Episode 24: Twins

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In the quiet halls of a top secret genetics laboratory, great men once asked a very important scientific question.
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What if we combine the DNA of six brilliant, accomplished fathers to create the perfect human being?
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What if that child possessed unmatched intelligence, peak physical condition, moral purity, and the emotional maturity of a golden doodle who just discovered hugs?
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And what if, as a side effect, we also got Danny DeVito.
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This is Twins, the film that dare to wonder, can Conan the Barbarian be funny?
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It's a story about nature versus nurture, about street smarts versus book smarts.
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It's a tale of family, identity, and one ethically questionable milkshake.
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We'll get into it on this episode of the Regular Guy Movie Show.
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Lights go down! Let's display! Regular guy's got something to say! The Regular Guy Movie Show talking.
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Welcome back to the Regular Guy Movie Show, where three grown-ass men revisit the movies that shaped our youth, distorted our expectations of adulthood, and occasionally convince us that long-lost siblings might just show up someday, who happen to be built like a refrigerator.
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I'm Seth, and representing the full range of human genetics, the who is on which end is yet to be determined, are my two co-hosts, Justin and Brian.
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Gentlemen, are you ready to combine our genetic material, throw it into the oven, and see what pops out?
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You guys got all the good genes.
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What did I get?
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And I just want to say, tonight is your night, bro.
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Tonight is your night, bro.
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Well, before we start tracking down our six biological fathers, let's take a moment and talk about what we're drinking tonight.
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Justin! We're starting things off with your beer for the podcast.
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You tell us all about it.
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Yeah, we sure did.
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Uh, this is this is my beer.
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This is the silver bullet.
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Corse light.
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Drinking on a budget tonight?
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And I picked this one because Vincent was drinking Corse Light during the microwave eggplant parmesan scene, and I thought it was it was suiting.
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The nuke food.
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Yeah, the nuke food.
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I mean, I'm a big fan of pairing my food with my beer, and if I'm talking about pairing nuked eggplant parmesan, the silver bullet's a pretty damn good pairing.
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I mean, if you're nuking your eggplant parmesan, then yes, this fits very nicely.
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You know, I I have to say, it has been a minute since I've had a cold, hurt your hand, cold course light.
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Uh-huh.
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Probably since the camping trip.
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Yeah.
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It has its place.
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It does.
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Yeah.
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I mean, it's coors light.
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It's fun.
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It's a good beer.
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It is.
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It goes down, it's cold, it's refreshing.
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I don't expect to win tonight's beer challenge.
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Yeah, but it's a fun beer to drink.
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It's a it's it's a safe beer.
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It's not a big beer.
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It's a safe beer.
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And you know, we've always, as long as we've been talking about craft beer over the years, we've never really been beer snobs.
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No, heck no.
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I remember there was one night when we were brewing beer.
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I don't even remember what it was we were brewing, but but we we were big on the Twitter sphere back then, and we'd share photos of our brewing process.
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And there was one night while we were brewing, we were enjoying some Coors Light, and we got so much shit.
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Oh, yeah, we got people who saw our photos.
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We got smoked because we had Coors Light in the pictures, and we were craft beer brewers.
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And people were dare you! Just so offended by it.
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You know, you know why we do that?
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Because we are regular guys.
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We are regular guys.
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We're not beer snobs.
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We're not above a coor's light.
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Oh, hell no.
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It's part of our fabric.
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I mean, it's great in the summertime.
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Oh, when we go disc golfing and we take a cool for that.
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It's it's great for camping.
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It's great to you can put a bottle of it in a bonfire and explode it and not feel bad that it does have wasted like four years, you know.
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Like I said, there is a place for a cold course light.
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Right.
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I'm not I'm not upset at all with your choice.
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I'm not complaining one bit.
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And I gotta say, it's going down awfully quick.
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Oh, yeah, that's why I brought the whole six pack in.
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Nice.
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Well, guys, we're talking about the movie Twins.
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Yep.
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What uh when did you watch Twins for the first time?
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Brian, I'm gonna let you go first.
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All right.
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I I know exactly when I watched Twins for the first time.
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Do tell.
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Uh in the movie theater.
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Oh yeah.
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Oh yeah.
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Yeah.
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I was um my my father, our family were stationed overseas, and uh, we had one TV channel to watch, you know, on the Armed Forces Network.
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So there was not a whole lot to do in the evenings.
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So we had a um a movie theater on base, and we went a lot.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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And uh when twins came out, you know, everybody wanted to see an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie.
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So yeah, so I saw this with the family in the movie theater.
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We did not see in the movie theater, but did see it on VHS not long after it came out on a rental because my parents were not Arnold Schwarzenegger fans at all, but they were Danny DeVito fans.
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Oh they were big fans of Taxi, and uh so yeah, so they rented it.
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Uh and that though, I think is the only time prior to this week I have watched this movie.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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I somehow and I'm sure it's been on cable and different things.
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I have glossed over it though for decades since that first viewing.
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You know, I I hadn't watched it in a long, long, long, long time either.
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Uh that's why I kind of picked it because I wanted to go through the the nostalgia factor and see if it held up, you know, from what I remembered.
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All right.
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Yeah.
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So I feel like we're kind of back at our roots of this show.
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Oh, yeah?
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Because I watched this movie for the first time yesterday.
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Fresh eyeballs.
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Now, I thought that I knew a bit about the movie, but quickly found out that I didn't because I still hung on to the fact how the hell could these guys be twins?
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Come on, give me a break.
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You know what I mean?
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That's like that's whenever I heard about this movie, I'm like, yeah, they're not twins.
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Come on.
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Like, this is gotta like I don't know what's going on, but it's gotta be something.
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Right?
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But yeah.
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Yeah.
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Watched it yesterday.
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Spoiler alert, they're actually twins.
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They are.
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Yeah, it's crazy.
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Not identical twins.
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No.
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What?
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All right.
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Well, for uh anyone who hasn't seen this movie before, it's time for story time with Brian.
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Brian, tell us a story.
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You got it.
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You got it, creepy kids.
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Alright, Twins came out in 1988.
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Rated PG.
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Twins tells the story of Julius, a man raised in isolation, who's lived his whole life believing he was alone.
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But one day, he discovers that he has a brother named Vincent, a scrappy hustler who has navigated life on the streets with wit, charm, and a healthy dose of trouble.
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Thrown together by chance and curiosity, these two unlikely siblings set out to find their mother and uncover the truth about their origins.
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Along the way, their differences lead to chaos, comedy, and unforgettable misadventures.
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Yet, beneath the laughs, a touching story emerges.
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Two men, so different yet so connected, learning that family isn't about being the same, it's about showing up for each other in all your imperfect glory.
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That's so sweet.
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Sleep tight.
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Thanks, Uncle Brian.
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And how did this movie do in the box office?
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Alright, so the budget was around$18 million.
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Uh, the domestic gross in the US was about$112 million, and worldwide it grossed around$216 million.
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Holy cow.
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So that's a huge return on investment for the time.
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More than 10 times its budget worldwide.
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That's crazy.
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Fun fact about that$18 million that it took to make it.
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Uh-huh.
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Do you know where a lot of that money wasn't spent?
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I do.
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Oh, you don't know.
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This is great.
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So the studio wasn't sure the audiences would buy Arnold Schwarzenegger in a comedy.
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So instead of big salaries, Arnold, Danny DeVito, and the director took no money up front.
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No way.
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Gotten paid entirely on the percentage of profits.
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That is crazy.
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What an amazing deal for them.
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Okay.
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And Arnold Schwarzenegger will tell you.
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This is his highest grossing movie.
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He was paid more for this movie than any other movie he's ever done.
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He reportedly made over 40 million dollars from this movie alone.
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Oh my God.
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In 1988.
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That is amazing.
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It is amazing.
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That's a smart way to go.
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I tell you, that's that's betting on yourself.
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Right.
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And winning huge time.
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Because Twins was the fifth highest grossing movie worldwide of 1988.
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Any guesses?
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What else was on the list?
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Well, in 1988 I was six.
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Okay, so what movies came out when you were six?
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I have no idea.
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Rad was not one.
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Rad is not in the top ten.
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But I was still watching it.
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Let me take a couple stabs.
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Okay.
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Paris Bueler's Day Off?
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No, I don't think that was 88.
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Okay.
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Um, I'm trying to think what else came out then.
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Ghostbusters?
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No, not unlisted.
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I don't even know if that was 88.
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I give.
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I don't know.
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Terrible.
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Rain Man was number one at 354 million.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Who framed Roger Rabbit brought in 330 million.
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Wow.
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Coming to America, 289 million.
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That's a good movie.
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Thy Royal Penis is clean, sire.
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And in fourth.
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Crocodile Dundee 2.
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Oh, that's a new one.
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$239 million.
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The sequel made$239.
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Holy cow.
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Now here's something else that's just fun from that year.
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There was another movie, much beloved, that came out that same year that didn't even come close.
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Oh yeah?
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Some might call it the greatest Christmas movie ever made.
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Oh, is it a Christmas story?
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Is it diehard?
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It's diehard.
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Only made$141 million.
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Wow.
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Not bad for a Christmas movie.
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I'll tie on that hill.
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Right.
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So but as far as Arnold Schwarzenegger's top grossing movies, now, while this may have made him the most money, it wasn't the highest grossing.
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It was actually the seventh highest grossing movie.
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Can you think of any that did better?
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Terminator.
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One and two.
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Two, yes.
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Not one.
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Not one?
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Okay.
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Total recall.
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Total recall is fifth.
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261 million.
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Predator.
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Predator is not in the top.
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Not a bit better than Twins.
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Kindergarten cop.
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Kindergarten cop was just below it at eighth.
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202 million.
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Oh wow.
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Kindergarten cop.
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Let's see.
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What else?
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Wouldn't be Commando.
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Commando, no.
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I will say that another one of his comedic roles ranked higher.
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Junior?
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Not junior.
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Kindergarten cop.
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I said that.
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You did.
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I contributed and you stole.
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It was with one of our previous previous uh stars we've talked about.
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One of just its good friends, JLC.
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Oh yeah.
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Oh, true lies.
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True live.
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Yeah, that's a good one.
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$378 million.
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That's the third highest.
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The other one's on the list.
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Second place was Terminator 3, Rise of the Machines at$433 million.
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Jeez.
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The Expendables was at fourth.
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I'm sorry.
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The Expendables 2 was at fourth with$315 million.
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Total recall of fifth with$261.
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And Batman and Robin was at sixth place with$238 million worldwide gross.
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I didn't even know he was in Batman and Robin.
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Yeah, he was Mr.
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Freeze.
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Mr.
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Freeze.
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Oh.
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I like that right at Six Flags.
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And so what was his number one?
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What was his highest?
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Terminator 2 Judgment Day.
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T2.
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$520 million.
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Wow.
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Damn good movie, too, though.
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Yeah, it was a good movie.
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I thought that kid was a punk.
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Eddie Furlong.
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Yeah.
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Punk is a little media.
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Danny DeVito.
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Uh, this movie ranked a little higher on his list at third overall.
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Uh so any other guesses, what what else may have been some of his top grossing movies?
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Romancing the Stone.
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That's his fifth highest at 86 million.
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Uh Batman.
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Batman Returns was his number one.
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I think we talked about 266 million last time.
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And it was like it's not really because of him.
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Well, he he was in it.
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He was a pretty prominent role in that.
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But it's the ping one.
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I know.
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It's Batman.
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Uh, and number two was uh Space Jam at 230 million.
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Ah yeah.
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Space Jam.
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Space Jam.
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Hmm.
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Space Jam.
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So while we're uh having some fun with Numbies, Justin, how did people receive this movie?
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Not well.
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So Rotten Tomatoes has a score of 43% based on 44 reviews from critics, and a very similar popcorn meter of 40% based on over a hundred thousand viewer ratings.
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So it's a rotten movie.
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Yeah.
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You know what?
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That's that's interesting.
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Uh especially the critics not liking it with it being Arnold's first, uh, I'm gonna say successful comedic role.
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It was really his first foray into comedy.
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So I did take one of the quotes from it, and I think this'll a little bit of for like a little explain.
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Yeah, what am I trying to say there?
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Yeah.
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Uh kind of give you some insight.
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So uh it said though it offers a few modest pleasures for undemanding viewers, Twins leans too heavily on the wackiness of its premise to overcome its narrative shortcomings.
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Uh and I think that if you're watching this critically, yeah, it's not gonna rate very high.
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If you're watching it for the pure entertainment of it, it's probably gonna be higher.
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I mean, to be completely honest, I I think that 90% of the plot you get just from the cover art.
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Right.
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Yeah, I'd agree with that.
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If I say that though, if you're watching it just purely for enjoyment, the popcorn meter is kind of weird too, because it's at 40%.
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Yeah.
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So you would think just viewers, yeah, casual viewers are gonna watch it for entertainment and not sit there and you know critically watch it.
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Well, I would think I would think that viewers would watch it to be entertained by Arnold being funny.
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Mm-hmm.
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Yeah, I was pretty impressed by it.
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Yeah.
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I thought I thought the comedic timing and all that was good, and we'll get into that a little bit further.
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But yeah, I thought it would have done better with the audience because it was outside of his box and it was his first time doing that.
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I agreed, yeah.
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I mean, the only thing I could I could say is that ultimately the the concept is is decent, but the plot is is thin.
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Oh, very yeah.
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But but what's there?
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I I don't that the the numbers we're hearing honestly surprise me.
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I would would have thought it would have been higher.
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Weird.
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It is weird.
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We need a new poll.
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You want to put your poll out there?
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No.
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Well, so too much work.
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The director of this movie was Ivan Reitman.
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All right.
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Uh, and by the 70s and 80s, he had already become a pretty reliable director of comedies.
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And some of the movies he he worked on, either as a producer or director prior to Twins Animal House, Stripes, Ghostbusters, and Legal Eagles.
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Okay, so he made some good stuff.
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Yeah, and it it he had really established himself with you know high concept comedies, uh pairing of different kinds of personalities, and mixing comedy with light action or adventure.
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Okay.
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And, you know, uh certainly the success of this movie helped him uh further his career because it definitely uh cemented a creative partnership with Arnold Schwarzenegger as they would work together again on kindergarten cop as well as junior.
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Uh because you know, hey, Arnold Schwarzenegger pregnant.
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Who wouldn't want to see that?
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I never saw Junior at any of that.
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I think I saw it one time.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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But as far as his career, he continued on with with more successful works through the 90s and 2000s, with movies including Dave, uh, as well as Six Days, Seven Nights.
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Uh, but he passed away in 2022.
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He did.
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Yeah.
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The movie was written by William Davies, uh, screenwriter and producer, has worked on both film and television projects.
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Uh, a lot of work with big studio comedies, animated films, as well as television writing.
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Davies wrote the screenplay for twins based on the story concept developed by Reitman.
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Reitman basically said, It would be really funny if we had twins and one was really tall and one was really small.
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And then that was that was it.
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They accepted it because he already had a successful career going, and and like a studio's like, yeah, sounds great, go for it.
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And they handed off this guy and he he then cranked out the script.
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Um, and really leaning on the contrast between our two lead characters, the fish out of water, uh, as well as the you know emotional themes of of family reconciliation.
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Other things he's worked on, other well pro known projects, stop or my mom will shoot, Johnny English, and How to Train Your Dragon.
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Ah, that's a good movie.
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Oh, that's one of my daughter's favorites.
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That's a really good one.
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Have you seen the live action one?
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Yeah.
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Oh.
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Yeah.
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Super good.
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Is it good?
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, it's great.
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Really good.
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We went and saw that in theaters.
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Uh, me, the wife, and and our her son.
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Yeah, it was great.
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And how well was it casted?
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Oh that looked just like the dude from the animated one.
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Talked like him, acting like it, yeah.
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Yeah, it was great.
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It was crazy.
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It's a good one.
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It's amazing what they can do.
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It is amazing.
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Well, who's uh in front of the camera?
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Oh, I have a handful here.
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Uh first up is Julius Benedict, played by Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Take out the papers and the trash.
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Oh, you don't get no spending cash.
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You don't scrap that kitchen floor.
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You ain't gonna rock and roar no more.
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Yuckity yuck.
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Don't talk back.
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Oh my gosh, he was not a good singer, but that is so fun.
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Julius is a genetically engineered superhuman raised on a remote island who believes in logic, manners, and the inherent goodness of humanity, which makes him wildly unprepared for meeting his long-lost twin brother and society in general.
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You know, Julius really acts as the moral center of the movie.
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He does.
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Uh, and his journey is really about discovering everything family, the real world, uh, that perfection doesn't necessarily come from genetics.
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Life, life outside of books, hot dogs, pizza, you know.
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He's just a big old sweetie.
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Heroes, beer, yeah.
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All the things.
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Women beah.
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Yeah.
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He I I mean you see him as this giant action star guy, right?
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And play in this role, I thought like even though the accent is so thick, and he's not that great of an actor, he did such a good job with this role itself.
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This is kind of one of the reasons I I wish we couldn't know when reviews were made.
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Okay, because I I can imagine if I was in the 1980s and I was so hardwired into Arnold as the action star.
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Yeah.
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And suddenly this movie came out that was him as a comedic actor.
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I could understand how I might not know how to take it.
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Yeah.
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But I think we've had enough Arnold comedy.
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Oh, yeah.
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At this point, anyone reviewing this movie now, I I would think would be at a different lens.
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Yeah, it shouldn't be shocking.
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You know, you bring up a good point, because I don't think Rotten Tomatoes was a thing in 1988.
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No, definitely not.
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So it was obviously rated much, much later.
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Um, and I think maybe it got a little slighted because it's an older film.
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Yeah.
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You know, the cinematography, the special effects, all that stuff isn't real great.
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Yeah, the storyline is thin.
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Um, but yeah, it was not rated at the time because 80s audiences loved it.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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I mean, obviously.
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Right.
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They spent their money on it.
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They sure did.
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Yeah.
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This is our first time doing an Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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It is.
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Arnie.
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Welcome to the to the show.
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Welcome to the show.
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Other things you might know him from.
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Uh some of them we've already talked about or mentioned anyway.
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Conan the Barbarian.
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The Terminator, Predator, and Commando.
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And while this was his first foray into comedy, other comedic films would follow, including Kindergarten Cop, True Lies, and Jingle All the Way.
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Jingle All the Way.
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What was the name of the doll that we're doing before in Jingle All the Way?
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Oh.
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Was it like RoboMan or something?
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Robo?
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Oh, I don't remember.
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Turbo Man.
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TurboBomb.
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Yeah, it was Turbo Man.
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I don't think I've ever seen that, to be honest.
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It's pretty fun.
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It's got uh what's Sinbad?
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Yeah, Sinbad's in it.
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Ah, Sinbad?
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Yeah.
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Oh, if he's in it, I'm watching it.
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But you know, overall, I think for his first foray into comedy, he did a really good job.
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Yeah.
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I agree.
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He had a lot of help.
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Yeah.
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Because being on screen and sharing scenes with a comedic classic actor like the next gentleman we'll talk about, Danny DeVito, I think that helped him along greatly.
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But that also could have made the contrast even starker.
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Like it really could have made having one person being really funny and the other one maybe not being that good at it.
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It would have stood out like a sore thumb.
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It could have.
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But the interplay was great.
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Solid.
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And a lot of the interplay between the two was not scripted.
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It was outlined, but the specifics were not scripted.
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There was a lot of banter and play between the two.
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In fact, there are times where I saw one or the other almost break character and start laughing in the movie.
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And so there were there was a lot of that.
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And I give a lot of that credit to Danny DeVito for accepting and knowing his role and kind of bringing along Arnold as a comedian.
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You know, I I tend to believe that Arnold Schwarzenegger is not naive and childlike.
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Right.
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So whenever he plays this role where he is, he did a good job of it.
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Like it was a decent acting job.
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You know, I I read I read his biography.
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And uh when he first came to the United States, there's a lot of parallels here.
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Yeah.
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Um you know, he lifted weights, he was a bodybuilder over in Europe, but he'd never been to a real true bodybuilding gym until he came to the United States.
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And so there was equipment, there was stuff that he'd never seen before.
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Yeah.
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Um and he got into the United States and the first holiday was Thanksgiving.
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Okay.
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He had no idea what Thanksgiving was.
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And and some guy who he worked out with at the gym invited him over for Thanksgiving.
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And he was amazed.
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Could you imagine?
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Right.
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Never seeing an American Thanksgiving and then going to an American Thanksgiving.
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And so all these people in the gym that he worked out with just like any normal Thursday.
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They they liked him so much.
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He was such a genuine good dude who didn't know anything.
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Yeah.
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Uh, that they they would bring him stuff.
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And he said his favorite gift that he ever got was somebody brought him a radio alarm clock.
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And I can only imagine the alarm going off to take out the papers and the trash.
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Yuck the yuck.
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All right, who else we got?
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All right.
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Next up I have Vincent Benedict, played by Danny DeVito.
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Okay, I'll be anything you want.
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Your aunt, your uncle, your sister, your cousin, your brother-in-law, anything, all right?
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Vincent is a fast talking small-time hustler who owes money to half the criminals on the West Coast and suddenly learns his long-lost twin is a 6'2 Austrian super genius who thinks everything can be solved with kindness.
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Vincent is the complete opposite of Julius in so many ways.
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Big time.
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Yeah.
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Polar opposites.
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You know, even how they're brought up.
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Yeah.
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Really, every possible way, both the nature and the nurture are so different.
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And that relationship, honestly, what I find to be the most entertaining, or one of the more entertaining parts of the movie, is how quickly it actually forms.
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You know, the the you see Vincent start off very jaded, very rigid, very guarded.
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But he lowers his barrier and lets Julius in pretty quickly.
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Do you think that was genuine though?
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Because I think in the beginning he was just like, oh, I'm gonna take him for everything.
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Oh, definitely.
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I'm gonna I'm gonna this guy is a dope and I'm gonna use him.
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But I think when we get to to it, uh we'll talk about it.
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When we get to the Parmesan scene, yeah, I think we already start to see the softening.
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Okay.
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Alright.
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We see a couple things then, and like you said, we'll get to it.
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We see the softening, we see them acting similar.
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Uh-huh.
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And uh you know, I think that switch happened when I think Vincent let Julius into his life after he beat the crap out of that guy.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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He's like, oh man, okay, he's got my back.
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Yeah, he does.
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Yeah.
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Anyways.
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The relationship between the two is is the emotional core of the movie.
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And Vincent, despite his smaller stature, more than holds his weight in that relationship.
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Oh yeah, yeah.
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He's he's pretty much the lead for much of the movie in that relationship.
00:27:27.599 --> 00:27:30.000
And Danny DeVito is just fantastic.
00:27:30.240 --> 00:27:30.400
Yeah.
00:27:30.640 --> 00:27:32.559
Like always in everything.
00:27:32.880 --> 00:27:35.519
You know, he's just a ton of fun.
00:27:36.160 --> 00:27:39.839
And I think it speaks volumes though to his professionalism.
00:27:40.480 --> 00:27:53.039
The fact that we do have a what was essentially is a novice to comedy, yeah, working side by side with a legend in comedy, and it never feels like there's a disparity.
00:27:53.200 --> 00:27:53.759
Right.
00:27:54.240 --> 00:27:54.559
Yeah.
00:27:54.799 --> 00:27:55.039
Yeah.
00:27:55.119 --> 00:27:56.799
I I give Danny a lot of credit for that.
00:27:57.200 --> 00:28:00.079
They're probably just a couple of good dudes just hanging out and having fun.
00:28:00.240 --> 00:28:01.920
Man, wouldn't they be fun to just have a beer with?
00:28:02.079 --> 00:28:02.480
They would be.
00:28:02.559 --> 00:28:02.640
Yeah.
00:28:02.799 --> 00:28:03.519
I would like to have a beer with that.
00:28:03.599 --> 00:28:04.640
You know, we should get him on the show.
00:28:04.720 --> 00:28:05.039
We should.
00:28:05.119 --> 00:28:05.839
You know, I'll make oh.
00:28:06.079 --> 00:28:06.799
It'd be a good time.
00:28:07.039 --> 00:28:07.440
It would be.
00:28:07.759 --> 00:28:12.240
So and this is our second time talking about Danny DeVito.
00:28:12.319 --> 00:28:12.559
It is.
00:28:12.640 --> 00:28:12.880
Yeah.
00:28:13.119 --> 00:28:18.480
He was also in Romancing the Stone, um, as well as you know, Throw Mama from the Train.
00:28:18.559 --> 00:28:25.839
Uh, he would go on to be in movies like The War of the Roses, Batman Returns, Get Shorty, and uh Death of Smoochie.
00:28:26.319 --> 00:28:29.039
Was he Shorty in Get Shorty?
00:28:29.839 --> 00:28:31.839
Well, I think you're just making height jokes.
00:28:32.000 --> 00:28:32.559
I am.
00:28:32.880 --> 00:28:34.000
But may have been.
00:28:34.240 --> 00:28:35.039
I actually don't know.
00:28:35.359 --> 00:28:37.920
I also uh it's always sunny in Philadelphia.
00:28:38.160 --> 00:28:39.359
Uh love him in that.
00:28:39.519 --> 00:28:39.839
Yeah.
00:28:40.079 --> 00:28:42.319
My favorite my favorite DeVito.
00:28:42.720 --> 00:28:43.119
Yeah?
00:28:43.279 --> 00:28:43.680
Yep.
00:28:43.920 --> 00:28:45.039
Oh, he's so good in that.
00:28:45.200 --> 00:28:50.160
And he was in uh one flew over the cuckoo's nest, I think.
00:28:50.480 --> 00:28:52.079
That was a long time ago.
00:28:52.559 --> 00:28:53.839
1975?
00:28:55.440 --> 00:28:55.839
Dang.
00:28:56.000 --> 00:28:57.759
I'm gonna fact check that, maybe.
00:28:58.319 --> 00:29:00.319
Maybe, maybe not, I don't know.
00:29:00.559 --> 00:29:02.319
Uh, but yeah, done some stuff.
00:29:02.559 --> 00:29:03.440
Heck yeah, he did it.
00:29:03.599 --> 00:29:03.759
Yeah.
00:29:04.000 --> 00:29:04.960
Who else we got?
00:29:05.200 --> 00:29:08.799
Alright, I got Linda Mason, played by Chloe Webb.
00:29:09.200 --> 00:29:11.599
Your judgment is at its peak today.
00:29:11.839 --> 00:29:15.039
Use it wisely, and romance will follow.
00:29:15.200 --> 00:29:16.160
Ooh, good one.
00:29:16.319 --> 00:29:17.359
Yeah, I hope so.
00:29:17.599 --> 00:29:18.880
Ooh, good one.
00:29:19.119 --> 00:29:34.240
Linda is Vincent's long-suffering girlfriend who's seen every one of his bad ideas play out in real time and is understandably skeptical when his newest plan involves teaming up with a gigantic, overly polite stranger claiming to be his twin.
00:29:36.240 --> 00:29:43.200
I think Linda was probably on the weaker side of characters for this movie.
00:29:43.519 --> 00:29:44.400
She is, I think you're right.
00:29:44.640 --> 00:29:49.599
It was I don't it was one of those where I don't know if it was poorly written or if it was poorly acted.
00:29:50.079 --> 00:29:51.759
And I think that's a fair criticism.
00:29:52.079 --> 00:29:54.559
But I think she was a bad choice for this character.
00:29:54.799 --> 00:29:55.119
Yeah.
00:29:55.440 --> 00:29:57.119
Sorry, Chloe Webb.
00:29:58.400 --> 00:30:02.960
You know, she I think she's meant to provide some chaotic comic energy.
00:30:03.440 --> 00:30:08.799
And in many ways, she does parallel Vincent's chaos.
00:30:10.480 --> 00:30:16.480
But I I don't really I mean I don't feel the chemistry between them.
00:30:17.440 --> 00:30:18.400
She was a wet rag.
00:30:18.720 --> 00:30:19.039
Yeah.
00:30:19.279 --> 00:30:20.079
She was.
00:30:20.480 --> 00:30:23.440
And and and a bit too much of a pushover.
00:30:23.599 --> 00:30:23.920
Yeah.
00:30:24.079 --> 00:30:29.359
But I think also that some of that pushoverness is essential to move the plot forward.
00:30:29.599 --> 00:30:30.240
Yeah.
00:30:30.480 --> 00:30:35.440
Well, she was one of the first people that we see Danny DeVito swindling and conning.
00:30:35.680 --> 00:30:35.920
Yeah.
00:30:36.000 --> 00:30:36.319
Yeah.
00:30:36.480 --> 00:30:37.359
Don't give him any money.
00:30:37.519 --> 00:30:38.160
I gave him money.
00:30:38.400 --> 00:30:39.359
Don't give me any eye.
00:30:39.839 --> 00:30:41.119
Oh, not those eyes.
00:30:41.200 --> 00:30:43.279
Don't give me those sad eyes.
00:30:45.039 --> 00:30:46.079
Yeah, I don't know.
00:30:46.240 --> 00:30:48.480
She was like, she was mostly flat.
00:30:48.640 --> 00:30:58.000
Like, I don't know if they were trying to make like that voice was what they were hoping for, but it was just bland and kind of emotionless.
00:30:58.240 --> 00:31:01.519
And I just I wasn't really drawn by her.
00:31:01.680 --> 00:31:02.160
Yeah.
00:31:02.240 --> 00:31:04.160
I didn't I didn't love that character in this movie.
00:31:04.559 --> 00:31:04.720
Yeah.
00:31:04.880 --> 00:31:05.680
Not one bad.
00:31:05.920 --> 00:31:17.839
I I understand why she may have been cast in this movie because just prior to Twins, she she got a lot of attention for her portrayal of Nancy Spongeon opposite Gary Oldman in the movie Sid and Nancy.
00:31:18.160 --> 00:31:18.480
Okay.
00:31:18.640 --> 00:31:22.079
So she was on the rise, but then she kind of fell off.
00:31:22.319 --> 00:31:22.640
Yeah.
00:31:23.039 --> 00:31:25.440
Um, and this could have been a reason why.
00:31:25.599 --> 00:31:26.000
Maybe.
00:31:26.160 --> 00:31:43.519
Uh, because she's been she's done a variety of things since uh she was in the movie Practical Magic and many episodes of TV shows, including Judging Amy, House, Two and a Half Men, and the show is shameless, but but nothing as big as this.
00:31:43.680 --> 00:31:46.960
I heard she also makes most of her money on OnlyFans.
00:31:48.480 --> 00:31:49.119
That's true.
00:31:49.359 --> 00:31:49.680
No.
00:31:52.400 --> 00:31:55.519
I just wanted you to fact check it and go on OnlyFans.
00:31:56.720 --> 00:31:58.799
How do you know I'm not already there?
00:31:59.279 --> 00:32:00.400
All right, who else we got?
00:32:00.480 --> 00:32:01.920
I'm selling my feet videos.
00:32:02.960 --> 00:32:04.480
He gives me so much money.
00:32:06.880 --> 00:32:11.680
All right, last on my list is Marnie Mason, played by Kelly Preston.
00:32:11.920 --> 00:32:12.799
Oh no.
00:32:13.039 --> 00:32:15.039
This bed is lumpy.
00:32:16.880 --> 00:32:17.839
Oh no.
00:32:18.319 --> 00:32:29.200
Marnie is Linda's eccentric sister who spends most of the movie trying to figure out why this enormous, perfectly polite man is staring at her like she's the most fascinating person he's ever met.
00:32:31.039 --> 00:32:36.319
At the time, Kelly Preston may have been the hottest person on film.
00:32:36.720 --> 00:32:37.119
Yeah.
00:32:37.359 --> 00:32:40.240
I I didn't remember her being in this movie.
00:32:40.319 --> 00:32:45.359
And definitely when I saw this movie when I was a kid, I wouldn't have even known who Kelly Preston was.
00:32:45.519 --> 00:32:45.759
Right.
00:32:46.000 --> 00:32:55.599
So it was a very pleasant surprise that I enjoyed very much as an adult saying, ooh, there's a young, hot Kelly Preston.
00:32:56.000 --> 00:32:56.319
Okay.
00:32:56.720 --> 00:33:01.680
Well, I you guys know that I am not pop culture cultured.
00:33:02.160 --> 00:33:08.559
Um I was watching this movie with my wife, and she's like, oh, Kelly Preston.
00:33:09.440 --> 00:33:12.799
She was married to John Travolta.
00:33:12.880 --> 00:33:13.200
That's right.
00:33:13.519 --> 00:33:13.759
Yep.
00:33:14.079 --> 00:33:14.880
Until she passed away.
00:33:15.039 --> 00:33:16.400
And she died of breast cancer.
00:33:16.799 --> 00:33:18.319
So I knew none of those things.
00:33:18.720 --> 00:33:19.200
You know what?
00:33:19.279 --> 00:33:23.920
Actually, I did know Kelly Preston from one thing prior to watching this movie.
00:33:24.240 --> 00:33:25.039
But when I was a kid.
00:33:25.359 --> 00:33:25.680
What's that?
00:33:26.079 --> 00:33:27.359
She was in space camp.
00:33:27.920 --> 00:33:29.279
Oh, yeah, space camp.
00:33:29.599 --> 00:33:30.160
I remember that movie.
00:33:30.480 --> 00:33:31.039
Space camp.
00:33:31.200 --> 00:33:31.359
Yeah.
00:33:31.440 --> 00:33:32.640
I don't know if I saw that one.
00:33:32.960 --> 00:33:33.599
Before your time.
00:33:33.680 --> 00:33:33.920
Yeah.
00:33:34.000 --> 00:33:34.160
Yeah.
00:33:34.319 --> 00:33:34.559
Okay.
00:33:34.720 --> 00:33:37.440
I wanted to go to space camp whenever I was in like elementary school.
00:33:37.599 --> 00:33:38.400
Oh, yeah.
00:33:38.880 --> 00:33:39.920
That was like my dream.
00:33:40.160 --> 00:33:47.359
So these kids go to space camp and they they win this award thing and they get to sit in the rocket during a test fire.
00:33:47.759 --> 00:33:52.880
And there's this like, you know, back in the day when every group of kids had a robot.
00:33:53.119 --> 00:33:53.279
Yeah.
00:33:53.599 --> 00:33:53.759
Yeah.
00:33:54.000 --> 00:33:54.799
So they had a robot.
00:33:55.119 --> 00:33:55.599
Robot buddy.
00:33:55.759 --> 00:33:55.920
Of course.
00:33:56.079 --> 00:33:59.359
They had a robot buddy that launched the spaceship with them in the spaceship.
00:33:59.519 --> 00:33:59.920
Oh man.
00:34:00.079 --> 00:34:00.240
Yeah.
00:34:00.319 --> 00:34:01.920
So damn it, robot buddy.
00:34:02.079 --> 00:34:02.160
Yeah.
00:34:02.400 --> 00:34:08.800
So they so they're on a real mission in the space shuttle because they had to light the other rocket to even it out.
00:34:09.119 --> 00:34:09.440
Oh.
00:34:09.760 --> 00:34:11.840
And so they go up to space with the kids in it.
00:34:12.079 --> 00:34:12.480
Wow.
00:34:12.719 --> 00:34:14.559
And they had to land it.
00:34:14.800 --> 00:34:16.079
Sounds amazing.
00:34:16.559 --> 00:34:17.280
When you're a kid.
00:34:17.599 --> 00:34:19.039
When you're a kid, it's a great movie.
00:34:19.360 --> 00:34:19.679
Yeah.
00:34:19.920 --> 00:34:21.119
I watched it.
00:34:21.360 --> 00:34:24.320
I caught it on something like five years ago.
00:34:24.559 --> 00:34:29.599
And I'm like, how did I ever even as a kid think this was good?
00:34:29.760 --> 00:34:30.000
Right.
00:34:30.159 --> 00:34:31.199
Or realistic.
00:34:31.360 --> 00:34:32.000
Or plausible.
00:34:32.320 --> 00:34:32.960
It's terrible.
00:34:33.119 --> 00:34:33.679
Yeah.
00:34:33.920 --> 00:34:36.239
Oh man, my real buddy.
00:34:36.639 --> 00:34:36.960
Yeah.
00:34:37.199 --> 00:34:38.400
Robot buddy.
00:34:38.719 --> 00:34:40.480
Ah, you rascal.
00:34:40.960 --> 00:34:43.360
Kelly Preston was pure eye candy.
00:34:43.519 --> 00:34:43.920
Yeah.
00:34:44.079 --> 00:34:47.440
Um in much of her roles throughout her career.
00:34:47.599 --> 00:34:48.320
She was.
00:34:49.119 --> 00:34:50.400
She was a smoke show.
00:34:50.480 --> 00:34:50.880
Mm-hmm.
00:34:51.039 --> 00:34:51.280
Yeah.
00:34:51.519 --> 00:34:53.360
Did she have a Hanes commercial?
00:34:53.760 --> 00:34:54.079
No.
00:34:54.320 --> 00:34:54.559
No.
00:34:54.719 --> 00:34:55.519
She didn't need one.
00:34:55.679 --> 00:34:55.920
Yeah.
00:34:56.079 --> 00:34:57.039
Pish posh.
00:34:57.280 --> 00:34:59.039
Uh other things you may have seen her in.
00:34:59.280 --> 00:35:01.119
And ruled a little bit as you watched.
00:35:01.440 --> 00:35:03.039
From Dust Till Dawn.
00:35:03.440 --> 00:35:04.800
Jerry Maguire.
00:35:05.119 --> 00:35:06.639
For love of the game.
00:35:06.960 --> 00:35:08.400
And Sky High.
00:35:08.639 --> 00:35:12.559
So Jerry Maguire, was she the one that said, show me the money?
00:35:12.800 --> 00:35:12.960
Yeah.
00:35:13.119 --> 00:35:13.519
That's the one.
00:35:13.760 --> 00:35:14.239
That was the one.
00:35:14.480 --> 00:35:16.559
Well, that's that movie, but that was Jerry.
00:35:16.800 --> 00:35:17.039
No.
00:35:17.360 --> 00:35:19.199
Jerry Maguire said that.
00:35:19.920 --> 00:35:24.639
But she played Jerry's love interest at the beginning of the movie.
00:35:24.800 --> 00:35:25.840
Is he pulling my leg?
00:35:26.000 --> 00:35:26.239
No.
00:35:26.400 --> 00:35:27.360
Oh, okay.
00:35:31.679 --> 00:35:33.760
I was thinking about Tom Cruise, not Kelly Preston.
00:35:33.920 --> 00:35:34.079
Yeah.
00:35:34.159 --> 00:35:34.320
Okay.
00:35:34.480 --> 00:35:34.559
Yeah.
00:35:34.800 --> 00:35:35.360
Slightly different.
00:35:35.920 --> 00:35:37.679
You could see how I would mess that up, though.
00:35:37.840 --> 00:35:39.280
Yeah, I think Kelly's taller.
00:35:41.679 --> 00:35:42.480
Sorry, Tom.
00:35:42.639 --> 00:35:43.280
Yeah.
00:35:45.760 --> 00:35:48.639
She's the one that doesn't have the alien inside of her head.
00:35:48.960 --> 00:35:49.920
That would be the one.
00:35:50.079 --> 00:35:50.400
Okay.
00:35:50.880 --> 00:35:52.960
But she doesn't do all those cool stunts either.
00:35:53.199 --> 00:35:53.599
Nah.
00:35:53.840 --> 00:35:58.400
Alright, well, now that we've talked about the characters that are in this movie, what do you guys say?
00:35:58.559 --> 00:35:59.679
We take a moment.
00:36:01.280 --> 00:36:02.400
Oh, beer talk.
00:36:02.639 --> 00:36:05.280
And we talk about beer number two.
00:36:06.480 --> 00:36:10.719
For a second beer of the podcast, we're drinking Good Behavior.
00:36:10.880 --> 00:36:14.559
It's a crushable IPA from Odell Brewing Company.
00:36:14.719 --> 00:36:17.360
Brian, this was your beer for the evening.
00:36:17.519 --> 00:36:18.880
Tell us all about it.
00:36:19.199 --> 00:36:19.519
Okay.
00:36:20.239 --> 00:36:23.519
Well, obviously, I chose it because of its name Good Behavior.
00:36:23.679 --> 00:36:28.079
Uh, Julius is always telling Vincent throughout the movie, you have to be good.
00:36:29.440 --> 00:36:32.239
And so I picked it based on the name.
00:36:32.400 --> 00:36:33.840
It's an IPA.
00:36:34.320 --> 00:36:39.440
I just took my first taste, and it reminds me of a hoppy seltzer.
00:36:39.760 --> 00:36:40.239
Mm-hmm.
00:36:40.480 --> 00:36:40.800
Yep.
00:36:40.960 --> 00:36:43.760
I was gonna say, is yours a little like overcarbed?
00:36:43.920 --> 00:36:44.880
Yeah, it's a little overcarb.
00:36:45.119 --> 00:36:50.159
I don't know if I'd say it's overcarb, but it's definitely higher on the carb than what I would normally like.
00:36:50.400 --> 00:36:52.079
It kind of burns my tongue a bit.
00:36:52.159 --> 00:36:53.920
It's a little sparkly in the tongue.
00:36:54.639 --> 00:36:58.559
And it's okay, so it's it's a crushable IPA.
00:36:58.639 --> 00:37:00.880
It's supposed to be like uber sessionable.
00:37:01.519 --> 00:37:04.960
Um 4% ADB.
00:37:05.280 --> 00:37:05.679
4%.
00:37:06.320 --> 00:37:09.039
And it 110 calories per can.
00:37:09.119 --> 00:37:10.400
It's damn near health food.
00:37:10.480 --> 00:37:11.840
You're you're drinking a carrot.
00:37:12.000 --> 00:37:12.559
Woo!
00:37:13.360 --> 00:37:15.360
It is exceptionally thin.
00:37:16.239 --> 00:37:16.880
It is.
00:37:17.519 --> 00:37:20.159
I I don't I get a little bit of the hop.
00:37:20.320 --> 00:37:22.320
I don't get a whole lot of beer.
00:37:22.800 --> 00:37:24.079
Yeah, not really.
00:37:24.239 --> 00:37:25.360
And the carb?
00:37:26.400 --> 00:37:27.840
Yeah, it's a little much.
00:37:28.000 --> 00:37:28.800
It is a little much.
00:37:28.960 --> 00:37:29.599
Yeah.
00:37:30.880 --> 00:37:31.920
It's not bad.
00:37:32.159 --> 00:37:34.079
Oh no, I suck again.
00:37:36.000 --> 00:37:38.639
You know, I will finish it.
00:37:38.880 --> 00:37:39.519
Yeah.
00:37:41.519 --> 00:37:42.880
But I'm not buying this again.
00:37:43.039 --> 00:37:43.920
I wouldn't buy it.
00:37:44.159 --> 00:37:45.599
No, I wouldn't.
00:37:45.840 --> 00:37:47.519
But it's not terrible.
00:37:48.000 --> 00:37:49.039
I I don't know.
00:37:49.119 --> 00:37:54.880
I mean, lawnmowing beer, it's more like lawnbow, lawnmowing seltzer.
00:37:55.119 --> 00:37:55.440
Yeah.
00:37:55.519 --> 00:37:55.760
Yeah.
00:37:56.639 --> 00:37:58.719
All good things in balance.
00:37:59.440 --> 00:38:06.880
We set out to create an IPA that's both sessionable and bursting with hop flavor.
00:38:07.599 --> 00:38:10.159
I don't get much bursting of anything except carb.
00:38:11.039 --> 00:38:12.880
It's bursting with carbonation.
00:38:13.039 --> 00:38:13.280
Yeah.
00:38:13.519 --> 00:38:30.400
Good behavior is built like an IPA with bright hop flavors of tropical fruit and juicy peach, yet balanced with a light body, slight haze, and crisp finish that's truly crushable.
00:38:31.760 --> 00:38:32.480
Or so they say.
00:38:42.400 --> 00:38:48.480
I have to say that the folks at Odell brewing have a great marketing team.
00:38:49.920 --> 00:38:54.079
You know, they I I've had other Odell beers, and there's some pretty good ones.
00:38:54.239 --> 00:38:55.519
Yeah, they're from uh Colorado.
00:38:55.679 --> 00:38:55.920
Yeah.
00:38:56.079 --> 00:38:56.239
Yeah.
00:38:56.400 --> 00:38:56.719
Yeah.
00:38:57.119 --> 00:38:58.079
Fort Collins.
00:38:58.320 --> 00:39:01.679
Yeah, this one, this one's not one of them, though.
00:39:01.920 --> 00:39:02.559
Not great.
00:39:02.719 --> 00:39:03.599
It's not the best.
00:39:03.840 --> 00:39:04.159
No.
00:39:04.320 --> 00:39:05.199
It's not terrible.
00:39:05.440 --> 00:39:07.280
It's I I'll drink it, I'll finish it.
00:39:07.440 --> 00:39:08.719
I've had worse.
00:39:09.119 --> 00:39:09.760
Yeah.
00:39:10.400 --> 00:39:12.320
I probably brought that too.
00:39:15.199 --> 00:39:16.880
But hey, the can looks cool.
00:39:17.039 --> 00:39:17.760
It does look cool.
00:39:17.840 --> 00:39:19.360
It's got a great name.
00:39:19.599 --> 00:39:20.800
It's got a halo.
00:39:20.960 --> 00:39:21.760
Yeah, it does.
00:39:22.000 --> 00:39:22.880
It's good behavior.
00:39:22.960 --> 00:39:24.480
It fit the theme very well.
00:39:24.719 --> 00:39:25.840
It fit the theme greatly.
00:39:26.079 --> 00:39:26.480
It did.
00:39:26.559 --> 00:39:30.559
If I crushed this though, I would be burping for days.
00:39:30.960 --> 00:39:31.599
Yeah.
00:39:31.920 --> 00:39:32.559
Yeah.
00:39:33.519 --> 00:39:35.199
I'll have this as a sipper.
00:39:35.360 --> 00:39:36.000
Yeah.
00:39:38.079 --> 00:39:40.800
I mean, not terrible, but we we've had better.
00:39:40.880 --> 00:39:41.039
Yep.
00:39:41.599 --> 00:39:41.920
We have.
00:39:42.159 --> 00:39:42.559
Alright.
00:39:42.800 --> 00:39:44.800
I'm just proud that I went with an IPA.
00:39:44.880 --> 00:39:45.039
Yeah.
00:39:45.440 --> 00:39:45.679
Yeah.
00:39:46.000 --> 00:39:46.159
Yeah.
00:39:46.320 --> 00:39:47.039
Give me some love.
00:39:47.199 --> 00:39:47.519
I will.
00:39:47.840 --> 00:39:48.719
Outside your box.
00:39:48.880 --> 00:39:49.360
A little outside.
00:39:49.440 --> 00:39:50.239
I'm not a hop head.
00:39:50.400 --> 00:39:51.599
You went outside the comfort zone.
00:39:51.679 --> 00:39:54.000
And are we are we converting you?
00:39:54.239 --> 00:39:54.800
Not really.
00:39:55.039 --> 00:39:55.440
Yeah.
00:39:55.760 --> 00:39:58.239
I mean, I drink them and I enjoy some of them.
00:39:58.480 --> 00:39:58.960
You know.
00:39:59.199 --> 00:40:00.400
Just not as much as others.
00:40:00.559 --> 00:40:00.880
Yeah.
00:40:01.039 --> 00:40:01.280
Yeah.
00:40:02.719 --> 00:40:04.159
Definitely not this one.
00:40:06.000 --> 00:40:06.400
Alright.
00:40:06.639 --> 00:40:10.800
What do you guys say we get into the nitty-gritty of this movie?
00:40:10.960 --> 00:40:11.760
Let's dive in.
00:40:11.920 --> 00:40:12.880
I say do it.
00:40:13.199 --> 00:40:27.840
So we learn through narration uh at the beginning of this movie that there was a secret genetics experiment attempting to create the perfect child using sperm from six different fathers.
00:40:28.159 --> 00:40:31.760
And the results of this experiment were twins.
00:40:32.000 --> 00:40:35.679
We have Julius Benedict and Vincent Benedict.
00:40:36.559 --> 00:40:38.639
And very different upbringings.
00:40:38.800 --> 00:40:43.920
Julius is raised on a remote South Pacific Island by scientist Professor Warner.
00:40:44.400 --> 00:40:47.760
He's educated to be the ideal human being.
00:40:47.920 --> 00:40:51.679
He learns 12 languages and excels academically.
00:40:52.079 --> 00:40:56.559
He becomes extremely strong, intelligent, and morally pure.
00:40:56.800 --> 00:41:01.679
And he only learns about his brother on his 35th birthday.
00:41:02.079 --> 00:41:07.440
And upon learning about his brother, Julius sets off on a mission to find him.
00:41:07.760 --> 00:41:09.039
So I have a question.
00:41:09.280 --> 00:41:10.159
He leaves the island.
00:41:10.320 --> 00:41:10.480
Yeah.
00:41:10.639 --> 00:41:11.119
He does.
00:41:11.360 --> 00:41:12.559
In a rubber dinghy.
00:41:12.800 --> 00:41:13.280
Uh-huh.
00:41:14.320 --> 00:41:17.039
You know my thing about movies and last names.
00:41:17.280 --> 00:41:17.760
Yeah.
00:41:18.079 --> 00:41:18.800
Benedict.
00:41:18.880 --> 00:41:19.280
Huh?
00:41:19.760 --> 00:41:24.800
Do you find any correlation in this movie as to why?
00:41:24.960 --> 00:41:27.760
Like, why did they choose Benedict for the last name?
00:41:28.000 --> 00:41:29.360
Is there anything you can think of?
00:41:29.679 --> 00:41:31.119
Ex Benedict?
00:41:33.280 --> 00:41:34.079
Benedict Arnold?
00:41:34.320 --> 00:41:34.960
Benedict Arnold.
00:41:35.039 --> 00:41:35.199
Yeah.
00:41:35.679 --> 00:41:38.000
But like do you have any anything into that?
00:41:38.559 --> 00:41:38.800
No.
00:41:38.960 --> 00:41:39.760
I mean, do you?
00:41:40.480 --> 00:41:40.880
No, I don't.
00:41:41.039 --> 00:41:41.199
Okay.
00:41:41.280 --> 00:41:41.920
I'm just curious.
00:41:42.079 --> 00:41:42.559
Just curious?
00:41:42.639 --> 00:41:42.880
Yeah.
00:41:43.119 --> 00:41:44.159
Conversation starter.
00:41:44.320 --> 00:41:50.239
Yeah, I think it's just probably throwing a dart at a you know at the at a piece of paper and saying, oh, there we go.
00:41:50.320 --> 00:41:51.039
That's a name.
00:41:51.280 --> 00:41:58.400
Could it be like you know, like you said before, maybe it's an homage to somebody, you know, like there was like something that we don't know a little behind the scenes.
00:41:58.800 --> 00:42:02.079
Film teacher, you know, the last name is a benedict or whatever.
00:42:03.119 --> 00:42:04.320
It sounds stately.
00:42:04.480 --> 00:42:04.960
Mm-hmm.
00:42:06.159 --> 00:42:06.719
I don't know.
00:42:07.360 --> 00:42:08.559
That's about all I can think of.
00:42:08.719 --> 00:42:11.199
Just it's an odd last name.
00:42:12.719 --> 00:42:13.519
That's about it.
00:42:13.679 --> 00:42:14.159
Yeah.
00:42:15.119 --> 00:42:16.079
Just curious.
00:42:16.320 --> 00:42:21.440
Uh Vincent, we learn, uh, was raised in a Los Angeles orphanage run by nuns.
00:42:21.599 --> 00:42:28.639
Uh, he's grown up to become a small town or small time criminal involved in shady deals and car theft.
00:42:28.800 --> 00:42:36.159
Uh, and he owns 20 or he owes$20,000 to the Klain brothers, who are dangerous loan sharks.
00:42:36.639 --> 00:42:42.639
Um where he and unfortunately, he eventually gets arrested over unpaid parking tickets.
00:42:42.800 --> 00:42:43.119
Yep.
00:42:43.440 --> 00:42:48.480
Okay, so when when Julius leaves the island in the dinghy, yeah.
00:42:48.960 --> 00:42:54.159
I loved the the the wide shot of him and the dinghy rowing.
00:42:54.320 --> 00:42:54.719
Uh-huh.
00:42:55.199 --> 00:43:00.000
And it looks like the dinghy is powered by a motor because he's rowing so hard.
00:43:01.440 --> 00:43:03.199
I I chuckled out loud at that.
00:43:03.440 --> 00:43:04.559
I thought that was hilarious.
00:43:04.719 --> 00:43:08.400
Just an example showing how exuberantly physically fit he was.
00:43:08.480 --> 00:43:12.800
And with it being Arnold Schwarzenegger and how he's built, and he is such a physical specimen.
00:43:12.880 --> 00:43:13.760
I just that tickled me.
00:43:13.840 --> 00:43:14.480
I thought that was funny.
00:43:14.639 --> 00:43:15.199
That was funny.
00:43:15.280 --> 00:43:15.920
Yeah.
00:43:16.480 --> 00:43:18.880
There is a hole here in the movie for me.
00:43:19.039 --> 00:43:24.320
Uh, because how does he why does he end go to this island?
00:43:24.800 --> 00:43:30.320
I know the professor takes him there for some reason, but feels like why?
00:43:30.480 --> 00:43:30.960
Why?
00:43:31.199 --> 00:43:34.239
Oh, because that's not that's not where he was born, right?
00:43:34.400 --> 00:43:34.559
No.
00:43:34.880 --> 00:43:35.039
Okay.
00:43:35.280 --> 00:43:39.039
Because there was like a secret like He was born in like what Santa Fe, New Mexico?
00:43:39.199 --> 00:43:39.920
Los Los Alamos.
00:43:40.159 --> 00:43:40.800
Los Alamos, right.
00:43:40.880 --> 00:43:41.599
Right, right.
00:43:41.840 --> 00:43:43.280
Yeah, why was he on an island?
00:43:43.519 --> 00:43:52.800
He was probably taken away, secluded, removed from everything, and and so there was like no influence or whatnot?
00:43:52.960 --> 00:43:53.199
Yeah.
00:43:53.519 --> 00:43:53.840
Okay.
00:43:54.639 --> 00:43:59.599
Yeah, but but basically he he's been raised on this island since the time he was a baby.
00:44:00.239 --> 00:44:10.400
By this weird ass scientist who fed him tons of books and taught him lots of knowledge, but he's had no interaction with with the world.
00:44:10.639 --> 00:44:10.880
Yeah.
00:44:11.039 --> 00:44:11.679
Yeah.
00:44:12.960 --> 00:44:13.599
Yeah.
00:44:14.239 --> 00:44:15.280
No practical experience.
00:44:15.599 --> 00:44:19.119
Okay, so you know, there's more than one plot hole already.
00:44:20.159 --> 00:44:25.280
Um the other one being, how is he the son of six different men?
00:44:26.159 --> 00:44:28.880
Um they don't get into the science of it.
00:44:29.199 --> 00:44:29.360
Okay.
00:44:30.079 --> 00:44:37.440
We do get a glimpse we do get a glimpse of this giant pumping machine that sure looks like something's being jerked off.
00:44:38.719 --> 00:44:39.280
Yeah.
00:44:39.599 --> 00:44:45.519
And apparently somehow that that results in some form of sperm cocktail.
00:44:46.400 --> 00:44:50.559
But it only takes one sperm cell.
00:44:50.800 --> 00:44:51.119
Right.
00:44:51.360 --> 00:44:54.719
Maybe they combined the cells into a supercell.
00:44:54.880 --> 00:44:55.760
I I don't know.
00:44:55.840 --> 00:44:57.360
I don't know the science behind what they did.
00:44:57.599 --> 00:45:05.440
See, I would think it would make more sense if they had like a cannon that fired sperm into each other to where they would become one sperm.
00:45:05.519 --> 00:45:06.400
Oh, like a super collider.
00:45:06.559 --> 00:45:13.440
Like exactly, like the Hadron Super Collider in CERN, but instead this is a this is just a pumping machine in Los Alamos.
00:45:13.840 --> 00:45:19.440
You think a place where they fucked around with nuclear bombs, they could come up with something fancier than it's just a giant jerk off machine.
00:45:20.239 --> 00:45:21.519
I need to go visit that.
00:45:24.079 --> 00:45:25.840
Uh can I get a towel, please?
00:45:26.159 --> 00:45:27.440
What's going on over there?
00:45:27.679 --> 00:45:29.199
Clean up aisle three.
00:45:29.440 --> 00:45:31.360
Do you need a volunteer?
00:45:33.599 --> 00:45:39.280
Uh anyway, uh Julius he he he makes his way to Los Angeles to find Vincent.
00:45:39.440 --> 00:45:46.000
And once he's there, he enjoys ice cream, hot dogs, pizza, a euro.
00:45:46.320 --> 00:45:46.559
Yeah.
00:45:46.639 --> 00:45:51.519
And but and is generally overwhelmed by everything he sees.
00:45:51.679 --> 00:45:53.280
Yeah, and I mean it's LA too.
00:45:53.599 --> 00:45:58.000
So it's not like he just like walked into like middle of nowhere, Kansas.
00:45:58.079 --> 00:45:58.960
You know, this is LA.
00:45:59.039 --> 00:46:01.599
I imagine that'd be pretty overwhelming for anybody.
00:46:03.039 --> 00:46:03.280
A lot.
00:46:06.000 --> 00:46:07.679
We haven't had tacos from a lot.
00:46:08.000 --> 00:46:09.199
We haven't had tacos.
00:46:10.000 --> 00:46:13.599
And then he finds himself in front of that uh adult shop.
00:46:15.760 --> 00:46:16.159
Yup.
00:46:16.719 --> 00:46:18.320
Do women really wear these?
00:46:18.559 --> 00:46:20.800
And the guy says, if you're lucky, they do.
00:46:21.119 --> 00:46:21.360
Right.
00:46:22.079 --> 00:46:33.039
And I love this scene because he he's standing talking to this guy who is like waves to his buddy who's on a motorcycle, who comes riding up to steal his suitcase out of his hand.
00:46:33.199 --> 00:46:43.920
And he this guy on the motorcycle grabs the suitcase, and instead of taking the suitcase, he comes flying off the motorcycle, lands flat on his back, and Julius is completely apologetic about it.
00:46:44.000 --> 00:46:45.119
Like, I'm so sorry.
00:46:45.280 --> 00:46:46.559
Yeah, he was upset about it.
00:46:46.639 --> 00:46:47.519
Yeah, he hurt the guy.
00:46:47.679 --> 00:46:48.480
I did nothing.
00:46:48.639 --> 00:46:50.639
I did not think was his enemy.
00:46:53.199 --> 00:46:55.840
Maybe you could consider wearing a helmet.
00:46:58.239 --> 00:47:04.000
Um, but anyway, Julius makes his way to the orphanage that that Vincent grew up in.
00:47:04.239 --> 00:47:10.960
Um, and while he's there, uh has some interaction with uh with I guess the head nun of the nunnery.
00:47:11.199 --> 00:47:12.800
Yeah, who who I recognized.
00:47:13.039 --> 00:47:13.920
Oh, yeah, and where from?
00:47:14.079 --> 00:47:14.800
I have no idea.
00:47:15.039 --> 00:47:16.000
Okay, good story.
00:47:19.119 --> 00:47:22.239
Odd contents of his files are missing.
00:47:23.599 --> 00:47:24.960
That is Vince?
00:47:26.079 --> 00:47:27.599
He looks so happy.
00:47:27.920 --> 00:47:28.719
He should.
00:47:34.239 --> 00:47:35.760
So did Vincent.
00:47:36.480 --> 00:47:39.679
He disgraced Sister Maria, who had to leave the order.
00:47:39.840 --> 00:47:43.519
Then he stole all the money from the library fund and ran away.
00:47:43.760 --> 00:47:49.039
So whenever I heard this, I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, did she just gloss over the fact that he fucked a nun?
00:47:49.599 --> 00:47:50.480
And it comes back later.
00:47:50.719 --> 00:47:54.639
And yeah, it does come back later, but I'm like, wait, wait, wait, what?
00:47:54.880 --> 00:47:55.280
Uh-huh.
00:47:56.079 --> 00:47:58.079
And also at 12 years old.
00:47:58.320 --> 00:47:59.360
At 12 years old.
00:47:59.760 --> 00:48:03.840
There was another part where he started the one fire that they ever had.
00:48:04.239 --> 00:48:05.039
Every orphanage.
00:48:07.440 --> 00:48:17.440
You know, but but this you know, different times have different moral morality when it comes to humor, I guess.
00:48:17.679 --> 00:48:23.519
Because my wife and my daughter have been going back and watching Dawson's Creek.
00:48:23.760 --> 00:48:24.639
Oh my.
00:48:25.199 --> 00:48:25.920
Oh boy.
00:48:26.159 --> 00:48:36.000
And in the first seasons of Dawson's Creek, there's an a whole plot line about how a 15-year-old boy bangs his teacher.
00:48:36.159 --> 00:48:36.800
Yeah.
00:48:37.840 --> 00:48:40.320
How did that fly in the 90s?
00:48:41.119 --> 00:48:42.239
You know, I guess.
00:48:42.400 --> 00:48:45.039
Well, and see, they almost kind of romanticized it too.
00:48:45.199 --> 00:48:45.599
They did.
00:48:45.760 --> 00:48:52.800
It wasn't like don't that I sat around and watched lots of Dawson's Creek, but I it it seemed like they were But it wasn't like don't do this.
00:48:52.880 --> 00:48:53.039
Yeah.
00:48:53.280 --> 00:48:55.599
Like there was like no consequence to it either.
00:48:55.679 --> 00:48:58.239
It was just like, oh yeah, I'm just banging my teachers, no big deal.
00:48:58.400 --> 00:48:59.039
Yeah.
00:48:59.360 --> 00:48:59.679
Okay.
00:49:00.239 --> 00:49:02.079
So let's all bang our teachers at 15.
00:49:02.400 --> 00:49:02.800
So I guess.
00:49:02.880 --> 00:49:07.360
And then 10 years prior to this, yeah, we're just making it making jokes about 12-year-old fucking nuns.
00:49:09.679 --> 00:49:11.760
Well, apparently she was willing.
00:49:12.400 --> 00:49:22.239
Well, it it adds to the backstory of Vincent being uh kind of a con guy.
00:49:22.400 --> 00:49:22.719
Uh-huh.
00:49:22.800 --> 00:49:23.039
Yep.
00:49:23.199 --> 00:49:24.960
You know, being a smooth talker.
00:49:25.199 --> 00:49:28.159
I mean, because if you can you can bag a nun.
00:49:28.719 --> 00:49:29.199
Right.
00:49:29.440 --> 00:49:32.000
You uh you can pretty much talk your way into anything.
00:49:32.159 --> 00:49:32.480
Exactly.
00:49:32.639 --> 00:49:34.719
It's like playing at Carnegie Hall.
00:49:35.039 --> 00:49:35.519
Yeah.
00:49:35.760 --> 00:49:36.159
Right.
00:49:36.400 --> 00:49:37.039
Yeah.
00:49:37.840 --> 00:49:48.159
Uh anyway, the the the the nun in charge, the head nun, um, basically tells Julius, if you're looking for Vincent, you should probably look in jail.
00:49:48.400 --> 00:49:50.000
Because that's where he'll be.
00:49:50.400 --> 00:49:51.280
Good call.
00:49:51.840 --> 00:49:52.880
Ah, there it is.
00:49:53.840 --> 00:49:55.519
Thanks, good behavior.
00:49:55.760 --> 00:49:57.119
That's not good behavior.
00:49:57.199 --> 00:49:58.559
Where's your manners?
00:50:00.000 --> 00:50:01.760
But I must find my brother.
00:50:01.920 --> 00:50:03.199
You know where he might be.
00:50:03.519 --> 00:50:03.920
Jail.
00:50:04.000 --> 00:50:06.719
A man of his character can only be in jail.
00:50:07.360 --> 00:50:09.360
You're full of goodness, Julius.
00:50:09.599 --> 00:50:11.599
I pray you'd never find him.
00:50:15.199 --> 00:50:18.880
Uh lo and behold, sure enough, that's where Vincent is.
00:50:19.599 --> 00:50:20.000
Yeah.
00:50:20.239 --> 00:50:20.960
Yeah, he's there.
00:50:21.119 --> 00:50:21.280
Yeah.
00:50:21.519 --> 00:50:22.239
I mean, she called it.
00:50:22.400 --> 00:50:22.639
Yep.
00:50:22.800 --> 00:50:26.400
He's there because of his uh unpaid parking tickets.
00:50:26.639 --> 00:50:32.320
Once again, another movie where those unpaid parking tickets really bite you in the ass.
00:50:32.639 --> 00:50:32.960
Right.
00:50:33.199 --> 00:50:38.320
We I growing up, I thought as an adult, unpaid parking tickets would be a bigger issue.
00:50:38.639 --> 00:50:39.440
Right, for sure.
00:50:39.599 --> 00:50:39.840
Yeah.
00:50:40.000 --> 00:50:40.320
Yeah.
00:50:40.480 --> 00:50:41.440
They're not.
00:50:41.760 --> 00:50:42.079
No.
00:50:42.800 --> 00:50:43.039
No.
00:50:43.519 --> 00:50:49.360
When I was in college, uh, I had a number of unpaid parking tickets and they tried holding my diploma.
00:50:49.599 --> 00:50:49.760
Right.
00:50:49.920 --> 00:50:51.519
You can't graduate until you have that rectified.
00:50:51.760 --> 00:50:55.360
Well, I graduated, but they just wouldn't give me the piece of paper that said I graduated.
00:50:55.599 --> 00:50:56.480
Interesting.
00:50:56.880 --> 00:50:59.599
I got a bunch of parking tickets at SAUE.
00:51:00.079 --> 00:51:02.079
But I didn't go there, so it didn't matter.
00:51:02.239 --> 00:51:02.960
Who cares?
00:51:03.199 --> 00:51:04.079
Who cares?
00:51:04.320 --> 00:51:07.360
What are you gonna do now we graduate from the school I don't go to?
00:51:07.519 --> 00:51:08.000
Uh-oh.
00:51:08.559 --> 00:51:09.199
They know now.
00:51:09.360 --> 00:51:09.679
Oh shit.
00:51:09.920 --> 00:51:10.639
They know where you are.
00:51:10.800 --> 00:51:12.159
Son of a bitch.
00:51:12.639 --> 00:51:15.280
That's probably gonna be like 30 bucks.
00:51:18.960 --> 00:51:20.000
Interest charges.
00:51:20.159 --> 00:51:20.800
Oh shit.
00:51:20.880 --> 00:51:21.119
Yeah.
00:51:21.360 --> 00:51:21.920
50.
00:51:24.320 --> 00:51:29.360
So yeah, he me he finds Vincent in jail, and this is their opportunity to meet.
00:51:29.519 --> 00:51:34.480
Um you know, it takes them both, I think, a bit by surprise.
00:51:34.639 --> 00:51:44.559
Uh because you know, when when Julius is sitting there waiting for Vincent to show up, this very large gentleman comes walking by and you see him kind of watch him, like, oh, is this my brother?
00:51:45.039 --> 00:51:45.599
Yeah, is that him?
00:51:45.760 --> 00:51:48.960
Uh and then, you know, this little guy comes sitting down instead.
00:51:49.119 --> 00:51:50.400
And he goes, goes talk to him.
00:51:50.480 --> 00:51:52.559
He's like, hey, I know I'm looking for Vincent.
00:51:52.719 --> 00:51:54.079
And they tell him that's him.
00:51:54.159 --> 00:52:02.639
And so he goes, sits down, and this is now their opportunity to actually mean there's some miscommunication about how to communicate because there's the glass between them.
00:52:02.719 --> 00:52:07.280
And so Vincent has to, you know, tell him, you know, use the phone, dummy.
00:52:07.440 --> 00:52:11.119
And and then they they they have their their first little chit chat.
00:52:11.360 --> 00:52:18.480
I know you don't know who I am, but believe me, I came halfway across the six hours to pay the money back.
00:52:18.559 --> 00:52:23.840
And tell the claim brothers that harassing a man who's already in the slammer is beneath even them, all right?
00:52:24.000 --> 00:52:25.599
I don't know any claim brothers.
00:52:25.760 --> 00:52:27.840
I'm your brother, Julius.
00:52:29.280 --> 00:52:29.840
Huh?
00:52:30.239 --> 00:52:31.199
Come again?
00:52:31.440 --> 00:52:34.880
My name is Julius, and I'm your twin brother.
00:52:39.760 --> 00:52:41.039
Oh, obviously.
00:52:41.519 --> 00:52:44.639
The moment I sat down, I thought I was looking into a mirror.
00:52:44.960 --> 00:52:47.360
We are not identical twins, see?
00:52:47.599 --> 00:52:48.239
Oh no?
00:52:48.400 --> 00:52:48.559
No.
00:52:48.880 --> 00:52:50.320
Well, I wouldn't be too sure.
00:52:50.880 --> 00:52:51.599
Don't lie.
00:52:51.920 --> 00:52:52.800
I am your brother.
00:52:53.360 --> 00:52:55.440
You must let me help you get out of here.
00:52:56.320 --> 00:52:57.599
You want to help me get out?
00:52:57.760 --> 00:52:59.119
Yes, right now.
00:53:00.079 --> 00:53:03.360
Well, money talks and bullshit walks.
00:53:06.960 --> 00:53:09.039
How can bullshit walk?
00:53:10.719 --> 00:53:12.480
So I really liked this scene.
00:53:12.639 --> 00:53:17.119
I liked the the interaction between Danny DeVito and Arnold Schwarzenegger.
00:53:17.199 --> 00:53:18.079
I thought it was great.
00:53:18.320 --> 00:53:21.679
Whenever Arnold Schwarzenegger is sitting there, or I guess I should call him Vincent.
00:53:21.760 --> 00:53:28.559
When Vincent's sitting there, or no, I'm sorry, Julius is sitting there and he's like talking and like giving his whole spiel, and he can't hear a word he's saying.
00:53:29.039 --> 00:53:32.960
And Vincent's on the other side, just like, oh yeah, I totally get it.
00:53:33.039 --> 00:53:35.840
I can hear everything you're saying, and he was like mouthing along with him.
00:53:36.239 --> 00:53:38.320
And it was just so funny.
00:53:38.559 --> 00:53:42.480
Danny DeVito just cracks me up, he kills me.
00:53:42.719 --> 00:53:44.239
I like him a lot.
00:53:44.800 --> 00:53:48.400
But Julius ends up bailing Vincent out of jail.
00:53:49.280 --> 00:53:54.159
And then uh also pays to get his car out of the impound lot.
00:53:54.639 --> 00:54:01.360
Uh Vincent, once he's in his car, he's like, see ya, sucker, and leaves Julius behind.
00:54:02.320 --> 00:54:04.719
Yeah, he he got what he wanted out of jail.
00:54:04.880 --> 00:54:05.440
Yeah.
00:54:05.679 --> 00:54:06.960
That's all he wanted to do.
00:54:07.119 --> 00:54:07.599
See ya.
00:54:07.840 --> 00:54:08.239
Yep.
00:54:10.400 --> 00:54:14.880
Julius tracks Vincent down, though, at his place of work.
00:54:15.599 --> 00:54:23.039
Uh, where Morris Klain is uh he's about ready to beat the schnott out of Vincent over the debt that he owes.
00:54:23.199 --> 00:54:23.519
Right.
00:54:23.599 --> 00:54:25.199
He came to get his money.
00:54:25.440 --> 00:54:30.880
Yep, and uh Julius easily defeats Morris.
00:54:31.519 --> 00:54:32.960
You have no respect for logic.
00:54:33.519 --> 00:54:34.480
But he's got an axe.
00:54:39.440 --> 00:54:42.800
And I have no respect for those with no respect for logic.
00:54:45.599 --> 00:54:47.679
You're a very stupid person.
00:54:51.280 --> 00:54:56.639
You tell your brother he messes with me, he messes with my whole family.
00:54:57.519 --> 00:55:03.199
Now, did you notice that whenever this guy came, like when Danny DeVito's at his office, right?
00:55:03.519 --> 00:55:09.519
His it's like it's Vincent, you know, and then it's got like a bunch of different sports agent, all this stuff.
00:55:09.840 --> 00:55:15.599
And also on there, it was like Bookie, sports agent, blah blah blah blah, wholesale patio furniture.
00:55:18.639 --> 00:55:20.159
Jack of all trades.
00:55:20.960 --> 00:55:23.760
I caught that and I was like, man, that's really funny.
00:55:23.840 --> 00:55:26.400
That they just somebody threw that in there and it was funny.
00:55:26.559 --> 00:55:33.679
So what was the this introduces us to a phrase that Julius says throughout the whole movie during conflict.
00:55:34.320 --> 00:55:42.079
Um what is the first rule of a crisis situation or the first rule of negotiation?
00:55:42.960 --> 00:55:44.000
I I don't remember what he said.
00:55:44.320 --> 00:55:46.320
Yeah, the first rule of a crisis situation.
00:55:46.559 --> 00:55:46.880
Yeah.
00:55:47.199 --> 00:55:50.239
Because it it comes up again and again.
00:55:50.480 --> 00:55:51.760
Yeah, it's kind of a theme.
00:55:52.000 --> 00:55:52.480
Yeah, it is.
00:55:52.559 --> 00:55:53.599
Yeah, it sure is.
00:55:54.000 --> 00:55:59.519
Vincent uh Well, he he's a bit of a ne'er do well.
00:55:59.760 --> 00:56:00.079
Playing.
00:56:00.639 --> 00:56:01.280
Yeah, absolutely.
00:56:01.440 --> 00:56:03.840
And he's got a bit of a scam that he's been running.
00:56:03.920 --> 00:56:13.119
And this is uh we we saw him do it once already to start the film off, where he's got a buddy uh works in a parking garage played by David Caruso.
00:56:14.159 --> 00:56:15.119
CSI Miami?
00:56:15.280 --> 00:56:16.400
CSI Miami.
00:56:16.559 --> 00:56:17.039
Yeah.
00:56:18.800 --> 00:56:19.360
All right.
00:56:20.000 --> 00:56:27.440
Who tips him off whenever a nice car comes to the parking garage, and then Vincent goes and steals said car and then sells it at a chop shop.
00:56:27.599 --> 00:56:30.400
Um he's got a tip that there's a Cadillac there.
00:56:30.480 --> 00:56:37.840
So he so Vincent goes to steal this Cadillac, and he now that he's got Julius, he's got a sidekick.
00:56:38.239 --> 00:56:38.719
He does.
00:56:38.880 --> 00:56:39.840
He's got the muscle.
00:56:40.079 --> 00:56:44.960
And he didn't leave Julius behind this time because Julius is his He's proved himself to be handy.
00:56:45.119 --> 00:56:49.599
No, he's gonna protect him from the bad guys.
00:56:50.239 --> 00:56:55.840
So they're in the parking garage and they're here, you know, and Julius tells or I'm sorry.
00:56:56.000 --> 00:56:59.360
Vincent tells Julius, oh my god.
00:57:01.199 --> 00:57:02.639
That's that's good behavior.
00:57:02.800 --> 00:57:04.400
Yeah, that's good behavior.
00:57:04.639 --> 00:57:09.119
Vincent tells Julius that he's got to move this car to help a buddy out.
00:57:09.440 --> 00:57:11.199
Uh but you know, he can't find the key.
00:57:11.280 --> 00:57:12.960
He usually leaves the key behind the wheel.
00:57:13.119 --> 00:57:14.320
Oh, by right behind there.
00:57:14.480 --> 00:57:16.239
And and uh, but you know, you know what?
00:57:16.320 --> 00:57:18.719
We're just gonna have to we're just gonna have to let ourselves into the car.
00:57:19.199 --> 00:57:24.000
And you know, so he he jimmies his way in, which sets off the car alarm.
00:57:25.199 --> 00:57:42.000
And Julius lifts the back end of the car, picks it up, hoisting it up to 45 degrees, because as Julius explains, if you lift a car to 45 degrees, it the resets the mercury switch because the car will assume it's being towed.
00:57:43.119 --> 00:57:44.400
How does he know that?
00:57:44.639 --> 00:57:45.039
I don't know.
00:57:45.440 --> 00:57:46.480
Oh, he read it in the book.
00:57:46.719 --> 00:57:47.519
He read it in the book.
00:57:48.000 --> 00:57:52.400
He's reading Cadillac instruction manuals and and the island in Fiji.
00:57:52.960 --> 00:57:54.559
I mean, it could just be all cars.
00:57:55.119 --> 00:57:55.599
Maybe.
00:57:56.239 --> 00:57:57.840
Why would he need to know that?
00:57:58.159 --> 00:58:00.400
I never knew if that was a real thing or not.
00:58:00.559 --> 00:58:01.280
I don't know either.
00:58:01.599 --> 00:58:02.400
I don't know.
00:58:02.800 --> 00:58:06.880
Well, we need to go start just lifting the back end of cars 45 degrees and find out.
00:58:07.039 --> 00:58:08.719
Who's got an alarm on their car?
00:58:08.880 --> 00:58:09.679
I think we all do it.
00:58:09.840 --> 00:58:10.480
We all probably do.
00:58:10.639 --> 00:58:11.199
I don't think I do.
00:58:11.360 --> 00:58:13.760
Who wants to lift the back end of a car 45 degrees?
00:58:13.920 --> 00:58:14.480
I could do it.
00:58:14.639 --> 00:58:15.039
Could you?
00:58:15.119 --> 00:58:15.360
No.
00:58:17.440 --> 00:58:19.039
Your spine will shoot out of your ass.
00:58:19.199 --> 00:58:19.599
Oh, yeah.
00:58:19.679 --> 00:58:20.000
Yeah.
00:58:20.159 --> 00:58:21.760
I don't even think it would make it that far.
00:58:21.840 --> 00:58:23.360
Like my back would just skip out.
00:58:24.079 --> 00:58:26.159
And I'd just be laying on the ground.
00:58:28.159 --> 00:58:38.239
Um so but but so now they've got the Cadillac, and so Vincent is driving the Cadillac, and Julius is driving Vincent's car, which I believe is a Mustang convertible.
00:58:38.400 --> 00:58:41.119
Yeah, a little fox body.
00:58:41.360 --> 00:58:42.239
My dad had one of those.
00:58:42.719 --> 00:58:43.519
It was red, also.
00:58:43.920 --> 00:58:45.360
I like that body style.
00:58:45.519 --> 00:58:46.239
Yeah, it's cool.
00:58:46.400 --> 00:58:48.719
It's less ostentatious than the classic one.
00:58:48.880 --> 00:58:49.199
Yeah.
00:58:49.920 --> 00:58:57.039
I also liked then so there was a scene like whenever Julius got in the car with Vincent.
00:58:57.199 --> 00:59:00.559
Vincent now puts on a driving hat, like it's his ball cap.
00:59:00.880 --> 00:59:05.199
And I thought it was real funny that whenever Julia started driving Vincent's car, put it on the capital.
00:59:05.840 --> 00:59:06.079
Yeah, yeah.
00:59:06.239 --> 00:59:09.440
Like it was just like he just assumed that's what you do when you drive a car.
00:59:09.599 --> 00:59:10.559
Like, ah, sweet.
00:59:10.800 --> 00:59:14.800
Well, and on the way to the parking garage, Julius finds out he's gonna have to drive this car.
00:59:14.960 --> 00:59:15.280
Uh-huh.
00:59:15.440 --> 00:59:20.480
And so he's like, he he speed reads the instruction manual, the owner's manual.
00:59:20.719 --> 00:59:22.000
Which doesn't tell you how to drive.
00:59:22.239 --> 00:59:23.920
No, no, not one bit.
00:59:24.719 --> 00:59:32.320
And as they leave, um, yeah, Julius is driving the Mustang with mixed results.
00:59:32.559 --> 00:59:32.960
Uh-huh.
00:59:33.360 --> 00:59:39.599
Um, and and Vincent calls him up on the cell phone, the car phone, and telling him where to go.
00:59:39.760 --> 00:59:48.480
And so they go into this this shopping grocery store, uh, and as Julius comes in, he goes up on the two wheels.
00:59:48.719 --> 00:59:49.840
On the two wheels, yeah.
00:59:50.079 --> 00:59:50.400
Uh-huh.
00:59:50.559 --> 00:59:51.840
That is such a movie thing.
00:59:52.079 --> 00:59:52.320
It is.
00:59:52.559 --> 00:59:53.280
It is a movie thing.
00:59:53.599 --> 00:59:55.599
It is in so many 80s and 90s movies.
00:59:55.840 --> 00:59:56.800
I've never seen it in real life.
00:59:57.119 --> 00:59:58.239
I've never seen it in real life.
00:59:58.320 --> 00:59:58.960
No, that'd be awesome.
00:59:59.360 --> 01:00:00.239
It would be.
01:00:00.480 --> 01:00:00.880
Yeah.
01:00:01.119 --> 01:00:02.880
But you see it in all the movies.
01:00:03.280 --> 01:00:05.440
And so movies anyway.
01:00:05.760 --> 01:00:10.960
And he slows down and the car falls back on all four wheels right in the parking party spot.
01:00:11.280 --> 01:00:11.519
Yeah.
01:00:11.679 --> 01:00:12.079
Perfect.
01:00:12.239 --> 01:00:13.360
Like a glove.
01:00:16.400 --> 01:00:18.639
Well, they go into the the grocery store.
01:00:18.800 --> 01:00:26.079
Um, they run into just so happened to run into Linda and and Marnie.
01:00:27.199 --> 01:00:30.480
Julius encounters Marnie first.
01:00:30.719 --> 01:00:31.920
With a Playboy in his hand.
01:00:32.159 --> 01:00:41.920
Because he he's flipping through a Playboy magazine, and she doesn't know who he is, and he doesn't know who she is, and they they're kind of talking and chatting and getting a little flirt on.
01:00:42.239 --> 01:00:43.440
She's immediately smitten.
01:00:43.599 --> 01:00:43.920
Yeah.
01:00:44.159 --> 01:00:47.599
Did you notice though, like something right before this happened?
01:00:47.840 --> 01:00:51.119
She, it was it was Marnie and what's her name?
01:00:51.360 --> 01:00:51.760
Linda?
01:00:51.920 --> 01:00:52.239
Linda.
01:00:52.480 --> 01:00:56.000
Marnie and Linda are in the grocery store smoking.
01:00:56.159 --> 01:00:58.639
And do you remember do you remember smoking in grocery stores?
01:00:58.800 --> 01:01:03.440
Not me, like I didn't get to do that at that point, but I remember people smoking in grocery stores.
01:01:03.679 --> 01:01:07.519
But she was going to make him a cake, I guess, for his birthday, right?
01:01:08.000 --> 01:01:10.000
Um because they both had just had a birthday.
01:01:10.159 --> 01:01:12.800
And she was like, Angel food or devil's food?
01:01:13.039 --> 01:01:14.480
And they're like, oh, definitely.
01:01:15.920 --> 01:01:18.159
But did you notice where she put the angel food?
01:01:18.320 --> 01:01:19.440
Yeah, she put it back on top.
01:01:19.920 --> 01:01:21.440
She put it in the wrong fucking spot.
01:01:21.679 --> 01:01:22.400
What a bitch.
01:01:22.719 --> 01:01:24.079
No kidding.
01:01:24.559 --> 01:01:25.920
An example of her character.
01:01:26.079 --> 01:01:28.960
Oh a bit lower class.
01:01:29.280 --> 01:01:30.320
Like, why would you do that?
01:01:30.480 --> 01:01:32.960
And it was not even like, it wasn't like next to it.
01:01:33.039 --> 01:01:35.280
It was like on a different, like higher shelf.
01:01:35.519 --> 01:01:35.679
Right.
01:01:35.840 --> 01:01:37.199
It's with a something completely different.
01:01:37.360 --> 01:01:38.239
Like, what a bitch.
01:01:38.480 --> 01:01:40.960
Who makes either one of those for a birthday cake?
01:01:41.119 --> 01:01:41.920
Oh no.
01:01:42.400 --> 01:01:42.719
No.
01:01:43.199 --> 01:01:43.519
No.
01:01:43.760 --> 01:01:45.840
I think they wanted the angels food, devil's food.
01:01:46.239 --> 01:01:46.719
I get it.
01:01:46.960 --> 01:01:47.519
I get it.
01:01:48.480 --> 01:01:50.559
He's a devil, not an angel.
01:01:50.880 --> 01:01:51.679
He's not an angel.
01:01:51.920 --> 01:01:52.800
A little devil.
01:01:53.039 --> 01:01:55.119
I think angel food cakes are bullshit.
01:01:55.280 --> 01:01:56.960
Oh, I could not agree more.
01:01:57.199 --> 01:01:58.159
Oh, they're so gross.
01:01:58.320 --> 01:01:59.519
I think do you like them?
01:01:59.679 --> 01:02:00.000
No.
01:02:00.239 --> 01:02:00.559
Okay.
01:02:00.719 --> 01:02:04.400
You were kind of hesitant, like, well, okay.
01:02:04.639 --> 01:02:05.360
Do you like them?
01:02:05.599 --> 01:02:05.760
No.
01:02:07.440 --> 01:02:07.920
So okay.
01:02:08.000 --> 01:02:08.239
All right.
01:02:08.320 --> 01:02:09.920
Here's here's all I could say.
01:02:10.320 --> 01:02:11.360
Too much air.
01:02:11.519 --> 01:02:12.239
I don't know if cake.
01:02:12.880 --> 01:02:16.079
My cake experience is somewhat tainted.
01:02:16.320 --> 01:02:16.639
Okay.
01:02:16.960 --> 01:02:18.239
But tell me about it.
01:02:18.400 --> 01:02:22.800
Growing up, I had two parents who were ministers.
01:02:23.039 --> 01:02:23.199
Sure.
01:02:23.360 --> 01:02:24.880
Oh, he's gonna go the potluck route here.
01:02:25.039 --> 01:02:25.119
Yeah.
01:02:25.360 --> 01:02:26.159
Lots of cake.
01:02:26.559 --> 01:02:29.360
So between and at one point in my childhood.
01:02:29.519 --> 01:02:31.440
So both my parents were Methodist ministers.
01:02:31.679 --> 01:02:31.920
Okay.
01:02:32.480 --> 01:02:36.079
And Methodist ministers would often have multiple churches within a charge.
01:02:36.400 --> 01:02:39.519
Does that do Methodists not believe in cake?
01:02:40.159 --> 01:02:41.519
I'm getting there, okay?
01:02:42.079 --> 01:02:42.639
Fuck you.
01:02:42.800 --> 01:02:43.840
I'm getting there.
01:02:44.960 --> 01:02:47.519
There was one point in my childhood.
01:02:47.840 --> 01:02:53.119
Between my two minister parents, they served nine different churches.
01:02:53.280 --> 01:02:53.599
Okay.
01:02:54.800 --> 01:02:57.199
For a year damn near straight.
01:02:57.440 --> 01:03:01.840
A week did not go by where I did not have to go to at least one potluck dinner.
01:03:01.920 --> 01:03:02.400
Uh-huh.
01:03:03.360 --> 01:03:08.159
At potlucks, you have all menagerie of different kinds of foods, including desserts.
01:03:08.239 --> 01:03:08.639
Uh-huh.
01:03:09.840 --> 01:03:12.320
And when you're a kid, oh, cake.
01:03:12.400 --> 01:03:13.840
How can you go wrong with cake?
01:03:14.000 --> 01:03:14.239
Sure.
01:03:14.400 --> 01:03:15.599
You can go wrong with cake.
01:03:15.920 --> 01:03:16.480
Of course you can.
01:03:16.559 --> 01:03:16.880
Yeah.
01:03:17.039 --> 01:03:20.239
So I have had extremely good cakes of all kinds.
01:03:20.559 --> 01:03:23.199
I've also had extremely shit cakes of all kinds.
01:03:23.360 --> 01:03:23.840
Right.
01:03:24.639 --> 01:03:26.559
I don't trust cake anymore.
01:03:26.719 --> 01:03:27.760
I'm going to be honest with you.
01:03:27.840 --> 01:03:37.039
I thought the way that story was prefaced that you were going to say because your parents were ministers, that you were only allowed to angel food cake.
01:03:37.679 --> 01:03:38.480
Oh no.
01:03:39.280 --> 01:03:39.599
No.
01:03:40.239 --> 01:03:42.400
But I can tell you, I've never had devil's food cake.
01:03:42.559 --> 01:03:43.280
I've never, you know what?
01:03:43.440 --> 01:03:46.320
Honestly, I've never put two and two together on this.
01:03:46.880 --> 01:03:50.960
I don't know that I've ever actually had devil's food cake at a church potluck.
01:03:51.039 --> 01:03:52.880
But I've had many angels food cakes.
01:03:52.960 --> 01:03:53.199
Yeah.
01:03:53.360 --> 01:03:58.559
And they've almost probably 75% of them have sucked.
01:03:58.719 --> 01:03:58.960
Yeah.
01:03:59.119 --> 01:03:59.679
They're awful.
01:03:59.840 --> 01:04:02.400
And it's like they always had the confetti inside.
01:04:02.639 --> 01:04:03.840
Like, yeah, they're they're gross.
01:04:03.920 --> 01:04:06.159
Yeah, there's so many foods I cannot trust as a case.
01:04:06.880 --> 01:04:08.000
You know what is a solid cake?
01:04:08.159 --> 01:04:08.639
What's that?
01:04:08.880 --> 01:04:09.440
Carrot cake.
01:04:09.599 --> 01:04:10.719
Carrot cake is the best.
01:04:11.039 --> 01:04:12.000
Oh, it can be.
01:04:12.159 --> 01:04:12.480
Yeah.
01:04:13.199 --> 01:04:13.519
You're right.
01:04:13.599 --> 01:04:13.920
You're right.
01:04:14.719 --> 01:04:21.840
Carrot cake is one of those that I've managed to regain a degree of trust in, and I will try it because when it is good, it is so good.
01:04:22.159 --> 01:04:23.119
It is so good.
01:04:23.599 --> 01:04:26.480
But sometimes people put things in it that don't belong in it.
01:04:26.880 --> 01:04:29.280
Yeah, what is green in a carrot cake?
01:04:29.360 --> 01:04:31.599
I've had carrot cake with like green stuff in it.
01:04:32.239 --> 01:04:32.480
Ooh.
01:04:32.559 --> 01:04:32.719
Yeah.
01:04:34.800 --> 01:04:35.199
Maybe.
01:04:35.519 --> 01:04:35.840
Could be.
01:04:35.920 --> 01:04:36.400
I don't know.
01:04:36.960 --> 01:04:38.159
Zucchini carrot cake.
01:04:38.559 --> 01:04:40.400
I've had carrot cake with raisins.
01:04:40.719 --> 01:04:41.599
Oh, no, thanks.
01:04:41.679 --> 01:04:42.000
Yeah.
01:04:42.320 --> 01:04:42.639
Mm-mm.
01:04:43.199 --> 01:04:45.519
Yeah, I don't like raisins or nuts in my carrot cake.
01:04:45.840 --> 01:04:46.960
Yeah, I've had it with nuts too.
01:04:47.039 --> 01:04:47.199
Yeah.
01:04:53.599 --> 01:04:56.960
But I think there's so much bumps on your way to Flavortown.
01:04:57.360 --> 01:04:59.519
But here's a problem with high apple stuff with nuts.
01:04:59.920 --> 01:05:03.039
Nuts is just a blank it is just a blanket label.
01:05:03.440 --> 01:05:05.519
There are so many different kinds of nuts.
01:05:05.920 --> 01:05:07.199
Some of them are better than others.
01:05:07.440 --> 01:05:07.920
Oh sure.
01:05:08.079 --> 01:05:11.599
Like I don't mind like I don't know, like like crushed walnuts.
01:05:11.920 --> 01:05:13.199
But fucking pecans?
01:05:13.920 --> 01:05:15.199
No! Hmm.
01:05:15.440 --> 01:05:16.639
That was angry.
01:05:17.119 --> 01:05:18.320
You don't like the pecan?
01:05:18.400 --> 01:05:18.559
No.
01:05:18.800 --> 01:05:19.519
No pecans?
01:05:19.679 --> 01:05:20.480
No pecans.
01:05:20.719 --> 01:05:21.199
Pecan?
01:05:21.440 --> 01:05:21.920
Pecan.
01:05:22.079 --> 01:05:22.400
Pecan.
01:05:23.039 --> 01:05:23.760
Who's pecan?
01:05:24.000 --> 01:05:24.639
I'm gonna fight.
01:05:27.440 --> 01:05:28.719
Anyways, yeah.
01:05:29.280 --> 01:05:30.000
So no.
01:05:30.239 --> 01:05:30.559
No.
01:05:32.960 --> 01:05:34.320
We went on a tan.
01:05:35.119 --> 01:05:35.760
We did.
01:05:36.159 --> 01:05:38.320
Angel food cake is it's bullshit.
01:05:38.480 --> 01:05:39.199
It is bullshit.
01:05:39.280 --> 01:05:39.679
Yeah.
01:05:40.159 --> 01:05:40.880
Sucks.
01:05:41.199 --> 01:05:41.599
Agree.
01:05:41.760 --> 01:05:44.320
How can it be hard and soft at the same time?
01:05:45.519 --> 01:05:47.679
Where do you guys stand on the butt cake?
01:05:47.920 --> 01:05:49.519
Oh, I'm a big fan of the bun cake.
01:05:49.599 --> 01:05:50.559
I can eat a bun cake.
01:05:50.639 --> 01:05:51.519
I like a bun cake.
01:05:52.000 --> 01:05:53.760
Especially the little glaze over the top.
01:05:54.239 --> 01:05:55.039
Oh, that's delightful.
01:05:55.280 --> 01:05:57.679
Then you have like the lemon poppy seed bun cake.
01:05:57.760 --> 01:05:59.199
You've got the chocolate bun cake.
01:05:59.280 --> 01:05:59.440
I mean.
01:06:00.239 --> 01:06:00.880
Number of great cakes.
01:06:01.119 --> 01:06:03.840
Oh, the raspberry with the raspberry stuff in there.
01:06:04.079 --> 01:06:05.199
Yeah, it's all good stuff.
01:06:05.360 --> 01:06:05.679
Yeah.
01:06:05.840 --> 01:06:07.679
Yeah, but none of those are birthday cake.
01:06:08.079 --> 01:06:08.320
No.
01:06:08.639 --> 01:06:10.239
You could make them a birthday cake.
01:06:10.400 --> 01:06:11.920
You could say, But why?
01:06:12.079 --> 01:06:16.800
Because okay, so here's uh my wife really likes pineapple upside down cake.
01:06:16.960 --> 01:06:17.119
Okay.
01:06:17.599 --> 01:06:22.239
And when I make it, I make it in a bunt pan instead of a layered cake, right?
01:06:22.480 --> 01:06:25.199
Uh or like the flat one and flip it over or whatnot.
01:06:25.360 --> 01:06:31.760
And it's really cool because you mix all the things in the bottom, and when you flip it over, it just goos out all over.
01:06:32.079 --> 01:06:32.239
Nice.
01:06:32.559 --> 01:06:33.440
And it's fantastic.
01:06:33.599 --> 01:06:36.880
And it's real pretty because you also cut the pineapples in halves.
01:06:37.760 --> 01:06:42.719
And when you stick them in there, when it comes out, it's tick like it's real cool the way it makes into it.
01:06:43.280 --> 01:06:44.559
You're a regular Betty Crocker?
01:06:44.800 --> 01:06:45.119
I am.
01:06:45.199 --> 01:06:47.199
Yeah, because I stole it from YouTube.
01:06:47.440 --> 01:06:47.760
Nice.
01:06:47.920 --> 01:06:50.400
Yeah, I learned things from YouTube that's been stolen from YouTube.
01:06:50.719 --> 01:06:53.599
I mean, people stole stuff to put it on YouTube.
01:06:54.480 --> 01:06:55.679
But yeah, it looks really cool.
01:06:56.079 --> 01:06:57.360
But you can do anything in a bun.
01:06:58.000 --> 01:06:58.320
Yeah.
01:06:58.400 --> 01:06:58.719
Yeah.
01:06:58.960 --> 01:06:59.440
Anything?
01:06:59.679 --> 01:07:00.079
Anything.
01:07:00.239 --> 01:07:00.719
Oh my.
01:07:00.880 --> 01:07:03.760
Oh, you only imagine the things I've done in a bun fan.
01:07:04.400 --> 01:07:05.840
Questionable milkshake.
01:07:06.559 --> 01:07:08.880
It's the last time I eat Justin's cake.
01:07:10.079 --> 01:07:11.840
Anywho, let's talk about the movie.
01:07:11.920 --> 01:07:12.239
Yep.
01:07:12.480 --> 01:07:14.880
So uh yeah, they're in the grocery store.
01:07:15.119 --> 01:07:15.760
Probably a good idea.
01:07:15.920 --> 01:07:16.159
Yeah.
01:07:16.239 --> 01:07:24.480
Uh Vincent uh introduces Julius to his girlfriend Linda and introduces her formally to Marnie.
01:07:24.960 --> 01:07:31.360
And so now everybody knows each other, and it's all cute and flirty and so on and so forth.
01:07:31.519 --> 01:07:31.840
Yeah.
01:07:32.880 --> 01:07:42.639
Back uh at Vincent's house, uh, as they're walking in, um, the the twins continue the discussion regarding the Mason sisters.
01:07:43.119 --> 01:07:44.960
Linda is your girlfriend, isn't she?
01:07:45.119 --> 01:07:46.000
Yeah, kinda.
01:07:46.480 --> 01:07:46.960
Kind of.
01:07:47.199 --> 01:07:48.800
Is Marnie your girlfriend too?
01:07:49.039 --> 01:07:49.519
Marnie?
01:07:50.079 --> 01:07:51.840
Marnie hates my guts.
01:07:52.079 --> 01:07:53.679
She kind of likes you though.
01:07:54.000 --> 01:07:54.320
Me?
01:07:56.639 --> 01:07:58.000
But she hardly knows me.
01:07:58.159 --> 01:07:59.440
That's the best way.
01:08:00.480 --> 01:08:05.199
You see, you see, women love men who are mysterious and devious.
01:08:05.440 --> 01:08:08.559
Keeps them on their toes and excites them, you know what I mean?
01:08:09.360 --> 01:08:09.679
No.
01:08:10.239 --> 01:08:12.480
You like very much so.
01:08:12.880 --> 01:08:15.119
And you're strange and sensitive.
01:08:15.519 --> 01:08:16.960
They have compassion.
01:08:17.039 --> 01:08:17.359
Uh-oh.
01:08:17.680 --> 01:08:19.840
Have the highest respect for women.
01:08:25.760 --> 01:08:27.119
You're a virgin.
01:08:31.600 --> 01:08:32.399
It's great.
01:08:32.560 --> 01:08:32.800
Yeah.
01:08:33.359 --> 01:08:40.239
Once they're inside the house, uh, unexpected similarities start to to crop up between the two brothers.
01:08:40.479 --> 01:08:45.279
Uh, one, Vincent has a cat, which he just so happened to name Julius.
01:08:45.439 --> 01:08:45.760
Yeah.
01:08:46.399 --> 01:08:50.960
Uh they unwittingly mirror each other's actions while they're getting ready to eat.
01:08:51.119 --> 01:08:54.880
Um, they even know the same through the lips over the gums rhyme.
01:08:55.119 --> 01:08:55.840
They do.
01:08:56.079 --> 01:08:59.920
Um, and you know, the brothers really seem to be be hitting it off.
01:09:00.079 --> 01:09:04.960
They're they're they're bonding over microwaved eggplant parmesan.
01:09:05.039 --> 01:09:05.760
Nuked food.
01:09:05.840 --> 01:09:06.960
And coors light.
01:09:07.199 --> 01:09:08.479
He says, I love nuked food.
01:09:08.640 --> 01:09:12.880
Now I did think it was funny that Vincent had the coors light.
01:09:14.000 --> 01:09:14.800
And Julius had a few.
01:09:14.960 --> 01:09:15.840
Julius had a milk.
01:09:16.000 --> 01:09:17.840
Yeah, I thought that was great.
01:09:18.960 --> 01:09:20.800
They were the same on every other thing.
01:09:20.960 --> 01:09:27.039
Like the way they turned their plate, the way they blew on their food, like yeah, everything was the same, but they had milk and beer.
01:09:27.279 --> 01:09:28.560
That was the only difference.
01:09:28.800 --> 01:09:34.800
Julius uh, over dinner, uh, he's filling Vincent in on their shared family history.
01:09:34.880 --> 01:09:40.319
But but Vincent at this point uh still is a bit skeptical about the the whole tale.
01:09:40.640 --> 01:09:43.199
One of our fathers was a famous football player.
01:09:43.359 --> 01:09:43.840
Yes.
01:09:44.079 --> 01:09:46.560
And another one was a physicist at MIT.
01:09:46.880 --> 01:09:47.199
Yes.
01:09:47.359 --> 01:09:49.760
He won the Nobel Prize, naturally.
01:09:50.399 --> 01:09:52.800
Now, all of our dads were these big shots.
01:09:53.039 --> 01:09:57.920
And mom was like superwoman.
01:10:00.159 --> 01:10:02.720
But she didn't survive the delivery.
01:10:03.520 --> 01:10:14.800
And I was sent to an orphanage while you were raised on a tropical paradise by a scientist who you do research for, but who doesn't actually pay you because you don't need money.
01:10:15.119 --> 01:10:16.800
Did I leave anything out?
01:10:18.319 --> 01:10:21.359
I think it's important we try to find our fathers.
01:10:21.760 --> 01:10:25.520
Oh, you mean the geniuses who contributed to the sperm milkshake?
01:10:28.560 --> 01:10:31.520
Julius, do you know how many times I've heard stories like this?
01:10:31.680 --> 01:10:34.079
It's every orphan's fantasy.
01:10:34.399 --> 01:10:38.479
My real mom and dad were rich and beautiful.
01:10:38.960 --> 01:10:44.479
But there was a mix-up in the hospital, and I got switched with another baby.
01:10:44.800 --> 01:10:55.600
But one day, there's gonna be a knock at the door, and there they'll be, with open arms, crying, my darling, my treasure.
01:10:55.920 --> 01:10:57.039
We didn't know.
01:10:57.279 --> 01:10:59.199
How can we make it up to you?
01:10:59.840 --> 01:11:02.560
Let me tell you something for your own good, Julius.
01:11:03.039 --> 01:11:04.319
It's a crock.
01:11:05.920 --> 01:11:06.640
He's not wrong.
01:11:06.960 --> 01:11:08.800
No, he's not.
01:11:09.119 --> 01:11:09.439
Nope.
01:11:10.079 --> 01:11:11.680
And the whole thing is a crock.
01:11:11.840 --> 01:11:12.000
Yeah.
01:11:12.319 --> 01:11:12.880
All of it.
01:11:13.439 --> 01:11:14.960
Everything they've been told is a crock.
01:11:15.359 --> 01:11:21.039
And this just really sets the scene for, you know, like you said earlier in the intro, the the nature versus nurture.
01:11:23.600 --> 01:11:24.560
Oh yeah, for sure.
01:11:25.600 --> 01:11:31.600
It's not so much what your genetic makeup is, it's the experience that molded you.
01:11:31.840 --> 01:11:32.239
Right.
01:11:32.479 --> 01:11:36.640
I mean, technically they're the same, exact same genetic makeup, right?
01:11:36.720 --> 01:11:38.239
I mean, well no, they're not genetically.
01:11:39.279 --> 01:11:42.560
Exact, but it's they would share a lot of similarities.
01:11:42.880 --> 01:11:49.119
I mean, they're all came well, I guess they mix like supposedly separated the good from the bad like you shouldn't have any bad, right?
01:11:49.520 --> 01:11:51.600
Oh my goodness, good behavior.
01:11:53.520 --> 01:11:57.600
There should if you have all these like prime specimens, you shouldn't have any bad.
01:11:57.920 --> 01:11:58.239
No.
01:11:58.560 --> 01:12:01.520
And then how could you dominant and recessive traits?
01:12:01.760 --> 01:12:04.640
How could you ever separate those?
01:12:05.600 --> 01:12:09.520
You're getting into the science that's something we probably need to get into.
01:12:09.920 --> 01:12:13.760
How they did that is something called movies.
01:12:18.159 --> 01:12:23.439
Anywho, um, yeah, so Vince has really taken issue with the with a story that Julius is telling.
01:12:23.600 --> 01:12:30.800
And Vincent reveals that he stole a document from the orphanage proving that their mother is actually alive.
01:12:31.199 --> 01:12:38.960
Um but Vincent refuses to find her because, as far as he's concerned, she's a slut and she abandoned him.
01:12:40.399 --> 01:12:47.520
Um while they're having this discussion, uh the Klein brothers give him a ring.
01:12:47.840 --> 01:12:52.079
And uh they they they let Vincent know they still want their money.
01:12:52.399 --> 01:12:54.720
And Vincent's like, fuck you.
01:12:54.880 --> 01:12:55.760
Right, too bad.
01:12:55.920 --> 01:12:57.520
And then they shoot out their front window.
01:12:57.680 --> 01:12:57.840
Right.
01:12:58.000 --> 01:12:58.319
Yeah.
01:12:58.640 --> 01:12:59.600
They kind of blew it up.
01:12:59.760 --> 01:13:00.640
Kind of blew it up.
01:13:00.880 --> 01:13:03.039
It really was it wasn't clear what happened.
01:13:03.920 --> 01:13:06.640
I assume they just shot it out with like a shotgun.
01:13:06.800 --> 01:13:08.960
But it did seem like there's maybe been a bit of an explosion.
01:13:09.119 --> 01:13:11.680
I mean, it kind of looked like they shot a cannon into it.
01:13:11.920 --> 01:13:15.279
But then it's never mentioned again.
01:13:15.520 --> 01:13:17.840
I mean, really, it's just shooting it out, either way you look at it.
01:13:18.560 --> 01:13:20.560
Whether it's a shotgun or a shit.
01:13:24.479 --> 01:13:24.960
We're mad.
01:13:25.359 --> 01:13:25.760
Yeah.
01:13:26.079 --> 01:13:28.640
But again, it's never really mentioned again.
01:13:28.880 --> 01:13:29.039
No.
01:13:29.199 --> 01:13:32.560
It's just like, oh, we just blew up your front of your house.
01:13:33.520 --> 01:13:33.920
Bye.
01:13:34.239 --> 01:13:34.720
Bye.
01:13:36.640 --> 01:13:37.680
Uh, anyway.
01:13:38.079 --> 01:13:52.560
So we get we got some trouble brewing uh with the Klein brothers, but also it just happens to turn out that the Cadillac that Vincent and Julia stole from the parking garage was left there to be picked up for some shady dealings.
01:13:52.800 --> 01:13:53.359
Right.
01:13:53.600 --> 01:13:57.359
Uh there's this unseemly dude, Webster.
01:13:57.920 --> 01:14:00.880
Um, he he was supposed to pick up the car.
01:14:01.119 --> 01:14:04.479
Uh, and when he shows up to get the car, it's not there.
01:14:04.960 --> 01:14:17.039
And so he goes to the office of the men who left it for him, uh, and they claim that the goods were left in the trunk and instruction for the cassette, but Webster's like, eh, and just shoots the two because they saw his face.
01:14:17.199 --> 01:14:22.319
I really liked the character Webster and how nonchalant and cold-blooded he was.
01:14:22.479 --> 01:14:23.680
Oh, yeah, he was he was he was cool.
01:14:23.840 --> 01:14:25.359
So I'm torn on on Webster.
01:14:25.439 --> 01:14:26.000
Yeah.
01:14:26.319 --> 01:14:33.520
Because I I think, yeah, I in parts I thought he was methodical and cold, and I appreciated it.
01:14:33.600 --> 01:14:34.000
Uh huh.
01:14:34.159 --> 01:14:36.800
But then other parts I thought he was completely bumbling.
01:14:37.279 --> 01:14:37.760
Not that good.
01:14:38.159 --> 01:14:39.119
Especially at the end of the movie.
01:14:39.279 --> 01:14:52.560
And actually, I wonder whether this part of this plot line, because it sometimes it feels like honestly, this plot line was just kind of crammed in and it's completely like tangential.
01:14:52.720 --> 01:14:53.039
Yeah.
01:14:53.199 --> 01:14:55.840
Almost like it came from a different movie entirely.
01:14:56.319 --> 01:14:56.720
Yeah.
01:14:56.880 --> 01:14:58.239
Yeah, I kind of get that too.
01:14:58.479 --> 01:15:12.239
And really, given how little this plot, his character in the plot intersects with the main plot, I kind of almost wonder whether this was an in-production add-in.
01:15:12.479 --> 01:15:13.760
Oh, I bet it was.
01:15:14.000 --> 01:15:18.239
Maybe they were just like, This isn't this movie's not as exciting as we thought it was gonna be.
01:15:18.720 --> 01:15:23.760
And it could have been the studio could have been watching the dailies and said, Yeah, you know what, there's something missing.
01:15:24.000 --> 01:15:25.600
We need we need a villain.
01:15:25.840 --> 01:15:26.239
Right.
01:15:26.479 --> 01:15:51.359
And I think uh because this feels somewhat contrived, and I think you could honestly have weight, because really they have scenes that we'll get to at the end of the movie, but they could have honestly, even like the road trip they're about to go on, I think all that could have already been planned, but the but the impetus for the road trip they could have easily added in with a second shoot to make it make sense.
01:15:51.840 --> 01:15:56.479
You think initially that the villains of the movie are the people that Vincent owes money to.
01:15:56.560 --> 01:15:56.960
Yeah.
01:15:57.600 --> 01:16:04.720
Or the the nefarious scientist that that made the sperm cocktail separate him at birth.
01:16:05.039 --> 01:16:05.439
Right.
01:16:05.840 --> 01:16:10.000
And and so to introduce yet another villainous storyline.
01:16:10.239 --> 01:16:11.359
Right, so now we have three.
01:16:11.520 --> 01:16:12.159
Yeah.
01:16:12.479 --> 01:16:16.640
Yeah, that it was a lot to kind of keep track of.
01:16:16.960 --> 01:16:18.399
You needed a bingo card.
01:16:18.560 --> 01:16:19.039
Yeah.
01:16:19.439 --> 01:16:21.760
Some kind of scorecard of who who was who.
01:16:22.000 --> 01:16:29.520
Is it is that just like the you know, the this is just were they trying to do too much?
01:16:29.840 --> 01:16:40.880
I think they need I think they were doing more than what they needed to do, but I think also the problem is, and this and I don't know whether this is a problem or a result, uh the plot is kind of thin.
01:16:41.199 --> 01:16:45.600
So they're they they really operated the premise is the punchline for this movie.
01:16:45.840 --> 01:16:54.720
Well, I would say that's probably the people who green lighted this movie's fault by just saying it'd be funny if we had a tall guy and a short guy and they were twins.
01:16:54.800 --> 01:16:54.960
Yeah.
01:16:55.039 --> 01:16:56.479
And they're like, yeah, run with it.
01:16:56.640 --> 01:16:57.119
Run with it.
01:16:57.439 --> 01:17:03.119
It's it's almost like they decided, okay, we need to come up with the reason why they would go to New Mexico.
01:17:03.279 --> 01:17:03.760
Yeah.
01:17:04.000 --> 01:17:07.920
Well, let's see, New Mexico's on the way to Houston from LA.
01:17:08.399 --> 01:17:09.279
We could do that.
01:17:09.680 --> 01:17:13.520
Oh, you haven't been on a hike unless you've been on a hike in a while.
01:17:14.319 --> 01:17:20.159
So it to me, it's almost like they they put it in there because they needed an excuse, an easy excuse.
01:17:20.960 --> 01:17:24.000
And I didn't, like you said, it didn't really fit.
01:17:24.239 --> 01:17:24.800
Yeah.
01:17:25.119 --> 01:17:31.199
You have enough contrarians, you don't have to add in Webster with his silence pistol shooting people.
01:17:31.439 --> 01:17:31.760
Right.
01:17:31.920 --> 01:17:32.560
Yeah.
01:17:33.279 --> 01:17:34.960
That really made it a darker tone.
01:17:36.319 --> 01:17:39.680
I mean, he was he was cold-blooded, it was calculated.
01:17:39.840 --> 01:17:46.319
I thought it was kind of neat, but he was kind of I do think there are parts where I I agree with you.
01:17:47.439 --> 01:17:52.960
This part in particular, I kind of actually found there was a hu a dry, sick, twisted humor.
01:17:53.119 --> 01:17:53.279
Right.
01:17:53.439 --> 01:17:59.840
And I thought this was gonna be a better character based upon this one scene of him offing the two dudes in the office.
01:18:00.079 --> 01:18:00.640
Yeah.
01:18:00.880 --> 01:18:09.279
And and his character actually gets better later on when he runs across the brothers who are chasing down Vincent.
01:18:09.680 --> 01:18:12.560
I mean, he's cool, calm, collected, and cold.
01:18:12.800 --> 01:18:13.199
Brutal.
01:18:13.439 --> 01:18:14.960
Yeah, that was awesome, but still funny.
01:18:15.359 --> 01:18:17.199
Pops him in the leg and walks away, right?
01:18:17.359 --> 01:18:18.239
You know, yeah.
01:18:18.479 --> 01:18:23.520
And so I had more hopes for where that character was going.
01:18:23.680 --> 01:18:24.000
Yeah.
01:18:24.159 --> 01:18:24.560
Yeah.
01:18:24.720 --> 01:18:25.279
Yeah.
01:18:25.520 --> 01:18:27.760
Well, we'll get more into that as we get to it.
01:18:27.920 --> 01:18:28.399
Yep.
01:18:28.640 --> 01:18:38.960
Um, back though, with uh Julius, he he's gone and paid a visit to the address that was listed in the document that Vincent had.
01:18:39.199 --> 01:18:52.640
Uh, and there he meets one of his six genetic fathers who tells him all about the experiment, and he tells him that, you know, where he needs to go to learn more about his backstory.
01:18:52.960 --> 01:18:56.720
Your mother was uh an amazing woman.
01:19:01.920 --> 01:19:03.359
Why didn't you?
01:19:03.760 --> 01:19:04.880
Oh, I asked her to.
01:19:05.039 --> 01:19:06.319
She turned me down.
01:19:08.960 --> 01:19:12.800
She uh said she was afraid to have any more children.
01:19:14.720 --> 01:19:17.760
See, they they told her you had died at birth.
01:19:18.079 --> 01:19:19.840
Who told her we died?
01:19:24.479 --> 01:19:25.520
Mitchell Traver.
01:19:25.840 --> 01:19:28.880
The guy with the clipboard, he supervised the experiment for the garden.
01:19:29.279 --> 01:19:30.000
Fucking traverse.
01:19:34.800 --> 01:19:36.800
I'll have to pay him a visit.
01:19:37.039 --> 01:19:38.720
Yeah, what job for him?
01:19:39.199 --> 01:19:40.800
He's kind of a dickhead.
01:19:43.039 --> 01:19:43.840
Dickhead.
01:19:46.319 --> 01:19:47.600
No, I don't.
01:19:49.119 --> 01:19:51.840
But uh I'm learning.
01:19:56.640 --> 01:19:59.439
Oh man, I love him so much in this movie.
01:19:59.680 --> 01:20:05.520
So Julius now knows where he needs to go to learn more about his backstory.
01:20:06.319 --> 01:20:06.640
Yeah.
01:20:07.840 --> 01:20:16.479
Vincent um is driving around town in the Cadillac, and he happens to pop in the tape um into the cassette deck.
01:20:16.800 --> 01:20:21.119
And on the tape, he he hears a voice that basically is telling Mr.
01:20:21.199 --> 01:20:32.159
Webster, who was supposed to have picked up the car, that there's goods in the trunk uh that you know he needs to take to Beatroot McKinley and has the phone number to call Mr.
01:20:32.319 --> 01:20:33.840
Beatroot McKinley.
01:20:34.239 --> 01:20:38.560
Um Vincent gives Beatroot McKinley.
01:20:39.279 --> 01:20:40.640
What a dumb name.
01:20:40.720 --> 01:20:41.359
Yeah.
01:20:42.720 --> 01:20:43.439
A call.
01:20:44.560 --> 01:20:54.239
Beatroot and learns from Beatroot uh that if he delivers to the the car to Houston, he he's up for a pretty decent payday.
01:20:54.560 --> 01:21:12.079
Five million! Five million dollars! Five million dollars, five million dollars, five, five million dollars, five million dollars, five million.
01:21:13.039 --> 01:21:14.800
Did you guys catch how much he was gonna make?
01:21:14.880 --> 01:21:15.760
Because I don't think I caught it.
01:21:15.920 --> 01:21:16.640
I think it was five million.
01:21:17.439 --> 01:21:17.840
Five million?
01:21:17.920 --> 01:21:22.960
I think it was ten, I was torn between like three and seven million.
01:21:23.039 --> 01:21:23.760
I couldn't I couldn't.
01:21:24.319 --> 01:21:26.079
If you kind of average that out, it gives us five.
01:21:26.319 --> 01:21:27.359
Five million.
01:21:27.520 --> 01:21:28.720
Okay, five million dollars.
01:21:28.880 --> 01:21:29.520
Yeah.
01:21:29.840 --> 01:21:31.199
That's a nice payday.
01:21:31.520 --> 01:21:36.560
That's a heck of a for driving a Cadillac from LA to Houston.
01:21:36.800 --> 01:21:37.840
To Houston.
01:21:39.279 --> 01:21:41.119
So Vincent is in a rush.
01:21:41.279 --> 01:21:43.920
He's loading up the car, wants to head to Houston.
01:21:44.159 --> 01:21:47.600
Julius shows up and he's like, no, we need to go to New Mexico.
01:21:47.840 --> 01:21:50.239
Um, I don't why am I even trying that?
01:21:50.319 --> 01:21:51.359
I can't do that.
01:21:51.600 --> 01:21:53.439
I feel terrible even attempting it.
01:21:53.520 --> 01:21:56.000
Uh needs to go to New Mexico so they could search for Dr.
01:21:56.159 --> 01:21:59.199
Traven and learn where where you know what's up with their mom.
01:21:59.359 --> 01:22:02.399
Uh Julius says that New Mexico is on the way.
01:22:02.479 --> 01:22:06.239
And Vincent eventually agrees and says that they can go together.
01:22:06.399 --> 01:22:13.680
Uh, but while Julius is in the house packing his bag, Vincent hops in the car and starts to back out the driveway because he's gonna blow them off and leave him behind.
01:22:13.920 --> 01:22:15.279
Like he did uh once before.
01:22:15.359 --> 01:22:15.680
Yep.
01:22:16.159 --> 01:22:26.720
Uh but but just as he's ready to pull out, um, he stopped at the last second when Linda and Marnie pull into the driveway to deliver him a birthday cake.
01:22:27.119 --> 01:22:28.720
Birthday cake, devil's food.
01:22:29.279 --> 01:22:34.159
Uh and Marnie has also baked something special just for Julius.
01:22:34.239 --> 01:22:36.239
Uh, she's made him a tray of cookies.
01:22:36.560 --> 01:22:36.720
Yeah.
01:22:36.880 --> 01:22:43.119
And so she goes in to give them to him personally, and he's so excited because he can't wait to toss the cookies.
01:22:43.279 --> 01:22:43.439
Right.
01:22:43.760 --> 01:22:45.199
That's actually what he said.
01:22:45.439 --> 01:22:46.239
I'm excited.
01:22:46.399 --> 01:22:48.560
I can't wait to toss your cookies.
01:22:48.720 --> 01:22:50.319
I can't wait to toss them.
01:22:52.560 --> 01:22:53.119
Yeah.
01:22:53.359 --> 01:23:02.720
Um, and you know, and Marnie catches Julius just he's getting out of the shower, and man, those CFMs she's throwing him may have been deadly.
01:23:02.880 --> 01:23:04.000
Yeah, no doubt.
01:23:04.239 --> 01:23:07.439
I mean, it was it was yeah, so obvious.
01:23:07.600 --> 01:23:10.960
Yeah, this is peak physical Arnold.
01:23:11.279 --> 01:23:11.600
Yeah.
01:23:11.760 --> 01:23:12.079
Uh-huh.
01:23:12.319 --> 01:23:13.600
Even his muscles had muscles.
01:23:13.840 --> 01:23:14.239
Uh huh.
01:23:14.640 --> 01:23:17.680
So, yeah, that was that was pretty impressive.
01:23:17.920 --> 01:23:18.960
He's a massive dude.
01:23:19.119 --> 01:23:20.399
I mean, holy smokes.
01:23:20.560 --> 01:23:20.880
Yeah.
01:23:21.199 --> 01:23:23.199
He was in all his pectoral glory.
01:23:23.359 --> 01:23:24.399
They were huge.
01:23:24.880 --> 01:23:26.239
Like they're the size of my head.
01:23:26.399 --> 01:23:26.960
It was awesome.
01:23:27.119 --> 01:23:27.279
Yeah.
01:23:27.359 --> 01:23:28.000
It's crazy.
01:23:28.159 --> 01:23:28.319
Yeah.
01:23:28.880 --> 01:23:29.199
Mr.
01:23:29.920 --> 01:23:31.359
Was he a five-time Mr.
01:23:31.439 --> 01:23:32.159
Olympia?
01:23:32.399 --> 01:23:34.720
I don't know, but I know multiple times.
01:23:35.039 --> 01:23:35.199
Yeah.
01:23:36.079 --> 01:23:36.399
Yeah.
01:23:36.960 --> 01:23:39.279
He was he was racked, stacked, and packed.
01:23:40.000 --> 01:23:43.199
He's a beast of a man, that is for sure.
01:23:43.520 --> 01:23:51.600
Uh, outside the house, uh, Linda convinces Vincent to take her with them on their road trip.
01:23:53.680 --> 01:23:54.399
She did.
01:23:54.560 --> 01:23:55.199
Yeah.
01:23:58.079 --> 01:24:01.279
So Because Vincent shows her what's in the trunk.
01:24:02.000 --> 01:24:02.560
Another stretch.
01:24:02.640 --> 01:24:02.800
Yeah.
01:24:02.880 --> 01:24:03.039
Yeah.
01:24:03.279 --> 01:24:05.600
Vincent shows her what's in the trunk of the car.
01:24:05.840 --> 01:24:07.680
Another thing you wouldn't normally do.
01:24:08.000 --> 01:24:10.640
So, yeah, there's there's some gaps here.
01:24:10.880 --> 01:24:13.600
Because why, number one, would he show her that?
01:24:13.760 --> 01:24:14.319
Right.
01:24:14.880 --> 01:24:20.319
Number two, why would she be so excited about it and say, let's go on the trip with you?
01:24:21.039 --> 01:24:25.039
Number three, and this comes back to it a little bit later.
01:24:25.760 --> 01:24:29.600
And I won't give the whole thing away, but there's luggage thrown out of the car.
01:24:29.680 --> 01:24:30.079
Yeah.
01:24:30.399 --> 01:24:33.199
At them by Vincent.
01:24:33.439 --> 01:24:35.199
Where did their luggage come from?
01:24:35.439 --> 01:24:38.239
Because she was like, We're coming with you.
01:24:38.399 --> 01:24:39.439
You had nothing packed.
01:24:39.760 --> 01:24:39.920
No.
01:24:40.239 --> 01:24:41.600
You didn't have a change of underwear.
01:24:41.680 --> 01:24:43.199
Yeah, the clothes on your back, and that's it.
01:24:43.279 --> 01:24:43.439
Yeah.
01:24:43.520 --> 01:24:44.560
And you were like, let's go.
01:24:44.640 --> 01:24:47.039
And they took off, and then all of a sudden you have luggage later.
01:24:47.119 --> 01:24:47.760
Yeah.
01:24:48.239 --> 01:24:48.479
Yeah.
01:24:48.640 --> 01:24:53.119
I mean, I I guess maybe they swung by their apartment so they could pack.
01:24:53.439 --> 01:24:54.000
I guess so.
01:24:54.079 --> 01:24:54.640
That could be.
01:24:54.880 --> 01:24:55.680
Could be.
01:24:55.920 --> 01:25:08.319
But yeah, so so lo and behold, because apparently no one has anything to do for the next few days, they all pile in the Cadillac and head out of town on the cross country road trip.
01:25:08.560 --> 01:25:14.640
Um, so we have Julius, Vincent, Linda, and Marnie all traveling together.
01:25:15.279 --> 01:25:21.920
And Linda, you know, it's like says to Julius, Do you mind if I sit on the front seat with Vincent?
01:25:22.000 --> 01:25:23.359
And of course he lets him.
01:25:23.439 --> 01:25:28.800
And then he always goes to the backseat, and there we have Marnie just looking like a goddamn sex pot.
01:25:29.840 --> 01:25:30.479
Yep.
01:25:32.560 --> 01:25:36.000
And uh yeah, so they're they're on the way.
01:25:36.880 --> 01:25:45.520
Webster um gets information about Vincent from David Caruso uh at the parking garage.
01:25:45.680 --> 01:25:46.560
Oh yeah.
01:25:46.880 --> 01:25:51.199
And uh so Webster then knows where Vincent lives and goes to the house.
01:25:51.359 --> 01:26:01.600
Uh and this is where he finds information about where they're going because Vincent just apparently wrote it down on a piece of paper and tossed it in a trash can, and Webster's found it in the trash.
01:26:01.760 --> 01:26:02.000
Right.
01:26:02.159 --> 01:26:06.640
And while he's doing that, the Glean Brothers just happened to show up.
01:26:06.880 --> 01:26:09.439
See, I thought Webster was gonna kill Julius the cat.
01:26:09.920 --> 01:26:20.159
Oh, that would have been up in uh the what the fuck is that movie?
01:26:20.479 --> 01:26:21.279
What am I thinking of?
01:26:21.439 --> 01:26:22.000
Pet Cemetery?
01:26:22.159 --> 01:26:23.279
The Keanu Reese movie.
01:26:23.600 --> 01:26:25.279
Oh, um they killed his puppy.
01:26:25.439 --> 01:26:25.840
John Wick.
01:26:26.079 --> 01:26:26.399
John Wick.
01:26:26.560 --> 01:26:26.800
Yeah, yeah.
01:26:27.039 --> 01:26:28.319
Fuck what can I think of John Wick?
01:26:28.399 --> 01:26:28.640
I don't know.
01:26:28.720 --> 01:26:30.560
I thought we were gonna end up in a John Wick situation.
01:26:30.800 --> 01:26:32.399
But regardless, he didn't kill the cat.
01:26:32.640 --> 01:26:35.359
But the cat did give away Fenton's location.
01:26:35.520 --> 01:26:35.680
Yeah.
01:26:35.920 --> 01:26:38.319
Because he was eating that piece of paper for some reason.
01:26:38.800 --> 01:26:39.359
Stupid cat.
01:26:39.439 --> 01:26:39.600
Yeah.
01:26:40.079 --> 01:26:41.840
Well, I was digging for food in the trash can.
01:26:41.920 --> 01:26:43.600
It was eating a napkin.
01:26:44.319 --> 01:26:50.000
But it knocked over the trash can and out spilled the crinkled up piece of paper with the five million dollars on there.
01:26:50.319 --> 01:26:52.319
See, this is why you just never get cats.
01:26:52.640 --> 01:26:53.520
I'd agree with that.
01:26:54.880 --> 01:26:56.880
They will give up your location.
01:26:57.600 --> 01:26:59.600
So Webster knows where to go.
01:26:59.760 --> 01:27:12.560
And but while he he's still in the house, the Klein brothers show up trying to get money from Vincent, and and they have a bit of an altercation, uh, resulting in Webster shooting two of them square in the leg before leaving.
01:27:12.880 --> 01:27:13.439
I love that.
01:27:13.600 --> 01:27:15.279
Do I look like Vincent?
01:27:16.239 --> 01:27:23.840
I mean, this is the second example of that uh Webster dude being cold, calculated, and brutal and kind of and kind of cool.
01:27:24.000 --> 01:27:28.640
But he also tried to get out of it because he was like, I'm just here to feed the cat, and then I'm on my way.
01:27:28.880 --> 01:27:31.039
And then they kept pushing, you know.
01:27:31.760 --> 01:27:33.279
So he shot him.
01:27:34.079 --> 01:27:36.560
But I feel like there was an inconsistency here.
01:27:37.119 --> 01:27:38.560
Because why did he kill him?
01:27:39.199 --> 01:27:39.920
They saw his face.
01:27:40.159 --> 01:27:46.560
They saw his face, which is the reason why he I mean, I guess they don't know his name, they can't put a name to the face.
01:27:46.880 --> 01:27:47.199
Maybe.
01:27:47.680 --> 01:27:54.239
But yeah, he killed uh his associates in a previous scene because they saw his face.
01:27:54.880 --> 01:27:57.359
Which they only saw his face because he came to their office.
01:27:58.079 --> 01:28:02.079
In this case, yeah, three Nairdwell criminals saw your face.
01:28:02.239 --> 01:28:02.560
Right.
01:28:02.720 --> 01:28:07.359
And yeah, you you you man, he shot him like in the shin.
01:28:07.600 --> 01:28:08.000
Right.
01:28:08.239 --> 01:28:09.199
That's awful.
01:28:09.359 --> 01:28:09.600
Yeah.
01:28:09.760 --> 01:28:10.560
That sucks.
01:28:10.800 --> 01:28:11.119
You know.
01:28:11.279 --> 01:28:12.079
But like, yeah.
01:28:12.319 --> 01:28:15.760
Then the guy who doesn't get shot is like, I'm gonna call the doctor.
01:28:15.920 --> 01:28:17.119
Who calls a doctor?
01:28:17.600 --> 01:28:18.640
You call an ambulance.
01:28:18.800 --> 01:28:19.760
I'm gonna call the doctor.
01:28:19.920 --> 01:28:21.760
I'm gonna call my primary care physician.
01:28:21.840 --> 01:28:22.079
Yeah.
01:28:22.239 --> 01:28:23.600
I'm gonna take him to a vet.
01:28:24.399 --> 01:28:25.039
Right.
01:28:26.640 --> 01:28:27.279
So yeah.
01:28:27.439 --> 01:28:31.760
Uh so now Webster knows where where the brothers are going.
01:28:31.920 --> 01:28:32.560
Yep.
01:28:33.520 --> 01:28:37.520
Um, they they do make the stop in New Mexico.
01:28:38.159 --> 01:28:44.079
Uh, and they go to to have a conversation with Dr.
01:28:44.319 --> 01:28:45.039
Traven.
01:28:45.520 --> 01:28:45.760
No!
01:28:50.000 --> 01:28:51.199
That's our mother right now.
01:28:51.359 --> 01:28:52.399
Those are the six fathers.
01:28:52.560 --> 01:28:55.439
That's Werner, and that is you.
01:28:56.159 --> 01:28:57.760
So start talking.
01:28:58.239 --> 01:28:59.760
Because he doesn't want to talk at first.
01:28:59.840 --> 01:29:00.000
Right.
01:29:00.159 --> 01:29:02.560
So he has yeah, they have to kick the door in.
01:29:02.960 --> 01:29:08.880
Uh and Draven reveals their their mother lives in an art colony near Santa Fe.
01:29:09.039 --> 01:29:16.479
Uh and Julius warns Traven that if he's lying to him, he'll be back.
01:29:16.640 --> 01:29:17.600
Yeah, I thought that was great.
01:29:17.920 --> 01:29:18.560
I thought that was great.
01:29:18.640 --> 01:29:19.279
Yeah, that was fun.
01:29:19.439 --> 01:29:20.319
I'll be back.
01:29:20.640 --> 01:29:28.800
Uh and and but Traven also does provide him with a bit more information into their origins.
01:29:29.039 --> 01:29:32.640
We're making the most fully developed human the world has ever seen.
01:29:33.920 --> 01:29:38.399
But instead of just one perfect kid, Mom had the two of us.
01:29:38.640 --> 01:29:39.760
Way to go, mom!
01:29:40.159 --> 01:29:40.800
Wrong.
01:29:41.039 --> 01:29:46.239
The embryo did split in two, but it didn't split equally.
01:29:46.720 --> 01:29:49.920
All the purity and strength went into Julius.
01:29:51.119 --> 01:29:55.359
All the crap that was left over went into what you see in the mirror every morning.
01:29:56.319 --> 01:29:58.000
Whoa, whoa, you tell me I'm the crap?
01:29:58.159 --> 01:29:59.039
No, this is not true.
01:29:59.600 --> 01:30:00.159
Wait a minute, Julius.
01:30:00.560 --> 01:30:01.199
I want to hear this.
01:30:01.279 --> 01:30:04.960
You tell me that I am the leftover crap that I'm no good?
01:30:05.119 --> 01:30:05.840
He's wrong.
01:30:06.000 --> 01:30:06.960
Look at him.
01:30:10.319 --> 01:30:14.479
Are you saying that I'm a side effect?
01:30:14.800 --> 01:30:15.680
Yeah, that's what he told him.
01:30:16.159 --> 01:30:16.399
Vincent.
01:30:16.800 --> 01:30:17.439
Straight up.
01:30:18.239 --> 01:30:23.199
Which is another scientific no no.
01:30:23.359 --> 01:30:23.520
No.
01:30:23.760 --> 01:30:26.479
If the embryo splits, then you'd be identical.
01:30:26.640 --> 01:30:26.960
Yeah.
01:30:27.199 --> 01:30:27.520
Yeah.
01:30:28.960 --> 01:30:29.600
Yeah, I know.
01:30:29.920 --> 01:30:31.119
The science be damned.
01:30:31.439 --> 01:30:32.000
Movie.
01:30:34.880 --> 01:30:42.319
Um, yeah, Vincent doesn't take the news that he's the reject very well, but but Julius does a really good job at popping him up.
01:30:42.560 --> 01:30:44.880
This is my favorite part of the movie.
01:30:45.119 --> 01:30:45.439
Yeah.
01:30:45.520 --> 01:30:45.920
Yep.
01:30:46.079 --> 01:30:46.640
Alright.
01:30:47.119 --> 01:30:50.960
See, Vincent, you're the missing part of my life.
01:30:52.000 --> 01:30:54.560
And I'm the missing part of your life.
01:30:55.119 --> 01:30:59.680
And when we find mama, we can feel the missing part of hers.
01:31:02.720 --> 01:31:04.720
We won't be alone anymore.
01:31:07.439 --> 01:31:09.520
We can be a family.
01:31:13.520 --> 01:31:14.479
Hear the music.
01:31:16.880 --> 01:31:17.359
Family.
01:31:18.079 --> 01:31:18.720
Yes.
01:31:21.760 --> 01:31:26.800
You mean like with a Christmas tree and Thanksgiving dinner?
01:31:27.039 --> 01:31:28.479
And a real home.
01:31:33.439 --> 01:31:34.319
Always.
01:31:37.199 --> 01:31:39.119
Even when you've been bad.
01:31:43.119 --> 01:31:43.680
Aw.
01:31:43.920 --> 01:31:48.880
That that whole part once they leave the doctor's office and Vincent's down.
01:31:49.039 --> 01:32:01.119
And and we hear the tail end of what Julius tells him, but that whole scene of Julius telling Vincent that he has worth that was really that was really neat.
01:32:01.439 --> 01:32:07.520
And he really lays out the nature or I'm sorry, the nurture differences that they've had.
01:32:07.760 --> 01:32:08.399
Yeah, he did.
01:32:08.479 --> 01:32:11.680
And and basically makes the case like I had this, but you didn't.
01:32:11.760 --> 01:32:13.439
And this is what I had, and you didn't.
01:32:13.520 --> 01:32:17.760
And so you know, but we're here together and we can be a family.
01:32:18.000 --> 01:32:22.079
And it really hits Vincent in the feels.
01:32:22.479 --> 01:32:24.079
It hit me a little in the feels.
01:32:24.239 --> 01:32:24.560
Yeah.
01:32:24.800 --> 01:32:25.119
Yeah.
01:32:25.279 --> 01:32:25.760
Yeah.
01:32:26.000 --> 01:32:30.479
I thought Vincent was when he was like with the Christmas tree and Thanksgiving.
01:32:30.960 --> 01:32:35.840
I thought he was gonna like he was like mocking him and getting ready to like make caught him about.
01:32:36.239 --> 01:32:37.439
I was on the fence about that too.
01:32:37.840 --> 01:32:43.600
I thought yeah, he was gonna be but but the further we get into it, the more that it was clear this was a sincere.
01:32:43.680 --> 01:32:44.720
It was almost like a kid.
01:32:45.199 --> 01:32:48.079
It felt like the Grinch, you know, uh at Christmas.
01:32:48.159 --> 01:32:52.560
Like he he was so jaded, but yeah, his heart grew multiple sizes.
01:32:53.520 --> 01:32:56.960
Yeah, yeah, I was just sitting there waiting for him to be like, you fucking idiot.
01:32:58.000 --> 01:32:59.520
Oh, you want a Christmas dream.
01:32:59.760 --> 01:33:01.439
That happens that happens later.
01:33:02.399 --> 01:33:12.560
But but if it's still if it wasn't clear, I think in the scenes that follow, it becomes clear that Vincent is fully bought in.
01:33:12.720 --> 01:33:13.119
Uh-huh.
01:33:13.359 --> 01:33:20.880
Because he really then from here on out takes Julius under, which seems weird because he's a lot shorter, but he takes Julius under his wing.
01:33:20.960 --> 01:33:21.119
Right.
01:33:21.359 --> 01:33:22.239
Puts him above his wing.
01:33:22.399 --> 01:33:24.079
Yeah, which is part of the comedy.
01:33:24.399 --> 01:33:28.560
And you know, he's like, you're not gonna, no one's gonna meet my mom dressed like you.
01:33:28.720 --> 01:33:31.840
We are gonna go get you a good outfit.
01:33:32.079 --> 01:33:36.560
And so that we get that fun scene of them shopping together and and doing the suits.
01:33:36.720 --> 01:33:56.079
And we we get you know the the iconic moment of them coming out dressed in the same outfit and putting on the sunglasses and learning how to walk with a hot dog, having a little bit and even carries over into the hotel room where where Vincent is giving Julia some uh tips on dating and dancing.
01:33:56.239 --> 01:33:57.520
Oh, did you notice?
01:33:57.760 --> 01:34:08.880
I don't know if this was like a mix-up or whatever, but Vincent, when they're doing the dance lessons, Vincent says, I'll give you a couple printers instead of pointers.
01:34:08.960 --> 01:34:10.239
It was printers.
01:34:10.560 --> 01:34:13.840
I don't know if it was a mix-up they didn't catch or if he just said it that way.
01:34:15.760 --> 01:34:16.960
It was really funny.
01:34:20.399 --> 01:34:28.239
And so at the end of the day, the you know, the brothers take the sisters out to a bar uh where they're dancing and having a good time.
01:34:28.880 --> 01:34:30.640
Did either of you catch the band?
01:34:30.880 --> 01:34:32.159
Notice the band playing?
01:34:32.479 --> 01:34:34.159
I I noticed the band playing, yeah.
01:34:34.399 --> 01:34:35.520
I don't know who they were.
01:34:35.760 --> 01:34:38.479
Well, the guitarist was Jeff Beck.
01:34:40.079 --> 01:34:42.640
Your your face is clearly telling me you don't know who Jeff Beck is.
01:34:42.800 --> 01:34:43.359
Who's Jeff Beck?
01:34:43.520 --> 01:34:44.800
Jeff Beck is a famous guitarist.
01:34:45.039 --> 01:34:48.159
Oh, he was in the Yardbirds and a bunch of other stuff.
01:34:48.399 --> 01:34:49.439
Oh, the Yardbirds.
01:34:49.520 --> 01:34:49.840
Yeah.
01:34:50.239 --> 01:34:50.640
All right.
01:34:50.720 --> 01:34:52.720
Oh he was in the Yardbirds and a bunch of other stuff.
01:34:53.039 --> 01:34:54.560
And a bunch of other stuff.
01:34:54.880 --> 01:34:55.279
Duh.
01:34:55.439 --> 01:34:55.680
Yeah.
01:34:56.239 --> 01:34:56.720
Sorry.
01:34:56.960 --> 01:34:59.039
There's a there's a hole in my knowledge base.
01:34:59.600 --> 01:35:00.319
I should have known that.
01:35:00.560 --> 01:35:01.199
Jeff Beck.
01:35:01.359 --> 01:35:01.600
Yeah.
01:35:01.840 --> 01:35:06.079
There's a hole in my knowledge that can only be filled by Jeff Beck.
01:35:08.159 --> 01:35:10.079
Better than filling a different hole.
01:35:11.359 --> 01:35:12.079
Which hole?
01:35:12.560 --> 01:35:17.920
Yeah, but they're they're they're having a good time, and they're really hitting it off.
01:35:18.159 --> 01:35:29.039
Um, and you know, Julius, you know, it's really what or Vincent really wants Julius to know he he's got a man in the shade with Marnie.
01:35:29.279 --> 01:35:32.399
Hey, Jules, Marnie's got the hots for you, babe.
01:35:32.479 --> 01:35:33.840
Tonight is your lucky night.
01:35:33.920 --> 01:35:34.399
I know it.
01:35:34.640 --> 01:35:36.239
I don't think Marnie really likes Marnie.
01:35:36.399 --> 01:35:37.359
Oh, are you kidding me?
01:35:37.520 --> 01:35:38.560
Piece of cake.
01:35:38.720 --> 01:35:39.840
This woman is right.
01:35:40.239 --> 01:35:42.800
You just uh, you know, you're nervous because it's your first time.
01:35:43.119 --> 01:35:44.399
Perfectly natural.
01:35:46.399 --> 01:35:47.039
Really?
01:35:51.760 --> 01:35:53.680
Were you nervous the first time?
01:35:55.119 --> 01:35:56.000
He was twice.
01:35:56.720 --> 01:35:59.359
I was 12 years old and she was a nun.
01:35:59.520 --> 01:36:00.640
Talk about pressure.
01:36:02.319 --> 01:36:06.319
Oh no, I okay.
01:36:06.399 --> 01:36:11.119
I wanna just he was 12 years old and she was a nun.
01:36:11.439 --> 01:36:12.399
Talk about pressure.
01:36:12.560 --> 01:36:13.119
Uh huh.
01:36:13.359 --> 01:36:13.680
Okay.
01:36:14.560 --> 01:36:19.600
Now, as fucked up as it is, did that nun have a lot to compare against?
01:36:19.680 --> 01:36:20.640
Where was the pressure?
01:36:20.880 --> 01:36:22.880
Oh, she shouldn't.
01:36:23.119 --> 01:36:24.960
Unless she converted later.
01:36:25.119 --> 01:36:27.359
You know, like she wasn't born a nun.
01:36:27.520 --> 01:36:27.840
Right.
01:36:28.000 --> 01:36:34.319
The the other thing from this discussion I like to bring up, he describes Marnie as being ripe.
01:36:34.800 --> 01:36:35.199
Yeah.
01:36:35.439 --> 01:36:36.640
She's ripe.
01:36:36.960 --> 01:36:37.520
That's true.
01:36:37.680 --> 01:36:42.479
Now, this is almost 40 years or 40, yeah, 40, 38 years ago.
01:36:42.880 --> 01:36:44.079
Oh man, yeah.
01:36:44.239 --> 01:36:46.319
So times they be a changing.
01:36:46.640 --> 01:36:47.279
They sure do.
01:36:47.439 --> 01:36:47.680
Uh-huh.
01:36:47.840 --> 01:36:52.079
You know what I think of like when somebody says, Oh, you're ripe, it's like you smell better.
01:36:52.239 --> 01:36:53.279
You smell bad.
01:36:55.279 --> 01:36:56.479
I got some B.O.
01:36:56.640 --> 01:36:56.960
going on.
01:36:57.039 --> 01:36:58.079
Put on some deodorant.
01:36:58.239 --> 01:36:58.800
You're ripe.
01:36:59.039 --> 01:37:01.359
I guess he I guess he means ripe for the pickings.
01:37:01.600 --> 01:37:03.359
Yeah, ripe for the pickings, I think.
01:37:03.439 --> 01:37:04.079
Yeah.
01:37:04.880 --> 01:37:09.520
And as it turns out, he's he guess on that front, probably not entirely wrong.
01:37:09.680 --> 01:37:13.520
Uh, because Julius and Marnie do they do better smooching.
01:37:13.920 --> 01:37:14.479
They do.
01:37:14.640 --> 01:37:14.960
Yeah.
01:37:15.199 --> 01:37:17.039
Uh she was ripe.
01:37:19.760 --> 01:37:32.640
But the the the Klain brothers apparently tracked him all the way from LA to this little roadside country bar in New Mexico.
01:37:32.880 --> 01:37:34.560
How do you how do you find them?
01:37:34.880 --> 01:37:45.920
Well, you know, they they knew that Marnie and Linda were on going to New Mexico because I guess they one of them had called and said into work.
01:37:46.159 --> 01:37:51.520
Into work, saying we're not coming to work because we're going on a road trip to New Mexico.
01:37:51.680 --> 01:37:54.319
Oh, and then subsequently were fired.
01:37:54.880 --> 01:37:55.279
You know.
01:37:55.680 --> 01:37:59.039
Because, you know, I guess you just that's what happens when you don't go to work.
01:37:59.279 --> 01:38:00.479
Yeah, they didn't give much notice.
01:38:00.880 --> 01:38:01.359
No, yeah.
01:38:01.520 --> 01:38:04.720
Uh, and I I could see how a supervisor maybe annoyed by that.
01:38:04.880 --> 01:38:19.760
But but yeah, the fact that you, for some reason, would then follow them to New Mexico and just so happen to go to the exact bar where they were hanging out seems a bit of a stretch.
01:38:20.000 --> 01:38:22.239
Yeah, they just kind of popped in there out of nowhere.
01:38:22.399 --> 01:38:24.800
And I'm thinking, how did they know where they were?
01:38:25.119 --> 01:38:25.840
Movie.
01:38:26.000 --> 01:38:27.279
That's true.
01:38:28.640 --> 01:38:30.479
Because movie.
01:38:31.439 --> 01:38:32.159
Movie.
01:38:33.760 --> 01:38:39.760
And um, so Julius and Vincent, you know, they fight the McLean brothers off.
01:38:39.920 --> 01:38:40.880
The Bash Bros.
01:38:41.359 --> 01:38:41.760
Yeah.
01:38:41.920 --> 01:38:44.239
And, you know, Julius does most of the work.
01:38:44.399 --> 01:38:44.800
He does.
01:38:44.960 --> 01:38:47.760
But Vincent does get a good shot in with the guitar.
01:38:48.000 --> 01:38:49.039
Yeah, he does, yeah.
01:38:49.359 --> 01:38:56.800
And I love that moment because afterwards, you know, Julius is like, you I love it when you're violent.
01:38:57.039 --> 01:38:58.319
I love it when you hit people.
01:38:58.640 --> 01:38:59.039
Yeah.
01:38:59.359 --> 01:39:05.840
Because that's what uh that's what Vincent said uh-huh in the first altercation.
01:39:06.319 --> 01:39:08.000
I love it when you hit people.
01:39:08.479 --> 01:39:10.319
I love it when you hit people.
01:39:11.199 --> 01:39:15.680
Back at the hotel, uh, Vincent goes off to spend the night with Linda.
01:39:15.920 --> 01:39:22.399
And since Vincent's in Linda's room, Marnie has no choice but to come share the room with Julius.
01:39:22.560 --> 01:39:28.800
Uh, and Julius tells her he she can have either bed because he sleeps on the floor.
01:39:29.119 --> 01:39:34.640
And so Marnie gets into bed, but you know, darn the luck.
01:39:34.880 --> 01:39:36.720
The bed is just too lumpy.
01:39:37.039 --> 01:39:37.680
It's too lumpy.
01:39:37.840 --> 01:39:38.479
It's too lumpy.
01:39:38.640 --> 01:39:40.399
Can't sleep on the bed.
01:39:40.880 --> 01:39:44.239
And so she goes, shares the floor with Vincent.
01:39:44.800 --> 01:39:45.279
Yep.
01:39:46.000 --> 01:39:47.920
And they do it.
01:39:48.800 --> 01:39:49.439
They do.
01:39:49.680 --> 01:39:50.399
They do.
01:39:51.199 --> 01:39:54.159
And the look on his face is hilarious.
01:39:54.479 --> 01:39:54.960
It is.
01:39:55.119 --> 01:39:55.760
It's great.
01:39:56.079 --> 01:39:57.359
The little afterglow.
01:39:57.920 --> 01:39:59.520
He's got that goofy smile.
01:39:59.840 --> 01:40:08.079
So this is the thing, like, so this is not Marnie's first time with someone.
01:40:08.720 --> 01:40:12.720
Uh this is Julius' first time with anyone.
01:40:13.600 --> 01:40:18.079
Um she's smoking a cigarette afterwards, looking real satisfied.
01:40:18.239 --> 01:40:18.800
Oh, yeah.
01:40:19.039 --> 01:40:28.079
And I'm gonna assume at 35 years old, as a virgin who has zero experience, it probably was fast and not good.
01:40:28.720 --> 01:40:30.560
But she sure did look like she was happy.
01:40:30.800 --> 01:40:31.840
Okay, so I thought about that.
01:40:32.079 --> 01:40:34.319
Because I thought the same thing initially, right?
01:40:34.800 --> 01:40:41.199
But she just made love with a physical specimen.
01:40:41.520 --> 01:40:42.079
Yeah.
01:40:42.399 --> 01:40:44.479
I mean, look at the dude.
01:40:44.640 --> 01:40:44.960
Yeah.
01:40:45.199 --> 01:40:47.600
He is rack stacked and packed.
01:40:47.920 --> 01:40:56.239
But if it lasts 30 seconds, are you really gonna be like satisfied with that?
01:40:57.359 --> 01:40:59.039
We don't know how long it lasted.
01:40:59.600 --> 01:41:02.560
He may maybe maybe he read lots of books.
01:41:02.880 --> 01:41:06.000
I know how long I lasted whenever I first did it.
01:41:08.239 --> 01:41:10.720
I mean, there are other ways to pleasure a woman.
01:41:11.039 --> 01:41:12.720
T My And there is more.
01:41:13.039 --> 01:41:17.279
And if he can drive a Mustang after reading the owner's manual, did he read a sex book?
01:41:17.520 --> 01:41:19.680
Who knows what kind of books he read back on the island?
01:41:19.920 --> 01:41:21.600
Maybe he read Fifty Shades of Grey.
01:41:24.720 --> 01:41:27.119
Got a real bondage shit in that hotel room.
01:41:27.279 --> 01:41:27.920
Yeah, maybe.
01:41:28.000 --> 01:41:28.880
I don't know.
01:41:29.600 --> 01:41:31.439
Anywho, they had a good time.
01:41:31.680 --> 01:41:32.960
They did have a good time.
01:41:33.680 --> 01:41:39.359
Uh after this, the boys go off the next day to to go meet mom.
01:41:39.760 --> 01:41:45.119
And so they they go to the the art colony uh that Dr.
01:41:45.279 --> 01:41:51.760
Traven told them about, and and when they first go to the door, that they they are initially refused.
01:41:52.239 --> 01:41:56.000
But they're like, you know, hey, hey, let's just hop the fence.
01:41:56.079 --> 01:41:59.680
And so so they all hop the fence.
01:41:59.920 --> 01:42:04.319
This is one of my favorite parts because it was something that Vincent said.
01:42:04.560 --> 01:42:06.720
He goes, just throw me over.
01:42:09.039 --> 01:42:09.920
And and they do.
01:42:10.079 --> 01:42:10.560
Yeah, they do.
01:42:10.800 --> 01:42:11.760
And you hear him land.
01:42:12.880 --> 01:42:14.239
Just throw me over.
01:42:14.479 --> 01:42:16.800
He's trying to be like quiet about it, too.
01:42:18.079 --> 01:42:19.680
Uh, he's so little.
01:42:20.239 --> 01:42:20.880
Hey.
01:42:22.239 --> 01:42:23.760
Should you people be here?
01:42:24.000 --> 01:42:24.239
No.
01:42:24.399 --> 01:42:24.720
Uh-oh.
01:42:24.960 --> 01:42:28.159
Well, and that depends on how you feel personally about trespassing.
01:42:29.119 --> 01:42:31.439
Does he always try to be funny like that?
01:42:32.319 --> 01:42:35.119
Well, we are looking for Miss Marian Benedict, please.
01:42:35.199 --> 01:42:35.520
Yeah.
01:42:35.680 --> 01:42:36.640
Is she here?
01:42:37.600 --> 01:42:39.119
Yeah, she's here.
01:42:39.760 --> 01:42:40.479
She's here.
01:42:40.960 --> 01:42:43.439
You know, sneaking in like that, I should call the police.
01:42:43.600 --> 01:42:44.640
Uh, no, no, no.
01:42:45.039 --> 01:42:46.560
You don't want to do anything like that.
01:42:46.720 --> 01:42:50.319
You see, this is not your uh everyday average situation.
01:42:50.800 --> 01:42:55.920
And they they explain that they're her long-lost sons.
01:42:56.079 --> 01:42:56.640
Yep.
01:42:56.960 --> 01:43:02.960
Uh, and the woman they're talking to tells them that unfortunately and very sadly, their mother passed away.
01:43:03.119 --> 01:43:05.680
But uh, she is there in spirit.
01:43:06.000 --> 01:43:06.560
Yeah.
01:43:06.800 --> 01:43:13.520
And so Julius and Vincent, they they leave, they're ushered out, uh, and they they then drive away.
01:43:13.840 --> 01:43:14.640
Very dejected.
01:43:14.800 --> 01:43:15.760
Yeah, very upset.
01:43:16.159 --> 01:43:23.199
But as it turns out, the woman they were speaking to was their mother all along.
01:43:23.520 --> 01:43:24.479
Dun dun dun.
01:43:24.720 --> 01:43:25.680
But she didn't believe it.
01:43:25.760 --> 01:43:27.359
She thought they were real estate developers.
01:43:27.600 --> 01:43:28.720
Yeah, land speculators.
01:43:29.039 --> 01:43:34.000
Right, wanting to take her her, you know, get an inn and buy the property.
01:43:34.239 --> 01:43:39.359
And it's really cruel because she did have a child who died at birth, right?
01:43:39.600 --> 01:43:42.159
Because so she doesn't know that they exist.
01:43:42.479 --> 01:43:43.279
She does not.
01:43:43.520 --> 01:43:44.800
They told so many lies.
01:43:45.039 --> 01:43:46.159
So many lies.
01:43:46.399 --> 01:43:49.760
Lying liars that lie about lying, lying stuff.
01:43:50.000 --> 01:43:50.960
That's her fault.
01:43:51.119 --> 01:43:51.760
That's a lot of lying.
01:43:52.000 --> 01:43:52.720
That is a lot of lying.
01:43:52.880 --> 01:43:53.039
Yeah.
01:43:53.600 --> 01:44:14.399
Vincent is uh angry and bitter, um, now believing that his mother's dead, and he lashes out at Julius and he lashes out at Linda, and then he's basically a fuck y'all and tosses all their stuff, all their luggage, including you know, the girls' baggage, who knows when they got it, as we previously talked about.
01:44:14.560 --> 01:44:20.640
Uh, talks him, tosses it out of the car, and then uh leaves on his own to go complete the deal solo.
01:44:21.600 --> 01:44:26.640
Julius is not known about the the jet engine parts that have been in the trunk of the car.
01:44:26.800 --> 01:44:27.760
No, he's about to.
01:44:27.920 --> 01:44:34.560
Because Linda tells him is like, hey, there's this thing in the car, and now I'm really worried about Vincent's safety.
01:44:34.720 --> 01:44:37.680
Uh and so Julius leaves on his own to go save Vincent.
01:44:37.840 --> 01:44:44.560
He gets flies to Houston, and then he makes his way around town basically by feels alone.
01:44:44.880 --> 01:44:46.640
Um by that twin connection.
01:44:46.880 --> 01:44:52.479
The twin connection and Julius does something bad.
01:44:52.800 --> 01:44:54.079
He steals a car.
01:44:54.239 --> 01:44:55.359
He steals a car.
01:44:55.520 --> 01:44:57.600
He's just like Vincent now.
01:44:57.840 --> 01:44:59.760
They're more alike than you think.
01:45:00.479 --> 01:45:07.520
So he steals his car with a giant long horns on the front because every car in Texas has to have long horns on the grill.
01:45:07.760 --> 01:45:09.279
Well, you can usually find one.
01:45:09.520 --> 01:45:09.920
I bet.
01:45:10.159 --> 01:45:10.560
Yeah.
01:45:10.960 --> 01:45:13.680
And love that it had revolvers for the door handles.
01:45:13.840 --> 01:45:14.800
Yeah, yeah, that was great.
01:45:14.880 --> 01:45:15.600
I didn't notice that.
01:45:15.680 --> 01:45:16.239
That's hilarious.
01:45:16.399 --> 01:45:21.359
It really fit the stereotype of Houston in 1988 per movie.
01:45:22.079 --> 01:45:22.960
Oh, man.
01:45:23.279 --> 01:45:31.439
Vincent delivers the engine to industrialist Beat Root McKinley, uh, and he gets his suitcase full of cash.
01:45:32.079 --> 01:45:40.000
Webster shows up and kills McKinley and his assistant, and then turns his sights on Vincent.
01:45:40.560 --> 01:45:48.159
Julius arrives in his newly acquired Longhorn Mobile, and he then confronts Webster.
01:45:48.640 --> 01:45:49.920
Don't be nervous.
01:45:50.479 --> 01:45:52.000
I hate violence.
01:45:55.119 --> 01:45:56.399
Who are you?
01:45:58.800 --> 01:45:59.600
Put the gun down.
01:45:59.680 --> 01:46:00.479
I got the money.
01:46:00.720 --> 01:46:01.439
Here's your money.
01:46:01.520 --> 01:46:02.640
Here's your money.
01:46:02.800 --> 01:46:04.159
Here's your money.
01:46:04.960 --> 01:46:06.399
Here's the money.
01:46:07.359 --> 01:46:09.520
You're a goddamn millionaire.
01:46:12.319 --> 01:46:14.640
You I am never gonna forgive.
01:46:14.880 --> 01:46:15.520
Never.
01:46:16.159 --> 01:46:16.800
Open it.
01:46:17.279 --> 01:46:18.079
Open it.
01:46:20.880 --> 01:46:22.399
You were going to get killed.
01:46:22.560 --> 01:46:25.039
I was trying to distract him so he could escape.
01:46:25.279 --> 01:46:26.720
I already had escaped.
01:46:26.880 --> 01:46:29.600
I was halfway to Brazil when I felt you.
01:46:31.520 --> 01:46:32.880
So a couple things.
01:46:33.199 --> 01:46:39.680
That suitcase with all the five million in it is almost as big as Vincent.
01:46:40.000 --> 01:46:41.520
It's a big damn suitcase.
01:46:42.000 --> 01:46:42.800
It's a big suitcase.
01:46:42.960 --> 01:46:44.399
I mean, it's got five million dollars in it.
01:46:44.720 --> 01:46:45.279
It's cash.
01:46:45.520 --> 01:46:47.199
So that leads to my next question.
01:46:47.359 --> 01:46:47.760
Yeah.
01:46:48.000 --> 01:46:52.800
How much do you think a suitcase with five million dollars in it weighs?
01:46:53.840 --> 01:46:56.159
Well, I guess it depends on the denominations.
01:46:56.640 --> 01:46:57.600
What do you think those were?
01:46:57.760 --> 01:46:58.159
Like hundreds?
01:46:58.399 --> 01:46:58.800
Probably hundreds.
01:46:58.960 --> 01:46:59.920
Yeah, probably hundreds.
01:47:00.239 --> 01:47:01.199
That's a lot of hundreds.
01:47:01.439 --> 01:47:01.680
Yeah.
01:47:02.479 --> 01:47:03.199
Let's do some math.
01:47:04.000 --> 01:47:05.199
We're gonna do the math.
01:47:06.239 --> 01:47:23.279
See, if it's five million, then I'm gonna just shoot a guess and say that it is fifty thousand hundred dollar bills?
01:47:23.600 --> 01:47:29.920
Five million dollars in one hundred dollar bills weighs approximately one hundred and ten pounds.
01:47:30.239 --> 01:47:30.880
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:47:32.560 --> 01:47:33.279
Holy cow.
01:47:33.439 --> 01:47:33.760
Okay.
01:47:33.920 --> 01:47:37.199
Well, I can see why he was struggling to carry that thing up the stairs.
01:47:38.479 --> 01:47:40.239
I don't think he could carry it at all.
01:47:40.399 --> 01:47:41.920
No, he shouldn't be able to.
01:47:42.560 --> 01:47:43.039
Movie.
01:47:43.279 --> 01:47:44.560
He's just a little guy.
01:47:44.800 --> 01:47:47.119
Yeah, I mean 100 pounds I mean.
01:47:49.199 --> 01:47:50.319
Yeah, that's pretty heavy.
01:47:51.439 --> 01:47:52.560
$500 bills.
01:47:53.600 --> 01:47:54.079
What?
01:47:54.319 --> 01:47:55.840
Are there$500 bills?
01:47:56.000 --> 01:47:56.319
No.
01:47:56.560 --> 01:47:56.800
No.
01:47:57.680 --> 01:47:58.159
What do you got?
01:47:58.399 --> 01:47:59.600
What what's it bigger than a hundred?
01:48:00.079 --> 01:48:00.560
A thousand?
01:48:00.800 --> 01:48:01.119
Okay.
01:48:01.680 --> 01:48:05.680
But they stopped printing thousand dollar bills a long time ago.
01:48:08.640 --> 01:48:09.840
Well before that, I think.
01:48:10.239 --> 01:48:10.560
Okay.
01:48:12.479 --> 01:48:20.960
So the biggest bill you can get right now is a hundred and hoping I can get it.
01:48:21.199 --> 01:48:23.279
I don't know if the mint makes thousand-dollar bills.
01:48:23.600 --> 01:48:25.439
I should make a million-dollar bill.
01:48:25.680 --> 01:48:26.560
And then give me one.
01:48:26.800 --> 01:48:29.279
Well, the largest bill ever printed by the U.S.
01:48:29.359 --> 01:48:33.039
government is the$100,000 gold certificate.
01:48:34.000 --> 01:48:35.039
It's not a bill.
01:48:35.920 --> 01:48:36.239
Okay.
01:48:36.319 --> 01:48:41.680
The highest denomination for public circulation, though, was the$10,000 Federal Reserve Note.
01:48:42.319 --> 01:48:43.359
Not a bill.
01:48:43.920 --> 01:48:52.960
Um there were$500,$1,000, and$5,000 bills produced and are still legal tender.
01:48:53.920 --> 01:48:59.840
But the$100 bill is the largest denomination currently produced for circulation.
01:49:01.039 --> 01:49:01.359
Okay.
01:49:03.520 --> 01:49:04.079
Don't you think?
01:49:04.319 --> 01:49:05.199
We learned some things.
01:49:05.279 --> 01:49:05.600
Yeah.
01:49:05.760 --> 01:49:06.720
Yeah, we did.
01:49:07.359 --> 01:49:07.760
But yeah.
01:49:08.159 --> 01:49:08.880
Facts and stats.
01:49:09.279 --> 01:49:12.319
Vincent should not have been able to lug that briefcase around.
01:49:13.119 --> 01:49:13.680
Not with one hand.
01:49:14.000 --> 01:49:15.760
Oh, definitely not running with it.
01:49:15.840 --> 01:49:16.079
No.
01:49:16.800 --> 01:49:18.399
He was chucking it down that hallway.
01:49:18.640 --> 01:49:19.520
Julius could have.
01:49:19.600 --> 01:49:20.159
Yeah, he could have.
01:49:20.319 --> 01:49:20.560
Oh, yeah.
01:49:21.039 --> 01:49:21.359
Big time.
01:49:21.760 --> 01:49:22.319
He's yeah.
01:49:22.800 --> 01:49:24.000
Arnold Schwarzenegger.
01:49:24.239 --> 01:49:28.800
I mean, he could throw Vincent through him over a wall.
01:49:29.279 --> 01:49:37.600
But so now Webster has got uh both Julius and Vincent, and Vincent has handed over the suitcase.
01:49:37.760 --> 01:49:42.720
But but Webster's still fully planning on shooting both of them, probably in the face.
01:49:42.880 --> 01:49:44.159
Yep, because they've seen his face.
01:49:44.319 --> 01:49:45.439
They've seen his face.
01:49:46.239 --> 01:49:51.439
But you know, Webster forgot about the third rule.
01:49:51.760 --> 01:49:53.199
The third rule.
01:49:53.680 --> 01:49:54.640
Third rule?
01:49:55.119 --> 01:49:55.760
Yeah.
01:49:56.239 --> 01:49:57.359
Third rule.
01:50:13.119 --> 01:50:17.039
They dropped just a shit ton of chains.
01:50:19.279 --> 01:50:20.000
That is a lot.
01:50:20.960 --> 01:50:21.039
Okay.
01:50:22.560 --> 01:50:26.960
And it's all triggered by them pulling one lever.
01:50:27.760 --> 01:50:28.079
Yes.
01:50:28.640 --> 01:50:34.640
Which they had no way to know would drop a shit ton of chains directly on Webster.
01:50:35.119 --> 01:50:37.119
They thought it would just drop the pulley.
01:50:38.079 --> 01:50:38.720
And what?
01:50:39.119 --> 01:50:39.600
Yo!
01:50:40.319 --> 01:50:40.720
Yo!
01:50:41.119 --> 01:50:42.560
Holy schmole.
01:50:43.039 --> 01:50:44.560
Yeah, it's a hot chain, bud.
01:50:44.800 --> 01:50:45.119
Yeah.
01:50:45.199 --> 01:50:48.079
And and so that we see then the shot of Webster.
01:50:48.239 --> 01:50:49.600
Well, we don't actually see Webster.
01:50:49.760 --> 01:50:55.760
We we see a pile of heavy duty chains that is taller than Vincent.
01:50:56.000 --> 01:50:57.840
Oh, it's probably taller than Vincent.
01:50:58.000 --> 01:50:59.520
Probably 12 feet high.
01:50:59.760 --> 01:51:00.560
This thing is huge.
01:51:00.800 --> 01:51:01.039
Yeah.
01:51:01.119 --> 01:51:01.760
Yeah.
01:51:02.880 --> 01:51:04.640
Which makes no goddamn sense at all.
01:51:05.119 --> 01:51:06.399
Makes no sense.
01:51:06.560 --> 01:51:06.880
No.
01:51:07.359 --> 01:51:10.000
But it's funny because the chain just kept coming.
01:51:10.560 --> 01:51:11.600
And coming and coming and coming.
01:51:11.680 --> 01:51:12.239
And coming.
01:51:12.399 --> 01:51:16.000
And he's buried under this giant mountain of industrial change.
01:51:16.399 --> 01:51:18.720
It's comical in a sense.
01:51:19.359 --> 01:51:26.319
But this was a whatever suspension of disbelief I had in this moment.
01:51:26.960 --> 01:51:28.720
Like, come on, it's gone.
01:51:29.039 --> 01:51:29.199
Yeah.
01:51:29.520 --> 01:51:31.359
I I I'm this is dumb.
01:51:31.600 --> 01:51:36.000
This this crossed the line from humor to slapstick.
01:51:36.319 --> 01:51:36.800
It sure did.
01:51:36.960 --> 01:51:37.119
Yeah.
01:51:37.279 --> 01:51:42.239
And there wasn't a like a tone of the slapstick throughout the movie until this point.
01:51:42.399 --> 01:51:42.560
Right.
01:51:42.720 --> 01:51:46.079
And then when it hits you with it, it's like, oh, we're gonna fucking hit you with it.
01:51:46.319 --> 01:51:53.119
We're gonna drop, we're gonna drop a multiple metric tons of steel chains on top of you.
01:51:53.359 --> 01:51:54.000
Right.
01:51:54.239 --> 01:51:55.199
Like, yeah.
01:51:55.439 --> 01:51:58.239
There's so many other things they could have done there, you know.
01:51:59.199 --> 01:52:05.680
I mean, and honestly, it wouldn't have been as simple as just like because Webster's standing underneath this this hook apparatus thingy.
01:52:06.319 --> 01:52:13.119
Now it's I I even just the fact they pull a handle and this thing happens seems like dumb luck.
01:52:13.279 --> 01:52:13.520
Yeah.
01:52:13.680 --> 01:52:15.039
Because who knows what the handle's for.
01:52:15.279 --> 01:52:15.439
Sure.
01:52:15.520 --> 01:52:15.680
Right.
01:52:15.760 --> 01:52:16.720
It could have turned the lights off.
01:52:16.880 --> 01:52:17.279
Yeah.
01:52:17.439 --> 01:52:23.359
Um if the if the just a hook would have fallen down and smacked him in the head, I've been like, okay, that's fine.
01:52:23.600 --> 01:52:24.640
But yeah.
01:52:25.359 --> 01:52:29.840
Tons of chain dropping from the ceiling onto this guy.
01:52:30.159 --> 01:52:30.960
Like, why?
01:52:31.279 --> 01:52:35.840
So are you saying this is the first part of the movie that was really unrealistic?
01:52:36.079 --> 01:52:40.960
It is the most, it is the most unrealistic.
01:52:41.199 --> 01:52:47.520
I I have the ability to wave my suspension of disbelief at a pretty decent clip.
01:52:47.680 --> 01:52:52.399
Yes, but but at this moment, it just got into full absurdity.
01:52:52.640 --> 01:52:53.920
This was effusive.
01:52:55.199 --> 01:52:56.560
Yes, I agree.
01:52:56.880 --> 01:53:00.000
This this was this was a lot.
01:53:00.479 --> 01:53:01.199
This was too much.
01:53:01.279 --> 01:53:01.520
Yeah.
01:53:01.680 --> 01:53:02.399
It was too much.
01:53:02.560 --> 01:53:05.920
And I liked the entirety of this movie.
01:53:06.640 --> 01:53:07.760
Up until this point.
01:53:08.000 --> 01:53:09.680
Yeah, I didn't like that point either.
01:53:09.760 --> 01:53:10.000
Yeah.
01:53:10.159 --> 01:53:12.960
I'm it like I think I am kind of in line with your thing.
01:53:13.039 --> 01:53:14.720
I'm not huge on the slapstick.
01:53:14.880 --> 01:53:15.119
Right.
01:53:15.199 --> 01:53:15.600
Right.
01:53:16.560 --> 01:53:18.880
Unless you're gonna do it the entire way.
01:53:19.119 --> 01:53:21.520
Like if you're if you're gonna go in, go all in.
01:53:21.680 --> 01:53:25.279
If you're gonna say we're doing slapstick, then make it from beginning to end.
01:53:25.520 --> 01:53:27.359
Because then I can expect it.
01:53:27.600 --> 01:53:31.199
But there was none until this point.
01:53:31.520 --> 01:53:36.239
And what made it worse was Vincent's face watching the chain come down.
01:53:36.800 --> 01:53:42.239
Like he was up and down, like his head was bobbing up and down and up and down and up and down as he was following the following the chain, falling over.
01:53:44.159 --> 01:53:44.960
So cartoonish.
01:53:45.359 --> 01:53:46.239
It was, it was.
01:53:46.399 --> 01:53:47.680
It was awful.
01:53:48.079 --> 01:53:53.359
And again, another part like we talked about earlier, they didn't need Webster.
01:53:53.600 --> 01:53:53.920
No.
01:53:54.159 --> 01:53:58.000
So if the Webster storyline wasn't in there, neither would this part.
01:53:58.239 --> 01:53:58.560
Right.
01:53:58.720 --> 01:54:00.239
And we wouldn't miss any of it.
01:54:00.479 --> 01:54:13.119
No, and but but this is this moment, this altercation between them, between Webster and the twins, is the only point their paths could directly intersect.
01:54:14.079 --> 01:54:17.359
Everything and so like they had to shoot this with them all together.
01:54:17.760 --> 01:54:23.520
But everything else could have been done with second unit photography and just added in.
01:54:23.840 --> 01:54:24.159
Yeah.
01:54:24.399 --> 01:54:41.600
And so this one scene was the only, and it's like again, I it really feels like his whole plot line just feels like someone from the studio said, We need a villain, we need something bigger, we need something they're against, and so they just wedged it in.
01:54:41.840 --> 01:54:44.319
Even though they already had two other villains, yeah.
01:54:44.479 --> 01:54:45.680
Or two other sets of villains.
01:54:46.000 --> 01:54:50.479
Like I said before, I think it was just we need a reason for them to leave LA.
01:54:50.880 --> 01:54:54.079
And I almost feel like And the Mom quest would have been an odd.
01:54:54.239 --> 01:54:57.439
The mom quest is why they I think initially probably left LA.
01:54:57.600 --> 01:55:06.960
This whole jet engine thing combined with uh the Webster showdown feels like it was wedged in when it didn't need to be there.
01:55:07.520 --> 01:55:10.239
Yeah, I I kinda I kind of I kinda see that.
01:55:10.800 --> 01:55:11.199
I believe that.
01:55:11.359 --> 01:55:19.039
And I almost feel like this slapstick ending because it has totally does not match with anything else, right?
01:55:19.199 --> 01:55:23.600
It really almost feels to me like a fuck you.
01:55:25.119 --> 01:55:31.119
Like you made me do this, you made me cram this stupid part into the movie.
01:55:31.359 --> 01:55:32.319
So I'm gonna do this.
01:55:32.640 --> 01:55:35.199
So you suck on this studio.
01:55:36.560 --> 01:55:37.600
Oh my god.
01:55:38.239 --> 01:55:45.359
Or someone was like, you know what would be a great idea is if you dropped a thousand tons of chain on the guy.
01:55:45.520 --> 01:55:46.640
And it's like, all right, fine.
01:55:46.800 --> 01:55:47.760
Wait, guys, listen.
01:55:47.920 --> 01:55:52.239
What if we hit like the pulley comes down and hits him on the head, and they're like, oh, perfect, that's all we need.
01:55:52.640 --> 01:55:54.960
Like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:55:55.520 --> 01:55:57.199
You know what would be really funny?
01:55:57.359 --> 01:55:59.760
The rest of the chain starts coming down.
01:56:00.000 --> 01:56:03.039
But then the chain just doesn't stop coming down.
01:56:03.760 --> 01:56:09.119
It's it's almost like that idea was born at the end of the night after all the beer had been drunk.
01:56:09.439 --> 01:56:10.079
Yeah.
01:56:10.800 --> 01:56:11.760
Exactly.
01:56:12.479 --> 01:56:15.760
Oh, like I like some of our podcasts.
01:56:18.960 --> 01:56:24.560
It's almost like they were sitting around listening to Metallica, drinking a lot of beer.
01:56:24.720 --> 01:56:32.000
And someone said, you know what, it'd be really funny is if the guy died with lots of heavy metal.
01:56:32.880 --> 01:56:33.920
What's heavy metal?
01:56:34.159 --> 01:56:35.039
Change, that works.
01:56:35.680 --> 01:56:36.159
That'll do it.
01:56:36.239 --> 01:56:36.800
That'll do it.
01:56:36.960 --> 01:56:37.439
Print it.
01:56:37.520 --> 01:56:37.920
Yeah.
01:56:38.239 --> 01:56:38.640
Sold.
01:56:39.119 --> 01:56:40.079
Moving on.
01:56:40.399 --> 01:56:41.359
Next song.
01:56:41.600 --> 01:56:48.479
Yeah, I think we can all agree that this scene in the movie was not done right.
01:56:48.640 --> 01:56:48.960
No.
01:56:49.680 --> 01:56:51.199
And didn't need to be there at all.
01:56:51.439 --> 01:56:51.760
No.
01:56:53.680 --> 01:57:16.239
But back in ally, uh Julius and Vincent have fully reconciled and you know, they've returned the stolen engine and most of the money uh to the authorities, uh, though it is revealed that that Julius may have kept uh a little bit for himself.
01:57:16.640 --> 01:57:17.199
Good night, Mr.
01:57:17.279 --> 01:57:17.840
Benedicts.
01:57:18.000 --> 01:57:18.319
Good night.
01:57:18.560 --> 01:57:19.920
Good night, Benedicts.
01:57:20.239 --> 01:57:21.199
Well, that's it.
01:57:21.439 --> 01:57:23.279
The last check is written.
01:57:23.520 --> 01:57:27.199
What do we have left out of the$50,000 reward?
01:57:27.600 --> 01:57:32.720
Well, after we've paid off all our debts, we have exactly$12,278.
01:57:33.279 --> 01:57:34.640
$12,278?
01:57:35.119 --> 01:57:35.840
That's terrible.
01:57:36.399 --> 01:57:36.880
That's terrible.
01:57:37.119 --> 01:57:40.000
Oh, you're just upset because I made you return a dead suitcase.
01:57:43.439 --> 01:57:44.960
Oh, the money.
01:57:46.560 --> 01:57:48.399
You mean the four million dollars?
01:57:50.159 --> 01:57:51.199
Four million dollars.
01:57:51.279 --> 01:57:52.319
I mean, just say it.
01:57:52.479 --> 01:57:53.439
Say it, is easy.
01:57:53.840 --> 01:57:55.680
Four million dollars.
01:57:55.840 --> 01:57:57.600
It's a lot of money, Jules.
01:57:58.880 --> 01:57:59.680
Vincent.
01:58:00.399 --> 01:58:02.079
I'm very proud of you.
01:58:04.079 --> 01:58:07.840
Well, I am kind of proud of myself.
01:58:08.640 --> 01:58:09.520
The four million.
01:58:09.760 --> 01:58:10.640
Yeah, four million.
01:58:10.880 --> 01:58:11.520
Not five.
01:58:11.600 --> 01:58:11.760
Yeah.
01:58:12.079 --> 01:58:12.960
The four.
01:58:13.840 --> 01:58:14.800
Eh, you know.
01:58:15.119 --> 01:58:15.680
I'm not sure.
01:58:15.760 --> 01:58:16.319
Okay, okay.
01:58:16.800 --> 01:58:17.279
I would.
01:58:17.359 --> 01:58:18.479
I I'm I'm with you.
01:58:18.560 --> 01:58:19.680
I was gonna ask.
01:58:21.600 --> 01:58:24.640
Would would you take, would you put a little bit in your pocket before you're gonna do it?
01:58:24.800 --> 01:58:25.920
I would have taken more than one.
01:58:26.079 --> 01:58:26.560
Hell yeah.
01:58:26.720 --> 01:58:26.960
Yeah.
01:58:27.199 --> 01:58:31.199
Because, alright, this guy, even if you're turning the suitcase over, right?
01:58:31.359 --> 01:58:33.760
Like that you know you're caught, you're busted.
01:58:33.920 --> 01:58:34.239
Yeah.
01:58:34.720 --> 01:58:36.560
This guy's not gonna sit there and count it.
01:58:36.720 --> 01:58:39.760
Well, and I don't who are you returning it to anyway?
01:58:40.079 --> 01:58:47.920
Because this five million dollars was paid out by Beat Root McKinley, who's who is a private industrialist, who is now dead.
01:58:48.319 --> 01:58:51.039
This wasn't like it was it was taxpayer money.
01:58:51.359 --> 01:58:54.640
There's no way to confirm how much money there was.
01:58:55.039 --> 01:58:58.880
Now, the jet engine or part or wherever, I don't know where that came from.
01:58:59.039 --> 01:58:59.600
Okay, fine.
01:58:59.680 --> 01:59:01.119
I get returning that to whoever.
01:59:01.439 --> 01:59:02.640
But why would you return the money?
01:59:02.880 --> 01:59:04.720
But yeah, who were you returning the money to?
01:59:04.880 --> 01:59:05.039
Right.
01:59:05.119 --> 01:59:05.600
I wouldn't ever.
01:59:06.319 --> 01:59:07.840
Well, the money is part of the story.
01:59:07.920 --> 01:59:13.680
When they return the engine, you know, they talk to the authorities, they're like, uh, this is the scenario, this is what happened.
01:59:14.000 --> 01:59:21.039
You have to have the money in there because it's part of the story, but you don't have to have the amount of the money as part of that story.
01:59:21.279 --> 01:59:22.640
I think I'm taking more than a million.
01:59:22.720 --> 01:59:22.960
Yeah.
01:59:23.199 --> 01:59:24.880
I'm probably gonna leave a million.
01:59:25.199 --> 01:59:26.640
I that sounds about right to me.
01:59:27.039 --> 01:59:28.159
I'm gonna take the four.
01:59:28.319 --> 01:59:28.880
Yeah.
01:59:29.199 --> 01:59:42.560
Because like in 1988, especially, a million dollars is an absurd amount to drive a jet engine part from LA to Houston.
01:59:44.319 --> 01:59:48.720
Five million, like, that's a stupid business move in the first place.
01:59:49.119 --> 01:59:51.199
Like, that whole storyline's dumb.
01:59:51.359 --> 01:59:51.840
Yeah.
01:59:52.079 --> 01:59:54.479
Why wouldn't you just go get it yourself?
01:59:55.039 --> 01:59:57.520
And cut out the five million dollar mill, man.
01:59:57.680 --> 02:00:02.000
I mean, I I think we're getting into to to nitty, you know, nitpicking.
02:00:02.399 --> 02:00:04.239
So we all agree that we would hold back some money.
02:00:04.479 --> 02:00:07.760
I've I've had enough players to be nitpicking.
02:00:07.920 --> 02:00:09.680
I'm gonna be nitpicking.
02:00:10.479 --> 02:00:11.520
Yeah, I'd keep money.
02:00:11.760 --> 02:00:12.319
I would keep money.
02:00:12.560 --> 02:00:14.239
I would keep the money and I would keep more than one.
02:00:14.319 --> 02:00:14.800
Yeah.
02:00:15.039 --> 02:00:21.840
Um but but really all this serves is to show that that Vincent still he's still Vincent.
02:00:22.079 --> 02:00:24.399
Still has his little nefarious side.
02:00:24.720 --> 02:00:34.399
I yeah, and while they're still in the office kind of uh you know, commissarating about the you know, the four million dollars, they get a a surprise visit.
02:00:34.720 --> 02:00:35.359
Right.
02:00:36.560 --> 02:00:43.279
Mama mama!
02:00:44.159 --> 02:00:44.560
Mama.
02:00:49.840 --> 02:00:51.119
Yep, mom's back.
02:00:51.279 --> 02:00:51.680
Hey, mom.
02:00:52.079 --> 02:00:54.800
I recognize mom too, but don't ask me from where.
02:00:55.359 --> 02:00:56.159
Okay, I won't.
02:00:56.239 --> 02:00:57.039
Yeah, I don't know.
02:00:57.680 --> 02:00:59.039
She's from that thing.
02:00:59.279 --> 02:01:02.640
She she was had a person with a face that did that stuff.
02:01:02.800 --> 02:01:03.760
She was in stuffin' things?
02:01:03.920 --> 02:01:04.479
Stuffin' things.
02:01:04.960 --> 02:01:06.159
Stuffin' things, that's what it was.
02:01:06.239 --> 02:01:06.399
Yep.
02:01:06.640 --> 02:01:07.520
Alright, yep, good.
02:01:08.399 --> 02:01:11.279
I and if that weren't enough family.
02:01:12.079 --> 02:01:30.399
We we come to a close with the scene of the carousel where mom and Linda and Marnie are all together as both Julius and Vincent come walking up, each of them pushing their own stroller, each with a set of twins.
02:01:30.640 --> 02:01:30.800
Right.
02:01:30.960 --> 02:01:31.840
The twins had twins.
02:01:32.079 --> 02:01:33.840
The twins had twins.
02:01:34.079 --> 02:01:39.359
They laugh, they smile, it's a big happy family.
02:01:39.920 --> 02:01:42.159
And that's the movie.
02:01:42.880 --> 02:01:44.319
That's the movie.
02:01:44.560 --> 02:01:45.279
That is the movie.
02:01:45.439 --> 02:01:46.159
That is the movie.
02:01:46.319 --> 02:01:47.039
It's the movie.
02:01:47.199 --> 02:01:48.079
That's that's it.
02:01:48.319 --> 02:01:49.760
That's the end of the movie.
02:01:49.840 --> 02:01:50.239
Yep.
02:01:50.560 --> 02:01:53.520
Fien Fien Fine.
02:01:54.720 --> 02:01:56.800
Well, now that we've talked about the movie.
02:01:56.960 --> 02:01:57.439
Yep.
02:01:59.920 --> 02:02:00.479
Beer time.
02:02:00.880 --> 02:02:03.680
It's time to talk about beer number three.
02:02:04.079 --> 02:02:04.720
Beer number three.
02:02:05.600 --> 02:02:10.000
Beer number three is one that I brought to the table this evening.
02:02:10.319 --> 02:02:22.560
This is from Ineffable Brewing, somewhere in the vicinity of Minneapolis, Minnesota, uh, where I just happened to spend an evening drinking beer a few weeks ago.
02:02:22.800 --> 02:02:29.840
Um, tried pretty much everything on their portfolio, pleasantly surprised with almost all of it.
02:02:29.920 --> 02:02:35.760
And this uh this what we have right now is their deja brew, their white stout.
02:02:37.199 --> 02:02:40.960
And um this was I found to be absolutely delightful.
02:02:41.199 --> 02:02:42.800
How does this relate to the movie?
02:02:43.039 --> 02:02:50.159
Well, it's deja brew, similar to deja vu, as if you've had this experience and I feel like the twin.
02:02:50.479 --> 02:02:51.119
Like the twins.
02:02:51.359 --> 02:02:51.920
Yeah, yeah.
02:02:52.479 --> 02:02:53.840
Very good, very good.
02:02:54.079 --> 02:02:55.520
So that's my connection.
02:02:55.760 --> 02:02:56.479
I like it.
02:02:56.720 --> 02:02:58.640
What do you guys think about the beer?
02:03:00.560 --> 02:03:02.720
I bet this was amazing out of a tap.
02:03:03.600 --> 02:03:05.359
That's exactly my thought, too.
02:03:06.000 --> 02:03:10.239
Uh, because this was exceedingly good out of the tap.
02:03:10.479 --> 02:03:13.359
Now, I will also say I drank a lot of beer that night.
02:03:13.600 --> 02:03:16.239
I drank everything on their portfolio.
02:03:16.479 --> 02:03:22.399
Uh, and so maybe, you know, who knows what leads into what and how flavors combine.
02:03:22.640 --> 02:03:27.119
But while I was there, this was I thought, oh my god, this is so good.
02:03:27.279 --> 02:03:30.720
I've got to get some crowlers to bring back to Justin and Brian.
02:03:31.279 --> 02:03:36.159
And I will say, drinking the Crowler right now, I don't know why I thought that.
02:03:36.560 --> 02:03:39.760
So I didn't want to hurt your feelings.
02:03:40.000 --> 02:03:40.800
Oh, you're not.
02:03:41.039 --> 02:03:50.159
Um, it took me about maybe my sixth or so drink to finally get the stout part.
02:03:52.800 --> 02:03:58.479
The first drinks that I had were like I didn't want to swallow.
02:03:58.720 --> 02:03:59.359
Yeah.
02:04:00.079 --> 02:04:01.840
But it's gotten better.
02:04:02.399 --> 02:04:05.199
Um, but I don't know.
02:04:05.279 --> 02:04:06.560
I can't put my finger on it.
02:04:06.720 --> 02:04:07.520
It's not.
02:04:09.359 --> 02:04:11.039
I would love to have this in person.
02:04:11.199 --> 02:04:11.439
Yeah.
02:04:11.600 --> 02:04:19.279
I would love to have it on tap in a flight glass, maybe, instead of a 750 milliliter.
02:04:20.079 --> 02:04:21.199
Yeah, yeah.
02:04:21.439 --> 02:04:30.239
I mean, I I I so when I was there, it was it was it wasn't a very busy night.
02:04:30.560 --> 02:04:34.880
And so I did two, I paid for two flights.
02:04:35.439 --> 02:04:41.520
And then on top of it, I built up Subsherry Poor with a bartender who was a delightful gentleman.
02:04:41.680 --> 02:04:46.479
Uh, that everything else I had not paid for, he just let me sample and try.
02:04:46.800 --> 02:04:53.680
And I even was even impressed by a few sours, which I don't normally imbibe.
02:04:53.920 --> 02:04:57.119
You I know, but they they had a few.
02:04:57.359 --> 02:05:01.119
Again, I was there and I'd already drank quite a bit of beer.
02:05:01.279 --> 02:05:03.279
So maybe, maybe I won't.
02:05:03.439 --> 02:05:05.600
If I went there tomorrow, maybe I wouldn't feel the same way.
02:05:05.760 --> 02:05:07.279
That is an appropriate disclaimer.
02:05:07.439 --> 02:05:09.119
Yeah, that is appropriate.
02:05:09.520 --> 02:05:12.800
Uh now I will say Ineffable Brewing.
02:05:12.880 --> 02:05:15.840
Kudos to you for opening during COVID.
02:05:16.239 --> 02:05:18.640
Holy shit, established 2020?
02:05:18.800 --> 02:05:19.039
Yeah.
02:05:19.199 --> 02:05:19.920
That is crazy.
02:05:20.079 --> 02:05:20.960
Oh, I took some guts.
02:05:21.119 --> 02:05:23.680
They opened in COVID and are still open.
02:05:23.840 --> 02:05:24.720
Yeah, that's nice.
02:05:24.880 --> 02:05:26.640
That is cra crazy.
02:05:26.800 --> 02:05:31.760
So I'm with you on my first my first poll was not good.
02:05:32.000 --> 02:05:32.960
I think we shared a look.
02:05:33.119 --> 02:05:33.920
We did share a look.
02:05:34.079 --> 02:05:35.039
But we tried to hide.
02:05:35.119 --> 02:05:35.680
Yeah.
02:05:36.239 --> 02:05:36.960
That's what I said.
02:05:37.119 --> 02:05:38.239
My nose was running.
02:05:40.880 --> 02:05:47.760
And but now that I'm a third of the way through it, it's better.
02:05:48.479 --> 02:05:50.560
Well, you got about 40 ounces to go.
02:05:50.720 --> 02:05:51.359
I do.
02:05:53.600 --> 02:06:00.640
Being a white stout, I yeah, it took me a while to get some of the stoutiness from it.
02:06:01.680 --> 02:06:04.479
And I don't get still don't get a whole lot of the stoutiness.
02:06:04.560 --> 02:06:06.960
I I I'm a little bit.
02:06:07.680 --> 02:06:12.159
I feel like maybe there may have been a slight bait and switch here.
02:06:12.319 --> 02:06:18.000
Or again, maybe it was just what I drank, the combination of flavors on my palate that night.
02:06:18.319 --> 02:06:24.720
When I tried it there, I really remember the coffee flavor being much more distinct.
02:06:24.960 --> 02:06:27.520
Uh, this, it's it's more, it's not bad.
02:06:27.600 --> 02:06:28.479
It's not a bad.
02:06:28.880 --> 02:06:30.079
No, it's not terrible.
02:06:30.319 --> 02:06:33.920
But well, I think it's because we're drinking it out of the can, the crowler.
02:06:34.079 --> 02:06:34.720
Yeah.
02:06:35.039 --> 02:06:39.119
When I put my nose up to the hole and smell, it's got a great aroma.
02:06:39.279 --> 02:06:40.000
It's got a good smell.
02:06:40.479 --> 02:06:43.119
And I get the coffee notes, I get that.
02:06:43.600 --> 02:06:50.960
And I think with a glass, maybe I would get the full effect and all the aroma coming through instead of drinking it from a can.
02:06:53.119 --> 02:06:55.119
The can has tickled my mustache.
02:06:55.279 --> 02:06:57.199
Can you trust a crowdler?
02:06:58.560 --> 02:06:59.439
How do you mean?
02:06:59.600 --> 02:07:00.640
That's a great question.
02:07:00.880 --> 02:07:04.319
Like this is one of those that they have the little machine that they fill up.
02:07:04.880 --> 02:07:06.079
Right, they seamed it right there.
02:07:06.479 --> 02:07:07.119
Yeah.
02:07:07.680 --> 02:07:13.039
And and the problem you always have with those is because a lot of places they they pour them out of the tap.
02:07:13.119 --> 02:07:13.520
Yeah.
02:07:13.760 --> 02:07:20.720
And they don't add additional carbonation in there like you would in a bottle or with a in a bottling line.
02:07:20.880 --> 02:07:21.359
Right.
02:07:21.600 --> 02:07:26.000
Um, and so yeah, you can get almost like a flattening within the can.
02:07:26.079 --> 02:07:31.600
And so maybe again, maybe because it's been sitting in the fridge for a couple weeks, maybe it's a it's a different effect, too.
02:07:31.680 --> 02:07:33.279
But yeah, I don't know.
02:07:33.520 --> 02:07:34.319
I don't know.
02:07:34.560 --> 02:07:35.680
But thank you for sharing.
02:07:35.840 --> 02:07:39.920
And thank you for thinking of us when you were on your uh on your your beer tour up there.
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I was nice.
02:07:41.359 --> 02:07:43.039
I I think you would have enjoyed it there.
02:07:43.199 --> 02:07:45.840
I think we should just take a field trip at some point.
02:07:46.079 --> 02:07:47.359
Let's just hop in the car right now.
02:07:47.439 --> 02:07:49.199
I mean, it's only eight and a half hours away.
02:07:49.279 --> 02:07:50.159
That's not that bad.
02:07:50.319 --> 02:07:53.600
Yeah, maybe we do uh an on-location podcast next time.
02:07:54.000 --> 02:07:55.199
Maybe we go up there and do it.
02:07:55.359 --> 02:07:55.760
Do that.
02:07:56.000 --> 02:07:59.119
I will say I told the bartender about our podcast.
02:07:59.359 --> 02:07:59.680
Nice.
02:07:59.840 --> 02:08:01.119
And he was very interested.
02:08:01.439 --> 02:08:03.039
Oh shit, he's gonna listen to this.
02:08:03.279 --> 02:08:05.279
Maybe we do the movie Fargo.
02:08:06.800 --> 02:08:09.439
And we go up and uh, you know.
02:08:10.479 --> 02:08:12.399
Hit the uh hit the north side of the States?
02:08:12.560 --> 02:08:13.760
Yeah, go up to Minnesota.
02:08:13.920 --> 02:08:15.119
Minnesota, Minnesota.
02:08:15.199 --> 02:08:16.479
Hey, we could reach out to Joe.
02:08:16.640 --> 02:08:18.079
We could, hey, Minnesota Joe.
02:08:18.159 --> 02:08:19.119
That's right, friend of the show.
02:08:19.359 --> 02:08:21.359
Joe could take us out and do some things.
02:08:21.760 --> 02:08:23.039
I bet he could.
02:08:24.000 --> 02:08:37.439
Alright, well, if you guys could wave your magic wand and change one thing about this movie, what would you do to make twins a better film?
02:08:38.239 --> 02:08:40.399
Mine is not a major change.
02:08:40.560 --> 02:08:40.880
Okay.
02:08:42.159 --> 02:08:48.880
Um I just add more moments of Julius experiencing the real world.
02:08:49.119 --> 02:08:51.039
I'm so with you there.
02:08:51.920 --> 02:08:52.560
You know.
02:08:54.000 --> 02:08:54.560
Yeah.
02:08:54.800 --> 02:08:59.199
I thought those culture shock moments were the funniest parts of the movie.
02:08:59.439 --> 02:09:01.199
And I I would love to see more of those.
02:09:01.279 --> 02:09:03.199
Like just experiencing more things.
02:09:03.600 --> 02:09:08.640
And there were there were a lot of quick moments that they didn't draw a lot of attention to.
02:09:08.880 --> 02:09:19.760
We just saw him doing his thing, yeah, and feeling like a fish out of water, but also kind of like someone just experiencing these things for the very first time with this awe.
02:09:20.000 --> 02:09:20.960
And I think excitement.
02:09:21.119 --> 02:09:24.880
I think that was like the immersive part of the the movie, right?
02:09:25.199 --> 02:09:38.159
Because it m drew you in and made you feel like what would I feel like if this was the first time I was ever around this many people in this crazy of a city eating foods I've never eaten.
02:09:38.319 --> 02:09:44.880
Like it draws you into care about him and to to put yourself in his shoes.
02:09:44.960 --> 02:09:45.199
Yeah.
02:09:45.359 --> 02:09:48.479
And I thought that if you added some more of that, it would be great.
02:09:49.039 --> 02:09:54.880
Now, the more we've talked about it, you know, the the Webster character, they could cut that whole part out.
02:09:54.960 --> 02:09:55.199
Yeah.
02:09:55.279 --> 02:10:00.800
And it leaves you plenty of room to have these experiences, you know, and like deepen that storyline.
02:10:00.960 --> 02:10:03.039
Well, and and that ties in with my suggestion.
02:10:03.359 --> 02:10:04.319
Dump Webster.
02:10:04.479 --> 02:10:04.800
Yeah.
02:10:04.960 --> 02:10:08.720
I I don't think Webster is necessary for this movie.
02:10:09.039 --> 02:10:13.199
And I think if you got rid of it, because it really it genuinely feels like it was a different movie.
02:10:13.760 --> 02:10:19.359
Almost like, I wonder whether, and part of me wonders whether they were shooting this as a different project, but didn't pan out.
02:10:19.439 --> 02:10:20.319
It's like, hey, you know what?
02:10:20.399 --> 02:10:22.319
We got all these shots with this guy over here.
02:10:22.800 --> 02:10:24.079
I think it might fit in your movie.
02:10:24.239 --> 02:10:25.439
And they just kind of crammed it in.
02:10:25.520 --> 02:10:25.680
Yeah.
02:10:26.000 --> 02:10:27.760
Because it doesn't feel like it fits.
02:10:28.000 --> 02:10:28.880
And I fully agree.
02:10:28.960 --> 02:10:33.600
I think if we get rid of Webster, it opens up space for better moments.
02:10:33.840 --> 02:10:34.640
I like it.
02:10:35.199 --> 02:10:37.199
I would have added a montage or two.
02:10:37.600 --> 02:10:38.319
Oh yeah.
02:10:38.560 --> 02:10:38.880
Yeah.
02:10:39.119 --> 02:10:46.399
You know, maybe maybe Julie's going to the beach.
02:10:47.039 --> 02:10:51.760
Maybe Venice Beach and working out with the guys on Venice Beach at the famous workout place there.
02:10:51.840 --> 02:10:52.079
Yeah, yeah.
02:10:52.239 --> 02:10:52.319
Yeah.
02:10:52.479 --> 02:10:53.279
That'd be kind of fun.
02:10:53.600 --> 02:10:53.680
Yeah.
02:10:53.920 --> 02:10:57.520
Or even I think when they they were doing their their suit shopping.
02:10:57.920 --> 02:11:00.399
I there have been so many movies that have.
02:11:00.560 --> 02:11:05.039
I mean, Pretty Woman had the montage of the shopping and trying in different outfits.
02:11:05.119 --> 02:11:05.600
Yeah.
02:11:05.840 --> 02:11:07.359
That was a missed opportunity.
02:11:07.520 --> 02:11:12.720
How many fun things could we have seen Vincent and Julius uh come out dressed as?
02:11:13.039 --> 02:11:14.399
Oh, absolutely.
02:11:14.640 --> 02:11:16.079
Yeah, Bermuda Shore.
02:11:16.239 --> 02:11:16.399
Sure.
02:11:16.800 --> 02:11:19.439
You know, a lot of 80s style stuff, punk rock.
02:11:19.600 --> 02:11:21.520
Yeah, there's a lot of things that they could have done.
02:11:21.680 --> 02:11:29.439
And and I and I agree, getting rid of the the Webster storyline, the whole jet engine, five million dollars, it really didn't need to be there.
02:11:29.840 --> 02:11:33.680
Because the the heart of the movie was them finding their family.
02:11:33.840 --> 02:11:34.159
Yeah.
02:11:34.640 --> 02:11:37.119
And and that was the heartbeat.
02:11:37.840 --> 02:11:46.800
Everything else around that was the innocence of Julius interacting with an non innocent world and a very non innocent Vincent.
02:11:47.199 --> 02:11:47.439
Right.
02:11:47.760 --> 02:11:51.920
And that that contrast is is where the humor was.
02:11:52.479 --> 02:11:54.239
And I I would have liked to have seen more of that.
02:11:54.319 --> 02:11:56.800
I I think you're right, you guys are hit the nail on the head.
02:11:57.119 --> 02:11:59.359
Missed opportunities there for more of the good stuff.
02:11:59.520 --> 02:11:59.680
Yeah.
02:12:00.560 --> 02:12:01.760
He was sweet and innocent.
02:12:02.000 --> 02:12:02.159
Yeah.
02:12:02.720 --> 02:12:03.039
Naive.
02:12:04.079 --> 02:12:04.720
And cute.
02:12:05.119 --> 02:12:06.159
More doing nuns.
02:12:06.479 --> 02:12:10.399
He was a he was a cute giant.
02:12:10.960 --> 02:12:11.199
He was.
02:12:11.359 --> 02:12:14.159
And we need to giant a very naive giant.
02:12:14.239 --> 02:12:18.880
And yeah, I that that interplay in those moments were the best parts of the movie.
02:12:19.039 --> 02:12:19.359
Yeah.
02:12:19.840 --> 02:12:20.479
I liked it.
02:12:20.720 --> 02:12:21.039
Okay.
02:12:21.199 --> 02:12:24.399
Were you guys ready for something a little bit different?
02:12:24.640 --> 02:12:25.520
I like different.
02:12:25.680 --> 02:12:27.039
I like different things.
02:12:30.880 --> 02:12:32.640
This is a new song.
02:12:34.079 --> 02:12:34.880
Yeah, it is.
02:12:35.359 --> 02:12:36.479
I'm the guy.
02:12:37.840 --> 02:12:38.880
I'm the gap.
02:12:39.439 --> 02:12:40.319
I'm the gap.
02:12:41.119 --> 02:12:42.319
What do we got going on here?
02:13:01.680 --> 02:13:03.920
So this game is a simple one, gents.
02:13:04.319 --> 02:13:09.119
I'm going to present each of you with a set of actors who share the silver screen.
02:13:09.279 --> 02:13:19.119
And you have to tell me if the height gap between them was larger or smaller than the height gap between Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito.
02:13:19.439 --> 02:13:20.479
Oh, how fun.
02:13:21.039 --> 02:13:24.239
When the game is done, one of you will be the winner.
02:13:24.479 --> 02:13:28.880
The other clearly forgot the third rule in a crisis situation.
02:13:29.119 --> 02:13:30.479
Oh no, I forgot already.
02:13:30.640 --> 02:13:30.880
Yep.
02:13:31.039 --> 02:13:31.760
The lever.
02:13:32.079 --> 02:13:32.720
Alright.
02:13:33.119 --> 02:13:36.079
Let's start this thing off with Justin.
02:13:36.720 --> 02:13:37.680
Alright.
02:13:37.920 --> 02:13:39.600
From Star Wars.
02:13:39.840 --> 02:13:40.159
Okay.
02:13:40.479 --> 02:13:47.199
Anthony Daniels and Kenny Baker, who played C3PO and R2D2.
02:13:47.600 --> 02:13:47.920
Okay.
02:13:48.399 --> 02:13:58.079
Is the height gap between these two actors larger or smaller than the height gap between Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito?
02:13:58.960 --> 02:14:13.119
So I'm gonna go I'm gonna go smaller because I think that C3PO was shorter than Julius.
02:14:15.359 --> 02:14:18.479
What no, the height gap was bigger.
02:14:18.800 --> 02:14:19.279
Ow.
02:14:19.760 --> 02:14:25.680
Well, the height gap between Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito was 16 inches.
02:14:26.000 --> 02:14:26.560
What?
02:14:26.960 --> 02:14:31.760
The height gap between Anthony Daniels and Kenny Baker is 25 inches.
02:14:32.159 --> 02:14:38.880
You're saying Arnold's only a foot and a half taller than a foot and four inches taller.
02:14:39.199 --> 02:14:40.479
The Danny DeVito?
02:14:40.640 --> 02:14:40.960
Yeah.
02:14:41.279 --> 02:14:41.920
No way.
02:14:42.479 --> 02:14:44.479
So Arnie is six foot two.
02:14:47.600 --> 02:14:49.119
Yeah, I guess that fits.
02:14:49.279 --> 02:14:51.199
And Danny DeVito is three foot tall.
02:14:51.439 --> 02:14:52.239
No, he's not.
02:14:52.479 --> 02:14:53.359
He's not.
02:14:53.840 --> 02:14:57.520
He's he's a shorter gentleman, but he's not that much shorter.
02:14:57.680 --> 02:14:59.279
He's just a big bee.
02:14:59.680 --> 02:15:00.720
Just a baby.
02:15:02.800 --> 02:15:03.119
Okay.
02:15:03.520 --> 02:15:04.479
All right, that's fine.
02:15:05.359 --> 02:15:08.159
I hope mine is Ventroyer and anybody.
02:15:10.079 --> 02:15:10.720
Brian.
02:15:10.880 --> 02:15:11.439
Yes.
02:15:11.920 --> 02:15:17.279
Andre the Giant and Mandy Petinkin, both from the Princess Bride.
02:15:17.439 --> 02:15:21.039
Is their height gap larger or smaller?
02:15:21.439 --> 02:15:25.760
So Andre the Giant was 70 feet.
02:15:27.680 --> 02:15:28.800
Yeah, he's physic.
02:15:28.960 --> 02:15:29.199
Uh-huh.
02:15:29.279 --> 02:15:32.239
And then Mandy Petinkin is an Enigo.
02:15:32.640 --> 02:15:34.720
Oh, Enigo Montoya.
02:15:35.199 --> 02:15:35.760
I don't know.
02:15:37.279 --> 02:15:37.600
Um.
02:15:40.079 --> 02:15:42.159
Well, Andre the Giant was really tall.
02:15:42.319 --> 02:15:46.640
So I'm going to say the Princess Bride folks had a bigger gap.
02:15:49.439 --> 02:15:50.239
That's right.
02:15:50.640 --> 02:15:52.319
Andre the Giant was 7'4.
02:15:52.640 --> 02:15:57.520
Mandy Batinkin was only 5'11, which means there's a height gap of 17 inches.
02:15:58.159 --> 02:15:58.880
Made it by an inch.
02:15:59.039 --> 02:15:59.520
That was close.
02:15:59.600 --> 02:15:59.760
Yeah.
02:16:00.079 --> 02:16:00.720
That was close.
02:16:00.800 --> 02:16:01.039
Thanks.
02:16:01.359 --> 02:16:02.399
All right, Justin.
02:16:02.560 --> 02:16:03.039
Uh-huh.
02:16:03.279 --> 02:16:04.000
Michael J.
02:16:04.239 --> 02:16:08.079
Fox and Christopher Lloyd from Back to the Future.
02:16:08.319 --> 02:16:10.720
Was their height gap larger or smaller?
02:16:10.960 --> 02:16:11.840
Smaller.
02:16:13.600 --> 02:16:14.560
Hey, good one.
02:16:15.199 --> 02:16:15.760
That's right.
02:16:15.840 --> 02:16:17.840
Their height gap was only nine inches.
02:16:18.000 --> 02:16:19.199
Thanks, Braggies.
02:16:20.000 --> 02:16:21.840
They teared for me over there.
02:16:22.079 --> 02:16:22.800
Brian.
02:16:23.039 --> 02:16:23.680
Yeah.
02:16:24.000 --> 02:16:25.760
From the movie Willow.
02:16:26.159 --> 02:16:26.479
Okay.
02:16:27.279 --> 02:16:30.399
Val Kilmer and Warwick Davis.
02:16:30.640 --> 02:16:33.920
Warwick Davis was the short person.
02:16:34.319 --> 02:16:35.920
I almost said the M word.
02:16:36.399 --> 02:16:36.559
No.
02:16:36.799 --> 02:16:36.959
No.
02:16:37.120 --> 02:16:39.040
I don't think I can say midget, can I?
02:16:39.200 --> 02:16:39.920
Oh, you just did.
02:16:40.000 --> 02:16:40.239
No.
02:16:40.479 --> 02:16:41.440
He's the peck.
02:16:42.159 --> 02:16:43.280
That's the word they use now.
02:16:43.520 --> 02:16:43.760
I don't know.
02:16:43.840 --> 02:16:44.239
What is it?
02:16:44.319 --> 02:16:45.040
Is that peck?
02:16:45.120 --> 02:16:45.680
Is that worse?
02:16:46.159 --> 02:16:46.479
Peck.
02:16:46.639 --> 02:16:47.280
P-E-C-K?
02:16:47.520 --> 02:16:47.760
Yeah.
02:16:47.920 --> 02:16:48.239
Pet?
02:16:48.559 --> 02:16:49.040
Peck.
02:16:49.200 --> 02:16:50.079
He says pet?
02:16:50.719 --> 02:16:51.200
Peck.
02:16:51.600 --> 02:16:52.079
Pet?
02:16:53.520 --> 02:16:54.239
Fuck you.
02:16:55.120 --> 02:16:57.760
Are you saying Pam or Pam?
02:16:58.719 --> 02:17:00.079
I'm gonna say Pam?
02:17:01.200 --> 02:17:06.319
I'm gonna say the will the willow height gap was larger.
02:17:09.280 --> 02:17:11.840
Hey, as long as you keep giving me the shit.
02:17:12.559 --> 02:17:12.959
Nope.
02:17:13.280 --> 02:17:16.159
See, what's fucked up is you got a little person.
02:17:16.559 --> 02:17:17.200
That's awesome.
02:17:17.360 --> 02:17:20.959
That's an easy Val Kilmer was six foot even.
02:17:21.360 --> 02:17:25.360
Warwick Davis, three foot six, which means there's a height gap of 30 inches.
02:17:25.520 --> 02:17:26.319
See, that's messed up.
02:17:26.639 --> 02:17:27.280
Almost double.
02:17:27.680 --> 02:17:31.760
Because Danny DeVito is three or six inches shorter than that Willow guy.
02:17:31.920 --> 02:17:32.239
Okay.
02:17:32.479 --> 02:17:33.120
Well.
02:17:34.639 --> 02:17:35.520
All right, Justin.
02:17:35.680 --> 02:17:36.639
All right, you're up to him.
02:17:37.120 --> 02:17:40.879
From the movie Moonraker.
02:17:41.200 --> 02:17:42.319
Didn't see it.
02:17:44.239 --> 02:17:45.600
Roger Moore.
02:17:45.840 --> 02:17:46.559
Don't know him.
02:17:46.799 --> 02:17:47.520
Oh, yeah, you do.
02:17:47.680 --> 02:17:48.479
Roger Moore?
02:17:48.639 --> 02:17:48.799
No.
02:17:49.120 --> 02:17:50.239
He was a seven.
02:17:50.399 --> 02:17:51.120
He was a 007.
02:17:51.360 --> 02:17:51.840
Yeah, no.
02:17:52.159 --> 02:17:52.479
Okay.
02:17:53.200 --> 02:17:54.159
Richard Keel.
02:17:55.040 --> 02:17:58.799
Oh, is he the Ah wait.
02:17:58.959 --> 02:18:00.319
Is that the De Plain guy?
02:18:00.639 --> 02:18:01.760
De Plaine, De Plaine.
02:18:02.239 --> 02:18:02.479
No.
02:18:02.719 --> 02:18:02.959
No?
02:18:03.120 --> 02:18:03.440
No.
02:18:03.680 --> 02:18:03.920
Okay.
02:18:04.319 --> 02:18:06.479
I believe it's I believe he plays Jaws.
02:18:06.879 --> 02:18:08.799
He's like a really tall guy.
02:18:09.440 --> 02:18:10.000
I don't know.
02:18:11.760 --> 02:18:14.639
I'm gonna go smaller.
02:18:17.440 --> 02:18:17.840
Oh, yeah.
02:18:21.680 --> 02:18:25.200
Yeah, uh, their height gap was 13 inches.
02:18:26.159 --> 02:18:28.799
This game is hard for me because I don't know things.
02:18:29.120 --> 02:18:30.079
Alright, Brian.
02:18:30.159 --> 02:18:30.479
Yeah.
02:18:30.639 --> 02:18:32.479
From the movie Wedding Crashers.
02:18:32.639 --> 02:18:32.959
Okay.
02:18:33.200 --> 02:18:36.639
Vince Vaughn and Isla Fisher.
02:18:37.360 --> 02:18:39.840
Is their height gap larger or smaller?
02:18:40.239 --> 02:18:41.920
See, this is one I do know.
02:18:44.719 --> 02:18:48.639
If you do know, what would you choose?
02:18:48.879 --> 02:18:49.840
I mean, I know the movie.
02:18:50.159 --> 02:18:51.120
Oh, I see.
02:18:52.479 --> 02:18:58.079
I'm gonna say their height gap is larger.
02:19:00.479 --> 02:19:00.799
No.
02:19:01.200 --> 02:19:02.719
Vince Vaughn is six foot five.
02:19:02.799 --> 02:19:07.760
Island Fisher is five foot three, which means their height gap is fourteen inches, which makes it smaller.
02:19:08.000 --> 02:19:09.200
Yeah, bummer.
02:19:09.520 --> 02:19:10.639
Vince Vaughn's a tall dude.
02:19:10.959 --> 02:19:11.920
He is a tall dude.
02:19:12.559 --> 02:19:13.680
Alright, Justin.
02:19:14.799 --> 02:19:16.639
From the movie The Burbs.
02:19:16.879 --> 02:19:17.200
Okay.
02:19:18.159 --> 02:19:24.719
Henry Gibson, who played Werner, or and Courtney Gaines, who played Hans.
02:19:25.280 --> 02:19:27.920
Is her height gap larger or smaller?
02:19:29.520 --> 02:19:31.600
That was the the guy.
02:19:34.000 --> 02:19:34.719
No, no.
02:19:34.959 --> 02:19:35.280
No.
02:19:35.600 --> 02:19:37.920
It was the weird kid on the porch.
02:19:38.159 --> 02:19:38.719
Right, Hans.
02:19:38.879 --> 02:19:41.040
Yeah, and Werner was the surgeon.
02:19:41.280 --> 02:19:41.760
The dad.
02:19:42.079 --> 02:19:42.559
The doctor.
02:19:42.799 --> 02:19:43.120
The doctor.
02:19:43.200 --> 02:19:43.360
Okay.
02:19:43.680 --> 02:19:43.840
Dr.
02:19:43.920 --> 02:19:44.239
Werner.
02:19:44.559 --> 02:19:44.719
Dr.
02:19:44.799 --> 02:19:45.440
Werner.
02:19:45.600 --> 02:19:47.040
Um, I'm gonna go.
02:19:47.600 --> 02:19:49.920
Their gap was smaller.
02:19:52.719 --> 02:19:54.319
Yep, only eight inches.
02:19:54.639 --> 02:19:55.760
Eight inches.
02:19:56.239 --> 02:19:57.360
That's tiny.
02:19:58.639 --> 02:20:00.559
I know I know eight inches.
02:20:01.040 --> 02:20:01.840
Do you?
02:20:02.799 --> 02:20:03.680
I'm familiar.
02:20:04.319 --> 02:20:04.559
Yeah.
02:20:04.719 --> 02:20:05.040
Alright.
02:20:05.280 --> 02:20:05.760
Familiar.
02:20:06.159 --> 02:20:07.040
Alright, Brian.
02:20:07.200 --> 02:20:07.840
Yes.
02:20:08.559 --> 02:20:10.239
From Lord of the Rings.
02:20:10.399 --> 02:20:10.719
Okay.
02:20:11.280 --> 02:20:14.479
Ian McKellen and Elijah Wood.
02:20:15.040 --> 02:20:20.079
Is their height gap larger or smaller than Arnie and Danny DeVito?
02:20:20.239 --> 02:20:20.719
Ooh.
02:20:25.840 --> 02:20:29.520
I'm gonna say, oh, this is this is a guess.
02:20:30.000 --> 02:20:30.719
I'm gonna say it.
02:20:31.120 --> 02:20:33.040
Elijah Wood's a tiny little guy.
02:20:33.760 --> 02:20:34.559
He's petite.
02:20:34.719 --> 02:20:36.399
Is he Danny DeVito Petite?
02:20:36.559 --> 02:20:36.959
I don't know.
02:20:37.120 --> 02:20:37.760
I don't either.
02:20:37.920 --> 02:20:41.600
No, because Danny DeVito is not petite.
02:20:44.319 --> 02:20:47.200
Apparently the same is not an option here.
02:20:48.799 --> 02:20:49.840
Exactly the same.
02:20:50.000 --> 02:20:50.319
It is not.
02:20:51.360 --> 02:20:52.559
That would be a really cool trick.
02:20:53.040 --> 02:20:53.600
But no, it's not.
02:20:53.840 --> 02:20:56.000
That would be a cool trick, but it's one or the other capacity.
02:20:56.159 --> 02:21:04.399
I'm gonna say that their the height difference of the Lord of the Rings is smaller.
02:21:08.959 --> 02:21:12.159
They look much bigger on screen.
02:21:12.799 --> 02:21:15.440
But actually their true height gap is only five inches.
02:21:15.760 --> 02:21:16.479
Oh nice.
02:21:17.360 --> 02:21:19.120
Alright, Justin.
02:21:19.760 --> 02:21:20.399
Pressure's on.
02:21:20.559 --> 02:21:21.280
There it is.
02:21:22.159 --> 02:21:26.639
Will Farrell and Peter Dinklage from the movie Elf.
02:21:34.159 --> 02:21:34.959
Larger.
02:21:38.239 --> 02:21:38.959
That's not fair.
02:21:39.040 --> 02:21:42.319
You keep getting all the mid small people in the first one.
02:21:42.559 --> 02:21:43.200
You got the first one.
02:21:43.440 --> 02:21:43.920
I got that one.
02:21:44.079 --> 02:21:45.840
I only got one small person.
02:21:46.000 --> 02:21:48.000
Will Farrell, six foot three.
02:21:48.159 --> 02:21:52.639
Peter Dinklage, four foot five, that makes a height gap of 22 inches.
02:21:52.879 --> 02:21:54.319
Will Farrell's six foot what?
02:21:54.479 --> 02:21:55.040
Six foot three.
02:21:55.200 --> 02:21:56.319
Yeah, he's a tall, dude.
02:21:56.399 --> 02:21:57.600
I didn't know he was that tall.
02:21:57.840 --> 02:22:00.000
I thought Peter Dinklage would be smaller than that.
02:22:00.239 --> 02:22:01.440
How tall is he?
02:22:01.680 --> 02:22:04.959
Uh he is four foot five.
02:22:05.120 --> 02:22:05.280
Oh.
02:22:05.680 --> 02:22:06.239
Yeah.
02:22:06.559 --> 02:22:06.879
Okay.
02:22:07.600 --> 02:22:08.959
Alright, so this is the last one.
02:22:09.200 --> 02:22:10.159
Go see you, Brian.
02:22:10.239 --> 02:22:10.879
No, no.
02:22:12.239 --> 02:22:15.120
From Austin Powers, the spy who shagged me.
02:22:15.280 --> 02:22:15.600
Okay.
02:22:16.159 --> 02:22:18.959
Mike Myers and Vern Troyer.
02:22:19.760 --> 02:22:21.040
I was hoping I'd get an adjoining.
02:22:21.920 --> 02:22:23.600
That gap is larger.
02:22:25.360 --> 02:22:27.680
Hey! Hey, Justin.
02:22:28.319 --> 02:22:29.600
We're both winners, baby.
02:22:29.920 --> 02:22:30.319
We tied.
02:22:30.639 --> 02:22:31.120
You're tied.
02:22:31.360 --> 02:22:31.920
We're both winners.
02:22:32.079 --> 02:22:32.319
We tied.
02:22:32.479 --> 02:22:33.200
Is there a tiebreaker?
02:22:33.360 --> 02:22:34.319
There is a tiebreaker shoot.
02:22:34.799 --> 02:22:35.440
Damn it, we didn't.
02:22:35.760 --> 02:22:35.920
All right.
02:22:37.200 --> 02:22:45.840
Among the all the actors mentioned in this game, what is the height difference between the tallest and the shortest?
02:22:47.040 --> 02:22:49.280
The tallest and the shortest.
02:22:49.520 --> 02:22:50.799
Are we going in inches?
02:22:51.040 --> 02:22:51.680
Yes.
02:22:58.559 --> 02:22:59.360
26.
02:23:00.399 --> 02:23:01.920
I'm going to take the over.
02:23:02.559 --> 02:23:03.760
Can you give me a number?
02:23:04.000 --> 02:23:04.719
27.
02:23:05.520 --> 02:23:07.200
You sound about BSh.
02:23:07.440 --> 02:23:09.920
Well, the winner is Brian.
02:23:10.399 --> 02:23:12.159
Okay, so let me give you a true number.
02:23:12.399 --> 02:23:15.360
I was going to guess by the guess the true number, I was going to guess 47.
02:23:16.000 --> 02:23:17.360
Well, that's a lot closer.
02:23:17.520 --> 02:23:20.000
Because the actual answer is 56 inches.
02:23:20.319 --> 02:23:20.719
56.
02:23:21.200 --> 02:23:21.280
Okay.
02:23:21.680 --> 02:23:25.040
The tallest one we met them in the game was Andrew the Giant at Vern Troyer.
02:23:25.280 --> 02:23:33.520
7'4, and the shortest was Vern Troyer at 2'8, which equals a difference of 56 inches.
02:23:33.760 --> 02:23:34.639
It's 2'8?
02:23:35.200 --> 02:23:35.520
That's right.
02:23:35.760 --> 02:23:36.799
No, that's a baby.
02:23:37.040 --> 02:23:40.239
And that, ladies and gentlemen, was My the Gap.
02:23:40.559 --> 02:23:46.000
Congratulations to Brian for most accurately navigating the highs and lows of this game and to Justin.
02:23:46.159 --> 02:23:46.559
Wow.
02:23:46.719 --> 02:23:48.399
Better luck next time.
02:23:49.200 --> 02:23:50.239
Congratulations.
02:23:50.399 --> 02:23:51.040
Oh, thank you.
02:23:51.200 --> 02:23:52.239
Yeah, that was a tough one.
02:23:52.319 --> 02:23:53.120
That was a tough one.
02:23:53.280 --> 02:23:56.079
I need to stop going first on tiebreakers.
02:23:56.319 --> 02:23:59.840
Because you always just choose one above or one below me.
02:23:59.920 --> 02:24:01.280
You know, it's the kind of prices right.
02:24:01.680 --> 02:24:02.000
One dollar.
02:24:02.399 --> 02:24:02.879
One double.
02:24:04.719 --> 02:24:06.239
I guess now it's Drew.
02:24:06.559 --> 02:24:06.879
Yeah.
02:24:07.040 --> 02:24:08.079
One double Drew.
02:24:32.079 --> 02:24:33.760
That is the new term for little people.
02:24:34.000 --> 02:24:35.440
No, that's in the movie.
02:24:35.520 --> 02:24:37.280
That's what they call them.
02:24:37.440 --> 02:24:39.840
Although actually, even in the movie, I think it's a derogatory term.
02:24:39.920 --> 02:24:42.399
I think it's actually sure.
02:24:42.479 --> 02:24:42.799
But anyway.
02:24:43.040 --> 02:24:44.639
I mean, you call anybody a pet.
02:24:44.959 --> 02:24:45.360
Pet.
02:24:48.079 --> 02:24:50.879
Bushelin' the peck and make them neck.
02:24:51.280 --> 02:24:52.239
Real, real mad.
02:24:53.360 --> 02:24:56.000
I just think we just should go back and call them midgets.
02:24:56.239 --> 02:24:56.479
Oh.
02:24:56.879 --> 02:24:57.200
Oh.
02:24:57.920 --> 02:25:00.319
How about how about we table that?
02:25:00.479 --> 02:25:02.399
And instead we pick some poison.
02:25:02.639 --> 02:25:03.920
Alright, let's pick some poison.
02:25:04.159 --> 02:25:07.440
Alright, let's start things off with movies from the same year.
02:25:07.600 --> 02:25:10.719
Would you rather watch Twins or Rain Man?
02:25:11.600 --> 02:25:12.399
Twins.
02:25:12.799 --> 02:25:13.440
Twins.
02:25:13.600 --> 02:25:14.479
Yeah, twins.
02:25:14.719 --> 02:25:16.799
Rain Man, I think, is kind of boring.
02:25:17.200 --> 02:25:17.680
Yeah.
02:25:17.920 --> 02:25:19.120
Kind of full of itself.
02:25:19.440 --> 02:25:23.760
Would you rather watch Twins or Die Hard?
02:25:25.280 --> 02:25:26.879
I gotta go Die Hard.
02:25:30.559 --> 02:25:32.000
I hate the hype on it.
02:25:32.079 --> 02:25:32.799
I really do.
02:25:33.680 --> 02:25:36.079
Oh, but I was on the train before I left the station.
02:25:36.239 --> 02:25:37.280
I'll watch it again.
02:25:37.440 --> 02:25:38.479
I'll go diehard.
02:25:38.559 --> 02:25:41.360
I'll watch it again, but if I'll I'd probably be real disappointed.
02:25:41.520 --> 02:25:41.840
Yeah.
02:25:42.239 --> 02:25:43.440
I'm gonna go diehard.
02:25:43.520 --> 02:25:44.159
Yeah.
02:25:44.639 --> 02:25:46.559
Twins or coming to America.
02:25:46.959 --> 02:25:47.520
Coming to America.
02:25:48.239 --> 02:25:48.879
Coming to America.
02:25:49.120 --> 02:25:49.840
Yeah, for sure.
02:25:50.159 --> 02:25:52.559
Twins or Who Framed Roger Abbott.
02:25:52.799 --> 02:25:54.559
Not a big Who Framed fan.
02:25:54.799 --> 02:25:56.879
I'm gonna go uh I'm gonna go twins.
02:25:57.120 --> 02:26:03.920
God, it's been probably the chain scene would have been a great fit in Who Framed Roger Abbott.
02:26:05.040 --> 02:26:05.360
Yeah.
02:26:05.520 --> 02:26:06.799
You are correct.
02:26:07.120 --> 02:26:10.879
I think I'd I'd watch Who Framed Roger Abbott because I haven't seen him forever.
02:26:11.200 --> 02:26:12.319
I'm gonna go twins.
02:26:12.719 --> 02:26:13.840
Prepare to be disappointed.
02:26:14.239 --> 02:26:18.159
I probably can't.
02:26:20.879 --> 02:26:25.840
I feel like we can't have an episode and not this movie not come up.
02:26:26.159 --> 02:26:29.040
Would you rather rather watch Twins or Beetlejuice?
02:26:34.479 --> 02:26:35.680
I'm going twins.
02:26:35.840 --> 02:26:37.200
I'm gonna go twins also.
02:26:37.440 --> 02:26:37.840
Same.
02:26:38.000 --> 02:26:39.680
I gotta be in the mood for Beetlejuice.
02:26:39.840 --> 02:26:40.079
Yeah.
02:26:40.319 --> 02:26:42.719
Alright, let's talk about some Arnold Schwarzenegger movies.
02:26:42.879 --> 02:26:45.360
Would you rather watch Twins or The Terminator?
02:26:45.680 --> 02:26:46.319
Terminator.
02:26:46.479 --> 02:26:47.040
The first one?
02:26:47.200 --> 02:26:47.440
Yeah.
02:26:47.760 --> 02:26:48.319
Twins.
02:26:50.319 --> 02:26:53.760
The first one's pretty sci-fi heavy, which I'm into, so I'm gonna go Terminator.
02:26:53.920 --> 02:26:54.239
Alright.
02:26:56.159 --> 02:26:57.920
Twins or Predator.
02:26:59.200 --> 02:26:59.680
Ooh.
02:27:00.399 --> 02:27:02.559
I haven't seen Predator in a very long time.
02:27:02.639 --> 02:27:03.840
I'm gonna go Predator.
02:27:04.639 --> 02:27:12.639
I'm gonna go Predator as well, but only because of Carl Weathers.
02:27:13.760 --> 02:27:14.079
No.
02:27:14.719 --> 02:27:16.479
The governor of Minnesota, where a beer, beer.
02:27:16.639 --> 02:27:17.120
Jesse Ventura?
02:27:17.360 --> 02:27:18.079
Jesse Ventura.
02:27:18.399 --> 02:27:19.600
Jesse the body.
02:27:19.840 --> 02:27:21.200
In that uh chain gun.
02:27:21.440 --> 02:27:21.680
Yeah.
02:27:21.840 --> 02:27:22.239
Oh yeah.
02:27:22.319 --> 02:27:24.799
Uh but I'm still gonna think I might pick twins over Predator.
02:27:24.879 --> 02:27:25.280
I get you.
02:27:25.440 --> 02:27:27.840
Twins or total recall! Total recall.
02:27:28.159 --> 02:27:28.559
Total recall.
02:27:28.879 --> 02:27:29.600
Total recall for sure.
02:27:29.760 --> 02:27:30.319
Just for the three twins.
02:27:30.559 --> 02:27:31.280
Three boobs.
02:27:31.440 --> 02:27:31.760
Yeah.
02:27:32.159 --> 02:27:33.760
Twins or kindergarten cop.
02:27:35.920 --> 02:27:39.440
Oh I'm gonna I'm gonna watch kindergarten cop.
02:27:39.840 --> 02:27:41.920
Because I would just like to see it again.
02:27:42.399 --> 02:27:43.600
I saw it not that long ago.
02:27:43.680 --> 02:27:44.719
I think I'll pick twins.
02:27:44.879 --> 02:27:45.120
Yeah?
02:27:45.200 --> 02:27:45.360
Yeah.
02:27:45.680 --> 02:27:47.120
Yeah, I think I'll go twins too.
02:27:47.280 --> 02:27:47.520
Alright.
02:27:47.680 --> 02:27:50.000
Alright, let's talk about some Danny DeVito movies.
02:27:50.159 --> 02:27:50.879
Oh, alright.
02:27:51.120 --> 02:27:53.760
Twins or Batman Returns.
02:27:54.079 --> 02:27:54.799
Twins?
02:27:55.040 --> 02:27:55.520
Twins.
02:27:55.680 --> 02:27:55.920
Yeah.
02:27:56.079 --> 02:27:56.479
Uh-huh.
02:27:56.719 --> 02:27:58.879
Twins or Throw Mama from the Train.
02:27:59.040 --> 02:28:00.239
Oh, I'll go throw Mama.
02:28:00.559 --> 02:28:00.719
Really?
02:28:00.799 --> 02:28:01.280
I'll go twins.
02:28:01.760 --> 02:28:02.319
I'll go twins.
02:28:02.719 --> 02:28:04.479
I haven't seen it in so long, I want to see it again.
02:28:04.639 --> 02:28:05.840
Is that the one with uh Mrs.
02:28:06.000 --> 02:28:07.200
Fratelli from Goonies?
02:28:07.360 --> 02:28:07.760
Yep, yep.
02:28:07.920 --> 02:28:09.920
The dishes are done, man.
02:28:10.719 --> 02:28:12.399
They just shot him with a shotgun.
02:28:12.799 --> 02:28:16.079
No! That's not Throw Mama from the Train.
02:28:16.559 --> 02:28:16.959
What is that?
02:28:17.200 --> 02:28:19.200
Don't tell mom the babysitter's dead.
02:28:19.360 --> 02:28:19.600
Oh.
02:28:19.840 --> 02:28:21.200
I mean the same thing.
02:28:21.760 --> 02:28:22.959
That's a different mama movie.
02:28:23.120 --> 02:28:24.479
Those are long titles.
02:28:24.719 --> 02:28:25.840
Easy to get confused.
02:28:26.639 --> 02:28:28.799
It's crazy you knew that just from that one line.
02:28:28.959 --> 02:28:30.319
Well, of course I know from that movie.
02:28:30.399 --> 02:28:30.719
That line.
02:28:30.959 --> 02:28:34.879
That's a line that was like permeates pop culture.
02:28:35.440 --> 02:28:36.879
Well, I'm not good at pop culture.
02:28:37.040 --> 02:28:37.360
You know that.
02:28:37.600 --> 02:28:38.079
That's true.
02:28:38.559 --> 02:28:40.639
Twins or romancing the stone.
02:28:41.920 --> 02:28:43.360
I'm going romancing the stone.
02:28:43.440 --> 02:28:44.479
I'll go romancing.
02:28:44.719 --> 02:28:46.399
I mean, rom-com, right?
02:28:46.559 --> 02:28:46.879
Yeah.
02:28:48.000 --> 02:28:52.399
I'm gonna break the bone in your body later.
02:28:54.799 --> 02:28:57.280
Twins or Matilda.
02:28:58.079 --> 02:28:59.280
Matilda was a good movie.
02:28:59.440 --> 02:29:00.639
Matilda was a good movie.
02:29:00.879 --> 02:29:01.600
It wasn't bad.
02:29:01.760 --> 02:29:03.280
How hot was that teacher?
02:29:03.600 --> 02:29:04.079
Yeah.
02:29:04.399 --> 02:29:04.639
Mrs.
02:29:04.799 --> 02:29:05.120
Honey?
02:29:05.280 --> 02:29:05.920
Miss Trumble?
02:29:06.159 --> 02:29:06.959
Miss Honey.
02:29:08.079 --> 02:29:08.879
Trumbull?
02:29:10.879 --> 02:29:12.719
I'll watch Matilda again.
02:29:12.959 --> 02:29:14.319
I think I'll pick twins over it.
02:29:14.479 --> 02:29:16.319
Yeah, I think I'll go twins over Matilda.
02:29:16.479 --> 02:29:17.440
I'll watch Matilda.
02:29:17.840 --> 02:29:20.879
Let's talk about a few movies with some odd couple kind of energy.
02:29:21.040 --> 02:29:23.520
Would you rather watch Twins or Planes, Trains, and Automobiles?
02:29:25.840 --> 02:29:26.319
Same.
02:29:27.600 --> 02:29:29.440
Twins or Rush Hour?
02:29:31.120 --> 02:29:31.600
I'm sorry.
02:29:32.159 --> 02:29:34.399
Can't you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?
02:29:34.639 --> 02:29:34.959
Twins.
02:29:35.120 --> 02:29:36.079
Yeah, I'm gonna go twins.
02:29:36.719 --> 02:29:38.319
Rush Hour gets annoying after the first two.
02:29:38.639 --> 02:29:39.120
It sure does.
02:29:39.600 --> 02:29:41.680
Twins or the other guys?
02:29:43.120 --> 02:29:46.319
That's with Will Farrell and uh Mark Wahlberg.
02:29:46.559 --> 02:29:47.600
Were they cops?
02:29:47.920 --> 02:29:48.879
That was pretty funny.
02:29:49.040 --> 02:29:49.680
I thought it was clever.
02:29:49.760 --> 02:29:50.559
I'm gonna go with the other guys.
02:29:50.719 --> 02:29:51.840
Yeah, I'll go with the other guys.
02:29:52.879 --> 02:29:56.000
And just a few more science gone weird kind of movies.
02:29:56.319 --> 02:29:58.319
Twins versus Junior.
02:29:58.639 --> 02:29:59.280
Twins?
02:29:59.520 --> 02:30:00.000
Twins.
02:30:00.239 --> 02:30:02.079
Yeah, I'm not gonna watch Junior.
02:30:02.399 --> 02:30:04.159
Twins or Back to the Future.
02:30:04.879 --> 02:30:09.440
Back to the Future! Or Twins versus Weird Science.
02:30:09.680 --> 02:30:13.120
I'd probably go back to Weird Science just for another visit.
02:30:13.440 --> 02:30:19.040
You know, I think my revisit of Weird Science is gonna be bad.
02:30:19.200 --> 02:30:20.079
So I'm gonna go twins.
02:30:20.319 --> 02:30:20.959
It might be a good one.
02:30:21.040 --> 02:30:22.479
Oh man, it's the battle of the Kellys.
02:30:22.719 --> 02:30:24.559
Kelly LeBrock or Kelly Preston.
02:30:24.799 --> 02:30:25.360
Right.
02:30:26.399 --> 02:30:27.920
I'm gonna give Kelly LeBrock.
02:30:28.159 --> 02:30:28.319
Okay.
02:30:29.120 --> 02:30:29.680
Weird Science.
02:30:30.639 --> 02:30:31.280
Yeah.
02:30:31.760 --> 02:30:34.079
And with that, we've picked our poison.
02:30:34.719 --> 02:30:35.440
Noise.
02:30:35.680 --> 02:30:36.159
Picked it.
02:30:36.479 --> 02:30:38.159
But now we've picked our poison.
02:30:38.319 --> 02:30:38.719
Mm-hmm.
02:30:39.280 --> 02:30:44.079
It's time to pick the winner of the Bodaker Award.
02:30:45.360 --> 02:30:46.799
Pirates Bodiker.
02:30:47.680 --> 02:30:49.360
You are under arrest.
02:30:49.520 --> 02:30:51.760
You have the right to remain silent.
02:30:53.200 --> 02:30:59.280
You gun, guns, guns, it's time to stole the seat and live.
02:31:19.200 --> 02:31:31.760
If you're new to the show, each episode we choose one worthy recipient to receive this prestigious recognition in honor of one of our favorite cinematic characters, Clarence Bodaker from Robocop.
02:31:32.239 --> 02:31:41.280
It's not an award for the best actor or whoever was on the screen the most, but the character who we think brought the most to the movie.
02:31:42.159 --> 02:31:45.040
Brian! Yo, I get to go out of the shoot here.
02:31:45.360 --> 02:31:48.879
Who is your choice for this episode's Bodtiker Award?
02:31:49.040 --> 02:31:49.760
Alright.
02:31:50.079 --> 02:31:59.600
My third choice is Marnie Mason played by Kelly Preston because she is a smoke show.
02:31:59.920 --> 02:32:00.479
Yes.
02:32:02.399 --> 02:32:06.000
My first place, my Bodticker Award winner.
02:32:06.239 --> 02:32:07.680
Who do you nominate?
02:32:09.360 --> 02:32:16.559
I think on the surface it is easy to nominate Arnold Schwarzenegger with it being his first comedic role.
02:32:17.040 --> 02:32:31.120
Stepping outside of that box, and the character he played was fun and it was goofy and all that, but I don't think you have a successful Julius without a Vincent.
02:32:31.840 --> 02:32:36.319
So my bodiker reward is gonna go to Vincent, played by Danny DeVito.
02:32:36.639 --> 02:32:46.239
I think his comedic genius and experience in this movie drove it forward and it elevated everybody else around him.
02:32:46.719 --> 02:32:48.719
So he's gonna be my bodiker.
02:32:49.440 --> 02:32:49.760
Okay.
02:32:50.319 --> 02:32:51.120
Vincent.
02:32:51.680 --> 02:32:54.239
Vincent was originally my first choice.
02:32:54.479 --> 02:32:54.799
Yep.
02:32:55.200 --> 02:32:58.639
And then I switched it to Julius.
02:32:58.879 --> 02:32:59.120
Okay.
02:32:59.440 --> 02:33:00.159
Do tell.
02:33:01.760 --> 02:33:03.600
And man, I like where you went.
02:33:03.840 --> 02:33:07.280
Without Vincent, Julius isn't as funny.
02:33:09.200 --> 02:33:13.760
But I really like Julius' innocence and his naivety.
02:33:14.559 --> 02:33:16.399
I I can totally agree with you there.
02:33:18.479 --> 02:33:22.319
He's sweet and kind, but he can also kick some ass.
02:33:22.479 --> 02:33:22.719
Right.
02:33:22.879 --> 02:33:24.479
You know, he was funny.
02:33:24.879 --> 02:33:30.639
Um I think he was the character that I had the most fun watching.
02:33:30.879 --> 02:33:31.200
Okay.
02:33:31.440 --> 02:33:33.680
And so that's where I landed with Julie.
02:33:33.920 --> 02:33:37.760
And that's kind of that's kind of the definition of the bodiker.
02:33:38.159 --> 02:33:41.280
So if that's who who you enjoyed watching the most, I totally get it.
02:33:41.360 --> 02:33:41.760
Yeah.
02:33:42.000 --> 02:33:45.200
I I can't disagree with a whole lot of what you said.
02:33:45.600 --> 02:33:46.639
But we're split.
02:33:46.799 --> 02:33:47.120
Yeah.
02:33:47.360 --> 02:33:48.399
Well, you know.
02:33:50.000 --> 02:33:53.200
See, I was gonna give my my nominee to Linda.
02:33:55.280 --> 02:33:56.079
I know it wasn't.
02:33:56.559 --> 02:33:58.479
Were you gonna give it to CSI Miami?
02:34:01.120 --> 02:34:01.920
The booth worker.
02:34:02.479 --> 02:34:02.799
Yeah.
02:34:02.959 --> 02:34:04.879
No, um it's Webster.
02:34:06.239 --> 02:34:07.680
Oh fuck you, Webster.
02:34:08.159 --> 02:34:11.840
Um fucking goddamn.
02:34:12.079 --> 02:34:16.719
Or what was the the the honeydew what was that guy's name?
02:34:16.879 --> 02:34:18.719
The the industrialist guy?
02:34:18.959 --> 02:34:19.680
The guy in Houston.
02:34:19.760 --> 02:34:20.719
Oh, Beatroot.
02:34:20.879 --> 02:34:22.239
Beatroot McKinley.
02:34:22.479 --> 02:34:23.760
Who named that character?
02:34:24.479 --> 02:34:25.200
Jesus Christ.
02:34:25.440 --> 02:34:28.799
And he his last name's McKinley, but he was the furthest thing from Irish.
02:34:29.520 --> 02:34:30.239
Beatroot.
02:34:31.440 --> 02:34:32.319
Uh no.
02:34:34.399 --> 02:34:36.159
Both are good choices.
02:34:36.639 --> 02:34:37.200
I agree.
02:34:37.760 --> 02:34:41.600
But to me, I gotta, I'm gonna sign with you, Brian.
02:34:42.159 --> 02:34:52.879
Because while you could definitely make the argument that Julius is the premise of the movie, Vincent, to me, is the movie.
02:34:53.200 --> 02:34:53.440
Okay.
02:34:53.920 --> 02:35:00.000
Without him, Twins is just a two-hour documentary about a polite Austrian man discovering Los Angeles.
02:35:01.760 --> 02:35:10.239
Vincent, I mean, he's broke, he's shady, he's fast talking, and perpetually one bad decision away from disaster.
02:35:10.399 --> 02:35:12.879
But really, that is what makes him fun to watch.
02:35:13.040 --> 02:35:16.799
And the contrast between the two is magic.
02:35:17.040 --> 02:35:19.840
And without Vincent, we have no contrast.
02:35:19.920 --> 02:35:26.879
We just have a golden doodle who just discovered hugs, which is great for a while.
02:35:27.120 --> 02:35:30.000
But Vincent makes that palpable.
02:35:30.319 --> 02:35:34.319
It's kind of like a beer that you have to have balance.
02:35:34.799 --> 02:35:35.120
Sure.
02:35:35.440 --> 02:35:40.159
And you know, you need the hops to balance out the barley.
02:35:40.479 --> 02:35:44.799
And to me, Vincent is a delightful amount of hops.
02:35:46.079 --> 02:35:46.399
Okay.
02:35:47.440 --> 02:35:53.760
Now I will say, if you're looking for balance, if you only had Vincent.
02:35:54.079 --> 02:35:54.719
Yeah.
02:35:55.920 --> 02:35:56.559
I know.
02:35:56.719 --> 02:35:58.319
I know I understand.
02:35:59.040 --> 02:36:02.079
I get where you're coming from, and maybe I didn't argue it properly.
02:36:02.319 --> 02:36:03.920
But you need to balance.
02:36:04.239 --> 02:36:05.440
It takes two to tango.
02:36:05.600 --> 02:36:06.319
You need them both.
02:36:06.559 --> 02:36:09.360
But you know me, and I like my hops.
02:36:12.239 --> 02:36:19.760
So, with that, two to one, Vincent is the winner of this episode's Bontiker Award.
02:36:19.920 --> 02:36:21.440
Good job, Vincent.
02:36:23.680 --> 02:36:25.200
Bitches leave.
02:36:27.840 --> 02:36:36.639
Well, now that we've picked our favorite character, let's take a moment and pick our favorite beer of the episode.
02:36:37.440 --> 02:36:40.479
Guys, got any strong feelings on this one?
02:36:42.079 --> 02:36:44.239
Alright, I'll go first on the beers.
02:36:45.360 --> 02:36:45.840
Go ahead.
02:36:46.079 --> 02:36:49.280
Alright, my third beer of the night.
02:36:49.600 --> 02:36:55.200
In last place, is the uh the good stuff.
02:36:55.360 --> 02:36:56.079
Good behavior?
02:36:56.319 --> 02:36:57.680
The good behavior.
02:36:58.479 --> 02:37:04.559
Um light hoppy notes, heavy seltzer flavor.
02:37:04.799 --> 02:37:05.280
Yeah.
02:37:05.440 --> 02:37:08.319
It just it didn't, it didn't sit well with me.
02:37:08.399 --> 02:37:11.600
It was too carbonated, it wasn't robust enough.
02:37:11.760 --> 02:37:14.239
I didn't get much beer beer out of it.
02:37:14.799 --> 02:37:17.520
Um so yeah, that's in third place.
02:37:17.840 --> 02:37:18.479
All right.
02:37:19.760 --> 02:37:25.600
In first place, I'm going with the tried and true course light.
02:37:26.239 --> 02:37:31.040
I know it it might seem like a surprise, but I'm with you.
02:37:32.079 --> 02:37:32.479
Yeah.
02:37:32.639 --> 02:37:36.639
I I I am I feel disappointed by myself.
02:37:37.360 --> 02:37:41.200
Because I really thought I was bringing a strong beer to the table tonight.
02:37:42.639 --> 02:37:46.399
But this Crowler let me down.
02:37:47.280 --> 02:37:50.959
And of the remaining options, yeah.
02:37:54.639 --> 02:37:56.000
It was the best beer of the night for me, too.
02:37:56.159 --> 02:38:00.079
I think the Crowler is what doomed your selection.
02:38:01.280 --> 02:38:03.920
I think out of the tap, this beer's probably amazing.
02:38:04.079 --> 02:38:08.159
You know, sitting in the Crowler, being in a can, it doesn't do it justice.
02:38:08.879 --> 02:38:13.600
Yeah, the try the true old guard of the Coors Light, I think, wins the night for us.
02:38:13.760 --> 02:38:18.879
I find this so funny because when I do win, it's always the best of the worst.
02:38:21.440 --> 02:38:22.639
But I'm right there with you.
02:38:23.200 --> 02:38:23.760
Alright.
02:38:24.079 --> 02:38:29.280
So Coors Light was our favorite beer of the episode.
02:38:29.600 --> 02:38:31.040
Congratulations, Justin.
02:38:31.520 --> 02:38:33.280
You brought the best beer of the night.
02:38:33.440 --> 02:38:37.120
It's not gonna do well in a bracket challenge, but that's fine.
02:38:37.360 --> 02:38:38.959
It has its place, though.
02:38:39.200 --> 02:38:39.600
It does.
02:38:39.760 --> 02:38:40.079
You know?
02:38:40.239 --> 02:38:41.200
It does.
02:38:42.399 --> 02:38:49.040
Alright, so now that we we've got that covered, what do you guys say we move on to some final thoughts and beer scores?
02:38:49.200 --> 02:38:50.000
Let's do it.
02:38:50.239 --> 02:38:50.719
Alright.
02:38:50.959 --> 02:38:52.639
Alright, who wants to kick it off?
02:38:52.879 --> 02:38:55.120
Justin, why don't you kick us off tonight?
02:38:55.440 --> 02:38:56.079
Alright.
02:38:56.479 --> 02:38:59.840
So Twins was a genuinely fun watch.
02:39:00.079 --> 02:39:03.920
I found myself giggling at a lot of different moments throughout the movie.
02:39:04.159 --> 02:39:08.559
Of course, being a film from the late 80s, there's plenty to pick on.
02:39:08.719 --> 02:39:17.280
The story isn't remotely believable and it's full of plot holes, but honestly, I didn't mind them one bit because I was just enjoying the ride.
02:39:17.600 --> 02:39:22.000
From a technical standpoint, the lighting choices were a little odd in places.
02:39:22.639 --> 02:39:32.719
Some of the night scenes, and I don't know if you guys noticed this or not, they looked like they were shot under black light because anything white in the frame was glowing.
02:39:33.360 --> 02:39:38.399
The camera work wasn't anything ext extraordinary, but it also wasn't distracting either.
02:39:39.120 --> 02:39:42.799
The acting was fine.
02:39:43.840 --> 02:39:47.280
But Danny and Arnold really stole the show.
02:39:48.000 --> 02:39:52.479
Most of the other characters and performances kind of fade into the background compared to those two.
02:39:52.719 --> 02:39:56.319
In the end, Twins is kind of like Julius and Vincent themselves.
02:39:56.479 --> 02:39:59.440
A weird combination that somehow works.
02:40:00.319 --> 02:40:12.319
I would absolutely watch Twins Again if it come what happened?
02:40:12.639 --> 02:40:13.520
I don't know.
02:40:15.360 --> 02:40:22.239
I would absolutely watch Twins Again if it came across if I came across it on a lazy Sunday afternoon.
02:40:22.399 --> 02:40:27.920
But like Seth says, everything is better with two beers, but I'm gonna need four.
02:40:28.559 --> 02:40:29.760
Four beers!
02:40:29.920 --> 02:40:32.000
Alright, Brian, how do you feel about it?
02:40:32.239 --> 02:40:35.920
Alright, well, at first glance, Twins is pure 80s comedy.
02:40:36.079 --> 02:40:43.360
Laugh out loud moments, absurd situations, and a pairing so mismatched it's impossible not to smile.
02:40:43.840 --> 02:40:48.479
But beneath the gags in the physical comedy, there's something quite touching.
02:40:48.799 --> 02:40:56.319
A story about family, connection, and discovering that love that can show up in the most unexpected forms.
02:40:57.760 --> 02:41:01.040
You know, I'm a bit of a victim of nostalgia with this one.
02:41:01.280 --> 02:41:02.879
I remember watching it as a kid.
02:41:03.440 --> 02:41:06.000
I remember when I watched it as a kid.
02:41:06.159 --> 02:41:07.120
I remember enjoying it.
02:41:07.200 --> 02:41:10.559
I remember the laughing, I remember the feel-good.
02:41:11.200 --> 02:41:19.440
And so that part of the nostalgia really makes some of the negative things in this movie disappear from me.
02:41:20.799 --> 02:41:30.559
You know, even in a world that was trying to create perfection, it's the imperfections, the laughter and the bonds that we make along the way that truly define family.
02:41:31.680 --> 02:41:36.639
Twins may make us laugh first, but it reminds us to feel too.
02:41:37.920 --> 02:41:48.399
And I think the wholesome part of that, especially like I said, the part where Julius talks to Vincent about Vincent being the side effect of the experiment.
02:41:48.959 --> 02:41:51.200
I I I really like that.
02:41:51.360 --> 02:41:56.399
I I think uh it was really wholesome and pretty neat.
02:41:57.360 --> 02:42:00.159
So I like this movie.
02:42:00.879 --> 02:42:03.040
My beer rating, I'm gonna give her a three.
02:42:03.360 --> 02:42:03.920
Alright.
02:42:04.559 --> 02:42:06.399
Alright, three beers.
02:42:07.600 --> 02:42:13.760
Alright, well, overall, I I gotta say Twins has a lot going for it.
02:42:14.000 --> 02:42:17.040
First off, Arnold actually pulled it off.
02:42:17.360 --> 02:42:17.840
He did.
02:42:18.079 --> 02:42:22.719
For his first real comedy, the guy shows he's got legitimate timing.
02:42:22.799 --> 02:42:32.559
And and playing Julius as this earnest, hyper polite superhuman I mean really works because Arnold commits to it completely.
02:42:32.959 --> 02:42:38.559
There's no winking at the camera, he just plays it straight and does it really damn well.
02:42:40.000 --> 02:42:45.360
On the opposite side, you've got Danny DeVito, who is basically the perfect counterweight.
02:42:45.680 --> 02:42:54.159
Uh he's a walking disaster, a fast talking hustler with terrible instincts, and DeVito milks every second of it.
02:42:54.719 --> 02:43:00.079
Um and the chemistry between the two of them is really what makes the movie work.
02:43:00.559 --> 02:43:07.760
But the problem about this movie is that the movie around them is pretty damn thin.
02:43:08.639 --> 02:43:09.440
I get it.
02:43:09.760 --> 02:43:15.840
The plot is basically a road trip with a jet engine in the trunk for reasons that never really make sense.
02:43:16.159 --> 02:43:23.040
The romantic subplots are are kind of truthfully forgettable, despite Kelly Preston.
02:43:23.200 --> 02:43:23.600
100%.
02:43:24.079 --> 02:43:24.959
And the nun.
02:43:27.360 --> 02:43:35.360
And the villain shows up from what feels like a completely different movie and then disappears under a ton of giant fucking chains.
02:43:36.079 --> 02:43:45.520
It's one of those movies where you can tell they started with the great premise and then built the rest of the movie afterwards.
02:43:46.239 --> 02:43:53.360
And what they ended up with is kind of a camel, a horse designed by committee.
02:43:53.920 --> 02:43:56.399
It's not a bad movie at all.
02:43:56.639 --> 02:44:09.360
I will definitely watch it again because the leads do carry it, and there are plenty of funny moments, but they'd be a lot funnier with four beers in my belly.
02:44:10.079 --> 02:44:10.719
Alright.
02:44:10.959 --> 02:44:11.600
Yeah.
02:44:12.079 --> 02:44:12.879
443.
02:44:13.200 --> 02:44:13.840
443.
02:44:14.000 --> 02:44:14.719
443.
02:44:16.719 --> 02:44:27.440
And for those who are you know care about such things, that gives it an average score of 3.67.
02:44:28.399 --> 02:44:35.200
Which puts it tied for fifth in our movies we've watched to date with the burbs.
02:44:35.440 --> 02:44:35.760
Okay.
02:44:37.120 --> 02:44:38.959
And Fire in the Sky.
02:44:39.280 --> 02:44:39.920
Alright.
02:44:40.479 --> 02:44:47.600
Uh all of these movies are a third of a beer behind Pretty Woman.
02:44:47.760 --> 02:44:48.159
Mm-hmm.
02:44:48.799 --> 02:44:53.440
And a third of a beer ahead of Uncle Buck.
02:44:53.840 --> 02:44:54.879
Not too shabby.
02:44:55.040 --> 02:44:55.200
No.
02:44:55.360 --> 02:44:55.520
Yeah.
02:44:55.760 --> 02:44:57.280
I think that's a pretty good spot for it.
02:44:57.520 --> 02:44:57.840
Right.
02:44:58.079 --> 02:45:01.200
Hey, thanks guys for watching this movie and talking about this one.
02:45:01.280 --> 02:45:03.280
This this one this one meant something to me as a kid.
02:45:04.079 --> 02:45:05.040
Thanks for bringing to the table.
02:45:05.360 --> 02:45:08.000
It was really fun to go back and rewatch.
02:45:08.319 --> 02:45:08.719
It was.
02:45:08.879 --> 02:45:11.440
And I wasn't as disappointed as I was afraid it might be.
02:45:11.680 --> 02:45:12.000
You know what?
02:45:12.159 --> 02:45:13.920
I will say it was a fun first watch.
02:45:14.399 --> 02:45:14.959
Cool.
02:45:16.719 --> 02:45:19.040
Well, hey guys.
02:45:19.600 --> 02:45:20.319
What if?
02:45:20.639 --> 02:45:21.120
What if?
02:45:21.360 --> 02:45:26.000
What if they wanted to make a sequel to Twins?
02:45:26.479 --> 02:45:26.799
Okay.
02:45:27.600 --> 02:45:29.600
And they're like, hey, regular guys.
02:45:30.559 --> 02:45:32.639
What what should this movie be?
02:45:33.600 --> 02:45:36.399
Justin, you had the best beer of the night.
02:45:36.639 --> 02:45:39.040
Why don't you kick off our brainstorming session?
02:45:39.280 --> 02:45:40.559
You know what I would say to those guys?
02:45:40.719 --> 02:45:40.959
Yeah.
02:45:41.120 --> 02:45:42.000
I'd say, hey guys.
02:45:42.159 --> 02:45:42.319
Yeah.
02:45:42.479 --> 02:45:43.280
I got something for you.
02:45:43.440 --> 02:45:44.079
Oh yeah, tell them.
02:45:44.239 --> 02:45:44.479
Tell them.
02:45:44.719 --> 02:45:45.840
Tell them all about it.
02:45:46.159 --> 02:45:51.280
It turns out the experiment didn't produce twins.
02:45:51.440 --> 02:45:52.239
Oh no.
02:45:52.799 --> 02:45:54.719
It produced triplets.
02:45:55.120 --> 02:45:55.200
Oh.
02:45:56.879 --> 02:45:58.000
There's a plus one.
02:45:58.319 --> 02:46:02.959
So now Julius and Vincent have to track down their third brother.
02:46:03.200 --> 02:46:03.760
Oh man.
02:46:04.000 --> 02:46:04.559
Maybe sister.
02:46:04.879 --> 02:46:05.120
I don't know.
02:46:05.440 --> 02:46:05.520
Maybe.
02:46:05.760 --> 02:46:06.000
We don't know.
02:46:06.079 --> 02:46:06.239
Maybe.
02:46:06.559 --> 02:46:06.879
Maybe.
02:46:07.040 --> 02:46:07.520
Yeah.
02:46:08.000 --> 02:46:09.280
Only discover.
02:46:10.719 --> 02:46:12.319
Only to discover.
02:46:12.959 --> 02:46:18.799
He or she inherited all of the worst personality traits.
02:46:18.959 --> 02:46:20.719
Oh! So they're a dick.
02:46:20.959 --> 02:46:24.079
This could very well be sociopath.
02:46:25.200 --> 02:46:26.319
Psychopath.
02:46:27.120 --> 02:46:28.159
Serial killer.
02:46:28.319 --> 02:46:28.959
Oh man.
02:46:29.200 --> 02:46:30.000
We don't know.
02:46:30.159 --> 02:46:30.559
Yeah.
02:46:30.799 --> 02:46:31.840
But we will find out.
02:46:32.000 --> 02:46:33.040
We'll find out.
02:46:33.280 --> 02:46:35.200
Well, I guess that's what the movie is for.
02:46:35.440 --> 02:46:42.959
So it's interesting that you go in that direction because there was an actual sequel to this movie pitched.
02:46:43.200 --> 02:46:43.520
No way.
02:46:43.680 --> 02:46:43.920
Oh yeah.
02:46:44.159 --> 02:46:44.559
Was it really?
02:46:44.719 --> 02:46:45.040
There was.
02:46:45.280 --> 02:46:45.920
Triplets?
02:46:46.079 --> 02:46:48.239
And it was triplets.
02:46:48.399 --> 02:46:52.559
Oh my gosh! I mean, it seems like the obvious choice.
02:46:52.799 --> 02:46:55.520
And do you know who is cast as the third?
02:46:55.760 --> 02:46:56.239
Who?
02:46:57.760 --> 02:46:59.200
Eddie Murphy.
02:46:59.600 --> 02:46:59.680
No.
02:47:00.639 --> 02:47:01.040
Yep.
02:47:01.280 --> 02:47:01.760
Why?
02:47:01.920 --> 02:47:04.239
So the third was going to be Eddie Murphy.
02:47:04.399 --> 02:47:05.520
Well, I guess, I mean it makes sense.
02:47:05.600 --> 02:47:07.840
You gotta have tall, you gotta have small, you gotta have black.
02:47:08.079 --> 02:47:08.639
You know?
02:47:09.600 --> 02:47:11.520
We're covering all the bases here.
02:47:13.120 --> 02:47:18.959
But I always wondered if the setting would be maybe I don't know.
02:47:20.079 --> 02:47:21.200
In the ghetto?
02:47:22.959 --> 02:47:28.559
And so it's a situation that that Vincent isn't familiar with.
02:47:28.719 --> 02:47:29.120
Uh-huh.
02:47:29.360 --> 02:47:32.879
And of course, Julius is, you know, naivete, he wouldn't be familiar with it.
02:47:33.360 --> 02:47:39.120
So I don't know what direction they were gonna go with that, but that's that's the direction the the sequel was going to.
02:47:39.520 --> 02:47:42.079
They had it casted and everything.
02:47:42.239 --> 02:47:42.959
They just never did it.
02:47:43.120 --> 02:47:43.520
All right, all right.
02:47:43.600 --> 02:47:49.120
I'm gonna say let's let's take this a totally, you know, let's take the premise we we've been working on.
02:47:49.440 --> 02:47:52.879
But I really would make this a fully fish out of water.
02:47:54.159 --> 02:47:58.319
They find their black brother in Hong Kong.
02:48:02.079 --> 02:48:02.639
Wow.
02:48:02.959 --> 02:48:03.280
Okay.
02:48:03.520 --> 02:48:03.840
Yeah.
02:48:04.159 --> 02:48:04.799
All right.
02:48:05.200 --> 02:48:06.000
I don't know why.
02:48:06.079 --> 02:48:07.200
I just think it'll be funny.
02:48:07.360 --> 02:48:10.559
Like, there's gonna be some kind of like Yakuza, like mafia.
02:48:10.959 --> 02:48:11.840
Oh, yeah, there has to be.
02:48:12.559 --> 02:48:12.719
Yeah.
02:48:13.200 --> 02:48:13.360
Yeah.
02:48:13.600 --> 02:48:17.440
Let's say that he is like a action hero.
02:48:18.079 --> 02:48:20.079
Yeah, because he's great, sociopath.
02:48:20.159 --> 02:48:20.559
Uh-huh.
02:48:20.719 --> 02:48:21.040
You're right.
02:48:21.120 --> 02:48:23.280
To go back to your butt, he's gotta be a sociopath.
02:48:23.360 --> 02:48:26.079
So he's a serial killer in Hong Kong.
02:48:26.159 --> 02:48:26.399
All right.
02:48:26.639 --> 02:48:31.520
Connected with the Yakuza or some form of organized crime.
02:48:31.680 --> 02:48:31.840
Yeah.
02:48:32.079 --> 02:48:33.280
He's like their hitman.
02:48:33.440 --> 02:48:33.680
Right.
02:48:33.840 --> 02:48:34.159
Yeah.
02:48:34.319 --> 02:48:34.559
Yeah.
02:48:34.719 --> 02:48:37.040
And he's just killing people all over the place.
02:48:37.280 --> 02:48:42.879
And so they need to stop them from the killing?
02:48:43.280 --> 02:48:45.680
I think they just need to show them what family is.
02:48:45.840 --> 02:48:47.120
So he stops on his own.
02:48:47.600 --> 02:48:48.719
That's all he needs is family.
02:48:48.959 --> 02:48:49.840
He just needs family.
02:48:50.000 --> 02:48:50.239
Right.
02:48:50.479 --> 02:48:51.760
Family solves it all.
02:48:51.920 --> 02:48:52.319
Yeah.
02:48:52.719 --> 02:48:54.959
You need a Christmas tree and a Thanksgiving dinner.
02:48:55.760 --> 02:48:58.799
They need, though, another Mason sister.
02:48:59.600 --> 02:49:00.399
Another what?
02:49:00.559 --> 02:49:02.079
Another Mason sister.
02:49:02.639 --> 02:49:03.440
Barney and Linda.
02:49:03.760 --> 02:49:04.159
You're so right.
02:49:04.319 --> 02:49:04.879
Barney and Linda.
02:49:05.040 --> 02:49:06.159
I mean, we they're not twins.
02:49:06.319 --> 02:49:07.680
They might have another sister.
02:49:07.920 --> 02:49:08.479
You never know.
02:49:08.639 --> 02:49:08.879
Right.
02:49:09.040 --> 02:49:15.600
And so they have a sister that they'll introduce to their black brother in Hong Kong.
02:49:16.000 --> 02:49:16.319
Maybe.
02:49:16.559 --> 02:49:20.959
Or maybe those relationships didn't quite pan out.
02:49:21.280 --> 02:49:23.520
Or maybe there's a horrible car crash.
02:49:25.120 --> 02:49:29.920
And so they they discover new love interests in Hong Kong.
02:49:30.159 --> 02:49:32.799
Maybe one of them is the nun.
02:49:33.440 --> 02:49:34.000
Oh my god.
02:49:34.159 --> 02:49:34.559
The nun.
02:49:34.799 --> 02:49:36.159
The nun shows fall back.
02:49:36.639 --> 02:49:37.040
Yes.
02:49:37.360 --> 02:49:38.639
Reunite, man.
02:49:39.040 --> 02:49:40.559
It feels so good.
02:49:40.959 --> 02:49:43.840
I mean, couldn't the nun have technically been like 18?
02:49:44.719 --> 02:49:44.959
No.
02:49:45.440 --> 02:49:45.840
I don't know.
02:49:46.000 --> 02:49:46.959
Well, she's a teacher.
02:49:47.040 --> 02:49:47.120
Right.
02:49:47.360 --> 02:49:51.840
So I would think she still has to have some degree of education beyond high school.
02:49:52.239 --> 02:49:53.040
That's true.
02:49:53.280 --> 02:49:58.000
So the nun moved to honk.
02:49:58.239 --> 02:49:58.399
Yeah.
02:49:58.719 --> 02:50:03.280
Maybe she's so disgraced after the controversy.
02:50:03.360 --> 02:50:07.280
She got kicked out, and then she moved to the far east.
02:50:07.600 --> 02:50:12.000
In a soul-searching journey to discover herself.
02:50:12.239 --> 02:50:15.280
Maybe she is the kingpin of the Yakuza.
02:50:15.840 --> 02:50:16.799
Oh my goodness.
02:50:17.040 --> 02:50:18.399
Maybe she turned to Buddhism.
02:50:19.600 --> 02:50:20.159
Maybe.
02:50:20.319 --> 02:50:26.559
And then she took over the Yakuza by fronting as a Buddhist.
02:50:26.879 --> 02:50:27.200
Okay.
02:50:27.440 --> 02:50:31.920
So if we do that, so the Yakuza is a Japanese organized crime.
02:50:32.000 --> 02:50:32.959
So maybe this happens in the world.
02:50:34.639 --> 02:50:36.079
Maybe it happens in Tokyo instead of the United States.
02:50:36.239 --> 02:50:36.559
I don't know.
02:50:36.799 --> 02:50:39.520
I just heard that name from Grand Theft Auto.
02:50:41.600 --> 02:50:41.920
Okay.
02:50:42.239 --> 02:50:44.639
So how do we bring this all to a close?
02:50:45.120 --> 02:50:46.719
Uh everyone dies.
02:50:47.200 --> 02:50:51.760
Love it! Except except Arnold.
02:50:52.959 --> 02:50:54.399
He goes back to the island.
02:50:54.719 --> 02:50:59.040
Under a giant pile of rubber chickens.
02:50:59.200 --> 02:51:00.079
Oh, oh.
02:51:00.559 --> 02:51:12.559
The entire, like they're they're on a boat trying to escape, and they blow up the boat, but he, like, everybody dies, but he flies across and then he lands in the water and he just floats back to the island he originally came from.
02:51:12.799 --> 02:51:15.680
And he wakes up on the on the shore and he's like, oh.
02:51:18.159 --> 02:51:22.000
He's swimming, but it looks like a sea dew racing through the water.
02:51:24.719 --> 02:51:27.200
He's got flash Gordon right on his back.
02:51:29.040 --> 02:51:30.319
Space sea dew.
02:51:30.479 --> 02:51:31.600
It's just Arnie.
02:51:31.920 --> 02:51:33.600
A full circle, gentlemen.
02:51:33.840 --> 02:51:35.120
All the way back to the beginning.
02:51:35.360 --> 02:51:35.920
I like it.
02:51:36.639 --> 02:51:37.120
Let's print it.
02:51:37.280 --> 02:51:37.840
Print it.
02:51:38.079 --> 02:51:44.159
Well, I think uh that's gonna do it for this episode of the regular guy movie show.
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We navigated genetic experiments, cross-country road trips, a jet engine in a Cadillac trunk for reasons that remain questionable, and one of the most baffling sets of twins in movie history.
02:51:56.000 --> 02:52:09.520
If you enjoyed hanging out with us, make sure to follow, subscribe, leave a review, or just start walking around your local gym telling people you're the result of a top secret genetic experiment and that all the bad stuff was given to your brother.
02:52:09.920 --> 02:52:14.239
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Does the comedy still land?
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And most importantly, who is your boniker winner?
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We genuinely want to know mostly so we can evaluate your answer with the cold efficiency of a 1980s genetic lab.
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Thanks for listening! Thanks for drinking along with us, and as always, be kind rewind.
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The regular guy movie show talking flicks.
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Here we go.
02:53:07.520 --> 02:53:07.920
Yeah.
02:53:08.959 --> 02:53:11.120
Who was the hottest teacher you guys ever had?
02:53:11.360 --> 02:53:12.399
Oh my god.
02:53:12.959 --> 02:53:13.840
Oh my god.
02:53:14.079 --> 02:53:14.879
I was in high school.
02:53:15.120 --> 02:53:16.000
Yeah, same.
02:53:16.479 --> 02:53:21.200
Uh she was my English teacher.
02:53:21.840 --> 02:53:23.440
Her name was Miss Pashke.
02:53:23.600 --> 02:53:23.840
Yeah.
02:53:24.000 --> 02:53:24.959
Miss Pashke.
02:53:25.200 --> 02:53:28.559
She was like this kind of like she was young, but she was like a hippie chick.
02:53:28.719 --> 02:53:28.959
Okay.
02:53:29.200 --> 02:53:31.680
She wore these crazy skirts all the time.
02:53:32.239 --> 02:53:33.040
Tight tops.
02:53:33.680 --> 02:53:35.760
Short, like chop blonde hair.
02:53:36.239 --> 02:53:36.959
Super hot.
02:53:37.200 --> 02:53:42.879
And I actually wanted to ask her out on a date on the last day of school my senior year.
02:53:43.120 --> 02:53:43.600
Because I was 18.
02:53:43.840 --> 02:53:44.079
Oh, yeah.
02:53:45.280 --> 02:53:46.000
It would have been legit.
02:53:46.159 --> 02:53:47.280
And I chickened out.
02:53:48.319 --> 02:53:49.440
I didn't go through with it.
02:53:49.520 --> 02:53:51.120
But Miss Pashka was hot.
02:53:51.280 --> 02:53:51.440
Yeah?
02:53:51.680 --> 02:53:51.920
Yeah.
02:53:52.079 --> 02:53:53.040
How about you, Seth?
02:53:53.280 --> 02:53:53.600
Oh.
02:53:54.239 --> 02:53:56.559
In high school, Miss Mayfield.
02:53:56.799 --> 02:53:57.120
Mayfield.
02:53:57.280 --> 02:53:59.680
She was she was uh our math teacher.
02:54:01.200 --> 02:54:05.440
She was uh I think this was it was probably like her first teaching job out of college.
02:54:05.760 --> 02:54:06.799
Oh, so she was a youngin'.
02:54:07.200 --> 02:54:11.360
She was young and she was hot, and she knew she was hot.
02:54:11.520 --> 02:54:12.479
Oh, okay.
02:54:12.719 --> 02:54:23.200
And I'm pretty sure she knew that we knew she was hot and seemed to really want us to make sure we knew that we knew that she was hot.
02:54:23.360 --> 02:54:23.840
Uh-huh.
02:54:24.159 --> 02:54:26.639
I don't know if any of that made sense, but she was hot.
02:54:26.959 --> 02:54:27.600
She fucking knew it.
02:54:28.879 --> 02:54:30.559
She showed it off.
02:54:32.079 --> 02:54:37.680
Pushing the boundaries of what was acceptable for a teacher to wear back in the 90s.
02:54:37.920 --> 02:54:39.600
Oh, that's awesome, especially in high school.
02:54:39.840 --> 02:54:40.639
Oh my god.
02:54:40.879 --> 02:54:41.600
That's great.
02:54:42.159 --> 02:54:49.200
So many of my early impressions of what a woman was were based on Mrs.
02:54:49.280 --> 02:54:49.920
Mayfield.
02:54:50.079 --> 02:54:51.360
Or uh Miss Mayfield.
02:54:51.600 --> 02:54:52.559
I don't know if it's a Mrs.
02:54:52.879 --> 02:54:54.399
at any point, but Ms.
02:54:54.559 --> 02:54:55.440
Mayfield.
02:54:55.760 --> 02:54:56.479
Oh my god.
02:54:56.719 --> 02:54:57.520
Smoke show.
02:54:57.920 --> 02:54:58.399
Very cool.
02:54:58.559 --> 02:55:01.680
You mine was early in the game.
02:55:01.920 --> 02:55:02.079
Yeah.
02:55:02.799 --> 02:55:06.959
My first love of my life was my fourth grade teacher, Mrs.
02:55:07.120 --> 02:55:08.079
Sheila Ballard.
02:55:08.399 --> 02:55:08.719
Damn.
02:55:09.280 --> 02:55:09.840
Fourth grade.
02:55:10.319 --> 02:55:11.840
I remember we had to write journals.
02:55:12.159 --> 02:55:13.760
We had to do a journal entry once a week.
02:55:14.000 --> 02:55:14.479
She's none.
02:55:14.799 --> 02:55:15.760
No, she was not.
02:55:16.639 --> 02:55:19.280
And this is just, you know, non-sexual.
02:55:19.360 --> 02:55:20.719
I mean I was in fourth grade.
02:55:20.959 --> 02:55:27.360
Um, I remember writing in my first journal entry, my teacher is really cute.
02:55:27.600 --> 02:55:27.760
Oh.
02:55:28.239 --> 02:55:33.520
Not knowing, not knowing that she would read all her journal entries.
02:55:34.079 --> 02:55:35.680
This is my private journal.
02:55:36.000 --> 02:55:36.639
Right.
02:55:37.600 --> 02:55:40.079
Yeah, so that was uh that was interesting.
02:55:40.239 --> 02:55:42.479
That was Sheila Ballard.
02:55:42.639 --> 02:55:47.280
Her uh she forgot her lunch one day, and her husband came to school to drop it off for her, and it broke my heart.
02:55:47.440 --> 02:55:48.639
And you were like, fuck that guy.
02:55:48.799 --> 02:55:49.920
Yep, broke my heart.
02:55:50.159 --> 02:55:50.879
Peace shit.
02:55:51.520 --> 02:55:52.000
My lady.
02:55:52.319 --> 02:55:52.479
Mrs.
02:55:52.559 --> 02:55:55.040
Ballard did you find his murder?
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Sitting there right there in the class.
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I don't know whatever happened to her.
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To her husband.
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But if if anything any ne'er dwelling came about his way.
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Right.
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So the best way to do that is you bury them vertically and then you put an endangered plant over the top so they can't dig it up.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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That's smart.
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That's so smart.
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You've given no thought to this whatsoever.
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None whatsoever.
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No.
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Sheila, if you're out there, I still think of you.
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And if your husband met an untimely end, don't try it.
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Don't come looking at me.