
01:03:47.360 --> 01:03:49.599
You think I wouldn't have been prepared?
01:03:50.159 --> 01:03:53.679
Two years I spent setting up that elevator job.
01:03:53.840 --> 01:03:56.400
Two years I invested myself in it.
01:03:56.639 --> 01:03:59.519
You couldn't understand the kind of commitment that I have.
01:03:59.760 --> 01:04:03.280
You're ain't a man's life's work, and you think you can walk away.
01:04:03.360 --> 01:04:08.320
You got blinders on to the world, but I got your attention now, didn't I, Jack?
01:04:08.559 --> 01:04:10.239
Why didn't you just come after me?
01:04:10.400 --> 01:04:11.679
No, this is about me.
01:04:11.840 --> 01:04:13.280
This is about my money.
01:04:13.440 --> 01:04:16.960
This is about money due to me, which I will collect.
01:04:17.280 --> 01:04:19.039
3.7 million dollars.
01:04:19.599 --> 01:04:21.599
Money due to specific number, yeah, right.
01:04:22.400 --> 01:04:24.000
You gotta think ahead.
01:04:24.400 --> 01:04:25.440
When I find you.
01:04:25.679 --> 01:04:27.119
Top quiz, hotshot.
01:04:27.440 --> 01:04:29.039
There's a bomb on a bus.
01:04:30.000 --> 01:04:34.079
Once the bus goes 50 miles an hour, the bomb is armed.
01:04:34.320 --> 01:04:38.480
If it drops below 50, it blows up.
01:04:38.880 --> 01:04:41.280
And now we have the stakes for the rest of the movie.
01:04:41.599 --> 01:04:42.320
Now we do.
01:04:42.719 --> 01:04:44.000
Yeah, he set the scene.
01:04:44.239 --> 01:04:45.440
There's a few other rules.
01:04:45.519 --> 01:04:48.719
You know, no pastures can be offloaded and so on and so forth.
01:04:48.800 --> 01:04:51.840
And then he also needs to get his money by by noon.
01:04:52.000 --> 01:04:53.039
Uh or the eleven.
01:04:53.280 --> 01:04:54.239
Or I'm sorry, yeah, by eleven.
01:04:55.119 --> 01:04:56.800
Or the bus is gonna go boom.
01:04:57.039 --> 01:04:58.239
So you brought up a good point.
01:04:58.400 --> 01:05:00.239
Why three point seven million?
01:05:01.360 --> 01:05:02.239
I don't know.
01:05:02.400 --> 01:05:04.320
It's such a specific number.
01:05:04.559 --> 01:05:06.880
Why not just round up four million?
01:05:07.119 --> 01:05:07.599
Four million?
01:05:07.760 --> 01:05:08.719
Or five.
01:05:09.440 --> 01:05:09.679
Ten.
01:05:11.280 --> 01:05:11.599
You know?
01:05:11.760 --> 01:05:12.320
A hundred dollars.
01:05:12.480 --> 01:05:13.679
Shoot for the moon million dollars.
01:05:13.920 --> 01:05:15.039
I mean, shoot for the moon.
01:05:15.199 --> 01:05:20.480
Also, this whole thing where he says, like, I spent two years planning out that elevator job.
01:05:21.039 --> 01:05:23.679
How quickly then did he put together this bus job?
01:05:23.920 --> 01:05:24.559
Right.
01:05:25.280 --> 01:05:26.320
Within a day?
01:05:26.559 --> 01:05:30.960
Yeah, so so it seems like maybe I think it's been a week or two.
01:05:31.199 --> 01:05:40.320
It's it's probably been a couple weeks, but but even still, if you can put this together in two weeks, what did you why did it take you two years to put together the elevator job?
01:05:41.039 --> 01:05:42.639
What were you doing there, Howard?
01:05:42.880 --> 01:05:44.480
Well, it was my first job.
01:05:48.559 --> 01:05:54.079
Um, so it gives Jack enough information to know what bus number it is and where the bus can be found.
01:05:54.159 --> 01:05:58.559
So Jack jumps into his car and he's racing to catch the bus.
01:05:58.639 --> 01:05:59.679
And so he tries to catch up.
01:06:00.079 --> 01:06:03.280
The bus and runs to go hang on the door to say, Hey, let me in, don't step with the bus.
01:06:03.360 --> 01:06:04.159
There's a bomb on the bus.
01:06:04.320 --> 01:06:06.800
But the bus driver's like, whatever, and just keeps on going.
01:06:06.880 --> 01:06:12.480
Uh so he ends up with the help of uh or the unwilling help of a Jaguar drive owner.
01:06:12.639 --> 01:06:12.960
Uh-huh.
01:06:13.119 --> 01:06:17.199
Uh, you know, he's able then to to basically intercept the bus again.
01:06:17.360 --> 01:06:18.000
Who was that?
01:06:18.480 --> 01:06:19.760
His name was Glenn Plummer.
01:06:19.920 --> 01:06:20.800
Glenn Plummer.
01:06:21.039 --> 01:06:23.039
Was he he was in ER?
01:06:23.679 --> 01:06:26.880
He was in Showgirls and South Central.
01:06:27.360 --> 01:06:27.679
Okay.
01:06:28.159 --> 01:06:30.719
I thought maybe he was the guy from Dave Matthews band.
01:06:31.760 --> 01:06:32.960
Oh, the violin player?
01:06:33.760 --> 01:06:33.920
Yeah.
01:06:34.079 --> 01:06:35.199
Yeah, that's how I thought he was.
01:06:35.440 --> 01:06:38.400
I also uh I don't know if you noticed his license plate, Toon Man.
01:06:38.719 --> 01:06:39.119
Toon Man.
01:06:39.679 --> 01:06:40.639
Yeah, he was a music dude.
01:06:40.800 --> 01:06:45.360
Yeah, I feel like they should have it was a very specific license plate for such a small role.
01:06:45.599 --> 01:06:47.920
So maybe it was the Ants Marching guy.
01:06:48.079 --> 01:06:48.880
That's what I like.
01:06:49.119 --> 01:06:52.400
I saw Toon Man and I was like, well, maybe that then maybe.
01:06:52.559 --> 01:06:53.280
Who knows?
01:06:53.519 --> 01:06:54.880
I heard that guy passed away.
01:06:55.039 --> 01:06:55.440
Didn't he?
01:06:55.599 --> 01:06:55.920
Didn't he?
01:06:56.000 --> 01:06:56.159
Yeah.
01:06:56.320 --> 01:06:56.480
Yeah.
01:06:56.719 --> 01:06:57.840
Buster rest of soul.
01:06:58.079 --> 01:06:59.760
If I had beer left, I'd pour some out.
01:06:59.840 --> 01:07:00.239
Yeah.
01:07:00.480 --> 01:07:01.920
You could pour mine out.
01:07:05.199 --> 01:07:07.840
I guess I'm not winning best beer of the night.
01:07:09.679 --> 01:07:19.599
Anyway, so he's able to finally intercept the bus and flag down the bus driver and you know, writing down, he gets uh the Jaguar, to Mr.
01:07:19.760 --> 01:07:34.559
Toon Man, to write down bomb on bus on a piece of paper, and which he tries to display the bus driver, and then it flies through the air, sticks to the window, and the bus driver starts to panic and starts to slow down, but then you know Jack tells him, Don't slow down, don't slow down.
01:07:34.719 --> 01:07:37.599
Somehow they're able to communicate clear enough that that he knows what to do.
01:07:37.760 --> 01:07:38.079
Right.
01:07:38.400 --> 01:07:43.199
And then uh I love how Jack decides I have to get on this bus.
01:07:43.760 --> 01:07:47.039
And so the first thing he does is looks at Mr.
01:07:47.119 --> 01:07:49.519
Toon Man and says, like, are you insured?
01:07:49.920 --> 01:07:51.039
I know, that was hilarious.
01:07:51.280 --> 01:08:02.800
And then opens the door to the car, slams on the brakes, lets the bus rip the door off the car, and then speeds up and then jumps from the car into the bus.
01:08:03.119 --> 01:08:06.639
Do you think that was necessary considering it was a convertible?
01:08:07.199 --> 01:08:08.639
Probably not.
01:08:09.519 --> 01:08:12.719
I do so so if you have the door open, the wind is gonna shut the door.
01:08:12.960 --> 01:08:14.880
Well, and you also need to open the door.
01:08:15.199 --> 01:08:23.359
Well, and then also in fairness, even if you did manage to somehow keep the door open, it m minimizes or it it creates an added buffer.
01:08:23.760 --> 01:08:26.479
You know, so you now you have two and a half to three feet.
01:08:26.800 --> 01:08:29.760
Well, yeah, but you're in a convertible, you don't need to have the door open.
01:08:29.920 --> 01:08:36.880
I mean, would you trust yourself to jump from off the door of a car into a bus going at 50 miles an hour?
01:08:37.039 --> 01:08:39.039
I wouldn't trust myself with the door off.
01:08:39.359 --> 01:08:40.880
Like fucking around.
01:08:41.439 --> 01:08:43.920
Yeah, I mean, there's there's there's things here.
01:08:44.560 --> 01:08:48.640
I I just think it went to show some of the critical thinking skills from Jack.
01:08:48.880 --> 01:08:49.439
Well, sure.
01:08:49.600 --> 01:08:51.680
You know, but you're in a convertible.
01:08:52.000 --> 01:08:56.319
Yeah you could have just got close enough and stepped off.
01:08:57.359 --> 01:08:58.000
I don't know.
01:08:59.119 --> 01:08:59.680
Maybe not.
01:09:00.000 --> 01:09:00.239
Anyway.
01:09:00.560 --> 01:09:02.159
But there's a lot of movie physics in this movie.
01:09:02.399 --> 01:09:02.640
Uh huh.
01:09:02.720 --> 01:09:02.800
Yeah.
01:09:03.039 --> 01:09:11.119
Now, what I do love though, is we talked about a little bit already that Jan Debont was a big fan of practical effects.
01:09:12.479 --> 01:09:15.359
How many buses do you think they used in this movie?
01:09:16.239 --> 01:09:17.680
Oh, that's a great question.
01:09:17.920 --> 01:09:19.039
I'm gonna say.
01:09:20.560 --> 01:09:21.760
I'm gonna say eleven.
01:09:22.319 --> 01:09:23.119
Damn!
01:09:23.520 --> 01:09:23.920
What?
01:09:24.079 --> 01:09:25.520
Did you did you look it up?
01:09:25.680 --> 01:09:26.159
I did not.
01:09:26.239 --> 01:09:26.880
I just guessed.
01:09:27.199 --> 01:09:28.479
You guessed exactly right.
01:09:28.720 --> 01:09:28.880
Really?
01:09:28.960 --> 01:09:30.880
I was gonna say seven at first, but I'm like, nah, probably.
01:09:32.000 --> 01:09:32.239
Damn it.
01:09:32.319 --> 01:09:34.079
I didn't even get to tell you the over or under.
01:09:37.119 --> 01:09:43.359
From what I read, eleven different new look buses were used for filming.
01:09:43.600 --> 01:09:48.640
Some were reinforced, some were rigged with explosives, some were just sacrificed for the cause.
01:09:49.279 --> 01:09:58.640
Um but but yeah, to get that practical effect look and feel, a lot of the action actually was used using moving buses.
01:09:58.720 --> 01:10:02.159
And so a lot of the stuff like in the bus, it's not green screen.
01:10:02.239 --> 01:10:06.319
That's them, that's the action inside the bus shot.
01:10:06.560 --> 01:10:07.279
Inside the bus.
01:10:07.439 --> 01:10:08.560
Inside the bus as it's moving.
01:10:08.640 --> 01:10:08.960
That's cool.
01:10:09.039 --> 01:10:09.920
Yeah, that's cool.
01:10:10.079 --> 01:10:12.319
I mean, it's it's it's stuff that's not often done now.
01:10:12.640 --> 01:10:14.640
No, but but it made it look very realistic.
01:10:14.800 --> 01:10:15.199
It did.
01:10:15.359 --> 01:10:15.600
Yeah.
01:10:15.760 --> 01:10:16.079
Yeah.
01:10:16.239 --> 01:10:20.880
Um, yeah, so no green screen, it was just it was hold on in hope.
01:10:20.960 --> 01:10:21.199
Yeah.
01:10:21.520 --> 01:10:21.920
Right.
01:10:22.800 --> 01:10:28.000
But yeah, once Jack is on the bus, because he does make the jump from the jaguar to the bus.
01:10:28.079 --> 01:10:38.239
And once he does, the jaguar crashes into the big barrels of water that are on the you know, it you know, off ramps uh and comes to a stop.
01:10:38.319 --> 01:10:43.680
But but Jack is now on the bus, but but the chaos continues once he's on board.
01:10:43.920 --> 01:10:45.840
Yeah, it's it's just underway.
01:10:46.159 --> 01:10:54.720
Um, because for some reason, uh one of the passengers, upon learning there's a bomb in the bus, thinks it's a good time to pull a gun.
01:10:54.960 --> 01:10:55.439
Yep.
01:10:55.600 --> 01:10:57.359
Ooh, I think it was because it was a cop.
01:10:57.760 --> 01:10:58.560
Yeah, probably.
01:10:59.039 --> 01:11:00.399
I don't know you, man.
01:11:00.560 --> 01:11:01.600
I'm not here for you.
01:11:01.680 --> 01:11:02.800
Let's not do this.
01:11:02.960 --> 01:11:04.720
Stop the vibe! He can't.
01:11:04.880 --> 01:11:07.840
Stop! Stop the bomb! Stop it!
01:11:08.640 --> 01:11:13.119
Listen, I'm putting my gun away, okay?
01:11:16.000 --> 01:11:16.319
Okay.
01:11:19.760 --> 01:11:20.800
Now listen.
01:11:21.760 --> 01:11:24.079
I don't care about your crime.
01:11:24.560 --> 01:11:28.159
Whatever you did, I'm sure that you're sorry.
01:11:28.640 --> 01:11:28.880
Totally.
01:11:29.359 --> 01:11:30.159
So it's cool now.
01:11:31.119 --> 01:11:31.920
It's cool.
01:11:32.319 --> 01:11:34.319
It's cool now that you did the crime.
01:11:35.680 --> 01:11:39.119
Don't worry about that lady you raped.
01:11:40.319 --> 01:11:40.640
See?
01:11:41.600 --> 01:11:44.159
We're just two cool guys just hanging.
01:11:50.319 --> 01:11:52.239
Oh, and he shoots the bus driver by the back.
01:11:52.640 --> 01:11:56.560
Yeah, shoots the the the worst person you could possibly shoot in this moment.
01:11:56.720 --> 01:11:58.960
Just a couple of bros hanging out.
01:11:59.199 --> 01:12:00.239
With guns.
01:12:00.560 --> 01:12:04.000
I mean, he tried really well to defuse the situation.
01:12:04.800 --> 01:12:05.920
But the guy was scared.
01:12:06.000 --> 01:12:06.640
He had a gun.
01:12:06.960 --> 01:12:07.199
Yep.
01:12:07.760 --> 01:12:15.920
But anyway, yeah, the bus driver gets shot, and Annie, uh played by Asandra Bullock, has to jump into the driver's seat to take over driving.
01:12:16.159 --> 01:12:16.560
Yep.
01:12:16.720 --> 01:12:17.760
Hey, real quick.
01:12:18.079 --> 01:12:19.600
Annie by Sandra Bullock.
01:12:19.680 --> 01:12:19.920
Yeah.
01:12:20.079 --> 01:12:21.119
She was not the first choice.
01:12:21.279 --> 01:12:22.079
No, who was?
01:12:22.239 --> 01:12:23.199
She was the third choice.
01:12:23.359 --> 01:12:23.680
Okay.
01:12:23.920 --> 01:12:25.760
First choice was Demi Moore.
01:12:26.960 --> 01:12:28.720
Second choice was Meg Ryan.
01:12:29.840 --> 01:12:30.960
I think they hit the jackpot.
01:12:32.399 --> 01:12:32.800
Absolutely.
01:12:33.039 --> 01:12:34.800
But fun fact about Sandra Bullock.
01:12:34.880 --> 01:12:35.199
Yeah.
01:12:35.439 --> 01:12:37.439
She didn't have a driver's license.
01:12:40.960 --> 01:12:41.920
In real life?
01:12:42.159 --> 01:12:47.920
In real life, she she allegedly did not have a driver's license when filming started.
01:12:48.159 --> 01:12:48.880
Oh, that's awesome.
01:12:49.680 --> 01:12:56.319
And so she learned to handle the bus while filming in traffic with explosions.
01:12:56.880 --> 01:12:57.840
That's awesome.
01:12:58.000 --> 01:12:58.399
Wow.
01:12:59.279 --> 01:13:07.520
But but honestly, it added some methodness to her performance because you know that panic but determined energy really.
01:13:08.640 --> 01:13:10.239
Yeah, yeah, that came through.
01:13:10.800 --> 01:13:11.680
I didn't know that.
01:13:11.760 --> 01:13:12.319
That's cool.
01:13:12.560 --> 01:13:13.199
Yeah.
01:13:13.760 --> 01:13:18.079
Uh wasn't it something she said, like her license was revoked?
01:13:18.399 --> 01:13:19.680
So you're a cop, right?
01:13:19.920 --> 01:13:20.800
That's right.
01:13:21.039 --> 01:13:25.760
Well, I should probably tell you that I'm taking the bus because I have my driver's license revoked.
01:13:26.239 --> 01:13:27.119
What for?
01:13:27.920 --> 01:13:28.800
Speeding.
01:13:29.199 --> 01:13:30.720
Ah, yay.
01:13:32.640 --> 01:13:35.439
Unpaid parking tickets would not have been as good.
01:13:35.600 --> 01:13:35.760
Right.
01:13:36.000 --> 01:13:36.159
No.
01:13:36.239 --> 01:13:36.560
Uh-uh.
01:13:36.960 --> 01:13:37.520
Speeding.
01:13:37.760 --> 01:13:38.720
Speeding.
01:13:40.880 --> 01:13:46.640
Anyway, so Jack coordinates with Harry while while trying to keep everyone calm and keep the bus moving.
01:13:46.720 --> 01:13:56.479
And along the way, man, there's just chaos on the streets as the bus is sideswiping cars, taking out barrels.
01:13:56.800 --> 01:14:05.920
And there's one particular moment where they really lead us to believe that that bus careened into a baby carriage.
01:14:06.079 --> 01:14:06.720
Yes.
01:14:07.520 --> 01:14:14.800
And let us held that thought for way too long before revealing it was just full of cans.
01:14:15.039 --> 01:14:20.800
Yeah, it was a homeless lady and it was full of cans, but they made you think it was a baby carriage with a fuck, right?
01:14:21.600 --> 01:14:22.880
Come on, Yon Debunt.
01:14:23.359 --> 01:14:27.199
At this point, my wife did say, fuck the person who wrote that scene.
01:14:32.720 --> 01:14:35.359
Yeah, that was that was an intense moment.
01:14:35.680 --> 01:14:36.239
It was.
01:14:36.560 --> 01:14:39.760
This movie was full of those little intense moments.
01:14:40.000 --> 01:14:40.560
It really was.
01:14:40.720 --> 01:14:40.960
Yeah.
01:14:41.119 --> 01:14:42.079
They did a good job of it.
01:14:43.439 --> 01:14:47.600
That was one I had I took issue with because I'm like, come on.
01:14:49.920 --> 01:14:50.880
Oh man.
01:14:51.279 --> 01:14:51.680
Yeah.
01:14:51.840 --> 01:15:02.079
Um, so they make their way, though, finally, eventually, onto an open freeway where police cars are able to pull up along the bus with a flat bed.
01:15:02.159 --> 01:15:10.000
And so Jack's able to communicate with his captain, and they're able to, you know, start doing some more coordination.
01:15:10.239 --> 01:15:12.720
They got a police helicopter flying out ahead.
01:15:12.800 --> 01:15:14.399
They got all this stuff going on.
01:15:14.640 --> 01:15:16.000
You know what else they have?
01:15:16.479 --> 01:15:17.600
News helicopters.
01:15:17.760 --> 01:15:22.239
They have news helicopters, which is allowing Payne to see what's going on.
01:15:23.039 --> 01:15:24.239
Keep tabs on him the whole time.
01:15:24.720 --> 01:15:25.760
No one's allowed to leave the bus.
01:15:25.920 --> 01:15:28.479
They don't know because it's all freaking on TV.
01:15:28.800 --> 01:15:39.680
But but, you know, the Payne does make contact with Jack, and Jack is able to negotiate to at least get the bus driver off the bus because he got shot and he needs medical attention.
01:15:39.760 --> 01:15:41.840
It'd be a good, good faith gesture.
01:15:42.000 --> 01:15:45.840
Because if you're wanting this$3.7 million, you've got to show a little good faith.
01:15:46.079 --> 01:15:46.479
Of course.
01:15:46.640 --> 01:15:46.800
Right.
01:15:47.039 --> 01:15:49.119
And so so we so they do that.
01:15:49.199 --> 01:15:54.159
They pull the flatbed up, they're able to pass the bus driver or over to the flatbed.
01:15:54.720 --> 01:15:56.319
My favorite part is like, how you feeling?
01:15:56.479 --> 01:15:59.279
And the bus driver says, like I've been shot.
01:16:01.520 --> 01:16:04.960
So there were moments of humor throughout the whole movie.
01:16:05.279 --> 01:16:05.600
Definitely.
01:16:05.920 --> 01:16:13.920
Now we touched on a little bit earlier, but the the the passenger who was initially sitting behind Annie, uh, who was played by Alan Ruck.
01:16:14.079 --> 01:16:15.760
Uh the tourist.
01:16:16.000 --> 01:16:18.239
The tourist who is super obnoxious.
01:16:19.439 --> 01:16:22.800
That guy actually I thought had some really good lines of time.
01:16:23.199 --> 01:16:24.880
And there's one coming up that I thought was going on.
01:16:25.279 --> 01:16:30.399
There was one point where uh one of the other passengers is kind of freaking out, and I just loved this.
01:16:30.640 --> 01:16:31.520
It's okay.
01:16:31.680 --> 01:16:34.159
If you need two, you go right ahead and vomit.
01:16:37.600 --> 01:16:41.520
Anyrote, uh so so they they managed to pass the bus driver over.
01:16:41.600 --> 01:16:44.239
But but there's another passenger, Helen.
01:16:44.880 --> 01:16:47.520
Uh she panics and sees the opportunity to escape.
01:16:47.760 --> 01:16:51.119
With the bus driver who with the bus driver, when the bus driver gets off.
01:16:51.279 --> 01:17:03.359
And as she's trying to make the the jump, and and on in fairness, also there are police officers still in the flatbed saying, jump on over, jump on over, even though they should have known already, don't only the driver.
01:17:03.680 --> 01:17:19.199
But but uh they were still doing it, but Helen's before Helen can make the jump, Payne sets off a bomb, which is right underneath the door, which sends Helen dropping through the floor of the bus and then getting ran over by all the back tires of the bus.
01:17:19.359 --> 01:17:20.159
Thump thump.
01:17:20.319 --> 01:17:28.079
Now Helen is played by an actress who Justin and I know from Donnie Darko.
01:17:28.239 --> 01:17:28.640
Uh-huh.
01:17:28.880 --> 01:17:29.119
All right.
01:17:29.600 --> 01:17:30.479
Way to go farmer.
01:17:30.800 --> 01:17:30.960
Mrs.
01:17:31.039 --> 01:17:31.359
Farmer.
01:17:31.439 --> 01:17:32.159
Kitty Farmer.
01:17:32.319 --> 01:17:32.640
All right.
01:17:32.880 --> 01:17:33.920
Kitty Farmer.
01:17:34.159 --> 01:17:35.279
Kitty Farmer.
01:17:35.840 --> 01:17:37.199
Super mega bitch.
01:17:37.279 --> 01:17:37.600
Yeah.
01:17:38.000 --> 01:17:41.439
So there was a little bit of sweet justice when she got ran over by the guy.
01:17:41.680 --> 01:17:43.279
I'm kind of glad that she got squished by the bus.
01:17:43.439 --> 01:17:43.760
A little bit.
01:17:44.079 --> 01:17:45.359
Didn't mind it one bit.
01:17:46.800 --> 01:17:48.800
Even though Donnie Darko was way later.
01:17:49.039 --> 01:17:49.520
It was.
01:17:50.159 --> 01:17:56.159
But it's still nice to see this premature come up in so she was typecast.
01:17:56.800 --> 01:17:57.680
Yeah, a little bit.
01:17:57.920 --> 01:17:59.439
Honestly, everything's that face.
01:17:59.840 --> 01:18:06.319
Everything I have seen this actress in, she has the same tightly wound bitch energy.
01:18:06.560 --> 01:18:07.039
Who does?
01:18:07.199 --> 01:18:08.159
She plays it well.
01:18:08.319 --> 01:18:08.640
Yeah.
01:18:08.960 --> 01:18:14.079
And in this case, yeah, it it it she paid for it by multiple sets of backwards.
01:18:14.239 --> 01:18:16.159
Hey, she's a one-note actor, and that's her note.
01:18:16.319 --> 01:18:17.359
It she does it well.
01:18:17.439 --> 01:18:19.600
And this time she got ran over for it.
01:18:20.479 --> 01:18:34.239
Um now the helicopter, which is up in the air and scouting the road, suddenly realizes and and how they didn't pick up on this sooner is beyond me, that there is a 50-foot gap in the highway.
01:18:34.399 --> 01:18:34.880
Oh no.
01:18:35.119 --> 01:18:36.159
Three miles ahead.
01:18:36.399 --> 01:18:37.199
Oh no.
01:18:37.520 --> 01:18:37.840
Okay.
01:18:39.039 --> 01:18:40.720
So here's the thing.
01:18:40.880 --> 01:18:47.680
When the helicopters were showing the the freeway, you know, it's like, oh, you can go right or you can go left.
01:18:47.920 --> 01:18:49.119
Right was to the gap.
01:18:49.439 --> 01:18:52.079
To the left, there was like a whole another part of the freeway.
01:18:52.239 --> 01:18:52.560
Uh-huh.
01:18:52.640 --> 01:18:58.079
I don't know if you noticed it or not, but they could have just went left and avoided the entire jump altogether.
01:18:58.239 --> 01:18:58.399
Yeah.
01:18:58.880 --> 01:19:07.680
It was not as exciting for movie, but whoever cut that scene, they really should have tried to cut off that whole left side.
01:19:07.920 --> 01:19:10.880
Because it was like could avoid all that.
01:19:11.039 --> 01:19:11.199
Yeah.
01:19:11.359 --> 01:19:11.520
Sure.
01:19:11.760 --> 01:19:15.920
Well, maybe that part of the interstate was not finished.
01:19:16.399 --> 01:19:19.760
And it maybe maybe it dropped off later and just was nothing.
01:19:20.079 --> 01:19:24.880
And this whole freeway they've been they've been routed onto, they say from the beginning it's not in use.
01:19:25.119 --> 01:19:25.359
Right.
01:19:25.600 --> 01:19:27.279
Apparently because it's still under construction.
01:19:27.439 --> 01:19:27.840
Yep.
01:19:28.399 --> 01:19:35.359
And there's confusion because, you know, Captain Mac says that, oh, well, the line on the map is the line is there.
01:19:35.439 --> 01:19:35.920
It's done.
01:19:36.000 --> 01:19:37.840
Well, that's not doesn't match with the reality.
01:19:38.079 --> 01:19:39.279
Maybe they're behind schedule.
01:19:39.439 --> 01:19:39.760
Yeah.
01:19:40.079 --> 01:19:42.479
Now, again, they've had a helicopter in the air.
01:19:42.640 --> 01:19:46.000
I feel like they would have scouted this out a little quicker, but they didn't.
01:19:46.720 --> 01:19:52.000
Um the the ultimate issue is that, yeah, there's this 50.
01:19:52.319 --> 01:20:00.159
All in fact, I'm just gonna play it because there's some information that comes out that that Jack has that doesn't match up with what we were about to hear.
01:20:00.399 --> 01:20:02.000
There's a gap in the freeway.
01:20:05.359 --> 01:20:06.479
How big is a gap?
01:20:07.760 --> 01:20:08.560
50 feet.
01:20:09.039 --> 01:20:10.399
A couple of miles ahead.
01:20:20.960 --> 01:20:23.279
What if I shift in the neutral and just keep the engine coming?
01:20:28.880 --> 01:20:29.199
Jack.
01:20:30.880 --> 01:20:31.359
Floor.
01:20:31.760 --> 01:20:32.079
What?
01:20:32.560 --> 01:20:34.239
Floor it! It's an interchange.
01:20:34.319 --> 01:20:35.279
There might be an incline.
01:20:35.439 --> 01:20:36.560
Floor it! Fine.
01:20:37.199 --> 01:20:40.880
Now, the information that was conveyed to Jack never said it was an interchange.
01:20:41.039 --> 01:20:43.920
It said it was a 50 gap in the 50-foot gap in the freeway.
01:20:44.800 --> 01:20:47.439
He's made an assumption that's an interchange.
01:20:48.159 --> 01:20:52.239
Also, where it ends up being, I don't even know if I would call it the interchange.
01:20:52.800 --> 01:20:54.640
It feels like an overpass.
01:20:54.880 --> 01:20:55.279
Mm-hmm.
01:20:55.520 --> 01:20:55.920
Mm-hmm.
01:20:56.000 --> 01:20:56.399
Mm-hmm.
01:20:56.560 --> 01:20:57.039
Yeah.
01:20:57.359 --> 01:21:03.920
But there's a a a 50-foot gap that somehow he knows is there, that somehow he knows there will be an incline.
01:21:04.800 --> 01:21:06.560
And he says, floor it.
01:21:06.800 --> 01:21:08.239
Well, that's all you can hope for.
01:21:08.399 --> 01:21:08.560
Yeah.
01:21:09.039 --> 01:21:11.600
I didn't know there's an incline, but what else are you gonna do?
01:21:12.000 --> 01:21:15.600
Hey, we can try and jump this thing, or we're freaking dead anyway.
01:21:15.840 --> 01:21:24.479
Well, so and even that, if I heard there's a fifty-foot gap, I wouldn't assume that's a fifty-foot gap in the air.
01:21:24.720 --> 01:21:33.520
I would think there's a fifty-foot gap on the ground, maybe that that they just haven't paved yet, or maybe there's a you know I don't even know what would be worse.
01:21:33.600 --> 01:21:35.760
But Well, the whole interstate was elevated.
01:21:36.000 --> 01:21:38.159
You know, they were already on an elevated interstate.
01:21:39.039 --> 01:21:43.119
So 50 foot gap, it's like, well, this is an elevated interstate.
01:21:43.520 --> 01:21:48.479
This is an elevated road, so I think he probably already knew that it wasn't on the ground.
01:21:48.800 --> 01:21:49.600
Well, maybe.
01:21:49.920 --> 01:21:52.000
But but regardless, he's got a plan.
01:21:52.479 --> 01:21:56.159
But assuming there's also movie.
01:21:56.560 --> 01:21:57.920
There is a movie.
01:21:59.279 --> 01:22:02.000
But here's the fun part about movie.
01:22:02.159 --> 01:22:02.800
Yeah.
01:22:03.279 --> 01:22:10.399
As we've already talked about multiple times, this movie was all in on the practical effects.
01:22:11.199 --> 01:22:14.720
Including jumping goddamn buses.
01:22:15.039 --> 01:22:16.000
Awesome.
01:22:16.880 --> 01:22:20.000
So there goes bus number uh seven.
01:22:20.399 --> 01:22:24.560
So the script originally had called for a much smaller gap.
01:22:25.439 --> 01:22:30.399
It turns out that the real gap that they had was way bigger than what they planned for.
01:22:31.119 --> 01:22:39.039
Uh and so Yon Debont, being all in full speed ahead, said, fuck it, send it.
01:22:39.359 --> 01:22:39.920
Nice.
01:22:40.720 --> 01:22:42.960
So they launched I love this guy already.
01:22:43.199 --> 01:22:48.319
So they launched a real bus across the gap.
01:22:48.640 --> 01:22:49.760
That's great.
01:22:50.000 --> 01:22:52.079
Now they did build it up.
01:22:52.239 --> 01:22:54.560
There's a hidden ramp leading up to it.
01:22:54.720 --> 01:22:55.279
There is.
01:22:55.600 --> 01:23:01.760
But that shot of a bus flying through the air was a real bus flying through the air.
01:23:01.920 --> 01:23:02.640
That's amazing.
01:23:02.800 --> 01:23:03.359
I love that.
01:23:03.600 --> 01:23:05.119
Was there anybody on board?
01:23:05.520 --> 01:23:06.720
God, I hope not.
01:23:06.880 --> 01:23:08.239
Maybe a stunt driver.
01:23:08.479 --> 01:23:10.079
Could have been a stunt driver, honestly.
01:23:10.159 --> 01:23:12.399
They uh they probably could have remote controlled that.
01:23:13.119 --> 01:23:14.319
You think in '94?
01:23:14.560 --> 01:23:15.039
Oh, yeah.
01:23:15.199 --> 01:23:17.760
I mean, you could it's just been simple servos.
01:23:18.000 --> 01:23:19.520
That's fucking crazy.
01:23:19.680 --> 01:23:21.520
That's awesome that they used a real bus to do that.
01:23:21.920 --> 01:23:30.239
They ramped a 50, I don't know if it's a 50-50 foot necessarily, but they ramped a fucking gap with a bus.
01:23:30.479 --> 01:23:32.159
That's evil can evil kind of shit right there.
01:23:32.319 --> 01:23:33.279
Yes, that's good stuff.
01:23:33.680 --> 01:23:34.159
Insane.
01:23:34.479 --> 01:23:35.119
It is.
01:23:35.920 --> 01:23:38.560
Especially if there was a driver on there.
01:23:38.720 --> 01:23:41.600
Like, I mean, do you like he could die?
01:23:41.760 --> 01:23:43.359
Because I'll be honest, here's the thing.
01:23:43.520 --> 01:23:47.039
When I watched this movie and I saw them, like, oh, come on now.
01:23:47.199 --> 01:23:48.000
That's fake.
01:23:48.159 --> 01:23:52.479
And and I started thinking about like the whole rules of physics, like, there's no way.
01:23:52.640 --> 01:23:59.439
And then I as soon as I started to actually do a little research and saw they did this, I'm like, oh my god, that is insane.
01:23:59.920 --> 01:24:01.359
I don't give a shit.
01:24:01.760 --> 01:24:15.199
So the big criticism the big criticism from when I saw this movie the first time and all the people who saw the movie when it came out in the theater was how does a road end create a ramp?
01:24:16.319 --> 01:24:19.279
And I think you've got some suspension of belief there.
01:24:19.439 --> 01:24:20.159
Yeah, well, you have to.
01:24:20.560 --> 01:24:24.479
You have to have it because you know, physics say no, that's not gonna happen.
01:24:24.720 --> 01:24:25.119
Right.
01:24:25.279 --> 01:24:29.119
Uh but knowing that they actually did it, they hit a ramp.
01:24:29.199 --> 01:24:30.239
You can see that thing ramping up.
01:24:30.319 --> 01:24:31.199
Oh, it comes up.
01:24:31.439 --> 01:24:31.840
It does.
01:24:31.920 --> 01:24:32.880
It's it's obvious.
01:24:33.039 --> 01:24:37.600
But the fact that even just the other day, that little gif you sent us.
01:24:37.760 --> 01:24:38.000
Uh-huh.
01:24:38.079 --> 01:24:38.159
Yeah.
01:24:40.079 --> 01:24:44.000
It's it's lifting up before it comes off the edge of the freeway.
01:24:44.239 --> 01:24:44.399
Right.
01:24:44.560 --> 01:24:48.159
But I think that is all forgiven because everything else looks so real.
01:24:48.479 --> 01:24:49.119
Because it is real.
01:24:49.199 --> 01:24:49.359
Yeah.
01:24:49.520 --> 01:24:50.239
Yeah, no doubt.
01:24:50.720 --> 01:24:51.359
Holy cow.
01:24:51.680 --> 01:24:54.399
Everybody who's seen this movie knows exactly what we're talking about.
01:24:54.640 --> 01:24:54.960
They do.
01:24:55.119 --> 01:25:04.159
And and honestly, what what what and this most recent viewing, this was not the most unbelievable part of the movie for me.
01:25:05.600 --> 01:25:08.800
I could excuse this, especially once I learned they actually did it.
01:25:08.880 --> 01:25:09.199
Yeah.
01:25:09.680 --> 01:25:14.079
With some help, but I'll allow that because movie.
01:25:14.319 --> 01:25:14.880
Right.
01:25:15.840 --> 01:25:21.279
Where what I do have the problem with is when what comes up shortly after.
01:25:21.439 --> 01:25:25.279
Because the bus gets they they route themselves to LAX.
01:25:25.439 --> 01:25:25.840
Yep.
01:25:26.399 --> 01:25:29.600
Because Jack comes up with a plan on the fly.
01:25:29.760 --> 01:25:33.439
If we get to the airport, we can just loop around the runways.
01:25:33.680 --> 01:25:35.840
And you lose all the media helicopters.
01:25:36.079 --> 01:25:40.239
Right, because it's a no-fly zone, and so the helicopters won't be able to enter.
01:25:40.640 --> 01:25:40.880
Smart.
01:25:41.279 --> 01:25:42.479
It is smart.
01:25:42.960 --> 01:25:50.640
Except for um the longest runway at LAX is 2.5 miles long.
01:25:50.800 --> 01:25:51.119
Okay.
01:25:51.920 --> 01:25:58.399
Um a bus going 50 miles an hour is going to get from end to end in about three minutes.
01:25:58.640 --> 01:26:00.640
Yeah, I was gonna say a little less than that, actually.
01:26:00.880 --> 01:26:01.760
Yeah, it'll be about three.
01:26:02.000 --> 01:26:04.640
So they cover one mile every 1.2 minutes.
01:26:04.800 --> 01:26:05.119
Yeah.
01:26:05.520 --> 01:26:10.960
So to if you're gonna go 2.5, it comes out to almost exactly three minutes of straight line drive.
01:26:11.119 --> 01:26:11.359
Okay.
01:26:11.840 --> 01:26:16.800
Now there's not like an in airports, you don't have like a loop that goes around.
01:26:16.880 --> 01:26:22.560
I mean, even even going from runway to runway, it's a pretty tight turn around.
01:26:22.960 --> 01:26:25.279
It's a rectangle, not an oval, yeah.
01:26:25.600 --> 01:26:29.600
And you know, it's not like there's a giant loop that goes all around LAX.
01:26:29.760 --> 01:26:36.800
You have two runways to the south and two runways to the north, and there's not a loop that goes from the south to the north.
01:26:37.039 --> 01:26:40.720
And so they kind of created their own little geography there.
01:26:41.119 --> 01:26:46.479
And which most people wouldn't care about, but I know enough about airport operations, and I know that you do, Brian.
01:26:46.560 --> 01:26:46.800
Sure.
01:26:46.960 --> 01:26:48.479
That it bothered the shit out of me.
01:26:48.720 --> 01:26:52.319
You know, there's something that happened right before that that bothered the shit out of me.
01:26:52.399 --> 01:26:52.880
Yeah.
01:26:53.199 --> 01:26:59.119
So when they entered the tarmac, they ran over some reversible spikes.
01:26:59.359 --> 01:27:00.159
Yes, they did.
01:27:00.479 --> 01:27:01.920
And that comes up later.
01:27:02.159 --> 01:27:02.720
Uh-huh.
01:27:03.520 --> 01:27:06.479
But why were the tires not shredded immediately?
01:27:06.960 --> 01:27:07.600
Yeah.
01:27:08.319 --> 01:27:11.520
I mean, come on, those are those are one-way spikes.
01:27:11.760 --> 01:27:17.039
And clearly, and they did show that the bus had redundant tires on the back wheels, which is fine.
01:27:17.199 --> 01:27:31.920
But but yeah, there should have been some damage or some slowing down because they made it clear to show that they ran over the friggin', you know, do not enter spikes, but there was no immediate impact to the vehicle based upon that.
01:27:32.319 --> 01:27:33.359
Redundant tires.
01:27:33.520 --> 01:27:35.600
Both tires ran over those spikes.
01:27:36.560 --> 01:27:38.079
Redundant tires, yeah.
01:27:38.319 --> 01:27:38.560
Yeah.
01:27:38.720 --> 01:27:59.520
Uh, but anyway, but once they are they are on the the runways and they're going around and driving their loops, uh, Jack is able, you know, to um work with with pain to get permission to basically step off, get off the bus.
01:28:00.079 --> 01:28:00.239
Right.
01:28:00.319 --> 01:28:03.760
Because so that way he can negotiate for him on his behalf.
01:28:04.000 --> 01:28:11.680
And he he's, you know, can works out some deal where where Which if I'm paying, I say no, you have a phone.
01:28:11.920 --> 01:28:12.239
Yeah.
01:28:13.600 --> 01:28:15.279
But he has to negotiate in person.
01:28:15.520 --> 01:28:15.840
Right.
01:28:16.000 --> 01:28:17.680
Oh, that's the only way to negotiate.
01:28:17.920 --> 01:28:31.439
But once he's off the bus, they they come up with this crazy plan to to that Jack has to, since they can't unload the passengers, they have to disarm the bomb to take pain out of the equation.
01:28:32.159 --> 01:28:36.239
And so Jack gets on this little sled thing.
01:28:36.479 --> 01:28:43.199
Gets on this little sled thing, which is pulled by a truck that drives in front of the bus.
01:28:43.359 --> 01:28:43.840
Right.
01:28:44.239 --> 01:28:49.760
And pulley, this pulley thing releases his releases him.
01:28:50.319 --> 01:28:54.399
He slides back under the bus so he can check out the bomb.
01:28:54.640 --> 01:28:59.199
Now I want to go back to the whole LAX runway length situation.
01:28:59.760 --> 01:29:00.800
They're not turning.
01:29:00.960 --> 01:29:01.840
They're not turning.
01:29:02.000 --> 01:29:07.680
To able to make this maneuver work, they have to both be driving in straight lines.
01:29:07.840 --> 01:29:08.079
Yep.
01:29:08.239 --> 01:29:08.640
Right.
01:29:08.960 --> 01:29:14.399
Because Jack is now dangling off a cable on a wheelie cart.
01:29:14.720 --> 01:29:18.000
On a wheelie cart under the goddamn bus.
01:29:18.079 --> 01:29:18.399
Uh-huh.
01:29:18.560 --> 01:29:20.960
So both have to be driving in straight lines.
01:29:21.760 --> 01:29:24.319
Everything somehow timed out perfectly.
01:29:24.560 --> 01:29:30.640
You would have three minutes max to do this and then get out.
01:29:30.800 --> 01:29:31.359
Yep.
01:29:32.560 --> 01:29:41.680
But when the tether snaps three minutes and thirty-three seconds later, uh, he's nearly lost in this process.
01:29:41.840 --> 01:29:42.159
Yeah.
01:29:42.960 --> 01:29:45.680
He would have actually technically been ran over long before that.
01:29:45.920 --> 01:29:46.079
Right.
01:29:46.239 --> 01:29:47.039
As they as they move.
01:29:47.439 --> 01:29:48.960
33 seconds minimum earlier.
01:29:49.279 --> 01:29:53.520
But not to get too technical.
01:29:54.319 --> 01:29:54.800
Movie.
01:29:55.439 --> 01:29:56.159
Movie.
01:29:56.640 --> 01:29:57.920
Absolutely.
01:29:59.119 --> 01:30:05.359
Yeah, he's nearly lost through this process, but he's pulled back in by the passengers.
01:30:07.520 --> 01:30:09.199
Did you have any luck with the bomb?
01:30:09.439 --> 01:30:10.960
Yeah, it didn't go off.
01:30:12.159 --> 01:30:13.119
One of my favorite things.
01:30:13.199 --> 01:30:16.800
So one of the passengers, the big dude, the construction guy, Ortiz.
01:30:17.119 --> 01:30:19.039
Yeah, but he calls him Gigantor.
01:30:19.279 --> 01:30:20.159
Gigantor.
01:30:20.399 --> 01:30:22.000
I think that's an awesome name.
01:30:22.159 --> 01:30:25.119
The next big giant dude I see, I'm gonna call Gigantor.
01:30:27.520 --> 01:30:39.119
Um, yeah, but but in the process of saving himself and before Gigantor pulls him in, Jack does puncture the gas tank with a screwdriver trying to save himself.
01:30:39.279 --> 01:30:39.520
Right.
01:30:39.680 --> 01:30:44.399
Uh, because, you know, of course, you know, they didn't have enough issues to deal with already.
01:30:44.560 --> 01:30:45.119
True, I know.
01:30:45.279 --> 01:30:47.359
Now they're also running out of gas.
01:30:48.720 --> 01:31:00.159
Now, while Jack's been having his fun and games with the bus, Harry's been back in the office tracking down as much information as possible about who the possible bomber could be.
01:31:00.640 --> 01:31:10.800
And along the way, it occurs to him that because this bomber is using all these different techniques and has these different things, maybe he's not a bomber after all.
01:31:10.960 --> 01:31:13.119
Maybe he's a bomb expert.
01:31:13.359 --> 01:31:15.840
Maybe, just maybe he's a cop.
01:31:16.239 --> 01:31:18.640
Because he talked about retiring and getting a gold watch.
01:31:18.880 --> 01:31:29.119
Yeah, and you know, and Jack, while he's under the bus, happens to notice that there's a gold watch that's part of the bomb mechanism.
01:31:29.279 --> 01:31:29.920
Yep.
01:31:30.479 --> 01:31:34.800
Well, they do their due diligence and they find the guy.
01:31:34.880 --> 01:31:37.520
Because Harry's seen what what the bomber looks like.
01:31:37.680 --> 01:31:37.920
Yep.
01:31:38.079 --> 01:31:45.119
And they track down that they, oh, hey, here's this bomb disposal expert from the Atlanta PD who blew off a finger.
01:31:45.359 --> 01:31:46.159
We got our bad guy.
01:31:46.319 --> 01:31:48.239
We got our guy, and this is our scumbag, he says.
01:31:48.800 --> 01:31:49.760
We got our scumbag.
01:31:50.319 --> 01:32:11.439
And so they they they go to track down uh the house, or they get to have the address, and so they go to to Payne's house, and Harry is the first in, and all the SWAT team go in trying to to to stop you know Payne there, and it turns out to be booby trapped.
01:32:11.600 --> 01:32:15.840
He's not there, and he's not there, and the house blows up, and Harry dies.
01:32:16.079 --> 01:32:23.600
You know, I think the thing that I hated about that whole scene is they didn't even talk about Harry dying.
01:32:23.840 --> 01:32:24.560
Not very much.
01:32:24.800 --> 01:32:30.720
It was like he it happened, and I was like, they never revisited, they never did like a memorial, like nothing.
01:32:30.880 --> 01:32:36.640
It was just like kind of so so Pain tells Jack that Harry's dead first, yeah.
01:32:37.039 --> 01:32:38.159
And Jack goes nuts.
01:32:38.479 --> 01:32:38.720
Uh-huh.
01:32:39.119 --> 01:32:39.840
That's his best friend.
01:32:40.000 --> 01:32:40.319
Yeah.
01:32:40.640 --> 01:32:42.640
But like now, that never came back to it.
01:32:42.720 --> 01:32:44.319
And I just seemed kind of weird.
01:32:44.399 --> 01:32:44.560
Yeah.
01:32:44.640 --> 01:32:44.800
Okay.
01:32:45.680 --> 01:32:52.079
My question in this moment why would Harry, someone who still has a bad leg from being recently shot?
01:32:52.399 --> 01:32:53.279
That was my question.
01:32:53.439 --> 01:32:56.720
So he was recently shot the night before at the award ceremony.
01:32:56.800 --> 01:32:57.520
He had a cane.
01:32:57.680 --> 01:32:58.159
Yeah.
01:32:59.520 --> 01:33:06.560
And then the next day he's dressed in SWAT gear without the cane, crawling through windows and going into this house.
01:33:06.800 --> 01:33:11.199
Like I number one, I don't even know that he would be cleared for that kind of action.
01:33:11.439 --> 01:33:11.680
Right.
01:33:12.000 --> 01:33:17.520
And number two, he definitely is not the right person to be the first guy in in that condition.
01:33:17.840 --> 01:33:19.279
Oh, and also number three.
01:33:20.560 --> 01:33:22.720
This guy has gone to extreme lengths.
01:33:22.880 --> 01:33:25.840
Planned his first elevator thing for two years.
01:33:27.039 --> 01:33:32.720
Has this pretty brilliant idea for that bus that he planned out in a week or so?
01:33:33.119 --> 01:33:37.039
Why would you not think that the bomber's house wouldn't be rigged?
01:33:37.199 --> 01:33:37.439
Right.
01:33:37.600 --> 01:33:38.159
Do you know what I mean?
01:33:38.399 --> 01:33:40.560
Like in your part of the bomb squad, right?
01:33:42.479 --> 01:33:47.119
I don't know why Harry was the first guy through the window into the house.
01:33:47.359 --> 01:33:48.239
With the bum leg.
01:33:48.640 --> 01:33:49.600
With the bum leg.
01:33:49.680 --> 01:33:56.319
And and even beyond that, would the bomb disposal guy be the first person in on the scene?
01:33:56.560 --> 01:33:57.439
No, hell no.
01:33:57.600 --> 01:34:00.640
I've I mean, I'm not an expert, but I've watched the hurt locker.
01:34:01.119 --> 01:34:05.199
And they don't call Jeremy Renner in until they've at least got the situation under control.
01:34:05.439 --> 01:34:05.600
Right.
01:34:05.680 --> 01:34:06.720
The perimeter secured.
01:34:06.800 --> 01:34:07.359
Yeah.
01:34:07.680 --> 01:34:12.239
Um, but so in this case, it feels weird to me that Harry's the first guy in.
01:34:12.319 --> 01:34:24.880
And then also I think it betrays all the expertise and all the wisdom we've been led to believe he has that within moments of getting through the house, he sets off the booby trap that blows it all to shit.
01:34:25.039 --> 01:34:25.279
Yep.
01:34:26.239 --> 01:34:29.359
But yet how uncomfortable was that half a second.
01:34:29.600 --> 01:34:30.000
It was.
01:34:30.399 --> 01:34:36.399
When he's in the house and he knows the house is booby-trapped and there's nothing he can do about it.
01:34:37.039 --> 01:34:37.920
That was uncomfortable.
01:34:38.399 --> 01:34:38.800
It was.
01:34:39.039 --> 01:34:40.239
That was a good movie moment.
01:34:40.800 --> 01:34:50.880
And to your point, Justin, yeah, there there's very little tribute given, but also it's understandable given the fact that in the timeline of this movie, only really minutes have passed.
01:34:51.119 --> 01:34:51.359
Right.
01:34:51.600 --> 01:34:51.920
True.
01:34:52.239 --> 01:34:55.199
I mean, he's on a bus with a bomb on it.
01:34:55.439 --> 01:34:57.920
Which would he's got other fish to fry.
01:34:59.119 --> 01:35:02.399
Well, this timeline I'll talk about later, too.
01:35:02.800 --> 01:35:04.079
It's so truncated.
01:35:04.560 --> 01:35:09.600
And it feels like a lot of time has passed, but also ultimately almost no time has passed.
01:35:09.840 --> 01:35:10.319
True.
01:35:10.560 --> 01:35:11.039
Yeah.
01:35:11.279 --> 01:35:13.359
I mean, from start to finish, maybe a couple hours.
01:35:13.439 --> 01:35:13.840
Yeah.
01:35:14.079 --> 01:35:18.319
But anyway, um, ultimately, Jack is on the bus.
01:35:18.399 --> 01:35:22.399
He doesn't know about anything that's happened to Harry until Payne calls.
01:35:22.720 --> 01:35:25.680
It was the watch that led him to me, wasn't it?
01:35:26.000 --> 01:35:26.479
Huh?
01:35:26.960 --> 01:35:35.760
It seemed a little hammy to me to build the bomb out of my precious retirement gift, but you know, I figured a sign that said Howard Payne.
01:35:36.000 --> 01:35:37.520
Would be pushing it.
01:35:39.439 --> 01:35:42.800
I'm gonna rip your fucking spine out, I swear to God.
01:35:42.880 --> 01:35:45.359
You're gonna do exactly as you told.
01:35:45.840 --> 01:35:49.840
Jack, we both know that he was the brains of your particular operation.
01:35:50.079 --> 01:35:52.880
You can't beat me, you're gonna pay me every dollar.
01:35:53.119 --> 01:35:59.920
Otherwise, you, the Wildcat, and every innocent person on that bus are gonna end up just like your friend.
01:36:01.119 --> 01:36:04.000
Well, Howard gave himself away with that comment.
01:36:04.159 --> 01:36:04.319
Right.
01:36:05.119 --> 01:36:08.319
Because Jack, after mulling it over, is like Wildcat.
01:36:08.640 --> 01:36:11.199
Well, it's the second time he's referred to her as Wildcat.
01:36:11.439 --> 01:36:13.359
He referred to her as Wildcat earlier.
01:36:13.600 --> 01:36:14.720
Who's Wildcat?
01:36:15.039 --> 01:36:19.680
And then sees that Annie has an Arizona sweatshirt.
01:36:19.760 --> 01:36:20.239
Yep.
01:36:20.479 --> 01:36:24.159
And realizes, oh the Arizona Wildcats.
01:36:24.399 --> 01:36:26.239
How would he have known that?
01:36:26.399 --> 01:36:26.720
Right?
01:36:26.960 --> 01:36:28.239
I didn't know that.
01:36:28.399 --> 01:36:30.079
I definitely didn't say that.
01:36:30.319 --> 01:36:31.279
He can see us.
01:36:31.439 --> 01:36:32.640
He can see us.
01:36:33.439 --> 01:36:38.960
And then happens to notice that right behind the friggin' sun visor is a goddamn giant ass camera.
01:36:39.199 --> 01:36:39.760
Right.
01:36:40.079 --> 01:36:40.960
Come on now.
01:36:41.119 --> 01:36:42.479
You should have known that from the beginning.
01:36:42.640 --> 01:36:43.680
That thing wasn't delicate.
01:36:43.760 --> 01:36:45.600
That thing wasn't discreet.
01:36:45.840 --> 01:36:47.279
How did you miss that?
01:36:48.319 --> 01:36:48.720
Yeah.
01:36:48.960 --> 01:36:50.239
Too much panic going on.
01:36:50.399 --> 01:36:50.640
Yeah.
01:36:51.199 --> 01:36:51.520
True.
01:36:51.680 --> 01:36:53.119
I mean, that that's plausible.
01:36:54.159 --> 01:36:55.840
You're just you're worried about the bomb.
01:36:56.079 --> 01:36:58.560
That thing was the size of a goddamn shoe box.
01:36:58.880 --> 01:37:00.720
It was the size of a fucking dinner plate.
01:37:00.880 --> 01:37:07.920
It was like a full-on, like that was like the hidden camera in UHF, the Pavlov hidden in RJ Fletcher's office.
01:37:08.000 --> 01:37:08.720
It was giant.
01:37:08.880 --> 01:37:09.680
You're not wrong.
01:37:09.920 --> 01:37:11.199
You're not wrong.
01:37:11.600 --> 01:37:14.000
I hate that we were referenced to UHF.
01:37:17.600 --> 01:37:22.239
Yeah, but but anyway, so so they realize that there's a camera there and they're being watched.
01:37:22.319 --> 01:37:24.479
Well, it just so happens.
01:37:24.960 --> 01:37:27.840
Okay, well, if there's a camera here, how is it broadcasting?
01:37:27.920 --> 01:37:29.039
Well, it's got to be UHF.
01:37:29.119 --> 01:37:34.079
Well, okay, there's a TV station right here using a microwave truck broadcasting their single.
01:37:34.159 --> 01:37:35.520
I wonder if they can intercept UHF.
01:37:35.760 --> 01:37:38.720
Lo and behold, they sure enough can because Mac gets them to do it.
01:37:38.800 --> 01:37:38.960
Yep.
01:37:39.119 --> 01:37:46.399
And they record a loop of everyone on the bus just sitting still, and then they basically broadcast that loop over.
01:37:46.560 --> 01:37:50.720
So now all that pain is seeing is the same repeating loop.
01:37:50.960 --> 01:37:51.760
I have a question.
01:37:51.920 --> 01:37:52.560
Yeah.
01:37:53.520 --> 01:37:54.880
You're the A V guy.
01:37:55.119 --> 01:37:57.760
I I've done some things in that field, yes.
01:37:58.000 --> 01:37:59.119
Is this plausible?
01:37:59.600 --> 01:38:01.279
It's not implausible.
01:38:01.600 --> 01:38:04.960
That's not answer my question.
01:38:05.279 --> 01:38:06.000
Other than one thing.
01:38:06.079 --> 01:38:06.479
Yeah.
01:38:07.039 --> 01:38:07.359
Okay.
01:38:07.840 --> 01:38:20.800
So they have the guy in the truck record a one-minute loop on a V essentially is a is I think it looked like it was a beta, but basically it's the equivalent of a VHS tape.
01:38:20.960 --> 01:38:21.199
Sure.
01:38:21.359 --> 01:38:23.920
And then they tell him, I need you to play that on a loop.
01:38:24.960 --> 01:38:28.319
Okay, but you can't loop a VHS tape.
01:38:28.640 --> 01:38:29.359
No, not at all.
01:38:29.600 --> 01:38:39.039
Now, today, yes, I could digitally record a one-minute clip and just set it to automatically loop.
01:38:39.600 --> 01:38:57.439
At that point, you would have to, and I don't know, maybe in the broadcast, maybe they had different tools, maybe you could have, but the way they showed it and the way they said it, it sounded like basically I need you to loop that tape, which meant that you would have to play that tape and then rewind it and play it again.
01:38:57.520 --> 01:39:00.800
Now, you know, if you had two tapes, you'd have to cut it and splice it.
01:39:01.039 --> 01:39:07.680
If you had two tapes, you could technically play one while you're rewinding the other and switch between them.
01:39:08.239 --> 01:39:09.039
And play the other, yeah.
01:39:09.920 --> 01:39:16.239
So it's not impossible, but they over but they oversimplify the explanation.
01:39:16.560 --> 01:39:23.520
Okay, so the good part is that lay people like me who watched it were like, oh, okay.
01:39:23.760 --> 01:39:24.159
Yeah.
01:39:24.319 --> 01:39:24.640
Yeah.
01:39:24.800 --> 01:39:28.319
I did I my note is looping the feed was smart.
01:39:34.000 --> 01:39:34.800
I don't know.
01:39:35.039 --> 01:39:37.680
I don't know whether so okay.
01:39:37.840 --> 01:39:45.520
So when I was in college, I was in I was in college from ninety seven to two thousand one-ish.
01:39:46.479 --> 01:39:50.880
And that was the time when digital editing really had its big breakthrough.
01:39:51.119 --> 01:40:02.800
And the college I went to uh at one at that point had more what they call nonlinear editing systems than any other production house or TV station in the region.
01:40:03.279 --> 01:40:06.479
And that was pretty much and that was only three.
01:40:06.800 --> 01:40:09.119
We had three systems, and that was the most.
01:40:09.439 --> 01:40:12.079
That was several years after Speed came out.
01:40:12.239 --> 01:40:12.479
Right.
01:40:12.720 --> 01:40:20.960
So there was nonlinear computer-based editing going on, but I doubt it would have been in the production truck.
01:40:21.279 --> 01:40:29.760
At that point, you would have been doing tape-to-tape editing, uh, and and you would quickly splice together a package so that you could basically broadcast out to the network.
01:40:30.079 --> 01:40:33.039
No offense, but I think we've devolved into nerdy talk.
01:40:33.840 --> 01:40:34.560
I'm sorry.
01:40:36.159 --> 01:40:37.840
You asked me to go into my world.
01:40:38.159 --> 01:40:40.720
I did, I did, I did, and I I respect you for that.
01:40:40.960 --> 01:40:42.560
And I hope you regret it.
01:40:44.000 --> 01:40:44.479
I do.
01:40:44.720 --> 01:40:45.039
Okay.
01:40:46.319 --> 01:40:46.960
Yeah.
01:40:48.079 --> 01:40:49.119
So, but anyway, yeah.
01:40:49.199 --> 01:40:56.159
So so the looping of tape, not impossible, definitely very possible in today's world.
01:40:56.319 --> 01:40:59.600
At that point, it was probably improbable.
01:40:59.840 --> 01:41:02.640
You know, but the lay person watching it probably didn't know that.
01:41:02.800 --> 01:41:03.680
And movie.
01:41:03.840 --> 01:41:05.680
Yeah, movie.
01:41:06.159 --> 01:41:10.319
So is that more or less believable than the jumping the 50 foot in the bus?
01:41:10.640 --> 01:41:15.520
Jumping 50 foot unassisted on a bus, more believable.
01:41:15.760 --> 01:41:18.960
Jumping 50 foot assisted on a bus, less believable.
01:41:19.199 --> 01:41:19.680
Gotcha.
01:41:19.840 --> 01:41:20.159
Okay.
01:41:21.600 --> 01:41:22.640
Uh anyway.
01:41:23.119 --> 01:41:28.319
So they're able to loop the tape, and this buys now time for them to evacuate the pastor.
01:41:28.479 --> 01:41:30.000
So they get everybody off the bus.
01:41:30.239 --> 01:41:32.079
And here's the thing I brought up earlier.
01:41:32.319 --> 01:41:37.279
You have that lady, just like in the elevator, who didn't want to get off the bus.
01:41:37.520 --> 01:41:37.840
Yep.
01:41:38.000 --> 01:41:41.840
Someone who was a bit scared, not comfortable, not willing to make that jump.
01:41:42.000 --> 01:41:45.920
But this time it was the guy who was cameraman from Paris Bueller.
01:41:46.479 --> 01:41:47.600
It was the tourist.
01:41:47.760 --> 01:41:49.439
He was like, Oh, I don't want to go.
01:41:49.840 --> 01:41:50.960
There's a fucking bomb on the bus.
01:41:51.119 --> 01:41:51.680
Get off the bus.
01:41:52.720 --> 01:41:54.880
I don't know if I'm even walking on that plank.
01:41:54.960 --> 01:41:57.119
I'm just diving on the bus into the other one.
01:41:57.279 --> 01:41:59.039
I don't want to be on a bus with a bomb on.
01:41:59.359 --> 01:41:59.680
No.
01:41:59.920 --> 01:42:00.880
Take me anywhere.
01:42:01.039 --> 01:42:01.600
I'm out.
01:42:01.920 --> 01:42:02.479
Done.
01:42:02.720 --> 01:42:11.359
Although I did think it was smart when Jack, when the that other bus pulled up and they put the plank down, he was pointing at people and saying, Okay, one, two, three, you go.
01:42:11.680 --> 01:42:14.960
You know, he was really organizing it, really showed his chops.
01:42:15.279 --> 01:42:15.760
Mm-hmm.
01:42:16.880 --> 01:42:17.279
Yep.
01:42:17.439 --> 01:42:18.800
He was air traffic control.
01:42:19.439 --> 01:42:22.640
He was ground control to Major Tom.
01:42:22.960 --> 01:42:28.479
Anyway, so they get everyone off, but but then their little ramp falls apart.
01:42:28.560 --> 01:42:32.159
And so now that the ramp is now gone for go from bus to bus.
01:42:32.319 --> 01:42:34.239
It's Annie and Jack the only ones left.
01:42:34.319 --> 01:42:36.560
And but they were given things to prop the pedal.
01:42:36.800 --> 01:42:38.319
And now the tires are starting to blow.
01:42:38.640 --> 01:42:39.199
And finally.
01:42:39.359 --> 01:42:40.560
And they're running out of gas.
01:42:40.640 --> 01:42:40.960
Yeah.
01:42:41.119 --> 01:42:42.479
And their time is limited.
01:42:42.640 --> 01:42:45.439
And so Jack's like, okay, here's the plan.
01:42:45.600 --> 01:42:46.800
Let's prop this pedal down.
01:42:46.880 --> 01:42:48.800
We're going to tuw the rope on the steering wheel.
01:42:48.880 --> 01:42:56.319
And then you and I are going to slide out the middle of the bus on the access hatch.
01:42:56.479 --> 01:42:56.880
Yes.
01:42:57.039 --> 01:43:04.800
And we're going to ride under the bus and and skid ourselves to safety and then let the bus go careening off wherever it's going to go.
01:43:05.600 --> 01:43:07.680
And so that's what happens.
01:43:07.840 --> 01:43:09.279
They they escape.
01:43:09.680 --> 01:43:11.920
Did you notice when they do that?
01:43:12.159 --> 01:43:18.079
You can see the wheels on the There weren't wheels on the access hatch.
01:43:18.239 --> 01:43:23.279
So number one, no, you have an access hatch that you open from the inside.
01:43:23.439 --> 01:43:23.840
Uh-huh.
01:43:24.079 --> 01:43:25.840
Which means people can walk across it.
01:43:26.000 --> 01:43:26.319
Yeah.
01:43:26.560 --> 01:43:30.880
Which means you're not going to be able to slide that through the hole to get it down on the ground.
01:43:31.039 --> 01:43:32.079
Yeah, that was that was sure.
01:43:32.159 --> 01:43:32.560
Yeah, you can.
01:43:32.640 --> 01:43:33.199
No, no, no.
01:43:33.279 --> 01:43:36.319
So so you turn it sideways, you get it down at an angle.
01:43:36.479 --> 01:43:37.680
That's what they showed.
01:43:38.239 --> 01:43:38.880
That's not what they showed.
01:43:40.479 --> 01:43:43.279
Honestly, I had both of your thoughts simultaneously.
01:43:43.439 --> 01:43:43.680
Okay.
01:43:43.840 --> 01:43:46.640
Because I saw that, I'm like, that wouldn't fit.
01:43:46.720 --> 01:43:48.640
And then I'm like, oh, maybe they put it in an angle.
01:43:48.720 --> 01:43:49.680
But then I look at it again.
01:43:49.760 --> 01:43:50.720
I'm like, no, that wouldn't fit.
01:43:50.800 --> 01:43:51.359
They just slid it.
01:43:51.600 --> 01:43:52.479
That's not how they did it.
01:43:52.560 --> 01:43:53.840
That's not how they did it.
01:43:54.239 --> 01:43:54.720
You're right.
01:43:54.880 --> 01:43:55.199
You're right.
01:43:55.279 --> 01:43:56.560
Now that I think about it, you're right.
01:43:56.720 --> 01:43:57.199
Anyway.
01:43:57.359 --> 01:43:57.920
So yeah.
01:43:58.000 --> 01:44:05.680
So they they opened one access panel and clearly swapped in another one that was slightly smaller than the hole.
01:44:05.920 --> 01:44:16.000
And then yeah, they they they got on the access panel and let go of the rope and went for a ride under the bus and slid through some cones and went through the dirt and then had a happy smoochie time.
01:44:16.479 --> 01:44:24.960
While the bus went off and continued to careen and went through a terminal and plowed into a cargo plane and then exploded.
01:44:25.119 --> 01:44:26.560
It turned into a Michael Bailey.
01:44:26.800 --> 01:44:27.359
It did.
01:44:28.319 --> 01:44:29.920
Was anybody on that plane?
01:44:30.000 --> 01:44:30.479
I noticed.
01:44:31.119 --> 01:44:31.920
It was pulling it.
01:44:32.000 --> 01:44:32.560
It was being towed.
01:44:32.800 --> 01:44:33.760
It was being towed.
01:44:34.000 --> 01:44:34.319
All right.
01:44:34.479 --> 01:44:44.560
But I gotta tell you, my favorite moment of the entire movie was the guy who jumps out of the tow vehicle and looked at the explosion.
01:44:44.720 --> 01:44:46.159
Because we've already had the explosion.
01:44:46.319 --> 01:44:47.439
This was after the explosion.
01:44:47.600 --> 01:44:51.600
A bus plowed into the plane, it immediately exploded.
01:44:51.680 --> 01:44:57.039
And then we cut to the wide shot where we see the tow vehicle still pulling the burning and exploding plane.
01:44:57.279 --> 01:45:01.680
A guy then jumps out, looks back, and he's like, shit, and runs off.
01:45:01.840 --> 01:45:02.720
That was the moment.
01:45:02.800 --> 01:45:03.920
I'm like, fuck yeah.
01:45:04.159 --> 01:45:07.279
I looked for that guy in the end credits and didn't see him.
01:45:07.520 --> 01:45:08.399
I didn't find him.
01:45:08.479 --> 01:45:09.920
I that guy was awesome.
01:45:10.079 --> 01:45:11.119
Oh my god.
01:45:11.359 --> 01:45:14.399
I'm I hope he wore his brown pants that day.
01:45:18.560 --> 01:45:20.880
So that's the movie, right?
01:45:21.119 --> 01:45:23.920
No! Hell no! I mean, they got off the bus.
01:45:25.199 --> 01:45:26.560
I know it could be.
01:45:26.880 --> 01:45:27.680
It should have been.
01:45:27.840 --> 01:45:28.800
It could have been.
01:45:29.039 --> 01:45:29.680
It should have been.
01:45:30.079 --> 01:45:31.039
That's the movie.
01:45:31.600 --> 01:45:32.319
But what happened?
01:45:32.560 --> 01:45:33.119
We could stop there.
01:45:33.199 --> 01:45:33.520
We could.
01:45:34.079 --> 01:45:34.319
Yeah.
01:45:34.479 --> 01:45:35.279
We could stop.
01:45:35.680 --> 01:45:38.399
So Payne calls.
01:45:39.359 --> 01:45:42.319
Because I think everyone else on the scene thinks, oh, we're done.
01:45:42.560 --> 01:45:43.760
But then Payne calls.
01:45:43.920 --> 01:45:46.880
He's like, hey, when am I getting my money?
01:45:47.439 --> 01:45:47.760
Oh.
01:45:48.159 --> 01:45:50.800
Payne doesn't know that the bus has exploded.
01:45:51.039 --> 01:45:52.399
Because the loop is still going.
01:45:52.640 --> 01:45:54.560
Because the loop is still going.
01:45:54.640 --> 01:45:57.119
So everyone's like, hey, guys.
01:45:58.159 --> 01:45:59.520
We got a chance.
01:45:59.680 --> 01:46:01.199
We can catch this mofo.
01:46:01.920 --> 01:46:07.039
Which is leading up to my biggest fallacy of the movie.
01:46:08.079 --> 01:46:11.600
Not to say that there already haven't been a ton.
01:46:11.920 --> 01:46:12.319
Uh-huh.
01:46:13.119 --> 01:46:13.520
But yeah.
01:46:13.680 --> 01:46:14.479
Continue, Seth.
01:46:14.720 --> 01:46:22.880
Yeah, so um they all go to rush to the point where Payne has money to be dropped.
01:46:23.840 --> 01:46:34.479
Now, Payne is up in his no one knows this, but he's up in his his roost watching this trash can where they're supposed to put the unmarked bills.
01:46:34.720 --> 01:46:39.119
And Payne is watching and he sees the snipers and he sees all the different things.
01:46:39.279 --> 01:46:43.520
And because he's an experienced police officer, he knows what the routines are going to be.
01:46:43.680 --> 01:46:46.159
And so he's got it all planned out.
01:46:46.399 --> 01:46:51.039
And so while they're all swooping in and they think they're being all incognito, they're not.
01:46:51.199 --> 01:46:51.520
No.
01:46:51.680 --> 01:47:00.720
And you know, for some reason, Jack and Annie are in an ambulance at this point, and they the ambulance just pulls up to a stop, and Jack's like, I'll be right back.
01:47:00.880 --> 01:47:01.680
And he hops out.
01:47:01.760 --> 01:47:03.039
I'm sorry, let me rephrase that.
01:47:03.359 --> 01:47:04.560
I'll be right back.
01:47:05.520 --> 01:47:06.640
I'm an LA.
01:47:07.439 --> 01:47:07.840
LA?
01:47:08.079 --> 01:47:09.439
I'm gonna get some tacos.
01:47:10.079 --> 01:47:11.520
Hey bro, I'll be raba.
01:47:12.079 --> 01:47:13.439
You haven't had tacos until I've got to be a little bit of a few.
01:47:14.800 --> 01:47:18.479
So then he goes into the their command centerslash bodega.
01:47:18.720 --> 01:47:19.039
Yeah.
01:47:19.119 --> 01:47:22.399
Uh and leaves Annie with the ambulance.
01:47:23.119 --> 01:47:28.560
Which, if they've, you know, had a moment, I don't think I leave her out of my sight.
01:47:28.800 --> 01:47:29.359
Yeah.
01:47:29.600 --> 01:47:43.119
Now, while Payne sees all this going on, he's he's like it it he happens to then look back at his monitor of the bus, and suddenly he notices that it's a loop.
01:47:43.279 --> 01:47:48.960
There's a loop because there's something in this woman's lap now, and then it's gone.
01:47:49.199 --> 01:47:51.279
Yeah, she dropped her frickin' purse.
01:47:51.600 --> 01:47:55.439
And oh, wow, clever, Jack.
01:47:55.600 --> 01:47:56.800
I know what you did.
01:47:56.960 --> 01:48:05.119
And so now Payne is like, hmm, he formulates a new plan, which is to dress up like a police officer and abduct Annie.
01:48:05.279 --> 01:48:12.800
Yeah, he puts his old uh uniform on and he walks out there amongst the other cops, just strolls right up and comes up to Annie.
01:48:12.960 --> 01:48:14.880
He's like, hey, shouldn't be this close.
01:48:15.119 --> 01:48:18.960
And Annie's Jack Traven told me to come get you out of here.
01:48:19.279 --> 01:48:21.359
Annie's dumb enough to leave the ambulance.
01:48:21.520 --> 01:48:21.680
Yeah.
01:48:21.840 --> 01:48:23.199
I want to get out and look around.
01:48:23.279 --> 01:48:23.760
See what's going on.
01:48:24.720 --> 01:48:32.079
First of all, if if you were just dry come on, if you were just gonna go to the police command center, why did you need an ambulance for that?
01:48:32.640 --> 01:48:35.039
Well, she has a she had a scrape on her leg.
01:48:35.279 --> 01:48:38.720
Why like And who's with her?
01:48:38.800 --> 01:48:39.840
Who's who's watching her?
01:48:39.920 --> 01:48:41.600
I think you assigned somebody to be with her.
01:48:41.760 --> 01:48:42.479
You would think so.
01:48:42.880 --> 01:48:45.039
Well, wouldn't the ambulance just go to the hospital?
01:48:45.279 --> 01:48:51.039
You would think that would be a logical That's like where they go in an emergency.
01:48:51.279 --> 01:48:53.600
I'm gonna go to where we're gonna apprehend the bad guy.
01:48:53.760 --> 01:48:54.960
I picked up my patients.
01:48:55.039 --> 01:48:56.800
Now I'm gonna stop for a donut.
01:48:57.039 --> 01:48:59.199
I want to go where the people are.
01:48:59.840 --> 01:49:03.119
I wanna see, I want to see them dancing.
01:49:03.279 --> 01:49:04.079
What's that from?
01:49:04.319 --> 01:49:05.199
Oh, mermaid.
01:49:05.359 --> 01:49:06.319
Oh, that's right.
01:49:06.960 --> 01:49:08.640
The who's it's in what's it score?
01:49:08.960 --> 01:49:09.199
That's right.
01:49:09.520 --> 01:49:10.239
Yeah, yeah.
01:49:10.479 --> 01:49:14.880
Uh, but anyway, yeah, so so Payne now has Annie.
01:49:15.039 --> 01:49:16.640
Maybe I'll pick that for my next movie.
01:49:17.039 --> 01:49:18.239
I would love that.
01:49:21.279 --> 01:49:32.239
Um that's going on, um, a trash truck pulls up to the trash can where the money's supposed to be dropped off.
01:49:32.319 --> 01:49:32.880
That drops the money.
01:49:33.199 --> 01:49:33.920
He's obviously a cop.
01:49:34.079 --> 01:49:36.640
Yep, and they drop the money off in the trash can.
01:49:37.199 --> 01:49:42.479
And you know, Jack and Mac, after a while, I didn't really even realize that rhymes.
01:49:42.720 --> 01:49:48.720
Jack and Mac realize that uh that Travens or that that pain's late.
01:49:48.800 --> 01:49:50.399
We're he's not shown up yet.
01:49:50.560 --> 01:49:52.079
And suddenly you're like, hey, you know what?
01:49:52.159 --> 01:49:52.880
We should track the money.
01:49:52.960 --> 01:49:53.760
Let's let's check the tracker.
01:49:54.159 --> 01:49:56.159
We put a tracker in it, and sure enough, it's moving.
01:49:56.399 --> 01:49:57.119
The money's moving.
01:49:57.279 --> 01:49:57.920
The money's moving.
01:49:58.079 --> 01:49:59.359
And then they go check the trash can.
01:50:00.159 --> 01:50:02.319
Turns out under the trash scene, there's a goddamn hole.
01:50:02.479 --> 01:50:04.399
Why wouldn't you be tracking the money the whole time?
01:50:04.640 --> 01:50:05.119
I don't know.
01:50:05.600 --> 01:50:08.479
But but you know, that's that's one because the guy was too egotistical.
01:50:08.800 --> 01:50:10.640
No, we got snipers on it, we're good.
01:50:10.720 --> 01:50:14.159
We're there's no idea that there was a hole underneath, number one.
01:50:14.560 --> 01:50:18.319
And I had a number two, but I've had too much rolls.
01:50:18.560 --> 01:50:21.119
I'm gonna ask uh I'll bring up a number two.
01:50:24.239 --> 01:50:25.520
Do we need a break?
01:50:26.159 --> 01:50:26.800
Not yet.
01:50:26.960 --> 01:50:27.199
Okay.
01:50:27.359 --> 01:50:34.399
Alright, but uh, but but honestly, I'm surprised we gotten this far with a character named Jack that we haven't made a jack off reference.
01:50:34.560 --> 01:50:35.199
So, you know.
01:50:35.520 --> 01:50:37.760
I think I'm a little bit more mature than that.
01:50:38.079 --> 01:50:45.279
So the fact I'm talking about a number two, you know, at this point, I feel good about because I had already jacked after the upskirt scene in the elevator.
01:50:45.520 --> 01:50:45.920
There you go.
01:50:46.159 --> 01:50:47.760
Oh anyway.
01:50:49.359 --> 01:51:00.640
Um, how would there be a hole under the trash can that goes down to the subway tunnel?
01:51:01.840 --> 01:51:03.439
Who put that hole there?
01:51:04.399 --> 01:51:06.720
How long would it have taken to put that hole there?
01:51:06.960 --> 01:51:09.760
And how has no one noticed a man putting that hole there?
01:51:10.000 --> 01:51:14.560
Well, the the the cop who put the money in there should have noticed.
01:51:15.199 --> 01:51:21.840
He should have noticed that there was a yeah, cause yeah, because he like came up, pulled the trash bag, and then just tossed something in.
01:51:22.159 --> 01:51:24.239
I guess but but yeah.
01:51:24.560 --> 01:51:25.600
It doesn't matter.
01:51:25.760 --> 01:51:43.039
At some point, someone has been drilling and boring a two-foot wide circular hole through a city the sidewalk pavement and through multiple feet of earth to reach the subway tunnel.
01:51:43.279 --> 01:51:44.880
And also did you say earth?
01:51:45.119 --> 01:51:45.359
Earth.
01:51:46.079 --> 01:51:46.640
Welcome to earth.
01:51:46.800 --> 01:51:54.800
Welcome to Earth, um slap and all the name out your mouth.
01:51:55.119 --> 01:51:55.199
Right?
01:51:55.439 --> 01:52:01.279
Didn't we just kind of like conclude that maybe this plan was a week old?
01:52:01.520 --> 01:52:02.079
Yeah.
01:52:02.399 --> 01:52:06.640
Like this whole thing was done in a week, and he was able this old man.
01:52:06.880 --> 01:52:08.000
I would say two weeks max.
01:52:08.239 --> 01:52:10.800
This old man was able to do all that drilling and digging.
01:52:10.880 --> 01:52:15.840
He he into a like a public subway where everyone would have seen him that was just walking by.
01:52:16.000 --> 01:52:16.479
Oh, yeah.
01:52:16.640 --> 01:52:25.199
There's no way you're able to bore a two-foot hole from a city sidewalk down into a subway tunnel.
01:52:25.359 --> 01:52:29.359
Because that's that would be, I would think, a minimum of 10 to 12 feet.
01:52:29.600 --> 01:52:34.319
You know, it wasn't actually into a subway tunnel, it was into an access area.
01:52:34.640 --> 01:52:37.199
All right, but even so it would have been hidden from public view.
01:52:37.840 --> 01:52:41.279
Even that would have had some form of probably concrete roof.
01:52:41.520 --> 01:52:42.159
Oh, definitely.
01:52:42.319 --> 01:52:45.600
That hole had to be actually 10, 14 feet long.
01:52:45.920 --> 01:52:52.159
And drilling through drilling through a minimum of probably two four-inch layers of concrete.
01:52:52.880 --> 01:52:56.399
And where did all that dirt and concrete go?
01:52:56.640 --> 01:52:59.680
Like if he's digging from underneath up to this trash can.
01:53:00.000 --> 01:53:12.159
Well, he's probably or e either way, if he's drilling, boring from up down or down up, there would be a giant pile of rubble and such was he doing something the Shaw Shank redemption.
01:53:12.319 --> 01:53:15.039
Just scooping out little pocket folds at a time.
01:53:15.279 --> 01:53:16.239
You know how he did it?
01:53:16.479 --> 01:53:16.640
Oh.
01:53:17.359 --> 01:53:18.079
Movie.
01:53:18.319 --> 01:53:18.640
Yeah.
01:53:18.800 --> 01:53:19.039
Yeah.
01:53:19.439 --> 01:53:19.920
That's it.
01:53:20.079 --> 01:53:20.479
That's it.
01:53:20.800 --> 01:53:21.439
We solved it.
01:53:23.840 --> 01:53:25.600
That's the only logical one.
01:53:26.000 --> 01:53:27.840
Anyway, so they realize there's a hole.
01:53:28.000 --> 01:53:28.239
Yep.
01:53:28.399 --> 01:53:31.359
And so Jag's like, oh shit, I gotta go down the subway.
01:53:31.439 --> 01:53:34.800
And sure enough, as soon as he gets down the subway, he jumps on the hole and he sees a figure.
01:53:34.960 --> 01:53:36.000
Yeah, a shadow.
01:53:36.159 --> 01:53:38.720
And he's like, whoa, hold it.
01:53:39.039 --> 01:53:40.800
Pop quiz asshole.
01:53:41.039 --> 01:53:42.960
You have a hair trigger aimed at your head.
01:53:43.039 --> 01:53:44.079
What do you do?
01:53:45.359 --> 01:53:46.479
What do you do?
01:53:46.720 --> 01:53:47.520
What do you do?
01:53:47.840 --> 01:53:49.279
Shit your pants.
01:53:49.760 --> 01:53:51.039
Turn around.
01:53:52.479 --> 01:53:54.640
But lo and behold, it's Annie.
01:53:55.439 --> 01:53:56.000
It's Annie.
01:53:56.159 --> 01:53:57.199
It's Annie.
01:53:57.439 --> 01:54:02.000
I don't know how he didn't realize it wasn't pain from the silhouette alone.
01:54:02.640 --> 01:54:05.760
Well, they were kind of around a corner and he just saw the shadow.
01:54:06.159 --> 01:54:08.560
It was a very feminine shadow, though.
01:54:10.000 --> 01:54:12.079
So I think you have a feminine shadow.
01:54:12.560 --> 01:54:13.119
Fuck you.
01:54:14.239 --> 01:54:15.920
A shadow with lady lumps.
01:54:16.239 --> 01:54:17.279
Be prepared.
01:54:18.399 --> 01:54:20.800
Well, she didn't have a vest of explosives.
01:54:21.119 --> 01:54:22.159
What are you gonna do, Jack?
01:54:22.399 --> 01:54:24.560
I don't think you can shoot her.
01:54:25.359 --> 01:54:26.239
Let her go.
01:54:26.479 --> 01:54:27.279
He could shoot her.
01:54:27.439 --> 01:54:28.079
He could.
01:54:28.479 --> 01:54:29.359
Absolutely could.
01:54:29.520 --> 01:54:30.399
Shoot the hostage.
01:54:30.560 --> 01:54:31.439
Shoot the hostage.
01:54:31.600 --> 01:54:33.119
I mean, he did it to his partner.
01:54:33.279 --> 01:54:33.920
Yeah.
01:54:35.600 --> 01:54:40.800
So Payne has strapped an explosive vest on Annie.
01:54:41.039 --> 01:54:41.359
Yep.
01:54:42.319 --> 01:54:46.000
And he then escapes with Annie onto a subway train.
01:54:47.199 --> 01:54:50.079
Uh Payne shoes everyone off the train.
01:54:51.119 --> 01:54:52.319
Are these seats taken?
01:54:52.560 --> 01:54:52.800
Yeah.
01:54:52.960 --> 01:54:54.560
And he he rushes them off.
01:54:55.199 --> 01:54:59.279
He's got this uh, I believe that's an MP5 submachine gun.
01:55:00.000 --> 01:55:03.039
Um which this is also one of those things.
01:55:03.439 --> 01:55:04.000
It's dumb.
01:55:04.159 --> 01:55:04.720
I don't know why.
01:55:04.800 --> 01:55:08.880
But every other moment we've seen Payne with a weapon, it's been something simple, like a sawn-off shotgun.
01:55:09.039 --> 01:55:09.199
Right.
01:55:09.359 --> 01:55:14.880
And so now to have him with this with the super shiny MP5 seems like a betrayal of his character.
01:55:15.119 --> 01:55:15.600
It does.
01:55:16.319 --> 01:55:30.159
Um But anyway, he he's firing the gun left and right, and and you know, then the the conductor of the train is, you know, on the verge of radioing for help, but Payne's like, fuck that, and he shoots in the the driver of the tra of the subway.
01:55:30.399 --> 01:55:33.359
And he shoots up the shoots up the controls in the process.
01:55:33.840 --> 01:55:34.159
Yeah.
01:55:34.800 --> 01:55:49.600
And he chains he he handcuffs Annie to the pole, and basically, you know, explains, you know, hey, you know, you got this vest, and if I drop this thing, you're gonna blow up.
01:55:50.000 --> 01:55:56.319
And he tells her, I'm gonna make my escape, I'm gonna hit that thing, and you're gonna die.
01:55:56.640 --> 01:56:02.239
They're not gonna be able to tell who's you and who's me, and they're gonna think we're both dead and I'm gonna be free and clear.
01:56:02.800 --> 01:56:05.600
But but don't worry, it's not gonna hurt.
01:56:05.920 --> 01:56:06.319
Yeah.
01:56:07.600 --> 01:56:08.319
That's pretty brutal.
01:56:08.720 --> 01:56:09.199
It is.
01:56:09.439 --> 01:56:11.439
Jack has wedged his way into the train.
01:56:11.600 --> 01:56:11.840
Yes.
01:56:12.000 --> 01:56:15.199
And of course, a very close call as the train's pulling away.
01:56:15.279 --> 01:56:22.000
He wedges himself in through the door just before he would have been clipped by a guardrail of some kind.
01:56:22.159 --> 01:56:22.399
Right.
01:56:22.560 --> 01:56:23.279
And probably killed.
01:56:23.439 --> 01:56:23.600
Yeah.
01:56:23.760 --> 01:56:25.359
But but it doesn't happen, don't worry.
01:56:25.600 --> 01:56:26.239
Because a movie.
01:56:26.399 --> 01:56:27.199
He's in the train.
01:56:27.680 --> 01:56:31.920
Payne doesn't know he's in the train, so Jack's able to sneak up and see all what's going on.
01:56:32.079 --> 01:56:36.560
And then somehow manages to sneak onto the roof of the train.
01:56:36.800 --> 01:56:38.720
This is another issue I have.
01:56:39.119 --> 01:56:42.479
Getting onto the roof of the subway was so easy for everybody.
01:56:42.800 --> 01:56:47.359
Yeah, no one seems to have any problem getting onto the roof of a subway train.
01:56:47.600 --> 01:56:48.399
That's moving.
01:56:48.640 --> 01:56:50.800
Yeah, it's super easy, super quick.
01:56:50.960 --> 01:56:51.840
No one notices.
01:56:52.000 --> 01:56:52.960
Not a problem.
01:56:53.439 --> 01:57:01.600
Payne, though, somehow, even though he didn't notice Jack was on the train, he does notice when Jack is on top of the train and starts firing randomly at the ceiling.
01:57:01.840 --> 01:57:05.199
Do you think you could hear somebody on the top of a subway as the subway's moving?
01:57:05.520 --> 01:57:06.159
I do not.
01:57:06.640 --> 01:57:07.119
I don't either.
01:57:07.359 --> 01:57:08.560
I don't think so, no.
01:57:09.359 --> 01:57:14.000
Uh but then Payne's like, oh, okay, I'm gonna go deal with this.
01:57:14.159 --> 01:57:16.479
And so he then suddenly is on the roof of the train.
01:57:16.720 --> 01:57:17.920
He just appears on the roof.
01:57:18.000 --> 01:57:19.279
Now he's got a mangled hand.
01:57:19.359 --> 01:57:21.039
How the hell did he get on the roof?
01:57:23.760 --> 01:57:26.079
And then they they wrestle.
01:57:26.319 --> 01:57:27.199
They wrestle.
01:57:27.439 --> 01:57:34.239
All he has to do is his plan of escaping off the train, blowing it up, and he blows both of them up.
01:57:34.399 --> 01:57:34.720
Exactly.
01:57:34.880 --> 01:57:35.520
Yeah.
01:57:36.000 --> 01:57:38.800
Because Jack's already on the roof of the train.
01:57:39.199 --> 01:57:40.319
I can't really do much.
01:57:40.560 --> 01:57:40.960
Alright.
01:57:41.279 --> 01:57:41.600
Whatever.
01:57:41.840 --> 01:57:42.960
What are you gonna do from the roof?
01:57:43.199 --> 01:57:52.239
So but Payne goes up onto the roof of the train, still holding the dead man switch, and wrestles with Jack the whole time.
01:57:52.399 --> 01:58:14.239
Until Jack, while somehow, despite being a much younger and I would assume more physically fit individual, probably more apt for wrestling than what Payne is, gets his ass beat by Payne, and while he's being held down, Jack happens to see there's an upcoming sign hanging from the ceiling, and Jack just happens to push Payne up right in the nick of time.
01:58:15.439 --> 01:58:16.640
What do you do, Jack?
01:58:16.800 --> 01:58:16.960
Huh?
01:58:17.119 --> 01:58:17.840
What do you do?
01:58:17.920 --> 01:58:19.039
You're so smart, right?
01:58:39.920 --> 01:58:42.079
And then he gets his head taken off by the time.
01:58:42.960 --> 01:58:45.279
He says, I'm taller.
01:58:45.600 --> 01:58:46.159
Yeah.
01:58:46.960 --> 01:58:57.840
So he pushes his head up, he gets hit by the light hanging down from the top of the subway tunnel, decapitates pain, and he says, A total Arnold Schwarzenegger.
01:58:59.680 --> 01:59:02.960
You know, pull off Masta La Vista.
01:59:03.359 --> 01:59:05.680
Now could you imagine I'm taller?
01:59:06.000 --> 01:59:14.800
How hard it would be to fight somebody laying down when you've got like maybe a foot of clearance and that's it on a moving subway.
01:59:14.880 --> 01:59:15.119
Right.
01:59:15.199 --> 01:59:15.279
Yeah.
01:59:15.600 --> 01:59:18.239
Like how you couldn't throw a like a solid punch.
01:59:18.399 --> 01:59:18.560
No.
01:59:18.880 --> 01:59:19.520
You know?
01:59:19.840 --> 01:59:22.000
Like it'd be like a slap fight.
01:59:22.960 --> 01:59:32.880
This whole train sequence, despite all the things we've brought up previously, the issues here and there is the weakest part of the movie for me.
01:59:33.039 --> 01:59:34.159
I totally agree.
01:59:34.479 --> 01:59:40.640
All of the movie physics involved with the bus are totally plausible now.
01:59:41.119 --> 01:59:44.560
Because of the movie physics that happened on the subway.
01:59:44.720 --> 01:59:45.760
But it gets worse.
01:59:46.159 --> 01:59:46.640
It does.
01:59:46.880 --> 01:59:47.520
It gets worse.
01:59:47.760 --> 01:59:51.119
Yeah, because you know, Payne is no longer in the picture.
01:59:51.199 --> 01:59:51.760
He's dead here.
01:59:52.720 --> 01:59:56.399
Jack somehow shimmies his way back into the train.
01:59:56.880 --> 01:59:58.800
Disable, disables the dead man switch.
01:59:59.279 --> 02:00:02.800
And gets disarms the vest and takes the vest off Annie.
02:00:02.960 --> 02:00:04.960
So now that's they're not at risk of blowing up.
02:00:05.039 --> 02:00:12.560
But but but they realize they're running out of track because the subway track isn't complete and that we have to stop this train.
02:00:12.720 --> 02:00:13.840
But god damn it.
02:00:15.039 --> 02:00:18.960
The controls are shot to hell, and I can hit the emergency stop button, but it won't stop.
02:00:19.039 --> 02:00:22.079
And Mac is radioing in saying, Hey Jack, are you there?
02:00:22.159 --> 02:00:25.199
You've got to stop this train because they're out of track coming up.
02:00:25.359 --> 02:00:30.239
I don't know how Mac even knew Jack was on the train, but somehow he was radioing to him on the train.
02:00:31.600 --> 02:00:32.800
Not really the issue.
02:00:33.279 --> 02:00:36.640
The issue is that yeah, they're running a track and and and they can't stop.
02:00:36.720 --> 02:00:43.359
And Jack can't get Annie off the train because she's handcuffed onto the train, and Jack doesn't have a key for the handcuffs.
02:00:43.520 --> 02:00:44.079
Yep.
02:00:44.399 --> 02:00:46.880
And he can't break the he can't break the bowl yeah.
02:00:47.039 --> 02:00:47.840
God damn.
02:00:47.920 --> 02:00:48.159
Yeah.
02:00:48.319 --> 02:00:49.119
What a day.
02:00:49.359 --> 02:00:52.079
And so Jack comes up with a new plan.
02:00:53.039 --> 02:00:54.159
A new plan.
02:00:54.880 --> 02:00:56.159
Jack, please, Mr.
02:00:56.319 --> 02:00:58.399
Hattenance! Jack, come on, you gotta get off this train.
02:00:58.479 --> 02:00:59.199
This is crazy.
02:00:59.439 --> 02:01:00.960
There's a curve ahead.
02:01:01.520 --> 02:01:03.279
I'm gonna speed it up.
02:01:05.359 --> 02:01:06.319
This is really stupid.
02:01:06.479 --> 02:01:09.279
Jack, please, you can still jump.
02:01:09.439 --> 02:01:12.319
Jack, please! Please! Jack!
02:01:13.760 --> 02:01:15.439
And so he speeds up the train.
02:01:15.600 --> 02:01:16.880
Yeah, because there's a curve coming up.
02:01:17.119 --> 02:01:18.560
Because he wants to throw it off the track.
02:01:18.720 --> 02:01:22.880
Somehow the only controls that respond are the go faster.
02:01:23.840 --> 02:01:24.800
I noticed that.
02:01:24.880 --> 02:01:25.600
I noticed that.
02:01:25.760 --> 02:01:26.479
You can't stop it.
02:01:26.720 --> 02:01:27.279
You can't stop it.
02:01:27.439 --> 02:01:28.319
Can't slow it down.
02:01:28.720 --> 02:01:30.720
But I can go faster, goddammit.
02:01:31.039 --> 02:01:33.359
Because the name of the movie speed Speed.
02:01:34.000 --> 02:01:34.880
More speed.
02:01:35.119 --> 02:01:52.000
So because movie, they speed the train up as it's approaching a curve, derailing the train, sending it careening off the tracks through construction site, the slope, up an incline, and out onto the fucking street.
02:01:52.239 --> 02:01:53.600
Those poor construction workers.
02:01:53.920 --> 02:01:54.399
Oh my god!
02:01:54.800 --> 02:01:55.039
No doubt.
02:01:55.279 --> 02:01:56.640
They were bailing left and right.
02:01:56.960 --> 02:01:58.479
I felt so bad for those guys.
02:01:58.640 --> 02:01:59.039
Uh-huh.
02:01:59.199 --> 02:02:02.720
They were taking such pride in their work only to have it all destroyed.
02:02:02.960 --> 02:02:18.319
Okay, but I have to say, with the practical effects and all the stunts, how awesome was it to see the subway pop up through the station onto the street, and that was really, really cool.
02:02:18.560 --> 02:02:23.279
It would have been really cool had I not seen a bus jump a 50 foot.
02:02:24.720 --> 02:02:31.680
Seeing a subway just burst out of a eventually a banner, meh.
02:02:32.399 --> 02:02:33.520
It was cool, I guess.
02:02:33.760 --> 02:02:35.760
It was cool, but I already been spoiled.
02:02:36.159 --> 02:02:40.319
And then it came to rest against a tourist van.
02:02:40.560 --> 02:02:40.720
Right.
02:02:40.880 --> 02:02:48.640
Yeah, and so all the and I love the tourist guy, the the driver of the tourist van gets out like, oh my gosh, how dare they hit my van.
02:02:48.800 --> 02:02:49.359
Right.
02:02:49.920 --> 02:02:52.000
And all the tourists get out and they all have cameras.
02:02:52.640 --> 02:02:53.359
They all have cameras.
02:02:53.760 --> 02:02:55.119
Taking pictures of them making out.
02:02:55.279 --> 02:02:58.399
Yep, and the and Jack and Annie survived.
02:02:58.960 --> 02:03:01.439
They survive and bonded.
02:03:01.760 --> 02:03:02.880
And the poll is gone now.
02:03:03.119 --> 02:03:06.399
And and and they and they smooch.
02:03:06.960 --> 02:03:07.680
You smooch.
02:03:08.960 --> 02:03:10.479
I have to warn you.
02:03:11.439 --> 02:03:15.760
I've heard relationships based on intents experiences never work.
02:03:16.159 --> 02:03:16.479
Okay.
02:03:18.319 --> 02:03:20.159
We'll have to base it on sex then.
02:03:20.640 --> 02:03:21.680
Oh, yeah.
02:03:21.920 --> 02:03:23.039
Whatever you say, man.
02:03:27.119 --> 02:03:29.920
And that's the movie.
02:03:30.239 --> 02:03:31.439
That's the movie.
02:03:31.680 --> 02:03:32.720
That is the movie.
02:03:32.880 --> 02:03:37.199
I gotta say, this movie stayed above 50 miles an hour the whole way.
02:03:37.600 --> 02:03:38.720
Damn stream, it did.
02:03:38.800 --> 02:03:39.279
It did.
02:03:40.079 --> 02:03:44.479
Well, before we talk about anything else, what do you guys say we take a moment?
02:03:46.319 --> 02:03:49.520
And talk about our third beer.
02:03:49.680 --> 02:03:53.600
Uh, third beer, but fourth drink of the evening.
02:03:54.079 --> 02:03:56.399
Justin, this was your pick.
02:03:56.560 --> 02:03:57.439
This is my pick.
02:03:57.600 --> 02:03:58.560
Tell me all about it.
02:03:58.720 --> 02:04:03.119
So this is the first time on this show that I'm tired of drinking.
02:04:06.960 --> 02:04:11.199
So this is uh the Sierra Nevada West Ghost.
02:04:11.680 --> 02:04:14.079
Modern West Coast IPA.
02:04:14.319 --> 02:04:18.319
I obviously chose it because this movie was based in California.
02:04:18.720 --> 02:04:21.359
And this is a West Coast IPA.
02:04:21.680 --> 02:04:22.319
Alright.
02:04:22.720 --> 02:04:24.159
And wait a yeah.
02:04:24.560 --> 02:04:27.439
I had one earlier, and I like it.
02:04:27.680 --> 02:04:28.960
I still like it.
02:04:29.359 --> 02:04:33.520
May not be up to your taste buds, but it's a solid IPA.
02:04:33.760 --> 02:04:35.920
It is completely up to my taste buds.
02:04:36.239 --> 02:04:48.399
And I gotta tell you, after the uh the Imperial Stout, this is such a refreshing, bright punch to my taste buds.
02:04:49.439 --> 02:04:51.279
Oh my gosh, it's so good.
02:04:51.600 --> 02:04:53.359
Sarah Nevada makes good beers.
02:04:53.600 --> 02:04:56.560
After that stout, this beer.
02:04:57.119 --> 02:04:58.720
Oh, is it bitter?
02:04:58.960 --> 02:05:00.880
Yeah, it's awfully bitter.
02:05:01.199 --> 02:05:03.119
And that's gonna be a good thing or a bad thing.
02:05:03.279 --> 02:05:04.159
I'm in for it.
02:05:04.319 --> 02:05:05.039
I'm not.
02:05:05.279 --> 02:05:05.600
Yeah.
02:05:05.920 --> 02:05:06.720
Oh boy.
02:05:06.960 --> 02:05:08.079
It's not a you thing.
02:05:08.319 --> 02:05:10.640
You're you're not the West Coast IPA guy.
02:05:10.800 --> 02:05:13.520
You know, I like uh I like a juicy IPA.
02:05:13.920 --> 02:05:15.359
I love a juicy IPA.
02:05:15.520 --> 02:05:18.880
The East Coast style, the the hazy's, and yeah.
02:05:19.119 --> 02:05:22.399
I just wish this was a little juicier and a little less dry.
02:05:22.640 --> 02:05:25.600
I I do like a West Coast every once in a while.
02:05:25.760 --> 02:05:28.800
You know, I'm a big fan of hazy, but we've talked about it.
02:05:28.880 --> 02:05:29.439
I'm poor.
02:05:29.600 --> 02:05:30.640
Poor for hazy's.
02:05:30.720 --> 02:05:31.279
Oh yeah.
02:05:31.520 --> 02:05:39.439
But man, every once in a while I just I really do like a solid West Coast, bitter tongue punch.
02:05:39.760 --> 02:05:47.359
This reminds me of an IPA that came from India to England and they added the extra hops to keep it from uh spoiling.
02:05:48.079 --> 02:05:50.000
And so they super hop it.
02:05:50.319 --> 02:05:50.960
Mmm.
02:05:51.199 --> 02:05:51.600
Wow.
02:05:51.840 --> 02:05:54.800
This really punches my taste buds and dries me out.
02:05:55.039 --> 02:05:56.000
That's the history.
02:05:56.239 --> 02:05:57.199
It is the history.
02:05:57.520 --> 02:05:58.079
History.
02:05:58.319 --> 02:05:59.039
History.
02:06:00.079 --> 02:06:02.159
That's why they call it an India pale ale.
02:06:02.479 --> 02:06:02.880
That's true.
02:06:03.039 --> 02:06:03.199
Yeah.
02:06:04.079 --> 02:06:04.880
Very true.
02:06:06.479 --> 02:06:08.000
This one fun facts.
02:06:08.399 --> 02:06:11.199
This one is another, it's it's a 7.2%.
02:06:13.039 --> 02:06:15.520
And I am gonna feel all of these in the morning.
02:06:15.680 --> 02:06:16.399
Yeah, absolutely.
02:06:17.760 --> 02:06:19.199
Holy moly.
02:06:19.439 --> 02:06:21.520
Hey, if you're a hop head, you'll love the spear.
02:06:21.600 --> 02:06:21.920
Yep.
02:06:22.399 --> 02:06:22.960
I love it.
02:06:23.039 --> 02:06:23.600
It's a good one.
02:06:23.840 --> 02:06:24.640
I'm not a hop head.
02:06:24.880 --> 02:06:26.960
Hey guys, what do you say?
02:06:27.359 --> 02:06:29.920
We talk some magic wands.
02:06:30.239 --> 02:06:31.119
Oh, I like the window.
02:06:31.359 --> 02:06:40.239
If you could wave your magic wand and change one thing and one thing only about speed to make it a better movie, what would that be?
02:06:40.960 --> 02:06:41.680
You wanna go first?
02:06:41.840 --> 02:06:42.560
You want me to?
02:06:43.680 --> 02:06:44.800
I can jump in there.
02:06:45.600 --> 02:06:49.520
I'd get rid of the subway scene altogether.
02:06:49.760 --> 02:06:50.159
Yes!
02:06:50.479 --> 02:06:51.600
I'm with you completely.
02:06:52.000 --> 02:06:57.920
Uh the subway track isn't finished, storyline is ridiculous.
02:06:58.479 --> 02:06:58.800
Okay.
02:06:59.520 --> 02:07:02.000
We already had the unfinished freeway moment.
02:07:02.399 --> 02:07:08.239
So going back to the same incomplete infrastructure idea again was just a bit too bad.
02:07:08.560 --> 02:07:08.720
Okay.
02:07:08.960 --> 02:07:25.439
So so the way I phrased it is this if the bus running into the cargo plane and exploding was a lobster and steak dinner, the whole subway scene was dessert in the form of a hostess fruit pie.
02:07:28.640 --> 02:07:30.399
Now, you guys know me.
02:07:30.560 --> 02:07:30.800
Yep.
02:07:31.359 --> 02:07:38.880
I love my food from gas stations, and I've eaten more than a few hostess fruit pies over the years, even this week.
02:07:39.199 --> 02:07:49.920
But given the choice, I would much rather finish my meal with some bananas foster, some creme brulee, or maybe even some tiramisu.
02:07:50.640 --> 02:08:03.840
And so I feel like for all the work and effort they put in up to the bus explosion, what they finished with is kind of a letdown.
02:08:04.079 --> 02:08:04.640
It was.
02:08:05.439 --> 02:08:05.840
It was.
02:08:06.159 --> 02:08:06.880
It really was.
02:08:07.039 --> 02:08:07.600
I see that.
02:08:07.840 --> 02:08:11.760
Now my magic wand, other than the physics.
02:08:13.359 --> 02:08:17.359
I would have liked more backstory and character development on Pain.
02:08:18.479 --> 02:08:23.600
A little less goofy genius and a little more motive-driven maniacal villain.
02:08:25.680 --> 02:08:27.920
Okay, I wanted some more backstory on Payne.
02:08:28.159 --> 02:08:28.720
On Pain?
02:08:28.880 --> 02:08:29.119
Yeah.
02:08:29.680 --> 02:08:33.840
He just kind of came in and was like, I'm gonna blow shit up.
02:08:34.079 --> 02:08:34.399
Okay.
02:08:35.119 --> 02:08:37.840
I think they gave a decent amount of backstory.
02:08:38.960 --> 02:08:40.000
I was wanting more.
02:08:40.319 --> 02:08:42.079
Maybe, maybe just a tinge more.
02:08:42.399 --> 02:08:43.680
Why was he so upset?
02:08:44.000 --> 02:08:55.680
Well, it made it clear that he he basically got pushed out of his job because he lost a finger on the job, and then basically he had to he has watch as his pension and support, but really he felt like he got screwed.
02:08:55.920 --> 02:08:58.720
Well, why don't they go back and show how he lost that finger?
02:08:59.039 --> 02:09:00.159
I don't want to take that time.
02:09:00.239 --> 02:09:01.359
It's already a two-hour movie.
02:09:02.159 --> 02:09:02.800
It was.
02:09:03.359 --> 02:09:08.640
But but I would have liked to have known more of why he became this maniacal villain.
02:09:08.880 --> 02:09:12.560
I think that would be great, especially if you got rid of the entire subway scene.
02:09:12.880 --> 02:09:14.479
Because he's just compromised.
02:09:14.880 --> 02:09:16.479
All right, so let's just do it all.
02:09:16.640 --> 02:09:17.359
That's a great idea.
02:09:17.520 --> 02:09:19.119
Let's tackle both both ones.
02:09:19.680 --> 02:09:23.920
You get rid of that subway scene, you open up enough time to bring in some backstory.
02:09:24.079 --> 02:09:24.239
Yeah.
02:09:24.479 --> 02:09:25.119
I love it.
02:09:25.359 --> 02:09:26.560
Oh, we're good at this.
02:09:26.800 --> 02:09:27.199
All right.
02:09:27.279 --> 02:09:27.520
Yeah.
02:09:27.680 --> 02:09:28.399
We are good at this.
02:09:28.479 --> 02:09:29.520
Well, we nailed that.
02:09:29.680 --> 02:09:30.800
We're professionals.
02:09:31.039 --> 02:09:32.960
Are you guys ready to nail something else?
02:09:33.680 --> 02:09:34.319
What are we talking about?
02:09:35.760 --> 02:09:36.399
Let's find out.
02:09:36.560 --> 02:09:37.199
Let's go.
02:09:38.079 --> 02:09:38.720
Damn.
02:09:39.039 --> 02:09:39.760
Oh my.
02:09:40.000 --> 02:09:42.079
It sounds like we're getting ready to nail something.
02:09:42.239 --> 02:09:42.720
Mm-hmm.
02:10:24.159 --> 02:10:25.039
Pop quiz.
02:10:30.159 --> 02:10:33.520
Alright, it's time to raise the stakes.
02:10:34.000 --> 02:10:35.840
This isn't just trivia anymore.
02:10:36.000 --> 02:10:37.359
This is a situation.
02:10:38.079 --> 02:10:39.600
Welcome to Pop Quiz.
02:10:39.920 --> 02:10:50.399
Hot Shot, the game where the questions come fast, the pressure stays high, and if your brain drops below 50, well, let's just say it's not gonna end very well.
02:10:51.199 --> 02:11:01.920
I'm gonna fire up questions about the casting crew of speed, some easy, some sneaky, and a few that feel like they were planted by a man with a serious grudge and way too much free time.
02:11:02.319 --> 02:11:05.600
No lifelines, no googling, no slowing down.
02:11:05.920 --> 02:11:08.239
Get it right, you stay on the busts.
02:11:08.479 --> 02:11:11.680
Get it wrong, we may or may not leave you behind.
02:11:12.640 --> 02:11:16.239
Alright! Pop quiz hot shot.
02:11:16.560 --> 02:11:17.520
I've had too many beers.
02:11:17.840 --> 02:11:18.399
Let's ride.
02:11:19.119 --> 02:11:19.760
Oh no.
02:11:20.000 --> 02:11:21.840
Okay, real quick before we start.
02:11:22.079 --> 02:11:22.319
Yeah.
02:11:22.479 --> 02:11:24.640
I gotta really compliment Seth's funk.
02:11:25.840 --> 02:11:28.399
These last couple episodes, he has brought the funk.
02:11:28.720 --> 02:11:29.520
He has brought the funk.
02:11:29.680 --> 02:11:30.880
Yeah, it's I'm trying.
02:11:31.199 --> 02:11:31.920
I'm trying.
02:11:32.239 --> 02:11:34.560
And and not the odoriferous smell.
02:11:34.640 --> 02:11:36.239
I'm talking funk is part of the music.
02:11:36.479 --> 02:11:37.439
Well, I'll be honest, guys.
02:11:37.520 --> 02:11:41.760
I played some pickleball earlier today, have not showered between then and now, so it could be both kinds.
02:11:41.920 --> 02:11:42.560
Well, you know what?
02:11:42.640 --> 02:11:44.239
I hugged it earlier and I didn't smell it.
02:11:44.399 --> 02:11:46.560
Well, I put some extra deodorant on just in case.
02:11:46.800 --> 02:11:50.239
I could that gold bond powder is awesome.
02:11:51.439 --> 02:11:53.279
All right, who wants to go first?
02:11:54.239 --> 02:11:55.520
I'm gonna say that Brian has to go first.
02:11:55.840 --> 02:11:56.640
Brian has to go first.
02:11:56.720 --> 02:11:58.000
Okay, I go first all the time.
02:11:59.119 --> 02:12:00.960
Here's the deal if you Couldn't pick up from the song.
02:12:01.039 --> 02:12:02.079
I'm gonna ask some questions.
02:12:02.399 --> 02:12:02.479
Okay.
02:12:02.880 --> 02:12:04.800
And they're gonna come rapid fire.
02:12:04.880 --> 02:12:06.560
You have five seconds to give me an answer.
02:12:06.640 --> 02:12:08.399
If you get it right, you get a point.
02:12:08.640 --> 02:12:10.880
If you don't, your opponent has a chance to steal.
02:12:11.119 --> 02:12:11.680
Five seconds.
02:12:11.760 --> 02:12:12.000
Sorry.
02:12:12.239 --> 02:12:12.560
That's it.
02:12:14.479 --> 02:12:15.680
Some are gonna be easy.
02:12:15.920 --> 02:12:17.039
Some maybe not so much.
02:12:17.279 --> 02:12:19.119
I bet Justin's gonna get the easy ones.
02:12:20.880 --> 02:12:21.520
All right.
02:12:21.680 --> 02:12:23.279
So, Brian, if you're going first.
02:12:23.439 --> 02:12:23.840
Yep.
02:12:24.159 --> 02:12:28.239
Keanu Reeves played Neo in what 1999 sci-fi film?
02:12:28.560 --> 02:12:29.439
Matrix.
02:12:33.279 --> 02:12:39.119
Justin Alan Ruck, the tourist on the bus, is best known for playing Cameron Fry in what 1986 movie?
02:12:39.359 --> 02:12:41.199
Ferris Bieler's Day Off.
02:12:42.720 --> 02:12:43.359
Nice.
02:12:43.920 --> 02:12:46.239
Brian, Joe Morton played Dr.
02:12:46.399 --> 02:12:49.680
Miles Dyson in what famous sequel?
02:12:51.039 --> 02:12:51.680
Speed two.
02:12:54.800 --> 02:12:56.800
Alright, Justin, you have a chance to steal.
02:12:57.119 --> 02:12:57.439
Oh, yeah.
02:12:57.760 --> 02:12:58.399
What's the answer?
02:12:58.640 --> 02:12:59.520
What's the question?
02:12:59.760 --> 02:13:01.119
Joe Morton played Dr.
02:13:01.199 --> 02:13:03.600
Miles Dyson in what sequel?
02:13:05.199 --> 02:13:06.239
Fuck, I don't know.
02:13:06.319 --> 02:13:08.720
Oh, I know it! It's Terminator 2.
02:13:08.880 --> 02:13:10.079
Terminator 2 judgment.
02:13:11.119 --> 02:13:11.680
Yeah, we did.
02:13:12.000 --> 02:13:12.720
We did talk about that.
02:13:13.039 --> 02:13:14.319
I was under so much pressure.
02:13:14.560 --> 02:13:15.520
Son of it.
02:13:15.680 --> 02:13:16.720
Alright, so Justin.
02:13:16.880 --> 02:13:17.119
Okay.
02:13:17.359 --> 02:13:21.760
Sandra Bullock starred alongside Ryan Reynolds in what 2009 rom-com.
02:13:22.079 --> 02:13:22.960
The proposal.
02:13:25.520 --> 02:13:26.399
Easy.
02:13:28.319 --> 02:13:37.199
Brian Hawthorne James, who also plays Sam the bus driver, appeared in what movie about a serial killer?
02:13:42.239 --> 02:13:43.039
Time's up.
02:13:44.239 --> 02:13:44.880
I don't know.
02:13:45.119 --> 02:13:46.399
Justin, do you know?
02:13:46.720 --> 02:13:48.000
Silence of the Lambs?
02:13:48.640 --> 02:13:49.279
Damn it.
02:13:49.680 --> 02:13:50.960
Answer was seven.
02:13:52.479 --> 02:13:53.359
Alright, Justin.
02:13:54.000 --> 02:13:59.520
Dennis Hopper directed and starred in what 1969 biker film?
02:14:00.079 --> 02:14:01.199
Easy writer.
02:14:03.760 --> 02:14:05.199
We talked about it earlier.
02:14:06.239 --> 02:14:07.600
Justin leaves three to one.
02:14:07.920 --> 02:14:09.199
I wouldn't have known that.
02:14:09.600 --> 02:14:10.960
Had we not talked about it.
02:14:11.279 --> 02:14:18.079
Brian, what other movie was Jeff Daniels filming at the same time he was filming Speed?
02:14:18.319 --> 02:14:19.359
Number dumber.
02:14:21.520 --> 02:14:23.199
Alright, brings it up to three to two.
02:14:23.520 --> 02:14:25.039
I wish I wouldn't have brought that up earlier.
02:14:25.199 --> 02:14:26.079
Yeah, thank you.
02:14:26.399 --> 02:14:32.720
Justin! Jeff Daniels won an Emmy for playing a news anchor on what HBO series.
02:14:34.079 --> 02:14:35.359
Oh, shoot.
02:14:36.960 --> 02:14:40.720
Uh the desk.
02:14:41.920 --> 02:14:42.479
Brian.
02:14:42.800 --> 02:14:43.600
Newsroom?
02:14:44.079 --> 02:14:44.720
Yeah.
02:14:48.399 --> 02:14:48.720
Yeah, yeah.
02:14:49.680 --> 02:14:50.800
I happen to pay attention.
02:14:51.039 --> 02:14:52.479
I'm too drunk.
02:14:53.279 --> 02:14:54.319
Dennis Hopper.
02:14:54.399 --> 02:14:55.760
Oh, this is Brian.
02:14:55.920 --> 02:14:56.079
Okay.
02:14:56.319 --> 02:15:00.880
Dennis Hopper once played a villain in a live-action video game movie.
02:15:01.039 --> 02:15:01.920
Name it.
02:15:03.840 --> 02:15:06.000
The Mario, Mario movie.
02:15:07.359 --> 02:15:09.279
Yeah, Super Mario Brothers, I'll excited.
02:15:09.600 --> 02:15:09.760
Thank you.
02:15:09.840 --> 02:15:10.079
Thank you.
02:15:10.399 --> 02:15:11.680
Brian takes the lead four to three.
02:15:11.840 --> 02:15:12.159
Ooh.
02:15:12.560 --> 02:15:13.199
Justin.
02:15:13.359 --> 02:15:13.680
Uh-oh.
02:15:14.000 --> 02:15:17.760
Keanu Reeves played quarterback Shane Falco in what movie?
02:15:21.920 --> 02:15:23.359
Uh, longest yard.
02:15:24.880 --> 02:15:25.760
Brian.
02:15:26.399 --> 02:15:27.680
The replacements.
02:15:28.159 --> 02:15:28.800
Oh yeah.
02:15:28.880 --> 02:15:29.439
I don't know.
02:15:29.600 --> 02:15:30.399
I don't know that one.
02:15:30.479 --> 02:15:32.000
That's really baby.
02:15:32.159 --> 02:15:35.279
Brian takes is up now five to three.
02:15:36.000 --> 02:15:36.800
Boners.
02:15:38.399 --> 02:15:38.960
Brian.
02:15:39.119 --> 02:15:39.520
Yeah.
02:15:39.760 --> 02:15:45.359
Sandra Bullocks provided the voice of villain Scarlet Overkill in what animated film?
02:15:45.600 --> 02:15:46.399
Ah, jeez.
02:15:46.560 --> 02:15:47.439
The minions.
02:15:52.239 --> 02:15:52.640
All right.
02:15:52.800 --> 02:15:54.720
Brian's up six to three.
02:15:54.960 --> 02:15:55.680
Damn it.
02:15:56.000 --> 02:15:57.359
Like it's a surprise.
02:15:59.600 --> 02:16:00.560
Justin.
02:16:00.800 --> 02:16:02.319
I don't know things.
02:16:04.399 --> 02:16:05.039
Justin.
02:16:05.600 --> 02:16:09.680
Joe Morton played Malcolm X in what biographical film?
02:16:11.359 --> 02:16:11.680
X.
02:16:15.119 --> 02:16:16.800
Brian, do you have an answer?
02:16:17.119 --> 02:16:18.000
Malcolm?
02:16:20.239 --> 02:16:20.399
Ali.
02:16:21.279 --> 02:16:25.439
He was Malcolm X in Ali, the biographical film of Muhammad Ali.
02:16:25.600 --> 02:16:26.479
No, I didn't see that one.
02:16:26.640 --> 02:16:26.720
Yeah.
02:16:27.199 --> 02:16:27.840
I didn't either.
02:16:28.079 --> 02:16:29.359
I don't see a lot of things.
02:16:29.600 --> 02:16:30.239
Alright.
02:16:31.199 --> 02:16:31.760
Brian.
02:16:31.920 --> 02:16:32.079
Yeah.
02:16:32.319 --> 02:16:38.879
Sandra Bullock played Bertie Calvert in what 1998 romantic comedy that also starred Harry Connick Jr.
02:16:39.280 --> 02:16:40.479
Hope Floats.
02:16:43.200 --> 02:16:44.639
Have you seen Hope Floats?
02:16:44.719 --> 02:16:44.959
No.
02:16:45.200 --> 02:16:45.760
Great movie.
02:16:46.000 --> 02:16:46.879
I wouldn't have known it.
02:16:47.040 --> 02:16:47.920
Oh, great movie.
02:16:48.159 --> 02:16:48.959
Justin.
02:16:49.200 --> 02:16:59.440
Helen, the panic pastor who falls through the floor in speed, played by Beth Grant, played the babysitter for which character on The Office?
02:17:02.879 --> 02:17:06.159
Oh, uh, uh, Jim.
02:17:07.440 --> 02:17:08.319
Jim and Pam.
02:17:08.639 --> 02:17:08.959
No.
02:17:10.000 --> 02:17:10.719
Brian.
02:17:11.680 --> 02:17:12.559
I have no idea.
02:17:12.719 --> 02:17:15.680
I'm gonna say Pam I don't know.
02:17:16.000 --> 02:17:17.040
Dwight Schroot.
02:17:17.360 --> 02:17:22.319
She was Dwight Schroot's babysit uh sitter who he later had sexual relations with.
02:17:22.719 --> 02:17:26.639
I thought you were talking about like uh people that had kids on the show.
02:17:26.719 --> 02:17:32.159
They were Dwight was a kid, he she was his babysitter, and he later had sexual relations with her.
02:17:32.559 --> 02:17:34.559
That was a poorly written question, Seth.
02:17:34.799 --> 02:17:37.200
Oh, I just said he was she was the babysitter.
02:17:38.639 --> 02:17:41.200
She's in the the dinner party episode.
02:17:41.440 --> 02:17:42.000
Yeah, I know.
02:17:42.079 --> 02:17:42.799
I've seen it.
02:17:43.200 --> 02:17:50.879
But like I thought that she was like you were talking about she was the babysitter of a kid from someone that whatever.
02:17:51.360 --> 02:17:51.760
Fuck off.
02:17:51.920 --> 02:17:52.079
All right.
02:17:53.840 --> 02:17:54.879
Oh, okay, Brian.
02:17:54.959 --> 02:17:55.600
Yeah.
02:17:56.319 --> 02:18:01.600
Glenn Plummer, who plays the Jaguar driver, also appeared in the movie Showgirls.
02:18:01.760 --> 02:18:02.000
Yep.
02:18:02.159 --> 02:18:04.399
In what year did that movie come out?
02:18:04.879 --> 02:18:06.000
Showgirls?
02:18:06.799 --> 02:18:08.559
1997.
02:18:11.600 --> 02:18:12.479
Justin.
02:18:13.840 --> 02:18:15.120
1998.
02:18:16.479 --> 02:18:17.280
95.
02:18:17.840 --> 02:18:18.479
Fuck.
02:18:18.639 --> 02:18:19.200
Alright.
02:18:19.520 --> 02:18:20.959
Justin, last question.
02:18:21.200 --> 02:18:21.600
Uh oh.
02:18:21.840 --> 02:18:23.120
I'm gonna lose anyway.
02:18:23.440 --> 02:18:31.440
Dennis Hopper battled space pirates and thousands of disintegrator robots in what 1996 movie?
02:18:31.680 --> 02:18:33.520
I have no fucking clue.
02:18:34.879 --> 02:18:36.000
I have no idea.
02:18:36.399 --> 02:18:39.360
I will tell you it's in space and it involves truckers.
02:18:41.600 --> 02:18:43.280
Still have no idea.
02:18:44.719 --> 02:18:46.319
Brian, any guess?
02:18:46.719 --> 02:18:47.520
Nope.
02:18:48.959 --> 02:18:51.120
The movie is space truckers.
02:18:54.239 --> 02:18:56.239
The answer was in the question.
02:18:56.479 --> 02:18:57.120
It was.
02:18:57.920 --> 02:19:01.120
And that was Pop Quiz Hot Shot Break.
02:19:02.319 --> 02:19:03.920
Reign Victorious.
02:19:04.399 --> 02:19:10.799
He survived the questions and kept it above 50, and somehow friendships are still mostly intact.
02:19:11.040 --> 02:19:11.600
Mostly.
02:19:11.840 --> 02:19:15.040
If you crushed it while listening along, congratulations.
02:19:15.600 --> 02:19:16.799
You're driving the bus.
02:19:17.040 --> 02:19:21.200
If you didn't, hey, at least you made it off in one piece.
02:19:22.639 --> 02:19:23.680
Keep it moving.
02:19:24.399 --> 02:19:25.440
Don't lose control.
02:19:31.920 --> 02:19:33.920
I just didn't have no time to guess.
02:19:34.079 --> 02:19:36.079
Trivia, chaos, total stress.
02:19:36.319 --> 02:19:38.399
Stay alive, keep up the pace.
02:19:38.559 --> 02:19:40.559
Only once getting up this way.
02:19:49.680 --> 02:19:50.719
Alright, what do you guys say?
02:19:50.799 --> 02:19:52.639
We take a moment and pick some poison.
02:19:53.200 --> 02:19:54.559
Oh, I like this, yeah.
02:19:54.879 --> 02:19:56.799
That's my favorite, because there's no wrong answer.
02:19:57.200 --> 02:19:57.920
No, there's not at all.
02:19:58.159 --> 02:20:01.920
Alright, let's start off as we always do with movies from the same year, 1994.
02:20:02.079 --> 02:20:06.079
Would you rather watch Speed or Lion King?
02:20:06.959 --> 02:20:07.520
Speed.
02:20:07.840 --> 02:20:08.319
Speed.
02:20:08.799 --> 02:20:09.440
Speed.
02:20:10.000 --> 02:20:12.079
Speed or Forrest Gump.
02:20:12.719 --> 02:20:13.760
Oh, damn.
02:20:14.319 --> 02:20:15.360
I'm gonna go Forest Gump.
02:20:15.520 --> 02:20:16.639
Yeah, I'm gonna go Forrest Gump.
02:20:19.360 --> 02:20:21.920
I feel like I've seen Forest Gump so many times.
02:20:22.239 --> 02:20:23.280
Ice Cream.
02:20:24.079 --> 02:20:25.120
I'm gonna go speed.
02:20:25.280 --> 02:20:25.600
Alright.
02:20:25.920 --> 02:20:26.399
Jen A.
02:20:26.799 --> 02:20:29.600
Speed or True Lies.
02:20:29.840 --> 02:20:30.399
True lies.
02:20:30.559 --> 02:20:31.360
I'm gonna go speed.
02:20:31.600 --> 02:20:32.559
I'm gonna be honest with you.
02:20:32.719 --> 02:20:35.280
I don't really think I've ever seen True Lies.
02:20:35.520 --> 02:20:36.719
So I'm gonna go true lies.
02:20:36.959 --> 02:20:42.639
Oh the just the scene, the dancing scene with uh J Curtis.
02:20:43.040 --> 02:20:43.680
Oh, it's weird.
02:20:44.079 --> 02:20:44.799
That's a tough call.
02:20:44.959 --> 02:20:45.520
JL Speaker.
02:20:45.600 --> 02:20:46.000
I'll still go.
02:20:47.200 --> 02:20:49.360
Alright, speed or the mask.
02:20:49.600 --> 02:20:49.920
Speed.
02:20:50.159 --> 02:20:50.399
Speed.
02:20:50.719 --> 02:20:51.520
Speed 100%.
02:20:51.920 --> 02:20:52.239
Yep.
02:20:52.479 --> 02:20:54.239
Speed or Dumb and Dumber.
02:20:54.399 --> 02:20:54.719
Speed.
02:20:54.879 --> 02:20:55.520
Speed.
02:20:58.799 --> 02:21:00.319
Dumb and Dumber's awful.
02:21:00.639 --> 02:21:05.360
It is, but it's like one of those that like just like tickles my brain a little bit.
02:21:06.239 --> 02:21:06.799
I get it.
02:21:07.520 --> 02:21:11.600
As far as Jim Carrey movies go, it's it's probably one of the better ones.
02:21:11.840 --> 02:21:14.479
It's like one of those that you could just turn your brain off completely.
02:21:14.799 --> 02:21:15.600
Samsonite?
02:21:15.680 --> 02:21:16.799
You don't have to think about it.
02:21:16.879 --> 02:21:17.040
Yeah.
02:21:17.200 --> 02:21:18.799
It's just stupid fun.
02:21:19.280 --> 02:21:21.840
Like there is no mystery.
02:21:22.239 --> 02:21:23.840
Jeff Daniels with diarrhea.
02:21:24.479 --> 02:21:24.639
Yeah.
02:21:24.959 --> 02:21:26.959
But Jeff Daniels is so good at anything he does.
02:21:27.200 --> 02:21:28.159
I'm gonna go dumb and dumb.
02:21:28.399 --> 02:21:28.559
Okay.
02:21:28.799 --> 02:21:28.959
Okay.
02:21:29.120 --> 02:21:31.520
Alright, uh, let's talk about other movies with Keanu Reeves.
02:21:31.680 --> 02:21:34.799
Would you rather watch Speed or Point Break?
02:21:35.120 --> 02:21:35.440
Speed.
02:21:35.600 --> 02:21:35.840
Speed.
02:21:36.079 --> 02:21:36.559
Speed.
02:21:37.200 --> 02:21:38.719
Speed or the Matrix.
02:21:38.959 --> 02:21:39.520
The Matrix.
02:21:39.760 --> 02:21:40.239
Matrix.
02:21:40.399 --> 02:21:41.360
I'm going speed.
02:21:41.760 --> 02:21:44.639
I said The Matrix was a little weird to me.
02:21:45.600 --> 02:21:46.559
A little confusing.
02:21:47.200 --> 02:21:48.959
What is the the old lady with the cookies?
02:21:49.040 --> 02:21:49.520
What the hell?
02:21:49.600 --> 02:21:49.920
Yeah.
02:21:50.159 --> 02:21:51.200
I mean, I get it.
02:21:51.360 --> 02:21:51.760
I get it.
02:21:51.840 --> 02:21:53.440
It's a little Alice in Wonderland.
02:21:53.760 --> 02:21:55.840
Speed or John Wick.
02:21:56.079 --> 02:21:57.520
Oh, John Wick.
02:21:57.760 --> 02:21:59.760
I've not seen it, so I'm gonna go John Wick.
02:21:59.920 --> 02:22:00.479
Nice.
02:22:00.719 --> 02:22:02.559
Alright, Sandra Bullock movies.
02:22:02.719 --> 02:22:04.719
Speed or the proposal.
02:22:05.280 --> 02:22:05.920
The proposal.
02:22:06.159 --> 02:22:06.319
Speed.
02:22:07.360 --> 02:22:08.399
Betty White.
02:22:08.639 --> 02:22:10.000
Ah, she's a gem.
02:22:10.239 --> 02:22:12.000
Oh, how about uh Mama Cass?
02:22:13.920 --> 02:22:14.399
Love that.
02:22:15.280 --> 02:22:16.479
She's dancing out in the woods.
02:22:16.879 --> 02:22:17.040
Right?
02:22:17.120 --> 02:22:17.600
That's great.
02:22:17.840 --> 02:22:19.600
Speed or gravity.
02:22:19.920 --> 02:22:21.280
Not seen it, so I'll go gravity.
02:22:21.440 --> 02:22:22.479
Yeah, I'm not seeing gravity either.
02:22:22.559 --> 02:22:23.040
I'll go gravity.
02:22:23.200 --> 02:22:23.840
Yeah, I'm the same way.
02:22:23.920 --> 02:22:25.680
I haven't seen gravity, so I'll go gravity.
02:22:25.760 --> 02:22:28.319
Uh speed or miscongeniality.
02:22:28.639 --> 02:22:30.239
I'm gonna go miscongeniality.
02:22:30.319 --> 02:22:31.040
I'm gonna go speed.
02:22:31.120 --> 02:22:33.680
I'm gonna go speed too, even though miscongeniality is pretty good.
02:22:35.120 --> 02:22:38.079
Alright, let's talk about a few vehicle-based chaos movies.
02:22:38.319 --> 02:22:40.879
Speed or the fast and the furious.
02:22:41.120 --> 02:22:41.360
Speed.
02:22:41.840 --> 02:22:42.159
Speed.
02:22:42.319 --> 02:22:43.200
Fuck that movie.
02:22:43.440 --> 02:22:43.840
Speed.
02:22:44.879 --> 02:22:45.840
All 20 of them?
02:22:46.399 --> 02:22:47.040
Yeah.
02:22:47.360 --> 02:22:48.479
The first one wasn't bad.
02:22:48.719 --> 02:22:49.120
And fucking.
02:22:51.360 --> 02:22:52.000
Right, right.
02:22:53.040 --> 02:22:56.399
Speed or Mad Max Fury Road.
02:22:56.799 --> 02:22:57.920
I'm gonna go Mad Max.
02:22:58.159 --> 02:22:59.120
I'm gonna go Mad Max.
02:22:59.200 --> 02:23:00.239
I love Mad Max.
02:23:00.479 --> 02:23:02.079
I've not seen Mad Max, so I'll give it a shot.
02:23:02.239 --> 02:23:02.959
Oh, it's cool.
02:23:03.200 --> 02:23:06.479
Uh speed or gone in 60 seconds.
02:23:06.639 --> 02:23:08.000
Oh, I'd love it a little more.
02:23:09.040 --> 02:23:13.120
I'm gonna go in Gone in 60 seconds.
02:23:13.600 --> 02:23:15.440
So easy for me to say right now.
02:23:15.680 --> 02:23:17.760
That IPA has really dried out your tongue.
02:23:17.920 --> 02:23:18.319
It has.
02:23:20.239 --> 02:23:21.520
I think it might pick speed.
02:23:21.760 --> 02:23:23.440
Gone in 60 is Nick Cage.
02:23:23.760 --> 02:23:24.399
Nick Cage, yeah.
02:23:24.559 --> 02:23:25.200
When he does that with the city.
02:23:26.479 --> 02:23:27.440
Yep, the whole dance thing.
02:23:28.159 --> 02:23:28.639
Let's go.
02:23:28.799 --> 02:23:29.600
Let's go.
02:23:30.719 --> 02:23:32.319
I'll stick with speed.
02:23:32.639 --> 02:23:33.120
All right.
02:23:33.920 --> 02:23:36.399
Just a few with mass transportation gone wrong.
02:23:36.559 --> 02:23:39.360
Would you rather watch speed or Air Force One?
02:23:39.760 --> 02:23:41.360
Get off my plane.
02:23:41.600 --> 02:23:42.799
I know which one you gotta pick.
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I'm going Air Force One.
02:23:44.000 --> 02:23:44.799
Air Force One.
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Speed or Con Air.
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Oh, wait, I'm sorry.
02:23:47.440 --> 02:23:48.799
Justin, what'd you pick on the first one?
02:23:48.959 --> 02:23:50.079
Speed or Air Force One?
02:23:50.319 --> 02:23:51.120
I'll go Air Force.
02:23:51.280 --> 02:23:51.360
Okay.
02:23:51.440 --> 02:23:51.600
Yeah.
02:23:51.840 --> 02:23:52.799
Speed or Con Air.
02:23:52.959 --> 02:23:54.799
That's another Nick Cage movie, right?
02:23:54.959 --> 02:23:55.200
It is.
02:23:55.440 --> 02:23:56.079
Con Air is.
02:23:56.319 --> 02:23:57.600
Yeah, I'm gonna go Speed.
02:23:58.159 --> 02:23:59.280
I like Conair.
02:23:59.440 --> 02:24:00.319
I'm gonna go Con Air.
02:24:00.879 --> 02:24:02.639
He's got a streamy mullet in that.
02:24:02.959 --> 02:24:04.719
He's got a terrible accent in that movie.
02:24:04.879 --> 02:24:05.200
Yeah.
02:24:05.680 --> 02:24:07.600
But still, I'm gonna go Con Air.
02:24:08.000 --> 02:24:09.680
Just because of John Malkovich.
02:24:10.000 --> 02:24:10.159
Yeah.
02:24:10.399 --> 02:24:11.280
John Malkovich is.
02:24:11.680 --> 02:24:14.079
You make a compelling argument, but I think I'm gonna stick with Speed.
02:24:14.479 --> 02:24:14.799
I get it.
02:24:14.959 --> 02:24:15.280
I get it.
02:24:15.520 --> 02:24:17.200
Speed or Snowpiercer?
02:24:17.600 --> 02:24:17.840
Speed.
02:24:18.079 --> 02:24:19.760
I've never seen Snowpiercer.
02:24:20.079 --> 02:24:21.200
Snowpiercer is pretty good.
02:24:21.520 --> 02:24:22.559
I actually picked Snowpiercer.
02:24:22.879 --> 02:24:23.280
I like it.
02:24:23.760 --> 02:24:26.239
I've never been like motivated to watch it.
02:24:26.559 --> 02:24:27.360
What is it?
02:24:27.600 --> 02:24:34.079
It's a post-apocalyptic movie where basically all the survivors of a frozen earth are going around the globe on a train.
02:24:34.319 --> 02:24:35.680
On a train, yeah.
02:24:36.079 --> 02:24:37.360
I give it a shot.
02:24:37.920 --> 02:24:38.479
Why not?
02:24:38.719 --> 02:24:39.360
Why not?
02:24:39.600 --> 02:24:40.799
I've already seen speed.
02:24:40.959 --> 02:24:42.959
It's 80s Steven Spielberg.
02:24:43.120 --> 02:24:44.000
Oh, fuck that, man.
02:24:44.559 --> 02:24:45.920
Don't that's not true.
02:24:46.000 --> 02:24:46.879
It is not.
02:24:47.200 --> 02:24:48.000
It is not.
02:24:48.159 --> 02:24:50.319
You're just you're just tainting the well.
02:24:52.559 --> 02:24:54.079
Burn it to the ground.
02:24:54.879 --> 02:24:56.079
Alright, last one.
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Speed versus the taking of Pelham 123.
02:25:01.520 --> 02:25:03.520
I don't know if you know what that is.
02:25:03.760 --> 02:25:04.799
I'm gonna go with Pelum.
02:25:05.040 --> 02:25:06.319
It's about a train abduction.
02:25:06.479 --> 02:25:08.239
Or a train hijacking.
02:25:09.760 --> 02:25:10.319
Nope.
02:25:10.559 --> 02:25:10.879
Okay.
02:25:11.520 --> 02:25:13.760
I mean, it doesn't excite me because it's just a train.
02:25:13.840 --> 02:25:14.479
It's on one track.
02:25:14.559 --> 02:25:15.280
Whoop-de-doo.
02:25:15.360 --> 02:25:16.239
I'm gonna go with speed.
02:25:16.799 --> 02:25:17.680
Okay, how about this one?
02:25:17.760 --> 02:25:20.000
How about speed or blue streak?
02:25:21.280 --> 02:25:22.479
Which one's speed streak?
02:25:22.639 --> 02:25:24.799
Blue streak has uh Richard Pryor.
02:25:25.040 --> 02:25:27.360
I don't even know if I'm speaking correctly at this point.
02:25:27.840 --> 02:25:33.840
Has Richard Pryor and uh uh the guy who was when the originally uh Willy Wonka.
02:25:34.559 --> 02:25:35.440
Gene Wilder?
02:25:35.520 --> 02:25:36.799
Yeah, Gene Wilder and Richard Pryor.
02:25:36.879 --> 02:25:38.079
Blue Streaker had a lot of stuff.
02:25:38.319 --> 02:25:38.559
Speed.
02:25:38.719 --> 02:25:41.680
I've never seen Blue Streak, but speed blue streak's amazing.
02:25:41.920 --> 02:25:42.239
Alright.
02:25:42.879 --> 02:25:43.200
Okay.
02:25:43.920 --> 02:25:44.319
Alright.
02:25:44.559 --> 02:25:48.959
Well, now that we've talked about our our poison, then we've picked it.
02:25:49.680 --> 02:25:50.879
We gotta pick something else.
02:25:51.200 --> 02:25:51.680
What is it?
02:25:51.920 --> 02:25:53.360
Let's pick our buttiker.
02:25:57.200 --> 02:25:58.799
You are under arrest.
02:25:59.040 --> 02:26:01.200
You have the right to remain silent.
02:26:02.079 --> 02:26:02.959
Fuck you.
02:26:03.440 --> 02:26:06.479
Guns, guns, guns, it's time to choose.
02:26:06.639 --> 02:26:09.440
Who stole the seed and lit the fuse?
02:26:09.840 --> 02:26:15.760
Fat, bold, or just a raised the buttiker or brings the face.
02:26:17.120 --> 02:26:20.000
Can you fly Bobby?
02:26:22.159 --> 02:26:26.000
Not quite, but a winner.
02:26:26.319 --> 02:26:27.760
Pure dynamite.
02:26:29.760 --> 02:26:45.520
Well, if you're new to the show, each episode we choose one and only one worthy recipient to receive this prestigious recognition in honor of one of our favorite cinematic characters, Clarence Bodaker from Robocop.
02:26:46.000 --> 02:26:55.360
It's not an award for the best actor, whoever was on screen the most, but the character who we think brought the most to the movie.
02:26:55.600 --> 02:27:02.000
With that in mind, Brian, who is your choice for this episode's Bodaker Award?
02:27:02.319 --> 02:27:08.639
My Bodaker Award winner for this movie of speed is Annie Porter.
02:27:08.959 --> 02:27:09.520
Ooh.
02:27:09.920 --> 02:27:15.120
I think she brought a human element into a movie that was actually fairly devoid of human emotion.
02:27:15.760 --> 02:27:17.440
She had a definitive arc.
02:27:17.840 --> 02:27:19.520
She's cute as a button.
02:27:20.159 --> 02:27:24.000
And Annie Wildcat Porter is my vote for the bodicer.
02:27:24.319 --> 02:27:24.959
Hey, real quick.
02:27:25.600 --> 02:27:26.799
Why do we say cute is a button?
02:27:26.879 --> 02:27:29.440
Is a button-any button's really that cute.
02:27:29.760 --> 02:27:31.440
I bet there's been some cute buttons.
02:27:31.760 --> 02:27:32.719
Probably some.
02:27:34.239 --> 02:27:37.120
But is it some reason enough to make it a phrase?
02:27:37.360 --> 02:27:37.920
I guess it had.
02:27:38.399 --> 02:27:42.719
Maybe it's just the abundance of beer talking, but I think that's a dumb thing to say.
02:27:46.000 --> 02:27:47.760
Annie Porter's my bodiker.
02:27:49.680 --> 02:27:51.360
She's cute as a cutie.
02:27:51.600 --> 02:27:52.239
I don't disagree.
02:27:53.200 --> 02:27:54.639
Don't disagree one bit.
02:27:55.440 --> 02:27:55.920
Justin.
02:27:56.079 --> 02:27:58.000
Justin, who's your vote for the bodiker?
02:27:58.239 --> 02:28:00.079
So Annie was pfft my runner-up.
02:28:00.399 --> 02:28:00.799
Oh yeah?
02:28:01.040 --> 02:28:01.360
Yep.
02:28:01.440 --> 02:28:01.760
Uh-huh.
02:28:01.920 --> 02:28:03.600
I went with Howard Payne.
02:28:04.879 --> 02:28:08.639
Calm, smug, theatrical, and always one step ahead.
02:28:08.879 --> 02:28:12.959
The fact that he's X-Bomb Squad makes it personal.
02:28:13.120 --> 02:28:16.399
He's not just evil, he's professionally offended.
02:28:16.639 --> 02:28:21.440
Every lion feels like he's enjoying the game just as much as the money.
02:28:23.360 --> 02:28:24.799
Needs more backstory.
02:28:26.079 --> 02:28:26.639
Alright.
02:28:27.440 --> 02:28:28.879
Seth, what say you?
02:28:29.440 --> 02:28:34.000
I'm willing to agree that Howard could benefit from more backstory.
02:28:34.319 --> 02:28:39.360
But even with the backstory we did have, I'm still picking him him as my Bottiker award.
02:28:39.680 --> 02:28:40.399
Losers.
02:28:40.719 --> 02:28:47.840
Because I find him to be calm, creepy, and clearly enjoying himself way too much.
02:28:48.079 --> 02:28:48.799
Hell yeah.
02:28:49.040 --> 02:28:56.799
He delivers every line like he's auditioning for most unsettling man alive, and he turns a simple premise into something personal.
02:28:57.520 --> 02:29:01.280
And I love that he steals every scene that he's in.
02:29:01.520 --> 02:29:04.799
The subway scene, though, did him goddamn dirty.
02:29:05.920 --> 02:29:14.399
But overall, he brought true meaning to the concept crazy, not stupid.
02:29:14.639 --> 02:29:16.000
And I enjoyed that.
02:29:16.479 --> 02:29:20.639
What he brought, I found to be understandable.
02:29:20.799 --> 02:29:23.120
I found to be enjoyable.
02:29:23.360 --> 02:29:25.520
I found to be goddamn twisted.
02:29:26.000 --> 02:29:34.159
And in a movie that is just non-stop go, the mo he didn't have to explain the goddamn thing, and I was good with that.
02:29:34.639 --> 02:29:35.280
Yeah.
02:29:35.600 --> 02:29:37.120
But I'm taller.
02:29:40.879 --> 02:29:50.319
And so with that, it might not be unanimous, but Howard Payne is the recipient of this episode's Bonniker Award.
02:29:50.559 --> 02:29:53.520
Woo! Bitches leave.
02:29:53.760 --> 02:29:57.280
It's been a long time since I've been on the winning side of the Boniker.
02:29:58.239 --> 02:30:02.639
Well, now that we've picked our favorite character, what do you guys say we take a moment?
02:30:03.520 --> 02:30:05.280
And pick our favorite beer.
02:30:05.520 --> 02:30:06.239
Beer time!
02:30:07.200 --> 02:30:08.719
Brian! Yes.
02:30:09.120 --> 02:30:12.239
What was your favorite beer episode?
02:30:12.639 --> 02:30:15.920
So I'm going to exclude the special carbom beer.
02:30:16.159 --> 02:30:17.360
Oh, we're gonna exclude that?
02:30:17.520 --> 02:30:19.360
Or do we want to keep it in there?
02:30:20.079 --> 02:30:24.079
Uh I'll leave it up to you.
02:30:24.879 --> 02:30:29.040
If we include the car bomb, that was my absolute favorite.
02:30:29.280 --> 02:30:29.600
Okay.
02:30:29.760 --> 02:30:34.079
It was fun, it was different, it was smooth, it was awesome.
02:30:34.959 --> 02:30:39.920
My second, I'm gonna go with the Aylesmith Speedway Stout.
02:30:40.159 --> 02:30:42.639
It was a little That's a little surprising to me.
02:30:42.879 --> 02:30:47.440
It's a little hot alcohol-wise, but I love the coffee and the chocolate notes.
02:30:47.680 --> 02:30:50.159
Third, I will go with a 420.
02:30:50.479 --> 02:31:01.440
And in my fourth place, I've got the desiccating West Coast ghost that just punched my palate and didn't stop.
02:31:02.799 --> 02:31:04.159
That's what I got.
02:31:04.799 --> 02:31:06.879
Alright, Justin, how do you find him?
02:31:07.200 --> 02:31:13.600
So I am uh fourth place for me is the speed waste out.
02:31:13.920 --> 02:31:16.239
I couldn't even like it's still sitting there.
02:31:16.479 --> 02:31:17.520
I couldn't finish it.
02:31:17.760 --> 02:31:18.479
Yours is?
02:31:18.639 --> 02:31:18.879
Yeah.
02:31:19.440 --> 02:31:20.719
I know that you were supposed to drink.
02:31:20.879 --> 02:31:22.159
Seth and I finished ours.
02:31:22.319 --> 02:31:22.639
I know.
02:31:22.719 --> 02:31:22.879
Yeah.
02:31:23.040 --> 02:31:23.760
I don't want it.
02:31:23.840 --> 02:31:24.559
It's fine.
02:31:24.719 --> 02:31:26.399
I don't feel bad about it.
02:31:27.360 --> 02:31:29.280
Number three is the 420.
02:31:29.440 --> 02:31:30.239
I liked it.
02:31:30.399 --> 02:31:31.440
It was a little thin.
02:31:31.600 --> 02:31:33.600
Number two is the Irish Carbomb.
02:31:33.680 --> 02:31:34.479
That was a lot of fun.
02:31:34.719 --> 02:31:35.360
It was fun.
02:31:35.680 --> 02:31:37.600
The West Ghost is my number one.
02:31:37.760 --> 02:31:38.479
I can see that.
02:31:39.600 --> 02:31:40.079
That's you.
02:31:40.159 --> 02:31:40.879
That's me.
02:31:41.120 --> 02:31:41.600
Alright.
02:31:41.760 --> 02:31:46.399
Oh man, this is gonna be I'm gonna have to actually do math tonight, which really fucking sucks.
02:31:47.120 --> 02:31:52.319
Alright, for me, the Irish car bomb is actually number four.
02:31:53.040 --> 02:31:55.280
The 420 is number three.
02:31:55.440 --> 02:31:57.200
We were all consistent on that one.
02:31:57.360 --> 02:31:57.600
Yeah.
02:31:57.760 --> 02:31:57.920
Yeah?
02:31:58.159 --> 02:31:58.479
Yeah.
02:31:59.120 --> 02:32:05.120
Uh I'm gonna say the Speedway is number two, then I'm gonna go with West Coast Ghosts as number one.
02:32:05.440 --> 02:32:07.840
Oh, you guys, you guys have poor taste.
02:32:08.159 --> 02:32:09.120
We like what we like.
02:32:10.079 --> 02:32:11.760
We have a refined palette, Brian.
02:32:12.239 --> 02:32:13.680
You have an advanced palette.
02:32:13.920 --> 02:32:14.559
My palette?
02:32:14.959 --> 02:32:16.639
My palette is just retarded.
02:32:17.120 --> 02:32:18.000
I can't say that word.
02:32:18.159 --> 02:32:19.040
Oh, gosh.
02:32:19.280 --> 02:32:22.079
My palate is behind the times.
02:32:22.719 --> 02:32:26.079
So based on those scores.
02:32:26.639 --> 02:32:28.799
You didn't like the car bomb, Seth.
02:32:29.120 --> 02:32:30.239
I thought it was fine.
02:32:30.319 --> 02:32:30.479
Yeah.
02:32:31.040 --> 02:32:33.440
It was much more drinkable than what I thought it would be.
02:32:33.600 --> 02:32:34.159
Uh-huh.
02:32:35.440 --> 02:32:38.639
But I I didn't enjoy as much as I enjoyed the other beers.
02:32:38.799 --> 02:32:39.120
Okay.
02:32:40.399 --> 02:32:41.760
I'm just a beer guy.
02:32:41.840 --> 02:32:44.239
And and having the other stuff mixed in.
02:32:44.959 --> 02:32:45.120
Eh.
02:32:45.680 --> 02:32:47.040
It's non-traditional, I get it.
02:32:47.200 --> 02:32:48.639
It's not that it's non-traditional.
02:32:48.719 --> 02:32:51.200
It's just not I didn't I didn't like it as much.
02:32:51.440 --> 02:32:52.879
It's a it's a bit shticky.
02:32:53.200 --> 02:32:56.239
And part of it, I think, is also the fact I had to chug it.
02:32:56.719 --> 02:32:59.360
Whereas these other beers, I've enjoyed it at my own pace.
02:32:59.600 --> 02:33:00.319
I I get that.
02:33:00.639 --> 02:33:05.600
And I will say the carbon was much more chuggable than what I thought it would be.
02:33:06.079 --> 02:33:08.719
But I also think that's a bit of a red flag.
02:33:10.159 --> 02:33:13.920
So if you had to chug one of these four, which one would you chug?
02:33:14.399 --> 02:33:18.959
I I I think the 420 would be the one I could probably actually chug the most.
02:33:19.040 --> 02:33:19.360
Yeah.
02:33:19.920 --> 02:33:22.399
But I don't think I'd want to because I'd be burping non-stop.
02:33:22.639 --> 02:33:22.799
Right.
02:33:23.360 --> 02:33:24.159
It'd be a lot of burps.
02:33:24.639 --> 02:33:28.079
Anyway, but that that's all all whatever.
02:33:28.239 --> 02:33:30.559
Um based upon the scores we have.
02:33:30.879 --> 02:33:32.239
Beer under the bridge.
02:33:32.479 --> 02:33:40.479
Our best beer of the night, whether Brian agrees or not, is the West Ghost IPA.
02:33:40.719 --> 02:33:42.399
Oh, yay, Justin.
02:33:42.799 --> 02:33:44.639
Congratulations, Justin.
02:33:44.799 --> 02:33:45.520
That's two in a row.
02:33:45.680 --> 02:33:46.479
That's two in a row.
02:33:46.639 --> 02:33:48.239
That's two in a row, babies.
02:33:48.719 --> 02:33:49.520
Hell yeah.
02:33:49.920 --> 02:33:52.399
I brought two and I still couldn't crack it.
02:33:53.920 --> 02:33:55.280
Hey, you were my number two.
02:33:55.440 --> 02:33:56.159
Well, hey, thank you.
02:33:57.600 --> 02:33:58.639
I'm your number two.
02:33:58.799 --> 02:33:59.760
Number two and three.
02:34:00.000 --> 02:34:00.639
I'm your number two.
02:34:00.719 --> 02:34:02.559
That's kind of shitty.
02:34:02.879 --> 02:34:03.200
No.
02:34:03.760 --> 02:34:06.239
Compared to me, you're my number two.
02:34:06.719 --> 02:34:08.719
So next to me, you're my number one.
02:34:09.840 --> 02:34:17.440
Now that we've wrapped up our beer talk, what do you guys say we switch gears into some final thoughts?
02:34:17.680 --> 02:34:18.000
Okay.
02:34:18.319 --> 02:34:19.840
Who wants to kick it off?
02:34:20.399 --> 02:34:20.719
You know what?
02:34:20.879 --> 02:34:21.600
I'm gonna kick it off.
02:34:22.479 --> 02:34:23.680
Yeah, I said you kick it off.
02:34:23.760 --> 02:34:24.639
You never kick it off.
02:34:24.799 --> 02:34:26.479
I never kick it off, and I'm gonna kick it off.
02:34:26.559 --> 02:34:27.280
Do it to it.
02:34:27.440 --> 02:34:39.840
And I'm just gonna say, damn, what a ride! Woo! One of the biggest things I judge a movie on is how long it feels and speed.
02:34:40.159 --> 02:34:43.040
Damn, it flies, it's fast, it's edgy.
02:34:43.280 --> 02:34:55.920
And the few moments where you can finally lean back and breathe and actually scoot away from the edge of the seat, and you suddenly look up at the clock and you're like, holy shit, how did that much time fly by?
02:34:57.200 --> 02:35:01.920
It flies, it moves so much quicker than what you think it does.
02:35:02.639 --> 02:35:06.239
This movie is a full-on roller coaster.
02:35:06.479 --> 02:35:19.360
The practical effects, the camera work, the sound design, it all locks together into one relentless high octane assault on the senses that does not let go until it does.
02:35:20.959 --> 02:35:23.520
The acting, it's hit and miss.
02:35:24.159 --> 02:35:26.239
Nobody's delivering Shakespeare.
02:35:26.639 --> 02:35:30.479
But honestly, with a premise this simple, they don't have to.
02:35:31.200 --> 02:35:38.319
There's no extra fat, no unnecessary complexity, it's just pure sustained tension.
02:35:38.879 --> 02:35:40.719
And that tension works.
02:35:40.879 --> 02:35:42.959
That anticipation works.
02:35:43.360 --> 02:35:51.600
Now, the love story, I think it's doing a little bit more heavy lifting than what it really deserves.
02:35:52.239 --> 02:35:55.520
It feels more like, hey, we survived together.
02:35:55.680 --> 02:35:57.200
I guess we're in love now.
02:35:57.520 --> 02:35:58.879
Let's prove it with sex.
02:35:59.120 --> 02:36:02.000
But quite frankly, I don't give a shit.
02:36:02.319 --> 02:36:06.079
Because the overall arc of this movie was so simple.
02:36:06.239 --> 02:36:07.600
It was so effective.
02:36:07.680 --> 02:36:10.239
And it was one hell of a ride.
02:36:11.280 --> 02:36:19.760
And while it was already quite the ride, I think that ride would be even better with three more beers.
02:36:20.000 --> 02:36:23.120
So I'm gonna give this a peak beer score of three.
02:36:23.520 --> 02:36:24.239
Okay, okay.
02:36:24.799 --> 02:36:25.680
Not too bad.
02:36:26.559 --> 02:36:26.959
Alright.
02:36:27.280 --> 02:36:28.159
Justin, what say you?
02:36:28.319 --> 02:36:29.200
I'm gonna jump on in.
02:36:29.440 --> 02:36:29.840
Do it.
02:36:30.239 --> 02:36:33.920
So I genuinely enjoyed my rewatch of Speed.
02:36:34.079 --> 02:36:34.639
Alright.
02:36:35.760 --> 02:36:38.319
I feel like it's a classic action film.
02:36:38.399 --> 02:36:43.040
It's exciting, it's suspenseful, humorous, and dramatic all at the same time.
02:36:43.520 --> 02:36:53.920
The storyline is over the top, and the dialogue isn't particularly deep or insightful, but that feels like part of the action movie formula rather than a flaw.
02:36:54.319 --> 02:36:59.520
I like Keanu Reeves a lot, but he's not a strong actor on his own.
02:36:59.760 --> 02:37:06.879
The saving grace here is that he is surrounded by strong performers, which helps balance and smooth out his limitations.
02:37:07.120 --> 02:37:18.719
The cinematography is solid, with some interesting shot choices that really enhance the tension, and the score also does a great job of building suspense and amplifying the stakes throughout.
02:37:19.280 --> 02:37:23.280
Overall, I think speed holds up really well as an action movie.
02:37:23.600 --> 02:37:28.159
I'd watch it again, and I could watch it again sober.
02:37:28.959 --> 02:37:33.360
But I'd prefer to have two beers just to enhance the experience.
02:37:33.840 --> 02:37:34.399
Very good.
02:37:35.040 --> 02:37:35.680
Two beer.
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Two beer.
02:37:36.719 --> 02:37:38.399
What a change from our last movie.
02:37:38.639 --> 02:37:38.959
Right?
02:37:39.200 --> 02:37:39.600
Big time.
02:37:40.079 --> 02:37:41.120
Twelve to two.
02:37:42.239 --> 02:37:44.079
I need ten less beers.
02:37:44.319 --> 02:37:44.959
Wow.
02:37:45.360 --> 02:37:46.079
For speed.
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Alright, so for me.
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At the end of the day, Speed is a movie built on one simple idea done fairly well.
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Don't stop moving.
02:37:55.440 --> 02:37:57.920
And holy cow, this movie does not stop moving.
02:37:58.159 --> 02:38:03.040
It's not trying to be the most realistic action film or the deepest character study.
02:38:03.600 --> 02:38:05.680
Instead, it commits fully to momentum.
02:38:06.239 --> 02:38:11.200
Constant pressure, rising stakes, and a premise that never lets the audience settle.
02:38:11.920 --> 02:38:13.600
I never felt comfortable watching this movie.
02:38:14.159 --> 02:38:15.120
It was go go go.
02:38:15.760 --> 02:38:23.680
What makes it work is how efficiently everything is done, the characters are clear, the setup's immediate, and once the bus starts moving, the film never really lets go.
02:38:24.079 --> 02:38:30.159
It's pure forward motion from the start, plus it's kind of unten unintentionally funny.
02:38:32.319 --> 02:38:34.319
It it has its flaws.
02:38:34.479 --> 02:38:41.200
I mean, the logic is paper thin, simple motivations, and there's a heavy reliance on movie physics.
02:38:42.079 --> 02:38:46.399
Doesn't really matter when you're watching it, but the experience is the point.
02:38:46.719 --> 02:38:52.719
For me, it feels like a great ride that doesn't leave much behind once the engine shuts off.
02:38:53.440 --> 02:38:54.000
Nice.
02:38:54.319 --> 02:39:00.319
Now, I think this movie would be an absolute riot if I was four beers in.
02:39:00.639 --> 02:39:00.959
Okay.
02:39:01.200 --> 02:39:01.440
Yeah.
02:39:01.840 --> 02:39:02.719
Two, three, four.
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Mm-hmm.
02:39:03.360 --> 02:39:04.159
Two, three, four.
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Two three four.
02:39:05.360 --> 02:39:07.120
Ooh, boy, the mask's gonna be hard there.
02:39:07.520 --> 02:39:09.040
It's a solid three beers.
02:39:09.280 --> 02:39:11.520
That's right! Hey, wait a math.
02:39:11.680 --> 02:39:16.079
If slide man knows how to mask, then it's pretty easy to math.
02:39:16.399 --> 02:39:19.360
Yeah, that gives us an average of three.
02:39:20.000 --> 02:39:21.360
This was a fun watch.
02:39:21.440 --> 02:39:22.719
I really enjoyed re-watching this.
02:39:23.440 --> 02:39:23.920
It was great.
02:39:24.159 --> 02:39:25.040
I had a good time with it.
02:39:25.200 --> 02:39:26.079
Good choice, Seth.
02:39:26.239 --> 02:39:30.000
Yeah, I mean, it was we we had a string of comedies.
02:39:30.159 --> 02:39:33.680
I felt like it was time to break it up a little bit with something a little bit more action-y.
02:39:33.920 --> 02:39:34.559
Heck yeah.
02:39:34.799 --> 02:39:41.440
And just so everyone knows, yeah, so that gives us an average score of three beers to reach peak viewing pleasure.
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Where does that put it?
02:39:42.879 --> 02:39:51.840
That puts it in uh third place overall amongst the movies we've watched.
02:39:52.079 --> 02:40:00.559
Uh a third of a beer below Parenthood and a third of a beer ahead of Romancing the Stone.
02:40:00.879 --> 02:40:01.200
Okay.
02:40:01.680 --> 02:40:02.319
Not bad.
02:40:02.479 --> 02:40:03.680
That's a good spot for it.
02:40:03.920 --> 02:40:05.520
Not bad at all.
02:40:06.719 --> 02:40:12.639
But now that we we've covered all that, what do you guys say theoretically?
02:40:12.959 --> 02:40:16.479
Now I know they made a sequel to speed.
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But they didn't make my sequel.
02:40:18.479 --> 02:40:20.000
They didn't make our sequel.
02:40:20.159 --> 02:40:28.639
So let's say Yon debont gave us a call and said, hey, hey, regular guys, I want to make a good sequel to speed.
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What do you guys think it should be?
02:40:32.639 --> 02:40:33.520
You know what I would do?
02:40:34.319 --> 02:40:36.879
Well, you tell us, because you had the best beer of the night.
02:40:37.040 --> 02:40:39.200
I would say this brainstorm off.
02:40:39.360 --> 02:40:40.639
I'd say Yon debont.
02:40:41.440 --> 02:40:42.959
You confection.
02:40:44.399 --> 02:40:46.319
I have a wonderful idea for you.
02:40:46.559 --> 02:40:47.440
Alright.
02:40:48.399 --> 02:40:52.079
This time, it's not just a bus with a bomb.
02:40:52.319 --> 02:40:52.799
Yeah.
02:40:54.079 --> 02:41:04.399
Every vehicle in the entire city has a bomb that blows up when the vehicle goes under 50 miles per hour.
02:41:04.639 --> 02:41:06.239
Oh, that's a lot of bombs.
02:41:06.559 --> 02:41:08.479
Think of the absolute chaos.
02:41:10.159 --> 02:41:11.040
Go from there.
02:41:11.280 --> 02:41:11.840
Oh boy.
02:41:12.079 --> 02:41:13.040
Go from there.
02:41:14.079 --> 02:41:21.600
You know, I think the sequel needs to s I think you're on the right track in the fact that I think the sequel needs to stay away from cruise ships.
02:41:23.200 --> 02:41:26.959
I want every every car to have a bomb.
02:41:27.280 --> 02:41:28.799
Seth, where are you going with this?
02:41:29.040 --> 02:41:29.840
I don't want to.
02:41:30.399 --> 02:41:31.040
I want to go.
02:41:31.200 --> 02:41:32.719
So cruise ships are really big.
02:41:32.879 --> 02:41:33.120
Yeah.
02:41:33.280 --> 02:41:34.719
I want to go something really small.
02:41:34.959 --> 02:41:35.280
Okay.
02:41:35.600 --> 02:41:37.600
I want to go to a golf club.
02:41:38.000 --> 02:41:39.200
A golf course.
02:41:39.440 --> 02:41:43.520
I want to say every one of the golf carts have a bomb on them.
02:41:44.399 --> 02:41:45.360
Alright.
02:41:46.959 --> 02:41:49.120
And once they go five miles per hour.
02:41:49.280 --> 02:41:49.840
That's right.
02:41:50.079 --> 02:41:51.040
It engages.
02:41:51.200 --> 02:41:55.280
And if you go lower than that, your golf cart will explode.
02:41:55.840 --> 02:41:57.920
This is anticomagic.
02:41:59.520 --> 02:42:02.399
I think I just jump off into a barrel roll.
02:42:03.600 --> 02:42:05.120
You could probably just run off.
02:42:05.440 --> 02:42:06.000
Heck yeah.
02:42:06.959 --> 02:42:07.840
Just get your legs going.
02:42:09.200 --> 02:42:12.159
It still would be better than cruise uh cruise control.
02:42:13.520 --> 02:42:14.079
Speed too.
02:42:14.399 --> 02:42:15.040
Speed two.
02:42:16.159 --> 02:42:18.079
Oh boy, what would I do?
02:42:19.200 --> 02:42:19.920
I don't know.
02:42:20.000 --> 02:42:21.600
Those are great ideas.
02:42:21.920 --> 02:42:23.600
Now, if you had multiple cars.
02:42:24.000 --> 02:42:26.239
Maybe it's a razor scooter with a bottle.
02:42:26.959 --> 02:42:28.719
What about those e-bikes?
02:42:28.959 --> 02:42:29.520
There you go.
02:42:29.920 --> 02:42:32.079
Like all the downtown ones that you could rent?
02:42:32.239 --> 02:42:34.559
Yeah, those bird scooters and bird bikes.
02:42:34.799 --> 02:42:35.280
But you know what?
02:42:35.360 --> 02:42:38.079
All I would do is decrease the homeless population.
02:42:38.879 --> 02:42:42.879
Oh no! Homeless population's using the I went there.
02:42:43.040 --> 02:42:44.799
Yeah, I don't think that's accurate.
02:42:45.280 --> 02:42:45.520
Okay.
02:42:48.079 --> 02:42:48.719
Yeah.
02:42:50.799 --> 02:42:51.760
I I don't know.
02:42:51.840 --> 02:42:54.079
I I think we take it to the air and we go on an airplane.
02:42:54.239 --> 02:42:54.479
Okay.
02:42:54.559 --> 02:42:54.799
Snakes.
02:42:55.360 --> 02:42:57.520
That's probably the best plane we've actually had.
02:42:57.760 --> 02:43:02.159
I think we go on an airplane and so it's bombs on a plane instead of snakes on a plane?
02:43:02.319 --> 02:43:02.639
Uh-huh.
02:43:02.799 --> 02:43:03.680
Bombs on a plane.
02:43:03.920 --> 02:43:06.639
All these motherfucking bombs and all these motherfucking planes.
02:43:06.959 --> 02:43:07.680
Motherfuckers.
02:43:08.079 --> 02:43:09.680
But it does not star Samuel L.
02:43:09.840 --> 02:43:10.159
Jackson.
02:43:10.399 --> 02:43:11.520
Okay, who's a star?
02:43:12.159 --> 02:43:14.479
Well, we bring Sandra Bullock back.
02:43:14.799 --> 02:43:16.639
Ooh, and Keanu Reeves.
02:43:16.719 --> 02:43:18.399
Maybe they're coming back from their honeymoon.
02:43:18.719 --> 02:43:19.200
Ooh.
02:43:19.680 --> 02:43:20.319
Yeah.
02:43:20.719 --> 02:43:22.399
And there's a bomb on the plane.
02:43:22.639 --> 02:43:22.959
Okay.
02:43:23.920 --> 02:43:30.159
Uh, and if the plane descends under a certain altitude, it'll blow up.
02:43:31.840 --> 02:43:33.600
That's problematic, because it can't land.
02:43:33.760 --> 02:43:34.239
Right.
02:43:34.479 --> 02:43:36.479
What's the what's the guy's name?
02:43:36.799 --> 02:43:37.520
Payne?
02:43:38.000 --> 02:43:38.719
Dennis Hopper?
02:43:39.040 --> 02:43:41.280
Are you saying that he never actually died?
02:43:41.440 --> 02:43:42.879
Like his head didn't get taken off?
02:43:43.040 --> 02:43:44.239
No, it's somebody, it's somebody different.
02:43:44.399 --> 02:43:45.040
It's somebody new.
02:43:45.440 --> 02:43:50.479
It could be you could do like the diehard sequels, and it's either a brother or a son.
02:43:51.360 --> 02:43:52.000
Oh no.
02:43:52.239 --> 02:43:53.520
It's his wife.
02:43:53.840 --> 02:43:55.680
Oh! Yeah.
02:43:56.079 --> 02:43:57.520
She is scorned.
02:43:57.680 --> 02:44:00.559
She is so pissed off that he lost that extra finger.
02:44:00.879 --> 02:44:03.200
Because that was the that was the magic finger.
02:44:03.520 --> 02:44:05.120
That was the magic finger.
02:44:05.920 --> 02:44:07.760
So she's a woman scorned.
02:44:07.920 --> 02:44:08.079
Oh.
02:44:08.399 --> 02:44:10.639
So why is she scorned at Jack then?
02:44:10.879 --> 02:44:14.799
Wouldn't she be scorned at the Atlanta PD that where he lost the finger?
02:44:14.959 --> 02:44:15.440
I don't know.
02:44:15.600 --> 02:44:17.920
I mean, he also took his head off, so he died.
02:44:18.079 --> 02:44:18.239
Yeah.
02:44:18.479 --> 02:44:18.959
I mean, that's what I'm saying.
02:44:19.200 --> 02:44:21.440
She was supposed to get the 3.7 million.
02:44:21.600 --> 02:44:22.079
Oh, yeah.
02:44:22.239 --> 02:44:25.760
I mean, and honestly, him being decapitated kind of put a damper on the mood.
02:44:26.000 --> 02:44:26.639
Yeah.
02:44:27.040 --> 02:44:29.440
I mean, literally no more head.
02:44:30.959 --> 02:44:32.799
I mean, she might be happy about that.
02:44:32.879 --> 02:44:33.040
Yeah.
02:44:33.440 --> 02:44:37.280
She's feeling she's feeling a little she's feeling a little put out about the whole thing.
02:44:37.840 --> 02:44:39.280
Finally, no more head.
02:44:41.360 --> 02:44:44.959
And so now they have to find a way to get Jack off the plane.
02:44:49.440 --> 02:44:51.840
I got this far, but I couldn't get to the end.
02:44:52.559 --> 02:44:56.959
That was a kudos to you for making it this far before the old Jack Off comment.
02:44:57.120 --> 02:44:57.920
It's amazing.
02:44:58.079 --> 02:44:58.719
Yeah.
02:44:59.200 --> 02:45:03.360
Uh so yeah, so they have to get off the plane.
02:45:03.600 --> 02:45:04.559
Get the plane off.
02:45:04.799 --> 02:45:05.600
They gotta get off.
02:45:05.760 --> 02:45:06.719
They gotta get off.
02:45:06.959 --> 02:45:08.639
You better find a way to get off.
02:45:08.959 --> 02:45:10.239
Mile High Club.
02:45:10.879 --> 02:45:11.840
It's the only way.
02:45:14.559 --> 02:45:20.479
Why does every sequel ever always devolve into either a horror movie or a porno?
02:45:20.639 --> 02:45:21.120
Because we're guys.
02:45:21.440 --> 02:45:22.079
That's what we like.
02:45:22.399 --> 02:45:23.600
Because that's that's who we are.
02:45:23.840 --> 02:45:25.760
We're just three dudes.
02:45:26.159 --> 02:45:30.000
Sitting around thinking about sorry, and sex.
02:45:30.319 --> 02:45:31.200
Hey, sorry, mom.
02:45:31.440 --> 02:45:33.200
I know you're listening to the show.
02:45:34.559 --> 02:45:35.600
It's their fault.
02:45:35.760 --> 02:45:36.000
You know?
02:45:36.399 --> 02:45:37.120
That's probably true.
02:45:37.360 --> 02:45:38.399
I'm still an angel.
02:45:38.879 --> 02:45:40.239
It's our fault.
02:45:43.680 --> 02:45:50.399
Well, I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure we have reached the point of peak devolvement.
02:45:50.639 --> 02:45:54.159
I think we've also reached the point of mere saturation.
02:45:54.479 --> 02:45:55.520
Absolutely.
02:45:55.760 --> 02:46:00.239
And so I think, and I could be wrong, but I don't think I am.
02:46:00.639 --> 02:46:04.799
That's gonna do it for this episode of the regular guy movie show.
02:46:05.040 --> 02:46:21.360
We survived a city bus that refused to slow down, a bomber with way too much time and way too many explosives, a freeway jump that laughed in the face of physics, and a morning commute that turned into a full-blown life or death situation.
02:46:21.840 --> 02:46:34.559
If you enjoyed hanging out with us, though God knows why, make sure to follow, subscribe, leave a review, or just start yelling, pop quiz hot shot at random people in traffic and see who gets the reference.
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Eventually, someone might actually know what you're talking about.
02:46:39.120 --> 02:46:44.639
If you want to keep the conversation going, hit us up on the socials and tell us what you thought about speed.
02:46:44.799 --> 02:46:46.079
Does it hold up for you?
02:46:46.239 --> 02:46:49.040
Does the tension still hit like it should?
02:46:49.200 --> 02:46:52.719
And most importantly, who is your boniker winner?
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Thanks for listening, thanks for drinking along with us, and until next time, be kind, rewind.
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The regular guy, movie show, talking flicks.
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Here we go.
02:47:16.479 --> 02:47:17.840
I have a question for you guys.
02:47:18.239 --> 02:47:18.479
What?
02:47:18.639 --> 02:47:19.520
Yeah, do tell.
02:47:20.239 --> 02:47:22.079
How often do you speed when you drive?
02:47:23.360 --> 02:47:23.840
All the time.
02:47:24.000 --> 02:47:24.879
I know me too.
02:47:25.040 --> 02:47:26.319
Like every time I get in the car.
02:47:26.559 --> 02:47:26.879
Right.
02:47:27.040 --> 02:47:27.280
Yeah.
02:47:27.440 --> 02:47:32.159
I don't think Okay, so I have a little thing in my my dashboard, my car.
02:47:32.719 --> 02:47:35.760
And it's the speed limit of where I you know of where I am.
02:47:36.319 --> 02:47:38.319
And it turns red if you're over the speed limit.
02:47:38.959 --> 02:47:41.200
I'm afraid I'm gonna burn out the red light.
02:47:43.840 --> 02:47:44.479
I don't know.
02:47:44.879 --> 02:47:47.680
Inter Interstate 65, I go 72.
02:47:48.639 --> 02:47:49.120
You know?
02:47:49.920 --> 02:47:52.399
I mean, I've heard eight you're great, nine you're mine.
02:47:52.799 --> 02:47:54.559
Yeah, so I keep it at seven.
02:47:55.360 --> 02:47:56.159
But holy cow.
02:47:57.440 --> 02:48:00.959
I don't I don't think I've ever not sped.
02:48:01.280 --> 02:48:04.239
Like roads that are 25 miles per hour are bullshit.
02:48:05.520 --> 02:48:06.479
Like who's doing that?
02:48:06.559 --> 02:48:08.079
You can't even put your foot on the pedal.
02:48:08.239 --> 02:48:09.920
I mean shit, I can run that fast.
02:48:10.639 --> 02:48:11.280
Can you?
02:48:11.600 --> 02:48:12.719
I mean, maybe not.
02:48:13.440 --> 02:48:15.680
We can go out to the street right now and time that.
02:48:15.920 --> 02:48:17.280
I don't think that's true.
02:48:17.520 --> 02:48:19.840
I can run 15 to 20.
02:48:20.159 --> 02:48:20.399
15?
02:48:21.680 --> 02:48:22.719
Are you a gazelle?
02:48:22.959 --> 02:48:24.399
You can run a three-minute mile?
02:48:24.559 --> 02:48:25.680
Are you a gazelle and a brilliant mile?
02:48:25.840 --> 02:48:26.879
Do you run a four-minute mile?
02:48:27.200 --> 02:48:28.719
We're talking for a block.
02:48:28.879 --> 02:48:30.879
I don't have the staying power.
02:48:31.440 --> 02:48:33.360
You're a you're a a gazelle.
02:48:33.840 --> 02:48:34.959
Is a gazelle fast?
02:48:35.120 --> 02:48:36.639
Again, a gazelle is pretty fast.
02:48:38.079 --> 02:48:39.200
They're known for their brevity.
02:48:39.360 --> 02:48:42.079
So that's a gazelle and a Brian suit.
02:48:42.239 --> 02:48:44.559
I mean, I can tell I I can run 15 miles an hour.
02:48:44.719 --> 02:48:45.120
Easy.
02:48:45.280 --> 02:48:45.680
No way.
02:48:46.079 --> 02:48:46.239
All right.
02:48:47.280 --> 02:48:48.559
I've got a speed gun.
02:48:48.719 --> 02:48:49.040
Alright.
02:48:49.360 --> 02:48:52.399
The next time we hang out, I'm gonna speed you.
02:48:52.719 --> 02:48:53.680
Speed time you.
02:48:53.840 --> 02:48:54.079
Okay.
02:48:54.239 --> 02:48:55.120
Is that correct?
02:48:55.200 --> 02:48:57.040
He's gonna speed you, Brian.
02:48:58.319 --> 02:49:02.959
God, the beers are really making my brain and mouth not work the way I want them to.
02:49:03.840 --> 02:49:04.159
I get it.
02:49:04.319 --> 02:49:05.440
I'm gonna videotape it.
02:49:05.760 --> 02:49:11.280
I will radar you for a short span of distance.
02:49:11.520 --> 02:49:13.360
And I'll take the over of 15 miles an hour.
02:49:13.440 --> 02:49:13.600
Okay.
02:49:15.760 --> 02:49:16.159
No doubt.
02:49:16.239 --> 02:49:16.799
No kidding.
02:49:17.200 --> 02:49:17.840
Yeah, no kidding.
02:49:18.079 --> 02:49:19.200
I'm writing it down.
02:49:19.440 --> 02:49:22.239
15 mile per hour, Brian.
02:49:22.319 --> 02:49:25.120
And the thing is, I'm gonna totally forget what this note means.
02:49:25.360 --> 02:49:26.399
He wants the over.
02:49:27.280 --> 02:49:33.040
Why don't you just drive your car up my down my street at 15 miles an hour and I'll see if I can pace you.
02:49:33.280 --> 02:49:37.680
How about I just follow behind you at 15 miles per hour and if you can't do it?
02:49:37.760 --> 02:49:38.719
I'll just run you over.
02:49:39.040 --> 02:49:42.239
If you can't, then I'll be like the lady who fell out of the bus and got ran over.
02:49:42.879 --> 02:49:43.600
Fuck you, Mrs.
02:49:43.680 --> 02:49:44.159
Farmer.
02:49:44.399 --> 02:49:47.120
If you don't get hit, you know you're going faster.
02:49:47.520 --> 02:49:52.399
But you know, I gotta say, bottom line, I think speed limits are kind of bullshit.
02:49:52.639 --> 02:49:54.000
Speed limits are bullshit.
02:49:54.079 --> 02:49:54.479
Yeah.
02:49:54.639 --> 02:49:55.840
Nobody abides by them.
02:49:56.000 --> 02:49:57.680
I should go as fast as I want.
02:49:57.920 --> 02:49:59.200
I mean, not really.
02:49:59.760 --> 02:50:04.639
Like, I don't I think if I say I want to go as fast as I want, it's not gonna be like a hundred.
02:50:04.959 --> 02:50:05.680
That's scary.
02:50:06.000 --> 02:50:09.360
You you'll go as fast as the situation is appropriate.
02:50:09.760 --> 02:50:10.959
Like a hundred is scary.
02:50:11.120 --> 02:50:11.920
Oh yeah.
02:50:12.319 --> 02:50:16.639
Like I'll go like in a 50, like okay, 65 on the on the highway.
02:50:17.280 --> 02:50:18.079
I'll go 75.
02:50:18.319 --> 02:50:18.879
Yeah, why not?
02:50:18.959 --> 02:50:19.680
That's comfy.
02:50:19.760 --> 02:50:19.920
Yeah.
02:50:20.319 --> 02:50:21.440
Don't pull me over for that.
02:50:21.680 --> 02:50:24.000
Okay, so when I lived in Germany, we're in the Autobahn.
02:50:24.239 --> 02:50:25.600
Oh we had a Ford tempo.
02:50:26.079 --> 02:50:26.239
Okay.
02:50:26.479 --> 02:50:27.600
Was one of our cars.
02:50:28.000 --> 02:50:29.600
And my mom was driving.
02:50:29.920 --> 02:50:33.920
And she wanted to know what the speedometer did once it got all the way around.
02:50:35.840 --> 02:50:46.399
So she opened that thing up and you know, and and I was like, she told my dad, she goes, hey, yeah, um, when the speedometer gets to the end, it just kind of bounces around.
02:50:47.200 --> 02:50:51.680
It doesn't go all the way back to zero, it just kind of goes to the end and just bounces.
02:50:51.840 --> 02:50:53.120
And he's like, What?
02:50:56.000 --> 02:50:57.440
She was like, never mind.
02:50:58.000 --> 02:50:58.879
Don't mind me.
02:50:59.200 --> 02:51:01.440
That was probably about 85 miles an hour, yeah.
02:51:02.000 --> 02:51:02.479
Yeah, uh-huh.
02:51:02.559 --> 02:51:02.799
Easy.
02:51:02.959 --> 02:51:04.479
It's probably about for that captana.
02:51:05.600 --> 02:51:06.239
I don't know.
02:51:07.440 --> 02:51:10.639
Totally off topic, but I loved that old 1980 style tempo.
02:51:11.120 --> 02:51:12.079
Oh, that was great.
02:51:12.239 --> 02:51:12.639
Yeah.
02:51:12.959 --> 02:51:14.799
We had uh we had the sports version.
02:51:14.959 --> 02:51:15.280
Yeah.
02:51:15.440 --> 02:51:20.399
So it had like the bright colored trim on it, and it had the bigger gas tank.
02:51:21.280 --> 02:51:23.920
So I could fill that thing up and I could drive for 600 miles on that.
02:51:24.479 --> 02:51:25.680
Yeah, boy, there I am.
02:51:26.079 --> 02:51:26.959
It was a manual.
02:51:27.600 --> 02:51:28.719
That's the way to roll.
02:51:28.879 --> 02:51:30.159
That is, it was great.
02:51:30.559 --> 02:51:30.799
Yeah.
02:51:31.040 --> 02:51:32.879
Love we called it the bean.
02:51:34.239 --> 02:51:35.440
It looked like a jelly bean.
02:51:35.600 --> 02:51:36.719
Love the bean.
02:51:37.440 --> 02:51:37.760
Yeah.
02:51:38.319 --> 02:51:38.559
GG.
02:51:38.879 --> 02:51:39.200
Oh my god.
02:51:39.280 --> 02:51:40.639
Got to like that bean.
02:51:40.719 --> 02:51:41.200
Yeah.
02:51:42.319 --> 02:51:44.399
Every time you walk by, you just look at it a little bit.
02:51:44.639 --> 02:51:45.200
Just look at it.
02:51:45.360 --> 02:51:45.600
Right?
02:51:46.879 --> 02:51:48.239
That's how I got so good at it.
02:51:48.639 --> 02:51:49.520
Alright, I think we're done.
02:51:50.319 --> 02:51:51.600
I need appies and nappies.
02:51:51.840 --> 02:51:52.319
Alright.
02:51:52.719 --> 02:51:53.200
Peace.
02:51:53.520 --> 02:51:54.000
Bye-bye.
02:51:54.239 --> 02:51:54.879
Laters.