S1 Chapter Two

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The following episode contains strong language and simulated acts of violence.
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May the fools be with you.
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The clone wars have ended, and the Great Jedi Purge has wiped out most of the galaxies' former heroes.
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Most survivors of the purge have taken refuge either in isolation or lay low amongst the heavily populated civilizations.
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I'm DFM and I'm playing Neloskay.
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I'm Richard Capucil and I'm playing Photon.
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I'm Hadin Castle and I'm playing Suzy.
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If Darth Vader can have any kind of salad, what kind of salad do you think Darth Vader would use?
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How does he put that through his slits?
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He doesn't put anything through his slits.
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He fucking liquefies it first.
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That's why I think it's kind of irrelevant what kind of salad he gets.
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Yeah, what kind of like vegetable nutrition flurry.
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Different salads have different things in them along with the dressing.
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And he can take his helmet off into the the sphere thing that's on the ship.
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True.
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Either way, he's got a taste different.
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I feel like to maximize his suffering, he would go with instead, like when you go to the restaurants, and instead of a salad, they give you like a wedge of lettuce with like a few shits dribbled on it.
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I think it's whole slaw.
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No.
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No, not whole slaw.
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Absolutely a wet salad.
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Oh, you think he's gonna get a wet salad?
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Yeah, I think he's gonna get a potato salad or a macaroni salad.
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Like an egg salad?
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Yeah.
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No, hey, listen, if you're listening out there in Podcast Land, if you like egg salad, lose my info.
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Okay.
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So last time we played, you guys.
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Last time was episode one, so there was a lot going on.
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Last time we played, you guys were doing a mission for Graboid?
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Graboid the Hut.
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His actual name is Gracchus the Hut.
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You guys were doing a mission for Gracchus the Hut.
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And you guys went to a hangar and you did some stuff and you came back.
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He killed a guy, I think.
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Yeah, there was definitely some dark side points handed out.
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I have no recollection of what you're talking about.
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I have a very good recollection of when Susie straight up shoot murdered that guy.
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As you guys haven't even been heart.
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As you guys were leaving, you guys were hunted down kind of by Imperials, lost control of your ship, and started to crash in the lower levels of Narshada where your ship was disabled.
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A Lambda class shuttle landed on the ground in front of you guys while you were inspecting your ship, and the ramp descended, and an armored figure began to descend, and that's where we left off.
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Do I need to like roll anything for how much dookies in my pants right now?
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Or like should we all roll that?
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Roll a charisma check.
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What is my name?
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Can't see with the weird ass lights.
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17.
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It is a mystery.
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17.
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16.
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Starting off strong with an 18.
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And so Nellow's Cop is it's a little juicy down there.
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But the other two, Photon, Susie, you kind of hold your ground.
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You're ready for this.
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You're dry.
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You're dry.
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What does he get for dookie so much?
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He doesn't do so much.
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No, it's more like your butthole is pretty fucking clenched.
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Okay.
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I say you get to minus one.
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I would have said it was more of a spiritual shark.
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A shard of the soul.
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A shark of the soul.
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Would I have felt a disturbance in the force?
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I can't answer that.
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There was a disturbance in my trousers.
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So the armored figure begins to descend the ramp.
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Um, you guys are kind of holding your ground.
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The armored figure does have a helmet that is black.
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There is a side cape coming off of one shoulder.
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There is a lightsaber at the hilt, um, and it is kind of generic black armor.
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You also see flanked on either side of him are four stormtrooper-esque people in black armor as well that do not make a sound.
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Uh, at the side of the lightsaber, I do a sharp inhale.
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So I'm assuming I'll go ahead, I'm sorry.
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Oh.
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Um If I remember correctly, I failed at trying to fix the ship.
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You failed to fix well, you figured out what was wrong with it, but you failed to fix it.
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Like you don't have the parts to do it.
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Okay, so we're kind of in a shit situation.
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We need to probably get the fuck out of here.
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Yeah, but we don't have what far away are they?
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Like, did they like land like real close and just d drop the ship down like that?
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I would say the bottom of the ramp is probably 40 feet from you.
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Um, so they can easily hear us if we were to call out to them.
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Yeah.
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Um I'm not sure how to address someone who wants to hurt me.
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You don't know that he wants to hurt you.
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He may not want to hurt you.
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He may want to kill you aimlessly.
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You never know that.
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That's a really good point.
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Hello!
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Think it would hurt.
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Um, the figure with the lightsaber will say.
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This is unexpected.
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The Padawan of my NATO.
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It has been a long time.
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And he's gonna turn to one of the figures next to him and say, I want the gi alive.
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Kill the other two.
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And he's gonna turn and head back up the ramp.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, alright.
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You got it, son.
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Well, we should have said something when we had the chance.
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Oh well.
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Does the ship have any weapon?
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Uh the the robar lilac robar lilac.
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My ship.
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Uh does have a medium laser cannon.
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Oh, really?
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Yes.
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It does.
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Does it say what direction it faces?
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This one?
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Yeah.
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Like is it a back?
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No, it does not specify which direction it faces.
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I don't know if that really matters necessarily.
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It does, and there's also a penalty for shooting at targets that are size categories smaller than.
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I didn't say I was shooting at the people.
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I'm just gett letting you know in advance.
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What was I actually?
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He's shooting at us, his friends.
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Yeah.
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I won't let you kill me.
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I'll kill me.
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The I'm gonna say they're gonna act as one unit on this turn.
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And they'll they get one attack, but it'll reduce the penalty for attacking with auto fire.
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How are you guys arranging?
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Oh, I have it's just kind of in a line.
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Don't worry.
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Like they kind of came down and we kind of stopped and like.
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Walked through, looked around, fanned out a little.
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Okay.
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So I'm gonna say he can that group of them can hit two of you.
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And they will hit.
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Who's in the center?
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Uh on my drawing, I put me in the center.
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I imagine that, yes, uh Nell Nellos would not be in the center.
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So they are gonna go at Photon and Susie.
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Wow, just fuck a dumb Tweelick, I guess.
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23 against your reflex?
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Uh-oh.
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That may or may not hit.
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Well, this is 23 against your reflex defense.
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I think that hits.
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I'm glad you didn't shoot the dumb Tweelick.
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Thanks.
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What's a reflex?
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Uh 16.
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Botan, what's a reflex?
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Hi, 16.
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You're each gonna take 23 points of damage.
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Uh-oh.
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23 points of damage.
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Yeah.
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Oh, oh, step down the condition track too.
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How nice.
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They seem like nice people.
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Wait, if we recovered once.
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Wait, if I have a step down the condition track, but we had healed up since then, am I down two or am I still down one?
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Yeah, if any encounter you blow up back up the condition track.
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Okay.
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Are they so far away that I'm going to take a penalty for trying to shoot them?
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You would take a minus a two cleaner, but they're 40 feet away.
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Okay.
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So it depends on your gummy.
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It's just normal ass.
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Blaster carbine.
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Wait, so if they're 40 feet away.
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Point blank, no penalty is up to 30 squares.
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And one square is what, three feet?
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Five feet.
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Five feet.
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Okay, so.
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It's like 150 feet or 150.
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Yeah, so I'm I'm good to shoot without a penalty.
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Yeah.
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I got a feeling of that.
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Odd question.
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What's around us besides like so there's an alleyway to your right, alleyway to your left, there are skyscrapers essentially.
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There's straight up, but there's also lines like they would hang clothes or you can hang from.
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And then most of the buildings would have some sort of awning that comes off and comes down.
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Um there's a plethora of garbage and junk in the streets.
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No, this is all great.
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I just wanted to know.
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Yeah, it's stuff like that.
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If you if you can come up with something that you think might be in this sort of environment, we will together roll a check for it to see what's there.
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Okay, if it's justified?
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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I'm getting very like Kowloon walled city, but struck.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Um good reference.
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Thank you.
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I have a really stupid idea.
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That's DD.
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If it's stupid and it works, it's not stupid.
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Um Nellos is just gonna shoot his fucking gun.
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Because gun.
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Cause gun.
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Cause gun.
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He's gonna shoot at at specifically at one of the bird troopers.
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That you gave to him.
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Shot misses.
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Susie's turn.
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What would you like to do if you're moving your sweat?
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Um, walk back into the ship and fuck myself.
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Stick my thumb up my ass.
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Can't get it in there, my buttole's too tight.
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Does he have enough action spread?
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He halfway up the boarding room.
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Okay.
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But as a sweat action, you put your thumb in your butt.
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Through my trousers.
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Because I have the weird long tweelet nails.
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It's just oh.
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So the reason why I was asking is because follow-up question.
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Uh, is it feasible for me to pull using the force to pull down an awning to sort of like obstruct their view of us for if we were to run?
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Do you have the move object ability or force power?
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I have force powers.
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Which force powers?
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I have used the force power.
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That's a skill.
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Uh looking at my sheet on a side note, I think that's it.
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I don't have any more boxes that I think need to be figured out.
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But no promises.
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Um, alright.
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So, would it be possible to pull one of the awnings now and maybe lift the trash into a flurry for a second?
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Yes.
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Lift the trash into a flurry.
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Now I have a new decision.
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Um trash NATO's not sick.
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Yeah, but doesn't not a lot to block.
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Yeah, but an awning, how much is that gonna block?
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I don't know.
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Are they metal awnings?
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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They're like metal roof awnings.
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So probably not great, but it's something.
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I'm gonna do an awning.
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I'm gonna try to pull an awning to obstruct the view of us.
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Okay.
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Use the force check?
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Make it yeah, you're gonna make it use the force check.
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I got a 13.
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The results of your check determines the maximum size of the target you can lift.
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If the target is a creature, it gets a chance to resist.
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So you you fail.
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Oh, six.
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We needed at least a 15.
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Does anything even happen?
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Do I loosen it?
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No, you reach out into the force and you try and you know move this awning, and yeah, you move some of the bolts a little bit.
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Counterclockwise.
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Sick man! But nothing else happens beyond that.
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Can I take cover behind the ramp of our ship?
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Yeah.
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Sweet, that's what I'd like to do.
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What do you want to do with your swift action?
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I've been trying to remember everything I can do with swift action.
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My recommendation.
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Put a thumb up your ass.
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No.
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Um So you are now underneath the ramp where Nellis has his thumb up his ass.
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Yeah.
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And then I would like to use my swift action to start moving up the condition track.
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So confidence, too.
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There you go.
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Sound good.
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So I I just moved past it and it's it's done.
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Um You said that there's trash strewn about.
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Yes.
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Would I be able to find a trash can?
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Yes.
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Would I be able to find a full trash can?
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Make a investigation check.
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And that will be your action.
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Will I still be able to find a trash can?
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You'd be able to find a trash can, but you wouldn't be able to like shoot your gun.
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That would be my full action though?
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Yeah.
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It would be a standard action, yeah.
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Ah, so I wouldn't be able to even find a trash can without it.
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Like you could glance around and pick a trash can.
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I couldn't.
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You just didn't wouldn't know what's in it.
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Okay.
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You would be aware of the existence of cane.
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Okay, so would I be able to attach some detonate to the side of said trash can?
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Yes.
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And then throw it about as far as I can towards them.
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On your second turn, we could do the throw.
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Okay.
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The first turn would be setting the detonate.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Would I be able to use a swift action to check it after I've said it?
00:19:25.450 --> 00:19:25.930
Sure.
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I'm trying to create a smokescreen.
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Yeah.
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Ooh, such a big thing, but what's key?
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Uh gather information?
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No, you're you don't get to make a check.
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You just open the can and I tell you what's inside.
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Oh, okay.
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It's empty.
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Fuck! It was a one.
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You're kidding me.
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I'm not.
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I hate this.
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Alright.
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Well, I'm still gonna play my patch to the dead night.
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Um that's your swift, your move, and your action.
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Yep.
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And at this point they are going to fan out.
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And they are each gonna take a single shot, one at each of you.
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And then the other one will double up on Nellos.
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So, first one against Nelos.
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I'm in danger.
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Yes, you are.
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26.
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Against my reflex.
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Reflex is 16.
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You're pulling a lot of dice there, champ! 13 damage.
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Okay.
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Alright.
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Second one against you.
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That is a 12.
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That is a miss.
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Cool.
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So this one's gonna go against the Detonite Boy.
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Natural one.
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Ayy! Boy misses.
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Boy misses, slips on trash that is underneath his foot and without crime.
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Oh shit.
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Hell yeah.
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Um, and then the last shot will come at C Z.
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I'm very sorry for your loss.
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Not even if there's a ramp in the way.
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Oh, that's fair.
00:21:02.490 --> 00:21:05.930
You would get you'd get a m uh you'd get a minus two recover.
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Recover.
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I thought it was minus five.
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I think it's minus two, minus five, minus ten.
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So we can still see him even though oh, he's behind the minus five.
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Yeah.
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Fifteen.
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Sixteen!
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Hell yeah.
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I live to breathe.
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They are going to kneel down.
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Make themselves a little bit smaller to hit.
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Sick.
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That's dope.
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Um next up is Nellos.
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Um, is it a swift action to pull my thumb out of my ass, or is it a free action?
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It's a free action.
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A free action to pull my thumb out of my ass.
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Aim.
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That's a move action, is it not?
00:21:43.769 --> 00:21:45.289
It sounds like a move action.
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That's essentially what they're doing by kneeling down.
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Is taking aim.
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Oh, they already they fanned out.
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They moved twice.
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Okay.
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I see.
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Let me see.
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It might be.
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Cheat McGill right here.
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You might be right if that's the case, then they do not aim.
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Bitch.
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Well, that's your fucking GM, dog.
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You're running that shit on.
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I'm about to try and run if they're.
00:22:05.450 --> 00:22:06.810
Well, they're burge troopers.
00:22:06.890 --> 00:22:11.050
They probably have some shit where it's like once per turn you can do busted and shit.
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They've got some stuff.
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I'm sure they do.
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I don't like the way you said about that.
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It's a matter of the aim is two swift actions.
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So they do not aim.
00:22:24.170 --> 00:22:24.490
Okay.
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So I'm gonna use both of my swifts to aim.
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You ignore all of their cover bonuses.
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I thought it gives you a plus two.
00:22:37.050 --> 00:22:41.450
If you have the careful shot feature, you gain a plus one bonus on your attack roll.
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Do I have careful shot?
00:22:43.050 --> 00:22:47.050
If you have the dead IP, you deal extra damage when you take the time to aim.
00:22:47.370 --> 00:22:49.289
No, I don't have careful shot.
00:22:53.610 --> 00:22:57.690
Come on, guys! No, I don't have careful shot.
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Okay.
00:22:59.050 --> 00:23:04.250
So I won't be aiming because aiming is dumb and for losers and they don't have covered, so it doesn't matter.
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Is there a way I can like hole up in like the side, like just poking my shit out just a little bit?
00:23:13.529 --> 00:23:18.250
You would spend your move action to get down the ramp and around it so that you two are both benefiting.
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I mean like more up the ramp.
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Like more towards the inside of my ship.
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Where I can potentially close a ramp.
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Like let's say.
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Theoretically, um, if they were to come in themselves.
00:23:31.769 --> 00:23:45.529
If they were to theoretically come in and let's say, I'm I'm not saying that I would ever do this, but let's say they were to like they were after like a former Jedi Padawan, and like I wanted to save my own skin.
00:23:45.769 --> 00:23:47.050
Yeah, yeah, I saw this.
00:23:47.529 --> 00:23:55.210
I could do so theoretically, hypothetically, in Minecraft easier from inside the ship.
00:23:55.610 --> 00:23:58.730
So or is that just too much fuckery?
00:23:58.890 --> 00:24:02.810
The bottom of your ship is level and the ramp descends down on an angle.
00:24:03.050 --> 00:24:06.810
Yeah, but is the ramp the whole wall?
00:24:06.970 --> 00:24:09.930
Or is there a little alcove where would you be a little bit more?
00:24:10.090 --> 00:24:12.650
Oh, they'd be they'd be too far away because geometry.
00:24:12.890 --> 00:24:13.050
Yeah.
00:24:13.370 --> 00:24:14.410
Okay, you fucking safe.
00:24:14.650 --> 00:24:18.970
Like, I mean you can drop your gun down and just not really know what you're shooting at.
00:24:22.170 --> 00:24:25.450
Um, okay, so yeah, I'll get on the other side of where uh Susie is.
00:24:27.370 --> 00:24:36.570
Two motherfuckers behind this ramp! Well I just appreciate him not pulling up my cover into this shit and leaving me just squatting down there.
00:24:37.610 --> 00:24:40.890
Just taking a duke in the middle of the ball city.
00:24:41.769 --> 00:24:43.690
On with his fucking tunic.
00:24:44.330 --> 00:24:46.090
Tunic up, hands down.
00:24:46.410 --> 00:24:48.170
I just have it playing in my head.
00:24:48.250 --> 00:24:52.330
We're like, the ramp is going up just to reveal me squatting there.
00:24:54.490 --> 00:24:57.850
Metal gear solid noise of like bottom bell.
00:24:58.810 --> 00:25:00.730
Yeah, little exclamation point.
00:25:00.890 --> 00:25:04.330
Uh so yeah, I'm gonna get into an advantageous position and take a shot.
00:25:04.570 --> 00:25:04.810
Okay.
00:25:05.690 --> 00:25:13.850
Uh so your shot misses just goes right down the road.
00:25:14.009 --> 00:25:15.130
Yeah, I know what misses.
00:25:15.370 --> 00:25:16.570
There it goes another one.
00:25:19.610 --> 00:25:21.930
The graveyard claims another soul.
00:25:23.289 --> 00:25:26.490
Melos, I'm not quite sure how we're gonna get out of this one.
00:25:26.730 --> 00:25:28.730
I don't fucking know either.
00:25:29.130 --> 00:25:31.130
I feel like we're a little outpowered.
00:25:31.370 --> 00:25:32.730
Are you fucking think?
00:25:33.850 --> 00:25:35.690
The fuck are we gonna do?
00:25:36.330 --> 00:25:40.009
I think it's time for the old Jedi trick of running.
00:25:44.250 --> 00:25:44.810
What?
00:25:46.730 --> 00:25:48.170
So, question.
00:25:48.490 --> 00:25:49.210
Answer.
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Could I have could could I have?
00:25:52.810 --> 00:25:58.490
Could Susie hold like an action to force push this fucking trash can?
00:25:58.650 --> 00:26:00.170
I don't know if you want to do that.
00:26:00.410 --> 00:26:02.810
I have no idea that the trash can't even armed, man.
00:26:02.890 --> 00:26:04.009
I'm sitting behind a ramp.
00:26:04.170 --> 00:26:04.890
That's fair.
00:26:06.009 --> 00:26:07.850
On your turn, you can shout to him.
00:26:08.170 --> 00:26:08.490
Yeah.
00:26:08.730 --> 00:26:12.170
And by that time you could have just thrown it.
00:26:12.410 --> 00:26:12.570
Yeah.
00:26:12.810 --> 00:26:15.610
I don't think I'm gonna be able to throw it 40 feet though.
00:26:15.930 --> 00:26:23.690
The plan was to throw it as far as I could with trash in it, and I'm gonna try again to cause a distraction for us to flee.
00:26:24.009 --> 00:26:24.330
Okay.
00:26:25.050 --> 00:26:28.970
Uh this time I'm gonna use the force to do the trash flurry idea.
00:26:31.370 --> 00:26:31.610
Okay.
00:26:32.330 --> 00:26:36.009
Um, you have to make a use the force check, but you do not expend the force power.
00:26:36.330 --> 00:26:38.009
I don't have to expend another point.
00:26:38.170 --> 00:26:38.330
No.
00:26:38.570 --> 00:26:38.970
Oh, cool.
00:26:40.490 --> 00:26:43.450
Whoa! Nine.
00:26:44.090 --> 00:26:45.289
It's trash.
00:26:45.529 --> 00:26:50.490
So you go to force push a trash can that's full of trash.
00:26:50.730 --> 00:26:53.050
It just you said there's trash on the ground, right?
00:26:53.130 --> 00:26:53.370
Oh yeah.
00:26:53.529 --> 00:26:59.130
I just want to lift that and make a little So it like lifts up like maybe four feet and just falls right backwards.
00:27:00.170 --> 00:27:03.450
I imagine it's like this big Kamehameha buildup.
00:27:04.970 --> 00:27:07.289
And a fucking trash bin just goes.
00:27:08.330 --> 00:27:10.009
It just falls over.
00:27:10.410 --> 00:27:12.090
And some trash falls out.
00:27:12.330 --> 00:27:13.690
I am the worst Jedi.
00:27:14.410 --> 00:27:17.529
He's like the fucking Avatar of the Airbender over here.
00:27:17.769 --> 00:27:21.450
Now, if it were to be slicing people, I could be better at that.
00:27:21.610 --> 00:27:23.050
Why don't you try something dark sidey?
00:27:23.210 --> 00:27:24.009
Yeah, yeah.
00:27:24.330 --> 00:27:27.289
Why don't you try like choking someone to death or like genocide?
00:27:28.170 --> 00:27:29.930
I mean fate's fate.
00:27:31.450 --> 00:29:02.610
Oh, are you gonna spend another swift to go up?
00:29:03.090 --> 00:29:05.970
Well, we both kind of committed to hiding behind the ramp for now.
00:29:06.130 --> 00:29:08.289
Well, I guess I can't no up the condition track.
00:29:08.529 --> 00:29:09.250
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:29:09.330 --> 00:29:09.490
Yeah.
00:29:09.570 --> 00:29:11.170
I'm probably meant up the ramp, yeah.
00:29:11.410 --> 00:29:11.570
No.
00:29:11.810 --> 00:29:13.250
Well, that would be a move.
00:29:13.570 --> 00:29:14.210
Yeah.
00:29:14.850 --> 00:29:15.410
Sorry.
00:29:15.650 --> 00:29:20.690
Okay, so your two your two swifts towards moving up the condition track.
00:29:21.090 --> 00:29:21.410
Sweet.
00:29:21.650 --> 00:29:21.810
Cool.
00:29:22.690 --> 00:29:25.890
How far away are the alleyways to our sides?
00:29:26.450 --> 00:29:27.090
30 feet?
00:29:27.250 --> 00:29:33.250
Well, I'm picturing you off to one side, so like 20 feet to the closer one, 40 feet to the other one.
00:29:33.490 --> 00:29:33.810
Okay.
00:29:34.210 --> 00:29:36.210
But 20 for him would be 40 for me.
00:29:36.450 --> 00:29:37.730
Not necessarily though.
00:29:38.050 --> 00:29:41.810
You gotta move like straight and then go 30 either way.
00:29:42.050 --> 00:29:42.370
Okay.
00:29:42.610 --> 00:29:43.650
Because you're off a ramp.
00:29:43.730 --> 00:29:44.930
No, you're behind a ramp.
00:29:45.170 --> 00:29:45.970
I don't know, man.
00:29:46.130 --> 00:29:48.050
It's like 30 feet either direction.
00:29:48.370 --> 00:29:49.970
Directions and shit, man!
00:29:50.210 --> 00:29:53.090
So this map box that is.
00:29:53.330 --> 00:29:56.610
Is it is the one closest to me 30 feet away?
00:29:56.769 --> 00:29:57.250
20 feet.
00:29:57.490 --> 00:29:58.210
20 feet away.
00:29:58.370 --> 00:30:00.130
Alright, that's all I need to know.
00:30:01.410 --> 00:30:09.250
Um, I want to just kick the trash can as far as I fucking can.
00:30:09.650 --> 00:30:16.850
And then run to the closest alleyway and call out to them and essentially say, let's dip into this alleyway.
00:30:17.250 --> 00:30:18.769
We're gonna make a character.
00:30:19.090 --> 00:30:20.850
Make a strength check.
00:30:23.730 --> 00:30:24.610
It's in that one.
00:30:24.769 --> 00:30:29.890
No, that's a 10, but so I didn't want it to be in that one, but I really wanted it to be in that one.
00:30:30.130 --> 00:30:34.690
You start this Kamehameha like action, and then you give the big boot to the fucking trash can just go.
00:30:36.450 --> 00:30:36.769
Oh.
00:30:37.570 --> 00:30:41.890
So I actually roll a 12 and then do it anymore.
00:30:42.210 --> 00:30:46.370
I'm gonna say it moves 10 feet towards the opponents.
00:30:46.690 --> 00:30:48.529
So it the trash can is 30 feet.
00:30:49.410 --> 00:30:51.009
I'm going to the fucking alleyway.
00:30:51.730 --> 00:30:58.529
And then uh The mental image I have is him just like going, boom!
00:31:03.170 --> 00:31:05.650
It's not like it rolled something.
00:31:05.970 --> 00:31:12.690
It's like it slowly just gonna take until the year start of your next turn to get there.
00:31:13.009 --> 00:31:17.810
Like, I don't like the office, but it's very reminiscent of when they did parkour.
00:31:17.970 --> 00:31:18.370
Yes.
00:31:18.610 --> 00:31:29.890
Oh, I was gonna say it was the uh self-defense training where it's like slap, scream, run, and Creed gets up and he baps one of them on the back, then goes, and then he runs out of the room.
00:31:30.450 --> 00:31:33.009
Guys, get to the alleyway over by me!
00:31:33.330 --> 00:31:36.130
Tell him, like, hey, let's get the fuck out of here.
00:31:36.529 --> 00:31:38.289
Awesome! I'm in cover.
00:31:39.009 --> 00:31:41.570
So you guys are both in cover behind the ramp.
00:31:41.810 --> 00:31:42.610
Hell yeah, we are.
00:31:42.850 --> 00:31:44.210
Granting you ramp life.
00:31:44.450 --> 00:31:47.890
I'm gonna say it's grant- I'm gonna It's supposed to give a penalty to the attacker.
00:31:48.050 --> 00:31:50.610
I'm just gonna give you guys a plus five to your rebox for this attack.
00:31:50.850 --> 00:31:51.330
Oh yeah.
00:31:52.930 --> 00:31:58.450
So, because photon is not really an option anymore, it's gonna come for you two.
00:31:59.330 --> 00:32:01.890
So, two attacks against Nellos first.
00:32:02.769 --> 00:32:03.250
That one.
00:32:03.970 --> 00:32:06.050
So, first one's a 15.
00:32:06.370 --> 00:32:06.690
Nice.
00:32:07.009 --> 00:32:08.450
The other one is a 23.
00:32:08.690 --> 00:32:09.250
Yeah.
00:32:13.410 --> 00:32:14.529
It's a lot of dice.
00:32:15.090 --> 00:32:15.890
11 damage.
00:32:16.130 --> 00:32:16.930
That's not bad.
00:32:17.250 --> 00:32:18.529
This one's coming at Suzy.
00:32:19.170 --> 00:32:20.450
These two are coming at Suzy.
00:32:20.769 --> 00:32:21.250
Not like you.
00:32:21.410 --> 00:32:23.090
You get a plus five year reflex.
00:32:24.930 --> 00:32:27.650
Why can't more things use my fortitude defense?
00:32:28.370 --> 00:32:29.330
Stop smiling.
00:32:30.210 --> 00:32:31.009
Do you crit?
00:32:31.170 --> 00:32:31.490
Uh-oh.
00:32:31.650 --> 00:32:33.009
Susie's dead.
00:32:33.570 --> 00:32:35.009
Someone Q Old Anside.
00:32:35.330 --> 00:32:35.810
Doesn't he?
00:32:36.210 --> 00:32:38.210
Gotta drag a corpse now.
00:32:40.450 --> 00:32:41.410
Kill the main character.
00:32:41.570 --> 00:32:42.130
Yeah, I am.
00:32:43.650 --> 00:32:44.050
Jeez.
00:32:45.009 --> 00:32:45.650
Yeah.
00:32:46.610 --> 00:32:53.330
So the bla he's gonna shoot, and his shot is gonna make it through the armor on the ramp, and it's gonna hit you for.
00:32:53.650 --> 00:32:58.210
Let's say the ramp reduces some damage, so it'll hit you for six damage.
00:32:58.370 --> 00:33:02.610
So you'll be at like quote unquote negative three, but you'll be unconscious.
00:33:02.769 --> 00:33:03.090
Okay.
00:33:06.050 --> 00:33:08.690
Fuuuuck! Fun game does.
00:33:09.490 --> 00:33:15.090
Um like Suicide Squad, just different Jedi Padawans keep rolling.
00:33:17.490 --> 00:33:21.330
Standard action to pick up his lifeless ass body, I assume.
00:33:21.490 --> 00:33:21.890
Yep.
00:33:22.130 --> 00:33:26.130
Move action to run into the what's it?
00:33:26.289 --> 00:33:27.250
What do they call those?
00:33:27.410 --> 00:33:27.810
Alleys.
00:33:27.890 --> 00:33:28.050
I will.
00:33:28.450 --> 00:33:29.170
They call them alleys.
00:33:29.970 --> 00:33:35.090
Um do I need to roll anything to pick him up to make sure I'm not like strength?
00:33:35.410 --> 00:33:36.450
So this is a plus two.
00:33:36.690 --> 00:33:38.769
This is the fourth.
00:33:39.810 --> 00:33:42.210
No, third, 20-sided die I've rolled.
00:33:42.370 --> 00:33:42.690
Yes.
00:33:42.930 --> 00:33:44.769
I haven't gotten more than a five today.
00:33:45.090 --> 00:33:45.810
Correct.
00:33:47.490 --> 00:33:53.330
That's uh total of twelve! Okay, so you lift the letter's body that is not resisting against you.
00:33:56.050 --> 00:33:56.690
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00:33:57.090 --> 00:33:57.810
We'll be right back.
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Yeah, probably.
00:35:39.809 --> 00:35:39.969
Really?
00:35:41.889 --> 00:35:42.690
Well, I guess they're tall.
00:35:42.849 --> 00:35:43.730
It's not a fish.
00:35:44.529 --> 00:35:47.489
I forgot to tell you the time on the timer.
00:35:48.130 --> 00:35:50.289
I know, we kind of just yeah, you're right.
00:35:51.090 --> 00:35:52.529
What's the time on the timer?
00:35:52.769 --> 00:35:54.769
Uh 12 seconds.
00:35:55.329 --> 00:35:57.090
So next round it'll go off.
00:35:57.329 --> 00:35:57.570
Yeah.
00:35:57.730 --> 00:35:57.969
Yeah.
00:35:58.130 --> 00:35:58.529
Why not?
00:35:58.610 --> 00:35:58.769
Okay.
00:35:59.090 --> 00:36:00.610
Uh and I'm I'm gonna book it.
00:36:01.329 --> 00:36:04.769
Okay, so you would get the you would get to the alleyway.
00:36:05.090 --> 00:36:05.409
Okay.
00:36:06.210 --> 00:36:09.409
You're like in the opening of the alleyway, occurring Megalin.
00:36:10.210 --> 00:36:12.449
Nobody on the podcast knows what I did.
00:36:12.929 --> 00:36:13.650
I thought it was.
00:36:13.809 --> 00:36:16.529
It's uh it's kind of like the Heisman pose.
00:36:16.690 --> 00:36:17.009
Yeah.
00:36:17.570 --> 00:36:21.170
But um if it was done by an anime boy.
00:36:21.409 --> 00:36:21.570
Yeah.
00:36:23.329 --> 00:36:23.570
Kinda.
00:36:23.889 --> 00:36:24.610
I should hope not.
00:36:24.849 --> 00:36:28.529
If I understand it correctly, when you go to zero HP, you can't go to negative HP.
00:36:28.610 --> 00:36:29.489
You just go to zero.
00:36:29.650 --> 00:36:29.969
Yeah.
00:36:30.610 --> 00:36:38.849
So that means you would gain H if he passed his DC 10 constitution check, he would go up to 3 HP.
00:36:39.090 --> 00:36:40.130
After 10 rounds, yeah.
00:36:40.210 --> 00:36:40.449
Yeah.
00:36:40.690 --> 00:36:41.170
Suzy.
00:36:41.889 --> 00:36:45.009
Give me a memory from the child like the flashes before your eyes.
00:36:45.250 --> 00:36:49.090
So the memory uh going as, because I don't want to do Susie's voice right now.
00:36:49.250 --> 00:36:54.050
Uh Suzy sees himself as a kid once again in Doran's Academy.
00:36:54.210 --> 00:36:54.529
Right?
00:36:54.690 --> 00:37:05.570
Uh it's just some real casual memories at first, you know, school, homework, good times with friends, and then uh just uh flash real quick of when the Jedi arrived to take him away.
00:37:06.210 --> 00:37:16.529
So from the alleyway, I'm going to I guess take a shot at one of these purge troopers.
00:37:16.690 --> 00:37:19.889
Um it's what a minus what to hit?
00:37:20.130 --> 00:37:21.009
At a purge trooper?
00:37:21.409 --> 00:37:21.730
Yeah.
00:37:21.889 --> 00:37:25.170
I thought we decided upon, like, since they're at a distance.
00:37:26.849 --> 00:37:31.090
But you were also 10 feet into the alleyway, so you'd have to get back out of the alleyway to shoot.
00:37:31.730 --> 00:37:31.969
Wait.
00:37:32.289 --> 00:37:33.329
You'd have to peek.
00:37:33.489 --> 00:37:38.449
You ran 30 feet and the alley was 20 feet away, so you went, assuming you moved your whole movement.
00:37:38.849 --> 00:37:42.210
I thought part of my movement was used for the trash can.
00:37:42.529 --> 00:37:43.489
Oh, that was your standard action.
00:37:43.730 --> 00:37:45.170
So you're like here, alright?
00:37:45.329 --> 00:37:48.929
But the purge troopers are like here, so you'd have to come out here to shoot that.
00:37:49.170 --> 00:37:49.889
Yeah, no, I understand.
00:37:50.050 --> 00:37:58.130
Wow, I didn't realize one of the differences between fifth edition and saga edition is you cannot split your movement.
00:37:58.449 --> 00:37:58.849
I can.
00:37:59.490 --> 00:38:00.530
What feat is it?
00:38:00.690 --> 00:38:01.650
I can't remember what he's called.
00:38:02.130 --> 00:38:02.849
Running attack.
00:38:03.010 --> 00:38:03.570
Come, go.
00:38:04.130 --> 00:38:04.930
I made sure.
00:38:05.250 --> 00:38:12.530
Um I'm gonna move I'm gonna move ten feet out to just basically be right at the edge.
00:38:12.769 --> 00:38:14.530
And yeah, take a shot.
00:38:14.769 --> 00:38:16.930
Um 21.
00:38:17.170 --> 00:38:18.450
21 will hit.
00:38:19.090 --> 00:38:21.970
Alrighty, bro, damage.
00:38:25.250 --> 00:38:27.889
Uh seven plus attack.
00:38:28.210 --> 00:38:28.369
Okay.
00:38:28.849 --> 00:38:29.809
Just ice.
00:38:30.050 --> 00:38:30.450
Just dice?
00:38:30.769 --> 00:38:31.090
For range.
00:38:32.450 --> 00:38:33.010
Seven.
00:38:33.730 --> 00:38:35.809
So one of them will take seven damage.
00:38:35.889 --> 00:38:37.570
They are not moved down the damage threshold.
00:38:37.650 --> 00:38:41.570
It hits them in the shoulder and they kind of bounce back, and then they you kind of see a main at you.
00:38:42.769 --> 00:38:44.930
Oh, you get back into the hour.
00:38:45.090 --> 00:38:45.329
Yeah.
00:38:45.570 --> 00:38:48.289
We're playing the game of chicken with this purge trooper.
00:38:50.210 --> 00:38:51.730
Just one of them or all four of them?
00:38:52.050 --> 00:38:57.490
So next up is the purge troopers, who are all four going to advance towards you guys.
00:38:57.730 --> 00:39:02.050
They will spend their move and their standard to move 60 feet.
00:39:02.289 --> 00:39:02.610
Oh!
00:39:03.250 --> 00:39:07.730
All four of them are gonna be immediately with you two, with Photon or with Susie and Mellos.
00:39:08.050 --> 00:39:09.170
So, question.
00:39:09.490 --> 00:39:11.809
As they move, what happens with the detonite?
00:39:11.970 --> 00:39:12.610
That's a good question.
00:39:12.769 --> 00:39:13.409
Oh yeah.
00:39:13.650 --> 00:39:16.210
So it is gonna blow up as they're passing by.
00:39:18.130 --> 00:39:19.889
Photon did something!
00:39:20.210 --> 00:39:25.490
Potentially! Hey! Potentially did something! Fucking episode zero.
00:39:25.809 --> 00:39:27.809
Take the shit out of that trash down now.
00:39:29.250 --> 00:39:33.889
5D six sweet shin music, that motherfucker.
00:39:34.289 --> 00:39:35.010
5d6.
00:39:36.849 --> 00:39:39.730
10 17 21.
00:39:40.050 --> 00:39:42.769
So, three of them are gonna move down the condition tracks.
00:39:42.930 --> 00:39:44.450
They're thrown by the blast.
00:39:44.690 --> 00:39:46.210
One of them is dead completely.
00:39:46.450 --> 00:39:47.170
Oh my.
00:39:47.490 --> 00:39:48.050
Oh lord.
00:39:48.450 --> 00:39:49.329
You kill them.
00:39:49.490 --> 00:39:50.289
So boom.
00:39:50.450 --> 00:39:51.409
I didn't go on the hell.
00:39:51.570 --> 00:39:55.010
The remaining three, they are struggling to get up.
00:39:55.250 --> 00:39:55.809
Second question.
00:39:55.970 --> 00:39:58.130
And they will not make it to the alleyway.
00:39:58.450 --> 00:40:02.769
Um, I'm going to continue to move down the alleyway.
00:40:03.170 --> 00:40:14.210
Um, I am keeping my eyes open for anything that looks like a uh doctor, maybe a medical professional, a medical amateur, a medical hobbyist.
00:40:16.849 --> 00:40:19.170
Roll me a D20.
00:40:19.490 --> 00:40:20.610
Like the medical hobbyist.
00:40:20.930 --> 00:40:21.250
18.
00:40:21.809 --> 00:40:23.250
You find a doctor.
00:40:23.409 --> 00:40:24.769
There's a doctor's office.
00:40:26.289 --> 00:40:26.610
Okay.
00:40:27.090 --> 00:40:30.610
Um kick that door down.
00:40:31.090 --> 00:40:33.090
We're still, they're still here.
00:40:33.889 --> 00:40:37.490
We're just gonna go to a doctor right next to the combat?
00:40:37.809 --> 00:40:38.450
Yes.
00:40:39.170 --> 00:40:41.650
Ah! This is a Melos decision.
00:40:41.730 --> 00:40:42.050
It's not.
00:40:43.250 --> 00:40:46.450
No, I'm just I'm just making my opinion known.
00:40:47.010 --> 00:40:54.369
I am going to drop him on the counter.
00:40:57.409 --> 00:40:59.010
Fix my friend up.
00:40:59.250 --> 00:41:01.250
Money ain't an option.
00:41:01.570 --> 00:41:02.610
Gotta go.
00:41:03.010 --> 00:41:07.409
And I'm going to make my way back oot the door.
00:41:07.889 --> 00:41:10.769
So you told him money isn't an option to pay him.
00:41:11.329 --> 00:41:12.050
No, I'm sorry.
00:41:12.369 --> 00:41:14.210
Sir, do you have insurance?
00:41:15.650 --> 00:41:17.570
He's got a credit chip on him.
00:41:17.809 --> 00:41:19.570
The copay is a thousand credit.
00:41:19.730 --> 00:41:21.090
I'm sorry, money is no option.
00:41:24.130 --> 00:41:25.570
Object, option.
00:41:25.889 --> 00:41:29.010
Nolos is a little stressed right now.
00:41:29.329 --> 00:41:29.970
That's fair.
00:41:30.369 --> 00:41:37.809
Okay, Suzy, give me the childhood memory of you first meeting your Jedi master.
00:41:38.050 --> 00:41:39.570
Oh god, this is very specific.
00:41:39.650 --> 00:41:41.010
I was not prepared for this.
00:41:41.250 --> 00:41:56.930
So meeting my Nato, uh, Suzy being Suzy had this sort of built-up mental image, mostly from you know, the studies, reading, um, from what people have said, the idea of what being a Jedi is, you know, the pressure had been built up.
00:41:57.010 --> 00:42:11.409
Um, so Susie was shaking, nervous, but then, you know, the moment my Neto opened up his mouth and just greeted Suzy and the heartwarming smile, it all sort of melted away and you know, felt something through the force with my NATO then.
00:42:12.050 --> 00:42:13.090
Fucking nerd.
00:42:15.010 --> 00:42:18.369
Ew, emotions, ew! Gross.
00:42:19.010 --> 00:42:21.730
So I'd assume two of them are still grouped up, right?
00:42:22.210 --> 00:42:25.329
There would be like two next to each other and then one that's a little further back.
00:42:25.650 --> 00:42:38.690
So I'm gonna go back go back to the edge of the alley and then try to take an automatic fire shot at two of them.
00:42:39.010 --> 00:42:39.250
Okay.
00:42:46.210 --> 00:42:49.170
That's what, four plus three, seven?
00:42:49.329 --> 00:42:52.130
So when an auto fire misses, you still deal with half damage.
00:42:52.289 --> 00:42:52.930
Oh, I do?
00:42:53.570 --> 00:42:54.130
Oh, okay.
00:42:54.210 --> 00:42:55.490
I did not know that.
00:42:57.170 --> 00:42:57.730
15?
00:42:58.210 --> 00:42:59.010
They're all done.
00:42:59.170 --> 00:43:00.450
Or those two are done.
00:43:00.769 --> 00:43:03.010
Those on the ground unconscious.
00:43:03.329 --> 00:43:05.570
I'm literally unconscious.
00:43:06.450 --> 00:43:11.970
I literally put him in a medical facility to get him unconscious.
00:43:12.450 --> 00:43:16.690
Next is gonna be the purge trooper, and he is gonna make his way to the alley.
00:43:16.849 --> 00:43:21.329
So the final remaining um purge trooper is gonna get to the alleyway.
00:43:21.570 --> 00:43:27.570
You can see the two you, Nellos and Photon, and he's going to chuck a grenade.
00:43:27.889 --> 00:43:29.409
How does it feel?
00:43:30.050 --> 00:43:31.250
Feels bad.
00:43:32.210 --> 00:43:33.650
So it'll only hit Nellos.
00:43:33.970 --> 00:43:38.530
Oh, that's fine.
00:43:38.769 --> 00:43:39.490
Not for long.
00:43:39.809 --> 00:43:41.329
14 damage to you.
00:43:42.130 --> 00:43:47.570
As this frag grenade opens up and splinters come out and pierce pretty much every body.
00:43:48.050 --> 00:43:52.849
Ouch! Oh, he's gonna spend his he's gonna spend his swift to start going up the condition track.
00:43:53.730 --> 00:43:56.450
Uh, I'm going to point my gun at him.
00:43:56.610 --> 00:44:01.409
You melee mouth, little son of a bitch! And I'm gonna fire it at him.
00:44:02.289 --> 00:44:04.769
And I'm gonna roll a 21 total.
00:44:05.090 --> 00:44:05.730
That'll hit.
00:44:05.970 --> 00:44:09.250
It's gonna hit for three d8s.
00:44:09.809 --> 00:44:11.650
Plus two of damage.
00:44:12.369 --> 00:44:13.970
16 demods.
00:44:14.130 --> 00:44:14.930
He's dead.
00:44:15.170 --> 00:44:15.809
Good.
00:44:16.690 --> 00:44:19.409
I'm gonna follow it up with a cross chop.
00:44:21.730 --> 00:44:21.970
Yeah.
00:44:22.530 --> 00:44:24.450
Swift action or manly?
00:44:24.769 --> 00:44:29.250
Uh no, I'm gonna wait until the next round and take a full action to like wind it up.
00:44:29.570 --> 00:44:31.730
Oh, this set up a full round.
00:44:32.050 --> 00:44:33.730
So that is the end of combat.
00:44:33.970 --> 00:44:39.650
Okay, um, gonna book my ass back into the doctor's office and find out uh what's going on.
00:44:40.210 --> 00:44:40.930
What's the sitch?
00:44:41.170 --> 00:44:43.570
Oh my weird fish friend.
00:44:43.809 --> 00:44:46.930
Susie, give me the first memory you have of holding a lightsaber.
00:44:47.170 --> 00:44:49.889
I remember distinctly stabbing a homeless man like that.
00:44:52.450 --> 00:44:54.289
Get a goddamn job, ow!
00:44:55.250 --> 00:44:58.130
My NATO, watch this, chop chop, haha.
00:44:58.530 --> 00:45:07.730
So holding on to the the lightsaber, I remember feeling its weight, feeling the the it's like holding a gun for the first time comparatively to the real world.
00:45:07.809 --> 00:45:13.329
It's holding something so dangerous but yet fascinating to a certain oh god, I'm looking a little Republican now.
00:45:13.570 --> 00:45:25.170
Um, but it's holding something that has so much power, it can something that can easily claim a life in a second, but at the same time, you know, it's a tool, it's something that I'm gonna be using, it's something I need to get familiarized with.
00:45:25.329 --> 00:45:30.050
Um and then the moment, you know, the glow and the of the lightsaber emits.
00:45:30.289 --> 00:45:36.210
Um, Susie not only feels uh fear, but also realizes just how serious the situation is.
00:45:36.289 --> 00:45:42.130
You know, like I guess not serious the situation is, but how serious the job is, the role is, responsibility.
00:45:42.849 --> 00:45:45.409
Responsibility, great power, you know how it goes.
00:45:45.650 --> 00:45:47.570
Uh what color was your first lightsaber?
00:45:47.730 --> 00:45:48.289
Uh blue.
00:45:48.530 --> 00:46:00.130
So as you enter the doctor's office, you will find that um Susie is already being placed into a back to tank where the doctor does seem to be taking okay care of it.
00:46:00.369 --> 00:46:00.690
Okay.
00:46:01.650 --> 00:46:08.849
Um, I'm gonna take a moment to holster my rifle because I don't want to run in looking like a complete madman.
00:46:09.170 --> 00:46:11.650
Uh what's the status on him?
00:46:12.130 --> 00:46:15.250
He's he's very hard, but what what what what happened?
00:46:15.570 --> 00:46:17.809
Uh I'm he has energy wounds.
00:46:18.289 --> 00:46:22.769
Not quite at liberty to disclose what happened.
00:46:23.010 --> 00:46:27.889
Alright, what what but there might be a mess outside your little doctor's office?
00:46:28.130 --> 00:46:29.650
And he's gonna step outside.
00:46:30.369 --> 00:46:31.250
Imperials?
00:46:32.130 --> 00:46:38.369
Martha! And this elderly woman comes out from behind the desk and he says, We have more of them, put them in the dumpster.
00:46:38.769 --> 00:46:41.650
Oh, what a G! What a fucking G!
00:46:42.450 --> 00:46:45.090
Don't tolerate imperialism, not shot.
00:46:45.490 --> 00:46:46.369
Hell fucking.
00:46:47.730 --> 00:46:49.570
You want me to give her a hand?
00:46:49.889 --> 00:46:50.769
Yes, that'd be.
00:46:51.250 --> 00:46:59.409
I I'm I'm going to take some time to help the elderly lady put uh the bodies of the purge troopers in the dumpster with the rest of the track.
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Okay, what do you do?
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I'm gonna follow suit.
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Maybe check out the bodies.
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Okay, so as you head into the main street where the first three bodies were, you will find that the Lambda Clash shuttle is gone.
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Good.
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Oh, I don't like that.
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What are you talking about?
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What are you talking about?
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There's no more of them.
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Yeah, but where is he?
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Not here.
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That gives us time to get our ship fixed and get the fuck out of here.
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Gives us a little bit of time, but I'm still worried.
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Fix our ship.
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You think I am worried too?
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Can't blame you.
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You've just listened to chapter two of Star Wars Nightfall.
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Nightfall is Peyton Castle as Su Z, DFM as Nello's cop, Richard Capastel as Photon, and myself as the Galaxy Master.
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Artwork was produced by Rob Hunter.
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