Straight Talk: Navigating Identity, Politics, and Modern Life

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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Talking Shit.
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This is your host.
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Don't Know Shit, Doug, and it's a very special night.
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Besides Angelo and Ryan, we have your favorite pizza guy, Garrett, in the house tonight.
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Everybody, what's up.
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What's up.
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Hey.
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We should have had like applause, come in.
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when you said that oh, like the cheers yeah.
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Like oh, and we all rejoiced it was a very low budget operation.
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Our pause, guy was smoking a cigarette.
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We'll put that in a post.
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Edit, bring that one back around.
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You guys might appreciate it.
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No we won't.
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Don't expect much out of our budget.
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Chances are this episode won't even make it.
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I'm still waiting for the last episode I was on.
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I kind of think Doug's got that in his files, he's just beating it.
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I have a Rolodex of things in there.
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I love how.
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Garrett says this part no actually we had big things happen here in Talking Shit.
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Yo, the studio's looking good.
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You guys are to paint it, fucking one.
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And a half walls yeah, it's the only walls you need to see, right exactly we painted some things up.
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We're moving things around inside the studio itself and then, as far as, like on production side, we did it like a whole bunch of stuff on back end recently.
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So you're gonna start seeing a lot of things, but yo I swear to God Angelo, you will not make it through brooding season if you keep up this comment.
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I don't believe it.
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Are you going to fucking drown him?
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No no, no, no, Drown him.
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Drown him will be lucky.
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I'm chumming water and we're going shark fishing.
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Oh shit, oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah, we're gonna.
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We're gonna like, yeah, how far you got to go out for that?
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Um, within I think it's like six and a half feet of water, and you should be in like shark area.
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Six and a half feet of water.
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Yes, six and a half feet of water and you're, and you're definitely in sharks area.
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I guess that makes sense, because this is a dude who comes into the shark, uh, to the shop, and he's always talking about how he goes, uh, shore fishing for sharks, yeah, and he'll fucking throw out his line and he catches like not Makos, obviously, fucking like the little guys, like a sand shark, oh yeah.
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Sand sharks, lemon sharks, things like that that go into the land and they nestle in on like shallow waters.
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Yeah, you catch those all day.
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You just throw them back right, little sharks, little sharks, if you think about it when.
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If you think about it when I say six feet of water you guys are like oh that's pretty shallow, no six feet of water.
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I can't fucking stand.
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No, exactly.
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You can't stand, angelo, definitely can't stand People don't comfortably go out to six feet of water.
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But six feet of water is definitely a good, comfortable place.
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It's like just over my head.
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You don't want to be there.
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That's not a comfortable spot for you to be hanging out and chilling.
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Maybe if we're in the Bahamas.
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I'll go out up to my shoulders If I'm going to go out somewhere-.
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To like four feet.
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Yeah like four feet?
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Yeah, exactly, but on fucking Long Island and the fucking hypodermic shores of Jones Beach, fuck no.
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Okay, you can't see, okay, you can't see how cold it is no, you can't.
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If I can't see my feet, oh the second, I go into the fucking water.
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I don't want anything to do with that shit because I don't know what's lurking under there.
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And he's telling me there's sharks.
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Yo you step on fucking rocks, you step on fucking all these crazy things Fucking horseshoe crab.
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I am not saying that to put fear into anybody.
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No, but I'm not doing that shit.
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I'm in the water constantly, all season long.
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He was like I am a fish, I'm not going to say the words he's a gay fish.
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You're in Cajun out there fucking swimming around.
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I love fish sticks.
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I went to Puerto Rico.
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Doug, do you like fish sticks?
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In my mouth.
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So you're a gay fish.
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So I went to Puerto Rico and we went to Flamingo Island, which is supposed to be like one of the most Sounds heterosexual, that's like the fire island of Puerto Rico, right but the non-gay
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part, oh yeah.
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It's the straight part.
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So we went there.
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Look how we had to reiterate that.
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It's not just a non-gay part, it's definitely a straight part.
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It's triple straight.
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They don't even let the gays in.
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They have to check your straight card before they let you in the door.
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No rainbow flags.
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Here we went swimming and stuff no rainbow flags here we went swimming and stuff.
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It's beautiful the coral reefs.
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You got the beautiful fish and everything.
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Dude, I tell you All, the straight people.
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All the straight people.
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You can want All the straight cock.
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That cock was so straight, no curvature.
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No curvature, no J dick hair, that's no.
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J-dick here, that's what I meant when I said straight no plastic dicks on this part.
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But the crazy part is yo, there's some fucking local there and he's got a fucking Big dick.
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I mean he basically he might as well have had a big dick.
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He's got a fucking spear gun.
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Swimming through the ocean with a fucking spear gun at like fucking four feet.
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Everybody else has got fucking goggles on and looking at the fucking coral reefs and stuff, this guy's shooting little fucking fish on this thing and he's pulling them out of the fucking water, and then the fucking cops come like dude Eating them like sushi.
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I don't know what he was trying to do with them.
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He just beat him right off the spear Because they're like they're fucking minuscule, they're dead, so you can't put them in a fucking, you know, in his tank, at his house.
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So the cops come and they're like bro, you can't do this.
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And they had to like escort him off with this fucking like his little spear gun and shit.
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He's like shooting fucking little fish and there's little kids swimming around and around and like this isn't safe.
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Oh my God, nino, hold on a second.
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No, no, no, no, hold on a second, though You've got to take me to this moment.
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So you were there.
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In which island?
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Flamingo Island.
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I think that's what it was called, so you're there on Flamingo Island.
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They're on vacation and you're there at, like the resort Doug took a little excursion to this island, okay, and it's supposed to be like a big tourist spot or whatever.
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And then there's the beach that you go to.
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Describe the boat.
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I mean, there was like sailors everywhere.
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Lots of men.
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Tons of seamen.
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Were they strapping.
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Kind of like the one that crashed into the bridge the other day.
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Oh really, they were all standing on the mast.
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Yeah, we were standing on the mast, a little Spanish guy.
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A lot of Spanish guys and stuff.
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So yeah, so we took the excursion there and then you know it was meant for people to just go and, like you, have your fucking goggles on and your little snorkel and everything.
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Did you have to wear?
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the goggles on the boat, so you're out.
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It's like COVID.
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To avoid all the semen.
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Yes, so hold on.
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Everybody's got a lot of semen crossing this river.
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Gotta get the snorkel too.
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Make sure you don't get it in your mouth.
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You don't want the semen in your mouth.
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You don't want the snorkel.
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You don't want the semen in your mouth, you don't want the snorkel in your mouth.
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I think I said something about we're going to Flamingo Island, I think they said put the snorkel in your mouth.
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It's going to get you ready for what's about to come.
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Oh, so the reason that I ask you that and I wanted you to bring me back to this moment.
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So you're hanging out on this beach and you're sitting there and having a good time on the beach.
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No, I'm swimming in the water?
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Okay Well yeah, but that's what I'm saying.
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You're on the beach having fun with your friends swimming in the water and you're chilling out and all of a sudden, this dude comes out with a spear gun.
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He was in the water too.
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He's not shooting big fish, which are easier to shoot.
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He's actually popping and killing these little fish.
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I mean it's fucking super impressive Right.
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That's amazing.
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That's super impressive, but it's also fucking dangerous because he's shooting little fish and God forbid he's off a little bit and bang.
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He fucking shoot one of the fucking tourists.
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You're 100% correct to be worried about Don't swim in front of me His.
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Rambo, like precision Was pretty impressive, but both things can be true.
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They're not mutually exclusive, so were you the only one aroused by that guy.
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Or was there other boaters in the water?
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There was a lot of peacocking going on.
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You were just upset, you didn't have a gun.
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You were not strapping it didn't have a gun.
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Yeah, you were not strapping.
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It didn't have to be a spear gun.
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I want to play with his spear gun.
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I need an evil gun on said beach.
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Was it the kind of spear gun that, like after you shot it, you had to pull it in with a rope?
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Or was it like just a, like an arrow?
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I don't know, he's like A little ass fish with a big ass rope.
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He's just out there ass fish with a big ass rope.
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He's just out there crossbowing fish.
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I think it was automatic.
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I think it was automatic, not like Automatic.
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Yeah, fucking Gatling gun.
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So the spear destroyed the fish he was actually looking for Moby.
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Dick.
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Yeah, he sprayed that fucking fuse spray and he was like I'll get one of yous A little.
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Tommy got in the water huh.
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So the locals are the ones who took him in One of the cops.
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The cops like fucking escorted him off the beach and shit, really.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, they fucking got him.
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They took him away like Snicky.
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I mean, I don't know what they did with them.
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He was like where's the beach.
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They probably just let him go.
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Where's the beach?
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What are they going to do with them?
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They probably know him.
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They're like Jim, I told you stop shooting at this beach.
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You can't do that here.
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The tourists hate you when you come over here and start shooting off your little gun.
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Kill all the fish.
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We're not going.
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I can't even like what's that bohemian name?
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There's like 32 beaches the tourists don't know about.
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No, it's Puerto Rico.
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Oh, it's Puerto Rican Puerto Rico.
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Wow, jose Jose Jose, what the fuck are you doing?
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again.
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Fuck man that fucking.
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Jose is the autistic kid.
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Ah, reyes Reyes, why are?
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you shooting up the fishes, juan.
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I believe the kids, kids call them acoustic, acoustic.
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Playing the acoustic guitar.
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Why?
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can't this kid just go in?
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The bathroom and count dicks.
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Why is he going to be out?
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here shooting fish Can't be a normal autistic.
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Hey, you're not a dick counter.
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Yeah, and there's this.
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Oh yeah, deported, Deported, oh damn.
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Love it.
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Damn.
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I did not expect that I like it.
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Oh, wow.
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So yeah, let's talk about that Big elephant in the room.
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Aye, aye, aye, yeah, I mean the situation.
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The situation is crazy.
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We're here to talk about situations.
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Tell me how you feel about it, Garrett.
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Tell me how you feel about it.
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How do I feel about it Before I just lay in with my Stupidity.
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So because we don't got, wait do you have illegals With the with the surclaws, yeah, no.
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Uh, so here's here's wow, Look at him scramble from that.
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He just dodged that pizza.
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guy was like so in my Ice ice baby.
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Let's bring in some other people's employees first.
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So, in my opinion, like, whatever it might be unpopular amongst you guys or whatever amongst the listeners or whoever.
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So when this whole thing was, I guess, brought to the forefront by Trump, it was always about murderers, rapists, drug dealers, the criminals, the bad guys.
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And he was always saying we're not going to go into the church, we're not going to go into the, and like, all of a sudden it's like if we suspect it, then you might have to worry about it.
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If you're in the wrong place at the wrong time, you might have to worry about it.
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You're in the wrong place at the wrong time, you might have to worry about it.
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And listen, you can say all these things like, oh, they're here illegally, they have to go, that's fine and I get it.
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Whatever like and that's like on the the broadest surface of the entire spectrum of things.
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And I'm not one way or the other because honestly, I, I personally think that both sides are fucked up, shit and you can't get the truth at all.
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Like.
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You won't get the truth because if you listen to one side, there's fucking war going on in la.
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If you listen to the other side, it's fucking manufactured.
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It's crazy.
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So, in my opinion, there are probably people that are here illegally, and are they bad people?
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Are they better people than a lot of people that are American, probably, and are they working hard?
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Yeah, so should they get deported?
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I don't think those people should.
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I think there should be like a fine or a penalty, and then they should have the option where it's like, if you want to stay here, pay to stay.
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Basically, pay the taxes, pay the taxes, pay the things, make sure you do things, and then you can not like work it off where it's like the cartel, kind of like gracias um, not like the fucking cartel, or like the coyotes, where they're gonna like run people over, you know, like run, like smuggle people across and like you have to pay thousands, of thousands of dollars to get out of the fucking situation, but more like just bring the whole if you can fucking prove that you're, uh, law-abiding, that you're willing to pay the taxes, that you're already paying taxes.
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Let me ask you real quick and what's the fucking problem?
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That's my opinion well, let's break down just that one particular subject that you just said.
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You said you need to prove you're law-abiding.
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Now, in our country you are innocent until proven guilty, so you're automatically law-abiding until you're proven to be a criminal.
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Now, with what you just, said another part, part of what you said, and I do appreciate what you said and I'm not going to say that hard-working people that came to our country that want to do it the right way, that for some reason haven't been able to find that outlet to do it the right way, haven't been successful.
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But you also have to look at it like this when I shows up for those criminals that you talked about in that first segment the ones that we do want removed from our streets, when they show up and all of a sudden there's four guys that are exactly on their list that fit that agenda, and then there's 200 other people surrounding him that don't fit the criminal agenda but are illegal immigrants, they can't turn a blind eye.
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They can't sit there and say, oh no, we don't see these 200 people that are with these six guys that are criminals that are killers, but sometimes that's the outlier and it's not the norm.
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You know what I'm saying?
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so like, if it's an outlier, then all right, maybe it happens you get caught up in this in the dragnet and I get it but like.
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So here's the issue currently is the fact that that that that because I said we, we will not go into these establishments those establishments had felt that they now have the ability and right to go ahead and harvest and protect them like churches and things like that.
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And now it's like oh, because these churches and you saw it when it came down to trump himself, when he went in for his inauguration, the lady sit there and bad mouth him in the middle of his own inauguration to become president, and that was not her place to say all that bullshit.
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And that's my own church that got up there to say that and I I was ashamed.
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I was like shut up, lady, that's not your job.
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Your job is to just sit there and put him into his place.
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You are there as a figurehead of a position not to say your opinion.
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This is supposed to be like yeah, so I know I'm gonna.
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Mr.
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Producer's gonna tell you to shut the fuck up.
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I know I'm gonna jabber on a little bit About this one Wrap it up.
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Wrap it up.
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I know I go on my rants we just lost nine listeners.
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We only had four starting out.
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I don't understand.
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How do we lose more than we get?
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Yeah, but no man, I agree with you.
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I think that, yeah, the criminals they should go after first and, like you know, anybody else who happens to just be there.
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It's unfortunate for them, but they should prioritize the guys who are bad Now let's look at Mr Newsome, though Okay.
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So Mr Newsome, though Okay.
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So Mr Newsome is on a whole new level of like.
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Newsome.
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A whole new level of like how do you not know how to do your job?
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Like you got hired for a position.
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For what?
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That guy hasn't known how to do his job since he's been hired.
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Oh yeah, I was looking at it this week.
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I think that's a political pro quo.
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It's like you know what you're doing.
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No, you're in, you're in, kid you got it.
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I mean, just follow my lead, he's abandoned pretty much every service that is supposed to be working underneath of him.
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The fire department has no idea where to put out fires.
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The police department is not allowed to do their job because the rioters are allowed to do whatever they want.
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They can't kill blacks.
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California is rioters are allowed to do whatever they want.
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They can't kill blacks.
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California's a shithole man.
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They want to fucking make it their own country and shit like that To do what with?
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And you know, they got problems.
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Problems, oh, they've had problems forever.
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But, like, my main thing is it's pretty bad when Mexico's not going to want to invade you.
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I was watching this thing where they're going to want to skip over to California and go straight into uh illegal immigrant aids through various programs health care who's that giving them aids?
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They just had charlie sheen.
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Fuck them all and then they spent three3 billion on homeless veteran.
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Yeah, and I, like you know, then there was something where, like, they were trying to get like $16 million for like a homeless veterans program and I, like you know, the lady was like you know, it was like a Senate hearing and they're like wait how much on homeless veterans.
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Like 60.
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They spent $3 billion total in a year on homeless veterans $3 billion, and then they spent $66 billion total in a year on homeless veterans $3 billion.
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And then they spent $66 billion on illegal immigrant aid.
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Don't you think with $3 billion you could give each homeless veteran a home, and then they wouldn't have homeless veterans?
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Oh, easily yeah.
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That's the problem.
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You see, these numbers, they're so fucking inflated, but the majority of it is to it goes to its paying people, it's paying people, it goes to pay people.
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It goes to fucking set up a building so that these people could potentially supposedly do their job, so it cost them three billion dollars, but they built a fucking 20 million dollar, fucking state-of-the-art bullshit, ass fucking office for these fucking people.
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People sit at, so homeless people can come wait outside and be like can I get aid?
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And they're like well, we're out of money.
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Yeah, we spent all the money.
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We're out of money, but come back next year.
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So that's the fucking problem.
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The money doesn't trickle down to the right places.
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No, it doesn't, and that's where Doge was supposed to step in, but everybody made a big stink about it because people were losing their fundage when it came down to it Like the.
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Democratic people were losing their fundage, they were getting all butthurt and then they were trying to fight the fact that I mean Doge came in and I mean I know they wanted a trillion.
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Big balls right, big balls, big balls, and they were able to cut I think it was like $167 billion.
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Now I know if you're looking at a trillion and you only got $167 billion of savings out of it.
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Yeah, you didn't hit your mark, but as an average guy like myself and I'm looking at $167 billion I would never see that in 50 of my lifetimes.
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No, but you know what's crazy?
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Because they're saying we got to cut a trillion dollars, which means that there's more than a trillion dollars of probably other waste or other stuff.
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So America, here you go.
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Here's where we're at right now.
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So America makes or sells $5 billion worth of product a year.
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We buy.
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Can't be right.
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Yeah, GDP got to be high in a net $5 billion is pretty low.
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We're like basically Mexico.
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I was going to say that too, I was going to say because is it $500 billion?
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Okay.
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It's got to be in the trillions.
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No, it's not in the trillions.
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Our GDP is got to be in the trillions.
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No, it's not in the trillions, no, no, no, because we're only Our deficit, is it?
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It's $30.5 trillion.
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Oh it's trillion, so it's a trillion.
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Millions, it's $5 billion.
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It's $5 billion, so we sell $5 trillion worth billion.
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So we sell $5 trillion worth of goods, and we are, and we.
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No $35 trillion right.
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It was $30 trillion as of today.
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And we're in $30 trillion.
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So it's probably higher than that.
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We're in a deficit of $2 trillion a year and that's what they were trying to cut back on.
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Is that deficit?
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So that we weren't going to continue the deficit going forward?
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Why Elon Musk got so mad about the whole bill is because pre-COVID the deficit was like half a trillion dollars a year or some shit.
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And then during COVID, everything bumped up because of all the aid and all the bullshit that they were spending the money on Masks, vaccines, ppp programs, fucking small business aid, all the bullshit, right yeah.
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So the deficit every year it jumped up to like $2 billion.
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So Elon Musk was mad because this new bill that they just know it didn't actually cut the deficit back down.
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You know, like it's still like a trillion something dollar fucking deficit bill and he's like how is all this needed?
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How is?
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all this needed.
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If we were at half a trillion dollars before the pandemic, why can't we get to half a trillion dollars now?
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You know, why are we so over that?
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yeah, so right.
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So we need to get back to making sure that we're not spending yeah, we're not, way more, we're not spending more than we're making so I think it's this year that we actually our debt balance gets so high that our interest payment is more than we collect in taxes each month.
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Well, it's also the money, so we owe all these other countries money.
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Yeah.
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And it's at interest rates that are crazy high too, Yep, and then making those payments every month must be like ugh.
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And the crazy part is we got put into this trap because of people that can't can't balance their own books if you look at all the if you look at all the politicians that are in office right now, most of them can't get a credit card fucking guy.
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Most people can't get credit cards no, no, most politicians can't get credit cards why, uh, because they drove their interest rates up too high and they actually like overexpended.
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So they actually have other people to like use their credit as yeah, no, there's this big thing about it.
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Yeah, most of them have over overspent their credit.
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Most of them have like got dwis, the whole nine it's.
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It's insane what they've picked up what's crazy is that a 700 credit score is like higher than 90 of the people who they report on.
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What's crazy is that a 700 credit score is like higher than 90% of the people who they report on.
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Yeah, that's crazy, yeah, and then, but you know what it is.
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It also makes sense.
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I mean, you guys ever listen to the radio in the morning, if you?
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You know you hear that guy that comes on and he's like you don't need any credit.
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God couldn't give you a car.
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We will.
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Good credit, bad credit, no credit.
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We got you a car.
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If you live, you drive $350 a month for 30 months.
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That's how the fucking it's like what.
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The housing bubble happened.
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They were giving out fucking mortgages Everybody.
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Come on down.
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No income check, no background check.
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No money down, no, give a fuck.
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You want to buy a fucking $2 million house?
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Give us an address, sign your name.
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We'll give you your fucking money.
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No paycheck, everybody.
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Everybody got a house, you get a house, you get a house.
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You get a Everybody, and then they couldn't sustain.
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Yeah, built it South America that decided to bring her dead uncle into the bank to side for a loan.
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You know she was fucking him right.
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Wait when he was dead.
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Yeah, when she was dead.
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Yeah, doing it right there, Listen.
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I mean there's people that walk in the bank.
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They got caught.
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Yeah.
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I got one last night off.
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Everybody knows that's a rig of mortis dick if I've ever seen one.
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It never goes soft.
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It's ready when I am Fifteen.
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Last time it was hard like that.
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Crazy dude Crazy.
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Oh, my god People.
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Yeah, that lady was crazy.
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How do they, how do you I?
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guess she's.
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You just aren't thinking.
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How do you?
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She was thinking on overtime.
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To be able to pull that off to put the person into your car to drive him down the block.
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It's not like fucking Weekend at Bernie's.
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That's exactly what it was.
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That's exactly what it was.
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That's exactly what it was.
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I'm going to put this music on.
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You're going to sign this document and I'm going to get a fucking loan and stuff, Right, oh?
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no, no, he's good, don't worry.
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Yeah, no, no, I got this.
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Let me help him sign it.
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And she put the pen in the videos and stuff.
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Oh yeah, it's so fucking creepy.
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Oh, it was awesome and you know he's dead.
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He's like hanging sideways.
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He's like grabbing his head.
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His head's like oh my goodness and and to honestly like look at the bank teller and just be like what are you thinking, buddy?
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He's like fuck it.
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I don't get paid enough for this shit yeah.
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Where you want a $20,000?
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We'll give you a $30,000.
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Just get the fuck out of here.
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It's got to be worth my commission.
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All right, We'll give you $80,000.
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Get the fuck out of here.
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What do you?
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plan to do with this money.
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Honestly, I don't give a fuck.
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I'm trying to bring a boat, drive them out of the ocean, throw them in there.
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I'll tell you what.
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Borrow mine on the weekend.
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Take the plane and the ticket and get the fuck off my island.
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Shit's fucked up Crazy.
00:27:04.654 --> 00:27:06.578
Yeah, this world is filled with weirdos, man.
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Weirdos, all right.
00:27:08.163 --> 00:27:09.065
What do you got for us, Garrett?
00:27:09.184 --> 00:27:10.047
Speaking of weirdos.
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Got me a hot thing, bring it to me.
00:27:13.038 --> 00:27:14.961
So do you think lesbians like ladyboys?
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No, yeah, no no, I don't why.
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Why?
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Why don't you think they like ladyboys?
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Because, they want the piece, the bait and tackle is wrong.
00:27:29.923 --> 00:27:32.701
It don't matter, that's not what they care about.
00:27:32.760 --> 00:27:36.104
If you think about it on the top, that's what they want.
00:27:36.104 --> 00:27:38.061
They want to be seen as a lady, right.
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From the waist up.
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I'm not going to tell you that right now.
00:27:42.736 --> 00:27:43.538
When they're in the bed.
00:27:43.538 --> 00:27:46.503
They want to get railed out by that fucking by the cock.
00:27:46.615 --> 00:27:47.599
By that cock right.
00:27:47.934 --> 00:27:57.686
So they want a fucking lady in the streets and a dick in the bed and that's what they get with a lady I will tell you this I want the plastic dick that there's.
00:27:58.406 --> 00:28:14.587
I will tell you this as, as I preach today, for and I was witness with my own eyes there are multiple levels to the female bodies there's multiple levels that a lesbian thing, but most lesbians that I know.
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this is the reason why they're a lesbian, why they're not claim rubbers.
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After they get fucked, the girl hangs out and talks with them.
00:28:25.165 --> 00:28:33.640
Otherwise, when they fuck a dude, the dude's just like you know he's like sleeping playing Xbox, whatever the fuck you know.
00:28:33.640 --> 00:28:35.351
It's like like, yeah, he's like sleeping playing Xbox, whatever the fuck you know like it's.
00:28:35.351 --> 00:28:36.471
Like you know it's typical shit.
00:28:36.471 --> 00:28:44.705
But, like you know, the girl wants to be like cuddled and fucking talk to and tell those bullshit and like wants to call up and have four hour conversations.
00:28:44.954 --> 00:28:46.561
But you guys just ain't into that.
00:28:46.561 --> 00:28:50.925
But do you think a lady boy is still on the level of a regular boy?
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Yes.
00:28:53.994 --> 00:28:54.769
He's, you know, like all the other parts.
00:28:54.769 --> 00:28:56.996
I mean, yeah, so you think he would be like you think he?
00:28:57.016 --> 00:28:58.359
would fuck and then fall asleep.
00:28:58.359 --> 00:28:59.904
Yes, yeah, probably.
00:28:59.904 --> 00:29:04.727
Well, I guess that's why trans fuck trans or ladyboys, do they yeah?
00:29:04.727 --> 00:29:08.260
So all right here's my other rule T on T baby Gross when we were.
00:29:14.075 --> 00:29:14.696
I Gross when we were Gross.
00:29:14.696 --> 00:29:15.681
I like how he put that out there.
00:29:15.681 --> 00:29:18.701
He's like Yo, just for the record, yo.
00:29:20.059 --> 00:29:24.144
Whether they play like Fucking, like Transformers, like ones with Decepticon.
00:29:24.204 --> 00:29:24.729
On the fucking.
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I'm gonna spit my beer out.
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I'm turned toward yeah.
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They fucking go at it.
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But I knew some lesbians.
00:29:33.807 --> 00:29:35.382
I told you Kobe, optimus Prime.
00:29:36.664 --> 00:29:47.423
I told you I'm in disguise, nah, so, like I know lesbians, whatever you know, along the way in life I've met a few, and ones that were couples and everything like that, and there's always the stud.
00:29:47.945 --> 00:29:48.489
Oh for sure.
00:29:48.489 --> 00:29:49.212
Yeah the dude.
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Yeah the pornos where there's Two fucking smoking hot lesbians, like scissoring and shit that's like fantasy.
00:29:56.685 --> 00:29:57.228
Yeah, that's.
00:29:57.228 --> 00:30:00.442
They're paid, that's made I'll take it there's.
00:30:00.502 --> 00:30:02.431
There's very few.
00:30:02.451 --> 00:30:13.454
They got my fantasy I'm buying a ticket for sure, but um, but in actuality, yeah, like ryan said, like most of them are fucking yeah most of them are fucking.
00:30:13.755 --> 00:30:15.181
Yeah, most of them are bull dykes in there.
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Call me Tony.
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There's usually a hottie, like levels of the hottiness, but the one is usually butch and you're like she's definitely doing the fucking and she's definitely getting the fucked.
00:30:28.962 --> 00:30:31.605
But, here's my question.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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Can you tell that same exact environment in a pegging situation?
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You know it's really crazy.
00:30:38.164 --> 00:30:51.191
But dude, you say well, yeah, you know who's getting pegged, what's if you saw a dude, like if you saw a chick and a dude and you're just is definitely pegging that dude?
00:30:51.250 --> 00:30:52.010
I think that would surprise me.
00:30:52.010 --> 00:30:54.612
I get the vibe that that dude takes it up the ass by that chick.
00:30:54.612 --> 00:30:55.613
I think that would surprise you.
00:30:55.613 --> 00:30:56.476
Who likes to get pegged?
00:30:56.958 --> 00:31:00.843
Oh, garrett, is there something you would like to admit to the audience?
00:31:00.843 --> 00:31:04.324
Not me personally, but I'm just saying I think that would surprise you.
00:31:04.434 --> 00:31:08.002
Now's the night to know, I came up with the idea for the sausage roll.
00:31:10.675 --> 00:31:11.116
Okay.
00:31:11.116 --> 00:31:16.480
So now that intrigues me, that you're just like wow, you've never know well, why is it?
00:31:16.500 --> 00:31:17.241
why would you never know?
00:31:17.301 --> 00:31:18.905
I mean, I don't know why is there a lot of?
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people he's like, is that?
00:31:19.736 --> 00:31:20.539
why I don't get pegged.
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What do I have to do?
00:31:27.598 --> 00:31:30.522
brown eye that wants anything to go the opposite way.
00:31:30.522 --> 00:31:31.785
You know like, yeah, but I'm.
00:31:31.785 --> 00:31:38.680
But I'm just curious about the comment that you made Garrett that you were like oh yeah, nothing surprises you, right?
00:31:38.680 --> 00:31:50.361
True, I guess in the porn world, the way you said it, like I felt there was like six people in your neighborhood You're like yo, hey you wouldn't, even know, but there's six fucking child molesters in your neighborhood.
00:31:50.401 --> 00:31:57.179
You don't know what the fuck's happening, bro, and you can look those guys up and you can look them up.
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So if you want to go get molested, Mr Fucking Dog, you can go find one.
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I don't have to shave his beard.
00:32:04.721 --> 00:32:06.244
I don't think they want to molest me.
00:32:06.244 --> 00:32:07.553
I don't think there's a shave.
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I think the molesting days are gone.
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Shave that shit off man.
00:32:10.661 --> 00:32:11.665
The exhausting days are gone.
00:32:11.665 --> 00:32:14.136
Shave that shit off man, I think if I showed up at the door.
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They're like please don't hurt me.
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It'd be like well, what was that?
00:32:15.859 --> 00:32:16.681
How to Catch a Predator?
00:32:16.681 --> 00:32:18.203
Oh yeah, I knock on their door.
00:32:18.203 --> 00:32:19.266
I'm like they already caught me.
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I'm good.
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I'm good.
00:32:20.127 --> 00:32:20.888
You know what's crazy.
00:32:24.259 --> 00:32:24.598
I'm sorry.
00:32:24.598 --> 00:32:26.801
The first episode of how to Catch a.
00:32:26.801 --> 00:32:34.952
Predator was shot in Beth they let you that you had them rented right to borrow for the episode okay.
00:32:34.952 --> 00:32:47.317
So when we were younger, we always used to know somebody that was like a tomboy, right like a chick, that just like super fucking manly, just dressed like with good, with man yeah, I miss my, I miss my right, which was nothing wrong with that.
00:32:47.337 --> 00:32:53.141
They were the cool fucking people, right so now, oh no, I found them hot as shit, like that was like like, is that why that's where?
00:32:53.240 --> 00:33:07.930
so you were gay since middle school, yeah so ladyboys are cool with you, yeah I mean from afar, like thailand.
00:33:07.970 --> 00:33:09.556
They can be over there in thailand.
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I'm totally cool with that you ever see some of those ladyboys in thailand, bro, that you wouldn't know?
00:33:14.182 --> 00:33:17.188
Yo, I have, if you look, I have corn hub.
00:33:17.188 --> 00:33:21.404
Yes, I've seen them straight on man, without the side view of the adams apple, you know.
00:33:21.767 --> 00:33:46.148
Yeah, you don't see the adams apple, then you don't know no right they pull you off the street see, here's the issue, like when people go to that one mile radius of la right now and they go down there to peaceful protest and then get pegged in the face by a fucking rubber bullet well, they went there, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, okay, just stay
00:33:46.169 --> 00:33:47.432
with me protesting.
00:33:47.432 --> 00:33:49.936
I shot okay, okay, you're like my mom.
00:33:49.936 --> 00:33:51.859
Everything goes back to fucking politics.
00:33:51.859 --> 00:33:54.424
We're talking about the fucking Hold on hold on.
00:33:54.464 --> 00:33:56.228
It's relevant, it's relevant, it's relevant.
00:33:56.228 --> 00:33:56.648
Shut up.
00:33:56.648 --> 00:34:00.104
Let me get back on it okay, calm down.
00:34:00.444 --> 00:34:02.281
All right, get back on it like a ladyboy.
00:34:02.454 --> 00:34:06.522
So you know what I'm saying, like you go Like a transgender protest.
00:34:06.755 --> 00:34:08.137
Go back up on it.
00:34:08.777 --> 00:34:16.130
So if you go to Thailand to look around for chicks, most likely you're going to run into ladyboys.
00:34:16.130 --> 00:34:21.748
It's just like the situation at hand Probably wouldn't go shopping in Thailand, that's what they're known for.
00:34:21.934 --> 00:34:25.860
So what you're saying is so how far do you have to go with a ladyboy before you're gay?
00:34:26.141 --> 00:34:26.382
Wait.
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Like.
00:34:27.644 --> 00:34:28.887
Oh yeah, like what, if you like got her.
00:34:28.887 --> 00:34:30.581
You think the whole time it's a chick.
00:34:30.954 --> 00:34:31.945
What if you just titty fuck?
00:34:33.231 --> 00:34:36.016
oh, no, no, no, bro, bro, just fuck the girl parts.
00:34:36.016 --> 00:34:37.360
Huh, but is the?
00:34:37.360 --> 00:34:39.382
Butthole a girl part, or a boy part.
00:34:41.653 --> 00:34:45.402
It's a gray area, that's the gray area, unless you paint it white.
00:34:47.733 --> 00:35:00.956
Honestly, honestly pass the social media jive in in the like street way with them where you're like, hey, sexy, I can do it, and then like they get you on camera and you do the whole yada, yadas After that.
00:35:00.956 --> 00:35:08.717
If you do anything with that lady boy, like taking her to a restaurant First of all, I wouldn't do that whole first part Even taking her to a restaurant.
00:35:09.391 --> 00:35:11.478
I wouldn't go down a random alley in Thailand.
00:35:11.478 --> 00:35:18.271
I wouldn't do the whole first part with a camera and shit, meet me.
00:35:18.271 --> 00:35:20.099
You do the whole first part bad camera and shit Like yo like meet me at the hotel.
00:35:20.119 --> 00:35:21.748
Hey boy fucking, I don't want nobody seeing me Sneaking through the back.
00:35:21.748 --> 00:35:22.009
How is this?
00:35:22.030 --> 00:35:23.514
Wait, here's the keys in the room.
00:35:23.534 --> 00:35:25.293
Don't tell nobody what room you're going to.
00:35:25.293 --> 00:35:26.036
Here's the key.
00:35:27.030 --> 00:35:27.855
Shut the fuck up.
00:35:27.855 --> 00:35:29.579
I'm staying in room 206.
00:35:29.579 --> 00:35:32.135
I'm going to break into that motherfucker.
00:35:33.699 --> 00:35:35.884
You're a man, I can beat you up.
00:35:36.505 --> 00:35:38.349
You go through the door, I'll go through the window.
00:35:38.349 --> 00:35:46.164
But, Doug, why is taking a ladyboy on a fucking date to a bar?
00:35:46.164 --> 00:35:46.864
Why is that gay?
00:35:46.864 --> 00:35:48.152
Why is?
00:35:48.193 --> 00:35:51.137
that gay Yo how is buying a ladyboy a?
00:35:51.157 --> 00:35:53.184
few drinks and playing with his dick.
00:35:53.184 --> 00:35:54.409
Gay, I don't understand.
00:35:54.409 --> 00:35:58.648
How is the question not gay?
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Well, if you feel him up first, like his chest or her chest whatever.
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But you don't grin.
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That's what I'm saying.
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You've got to be on the table.
00:36:10.670 --> 00:36:13.038
So if I don't grab dick At first, at first.
00:36:16.775 --> 00:36:17.869
You're going to get a handful of it later.
00:36:18.711 --> 00:36:20.538
We're assuming that you had a few drinks.
00:36:20.538 --> 00:36:22.869
You're feeling good, you think it's a woman.
00:36:25.237 --> 00:36:27.076
And then you're like Damn bro.
00:36:29.201 --> 00:36:30.750
So this is like a three course meal.
00:36:31.431 --> 00:36:33.259
First I get titties, then I get like.
00:36:33.259 --> 00:36:35.137
That's a strange labia.
00:36:38.539 --> 00:36:39.882
Why do you have a large clitoris?
00:36:41.251 --> 00:36:41.934
So maybe that's.
00:36:41.934 --> 00:36:48.253
Better for the orgasm sweetie has any of you guys ever hooked up with a chick that's got fake tits?
00:36:48.253 --> 00:36:50.574
Yes, so isn't that half a lady boy?
00:36:50.574 --> 00:36:52.016
No Kind of.
00:36:52.056 --> 00:36:54.016
Kind of why Because?
00:36:54.097 --> 00:36:54.818
it's a full woman.
00:36:55.719 --> 00:36:55.958
Why?
00:36:55.958 --> 00:36:57.539
Because her ovaries are on the inside.
00:36:57.539 --> 00:36:58.681
They both got sex tits.
00:36:58.681 --> 00:37:00.943
Hold on, no, no, no.
00:37:00.983 --> 00:37:09.978
Hold on, there's a big difference between that, because that before she got the tits was 100% a woman Started off that way, right yeah.
00:37:12.489 --> 00:37:20.235
You're talking about somebody that was 100% a woman, yeah, but that's not true, though, if you like, cover her face and cover her bottom half, and you just saw her chest, and if you're only, it might look like a young boy.
00:37:20.456 --> 00:37:25.938
If you don't know and if you're only titty fucking, I swear to god, you could cover a woman From her, and I will.
00:37:25.938 --> 00:37:26.760
I will call her a spit.
00:37:26.990 --> 00:37:27.934
A little titty fuck spit.
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All I have to do is see her legs.
00:37:30.137 --> 00:37:31.132
I don't see anything wrong with that.
00:37:31.132 --> 00:37:31.873
All I have to.
00:37:31.873 --> 00:37:32.936
I can see your legs.
00:37:33.358 --> 00:37:35.222
Okay, you can shave the legs, bro.
00:37:35.222 --> 00:37:35.804
What chest.
00:37:36.085 --> 00:37:36.666
Just chest.
00:37:37.047 --> 00:37:37.628
Just chest.
00:37:37.668 --> 00:37:39.175
That's it, Just chest.
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I would tell, With no fake titties.
00:37:41.134 --> 00:37:42.657
You'd be like that's a little boy.
00:37:42.777 --> 00:37:46.635
I can tell that's a little boy, I can tell from the chest cavity and the way that the ribs fold in.
00:37:46.655 --> 00:37:49.262
What if it was like a skirt pulled up past the nuts?
00:37:49.262 --> 00:37:49.443
Why?
00:37:49.443 --> 00:38:00.032
Because they didn't?
00:38:00.072 --> 00:38:03.036
Doug's going to be over there counting ribs and shit.
00:38:03.036 --> 00:38:04.617
I've been fooled before.
00:38:04.838 --> 00:38:10.846
If it's just an asshole, if it spreads their butt cheeks, and it's just the asshole could you tell?
00:38:10.846 --> 00:38:13.358
Just the hole.
00:38:13.829 --> 00:38:15.195
What if the taint is not horrible?
00:38:15.195 --> 00:38:20.987
If the taint's too small, you're not going to know Yo, I once met this guy right.
00:38:21.307 --> 00:38:21.550
Trust me.
00:38:22.110 --> 00:38:32.077
I really feel like no matter what, no matter what, there's that like inner conscience, like that little grasshopper on your shoulder, that no matter what it's going to be like.
00:38:32.097 --> 00:38:41.320
That's right, they call that the Kinsey scale my friend, you're 13 walkies deep.
00:38:41.320 --> 00:38:43.050
That's a chick, go for it.
00:38:43.050 --> 00:38:44.896
The scale of gayness.
00:38:45.914 --> 00:38:46.436
Who cares?
00:38:46.990 --> 00:38:48.496
An asshole's an asshole come in it.
00:38:49.853 --> 00:38:50.737
You are so gay.
00:38:51.311 --> 00:38:53.338
You won't remember any of this in the morning.
00:38:53.398 --> 00:38:57.916
You're like a 9 Out of 10, you're like a 9.
00:38:57.976 --> 00:38:59.380
On the scale, on the scale, yep.
00:39:04.349 --> 00:39:07.916
My subconscious was just telling me you're going to have to drink a lot more tomorrow to forget this.
00:39:07.916 --> 00:39:10.394
We're going in.
00:39:10.394 --> 00:39:11.791
So what did you?
00:39:11.811 --> 00:39:16.695
guys talk about yesterday Alcohol, a lot of it.
00:39:17.771 --> 00:39:18.755
So what were you saying, garrett?
00:39:18.755 --> 00:39:28.960
You were about to pull us off on a different swing, so before we went on this one, let's go Okay, so the fucking tomboys right.
00:39:29.349 --> 00:39:30.735
Yeah, so tomboys, right.
00:39:30.735 --> 00:39:32.014
So we all knew tomboys, right.
00:39:32.014 --> 00:39:37.539
And back in the day, a chick felt like she was a man and she just dressed like a man and there was no problem.
00:39:37.539 --> 00:39:39.329
It was like all right, she plays basketball and football.
00:39:39.369 --> 00:39:41.034
Well, wasn't that she thought she was a man?
00:39:41.034 --> 00:39:48.030
No, just not Like boys clothes, yeah, I guess, maybe not she thought she was a man, so maybe that was a misspoke she likes sports, whatever.
00:39:48.070 --> 00:39:50.679
She liked to go out and hang out with the dudes.
00:39:50.679 --> 00:39:54.322
She liked to jokes.
00:39:54.342 --> 00:39:59.806
So now fast forward to now, right, these women that want to transition to men, right?
00:39:59.806 --> 00:40:04.045
It makes no fucking sense to me because, alright, they don't have the money to chop their tits off, right?
00:40:04.045 --> 00:40:08.891
So maybe they take some hormones or whatever, so they kind of go away Duct tape, or they duct tape them down.
00:40:08.992 --> 00:40:15.998
I think they should give the tits to like needy men, Wait, wait hold on, put the guys to play with them.
00:40:16.079 --> 00:40:26.920
No, no, I just have to reflect on the last situation, because you said that, like Every dude could just pop out with magical fake titties, but for some reason Does it cost more to get your titties chopped off?
00:40:27.090 --> 00:40:32.625
I mean, I guess you can get a vasectomy, you can get double vasectomies and stuff, but I don't like Is that cheaper?
00:40:33.972 --> 00:40:38.565
I mean, because I think men don't, I guess men can get, I don't know, I guess men can get.
00:40:38.585 --> 00:40:38.869
I don't know.
00:40:39.577 --> 00:40:40.570
I guess men can get there.
00:40:40.570 --> 00:40:45.489
Hold on right Pause for one second.
00:40:45.489 --> 00:40:47.115
This is why Doug doesn't know shit.
00:40:49.454 --> 00:40:49.815
So, how's?
00:40:49.815 --> 00:40:50.918
That roast beef being again.
00:40:50.958 --> 00:40:51.619
But that's the thing.
00:40:52.797 --> 00:40:53.648
Even if they.
00:40:54.693 --> 00:40:55.456
Tighten it up, Doug.
00:40:56.271 --> 00:40:56.914
Tighten it up.
00:40:56.914 --> 00:40:59.284
I feel like I'm throwing Tic Tacs down the whole way, even if they did.
00:40:59.284 --> 00:40:59.706
Tighten it up, Doc.
00:40:59.706 --> 00:41:00.130
Tighten it up.
00:41:00.829 --> 00:41:11.422
I feel like I'm throwing Tic Tacs down the whole way, so like fucking Ace Ventura, right when he fucking he's like you can get those removed in a week.
00:41:11.422 --> 00:41:15.065
You can get those added in a week or whatever, but you can't hide, captain Winky, right.
00:41:15.065 --> 00:41:19.070
So a woman is.
00:41:19.070 --> 00:41:23.811
It's very expensive for a woman to get a dick grafted right, so most likely they're just gonna settle for just dressing as a man.
00:41:23.811 --> 00:41:25.876
So why do they have to go through this whole entire thing?
00:41:25.876 --> 00:41:27.952
Why can't they just be fucking?
00:41:27.992 --> 00:41:31.280
tomboys just be a tomboy, and just move on with it.
00:41:31.280 --> 00:41:31.501
Why do?
00:41:31.521 --> 00:41:31.882
you have to go.
00:41:31.882 --> 00:41:35.715
Well, the other thing with the whole, like you don't have like a sensation, what?
00:41:35.735 --> 00:41:37.539
about the opposite of that.
00:41:37.539 --> 00:41:46.820
If you feel like you're a chick, why don't you just dress like it and why do you have to go through the full operations of putting fake titties in you and the whole that?
00:41:46.840 --> 00:41:47.081
You should.
00:41:47.081 --> 00:41:48.182
That's what you should do.
00:41:48.670 --> 00:41:54.420
Yeah, so honestly, well, at this point, If you feel like a chick, just start putting objects inside yourself.
00:41:57.894 --> 00:41:58.755
What was that Adam Sandler movie?
00:41:58.755 --> 00:41:59.498
No, no, it was a girl.
00:41:59.498 --> 00:42:01.661
He wanted a boy, if you're talking about.
00:42:02.101 --> 00:42:05.860
if you're over the age of 18, do whatever the fuck you want to do.
00:42:05.860 --> 00:42:06.731
You're a grown ass adult Like.
00:42:06.731 --> 00:42:08.717
Go off and enjoy your life the way you want to enjoy it.
00:42:08.717 --> 00:42:11.697
But they'll leave kids alone and let them be kids.
00:42:11.858 --> 00:42:16.414
Santa Claus, I kind of feel a little different, right, like with the whole trans thing.
00:42:17.257 --> 00:42:18.862
Yeah, we know you like the trans.
00:42:20.311 --> 00:42:23.501
I mean yo watching training board just means there's more titties.
00:42:23.501 --> 00:42:25.416
Yeah, I know you love the training.
00:42:25.416 --> 00:42:28.480
There's dick in all porn, except they're at lesbian hot stuff.
00:42:28.480 --> 00:42:35.282
But besides that, in training porn there's a dick, but there's fucking extra tits.
00:42:35.762 --> 00:42:37.735
I know you like there's also an extra set of dick.
00:42:40.141 --> 00:42:43.215
I mean, if you've watched gangbang scenes, there's a lot of dick in that.
00:42:43.534 --> 00:42:44.329
There's a lot of dick.
00:42:44.329 --> 00:42:48.789
You got a dick in the front, dick in the back.
00:42:48.789 --> 00:42:49.909
There's dick flopping around.
00:42:50.791 --> 00:42:59.103
Would you rather get the best blowjob You've ever had From a dude or the worst blowjob you've ever had from a dude, or the worst blowjob?
00:42:59.163 --> 00:42:59.905
you've ever had from a chick.
00:42:59.905 --> 00:43:00.467
That's not an option.
00:43:00.467 --> 00:43:00.849
Are we scraping?
00:43:00.849 --> 00:43:02.594
Is she scraping teeth?
00:43:02.594 --> 00:43:03.739
Is she scraping teeth?
00:43:04.896 --> 00:43:05.199
Are we?
00:43:05.239 --> 00:43:06.190
talking, scraping teeth.
00:43:07.394 --> 00:43:13.797
Some people are into teeth, so maybe that's on them, I mean is this, whatever your version of the worst blowjob is.
00:43:14.070 --> 00:43:16.914
Is this something where I'm like tied to an electric bed?
00:43:17.014 --> 00:43:19.733
in Russia, where, if I don't, answer the question.
00:43:19.835 --> 00:43:21.039
I get goulashed.
00:43:21.373 --> 00:43:23.434
You don't want to answer it because you know, you want to take it.
00:43:23.434 --> 00:43:27.219
I'm not afraid to say it, I'll take the dude.
00:43:27.219 --> 00:43:29.014
How good is he?
00:43:29.014 --> 00:43:29.878
He's got a deep throat.
00:43:31.518 --> 00:43:35.059
He's got no teeth, no gag reflex.
00:43:35.289 --> 00:43:36.556
Long enough for me to grab.
00:43:36.556 --> 00:43:40.255
Three and a half grams of cocaine.
00:43:40.275 --> 00:43:41.057
This guy's ready to go.
00:43:41.057 --> 00:43:42.675
You don't want his jaw moving so much.
00:43:45.318 --> 00:43:48.403
Oh, you got a new method, so your preference.
00:43:49.108 --> 00:43:49.329
Rakin.
00:43:52.838 --> 00:43:55.510
Yeah, you don't want that rakin, the black and dark peck of record.
00:43:55.510 --> 00:43:56.494
You don't want that.
00:43:56.650 --> 00:43:57.170
I need a burr.
00:43:57.170 --> 00:43:58.552
Yeah, you don't want that, reagan.
00:43:58.552 --> 00:44:00.134
The Black and Decker Peck record.
00:44:00.833 --> 00:44:01.295
You don't want that.
00:44:01.295 --> 00:44:01.815
I need a burr.
00:44:01.815 --> 00:44:03.115
Got this man a beer, go get it.
00:44:03.135 --> 00:44:07.181
Yo, man, bring the cooler in here Put it right there, right there, can you do that?
00:44:07.181 --> 00:44:09.702
Are you enclosed in?
00:44:09.722 --> 00:44:12.365
here, he's in his favorite position between two men.
00:44:12.365 --> 00:44:13.286
Yeah, exactly.
00:44:15.230 --> 00:44:18.416
He's stuck between two men, so now on a new episode of Between Two Men.
00:44:19.039 --> 00:44:21.262
Yeah, that's next week.
00:44:22.291 --> 00:44:23.217
Is that a Between Two Men?
00:44:23.217 --> 00:44:24.634
We got Doug on the couch tonight.
00:44:24.653 --> 00:44:24.994
Between.
00:44:25.014 --> 00:44:26.500
Two Men Again.
00:44:26.500 --> 00:44:29.237
Tonight it's Doug between Ryan and Angelo again.
00:44:31.230 --> 00:44:32.614
Smooshed in between the couches.
00:44:32.614 --> 00:44:32.795
What's?
00:44:32.835 --> 00:44:33.036
up boys.
00:44:33.036 --> 00:44:33.920
Who's taking the bait?
00:44:34.411 --> 00:44:35.536
Are you guys ready tonight?
00:44:35.536 --> 00:44:38.958
Hey, we have Sebastian on the bass.
00:44:39.360 --> 00:44:39.760
All right.
00:44:40.230 --> 00:44:45.742
So, gamit, are you ready to have a sensational night tonight?
00:44:46.652 --> 00:44:48.338
Yeah, we should play like Viagra roulette.
00:44:49.050 --> 00:44:50.175
You can shut your mouth.
00:44:50.610 --> 00:44:54.833
Viagra and somebody's drink and fucking like you know, Nobody knows who's?
00:44:54.833 --> 00:44:55.815
Getting Viagra.
00:44:56.297 --> 00:44:57.320
Somebody's looking at me.
00:44:58.471 --> 00:44:59.596
Yo, did you hear about that guy?
00:44:59.596 --> 00:45:01.420
He fucking I forgot where he was from.
00:45:01.420 --> 00:45:10.739
He was put in Viagra and he would go on dates and he was put in Viagra and he would drink fucking drinks to make sure they weren't dudes, really, because he was fucking that's awesome.
00:45:10.739 --> 00:45:12.650
He was worried about ladyboys and shit.
00:45:13.012 --> 00:45:13.612
What does it do to?
00:45:13.652 --> 00:45:15.773
chicks Nothing.
00:45:15.773 --> 00:45:19.697
He was worried that they were going to get a fucking heart on if it was a dude, bro Right.
00:45:19.717 --> 00:45:21.980
But I'm asking what does Viagra do to girls?
00:45:22.739 --> 00:45:23.181
I don't know.
00:45:23.181 --> 00:45:23.760
That's the point.
00:45:23.820 --> 00:45:28.545
Nothing Well does it, or is there something that's going to fuck with the chemical?
00:45:28.565 --> 00:45:29.987
compound that cleans out the heart.
00:45:29.987 --> 00:45:30.766
It does.
00:45:30.766 --> 00:45:33.097
It works on the soft tissue of the heart.
00:45:33.518 --> 00:45:33.818
That's what.
00:45:33.858 --> 00:45:34.760
Viagra was meant for.
00:45:35.219 --> 00:45:35.641
Fair enough.
00:45:35.641 --> 00:45:38.784
I just want to make sure that he didn't just do some life detriment.
00:45:38.784 --> 00:45:40.914
Could you imagine though?
00:45:40.934 --> 00:45:42.692
Because that's what a boner needs.
00:45:42.692 --> 00:45:43.822
It needs blood flow.
00:45:43.842 --> 00:45:51.815
But could you imagine like you're looking for boners but at the same time you're doing life detriment like damage?
00:45:51.916 --> 00:45:55.846
to females Say you're in a bar, right.
00:45:55.865 --> 00:46:04.717
They die within three years later, because you gave them that pill, because you wanted to check for boners and they're like oh my God, now I don't have a family and I'm dying alone.
00:46:04.838 --> 00:46:05.298
Yeah, who cares.
00:46:05.298 --> 00:46:08.278
Well, that's why it's kids who cares, only ass whores.
00:46:08.278 --> 00:46:09.530
Whores don't have families.
00:46:09.789 --> 00:46:16.836
I'm guessing that's why you got arrested, I mean if you're a ladyboy, right and you got your dick right.
00:46:17.137 --> 00:46:18.838
I got my dick.
00:46:18.838 --> 00:46:20.139
I was a ladyboy.
00:46:20.139 --> 00:46:23.682
I'm putting myself in the moment Dick with my ladyboy.
00:46:24.282 --> 00:46:31.255
Slips the blue pill in your drink, and now you're fucking just hard as a rock Sitting there rocked up.
00:46:31.275 --> 00:46:33.923
You're like can we go home, Right?
00:46:33.923 --> 00:46:36.594
You want a nightcap at my place?
00:46:36.594 --> 00:46:37.699
No, I'm comfortable.
00:46:38.409 --> 00:46:41.121
Try to tuck that shit inside your fucking line and stuff.
00:46:41.121 --> 00:46:44.496
I got to get rid of this one, you know you try and tuck it up and stuff.
00:46:44.791 --> 00:46:45.909
You can't even see a border.
00:46:46.833 --> 00:46:53.432
Yeah, so you try to put it up in your like belt, but you're wearing a dress as a lady girl, so you don't have a real belt.
00:46:53.452 --> 00:46:54.034
So you don't have a real belt.
00:46:54.034 --> 00:47:00.639
So, you don't really have a belt line, so it just keeps like yeah, your boner just keeps like stretching this fat neck, you flopping out like you're Michelle Obama.
00:47:00.780 --> 00:47:01.460
Oh my God.
00:47:02.581 --> 00:47:04.864
Yo Right there on the line.
00:47:05.105 --> 00:47:11.001
I don't know if it was a fucking AI fake or whatever, but I was listening to an interview of Brittany Griner or whatever.
00:47:11.001 --> 00:47:13.157
The fucking basketball dude chick, or whatever.
00:47:13.329 --> 00:47:15.596
Yeah, yeah, the one that was in Russia, the one that was in Russia.
00:47:15.615 --> 00:47:18.282
Yeah, Bro the marijuana girl Dude.
00:47:18.492 --> 00:47:21.275
Yeah, she sounds so manly.
00:47:21.275 --> 00:47:27.173
And again, I don't know if it was a fucking AI, fucking dub over or whatever but if that's her real voice, dude.
00:47:27.173 --> 00:47:30.692
It is scary because there's no way.
00:47:30.692 --> 00:47:31.257
That's a chick.
00:47:31.257 --> 00:47:32.731
There's no fucking way.
00:47:32.731 --> 00:47:33.474
I'm sorry.
00:47:36.413 --> 00:47:37.355
That's like the boxer.
00:47:37.355 --> 00:47:38.838
Let's talk about it, let's put it out there.
00:47:38.858 --> 00:47:40.481
Ryan, let's talk about it, put it out there, Ryan.
00:47:44.074 --> 00:47:46.000
Take my cock up out your mouth and you can talk about it.
00:47:46.000 --> 00:47:47.476
No more, jake Dixon.
00:47:48.771 --> 00:47:49.715
That was an Eminem reference.
00:47:50.210 --> 00:47:50.952
Yeah, I saw that one.
00:47:50.952 --> 00:47:52.996
He was talking about Machine Gun Kelly.
00:47:54.210 --> 00:47:58.034
So well, I guess Ryan doesn't want to hit this one, so I will.
00:47:58.516 --> 00:47:59.057
When it comes down to it.
00:47:59.057 --> 00:48:00.001
Oh, you want me to just go for it?
00:48:00.001 --> 00:48:06.237
Yeah Well, I forgot her name, the Russian fighter Some Olympic bitch who got kicked out or guy, whatever it was.
00:48:06.277 --> 00:48:07.179
Yeah, the Algerian chick right.
00:48:07.179 --> 00:48:08.041
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:48:08.130 --> 00:48:11.380
And then the Indian doctor was like, yeah, that's a man.
00:48:19.050 --> 00:48:20.880
But you know, no, no, it just came out recently that she is actually like.
00:48:20.880 --> 00:48:20.882
They did blood test on her.
00:48:20.882 --> 00:48:21.989
Yeah, because she had like the extra chromosome or something.
00:48:24.144 --> 00:48:26.215
And the whole Democratic Party was like no.
00:48:27.514 --> 00:48:28.155
It's not proven.
00:48:28.155 --> 00:48:29.706
It's not proven.
00:48:30.777 --> 00:48:33.427
It's like no, she has a dick Like XX is girls.
00:48:35.960 --> 00:48:50.798
It's so fucking crazy because when this whole shit happened, I was like I was reading up on like the whole thing and I couldn't come up with a definitive answer, because, like everything, else Our science department is out on the XXXY, so hit me.
00:48:50.818 --> 00:48:51.079
Gary.
00:48:51.079 --> 00:49:00.717
So I mean, there were so many different things from like like this rare genetic disorder, and it was like x y male, I know, my host.
00:49:00.717 --> 00:49:14.612
Yeah, um, we're totally fucking up gareth's life but, everywhere you looked, one person was like this is why she's actually a female, and everybody you know.
00:49:14.612 --> 00:49:18.992
Then there was other people like this is why she's actually a female, and nobody could agree on anything.
00:49:19.012 --> 00:49:23.695
Nobody just pulled their pants down like look at her ding dong, that's a Pepe right there.
00:49:23.996 --> 00:49:24.800
Anybody see that, pepe.
00:49:26.291 --> 00:49:30.894
Now what if it's like one of them, chicks with the big ass, little penis, the?
00:49:30.934 --> 00:49:34.295
large clitoris, yeah, yeah, it's just a small penis.
00:49:34.335 --> 00:49:36.481
Yeah.
00:49:41.318 --> 00:49:42.742
Hold that shit with a chopstick.
00:49:42.762 --> 00:49:45.106
What's the biggest and largest clit you're cool with?
00:49:45.106 --> 00:49:46.028
I?
00:49:46.048 --> 00:49:49.672
don't know, as long as it's smaller than my large clit, do you?
00:49:50.135 --> 00:49:50.617
want curtains.
00:49:51.650 --> 00:49:52.393
Do we have a large?
00:49:52.432 --> 00:49:55.260
clit with interior ovaries or exterior ovaries.
00:49:56.210 --> 00:49:59.661
Do you want something you can suck on, or do want something that you know you're just licking?
00:50:00.250 --> 00:50:03.579
Angelo's fan mail is going to be filled with small penis men.
00:50:03.579 --> 00:50:10.018
That means I'm in as long as my dick's smaller than yours.
00:50:11.971 --> 00:50:13.336
That's a lot of you out there.
00:50:14.311 --> 00:50:16.478
Angelo's hung like a horse, by the way, he's like.
00:50:19.251 --> 00:50:24.101
Yo everybody just send him dick mail Spam it.
00:50:24.710 --> 00:50:26.873
I don't even care Send it in, spam it all.
00:50:26.932 --> 00:50:28.059
Show me those roosters.
00:50:29.467 --> 00:50:31.324
He's gonna use some of the good ones.
00:50:31.344 --> 00:50:32.556
That's how he wakes up in the morning.
00:50:32.637 --> 00:50:33.590
He's gonna use some.
00:50:33.590 --> 00:50:35.317
I'm gonna brush my teeth watching these.
00:50:36.849 --> 00:50:38.416
I'm gonna brush my teeth watching these.
00:50:38.436 --> 00:50:44.135
I'm going to brush my teeth watching these Can't wait, so can we talk.
00:50:44.135 --> 00:50:50.596
I know, hit me the political stuff yeah let's get it, let's go, I just want to go back there for a second.
00:50:50.695 --> 00:50:51.639
Let's talk about the Jews.
00:50:51.639 --> 00:50:52.869
Wait, what Well?
00:50:52.869 --> 00:50:54.398
We can talk about them next, but right now I just want to talk about this.
00:50:54.418 --> 00:50:55.885
We can talk about them next, but right now I just want to talk about this.
00:50:55.905 --> 00:51:02.159
I'm going to play this clip, let me think no Kings protests planned across the country on Saturday as well.
00:51:02.159 --> 00:51:03.380
What are your thoughts on those?
00:51:03.380 --> 00:51:03.942
What are they going?
00:51:03.981 --> 00:51:05.063
No Kings, no Kings.
00:51:06.231 --> 00:51:06.894
I don't feel like a King.
00:51:06.894 --> 00:51:08.224
I have to go through hell to get stuff approved.
00:51:08.224 --> 00:51:11.514
A King would say I'm not going to get this.
00:51:11.514 --> 00:51:15.503
A King would have never had the California mandate to even be talking to him.
00:51:15.503 --> 00:51:20.378
He wouldn't have to call up Mike Johnson and Thune and say fellas, you gotta pull this off.
00:51:20.429 --> 00:51:22.498
And after years we gotta Sorry about the gay-ass music.
00:51:22.650 --> 00:51:23.976
No, no, we're not a king.
00:51:23.976 --> 00:51:24.692
Love the music.
00:51:24.992 --> 00:51:25.735
Yeah, so like what?
00:51:25.735 --> 00:51:28.070
Love the guy there's no kings bullshit, there's no kings.
00:51:28.070 --> 00:51:29.012
Yeah, it's so stupid.
00:51:29.012 --> 00:51:30.097
Yeah, what king?
00:51:30.269 --> 00:51:31.432
How retarded do you think I am?
00:51:31.452 --> 00:51:42.739
The thing is the liberal is like, if you're a liberal, if you're a liberal mom, you get to celebrate no kings day two days in a row no kings day, and Juneteenth is coming up.
00:51:42.739 --> 00:51:48.936
Yeah, juneteenth, another classic no kings day a classic fatherless day.
00:51:50.295 --> 00:51:55.871
That's fucked up that's why father's day came before Juneteenth they get their present.
00:51:55.871 --> 00:51:56.751
You know how I love to drop little.
00:51:56.751 --> 00:51:58.313
That's why Father's Day came before they get their presents.
00:51:58.313 --> 00:51:59.135
So you know how.
00:51:59.175 --> 00:52:02.659
I love to drop little like fucked up.
00:52:02.659 --> 00:52:06.465
Yeah, like fucked up historical hints along the way yeah.
00:52:07.110 --> 00:52:08.639
And most times You'd be good on what's that history?
00:52:08.639 --> 00:52:09.543
Drunk history whatever.
00:52:09.543 --> 00:52:10.489
Drunk history exactly.
00:52:10.690 --> 00:52:12.277
That's my little jam right there, oh bullshit.
00:52:12.277 --> 00:52:15.514
So here's my little pop-up for the week.
00:52:15.514 --> 00:52:16.617
Okay, Just like gay history, Joe.
00:52:16.617 --> 00:52:17.940
So here's my little pop-up for the week.
00:52:17.940 --> 00:52:18.521
Shut the fuck up, okay.
00:52:18.521 --> 00:52:22.152
You little asshole, Get over there, Okay so.
00:52:22.331 --> 00:52:22.733
Okay.
00:52:23.293 --> 00:52:25.295
So here's my little snippet for the week.
00:52:25.295 --> 00:52:26.358
Okay, Snippet.
00:52:26.358 --> 00:52:28.661
This is what pissed me off.
00:52:28.661 --> 00:52:31.284
I heard about this what grinds your gears?
00:52:31.284 --> 00:52:31.626
Yeah?
00:52:31.666 --> 00:52:35.719
Yeah, what grinds your gears?
00:52:37.130 --> 00:52:38.889
So Nancy Reagan.
00:52:39.518 --> 00:52:40.369
Okay, nancy Reagan.
00:52:40.550 --> 00:52:41.375
She's the bitch of the week.
00:52:41.592 --> 00:52:42.768
Yeah, she had a nice vagina.
00:52:44.014 --> 00:52:46.813
Well, I mean, you didn't hate it, but who's that?
00:52:46.833 --> 00:52:47.617
like Reagan's wife?
00:52:47.617 --> 00:52:55.052
Don't know her, never seen her, reagan was Alright.
00:52:55.072 --> 00:52:56.454
Let me get into the meat and potatoes.
00:52:56.474 --> 00:52:57.697
He knew Reagan Shut the fuck up.
00:52:57.697 --> 00:52:58.838
Oh yeah, yeah, actually you know what?
00:52:59.320 --> 00:52:59.559
I got it.
00:52:59.559 --> 00:53:00.181
Reagan was Alright.
00:53:00.181 --> 00:53:01.704
Let me get into the meat and potatoes.
00:53:01.704 --> 00:53:02.085
He knew Reagan.
00:53:02.085 --> 00:53:03.407
Oh yeah, yeah, actually, you know what I got it?
00:53:03.427 --> 00:53:04.228
Yeah, he got it.
00:53:04.228 --> 00:53:08.257
Get into the Reagan, Shut the fuck up guys, god damn you.
00:53:10.056 --> 00:53:10.358
Alright.
00:53:10.358 --> 00:53:14.856
So Do you know why California is goddamn Democrat today, Do we?
00:53:14.876 --> 00:53:15.297
know why.
00:53:15.297 --> 00:53:17.115
Why Nancy Pelosi?
00:53:17.155 --> 00:53:17.657
It's easier.
00:53:18.411 --> 00:53:19.695
Yeah, it's easier.
00:53:19.695 --> 00:53:20.773
No, I wish it was.
00:53:20.793 --> 00:53:21.695
That's a pretty good question.
00:53:21.775 --> 00:53:25.313
I wish it was no it's not easier Because they like the color blue.
00:53:25.313 --> 00:53:26.898
It's not easier, it's harder.
00:53:26.898 --> 00:53:27.239
It's not.
00:53:29.032 --> 00:53:36.501
So no, check it out the reason that California turned Democrat.
00:53:36.603 --> 00:53:41.900
Lady voice is because of 1980s, nancy Reagan.
00:53:43.291 --> 00:53:53.090
All the illegal immigrants at the time were in California and she, as a Democrat, pushed for them to make all of them legal citizens.
00:53:53.090 --> 00:54:02.938
When she did that, that was the first time in history California switched from Republican to Democrat and forever stayed the same.
00:54:02.938 --> 00:54:07.523
Watch your borders and watch what happens.
00:54:07.523 --> 00:54:09.677
American gentlemen and ladies.
00:54:09.677 --> 00:54:14.429
What happens in this country is a real fucking epidemic.
00:54:14.952 --> 00:54:27.474
Wouldn't it be strange so that's what the whole thought process was around the Biden administration allowing all these immigrants to come in.
00:54:27.675 --> 00:54:29.059
Hold on, hold on, sorry, sorry, sorry.
00:54:29.059 --> 00:54:32.657
What administration?
00:54:32.657 --> 00:54:34.456
It wasn't Biden's administration.
00:54:34.456 --> 00:54:37.217
Biden was three sheets to the wind with cancer meds.
00:54:37.217 --> 00:54:40.659
It was someone else's administration, I mean whatever.
00:54:41.371 --> 00:54:42.034
He was the puppet.
00:54:42.215 --> 00:54:43.077
I mean whatever.
00:54:43.077 --> 00:54:47.849
Yeah, I mean, just like whoever, that is it's question mark, it's asterisk.
00:54:48.030 --> 00:54:48.894
It'll have an asterisk.
00:54:48.894 --> 00:54:52.521
I mean, we don't know who was pulling the strings, who was signing anything.
00:54:52.521 --> 00:55:03.550
It doesn't seem like it was him from all reports, because now it seems like you even see that his fucking press secretary came out with a book that chicken.
00:55:11.902 --> 00:55:16.635
She's trying so hard to be like look guys, I was like put there, you know like I didn't even apply for that job.
00:55:16.655 --> 00:55:18.505
the whole time I was actually put there, I didn't even apply for that job.
00:55:18.525 --> 00:55:23.617
You guys ever hear that I was actually doing a tour of the White House and they just picked me the fuck out of there.
00:55:23.690 --> 00:55:25.818
You guys ever hear Stockholm Syndrome while I had it?
00:55:26.530 --> 00:55:29.269
Biden basically came out and was like I'm picking a black woman.
00:55:29.269 --> 00:55:31.409
He was like what the fuck?
00:55:31.449 --> 00:55:32.856
A black woman of lesbian color.
00:55:35.855 --> 00:55:37.840
Biden was like I need a lot of black women.
00:55:37.840 --> 00:55:42.018
I need a black woman president, I need a black woman vice president.
00:55:42.650 --> 00:55:44.800
Mr President, you are president, I'm sorry.
00:55:46.773 --> 00:55:48.297
Then let me get a press secretary.
00:55:48.869 --> 00:55:50.577
Can I get a press secretary that's black?
00:55:50.577 --> 00:55:53.057
Okay, we'll fill that one in, we'll find one for you.
00:55:53.751 --> 00:55:56.318
Can I get a swimming pool full with children?
00:55:56.599 --> 00:55:57.322
Is that around here?
00:55:57.322 --> 00:55:58.675
Do you want black ones or white ones?
00:55:58.889 --> 00:56:02.474
I want them all I want them to look at my hairs while I talk about cockroaches.
00:56:02.494 --> 00:56:03.418
I want them to touch my hair.
00:56:04.670 --> 00:56:10.164
When you go back into a lot of these things, even like the welfare and everything.
00:56:10.164 --> 00:56:15.873
They say that that was because the poor people were supposed to push towards the votes to people that got the welfare.
00:56:15.972 --> 00:56:16.393
It happens.
00:56:16.393 --> 00:56:17.094
That's how it goes down.
00:56:22.750 --> 00:56:23.695
That's what the Biden administration was See.
00:56:23.695 --> 00:56:32.416
Here's the crazy part is, once you actually get into America and you start making money and then you start rolling down your own path, you start switching sides.
00:56:32.416 --> 00:56:41.231
When you started off, you were Democrat and then you started making money and actually started making good good decisions, paying taxes, and then you're like trying to buy stuff, yeah, then you're like wait, hold on a second.
00:56:41.231 --> 00:56:41.612
I don't like.
00:56:41.612 --> 00:56:42.795
I don't like the way this is.
00:56:42.876 --> 00:56:57.802
I really want to go, I really want to go republican like I like republican side now that I'm actually making wealth and wanting to make a better country and I want a safe neighborhood for my family and I don't want men in my women's bathrooms and like.
00:56:57.882 --> 00:57:05.621
Well, I don't agree with that yeah, I want men in women's bathrooms, for sure, I definitely want women in men's bathrooms.
00:57:05.641 --> 00:57:12.523
I like the option, maybe not men in women's bathrooms, but women in men's bathrooms is perfectly fine.
00:57:12.570 --> 00:57:20.773
Well, one thing that definitely happened was we have bisexual bathrooms which is nice, yeah, I guess I guess I could piss anywhere now.
00:57:20.934 --> 00:57:21.777
Don't matter guys.
00:57:21.777 --> 00:57:27.077
Yeah, I like those old gender bathrooms, you're like room with the toilet, yeah, like fuck it.
00:57:28.630 --> 00:57:30.900
To be honest with you, I can't fight that logic.
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I will vote to have women allowed to option in men's bathrooms.
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If they want to take going there, then more power to them.
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But I'm just going to do a man thing in the man's bathroom.
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Yo, you're going to be privy to it.
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That was on last night with South Park.
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Cartman got his own bathroom.
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Oh yeah, he's whipping his toilet.
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He's like you're going to take it.
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You're going to take it.
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No one's in here to stop me.
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It's like I'm at home.
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He said I love it.
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Look at Mothid here.
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Look at him flying around.
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Yeah you see that Mothid appeared from Doug's hand when he fucking came.
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He's like ah moth that appeared from Doug's hand when he fucking came.
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He came out of his beard.
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The old gray bush we just got a bush, yeah well you know, get off the gray.
00:58:30.253 --> 00:58:34.507
And then there was something, the brown, and he was like the old dirty wizard.
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I'm like yeah, I guess I'm the old dirty wizard.
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It's boat season.
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We're about to get out there.
00:58:41.632 --> 00:58:44.114
You're definitely going to look like the fucking Gordon's Fisherman.
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I hope so.
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I hope I can live up to that kind of title Just fucking wear a red coat all the time.
00:58:54.141 --> 00:58:55.610
I mean, wasn't the Gordon's Fisherman?
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the best time on the islanders.
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Oh yeah.
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Yeah, I fucking thought Jersey.
00:59:03.230 --> 00:59:06.077
Yeah, the Gordon's Fisherman was the best time for them.
00:59:06.117 --> 00:59:09.295
Yeah, dougie Douchebeard, that would be a pirate name.
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Dougie.
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Douchebeard.
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Arr Sail the seven seas.
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Arr Dougie Douchebeard.
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Oh my God, Tell us a tale there, Dougie Doucheberry.
00:59:19.347 --> 00:59:21.797
Oh my God, Tell us a tale there, Dougie Doucheberry.
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I don't even know how to bring that one in or not.
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All right, you motherfuckers.
00:59:27.072 --> 00:59:28.456
When I was sailing in the inlets.
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I was sailing down under the Kiwis.
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Our sails faced the other way.
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Down there, you assholes.
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Alright.
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As always, we love you.
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We appreciate you.
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Thanks for coming and hanging out with us.
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This one's coming out within the week or two, so we appreciate you.
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I know.
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This was recorded in.
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What is it?
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June, I guess, just for all you guys, we're gonna put it in.
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Doug's treasure.
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Next week it's not January.
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We love you guys.
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Fuck these guys.
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Peace out Fuck.