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Hey, you're listening to Adventure on W4CY Radio.
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This is the Pipe Man here on the Adventure's Pipe
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Man W4CY Radio, and I'm here with.
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CJ Pierce from Drowning Pool, and... Me. I'm Combs.
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Yep.
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Laverne and Shirley.
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Starsky and Hutch.
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Mrs. Spock and Captain Kirk.
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Wait, stop right there. What can you tell me about
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Captain Kirk right now that's happening right now?
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He went out to space for real, and he cried.
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That's old news already. Oh, what's going on right now? Well,
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he's got to have one of his kidneys removed.
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Did you know that?
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He looked like he knew.
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Oh, I thought you knew. What's going on with Captain Kirk?
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William Shatner.
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The great William Shatner. The great 95-year-old William Shatner. He's
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one of my favorite actors. 95.
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I love William, bro. I watch his shows religiously, bro.
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He's funny to me. Everything that comes out of his
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mouth to me is hilarious.
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Well, and the way he says it, which goes with
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what I'm about to say. Yes. A couple weeks ago
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at Riot Fest, he debuted his new heavy metal band.
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And he has an album coming out It's called What
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the F is Heavy Metal.
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And he's, oh my god Dude, he's done other stuff,
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he's done other music I am a William Shatner fan
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Like you would not believe, bro I'm a closet case
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William Shatner.
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I got through college on Star Trek That got me
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through college. I don't even like the other Star Treks.
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Only the James T.
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Kirk ones.
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Just his, man. He is like... His delivery, that pause... Well,
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that's what he did in singing.
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He was like doing the cover of a Metallica song. And...
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You know, he has his band, and they're called The Fuckers.
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It sounds like something he would do.
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You know, Dolly Parton just did that metal record right
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before she unfortunately passed away, and she did so many
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great songs on that.
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I was blown away. It's like 50 freaking cover songs
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she did.
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So for William Shatter, Bill, if you know him personally,
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I can't wait to hear this.
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Are you allowed to call him Bill?
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Personally, in my dreams. In my dreams, it's Bill and me.
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So, wait until you hear what happened, too. But first,
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he brought up Dolly Parton. I saw a thing with
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Dolly Parton recently that she was very....
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Awesomeness is happening.
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Captain Kirk to Dolly Parton in an aftershock. I love
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this interview already. Not one fucking question yet. It's all
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about Captain Kirk and Dolly Parton.
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This is my favorite interview ever.
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Wait. Robert Plant is about to enter the interview, okay? Oh, good.
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Robert Plant is one of my favorites.
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All right. So Dolly Parton was in a video before
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she died.
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Yeah.
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And she wanted to get permission to do a cover
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of Stairway to Heaven. And she was totally scared to
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reach out to Robert Plant because he's Robert Plant.
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Right.
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She's the only part. Exactly.
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Robert Plant, dude. That cover is so great.
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And Robert Plant. I mean, to us in the metal world,
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Robert Plant is Robert Plant. But she is also Dolly
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fucking Park.
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Yeah. And so you know what happens, Robert Plant? He
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just like said, sure. He's like, you're Dolly Parton.
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He's like, you're Dolly Parton. Exactly what I just said.
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Yeah. So he said that. All right.
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But to me, Ryan McCombs is a modern day Robert
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Plant in my book.
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That is the most fucked up thing I think I've
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ever heard.
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That's, you know, when I look on stage sometimes, I'm like,
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I love Led Zeppelin. And I look over and I'm like,
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that's my Robert Plant. That's Ryan McCombs.
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And I really mean that. The songs that I write,
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you haven't heard the new stuff I want to throw
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at you.
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It's very Led Zeppelin-y. Led Zeppelin-ish. Which Led Zeppelin-ish, though?
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There's a lot of Led Zeppelin-ishes. Like each album was
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like a different genre pretty much.
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Houses of the Holy.
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Okay, there you go.
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I'm in that zone in my brain when I think
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about Ryan McComb as being my, you know, rabbit plant.
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So Kirk did have demands. There was a rider. He
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was on Good Morning America. It was getting promoted. And
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so he had this rider.
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James T. Kirk.
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In order, in his contract, in his contract to perform.
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This is the greatest interview I swear to fucking God.
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Right?
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It is.
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You bring it every now and then.
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Pipe man.
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Pipe man rules.
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I love you.
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I love you too, man. Oh my God. So one
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of the things was he had a ship renamed after
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him so he could once again captain a ship.
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God damn right.
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They fulfilled all his demands. Another demand was he didn't
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want a golf cart to take him to the stage.
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He wanted a DeLorean.
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Did he get a DeLorean? Did William get a DeLorean?
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And then.
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That's fucking awesome.
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You're 95. It's like, hey, I'm the captain, son. Give
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me what I want.
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Exactly. That's awesome. And then he wanted, like, the.
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The car didn't get that shit.
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He wanted a bunch.
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The car didn't get it.
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It's a wheelchair. Kurt got it.
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That's what.
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The car got a wheelchair.
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You gotta ask. You don't ask, you don't get. He also.
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He got a wheelchair. He get it?
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Yeah, I did.
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I did it. I did it.
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See what he did there?
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We'll pull you.
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Sorry. Go ahead. We'll roll your ass up on there, Picard.
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You roll up on a wheelchair and William Bill will
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come up in his DeLorean.
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How freaking cool, bro. I can't wait to hear this record.
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I'm going to describe it to you. I'm going to
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describe it to you. There were some other important things
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like a bunch of puppies for dog rescues at the
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event in its dressing room. Man, that's good.
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Wow.
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Certain kind of sausage for catering.
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I probably made it the dogs.
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A variety of sausages made from.
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Let's not go there. Why do you have to go there?
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Why do I do it dark? I'll be sausage.
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And then, good morning, America. Like, they listed off everything.
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And he goes, and they forgot one. He goes, and
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don't forget my bowl of sauerkraut. Because apparently, sauerkraut's supposed
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to be the key to longevity in life.
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I eat sauerkraut all the time.
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Well, then you're going to be 95 starting a metal band.
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Ah, shit. Yeah, I thought I was going to do
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a polka. Polka, polka. A polka band at 95.
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You're going to be like 75. In a band with
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Mike and Steve.
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My great-grandmother was 102 when she passed away. My grandfather
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was 99. So I think I'm cursed with longevity.
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Oh, well, there you go.
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You think this is fun?
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How many wives am I going to have by then?
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I'm on my third wife and four kids. Jesus Christ.
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I'm only 53. That's another lifetime of.
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That's three more wives and eight more kids.
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You got to be like Abraham and be... You got
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to be like Abraham and have a kid when you're
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like 95.
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I still got another one that works good.
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Are you sure?
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Yes.
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You hesitated there. You hesitated. All right. So here's what
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it sounds like when Captain Kirk sings Metallica.
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Yeah.
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Show me.
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Take us off. To never, never land.
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Perfect!
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He did that.
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He did it like he does it.
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That's how he does it.
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He has this great pause.
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The delivery, it's accent on Foo-a-fighters. Is it the Foo-a-fighters?
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Ladies and gentlemen, the Foo-a-fighters.
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Folks, we are here today. Today we are here with
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Drowning Pool.
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Ladies and gentlemen, let the bodies hit the floor. One,
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there's nothing wrong with me. Two, there's nothing wrong with you.
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That more sounded like it might have been like Vinny
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Goombatz from New York.
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Yeah, I just got it kind of more. If my
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William Shatner was from New York, he would sound like that.
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Exactly.
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I like to think of my William Shatner as like
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a mafia boss.
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I like to think of my William Shatner being like
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a A very free-minded unicorn flying around outer space with
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like a jet pack and.
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A lot of carrots. Just like a bunch of carrots,
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like a backpack of carrots.
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I want to hang out with William Shatner. I cater
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like a cheese fountain with four kinds of cheeses. And
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I'm eating cheese with William Bill Shatner.
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What kind? What for, man?
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I like smoked gouda, mozzarella. Smoked Gouda because it's fancy, bro.
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Watch out.
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I like the Colby Jack, but I don't know if
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that gets melted the right way. But cheddar for sure.
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You got to go Pepper Jack, too. Get a little
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spice in your life.
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Oh, Pepper Jack with some Tony Sacheri on top.
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Yeah, so Pepper Jack, smoked Gouda, mozzarella. One more. One more.
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Give me one.
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Of the fancy ones.
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Brie.
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Nigel with the brie. Hello, Nigel. Bring the brie.
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So how is Danny Wimmer catering anyway?
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We haven't been there. We just drink.
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Um.
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Oh, well, you might want to.
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It usually is good. I mean, we've done many of
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these over the years.
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Danny Wimmer puts on the best shows. Thank you, Danny.
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Why does he like Drowning Pool better than any other band?
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Does he?
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Well, look at how many times you're at the Wimmer Festival.
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We're at a lot.
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Of them i mean well today's not gonna be here
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if they don't like.
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Headlines sometimes you're going first we're easy man like you
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just you call me with that we do bar mitzvahs
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poop artists you know how easy it is to book
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your animal you want a pool party at your house
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and i've done this.
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Before hey man will you come play my pool party?
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Yeah.
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It's a birthday.
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Nice.
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For real.
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I just like playing music.
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No.
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Brian's going to be there.
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He says no now, but he's going to be at
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your house, at your pool party. At the low price
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of like 500 bucks, bro, I'm easy.
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I'm going to steal your shit.
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Okay, so what if this happened to you, and boys.
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Stop the goddamn hammering for the love of God.
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Boys, I have an idea. You and I, we're going
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to go out and we're going to go on tour.
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Are you talking about Drowning Pool?
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Yeah, Drowning Pool and the William Shatner Heavy Metal Band,
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the fuckers.
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I would open up for them, the fuckers. Dude, we
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would go on tour with William Shatner. If you know somebody, hey,
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people listening, call William, tell him Drowning Pool loves him,
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and we will tour with William Shatner.
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I would stick an ice pick in your fucking ear
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right now.
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No, somebody make a call. I would tour with William.
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Come on, man.
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So, how do you get on top of that?
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I don't know. And time's up. That was great.
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Thank you.
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Thank you very much.
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I don't know what to say after that. This is
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the greatest interview of my life. It really is. You
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top it every time. Dude, thank you. You have no idea.
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This is genuine.
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You want to know what's going on with Drownable? There's
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a magic answer box in your hand. And you ask
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the computer, hey, what's going on with Drownable?
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It can tell you.
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We don't need to tell you about this. We need
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to talk about this record coming out. And Dolly Parton's
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metal record that she had just put out got Restless.
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Soul, her sweet, sweet soul on I think you guys
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should come out with a new album.
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Hey!
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I think you guys... It's not.
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A way to make a living. It's a sucking way
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to make a living.
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That was pretty good. Maybe you should perform that.
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I want to do a Dolly Parton... Bro, you have
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no idea how I'm trying to push that on my
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band right now?
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What are you trying to push on the band?
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Dolly Parton cover! Jolene, Jolene, Jolene!
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This is what I've learned.
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There's a text thread that I'm a part of and
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a text thread that I'm not a part of.
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Well, we're going to do like a sponsorship.
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It's Goline.
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I'm not a part of that. We're going to do
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a sponsorship. Goline, Goline.
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Goline.
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Buy the Goline. Put it in my grave. It's clean
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for you and me.
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I don't even know how to top that myself now.
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This has been great. The rest of your day is
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downhill from.
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Here, bro.
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I mean, you did ruin it. You did ruin it
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for everybody else. Because you're so fucking good.
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We're having fun.
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Oh, look at that.
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Oh, man.
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That's why you're always at these festivals.
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Because we have fun, man. It's a house party. It's
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a barbecue.
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That's what music is.
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That we bring to the table. Even though we go
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on stage as professionals, it's still like you're in my
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living room. When we go on stage, it's like you're
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at my house. If my living room was as big
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as the Danny River space that we have out front,
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I would invite all y'all to my house if the
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record label ever gave us any money and I would
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buy a house that big instead of have a rental
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house and a leased car. But anyway, my dream is
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to be here like you're at my house, and we're
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barbecuing for you on stage as professionals, putting on a
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good show. And that's what Dreadnought Pool brings to you.
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Okay, then I have another idea. You have to go
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on tour with the Foo Fighters because then Dave Grohl
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will be doing the barbecuing.
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He would be.
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You know, I hung out with him and he did
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barbecue because, you know, Ride for Dime and stuff happens.
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Dime bash.
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I got to show you pictures of me and Dave Grohl.
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In the pool. Nice.
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With my wife. And then everybody's like, hey, I'm going
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to get some shots.
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So I went inside. It's like Dime's house. So I
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go in the kitchen like the pool boy. We're the
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pool boys. We're the pool boys. I go inside to
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make a big tray of shots. Everybody's in the pool.
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And I bring them out like traditional, man. And here
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I'm doing shots with Dave Grohl and Rita and all
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these other famous musicians.
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And I'm like, what is my life? It's pretty good.
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I can't complain.
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I can't complain.
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I was at Dime Bash and he was right there
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cooking up all the food. Yeah, man.
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He's a grilling fool, man. He smells like meat and cheese.
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I love Dave Grohl.
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There you go.
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He smells like beef and cheese, like Santa Claus.
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What's your thoughts?
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What are your thoughts, Ryan?
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In general?
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No. Wherever you want to take that. It's your world.
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I'm just living in it.
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I don't like the color purple.
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Okay.
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Not the movie. Just the shade of purple.
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Is it all shades of purple?
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You can't see it.
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It really is. I don't like lavender. I don't like purple.
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I don't like... I don't even like fucking mauve.
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Brian's favorite color is gray.
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It is nice.
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I think it's Brown because the Browns won against the
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Pittsburgh Steelers. And this guy, I never heard him yell
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so loud. I'm on stage with this guy for like 20,
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25 freaking years, you know, off and on.
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And here we are now.
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And I never heard him yell so loud as I've
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heard him yell at a Browns game when they've They
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beat the Pittsburgh Steelers.
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Browns fan, man. That's a miserable existence and everything. So
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you start winning and shit.
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It's weird, man.
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I know that feeling because I was a Giants fan
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all my life, and they sucked most of my childhood. Like,
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we're the team that fumbled a kneel to lose the
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Super Bowl.
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I know, man.
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I was a Saints fan since they won.
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Oh, a kneel?
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Yeah.
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Joe Pasarczyk. Joe Pasarczyk. The ball hit his knee. He
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had a big knee.
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He had a big knee.
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You know, he got one big knee. He hit the
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wrong knee.
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He had a big knee.
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Yeah.
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Blame it on his one big knee.
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I would say it was his knee. If you had to.
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Say what part of the snake it was, what would
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you say? I'd say it was his knee.
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What part of that is Nicky eating? Dude, I grew
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up with the Aints.
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My dad took me to football in the Superdome in
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like 77, 78 when they first started. And my dad's like, hey,
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put this bag on your head.
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This is football.
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The Aints.
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And he wrote the Aints on it. So I'm wearing
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a bag on my head. I'm like eight years old.
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I'm like, what is this?
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Usually his dad would try to get him to put
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like a plastic bag on his head.
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Plastic bag. Just suck on this for a little bit, son.
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Was Archie close? Was Archie quarterback, man?
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Archie Manning, bro. I got a signed football from Archie Manning, bro.
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Nice.
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He threw a football at me and hit me in
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the face. I was like the retard kid and I
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didn't catch it. My dad got Archie Manning to throw
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me a football. I can't make this up, man.
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I'm a special kid. What do you say nowadays, dude?
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I don't know. Autistic.
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I guess I'm the autistic kid that got hit in
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the face by a football.
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Neurodivergent.
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Neurodivergent. Neurodivergent is what my wife says now. Yes. Neurodivergent
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sounds professional, like I'm a scientist or some shit.
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Yeah, exactly.
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I'm a neurodivergent space explorer.
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Well, think of it. Sheldon is a scientist, so it
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makes sense.
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It makes sense.
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Sheldon Cooper, yes. He's a scientist.
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Did you know that?
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He's a neurodivergent scientist.
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No.
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This is the greatest interview of my life. Thank you.
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I'm going to write this down.
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When people say the best interview, I have to question
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the pipe man right here.
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And Aftershock.
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And Drowning Pool.
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2026.
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Oh.
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I live across the universe.
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Multiverses.
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I love the fact that he's looking for what year
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it was.
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20... 20... 26!
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Right.
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I live in the future. I live in the past. Whatever.
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I don't live in the past.
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I live in the future. What year is good?
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I'm a space man.
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What year is good in the future? 2028 is pretty good, too.
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And also 2031... Wait, but.
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Wait.
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The end of humanity is supposed to be the end
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of this decade. So how are we going to be
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in 2030?
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Well, if they stop messing with computers, bro, and go
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back to sticks and fire and rocks, like basic stuff,
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stop messing with the computers.
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Did you see Terminator 2? Did you see Terminator?
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Exactly.
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There's a kid's show called The Mitchells. Did you ever
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watch The Mitchells? Stop effing with.
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Don't build more factories and computers.
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Destroy.
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You know what? Destroy the plastic. Destroy the plastic computers.
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Destroy your hard drives. Go back to four-track recorders, eight-track recorders.
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I want tape. I want shit on tape. I don't
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want anything on digital. Destroy digital.
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Now. Hey.
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And then the computer's going to come get me.
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But then what would all the young bands do if
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they can push a button?
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Suck.
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Well, that's true. I'm not going to argue with you there.
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The computer ruined everything.
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People, society.
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The biggest thing is that the powers that be created
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a society that sucks.
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And here we are.
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We have to follow the Roman Empire.
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So the water supply was coming down and they took
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the bricks and stuff.
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He's from Men in Black to come get.
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He's about to grab me because I said something. He's
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coming for me right now.
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He's coming for me right now.
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Hey, computers, I was just kidding, guys. Don't kill me yet.
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You were talking about the multiverse. Nobody's supposed to know
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about the multiverse.
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It was the monkeyverse I was talking about. Did I
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say multi? Multi monkey? It sounds the same.
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How about Monty?
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Multiverse. I'll stick with that. I love you, man. Thanks
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for dealing with me. You're my best friend.
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This is why people should come to your live show
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because you just have a good time.
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You just have a good time, man. You had a
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rock show. You know what? Check out your house.
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When we walked in here, I saw you. It made
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me feel good.
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Well, thank you.
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I was looking forward to talking to you because we
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always have the best time.
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We just took it to the next level, bro.
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You guys came in. I saw you. And then you
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went to somebody else. I'm like, what the fuck?
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Why did you come to me first, bro? Because there's
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a schedule or something, man.
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Oh, I know. You were late. You were late, by
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the way. But that's you're on time. You're on time.
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Stop being a backyard party band on stage and be professional.
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Makes no sense to me. I'm on stage having fun.
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You should have fun.
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Right.
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Come to my house. You have a good time.
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You had a rock show. You checked out of work.
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You're here in a field of grass. And it could be,
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you know, cows used to come here and piss and
515
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shit on the ground.
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You had to have fun.
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What the fuck is she wearing? That's not a fucking skirt.
518
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She's not wearing anything.
519
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Okay, now, now.
520
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I'm distracted now.
521
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Now, now. It's 2026. You got to be careful.
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PC time now.
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Watch out.
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You got to be careful. Okay, that brings me to
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a question. That'll be our final question.
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Okay. When you said let the bodies split the floor,
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did you mean it?
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Yes.
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We're going to carry this motherfucker on.
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When I said let the bodies split the floor, did
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you mean it? I did, but they always catch them.
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They don't listen to the song. Let the bodies split
533
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the floor means jump off the stage. You just make
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a big hole.
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No, please catch him. I haven't done enough song lawsuits.
536
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What's the question?
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What band in your lifetime, if they were around now
538
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in 2026, would get cancelled?
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Mozart? Even though he's a genius?
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Why would he get cancelled?
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Because he's just too good. Nobody wants to hang out
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with Mozart because he just smokes you.
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You, Ryan?
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He's thinkin'. He's thinking.
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There he goes thinking again.
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I hear that Jeopardy music.
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They're on stage tonight at Public Enemy.
548
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Yeah, I want to go see them.
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Yeah, same here.
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Same stage.
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When we got here this morning, they were doing soundcheck.
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I was like, they were doing like certain little aspects
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that I heard.
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I was like, right.
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I heard it too.
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They were on the bill.
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So, like, just before we went on, I saw they
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were playing on the same stage, main stage tonight. And
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I was like, holy shit, fucking Public Enemy, man. But, yeah,
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I mean, when you think about how political their songs
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were back in the day, they would never let that
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shit fly today because they could keep you in the
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fucking dark.
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They'd never let it fly. No, fuck that. So, yeah,
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Public Enemy.
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That's a good one that you picked there. In fact...
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Was this this morning?
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Dude, thank you for the William Shatner.
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This was this morning when they were what you were
570
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just talking about when they were soundchecking.
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They were soundchecking and we were on stage trying to
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get our stuff together. And you got it on film.
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With a couple hot girls.
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And these girls with the boobs.
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They're right up there. They're the bartenders.
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They all have boobs.
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They're the bartenders. Right up there. Right up there.
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Oh my god, that's who you're hanging out with. What's up, friends?
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It really is.
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It really is. Look at that.
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So, we're drawing a pool. We play at the Bison floor.
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Come see us play. It's a backyard barbecue, but we're
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still professional.
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Tune in. Pipe man. It's been awesome, dude.
585
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It's been totally awesome. And now you can go up
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to those girls and get some alcohol. I bet I don't.
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I bet I don't.
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I want to stay at this table all day long.
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I just want to talk to you through the other interview.
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I want to see what happens next.
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I know, right?
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Tell me how fun your next interview is.
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Have you seen... Look at those pants over there. I
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want those pants. You see those pants with the frilly things?
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Yeah. With the frilly things? With the frilly things.
596
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I think we should put on short whitey tighties and
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frilly things for the next show.
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Do it.
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I like frilly things.
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I dare you.
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Hey, man. I'm free balling.
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I don't think you'll do it.
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Free balling. Because I'm free. Free balling.
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Yeah I got my guitar in front you can't see
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the balls anyway but my guitar smacks against him and
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I'm like.
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Ow that guy hurts I was gonna say that would
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hurt well I gotta.
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Take one off anyway alright brother thank you man this
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has been a great session thank you it's fun for.
611
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Me it has been it always is you guys are
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a blast that.
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Guy looks like he'd twist somebody's fucking head.
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Off oh yeah he'd fucking he would just crush your
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head in two seconds man He would.
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Crush my head inside of his armpit, and the last
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thing I'd smell is his armpit, and then my head
618
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would be crushed, and it would be like, oh, my God,
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this is terrible.
620
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That would be a horrible way to go.
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That's not.
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Drowning in a pool would be the horrible way to go,
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because it's like, oh, my God, CJ from Drowning in
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a Pool, drowning in a pool, that would be the
625
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worst headline ever.
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That's the way it's going to go. All right.
627
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I think that's going to happen.
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Stay tuned. Drowning in a pool.
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Check all their socials For when.
630
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He Yo You stay with me You keep asking other
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questions I'm not done here I got answers for days Do.
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You have other interviews?
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You're going to be pissed today Fuck this man You're great.
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Well I thank you for that It's been a pleasure
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I love that And I love you guys And anybody
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that doesn't go To a drowning pool show Or support
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you guys Can fuck off And cancel me You should
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die We have fun There it is Thank you for
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listening to The Adventures of Pikeman on W4CY Radio.
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Hey, you're listening to Adventure on W4CY Radio.
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This is the Pipe Man here on the Adventure's Pipe
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Man W4CY Radio, and I'm here with.
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CJ Pierce from Drowning Pool, and... Me. I'm Combs.
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Yep.
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Laverne and Shirley.
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Starsky and Hutch.
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Mrs. Spock and Captain Kirk.
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Wait, stop right there. What can you tell me about
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Captain Kirk right now that's happening right now?
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He went out to space for real, and he cried.
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That's old news already. Oh, what's going on right now? Well,
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he's got to have one of his kidneys removed.
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Did you know that?
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He looked like he knew.
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Oh, I thought you knew. What's going on with Captain Kirk?
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William Shatner.
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The great William Shatner. The great 95-year-old William Shatner. He's
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one of my favorite actors. 95.
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I love William, bro. I watch his shows religiously, bro.
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He's funny to me. Everything that comes out of his
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mouth to me is hilarious.
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Well, and the way he says it, which goes with
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what I'm about to say. Yes. A couple weeks ago
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at Riot Fest, he debuted his new heavy metal band.
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And he has an album coming out It's called What
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the F is Heavy Metal.
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And he's, oh my god Dude, he's done other stuff,
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he's done other music I am a William Shatner fan
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Like you would not believe, bro I'm a closet case
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William Shatner.
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I got through college on Star Trek That got me
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through college. I don't even like the other Star Treks.
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Only the James T.
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Kirk ones.
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Just his, man. He is like... His delivery, that pause... Well,
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that's what he did in singing.
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He was like doing the cover of a Metallica song. And...
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You know, he has his band, and they're called The Fuckers.
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It sounds like something he would do.
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You know, Dolly Parton just did that metal record right
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before she unfortunately passed away, and she did so many
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great songs on that.
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I was blown away. It's like 50 freaking cover songs
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she did.
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So for William Shatter, Bill, if you know him personally,
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I can't wait to hear this.
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Are you allowed to call him Bill?
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Personally, in my dreams. In my dreams, it's Bill and me.
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So, wait until you hear what happened, too. But first,
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he brought up Dolly Parton. I saw a thing with
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Dolly Parton recently that she was very....
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Awesomeness is happening.
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Captain Kirk to Dolly Parton in an aftershock. I love
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this interview already. Not one fucking question yet. It's all
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about Captain Kirk and Dolly Parton.
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This is my favorite interview ever.
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Wait. Robert Plant is about to enter the interview, okay? Oh, good.
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Robert Plant is one of my favorites.
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All right. So Dolly Parton was in a video before
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she died.
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Yeah.
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And she wanted to get permission to do a cover
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of Stairway to Heaven. And she was totally scared to
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reach out to Robert Plant because he's Robert Plant.
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Right.
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She's the only part. Exactly.
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Robert Plant, dude. That cover is so great.
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And Robert Plant. I mean, to us in the metal world,
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Robert Plant is Robert Plant. But she is also Dolly
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fucking Park.
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Yeah. And so you know what happens, Robert Plant? He
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just like said, sure. He's like, you're Dolly Parton.
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He's like, you're Dolly Parton. Exactly what I just said.
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Yeah. So he said that. All right.
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But to me, Ryan McCombs is a modern day Robert
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Plant in my book.
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All right.
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That is the most fucked up thing I think I've
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ever heard.
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That's, you know, when I look on stage sometimes, I'm like,
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I love Led Zeppelin. And I look over and I'm like,
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that's my Robert Plant. That's Ryan McCombs.
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And I really mean that. The songs that I write,
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you haven't heard the new stuff I want to throw
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at you.
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It's very Led Zeppelin-y. Led Zeppelin-ish. Which Led Zeppelin-ish, though?
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There's a lot of Led Zeppelin-ishes. Like each album was
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like a different genre pretty much.
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Houses of the Holy.
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Okay, there you go.
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I'm in that zone in my brain when I think
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about Ryan McComb as being my, you know, rabbit plant.
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So Kirk did have demands. There was a rider. He
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was on Good Morning America. It was getting promoted. And
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so he had this rider.
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James T. Kirk.
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In order, in his contract, in his contract to perform.
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This is the greatest interview I swear to fucking God.
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Right?
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It is.
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You bring it every now and then.
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Pipe man.
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Pipe man rules.
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I love you.
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I love you too, man. Oh my God. So one
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of the things was he had a ship renamed after
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him so he could once again captain a ship.
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God damn right.
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They fulfilled all his demands. Another demand was he didn't
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want a golf cart to take him to the stage.
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He wanted a DeLorean.
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Did he get a DeLorean? Did William get a DeLorean?
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And then.
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That's fucking awesome.
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You're 95. It's like, hey, I'm the captain, son. Give
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me what I want.
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Exactly. That's awesome. And then he wanted, like, the.
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The car didn't get that shit.
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He wanted a bunch.
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The car didn't get it.
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It's a wheelchair. Kurt got it.
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That's what.
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The car got a wheelchair.
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You gotta ask. You don't ask, you don't get. He also.
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He got a wheelchair. He get it?
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Yeah, I did.
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I did it. I did it.
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See what he did there?
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We'll pull you.
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Sorry. Go ahead. We'll roll your ass up on there, Picard.
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You roll up on a wheelchair and William Bill will
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come up in his DeLorean.
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How freaking cool, bro. I can't wait to hear this record.
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I'm going to describe it to you. I'm going to
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describe it to you. There were some other important things
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like a bunch of puppies for dog rescues at the
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event in its dressing room. Man, that's good.
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Wow.
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Certain kind of sausage for catering.
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I probably made it the dogs.
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A variety of sausages made from.
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Let's not go there. Why do you have to go there?
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Why do I do it dark? I'll be sausage.
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And then, good morning, America. Like, they listed off everything.
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And he goes, and they forgot one. He goes, and
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don't forget my bowl of sauerkraut. Because apparently, sauerkraut's supposed
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to be the key to longevity in life.
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I eat sauerkraut all the time.
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Well, then you're going to be 95 starting a metal band.
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Ah, shit. Yeah, I thought I was going to do
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a polka. Polka, polka. A polka band at 95.
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You're going to be like 75. In a band with
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Mike and Steve.
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My great-grandmother was 102 when she passed away. My grandfather
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was 99. So I think I'm cursed with longevity.
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Oh, well, there you go.
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You think this is fun?
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How many wives am I going to have by then?
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I'm on my third wife and four kids. Jesus Christ.
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I'm only 53. That's another lifetime of.
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That's three more wives and eight more kids.
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You got to be like Abraham and be... You got
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to be like Abraham and have a kid when you're
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like 95.
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I still got another one that works good.
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Are you sure?
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You hesitated there. You hesitated. All right. So here's what
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it sounds like when Captain Kirk sings Metallica.
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Show me.
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Take us off. To never, never land.
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Perfect!
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He did that.
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He did it like he does it.
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That's how he does it.
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He has this great pause.
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The delivery, it's accent on Foo-a-fighters. Is it the Foo-a-fighters?
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Ladies and gentlemen, the Foo-a-fighters.
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Folks, we are here today. Today we are here with
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Drowning Pool.
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Ladies and gentlemen, let the bodies hit the floor. One,
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there's nothing wrong with me. Two, there's nothing wrong with you.
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That more sounded like it might have been like Vinny
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Goombatz from New York.
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Yeah, I just got it kind of more. If my
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William Shatner was from New York, he would sound like that.
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Exactly.
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I like to think of my William Shatner as like
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a mafia boss.
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I like to think of my William Shatner being like
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a A very free-minded unicorn flying around outer space with
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like a jet pack and.
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A lot of carrots. Just like a bunch of carrots,
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like a backpack of carrots.
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I want to hang out with William Shatner. I cater
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like a cheese fountain with four kinds of cheeses. And
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I'm eating cheese with William Bill Shatner.
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What kind? What for, man?
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I like smoked gouda, mozzarella. Smoked Gouda because it's fancy, bro.
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Watch out.
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I like the Colby Jack, but I don't know if
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that gets melted the right way. But cheddar for sure.
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You got to go Pepper Jack, too. Get a little
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spice in your life.
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Oh, Pepper Jack with some Tony Sacheri on top.
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Yeah, so Pepper Jack, smoked Gouda, mozzarella. One more. One more.
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Give me one.
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Of the fancy ones.
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Brie.
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Nigel with the brie. Hello, Nigel. Bring the brie.
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So how is Danny Wimmer catering anyway?
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We haven't been there. We just drink.
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Oh, well, you might want to.
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It usually is good. I mean, we've done many of
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these over the years.
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Danny Wimmer puts on the best shows. Thank you, Danny.
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Why does he like Drowning Pool better than any other band?
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Does he?
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Well, look at how many times you're at the Wimmer Festival.
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We're at a lot.
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Of them i mean well today's not gonna be here
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if they don't like.
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Headlines sometimes you're going first we're easy man like you
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just you call me with that we do bar mitzvahs
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poop artists you know how easy it is to book
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your animal you want a pool party at your house
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and i've done this.
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Before hey man will you come play my pool party?
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It's a birthday.
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Nice.
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For real.
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I just like playing music.
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No.
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Brian's going to be there.
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He says no now, but he's going to be at
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your house, at your pool party. At the low price
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of like 500 bucks, bro, I'm easy.
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I'm going to steal your shit.
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Okay, so what if this happened to you, and boys.
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Stop the goddamn hammering for the love of God.
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Boys, I have an idea. You and I, we're going
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to go out and we're going to go on tour.
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Are you talking about Drowning Pool?
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Yeah, Drowning Pool and the William Shatner Heavy Metal Band,
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the fuckers.
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I would open up for them, the fuckers. Dude, we
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would go on tour with William Shatner. If you know somebody, hey,
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people listening, call William, tell him Drowning Pool loves him,
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and we will tour with William Shatner.
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I would stick an ice pick in your fucking ear
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right now.
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No, somebody make a call. I would tour with William.
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Come on, man.
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So, how do you get on top of that?
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I don't know. And time's up. That was great.
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Thank you.
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Thank you very much.
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I don't know what to say after that. This is
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the greatest interview of my life. It really is. You
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top it every time. Dude, thank you. You have no idea.
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This is genuine.
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You want to know what's going on with Drownable? There's
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a magic answer box in your hand. And you ask
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the computer, hey, what's going on with Drownable?
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It can tell you.
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We don't need to tell you about this. We need
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to talk about this record coming out. And Dolly Parton's
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metal record that she had just put out got Restless.
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Soul, her sweet, sweet soul on I think you guys
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should come out with a new album.
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Hey!
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I think you guys... It's not.
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A way to make a living. It's a sucking way
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to make a living.
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That was pretty good. Maybe you should perform that.
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I want to do a Dolly Parton... Bro, you have
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no idea how I'm trying to push that on my
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band right now?
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What are you trying to push on the band?
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Dolly Parton cover! Jolene, Jolene, Jolene!
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This is what I've learned.
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There's a text thread that I'm a part of and
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a text thread that I'm not a part of.
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Well, we're going to do like a sponsorship.
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It's Goline.
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I'm not a part of that. We're going to do
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a sponsorship. Goline, Goline.
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Goline.
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Buy the Goline. Put it in my grave. It's clean
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for you and me.
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I don't even know how to top that myself now.
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This has been great. The rest of your day is
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downhill from.
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Here, bro.
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I mean, you did ruin it. You did ruin it
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for everybody else. Because you're so fucking good.
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We're having fun.
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Oh, look at that.
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Oh, man.
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That's why you're always at these festivals.
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Because we have fun, man. It's a house party. It's
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a barbecue.
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That's what music is.
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That we bring to the table. Even though we go
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on stage as professionals, it's still like you're in my
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living room. When we go on stage, it's like you're
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at my house. If my living room was as big
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as the Danny River space that we have out front,
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I would invite all y'all to my house if the
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record label ever gave us any money and I would
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buy a house that big instead of have a rental
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house and a leased car. But anyway, my dream is
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to be here like you're at my house, and we're
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barbecuing for you on stage as professionals, putting on a
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good show. And that's what Dreadnought Pool brings to you.
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Okay, then I have another idea. You have to go
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on tour with the Foo Fighters because then Dave Grohl
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will be doing the barbecuing.
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He would be.
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You know, I hung out with him and he did
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barbecue because, you know, Ride for Dime and stuff happens.
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Dime bash.
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I got to show you pictures of me and Dave Grohl.
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In the pool. Nice.
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With my wife. And then everybody's like, hey, I'm going
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to get some shots.
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So I went inside. It's like Dime's house. So I
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go in the kitchen like the pool boy. We're the
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pool boys. We're the pool boys. I go inside to
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make a big tray of shots. Everybody's in the pool.
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And I bring them out like traditional, man. And here
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I'm doing shots with Dave Grohl and Rita and all
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these other famous musicians.
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And I'm like, what is my life? It's pretty good.
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I can't complain.
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I can't complain.
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I was at Dime Bash and he was right there
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cooking up all the food. Yeah, man.
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He's a grilling fool, man. He smells like meat and cheese.
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I love Dave Grohl.
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There you go.
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He smells like beef and cheese, like Santa Claus.
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What's your thoughts?
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What are your thoughts, Ryan?
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In general?
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No. Wherever you want to take that. It's your world.
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I'm just living in it.
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I don't like the color purple.
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Okay.
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Not the movie. Just the shade of purple.
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Is it all shades of purple?
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You can't see it.
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It really is. I don't like lavender. I don't like purple.
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I don't like... I don't even like fucking mauve.
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Brian's favorite color is gray.
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It is nice.
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I think it's Brown because the Browns won against the
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Pittsburgh Steelers. And this guy, I never heard him yell
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so loud. I'm on stage with this guy for like 20,
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25 freaking years, you know, off and on.
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And here we are now.
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And I never heard him yell so loud as I've
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heard him yell at a Browns game when they've They
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beat the Pittsburgh Steelers.
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Browns fan, man. That's a miserable existence and everything. So
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you start winning and shit.
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It's weird, man.
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I know that feeling because I was a Giants fan
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all my life, and they sucked most of my childhood. Like,
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we're the team that fumbled a kneel to lose the
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Super Bowl.
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I know, man.
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I was a Saints fan since they won.
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Oh, a kneel?
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Yeah.
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Joe Pasarczyk. Joe Pasarczyk. The ball hit his knee. He
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had a big knee.
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He had a big knee.
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You know, he got one big knee. He hit the
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wrong knee.
386
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He had a big knee.
387
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Yeah.
388
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Blame it on his one big knee.
389
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I would say it was his knee. If you had to.
390
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Say what part of the snake it was, what would
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you say? I'd say it was his knee.
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What part of that is Nicky eating? Dude, I grew
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up with the Aints.
394
00:15:41.690 --> 00:15:44.269
My dad took me to football in the Superdome in
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like 77, 78 when they first started. And my dad's like, hey,
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put this bag on your head.
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This is football.
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The Aints.
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And he wrote the Aints on it. So I'm wearing
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a bag on my head. I'm like eight years old.
401
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I'm like, what is this?
402
00:15:54.289 --> 00:15:55.600
Usually his dad would try to get him to put
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like a plastic bag on his head.
404
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Plastic bag. Just suck on this for a little bit, son.
405
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Was Archie close? Was Archie quarterback, man?
406
00:16:06.370 --> 00:16:09.539
Archie Manning, bro. I got a signed football from Archie Manning, bro.
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Nice.
408
00:16:09.879 --> 00:16:11.100
He threw a football at me and hit me in
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the face. I was like the retard kid and I
410
00:16:13.250 --> 00:16:15.370
didn't catch it. My dad got Archie Manning to throw
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me a football. I can't make this up, man.
412
00:16:18.169 --> 00:16:20.610
I'm a special kid. What do you say nowadays, dude?
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I don't know. Autistic.
414
00:16:22.529 --> 00:16:24.029
I guess I'm the autistic kid that got hit in
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the face by a football.
416
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Neurodivergent.
417
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Neurodivergent. Neurodivergent is what my wife says now. Yes. Neurodivergent
418
00:16:33.159 --> 00:16:34.980
sounds professional, like I'm a scientist or some shit.
419
00:16:35.000 --> 00:16:35.899
Yeah, exactly.
420
00:16:35.960 --> 00:16:38.440
I'm a neurodivergent space explorer.
421
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Well, think of it. Sheldon is a scientist, so it
422
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makes sense.
423
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It makes sense.
424
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Sheldon Cooper, yes. He's a scientist.
425
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Did you know that?
426
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He's a neurodivergent scientist.
427
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No.
428
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This is the greatest interview of my life. Thank you.
429
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I'm going to write this down.
430
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When people say the best interview, I have to question
431
00:17:01.149 --> 00:17:02.450
the pipe man right here.
432
00:17:03.250 --> 00:17:03.929
And Aftershock.
433
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And Drowning Pool.
434
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2026.
435
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Oh.
436
00:17:09.009 --> 00:17:09.940
I live across the universe.
437
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Multiverses.
438
00:17:11.369 --> 00:17:13.549
I love the fact that he's looking for what year
439
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it was.
440
00:17:16.069 --> 00:17:16.829
20... 20... 26!
441
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Right.
442
00:17:17.569 --> 00:17:19.009
I live in the future. I live in the past. Whatever.
443
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I don't live in the past.
444
00:17:20.130 --> 00:17:22.700
I live in the future. What year is good?
445
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I'm a space man.
446
00:17:23.440 --> 00:17:26.299
What year is good in the future? 2028 is pretty good, too.
447
00:17:26.480 --> 00:17:27.319
And also 2031... Wait, but.
448
00:17:27.359 --> 00:17:27.460
Wait.
449
00:17:31.049 --> 00:17:33.150
The end of humanity is supposed to be the end
450
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of this decade. So how are we going to be
451
00:17:34.930 --> 00:17:35.039
in 2030?
452
00:17:35.019 --> 00:17:37.039
Well, if they stop messing with computers, bro, and go
453
00:17:37.079 --> 00:17:41.480
back to sticks and fire and rocks, like basic stuff,
454
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stop messing with the computers.
455
00:17:43.559 --> 00:17:45.319
Did you see Terminator 2? Did you see Terminator?
456
00:17:45.559 --> 00:17:45.759
Exactly.
457
00:17:46.700 --> 00:17:49.529
There's a kid's show called The Mitchells. Did you ever
458
00:17:49.569 --> 00:17:53.049
watch The Mitchells? Stop effing with.
459
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Don't build more factories and computers.
460
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Destroy.
461
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You know what? Destroy the plastic. Destroy the plastic computers.
462
00:17:58.789 --> 00:18:02.809
Destroy your hard drives. Go back to four-track recorders, eight-track recorders.
463
00:18:03.130 --> 00:18:04.900
I want tape. I want shit on tape. I don't
464
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want anything on digital. Destroy digital.
465
00:18:07.380 --> 00:18:08.160
Now. Hey.
466
00:18:08.940 --> 00:18:10.220
And then the computer's going to come get me.
467
00:18:10.259 --> 00:18:13.000
But then what would all the young bands do if
468
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they can push a button?
469
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Suck.
470
00:18:15.819 --> 00:18:18.849
Well, that's true. I'm not going to argue with you there.
471
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The computer ruined everything.
472
00:18:21.470 --> 00:18:24.490
People, society.
473
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The biggest thing is that the powers that be created
474
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a society that sucks.
475
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And here we are.
476
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We have to follow the Roman Empire.
477
00:18:34.059 --> 00:18:37.559
So the water supply was coming down and they took
478
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the bricks and stuff.
479
00:18:41.259 --> 00:18:43.759
He's from Men in Black to come get.
480
00:18:44.019 --> 00:18:45.569
He's about to grab me because I said something. He's
481
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coming for me right now.
482
00:18:46.420 --> 00:18:48.009
He's coming for me right now.
483
00:18:48.250 --> 00:18:50.190
Hey, computers, I was just kidding, guys. Don't kill me yet.
484
00:18:50.250 --> 00:18:53.690
You were talking about the multiverse. Nobody's supposed to know
485
00:18:53.730 --> 00:18:54.630
about the multiverse.
486
00:18:54.650 --> 00:18:57.789
It was the monkeyverse I was talking about. Did I
487
00:18:57.789 --> 00:19:00.190
say multi? Multi monkey? It sounds the same.
488
00:19:00.210 --> 00:19:02.660
How about Monty?
489
00:19:03.000 --> 00:19:09.230
Multiverse. I'll stick with that. I love you, man. Thanks
490
00:19:09.250 --> 00:19:10.509
for dealing with me. You're my best friend.
491
00:19:10.589 --> 00:19:12.890
This is why people should come to your live show
492
00:19:12.910 --> 00:19:14.210
because you just have a good time.
493
00:19:14.230 --> 00:19:15.710
You just have a good time, man. You had a
494
00:19:15.750 --> 00:19:18.329
rock show. You know what? Check out your house.
495
00:19:18.349 --> 00:19:20.730
When we walked in here, I saw you. It made
496
00:19:20.750 --> 00:19:21.309
me feel good.
497
00:19:21.730 --> 00:19:22.430
Well, thank you.
498
00:19:22.789 --> 00:19:24.150
I was looking forward to talking to you because we
499
00:19:24.170 --> 00:19:24.869
always have the best time.
500
00:19:25.069 --> 00:19:26.730
We just took it to the next level, bro.
501
00:19:26.970 --> 00:19:30.309
You guys came in. I saw you. And then you
502
00:19:30.349 --> 00:19:32.259
went to somebody else. I'm like, what the fuck?
503
00:19:32.619 --> 00:19:35.920
Why did you come to me first, bro? Because there's
504
00:19:35.980 --> 00:19:37.579
a schedule or something, man.
505
00:19:37.700 --> 00:19:41.380
Oh, I know. You were late. You were late, by
506
00:19:41.400 --> 00:19:45.210
the way. But that's you're on time. You're on time.
507
00:19:45.230 --> 00:19:48.849
Stop being a backyard party band on stage and be professional.
508
00:19:49.109 --> 00:19:51.200
Makes no sense to me. I'm on stage having fun.
509
00:19:51.920 --> 00:19:52.819
You should have fun.
510
00:19:52.900 --> 00:19:53.059
Right.
511
00:19:53.099 --> 00:19:54.440
Come to my house. You have a good time.
512
00:19:56.200 --> 00:19:58.019
You had a rock show. You checked out of work.
513
00:19:58.279 --> 00:20:01.180
You're here in a field of grass. And it could be,
514
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you know, cows used to come here and piss and
515
00:20:02.980 --> 00:20:03.549
shit on the ground.
516
00:20:03.569 --> 00:20:04.269
You had to have fun.
517
00:20:04.640 --> 00:20:06.430
What the fuck is she wearing? That's not a fucking skirt.
518
00:20:06.490 --> 00:20:07.210
She's not wearing anything.
519
00:20:07.779 --> 00:20:08.859
Okay, now, now.
520
00:20:09.160 --> 00:20:10.839
I'm distracted now.
521
00:20:10.900 --> 00:20:15.809
Now, now. It's 2026. You got to be careful.
522
00:20:15.829 --> 00:20:16.549
PC time now.
523
00:20:16.569 --> 00:20:17.329
Watch out.
524
00:20:17.380 --> 00:20:20.130
You got to be careful. Okay, that brings me to
525
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a question. That'll be our final question.
526
00:20:23.170 --> 00:20:25.910
Okay. When you said let the bodies split the floor,
527
00:20:25.950 --> 00:20:26.430
did you mean it?
528
00:20:26.430 --> 00:20:26.930
Yes.
529
00:20:26.970 --> 00:20:28.809
We're going to carry this motherfucker on.
530
00:20:28.890 --> 00:20:30.309
When I said let the bodies split the floor, did
531
00:20:30.329 --> 00:20:32.109
you mean it? I did, but they always catch them.
532
00:20:32.529 --> 00:20:34.849
They don't listen to the song. Let the bodies split
533
00:20:34.869 --> 00:20:36.789
the floor means jump off the stage. You just make
534
00:20:36.829 --> 00:20:37.190
a big hole.
535
00:20:38.450 --> 00:20:40.980
No, please catch him. I haven't done enough song lawsuits.
536
00:20:41.180 --> 00:20:42.220
What's the question?
537
00:20:42.519 --> 00:20:47.000
What band in your lifetime, if they were around now
538
00:20:47.099 --> 00:20:52.589
in 2026, would get cancelled?
539
00:20:52.619 --> 00:20:54.430
Mozart? Even though he's a genius?
540
00:20:55.309 --> 00:20:56.349
Why would he get cancelled?
541
00:20:56.609 --> 00:20:59.470
Because he's just too good. Nobody wants to hang out
542
00:20:59.490 --> 00:21:01.349
with Mozart because he just smokes you.
543
00:21:02.690 --> 00:21:03.150
You, Ryan?
544
00:21:03.750 --> 00:21:05.460
He's thinkin'. He's thinking.
545
00:21:05.680 --> 00:21:06.940
There he goes thinking again.
546
00:21:07.099 --> 00:21:08.599
I hear that Jeopardy music.
547
00:21:12.819 --> 00:21:16.240
They're on stage tonight at Public Enemy.
548
00:21:17.079 --> 00:21:19.000
Yeah, I want to go see them.
549
00:21:19.019 --> 00:21:19.740
Yeah, same here.
550
00:21:20.099 --> 00:21:20.819
Same stage.
551
00:21:20.900 --> 00:21:23.660
When we got here this morning, they were doing soundcheck.
552
00:21:23.680 --> 00:21:27.539
I was like, they were doing like certain little aspects
553
00:21:27.559 --> 00:21:28.000
that I heard.
554
00:21:28.079 --> 00:21:28.539
I was like, right.
555
00:21:28.599 --> 00:21:29.150
I heard it too.
556
00:21:29.180 --> 00:21:29.940
They were on the bill.
557
00:21:30.529 --> 00:21:33.289
So, like, just before we went on, I saw they
558
00:21:33.309 --> 00:21:35.789
were playing on the same stage, main stage tonight. And
559
00:21:35.829 --> 00:21:39.880
I was like, holy shit, fucking Public Enemy, man. But, yeah,
560
00:21:39.930 --> 00:21:43.759
I mean, when you think about how political their songs
561
00:21:43.839 --> 00:21:45.940
were back in the day, they would never let that
562
00:21:45.980 --> 00:21:47.799
shit fly today because they could keep you in the
563
00:21:47.839 --> 00:21:48.380
fucking dark.
564
00:21:48.420 --> 00:21:51.529
They'd never let it fly. No, fuck that. So, yeah,
565
00:21:51.569 --> 00:21:51.990
Public Enemy.
566
00:21:52.009 --> 00:21:55.269
That's a good one that you picked there. In fact...
567
00:21:56.170 --> 00:21:57.109
Was this this morning?
568
00:21:57.470 --> 00:22:00.130
Dude, thank you for the William Shatner.
569
00:22:00.369 --> 00:22:02.609
This was this morning when they were what you were
570
00:22:02.650 --> 00:22:04.589
just talking about when they were soundchecking.
571
00:22:04.609 --> 00:22:06.099
They were soundchecking and we were on stage trying to
572
00:22:06.119 --> 00:22:08.099
get our stuff together. And you got it on film.
573
00:22:08.960 --> 00:22:09.940
With a couple hot girls.
574
00:22:10.339 --> 00:22:11.680
And these girls with the boobs.
575
00:22:11.940 --> 00:22:14.000
They're right up there. They're the bartenders.
576
00:22:14.039 --> 00:22:14.819
They all have boobs.
577
00:22:15.220 --> 00:22:18.279
They're the bartenders. Right up there. Right up there.
578
00:22:18.299 --> 00:22:20.089
Oh my god, that's who you're hanging out with. What's up, friends?
579
00:22:20.369 --> 00:22:20.900
It really is.
580
00:22:21.400 --> 00:22:23.809
It really is. Look at that.
581
00:22:24.319 --> 00:22:26.440
So, we're drawing a pool. We play at the Bison floor.
582
00:22:26.460 --> 00:22:28.720
Come see us play. It's a backyard barbecue, but we're
583
00:22:28.740 --> 00:22:29.380
still professional.
584
00:22:29.579 --> 00:22:32.279
Tune in. Pipe man. It's been awesome, dude.
585
00:22:32.319 --> 00:22:36.039
It's been totally awesome. And now you can go up
586
00:22:36.079 --> 00:22:38.960
to those girls and get some alcohol. I bet I don't.
587
00:22:38.980 --> 00:22:40.460
I bet I don't.
588
00:22:41.400 --> 00:22:43.119
I want to stay at this table all day long.
589
00:22:43.440 --> 00:22:45.000
I just want to talk to you through the other interview.
590
00:22:45.019 --> 00:22:46.240
I want to see what happens next.
591
00:22:46.539 --> 00:22:46.980
I know, right?
592
00:22:47.000 --> 00:22:48.319
Tell me how fun your next interview is.
593
00:22:48.339 --> 00:22:50.519
Have you seen... Look at those pants over there. I
594
00:22:50.539 --> 00:22:52.700
want those pants. You see those pants with the frilly things?
595
00:22:52.740 --> 00:22:55.529
Yeah. With the frilly things? With the frilly things.
596
00:22:55.609 --> 00:22:57.809
I think we should put on short whitey tighties and
597
00:22:57.849 --> 00:22:58.990
frilly things for the next show.
598
00:22:59.549 --> 00:22:59.900
Do it.
599
00:22:59.910 --> 00:23:00.750
I like frilly things.
600
00:23:01.369 --> 00:23:01.869
I dare you.
601
00:23:01.890 --> 00:23:03.329
Hey, man. I'm free balling.
602
00:23:03.430 --> 00:23:04.240
I don't think you'll do it.
603
00:23:04.250 --> 00:23:09.539
Free balling. Because I'm free. Free balling.
604
00:23:10.259 --> 00:23:13.920
Yeah I got my guitar in front you can't see
605
00:23:13.960 --> 00:23:16.819
the balls anyway but my guitar smacks against him and
606
00:23:16.839 --> 00:23:17.119
I'm like.
607
00:23:17.220 --> 00:23:19.599
Ow that guy hurts I was gonna say that would
608
00:23:19.640 --> 00:23:20.339
hurt well I gotta.
609
00:23:20.220 --> 00:23:23.869
Take one off anyway alright brother thank you man this
610
00:23:23.880 --> 00:23:27.049
has been a great session thank you it's fun for.
611
00:23:26.970 --> 00:23:30.390
Me it has been it always is you guys are
612
00:23:30.410 --> 00:23:31.589
a blast that.
613
00:23:31.410 --> 00:23:33.349
Guy looks like he'd twist somebody's fucking head.
614
00:23:33.230 --> 00:23:36.569
Off oh yeah he'd fucking he would just crush your
615
00:23:36.630 --> 00:23:39.490
head in two seconds man He would.
616
00:23:39.410 --> 00:23:41.329
Crush my head inside of his armpit, and the last
617
00:23:41.349 --> 00:23:42.799
thing I'd smell is his armpit, and then my head
618
00:23:42.819 --> 00:23:44.200
would be crushed, and it would be like, oh, my God,
619
00:23:44.440 --> 00:23:44.940
this is terrible.
620
00:23:44.960 --> 00:23:46.099
That would be a horrible way to go.
621
00:23:46.660 --> 00:23:47.160
That's not.
622
00:23:47.319 --> 00:23:49.619
Drowning in a pool would be the horrible way to go,
623
00:23:49.660 --> 00:23:51.359
because it's like, oh, my God, CJ from Drowning in
624
00:23:51.380 --> 00:23:52.529
a Pool, drowning in a pool, that would be the
625
00:23:52.589 --> 00:23:53.329
worst headline ever.
626
00:23:53.349 --> 00:23:54.930
That's the way it's going to go. All right.
627
00:23:54.950 --> 00:23:55.789
I think that's going to happen.
628
00:23:55.809 --> 00:23:57.250
Stay tuned. Drowning in a pool.
629
00:23:58.549 --> 00:24:00.589
Check all their socials For when.
630
00:24:00.410 --> 00:24:03.200
He Yo You stay with me You keep asking other
631
00:24:03.240 --> 00:24:06.000
questions I'm not done here I got answers for days Do.
632
00:24:05.960 --> 00:24:07.039
You have other interviews?
633
00:24:07.079 --> 00:24:09.420
You're going to be pissed today Fuck this man You're great.
634
00:24:09.819 --> 00:24:12.019
Well I thank you for that It's been a pleasure
635
00:24:12.099 --> 00:24:15.099
I love that And I love you guys And anybody
636
00:24:15.140 --> 00:24:17.789
that doesn't go To a drowning pool show Or support
637
00:24:17.829 --> 00:24:20.630
you guys Can fuck off And cancel me You should
638
00:24:20.670 --> 00:24:26.920
die We have fun There it is Thank you for
639
00:24:27.059 --> 00:24:32.000
listening to The Adventures of Pikeman on W4CY Radio.
