When Everything Feels Rigged What Then, Have A Beer With Us

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Red means go.
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Red means go.
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We are alive.
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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to hanging out with us on Talkin' Shit.
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This is your house, Don't Know Shit Doug.
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Always hanging out with Ryan and Angelo.
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We got rid of the couches.
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Now we got chairs.
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What's up, boys?
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How are we?
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What's happening?
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We can't afford couches anymore.
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Yeah, yeah.
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We gotta get them back.
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Times are getting rough.
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Oh, isn't it though?
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Yeah.
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Life is not easy on these streets.
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I think we got one less subscriber.
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Damn it.
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So, how how have you guys been?
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How how has life been over the last couple?
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Not bad, you know.
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A little warmer now, but uh, you know, definitely been snowy.
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Not really feeling that too much anymore.
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Glad the shit melted.
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Yeah, yeah, I do appreciate those clear uh concrete streets.
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Thanks, Midambi.
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Yeah, those clear concrete streets loaded with potholes like we're in Iran.
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Yeah.
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Oh, dude.
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Did you see the one on the bridge?
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Yeah.
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Ah.
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Well, where you can see through it.
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Yeah, it's all over the internet.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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You can see right down to the ocean below it.
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And it's like the rebar is holding it together.
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So when the cars drive over it, that's what their tires are touching, is the rebar.
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Right.
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But there's like no concrete left.
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It's just a giant hole.
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You've got a giant gaper.
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Yeah.
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And all the rebar is all fucking bent out of shape.
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Well, it's I mean, yeah.
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I showed something on Instagram, uh, you know, local little park way over here, and it was like fucking 10 cars in a row, all hit the same fucking pothole.
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Oh, yeah.
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Pulled over on the side.
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Yeah.
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I heard about that.
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I'm like, that's crazy.
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How do you get 10 cars?
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But I mean, you know, if it's just the holes in the right spot.
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Yeah in the deep.
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Yeah.
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And it's got the edge around the perfect corner for your tire.
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It just pops.
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Well, all these cars, too, they got the low profile tire now.
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Oh yeah.
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You know?
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So it's got that potholes.
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There's like no sidewall.
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Which I don't know if you know about mechanics, but like the tire used to be part of the suspension.
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Oh, it still is, but they just yeah, now they're just like, oh man.
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Yeah.
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And you know, we're not gonna give you a spare tire either.
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We're just gonna give you a run flat tire, which means that you're just fucked.
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We'll give you a run flat with an air pump.
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Yeah.
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I think uh Mercedes does that, right?
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Mercedes, fucking uh Esther Martin, all those stupid fucking.
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Well, they had I think they had the I think one of them had like the the donut, but it was deflated.
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Yeah, yeah.
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And you had it inflated, yeah.
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Yeah.
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I like the expensive cars that come with a little bicycle because they're like, we know you're gonna get fucked.
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Here's a little bike to ride you off to a little town afterwards.
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Uh huh.
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Go on your merry way.
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Yeah, like a little like a bike, like a like an e-bike fucking like emergency getaway vehicle.
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Exactly.
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Bail on your vehicle, call whoever you're gonna call, just leave it behind.
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So I I recently found out that like talking about little electric bicycles, that like supposedly in Nassau County there's a like an ordinance that like you can't ride anything uh like class two and like above e-scooter and fucking uh e-bike.
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Okay, so I don't know anything about the classes.
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Neither do I.
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Doug doesn't know shit.
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So and in the picture it's just a bicycle and a fucking uh a scooter, but like I see the motherfucking kids everywhere.
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Yeah, right.
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Nobody's stopping them.
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But what I mean, what's what what is like class E and class A or B?
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It's probably speed.
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Right.
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There's probably a governor on there that stops it.
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Anything greater than 30, you're probably looking for trouble.
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Like you're not supposed to ride anything motorized that doesn't have turn signals and headlights and shit on the street.
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It's an off-road vehicle, you know?
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Yeah, which none of these bikes bikes have, so even in the even in the like the terminology in the uh DMV like book, they call like regular road, like you know, regular road, two-lane road is a highway.
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Yeah, like everything's a highway in the fucking DMV map.
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Oh yeah, yeah.
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Oh everything's a highway.
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No parkways, no no driveways.
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Nah.
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It's a little highway.
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Yeah, yeah.
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It's all a highway.
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On a two-lane highway, I'm like, that looks like a street, bro.
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That's not an avenue, you're right?
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Well, look at Beth Page Parkway.
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It's a fucking one lane each way.
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Yeah, yeah.
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So Doug, do you know the difference between like an avenue and like a turnpike?
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No, the actual definition behind a lane different?
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Yeah, I don't know.
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Oh shit, really?
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I know that like a court means that it's like a dead end.
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Right, right.
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Well, so like the no, like so an avenue is based on the size of the street, right?
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Okay.
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So like an avenue could have like, I guess, four lanes of traffic in in either direction.
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So it's two, two and two.
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So let's take New York City for example.
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So one way they're avenues, the other way are streets.
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Yeah.
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So the ones that are going east to west are streets, and the ones going north to south are avenues because they're four versus two, right?
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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All right.
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All right, I take that.
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Yeah, we figured it out.
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There we go.
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We need the drum.
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Yeah, Doug knew something.
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Ain't that dumb?
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Doug knew something, man.
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Holy shit.
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Yeah.
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Now stepping up to a boulevard.
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Oh no.
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No, I don't even know.
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Okay.
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My education stops at Avenue.
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Boulevards are for rich people.
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We don't get out of the neighborhoods.
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Those are nice places, not New York.
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We don't get out of the neighborhoods.
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Yeah.
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Just Jenny from the block.
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Yeah.
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Yo, you know what was meah funny.
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You ever seen that video of fucking Jennifer Lopez?
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Jennifer Lopez, right?
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Jennifer Lopez?
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Was it Jenna?
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Jenny who?
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Jenny from the block was Jennifer Lopez.
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Lopez, right?
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Yeah.
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So I thought you seen the one where she goes back to her house and like wherever the fuck it was, the Bronx or something.
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And it was like an old black eye, and he's like, You ain't never lived here.
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This is my house.
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I don't know you.
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Oh, that shit was hilarious, bro.
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You don't remember me?
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I don't know.
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Who the fuck are you?
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I've been here my whole life.
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That reminds me of the Adam Stanler movie.
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Or was it Mr.
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Deeds?
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Where she's like, Oh, I lived on blah blah blah blah street.
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Yeah.
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She takes Adam Stanler to her house.
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Yeah.
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And the kid's like, my dad made this house, my own.
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Yes, yes.
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Yeah, yeah.
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No, I remember that.
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Right.
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Yeah.
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He made this house with his bare hands.
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Yeah.
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No, he didn't, kid, shut up.
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Yeah.
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That was, yeah, Mr.
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Deeds, right?
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When he became rich and shit.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Jenny's trying to like get in on someone else's house.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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And their memories.
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She was like a she wanted a news reporter or something.
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And then it was funny, like, uh, like, who's the other dude?
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The the the anchor that she worked with.
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And it's like, uh, what would you say?
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You're hot or something like that.
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He's like laughing, like, yeah, right, you'd be hot.
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I don't know.
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I killed it.
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Yeah, I lost it on that one.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Trying to make me remember MTV.
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Yeah.
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Mm-mm.
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He goes, You a virgin.
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He thinks I'm little virgin something or whatever.
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Oh, yeah.
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You a virgin.
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That's what it was.
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Yeah, it took so you had to take a minute to come back in.
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Ah.
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Yeah.
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I thought we were talking about Jenny from the block.
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I didn't know you were still going on about Deezy.
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No, man.
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I was talking about Deedsy.
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Oh, fair enough.
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Yeah.
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So how are you doing, Angie?
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Yeah, same old shit.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Chilling.
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Staying awake.
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Trying to.
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Trying to.
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Yeah.
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I know.
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We got Angelo over here.
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He's he's being the entertainer of the evening.
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Yeah, I forgot.
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I kind of forgot we were doing this today.
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I was like, it's funny.
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I remembered it earlier, and then I'm at home like making something to eat, and I see his text, and I'm like, ah, fuck.
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It's like, oh yeah.
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Didn't know we did that anymore.
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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Take a two-week hiatus.
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I feel deflated right now.
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All right.
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It's not for you, Angela.
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It's for them.
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Okay.
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Yeah.
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For our listeners.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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The listeners.
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So what's new with uh Iran?
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Well, I I heard they have um they have oil.
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Well, they restructured a little bit.
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Yeah.
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They found oil.
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They decided they needed a new leader.
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Yeah, he's dead, right?
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Yeah, the old one, yeah, I guess it's no longer with them.
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Yeah.
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So they they're looking for a new leader.
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And um they decided to reach out and uh knock on all of their neighbors' doorsteps.
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They they used bombs to do it.
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I guess 14 countries they decided to bomb.
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Yo, you know what's funny about that?
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What?
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The president of the of Iran the other day came out and was like, uh, you know, we're sorry for attacking you.
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We we we're not here to like attack our neighbors.
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I'm sorry.
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Bro, you did you already did it?
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Oh, yeah, but uh, but the country, like all the other guys, like looked at him like he was weak because he did that.
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Yeah, and they're like, Oh, you piece of shit, you shouldn't have said you're sorry.
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Yeah, they're all crazy over there, dude.
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Oh.
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Allegedly, they're crazy over there.
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I would just fucking Yeah, because they're all the neighbors.
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You got the UAE.
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You know?
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Let them go.
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Yeah.
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What are we stopping that for?
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Well, exactly.
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The dogs are fighting in the backyard, let them go.
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Well, I mean, like so like Dubai, you know, Saudi Arabia, you know, they have a lot of um, what do they call them, ex brats or whatever, right?
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So the the super wealthy, like, you know, American people that live in those buildings, you know.
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Yeah, speaking of that, I heard in Dubai that the the uh influencers and only fans models are having a hard time leaving the country.
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Like, fuck them, let them die, the fucking whores.
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Oh man.
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Okay, because Doug doesn't know shit.
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Is that a good place to go to be an OnlyFans person?
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Never heard of Dubai.
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Well, no, I've heard of Dubai, but I also heard it was super expensive.
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I didn't know like you should go there to become an OnlyFans.
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Oh, fair enough.
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Yeah, I guess, yeah.
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But yeah, like you want to be a whore on the internet in Dubai in like a really nice hotel room to be a fancy whore.
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They go there for it.
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They're like, oh, look at me.
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Thanks for your money.
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Look at the infinity pool at the top of the Whiz Khalifa fucking building or whatever.
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Right, right, right.
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Yeah, it's supposed to be like super luxury, everything's like retarded, expensive for no reason.
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I like the funny thing about it is over there is like like the whole sex thing, like being a whore in the street and stuff like that, is like, no, it's Muslim country.
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Right, you don't do that.
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There's no alcohol, yeah, no drugs, there's no yeah.
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So like you're literally going there for the purpose of like good scenery to quietly be a whore on video, and then hope nobody from the government sees you there, because if they do, you're not leaving.
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Yeah, I heard there was an OnlyFans girl that got arrested in Thailand recently and she got kicked out of there.
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Oh, it was the British one.
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So you know that Brit uh I don't know the one that did a thousand dudes in a day?
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Yes.
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Okay, so there was a blue belly or whatever?
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Yeah, the blonde haired chick.
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So there was two of there was two of them.
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There was one that did a thousand, and then there was one that did the same thing like the next day, it did a thousand and fifteen.
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Wow.
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So but just being the like the last guy, right?
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Right.
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It must be so like warm and weird.
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Just it's like basically uh washcloth that's you know, really oh man, the soreness.
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Can you imagine how dry that shit must be?
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The smell?
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You just gotta be like jerking it and be like, all right, I'm gonna come, I'm gonna come.
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All right, guys, it's in there, you know.
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Fucking yeah.
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Fucking terrible.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Fucking terrible.
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But uh that girl, apparently she went to Thailand, and it's illegal to do all that stuff in Thailand as well.
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Unless you're a child.
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Or a boy, or a man that's bigger woman.
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So she went over there and apparently she just like decided to jump into a studio or go to a studio or open a studio, and then that she got arrested and kicked out of Thailand and she's no longer allowed back.
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Oh, yeah.
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Uh so there's that.
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Yeah.
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I didn't think Thailand was a classier place than America.
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I guess I was wrong.
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Yeah.
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Like our limit's 37.
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Yeah.
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Don't pass our threshold.
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Yeah.
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So I have a conspiracy, and I don't know if it holds water, but probably not.
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I have this weird feeling.
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Yeah, probably not.
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I'm just saying.
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Yeah, true.
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So with this whole Iran thing going on, I was looking taking a step back and I was looking at the situation, and I'm like, why is Donald Trump talk uh fighting Iran now?
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I mean, we already bombed them four months ago with the nuclear project, and now we're going back to attack them, and we killed their leader in less than a day.
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And then three weeks ago, we went after Venezuela.
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Right.
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And then so I was trying to connect the dots.
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Was it?
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Yeah, that was a while ago.
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Okay.
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Probably like two or three months ago, even if they did that.
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Okay, two or three months ago.
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Um Yeah, it was January.
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Yeah, right.
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So we so we went after the leader of uh these two places, and I'm like, what do they have in common?
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Well they what they have in common is they're a big donor and person up for Russia.
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Like they work with Russia all the time.
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They they uh export oil to them, and Trump's going after these leaders, and I think he's trying to let like shake Putin.
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I don't think so.
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No?
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Because I heard that there's like a deal on the table for us to build like a bridge to Russia through Alaska.
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Oh because like Russia and Alaska are only like eight miles apart, you know?
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Okay, yes.
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Russia wants Alaska back.
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So I know that.
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Here's the thing though, that nobody's thinking about.
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Yes, you can build a bridge from Russia to um Alaska, but who the fuck is gonna drive on it?
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Most of the people in Alaska own planes.
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Well, that there's nobody that's gonna drive up there.
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Well, they don't they only own planes because they have to get to remote areas.
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Well, that's there's no roads.
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There's no roads anywhere in Alaska.
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Like you've got this bridge that just kind of leads off to kind of nowhere, and they're gonna be like, oh.
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There's some pretty big cities in Alaska, bro.
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Um It really is.
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Anchorage is a big city.
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It's it's a city.
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I wouldn't say it's a big city.
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It's like a southern southern portion of uh even like But they want to build the bridge so that they could ship goods directly from Russia to America and not have to go through any of these like fucking straights, like you know, we have that strait now with Iran that's like being blocked off and oil can't get through and all this bullshit.
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So the deal was supposed to be like he's basically going against the whole BRICS fucking uh whatever fuck treaty or whatever the fuck they were trying to do.
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Right.
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And he wants to have a direct line to America to sell shit to us and cut out China and all the Venezuela and Iran also supply a lot of shit to China.
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Oil and fucking you know, Mexicans or whatever the hell they're trading.
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So you think this is anti-China?
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My dad felt that way too.
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It's this thing anti-China.
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Yeah, he thinks I think it's more anti-China than it is anti-Russia.
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Well, it definitely hurts China.
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I mean, because China's been taking their you know, the oil from Venezuela, yeah as well as you guys want to hear a word that we haven't heard on TV.
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Yeah, Chemtrail.
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Ukraine.
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Ukraine, yeah.
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Ukraine's gone, man.
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Well, they talked about it today, actually.
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What did they say?
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Yeah, Ukraine.
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Uh Trump was uh talking about like the uh giving a status update on Iran and you know how that's going.
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And then uh reporters were asking him about uh a call that he held, and he said that it went as you know pretty good.
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He's like uh you got two guys that just fucking hate each other and nobody wants to stop fighting.
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That's basically what he said.
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And I'm like, oh well, all right.
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You know, um I I don't know if um well because nobody wants to like cede land and all this other shit.
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And the reality is that fucking Putin, man, he don't fucking want a peace.
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He wanna take fucking Ukraine.
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You know, you know, you know, he's like there's nowhere nowhere in there is there like Ukraine exists after this.
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Well, it's not yeah, it's not even so much he wants to take Ukraine.
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Yeah, it's Russia.
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He wants it to be Soviet Union again.
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Yeah, right.
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Yeah.
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It was Russia like before he was born.
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No, it's Russia like 30 years ago.
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No, yeah, Ukraine's only been like a.
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Oh, the Soviet Union.
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No, but he's talking, he talks, so he did you ever see his interview with fucking Tucker Carlson?
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Well, you uh the USSR was back in the 50s, right?
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Yeah, but so he had an interview collapsed in the 80s.
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Well, right, but I'm saying like when the Cold War ended in the 80s, but he had some kind of interview with Tucker Carlson and he was talking some crazy shit from like the 1800s.
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Yeah, like ancestral like shit like that, you know.
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Yeah, I'm like, what the fuck exactly?
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Like Jesus was walking to Earth, bro.
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What are you talking about?
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Yeah, yeah.
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Like my caveman kicked the shit out of his caveman.
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Those are our caves, not his caves.
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He was like, Yeah, he took it like far back, and I'm like, oh man, I can't even listen to the rest of this shit.
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Dude, they do that, they do that about all territory.
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Look at uh Gaza right now.
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They're like the Jews.
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Look at the Jews, Jews are like, yeah, before the Bible was written, we were promised this land, and everyone's like, What the fuck?
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What?
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And yeah, at the same time, they're like, Oh, I built on this dirt first.
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No, I built on this dirt first.
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No, my grandfather was here before your grandfather.
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Yeah, Seth Green talking about it was the greatest, you know.
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Seth Green's like big Jew.
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And he's like, you know, he's like growing up, man.
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I heard all the stories.
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They would talk about how Jerusalem is theirs and all this stuff.
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And he's like, but they don't tell you people live there before they got there.
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They don't tell you anything about that.
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You just they make it sound like it's just barren land, and they're like, this is ours.
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Yeah.
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And like, you know, they took it, and then somebody else came and fought them, and they're like, No, you're fighting the people who live there, saying that that land was promised to you in a book written whenever, you know.
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Yeah, meanwhile, the ink's still wet.
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They're like, you know, they're like well, you know, Moses.
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Well, it's so crazy, right?
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So they they escaped to Egypt, right?
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There was that whole thing with the Pharaoh and all that, and Moses comes out to the scene, he parts it, and then they just walk into Palestine.
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Yeah, and then there's been some that says, Welcome home, Judas.
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And they're like, Israel.
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Like ours, yeah.
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That's an art that's already a city.
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They're like, Mazal!
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Like you guys wouldn't believe this, man, but like our guy told us this is ours, you know?
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Yeah, like can we can talk to your guy?
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Where's your guy at?
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Oh, he's he's he's a fictional dude in the sky.
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Yeah, yeah.
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I don't know, man.
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It's it's very uh it's very strange.
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Well, because then it then it begs to that, like, you know, the question of like, well, how'd they get there then?
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Right?
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Like, where the hell does people come from?
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Which ones?
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The Jewish people.
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Well, they got there, but they were like legit like they walked their ass across the desert to get there.
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Yeah, but like, all right, so they were slaves in Egypt.
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But they're actually right.
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But the people that were in.
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Jews existed, but they're not they're not they're not really like a a regional like people.
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They were slaves in Egypt.
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So so the Yeah, but they came from fucking they were like from the Byzantine Empire or some shit, you know?
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Like they weren't like they were like conquered by Egypt, and that's why they were slaves, you know?
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Okay, same way every other place, you know, throughout history.
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But they became slaves.
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So they were somewhere else first.
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Yeah, it's not like Egypt was breeding Jews.
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They're like, we got a new form of slave, we call them Jews, you know.
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Like Yo, did you ever see did you ever see Gladiate Gladiator?
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No.
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No, with Russell I yes, I have.
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Okay.
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Yeah, yeah.
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So in the beginning of that, that kind of shows you what happened.
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Like, as you fell off, or you as you died, or as you got close to death, and like you got marked as a slave, then like there was slave captors that would go around and they would collect you, and then they would take you into a town, and then they would sell you to people that wanted to purchase slaves.
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So it was a buy and trade, and it was a huge market back then.
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Still is, yeah.
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Well, I mean, I don't know anything about that right now.
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Right, right.
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My people got out of that like uh uh 200 years ago.
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Yeah, exactly.
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Yeah, we got out of that trade a long time ago.
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Yeah, it was crazy.
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I mean, it's crazy to think about just like how you know things have become what they are and uh where we are now, and then like um the other thing that's kind of crazy now on it and is like, you know, all these like religious prophets and stuff, where's the bodies?
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I know Jesus went to heaven.
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Okay, I'll give him a pass.
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But like the other ones, where the fuck are they?
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Yeah, they went to heaven too?
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Like, where'd they go?
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That's right.
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There's no there's no real ism to it.
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Oh, like Noah's Ark.
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You tell me we didn't find that ship yet?
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Oh, that boat?
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Yeah.
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Oh big ass ship, supposedly.
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You know what I'm saying?
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You didn't find a little piece of wood somewhere?
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Nope.
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Nope.
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Shit.
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I don't know.
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You know, they they can't figure it out.
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It's weird.
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That's the whole thing.
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It's like they really can't figure it out.
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And then uh when you look at like the the ancient Sumerian scrolls that they found, yeah, there's Bible text in that, right?
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But there's more to the story that regular church throughout time, Catholic Catholicism, whatever, we're like, yeah, we don't need these parts, you know?
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Yeah, you know, like the book of Enoch talks about like giants.
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Yeah.
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And there's some other book that talks about how these people were coming down from the sky like aliens, you know.
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No, no, no, no, it's ancient, ancient shit, you know?
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Right, right, right.
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So we so we so basically what happened was some aliens, some shit came here, planted their seed, was like, man, this planet sucks.
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Yeah, we out, and they're like gone.
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And we're we're like the the byproduct.
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If you go down that rabbit hole, yeah.
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If you go down that rabbit hole, they say the uh the Anunnaki came here, which is like this alien race came here, right?
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From their planet.
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How do they learn the name of that?
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No, it's written in the fucking scrolls.
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Oh, okay.
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So they or the maybe that's not what they're called, but that's what we called them or whatever.
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And then so they came here.
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I like it and had some other race of aliens that were slaves.
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Like Avatar.
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Yeah.
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Anunnaki.
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And then they took over and then bred the fucking slaves with us as like our ancient primitive fucking chimp form.
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Oh, okay.
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And then we became they had sex with our monkeys.
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And they were our parents.
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But the Indothules.
00:21:58.799 --> 00:21:59.839
Well, those still were our grandparents.
00:22:00.480 --> 00:22:00.720
Yeah.
00:22:00.880 --> 00:22:01.119
Yeah.
00:22:01.599 --> 00:22:01.839
You know what?
00:22:02.000 --> 00:22:02.880
You know what's crazy too?
00:22:02.960 --> 00:22:08.799
Like through biology, they found out that the Neanderthal women were the only ones that slept with the men of human.
00:22:09.279 --> 00:22:13.519
So like the men didn't the Neanderthal men didn't have sex with humans.
00:22:14.079 --> 00:22:15.519
No, no, they didn't get down with that.
00:22:15.599 --> 00:22:17.039
But the women with the Homo sapiens.
00:22:17.279 --> 00:22:17.519
Right.
00:22:17.599 --> 00:22:18.559
But the women were all about it.
00:22:18.720 --> 00:22:20.559
Yeah, the women were like, yo, they got bigger dicks.
00:22:20.960 --> 00:22:22.559
Neanderthals got nothing.
00:22:23.039 --> 00:22:25.440
The Homo sapien bitches were like, Yeah, look at that little dick.
00:22:25.519 --> 00:22:26.400
Oh, they're Asians.
00:22:26.559 --> 00:22:28.240
Those are the first Asians, bro.
00:22:30.079 --> 00:22:31.119
They were bred out.
00:22:31.279 --> 00:22:32.400
Uh well, I guess.
00:22:33.119 --> 00:22:33.920
They were bred out, yeah.
00:22:34.160 --> 00:22:35.200
They were bred out.
00:22:35.359 --> 00:22:35.680
Yeah.
00:22:35.839 --> 00:22:36.480
Yeah.
00:22:37.920 --> 00:22:38.559
Big dicks.
00:22:38.640 --> 00:22:39.200
Yeah, it's crazy.
00:22:39.519 --> 00:22:40.079
Big dicks only.
00:22:40.160 --> 00:22:40.880
They were into it.
00:22:41.279 --> 00:22:44.559
You know, you ever looked at somebody and you're like, is there any endethol in your blood?
00:22:44.640 --> 00:22:46.240
They got those weird like craniums.
00:22:46.400 --> 00:22:47.200
Like the face and shit.
00:22:47.519 --> 00:22:49.839
Yeah, they're a little bulbousy, a little bigger than normal.
00:22:50.000 --> 00:22:50.240
Yeah.
00:22:52.000 --> 00:22:52.640
Yeah.
00:22:53.920 --> 00:22:54.400
Mm-hmm.
00:22:54.720 --> 00:22:55.279
Just saying.
00:22:55.440 --> 00:22:58.240
I think that here's to your grandmas.
00:22:58.720 --> 00:22:59.519
They were a whores.
00:22:59.839 --> 00:23:00.160
Yeah.
00:23:00.400 --> 00:23:04.319
Yeah, but I was watching some shit and it just popped up, and I'm like, what the fuck?
00:23:04.480 --> 00:23:04.720
Okay.
00:23:04.880 --> 00:23:06.240
But how the fuck do they know that?
00:23:06.480 --> 00:23:06.880
I don't know.
00:23:06.960 --> 00:23:08.559
Oh, um, DNA.
00:23:08.720 --> 00:23:09.279
Oh, yeah.
00:23:09.440 --> 00:23:11.279
They could tell only women fuck dudes.
00:23:11.519 --> 00:23:13.039
Like, how do you tell that from the DNA?
00:23:13.279 --> 00:23:14.720
Like the DNA mixes together.
00:23:15.359 --> 00:23:17.200
Yeah, it does, but like it carried, I don't know.
00:23:17.279 --> 00:23:24.720
So I think that the male DNA must have had some like markers in it that were not found in any any humans today, right?
00:23:24.960 --> 00:23:28.480
But the females are, so it's like that's that big head, bro.
00:23:28.720 --> 00:23:30.079
That was that hole back in the day.
00:23:30.640 --> 00:23:32.880
Some dude was like, yo, I'll fuck that.
00:23:33.920 --> 00:23:36.559
It was either that or Homo sapiens were just rapists.
00:23:37.920 --> 00:23:40.960
Holding down these candles, little bitches, just fucking them.
00:23:42.000 --> 00:23:43.440
Running trains on them and shit.
00:23:43.519 --> 00:23:47.440
They were the original fucking blue bunnies or whatever the fuck that bitch's name was.
00:23:48.400 --> 00:23:49.039
Whatever the fuck.
00:23:49.279 --> 00:23:50.799
Blue bunnies on ice cream.
00:23:50.960 --> 00:23:51.599
Yeah.
00:23:52.079 --> 00:23:53.680
Yo, it's all loaded with cream.
00:23:53.920 --> 00:23:55.920
Yeah, it's all full of cream either way.
00:23:56.079 --> 00:23:56.640
Yeah.
00:23:56.880 --> 00:23:57.519
Yeah, man.
00:23:57.599 --> 00:24:02.079
I mean, it it's interesting to think about early times and like what the fuck life must have been like.
00:24:02.160 --> 00:24:02.960
I'll tell you one thing.
00:24:03.039 --> 00:24:06.160
I am glad that I didn't live in like, you know, fucking George Washington times.
00:24:06.319 --> 00:24:06.640
Hell yeah.
00:24:07.759 --> 00:24:08.880
I would have loved that shit, bro.
00:24:09.039 --> 00:24:09.279
Yeah?
00:24:09.599 --> 00:24:11.839
For about all 16 years of your life.
00:24:12.079 --> 00:24:12.640
Uh, you know what?
00:24:12.799 --> 00:24:15.279
That's like the biggest misconception ever.
00:24:15.440 --> 00:24:15.839
Yeah.
00:24:16.000 --> 00:24:17.920
Like George Washington died at like 70.
00:24:18.160 --> 00:24:20.160
Yeah, he did because he had a like a decent life.
00:24:20.480 --> 00:24:22.240
Motherfucker had horse teeth since he was 20.
00:24:22.559 --> 00:24:23.440
You would be standing out there in the back.
00:24:24.880 --> 00:24:25.920
Horse teeth, fucking sword.
00:24:26.160 --> 00:24:30.400
You'd be standing out there in the line with all the other schmucks shooting at each other five feet away from.
00:24:31.359 --> 00:24:35.519
That's like honestly, that's how like the fucking New York City cops were performed.
00:24:35.599 --> 00:24:39.119
Because they're like, all right, everyone just shoot at everything until you hit something.
00:24:39.279 --> 00:24:39.839
You know?
00:24:40.160 --> 00:24:41.759
No training, no nothing.
00:24:41.920 --> 00:24:42.559
Yeah.
00:24:43.839 --> 00:24:45.759
Fucking I don't know.
00:24:46.000 --> 00:24:46.240
The gun.
00:24:47.359 --> 00:24:48.160
They were just drunk.
00:24:48.240 --> 00:24:50.720
Like everyone's like, oh, our forefathers were fucking heroes.
00:24:51.039 --> 00:24:52.079
There was nothing to do with the fucking drunk.
00:24:52.240 --> 00:24:53.200
They were just drunk assholes.
00:24:53.279 --> 00:24:56.240
They're like, we ain't paying fucking tax on this bullshit anymore.
00:24:56.559 --> 00:24:58.400
And they just went out and started killing people.
00:24:58.640 --> 00:24:58.880
Yep.
00:24:58.960 --> 00:25:06.640
And to be honest with you, yes, when it came down to it, it wasn't until I think the uh early 1900s we stopped drinking alcohol.
00:25:06.799 --> 00:25:09.519
We were consuming liters of alcohol per day.
00:25:09.680 --> 00:25:12.799
And beer, but water was contaminated.
00:25:12.880 --> 00:25:17.920
But when you made beer, you had to boil it, and that killed the fucking George Washington was a brewer.
00:25:18.160 --> 00:25:18.319
Yeah.
00:25:18.480 --> 00:25:19.519
He had a fucking recipe in it.
00:25:19.759 --> 00:25:20.640
They all were brewers, bro.
00:25:20.720 --> 00:25:24.880
They were all making their own beer at the house because it was like it was you couldn't drink water, it was bad for you.
00:25:25.119 --> 00:25:26.319
Doing it in the fucking cabin.
00:25:26.559 --> 00:25:28.400
I wonder if they got together and had tastings.
00:25:28.640 --> 00:25:29.519
They were like, yo, lot.
00:25:30.480 --> 00:25:32.559
I got a I got a nice one coming off next week.
00:25:32.640 --> 00:25:33.599
You should swing by the house.
00:25:33.839 --> 00:25:36.000
I'm gonna go by George's and see what he's got brewing.
00:25:36.240 --> 00:25:37.440
Yeah, what's he got over there?
00:25:37.920 --> 00:25:40.160
Imagine like going to the wig shop.
00:25:40.400 --> 00:25:44.319
I wonder if that's why they went they all went over to uh go get a wig real quick.
00:25:44.480 --> 00:25:50.240
They went all went over to Boston Adams and they're like who which Sam Adams, not Boston Adams.
00:25:50.960 --> 00:25:52.160
Boston's where it's from.
00:25:54.160 --> 00:25:56.160
They don't want the Boston Adams Adams.
00:25:56.640 --> 00:25:58.799
Well they call him Boston Adams because he's from Boston.
00:25:58.960 --> 00:25:59.839
They're like, no, Boston.
00:26:00.160 --> 00:26:01.359
That was his retarded cousin.
00:26:01.440 --> 00:26:03.119
No, they wouldn't call him by his full name.
00:26:03.279 --> 00:26:05.519
They call him like because they know a lot of Adams.
00:26:05.680 --> 00:26:07.440
So he's like, oh, that's Boston Adams.
00:26:07.519 --> 00:26:08.000
Yeah.
00:26:09.519 --> 00:26:09.920
Right.
00:26:10.079 --> 00:26:10.559
Yeah.
00:26:10.720 --> 00:26:11.039
Yeah.
00:26:11.519 --> 00:26:14.559
But they go over to his house and they're like, You got something going on here, buddy.
00:26:14.640 --> 00:26:15.680
Except for your cherry shit.
00:26:15.759 --> 00:26:16.480
That shit is garbage.
00:26:16.640 --> 00:26:17.839
You don't like the cherry weeds, good.
00:26:18.000 --> 00:26:18.960
No, that's like the one I do like.
00:26:19.200 --> 00:26:19.599
Yeah, I do.
00:26:19.680 --> 00:26:19.759
Yeah.
00:26:20.400 --> 00:26:21.599
It tastes like cough medicine.
00:26:21.839 --> 00:26:24.480
I mean, well, the winter one tastes like fucking ass.
00:26:24.799 --> 00:26:26.240
Yeah, it's got like a menthol to it.
00:26:26.319 --> 00:26:26.720
It's weird.
00:26:26.880 --> 00:26:27.200
Yeah.
00:26:27.599 --> 00:26:30.720
It's like a crispy winter fresh.
00:26:30.880 --> 00:26:31.440
Yeah.
00:26:32.799 --> 00:26:34.960
Winter fresh and fucking pine balk.
00:26:35.680 --> 00:26:38.480
You know, and a slice of fucking citrus.
00:26:39.200 --> 00:26:40.960
Just bite the peel of an orange.
00:26:41.119 --> 00:26:41.279
Right.
00:26:41.440 --> 00:26:43.359
And lick the bulk of a tree, and you're good.
00:26:43.599 --> 00:26:45.279
It's like the peppermint patty commercial.
00:26:45.359 --> 00:26:50.400
I feel like I'm going down the uh side of a mountain with my tongue open, licking everything along the way.
00:26:50.640 --> 00:26:51.279
Yeah.
00:26:51.839 --> 00:26:52.559
Yeah, man.
00:26:52.640 --> 00:26:54.720
I tried some Venezuelan beer the other day.
00:26:54.960 --> 00:26:55.759
Venezuelan, huh?
00:26:55.920 --> 00:26:56.960
Yeah, it's called Polar.
00:26:57.119 --> 00:26:58.319
Did you get it half off?
00:26:58.480 --> 00:27:00.000
Uh no, it was just a sample.
00:27:00.160 --> 00:27:00.480
Oh.
00:27:00.720 --> 00:27:01.119
Yeah.
00:27:01.359 --> 00:27:03.039
It was uh it was pretty interesting, you know.
00:27:03.200 --> 00:27:06.400
They have a p they had a pills in there, but wait, the export's already started.
00:27:06.480 --> 00:27:07.920
I mean, he just got taken like what?
00:27:08.160 --> 00:27:08.480
I know.
00:27:09.680 --> 00:27:10.480
Oh, we got beer.
00:27:10.720 --> 00:27:12.400
Yeah, you guys want to hang out in?
00:27:12.640 --> 00:27:12.880
Yeah.
00:27:13.440 --> 00:27:14.319
Yeah, it was pretty good.
00:27:14.400 --> 00:27:15.039
It wasn't too bad.
00:27:15.119 --> 00:27:17.440
It was like uh it was like a light IPA, you know.
00:27:18.319 --> 00:27:19.200
Pale, you know.
00:27:20.319 --> 00:27:21.200
It was decent.
00:27:21.440 --> 00:27:22.240
Not bad, yeah.
00:27:22.400 --> 00:27:25.200
Did it did it It's a new domestic beer we got now?
00:27:25.519 --> 00:27:27.839
I'll give it like yeah, that's the domestic here now.
00:27:28.079 --> 00:27:28.160
Right.
00:27:29.279 --> 00:27:32.640
That's that's the 50 second saying a few cases of this shit.
00:27:32.880 --> 00:27:34.000
Yeah, it's interesting, yeah.
00:27:34.160 --> 00:27:36.240
You go to another country, let me get your domestic.
00:27:36.400 --> 00:27:38.079
Yeah, we don't have Bud Light.
00:27:38.640 --> 00:27:38.880
Right.
00:27:39.119 --> 00:27:42.160
And fucking coup is in Puerto Rico, it's a dialite.
00:27:45.440 --> 00:27:47.119
Oh, um Mandela?
00:27:47.440 --> 00:27:47.839
Oh, okay.
00:27:48.079 --> 00:27:49.039
Medela light?
00:27:49.440 --> 00:27:53.119
It's uh I guess that's um Mandela light?
00:27:53.200 --> 00:27:53.519
What is that?
00:27:53.920 --> 00:27:57.599
No, no, no, it it's it's aluminum in Spanish.
00:27:58.400 --> 00:27:59.039
Aluminum?
00:27:59.200 --> 00:27:59.599
Aluminum?
00:27:59.759 --> 00:28:00.880
How do you say aluminum in Spanish?
00:28:01.039 --> 00:28:01.920
No, no, Mandela.
00:28:02.240 --> 00:28:04.319
That's the name of the word for uh aluminum?
00:28:04.480 --> 00:28:05.839
Yeah, the or Medaya.
00:28:06.000 --> 00:28:08.319
I'm sorry, Medaya Light uh is the name of the beer.
00:28:08.480 --> 00:28:11.519
Medaya, I guess, is metal or aluminum in Spanish.
00:28:11.759 --> 00:28:13.119
So you're just saying like can.
00:28:13.519 --> 00:28:14.160
Modello?
00:28:14.319 --> 00:28:14.720
Modella.
00:28:14.960 --> 00:28:15.759
No, not Madello.
00:28:16.160 --> 00:28:16.799
Medaya.
00:28:17.279 --> 00:28:18.160
Jesus Christ.
00:28:18.400 --> 00:28:19.119
The Mexican beer.
00:28:19.200 --> 00:28:19.680
You can feel it.
00:28:20.079 --> 00:28:20.880
No, Puerto Rican beer.
00:28:21.279 --> 00:28:21.920
Constellation brand.
00:28:22.319 --> 00:28:22.559
Puerto Rico.
00:28:23.920 --> 00:28:24.319
I don't know.
00:28:24.480 --> 00:28:28.000
Give me a fucking give me a Bud Lighter and make a little fuck these motherfuckers.
00:28:28.960 --> 00:28:30.240
Remember back in the day?
00:28:30.400 --> 00:28:31.359
I never smoked.
00:28:31.440 --> 00:28:40.880
I I I mean, I I I always I have had oh my god, I have smoked cigarettes, but I was never really like a pack buyer, but like back in the day they had miles.
00:28:41.039 --> 00:28:42.000
Oh, you're one of those bums.
00:28:42.319 --> 00:28:43.519
Got the Marlboro miles, yeah.
00:28:43.599 --> 00:28:44.319
I was the bummer.
00:28:44.480 --> 00:28:44.960
Yeah.
00:28:45.279 --> 00:28:50.559
Fucking collect your fucking cigarette packs, little barcodes, so you can get yourself a fucking Marlboro jacket.
00:28:50.720 --> 00:28:51.359
Yeah.
00:28:52.079 --> 00:28:54.960
Yeah, my mother always jokes she was saving up for the iron lung.
00:28:55.200 --> 00:28:55.680
Oh, really?
00:28:55.759 --> 00:28:55.839
Yeah.
00:28:56.000 --> 00:28:56.400
There you go.
00:28:57.039 --> 00:29:01.759
By the time I need it, like I can go ahead and trade in all these points and get myself an iron lung.
00:29:02.000 --> 00:29:03.920
I thought the camel was the coolest looking dude.
00:29:04.079 --> 00:29:04.799
Hell yeah, he was.
00:29:04.880 --> 00:29:05.119
He was cool.
00:29:05.200 --> 00:29:05.680
He had Schwack.
00:29:06.000 --> 00:29:08.319
I didn't like smoking really, but like he was a cool dude.
00:29:08.559 --> 00:29:10.880
But then they stopped him because they were like, oh, it's cartoons.
00:29:10.960 --> 00:29:12.240
You're gonna sell cigarettes to kids.
00:29:13.599 --> 00:29:17.039
Well, I mean, just like you said, and I said, I mean, he was a cool fucking camel.
00:29:17.440 --> 00:29:17.920
You know?
00:29:18.160 --> 00:29:19.440
Like, that's exactly Yeah, man.
00:29:19.519 --> 00:29:20.480
I should have been like, fuck, man.
00:29:20.720 --> 00:29:22.880
When I was little, I should have been like, I want to smoke.
00:29:23.680 --> 00:29:24.880
No, you should have been like, fuck the camel.
00:29:25.039 --> 00:29:25.839
I want to be like the camel.
00:29:25.920 --> 00:29:26.319
What would you think?
00:29:26.559 --> 00:29:29.440
We got rid of beer commercials and beer advertisements, yeah.
00:29:29.680 --> 00:29:31.839
Cigarette commercials and cigarette advertisements.
00:29:32.480 --> 00:29:37.200
But now if you watch TV, we're getting more and more pharmaceutical shit.
00:29:37.359 --> 00:29:37.759
Oh, yeah.
00:29:37.920 --> 00:29:38.079
You know?
00:29:38.160 --> 00:29:39.920
Oh, it's like some new pharmaceuticals.
00:29:40.160 --> 00:29:40.240
Yeah.
00:29:40.319 --> 00:29:42.400
It's like some dude like canoeing down a river and stuff.
00:29:42.480 --> 00:29:45.440
It's like, since I found out I have herpes, my life got better.
00:29:45.680 --> 00:29:47.440
He's like in like a giant house and shit.
00:29:47.519 --> 00:29:50.000
You're like, thanks to fucking herp away.
00:29:50.240 --> 00:29:50.400
Right.
00:29:50.559 --> 00:29:51.839
My fucking life has been great.
00:29:51.920 --> 00:29:52.720
You know, you're like, dude.
00:29:53.039 --> 00:29:55.680
Side effects could have bloody butthole or get fault.
00:29:55.920 --> 00:29:56.799
I'm trying to get herpes now.
00:29:56.880 --> 00:30:01.839
If I get a house like that and a fucking river, you know, fucking retarded.
00:30:02.559 --> 00:30:04.240
Side effects include death.
00:30:04.559 --> 00:30:06.960
Let your doctor know if you're taking any pain fillers.
00:30:07.119 --> 00:30:07.680
Yeah.
00:30:07.920 --> 00:30:09.759
Not pain thinners, blood thinners.
00:30:10.720 --> 00:30:11.279
Pain thinners.
00:30:12.960 --> 00:30:17.039
This should not be combined with any kind of bayer or aspirin, because you will die.
00:30:17.279 --> 00:30:17.680
Exactly.
00:30:17.839 --> 00:30:20.960
Do not consume if you are pregnant or plan to become pregnant.
00:30:21.920 --> 00:30:24.720
In our test trials, 15 people died, but don't worry about it.
00:30:24.880 --> 00:30:25.279
Yeah.
00:30:26.480 --> 00:30:28.880
15 people died, and the rest of them all became impotent.
00:30:29.039 --> 00:30:29.599
So good luck.
00:30:29.759 --> 00:30:31.599
Dude, that's what happened to my mom the other day.
00:30:31.759 --> 00:30:37.839
So yeah, she takes this pill that uh it was called what was it, a pain blocker instead of like a painkiller.
00:30:38.000 --> 00:30:38.559
Oh, that's not good.
00:30:38.799 --> 00:30:39.599
And they gave it to her.
00:30:40.000 --> 00:30:40.799
Slept around afterward.
00:30:41.119 --> 00:30:45.920
Oh, the next the next day she woke up and just like she walked three feet and collapsed.
00:30:46.160 --> 00:30:46.640
Oh shit.
00:30:46.720 --> 00:30:47.039
Yeah.
00:30:47.200 --> 00:30:49.599
And I had to catch her and like pick her up and take her over.
00:30:49.759 --> 00:30:50.799
And I gave her a drink.
00:30:50.880 --> 00:30:52.400
And then like the moment she took a sip she.
00:30:52.640 --> 00:30:53.680
But did she feel it?
00:30:53.839 --> 00:30:54.240
What?
00:30:54.400 --> 00:30:54.960
When she fell.
00:30:55.279 --> 00:30:55.599
Oh, yeah.
00:30:55.680 --> 00:30:56.160
Did she feel it?
00:30:56.240 --> 00:30:57.359
No, she was there pain.
00:30:57.519 --> 00:30:58.799
She didn't even know what was happening.
00:30:59.119 --> 00:30:59.279
Ah.
00:30:59.519 --> 00:31:00.319
She blocked everything.
00:31:00.480 --> 00:31:01.440
Yeah, it was blocked life.
00:31:01.599 --> 00:31:02.000
It blocked.
00:31:02.240 --> 00:31:02.960
It was a life blocker.
00:31:04.160 --> 00:31:05.039
It was block out.
00:31:05.200 --> 00:31:05.839
Exactly.
00:31:07.839 --> 00:31:09.200
Yeah, that's checkout time.
00:31:09.519 --> 00:31:10.160
That's crazy.
00:31:11.599 --> 00:31:12.400
So what happened?
00:31:12.559 --> 00:31:14.240
Uh, back to another Adam Stanley movie.
00:31:14.319 --> 00:31:16.799
You know the movie Click, where it's just like you kind of fast followed.
00:31:17.599 --> 00:31:18.000
Yeah, exactly.
00:31:18.079 --> 00:31:20.960
That's well, that's kind of what was going on with my mom.
00:31:21.039 --> 00:31:22.799
And she was uh, what was it?
00:31:22.960 --> 00:31:25.920
She was dropping her drinks, and then she's like, I need a cigarette.
00:31:26.000 --> 00:31:27.759
I'm like, Mom, you're gonna set everything else on fire.
00:31:27.920 --> 00:31:28.640
Yeah, you're gonna drop that.
00:31:28.880 --> 00:31:29.440
You're Michael J.
00:31:29.519 --> 00:31:30.079
Fox over here.
00:31:30.160 --> 00:31:32.160
You're shaking and like falling down like crazy.
00:31:32.319 --> 00:31:32.559
Yeah.
00:31:32.799 --> 00:31:38.240
So finally I call up the pharmacist and I'm like, hey, uh, this is what's happening.
00:31:38.400 --> 00:31:40.000
Um, she took this drug.
00:31:40.160 --> 00:31:41.279
Uh, what's going on?
00:31:41.359 --> 00:31:44.000
And she looked, the lady's like, Oh, give me a second.
00:31:44.319 --> 00:31:45.680
Oh, this is normal.
00:31:46.079 --> 00:31:48.000
In trials, 14% of the people.
00:31:48.079 --> 00:31:49.039
I'm like, oh shit.
00:31:49.279 --> 00:31:50.240
Your mom's 14%.
00:31:50.720 --> 00:31:51.039
Exactly.
00:31:51.440 --> 00:31:52.400
Fell in that category.
00:31:53.119 --> 00:31:55.279
I was like, Ma, you're in trials, people just collapse.
00:31:55.440 --> 00:32:00.319
So you're one of the Tell her not to walk.
00:32:01.119 --> 00:32:02.400
Yeah, just lay down.
00:32:02.559 --> 00:32:04.000
You're one of the commercial people, Ma.
00:32:04.160 --> 00:32:05.920
You're one of the like negative percentages.
00:32:06.079 --> 00:32:06.720
Yeah.
00:32:07.039 --> 00:32:07.680
Oh shit.
00:32:07.839 --> 00:32:09.279
Well, how did she stop taking it now?
00:32:09.359 --> 00:32:10.480
Did they switch around to something else?
00:32:10.640 --> 00:32:12.240
No, so it got it got even better.
00:32:12.400 --> 00:32:14.640
So my aunt is a pharmacist.
00:32:14.720 --> 00:32:17.200
So my mother calls my like a street pharmacist?
00:32:17.279 --> 00:32:19.359
No, no, like um I got it.
00:32:19.440 --> 00:32:20.079
We'll fix you.
00:32:20.240 --> 00:32:24.079
No, no, she's like actually a little bumping this, but straighten you right out.
00:32:24.640 --> 00:32:30.240
She's actually like the head pharmacist in a huge hospital throughout the country, but I won't bring her into this.
00:32:30.480 --> 00:32:30.720
Okay.
00:32:30.880 --> 00:32:31.279
All right.
00:32:31.519 --> 00:32:37.599
So um my mom calls her and she's like, Oh, well, you're supposed to take them for three days in a row.
00:32:37.759 --> 00:32:43.039
Try to give them uh another try tonight, only take them earlier and make sure you eat beforehand.
00:32:43.119 --> 00:32:44.960
You know, give them smart medical advice.
00:32:45.200 --> 00:32:46.480
Yeah, that shit don't work.
00:32:46.640 --> 00:32:57.519
The next day, same thing, flopping around, body doesn't, body reacts to it like a wet bart in church, and like yeah, it's just aggressive, angry, like and so yeah.
00:32:57.759 --> 00:32:58.960
About two o'clock, three o'clock.
00:33:01.279 --> 00:33:02.799
Yeah, just keep taking it.
00:33:05.680 --> 00:33:06.720
Is there refills on that?
00:33:06.799 --> 00:33:07.759
Go get the refill first.
00:33:07.839 --> 00:33:09.359
Try the batch, try that batch.
00:33:09.440 --> 00:33:09.759
Yeah.
00:33:10.640 --> 00:33:11.519
Just shake the bottom.
00:33:11.759 --> 00:33:13.279
Shake up, yeah, shake it up real nice.
00:33:14.400 --> 00:33:18.720
If all else fans sounds like she's a pharmacist advisor, not a pharmacist for a hospital.
00:33:18.880 --> 00:33:20.480
Yeah, just keep taking it.
00:33:20.799 --> 00:33:21.359
Right.
00:33:22.000 --> 00:33:24.240
She works for the yeah, no refills.
00:33:25.680 --> 00:33:26.319
Take two.
00:33:26.559 --> 00:33:26.720
Yeah.
00:33:26.880 --> 00:33:30.240
If one's not doing enough, it it means you're not taking enough.
00:33:32.319 --> 00:33:33.279
Big pharma.
00:33:33.519 --> 00:33:34.400
Big pharma.
00:33:34.559 --> 00:33:35.119
Yeah, man.
00:33:35.759 --> 00:33:36.960
Old Benny.
00:33:38.960 --> 00:33:44.319
Yeah, yo, whatever happened to that dude that like uh it was uh it was some kind of drug or whatever.
00:33:44.400 --> 00:33:48.720
It cost like 10 cents to make and he jacked it up to like fucking$10,000 or whatever.
00:33:48.880 --> 00:33:52.480
It was like an it was like a it was like uh what the hell was it?
00:33:52.559 --> 00:33:54.079
It was like an injection thing.
00:33:54.319 --> 00:33:56.559
It was like some injection shit and then some like something else.
00:33:56.960 --> 00:33:57.599
Epinephrine?
00:33:57.839 --> 00:33:58.480
Yeah, maybe.
00:33:58.559 --> 00:33:59.039
I don't know.
00:33:59.200 --> 00:34:01.119
It was like an it was like an injection shit.
00:34:01.359 --> 00:34:07.599
Yeah, apparently there would like somebody did this for the epinephrine shot for the um being allergic to bees.
00:34:07.759 --> 00:34:08.559
Oh yeah.
00:34:08.719 --> 00:34:12.480
And like all of a sudden they just decided to jack that through the roof.
00:34:12.559 --> 00:34:15.679
Yeah, and go went from like$30 to$600.
00:34:16.000 --> 00:34:17.199
Yeah, he was like, I want to be rich.
00:34:17.280 --> 00:34:17.679
Yeah, exactly.
00:34:17.840 --> 00:34:18.559
I'm buying this company.
00:34:19.920 --> 00:34:20.559
Oh, ten cents?
00:34:20.719 --> 00:34:21.840
That's uh$10,000 now.
00:34:22.000 --> 00:34:23.599
Here's an here's another conspiracy.
00:34:24.159 --> 00:34:25.840
Here's another conspiracy that I heard.
00:34:25.920 --> 00:34:29.920
Now it's I I don't know if it holds water, but we're gonna see.
00:34:30.480 --> 00:34:40.639
So I was told Pfizer Pfizer built the cure cure to um AIDS.
00:34:40.880 --> 00:34:42.880
No, peanut butt peanut allergies.
00:34:42.960 --> 00:34:55.199
Oh before peanut allergies were a thing, and then they went ahead and put pe like the allergy to peanuts in their shots when they were fucking doping us up through the 80s.
00:34:55.440 --> 00:34:55.760
Oh.
00:34:56.000 --> 00:35:02.559
So they're the ones that gave the allergy for peanuts to us, and now they have the fucking cure for it to give it to us.
00:35:02.800 --> 00:35:03.760
So they created the problem.
00:35:04.079 --> 00:35:06.320
That sounds like a good business plan.
00:35:07.039 --> 00:35:07.920
Sounds like something I do.
00:35:08.320 --> 00:35:08.719
Yeah.
00:35:08.960 --> 00:35:10.880
Yeah, that's something I heard the other day.
00:35:11.119 --> 00:35:15.519
And I'm like, well, what about this fucking um stupid bread thing?
00:35:15.840 --> 00:35:16.400
Oh, gluten?
00:35:16.800 --> 00:35:17.360
Yeah, gluten.
00:35:17.679 --> 00:35:18.960
Tell me about gluten, buddy.
00:35:19.440 --> 00:35:24.000
Well, they say gluten is like because we we changed the way we process wheat.
00:35:24.239 --> 00:35:25.039
Oh, yeah, well, we did.
00:35:25.280 --> 00:35:31.519
We like super duper process the shit out of it and like strip all the nutrients out of it, so all you're left with is like a gluten powder.
00:35:31.679 --> 00:35:31.840
Right.
00:35:32.719 --> 00:35:38.960
Yeah, it's like a gluten, it's like a super for it's like you would never have that much of gluten in regular wheat or flour.
00:35:39.119 --> 00:35:39.280
Wow.
00:35:40.000 --> 00:35:40.880
Gluten free, baby.
00:35:41.119 --> 00:35:47.760
But basically, like we took everything, like we're like, oh, wheat has like seven things we could use, so we're gonna strip those seven things out of it.
00:35:47.920 --> 00:35:49.760
What's left we'll use for bread, you know?
00:35:49.920 --> 00:35:55.039
It's like that's now that's now flour, and it's like that's causing all kinds of problems, you know.
00:35:55.360 --> 00:35:56.639
What do you mean, hot dogs?
00:35:56.800 --> 00:35:59.360
Well, hot dogs is like all the leftover meat after you book up.
00:35:59.840 --> 00:36:03.360
So here's there's a big there's a big big difference, big difference.
00:36:03.599 --> 00:36:14.000
So you can take all the nastiest parts of a of a critter, it's still edible, it's still parts of an animal, you know, it's still natural, it's not beautiful.
00:36:14.800 --> 00:36:15.119
It's not good.
00:36:15.440 --> 00:36:18.880
Remember, he's from Kentucky where they find their dinner on the side of the road, right?
00:36:19.199 --> 00:36:21.840
After birds plucked at it, some other animal came along.
00:36:22.000 --> 00:36:24.719
He was like, still good, still good.
00:36:24.880 --> 00:36:26.559
We're making raccoon stew.
00:36:26.639 --> 00:36:27.280
Oh, coon?
00:36:27.440 --> 00:36:28.960
Coon damn good eating.
00:36:29.119 --> 00:36:30.159
You got some squirrel?
00:36:30.320 --> 00:36:30.639
Yeah.
00:36:30.880 --> 00:36:31.119
All right.
00:36:31.280 --> 00:36:35.599
He got the flat shovel, and he's like shh screaming it up the floor.
00:36:36.719 --> 00:36:38.320
This one's coming in two pieces.
00:36:38.400 --> 00:36:38.800
Oh man.
00:36:38.960 --> 00:36:40.079
Is that coon or squirrel?
00:36:40.159 --> 00:36:41.280
I don't know, but it tastes good.
00:36:41.519 --> 00:36:50.800
The other day, uh, fucking cat must have got hit by a fucking car coming across the fucking thing, and it's fucking blood and guts all over the fucking side of the tree over there.
00:36:51.039 --> 00:36:54.079
Fucking it's like liver and it's intestines all sticking out.
00:36:54.159 --> 00:36:55.199
I'm like, fuck, man.
00:36:55.280 --> 00:36:56.880
My kids are like freaking out.
00:36:58.559 --> 00:36:59.519
I gotta get it.
00:36:59.599 --> 00:37:00.480
I gotta take care of this shit.
00:37:00.800 --> 00:37:01.599
Look away, children.
00:37:01.920 --> 00:37:02.480
God damn it.
00:37:02.639 --> 00:37:03.679
Well, yeah, they went away.
00:37:03.760 --> 00:37:07.039
They went to like go do something, and then uh oh.
00:37:07.360 --> 00:37:11.039
Oh, it's gonna go rub on lotion.
00:37:13.039 --> 00:37:15.679
But yeah, so uh what the fuck?
00:37:15.840 --> 00:37:17.360
The yeah, no, hold on.
00:37:17.679 --> 00:37:18.239
The audience.
00:37:18.320 --> 00:37:26.000
Um, so Angelo just got up, walked towards uh walked to go out of the building, and then comes back in to grab two net uh tissue papers and then walks out.
00:37:26.559 --> 00:37:29.679
Yeah, we're gonna assume he'll blow his nose, but I don't know.
00:37:29.760 --> 00:37:30.239
Yeah.
00:37:30.559 --> 00:37:30.880
Yeah.
00:37:31.199 --> 00:37:31.920
Blowing something.
00:37:32.079 --> 00:37:39.119
Yeah, blowing so I had to like pick that shit up with a shovel and throw it in a garbage bag.
00:37:39.280 --> 00:37:40.159
I looked it up online.
00:37:40.239 --> 00:37:41.599
I'm like, what color was it?
00:37:41.760 --> 00:37:42.559
It was a black cat.
00:37:42.800 --> 00:37:43.280
A black one?
00:37:43.360 --> 00:37:43.440
Yeah.
00:37:43.599 --> 00:37:44.400
All black or a tabby?
00:37:44.639 --> 00:37:45.360
Black and white, black and white.
00:37:45.519 --> 00:37:46.400
Black and white tabby?
00:37:46.480 --> 00:37:46.639
Yeah.
00:37:46.880 --> 00:37:47.840
Oh, those are good cats.
00:37:48.000 --> 00:37:48.880
Yeah, well, it was.
00:37:49.039 --> 00:37:50.559
Or at least they're not pieces of shit.
00:37:50.639 --> 00:37:52.800
I think with cats, there's not really a good cat.
00:37:52.880 --> 00:37:54.639
There's just levels of pieces of shit.
00:37:54.800 --> 00:37:54.960
Yeah.
00:37:55.119 --> 00:37:58.639
And you can have like uh, you know, halfway decent pieces shit.
00:37:58.719 --> 00:38:00.880
Or you could have like a fucking scummy piece of shit.
00:38:01.199 --> 00:38:02.480
Depends how frisky they are.
00:38:02.639 --> 00:38:04.239
Yeah, it depends on a lot of things.
00:38:04.960 --> 00:38:14.800
I mean, they could they could be not frisky, but straight asshole, you know, they're not they're not really attacking you, but they're just knocking stuff aggressively over and shattering it and just acting like pricks the whole time.
00:38:15.760 --> 00:38:18.400
You know, like there's a lot of levels of asshole to cat.
00:38:18.559 --> 00:38:19.840
Like dogs don't have that.
00:38:20.079 --> 00:38:20.400
Yeah.
00:38:20.559 --> 00:38:25.840
I think dogs either have like big and goofy, big and dumb, or big and mean.
00:38:25.920 --> 00:38:26.320
Yeah.
00:38:26.639 --> 00:38:28.719
And if you're if it's little, it's not a dog.
00:38:29.119 --> 00:38:30.400
Return it and get a better one.
00:38:32.559 --> 00:38:32.880
Yeah.
00:38:33.039 --> 00:38:34.719
Lap dogs aren't really, you know.
00:38:35.039 --> 00:38:35.840
Yeah, right.
00:38:36.079 --> 00:38:37.199
But they're like for your house.
00:38:38.320 --> 00:38:39.360
Yeah, it's not a dog.
00:38:39.599 --> 00:38:40.639
Like, what is it gonna do?
00:38:40.800 --> 00:38:45.039
I I feel like dogs have to work, they have to do their job, and their job is to protect your house.
00:38:45.199 --> 00:38:45.440
Yeah, yeah.
00:38:45.679 --> 00:38:50.639
And if it's not big enough to protect your house from at least anything, even like you know wiener dogs?
00:38:50.719 --> 00:38:52.239
You know what wiener dogs were made for?
00:38:52.480 --> 00:38:53.039
Wieners.
00:38:53.199 --> 00:38:54.559
Uh they were to get badgers.
00:38:54.800 --> 00:38:55.599
Yes, exactly.
00:38:55.760 --> 00:39:00.960
Yeah, they would run them down on the holes and they would fucking aggressively attack the badgers and the rats and things, and they would attack them.
00:39:01.360 --> 00:39:02.159
That's what bulldogs did.
00:39:02.239 --> 00:39:03.280
They attacked bulls.
00:39:03.599 --> 00:39:04.000
They did.
00:39:04.159 --> 00:39:05.840
Yeah, it's called bear bull baiting.
00:39:06.159 --> 00:39:06.719
Bull baiting.
00:39:06.880 --> 00:39:08.159
Yeah, bull and bear baiting.
00:39:08.320 --> 00:39:16.639
And what they would do is they would put a ring in the bear's nose, and then they would lock it to the like a ring, so and they would see how many bulldogs it would take to uh take them out.
00:39:16.719 --> 00:39:23.280
And that's why they had those like little tiny tushies, so the bull's horns couldn't wrap around and grab them back into the bulldog.
00:39:24.079 --> 00:39:24.320
Yeah.
00:39:24.480 --> 00:39:32.320
And the fact that he's got all those wrinkles, when he bites into something and tears, it allows for the blood to flow away from the nose so it can continue to breathe.
00:39:32.960 --> 00:39:33.599
Yeah, pretty much.
00:39:34.400 --> 00:39:35.280
Yeah, strategic.
00:39:35.679 --> 00:39:36.079
Yeah, yeah.
00:39:36.719 --> 00:39:39.840
Also, the loose skin helps as a defensive mechanism, you know, too.
00:39:40.000 --> 00:39:43.119
Somebody tries to bite you or whatever, it's gonna be loose skin, it's not tight.
00:39:43.199 --> 00:39:43.760
You can pull away.
00:39:44.559 --> 00:39:46.000
I see, that's why I got flappy skin.
00:39:46.079 --> 00:39:46.559
Yeah, yeah.
00:39:46.960 --> 00:39:48.000
I have an aggressive head for that.
00:39:48.320 --> 00:39:49.360
Just in case I get attacked.
00:39:49.519 --> 00:39:50.000
Yeah.
00:39:50.320 --> 00:39:51.679
It's why you kept the foreskin?
00:39:51.920 --> 00:39:52.159
Yeah.
00:39:52.400 --> 00:39:52.960
Exactly.
00:39:53.199 --> 00:39:54.159
And for the blood flow.
00:39:54.559 --> 00:39:55.679
It allows for the blood flow as well.
00:39:55.840 --> 00:39:57.440
You never know who's gonna be biting your foreskin.
00:39:57.760 --> 00:39:58.320
Right.
00:40:01.840 --> 00:40:03.280
Remember slow and steady?
00:40:03.519 --> 00:40:04.320
Slow and steady?
00:40:04.559 --> 00:40:05.119
The other night?
00:40:05.360 --> 00:40:05.679
Yeah.
00:40:05.840 --> 00:40:06.159
Oh.
00:40:06.400 --> 00:40:07.119
Oh, the chick.
00:40:07.199 --> 00:40:07.519
Yes.
00:40:09.119 --> 00:40:14.719
So yeah, we were uh we were out the other night and then we we met this interesting lady.
00:40:14.880 --> 00:40:15.039
Oh.
00:40:15.519 --> 00:40:19.280
She was probably the slowest person I've ever met.
00:40:19.599 --> 00:40:19.840
Really?
00:40:20.000 --> 00:40:20.960
Like sloth slow?
00:40:21.199 --> 00:40:22.880
Like intrigued, intriguing slow.
00:40:23.039 --> 00:40:23.599
Like you almost like.
00:40:24.239 --> 00:40:29.039
Her movements were like, what the fuck's you're waiting you're waiting for her to like pretend like the joke was over.
00:40:29.280 --> 00:40:29.840
Was she drunk?
00:40:30.000 --> 00:40:30.480
No, yes.
00:40:30.719 --> 00:40:31.199
Well, she was.
00:40:31.360 --> 00:40:31.519
Okay.
00:40:31.679 --> 00:40:33.119
Yeah, she was getting drunk throughout the evening.
00:40:33.360 --> 00:40:35.119
But apparently, yeah.
00:40:35.280 --> 00:40:40.320
She I I was told a story that uh she was out camping and they caught her on fire.
00:40:40.400 --> 00:40:44.000
And her response to this was, I am on fire.
00:40:44.239 --> 00:40:46.480
Oh like that's how she responded.
00:40:47.679 --> 00:40:48.480
Yeah, yeah.
00:40:48.800 --> 00:40:50.719
And no one remembers their training.
00:40:51.599 --> 00:40:53.599
No one ever remembers stop and roll.
00:40:53.840 --> 00:40:55.360
Yeah, she just remembers stop.
00:40:55.679 --> 00:40:56.880
Yeah, I'm burning.
00:40:58.400 --> 00:40:59.360
I am on fire.
00:41:01.039 --> 00:41:01.440
Wow.
00:41:01.599 --> 00:41:05.440
So now that yeah, we were like making fun of her because I'm like, imagine getting a blowjob from her.
00:41:05.519 --> 00:41:07.199
It's gotta be like the longest blowjob ever.
00:41:07.440 --> 00:41:09.920
Imagine if she'd be like, we just finish this up here, okay?
00:41:11.760 --> 00:41:13.199
Imagine if she uses teeth.
00:41:13.280 --> 00:41:14.239
Only one rake.
00:41:16.000 --> 00:41:20.079
One rake, it's like this takes the skin off.
00:41:20.800 --> 00:41:21.440
Yeah.
00:41:23.679 --> 00:41:24.639
That's crazy.
00:41:24.880 --> 00:41:25.360
Yeah.
00:41:26.800 --> 00:41:28.800
Was she like elderly or something?
00:41:29.039 --> 00:41:30.000
No, no, no, no.
00:41:30.079 --> 00:41:32.400
She was uh I would say middle-aged.
00:41:32.639 --> 00:41:34.559
I think called it like Sluth or something.
00:41:34.719 --> 00:41:35.440
So 60?
00:41:35.599 --> 00:41:36.320
No, no, no, no.
00:41:36.559 --> 00:41:38.320
Uh I would say she was like mid-30s.
00:41:38.400 --> 00:41:39.119
Oh, mid-30s.
00:41:39.280 --> 00:41:39.920
Mid-30s.
00:41:40.000 --> 00:41:40.159
Yeah.
00:41:40.320 --> 00:41:40.639
Yeah.
00:41:41.119 --> 00:41:42.239
So 30s.
00:41:42.639 --> 00:41:43.119
Middle aged.
00:41:43.199 --> 00:41:43.840
God damn, bro.
00:41:44.000 --> 00:41:45.199
You died 60.
00:41:45.760 --> 00:41:50.639
Well, I mean I guess middle age would be like 45 if I live till I'm 90.
00:41:50.800 --> 00:41:56.320
If you uh I don't want to live till I'm not going to be able to do according to my friend Pool, uh, it's like 26 is middle aged.
00:41:56.559 --> 00:41:56.800
Yeah.
00:41:56.960 --> 00:41:57.280
Yeah.
00:41:57.440 --> 00:41:57.760
Yeah.
00:41:58.159 --> 00:41:59.679
Who's gonna make it to 50?
00:41:59.920 --> 00:42:01.920
Oh, I don't wanna.
00:42:02.159 --> 00:42:03.199
Well, you don't want to.
00:42:03.440 --> 00:42:04.079
I hope that I do.
00:42:04.239 --> 00:42:06.000
Yeah, nine more years, stick me out.
00:42:06.239 --> 00:42:11.199
I got things I got an IRA and some other things I need to take out, you know.
00:42:11.679 --> 00:42:12.960
What did John Coffey say?
00:42:13.119 --> 00:42:13.840
I'm tired, boss.
00:42:13.920 --> 00:42:14.239
I'm tired.
00:42:15.280 --> 00:42:16.239
I'm too tired, boss.
00:42:16.320 --> 00:42:16.880
Take me out.
00:42:17.119 --> 00:42:17.920
So tired.
00:42:18.159 --> 00:42:20.000
Yeah, I'm done, boss.
00:42:20.159 --> 00:42:20.800
Yeah.
00:42:21.519 --> 00:42:24.159
I'm gonna spend my whole retirement real quick.
00:42:25.119 --> 00:42:25.760
Retirement?
00:42:25.920 --> 00:42:26.800
Do you plan on that?
00:42:26.960 --> 00:42:27.519
I don't know.
00:42:27.760 --> 00:42:29.920
I feel like I I need to keep busy.
00:42:30.079 --> 00:42:34.000
Anything if you slow down to retirement, I believe you die.
00:42:34.400 --> 00:42:41.119
Well, I mean, so retirement don't mean literally stop doing something, it just nest it just means stop working for someone else.
00:42:41.760 --> 00:42:42.800
That's what it is in my mind.
00:42:43.039 --> 00:42:50.559
But then you're consuming your money without earning money, and then that you'd feel weird because you've been training yourself the entire your entire life to plan for that.
00:42:50.880 --> 00:42:51.760
Keeping the surplus.
00:42:52.079 --> 00:42:57.039
My life's planned out so I can fucking consume my money without working for somebody.
00:42:57.440 --> 00:43:00.719
The only thing that I've realized is plans don't work out.
00:43:01.039 --> 00:43:01.440
Yeah.
00:43:01.760 --> 00:43:02.400
What'd you say?
00:43:02.480 --> 00:43:05.280
I said the only thing that I've truly realized is plans don't always work out.
00:43:05.599 --> 00:43:06.480
I always have plan B.
00:43:06.800 --> 00:43:06.960
Right.
00:43:08.880 --> 00:43:09.440
Oh, that pill?
00:43:09.599 --> 00:43:10.960
That little pill you get from the store?
00:43:11.039 --> 00:43:11.199
Yeah.
00:43:11.360 --> 00:43:12.800
Oh, I'm broke now.
00:43:14.320 --> 00:43:15.119
Oh my god.
00:43:15.360 --> 00:43:15.840
I'm broke now.
00:43:15.920 --> 00:43:18.320
I'm gonna swim as far as I can out to the ocean.
00:43:19.440 --> 00:43:22.400
Yeah, no, I I hold an optimistic attitude always.
00:43:22.480 --> 00:43:27.679
I don't have uh like a defeated one because uh life would become too depressing if I did that.
00:43:27.760 --> 00:43:32.800
So uh I'm just like I always have like an optimistic, you know, things will be good.
00:43:32.880 --> 00:43:33.440
It's all right.
00:43:33.599 --> 00:43:34.320
Things will get better.
00:43:34.639 --> 00:43:35.679
At some point it'll get better.
00:43:35.760 --> 00:43:37.599
Yeah, it usually does.
00:43:37.840 --> 00:43:46.719
Yeah, but I love the melancholy, like, you know, I just want to believe that shit can't get any worse because if I did, I'd put a bullet to my head.
00:43:47.280 --> 00:43:49.840
Yeah, I can't accept that fate.
00:43:50.000 --> 00:43:50.960
Yeah, yeah.
00:43:51.280 --> 00:43:52.559
But that's you know, that's it, right?
00:43:52.719 --> 00:43:53.840
Perseverance, you gotta have it.
00:43:54.000 --> 00:43:55.360
Oh, yeah, you gotta push on, bro.
00:43:55.440 --> 00:43:58.480
Yeah, get up every day and fucking put your clothes on and go to work.
00:43:58.639 --> 00:43:59.039
Yeah, yeah.
00:43:59.199 --> 00:44:00.320
And go to Work.
00:44:00.400 --> 00:44:01.920
Did you hear me, ladies and gentlemen, out there?
00:44:02.000 --> 00:44:04.239
If you don't got a job, go get yourself a job.
00:44:04.639 --> 00:44:06.000
Yeah, that's first and foremost.
00:44:06.800 --> 00:44:07.599
For your well being.
00:44:07.760 --> 00:44:08.079
Yeah.
00:44:08.880 --> 00:44:09.199
Yeah.
00:44:09.599 --> 00:44:10.320
Yeah, fuck that.
00:44:10.400 --> 00:44:13.039
There's a lot of people out there that live way better than us with no jobs.
00:44:13.199 --> 00:44:13.760
Do they?
00:44:13.920 --> 00:44:14.239
Yeah.
00:44:14.400 --> 00:44:14.719
Who?
00:44:14.960 --> 00:44:15.599
Mexicans.
00:44:15.760 --> 00:44:15.920
Oh.
00:44:16.239 --> 00:44:18.400
No, dude, they work three times as hard as us.
00:44:18.559 --> 00:44:19.280
Yeah, some of them do.
00:44:19.360 --> 00:44:19.679
Yeah, that's right.
00:44:19.840 --> 00:44:20.880
Like in the 80s they did.
00:44:21.039 --> 00:44:21.199
Yeah.
00:44:21.519 --> 00:44:24.239
It's like they come here and get all the shit for free and like just chill.
00:44:24.480 --> 00:44:26.239
Yeah, but is that good for them?
00:44:26.400 --> 00:44:28.639
Like is that good for the mind being or well-being?
00:44:28.880 --> 00:44:32.079
Do you actually become a better person by doing so or are you just becoming a lot of people?
00:44:32.159 --> 00:44:36.000
I've seen anybody pay for food with an EBT card and be depressed.
00:44:36.960 --> 00:44:40.239
But I've had been at the food store when I'm like,$90 fucking dollars?
00:44:40.480 --> 00:44:40.719
Yeah.
00:44:40.960 --> 00:44:42.079
The fuck did I get?
00:44:42.320 --> 00:44:43.280
You sure about that?
00:44:43.360 --> 00:44:47.199
I've seen that girl like hand over that EBT car with two black eyes.
00:44:48.400 --> 00:44:49.519
That's because she don't listen.
00:44:50.320 --> 00:44:52.800
Yeah, she's been having a good time in that house with an EBT car later.
00:44:55.119 --> 00:44:58.800
I mean, yeah, you know, there's people out there who like abuse the system and everything like that.
00:44:58.960 --> 00:45:03.360
But uh without a doubt, things nowadays definitely cost way more than we're used to.
00:45:03.519 --> 00:45:13.920
We had so the problem is that if you uh you looked at it, you the CPI data, which is the consumer price index, from 2020, from 2020 to 23, there was a large pop.
00:45:14.079 --> 00:45:16.960
It was probably one of the biggest pops in inflation that we've experienced.
00:45:17.199 --> 00:45:17.760
Thanks, buddy.
00:45:18.000 --> 00:45:25.840
But from um 2023 up until now, there's been a like 14% increase in inflation overall, you know.
00:45:26.159 --> 00:45:27.920
Is pop a technical term?
00:45:28.719 --> 00:45:29.119
Yes.
00:45:29.360 --> 00:45:29.519
Okay.
00:45:29.840 --> 00:45:32.079
No, I I I enjoyed it, but I just wanted to know.
00:45:32.480 --> 00:45:33.280
Yeah, it was a pop.
00:45:33.360 --> 00:45:36.000
I mean, well, so it's it's larger than we've ever been used to.
00:45:36.239 --> 00:45:38.079
I mean, i think about it.
00:45:38.159 --> 00:45:40.960
You know, I used to hear stories from my parents, you know, years ago.
00:45:41.039 --> 00:45:47.599
I used to go to the pizzeria and I'd put a dollar down and I would get a pie or something crazy like that, you know, like a slice with a penny.
00:45:48.079 --> 00:45:52.719
Our pants saying I I came in and I spent like three$200,000 on a home around here.
00:45:52.880 --> 00:45:54.880
Like that is not it's unheard.
00:45:55.920 --> 00:45:56.400
What's up?
00:45:56.480 --> 00:45:57.679
Who spent$200,000?
00:45:57.840 --> 00:46:00.239
Uh I believe my grandmother spent$45,000.
00:46:00.400 --> 00:46:00.719
Yeah.
00:46:00.960 --> 00:46:01.199
Yeah.
00:46:01.760 --> 00:46:02.480
$4,500?
00:46:02.800 --> 00:46:03.599
Uh yeah.
00:46:03.840 --> 00:46:04.639
Yeah, that's that's good.
00:46:04.719 --> 00:46:07.519
I mean, what houses out here in 1950 were$7,500.
00:46:07.760 --> 00:46:15.039
So yeah, like, but then again, at the same time, the the the wage that people took home was probably only like$40 a week.
00:46:15.360 --> 00:46:17.679
A couple of thousand bucks, you know, it wasn't a lot.
00:46:17.840 --> 00:46:20.480
Uh so they did have their struggles too.
00:46:20.800 --> 00:46:25.119
But without a doubt, like the pricing of homes are very expensive right now.
00:46:25.280 --> 00:46:27.840
But um, but like just basic stuff is crazy too.
00:46:27.920 --> 00:46:29.280
Like I go to the bagel store.
00:46:29.760 --> 00:46:29.920
Yeah.
00:46:30.480 --> 00:46:32.079
Fucking butter bagel is fucking five bucks.
00:46:32.320 --> 00:46:32.800
Five dollars.
00:46:33.039 --> 00:46:33.119
Right.
00:46:33.280 --> 00:46:33.519
Yeah.
00:46:33.599 --> 00:46:34.400
I guess what I got.
00:46:34.800 --> 00:46:36.960
I got a cream cheese bagel, five dollars.
00:46:37.119 --> 00:46:39.519
I bought a if you want it BLTS ten.
00:46:39.840 --> 00:46:41.440
I bought a Red Bull the other day, five dollars.
00:46:41.840 --> 00:46:43.440
I went to a place in the city.
00:46:43.679 --> 00:46:44.320
A Red Bull?
00:46:44.480 --> 00:46:48.079
Yeah, they're a drink, a drink, a fucking drink, a one-time drink.
00:46:48.480 --> 00:46:52.159
I went to a fucking place in the city, it was fifty cents for them to toast a bagel.
00:46:53.760 --> 00:46:56.079
I'm like, yo, the fucking toaster's on.
00:46:56.320 --> 00:46:56.480
Yeah.
00:46:56.639 --> 00:46:58.480
All you gotta do is cut your hands and put it in there.
00:46:58.960 --> 00:47:01.360
Like, oh yeah, you know, you just spend the money.
00:47:01.599 --> 00:47:02.239
Yeah.
00:47:04.159 --> 00:47:07.199
Did he did he charge you five cents to flip the knife?
00:47:07.360 --> 00:47:08.400
So do a back spread.
00:47:09.519 --> 00:47:11.360
He'll only rub the butter one way.
00:47:11.599 --> 00:47:15.599
If you want to backstroke, you gotta like I ain't coming to this bagel store again.
00:47:15.760 --> 00:47:16.000
It's fine.
00:47:16.159 --> 00:47:16.880
It's crazy.
00:47:17.039 --> 00:47:17.280
Yeah.
00:47:17.519 --> 00:47:17.760
Yeah.
00:47:17.920 --> 00:47:20.719
But no, without a doubt, you know, things cost way more money.
00:47:20.880 --> 00:47:25.840
Uh you can only hope that like whatever, you know, if you the job or whatever you have is too much.
00:47:26.000 --> 00:47:27.519
Do you really think there's anything going back from this?
00:47:27.840 --> 00:47:28.480
And keep it up.
00:47:28.559 --> 00:47:28.719
Yeah.
00:47:28.880 --> 00:47:32.000
No, I think the doors, like the Pandora's box has been open.
00:47:32.320 --> 00:47:33.280
Prices will never go down.
00:47:33.440 --> 00:47:33.599
Right.
00:47:35.519 --> 00:47:36.320
We let them get away with it.
00:47:36.400 --> 00:47:43.119
We let them get away with the ex the explosion of pricing right now, and we're gouged out of our asses, and there's no going back from this.
00:47:43.280 --> 00:47:44.400
There's no recovering from this.
00:47:44.480 --> 00:47:46.400
We well there is.
00:47:46.639 --> 00:47:51.519
So like we would need a serious recession in order for that to happen.
00:47:51.840 --> 00:47:53.119
So how do we start one?
00:47:53.679 --> 00:47:55.440
We just wait for it to happen because they're cynical.
00:47:55.840 --> 00:47:57.199
Can we physically do it?
00:47:58.400 --> 00:48:02.719
Um Trump can do it.
00:48:03.599 --> 00:48:07.360
Can we shut something down to create this like stimulate this to happen?
00:48:07.599 --> 00:48:15.199
The thing about that is in order for that to actually happen when you go into a real recession, things get really bad for people like us.
00:48:15.760 --> 00:48:16.960
What do you mean?
00:48:17.199 --> 00:48:20.000
Uh you lose your job, you're gonna be out of work.
00:48:20.239 --> 00:48:20.480
Right.
00:48:20.559 --> 00:48:20.719
Okay.
00:48:21.599 --> 00:48:25.679
Prices of houses are gonna skyrocket, and mortgage rates are gonna skyrocket.
00:48:25.840 --> 00:48:29.599
Everything's gonna go way high and then crash and burn.
00:48:29.840 --> 00:48:31.119
Yeah, because people won't be able to pay.
00:48:31.280 --> 00:48:31.519
Yeah.
00:48:31.599 --> 00:48:43.599
So people end up upside down on their mortgages, people won't be able to sell their houses then, people will be in extain credit card debt, your fucking insurance prices for your health insurance, car insurance, everything's gonna go through the fucking roof.
00:48:43.840 --> 00:48:44.239
Can't we do it?
00:48:44.639 --> 00:48:46.159
Corporations are not gonna lose.
00:48:46.480 --> 00:48:47.920
Can we just do the fight club?
00:48:48.159 --> 00:48:51.519
Well, pe whoever is ready and has what they call the firepower.
00:48:51.920 --> 00:48:57.760
Like the end of the end of the fight club with a cash cash will get devalued really quickly, you know?
00:48:58.000 --> 00:48:58.719
Yeah, liquefied.
00:48:58.800 --> 00:49:00.320
You gotta have you gotta have no small.
00:49:00.639 --> 00:49:03.280
There's nothing back in cash except for the economy.
00:49:03.360 --> 00:49:07.760
And the and once the economy collapses, cash isn't worth shit.
00:49:07.920 --> 00:49:08.239
You know?
00:49:08.559 --> 00:49:12.159
Uh well, if we're talking economic, you know, collapse, yeah.
00:49:12.320 --> 00:49:15.920
But I'm just talking about like, you know, a nice little pullback.
00:49:16.320 --> 00:49:21.840
You know, like you know, 2008 when people were like losing their homes and everything, foreclosure.
00:49:22.000 --> 00:49:23.119
I mean, a lot of people made a lot.
00:49:24.480 --> 00:49:25.840
But the price of food didn't go down.
00:49:26.159 --> 00:49:29.039
Were flushed made good money on like deals and stuff.
00:49:29.199 --> 00:49:30.719
But yeah, um, yeah, exactly.
00:49:30.800 --> 00:49:34.559
Like uh price of food didn't go down, health insurance went up.
00:49:34.880 --> 00:49:40.079
Yeah, but I don't I mean it's funny I live during that shit, but I don't remember it was housing, you know.
00:49:40.239 --> 00:49:42.559
It was all yeah, well, it was the housing crisis.
00:49:42.719 --> 00:49:43.920
Yeah, yeah.
00:49:44.159 --> 00:49:51.840
Uh and I mean um even they had like the internet stuff, like you know, it was the dot net bubble or whatever, the internet, like dot-com boom and all that.
00:49:52.639 --> 00:49:57.760
So it's cynical, like it happens all the time, you know, cycle or whatever they could say the fucking word.
00:49:58.239 --> 00:50:01.360
Yeah, but um we'll see, I guess, what happens next.
00:50:01.519 --> 00:50:07.199
I mean, uh, so the the Iran war that we have going on right now, I push gas prices up.
00:50:07.440 --> 00:50:10.960
That wasn't that nice paying three dollars and twenty-nine cents for a gallon.
00:50:11.119 --> 00:50:14.400
Yeah, which I haven't paid in like that in a while.
00:50:14.639 --> 00:50:17.679
It's so stupid because we don't even fucking get our oil from there.
00:50:17.840 --> 00:50:20.639
You know, it's all it's all fear.
00:50:21.440 --> 00:50:22.320
Yeah, it's just fake.
00:50:22.400 --> 00:50:24.719
And that just shows you how our economy works.
00:50:24.880 --> 00:50:26.239
It's fake, you know.
00:50:26.480 --> 00:50:36.320
They're just like, oh, look, there's there might be some sort of uh hostility going on with oil that doesn't come to America, so um uh American oil is more money.
00:50:36.880 --> 00:50:44.159
Yeah, you gotta look at whatever the index is on that, the uh the WTI crude oil and see what it is per barrel.
00:50:44.719 --> 00:50:46.719
I think it was like eighty bucks.
00:50:47.119 --> 00:50:52.800
So it was between sixty and eighty when we used to pay like a dollar fifty a gallon.
00:50:53.679 --> 00:50:55.039
Oh sixty then, definitely.
00:50:55.199 --> 00:50:56.159
Well closer to sixty.
00:50:56.480 --> 00:50:57.440
It was between sixty and eighty.
00:50:57.599 --> 00:50:58.559
It would fluctuate a little bit.
00:50:58.639 --> 00:51:01.920
So if we were paying like a dollar fifty and then it went up to eighty, we'd be paying two bucks.
00:51:02.000 --> 00:51:11.599
Then it would go back down and we'd pay$1.75, and now it's at it went up, it went up over a hundred, and that's when our gas prices went up over to three dollars three fifty, right?
00:51:11.679 --> 00:51:13.199
Recently, recent history.
00:51:13.360 --> 00:51:15.039
Then it went back down to around eighty.
00:51:16.159 --> 00:51:18.400
And we're still paying three dollars a gallon, you know?
00:51:18.800 --> 00:51:20.400
They're like never gonna go back down.
00:51:20.559 --> 00:51:21.920
These guys like these prices.
00:51:23.039 --> 00:51:24.800
They'll pay any price, they'll keep paying.
00:51:25.920 --> 00:51:26.719
They gotta get there.
00:51:26.960 --> 00:51:28.960
We should just drill until we find oil.
00:51:29.360 --> 00:51:30.159
We don't have to.
00:51:30.480 --> 00:51:31.199
We have plenty.
00:51:31.440 --> 00:51:33.519
Just fucking I'm saying us.
00:51:33.760 --> 00:51:34.719
Like, let's get a drill.
00:51:34.880 --> 00:51:35.119
Oh.
00:51:35.280 --> 00:51:36.079
We'll right here.
00:51:36.239 --> 00:51:36.559
Fucking.
00:51:37.519 --> 00:51:38.480
No, the problem is this.
00:51:38.719 --> 00:51:39.519
Yeah, three eight oh.
00:51:40.960 --> 00:51:42.559
Listen, according to real estate law.
00:51:43.679 --> 00:51:47.440
According to real estate or law, I own everything from here to the core of the earth.
00:51:47.599 --> 00:51:48.159
Oh, yeah.
00:51:48.320 --> 00:51:48.639
Yeah.
00:51:48.880 --> 00:51:54.239
Well, with that said, from here to the core of the earth is just to try and sandbar that got pushed up from a glacier.
00:51:54.559 --> 00:51:55.760
We're not gonna find anything under that.
00:51:56.000 --> 00:51:57.199
A little oil somehow get there?
00:51:57.440 --> 00:51:58.239
No, we gotta go out.
00:51:58.719 --> 00:52:02.159
No, we should go out to Dakota's and like buy a little mountainous property.
00:52:02.480 --> 00:52:03.280
And do what?
00:52:03.360 --> 00:52:04.559
And drill for oil.
00:52:04.719 --> 00:52:05.119
Drill for oil.
00:52:06.800 --> 00:52:08.079
In Dakota, the mountains.
00:52:08.159 --> 00:52:11.840
But the mountains is like where you know the plates are pushing together.
00:52:11.920 --> 00:52:17.599
You'll find maybe a little volcanic activity, some hurricanes, uh earthquakes, hurricanes, uh, shit like that.
00:52:17.760 --> 00:52:19.679
No, usually flat areas like Texas.
00:52:20.960 --> 00:52:21.360
Really?
00:52:21.679 --> 00:52:23.119
Texas doesn't have any mountains.
00:52:23.360 --> 00:52:24.480
What are you talking about?
00:52:24.719 --> 00:52:25.039
No.
00:52:25.760 --> 00:52:26.880
Yeah, I think they are pretty much.
00:52:27.360 --> 00:52:29.360
Pakistan is like the iron dome.
00:52:29.440 --> 00:52:31.679
Well, like not the iron dome, the iron dome is Israel.
00:52:31.760 --> 00:52:35.840
But Pakistan is uh what what was their they were surrounded by mountains.
00:52:35.920 --> 00:52:37.119
It's a whole mountainous area.
00:52:37.199 --> 00:52:39.039
That's why they have so much fucking oil there.
00:52:39.119 --> 00:52:40.880
It's a mountainous like pockety area.
00:52:41.119 --> 00:52:42.079
Pakistan has no oil.
00:52:42.320 --> 00:52:43.920
Or not Pakistan, Iran.
00:52:44.079 --> 00:52:44.559
Oh, Iran.
00:52:44.960 --> 00:52:45.280
Iran.
00:52:45.440 --> 00:52:48.000
Iran is a mountainous fucking like area.
00:52:48.159 --> 00:52:49.920
Uh yeah, it's surrounded by mountains.
00:52:50.079 --> 00:52:58.159
Yeah, they're on the uh like Iraqi border and north up into like what's that fucking Kurdistan, which they don't want to call it Kurdistan because of the Kurdish people.
00:52:58.320 --> 00:53:00.639
But anyway, like in that area, whatever.
00:53:00.880 --> 00:53:02.000
Turkey, you know.
00:53:02.239 --> 00:53:03.679
Yeah, there might be some oil over there.
00:53:03.760 --> 00:53:03.920
Yeah.
00:53:04.000 --> 00:53:05.039
Well, yeah, Iraq had oil.
00:53:05.119 --> 00:53:05.519
Yeah, it's right.
00:53:05.760 --> 00:53:06.639
Iraq and Iran have oil.
00:53:06.880 --> 00:53:10.159
One of the first things they did during like the Gulf War was burn the fucking wells.
00:53:10.400 --> 00:53:14.639
And then we we have a huge no way to fucking turn that fire out.
00:53:14.800 --> 00:53:20.559
We have a huge pipeline that comes down from Alaska and from uh that's no no Joe Biden killed that.
00:53:20.639 --> 00:53:22.000
That's all mountainous area.
00:53:22.079 --> 00:53:24.239
Yeah, like oil's found in mountains.
00:53:24.480 --> 00:53:27.519
Yo, you know how much will those guys make to weld a pipe?
00:53:27.760 --> 00:53:28.800
Yeah, uh no.
00:53:29.039 --> 00:53:30.000
Crazy ass money.
00:53:30.079 --> 00:53:30.400
Oh, yeah.
00:53:31.519 --> 00:53:32.559
I thought we were actually gonna give you five.
00:53:34.159 --> 00:53:34.960
They make crazy ass money.
00:53:35.360 --> 00:53:35.920
Crazy ass dick.
00:53:36.079 --> 00:53:40.159
It was like I remember Hey, uh ladies and gentlemen, would you like to make crazy ass money?
00:53:40.480 --> 00:53:47.840
Nah, but they like there was a dude, he was like living in a trailer, he'd like follow the pipe, and he would fucking weld that fucking oil pipe.
00:53:47.920 --> 00:53:50.079
Yeah, and they made crazy ass money.
00:53:50.239 --> 00:53:52.320
Do you know that the like I don't know how much, but it's a lot.
00:53:52.559 --> 00:53:54.880
The water pipes and the oil pipes get blown up all the time.
00:53:55.119 --> 00:53:57.920
What why from like a uh like activists or whatever?
00:53:58.239 --> 00:54:00.960
Yeah, protesters and activists come through and try to blow up the pipes all the time.
00:54:01.119 --> 00:54:02.239
I should make a video game.
00:54:02.480 --> 00:54:03.199
That's so sweet.
00:54:03.519 --> 00:54:04.239
Protect the pipe.
00:54:04.400 --> 00:54:05.920
You guys are killing our fucking environment.
00:54:06.000 --> 00:54:08.079
Let me blow this up and it cause a fucking oil leak.
00:54:09.199 --> 00:54:09.599
Yeah.
00:54:09.920 --> 00:54:11.039
Well, I think it was dry.
00:54:11.119 --> 00:54:13.119
It was probably dry, it probably wasn't completed yet.
00:54:13.280 --> 00:54:15.760
But yeah, it's uh it's interesting that kind of shit.
00:54:16.000 --> 00:54:16.559
Yeah.
00:54:16.719 --> 00:54:16.960
Yeah.
00:54:17.119 --> 00:54:24.000
I don't I don't know why they would want to attack or blow it up, but yeah, they feel entitled to want to go down and like fuck with the flow.
00:54:24.159 --> 00:54:25.039
Yeah, it's so crazy.
00:54:25.119 --> 00:54:33.679
The other day I was watching something, it was like uh they were having like a in in like the UK somewhere, there was like some kind of protest at March or something like that.
00:54:33.840 --> 00:54:36.639
And it was like the right wing, you know, march over there.
00:54:36.800 --> 00:54:38.480
Oh, and then in England, I can't think of it.
00:54:38.559 --> 00:54:40.400
They looked, there was like a little canal, right?
00:54:40.480 --> 00:54:52.719
And there was like a little walkway on the canal, and like Antifa was like having their thing walking next to them, and it was like a spot where they kind of converged, and uh yeah, it was like it turned into like a little bit of a brawl, you know.
00:54:52.800 --> 00:54:53.679
It was pretty interesting.
00:54:53.840 --> 00:54:57.679
Yeah, yeah, they fucking they started poking them with the fucking English flag and shit.
00:54:57.840 --> 00:55:00.559
Like they were like trying to pick at them and shit, yeah, kicking them and shit.
00:55:00.639 --> 00:55:02.480
I'm like, yeah, fuck those fucking Antifa.
00:55:02.800 --> 00:55:03.519
What's up with that?
00:55:03.679 --> 00:55:05.039
They're all over the goddamn place.
00:55:05.119 --> 00:55:06.880
They're here, they're in fucking UK.
00:55:06.960 --> 00:55:07.519
What the fuck?
00:55:07.840 --> 00:55:09.599
Well, yeah, they're funded by Soros.
00:55:09.760 --> 00:55:10.159
Oh my god.
00:55:10.639 --> 00:55:12.880
The big corporations, they want they want that to happen.
00:55:13.039 --> 00:55:13.760
They're well funded.
00:55:14.000 --> 00:55:14.639
Civil unrest.
00:55:14.880 --> 00:55:18.639
Yo, you hear about that girl who's like a professional protester and she makes like 80k a year.
00:55:18.800 --> 00:55:19.280
There's a lot.
00:55:19.760 --> 00:55:20.639
Holy cow, bro.
00:55:20.719 --> 00:55:23.679
Yeah, there's one in New York City that got paid like$2.5 million.
00:55:24.159 --> 00:55:25.039
That's crazy.
00:55:25.280 --> 00:55:28.480
Dude, if you listen to Soros, so Soros did an interview talking about Ukraine.
00:55:28.719 --> 00:55:30.079
I wear a t-shirt, bro.
00:55:30.320 --> 00:55:30.639
Yeah.
00:55:31.280 --> 00:55:32.559
No, you gotta do all this shit.
00:55:32.639 --> 00:55:34.880
That's what they were saying about the fucking noise meters and shit.
00:55:34.960 --> 00:55:36.480
Like you gotta be yelling and carrying on.
00:55:36.559 --> 00:55:39.199
Like, that's how you get the bit the bonus.
00:55:39.840 --> 00:55:52.239
But Soros did an interview about Ukraine but long before the war started, and he was saying how he pays for democratic groups to be formed in Ukraine to create civil unrest.
00:55:52.480 --> 00:55:59.519
Because Ukraine, before Biden and Obama put fucking um I don't know if it was Zelensky.
00:55:59.760 --> 00:56:01.360
No, I think it was Zelensky.
00:56:01.519 --> 00:56:04.000
The last guy that was in there was pro-Russian, right?
00:56:04.320 --> 00:56:07.119
Ukraine's only been fucking Ukraine for like 30 fucking years.
00:56:07.440 --> 00:56:10.079
Not that old, you know, it was Russia before that.
00:56:10.320 --> 00:56:11.599
Right, right, right, right, right.
00:56:11.840 --> 00:56:19.199
So the guy before that, whatever the fuck his name was, was a pro-Russia guy and wanted to be Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:56:19.519 --> 00:56:21.199
Then they put in Zelensky.
00:56:21.360 --> 00:56:30.400
But in order to get that civil unrest to be able to overthrow that other guy and America come in and save the day and democratically elect Zelensky, quote unquote.
00:56:30.639 --> 00:56:31.199
Right, right.
00:56:31.840 --> 00:56:42.880
Soros funded all these organizations to have propaganda out there telling them you want to be a Western civilization, you want to be like America, you want to be like a democratic place, you want to you want to have free elections, you want to have this or that.
00:56:43.039 --> 00:56:46.320
And then since Zelensky's been in, there hasn't been a single fucking election.
00:56:46.480 --> 00:56:47.199
So Right.
00:56:47.280 --> 00:56:48.159
Yeah, he stopped it.
00:56:49.760 --> 00:56:50.559
Yeah, freedom.
00:56:52.239 --> 00:56:53.119
It's crazy.
00:56:53.280 --> 00:56:53.920
Yep.
00:56:55.519 --> 00:56:56.079
Hmm.
00:56:57.519 --> 00:57:00.079
It is crazy how like the money can manipulate the system, right?
00:57:00.239 --> 00:57:01.679
Well, that's what like Antifa is.
00:57:01.760 --> 00:57:10.639
That's what all these stupid ice fucking protesters and bullshit is, is they're getting paid and encouraged, and other politicians are encouraging them.
00:57:10.960 --> 00:57:12.239
I kind of liked it well, really.
00:57:12.960 --> 00:57:18.800
I I don't know if I brought this up with you guys before, but when it came down to the signs, um, I had this debate with my mother.
00:57:19.039 --> 00:57:19.519
The signs?
00:57:19.840 --> 00:57:20.480
The signs.
00:57:20.639 --> 00:57:21.199
Oh, the sign.
00:57:21.440 --> 00:57:25.039
Yeah, just the signs themselves that they walk around with and they protest with on the streets.
00:57:25.119 --> 00:57:25.920
Oh, yeah.
00:57:26.079 --> 00:57:26.400
Okay.
00:57:26.559 --> 00:57:28.880
Um, I don't know if you guys remember WWE.
00:57:29.199 --> 00:57:29.360
Right.
00:57:29.519 --> 00:57:31.679
Yeah, but WWE used to go to WWE.
00:57:31.920 --> 00:57:33.679
Yeah, but everybody show it aside.
00:57:34.000 --> 00:57:34.239
Right.
00:57:34.320 --> 00:57:35.280
Everybody had their sign.
00:57:35.360 --> 00:57:40.800
They went down to like Office Depot and they bought their like you know, they bought their piece of giant paper.
00:57:40.880 --> 00:57:40.960
Yeah.
00:57:41.039 --> 00:57:42.079
They made all their signs.
00:57:42.480 --> 00:57:43.119
Cardboard shit.
00:57:43.360 --> 00:57:43.519
Yeah.
00:57:43.679 --> 00:57:46.880
So Steve Austin, suck my dick, and this, that, and the other, all over it.
00:57:47.199 --> 00:57:48.239
And they went all out on that.
00:57:48.320 --> 00:57:55.840
And those were guys that loved it, love the passion of this uh sport and went and built those signs, brought it down there, and they still look like shit.
00:57:56.079 --> 00:57:59.599
And then you look at these protesters today, and they have like these$70.
00:58:02.480 --> 00:58:02.880
Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:58:03.199 --> 00:58:04.239
So it's it's organized.
00:58:04.719 --> 00:58:05.440
They have medical tests.
00:58:05.840 --> 00:58:06.639
Thousands of dollars.
00:58:07.119 --> 00:58:12.719
You know, you know the protests that like uh the peaceful protests that turn violent.
00:58:13.039 --> 00:58:14.559
Like pulled my headphones out or something.
00:58:15.599 --> 00:58:18.480
Fucking beer.
00:58:23.280 --> 00:58:24.079
I pulled your headphones.
00:58:24.960 --> 00:58:26.400
You're on uh oh you're on three.
00:58:26.639 --> 00:58:27.280
Yeah.
00:58:28.559 --> 00:58:29.119
Oh yeah, yeah.
00:58:31.199 --> 00:58:32.559
Technical difficulties.
00:58:32.960 --> 00:58:34.400
Ladies and gentlemen, stand by.
00:58:34.880 --> 00:58:35.519
There we go.
00:58:36.239 --> 00:58:37.760
Yeah, Doug like pulled his cord in it.
00:58:38.079 --> 00:58:38.719
Are you Are you in?
00:58:38.880 --> 00:58:39.119
Yeah, man.
00:58:39.360 --> 00:58:42.000
You ever seen that gay shit where he's like, say are you in?
00:58:44.320 --> 00:58:44.880
Yeah.
00:58:45.199 --> 00:58:46.559
But uh, I pulled you out?
00:58:46.719 --> 00:58:47.119
What's that?
00:58:47.199 --> 00:58:47.599
No, no, no.
00:58:47.840 --> 00:58:49.039
It sounds like we had to cut this out.
00:58:49.119 --> 00:58:50.079
It sounds gay as fuck.
00:58:50.159 --> 00:58:51.599
I pulled you out, I put him in.
00:58:51.679 --> 00:58:53.039
Like, what's going on?
00:58:54.400 --> 00:58:55.840
You in, bro, you in.
00:58:56.000 --> 00:58:56.639
I think I'm in.
00:58:56.960 --> 00:58:57.440
Are you in?
00:58:57.599 --> 00:58:58.239
Oh, you in.
00:58:58.320 --> 00:58:59.280
Yeah, it's bad.
00:58:59.440 --> 00:59:02.800
No, but um I can't feel you, bro.
00:59:02.960 --> 00:59:17.679
So the protest shit though, like, yo, I heard that they they like they're they're peaceful, quote unquote, and then all of a sudden there's like a van that drops off like a shitload of bricks on like a corner somewhere, and then they all run over and grab it, and it becomes crazy.
00:59:17.840 --> 00:59:21.119
Well, that's what they found out about January 6th when they released all the footage.
00:59:21.280 --> 00:59:27.119
Yeah, they see that like the riot part of that was incited by people who worked for the FBI.
00:59:27.280 --> 00:59:30.079
Yeah, they weren't fucking just the protesters.
00:59:30.159 --> 00:59:32.239
It was yeah, and it's it's a crowd mentality.
00:59:32.320 --> 00:59:35.599
Once you get like six or seven people, start throwing rocks, yeah.
00:59:35.760 --> 00:59:37.920
Now everyone's picking up rocks and throwing rocks, you know.
00:59:38.159 --> 00:59:38.639
Yeah, exactly.
00:59:38.719 --> 00:59:39.760
Yeah, but they're sheeple.
00:59:39.920 --> 00:59:52.159
And what's crazy is shit is that like yo, I read an article the other day that the Democratic Party is fucking paying is is will not allow like uh history lessons to say the opposite.
00:59:52.320 --> 00:59:52.639
Yeah.
00:59:52.800 --> 01:00:04.400
Like, so like anybody who was like pro it was peaceful and everything like that initially, which I know it wasn't completely peaceful, yeah, but like they like they're scrutinizing that thing to be the worst thing that ever happened to America.
01:00:04.480 --> 01:00:04.800
Oh, yeah.
01:00:04.880 --> 01:00:06.320
It's the worst day in American history.
01:00:06.480 --> 01:00:09.199
Yeah, like it's so fucking stupid.
01:00:09.360 --> 01:00:11.119
9-11 pales in comparison.
01:00:11.280 --> 01:00:11.840
Oh, yeah.
01:00:12.960 --> 01:00:15.599
Yeah, those were our friends that crashed into the plane.
01:00:15.679 --> 01:00:20.159
Yeah, just a pilot with bad directions, you know, it happens.
01:00:20.400 --> 01:00:21.199
Yeah, right.
01:00:21.440 --> 01:00:22.880
It happens, yeah.
01:00:23.519 --> 01:00:24.079
Crazy.
01:00:24.239 --> 01:00:30.719
I just saw a video where they were like launching missiles at a building, and they're like, look at this plane, launch like 40 missiles at this building and it doesn't fall.
01:00:31.280 --> 01:00:34.239
And they're like, but one plane hits a giant building and it falls.
01:00:34.400 --> 01:00:35.599
Yeah, yeah.
01:00:36.320 --> 01:00:37.440
Fucking insane.
01:00:37.840 --> 01:00:46.480
Well, um, I don't know if you've seen the footage of the Empire State Building, but a plane hit that thing and burned for like 24 hours.
01:00:46.559 --> 01:00:46.880
Yeah, yeah.
01:00:47.039 --> 01:00:49.360
Just sitting there just roasting for 24 hours.
01:00:53.199 --> 01:00:53.599
Yeah.
01:00:53.840 --> 01:00:54.400
Yeah.
01:00:54.719 --> 01:00:56.000
It was like a Sesta from like.
01:00:58.719 --> 01:01:05.440
They built the World Trade Center purposefully to be able to get hit by a fucking big plane.
01:01:05.599 --> 01:01:05.840
Yeah.
01:01:06.159 --> 01:01:11.440
Because only a few years before they started building it, the fucking uh whatchamacallit got hit.
01:01:11.519 --> 01:01:12.559
The Empire State Building got hit.
01:01:12.639 --> 01:01:12.800
Yeah.
01:01:13.039 --> 01:01:14.159
This is nonsense.
01:01:14.320 --> 01:01:16.320
Uh, whatever the government said was true.
01:01:16.400 --> 01:01:18.320
I like my life the way it is.
01:01:20.159 --> 01:01:22.320
I mean, they've been going for that shit forever, right?
01:01:22.400 --> 01:01:23.679
They they tried bombing it.
01:01:23.760 --> 01:01:26.880
They went into the fucking thing with vans filled with like fertilizer.
01:01:27.039 --> 01:01:27.199
Yeah.
01:01:27.360 --> 01:01:29.920
And it like somewhat I don't even know if it really blew up, did it?
01:01:30.079 --> 01:01:32.400
Yeah, no, yeah, there was an explosion in the basement.
01:01:32.639 --> 01:01:33.360
But nothing happened.
01:01:33.519 --> 01:01:34.079
Nothing happened.
01:01:34.400 --> 01:01:37.599
Yeah, they they blew off like the concrete and the metal beams were still there.
01:01:37.840 --> 01:01:38.400
Yeah, yeah.
01:01:38.639 --> 01:01:39.679
It like laughed at them.
01:01:39.840 --> 01:01:40.000
Right.
01:01:40.320 --> 01:01:40.480
Right.
01:01:40.639 --> 01:01:41.840
I was like, I got you, homie.
01:01:42.000 --> 01:01:42.159
Yeah.
01:01:42.400 --> 01:01:44.880
They were like, okay, next time we're gonna wire the building.
01:01:46.000 --> 01:01:51.360
This ain't alcoholic they were testing, they were like, oh shit, man, we're gonna have to put some fucking bombs all the way up.
01:01:51.519 --> 01:01:51.920
Right.
01:01:52.159 --> 01:01:54.000
You know, we can't just have one bomb go off.
01:01:54.159 --> 01:01:55.760
We gotta have a bunch of bombs go off.
01:01:55.920 --> 01:01:59.440
How about we put bombs by all the support structures?
01:01:59.679 --> 01:02:08.559
And then we fly a plane into it and we'll push the button, and then we'll tell everybody that the plane knocked it over, but we strategically blew it all up on the interior.
01:02:08.960 --> 01:02:09.760
Allegedly.
01:02:09.920 --> 01:02:10.559
Yeah.
01:02:12.079 --> 01:02:13.599
You think that would work?
01:02:14.320 --> 01:02:19.199
I mean, what's crazy too is like that whole area was built like it wasn't always there.
01:02:19.440 --> 01:02:21.360
And it was like garbage.
01:02:22.400 --> 01:02:23.199
Parts of it, yeah.
01:02:23.280 --> 01:02:23.519
Yeah.
01:02:23.599 --> 01:02:23.840
Yep.
01:02:24.000 --> 01:02:29.760
Well, they found like an old ship that they like buried there when they were excavating all the fucking wreckage.
01:02:29.840 --> 01:02:30.159
Yeah.
01:02:30.400 --> 01:02:34.400
They found like an old wooden ship that was like part of the garbage pile, you know.
01:02:34.639 --> 01:02:35.519
That's crazy.
01:02:35.840 --> 01:02:36.960
It's like, oh, wait a minute.
01:02:37.039 --> 01:02:38.159
This was Christopher Columbus.
01:02:38.239 --> 01:02:40.480
Yeah, they were like, oh, whose ship was this?
01:02:40.559 --> 01:02:42.559
They're like, uh the Mayflower.
01:02:42.960 --> 01:02:44.239
Yeah, that's the Spanish guys, man.
01:02:44.320 --> 01:02:45.360
We don't give a shit about them.
01:02:47.280 --> 01:02:47.519
Yeah.
01:02:48.000 --> 01:02:49.360
We're gonna change that history now.
01:02:49.440 --> 01:02:51.119
We're already rewriting history.
01:02:52.559 --> 01:02:53.199
Yeah.
01:02:53.840 --> 01:02:56.559
Just like there's no cornucopia, I'm through the loom.
01:02:56.719 --> 01:02:57.360
Yeah.
01:02:58.239 --> 01:02:58.800
Yeah.
01:02:59.440 --> 01:03:02.559
Soon there won't be a cornucopia at Thanksgiving.
01:03:02.960 --> 01:03:04.079
I don't have that shit.
01:03:04.239 --> 01:03:07.119
If I saw that shit on my table, I'd be like, what the fuck is that?
01:03:07.199 --> 01:03:07.679
Yeah.
01:03:08.559 --> 01:03:08.960
You know?
01:03:09.039 --> 01:03:11.679
What's this weird fucking cone shit doing on my table?
01:03:11.840 --> 01:03:12.960
It wasn't even pilgrims.
01:03:13.199 --> 01:03:16.000
Do you know what that yeah, do you know where that cone shit came from?
01:03:16.239 --> 01:03:16.559
No.
01:03:16.719 --> 01:03:18.239
Oh, that's Greek mythology.
01:03:18.639 --> 01:03:19.280
Oh, is it?
01:03:19.360 --> 01:03:19.599
Yeah.
01:03:19.760 --> 01:03:21.840
So I got Greek mythology on my table?
01:03:22.000 --> 01:03:22.960
Yeah, it's Greek mythology.
01:03:23.119 --> 01:03:23.199
Yeah.
01:03:23.280 --> 01:03:23.840
So when it came.
01:03:24.159 --> 01:03:24.880
There's Greeks here?
01:03:25.039 --> 01:03:27.280
When it came down to the What does cornucopia mean?
01:03:27.679 --> 01:03:28.079
Horn.
01:03:28.239 --> 01:03:28.719
Horn.
01:03:28.880 --> 01:03:30.320
It means horn in Greek?
01:03:30.719 --> 01:03:31.039
Yeah.
01:03:31.280 --> 01:03:31.599
Oh.
01:03:32.079 --> 01:03:34.239
So um Greek people are like no.
01:03:34.400 --> 01:03:42.480
When Zeus was when Zeus was a baby, um, his mom was afraid that his dad was gonna eat him because he he went by and he ate the other six children.
01:03:42.559 --> 01:03:42.800
Oh.
01:03:42.960 --> 01:03:45.519
So she decided to his dad ate children?
01:03:45.760 --> 01:03:46.400
Yeah, ate him.
01:03:46.719 --> 01:03:48.159
Oh, she had seven children?
01:03:48.320 --> 01:03:49.039
She had seven.
01:03:49.280 --> 01:03:50.239
He was like, I ain't having this.
01:03:50.639 --> 01:03:51.440
Nom nom nom nom.
01:03:51.679 --> 01:03:57.840
She she had seven, she had seven children, uh, one right after another, and the dad came by, and Kronos was like, Yeah.
01:03:58.079 --> 01:03:58.880
This is Greek mythology.
01:03:58.960 --> 01:03:59.519
Yeah, this is Greek.
01:03:59.760 --> 01:04:00.880
They teach this in Greek school?
01:04:01.039 --> 01:04:03.280
Uh I don't I don't I don't know if it's still going on.
01:04:03.440 --> 01:04:05.360
I'm just on this trying to understand my Greek friends.
01:04:05.599 --> 01:04:08.880
This was it, this was actually in that play uh by Homer that we had to read.
01:04:09.039 --> 01:04:11.679
No, unfortunately not, but uh Homer's good though.
01:04:11.920 --> 01:04:14.159
So uh getting back to it though, yeah.
01:04:14.480 --> 01:04:25.519
Um yeah, Kronos uh like there was a uh proverb that said that uh one of his children were gonna take his place and he would no longer be like the main god of the earth.
01:04:25.679 --> 01:04:26.639
Well, he didn't like that.
01:04:26.880 --> 01:04:33.679
So every time a child was one of his children were born, he would come by to the mom and he would eat the child and swallow it up.
01:04:33.840 --> 01:04:34.480
That's rough.
01:04:34.559 --> 01:04:35.360
Yeah, that's crazy.
01:04:35.679 --> 01:04:36.880
Could have just pulled out, bro.
01:04:36.960 --> 01:04:37.119
Right.
01:04:38.000 --> 01:04:40.159
It's like you ate you could have made her eat your child, you know?
01:04:40.320 --> 01:04:42.960
Just like open up, bitch.
01:04:43.760 --> 01:04:48.559
So wait till it came down to the seventh child, like it felt too good.
01:04:49.519 --> 01:04:52.239
The seventh child was um Zeus.
01:04:52.480 --> 01:04:52.800
Okay.
01:04:52.960 --> 01:04:54.639
And Zeus He was like, Don't eat me.
01:04:54.800 --> 01:04:55.519
Well, no, no, no.
01:04:56.000 --> 01:05:09.679
She just she decided to go and like hide him off in this like weird ethestral world where uh Kronos couldn't find him, but she gave him a stepmother, which was this little goat woman, this little Seder woman.
01:05:10.000 --> 01:05:16.159
And when Zeus Lady When was Zeus was a baby, he reached up and he grabbed her horn and he broke the horn off.
01:05:16.559 --> 01:05:18.400
That horn this is the cornucopia.
01:05:18.639 --> 01:05:19.360
This is the cornucopia.
01:05:19.679 --> 01:05:22.320
The fucking fruit and shit came out, and all the fruit came out, bro.
01:05:22.480 --> 01:05:23.199
All the fruit and shit.
01:05:23.440 --> 01:05:24.079
That's what I'm saying.
01:05:24.159 --> 01:05:25.119
What the fuck?
01:05:26.400 --> 01:05:33.760
It was the bear, yeah, the bounty of life or the bounty of whole fucking whole bunch of fruit, bananas, and fucking grapes and shit fell out of that.
01:05:33.840 --> 01:05:36.639
But to be honest with you, well, for anyone who didn't fast forward.
01:05:39.039 --> 01:05:40.480
Thanks for sticking with me, guys.
01:05:40.960 --> 01:05:42.320
I know who you are, right?
01:05:43.199 --> 01:05:46.960
So we had goat horns.
01:05:47.360 --> 01:05:48.559
The Mandela effect.
01:05:49.039 --> 01:05:49.840
Yeah, yeah.
01:05:50.480 --> 01:05:52.559
That was a that was a Greek god thing back then.
01:05:52.719 --> 01:05:59.760
But there's actually so much Greek mythology that's mixed into our like normal lives that nobody even realizes the word the word music.
01:06:00.480 --> 01:06:01.840
Is from Greek mythology.
01:06:02.000 --> 01:06:02.400
Uh-huh.
01:06:02.639 --> 01:06:10.239
So when I was a uh when I was in like fifth or sixth grade out in uh flaw park, there was a they had a Latin class.
01:06:10.320 --> 01:06:11.519
Did you guys do Latin out here?
01:06:11.760 --> 01:06:11.920
No.
01:06:12.239 --> 01:06:12.400
No.
01:06:12.719 --> 01:06:13.119
Not in Latin.
01:06:13.360 --> 01:06:14.079
We called it Spanish.
01:06:14.239 --> 01:06:15.840
They were trying to teach us English, yeah.
01:06:16.000 --> 01:06:16.320
Yeah.
01:06:16.480 --> 01:06:17.920
No, Latin is Latin.
01:06:18.079 --> 01:06:18.559
Yeah, Latin.
01:06:18.960 --> 01:06:19.519
It's like Greek.
01:06:19.679 --> 01:06:20.159
Pig Latin.
01:06:20.320 --> 01:06:20.800
Oh, no, no.
01:06:20.880 --> 01:06:21.119
Latin.
01:06:21.199 --> 01:06:22.400
Latin's a dying language.
01:06:22.480 --> 01:06:26.239
I think it died when we were uh like seven or eight years ago.
01:06:26.400 --> 01:06:26.639
Yeah.
01:06:26.800 --> 01:06:29.280
Well they used to teach oh yeah.
01:06:30.559 --> 01:06:31.119
It was like yesterday.
01:06:31.360 --> 01:06:32.880
We killed it like seven years ago, but yeah.
01:06:33.199 --> 01:06:34.320
Trump Trump loved that shit.
01:06:34.639 --> 01:06:36.000
No, no, seriously.
01:06:38.559 --> 01:06:40.880
No, I think I'm serious though.
01:06:40.960 --> 01:06:42.480
I think it was like eight or nine years ago.
01:06:42.639 --> 01:06:45.440
They were like, no, Latin's dead, and they finally killed the language.
01:06:45.840 --> 01:06:46.159
Yeah.
01:06:46.320 --> 01:06:46.639
Yeah.
01:06:46.800 --> 01:06:47.920
Or I could be full of shit.
01:06:48.159 --> 01:06:55.519
I mean, like every there's like tons of like fucking Latin words that are like mixed into like everything.
01:06:56.239 --> 01:06:57.119
Like jizz.
01:06:57.280 --> 01:06:57.440
Yeah.
01:06:57.599 --> 01:06:59.760
That comes from the Latin word double.
01:07:01.199 --> 01:07:01.440
Latin?
01:07:01.840 --> 01:07:02.079
Horn.
01:07:02.159 --> 01:07:03.679
It's actually which means white and creamy.
01:07:03.920 --> 01:07:06.639
It's actually after Zeus broke off the horn.
01:07:06.719 --> 01:07:07.039
Yeah.
01:07:07.199 --> 01:07:07.920
Jizzed in it.
01:07:08.000 --> 01:07:08.159
Yeah.
01:07:08.320 --> 01:07:09.519
And that was a Latin word.
01:07:09.760 --> 01:07:10.960
Which means cream cheese.
01:07:12.239 --> 01:07:14.239
Zeus used to fuck that little horn.
01:07:14.480 --> 01:07:15.119
Yeah.
01:07:15.519 --> 01:07:18.719
Imagine like that's why pigs have circled weird dicks.
01:07:19.199 --> 01:07:20.719
Oh, I've never seen a pig dick.
01:07:20.800 --> 01:07:21.599
It's circle there.
01:07:21.920 --> 01:07:23.280
Pig dicks are like fucking little.
01:07:23.519 --> 01:07:25.440
Yeah, you never seen the spiral cocks?
01:07:26.239 --> 01:07:27.760
I mean, I know they had spiral tail.
01:07:27.840 --> 01:07:28.800
I didn't know the spiral cock.
01:07:28.960 --> 01:07:30.639
Yeah, they got spiral cocks, but it goes all the way through.
01:07:30.800 --> 01:07:31.280
Yeah, bro.
01:07:32.000 --> 01:07:33.920
So does uh so does ducks.
01:07:34.159 --> 01:07:34.480
What?
01:07:34.639 --> 01:07:35.840
Yeah, ducks have spiral cocks.
01:07:35.920 --> 01:07:36.960
But he said so do Doug's.
01:07:37.039 --> 01:07:37.679
That's what I heard.
01:07:39.119 --> 01:07:40.800
All ducks have spiral cucks.
01:07:42.079 --> 01:07:44.960
My name's Doug, they call us Doug because we have the spiral deck.
01:07:46.480 --> 01:07:48.559
Yeah, we don't actually get the name Doug.
01:07:48.639 --> 01:07:49.840
Our parents don't call us Doug.
01:07:50.000 --> 01:07:51.599
We get we actually get it deemed upon us.
01:07:51.840 --> 01:07:55.199
They were like, Do you want the circumcision for your son or like the spiral?
01:07:56.239 --> 01:07:58.480
You put a hair curler on that thing and plug it.
01:07:58.880 --> 01:08:00.239
They'll spin that around a couple of things.
01:08:00.400 --> 01:08:00.719
My God.
01:08:00.880 --> 01:08:02.079
But you gotta name it Doug.
01:08:02.480 --> 01:08:03.199
Yeah, but no.
01:08:04.079 --> 01:08:08.239
Ducks are the number one uh rapist animal on the planet.
01:08:08.480 --> 01:08:08.800
Really?
01:08:08.960 --> 01:08:09.199
Yeah.
01:08:09.519 --> 01:08:10.239
Would they rape each other?
01:08:10.400 --> 01:08:11.039
Yeah, well, yeah.
01:08:11.119 --> 01:08:12.159
The males rape females.
01:08:12.880 --> 01:08:14.159
They're known for being aggressive.
01:08:14.239 --> 01:08:15.920
Like I mean, listen, they gotta get it.
01:08:16.000 --> 01:08:18.239
I mean, I feel like birds, birds, I feel like a lot of birds do that.
01:08:18.479 --> 01:08:18.960
Well, no, no.
01:08:19.039 --> 01:08:24.159
They the with the female ducks, their vaginas actually have false pockets in them.
01:08:24.319 --> 01:08:26.239
Oh, they're like, not this time.
01:08:26.399 --> 01:08:27.359
Yeah, like they'll be false.
01:08:29.119 --> 01:08:29.760
Exactly.
01:08:30.000 --> 01:08:31.840
That was my feather, bitch.
01:08:32.479 --> 01:08:33.840
You went in the wrong pocket.
01:08:33.920 --> 01:08:34.079
Yeah.
01:08:34.239 --> 01:08:35.359
I don't even feel you.
01:08:35.600 --> 01:08:37.760
Your dick your dick swivel to the left.
01:08:37.920 --> 01:08:38.880
My B goes to the right.
01:08:38.960 --> 01:08:42.880
Yeah, you would think, so wait, if that was the case, you would think that, like, yo, the other male duck would know, right?
01:08:42.960 --> 01:08:44.319
Because it's like, yo, you faking it?
01:08:44.479 --> 01:08:44.640
Yeah.
01:08:44.800 --> 01:08:47.520
You know, you know, let's listen for the squawks and shit.
01:08:47.840 --> 01:08:48.800
She ain't squawking, bro.
01:08:48.880 --> 01:08:49.439
You in the road.
01:08:50.479 --> 01:08:53.039
That's pullback and rip for them.
01:08:53.439 --> 01:08:53.920
Yeah.
01:08:54.159 --> 01:08:54.800
Yeah.
01:08:55.920 --> 01:08:58.479
I feel like there'd be less ducks in the world if that was true.
01:08:59.439 --> 01:08:59.840
Look that up.
01:09:00.000 --> 01:09:00.479
Google searching.
01:09:01.039 --> 01:09:01.840
Goddamn ducks.
01:09:02.640 --> 01:09:05.600
Well, yeah, I mean I'm not Google searching duck pussy.
01:09:06.000 --> 01:09:08.239
I don't know why you're right.
01:09:08.720 --> 01:09:12.399
Yo, you ever seen the fucking two girls walk up?
01:09:12.640 --> 01:09:13.279
Duck pussy.
01:09:13.439 --> 01:09:15.760
That's that's just fucking porn up fucking certain things.
01:09:15.920 --> 01:09:16.399
Oh my god.
01:09:16.479 --> 01:09:18.560
Yo, there's a there's a like oh I hate my search.
01:09:18.720 --> 01:09:18.880
Yeah.
01:09:19.199 --> 01:09:21.680
There's an uh there's a video on Instagram of this guy.
01:09:21.760 --> 01:09:32.319
He goes into the fucking uh like the fish store and he shows him like the picture of like this fucking fish that's like its mouth is like doing this crazy suction, like this suction fucking thing.
01:09:32.560 --> 01:09:34.479
And the guy's like, I need this fish.
01:09:34.560 --> 01:09:36.399
And he's like, get out of my store.
01:09:37.680 --> 01:09:39.359
It's like we know what you're talking about.
01:09:39.760 --> 01:09:41.039
Fuck out of my store.
01:09:42.239 --> 01:09:43.760
Fucking put that on your piece, bro.
01:09:43.840 --> 01:09:44.560
Fuck that.
01:09:44.880 --> 01:09:47.600
Yeah, we'll uh might have teeth.
01:09:47.760 --> 01:09:48.880
Yeah, yeah.
01:09:49.119 --> 01:09:51.600
If you can't drown it, you can't shouldn't fuck it.
01:09:52.800 --> 01:09:54.239
Yeah, well, I got rules.
01:09:54.560 --> 01:09:55.920
We can suffocate it, I guess.
01:09:56.000 --> 01:09:56.880
You know, I don't know.
01:09:57.279 --> 01:09:57.840
I don't know.
01:09:58.640 --> 01:10:00.079
Changes the rules a little bit.
01:10:00.239 --> 01:10:03.279
Uh you don't even need to just take them out the water.
01:10:03.600 --> 01:10:04.000
Yeah.
01:10:04.159 --> 01:10:04.720
Yeah.
01:10:05.520 --> 01:10:06.000
Flop.
01:10:06.239 --> 01:10:07.119
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:10:07.600 --> 01:10:08.560
It's crazy, man.
01:10:08.800 --> 01:10:10.000
It is actually kind of weird, right?
01:10:10.239 --> 01:10:14.079
Like if you hold somebody's head on the water, they kind of flop around like a fish when you take it out of the water.
01:10:14.239 --> 01:10:14.399
Yeah.
01:10:15.039 --> 01:10:15.439
Fucked up.
01:10:15.920 --> 01:10:16.880
Well, it's the same thing.
01:10:16.960 --> 01:10:17.840
They can't breathe, I guess.
01:10:17.920 --> 01:10:24.880
You know, just the oxygen or whatever's going on there, the uh the exchange of uh gases or whatever have you, it's not happening.
01:10:26.079 --> 01:10:26.720
Yeah.
01:10:28.159 --> 01:10:29.760
Feels like I'm suffocating.
01:10:30.159 --> 01:10:30.800
Yeah.
01:10:32.319 --> 01:10:32.880
Shit.
01:10:33.039 --> 01:10:33.279
Yeah.
01:10:33.680 --> 01:10:34.560
It's fucked up.
01:10:35.039 --> 01:10:37.199
Yeah, yeah, that'd be the hell of a way to go.
01:10:37.439 --> 01:10:37.760
Yeah.
01:10:37.920 --> 01:10:38.319
Yeah.
01:10:39.039 --> 01:10:40.479
Choke a fish out with your cock.
01:10:43.039 --> 01:10:44.159
Poor fishy.
01:10:45.119 --> 01:10:45.760
Yeah.
01:10:46.159 --> 01:10:47.439
Nah, you know.
01:10:47.920 --> 01:10:49.520
I used to, yeah, right?
01:10:50.800 --> 01:10:52.239
Can you get it?
01:10:52.960 --> 01:10:53.680
It's a little pirates.
01:10:54.640 --> 01:10:55.279
Fucking dog.
01:10:56.479 --> 01:10:56.960
My bad.
01:10:57.039 --> 01:10:59.520
Yeah, I would have moved for you, but I'm fucking lazy.
01:11:00.720 --> 01:11:01.119
Fuck them.
01:11:03.279 --> 01:11:04.720
No reason to keep fire lanes on there.
01:11:06.560 --> 01:11:07.680
Nah, we're good.
01:11:09.359 --> 01:11:10.319
Yeah, right, Doug?
01:11:10.479 --> 01:11:12.079
Yeah, I haven't picks in my headset.
01:11:12.880 --> 01:11:14.159
You exasperated.
01:11:14.239 --> 01:11:16.960
You were like shitty headphones.
01:11:17.279 --> 01:11:18.319
We got a bad set.
01:11:19.439 --> 01:11:19.920
Bad studio.
01:11:21.439 --> 01:11:22.239
Studio's bad.
01:11:22.399 --> 01:11:22.800
Yeah.
01:11:25.840 --> 01:11:27.840
You should tell Trump the Ayatollah's here.
01:11:28.319 --> 01:11:30.000
Blow it up, and we're just gonna build a new one.
01:11:30.720 --> 01:11:31.359
Yeah.
01:11:32.239 --> 01:11:32.880
Yeah.
01:11:33.279 --> 01:11:34.399
Yeah, just wreck it.
01:11:34.960 --> 01:11:35.760
We got him.
01:11:36.880 --> 01:11:38.960
Bunch of fags in the middle of a town.
01:11:39.920 --> 01:11:41.600
Turns out he was hiding in a garage.
01:11:41.680 --> 01:11:41.840
Yeah.
01:11:42.399 --> 01:11:43.279
Hiding a garage.
01:11:43.520 --> 01:11:44.800
Going like a dog.
01:11:45.359 --> 01:11:46.159
Dead as a dog.
01:11:46.319 --> 01:11:46.800
Dead as a dog.
01:11:47.039 --> 01:11:47.439
Got him.
01:11:50.000 --> 01:11:51.039
Thought he was strong.
01:11:51.199 --> 01:11:51.840
He was weak.
01:11:53.520 --> 01:11:54.560
Can't hide in Leviton.
01:11:54.720 --> 01:11:55.760
White people ratchet out.
01:11:58.880 --> 01:12:01.039
Leviton's the greatest, just letting you guys know.
01:12:01.119 --> 01:12:01.760
Yeah.
01:12:02.319 --> 01:12:03.359
Yeah, yeah.
01:12:04.720 --> 01:12:05.439
LT.
01:12:06.640 --> 01:12:08.960
So how you guys feeling about DT?
01:12:09.920 --> 01:12:10.239
What?
01:12:10.399 --> 01:12:10.880
DT?
01:12:11.119 --> 01:12:11.760
Donald Trump.
01:12:11.840 --> 01:12:12.079
Oh.
01:12:12.159 --> 01:12:13.039
How you feeling right now?
01:12:13.119 --> 01:12:14.159
You feeling good about Donald?
01:12:14.239 --> 01:12:15.199
You feeling bad about Donald?
01:12:15.279 --> 01:12:17.600
Or like you feeling on uneasy about him?
01:12:17.760 --> 01:12:18.159
I don't know.
01:12:18.319 --> 01:12:21.680
This whole talk about uh what was Israel?
01:12:21.920 --> 01:12:23.119
Are you a MAGA cuck?
01:12:23.279 --> 01:12:24.239
Am I a cuck?
01:12:24.399 --> 01:12:25.359
Are you a MAGA cuck?
01:12:25.600 --> 01:12:25.920
I don't know.
01:12:26.000 --> 01:12:29.359
I've never I've never sat in a chair and watched other people get down before.
01:12:29.600 --> 01:12:31.199
You ever seen other magas fuck each other?
01:12:32.000 --> 01:12:33.920
No, I've never watched that happen.
01:12:34.079 --> 01:12:35.840
So no, I mean, uh, yeah.
01:12:35.920 --> 01:12:39.760
So as far as I'm like Pam Bonnie, get in here and I need uh I need Chuck Patel.
01:12:39.840 --> 01:12:40.560
Get out of here in here.
01:12:40.720 --> 01:12:41.039
Yeah, yeah.
01:12:41.279 --> 01:12:44.000
No, no, as far as like um, how do I think he's doing?
01:12:44.079 --> 01:12:45.119
I think he's doing all right.
01:12:45.199 --> 01:12:52.399
I mean, uh, I think that um I mean, listen, at the end of the day, did I did they think that this war would happen with Iran?
01:12:52.560 --> 01:12:53.840
It's been discussed before.
01:12:54.399 --> 01:12:59.760
I mean, do you do you think we're really getting like led around by our our nut hairs by Israel?
01:12:59.920 --> 01:13:01.600
Or you you do, you do.
01:13:01.680 --> 01:13:01.840
Okay.
01:13:02.079 --> 01:13:16.560
Well, you know, it's funny, they do show like if you if you really want to look into it, I mean, that guy Benjamin BB, he'd been saying like they got 24 hours away from making a nuclear weapon since 19 like 60 or some shit.
01:13:16.720 --> 01:13:22.159
Whenever he became like the day one he became prime minister, he was like mad younger, you know what I'm saying?
01:13:22.319 --> 01:13:27.439
They have old clips of him online talking about it, like during Obama's period, even before that.
01:13:27.680 --> 01:13:30.640
Um, they're gonna build a nuclear weapon and wipe us off the earth.
01:13:30.800 --> 01:13:34.319
Like, I understand, like and like would that be the worst thing?
01:13:34.720 --> 01:13:35.279
Yeah.
01:13:37.039 --> 01:13:39.600
Well, listen, I've Germany's doing pretty good now.
01:13:39.760 --> 01:13:40.960
Yeah, yeah.
01:13:41.359 --> 01:13:43.359
Say, yeah, did they all leave?
01:13:43.600 --> 01:13:44.319
Most of them did.
01:13:44.399 --> 01:13:45.840
Enough of them did that there's no impact.
01:13:46.079 --> 01:13:47.760
Yeah, the Fuhrer got them out of there.
01:13:49.279 --> 01:13:51.359
Wait, hold hold hold up, hold up.
01:13:51.520 --> 01:13:53.520
I didn't hear about Germany doing their thing.
01:13:53.680 --> 01:13:54.800
Tell me about these barbarians.
01:13:54.880 --> 01:13:55.279
What's going on?
01:13:57.920 --> 01:13:59.279
Oh no, no, I thought you meant currently.
01:13:59.359 --> 01:14:05.920
I thought it meant like within the last couple of months they decided to uh remove the Muslims from their country because Germany's doing Muslims, no.
01:14:06.319 --> 01:14:09.680
Poland's pretty good, but they're fucking not letting anybody in, so they're doing pretty good.
01:14:09.920 --> 01:14:10.319
Right, Germany.
01:14:10.640 --> 01:14:14.319
They're like the only country in the world that hasn't had domestic quote unquote terrorism.
01:14:14.479 --> 01:14:21.439
You know, I mean, when you think about it too, like other world leaders, like in Paris, you know, like they said for a couple of years ago you couldn't even go to Paris.
01:14:21.600 --> 01:14:21.920
Yeah.
01:14:22.079 --> 01:14:26.319
It was like a piss pool, fucking terrible area, lots of crime.
01:14:26.640 --> 01:14:27.199
Disgusting.
01:14:27.439 --> 01:14:35.920
Crazy uh I know a guy who went to Paris a few years ago, and he was like, you get off the plane and there's not another white person around you.
01:14:36.079 --> 01:14:36.399
Yeah.
01:14:36.560 --> 01:14:37.920
It's a totally Muslim country.
01:14:38.159 --> 01:14:38.720
That's so crazy.
01:14:39.119 --> 01:14:39.600
Muslims everywhere.
01:14:39.840 --> 01:14:41.039
It makes you wonder how that happened.
01:14:41.119 --> 01:14:41.279
Yeah.
01:14:41.359 --> 01:14:42.079
Well, how happened?
01:14:43.199 --> 01:14:44.560
Quote unquote refugees.
01:14:44.720 --> 01:14:45.359
That's what happened.
01:14:45.439 --> 01:14:47.279
They were taking refugees just like we are.
01:14:47.359 --> 01:14:47.920
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:14:48.079 --> 01:14:50.479
They're taking refugees on the boat.
01:14:50.800 --> 01:15:01.359
Like you see, Sweden fucking uh Sweden's deporting anybody who's found claimed refugee status and vacations in the country that they claim refugee from.
01:15:01.680 --> 01:15:02.000
Okay.
01:15:02.560 --> 01:15:06.479
So if you're from Saudi Arabia and you're claiming refugee status in Sweden.
01:15:07.439 --> 01:15:11.840
And you're going on a vacation to see your family in Saudi Arabia, stay there, motherfucker.
01:15:11.920 --> 01:15:12.560
You ain't coming back.
01:15:12.800 --> 01:15:13.199
Wow, okay.
01:15:13.279 --> 01:15:14.239
That's a that's an interesting thing.
01:15:14.319 --> 01:15:20.399
And they said it's like 78% of the people that are refugees are traveling back to their homeland for vacations.
01:15:20.640 --> 01:15:21.039
Wow.
01:15:21.279 --> 01:15:23.680
Well, they want to see the rest of their family they left.
01:15:24.319 --> 01:15:26.079
But if it's that bad, why'd you leave them?
01:15:26.239 --> 01:15:28.079
And why are you able to go there and come back?
01:15:28.159 --> 01:15:32.880
Like, you know, like well, because they got nice new jobs and uh welfare and everything else in the country.
01:15:33.119 --> 01:15:33.920
Their host country now.
01:15:35.359 --> 01:15:36.960
Yeah, they're getting shit, you know.
01:15:37.119 --> 01:15:40.720
Yeah, they weren't looking to be refugees, they're people who are paying bills.
01:15:40.800 --> 01:15:41.439
Yeah, yeah.
01:15:41.760 --> 01:15:42.560
Yeah, it's crazy.
01:15:42.720 --> 01:15:43.359
Just like they do here.
01:15:45.359 --> 01:15:47.039
Look at all the Somalians, you know?
01:15:47.279 --> 01:15:47.600
Yeah.
01:15:47.760 --> 01:15:50.000
Oh, that's the best fucking thing going.
01:15:50.399 --> 01:15:52.880
I'm like, I should have opened up a daycare 20 years ago.
01:15:53.039 --> 01:15:53.439
Oh god.
01:15:54.720 --> 01:15:55.680
Or anything like that.
01:15:56.079 --> 01:15:57.600
Disqualified, you're not white.
01:15:57.760 --> 01:15:59.600
I mean, you're yeah, I mean, you're not black.
01:15:59.680 --> 01:16:00.000
Yeah.
01:16:00.720 --> 01:16:01.840
What do you know about raising kids?
01:16:01.920 --> 01:16:02.000
Right.
01:16:02.159 --> 01:16:02.960
No, you're not black.
01:16:03.119 --> 01:16:04.960
You know, it's like, what?
01:16:06.239 --> 01:16:09.520
How they letting men, black men open the daycare.
01:16:09.680 --> 01:16:16.159
Yeah, but they tried doing that shit out here, and the fucking guy killed a kid because he had like fentanyl in the fucking daycare.
01:16:16.319 --> 01:16:19.279
No, no, but the guy's like, hold on, I'm gonna go get milk.
01:16:20.800 --> 01:16:24.399
Yeah, he's doing transactions in the fucking cafeteria.
01:16:24.720 --> 01:16:27.760
See, uh, we wouldn't have had to do the whole daycare care thing.
01:16:27.840 --> 01:16:29.680
We could have done the uh assistant living.
01:16:29.840 --> 01:16:39.840
And like with that said, you could have done the assistant living, I could have done the travel care for them, as assistant living, non-emergency travel, and then Angelo could have signed on as our mechanic.
01:16:40.000 --> 01:16:40.479
Yeah.
01:16:40.640 --> 01:16:46.560
And then we would have like each one of us would have had a perfect little government job getting paid, and we'd have no customers.
01:16:46.800 --> 01:16:50.079
Well, it's not really a government job, but we would have got it paid from the government.
01:16:50.239 --> 01:16:55.279
I mean, is it not a government job when you're getting paid all of your money is being subsidized through the government?
01:16:55.520 --> 01:16:56.479
Isn't that a government job?
01:16:56.560 --> 01:17:00.640
Even though you're a uh Yeah, they get away with it because they're subcontractors.
01:17:00.720 --> 01:17:02.479
Government employees get in trouble for that kind of shit.
01:17:02.720 --> 01:17:02.960
Oh.
01:17:03.119 --> 01:17:04.079
Well, what is it called?
01:17:04.319 --> 01:17:06.560
Um You're government contractors.
01:17:06.720 --> 01:17:11.600
Yeah, but they're uh what's the terminology when you don't get paid money?
01:17:12.239 --> 01:17:13.199
A nonprofit.
01:17:13.439 --> 01:17:13.760
Oh yeah.
01:17:13.920 --> 01:17:26.000
Yeah, they they go under a non-profit, so the government gives them a stack of cash, and then they go ahead and like g divvy it out to all their buddies, and everybody's getting paid, but there's no actions take being taken place.
01:17:26.319 --> 01:17:30.640
Well, speaking of that, didn't that bitch, what is it, Pam Bondi, I think, uh just got fired for that?
01:17:30.880 --> 01:17:31.600
Yeah, she did.
01:17:31.760 --> 01:17:34.319
She did some like sexy like uh articles.
01:17:34.560 --> 01:17:36.000
Oh no, that's not what I'm talking about.
01:17:36.159 --> 01:17:43.439
I thought she did a whole bunch of like uh things for her, like um I don't know what you're talking about.
01:17:43.680 --> 01:17:44.720
Oh, go ahead.
01:17:45.039 --> 01:17:52.880
She got she got caught funneling like$150 million to some company that was formed like eight days before she gave him$150 million.
01:17:53.680 --> 01:17:54.000
Oh.
01:17:54.239 --> 01:17:55.680
And they were like, what does this company do?
01:17:55.760 --> 01:17:56.560
Where's his headquarters?
01:17:56.640 --> 01:17:57.439
She's like, Oh, I'm not sure.
01:17:57.600 --> 01:18:00.479
And he's like, nobody is because it doesn't exist.
01:18:01.199 --> 01:18:01.680
You know?
01:18:01.840 --> 01:18:08.319
It was literally formed and like the fucking the the address that was registered was like a fucking like house, you know.
01:18:08.479 --> 01:18:11.520
They're like, how is this a hundred and fifty million dollar company?
01:18:11.600 --> 01:18:13.680
You know, I feel bad for Pam Bondi.
01:18:14.159 --> 01:18:14.560
Why?
01:18:14.800 --> 01:18:15.199
Why?
01:18:15.439 --> 01:18:21.520
Because she came in with the hopes to do everything that the Democrats have been doing for the like the last 20 years.
01:18:21.600 --> 01:18:26.239
So she was like, Oh, cool, we can get in, we can do this illegal thing real real quick.
01:18:26.399 --> 01:18:31.439
Uh, everybody's been doing it for the last 20 years, and we could all make 20 million dollars.
01:18:31.520 --> 01:18:32.319
It's gonna be awesome.
01:18:32.399 --> 01:18:34.479
We'll like it'll be great, everybody'll love it.
01:18:34.720 --> 01:18:37.119
And then um she was late to the party, yeah.
01:18:37.199 --> 01:18:43.359
She was late, and now she finally showed up and she's trying to get hers, and all of the Somalians took all the good money.
01:18:43.439 --> 01:18:46.079
Yeah, and um, what's his face?
01:18:46.239 --> 01:18:53.359
Um, new scum and Kelly with his homeless crisis, they they're getting 19 billion dollars.
01:18:54.239 --> 01:18:57.600
Yeah, poor Pan Bondi isn't making any money off of this.
01:18:57.680 --> 01:18:58.720
Yeah, she ain't making no scratch.
01:19:01.039 --> 01:19:02.159
Yeah, that's a bullshit.
01:19:02.399 --> 01:19:03.600
She's too late to the party.
01:19:03.680 --> 01:19:06.159
Everybody else got the scamming shit done first.
01:19:06.960 --> 01:19:08.319
Oh yeah, not fair.
01:19:08.399 --> 01:19:13.840
Yeah, we're discussing how Pan Bondy didn't get her fair share of the fraud money.
01:19:14.319 --> 01:19:15.680
Oh, poor Pam.
01:19:16.000 --> 01:19:19.199
Yeah, everybody else gotta get like a good chunk, they got to hang out.
01:19:19.359 --> 01:19:30.479
But you know what's great is watching the uh Somalian guys in court right now, and uh the judge is like, oh, um I'm gonna go ahead and uh put you in jail for the next 30 years.
01:19:30.640 --> 01:19:33.119
And he's like, Oh, but you could just deport me right now.
01:19:33.199 --> 01:19:34.239
We can we can just deport me.
01:19:34.560 --> 01:19:35.920
I believe those videos are real though.
01:19:36.079 --> 01:19:37.439
You oh, you think they're fake?
01:19:37.600 --> 01:19:40.000
Yeah, AI is fucking amazing.
01:19:40.159 --> 01:19:41.520
Yeah, oh it is epic.
01:19:41.600 --> 01:19:44.079
Yeah, I don't know what's real, what's not real anymore.
01:19:44.239 --> 01:19:44.399
Yeah.
01:19:44.800 --> 01:19:45.520
Do we exist?
01:19:45.920 --> 01:19:47.439
I don't even think Trump's real anymore.
01:19:47.680 --> 01:19:48.319
I think they killed him.
01:19:48.560 --> 01:19:50.159
I think they killed him, they're just giving us fucking.
01:19:50.319 --> 01:19:51.840
It's just Netanyahu's AI.
01:19:52.800 --> 01:19:53.840
You know what I noticed though?
01:19:53.920 --> 01:19:58.399
Like, Trump definitely like he used to keep his hair a certain way.
01:19:59.039 --> 01:20:00.800
He just like not give a fuck no more.
01:20:00.880 --> 01:20:01.039
Yeah.
01:20:01.199 --> 01:20:02.560
Well, I mean, he's like his last time.
01:20:03.119 --> 01:20:06.159
He got that white and like gold in there, you know?
01:20:06.239 --> 01:20:08.479
It's like the hairstylist missed the die.
01:20:09.840 --> 01:20:11.039
He's mad old though.
01:20:11.119 --> 01:20:12.720
I mean, yeah, he's gonna be 80, right?
01:20:12.800 --> 01:20:13.359
Or he's 80.
01:20:13.600 --> 01:20:15.199
Yeah, my dude's been in there for a while.
01:20:15.279 --> 01:20:16.960
Yeah, like fighting the good fight.
01:20:17.119 --> 01:20:19.039
Yeah, that hair's been fighting the good fight.
01:20:19.199 --> 01:20:20.880
Yeah, trying to stay together the whole time.
01:20:21.039 --> 01:20:23.359
You wanna get the Trump coin with the with his head on it?
01:20:23.840 --> 01:20:24.239
Nah, bro.
01:20:24.479 --> 01:20:25.199
Oh, what depends?
01:20:25.439 --> 01:20:26.159
The side profile.
01:20:26.319 --> 01:20:27.279
How many ounces?
01:20:27.520 --> 01:20:29.279
Oh, oh, it's like gold or silver.
01:20:29.520 --> 01:20:30.319
Oh, that's what I'm gonna say.
01:20:30.720 --> 01:20:32.319
I think I'm pretty sure they make them already.
01:20:32.720 --> 01:20:34.560
Motherfuckers selling the fucking Trump watch.
01:20:34.640 --> 01:20:35.199
You seen that?
01:20:35.279 --> 01:20:38.000
Yeah, he sells a Trump watch, it's like fire engine red.
01:20:38.479 --> 01:20:39.840
Says Trump on it and shit.
01:20:40.000 --> 01:20:40.239
Yeah.
01:20:40.640 --> 01:20:42.800
Well, do you know what tracks NYC?
01:20:42.960 --> 01:20:43.520
Yeah.
01:20:43.760 --> 01:20:45.279
Are you familiar with Angelo?
01:20:45.439 --> 01:20:45.840
Yeah.
01:20:46.079 --> 01:20:46.399
Okay.
01:20:46.560 --> 01:20:51.119
Did you see his um the jewela, the Bill Clinton necklace he made?
01:20:51.359 --> 01:20:55.279
Oh, is it Bill Clinton with uh Nanyahoo?
01:20:55.439 --> 01:20:58.159
No, it was Bill Clinton with uh Epstein inside of it.
01:20:58.319 --> 01:21:00.560
You open up his chest and there's a little Epstein inside.
01:21:00.720 --> 01:21:02.720
Yeah, and he's like, keep your friends close.
01:21:04.479 --> 01:21:12.640
Yeah, you know what's funny, yo, you've seen like the depositions or whatever they're doing in Congress, and Bill's like smiling after he's looking at the pictures, he's like, everybody.
01:21:13.439 --> 01:21:14.399
Oh my god, that night.
01:21:14.560 --> 01:21:15.520
That night was crazy.
01:21:15.920 --> 01:21:19.119
Hillary's like what you're doing, looking at him.
01:21:19.279 --> 01:21:20.239
Yo, Hillary got angry.
01:21:20.319 --> 01:21:23.039
You saw her smacking the desk and getting all like fired up.
01:21:23.279 --> 01:21:23.680
Yeah.
01:21:25.199 --> 01:21:27.600
So it's just funny because it's like what are you getting angry about?
01:21:27.680 --> 01:21:28.800
You know you're not gonna get in trouble.
01:21:28.880 --> 01:21:30.800
Yeah, you guys are safe.
01:21:30.960 --> 01:21:31.520
Yeah.
01:21:31.760 --> 01:21:33.520
Well, I mean, what are they hiding about?
01:21:33.680 --> 01:21:36.079
Well, I like well, we know what they're hiding.
01:21:36.479 --> 01:21:48.560
It's one of those situations that like at the end of this, we know that the worst like the people that are in charge of everything are the worst people on the planet doing the worst things to all of us.
01:21:48.880 --> 01:21:49.119
Yep.
01:21:49.279 --> 01:21:53.760
And we just let them do their thing, and we're happy go lucky to let it keep going.
01:21:54.159 --> 01:21:58.479
And you know, that there was a real like there was a realization that happened recently.
01:21:58.800 --> 01:22:02.800
There is no checks and balances for people that wealthy.
01:22:03.039 --> 01:22:06.800
There is nobody to step in and say, wait a minute, you fucked up.
01:22:06.880 --> 01:22:13.199
Now we're gonna come down and we're going to arrest you, or we're gonna do something to you, or no, there is no retribution.
01:22:13.680 --> 01:22:15.520
They can do whatever the fuck they want to us.
01:22:16.000 --> 01:22:18.239
They are who they are, and we are who we are.
01:22:18.479 --> 01:22:19.279
And you will like it.
01:22:19.439 --> 01:22:21.119
Yeah, we'll take it on the chin.
01:22:21.439 --> 01:22:22.079
Literally.
01:22:22.640 --> 01:22:25.039
And there's because there's just no there is nothing we can do.
01:22:25.359 --> 01:22:26.800
Like a poor duck getting raped.
01:22:27.119 --> 01:22:27.359
Exactly.
01:22:27.520 --> 01:22:28.159
Poor little duck.
01:22:28.399 --> 01:22:29.279
Well, it's fake butthole.
01:22:29.840 --> 01:22:31.520
It's poor little fake duck pudding.
01:22:34.319 --> 01:22:35.359
It's like wank.
01:22:36.079 --> 01:22:37.279
At the wrong hole, wank.
01:22:37.680 --> 01:22:43.199
Now I wish we had a wrong, I wish we had a wrong hole so the government didn't always fuck us properly.
01:22:44.159 --> 01:22:45.520
That does happen from what I heard.
01:22:45.600 --> 01:22:47.520
If you push too hard, you can make a new hole.
01:22:47.680 --> 01:22:48.000
Yeah.
01:22:51.199 --> 01:22:51.680
Yeah.
01:22:51.920 --> 01:22:52.479
Fair enough.
01:22:52.640 --> 01:22:53.920
And they gotta seal that shit up.
01:22:54.720 --> 01:22:54.960
Ugh.
01:22:55.119 --> 01:22:55.920
No bueno.
01:22:56.079 --> 01:22:57.439
No bueno, two holes.
01:23:02.159 --> 01:23:03.439
It's 1027.
01:23:03.680 --> 01:23:06.399
No, I mean, how much how long have we been recording there, buddy?
01:23:06.640 --> 01:23:07.119
Oh, yeah.
01:23:07.279 --> 01:23:09.760
So we got uh hour and uh twenty-three.
01:23:10.000 --> 01:23:10.239
Perfect.
01:23:10.319 --> 01:23:12.079
We're gonna go ahead and shut it down there.
01:23:12.880 --> 01:23:13.680
All right, guys.
01:23:13.760 --> 01:23:17.840
Well, we love y'all and uh rape a duck.
01:23:18.000 --> 01:23:18.720
Rape a duck.
01:23:18.800 --> 01:23:19.840
I can't do anything inside.
01:23:20.079 --> 01:23:24.800
And well and while raping a duck, if you'd like to go ahead and hit like and subscribe at the bottom, we appreciate that.
01:23:24.880 --> 01:23:29.439
And all the things that video yeah, we would actually post that, you know?
01:23:29.520 --> 01:23:30.079
Yeah, yeah.
01:23:30.239 --> 01:23:30.880
Send videos.
01:23:31.199 --> 01:23:32.720
Send videos of that poor duck.
01:23:32.960 --> 01:23:34.159
Actually, send that to the private account.
01:23:34.239 --> 01:23:39.039
We don't want that uh pressure Canadian geese don't count.
01:23:40.800 --> 01:23:43.920
Unless you wear an American Eagle uh face mask.
01:23:44.159 --> 01:23:54.960
Oh, and uh one more thing about um meta, so you know the meta's glasses, they were like using it to train AI, and so like all like those intimate moments that people were recording.
01:23:55.119 --> 01:23:57.600
Fuck some guy like Bangladesh is like, oh my god.
01:23:57.760 --> 01:23:58.399
Oh my god.
01:23:58.800 --> 01:24:00.319
What would they do to these white women?
01:24:00.479 --> 01:24:00.960
We must go.
01:24:01.199 --> 01:24:03.920
It's like AI, it's like telling the AI, this is titties.
01:24:05.119 --> 01:24:06.079
This is boobs.
01:24:06.239 --> 01:24:06.880
This is titties.
01:24:07.119 --> 01:24:09.359
Oh, yes, I see the legacy in the air now.
01:24:10.800 --> 01:24:12.880
I like this, this is very nice.
01:24:13.039 --> 01:24:14.800
Yeah, you see her bend the arm.
01:24:17.119 --> 01:24:18.079
America, that's right.