The Bare Minimum: The Five Precepts of the Church | The Catholic Man Show

Dave's summer vacation got cut from three months down to two, and Adam has a theory. New baby, plus he hasn't been working near as hard. Dave tried to get a second opinion from Anthony Fauci, who invoked the Fifth on advice of counsel, so we're left with the ruling as it stands. Either way, the new van is getting loaded and the Niles family is headed to a cabin in Michigan for two weeks. Fifties at night, fires in the morning and the evening, which means chopping enough firewood to replace what you burn. Golf, swimming, and a little aluminum fishing boat that Davey gets to ride in. Joseph and Joshua stay on shore. Joseph has a big knot on his head at the moment anyway.

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On the drive back from Lady Pamela's family reunion in Arkansas, Dave counted three mopeds inside 45 minutes, which would be unremarkable in Portland and is deeply strange here. A moped gang remains unconfirmed but would be extremely cool. His reading time is going to Plato's Republic with the group at Deacon Harrison's house, book 10 now, while Adam has missed it all year and is on record that he'll haunt them if they kick him out.

Dave also saw the new Odyssey movie, alongside Dr. Frank Grabowski, Juan in a dog onesie as Argos, and Deacon Harrison Garlick, who announced in the group text beforehand: "I have filled my heart with hate." Verdict, 7.5 for entertainment. They shouldn't have tried to cram the whole epic into one film, they changed the ending, which you can't do, and they folded the lotus eaters into Calypso's island. That last one guts the most important choice in the story. Odysseus rejects immortality for his family. That's the whole thing.

The pour is Stranahan's Colorado Whiskey, the flagship, from a bottle the distiller sent the guys when the show started and that has sat on the shelf about ten years since. The label reads: Warning, contains high levels of manliness. No age statement, and no, ten years in your house doesn't count. Whiskey only ages in the barrel. Small batch, four barleys, virgin charred American white oak. Not bourbon, not 51% corn. Made in the style of Scotch, right here in America.

Then the topic: the five precepts of the Church, Catechism 2041, page 548 if you've got the classic 90s edition. This is the Church flexing authority, which she rarely does. Most of what she does is defensive. Papal infallibility is a negative power, not a positive one. The precepts are different. They bind, and they're the floor, not the ceiling.

Attend Mass on Sundays and holy days, and rest from servile labor. Everybody knows the first half. The second half is the one that stings, because going out to eat after Mass means you're compelling somebody else to work. Nurses show up, gas stations stay open, and nobody needs to be demolished by guilt over a trip to the store. Don't be a Pharisee about it. Do take it seriously.

Confess your sins at least once a year, meaning your mortal sins. Go monthly anyway, and do a daily examination of conscience, because you can't remember what you ate two days ago, much less where you lost your temper 28 days ago. Dave prays to Our Lady on the way in: help me make this confession as if it were my last. Adam leaves his phone outside, because it's listening, and that's not a conspiracy. And if you deliberately hold a mortal sin back, the confession is invalid and you've just added to the pile. Compound interest is powerful. Compound sin is worse.

Receive the Eucharist at least during the Easter season. Observe the days of fasting and abstinence, which used to be far heavier, and nothing is stopping you from going heavier now. Adam has never once enjoyed fasting. Dave eats nothing until dinner and swears he thinks more clearly for it. Both of them fast every Wednesday with a group of men and offer it up for their wives and their families. That's the domestic priesthood doing what it's for.

And help provide for the needs of the Church. Notice it doesn't say if you can afford it. Money is the easy part. Time is the sacrifice, especially in the seasons of fatherhood when there isn't any. Fr. Brian O'Brien's answer when somebody says the church really ought to do this: "I totally agree. You should do it." Your kids need to see you make some of your time sacred, not because nothing else was asking for it, but because you told everything else no.

It all lands on stewardship. You don't owe God 10%. You owe Him 100%. The house, the money, the hours, and most of all the kids were never yours, and He's going to want all of it back. Adam is honest about where that gets hard: leaving work drained, walking in the door, wanting to shut down instead of engage. The fix isn't willpower. It's routine. A liturgy of the home. Because those minutes belong to Him too, and at judgment there won't be a single moment that goes unjudged.

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Protect what you were given. Provide more than the minimum. Establish a house that looks like the King is coming back for it. Raise your glass.

• Dave's summer vacation demoted from three months to two, with Fauci pleading the Fifth on the science
• Two weeks at a Michigan cabin, chopping firewood to replace what you burn, and a little aluminum fishing boat
• 15,000 miles on a brand new van because Oklahoma City is a multiple-times-a-week trip
• Three mopeds in 45 minutes in Arkansas, and the unconfirmed existence of a moped gang
• Reading Plato's Republic with the group at Deacon Harrison's, book 10, and Adam's threat to haunt them if he gets kicked out
• The new Odyssey movie reviewed: Juan in a dog onesie as Argos and Harrison Garlick arriving with his heart pre-filled with hate
• Why folding the lotus eaters into Calypso's island wrecks the most important choice in the story
• Whiskey of the week: Stranahan's Colorado Whiskey, on the shelf ten years, "warning, contains high levels of manliness"
• Why an age statement stops the day it's bottled, because whiskey only ages in the barrel
• What makes Stranahan's American whiskey and not bourbon: four barleys, virgin charred American white oak, made in the style of Scotch
• Bringing back the old show warning, sporadically and without notice
• The five precepts of the Church, Catechism 2041, and why they're the floor and not the ceiling
• Papal infallibility as a negative, defensive power versus the precepts as the Church flexing positive authority
• Why the Church legislates as little as possible and prefers freedom from the law over obedience to it
• Resting from servile labor: the case against going out to eat after Mass, and why nurses and gas stations are fine
• St. John Chrysostom on why you cannot pray at home the way you pray in church
• Confessing mortal sins at least once a year, and why monthly confession is the better habit
• The daily examination of conscience as the thing that makes confession possible at all
• Dave's prayer to Our Lady walking into the confessional: make this confession as if it were my last
• Why Adam leaves his phone outside the confessional
• St. Alphonsus Liguori on concealing sin, and why an intentionally incomplete confession is invalid and grave matter
• The Easter duty and St. Thomas Aquinas on why the Eucharist completes what baptism begins
• Aquinas's threefold purpose of fasting, and why the second reason is the most interesting one
• St. Basil the Great: fasting as a weapon for the valiant and a gymnasium for athletes
• Fasting every Wednesday with a group of men and offering it up for your wife and family
• Providing for the needs of the Church with time, not just money, and Fr. Brian O'Brien's "you should do it"
• Why churches were built with a piazza out front, and what that says about community
• Stewardship: you don't owe God 10%, you owe Him 100%, and He wants your kids back
• "It's the King's house" as a reason to actually take care of what you have
• Coming home mentally exhausted and shutting down instead of engaging, and why routine beats willpower
• The liturgy of the home: building routines so a weak will has somewhere to fall
• Catholic Man Show Camp Out: always the last weekend of September, sign-ups open at the end of August

Books & Writings:

• Catechism of the Catholic Church, paragraph 2041 (the five precepts), page 548 in the classic 1990s edition
• The Republic by Plato (Dave's reading group, book 10)
• The Odyssey by Homer, and the new Christopher Nolan film adaptation
• The Divine Comedy by Dante Alighieri (Odysseus in the Inferno)
• Summa Theologiae, Second Part of the Second Part, by St. Thomas Aquinas (the threefold purpose of fasting)
• Diary: Divine Mercy in My Soul by St. Maria Faustina Kowalska (free on the Amen app)
• True Devotion to Mary by St. Louis de Montfort (free on the Amen app)
• Homily on Fasting by St. Basil the Great

Saints & Church Figures:

• St. John Chrysostom
• St. Alphonsus Liguori
• St. Thomas Aquinas
• St. Basil the Great
• St. Maria Faustina Kowalska
• St. Louis de Montfort
• Fr. Brian O'Brien

People:

• Adam Minihan (host; Lady Haylee, M6 Marketing, The Grounded Builder on Substack)
• Dave Niles (host; Niles Ranch and Fecundity Farm, Lady Pamela, Michigan cabin, Republic reading group)
• Deacon Harrison Garlick (reading group host, and a man who arrived at the Odyssey with his heart pre-filled with hate)
• Dr. Frank Grabowski
• Juan (Argos, in a dog onesie)
• Manny (made the short Camp Out documentary on the TCMS YouTube page)
• Lionel Richie (wrote a song that was clearly not about Catholic families)

Whiskey:

• Stranahan's Colorado Whiskey, original flagship expression, small batch, blend of four barleys, aged in virgin charred American white oak

Community:

• The Catholic Man Show Camp Out, last weekend of September, sign-ups open end of August
• The Catholic Man Show Patreon (100% goes back into the show; patrons attend Camp Out free)
• The Catholic Man Show YouTube page (short Camp Out documentary, and the stitches video)