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episode's description. I'm Billy, and this is Super Silly Stories
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for Kids. The craziest stories imaginable. Today's story request is
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for Avery. And Avery wants a story about a monster
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that copies you, but gets it slightly wrong. Well, okay, Avery.
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Here we go. Avery noticed the first copy on a Monday,
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which felt unfair because Mondays already try very hard to
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be terrible. She was walking down the school hallway when
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she caught a reflection in the glass of the trophy case.
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Avery waved. The reflection waved back. A second late. Avery
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frowned and waved again. The reflection waved again. Still late.
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And then, without thinking, and then without Avery moving at all,
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the reflection winked. Avery stopped walking. The reflection didn't. It
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kept moving forward while Avery stood still, smiling in the
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glass like it had its own schedule. Okay. Avery whispered. Nope,
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not today. The glass rippled like a stone had been
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dropped into it. Something slid out with a soft sound
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like socks on a gym floor. It looked exactly like Avery. Well, Mostly.
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Its clothes were inside out. Its shoelaces were tied wrong.
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It walked backward while facing forward, as if the world
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made more sense that way. It clapped. One beat late.
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Avery's mouth fell open. What are you? The copy opened
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its mouth. Nothing happened. Then, two seconds later, it says,
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What are you? Avery took a careful step back. The
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copy took a careful step forward. Backward. Never breaking eye contact.
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I didn't order this, Avery said. The copy nodded late.
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Didn't order this. Avery turned and ran. The copy ran too.
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Somehow keeping up while still moving backward. Like it had
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trained for this in a very confusing gym. They burst
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into class. Miss Foster looked up from the board. Avery,
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she asked. Avery pointed. That's not me. The copy arrived
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and announced two seconds later. That's not me. Mrs. Foster
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blinked twice and put down her marker very slowly. All right,
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she said. We will not scream. We will ask questions.
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The copy clapped late. Ask questions! Mrs Foster frowned. Why
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are your clothes inside out? The copy looked down, then up,
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then down again, like its brain was buffering. Inside out! Yeah!
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said the clone. Where did you come from? Miss Foster asked.
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The copy pointed at the trophy case, but the point
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happened after its arm had already lowered. Glass, it said.
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The glass stared. Someone giggled. The copy heard the giggle
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late and giggled back later like an echo that wanted attention.
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That was when the second ripple appeared. Another copy slid
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out of the trophy case. This one's arms moved in
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the wrong order. When it waved, it waved with its
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elbow first. When it smiled, the smile arrived after the teeth. Uh-oh,
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Avery muttered. They're multiplying. At recess, it got worse. The
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copies tried to play tag. They yelled, tag! if you
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want to hear the rest of this super silly story
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come on over and join our premium channel or supercast
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Hey, everyone. If you want more super silly stories for kids,
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then come and join our premium channel. You can find
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00:00:11.130 --> 00:00:15.019
this on your Apple Podcasts app or Supercast if you
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listen on Spotify and other platforms. As a member, you'll
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get bonus episodes every week, special shout-outs, and birthday requests. Plus,
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as a premium member, your story idea is guaranteed to
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make it on the show. So join now and let
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00:00:36.219 --> 00:00:40.240
the silliness begin. All links to join are in the
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episode's description. I'm Billy, and this is Super Silly Stories
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for Kids. The craziest stories imaginable. Today's story request is
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for Avery. And Avery wants a story about a monster
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that copies you, but gets it slightly wrong. Well, okay, Avery.
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Here we go. Avery noticed the first copy on a Monday,
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which felt unfair because Mondays already try very hard to
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be terrible. She was walking down the school hallway when
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she caught a reflection in the glass of the trophy case.
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Avery waved. The reflection waved back. A second late. Avery
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frowned and waved again. The reflection waved again. Still late.
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And then, without thinking, and then without Avery moving at all,
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the reflection winked. Avery stopped walking. The reflection didn't. It
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kept moving forward while Avery stood still, smiling in the
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glass like it had its own schedule. Okay. Avery whispered. Nope,
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not today. The glass rippled like a stone had been
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dropped into it. Something slid out with a soft sound
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like socks on a gym floor. It looked exactly like Avery. Well, Mostly.
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Its clothes were inside out. Its shoelaces were tied wrong.
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It walked backward while facing forward, as if the world
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made more sense that way. It clapped. One beat late.
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Avery's mouth fell open. What are you? The copy opened
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its mouth. Nothing happened. Then, two seconds later, it says,
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What are you? Avery took a careful step back. The
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copy took a careful step forward. Backward. Never breaking eye contact.
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I didn't order this, Avery said. The copy nodded late.
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Didn't order this. Avery turned and ran. The copy ran too.
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Somehow keeping up while still moving backward. Like it had
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trained for this in a very confusing gym. They burst
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into class. Miss Foster looked up from the board. Avery,
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she asked. Avery pointed. That's not me. The copy arrived
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and announced two seconds later. That's not me. Mrs. Foster
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blinked twice and put down her marker very slowly. All right,
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she said. We will not scream. We will ask questions.
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The copy clapped late. Ask questions! Mrs Foster frowned. Why
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are your clothes inside out? The copy looked down, then up,
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then down again, like its brain was buffering. Inside out! Yeah!
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said the clone. Where did you come from? Miss Foster asked.
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The copy pointed at the trophy case, but the point
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happened after its arm had already lowered. Glass, it said.
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The glass stared. Someone giggled. The copy heard the giggle
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late and giggled back later like an echo that wanted attention.
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That was when the second ripple appeared. Another copy slid
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out of the trophy case. This one's arms moved in
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the wrong order. When it waved, it waved with its
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elbow first. When it smiled, the smile arrived after the teeth. Uh-oh,
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Avery muttered. They're multiplying. At recess, it got worse. The
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copies tried to play tag. They yelled, tag! if you
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want to hear the rest of this super silly story
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come on over and join our premium channel or supercast
