Episode 100: Drunk Donuts, Taking Out Los Angeles, Live Streaming Death, No Nobel For You, Banning Books, RIP Ditka, and more

It's the 100th episode of The Dumbest Story of the Week! The mile-high self-love club. Drunken donuts. Texas loves banning books, because banning things always makes them less popular. The Pentagon will be live Streaming an execution. By firing squad. But you can’t watch Stephen Colbert. Yikes. The man who started a seven-month-long two-week war with Iran misses his Nobel Prize chance yet again and then throws sand at the winner. My hometown is best big city in the U.S. of A. Have they been there in January? ICE goons shoot yet another human being. Dogs help you sleep, and cats may give you parasites. Just saying. Ditka goes to the Great Soldier Field in the sky. Dennis Hastert learns about hell. Trump wants Iran to “take out” Los Angeles and San Diego, and he doesn’t mean to dinner. In the post predictable thing all year, Karoline Leavitt joins the Fox so-called News team. Her replacement is also blonde. Artificial Intelligence remains artificial. Trump both does and does not want you to vote by mail. Do Hispanics bounce? RIP to The Grandmother Tree. Kids love YouTube. Doritos are getting more expensive. Again. Vegetables just ain’t what they used to be. No. Really. And so much more.