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This is the JB and Sandy Show podcast. You can
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JB found something funny on Instagram, something that's really random,
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really really funny, And we're gonna get to it in
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just a second. But before we do, JB, are you
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a moskita joe guy?
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No?
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The now the where they come spray your yard? Yeah?
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Now, I've taken it into my own hands. Company is
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strong enough for me. I've I bought a battery operated
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pump sprayer.
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Oh okay, right for bugs.
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I was at a friend of mine's house and this
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mosquito joe guy was there and spraying the stuff, and
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I asked him, I go.
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He's spray chrysanthemum. Is that what it is? I smell?
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And and he gave me the all the chemistry of the
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of what they spray.
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But it smells really good. That's what I was surprised.
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Yeah, there's a bunch of natural stuff you don't have
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to use like deet you can.
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There's a bunch of natural stuff that'll as soon as
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someone says says deep, all I picture is the truck that.
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Went and everybody ran behind it.
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It's like you're in the clouds.
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Yeah, it's amazing we didn't grow another head, right. Uh, Jammy,
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tell us about these guys. You've this guy you found
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on Instagram.
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I know it's a little bit visual, so forgive me,
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but this this guy is just basically punking people. It's
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very similar to do you remember when Jimmy Kimmel would
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go to festivals and bring up make make up, fake bands.
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Yeah.
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People people would go along with it just to fit in,
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which is like a natural human thing. I guess this
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guy's telling people jokes. The young guy, he goes up
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and he tells someone a joke, and again, just like
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the Jimmy Kimmel bit, they're trying to fit in, so
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they just start laughing. It is a completely obscure punchline
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that has nothing to do with anything, right, And then
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he and then they all laugh and react, and then
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he puts them on this spot to explain it, and
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they go, uh.
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It's just very funny to me.
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Here's one where both of the ones that you're gonna hear.
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He's approaching people in grocery stores to do it, and
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the first guy he's holding a bag of Doritos and
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that's what all the crinkling is. But here he is
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check it out. What do you call a burger with
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no bun?
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So a burger with no bun?
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What snoop dogg ice cream?
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You get it?
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Explain it like like like.
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Like a burger?
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No, I don't know. He's like, I don't know.
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It just was goofy.
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There was, you know the same thing where Shane Gillis
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punked everyone at the the sp Awards.
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Basketball joke.
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Yeah, he said, you know with this is what Tricksy
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Hall or whatever. Four time w NBA All Star she's
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not even in the wn and everyone applause And she's
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not even in the w NBA. He was his friend's wife.
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He's just punking everybody. It's just so that stuffs so
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funny to me.
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Here's another one.
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Go ahead.
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I just said, how many times have you done that
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where somebody says something or with a group of people
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and they's something to say something you don't understand that
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you still along and have the same reaction as the
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other people because you don't want to look like an idiot.
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Here's another one of the guy in the grocery store
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with another bad joke.
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Why was the nurse late for work?
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The nurse lay for work? I don't know African hash brownskitty,
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I do. She's late for work because she wants some hasbrown. Bro,
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she's gonna move us on. I gotta craving, you know
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what I mean? The right answer?
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Hello?
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Is that?
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Is that the right answer?
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Bro?
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I'm trying to answer your question. I'm not gonna answer
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my question. Bro.
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He's just standing there in silence, uncomfortable. I saw a
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funny news clip. There was a I think it was
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in Philadelphia and there was an accident in a car
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accident or something, and the reporter is live on the
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scene and she's like telling her what the accident was,
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where happened, And she's like, and I'm here with Tom,
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who witnessed the whole thing, And he goes, can you
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tell us what you saw? And she holds the microphone
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to his mouth. He goes, well, I was in the
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gym and it was leg day.
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Story.
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The reporter immediately jerks the microphone away and.
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It was really funny.
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So I'm telling you live TV man, I wouldn't ask
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anybody a question on live TV anymore.
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Would you.
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Uh, you never know what they're gonna say, what someone's
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gonna say. Oh, that's pretty funny. Again, going back to
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what we were talking about earlier, people, people that are
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just really clever and creative doing stuff online that we'd
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never see without social media.
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That's funny. It's very very funny.
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This is the JB and Sandy Show on Austin's eighty
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station one oh three point one, streaming on the iHeartRadio app.
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I think it was JD that pointed out a couple
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of months ago that the trend in entertainment right now,
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especially for younger people, is to make a place available
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where they can be entertained because they is that the
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right you know what I'm saying.
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Yeah, that's the area of mine. Yeah. You can't just
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meet for a beer and hang out. It just sit
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and hang at a bar, right do it?
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There has to be some kind of entertainment like pickleball
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or something.
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At cornhole corn hole.
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So you're seeing a lot of these big, outdoor, tight
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bars becoming a hit because people like to be entertained.
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They don't want to sit there.
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Yeah.
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I found one of those places in Dallas. I went
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to Dallas last week when we were on vacation and
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hung out with three or four of my girlfriends that
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I've known since I was eleven, and they live in
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the area of Dallas called the Bishop Arts District. Fun
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little cafes and little local stores you walk up and
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down the street, can eat and drink shop. And they
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had an old time, old school video arcade. I think
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it's called play on, but it's exactly what you said.
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It's not just an arcade. It's a bar that you
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go in. You give them five dollars and they have
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probably fifty video games, and for five dollars at the bar,
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you have unlimited lives, unlimited games. You don't ever have
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to put a quarter in the machine. They're all just
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on which, by the way, yeah, it was my dream
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as a child because the stress of being a kid
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is how many quarters did I have? How many games
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that have to play? I'm telling you it was like
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stepping back in time. Asteroids, which was my most favorite
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past Deluxe.
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Asteroids Deluxe was better, but anyway, I don't know.
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I was a basic Asteroids girl, Defender Space Invaders. They
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had old fashioned air hockey, Cinnipede, Donkey.
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Kong, centipede, Frogger.
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Froger was great.
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I told Landriago, your dad was a Frogger guy. She tried,
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but I just it was so much fun. And our
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sixteen year old daughter was with me. She freaking loved them,
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loved all the games. We got in the car at
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the end of the night and she was like, mom,
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games when you were growing up were pretty cool.
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I was like, girl, I know, tell me something. I
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don't know. It was just so much fun.
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And again, five bucks, we could have stayed there for
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hours and play it.
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I guess they don't comprehend that. Like they were arcades,
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like now it's coming back, it's a bar. The goal
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was to sell liquor. Yeah, fourteens in the eighties there
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were arcades. Yeah, you would go and it was only
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the games, like they weren't selling alcohol. There was one
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in Georgetown was called Eagles Nest.
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Nice.
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But do you remember the stress of how much money
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do I have?
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How many games is this.
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Going to be?
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And the pressure like with you when you're trying to
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learn a game, like you're in and out pretty quick, yeah,
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and then you know, and then there's people lined up
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behind you the next game and yeah, stress, nah, did.
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You guys have to put your quarters down like on
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the machine to know who was next.
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That's how we yeah to see how the games they
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were going to play before it is your turn.
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Yeah right, So what did you play? What games? Did
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you play?
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All the ones?
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I just I My number one was Asteroids. I'm gonna
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admit that had a little bit of problem with getting
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back in the group with the hyperspace button.
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Oh that always threw me off too, because you never.
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Knew where you're gonna end up on the screen.
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But I was full on Astros, Asteroids, Defender, and Centipede
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are the main ones I went to. I dabbled in
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a little pac Man. I've still got it with pac Man.
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But I will tell you we're there probably two and
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a half hours. By the time we left, my arms
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and my hands were like claws.
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Pushing all the buttons.
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My arm was frozen, and I mean I was having
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to walk around and like shake my arms out from
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all the stress of playing the games and squeezing the
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buttons and pushing the buttons and the joysticks and stuff.
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A so fragile.
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I'm a little bit of a fragile flower, aren't I.
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Yeah, because you injure yourself in the most ridiculous way.
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Tricia had a ice cream scooping injury.
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That yeah, for months, Yeah and months.
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I'm gonna let that ice cream thought I was big
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and I couldn't wait for it to get soft. I
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had a puzzleneck injury, puzzling too much and leaning over.
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They're they're not big injuries, but they hurt.
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Come on, right.
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So it is very similar to what you were talking about, Tricia.
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That there's a place called the Cidercade. They sell cider beer,
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but it's like you pay ten bucks flat fee play
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all the games.
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It's right. It's the old time Magic time Machine on Riverside.
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Oh.
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I had my tenth birthday at the Magic time Machine. Yeah,
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and it's just it's very popular. You can there's a
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line to pull into that thing on the weekends. Really,
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my daughter loves it.
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Yeah, is the Magic time Machine. We're kind of close
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by where that old Landryes used.
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To be, same place, same yeah.
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Ohso it was a Magic time Machine, then a Landries
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and now it said this.
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Yeah, and it was a Jeze crabshack for a while. Oh,
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I don't think anew that is that the one you
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worked at? Tricia?
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No, I worked at one up North.
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I was a hostess for three days, and after my
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share of the tips was eleven dollars, I promptly quit.
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Upside.
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Yeah, you could have been dancing on the tables when
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it's somebody's birthday.
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Oh, I had to do the mackerina.
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I didn't have to get on the table, but I
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had to stop and stand at the at the front
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and do the macarena. Another reason why I stopped working there.
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Tricia, you were never a Hooter girl, were you?
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It was not It was not a hooter girl. Did
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you ever think it would have been, but I was not.
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Did you ever think about being a Hooters girl? No,
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I didn't know. I feel like it wasn't as well
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endowed up top. Now, I could have rocked the panty
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hose in the shorts, right, the panty hose in the shorts.
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I would have been fine in that department. I would
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have been a little bit of lacking in the hooter department.
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Okay, now that you put it that way, yeah, I understand.
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I understand.
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So all I'm saying is anybody who loved the video games,
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like JB said, there's one here in Austin. They're popping up.
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It was so much fun. I was surprised at how
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much I enjoyed it. It was very fun.
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JB. How much did you say the cider keck?
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JB found something funny on Instagram, something that's really random,
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really really funny, And we're gonna get to it in
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just a second. But before we do, JB, are you
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a moskita joe guy?
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No?
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The now the where they come spray your yard? Yeah?
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Now, I've taken it into my own hands. Company is
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pump sprayer.
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I was at a friend of mine's house and this
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mosquito joe guy was there and spraying the stuff, and
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He's spray chrysanthemum. Is that what it is? I smell?
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But it smells really good. That's what I was surprised.
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There's a bunch of natural stuff that'll as soon as
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someone says says deep, all I picture is the truck that.
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It's like you're in the clouds.
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Yeah, it's amazing we didn't grow another head, right. Uh, Jammy,
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tell us about these guys. You've this guy you found
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on Instagram.
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I know it's a little bit visual, so forgive me,
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but this this guy is just basically punking people. It's
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very similar to do you remember when Jimmy Kimmel would
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go to festivals and bring up make make up, fake bands.
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People people would go along with it just to fit in,
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which is like a natural human thing. I guess this
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guy's telling people jokes. The young guy, he goes up
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and he tells someone a joke, and again, just like
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the Jimmy Kimmel bit, they're trying to fit in, so
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they just start laughing. It is a completely obscure punchline
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that has nothing to do with anything, right, And then
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he and then they all laugh and react, and then
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he puts them on this spot to explain it, and
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they go, uh.
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It's just very funny to me.
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Here's one where both of the ones that you're gonna hear.
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the first guy he's holding a bag of Doritos and
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that's what all the crinkling is. But here he is
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check it out. What do you call a burger with
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no bun?
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So a burger with no bun?
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What snoop dogg ice cream?
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You get it?
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Explain it like like like.
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Like a burger?
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No, I don't know. He's like, I don't know.
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It just was goofy.
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There was, you know the same thing where Shane Gillis
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punked everyone at the the sp Awards.
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Basketball joke.
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Yeah, he said, you know with this is what Tricksy
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Hall or whatever. Four time w NBA All Star she's
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not even in the wn and everyone applause And she's
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not even in the w NBA. He was his friend's wife.
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He's just punking everybody. It's just so that stuffs so
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funny to me.
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Here's another one.
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Go ahead.
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I just said, how many times have you done that
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where somebody says something or with a group of people
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and they's something to say something you don't understand that
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you still along and have the same reaction as the
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other people because you don't want to look like an idiot.
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Here's another one of the guy in the grocery store
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Why was the nurse late for work?
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The nurse lay for work? I don't know African hash brownskitty,
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I do. She's late for work because she wants some hasbrown. Bro,
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she's gonna move us on. I gotta craving, you know
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what I mean? The right answer?
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Hello?
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Is that?
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Is that the right answer?
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Bro?
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I'm trying to answer your question. I'm not gonna answer
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my question. Bro.
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He's just standing there in silence, uncomfortable. I saw a
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funny news clip. There was a I think it was
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in Philadelphia and there was an accident in a car
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accident or something, and the reporter is live on the
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scene and she's like telling her what the accident was,
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where happened, And she's like, and I'm here with Tom,
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who witnessed the whole thing, And he goes, can you
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tell us what you saw? And she holds the microphone
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to his mouth. He goes, well, I was in the
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gym and it was leg day.
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The reporter immediately jerks the microphone away and.
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So I'm telling you live TV man, I wouldn't ask
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anybody a question on live TV anymore.
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Would you.
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Uh, you never know what they're gonna say, what someone's
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gonna say. Oh, that's pretty funny. Again, going back to
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what we were talking about earlier, people, people that are
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just really clever and creative doing stuff online that we'd
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never see without social media.
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That's funny. It's very very funny.
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I think it was JD that pointed out a couple
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of months ago that the trend in entertainment right now,
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especially for younger people, is to make a place available
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where they can be entertained because they is that the
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right you know what I'm saying.
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Yeah, that's the area of mine. Yeah. You can't just
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meet for a beer and hang out. It just sit
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and hang at a bar, right do it?
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There has to be some kind of entertainment like pickleball
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At cornhole corn hole.
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So you're seeing a lot of these big, outdoor, tight
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bars becoming a hit because people like to be entertained.
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They don't want to sit there.
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I found one of those places in Dallas. I went
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to Dallas last week when we were on vacation and
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hung out with three or four of my girlfriends that
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I've known since I was eleven, and they live in
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the area of Dallas called the Bishop Arts District. Fun
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little cafes and little local stores you walk up and
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down the street, can eat and drink shop. And they
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had an old time, old school video arcade. I think
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it's called play on, but it's exactly what you said.
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It's not just an arcade. It's a bar that you
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go in. You give them five dollars and they have
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probably fifty video games, and for five dollars at the bar,
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you have unlimited lives, unlimited games. You don't ever have
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to put a quarter in the machine. They're all just
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on which, by the way, yeah, it was my dream
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as a child because the stress of being a kid
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is how many quarters did I have? How many games
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that have to play? I'm telling you it was like
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stepping back in time. Asteroids, which was my most favorite
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past Deluxe.
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Asteroids Deluxe was better, but anyway, I don't know.
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I was a basic Asteroids girl, Defender Space Invaders. They
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had old fashioned air hockey, Cinnipede, Donkey.
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Kong, centipede, Frogger.
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Froger was great.
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I told Landriago, your dad was a Frogger guy. She tried,
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but I just it was so much fun. And our
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sixteen year old daughter was with me. She freaking loved them,
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loved all the games. We got in the car at
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the end of the night and she was like, mom,
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games when you were growing up were pretty cool.
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I was like, girl, I know, tell me something. I
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don't know. It was just so much fun.
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I guess they don't comprehend that. Like they were arcades,
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like now it's coming back, it's a bar. The goal
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was to sell liquor. Yeah, fourteens in the eighties there
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were arcades. Yeah, you would go and it was only
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the games, like they weren't selling alcohol. There was one
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in Georgetown was called Eagles Nest.
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How many games is this.
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And the pressure like with you when you're trying to
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learn a game, like you're in and out pretty quick, yeah,
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behind you the next game and yeah, stress, nah, did.
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You guys have to put your quarters down like on
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the machine to know who was next.
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were going to play before it is your turn.
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Yeah right, So what did you play? What games? Did
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admit that had a little bit of problem with getting
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back in the group with the hyperspace button.
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But I was full on Astros, Asteroids, Defender, and Centipede
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are the main ones I went to. I dabbled in
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a little pac Man. I've still got it with pac Man.
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a half hours. By the time we left, my arms
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Pushing all the buttons.
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My arm was frozen, and I mean I was having
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all the stress of playing the games and squeezing the
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buttons and pushing the buttons and the joysticks and stuff.
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I'm a little bit of a fragile flower, aren't I.
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Yeah, because you injure yourself in the most ridiculous way.
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Tricia had a ice cream scooping injury.
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That yeah, for months, Yeah and months.
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I'm gonna let that ice cream thought I was big
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and I couldn't wait for it to get soft. I
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had a puzzleneck injury, puzzling too much and leaning over.
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They're they're not big injuries, but they hurt.
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Come on, right.
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So it is very similar to what you were talking about, Tricia.
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That there's a place called the Cidercade. They sell cider beer,
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but it's like you pay ten bucks flat fee play
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all the games.
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It's right. It's the old time Magic time Machine on Riverside.
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I had my tenth birthday at the Magic time Machine. Yeah,
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and it's just it's very popular. You can there's a
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line to pull into that thing on the weekends. Really,
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my daughter loves it.
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by where that old Landryes used.
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I don't think anew that is that the one you
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worked at? Tricia?
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I was a hostess for three days, and after my
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share of the tips was eleven dollars, I promptly quit.
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it's somebody's birthday.
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I didn't have to get on the table, but I
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had to stop and stand at the at the front
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and do the macarena. Another reason why I stopped working there.
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Tricia, you were never a Hooter girl, were you?
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It was not It was not a hooter girl. Did
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you ever think it would have been, but I was not.
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Did you ever think about being a Hooters girl? No,
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I didn't know. I feel like it wasn't as well
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endowed up top. Now, I could have rocked the panty
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hose in the shorts, right, the panty hose in the shorts.
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I would have been fine in that department. I would
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have been a little bit of lacking in the hooter department.
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Okay, now that you put it that way, yeah, I understand.
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I understand.
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So all I'm saying is anybody who loved the video games,
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like JB said, there's one here in Austin. They're popping up.
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It was so much fun. I was surprised at how
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much I enjoyed it. It was very fun.
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JB. How much did you say the cider keck?
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Guess I think it's ten bucks. It's been a minute
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since i've been in there. I think we paid ten
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bucks and it was unlimited games. Just like you said, yeah,
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don't put quarters in or tokens, you just play.
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That's cool.
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I like that assumption is that you're going to drink
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a lot of cider beer. I guess it is. It's fun.
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It is really fun. You forget how fun some of
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those old games are.
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Right there, you go get out and enjoy it.
