Bonus Content-Conan the Barbarian Commentary Track with Rob and Hydraberg

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My fear is that my sons will never understand me.
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Oh how dot you?
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We've won again?
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This is good? But what is best in life?
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The open step? Three thoughts, falcons at your wrist, wind
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in your hair, wrong, hold on what is best in life?
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To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and
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they had a lamentation of the women.
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That is.
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Good there. Welcome and Amigos, a podcast all about expanding
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the cinematic horizons of its hosts.
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Mad my gosh, I haven't been fucked like that since
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Great School? Rob, do I feel lucky? And hydro Berdan?
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What hey, guys, Welcome to Cinnemigo's commentary. A little extra
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content that we're creating for you tonight. We're doing a
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commentary to uh pair with our review of Conan the
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Barbarian from nineteen eighty two, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger. No, I'm
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just kidding. We gotta get that out of my I
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don't do it all night. But yeah, we got Rob
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and I here the cinematic archaeologists to commentary a little
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bit on Conan. Yeah, so Rob, this this one you
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hadn't seen, right, this is one that.
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You Yeah so this uh you know, this is the
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first time for me, and uh, you know, it's just
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I've seen already, yes, obviously getting ready for the review,
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but it's uh yeah, it's one of those films that
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I just never watched it. I knew about it growing up,
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but I just never got a chance to watch it.
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And this is just a nice little tree just to enjoy.
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You know, another Dino de la Reentis film. It's I
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think our second one, another film produced by him. We
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did Flash Gordon a number.
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Of months ago.
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Early on in the podcast, yeah Flash, I said this
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is better than Flash Gordon. But you know, oh yeah
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watch yeah.
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But yeah, So if you haven't followed along with any
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of these commentaries before, we're gonna queue you in on
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a countdown for when you at home can press play
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on your movie and then you can listen along at
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the same time to the podcast if you'd like to
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for our commentary. So I guess just tune in now
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and on one you can press play, right, all right,
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let's do it, mm hmm, ready, yeah, and three two one,
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uh Ohryan, that was the University Universal.
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But yeah, Oriyan is another one of those things you like.
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And you see, there was a time Ryan was the ship.
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Mm hmmm, that which does not kill us makes us stronger.
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Frederic Hell Yeah, yeah.
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Big Nietzsche, a big Barbarian.
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Yeah, exactly.
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M Yeah.
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Edward Pressman was going to be the person that was
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originally gonna produce this film, but didn't have the same
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money that the Lorentis had. So that's why Lorentis is
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the main producer.
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Of the film.
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Lorentus is that a name?
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I know?
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More from Western.
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Edward Pressman. He's done so many he's produced so many films.
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He's he's dead now. Oh, he's done a lot of films.
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He was like big in the eighties. Yeah, Maco doing
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the uh Maco, the is the wizard doing the narration here?
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Initially it was supposed to be Arnold doing this, and
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I'm glad they made this choice instead.
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Yeah.
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The kick ass soundtrack mm hmm. You know you're in
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for a good time.
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It's very reminiscent of Lord of the Rings. Well, like
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the Orc song.
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Oh the hell the Helm's deep theme.
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Yeah, I do like Conan though. There's a cool ore.
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Well yeah, I mean it's a character that's almost one
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hundred years old.
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One of the cornerstones of fantasy. Yeah, really, it really
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is up there with Tolkien. Absolutely are setting the mold
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of what I feel like that and borrowing from like
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Greek myth, you know, Oh.
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There's a yeah, there's a lot. It borrows from a
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lot of fantasy and Greek myth and all sorts of
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cool stuff like that. In this world that the author
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created is just vast and there's so much to play with. Yeah,
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it's really a shame that this isn't a franchise that
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comes back every few years to and it keeps going.
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They tried to remake it.
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Oh it was horrible.
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It's just I never even watched it. But it did
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jumpstart Momoa's career, right.
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Yeah, that was kind of his first really big role.
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Yeah.
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Robert E. Howard is the author. He's the creator of
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Conan and the Barbarian.
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I love how females are portrayed in this. They're like
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and they are Yeah sure they are objectified too, but
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yeah they're also like some of them want to be
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like you know what I mean. Like Conan's mother is
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a huge part of his lore.
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And his absolutely his drive.
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Yeah, in that scene with her later on coming up
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is fucking tragic.
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Yeah, he also too, the greatest screenwriters working on this
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with Millius and Oliver Stone, and then it's directed by
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John Millios, so you know that's gonna kick ass this film. Yeah,
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oh yeah. It kind of resurrected Millia's his career. He
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was kind of down and out until Conan.
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I like this.
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Crumb. They set up a good bit here in the
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first five minutes.
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He only get like maybe five ten minutes with his
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father and mother, but you impat Yeah, it's impactful, like
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when they die, you actually care.
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I get it why it's driven him. It's been a
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while since. It's been a while since I seen this movie.
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So when I picked it, it was definitely. It's like
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it's part of my childhood, but I forgot about some
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of it. Like I remember watching this like on TV feeling.
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Yeah, I would have loved the ship out of this
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as a kid.
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Yeah, these I like these kind of fantasy films, Like
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I remember watching this and like Sindbad and like I've
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never seen Oh you never seen any bad movies?
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No?
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No, not the comedian.
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Yeah no, no, yeah, I know you're talking about. No,
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I haven't seen any of those films.
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Yeah, yeah, I like those movies. I liked Class the
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Titans as like cheese as it can be. Yeah, I
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used to watch it every year. I think it was
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Easter or whatever whatever it was on. It was on
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during one of the holidays. Yeah, this movie is just
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so badass, like the the the Dark, the Dark, like yeah, bro,
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the character's designs too, and like the little bit of
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I don't know, like James Rod Jones's character and his
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call and just it's very interesting, you.
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Know, It's I don't think it would work if James
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Earl Jones wasn't the villain. He's so good because he
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plays everything so seriously straight. He cares about whatever character
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he's in, no matter how silly it might seem.
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We'll get into it in our review, but he's definitely
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like he's not just like a true a total villain
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like Mustache Toily. He's like, I don't know, he's like
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a philosophical kind of guy, like right, even like his
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younger self is you know, he he's different when we
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see him later, so.
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Right, and it's like he's this ancient race of somebody
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that the idea was that he was supposed to be
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this ancient race and that Marion he's thousands, yeah, thousands
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of years of knowledge that. Uh, he's more powerful than everybody,
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but he's dying out because there's no one left the
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nice rate God.
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Not God to have people pray to anymore.
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Mmm.
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The old guys, even his followers, are like, yeah, there's
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something to his people though, for sure, I mean there
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is something there with their sort of beliefs. They're very powerful.
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Oh yeah, Tonin's mom doesn't have a line in the movie,
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but it's such a badass.
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She is sword maiden.
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Yeah, this is reminiscent reminding me of The Northman's beginning
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a little bit.
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Oh.
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Absolutely, Yeah, I'm sure. I'm sure Robert Aggers took some
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inspiration off of this.
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Oh, I mean this is Conan is one of the
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fantasy films like The The Goat.
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I think the casting is really good in this too.
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You want to people talk about diversity, but I see
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it here like in this movie, you know what I mean, Like,
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I don't think we got acting roles for women. We
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got acting roles for little kids playing young young Arnold.
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We've got the black villain lead.
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Yeah, and even some of these guys, I mean these
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are just some of like Arnold's friends that were coming
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in and doing some of the stunt work and doing
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a great job.
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Like that big ass dude who swings the hambit later on.
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Yep, yep, yeah, that.
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Guy's rock solid. These yeah, these people playing these roles
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look the role.
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Oh yeah, absolutely.
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Have you ever seen Willow?
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A kid, like that was my fantasy film too, Like
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it was like coming in and Willow is one that
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I could watch because Willow is a little bit more
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kid friendly but still have some of the maturity of
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a fantasy film.
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Oh and it gets ripped apart by the dogs. I
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was thinking about, it's so fucked up.
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That's what's so horrible, and they have to watch.
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I wonder if I wonder if Tarantino was thinking about
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this when he was doing Django.
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Mm hmm.
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Maybe, I mean, god.
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Damn it, it's so nasty.
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And then they used the sword to kill his mother.
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It's so fucked up.
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It was best they don't show. It's like, yeah.
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Because you don't need to cut, you just keep the
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camera on on the kid's eye level. We just need
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the head to fall like out of frame, you know what.
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I mean like, yep, these two fucking knuckleheads bebop on
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rock Steady over here. Yeah, who fucking set piece and
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then the fucking.
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These are badass dude.
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Yeah, some of them look real like heavy too, like they.
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I think there was some reality to uh, what they
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were made from.
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So at this point, this guy all he values is
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steel and that's almost that's why they came here for this.
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His dad like because he's a great swordman. So it's
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exactly because of the anything crumb right.
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Fulsa doom a cool.
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Name, A lot of a lot of good wig wig
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work in this movie. Yeah, looking like a pimp with
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that straight hair.
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Yeah, he's played two of the greatest villains in cinema history.
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She's beautiful. He looks like one of the apes right there,
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like playing in the Ape.
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Yeah, and they he wore special contacts to kind of
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give him that otherworldly look too. That's why he's done
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like this like aqua.
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Yeah almost because I'm uh, you want to hate him,
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but at the same time, it gives him like this
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charming look in his eyes. Look, it's this army her right.
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Yeah, he's using his whatever his charm magic is.
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Uh, that's how he charms his followers probably too. Ye,
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so it's such a slow burn of she knows it's
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coming mm hmm. And that's it. That's his that's his
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motivation right there. Look at the way he looks at
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his hand. That's tragic, like it hasn't set in and
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to throw away. Yeahh make them slaves, that's what seven
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more fucked. I was like he came up under there too.
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Yeah, I score you.
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Ya.
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Gonen is the last drivor of his village, the village people. Yeah,
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there is the wheel of pain.
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Now what exactly is this power? M like their ship?
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Yeah, I don't. I don't know what the hell this
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thing is?
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That their power something?
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That's why I could I never figured that out. Like
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what exactly it does?
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How do you like this stuff for the evolution of
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the character.
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Oh, this transition is so awesome.
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It's masterful.
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Because by the end, all these people end up dying
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and the only one is Cone.
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Yeah, he's the strongest one bread but he's got drive
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because of his act. He wants revenge.
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Grant me revenge.
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He's also just built differently.
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That's also true.
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Now, yeah, what do they you push this? And I'm
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assuming it generates power for something water or something maybe
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at home base, maybe.
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The something like beneath it that it's grinding. Yeah, but yeah,
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this wheel was built so efficiently that it was very
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easy to push. And when we get that transition into
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it being Arnold, that you had a bunch of the
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cast and crew pushing out against Arnold. So it make
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it look like he's struggling. Yeah, badass.
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Look at his bag.
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I mean this is peak Arnold.
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This is yeah, it is dude. He There's so many
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cool fucking costumes in this movie. Like if you want
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to sell action figures, this movie is it. There's like
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like seven different looks to Conan.
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Here.
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We got saf Conan.
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Yeah. Yeah, And so Edward Pressman, one of the producers,
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want he saw pumping iron and it's like, we got
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to find a vehicle for this guy, like we got
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to make a movie with him. And his friend is like,
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you got to do Conan. And that's kind of how
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it was, this five year process of making it work.
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And he's the perfect casting at this time to play Conan.
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That us looks that looks like the guy from Nerds
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rather than Nerd. He was like, Hey, what's ven can
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I buy that slave. That's a good slave. Maybe all
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the slaves got sold and he got sold last. Maybe
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they didn't die.
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Oh maybe.
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I like this too about how he doesn't really not
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a fight. So yeah, he learns.
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Yeah, he's not doesn't know how to do it right
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off the bat. So it's kind of it takes him
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a while to get used to the combat, and.
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He learns other cultures combats as well. It's not just
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mm hmmm like Barbarian sword play. He learns different sword
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play because it's advantageous for him to know more as
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a fighter, because he'll make more money.
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Yeah to the gladiator.
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Oh wow, no right, damn fucking bier. We got a
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bit her. That's just when Arnold realizes, like, all right,
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anything goes looks me he really bit him almost, I know, right,
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its black Mamba. He's on top of Conan. Yeah, we
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watch him with the BBC. Yeah, not bad, not bad.
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Hit the joints.
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Oh it fucking breaks his arm.
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Some good gore in this.
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Oh absolutely, mm hmm.
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What was what I was saying? They made it like
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a savage like sort of fantasy film like this. I mean,
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I guess the Northman.
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Northman I think comes the closest in recent history. It's
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it's usually one that's just kind of more fantastical and magic.
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It's it's not really gruesome.
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Yeah, this guy used every weapon and they fed him women. Yeah,
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this is where he becomes the barbarian. Yep, and he's
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just hacking motherfuckers yep. Like I said, I want to
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see him in a dungeon. Yeah, dude, you look like
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he had a Hitler mustache for a minute, and then
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one of those I swear to god, they had like
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some sort or something on his upper lip.
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Oh maybe it's.
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Just those little fucking gauntlets. Yeah, there it is. It
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was like dirt.
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Mhm.
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He made this guy a lot of money. Yeah, look
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at his arms, bro, fuck dude, look how huge, like
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big and solid.
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They are gcrantic.
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That guy's pretty big too, but holy crap, Oh yeah
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they're massive. H This is why he's able to be
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a king because he was mm hmm he's whoa.
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This woman is actually like really terrified of Arnold because
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he never he always stared at her like in this
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really menacing way, so she was actually legitimately frightened of him.
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But then he covered her.
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Yeah that's funny. The the common. The actual commentary track
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of this film is infamous with Milius and Arnold, who
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potentially were high. It's like, yeah, this is why I
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saw her breast.
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It's like, that's just so ridiculous.
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As a fan of four play, Yeah, I can appreciate
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that he's not as big of a brute and barbarian
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as you think. He's a lover.
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Absolutely, he's a.
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Lover of women. This is the first first of many
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women that he will watch in bed during this movie,
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including a witch. This is badass, though, when he's just
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like a shadow fucking fighting.
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Yeah.
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Pretty good sword play by Arnold, by young Arnold, Like
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this is showing we talked about it our true lives,
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his dedication to like learning the dance routine.
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He really really worked his ass off for this.
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Yeah, and it shows now years later that like, when
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there's this sword play that I play in this movie,
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it looks good. It's gruesome, it's brutal, there's a brutality
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to it. I enjoy.
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Yeah, this is one of the great scenes.
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Yeah, could I had a man raped woman this guy
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he's a white guy playing an Asian.
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Yep, happens a lot.
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A lamentation of that woman.
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It's that's his first line twenty minutes, twenty plus minutes
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into the film.
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And he delivers it like a g Yeah, this is
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before Terminator. This is what gets him Terminator, right. But
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then while doing Terminator, he gets called in for a
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number part two of this because they wanted to speed
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it up, I think, right, which is probably maybe why
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people don't like part two as much. Maybe I don't know.
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Yeah, but it also sets that loud. It also allowed
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Terminator to be made a little bit better because it
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did had a little bit more time to work with it.
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You know, what do you what do you do with that?
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I think that Terminator being the more popular one made
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I think made it Arnold a bigger star with the
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Cameron at that point.
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This was a stepping stone though. I like this relationship here.
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It's like a fatherly one.
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Yeahs who bottom is like he's letting him go. It's like, no,
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you you're.
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Not a Yeah, you've brought me much riches and you
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deserve to have life, like you're a great man. He
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could see it. It's like you deserve to be free. Yeah,
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I appreciate add a dog Stu, same dogs that's his
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dad died too.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, and you know coming up like when he goes
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into that cave it I think there, yeah, The North
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I think Robert Aggers liked this movie because there's a
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very similar scene in in The Northman when he when
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he gets a sword and has to like battle that
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like skeletal king or whatever. It kind of reminds me
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of this movie.
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Mm hmm. Well of the dogs are pissed. They wanted
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to bite it. Yeah, they wanted that ass mhm.
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But this is when he really becomes Conan.
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This is when he sees what's his name, Grog.
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Right, Yeah, yeah, yep, Crom Crom yeah, kah.
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Yeah yeah, oh cat ass.
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Who I also love. It's like it's also the story
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is an ancient.
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Story, foreshadowing him his own story in a way here.
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Yeah, but it's also like there's also this rich history
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in the world of Conan that we just were not
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privy to. That man, that's like, what what is this place? What?
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What was this backstory?
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Yeah?
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It creates a richness. Yeah, you want to play in
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this world?
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Mm hmmm.
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I like it's ripe for like fantasy RPG, you know,
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like that's why they have Conan.
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Yeah, I would love a series of Conan video games.
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You'd have to have epic storied play. Would be like
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like Batman combat but with swords. Yes, yeah, that would
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be great, like the Arkham games.
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H h.
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You also expect that thing to come to life, but
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it doesn't.
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Yeah, and then he stroked it.
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Yeah, I have the power.
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Our sight beyond sight.
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Just gotta knock a little bit of the rust off.
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Yeah.
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I guess he cuts himself on it or what.
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I don't know what that symbolized, like it like the ah, Yeah,
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that's what he sees it as a symbol of crome.
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Oh, it's just like the sword being given to him.
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Yeah, it's almost like the this this ain't the ancient
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people like are giving him that power of steel, kind
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of the riddles steel, the power.
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Of the steel to kill the dogs.
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Yeah, and he breaks off his shackles and now he's
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truly free, powerful.
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Now he's got dog Now he's got dogs dogs. Yeah,
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that's right, upgraded, he leveled up. He killed enough dogs
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in the earlier part of the campaign. He found the
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sword and casea craft his armor for the next part
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of his journey. Typical RPG style. Yeah, that's got better perception. Yeah,
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he's off for the snake, which it was pretty fucking
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hot by the way.
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Oh my god, yeah.
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Instantly a red flag. But still I'm into toxic w
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so yeah, I too would proceed with question. I never
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I never pieced it together that he literally did just
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tear those dogs in the fucking armor like his his gear.
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That's cool though, it's consistency, like continuity. Even sheathed his
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sword with it. Oh she's gorgeous.
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Oh my god.
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Yeah, that's an innu windo. Do you not wish to
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warm yourself by my fire? That's for her va China yo?
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Yeah?
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H Is she Asian?
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I think so.
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There's a model.
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I think this one.
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This is such a weird scene. He's like just drinking.
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He's like, oh yeah, she throws some ship into the fire,
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starts seducing him, and then she tells of his prophecy. Yeah,
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she's like the Harbinger is this is the first movie
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where the Harbinger gets fucked, you know.
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Maybe.
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By his own hand. Six did you say six? M
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m h m hm, dude for an for a guy
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who doesn't really act, I think he pulls this off.
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Well mm hm, you know it's not wooden.
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No, he's he's a charismatic guy and he people don't
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realize hes about hard. Yeah, he works hard, which is acting.
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Yeah, that preparation and that rehearsal, that's yeah, he plays.
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He knows how to play into his strength and his brand.
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So yeah, absolutely, he found it very early on and
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he and he just leaned into it. He's like fucking
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the lore out of her, you know.
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Yeah, it's a great way to get an exposition. It's
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a real exposition dump.
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Oh yeah, he's dumping something, right. You think that's a
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body double, you think that's Arnold's a good rhythm going there.
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Oh yeah, this is where it gets a little freaky.
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He's he's he still goes in though, I think he finishes.
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Yeah, this is where Matt would say, Yeah, I'd suck
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a space vampire.
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Yeah I would. I would suck a space I would
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fuck a uh a she witch a serpent woman. Oh
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she's just orgasm me and that's her O face. Yeah,
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romantic by the fire there. Oh, yes're throwing the fire.
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Love it. I don't feel like she's dead though. That's
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not the last you've seen of her. Damn heu he
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fucked her good. Yeah, that's the second onman her entity,
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if you will, She's like a witch spirit crom everything's
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about Crom. He thinks he's just fucked Crom Or he
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thinks Crom.
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Said that life.
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Yeah, he should have. He should have came out of
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there with witch armor. Now sucking hardest body. He opens
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the door and he's just wearing her. He puts a
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hood on her face.
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Yeah, here's super tight.
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Yeah, this guy's awesome.
501
00:37:57.719 --> 00:38:00.199
Played by the great Jerry Lopez, even though this is
502
00:38:00.239 --> 00:38:06.000
not his voice. No, no, they Jerry Lopez just couldn't
503
00:38:06.039 --> 00:38:08.320
quite get the lines right. Who was a friend of
504
00:38:08.400 --> 00:38:11.079
John Millius, but he had the look, so they just
505
00:38:11.440 --> 00:38:12.840
dubbed over his voice.
506
00:38:14.199 --> 00:38:31.719
And it kind of works. M he's a good archer this.
507
00:38:32.159 --> 00:38:36.000
Yeah, this is a great pairing all friendship between these two.
508
00:38:36.679 --> 00:38:37.000
Yeah.
509
00:38:37.039 --> 00:38:41.719
I do he understands Conan. Yeah, Al must more than anybody.
510
00:38:41.840 --> 00:38:44.119
You almost want him to be the one that's narrating. Honestly,
511
00:38:44.119 --> 00:38:51.280
it makes more sense. Yeah, because we don't come across the.
512
00:38:52.920 --> 00:38:55.599
Marco until late or on. Yeah, like towards the end
513
00:38:55.599 --> 00:38:56.360
of the film.
514
00:38:56.559 --> 00:39:01.719
Yeah, Crumb I like this to compaison the gods. Yeah,
515
00:39:03.000 --> 00:39:06.760
he gets them too, Like Conan storad of like, hm hm,
516
00:39:07.320 --> 00:39:08.000
you might be right.
517
00:39:49.960 --> 00:39:50.280
Mm hm.
518
00:39:51.320 --> 00:39:56.280
He's like, I can't argue with that. Yeah, that meat
519
00:39:56.320 --> 00:39:57.159
looks fucking good.
520
00:39:57.679 --> 00:40:01.840
I gotta be It's like some like roasted bezen or something.
521
00:40:02.360 --> 00:40:06.320
Dude, this is cool ship too, like the traversal, these kind.
522
00:40:06.159 --> 00:40:09.000
Of moments which time yea, the time being.
523
00:40:09.000 --> 00:40:12.000
Well done in this movie. You can fuck this up.
524
00:40:12.199 --> 00:40:14.719
We just talked about it and fucking Nosaratu the week
525
00:40:14.719 --> 00:40:18.679
in November, like Herzog doing stuff like this in his movie.
526
00:40:19.159 --> 00:40:20.039
I thought it's kind of.
527
00:40:20.000 --> 00:40:25.400
Dregs right, but this, I think Millius did this absolutely perfectly.
528
00:40:26.199 --> 00:40:30.800
Yeah, it's not that much are packed away now you
529
00:40:30.840 --> 00:40:37.599
see that they've they've crossed many miles. It's warmer out yep,
530
00:40:40.960 --> 00:40:42.800
and we feel like we've been We're going on a
531
00:40:42.880 --> 00:40:45.079
journey with them. We're seeing a passage of time, we're
532
00:40:45.079 --> 00:40:47.800
seeing a change of location. Now we're meeting this a
533
00:40:47.840 --> 00:40:53.440
new locale where we can meet new people. Wow, that's real.
534
00:40:53.480 --> 00:40:55.280
This is all real movie making too, This is all
535
00:40:55.320 --> 00:41:04.199
real shit. Yeah, that's a real rat on a. That's
536
00:41:04.199 --> 00:41:07.000
because Conane has probably got a stomach of fucking iron.
537
00:41:09.480 --> 00:41:11.960
Does it always feel like this is.
538
00:41:11.920 --> 00:41:12.639
The weird getting it.
539
00:41:14.920 --> 00:41:23.719
There's good comedy in here too. Yeah, there's a lot
540
00:41:23.719 --> 00:41:26.519
of movie to pack in too. They like it's not
541
00:41:26.639 --> 00:41:27.559
overly long.
542
00:41:28.280 --> 00:41:33.039
Right, it's yeah, there's so much you can do with
543
00:41:33.320 --> 00:41:36.960
the Conan story. It's I think they did a good
544
00:41:37.039 --> 00:41:41.159
job of packing in a pretty long a lot of
545
00:41:41.159 --> 00:41:44.199
stuff in a short amount of time. Yet there's still
546
00:41:44.239 --> 00:41:47.280
like a lot that you would love to see beyond this.
547
00:41:48.199 --> 00:41:55.039
I think in the second one bringing in red Sonya,
548
00:41:55.880 --> 00:41:59.639
she's cool. I like her, right, but it feels tacked
549
00:41:59.639 --> 00:42:01.199
on on my It's like a Marvel film. It was
550
00:42:01.239 --> 00:42:07.239
like they were adding her to expand the universe more right,
551
00:42:07.360 --> 00:42:09.360
You kind of pulled away from Conan, whereas then this
552
00:42:09.400 --> 00:42:13.280
one does focus on him. Even his side characters are great,
553
00:42:13.480 --> 00:42:16.400
they're well thought out, but they's still they're they're helping
554
00:42:16.480 --> 00:42:20.000
him Conan, right, That's their one tie together is that
555
00:42:20.000 --> 00:42:33.599
they all care about Conan. They believe in him. Haka slanga.
556
00:42:34.840 --> 00:42:42.719
Where was this filmed? Yeah? Yeah, this is funny. He punches?
557
00:42:42.880 --> 00:42:43.480
Is this real?
558
00:42:43.760 --> 00:42:44.039
Okay?
559
00:42:44.159 --> 00:42:44.559
Yeah?
560
00:42:44.599 --> 00:42:47.880
He punched? Oh no, obviously the camel didn't like but
561
00:42:48.039 --> 00:42:49.679
he did. I don't know if it was.
562
00:42:49.639 --> 00:42:59.360
A he just punched the camel, right, there like.
563
00:42:55.519 --> 00:42:57.559
It was a Yeah, I don't think it was a
564
00:42:57.599 --> 00:43:01.800
real camel, but it somehow I get out it.
565
00:43:05.320 --> 00:43:09.320
Mm hmm. We gotta get out of here. They're always eating.
566
00:43:27.880 --> 00:43:30.159
I like going there too because there's a mix of fantasy.
567
00:43:30.639 --> 00:43:35.320
It's not just medieval, but there's like magic and yeah, monsters.
568
00:43:35.320 --> 00:43:37.599
We get a little bit of that here too, with
569
00:43:37.639 --> 00:43:38.039
the Mager.
570
00:43:38.119 --> 00:43:44.360
We deal with the giant snakes. That snake's huge and
571
00:43:44.079 --> 00:43:46.800
it acts. I said, fact, it's a monster, not just
572
00:43:46.840 --> 00:43:48.880
like a irregular snake. It's like it does.
573
00:43:48.880 --> 00:43:49.440
It's bidding.
574
00:43:49.480 --> 00:43:50.400
It's master's bidding.
575
00:43:52.679 --> 00:43:55.199
Like her Crumb is the great Sandelbergman Bealeria.
576
00:43:55.920 --> 00:44:01.000
She's so awesome in this. I love her so awesome.
577
00:44:01.159 --> 00:44:09.719
And her relationship with Conan, it is awesome. This is
578
00:44:09.760 --> 00:44:15.960
the love of his life. Yeah, his equal as a
579
00:44:16.000 --> 00:44:21.519
woman like that, a mighty warrior woman. Mm hmm.
580
00:44:23.519 --> 00:44:24.199
Yeah. Yeah.
581
00:44:24.199 --> 00:44:26.960
She was a dancer actually that's and I think that
582
00:44:27.079 --> 00:44:30.480
plays a lot in the her choreography in this film,
583
00:44:30.519 --> 00:44:32.679
because it does feel like she's very light on her
584
00:44:32.719 --> 00:44:35.719
feet and she's able to be powerful to go with
585
00:44:35.840 --> 00:44:36.519
the flow.
586
00:44:37.800 --> 00:44:43.159
Man, this climb mcrats Assassin's Creed ship.
587
00:44:44.039 --> 00:44:46.960
Yeah, you know, she's not the typical bombshell, but she's
588
00:44:47.239 --> 00:44:48.119
very attractive.
589
00:44:48.559 --> 00:44:49.599
She's like Luma Therman.
590
00:44:50.679 --> 00:44:54.400
Yeah, yeah, that's a I think that's a great comparison.
591
00:44:57.159 --> 00:45:00.840
Like as the Bride, such a badass, like actual character
592
00:45:01.920 --> 00:45:07.079
beaten up, but it's like still and this one is
593
00:45:07.159 --> 00:45:08.800
just awesome.
594
00:45:08.840 --> 00:45:13.039
It's very capable. Yeah. I love this infiltration theme, so
595
00:45:13.119 --> 00:45:13.360
know why.
596
00:45:13.400 --> 00:45:16.079
I love that this movie has all these different moments too.
597
00:45:16.119 --> 00:45:18.440
It's not just like running with a sword in my
598
00:45:18.519 --> 00:45:21.719
hand at a gate or something, or like being a savage.
599
00:45:21.719 --> 00:45:25.039
That Conin has different modes later on when he's got
600
00:45:25.039 --> 00:45:29.559
like the camouflage on it like amazing. Yeah, really cool,
601
00:45:33.079 --> 00:45:34.639
that's what I'm saying. Man, you could sell so many
602
00:45:34.679 --> 00:45:37.639
different con In action figures. They had him, I remember them,
603
00:45:37.880 --> 00:45:44.880
and they had like wannab Ones too. Yeah, she's so cool.
604
00:45:47.599 --> 00:45:53.199
Her death too, like the later on. Yeah, well he
605
00:45:53.239 --> 00:45:56.639
can use like use snakes as arrows. That's badass. Very
606
00:45:56.800 --> 00:45:58.840
that's where Sapenser got it from, I guess and g
607
00:45:58.960 --> 00:45:59.760
I Joe.
608
00:46:00.159 --> 00:46:03.679
Mm hmm mhm. It came out around the same time.
609
00:46:16.280 --> 00:46:17.280
Interesting name too.
610
00:46:19.920 --> 00:46:20.119
Yeah.
611
00:46:20.119 --> 00:46:22.320
I think that guy is Spen Olsen, who was a
612
00:46:23.320 --> 00:46:26.159
I think he was a linebacker for the Raiders. For
613
00:46:29.880 --> 00:46:32.840
Oh no, that was Rex Or. Uh. This is spen
614
00:46:32.880 --> 00:46:37.400
Olsen u span Ol Thorsen. That's thore Grim he uh.
615
00:46:37.559 --> 00:46:41.679
He was one of Sorzenegger's friends who is a they
616
00:46:41.760 --> 00:46:43.519
you know, called one of the Great Danes. He was
617
00:46:44.119 --> 00:46:46.480
one of the bodybuilders that hung out with Schwarzenegger and
618
00:46:46.480 --> 00:46:50.920
then Rex or Ben Davidson. He was the former Oakland
619
00:46:51.039 --> 00:46:59.960
Raider you know, you're b Bob and rock Steady guys.
620
00:47:49.360 --> 00:47:51.559
And then like, like I said, the other part of
621
00:47:51.559 --> 00:47:55.159
this being that lived in world and what you want
622
00:47:55.199 --> 00:47:57.519
to learn more is like what is this snakel And
623
00:47:57.559 --> 00:47:59.719
this is not like the only snakel this is just
624
00:47:59.760 --> 00:48:02.599
because the most dangerous of them. So it's it's.
625
00:48:02.519 --> 00:48:02.880
Kind of.
626
00:48:04.360 --> 00:48:07.599
You kind of you're curious about what exactly these people
627
00:48:07.960 --> 00:48:16.960
believe in, what they're what they're into.
628
00:48:19.760 --> 00:48:25.599
Yeah, oh everything's real, Like it feels tangible in this movie.
629
00:48:25.679 --> 00:48:27.760
It feels like there's like like you said, the built
630
00:48:27.760 --> 00:48:32.239
in lower and it feels as fantasy as it is,
631
00:48:32.280 --> 00:48:34.559
it still feels believable in this weird way. So in
632
00:48:34.599 --> 00:48:38.719
this world, like the world that they've built, and yeah,
633
00:48:38.719 --> 00:48:40.760
you're so curious about like what is their power because
634
00:48:41.079 --> 00:48:43.119
it's almost like is their power here or they just
635
00:48:43.199 --> 00:48:45.840
believe in it so much that they like, we're just
636
00:48:45.880 --> 00:48:48.239
seeing it feels like it's real because of how much
637
00:48:48.280 --> 00:48:48.760
they believe.
638
00:48:48.800 --> 00:48:54.440
Yeah, and there is that possibility believe just some you know,
639
00:48:54.679 --> 00:48:57.440
the religion that they believe in. But it's there's nothing real.
640
00:48:57.239 --> 00:49:01.039
To and there's something too the guy that they follow.
641
00:49:01.119 --> 00:49:05.679
I mean, right, you can't just grab a snake and
642
00:49:05.719 --> 00:49:08.039
pull it straight and turn it into an arrow, like
643
00:49:08.039 --> 00:49:13.840
I'm not unless you manipulation into snakes this thing.
644
00:49:14.159 --> 00:49:17.679
Right, But you know, but do his acolytes have powers
645
00:49:17.800 --> 00:49:20.719
or is it just Doom who makes them think that
646
00:49:20.760 --> 00:49:36.719
they do? Man, it's so fucking grisom and stuff.
647
00:49:36.840 --> 00:49:38.960
I don't know it is. I don't know that they
648
00:49:39.000 --> 00:49:43.719
have powers. But they have power because they follow him,
649
00:49:43.960 --> 00:49:47.079
you know what I mean. He gives them power. Yeah,
650
00:49:47.480 --> 00:49:52.400
the women follow them. Yeah, okay, you know riches and
651
00:49:54.039 --> 00:49:56.639
but as far as like having abilities, it feels like
652
00:49:56.679 --> 00:49:59.719
he's the only one. They're all just like great warriors.
653
00:50:01.199 --> 00:50:03.000
I love the archery, like the helping.
654
00:50:03.320 --> 00:50:08.719
Yes, this is this is totally D and D bro.
655
00:50:08.800 --> 00:50:11.800
He just swung with twenty right there or nineteen and
656
00:50:11.840 --> 00:50:13.519
that was a. I want to help. That was a
657
00:50:14.079 --> 00:50:16.079
that guy attacked and then he did a helping motion
658
00:50:16.159 --> 00:50:17.800
by throwing the sword and then we're gonna throw his
659
00:50:17.840 --> 00:50:21.239
sword and so like the and the DM was like, well,
660
00:50:21.320 --> 00:50:22.840
your sword fell on the ground. Now you got to
661
00:50:22.880 --> 00:50:25.639
grapple with the snake up. The snake can grapple better
662
00:50:25.679 --> 00:50:27.840
than you, even though you're strong. Make it grow a
663
00:50:27.880 --> 00:50:34.760
strength trick. And then the archer was hidden. There's a
664
00:50:34.800 --> 00:50:38.280
great D and D pink campaign. This is tragic. She's
665
00:50:38.320 --> 00:50:41.119
actually pissed. I feel like that's the snake's dead. Oh
666
00:50:41.199 --> 00:50:45.440
my god, it's still moving too.
667
00:50:46.719 --> 00:50:49.679
Yes, because all those muscles are still like orking.
668
00:50:49.920 --> 00:50:50.280
Uh huh.
669
00:50:50.920 --> 00:50:51.320
And this is.
670
00:50:53.320 --> 00:50:53.960
So smart.
671
00:50:55.920 --> 00:51:07.559
I love the way she stambs this guy. Wow, oh
672
00:51:07.599 --> 00:51:12.760
oh ship. Yeah, she's that guy's leverage. She's just smart.
673
00:51:15.519 --> 00:51:17.239
Love it. Look she comes right out of her fucking
674
00:51:17.320 --> 00:51:23.280
garb too, right. Yeah, And now she's like badass with Conan,
675
00:51:23.519 --> 00:51:25.199
and Conan is like, I can't wait to bed this
676
00:51:25.239 --> 00:51:32.840
one down all the snakes. Oh my god. Yeah, I
677
00:51:32.920 --> 00:51:33.119
like that.
678
00:51:34.559 --> 00:51:41.199
It's that you want to live forever? Right, it's some highlander.
679
00:51:41.559 --> 00:51:46.599
Yeah, who wants to live forever?
680
00:51:48.920 --> 00:51:49.719
I love that song.
681
00:51:50.480 --> 00:51:50.880
Mm hmm.
682
00:51:51.840 --> 00:51:57.039
Great songs, right, celebration victory here, come.
683
00:51:56.840 --> 00:52:05.360
On, you can do better. Yeah, there you go. Yeah,
684
00:52:05.719 --> 00:52:06.679
he's impressed with her.
685
00:52:08.199 --> 00:52:08.599
He is.
686
00:52:10.199 --> 00:52:12.280
Mm hmm. It's all in the eyes.
687
00:52:16.199 --> 00:52:18.039
No, you don't want those, I'm giving you.
688
00:52:18.119 --> 00:52:26.760
This be my woman. Oh a little four play. Oh,
689
00:52:27.000 --> 00:52:30.239
give her some jewel action on her hand, look at him. Nice.
690
00:52:30.280 --> 00:52:30.639
There you go.
691
00:52:31.840 --> 00:52:36.679
That's for you, baby, you earned it. That symbolizes my
692
00:52:36.760 --> 00:52:41.719
wiener yep, giving it to you and she's like, oh
693
00:52:41.760 --> 00:52:43.119
my God, give it to me now.
694
00:52:44.760 --> 00:52:45.159
M hmm.
695
00:52:45.440 --> 00:52:48.440
What a cool sword she's got to I can't wait
696
00:52:48.440 --> 00:52:50.440
to hear what Matt says about all the sword play
697
00:52:50.440 --> 00:52:56.639
in here. We covered legend, but I feel like this
698
00:52:56.679 --> 00:53:01.000
is truly more of a first epic way better than
699
00:53:01.079 --> 00:53:14.199
legend fantasy film. This is the first time, the first
700
00:53:14.199 --> 00:53:19.119
love scene that feels earned, like yes between him and her. Wow,
701
00:53:19.280 --> 00:53:20.280
she's a beautiful woman.
702
00:53:21.159 --> 00:53:21.760
Yes, she is.
703
00:53:24.400 --> 00:53:31.159
Younger me. This on TV and been yeah something Schwang.
704
00:53:32.400 --> 00:53:32.719
But yeah.
705
00:53:32.760 --> 00:53:32.800
No.
706
00:53:32.920 --> 00:53:35.960
She was noticed by Millius from she was in the
707
00:53:36.000 --> 00:53:39.639
film All That Jazz with Roy Scheider, and she wasn't
708
00:53:39.760 --> 00:53:41.639
one of the lead actors, but she was one of
709
00:53:41.639 --> 00:53:45.400
the dancers, and Millius really thought that like we I
710
00:53:45.440 --> 00:53:48.000
could use her in something, and he liked the look
711
00:53:48.000 --> 00:53:49.760
of her and how she moved, and that's how she
712
00:53:49.800 --> 00:53:54.119
got this role. That was about five years before.
713
00:53:54.039 --> 00:53:55.440
The look of her and how she moves too.
714
00:53:56.079 --> 00:54:00.400
Yeah because yah, well yes, seventy seven, so it would
715
00:54:00.400 --> 00:54:03.840
have been Yeah, but about the same time when Arnold
716
00:54:03.840 --> 00:54:06.360
got noticed by pressman.
717
00:54:06.639 --> 00:54:12.440
So it's a good love scene. Yeah, it's some cheese.
718
00:54:12.480 --> 00:54:17.039
I'm sure it was believable. Yeah, which it feels like
719
00:54:17.119 --> 00:54:18.960
it fits well in a world like this. You know,
720
00:54:19.000 --> 00:54:21.239
we're gonna this man is going to make love to women,
721
00:54:21.360 --> 00:54:27.599
Like she said something curious.
722
00:54:27.960 --> 00:54:30.880
Yeah, though, I think had Valaria lived, I think this
723
00:54:31.000 --> 00:54:31.679
is like this.
724
00:54:31.800 --> 00:54:34.119
Is he would have taken her wife as a wife
725
00:54:34.159 --> 00:54:36.760
and a queen. Yes, yes, and she would have given
726
00:54:36.880 --> 00:54:40.119
him children and those children would have conquered the world.
727
00:54:45.360 --> 00:54:49.239
I feel like they make love like all night several times. Yeah,
728
00:54:49.280 --> 00:54:50.920
this is tender. I like this moment.
729
00:54:51.679 --> 00:54:53.119
Yeah.
730
00:54:53.599 --> 00:54:55.199
I feel like he needed that. Like when was the
731
00:54:55.280 --> 00:54:57.639
last time he's ever been able to, like since he
732
00:54:57.719 --> 00:55:01.159
was a child a woman, or be hugged like that
733
00:55:01.400 --> 00:55:04.559
or and held. That's a lot that makes a lot
734
00:55:04.599 --> 00:55:04.880
to him.
735
00:55:04.920 --> 00:55:05.079
Man.
736
00:55:05.519 --> 00:55:08.360
I wonder if that he was the first time that
737
00:55:08.440 --> 00:55:13.119
he's told his story to anybody. Yeah, that's why when
738
00:55:13.159 --> 00:55:16.360
he told maybe yeah, maybe he told super Tay, but
739
00:55:16.440 --> 00:55:18.920
I I.
740
00:55:18.159 --> 00:55:21.760
Yeah, I think he did, because that's why super Ty
741
00:55:21.880 --> 00:55:25.559
knows him so well. Yeah, like later on when when
742
00:55:25.599 --> 00:55:27.519
she dies, that that's it.
743
00:55:28.199 --> 00:55:31.159
Yeah, yeah, super THI is not gonna hug him though.
744
00:55:31.760 --> 00:55:35.639
No, no, no, he looks like the pope. He's so drunk.
745
00:55:36.679 --> 00:55:59.880
Yeah, the victory has defeated you that we're gonna have
746
00:55:59.880 --> 00:56:03.360
a debut of another great actor who just came in
747
00:56:03.440 --> 00:56:06.599
for the small part and nailed it.
748
00:56:22.480 --> 00:56:23.599
Yeah, I forgot he was in.
749
00:56:23.599 --> 00:56:33.320
This Las Woncito. Yeah, it's he loved being in this
750
00:56:33.480 --> 00:56:36.519
movie and he took it because his uh uh, because
751
00:56:36.559 --> 00:56:38.320
his kids like Conan.
752
00:56:51.320 --> 00:56:51.840
No, there he.
753
00:56:51.840 --> 00:58:36.920
Is y, that's sir. H.
754
01:00:24.639 --> 01:00:33.639
He should should have left mph.
755
01:01:11.639 --> 01:01:14.159
Yeah, this is that crossroads because he can't let go
756
01:01:14.960 --> 01:01:18.559
of the revenge she needs. And yeah, I think she
757
01:01:18.679 --> 01:01:23.280
wants to just be with him and this is yeah,
758
01:01:23.320 --> 01:01:25.360
this is what ends up being her doom.
759
01:01:25.400 --> 01:01:26.159
Has gone.
760
01:01:27.880 --> 01:01:29.719
Exactly if he had gone with her, she'd live.
761
01:01:32.480 --> 01:01:33.239
That's initially.
762
01:01:34.079 --> 01:01:38.320
Yeah, he initially leaves on his own, but they super
763
01:01:38.360 --> 01:01:41.159
tight in her Valaria come to save him to save him.
764
01:01:41.199 --> 01:01:45.559
Yeah, and they go they challenge the demons right that
765
01:01:45.679 --> 01:01:47.480
are coming to like take his soul.
766
01:01:57.519 --> 01:02:00.400
Because I don't think he could truly be He can't
767
01:02:00.400 --> 01:02:03.599
truly be with Valeria and be happy until he takes
768
01:02:03.599 --> 01:02:04.559
care of Thulsa Doom.
769
01:02:05.280 --> 01:02:21.480
Yeah.
770
01:02:21.800 --> 01:02:25.480
I think he must have killed a lion for that bed.
771
01:03:18.320 --> 01:03:18.559
Yeah.
772
01:03:18.599 --> 01:03:24.400
These yeah, this, these traversal uh montages are fantastic.
773
01:04:11.519 --> 01:05:00.159
These are the hippies of the Hyperion age.
774
01:05:19.519 --> 01:05:21.599
I believe this is also where the final battle takes place.
775
01:05:21.639 --> 01:05:24.760
But this is where we will first meet the Wizard
776
01:05:24.840 --> 01:05:30.000
of the Mounds, lighted by the great Mako Iwamatsu.
777
01:05:55.840 --> 01:05:58.360
H I love that.
778
01:05:58.480 --> 01:06:00.000
I've always had minds you.
779
01:06:00.840 --> 01:06:13.000
Yeah.
780
01:06:13.360 --> 01:06:15.320
Yeah, I'll talk about it on the on the full
781
01:06:15.360 --> 01:06:19.280
on episode. But he's a really fascinating figure in cinema history.
782
01:06:19.320 --> 01:06:22.320
He's done a lot for you know, lot stuff behind
783
01:06:22.880 --> 01:06:25.360
behind the scenes that has made the careers of a
784
01:06:25.360 --> 01:06:39.519
lot of a lot of actors very different from his
785
01:06:39.679 --> 01:06:41.360
Rising Character and Rising Sun.
786
01:06:42.760 --> 01:06:47.239
Yeah, h.
787
01:07:59.239 --> 01:08:06.320
Yes, I usually camels are very temperamental and hard to ride.
788
01:08:32.199 --> 01:08:34.159
It's like a hippie commune.
789
01:08:35.279 --> 01:09:23.319
All right, mhm, here come the priests.
790
01:09:35.479 --> 01:09:37.279
This scene is funny.
791
01:09:37.239 --> 01:09:38.279
Yah, it really is.
792
01:09:40.680 --> 01:09:43.399
It would not be an odden version of this movie.
793
01:09:43.439 --> 01:09:51.960
Probably, oh absolutely not. I do know doesn't necessarily do
794
01:09:52.000 --> 01:09:54.800
a great job of, you know, fitting into that part
795
01:09:54.880 --> 01:09:56.159
that he tries to take over.
796
01:10:00.039 --> 01:10:06.439
Mm hm. He's like, I got him such a big
797
01:10:06.479 --> 01:10:10.880
strong man. Oh my god, thrown mm hm.
798
01:10:18.760 --> 01:10:21.640
Oh wow, that's a sex colt.
799
01:10:22.199 --> 01:10:24.439
How does he know? Yeah, he knows what the guy wants.
800
01:10:32.239 --> 01:10:42.000
Oh yeah, I'll show you my snake coat.
801
01:10:43.079 --> 01:11:24.279
Okay, Jesse does not bid in very well at all.
802
01:11:43.800 --> 01:11:46.479
Yeah, this is where Conan rolls a one in this
803
01:11:46.600 --> 01:11:47.680
D and D campaign.
804
01:12:00.319 --> 01:12:06.319
Yeah, Stealth is not a barbarian strong suit. No, al right,
805
01:12:06.319 --> 01:12:08.880
he tried, Yeah, but he did not roll a twenty here.
806
01:12:12.159 --> 01:12:14.680
This set looks so fucking cool. I you know, I'm
807
01:12:14.720 --> 01:12:17.159
gonna say that a lot. It looks amazing.
808
01:12:17.279 --> 01:13:05.199
Yes, on location, real or set. Ah, what a good answer, Yeah, infinitiot.
809
01:13:13.119 --> 01:13:14.520
I feel like they can all just see that he
810
01:13:14.520 --> 01:13:15.279
doesn't belong there.
811
01:13:16.199 --> 01:13:19.840
Yeah, she's like come on, mhmm.
812
01:13:22.159 --> 01:13:42.399
Yeah, he's like what hm hm. He's like, wait a minute,
813
01:13:43.159 --> 01:13:46.760
this is that guy's daughter, right, Yeah, that's well, that's
814
01:13:46.760 --> 01:13:48.079
who they're going after, is.
815
01:13:49.520 --> 01:13:55.039
Uh king Austrich's daughter is under the uh uh she
816
01:13:55.159 --> 01:13:57.239
fell for Thulse Doom, and I think this is her
817
01:13:57.359 --> 01:14:46.439
right yeah, this is her right here. Fucking costumesers, it's
818
01:14:46.439 --> 01:14:47.760
so badass.
819
01:15:00.039 --> 01:15:06.279
Uh huh. I bet the the Druid Robe Conan action
820
01:15:06.359 --> 01:15:08.319
figure is probably like that the best seller.
821
01:15:09.279 --> 01:15:12.640
No, I'd still want it though, Yeah.
822
01:15:12.520 --> 01:15:18.840
I would want it to complete the set. Yeah, so
823
01:15:18.960 --> 01:15:30.720
he could fight druid Robe. Yeah, Doom. This is how
824
01:15:30.720 --> 01:15:31.560
you do snake cult.
825
01:15:32.760 --> 01:15:33.079
Yeah.
826
01:15:33.119 --> 01:15:37.159
Absolutely. There's actually a lot of biblical symbolism here too,
827
01:15:37.239 --> 01:15:41.680
because you have Dulsa Doom as kind of the representation
828
01:15:41.760 --> 01:15:44.840
of the serpent Satan, and then we're gonna yeah as Satan,
829
01:15:44.960 --> 01:15:48.680
and then you have Conan being beaten and tortured and
830
01:15:48.800 --> 01:15:57.600
hung on a tree. M Yeah, and he resurrects and
831
01:15:57.760 --> 01:15:59.359
he comes back and defeats Satan.
832
01:16:03.640 --> 01:16:09.920
And he doesn't defeat Satan through sheer force, yeah, because
833
01:16:09.920 --> 01:16:12.039
when he beats him later, it's almost like he realizes
834
01:16:12.079 --> 01:16:13.119
he's defeated.
835
01:16:13.920 --> 01:16:14.159
Yep.
836
01:16:14.800 --> 01:16:18.560
He doesn't quite put on the fight that you're expecting. No,
837
01:16:21.039 --> 01:16:22.960
but then again, James L. Jones is not like that
838
01:16:23.079 --> 01:16:23.680
kind of actor.
839
01:16:24.640 --> 01:16:26.119
That is also true.
840
01:16:26.520 --> 01:16:28.520
This is his He's very Shakespearean right here.
841
01:16:29.439 --> 01:16:41.479
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I like this.
842
01:16:43.640 --> 01:16:44.920
You killed my mother.
843
01:17:17.880 --> 01:17:18.840
Perfect pata.
844
01:17:19.960 --> 01:17:25.319
Yeah.
845
01:17:25.760 --> 01:17:29.319
I like that though he forgot like it's just like
846
01:17:29.439 --> 01:17:31.000
it for him was so long ago.
847
01:18:10.880 --> 01:18:11.479
M m hmm.
848
01:18:12.680 --> 01:18:13.680
What the power.
849
01:18:25.840 --> 01:18:26.439
Is power?
850
01:18:27.439 --> 01:18:32.720
M mhm.
851
01:18:35.439 --> 01:18:38.680
He's not wrong. He does give him the desire.
852
01:18:39.760 --> 01:19:00.319
Yeah, mhm.
853
01:19:07.000 --> 01:19:12.880
Dude, he's James Earl Jones. What a what a master actor.
854
01:19:13.079 --> 01:19:13.840
He's so good.
855
01:19:29.159 --> 01:19:34.359
Mh I'll say he's gonna chew the ship out of
856
01:19:34.359 --> 01:19:35.279
one of the vultures.
857
01:19:43.000 --> 01:19:44.039
It's an epic shot.
858
01:19:45.199 --> 01:19:45.640
Mm hmm.
859
01:19:46.119 --> 01:19:52.880
But the vultures on the tree while he's crucified. Yeah,
860
01:19:53.359 --> 01:19:55.560
and yes, James Older just choose the scenery.
861
01:19:56.239 --> 01:20:00.119
It's fun. It's yeah, he's but you like him for it.
862
01:20:00.119 --> 01:20:01.239
It's his point.
863
01:20:06.039 --> 01:20:08.640
Arah, I love that.
864
01:20:09.319 --> 01:20:11.800
I love that he turns the tables on the fucking bird.
865
01:20:12.600 --> 01:20:15.640
Yeah you wanna chew me, I'm gonna chew you to death.
866
01:20:20.039 --> 01:20:26.359
I'm cloning. And it looks like he might have really
867
01:20:26.359 --> 01:20:33.720
been a bird there. I don't know. Yeah, So does
868
01:20:33.760 --> 01:20:35.680
he die or is he like on the brink of
869
01:20:35.760 --> 01:20:37.439
death and they're coming for his soul?
870
01:20:37.720 --> 01:20:40.520
So I I see he also had the gash in
871
01:20:40.600 --> 01:20:43.000
his side too. I'm telling you, I think he died.
872
01:20:43.479 --> 01:20:52.239
And the whole light the exactly in the process that
873
01:20:52.479 --> 01:20:57.359
the Wizard and super Thai and Valeria put him through,
874
01:20:57.399 --> 01:21:03.399
it resurrects him. H you know, Valeria's Mary Magdalene, you
875
01:21:03.439 --> 01:21:08.359
know super thaih is maybe Peter and uh, you know
876
01:21:08.399 --> 01:21:10.600
the Wizard. I'm not sure exactly where he would fit
877
01:21:10.640 --> 01:21:12.840
in there, but there's some biblical symbolism here for sure.
878
01:22:11.000 --> 01:22:18.520
She's so hot. Yeah, she'll do anything for Conan, Yes, sir.
879
01:22:18.920 --> 01:22:20.600
This guy always looks like he's taking a ship.
880
01:22:21.760 --> 01:22:26.800
Yeah.
881
01:22:26.840 --> 01:22:30.000
I love this Conan back from the death Conan.
882
01:22:31.000 --> 01:22:35.319
Yeah. Well, and like, what's the so all the designs
883
01:22:35.319 --> 01:22:37.760
that you're seeing that they're putting on his skin. If
884
01:22:37.760 --> 01:22:40.600
you've ever watched a Japanese horror film called quid On,
885
01:22:41.079 --> 01:22:44.640
it's an anthology film, but this one of the scenes
886
01:22:45.239 --> 01:22:50.359
are one of the stories in that movie. Yeah. Yeah,
887
01:22:50.399 --> 01:22:52.840
so it's just it's that was the idea because Millius
888
01:22:52.880 --> 01:22:56.319
is a fan of Japanese cinema and quite on it's
889
01:22:56.319 --> 01:22:58.239
one of his favorite films. So that's why he brought
890
01:22:58.279 --> 01:22:59.880
this is a component of.
891
01:23:00.039 --> 01:23:49.960
Ohn mm hmm, okay, okay, wonder if.
892
01:23:49.920 --> 01:23:52.880
Us because of this, the the the price that they
893
01:23:52.920 --> 01:23:57.840
exact is why Valeria she kind of essentially sacrifices her
894
01:23:57.920 --> 01:24:02.039
life later in the end for the sake of Kanan living.
895
01:25:10.720 --> 01:25:11.840
Cutting edge effects.
896
01:25:13.039 --> 01:25:14.880
Yeah, I think I honestly they're.
897
01:25:14.640 --> 01:25:18.640
Cracked down there, right, they're hand drawn like on. Yeah,
898
01:25:18.760 --> 01:25:20.520
it's a body demons.
899
01:25:21.239 --> 01:25:25.079
Yeah, a little forty years old and they still look great.
900
01:25:26.159 --> 01:25:32.720
I mean, she won't let them take her, she won't
901
01:25:32.800 --> 01:25:41.720
let them take him. No, it's warrior woman. They did it.
902
01:25:44.079 --> 01:25:45.920
I bet that's a great soul for the demons to
903
01:25:45.960 --> 01:26:00.560
come take too. Yeah, but they really wanted them. He
904
01:26:00.640 --> 01:26:04.640
got scared. He didn't even do anything. No, he didn't
905
01:26:04.680 --> 01:26:13.800
do anything at all, Thank you, Captain Obvious.
906
01:26:18.279 --> 01:26:21.399
Actually I wonder may actually maybe the Wizard is Peter
907
01:26:21.600 --> 01:26:24.560
because he was scared and like would for for some
908
01:26:24.760 --> 01:26:29.640
conam there, maybe Super tis more like John in the Bible.
909
01:27:53.439 --> 01:28:59.880
That's what a Pada shot.
910
01:29:05.039 --> 01:29:51.920
Hm.
911
01:29:51.920 --> 01:29:55.520
Alright, we're off for another adventure to steal the princess back.
912
01:29:58.920 --> 01:30:04.479
There's another gist, really awesome scene coming up.
913
01:30:07.039 --> 01:30:11.239
Mh.
914
01:30:11.760 --> 01:30:14.720
Don't get all the cool camouflage that they're gonna put.
915
01:30:14.560 --> 01:30:31.920
On their body. Yeah, if that's all we want.
916
01:30:33.039 --> 01:30:42.079
K.
917
01:30:53.720 --> 01:30:54.640
This is cool.
918
01:31:00.000 --> 01:31:10.239
Once again. I mean the soundtrack is so great. Yeah,
919
01:31:10.319 --> 01:31:12.119
And like I said, I'm sure Peter Jackson watched this
920
01:31:12.199 --> 01:31:13.560
as like, oh, yeah, I'm gonna use some of this
921
01:31:13.680 --> 01:31:16.560
for Florida of the Rights because it does Yeah, it
922
01:31:16.600 --> 01:31:23.720
does have that feel there too. Yeah. This is definitely
923
01:31:23.720 --> 01:31:26.920
an influential film for I think a lot of directors
924
01:31:26.960 --> 01:31:30.560
and actors, and especially if you're into the doing the
925
01:31:30.600 --> 01:31:33.640
fantasy genre, this is the one that you'd look to
926
01:31:33.720 --> 01:31:44.000
for inspiration because there really were not a lot of
927
01:31:44.039 --> 01:31:47.000
great fantasy films in at the time.
928
01:32:00.039 --> 01:32:00.359
M Hm.
929
01:32:09.199 --> 01:32:36.960
They're bringing the silent green to everybody. Looks like they're
930
01:32:37.039 --> 01:32:39.159
dancing along to the theme song right.
931
01:32:39.000 --> 01:32:50.279
Now, you're right, m I like the sneaky, sneaky vibe,
932
01:32:50.640 --> 01:32:53.000
sneaky coka.
933
01:32:56.800 --> 01:32:58.920
Yeah, we're on another D and D campaign right now.
934
01:32:59.399 --> 01:33:02.640
Mm hmm, Save the Maiden.
935
01:33:07.239 --> 01:33:08.319
This is such a horny movie.
936
01:33:08.479 --> 01:33:10.279
This whole thing is a straight up Yeah. They just
937
01:33:10.279 --> 01:33:19.960
having an orgy. Yes, she almost looks like, hey, can
938
01:33:20.000 --> 01:33:20.720
we stay you know?
939
01:33:24.960 --> 01:33:27.119
This is Conane's eye, white shut party.
940
01:33:27.880 --> 01:33:30.600
A couple of sexy. Is that a hot tub? This
941
01:33:30.680 --> 01:33:33.279
is a hot Yeah. Yeah, you're filling the hot tub.
942
01:33:33.880 --> 01:33:35.399
And they're bringing in the soil and green.
943
01:33:42.159 --> 01:33:42.439
Mhm.
944
01:33:50.680 --> 01:33:53.640
Tony Montaignez here with his cheetah mm.
945
01:33:53.680 --> 01:34:03.680
Hmm, no, disgusting.
946
01:34:04.760 --> 01:34:10.119
It looks so fucking gross. All right, you get to
947
01:34:10.199 --> 01:34:11.600
chew on some hand.
948
01:34:13.920 --> 01:34:14.239
Mmm.
949
01:34:18.079 --> 01:34:20.039
I don't think you're looking at the other stuff super
950
01:34:20.119 --> 01:34:23.760
tight because the sex is fine, but there's a lot
951
01:34:23.800 --> 01:34:25.520
of other weird shit happening.
952
01:34:27.199 --> 01:34:27.920
Snake sex.
953
01:34:29.000 --> 01:34:33.760
Yeah, a lot of slithering tongues in the nether regions.
954
01:34:36.479 --> 01:34:41.399
Oh billy, Oh, they're gonna focus on his eyes a lot.
955
01:34:41.920 --> 01:34:44.920
Oh wow, Yeah there's snake eyes.
956
01:34:46.119 --> 01:34:57.119
Yeah. Kind of a cool transformation mm hmm.
957
01:34:58.840 --> 01:35:00.520
Mm hm h m.
958
01:35:04.600 --> 01:35:07.199
What do you think is the point of the transformation
959
01:35:07.720 --> 01:35:08.479
into the snake?
960
01:35:09.000 --> 01:35:09.399
Mm hmm.
961
01:35:13.439 --> 01:35:15.880
Is this like a special ritual that's happening at like
962
01:35:15.960 --> 01:35:17.079
this this party.
963
01:35:21.319 --> 01:35:23.039
He turns into a snake and then he focks all
964
01:35:23.079 --> 01:35:24.399
the ladies as.
965
01:35:24.239 --> 01:35:32.600
A snakey uh huh.
966
01:35:32.119 --> 01:35:53.319
He's chilling, Hey, blend in really well yoh yeah, I
967
01:35:53.399 --> 01:35:56.720
love Cone's as like fuck this, I don't know what's
968
01:35:56.960 --> 01:35:59.239
Is that just a flex that he turns into a snake.
969
01:35:59.079 --> 01:36:03.399
Like, yeah, that's the one thing I can never hit true,
970
01:36:03.439 --> 01:36:08.800
So maybe and the man's not really it's just a
971
01:36:08.840 --> 01:36:09.760
skin that he sheds.
972
01:36:10.720 --> 01:36:11.239
Maybe.
973
01:36:12.000 --> 01:36:15.880
I like the she's creeping with the candle. Nice yep,
974
01:36:15.960 --> 01:36:17.439
there you go light a little fire.
975
01:36:22.119 --> 01:36:23.960
A little bit of sabotage.
976
01:36:28.720 --> 01:36:33.800
I love the set design, verticality, dude, it's that's so
977
01:36:35.439 --> 01:36:39.199
kind of reminds me of the the Pit and Pendulum set,
978
01:36:39.359 --> 01:36:40.119
but just like real.
979
01:36:40.199 --> 01:36:43.159
Yeah, yeah, and well, and the other thing too is
980
01:36:43.760 --> 01:36:46.600
this is made for a fairly low budget too, so
981
01:36:46.760 --> 01:36:50.600
it's not for the era. So it's just it's really
982
01:36:52.680 --> 01:36:55.680
just so really it looks so.
983
01:36:55.600 --> 01:36:57.439
I don't know what these columns are made out of,
984
01:36:57.760 --> 01:36:59.239
but of stonework. But it looks real.
985
01:37:00.079 --> 01:37:02.640
Yeah, that's that's what I'm saying. Everything looks real. It
986
01:37:02.720 --> 01:37:04.359
looks like a real place.
987
01:37:05.720 --> 01:37:09.119
That was nice. I like the way we start the battle.
988
01:37:10.359 --> 01:37:10.800
Mm hmm.
989
01:37:10.960 --> 01:37:13.399
We're not We're not pulling any fucking punches here. We're killing,
990
01:37:14.640 --> 01:37:15.399
never had to kill.
991
01:37:16.960 --> 01:37:18.880
Yeah, fuck, these people are gonna kill who we need
992
01:37:18.920 --> 01:37:23.479
to kill. Get the princess.
993
01:37:26.359 --> 01:37:28.439
Hold and his look is just badass.
994
01:37:29.920 --> 01:37:38.079
Yes, fuck you slut and they get stuffed hmmm, gets
995
01:37:38.079 --> 01:37:38.720
stuff slut.
996
01:37:41.399 --> 01:37:43.359
He's like John Wicken motherfuckers right now too.
997
01:37:43.399 --> 01:37:46.039
He's like, dude, I know, that's how I love this.
998
01:37:49.000 --> 01:37:56.479
There's blood everywhere, even the candles can get it. Yeah,
999
01:37:58.239 --> 01:38:00.319
there goes to snake. The snake's gone. It's got a
1000
01:38:00.359 --> 01:38:03.359
little snaky hole. He escaped. Now he's naked.
1001
01:38:03.439 --> 01:38:04.560
Uh.
1002
01:38:04.640 --> 01:38:06.800
You know what's funny is next week with our other film,
1003
01:38:06.800 --> 01:38:08.359
we're gonna have a candle scene as well.
1004
01:38:17.600 --> 01:38:20.279
They're probably pasted. The Conan is always ruining their party.
1005
01:38:21.199 --> 01:38:25.680
Yeah h.
1006
01:38:27.239 --> 01:38:28.039
There goes to soup.
1007
01:38:31.760 --> 01:38:37.239
Yeah. Yeah, it's the first time we've heard this team
1008
01:38:37.279 --> 01:38:39.520
up until the uh from the beginning.
1009
01:38:42.479 --> 01:38:43.039
Mm hmm.
1010
01:38:45.520 --> 01:38:52.000
You I love that. I love this. Hell yeah, Conan's
1011
01:38:52.199 --> 01:38:58.239
looking in Arnold's eyes. He's so close to getting his revenge.
1012
01:38:59.039 --> 01:39:01.079
Yeah, but he's like, that's not the mission.
1013
01:39:01.800 --> 01:39:07.560
No, he needs to go through these men first, and
1014
01:39:07.600 --> 01:39:11.079
this is like we still get the battle later. Yeah,
1015
01:39:12.159 --> 01:39:18.800
we're not even done yet. That's what makes this movie
1016
01:39:18.880 --> 01:39:23.079
pretty epic, I think, because he does fairly like he fails,
1017
01:39:23.199 --> 01:39:27.960
he loses his love, you know. Yeah, he dies, he
1018
01:39:28.000 --> 01:39:28.720
has to come back.
1019
01:39:31.039 --> 01:39:41.479
Yeah yeah.
1020
01:39:41.920 --> 01:39:42.119
Yeah.
1021
01:39:42.159 --> 01:39:44.359
He looks like he doesn't believe himself that he did
1022
01:39:44.399 --> 01:39:59.000
that ship right. Damn strong bro should have threw his
1023
01:39:59.079 --> 01:40:27.840
lady on us on his back instead. Mm hm.
1024
01:40:31.840 --> 01:40:32.840
Oh shit, y.
1025
01:41:25.319 --> 01:41:28.479
Yeah, he's eating it up. He's like, this is my Shakespeare.
1026
01:41:29.159 --> 01:41:57.319
Yeah, dude, I'm it's great. Yeah, this is like the magic,
1027
01:41:57.399 --> 01:41:59.439
the power that Fulsa Doom has.
1028
01:42:02.640 --> 01:42:22.880
To shoot poisonous snake, arrass badass yeah, arcane archer, Oh no,
1029
01:43:04.399 --> 01:43:05.720
put things I can em bed it in her.
1030
01:43:06.880 --> 01:43:45.199
Yeah.
1031
01:43:45.640 --> 01:43:49.319
Yeah, this is just a death that sucks because you
1032
01:43:49.520 --> 01:43:51.159
really liked Valaria as a character.
1033
01:43:52.640 --> 01:43:53.239
Mm hmm.
1034
01:45:00.239 --> 01:45:21.800
H get a biking funeral?
1035
01:45:24.560 --> 01:45:32.399
Mm hmm. Why does he think fire won't burn so
1036
01:45:32.520 --> 01:45:33.039
the winds?
1037
01:45:34.159 --> 01:45:37.920
I think because of just like how the uh that
1038
01:45:38.159 --> 01:45:40.560
area is there's some sort of like magical barrier or
1039
01:45:40.560 --> 01:45:41.119
something like that.
1040
01:45:41.199 --> 01:45:43.000
But maybe because.
1041
01:45:45.119 --> 01:45:45.840
Why do you cry?
1042
01:45:47.039 --> 01:45:48.720
M Yeah, great line?
1043
01:45:50.359 --> 01:45:55.199
Mmkay should I cry for him? I love that.
1044
01:46:07.720 --> 01:46:13.119
I'm wondering if that is Chrome allowing her to get
1045
01:46:13.159 --> 01:46:15.600
that funeral, to have the fire burn.
1046
01:46:19.399 --> 01:46:21.600
It's all been Cram all along, showing him the way.
1047
01:46:22.600 --> 01:46:28.560
Yeah, Cram is since it's father is no longer around,
1048
01:46:28.720 --> 01:46:32.680
Traum is the one that's giving him, giving himself to
1049
01:46:32.720 --> 01:46:54.479
make him strong, and he puts on the jewel that
1050
01:46:54.520 --> 01:46:55.159
he gave her.
1051
01:47:07.640 --> 01:47:10.399
We still got a good chunk of film here.
1052
01:47:11.199 --> 01:47:12.720
Yeah, there's a whole another act.
1053
01:47:13.520 --> 01:47:19.600
Yeah, h.
1054
01:47:27.640 --> 01:47:28.840
Using the princess for bait.
1055
01:47:35.079 --> 01:47:52.520
He's indoctrinated. Yeah, we got a little predator option going here.
1056
01:47:54.760 --> 01:47:58.159
Yeah, a little bit of h seven Samurai action going
1057
01:47:58.159 --> 01:48:01.920
on here too, setting up all the traps and defenses.
1058
01:48:17.319 --> 01:48:25.000
Some last blood as well. All right, sorry first blood.
1059
01:48:44.880 --> 01:49:03.319
Mm hmm yeah mh sh.
1060
01:49:03.840 --> 01:49:09.079
I've never praised you, Genghis Kong yuh yeah, yeah, absolutely.
1061
01:50:00.239 --> 01:50:06.720
Hm hm.
1062
01:50:07.439 --> 01:50:09.920
As it shows about Conan too, is that like he
1063
01:50:09.960 --> 01:50:19.000
can you, he's leading with any weapon mk yeh we
1064
01:50:19.159 --> 01:50:22.800
established that earlier. But the training.
1065
01:50:30.680 --> 01:51:05.000
H I love that line and it's but yeah, I
1066
01:51:05.000 --> 01:51:08.199
think Rom's been listening to him a lot. And uh,
1067
01:51:08.359 --> 01:51:10.159
it was funny that you brought up the Ganghis Khan
1068
01:51:10.279 --> 01:51:14.760
but like super Thai was his character was designed based
1069
01:51:14.800 --> 01:51:18.880
off of some of the descriptions of Genghis Khan's generals.
1070
01:51:21.920 --> 01:51:26.439
Oh fuck yeah dude, Yeah, you.
1071
01:51:26.479 --> 01:51:27.680
Even got to tick the horse down.
1072
01:51:28.760 --> 01:51:40.239
Yeah. You know, I wonder if there was also a
1073
01:51:40.239 --> 01:51:42.159
little bit of three hundred in here too, because you
1074
01:51:42.239 --> 01:51:51.600
only had you have three guys against the whole army.
1075
01:51:54.520 --> 01:51:55.359
He threw an ax.
1076
01:51:56.520 --> 01:52:00.560
Yeah, because I know Millius loves like he loves workfare
1077
01:52:01.039 --> 01:52:04.680
and history and all that stuff.
1078
01:52:04.720 --> 01:53:08.640
So mm hmm right, this is fucking a badass.
1079
01:53:36.560 --> 01:54:02.520
I'm throwing up against Bebob and Rocks Eddie. H all right,
1080
01:54:02.600 --> 01:54:19.479
the Wizard getting into the action. It's like a turtle.
1081
01:54:19.600 --> 01:54:20.439
It can't get up.
1082
01:54:40.119 --> 01:55:12.439
Hm oh hell yeah. Also dooms like I'm getting out
1083
01:55:12.479 --> 01:55:37.319
of here if they lost. Yes, I love this, this
1084
01:55:37.520 --> 01:55:39.960
goes this is another plan in playoffs. She said that
1085
01:55:40.079 --> 01:55:43.279
even if I had to come back from hell to
1086
01:55:43.640 --> 01:55:47.319
uh you know, I'll fight by your side.
1087
01:55:47.600 --> 01:55:48.199
And she does.
1088
01:56:03.640 --> 01:56:04.600
Oh I breaks the sword.
1089
01:56:04.680 --> 01:56:05.079
I love that.
1090
01:56:06.039 --> 01:57:07.600
Yeah, super tight for the wind there.
1091
01:57:09.960 --> 01:57:10.399
M hm.
1092
01:57:12.479 --> 01:57:33.439
Mm hmm. The sword that broke was his father's sword.
1093
01:57:34.560 --> 01:57:37.840
Ah.
1094
01:57:39.159 --> 01:57:40.479
I wonder what that means.
1095
01:57:42.760 --> 01:57:44.720
That Crim's sword is stronger.
1096
01:57:45.880 --> 01:57:52.319
Maybe that he's now stronger than his father was, that
1097
01:57:52.359 --> 01:58:00.760
he's at one with Crome, and maybe that's the riddle
1098
01:58:00.800 --> 01:58:03.039
of steel, that flesh is stronger.
1099
01:58:04.039 --> 01:58:07.840
Yeah, h.
1100
01:58:14.159 --> 01:58:17.600
Oh fuck yeah. This is also a badass scene. M
1101
01:59:52.079 --> 01:59:54.680
wonder they're basing him kind of off alike more of
1102
01:59:54.920 --> 01:59:57.680
some of the Egyptian gods and Egyptian lore a little bit.
1103
02:01:39.960 --> 02:02:17.560
F it's that.
1104
02:02:25.159 --> 02:02:29.239
And now Conan has to find a new purpose for life, and.
1105
02:02:29.159 --> 02:02:31.359
Now he has to have he has to bed down
1106
02:02:31.399 --> 02:02:32.159
all the virgins.
1107
02:02:33.039 --> 02:02:33.760
That's true in the.
1108
02:02:33.800 --> 02:02:38.079
Second Yeah, he's got his work ahead of him. Make
1109
02:02:38.159 --> 02:02:40.720
sure do you find what's his name is death? A
1110
02:02:40.720 --> 02:02:42.000
little anticomactic or.
1111
02:02:44.039 --> 02:02:48.960
No. I think this is I should like it because
1112
02:02:51.560 --> 02:02:54.640
he had to kill him, and I think by by
1113
02:02:54.880 --> 02:02:57.119
killing him in this way, he killed him in front
1114
02:02:57.159 --> 02:02:59.920
of his accolytes, showing them that they he does not
1115
02:03:00.079 --> 02:03:04.199
have the power that they think, cutting the head off
1116
02:03:04.199 --> 02:03:06.960
the snake and doing it with his father's sword, which
1117
02:03:07.039 --> 02:03:11.479
is already broken. So essentially he's severing off all ties
1118
02:03:11.600 --> 02:03:16.720
to his past, the things that have driven driven his revenge.
1119
02:03:16.720 --> 02:03:19.720
It's almost like a second baptism or a second resurrection
1120
02:03:20.279 --> 02:03:25.720
in because now he's yeah, so he's he's born again. Uh,
1121
02:03:26.159 --> 02:03:30.560
he's now he's now free of the things that have
1122
02:03:30.760 --> 02:03:39.359
held him back and things are This is probably where
1123
02:03:39.399 --> 02:03:41.560
we start to get like Conan the King and all
1124
02:03:41.720 --> 02:03:45.680
all the other This is setting that up and uh,
1125
02:03:45.760 --> 02:03:48.479
you know Conan the Conqueror. You know, now he's gonna
1126
02:03:48.680 --> 02:03:52.239
create a world that befits him, that he thinks is right,
1127
02:03:53.279 --> 02:04:07.239
and uh, you know whatever that entails. And similar to
1128
02:04:07.279 --> 02:04:11.279
like how yeah, and similar to how he was able
1129
02:04:11.279 --> 02:04:14.399
to free him free himself from his own shackles, he
1130
02:04:14.479 --> 02:04:17.239
freed all those people under Thulse of Doom's control. He
1131
02:04:17.319 --> 02:04:23.079
freed them from their shackles, and.
1132
02:04:22.960 --> 02:04:24.159
Then he lit the Olympics.
1133
02:04:25.520 --> 02:04:48.000
Yeah, the first Conan Games will commence. But like you know,
1134
02:04:48.119 --> 02:04:50.760
with the biblical algory, Yeah, it's like it's like Jesus
1135
02:04:50.760 --> 02:04:53.239
stepping on the head that using his heel to step
1136
02:04:53.279 --> 02:04:55.239
on the head of the serpent. That's kind of what
1137
02:04:55.319 --> 02:04:55.840
happened there.
1138
02:05:00.039 --> 02:05:03.520
Mhm mm hmm.
1139
02:05:04.359 --> 02:05:06.640
And it's done with fire, which is you know, like
1140
02:05:06.680 --> 02:05:08.359
I said, goes back you know to some of the
1141
02:05:08.359 --> 02:05:09.279
biblical category.
1142
02:05:11.479 --> 02:05:48.840
Okay, yeah, kay, whole image of him as a as
1143
02:05:48.880 --> 02:05:49.439
a king.
1144
02:05:51.479 --> 02:05:55.159
God and that's Conan no, no.
1145
02:05:57.840 --> 02:05:58.279
Jurn Er.
1146
02:06:02.920 --> 02:06:06.159
Yeah, I just I think this is a great movie
1147
02:06:06.359 --> 02:06:14.279
and it's great music, great soundtrack, great character actors, and
1148
02:06:14.319 --> 02:06:18.600
it just kind of unfortunate that this didn't become more.
1149
02:06:18.680 --> 02:06:20.840
I know they tried, and I think it was just
1150
02:06:21.840 --> 02:06:26.640
they don't understand. Yeah, because I don't think a lot
1151
02:06:26.680 --> 02:06:31.760
of people understand like what made this film great and
1152
02:06:31.800 --> 02:06:33.680
the things that they thought made this film great they
1153
02:06:33.760 --> 02:06:35.439
try to double down on. It's like that's not what
1154
02:06:35.479 --> 02:06:36.359
made the film great.
1155
02:06:38.279 --> 02:06:38.640
Writing.
1156
02:06:39.520 --> 02:06:42.840
Yeah, they also didn't bring back the same people in
1157
02:06:42.920 --> 02:06:46.079
the second film, which also hurt it because you didn't Milius,
1158
02:06:46.079 --> 02:06:48.760
I don't think directed, and he was definitely wasn't writing
1159
02:06:48.880 --> 02:06:54.159
for for that film, neither was Oliver Stone, and it
1160
02:06:54.319 --> 02:07:02.920
just doesn't capture that same magic because it was more.
1161
02:07:02.960 --> 02:07:06.239
It was more than just Arnold as Conan, who looks great,
1162
02:07:06.479 --> 02:07:11.399
But it's all the writing and understanding the lord behind
1163
02:07:11.439 --> 02:07:15.800
the story of Conan the Barbarian and making into something
1164
02:07:15.840 --> 02:07:19.039
and that this really should have been a long running
1165
02:07:19.079 --> 02:07:22.760
franchise that everyone loves, and it just wasn't. And I
1166
02:07:22.760 --> 02:07:25.520
think that's It's one of those things where I watched
1167
02:07:25.520 --> 02:07:27.920
this and I'm so happy watching it, yet I'm also
1168
02:07:28.000 --> 02:07:33.479
sad because we don't get more of the story mm
1169
02:07:33.520 --> 02:07:38.920
hmm at least. Yeah, obviously if you want, if you
1170
02:07:38.960 --> 02:07:41.199
read the books, you read the comics, you get it.
1171
02:07:41.520 --> 02:07:44.439
But I would love to see a film more of
1172
02:07:44.479 --> 02:07:49.279
the film version, and I hope someday maybe they while
1173
02:07:49.399 --> 02:07:51.680
Arnold's still alive, that we can get a King Conan.
1174
02:07:51.840 --> 02:07:53.439
I think that would be great.
1175
02:07:54.119 --> 02:08:03.159
Hm Arnold is Conan now, mm hmm yeah, mhm.
1176
02:08:06.399 --> 02:08:10.079
But yeah, I think this is This is a fantastic movie.
1177
02:08:10.359 --> 02:08:13.680
I think that anyone who has never watched it but
1178
02:08:13.720 --> 02:08:20.239
there is into fantasy, that that all the fantasy films
1179
02:08:20.239 --> 02:08:22.800
that you probably like have been inspired by this one,
1180
02:08:22.880 --> 02:08:27.640
because this is one of the best. I think this
1181
02:08:27.720 --> 02:08:30.840
might be the first great fantasy film in reality, because
1182
02:08:30.840 --> 02:08:35.239
there wasn't a whole lot before this. And you know,
1183
02:08:35.279 --> 02:08:37.640
we've covered one that came out a few years after
1184
02:08:37.680 --> 02:08:40.479
this and Legend, which is not as good as this.
1185
02:08:40.960 --> 02:08:44.079
Highlanders kind of a fantasy film, but it's not quite
1186
02:08:44.079 --> 02:08:46.920
in the same guys, this is this feels like to
1187
02:08:46.960 --> 02:08:51.880
be true fantasy. And yeah, I just I think I
1188
02:08:51.920 --> 02:08:54.680
think this is someone a movie that everyone needs to
1189
02:08:54.720 --> 02:08:56.479
see that's into the fantasy genre.
1190
02:08:58.199 --> 02:09:02.800
But sure, and if you're an Arnold fan too, oh yeah, work.
1191
02:09:03.960 --> 02:09:07.039
It's not his debut, but it's pretty darn close. And
1192
02:09:07.079 --> 02:09:09.479
this is the film that made him famous and.
1193
02:09:09.439 --> 02:09:11.079
You don't want to watch Hercules or.
1194
02:09:14.840 --> 02:09:16.920
Yeah, this is iron.
1195
02:09:17.760 --> 02:09:18.479
Well Tommy Iron.
1196
02:09:18.560 --> 02:09:22.439
I think a lot of people like, uh, it's yeah
1197
02:09:22.479 --> 02:09:25.079
and that that's yeah, it's very it's well, it's more
1198
02:09:25.079 --> 02:09:28.039
of a documentary and it's yet I mean, it's a
1199
02:09:28.039 --> 02:09:32.279
more fabricated documentary, but it's still documentary. And but he's
1200
02:09:32.399 --> 02:09:36.479
very articulate and very charismatic, and then that's why people
1201
02:09:36.560 --> 02:09:37.159
liked him.
1202
02:09:37.359 --> 02:09:38.800
But yeah, that's that's Conan.
1203
02:09:47.680 --> 02:09:48.479
Hey, you're badge.
1204
02:09:49.640 --> 02:09:52.239
We ain't got no budgets. We don't need no budges.
1205
02:09:52.600 --> 02:10:04.079
I don't have to show you on his thinking