Temporary Isn’t Temporary

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You ready?
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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back.
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This is Talking Shit.
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I'm your host, Don't Know Shit Doug.
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And always with Ryan and Angelo.
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Ryan, are you coming with your own like theme song over there?
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No, that must be me.
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That sounded like Godzilla.
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Yeah.
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It was Godzilla.
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All right, Godzilla's in the studio.
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Yeah, Godzilla's chilling with us today.
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Yeah.
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So what's new and exciting, guys?
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Nice little cameo.
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Oh.
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Well, I had an incident yesterday.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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What is that?
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So woke up this morning.
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Oh, woke up in the morning.
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You woke up, guys.
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I woke up.
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That was that's an accomplishment to itself.
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First mistake.
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Should have gone back to bed.
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Um to 7-Eleven.
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And as I got out of 7-Eleven, I saw that like underneath my hood there was a little smoke coming out.
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So I figured fan belts or something could be burning.
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So I opened up the hood.
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So I'm not a mechanic.
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Godzilla's back.
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So I'm not a mechanic.
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So I'm I'm not knowledgeable when it comes down to that situation.
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So I lifted the hood, and there was a small little fire on the like um block of my engine block.
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Yeah.
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And then yeah.
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So I'm at 7-Eleven, and like two then two Pakistani guys come out and um they're looking in and they're like, Oh, I'll grab an extinguisher from inside.
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And the other one runs over and just grabs snow and goes, Would you like me to put it on?
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And I was like, Yeah, throw that on there.
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So he throws the snow on there, puts out the fire.
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I'm like, oh, so first thing I do, I call Angelo.
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I'm like, Angela, what do I do?
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The guy with the extinguisher, he didn't come and just hit it.
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I just want to back up for a second here.
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So you you open your hood, you saw a fire, and I guess you froze like a deer in headlights.
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And luckily, two other people were smart enough to be like, let's put that fire out.
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No, it wasn't it wasn't.
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Let me grab something to put that fire out.
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Doug's just like, oh man, look at the fire.
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No, it wasn't even like that.
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It was like, I guess these guys just struck first.
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They they they had the first responders like instinct right before I did.
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Okay.
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Yeah.
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I'll admit it.
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I mean, when you open your hood and all of a sudden there's a little fire like chilling on the like your engine block, it's not something you expect to see.
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So for me, I I didn't I guess I had shock for a second.
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Did you stop dropping roll?
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I did not.
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I wish I I was hoping my car was going to.
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Okay.
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So your car's burning down inside of 7-Eleven.
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The guy goes and gets his extinguisher, he goes back and does nothing.
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Your dude over there, he threw some snow on there.
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It was the sink.
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Yeah, he was like uh saved the day.
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Yeah, he did.
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He threw the snow on there, a fire went out, and all that on, so I was good to go.
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And I call it Angie, Angie was like, bring it home, and then we'll deal with it once we get once you get back to the house.
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Okay, cool.
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I told him I told him to buy a gallon of water just in case it goes on fire.
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I was gonna say, did it burn down in front of your house?
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Yeah.
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Um, it did catch back up.
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Oh, it did?
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Yeah, yeah, it did.
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But it wasn't as bad as like because I don't think he had water with him.
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What's that?
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I don't think he looks like he wasn't prepared.
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He totally had water with me, dude.
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Remember like two weeks ago and I said when I texted the group, like Jug, check your oil.
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Yeah.
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I asked him about that today.
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I was like, yo, did you check your oil the other day?
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He's like, I checked all my other fluids, except the one.
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Except the one I told you to check.
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Right.
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But the highly critical one for the motor.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, washer fluid's good.
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You got plenty of turn signal fluid.
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Yeah.
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That's crazy.
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So you guys actually haven't looked at it yet?
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Nah, it was the valve cover.
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The gas get split.
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Oh, okay.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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It was just spitting oil onto the exhaust and it started all fire.
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Oh, wow.
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Wow.
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Luckily though, nothing burnt.
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There was no wires right there or anything.
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So you got it.
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So yeah, he really hasn't changed his oil in a while because it had enough, like well, it had enough.
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Yeah, it had some some gas mixed in with it or something, apparently.
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Because I'm good.
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I don't know, oil that just burns like that.
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Yeah.
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That's why when he called me, he's like, my car's on fire.
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I'm like, like actual.
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I'm thinking like, you know, like a 10-year-old girl like calling you up, like, oh my god, my car's on fire.
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Like, is it actually on fire or is there just smoke coming out from under the hood?
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And I was like, no, there's like legitimate place.
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Like legit fire.
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Like someone had to put it out.
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I was like, that's crazy.
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All right.
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Should have just let it burn down and take the insurance money.
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I don't know if I would have gotten anything on that.
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Yeah, no, I think I would have been talking about it.
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Yeah.
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And then 7-Eleven was like 11.
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Yeah, exactly.
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Stay in my parking lot.
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Oh god.
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Good thing, you know, the fire department, they come over there.
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The first thing that they have to do is disconnect your battery.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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They won't let you leave or anything.
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I had a little like car fire one time.
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I have a I had a uh an S10 blazer and had like had dual port injection.
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Looks like a carburetor, but actually it's two uh injectors.
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And uh that shit was fucked up.
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It dumped a whole bunch of fuel and then backfired through the front, and then the whole fucking hood and shit was on fire.
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And I'm like running around.
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I'm like, oh fuck fire, right?
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And I was in Queens and I'm like freaking out a little bit, but some lady heard me in a building and threw like a kitchen one down to me.
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A kitchen what?
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Like a kitchen fire extinguisher.
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Oh, okay.
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So I put it out, you know, spray the shit.
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And then like not even a second or two later, I'm hearing fucking fire engines come up the fucking street.
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They pull up and everything.
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It was the lady that threw you the extinguisher.
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I guess so.
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She's like, I better call because this is gonna be bad, whatever.
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But yeah, this guy doesn't look like he's efficient with that thing.
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Yeah, so I'm like, oh, guys, I'm like, it's all good, bro.
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I got the fucking thing out.
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No, no, no, we gotta check it.
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You know, they made me fucking pop the hood.
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I'm like, what are you doing?
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He's like, oh, protocol, we gotta disconnect the battery.
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I'm like, all right, cool.
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He uses vice grips on the fucking battery terminal.
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I'm like, wow, guys, guys don't have like a fucking bag or eight millimeter.
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Yeah, no, but yeah, they're just whatever.
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But then they didn't take the Joe's life out and start cutting the shit.
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Pulls out his axe, just chops your shit.
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Just like cuts my fucking cable.
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And I'm totally fucking stuck there.
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And so uh when I was like when I was younger, we uh me and my dad like we had a Monicolo and needed a head gasket, so like we rebuilt the fucking engine in the street.
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And then like you know, my dad's like, we're gonna put the air cleaner back.
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I was like, oh fuck it, we don't need that.
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You know, it's carbureting.
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We drive like two houses down, the fucking carburetor sucked in the insulation from the hood, backfired, with the thing on fire.
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That's crazy.
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Fucking he opens the hood and he's like, oh shit, like slams it down.
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I'm like, what the hell is that?
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He's like, oh, that might have put it out.
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Pop the hood again, right?
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So he pops the hood, he opens it up, still flames everywhere.
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So he I run over to the house, right?
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You know, we're right next to like a couple neighbors, you know, down the block.
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Yeah.
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And I grab a hose out of the front of the house, you know, Levitown.
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They got the hoses out front.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Put the fire out.
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My dad's taking the insulation now because it's out.
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You know, he's ripping it off the hood.
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Fire department comes because someone called the fire department.
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They're coming down the road.
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He throws the insulation on the side of the road, shuts the hood, fires the car up.
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The guy comes up, he's like, Yeah, we're good.
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We fucking take back like 10 minutes later, park the car, clean the insulation up.
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It's fucking funny.
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That's crazy.
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So that the the the chief didn't follow you guys around, huh?
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Nah.
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And then like I need that battery.
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Yeah.
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Protocol.
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You gotta just kick that shit.
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But yo, the fire department is ridiculous, man.
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I moved into an apartment once, and like it was I moved in there one day.
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I lived there, I was wasn't even like fully moved in yet.
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Had my bed set up and some shit there.
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Okay.
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The guys downstairs, I'm on the second floor.
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The guys downstairs had electric heaters, and like I wake up in the middle of the night, it's just like clut smoked out my apartment.
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I'm like, what the fuck?
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I run outside.
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The guys that downstairs are outside, and they're like, Yeah, the electric panel's smoking, we don't know what's going on.
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So the fire department shows up.
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So the way the wire ran into the house, it ran underneath the staircase going upstairs.
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These guys chopped through the fucking staircase with axes to make sure the wire wasn't on fire under the staircase.
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Then the fucking landlord is like, I literally gave her the money the day before, yeah.
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And fucking moved some shit in there, and then you know, this is the next day.
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I'm calling her up, like, I need my money back.
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She's like, I can't give you your money back.
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I'm like, what the fuck, lady?
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I'm like, like, I don't have a place to live.
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She's like, well, that's not my problem.
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She's like, I have bills to pay.
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I'm like, that's not my problem.
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I need a fucking place to live.
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I paid you security and a month's rent.
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And she's like, well, you know, the house is damaged now.
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That's not my fucking problem.
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That's crazy.
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None of this had anything to do with me.
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I was upstairs.
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I could have died, lady.
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You know, you want a fucking lawsuit?
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It took me three months to get my money back from her.
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I had to literally take it to court to get my money back.
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Ouch.
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So, how much did it cost?
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How much did it cost you to like get your money back?
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No, nothing.
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She was as soon as she got the court papers.
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She she called me up.
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Oh, I didn't think you were that serious about it.
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You know, the house is gonna get fixed.
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I go, I'm fucking sleeping in my car.
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I don't give a shit about your fucking house.
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You know?
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She was like inviting you back.
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Yeah, like you think I'm gonna move in?
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You know, you're already fucking me, lady.
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Like, you know, you're gonna tell me I owe you three months' rent now if I want to move in.
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Go fuck yourself.
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I don't care about your mortgage.
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You know your back rent.
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Yeah.
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It's due.
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Yeah, that shit was fucked up.
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That's crazy, though.
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They chopped open the fucking staircase.
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Yeah, chopped open the fucking staircase.
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Like getting my shit out of there afterwards and jump three steps, you know?
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It was like Why the fuck they run the power through the fucking staircase?
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It's just the way the the you know the outside fucking thing was, and then like the circuit breaker was on like the other side of the, you know, so from outside to the inside was the staircase.
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So they just ran the wire from the meter under the stairs to the panel.
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Yeah.
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And then had everything hooked up, you know.
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So what were the steps made out of?
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Wood.
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Okay.
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So good old wood.
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Good old wood.
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But they weren't chopping through concrete.
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Well, those fire departments.
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Well, they can.
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They have the tools for it.
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Yeah, they could, but you know, this is a fucking house.
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Residential house, bro, not an apartment building.
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Yeah.
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Using uh using a nice good old Fire X.
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Yeah.
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I guess they had a good old time, right?
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Hell yeah, they did.
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And then they did this, like they ripped, they ripped the meter off the side of the house.
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Oh, dude, they were having a good old time construction.
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They chopped like the whole wall out around the fucking meter and shit, like around the uh the circuit breakers and everything.
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These guys like midnight there just fucked.
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I'm surprised they didn't break the hoses out and start flooding the place, you know.
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Like it was just like, like, what are you guys fucking doing, bro?
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Smoking, you know?
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Rip the meter off.
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That's it, power's gone.
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You know, they just got uh off of like a 24-hour bender.
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They're like hammered.
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Yeah, it's only the volunteer guys are like, whoa, something to do.
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We're gonna chop that out, we're gonna chop this out, that's unsafe.
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Get rid of this.
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They cause more damage than the fire does, bro.
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It's insane.
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I mean, I I've seen videos on YouTube of like fucking uh like electrical videos guy opens up the service panel and there's like a fucking rodent in there, fucking all fried because he fucking touched the fucking uh the bars.
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Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, and he's like fucking crisp, you know.
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Imagine what that smells like, like when it's frying and the noises it must make.
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It must be like right, like crazy.
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The fuck is that noise about thing explodes?
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The lights go dim.
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Or you could tell, like, you know, when the lights go dim and it makes that suction, like that.
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You could tell whatever it is is definitely getting a lot of juice right now where it's like the whole fucking lights go orange and shit.
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Yeah, you think it's a little bit.
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Grandma just plug a dildo in?
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What the hell?
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Yeah, she got that old 1920s vibrator going.
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Oh man.
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Yeah.
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What's that lock?
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Uh the locking um plug that your uh dishwasher uses or your 240?
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Yeah, the 240 plug.
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Yeah, that's your grandma's like that's the dildo plug.
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She needs full power.
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Exactly.
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Yeah, load one and two.
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Yeah.
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Straight 110 line directly into the thing.
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Yeah, two two.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Well, two two one tens.
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Yeah.
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Oh.
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Yeah.
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We're doubling.
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Yeah.
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One of red and a black.
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Double banana thing.
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Yeah.
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I think seen some things.
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Yo, you ever seen old ass wire?
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There's an old ass wire right there.
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It's like they put like fucking paper inside there.
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Yeah.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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You have to see like the extra fireable.
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Yeah, the real old shit is literally just wire.
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It's not insulated at all.
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Oh, okay.
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And uh it's it's porcelain.
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I forget what they call it, like peg, peg and porcelain or some shit.
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Uh huh.
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So like in your basement, you would have porcelain pegs put in along the studs, right?
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And it would just literally take the wire, wrap it, and like wrap it, and then run it up to a circuit, you know.
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It would just wrap around porcelain, you know?
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It was fucking just bare wire, you know.
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Grab that shit.
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Yeah.
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So like when you were like, you know, punched through a wall, pissed off at your mom, be like, yeah! It zapped, you know.
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Oh, there's a wire in that wall.
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Shot across the fucking room like Jurassic Park.
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That's crazy, bro.
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It's crazy.
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Yeah.
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Oh, that's good old construction, man.
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I mean, and for a very long time, like even shit was fine back then.
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Into the 90s, like asbestos was perfect.
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It's like uh it's like porcelain, peg porcelain or some shit.
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Peg porcelain.
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I've seen I feel like I saw that on uh Pornhub.
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Maybe.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, yeah.
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I got a butt pug like that.
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That's what you named her.
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Yeah, yeah.
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But uh now, yeah.
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So like uh asbestos was legal until like the 80s, and then there was like a laws that like you know, since you bought so much already, like these construction companies, whatever, they didn't have to like tear it out or anything like that.
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They could still sell what they had left until like you know, 95 or something.
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So have you had uh have you had a lot of it?
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It's called knob and tube wiring.
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That's what it is.
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Knob and tube.
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Even better, bro.
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That's even sad.
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You had porcelain knobs and then you had tubes that would go through the like where they had drilled holes through like wood.
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Yeah, put that tube.
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They would put porcelain tubes in it and then run the wire through the tube.
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Okay, so there was something protecting the the cable from like.
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Well, only when it like if you drilled like a hole through the wire, like he has he has that wire going through the air, that hole.
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Right.
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They would put a porcelain tube in there and then run the wire through the middle of the table.
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Oh, so it's like just like porcelain insulation.
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Yeah, yeah, okay.
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And then when it would like came across the beams like that, it would be a porcelain peg, but it would just wrap it around the peg.
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So it would just be a live wire hanging hanging out between the two boards.
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What kind of cocks were you eating?
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Jesus.
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I'm way over here, bro.
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My burps are a little heavy.
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Yeah, fucking Jesus.
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What the hell?
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Sausage.
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Yeah, sausage fucking sausage.
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Was it pre-meal?
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Uh it was sausage and broccoli.
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What brand?
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Um, but actually, that's astounding that like cable used to run like that through the houses.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Back in the day, they just fine, man.
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Like you were talking about asbestos, like fucking.
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So I was doing ironwork and we're like in this area, and they have it all like fucking like uh like tarped off.
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Yeah.
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We're working in this area, and then this guy's spraying fire coating on this on the steel beams.
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Right.
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And like we're like doing something, like we're not like right on top of them, but like we're in this, we're in this like ticket off area.
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And I like look around, I'm on a I'm on a fucking scissor lift and we're fucking doing this shit.
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And I like look around, and I'm like, there's nobody else working in here except us, and those guys wearing full hazmat suits and dust masks and the whole fucking get up, right?
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Spraying shit.
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And I look at my foreman who's on the ground.
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I go, yo, are we supposed to be in here?
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And he's like, Yeah, why not?
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I go, look at look at this.
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I go, you don't notice we're in this tented off fucking area?
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He's like, he's like, oh, he's like, ah, it's fine.
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They don't use asbestos and shit anymore.
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I'm like, that's what they said when they used asbestos.
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Yeah, you're fine, you know.
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Like, I'm like, I don't think we should be in here, bro.
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We can do something else.
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Yeah.
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I'm sure there's a long uh laundry list of things we can do besides be in this room.
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Yeah, man.
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Just gotta watch that IOSH.
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Yeah, he was like, Oh yeah, I guess uh yeah, come on down, we'll figure something else out.
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I'm like, fucking jerk off.
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Yeah, so obviously.
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Get down that plane on your fucking phone.
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I'm up here trying to drill holes or something, you know?
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I didn't know that there were so many different like types of asbestos.
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Oh, dude, they use that shit in everything.
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Yeah, well, there's like green stuff and then the blue stuff and then the orange stuff, and each one of them like has a different poison level to it.
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So there's uh not so bad stuff, and then there's like the ultra crazy kill you with cancer and like five days stuff.
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Right.
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Yeah, mesophilioma.
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Uh the old mesophilioma?
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I I remember the commercial, yeah.
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All the time I used to, and they would always talk about automotive, and I'm like, I gotta get out of this shit.
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It's like, but that was like some of the retarded people who would like they would do brakes.
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I remember this guy, he would do brakes.
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Now, when I was first starting out, we had something called a brake cleaning machine.
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Okay, and it was like a fucking little tub and it had a fucking shield and shit, and you put it over the top and you would wash everything, and it would all come down so the dust isn't in the air, right?
00:15:57.519 --> 00:15:58.559
Yeah, yeah, they had that shit.
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Okay.
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Well, these guys they go over with the blower in there, fucking with the air tanker.
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The whole fucking shop's turning gray and like that shit.
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Retard.
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What are you doing?
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Well, why what?
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I said, bro, you keep you're blowing fucking brake dust all over.
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You're like atomizing brake dust for everybody breathing in.
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Soak it down with brake cleaner at least.
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Right.
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A black fucking snot for the next three weeks.
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Oh, yeah, it's terrible.
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I used to hate that.
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Blow your nose and you had fucking just black.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Oh, that's like Wreckers Island.
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Yeah.
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When you went to a show there.
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What?
00:16:28.000 --> 00:16:28.399
Yeah, yeah.
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I mean, I never went to a show in Records Island.
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No, Randall's Island.
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Was that in Gen Pop?
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Where did they have the show?
00:16:37.440 --> 00:16:39.279
Well, they were what kind of show are you going to?
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I'm like, I was like, wait, that's that jail.
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It's a prison, right?
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Yeah, I yeah, I screwed up.
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No, Randall's Island.
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Yeah, you go there and like uh your nostrils are have slagtites coming out of them.
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Yeah, just like black gunk.
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Bad air quality in there?
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No, it's uh outdoor field, and like as facing somebody's ass the whole time.
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Yeah, big guy too.
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You're just not talking about it.
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But no, yeah, as you're like going around the field there, you're kicking up the dust the whole time and you're breathing it in, and it's just like caking inside your nose.
00:17:07.839 --> 00:17:08.480
Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:17:08.559 --> 00:17:09.039
Yeah, yeah.
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So I mean your nose is there for that reason, right?
00:17:12.000 --> 00:17:16.960
It's a filter, but I mean it's like a point, I think the prolonged exposure, you know, regular basis.
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There's only so much that like nose hairs can do, you know?
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Yeah, right.
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Nose hairs and not.
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You just gotta stop breathing through your nose, just full mouth it.
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Oh, mouth breathing that shit, just take it in.
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Then you're hawking up fucking black shit.
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Yeah.
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Hawking loogies that are brown and like not even brown, fucking gray.
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Oh.
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Yeah.
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And then you get the wheeze in your lung uh in your lungs when you breathe out.
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Yeah.
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I haven't had that one yet.
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No?
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No, that's real bad.
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Yeah.
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That's like borderline cancer.
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Yeah.
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You might have the AIDS.
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Yeah, no, but uh well, I remember my days in Kentucky down in the coal mines.
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Yeah, the coal mine, Kentucky days.
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Had a little canary bird.
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Yeah.
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Right, right, right.
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Named it named a darling.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, but you're supposed to have it in a cage, so you know if it dies, not in your butt.
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Actually, you know, I knew it died in my butt.
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Shut up, man.
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I can tell it died.
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I had to get a fresh one.
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I can tidy wings.
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They're only good if they squirm.
00:18:20.640 --> 00:18:21.839
Yeah, this one's no good.
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I need another.
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Yeah.
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The trick is you gotta declare it.
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You can't have it crawling around in the clothes.
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You're a pussy.
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Yeah.
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Alright, I'm from Tucky.
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I'm from the north.
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I'm Yankee.
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Yeah, Yankees declawed that birds.
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No, I am Tuckians.
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Uh, what kind of bird do you use?
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Pigeons, bro.
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That's why half of them are missing their feet in Brooklyn.
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I I'm up I'm up to like baby chickens now.
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Damn.
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Baby chicks.
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Yeah, baby chicks.
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That's crazy.
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Yeah.
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I mean, you feel it's not gay because you're putting chicks in there.
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Little as he knows it's roosters.
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Putting cocks in there.
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Oh god.
00:19:06.799 --> 00:19:07.839
That backfired.
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Yeah.
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Fucking uh you ever seen that fucking video where the guy takes like a quail egg?
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Apparently people eat quail eggs.
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Yeah, it's gross.
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And he fucking like incubates it and makes it a little bit more.
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They do that in like in Thailand.
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It's fucking uh incubates it in what?
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Did you incubator?
00:19:22.960 --> 00:19:25.279
Oh, that's that's just normal stuff.
00:19:25.440 --> 00:19:28.960
In Thailand, they eat it's like called like bot or some shit like that.
00:19:29.599 --> 00:19:33.359
It sounds gross, but it's fertilize, it's a fertilized chicken egg.
00:19:33.839 --> 00:19:34.079
Okay.
00:19:34.240 --> 00:19:34.480
Okay.
00:19:34.880 --> 00:19:39.599
And they like Oh, it's like alive, like like you know, it's like becoming a fucking bird, right?
00:19:39.759 --> 00:19:47.759
But like they don't let it become a bird, they like boil it, you know, before it's gonna hatch, and then they fucking eat like the bird, like the little baby bird fucking carcass.
00:19:47.920 --> 00:19:49.920
Yeah, like a hard-boiled egg.
00:19:50.079 --> 00:19:50.799
It's disgusting.
00:19:51.039 --> 00:19:52.079
It's fucking disgusting.
00:19:52.240 --> 00:19:56.400
Do they make the bird watch them eat eat in front of the mother?
00:19:57.920 --> 00:20:00.160
This is gonna be your baby, motherfucker.
00:20:00.960 --> 00:20:03.680
Yeah, some cultures, bro, they're fucking out of their minds.
00:20:03.759 --> 00:20:06.160
Uh wa wait, what do you mean, some cultures, bro?
00:20:06.240 --> 00:20:08.960
I've heard some things today and it blew my mind.
00:20:09.119 --> 00:20:13.279
This is like some Ed Gaines, like crazy ass shit.
00:20:13.440 --> 00:20:13.759
Yeah.
00:20:14.000 --> 00:20:22.160
And then I find out it's about like, now mind you, before I say anything, my my name is Don't No Shit Doug, okay?
00:20:22.319 --> 00:20:23.200
That's my alias.
00:20:23.359 --> 00:20:23.599
All right.
00:20:23.839 --> 00:20:24.480
Don't know shit.
00:20:24.960 --> 00:20:25.519
Exactly.
00:20:25.759 --> 00:20:28.559
I saw this on the internet, so I don't know how truthful it is.
00:20:28.720 --> 00:20:31.200
Take it with a grain of salt, look it up yourself, whatever.
00:20:31.440 --> 00:20:32.240
It was fake.
00:20:32.400 --> 00:20:33.599
It could be fake, it could be fake.
00:20:33.759 --> 00:20:34.559
The internet's only real.
00:20:36.000 --> 00:20:38.559
You see, it's like Garfield, if it's on the internet, it's gotta be real.
00:20:38.720 --> 00:20:47.440
And at the at the same time, I don't want to get killed, so uh, but I heard that the Clintons were into super fucked up shit, bro.
00:20:47.599 --> 00:20:47.920
Really?
00:20:48.079 --> 00:20:51.759
Yeah, oh yeah, no, we're not gonna commit suicide.
00:20:52.400 --> 00:20:53.519
I'm very happy, okay?
00:20:53.839 --> 00:20:58.799
You guys hear I died in a car accident with three bullets in the back of my head and a and a belt choking me.
00:20:59.119 --> 00:21:00.400
It's not true.
00:21:00.640 --> 00:21:02.799
And that cum on my stomach is not mine.
00:21:02.880 --> 00:21:04.400
Yeah, I did not put that there.
00:21:07.359 --> 00:21:09.519
Yeah, dude, I heard it's some messed up stuff.
00:21:09.680 --> 00:21:25.039
Like, um, apparently, this is what they're saying on the internet, and I it might be fake, it may be AI, but some lady's testifying that she was out in the woods, or no, she was like um on the island and BFC's island, yeah.
00:21:25.440 --> 00:21:39.359
And Bill would like come up to like the girls and make them walk around like dogs, and if they misbehave with cigars in their asses, maybe probably that's their little tails, the old the old taste test, yeah.
00:21:39.839 --> 00:21:49.839
But um, if they misbehaved, they would like put those girls aside, and then Hillary would come, and then she would get her golf court with a rifle and a golf cart.
00:21:51.200 --> 00:21:58.000
They would send the girls out into the woods, and then she would go hunt the girls down in the woods, and then the boys would like uh this is what I heard.
00:21:58.079 --> 00:21:58.480
I swear to God.
00:22:00.240 --> 00:22:02.000
Saying, dude, if it's real, holy shit.
00:22:02.079 --> 00:22:03.359
That's some crazy ass shit.
00:22:03.599 --> 00:22:05.279
I mean, no, it's not so far-fetched.
00:22:05.359 --> 00:22:06.480
Like, what was that game?
00:22:06.559 --> 00:22:13.839
Uh the deadliest fucking they had like a movie like that where they were fucking uh they were hunting like humans on an island, yeah, the rich people.
00:22:14.000 --> 00:22:14.160
Yeah.
00:22:14.400 --> 00:22:15.119
Survivor.
00:22:15.680 --> 00:22:16.000
Yeah, yeah.
00:22:16.240 --> 00:22:17.119
Survivors, dude.
00:22:17.359 --> 00:22:17.680
Yeah.
00:22:17.920 --> 00:22:18.880
No, no, I listen.
00:22:18.960 --> 00:22:20.799
I mean, yeah, I'm sure that there's other things out there.
00:22:20.880 --> 00:22:23.359
I mean, even like, you know, we talked about the dark web a little bit.
00:22:23.440 --> 00:22:28.400
Supposedly, there's people who like buy and sell body parts and fucking do weird shit like that.
00:22:28.720 --> 00:22:30.079
I'm not afraid to admit it.
00:22:30.240 --> 00:22:35.599
If I owned an island and had money like that, yeah, the level of insane shit that would happen.
00:22:36.400 --> 00:22:37.039
Like, you know.
00:22:37.359 --> 00:22:44.319
Yes, but you know, just if they if like if that future crime shit was real and I had a billion dollars, just lock me up.
00:22:44.400 --> 00:22:47.519
Because fucking bad shit's gonna happen to people.
00:22:47.759 --> 00:22:48.160
Bad shit.
00:22:48.480 --> 00:22:49.119
What the hell is that movie?
00:22:49.440 --> 00:22:52.400
I'll be like, oh, you bumped into me in the middle of a part of a sidewalk?
00:22:52.480 --> 00:22:54.160
I'd have you kidnapped and brought to my island.
00:22:54.240 --> 00:22:56.559
I'd be haunting you, motherfucker.
00:22:57.119 --> 00:22:58.559
Or just leave them there for like eight months.
00:22:58.880 --> 00:22:59.359
Pre-cogs.
00:22:59.680 --> 00:23:00.640
Yeah, just yeah.
00:23:00.799 --> 00:23:02.160
Just leave him there and see what happens.
00:23:02.319 --> 00:23:02.640
Exactly.
00:23:02.799 --> 00:23:04.160
You get that in that cage.
00:23:04.400 --> 00:23:10.960
No, but like, um, so it's been going around lately with Michael Jackson and like Macaulay Culkin, but I don't believe it.
00:23:11.200 --> 00:23:11.599
I don't either.
00:23:12.000 --> 00:23:14.000
Well, Macaulay Culkin said that he didn't touch him.
00:23:14.240 --> 00:23:15.680
No, no, like so.
00:23:15.759 --> 00:23:30.640
Supposedly, like, they're saying that Michael Jackson is saying in one of his songs or some shit like that that oh well actually Macaulay Culkin came out on an interview saying some bullshit about how he was Mike Michael Jackson saved Macaulay Culkin from like Epstein Island or some bullshit.
00:23:30.720 --> 00:23:36.640
But at the same time, Macaulay Culkin was way, first of all, way too young, and Epstein didn't get his fucking island until 1998.
00:23:36.720 --> 00:23:36.799
Right.
00:23:36.960 --> 00:23:40.880
So it makes like the timelines, whatever they're saying, don't match, but it's just taken off on the internet.
00:23:41.039 --> 00:23:41.519
Oh, really?
00:23:41.680 --> 00:23:45.039
Yeah, and then Michael Jack uh Michael Jordan decided to grab some little kids' ass for some reason.
00:23:45.359 --> 00:23:47.039
Yeah, so that was that was weird.
00:23:47.599 --> 00:23:48.559
Yeah, that was no cool.
00:23:49.200 --> 00:23:50.720
Yeah, these MJs are weird, yeah.
00:23:51.119 --> 00:23:52.160
You can't trust an MJ.
00:23:52.480 --> 00:23:55.599
Yeah, no, so I I don't know if I believe that whole MJ thing.
00:23:55.680 --> 00:24:00.079
That thing seems too far-fetched that he was trying to save uh Macaulay Culkin.
00:24:00.319 --> 00:24:02.720
Well, save little kids from the Epstein Island.
00:24:02.880 --> 00:24:04.880
Like he's gonna come in and be the great savior.
00:24:05.039 --> 00:24:07.359
Yeah, no, you were doing some weird shit yourself, bro.
00:24:07.440 --> 00:24:08.400
Like a grown adult stuff.
00:24:08.640 --> 00:24:16.720
I don't know if he was doing I mean, yeah, like he shouldn't have been like fucking sleeping with the kids, but like I don't, you know, like at the same time though, like you think about his childhood.
00:24:16.960 --> 00:24:18.880
So not even his childhood, fuck all that.
00:24:19.039 --> 00:24:24.640
Yeah, the kids' parents, the little kids' parents, like, yeah, go stay at Michael Johnson.
00:24:24.880 --> 00:24:25.200
What do you do?
00:24:25.359 --> 00:24:29.519
You know, like like what you like you would like, you were hoping that your kid got molested.
00:24:30.079 --> 00:24:31.839
Like, there's no other fucking way around it.
00:24:32.160 --> 00:24:33.279
You were fucking praying.
00:24:33.359 --> 00:24:34.880
You were like holding your ass.
00:24:35.039 --> 00:24:36.160
I hope it's not too bad.
00:24:37.759 --> 00:24:40.000
You know, I got I got two other kids, you know.
00:24:40.319 --> 00:24:41.119
Fuck it, you know?
00:24:41.200 --> 00:24:43.519
Like it's the same thing with uh what's his name?
00:24:43.599 --> 00:24:44.000
Uh R.
00:24:44.160 --> 00:24:44.480
Kelly.
00:24:44.559 --> 00:24:44.640
Yeah.
00:24:46.000 --> 00:24:46.319
Dude, R.
00:24:46.400 --> 00:24:46.640
Kelly.
00:24:46.799 --> 00:24:47.519
No, that's that's Diddy.
00:24:47.680 --> 00:24:49.839
Fucking with R.
00:24:50.000 --> 00:24:54.240
Kelly, like these parents were like signing custody over to like to producers and shit.
00:24:54.319 --> 00:24:54.960
Oh, that's crazy.
00:24:55.119 --> 00:24:56.400
And like letting them live in R.
00:24:56.640 --> 00:24:57.839
Kelly's mansion, yeah.
00:24:58.000 --> 00:25:06.400
And like all this crazy shit, like literally signing custody of your 14-year-old daughter over to a grown fucking man, and he's like, Yeah, we're gonna make her famous.
00:25:06.559 --> 00:25:06.640
Right.
00:25:06.880 --> 00:25:08.880
Like, I'm gonna piss up before OnlyFans.
00:25:09.440 --> 00:25:12.160
Yeah, but did you know he believed he could fly?
00:25:12.319 --> 00:25:14.240
Yo, I believe you can fly too, bro.
00:25:14.319 --> 00:25:19.119
If I had random people assigning me their 14-year-old daughters, I'd I'd think I'm inviting him too, bro.
00:25:20.400 --> 00:25:21.359
I'd be peeing on everything.
00:25:21.519 --> 00:25:22.799
Right now he's in the shoe.
00:25:23.039 --> 00:25:24.240
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:25:24.480 --> 00:25:24.960
He's locked up.
00:25:25.200 --> 00:25:29.279
He was thrown in the shoe because he's they they had uh did he pee on Sam Bang?
00:25:29.519 --> 00:25:38.000
Some warden uh like he he somehow got the warden's phone number and was like holding him with like an illegal cell phone.
00:25:38.240 --> 00:25:38.880
Yeah.
00:25:39.759 --> 00:25:40.240
You know what?
00:25:40.799 --> 00:25:43.599
That's weird because he's like, I want to pee pee.
00:25:43.759 --> 00:25:44.720
I want to poo-poo.
00:25:44.799 --> 00:25:46.720
He's like, Oh, Kelly, stop calling me, motherfucker.
00:25:47.680 --> 00:25:49.599
Meanwhile, it's Dave Chappelle fucking with him.
00:25:51.519 --> 00:25:52.720
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:25:53.279 --> 00:25:53.839
I read that today.
00:25:53.920 --> 00:25:56.079
I was like, Wow, you got the fucking warden's phone number?
00:25:56.240 --> 00:25:57.920
Why would you call him out of people?
00:25:58.319 --> 00:26:02.559
Well, there was some kind of program that the oh, so it was a chicken idiot ain't trying to make it.
00:26:05.200 --> 00:26:05.519
Yeah.
00:26:05.759 --> 00:26:07.279
Like, help a brother out, man.
00:26:07.440 --> 00:26:08.880
Yeah, yo, get this guy to get me out.
00:26:09.200 --> 00:26:11.359
Yeah, but he still got one house with 14 year olds in it, man.
00:26:11.440 --> 00:26:12.400
You fucking get me out.
00:26:12.480 --> 00:26:13.200
We'll go together.
00:26:13.440 --> 00:26:14.960
How do you even got that open door?
00:26:15.359 --> 00:26:16.079
I mean, think about it.
00:26:16.160 --> 00:26:20.799
So he he got um in 2022, he was uh like uh whatever they call that.
00:26:20.880 --> 00:26:25.279
They um not prosecuted, but uh arraigned or whatever the fuck uh they sentenced him.
00:26:25.359 --> 00:26:32.240
They sent okay he was sentenced to 20 years uh there, and then in Chicago he got another 20 years consecutively, right?
00:26:32.720 --> 00:26:34.960
So he has to do his 20, right?
00:26:35.200 --> 00:26:37.759
And that's that's gonna only be, you know, 20 years isn't too bad.
00:26:37.839 --> 00:26:39.200
He's like in his 50s, I think, right?
00:26:39.359 --> 00:26:41.839
He'll get out and he'll go to Chicago for another 20.
00:26:42.000 --> 00:26:42.480
Fuck.
00:26:42.720 --> 00:26:43.200
Wait, Doug.
00:26:43.680 --> 00:26:44.000
You're right?
00:26:44.720 --> 00:26:48.880
Doug's Birdman up to I didn't know what he was doing.
00:26:48.960 --> 00:26:50.960
He was like talking up with I'm blowing it down.
00:26:53.200 --> 00:26:53.920
Speaking of R.
00:26:54.079 --> 00:26:56.079
Kelly, I could taste him.
00:26:57.119 --> 00:26:57.440
Jesus.
00:26:57.920 --> 00:26:58.319
Damn, bro.
00:26:58.880 --> 00:27:02.559
Okay, so um, yeah, my punchline's gone now.
00:27:02.720 --> 00:27:02.880
Yeah.
00:27:03.599 --> 00:27:04.319
Wanna hand warmer?
00:27:04.640 --> 00:27:05.440
No, no, I'm good.
00:27:05.759 --> 00:27:06.880
Oh yeah, they're good.
00:27:07.519 --> 00:27:10.319
But um, yeah, so that's uh that's that.
00:27:10.400 --> 00:27:12.319
But no, I don't believe that Michael Jackson shit.
00:27:12.480 --> 00:27:28.640
Michael Jordan supposedly what he was really doing was they like prior to that clip, like you seeing that, they dumped like a thing of ice on the kid and like whoever else was standing there, and supposedly he was like shaking the ice out of his shirt and like wiping the water off on his leg or something.
00:27:28.880 --> 00:27:29.920
Sounds sounds legit.
00:27:30.000 --> 00:27:30.240
Yeah.
00:27:30.480 --> 00:27:30.880
What's that?
00:27:30.960 --> 00:27:32.000
No, it looks pretty gay.
00:27:32.240 --> 00:27:35.119
That looked like a squishy, squishy, squishy butt cheek.
00:27:35.200 --> 00:27:35.279
Yeah.
00:27:35.839 --> 00:27:36.720
It was like weep, weep.
00:27:36.960 --> 00:27:39.839
Yeah, that was like a you're coming from underneath and up.
00:27:40.000 --> 00:27:41.759
Yeah, it wasn't like a cheek.
00:27:42.079 --> 00:27:44.000
Yeah, that was that was definitely shelfing.
00:27:44.160 --> 00:27:44.799
Yeah, you think so?
00:27:44.960 --> 00:27:46.240
Oh, he was definitely shelfing him up.
00:27:46.319 --> 00:27:49.359
Oh, I thought it was a little high on his lower back, but at the same time, who knows?
00:27:49.519 --> 00:27:51.759
You know, maybe the guy's gonna Well, it's a little white boy.
00:27:51.839 --> 00:27:55.279
His butt cheek says, Oh my god.
00:27:55.920 --> 00:27:57.440
And how would you know that, Doug?
00:27:57.599 --> 00:27:58.880
Uh, because I saw the video.
00:27:59.039 --> 00:28:00.720
Oh man, that's a little white boy.
00:28:04.079 --> 00:28:07.839
And the headline says Michael Jordan grabbed little boy's ass.
00:28:08.079 --> 00:28:09.440
So that also helped me.
00:28:09.759 --> 00:28:11.440
Yeah, that shit is everywhere.
00:28:11.759 --> 00:28:12.000
Yeah.
00:28:12.319 --> 00:28:13.599
It's um, it's fucked up.
00:28:13.839 --> 00:28:20.480
I hate it when I'm on Instagram and I scroll and I see like the original or whatever it is, and I scroll again and it's the same fucking video from someone else.
00:28:20.720 --> 00:28:21.680
And they're talking about it.
00:28:21.839 --> 00:28:23.200
Well, did you see this guy?
00:28:23.359 --> 00:28:24.240
Check this out.
00:28:24.400 --> 00:28:26.480
And you're like, oh, yeah, I saw that like 18 times.
00:28:26.720 --> 00:28:28.640
Like, wow, I should repost this.
00:28:29.599 --> 00:28:31.839
I like how they keep clipping that shit, you know.
00:28:32.319 --> 00:28:37.440
So speaking of fucked up shit, that Samantha Guthrie chick on the Today Show.
00:28:37.680 --> 00:28:38.960
Oh, the one that's missing or her mother.
00:28:39.279 --> 00:28:39.839
Her mother's missing.
00:28:39.920 --> 00:28:40.480
Her mother's missing.
00:28:40.640 --> 00:28:40.799
Yeah.
00:28:41.039 --> 00:28:44.799
So apparently the story behind that is insurance money?
00:28:44.960 --> 00:28:45.599
Nah, she did.
00:28:45.839 --> 00:28:48.559
She interviewed one of the Epstein victims, right?
00:28:48.720 --> 00:28:48.880
Oh.
00:28:49.119 --> 00:28:56.079
And the Epstein victim was like given like fucking details, like names, fucking who did this, who did what.
00:28:56.160 --> 00:29:02.240
Yeah, like fucking going into like extreme detail of like what took place on the island and all this shit, right?
00:29:02.799 --> 00:29:09.440
And then that girl, the victim, died a few days later in a car accident, you know.
00:29:09.519 --> 00:29:12.480
She got hit by like a semi-truck with three gunshots in the back of her head.
00:29:12.960 --> 00:29:13.599
Natural causes.
00:29:13.759 --> 00:29:15.440
Yeah, not totally natural accident.
00:29:15.839 --> 00:29:30.480
And then uh a couple days after that, the the chick Samantha's fucking the Today show host, her mother goes missing, and then they get a ransom note, and then she does a thing on TV where it's her and her fucking husband, right?
00:29:30.640 --> 00:29:31.279
Yeah.
00:29:31.599 --> 00:29:46.079
And they say, they were saying that um turn her husband, and they were saying, We we hear you, we understand, we know what we have to do, you know, we get it, you know, just please return my mother.
00:29:46.240 --> 00:29:50.079
You know, we'll pay whatever you want, we'll just please return my mother, right?
00:29:50.400 --> 00:29:56.640
Now the husband, her husband, was one of the Clinton like security advisors or some shit.
00:29:56.720 --> 00:30:00.640
Like one of the guys that worked with Clinton, traveled with Clinton, was all over the place with Clinton.
00:30:00.720 --> 00:30:00.799
Yeah.
00:30:01.039 --> 00:30:03.839
Guy has receipts and like knows like what Clinton was up to.
00:30:04.000 --> 00:30:08.559
And the Clintons are supposed to testify with the Epstein fucking trial coming up.
00:30:08.799 --> 00:30:09.440
That's crazy.
00:30:09.599 --> 00:30:14.000
Yeah, so it's uh kind of kind of wild that all this shit took place, you know.
00:30:14.160 --> 00:30:19.119
If any of it's you know true, but you know, who knows if we'll ever find out if it's true or not.
00:30:19.519 --> 00:30:30.640
That's another thing, is like, alright, we're gonna we're learning all this crazy shit about the oligarchy and all their nut stuff, and God forbid, like if it is if any of this like terrible, like an ounce of this is true.
00:30:31.119 --> 00:30:32.000
I think it's all true.
00:30:32.319 --> 00:30:52.319
But if it oh god I think it's so much worse when we find out like the like you know, but you like what they're showing us is like here's a little conspiracy, and it's like, yeah, all right, every conspiracy so far has been real, so so it's like do you remember that scan like the conspiracy about Pizzagate that like was revolving around the internet about four or six years ago?
00:30:52.559 --> 00:30:53.599
No, it was longer than that.
00:30:54.000 --> 00:30:55.839
It was yeah, it was when uh Pizzagate?
00:30:56.000 --> 00:31:00.559
It was when Obama was Pizzagate, it was when Obama was president, it was like probably 2008, 2009.
00:31:00.799 --> 00:31:08.880
So yeah, there was this thing called Pizzagate, and what it was was a conspiracy that people were try are trafficking humans in Pizza Cut.
00:31:09.279 --> 00:31:12.720
And they would order the the humans through codes of pizza.
00:31:12.960 --> 00:31:18.319
Oh and apparently there was a pizza parlor in uh America, DC, Washington, D.C.
00:31:18.480 --> 00:31:20.319
It was like five blocks from the fucking White House.
00:31:20.799 --> 00:31:33.519
Yeah, right, wow, and apparently the guy who owned it was like the great, great, great grandchild of one of the Rothschilds, but like you know, removed, like married, you know, like so like he wasn't like oh Rothschild, but like he was part of the family, yeah.
00:31:34.720 --> 00:31:40.000
And like in the basement of that place, they had like what looked like kill rooms.
00:31:40.240 --> 00:31:40.880
That's crazy.
00:31:41.119 --> 00:31:50.240
Yeah, they literally there was a basement in there that had I think it was five rooms that had it was like set up with like drains on the floor that were all soundproof.
00:31:50.640 --> 00:31:54.240
Picture hostile, yeah, like hostile, you know, it was like hostile, right?
00:31:54.319 --> 00:32:03.119
Like you had like this thing, and then you had all these politicians and celebrities for some weird reason hanging out at this pizzeria.
00:32:03.920 --> 00:32:13.279
Like hanging out, like yo, there's pictures of Obama there, and then like the paintings on the wall are like fucked up paintings, like they're like they're like weird, like fucking satanic, like fucked up painting.
00:32:13.440 --> 00:32:17.279
Like there's a picture of Obama in front of one of these fucked up paintings.
00:32:17.440 --> 00:32:20.400
This is before AI was all over the internet, you know.
00:32:20.480 --> 00:32:23.200
This is Sir, those are just pizza rickshaws.
00:32:23.359 --> 00:32:27.039
Yeah, those are rickshaw rickshaws, you know, those are pizza pizza rickshaws, okay?
00:32:27.279 --> 00:32:30.319
That sauce in an obscure pattern, you're just seeing it.
00:32:31.359 --> 00:32:40.559
And then like I fucking uh like because I I read into that when that shit was going on, and it was so fucked, and then the the pizzeria had like a login, right?
00:32:40.799 --> 00:32:42.880
What pizzeria has a login, you know?
00:32:43.039 --> 00:32:44.000
Like you go on the website.
00:32:44.799 --> 00:32:45.440
Domino's does.
00:32:45.680 --> 00:32:46.640
I go into Domino's.
00:32:47.359 --> 00:32:48.240
Yeah, Domino's, yeah.
00:32:48.319 --> 00:32:49.359
They remember your address, you know?
00:32:49.519 --> 00:32:54.960
But yeah, this shit had a login, and someone like fucking, you know, like backdoored it or went into it somehow or whatever.
00:32:55.119 --> 00:32:56.160
It's got like a thumb reading.
00:32:56.319 --> 00:33:03.839
It had all these fucking things on there, like, you know, cheese pizza aged 10 years,$10,000, you know.
00:33:04.000 --> 00:33:04.319
Wow.
00:33:04.480 --> 00:33:10.319
Uh slightly used pepperoni pizza, like pepperoni's like a little boy, cheese pizza's a little girl or some shit like that.
00:33:10.480 --> 00:33:16.559
Like slightly used pepperoni, you know, discount,$3,000, you know, must come in 24 hours, you know.
00:33:16.640 --> 00:33:19.359
So it was like this, you got like a dying kid in your fucking basement.
00:33:19.519 --> 00:33:21.519
It's like, oh, you want to come finish him off?
00:33:21.759 --> 00:33:24.160
Like, you know, like yeah, it was fucked up, bro.
00:33:24.240 --> 00:33:26.640
It was like it was really fucked up, man.
00:33:27.039 --> 00:33:31.200
They used to have it all over the internet, screenshots of the fucking other thing, like it was fucked up.
00:33:31.440 --> 00:33:40.799
So I bring that up to say that a lot of pizza people felt like Pizzagate never existed, it was never around, it was never a thing, it had to be fake.
00:33:41.519 --> 00:33:42.160
Yeah.
00:33:42.720 --> 00:33:54.880
So um, and then you know, the more you learn about it, the more the more you learn about it, the more you find out that um in the Epstein files, they mentioned pizza, pizza slices, and ordering pizza.
00:33:55.039 --> 00:33:59.119
I think it was like nine like ridiculous amount.
00:33:59.359 --> 00:34:01.440
I don't even want to say the number because it was just so high.
00:34:01.680 --> 00:34:07.839
One of the fucked up things about the Pizzagate thing, too, was that the they had a picture in there.
00:34:08.159 --> 00:34:12.480
It was a pool with children hanging like upside down, right?
00:34:12.639 --> 00:34:16.079
It was an empty pool with children hanging upside down above it, right?
00:34:16.320 --> 00:34:17.599
It was one of the pictures.
00:34:18.400 --> 00:34:22.960
That pool is at Anderson Cooper's house, the house he grew up in.
00:34:23.039 --> 00:34:28.320
And Anderson Cooper's brother killed himself, and they didn't know why he killed himself.
00:34:28.480 --> 00:34:30.559
Like when he was like 20, he killed himself.
00:34:30.800 --> 00:34:41.440
And they the theory is that like the brother killed himself because he saw like his parents and Anderson Cooper's mom, I forget who she was, I think she was a Vanderbilt or something, or married a Vanderbilt.
00:34:41.920 --> 00:34:57.599
And like, you know, this so they're part of that elitist, you know, organization, and that pool was in in the house that they grew up in, and apparently the picture was you know, they didn't have like blood in it, but like they used to like hang the kids upside down and fucking kill them like that in uh in the pool.
00:34:57.840 --> 00:35:00.719
And just bleed them or bleed them out into the empty pool, yeah.
00:35:00.880 --> 00:35:02.719
Wow, yeah, that is crazy.
00:35:02.960 --> 00:35:04.159
So it's fucked up, man.
00:35:04.239 --> 00:35:05.199
But that that picture was there.
00:35:05.280 --> 00:35:06.559
It was like little that's what I mean.
00:35:06.639 --> 00:35:12.400
There was fucked up ass pictures, and like, you know, Obama's hanging out there, like fucking s senators are hanging out there.
00:35:12.559 --> 00:35:16.000
Like, what are you guys doing hanging out at a pizzeria five blocks from the White House?
00:35:16.079 --> 00:35:17.280
Like it's fucking weird, you know?
00:35:17.519 --> 00:35:18.719
Instead of doing your job, yeah.
00:35:18.880 --> 00:35:26.159
Or going out to a high-end restaurant, or yeah, you know, like you're gonna have like a consulate dinner at a pizzeria.
00:35:26.639 --> 00:35:29.360
You know, like it's weird, it's fucking really weird.
00:35:29.599 --> 00:35:35.280
And then somehow the emails are now tying back to that situation, and you're like, wait a minute.
00:35:35.679 --> 00:35:41.199
Yeah, you know, this conspiracy is kind of like starting to hold water and a lot of it.
00:35:41.599 --> 00:35:42.719
Yeah, it really is, man.
00:35:42.800 --> 00:35:43.679
It's fucked up.
00:35:43.920 --> 00:35:46.880
And then yes, and that's the bottom line is it's fucked up.
00:35:47.199 --> 00:35:52.320
The situation, the human beings that got put put through the put through this.
00:35:52.559 --> 00:35:57.519
I mean, if you look at it, the oligarchy just does not give a shit about humans.
00:35:57.920 --> 00:36:13.519
Well, I mean, like they had Pam Bondi talking about, you know, um if the you know, they like asked her, like, oh, what will happen if you go after like these Epstein file people, and she's like, it'll tank the economy in America, you know, like that's the first thing they'll do is tank the economy.
00:36:13.599 --> 00:36:16.320
She's like, you know, the the SP is at 50,000 right now, you know.
00:36:16.400 --> 00:36:17.519
You wanna you wanna ruin that?
00:36:17.679 --> 00:36:21.360
And it's like, yeah, you know, like fuck it, let's reset the whole system.
00:36:21.519 --> 00:36:24.719
You know, like how much poorer can the average person in America really get?
00:36:24.880 --> 00:36:27.280
You know who's gonna get hurt when the SP crashes?
00:36:27.440 --> 00:36:29.119
All the rich people, you know?
00:36:29.280 --> 00:36:29.440
Right.
00:36:29.519 --> 00:36:35.360
Like, I'll gonna take a hit on my retirement, I'm gonna take a hit on my stocks, but like, it's not like I'm losing millions of dollars.
00:36:35.519 --> 00:36:40.800
I'm gonna lose, you know, I'm gonna lose thousands, and then maybe hopefully it'll rebound at some point, you know.
00:36:40.880 --> 00:36:43.760
But like these motherfuckers, we should seize their assets.
00:36:44.079 --> 00:36:45.840
Well, hopefully our country can rebound with that.
00:36:46.000 --> 00:36:46.800
Yeah, you know what I mean?
00:36:46.880 --> 00:36:49.760
It's like well, that's the problem, is that there's they're all involved.
00:36:49.920 --> 00:36:58.880
They're all in it from the the lowest levels to the highest levels, they're all involved in it, and like there'll be there'll be nobody left.
00:36:58.960 --> 00:37:02.079
We'll literally be trying to vote on all new motherfucking people.
00:37:02.400 --> 00:37:03.360
I think that's what we need.
00:37:03.519 --> 00:37:04.960
I think we need actual people.
00:37:05.199 --> 00:37:07.519
I think we need real human beings in office.
00:37:07.920 --> 00:37:09.840
I think we need real terms set.
00:37:10.239 --> 00:37:18.800
Like, you're not allowed to spend your entire life becoming a lifetime politician, and then your kid's gonna come in and become a lifetime politician, and his kid's gonna come in and become a lifetime politician.
00:37:19.119 --> 00:37:19.599
Yeah.
00:37:19.920 --> 00:37:22.320
Lifetime politicians should not be a thing.
00:37:22.559 --> 00:37:28.960
You know, that whole Bush senior, Bush Junior bullshit, and then you even you know go back further, you have Prescott Bush in there.
00:37:29.039 --> 00:37:35.840
Like, that's like generations of these fucking jerk-offs in office, setting things up, doing shit.
00:37:36.239 --> 00:37:38.159
I think you your first term is free.
00:37:38.400 --> 00:37:43.599
After your first term, like to go back for your second term, you have to like survive a knife fight or something.
00:37:43.760 --> 00:37:44.000
Yeah.
00:37:44.880 --> 00:37:52.400
Well, the other thing is like we should, you know, like I I mean I Trump talked about stopping them from like being able to invest in stocks and shit.
00:37:52.480 --> 00:37:54.159
You know, because obviously that leads to corruption.
00:37:54.719 --> 00:37:55.280
Of course it does.
00:37:55.360 --> 00:38:05.440
They know we should have fucking full public access to their fucking tax returns because they do that in other countries, so you could see that they're that they're fucking gaining ungodly amounts of money.
00:38:05.519 --> 00:38:09.119
Look at fucking Nancy Pelosi, she's gonna walk away a fucking billionaire, too.
00:38:09.280 --> 00:38:10.559
You know, it's fucking insane.
00:38:10.800 --> 00:38:15.920
Honestly, like Nancy was one of those that I've always had a bad like taste in my mouth for.
00:38:16.320 --> 00:38:25.840
But the one that I have my eye on right now is what was it, the$1.5 million uh winery in California.
00:38:26.079 --> 00:38:27.039
Oh, what AOC?
00:38:27.440 --> 00:38:28.480
No, not AOC.
00:38:28.639 --> 00:38:32.000
Uh um, the chick from um Minnesota.
00:38:32.320 --> 00:38:33.119
Uh okay.
00:38:33.360 --> 00:38:34.000
Uh what was that?
00:38:34.079 --> 00:38:34.559
What's her name?
00:38:34.800 --> 00:38:35.440
I have no idea.
00:38:35.599 --> 00:38:37.920
The Oh, Ilian Omar, yeah, dumb bitch.
00:38:38.320 --> 00:38:39.039
Omar, yes.
00:38:39.199 --> 00:38:40.639
Yeah, all of a sudden she has like all of these.
00:38:41.199 --> 00:38:42.400
But I saw that with AOC too, though.
00:38:42.480 --> 00:38:50.639
AOC had like a winery that was listed at like 25,000 like two years ago, and then all of a sudden it's like five million dollars, and then it just like vanished.
00:38:50.880 --> 00:38:51.199
Right.
00:38:51.360 --> 00:38:54.800
You know, and she's worth like 20 million dollars now.
00:38:55.119 --> 00:38:58.639
Bitch was a bartender, didn't even know she was like running for anything.
00:38:58.719 --> 00:39:06.719
Like she was shocked, she was more shocked than the people who've who quote unquote voted, you know, and like she's like, I won an election, like what did I win, you know?
00:39:07.119 --> 00:39:12.159
You know, like speaking of that, let's talk about uh Mundami of the Week.
00:39:12.320 --> 00:39:15.679
Oh god, did he hear about the grocery store that finally opened?
00:39:15.840 --> 00:39:16.960
Yeah, but that wasn't even him.
00:39:17.039 --> 00:39:17.679
That wasn't even him.
00:39:17.760 --> 00:39:20.960
That was a crypto grocery store, but like, God, that was a fucking disaster.
00:39:21.599 --> 00:39:25.199
Like fucking 26 minutes into it, they're like, Yeah, we're out, we're out of everything.
00:39:25.679 --> 00:39:26.079
Exactly.
00:39:26.239 --> 00:39:33.440
People came in and took everything that we had, yeah, you know, like it was a clean sweep across the entire grocery store.
00:39:33.599 --> 00:39:35.199
Yeah, it was insane.
00:39:35.519 --> 00:39:41.119
People were waiting online for like four days for it to open, and then like 10 minutes into it, it was like, yep, we're out.
00:39:42.559 --> 00:39:47.039
You know, and that's exactly what would happen if there's any grocery stores that opened up like that, you know?
00:39:47.280 --> 00:39:47.760
Of course.
00:39:47.920 --> 00:39:51.760
If you have to pay for it, then you make decisions on whether you want to get it or not.
00:39:51.920 --> 00:39:56.079
If it's free, you're just gonna grab as much shit as you possibly physically can bring home.
00:39:56.239 --> 00:39:57.119
Yeah, I want free.
00:39:57.199 --> 00:39:58.480
Yeah, I want free freeze for me.
00:39:58.639 --> 00:40:01.599
Well, you're talking about the uh the free grocery store that they opened in Queens?
00:40:01.840 --> 00:40:04.800
No, we actually started picking out things inside the garage that we're gonna take home.
00:40:04.880 --> 00:40:05.280
Yeah, right.
00:40:06.400 --> 00:40:07.840
I saw that too, but you know what?
00:40:07.920 --> 00:40:10.159
That that uh that supermarket's owned by Polymarket.
00:40:10.320 --> 00:40:14.639
Yeah, it's not a fucking but at the same time, it's it was a pop-up store, yeah.
00:40:14.880 --> 00:40:16.639
It was like it was like a you know sponsoring.
00:40:16.960 --> 00:40:18.239
It was a fucking tax write-off, really.
00:40:18.320 --> 00:40:18.800
That's what it was.
00:40:18.880 --> 00:40:20.719
They're like, all right, man, we made a lot of money this year.
00:40:20.800 --> 00:40:23.920
Let's fucking 45 minutes there, they were pretty much done.
00:40:24.079 --> 00:40:24.800
Wow, yeah.
00:40:25.039 --> 00:40:28.079
I mean, polymarket, that's like uh like the Kelchi app.
00:40:28.159 --> 00:40:28.960
That's like the same thing, right?
00:40:29.039 --> 00:40:30.000
You make bets on shit.
00:40:30.239 --> 00:40:30.800
Oh, is it?
00:40:30.960 --> 00:40:31.119
Yeah.
00:40:31.280 --> 00:40:31.760
That's what I thought.
00:40:31.920 --> 00:40:35.679
I wonder if Kelchi was taking bets to see if it would actually stay open.
00:40:36.239 --> 00:40:37.119
Yeah, maybe.
00:40:37.440 --> 00:40:38.079
Yeah.
00:40:38.320 --> 00:40:40.800
How long do you think the grocery store will last?
00:40:41.119 --> 00:40:42.239
It's fucking insane.
00:40:42.480 --> 00:40:47.519
I like the guys took the bets on like you know, who's gonna streak or whatever in the foot in the Super Bowl.
00:40:47.679 --> 00:40:50.159
And then it's the guy who fucking he plays his own bet.
00:40:50.320 --> 00:40:53.280
Yeah, but apparently that happened that happened like years ago again, too.
00:40:53.440 --> 00:40:55.599
You know, like he did it, uh he did it in Vegas.
00:40:55.760 --> 00:40:56.239
Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:40:56.400 --> 00:40:59.599
Yeah, and then they wouldn't pay him because they're like, oh, you can't bet on yourself.
00:40:59.840 --> 00:41:00.480
Why not?
00:41:01.119 --> 00:41:01.920
You can't bet on yourself.
00:41:02.239 --> 00:41:05.920
So it's like a fucking, it's like an NFL player, like, yeah, we're gonna lose this game.
00:41:06.000 --> 00:41:06.239
Uh huh.
00:41:06.400 --> 00:41:09.840
And then fucking throwing thrown fucking balls out of bounds the whole time.
00:41:10.000 --> 00:41:10.800
Like, nah.
00:41:11.280 --> 00:41:14.239
So so that guy didn't have one fucking friend in the world?
00:41:14.400 --> 00:41:14.880
I don't know.
00:41:15.039 --> 00:41:15.599
Exactly, right?
00:41:15.679 --> 00:41:18.800
You don't have one friend that's got balls, like, bro, I'll place the bet.
00:41:18.880 --> 00:41:19.840
You're getting out there.
00:41:20.320 --> 00:41:21.360
Yeah, or vice versa.
00:41:21.840 --> 00:41:22.480
You place the bet.
00:41:24.000 --> 00:41:25.119
Here's my fucking money.
00:41:25.280 --> 00:41:26.719
You put whatever money you want.
00:41:26.880 --> 00:41:30.239
I'm gonna run at this point, get me out in an hour, you know?
00:41:31.519 --> 00:41:32.559
The fines are serious.
00:41:32.639 --> 00:41:35.199
Like after like the second or third offense, it's like a hundred grand.
00:41:35.519 --> 00:41:37.119
Yeah, but what if you well, a hundred gram?
00:41:38.000 --> 00:41:39.519
Who's gonna do it two or three times?
00:41:39.760 --> 00:41:43.039
I mean, all you all you gotta do is get paid out once, right?
00:41:43.119 --> 00:41:43.360
Yeah, yeah.
00:41:43.599 --> 00:41:44.559
He did it twice though.
00:41:44.639 --> 00:41:45.920
Uh, this is the second time?
00:41:46.079 --> 00:41:46.320
Yeah.
00:41:46.559 --> 00:41:47.760
Well, years later, right?
00:41:47.920 --> 00:41:48.719
Yeah, but still.
00:41:48.880 --> 00:41:50.880
Oh, this might be the guy who didn't get paid in Vegas then.
00:41:50.960 --> 00:41:51.119
Yeah.
00:41:51.280 --> 00:41:52.800
No, but then he needs his money.
00:41:53.199 --> 00:41:55.039
He's like, fuck, all right, I'll do it on Calci, bro.
00:41:55.119 --> 00:41:55.840
They'll never know.
00:41:56.480 --> 00:41:58.159
I'll make a fake username.
00:41:58.960 --> 00:42:00.000
They'll never know it's me.
00:42:00.239 --> 00:42:09.679
Then there was another kid who like uh so they were placing bets on like when would the uh like when would the whole like national anthem and all that stuff end?
00:42:09.760 --> 00:42:10.320
Like at what time?
00:42:10.960 --> 00:42:12.800
A minute and 56 seconds, 55 seconds.
00:42:12.960 --> 00:42:26.400
So the kid went there for the fucking uh, what did he do that, like a rehearsal with the jets and everything flying over, and he he's timing it and he used some kind of special sound advice through in order to know when they stopped singing or something, and he won the bet.
00:42:26.639 --> 00:42:27.039
Nice.
00:42:27.119 --> 00:42:27.440
Yeah.
00:42:27.679 --> 00:42:28.559
What do you mean won?
00:42:28.639 --> 00:42:38.079
Like there was one, like it came down to the millisecond, so it's like you have to put in like it'll happen at three three point five or three five point six.
00:42:39.039 --> 00:42:41.440
It was like under five three, two, four.
00:42:41.599 --> 00:42:43.199
Uh probably like 50 G's or something.
00:42:43.519 --> 00:42:44.559
Oh, that's some cakes.
00:42:45.280 --> 00:42:46.559
Yeah, I mean, yeah, it's worth it.
00:42:46.639 --> 00:42:49.679
I mean, you gotta fly out to like you know, San Francisco, get a hotel.
00:42:49.920 --> 00:42:50.559
No, thank you.
00:42:50.880 --> 00:42:53.199
Chill for a little while, no, hang out with some gay dudes.
00:42:53.360 --> 00:42:54.000
Yeah.
00:42:54.719 --> 00:42:56.400
Remember when we were in San Francisco, bro?
00:42:56.559 --> 00:42:58.159
We met that guy Bagel.
00:42:58.559 --> 00:42:59.039
Bagel.
00:42:59.440 --> 00:42:59.599
Yeah.
00:42:59.840 --> 00:43:01.519
He's like, yeah, man, my name's Bagel.
00:43:01.760 --> 00:43:03.119
We're like, all right, cool, bro.
00:43:03.920 --> 00:43:05.119
He's like, you guys need weed.
00:43:05.199 --> 00:43:07.519
We're like, no, we just took that dispensary guy to sell us.
00:43:08.320 --> 00:43:11.039
Before it was like fucking legal.
00:43:11.199 --> 00:43:13.920
And like, you know, like it was so fucking funny.
00:43:14.719 --> 00:43:19.280
Like, luckily we had Doug with us that day because the guy looks at Doug and he's like, I'll sell that guy weed.
00:43:19.519 --> 00:43:20.800
Like, all right, Doug, go with him.
00:43:22.159 --> 00:43:24.800
You know, the guy's like, we're all showing him our New York IDs.
00:43:24.880 --> 00:43:25.440
He's like, Yeah, right.
00:43:25.519 --> 00:43:26.320
I don't know, yeah, I don't know.
00:43:26.559 --> 00:43:30.079
He's like, he's like, Doug's like, yo, man, like he's like, I'll sell that guy the weed.
00:43:30.159 --> 00:43:32.880
Yeah, I was like, bro, man, can you sell me some weed?
00:43:33.119 --> 00:43:34.239
And he's like, Yeah, I'll sell it.
00:43:34.480 --> 00:43:36.320
He's like, You guys wait outside, I'll take him, bro.
00:43:37.360 --> 00:43:38.079
All right, bro.
00:43:38.400 --> 00:43:41.440
And then we go across the street to like some like cafe or something.
00:43:41.599 --> 00:43:43.599
This guy comes out and he's like, Yo, man, what's up, bro?
00:43:43.760 --> 00:43:45.039
My name's Bagel, bro.
00:43:45.199 --> 00:43:48.159
Yo, you got the chill, you guys need anything, man?
00:43:48.239 --> 00:43:51.760
Like, yo, I got the hookup, but like, now he just got some shit, bro.
00:43:52.400 --> 00:43:53.119
He's like, Really?
00:43:53.199 --> 00:43:54.960
How'd you guys get someone to sell your weed out here?
00:43:55.119 --> 00:43:58.400
But like, yo, they fucking money dunk.
00:43:59.119 --> 00:44:01.760
It looks like The time they fit in, right?
00:44:01.920 --> 00:44:02.320
Yeah.
00:44:02.480 --> 00:44:03.039
Yeah.
00:44:03.599 --> 00:44:05.039
Show it was fucking hilarious.
00:44:05.199 --> 00:44:05.519
Yeah.
00:44:05.760 --> 00:44:06.800
That's crazy.
00:44:07.039 --> 00:44:09.039
I mean, you know, they're out there.
00:44:09.360 --> 00:44:10.239
You gotta find them.
00:44:10.320 --> 00:44:12.079
You just gotta watch out, you know, if you're doing it.
00:44:12.159 --> 00:44:14.880
Like, I remember I was looking for that shit in like Texas.
00:44:15.039 --> 00:44:15.280
Yeah.
00:44:15.440 --> 00:44:17.199
Yeah, that was you know, there was this one.
00:44:17.280 --> 00:44:18.480
Well, I got it from a bum too.
00:44:18.559 --> 00:44:19.280
It was funny, right?
00:44:19.440 --> 00:44:21.679
So, like, yeah, he they they they do the game, you know.
00:44:21.760 --> 00:44:24.719
You come out the hotel, and then after you come out, you go downstairs.
00:44:24.800 --> 00:44:27.920
They got like a fucking gallon of jug, like uh gasoline.
00:44:28.000 --> 00:44:29.599
Yo, man, can I get like five dollars for gas?
00:44:30.239 --> 00:44:31.119
I felt bad for him at first.
00:44:31.360 --> 00:44:32.000
Like he got me.
00:44:32.159 --> 00:44:33.679
I'm like, all right, bro, here's five dollars.
00:44:33.920 --> 00:44:36.800
And then the next day he was there, and I'm like, yo, bro, you still get that gas?
00:44:37.039 --> 00:44:39.280
He's like, Oh shit, man, what's up, man?
00:44:39.920 --> 00:44:41.760
And I had that's you know, talking to him a little bit.
00:44:41.840 --> 00:44:45.599
I'm like, okay, I'm like, uh, I gave him 10 bucks and I was like, yo, man, where can I get something?
00:44:45.760 --> 00:44:49.599
And he we went over to this like some fucking shady ass fucking spot in the hood.
00:44:49.920 --> 00:44:51.039
And he came out and it was.
00:44:51.199 --> 00:44:51.679
Where can I get some?
00:44:51.760 --> 00:44:52.400
He's like, You want meth?
00:44:52.559 --> 00:44:54.239
You're like, no, no, no, no, it's just weed, bro.
00:44:54.320 --> 00:44:55.039
It's just weed.
00:44:55.679 --> 00:44:56.400
Yeah, exactly.
00:44:56.480 --> 00:44:58.719
Some weed, and uh he got it for us.
00:44:58.880 --> 00:44:59.760
That was good.
00:45:00.320 --> 00:45:04.320
But um yeah, sometimes they try to take you drifting you off into other areas.
00:45:04.400 --> 00:45:04.800
Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:45:04.960 --> 00:45:08.320
You know, and if I get jumpy for stupid shit, yeah, bums are crazy.
00:45:08.480 --> 00:45:09.119
That's the best, though.
00:45:09.199 --> 00:45:10.800
Like it was even in Costa Rica, bro.
00:45:10.880 --> 00:45:12.079
It's like, yo, where can I get some weed?
00:45:12.159 --> 00:45:14.639
And like people are like, oh, you know, like it's so illegal there.
00:45:14.719 --> 00:45:25.360
So they're like, you know, they get really cunty until you find like the right guy, and then the right guy's like, yeah, you know, like, you know, some of them are like, give me, give me, give me a hundred dollars, I'll go get it for you.
00:45:25.440 --> 00:45:26.400
Like, nah, bro.
00:45:26.800 --> 00:45:27.280
Go get it.
00:45:27.440 --> 00:45:29.440
Yeah, go get it, and I'll give you the hundred dollars.
00:45:29.760 --> 00:45:30.079
Right, right.
00:45:30.239 --> 00:45:31.280
Like, I got the money, bro.
00:45:31.360 --> 00:45:34.079
I'll be at this bar, go get it, motherfucker, you know?
00:45:34.239 --> 00:45:34.639
Yeah.
00:45:34.880 --> 00:45:38.639
It was fucking funny, but like, you know, kids today will never know that.
00:45:39.679 --> 00:45:40.639
Never know that, you know?
00:45:40.880 --> 00:45:42.800
Like you can just walk into a store and get it now, you know.
00:45:42.880 --> 00:45:51.519
Like we used to, even like we used to go to the city back in the day, like we would go to the city and then be like, oh fuck, man, we need weed, and then like find some guy and be like, yo man, like where can you get weed?
00:45:51.679 --> 00:45:52.559
Like, oh, go to the park.
00:45:52.719 --> 00:45:56.960
There's a guy sitting on a bench, you know, like you got like some random park, and there's a dude sitting on a bench.
00:45:57.199 --> 00:45:59.039
Like, yeah, you got a twelve, you got a dub?
00:45:59.119 --> 00:46:00.239
You know, he's like, Yeah, dirty.
00:46:00.559 --> 00:46:01.760
Like, no, it's a dub, it's 20.
00:46:01.920 --> 00:46:03.039
He's like, 25.
00:46:03.199 --> 00:46:05.039
You're like, no, 20.
00:46:06.239 --> 00:46:07.760
You know, that's crazy.
00:46:08.000 --> 00:46:10.239
Yeah, no, no, I remember when it, yeah, exactly.
00:46:10.320 --> 00:46:13.360
It was illegal here and uh oh, Washington Square Park?
00:46:13.599 --> 00:46:16.159
When you got to once you know, once you knew people though, it wasn't too bad.
00:46:16.239 --> 00:46:17.519
Like, you know, yeah, you had to connect.
00:46:17.599 --> 00:46:20.639
It was like, yo, come through, and then like four and a half, yo, I'll be there in 20 minutes.
00:46:20.800 --> 00:46:24.320
Four and a half days later, you're like, dude, are you coming with that 20 thing, bro?
00:46:24.480 --> 00:46:25.519
Yeah, like what the fuck?
00:46:25.679 --> 00:46:26.480
Used to hate that.
00:46:26.639 --> 00:46:27.679
I'm still on the way, bro.
00:46:27.760 --> 00:46:28.000
Don't worry.
00:46:28.320 --> 00:46:28.960
I'll be there in 10.
00:46:29.039 --> 00:46:31.119
You're like, yeah, you told me 20 minutes five days ago.
00:46:31.199 --> 00:46:32.960
Why are you always stressing me out, man?
00:46:33.840 --> 00:46:35.280
I'll get there when I get there.
00:46:35.440 --> 00:46:36.000
Yeah, yeah.
00:46:36.800 --> 00:46:38.480
Yeah, now they'll deliver it to you.
00:46:38.719 --> 00:46:39.119
Oh, yeah.
00:46:39.280 --> 00:46:40.800
Yeah, I'll bring it to your house.
00:46:40.880 --> 00:46:41.199
Mm-hmm.
00:46:41.360 --> 00:46:43.039
Yep, they got the call-up cards and everything.
00:46:43.199 --> 00:46:48.800
Like, New York is like definitely got but do you know why marijuana became illegal in New York?
00:46:49.119 --> 00:46:49.840
Why it did?
00:46:50.000 --> 00:46:50.559
Yeah, why?
00:46:50.719 --> 00:46:51.039
Why?
00:46:51.199 --> 00:46:54.000
So Andrew Como was the one that like pulled the trigger on that.
00:46:54.159 --> 00:46:55.360
Yeah, before he was going out.
00:46:55.519 --> 00:46:57.119
Oh, yeah, it was because he was going out.
00:46:57.280 --> 00:46:58.480
Oh, he was like, Let me get this in.
00:46:58.800 --> 00:47:06.320
Yeah, well, he was like, Oh, let me like get the um like situation off of me and onto marijuana.
00:47:06.480 --> 00:47:07.039
Right, right, right.
00:47:07.199 --> 00:47:15.599
So apparently during the pandemic, he didn't he went ahead and um gave um he did the thing with the old people.
00:47:15.840 --> 00:47:18.480
So he put people with COVID in like old people homes.
00:47:18.719 --> 00:47:23.280
And then on top of that, um, he apparently like touched a cop inappropriately.
00:47:23.519 --> 00:47:23.920
Yeah, yeah.
00:47:24.000 --> 00:47:26.079
It was like uh yeah, some lady on an elevator, whatever, yeah.
00:47:26.400 --> 00:47:26.719
Exactly.
00:47:26.880 --> 00:47:29.519
And then at that point in time, he's like, oh no, I didn't do anything bad.
00:47:29.599 --> 00:47:30.960
Uh marijuana's legal.
00:47:31.119 --> 00:47:31.599
Right.
00:47:32.400 --> 00:47:32.960
Yeah, no.
00:47:33.039 --> 00:47:35.199
Well I was like, yeah, but we don't have any rules.
00:47:36.000 --> 00:47:37.280
What's the rules and regulations to it?
00:47:37.840 --> 00:47:38.800
I don't know, it's legal.
00:47:39.039 --> 00:47:39.679
Enjoy.
00:47:40.079 --> 00:47:40.960
Like, okay.
00:47:43.039 --> 00:47:43.679
Yeah, man.
00:47:44.159 --> 00:47:48.559
I mean, you know, well, you could get it anywhere now, it's available.
00:47:49.199 --> 00:47:53.280
The uh there is still some like medical ones that are only medical.
00:47:53.679 --> 00:47:56.400
Yeah, I mean, but is it any different, to be honest with you?
00:47:56.800 --> 00:47:58.639
I don't know, maybe you get a better price.
00:47:59.840 --> 00:48:01.440
I mean, your insurance pays for it?
00:48:01.599 --> 00:48:02.000
I guess.
00:48:02.079 --> 00:48:03.760
Yeah, maybe that'd be cool.
00:48:04.000 --> 00:48:04.880
Probably not though.
00:48:05.039 --> 00:48:09.199
I mean, I I pay for insurance and I it doesn't really do anything for me throughout the year, really.
00:48:09.360 --> 00:48:15.199
You know, you don't want your herpes cream, unless something like I mean, I am gonna have to get the guy to stick with this fan.
00:48:15.519 --> 00:48:17.599
I gotta get the guy to stick his finger up my butt soon.
00:48:17.840 --> 00:48:18.800
Oh, isn't that funny though?
00:48:19.039 --> 00:48:24.480
They always come up with like new technology for shit, but like it's still when it comes down to dudes, they're like, nah, bend over.
00:48:24.639 --> 00:48:26.000
Yeah, put the finger in.
00:48:26.079 --> 00:48:28.400
No, no one came up with the scan test for this yet.
00:48:28.559 --> 00:48:28.960
Exactly.
00:48:29.199 --> 00:48:30.719
I gotta do the old fingertip.
00:48:30.800 --> 00:48:30.960
Yeah.
00:48:31.119 --> 00:48:36.000
Is there any way you can like we can do this without you intruding on my butthole?
00:48:36.320 --> 00:48:36.639
Yeah.
00:48:36.960 --> 00:48:39.039
Anyway, did that make me feel like a whore?
00:48:40.800 --> 00:48:42.639
It's not even the finger part that's the worst.
00:48:42.719 --> 00:48:45.599
It's when they're like, He makes you put on the let me wipe you up.
00:48:45.679 --> 00:48:50.239
You're like, no, no, no, give me the paper, I'll wipe myself up.
00:48:50.480 --> 00:48:52.639
Oh, so you don't mind when he makes you put the lipstick on.
00:48:52.880 --> 00:48:54.079
No, no, the lipstick part's fine.
00:48:54.159 --> 00:48:55.920
Oh, you look that's the lead up.
00:48:56.800 --> 00:48:58.400
He likes to look pretty before the show.
00:48:58.639 --> 00:49:01.360
No, it's like the colonoscopy shit that's gonna have to happen.
00:49:01.440 --> 00:49:02.960
That's that's what I'm not looking forward to.
00:49:03.039 --> 00:49:05.519
They knock you out and then they stick a fucking camera in your ass.
00:49:06.719 --> 00:49:08.639
You just gotta trust the guy who pulls his watch out too.
00:49:08.800 --> 00:49:14.880
You're like, I mean, you wake up and you're all like, ooh, that felt amazing, but my ass feels weird.
00:49:16.960 --> 00:49:18.480
I don't know, take that, Ryan.
00:49:18.800 --> 00:49:21.039
Yeah, not amazing.
00:49:21.519 --> 00:49:23.119
Amazing was the anesthetic.
00:49:23.280 --> 00:49:28.480
Oh I don't know what you were getting off on anesthesia, not the fucking asshole fucking.
00:49:28.719 --> 00:49:30.960
You just opened up new worlds for me, Doc.
00:49:32.480 --> 00:49:34.800
I woke up and felt amazing, but my ass hurts.
00:49:34.880 --> 00:49:37.599
Yeah, we stopped by the store on the way home.
00:49:37.920 --> 00:49:40.880
It's like when I had my knee surgery, the anesthesiologist.
00:49:41.280 --> 00:49:43.199
So my buddy, well, you know, Johnny.
00:49:43.280 --> 00:49:43.440
Yeah.
00:49:43.599 --> 00:49:47.199
Johnny's telling me how he had elbow surgery, and he like woke up during the elbow surgery.
00:49:47.280 --> 00:49:50.639
So the anesthesiologist, you know, has to come in for the pre-opting, right?
00:49:50.800 --> 00:49:51.679
Before he brings you in.
00:49:51.760 --> 00:49:51.920
Yeah.
00:49:52.159 --> 00:49:53.039
He's asking me his questions.
00:49:53.119 --> 00:49:54.559
I'm like, yeah, I got a question for you, man.
00:49:54.719 --> 00:49:57.280
Like my buddy says, like, he woke up during an elbow surgery.
00:49:57.360 --> 00:50:04.400
He's like, ah, you know, he's like, you know, they probably just put him into like a twilight, you know, like you're gonna be under, you know, like we gotta drill and do shit to your knee.
00:50:04.480 --> 00:50:05.840
Like, you're gonna be out for a couple hours.
00:50:06.000 --> 00:50:08.239
We're not, you know, we're dosing you.
00:50:08.320 --> 00:50:09.679
I'm like, ah shit.
00:50:09.760 --> 00:50:12.960
So I just gotta trust you guys and aren't gonna start fingering me while I'm fucking out.
00:50:14.960 --> 00:50:17.679
This fucking Indian guy was like, Jesus Christ, bro.
00:50:18.960 --> 00:50:20.400
I'm like, you know, I trust you, bro.
00:50:20.480 --> 00:50:21.679
You know, you got small fingers.
00:50:21.760 --> 00:50:25.360
He's like he's like shaking his head, laughing so hard.
00:50:25.440 --> 00:50:26.719
He's like, Oh, you're gonna be fine, bro.
00:50:26.880 --> 00:50:27.360
You're gonna be fine.
00:50:27.440 --> 00:50:28.639
I'm like, I hope so.
00:50:28.880 --> 00:50:30.239
That's crazy.
00:50:30.960 --> 00:50:34.400
You look over on his doctor table, there's a big bottle of uh baby oil.
00:50:35.280 --> 00:50:36.480
You're gonna be fine, boy.
00:50:37.039 --> 00:50:38.559
No diddy in, all right?
00:50:41.039 --> 00:50:41.840
No ditty.
00:50:43.599 --> 00:50:44.239
All right.
00:50:44.960 --> 00:50:46.480
So on that note, yeah.
00:50:46.880 --> 00:50:49.199
And what time?
00:50:49.440 --> 00:50:49.920
What's that?
00:50:50.079 --> 00:50:50.400
What time?
00:50:50.559 --> 00:50:51.039
Oh, I don't know.
00:50:52.000 --> 00:50:52.960
It's it's 9 59.
00:50:53.039 --> 00:50:54.239
We've been on for 50 minutes.
00:50:54.480 --> 00:50:55.280
Oh 50 minutes.
00:50:55.519 --> 00:50:56.000
50 minutes.
00:50:56.880 --> 00:50:57.840
We almost coming to the end.
00:50:58.000 --> 00:50:59.039
50 minutes talking shit.
00:50:59.280 --> 00:50:59.679
Yeah.
00:51:00.239 --> 00:51:01.679
Now we want 51 minutes.
00:51:01.920 --> 00:51:08.000
I said I said we make fun of Doug for nine more minutes, and then oh, that's a great way to wrap out the show, you know.
00:51:08.159 --> 00:51:09.599
Just start talking shit about me.
00:51:10.320 --> 00:51:13.039
Yeah, typically how uh our shows end.
00:51:13.840 --> 00:51:14.880
Yeah, right, right.
00:51:15.360 --> 00:51:16.000
Yeah, man.
00:51:16.480 --> 00:51:18.400
Just uh you know chilling, taking it easy.
00:51:18.559 --> 00:51:21.119
Yeah, anything good planned for the week?
00:51:21.280 --> 00:51:22.320
No, no, not me.
00:51:22.719 --> 00:51:23.119
Me either.
00:51:23.280 --> 00:51:26.159
Yeah, I mean, just to I'm waiting for the snow to melt.
00:51:26.239 --> 00:51:28.079
It's yeah, I'm fucking tired of it.
00:51:28.239 --> 00:51:29.679
Yeah, that shouldn't be here until May.
00:51:29.840 --> 00:51:31.440
Yeah, she ain't going nowhere.
00:51:31.840 --> 00:51:33.360
We got more snow, what, today?
00:51:33.519 --> 00:51:35.039
No, it's Monday.
00:51:35.199 --> 00:51:35.679
Yeah, Monday.
00:51:35.760 --> 00:51:37.039
We got a couple more inches.
00:51:37.199 --> 00:51:37.679
Exactly.
00:51:37.840 --> 00:51:38.800
On top of the crap.
00:51:38.880 --> 00:51:40.320
Yeah, yeah, but that all melted though.
00:51:40.480 --> 00:51:40.960
It's gone, yeah.
00:51:41.039 --> 00:51:41.920
Yeah, it's gone, yeah.
00:51:42.159 --> 00:51:43.440
We need it all to melt.
00:51:43.599 --> 00:51:44.480
Yeah, yeah.
00:51:44.960 --> 00:51:46.400
Boating season's upon us soon.
00:51:46.559 --> 00:51:47.280
Well, it's coming.
00:51:47.360 --> 00:51:48.159
Yeah, I don't know, man.
00:51:48.559 --> 00:51:51.119
It might end up being a fucking cold memorial day out there.
00:51:51.280 --> 00:51:51.920
Oh, true.
00:51:52.079 --> 00:51:52.400
Yeah.
00:51:52.559 --> 00:51:52.880
Yeah.
00:51:52.960 --> 00:51:54.800
Hey, if it's balls cold, it's balls cold.
00:51:54.880 --> 00:51:56.320
I have coats, I have whatever.
00:51:57.039 --> 00:51:57.679
You got the coat?
00:51:57.840 --> 00:51:58.320
I got the coat.
00:52:02.960 --> 00:52:03.360
Yeah.
00:52:03.599 --> 00:52:04.880
Oh, it's devastating.
00:52:05.519 --> 00:52:05.760
Yeah.
00:52:07.599 --> 00:52:08.800
Get a little fire pit going down there.
00:52:08.880 --> 00:52:10.800
We'll open up the little hatch window.
00:52:12.400 --> 00:52:13.360
Don't mind us.
00:52:15.039 --> 00:52:17.360
Come on to those smokeless fire pits and uh go to that.
00:52:18.159 --> 00:52:19.840
Actually, what that's okay.
00:52:20.000 --> 00:52:22.480
Um, that conversation has to be done off air.
00:52:23.039 --> 00:52:23.199
Okay.
00:52:23.440 --> 00:52:23.760
Oh, yeah.
00:52:23.840 --> 00:52:24.159
All right.
00:52:24.239 --> 00:52:24.400
No.
00:52:25.360 --> 00:52:25.760
All right.
00:52:26.159 --> 00:52:29.760
Well, first we're talking about our hidey holes in Bearded Island, then uh, yeah.
00:52:30.000 --> 00:52:32.719
That can't be secret spots.
00:52:32.960 --> 00:52:33.280
Exactly.
00:52:33.360 --> 00:52:34.320
That's not open to the public.
00:52:34.639 --> 00:52:35.519
Full of hidey holes.
00:52:35.760 --> 00:52:38.480
Yeah, we got a little boat of hidey holes.
00:52:38.639 --> 00:52:41.280
We're cool with butt stuff on air, but not the hidey holes.
00:52:42.960 --> 00:52:49.039
Well, you know, those are little our little spots that we like to go off away from public and everything and go and enjoy ourselves.
00:52:49.280 --> 00:52:52.480
Nobody enjoys those those islands because they can't get to them.
00:52:52.559 --> 00:52:52.800
Yeah.
00:52:52.960 --> 00:52:56.239
So you think the show's weird, you should see what we do in those hidey holes.
00:52:56.400 --> 00:53:01.119
Oh you know the implications when you have a boat.
00:53:01.360 --> 00:53:01.599
Yeah.
00:53:01.840 --> 00:53:02.639
Oh, it's there.
00:53:02.719 --> 00:53:02.960
Yeah.
00:53:03.280 --> 00:53:03.760
Yeah.
00:53:05.039 --> 00:53:05.440
Shit.
00:53:06.800 --> 00:53:12.320
And with that said, audience, we definitely want to uh force Ryan to uh make bad decisions and get a boat.
00:53:12.480 --> 00:53:12.719
Yeah.
00:53:12.800 --> 00:53:13.039
Yeah.
00:53:13.360 --> 00:53:13.840
I've been trying.
00:53:13.920 --> 00:53:14.960
I keep sending him boat stuff.
00:53:15.199 --> 00:53:16.400
It's gonna it's gonna be some boats.
00:53:16.719 --> 00:53:17.199
He's reluctant.
00:53:17.440 --> 00:53:18.719
That's just gonna hurt my wallet.
00:53:18.960 --> 00:53:22.719
Oh, yeah, yes, but it but it'll it'll be so good for your soul.
00:53:22.960 --> 00:53:23.599
Yeah, yeah.
00:53:23.840 --> 00:53:25.679
The two times a year you're allowed to use it.
00:53:27.280 --> 00:53:31.599
All the all the money I'll be dumping on uh slips and all that other shit.
00:53:31.760 --> 00:53:34.800
Yeah, yeah, but you'll you'll be out on the water all the time with us.
00:53:34.880 --> 00:53:35.280
Yeah.
00:53:35.599 --> 00:53:36.639
For for a cost.
00:53:36.880 --> 00:53:37.039
What?
00:53:37.280 --> 00:53:38.239
And not just fuel.
00:53:38.480 --> 00:53:40.880
Oh, well, that's that's that's the American dream.
00:53:40.960 --> 00:53:41.679
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:53:42.320 --> 00:53:42.719
Exactly.
00:53:42.880 --> 00:53:43.760
Yeah, what was it saying?
00:53:44.079 --> 00:53:48.159
Like my other buddy Ryan, I go boating with, he's like, he's like, I got permission.
00:53:48.239 --> 00:53:48.960
We can go this day.
00:53:49.039 --> 00:53:50.159
He's like, You better come.
00:53:51.280 --> 00:53:52.639
Like uh, you poor bastard.
00:53:53.599 --> 00:53:56.000
Yeah, I'm allowed to go this day, this day, and this day.
00:53:56.079 --> 00:53:56.480
What do you think?
00:53:56.639 --> 00:53:58.880
Sorry, you gotta have all the cool shit before you meet the girl.
00:53:58.960 --> 00:54:02.719
Because then it's like, look, a boat, I do shit, I don't want to hear your mouth about it.
00:54:03.599 --> 00:54:06.239
Moving into my house, you're gonna have my kids.
00:54:06.400 --> 00:54:07.440
I got my boat.
00:54:07.840 --> 00:54:09.039
Shut your mouth.
00:54:09.760 --> 00:54:10.800
Those are my kids.
00:54:12.000 --> 00:54:12.320
Yeah.
00:54:12.480 --> 00:54:14.239
Those are my kids, you just take care of them.
00:54:14.400 --> 00:54:14.880
What was that?
00:54:15.039 --> 00:54:18.800
Uh what was that movie with Goldie Hahn and uh Kurt Russell?
00:54:18.960 --> 00:54:20.639
And like Goldie Hahn was a rich bitch.
00:54:21.599 --> 00:54:23.840
Oh, oh, uh oh fuck.
00:54:23.920 --> 00:54:25.119
I just watched that too the other day.
00:54:25.280 --> 00:54:29.360
Yeah, she fell into the water and passed out, and then like lost her memory, and then he fucking picks her up.
00:54:29.440 --> 00:54:29.920
Yeah, exactly.
00:54:30.159 --> 00:54:32.559
It's like, oh, these are my kids, these are our kids now.
00:54:32.639 --> 00:54:34.639
Yeah, you raise them as if they're yours.
00:54:35.519 --> 00:54:36.639
I just watched that the other day.
00:54:36.960 --> 00:54:37.840
Do you remember that movie?
00:54:38.079 --> 00:54:39.760
Oh my god, it was such a good classic.
00:54:40.320 --> 00:54:41.039
It's a classic movie.
00:54:41.119 --> 00:54:41.679
It's oldie.
00:54:42.480 --> 00:54:43.039
Oh man.
00:54:43.199 --> 00:54:45.039
Yeah, so it's got Goldie Hahn and Kurt Russell.
00:54:45.119 --> 00:54:47.679
Kurt Russell is like a regular dock hand, okay?
00:54:47.760 --> 00:54:47.920
Yeah.
00:54:48.079 --> 00:54:55.119
And then Kurt and uh Goldie Hahn is at a um a party, and she ends up like falling out and like knocking her head on the dock.
00:54:55.280 --> 00:54:55.599
Right.
00:54:55.760 --> 00:54:59.199
And then, but she she was an asshole to uh Kurt Russell.
00:54:59.440 --> 00:55:00.079
Kurt Russell.
00:55:00.159 --> 00:55:02.320
So then Kurt Russell's like, well, fuck this bitch.
00:55:02.400 --> 00:55:10.239
I'm gonna bring her home to my house, and then because she doesn't know who she is, I'm gonna tell her she's my wife, and I'm gonna make her do all my like house tours around the house.
00:55:10.320 --> 00:55:10.719
Oh yeah.
00:55:11.039 --> 00:55:13.679
So I think she was all good for it.
00:55:13.840 --> 00:55:20.320
Oh, she was, and actually, she ends up falling in love with him and the family, and then becomes like a permanent, like overboard, overboard.
00:55:20.559 --> 00:55:20.880
There you go.
00:55:20.960 --> 00:55:22.480
Overboard seven, bro.
00:55:22.639 --> 00:55:23.360
Oh, it's wow.
00:55:23.599 --> 00:55:24.880
It's so fucking good though.
00:55:25.119 --> 00:55:29.760
It's like one of those that you have to go back and like I literally just watched it like mate night TNT.
00:55:30.000 --> 00:55:30.480
What's that?
00:55:30.639 --> 00:55:31.599
Like when did you see it?
00:55:31.679 --> 00:55:36.880
Oh, I was I have a video on demand it because like I was like, you know, fucking is TNT a station still?
00:55:36.960 --> 00:55:37.280
Yeah, yeah.
00:55:37.679 --> 00:55:39.760
Okay, but like I saw it on, I don't know, I saw it on something.
00:55:40.000 --> 00:55:41.119
I was like, oh I always started watching.
00:55:41.199 --> 00:55:42.880
I'm like, oh, this is fucking, I remember this.
00:55:43.199 --> 00:55:46.239
I fucking like, let me fucking watch this, and I fucking watched it from the beginning.
00:55:46.320 --> 00:55:46.960
It was fucking funny.
00:55:47.199 --> 00:55:48.639
Yo, do you remember Captain Ron?
00:55:48.800 --> 00:55:50.000
Yeah, Captain Ron is another one.
00:55:50.159 --> 00:55:51.440
Yeah, I watched that recently too.
00:55:51.679 --> 00:55:54.320
Where he comes into the harbor and he like whips the boat.
00:55:54.719 --> 00:55:56.000
Yeah, that's like us coming in.
00:55:56.159 --> 00:55:56.880
I whipped the boat.
00:55:57.039 --> 00:56:00.239
That's us coming in, and then be like, fucking don't grab the fucking rope.
00:56:00.960 --> 00:56:03.360
Yeah, but he parks the boat perfectly, dude.
00:56:03.519 --> 00:56:04.880
He he has skills.
00:56:05.519 --> 00:56:07.199
We don't have those skills, it's way different.
00:56:07.360 --> 00:56:07.760
Yeah, exactly.
00:56:08.000 --> 00:56:09.039
Pushes off that fucking boat.
00:56:09.119 --> 00:56:09.840
Push us off the boat.
00:56:11.280 --> 00:56:12.159
Jump, dog, jump!
00:56:12.320 --> 00:56:13.039
I gotta have that.
00:56:13.280 --> 00:56:13.920
Well, there you go.
00:56:14.000 --> 00:56:15.119
It's like we know we need a dog.
00:56:15.280 --> 00:56:16.320
Jump, motherfucker.
00:56:18.400 --> 00:56:20.079
Like you can't steer backwards.
00:56:20.239 --> 00:56:21.599
It's like the water's doing shit.
00:56:21.760 --> 00:56:24.079
Oh my god, the water's doing shit?
00:56:24.159 --> 00:56:26.960
Dude, it's a nightmare trying to back into a slip.
00:56:27.519 --> 00:56:30.400
Yeah, yeah, especially with like the single prop in the water.
00:56:31.760 --> 00:56:32.800
You got a little drift going on.
00:56:32.960 --> 00:56:34.559
Oh dude, it's fucking little windage.
00:56:34.719 --> 00:56:36.800
Yeah, dude, the wind is blowing hard.
00:56:36.880 --> 00:56:38.880
It's like, man, I'd rather just sleep on the boat.
00:56:39.199 --> 00:56:41.360
I'd rather sleep on the boat than try to fucking do it.
00:56:44.079 --> 00:56:45.199
Which way we'll be doing this.
00:56:45.360 --> 00:56:46.400
You gotta be cowboy, you know.
00:56:46.559 --> 00:56:49.039
Fucking sling that shit.
00:56:49.199 --> 00:56:49.599
Yeah, that's it.
00:56:49.679 --> 00:56:52.239
We got it, we need poles, we can lasso pull ourselves in.
00:56:52.320 --> 00:56:53.039
Yeah, yeah.
00:56:53.280 --> 00:56:59.119
I was watching like those like spring hooks, you know, like they stick out and then like spring hook lines at back.
00:56:59.360 --> 00:57:00.960
Yeah, they're gonna catch that shit in the face, though.
00:57:01.119 --> 00:57:01.599
Oh, 100%.
00:57:02.320 --> 00:57:05.679
There was like uh there was a show on recently about like speed docking.
00:57:05.920 --> 00:57:08.000
Oh yeah, and they were like speed docking shit's crazy.
00:57:08.079 --> 00:57:09.039
Yeah, that's like they're awesome.
00:57:10.159 --> 00:57:14.079
He's like, I'm like, what the fuck?
00:57:14.239 --> 00:57:15.920
Dude, they like drive it from the back of the boat.
00:57:16.000 --> 00:57:17.920
They have like their own little speed fucking dude.
00:57:18.239 --> 00:57:19.360
That shit's fucking crazy.
00:57:19.440 --> 00:57:20.000
Yeah.
00:57:20.320 --> 00:57:21.440
Those boys are wild.
00:57:21.519 --> 00:57:24.079
But they they're doing that on a day where there's no current, no wind.
00:57:24.239 --> 00:57:25.039
Yeah, flat water.
00:57:25.519 --> 00:57:27.039
Throw a long curtain wind on that shit, man.
00:57:27.119 --> 00:57:28.880
Those fucking guys are talking shit.
00:57:29.519 --> 00:57:31.360
Yelling at each other, fuck you!
00:57:31.519 --> 00:57:36.239
No, fucking tripping on shit.
00:57:36.320 --> 00:57:36.719
Yeah.
00:57:37.199 --> 00:57:38.400
We falling over your cooler.
00:57:38.559 --> 00:57:39.519
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
00:57:40.480 --> 00:57:41.440
Oh cooler.
00:57:41.599 --> 00:57:42.639
Going in the water.
00:57:43.199 --> 00:57:46.000
You know, it's like it's like though, grab the rope.
00:57:46.559 --> 00:57:47.039
What rope?
00:57:47.280 --> 00:57:48.800
Like, you didn't even set up a fucking rope yet?
00:57:48.880 --> 00:57:50.000
We're at the fucking dime.
00:57:50.400 --> 00:57:52.320
Put a fucking rope on the goddamn boat.
00:57:52.480 --> 00:57:52.639
Yeah.
00:57:52.880 --> 00:57:54.880
Yo, sometimes I like to chill with everybody.
00:57:55.119 --> 00:57:55.920
You know, be social.
00:57:58.159 --> 00:57:59.119
Those days.
00:57:59.360 --> 00:57:59.679
Yeah.
00:57:59.840 --> 00:58:04.079
And then he's yelling at me and screaming at me, and I'm just like, yo, I'm back here having cocktails with the people.
00:58:04.159 --> 00:58:05.760
And he's like, yo, fuck you, dude.
00:58:06.480 --> 00:58:08.000
Well, we ain't got time for cocktails.
00:58:08.159 --> 00:58:08.719
Yeah, exactly.
00:58:09.039 --> 00:58:11.599
He's like, telling other people, like, yo, grab the rope, man.
00:58:11.679 --> 00:58:12.639
The guy's like, where's the rope?
00:58:12.800 --> 00:58:16.320
And he's like, he's like, yeah, there's ropes around, you know, like grab the rope.
00:58:17.440 --> 00:58:19.760
They're all in fucking like compartments.
00:58:19.920 --> 00:58:20.079
Yeah.
00:58:20.320 --> 00:58:21.679
They're all in their rope cubby.
00:58:22.159 --> 00:58:24.400
We have a rope cover that's specifically made for ropes.
00:58:24.480 --> 00:58:27.519
So make Doug like hold the ropes the whole time we're on the roof.
00:58:28.159 --> 00:58:29.199
Make a whole day anchor.
00:58:29.280 --> 00:58:30.239
Yeah, just like hold it.
00:58:30.480 --> 00:58:30.960
Just hold it.
00:58:31.119 --> 00:58:32.960
We're gonna we're gonna anchor up soon, bro.
00:58:33.440 --> 00:58:35.280
You get so mad by anchoring up.
00:58:36.000 --> 00:58:41.199
And it's funny because when I go like I went fishing with my buddy Ryan, and like we're going out in the ocean, right?
00:58:41.280 --> 00:58:42.400
And like going to a reef.
00:58:42.480 --> 00:58:42.719
Yeah.
00:58:42.800 --> 00:58:45.119
And it's like we're throwing out 300 feet of line.
00:58:45.199 --> 00:58:45.360
Yeah.
00:58:45.519 --> 00:58:49.039
And you know, you think it sucks rolling up 20 feet of line in Zach's Bay?
00:58:49.199 --> 00:58:51.679
Try rolling up 300 feet of fucking line.
00:58:52.320 --> 00:58:54.320
What a fucking nightmare that is, bro.
00:58:54.639 --> 00:58:55.280
Holy shit.
00:58:55.360 --> 00:58:58.320
And then like in its ocean, like it's fucking waves and shit.
00:58:58.400 --> 00:59:02.639
Like, you know, like you're not just on flat fucking shit with like, you know, somebody driving forward.
00:59:02.719 --> 00:59:08.159
You're driving forward, the things coming over the bow, you're getting splashed, you're fucking trying to pull up this fucking line.
00:59:08.239 --> 00:59:10.079
It's fucking 40 degree water.
00:59:10.159 --> 00:59:12.400
You know, you're like, this fucking sucks.
00:59:13.519 --> 00:59:14.559
Alaskan fisherman's.
00:59:15.119 --> 00:59:20.559
I love the fact that you make comments to me about not liking to like anchoring, but you always bitch about it.
00:59:20.800 --> 00:59:24.800
Well, not the first time, maybe not even the second time.
00:59:25.039 --> 00:59:27.199
It's like the sixth time that I'm like, really?
00:59:27.519 --> 00:59:28.719
We're checking the lines again.
00:59:28.880 --> 00:59:30.000
I think we're pretty solid.
00:59:30.159 --> 00:59:31.519
I'm nervous about the boat floating.
00:59:31.760 --> 00:59:32.880
It's our way home.
00:59:33.199 --> 00:59:35.280
It's it does make sense when we have.
00:59:35.679 --> 00:59:37.519
And there was a couple times when we could get off of it.
00:59:37.679 --> 00:59:38.719
I'm like, yo, we're moving.
00:59:38.800 --> 00:59:39.119
We're moving.
00:59:39.360 --> 00:59:40.639
And he's like, no, we're fine, bro.
00:59:40.719 --> 00:59:46.880
I'm like, no, we're definitely getting closer to that, but and there's been like a lot more times than not that you were like, yo, we're moving.
00:59:47.039 --> 00:59:47.760
I was like, no, we're not.
00:59:48.400 --> 00:59:48.639
You're right.
00:59:48.719 --> 00:59:49.039
You're right.
00:59:49.440 --> 00:59:53.280
Remember that time the fucking idiots were drifting into us and like they were in the water?
00:59:53.519 --> 00:59:58.000
So like they're like in the water, and the boat's drifting at us, and like, it's like 10 feet away from us.
00:59:58.079 --> 01:00:00.639
I'm like, yo, you know, you guys are like coming at us, and the guy's looking at me.
01:00:00.719 --> 01:00:03.280
I'm like, yeah, get out of the water and fucking move your boat, bro.
01:00:03.360 --> 01:00:06.719
Like you're coming, and we're putting buoys out because I'm like, you're coming at us, bro.
01:00:07.119 --> 01:00:09.039
Oh, if you're gonna get out of the fucking water, you know?
01:00:09.119 --> 01:00:14.239
And the guy's like, oh, you know, like and he's floating towards us and getting closer and closer, and he's like, looking at us.
01:00:14.400 --> 01:00:15.039
Now we're looking down.
01:00:15.840 --> 01:00:17.039
Like the dude's like right next to us.
01:00:17.119 --> 01:00:19.119
I'm like, bro, you're gonna get sandwiched between the boats.
01:00:19.199 --> 01:00:20.800
You better get the fucking out of us.
01:00:21.119 --> 01:00:23.280
Yeah, he's like looking at us like we're assholes.
01:00:23.440 --> 01:00:24.559
Like, we should move, you know.
01:00:25.039 --> 01:00:27.440
We should move and let you hit the land, you fucking idiot.
01:00:27.519 --> 01:00:28.960
Get the fuck out of here, you know.
01:00:29.360 --> 01:00:30.960
We've been here for a while, you know.
01:00:31.519 --> 01:00:34.079
Yeah, I mean we were definitely about 50 yards.
01:00:35.280 --> 01:00:37.519
Yeah, he wasn't nowhere near us, and then like he's like on top of us.
01:00:37.599 --> 01:00:39.760
I'm like, bro, you're but you're coming at us, dick.
01:00:39.920 --> 01:00:42.559
But at the same time, we were 50 yards away from like reeds.
01:00:42.960 --> 01:00:46.159
So like we were tucked up next to the reeds where we anchored in.
01:00:46.480 --> 01:00:53.440
So this guy drifted all the way across the bay to the point where um, if we weren't there, he would have just drifted directly into the reeds.
01:00:53.599 --> 01:00:58.880
Yeah, and then yeah, Tresito would have had to come in like that would have been that would have been better if we weren't in his way.
01:00:59.199 --> 01:01:04.000
Could have just watched him fucking like boat wash up on shore, like trying to get that.
01:01:04.320 --> 01:01:05.599
Good job, fat ass, you know.
01:01:06.880 --> 01:01:09.360
You know, people don't understand like anchor line, you know.
01:01:09.440 --> 01:01:11.519
It's like you gotta put out fucking anchor line, bro.
01:01:11.599 --> 01:01:12.000
Mm-hmm.
01:01:12.079 --> 01:01:15.360
Yeah, you're in 10 feet of water, people drop 12 feet of line.
01:01:15.440 --> 01:01:16.239
They're like, Yeah, I'm good.
01:01:16.400 --> 01:01:16.800
I'm like, no.
01:01:17.119 --> 01:01:18.480
I don't think he dropped line.
01:01:18.719 --> 01:01:20.000
Yeah, no, he had an anchor out.
01:01:20.079 --> 01:01:20.400
Oh, he did.
01:01:21.119 --> 01:01:23.280
Oh, he's just dragging it along, dragging along.
01:01:23.599 --> 01:01:24.719
And that's why he was looking at us.
01:01:24.800 --> 01:01:26.000
He's like, Oh, I got an anchor out.
01:01:26.079 --> 01:01:28.239
Yeah, yeah, we're actually anchored up.
01:01:28.480 --> 01:01:29.519
We're not moving, right?
01:01:29.679 --> 01:01:30.480
You're moving towards us.
01:01:30.719 --> 01:01:31.360
We're hooked in.
01:01:31.920 --> 01:01:33.519
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:01:33.599 --> 01:01:39.440
Yeah, I guess we had we were like barbecued chilling and shit, like looking, you know, like we had a front out and a back, yeah.
01:01:39.679 --> 01:01:40.639
Yeah, we're locked in.
01:01:40.719 --> 01:01:42.000
And we were fishing.
01:01:43.119 --> 01:01:49.039
Should have snagged him with one of the fucking popped him in the head with that little yeah, the lure that rattles.
01:01:49.199 --> 01:01:49.440
Yeah.
01:01:51.679 --> 01:01:51.920
Exactly.
01:01:52.320 --> 01:01:52.559
Got him.
01:01:52.960 --> 01:01:53.679
A little crack.
01:01:54.000 --> 01:01:54.400
Exactly.
01:01:54.960 --> 01:01:55.920
I got a big one.
01:01:56.079 --> 01:01:58.079
Yeah, this fat fuck.
01:01:58.320 --> 01:02:00.800
Got 200 pound Mediterranean fish right here.
01:02:02.800 --> 01:02:05.199
I've never seen a fish with such hair.
01:02:06.320 --> 01:02:07.440
It's a woolly fish.
01:02:07.599 --> 01:02:07.840
Yeah.
01:02:08.159 --> 01:02:09.920
You guys see any lion fish out there now?
01:02:10.079 --> 01:02:10.239
No.
01:02:10.320 --> 01:02:11.360
No, no, they don't come with this.
01:02:11.840 --> 01:02:12.320
Too cold, right?
01:02:12.480 --> 01:02:13.199
Yeah, way too cold.
01:02:13.360 --> 01:02:14.000
Well, no, they do.
01:02:14.079 --> 01:02:14.239
They do.
01:02:14.400 --> 01:02:15.599
They've been to caught in the Hudson.
01:02:15.840 --> 01:02:16.320
Have they?
01:02:16.480 --> 01:02:16.719
Yeah.
01:02:16.880 --> 01:02:18.079
Oh, they come out.
01:02:18.320 --> 01:02:20.639
They're just not it's not common that you catch them.
01:02:20.880 --> 01:02:21.920
I heard they sting.
01:02:22.800 --> 01:02:24.800
I used to have lion fish when I had like salt water tanks.
01:02:24.960 --> 01:02:27.360
I mean they sting, but it's not like they like aggressively attack you.
01:02:27.440 --> 01:02:27.760
Yeah, you know.
01:02:28.079 --> 01:02:29.360
But they're just spiky little bastards.
01:02:29.440 --> 01:02:31.039
Yeah, like you don't want to touch their spikes and shit.
01:02:31.280 --> 01:02:32.239
But I heard they're edible.
01:02:32.480 --> 01:02:35.519
People over the last like little while have learned how to invasive.
01:02:35.760 --> 01:02:40.159
So like around here, like people that scuba dive and shit, like we'll kill them.
01:02:40.320 --> 01:02:44.000
Yeah, they'll kill them because they'll be like there's a ton of them, and they kill like the reef fish, you know.
01:02:44.159 --> 01:02:44.559
Oh, yeah.
01:02:44.719 --> 01:02:47.360
Yeah, so they fucking up.
01:02:47.519 --> 01:02:48.800
Yeah, like little roaches.
01:02:49.039 --> 01:02:50.400
Get a lot of blue fish.
01:02:50.800 --> 01:02:51.920
Blue, there is a blue.
01:02:52.559 --> 01:02:53.519
You can get a lot of blues.
01:02:53.599 --> 01:02:56.239
We caught a blue randomly coming in.
01:02:56.639 --> 01:02:57.199
Yeah, we got it.
01:02:57.440 --> 01:03:01.840
Coming in one day and the fucking coming up the canal, you hear something like rattling, shaking out of the water.
01:03:01.920 --> 01:03:02.719
We're like, what the fuck is that?
01:03:02.800 --> 01:03:03.840
Like, trolling something?
01:03:04.159 --> 01:03:05.280
No, we weren't trolling.
01:03:05.440 --> 01:03:09.280
We were we went out fishing and we didn't catch anything, and then we come back in into the canal.
01:03:09.519 --> 01:03:10.880
I see the sparkle across the water.
01:03:11.039 --> 01:03:12.320
I'm like, Angie, what's that?
01:03:12.400 --> 01:03:13.920
Yeah, it's like something making noise.
01:03:14.159 --> 01:03:15.039
Like, what the fuck is that?
01:03:15.119 --> 01:03:17.920
And then like we fucking, I'm like, yo, I'm like, get the net, bro.
01:03:18.079 --> 01:03:19.119
I'm like, that's a fucking fish.
01:03:19.280 --> 01:03:26.079
Like the top of the and it had a hook in its mouth, and like it must have snapped a line off somebody off the pier, you know, off the dock in the backyard.
01:03:26.239 --> 01:03:33.440
Yeah, and like it snapped a line, and this thing's like dying, like trying to like shake the hook out of its mouth, yeah, and like fucking we swooped it up.
01:03:33.599 --> 01:03:36.400
It was doing the free willy, like it was early in the morning, too.
01:03:36.639 --> 01:03:38.320
So it was like six in the morning.
01:03:38.480 --> 01:03:42.719
So the the sun was glistening off the water that nice orange peel color.
01:03:42.800 --> 01:03:52.960
Yeah, and then like all of a sudden, you saw the fish jumping out of the water like free willy, about I don't know, a foot, foot and a half, but it was majestic, shaking the thing and like landing back in the water.
01:03:53.039 --> 01:03:55.199
And that's when like, let's get that little fucker.
01:03:57.199 --> 01:03:59.760
We're gonna kick the shit out, little free willy.
01:04:00.800 --> 01:04:01.679
Fucking hilarious.
01:04:02.000 --> 01:04:06.000
So we got him up on the boat, and like two seconds later, he coughs the lure out perfectly.
01:04:06.559 --> 01:04:06.960
Right on the boat.
01:04:07.360 --> 01:04:08.480
He coughs the fucking lure out.
01:04:08.559 --> 01:04:08.960
Yeah, yeah.
01:04:09.039 --> 01:04:11.760
He's like, I was like, oh, that's actually mine now.
01:04:11.920 --> 01:04:12.719
Yeah, fuck it down.
01:04:13.119 --> 01:04:14.639
Like, all right, man, we're eating this motherfucker.
01:04:14.880 --> 01:04:16.079
It's like an$80 lure.
01:04:16.559 --> 01:04:17.760
Really fancy ass lure.
01:04:17.840 --> 01:04:18.719
Yeah, yeah, it was nice.
01:04:18.800 --> 01:04:19.920
It was a nice fucking thing.
01:04:20.079 --> 01:04:20.880
I was like, yeah, that's crazy.
01:04:21.119 --> 01:04:22.480
So got a rig, that was a wind fish.
01:04:22.719 --> 01:04:24.079
I'm like, that really sucks for the guy.
01:04:24.880 --> 01:04:26.639
And we went out that morning and we didn't get anything.
01:04:26.960 --> 01:04:27.519
We're like, you know.
01:04:27.840 --> 01:04:28.800
You didn't use the lure.
01:04:28.960 --> 01:04:31.519
Actually, no, you got you got a uh like the little babies that day.
01:04:31.760 --> 01:04:34.880
Oh, yeah, the little short uh yeah, the little black sea bass.
01:04:35.039 --> 01:04:36.960
Yeah, but nothing keeper.
01:04:37.280 --> 01:04:37.599
Exactly.
01:04:37.760 --> 01:04:43.679
You picked them up though, and uh, but on our way back, we had no keepers, so like on our way back through, we got that moose, and we're like, all right, cool.
01:04:43.760 --> 01:04:45.360
Yeah, it's a win.
01:04:45.519 --> 01:04:46.880
And we got a cool lure out of it.
01:04:47.119 --> 01:04:48.159
Slate him at the dock, yeah.
01:04:48.800 --> 01:04:49.519
It was a win-win.
01:04:49.679 --> 01:04:51.360
You guys don't like chum the water or nothing?
01:04:51.519 --> 01:04:52.320
Uh why for what?
01:04:52.639 --> 01:04:53.440
We're not sharking.
01:04:53.519 --> 01:04:56.400
Yeah, no, no, there's no like there's no carnivorous fish.
01:04:56.639 --> 01:04:57.920
They're all fish are carnivores.
01:04:58.239 --> 01:04:58.800
That's what I'm saying.
01:04:58.880 --> 01:05:00.559
So, like, you know, I mean you can't really cheat.
01:05:00.719 --> 01:05:01.840
It depends on what you're going for.
01:05:01.920 --> 01:05:07.280
Yeah, but like remember the big guys come in for the blood, and once the big guys come in, then all the little guys go away.
01:05:07.519 --> 01:05:07.840
Yeah.
01:05:08.079 --> 01:05:15.199
I mean, not just that, but like so like sea bass is like rocky areas, blackfish is rocky areas, and they want current, you know?
01:05:15.599 --> 01:05:17.920
So like you can't show them the water because the current's just wash away.
01:05:18.880 --> 01:05:19.119
Yeah.
01:05:19.360 --> 01:05:21.039
I mean crank's slick.
01:05:22.639 --> 01:05:24.880
Yeah, but there's but there's no fish in the bay.
01:05:25.119 --> 01:05:26.480
Oh, it's fish in the bay, yeah.
01:05:26.559 --> 01:05:27.760
Yeah, you go by the bridges.
01:05:27.840 --> 01:05:28.320
Oh, okay.
01:05:28.480 --> 01:05:30.000
Yeah, you go by the bridges and you catch it.
01:05:30.159 --> 01:05:32.159
You know, it's all a matter of time of year, really.
01:05:32.400 --> 01:05:32.960
Yeah, you know.
01:05:33.119 --> 01:05:37.840
But it but you don't put in blood and stuff, but the you people do put in the what was it, the blocks.
01:05:38.000 --> 01:05:42.000
Yeah, that's like, you know, you could put in like a frozen clam trum block, you know.
01:05:42.239 --> 01:05:42.400
Okay.
01:05:42.800 --> 01:05:45.280
But like again, though, the sense like washing away, you know?
01:05:45.360 --> 01:05:47.280
So it depends on the way you're gonna get it.
01:05:47.440 --> 01:05:49.280
You gotta put it upstream so it comes downstream.
01:05:49.440 --> 01:05:53.280
Yeah, it's like you almost gotta throw that out over here and then drift over there again, you know?
01:05:53.440 --> 01:05:58.559
So it's like but like time of the year, you know, when you're going for like stripers, like the, you know, they have like a striper run, right?
01:05:58.639 --> 01:05:58.880
Yeah.
01:05:59.039 --> 01:06:04.239
So like You'll see people, you know, you follow some groups online and like you'll see people catching stripers.
01:06:04.320 --> 01:06:09.519
And it's like, you know, you go out into the ocean and you see where all the boats are, all the boats are chasing the stripers.
01:06:09.599 --> 01:06:15.760
You know, they're looking for birds, diving on bunker, and then you see the, you know, you'll see the stripers like jumping out of the water and shit.
01:06:16.159 --> 01:06:19.840
You throw a couple hooks out there and you're fucking trying to snag one, you know.
01:06:20.159 --> 01:06:21.840
So it's all about like timing, really.
01:06:21.920 --> 01:06:24.960
You know, even with blackfish, like the first week blackfish opens up.
01:06:25.039 --> 01:06:28.559
Yeah, every time you drop the fucking rod down, you you're pulling up a fish.
01:06:28.719 --> 01:06:29.199
That's crazy.
01:06:29.360 --> 01:06:30.239
You know, some of them are small.
01:06:30.559 --> 01:06:32.320
Just like a pool of them out around there.
01:06:32.719 --> 01:06:34.000
Yeah, it's like that time of year.
01:06:34.159 --> 01:06:36.880
Like, there's you know, because they haven't been like fished, you know.
01:06:37.039 --> 01:06:49.199
And then like, you know, the season opens up and uh like they're all hanging out in rocky areas, and like you're pulling them up, pulling them up, pulling them up, pulling them up, you know, and like and the same thing with fucking sea bass, you know, it's like a certain time of the year where sea bass is everywhere, you know.
01:06:49.440 --> 01:06:54.880
Like every time you drop a fucking rod down, you know, not everyone's a keeper, but like you know, you're gonna get keepers.
01:06:54.960 --> 01:06:58.000
You know, you say rocky areas, so you gotta like watch out the depth, right?
01:06:58.079 --> 01:06:59.280
Because you don't want to hit the fucking rocks.
01:06:59.519 --> 01:07:06.400
Yeah, but like no, it's usually like around the bridges, like you know, you're in like 15, 20 feet of water, like you're you're not you're not in danger.
01:07:06.480 --> 01:07:08.719
You know, you can't get like you know, if it's close to shore though.
01:07:08.880 --> 01:07:11.599
If it's really busy, yeah, like you'll end up like close to shore.
01:07:11.679 --> 01:07:16.239
So, like, you know, you want to go out there early, yeah, be like one of the first guys out there to get a good spot.
01:07:16.480 --> 01:07:16.880
Right, right.
01:07:17.039 --> 01:07:23.119
You know, but like if you go out there a little bit later in the day, then you're on top of somebody, or you know, guys bitching, you know.
01:07:23.199 --> 01:07:24.480
It's like go fuck yourself, bro.
01:07:24.559 --> 01:07:26.079
You know, like what are you doing here?
01:07:26.239 --> 01:07:27.599
Yeah, oh that's my spot.
01:07:27.679 --> 01:07:28.480
I come here every day.
01:07:28.559 --> 01:07:30.719
Yeah, all right, Joe, go fuck yourself, you know.
01:07:30.800 --> 01:07:34.719
Like don't make me jump on your boat and fucking kill you, you know?
01:07:34.880 --> 01:07:35.519
Yeah.
01:07:35.840 --> 01:07:37.440
Yeah, it's just the way it is, you know.
01:07:37.519 --> 01:07:38.719
Everybody's a fucking douchebag.
01:07:38.800 --> 01:07:40.079
Everyone thinks they own the ocean.
01:07:40.239 --> 01:07:40.480
Yeah.
01:07:40.639 --> 01:07:41.280
You know?
01:07:42.159 --> 01:07:45.280
And then, you know, like fluking's fluking's probably the hardest one to get.
01:07:45.440 --> 01:07:46.719
Well, it's all bottom feeder, right?
01:07:46.800 --> 01:07:47.280
It's a bottom.
01:07:47.440 --> 01:07:52.400
Well, they're all kind of bottom fishing, you know, but like they're they're hard to get because like they could be anywhere.
01:07:52.480 --> 01:07:56.559
They like muddy bottoms, they like, you know, it depends on the tide, the water temperature.
01:07:56.719 --> 01:07:58.159
Like they're hard to get.
01:07:58.400 --> 01:07:59.519
Fluke's my favorite.
01:07:59.840 --> 01:08:01.039
Yeah, they're good fish to eat.
01:08:01.199 --> 01:08:03.039
Blackfish is good fish to eat.
01:08:03.679 --> 01:08:05.840
Stripe is good fish to eat, sea bass is good.
01:08:06.159 --> 01:08:07.280
I like it all, you know.
01:08:07.440 --> 01:08:07.599
Yeah.
01:08:07.920 --> 01:08:09.599
I'm gonna get some lobster pots this year.
01:08:09.840 --> 01:08:10.400
How about that?
01:08:10.480 --> 01:08:12.400
Uh how about that mercury level though?
01:08:12.559 --> 01:08:12.960
What about that?
01:08:13.119 --> 01:08:13.840
Yeah, so it's funny.
01:08:13.920 --> 01:08:20.800
Like, if you go on the DEC website, they tell you you should the fish in our water because not even because of mercury, but because of the toxins in them.
01:08:21.119 --> 01:08:26.159
You're supposed to you're supposed to eat like like a couple ounces of the fish every like four months.
01:08:26.399 --> 01:08:27.119
Oh my god.
01:08:27.279 --> 01:08:27.760
That's crazy.
01:08:27.920 --> 01:08:29.920
I'm like, yeah, this thing's fucking radioactive, man.
01:08:30.000 --> 01:08:32.800
Put a black light on it, it's gonna glow like a jizz factory, you know?
01:08:32.960 --> 01:08:33.520
That's crazy.
01:08:33.680 --> 01:08:38.880
Yeah, you go on a fucking DC website, it's like, yeah, you should eat like half a fucking ounce of like fucking blackfish.
01:08:38.960 --> 01:08:43.039
It's like these things are just super loaded with toxins, but you know, whatever.
01:08:43.279 --> 01:08:44.079
We fucking eat them.
01:08:44.239 --> 01:08:45.199
Yeah, we eat them.
01:08:45.279 --> 01:08:46.479
I'm not growing any extra toes.
01:08:46.720 --> 01:08:47.520
I mean, we eat American food.
01:08:47.760 --> 01:08:50.159
Cock still works, so fucking it's all good.
01:08:50.640 --> 01:08:52.399
We eat American food and that's like half chemicals.
01:08:52.640 --> 01:08:52.880
Oh, yeah.
01:08:54.239 --> 01:08:54.560
Yeah.
01:08:54.800 --> 01:08:57.600
Don't worry about like the plastic leaching into the ocean and other.
01:08:58.000 --> 01:08:59.520
We can have outfit, doesn't it?
01:08:59.680 --> 01:09:01.039
Apparently we all have microplastics.
01:09:01.279 --> 01:09:04.079
We have microplastics with our sperm now, so they get a little bit.
01:09:04.720 --> 01:09:05.359
Makes me stronger.
01:09:05.520 --> 01:09:05.680
Yeah.
01:09:07.680 --> 01:09:09.439
Child's basically a chucky doll now.
01:09:12.560 --> 01:09:13.760
Oh my god.
01:09:14.079 --> 01:09:14.720
Definitely is.
01:09:14.880 --> 01:09:15.760
Look at his glisteny.
01:09:16.000 --> 01:09:16.079
Mr.
01:09:16.239 --> 01:09:16.880
Nice guy.
01:09:18.079 --> 01:09:19.520
You know, you fucking push on his shirt.
01:09:19.680 --> 01:09:20.560
He's like, I love you.
01:09:21.359 --> 01:09:21.920
Oh my god.
01:09:22.560 --> 01:09:24.239
Oh my god, how did I get in there?
01:09:24.560 --> 01:09:25.359
You're my best friend.
01:09:26.479 --> 01:09:28.960
You're building him straight for Epstein Island, huh?
01:09:29.039 --> 01:09:29.359
Yeah.
01:09:30.319 --> 01:09:31.119
I love you.
01:09:31.279 --> 01:09:31.920
I love you.
01:09:32.399 --> 01:09:33.439
Oh, damn.
01:09:34.159 --> 01:09:35.680
That's that's all it takes.
01:09:35.760 --> 01:09:36.239
Yeah.
01:09:36.960 --> 01:09:38.000
Coming in hot.
01:09:38.159 --> 01:09:39.199
Oh yeah.
01:09:39.920 --> 01:09:41.680
Well, we got hour nine.
01:09:41.920 --> 01:09:42.560
Oh shit.
01:09:42.720 --> 01:09:43.439
What are you doing?
01:09:43.680 --> 01:09:44.319
Hour nine?
01:09:44.479 --> 01:09:45.359
Uh I think it's time.
01:09:45.520 --> 01:09:46.880
No, we're on one hour and nine minutes.
01:09:47.199 --> 01:09:48.239
All right, ladies and gentlemen.
01:09:48.319 --> 01:09:49.680
I think we're gonna close it out tonight.
01:09:49.920 --> 01:09:52.239
We love uh we love, we appreciate you as always.
01:09:52.319 --> 01:09:54.000
Thanks for coming and hanging out with us.
01:09:54.319 --> 01:09:56.079
Uh anybody want to close this one out?
01:09:56.399 --> 01:09:56.640
Nope.
01:09:57.119 --> 01:09:57.600
Nope.
01:09:58.159 --> 01:09:58.880
Fuck your ass.