Business Wizards One-Shot (Feat. Sketchy Rolls & Campaign Casters)

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Hello there future house whippers and arcane agents, Fanny May here.
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You've probably heard of me so it won't bother with too much introduction aside from being
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this year's the state enchanter of the year and the hold of the top arcane acreage agent
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three years in a row.
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But online I'm the top real-time dungeon dealer's realty, or as we like to call it, DDR.
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What DDR you might be wondering?
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You see that crumbling dusty manner with the suspiciously glowing cellar?
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The one with the trees whisper secrets and the gargoyles seem to move on their own?
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That's our bread and butter.
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At DDR, we don't just sell properties, we sell experiences.
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From dangerous dungeons overflowing with goblins to haunted castles with spectral dance parties,
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we specialize in properties with a little extra character.
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We're not your average real estate firm.
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We're problem solvers, negotiators, and frankly, we're the best in the business.
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So if you got an act for navigating cursed kitchens, charming grumpy ghosts, or simply
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seeing the potential in a property that's actively trying to eat its occupants, then
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listen up, because a career at dungeon dealer's realty isn't just a job.
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It's an adventure.
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And trust me, the commission on a truly dangerous dungeon?
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It's to die for.
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So get logged into the ethernet and check out our site to submit your application.
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We're looking for the best, savviest, and most importantly, bravest salesfolk out there
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willing to take on the challenges we at DDR overcome every day.
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What are you waiting for?
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Sign that scroll and send it our way.
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So welcome everybody to a very special one shot for session zero heroes called, well,
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it's business wizards is the system, the TTRPG business wizards.
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It is created by ninth level games.
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It uses their polymorph system and it is created by mess nerd and Watson.
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Hopefully I said those right.
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But it is a fun little kind of zine style TTRPG.
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It's not super rules heavy or anything like that.
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It's pretty rules light and it's pretty focused on telling kind of a goofy, hilarious story
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where magic meets corporate craziness, you could say.
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So hopefully it's a lot of fun.
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Hopefully those of you that are listening get a big kick out of it and hopefully you
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guys all playing all have a laugh as well.
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So jumping into things, let's all introduce ourselves.
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Obviously, my name is Skyler.
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You guys who are listening probably know all about it.
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Help me.
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I chatted with Haven the other day for a session zero university episode, which was really
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awesome.
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So my introduction, I'm usually the semi forever DM over at the session zero heroes.
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And yeah, I mean, that's that's basically the just what you need to know about me.
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I think everybody's more interested in each of you.
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So let's go through.
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I'll start from the top of my list of just everybody that I have listed here.
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Claire, do you want to introduce yourself?
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Me and there.
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Hello.
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I'm playing Millie.
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Mildew hard bottle from source for sanitation takes the jobs very seriously.
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She's got a border grey skin.
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She's quite tall at seven foot, seven foot two really muscular, rich blonde hair with
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dark roots because it's such a pain to get it done all the time.
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And she's got lopsided plat because he's got the time to make it look perfect.
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She eyebrows, red denim dungarees with a big black tool belt and then always has a nice
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fully flirty flowers underneath.
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Love it.
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I love it.
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And her specialty is kind of the sanitation department.
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You have some key power words with your character and those are going to be kind of what your
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spell is.
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All the spells that you cast are going to be centered around.
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So do you want to share with us what those what those power words are?
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We have to have got gas, gravitas, sounds really nice and hot air.
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Awesome.
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Fantastic.
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It'll be interesting to see what kind of spells you craft with those keywords.
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And then on the side, we also each player has a sort of special item or weapon or you
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have maybe like a pet or a sort of like a second in command, somebody that helps you
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out with things.
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This is your edge and this edge is going to be used throughout the game.
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Where you roll your sort of the maximum number on your dice or what most people would think
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of is like the critical.
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You will get to succeed at whatever it is that you're doing and to top it off.
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Usually that edge is involved in how it is that you succeed.
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So Claire, what edge does Mildew Harbottle have?
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It'll be interesting.
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She's got a sponge of saturation, which can absorb, can hold in oceans worth of liquid
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from one area or spill for up to two hours.
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That is absolutely incredible.
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And I definitely think that's going to be a very vital piece of the adventure that we're
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going to go on today.
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Fantastic.
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Well, awesome.
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That is, I'm excited.
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I'll try to refer to everybody as their character names going forward to the best of my abilities.
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So Mildew Harbottle, we're excited to have you join.
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We'll move over to Andrew.
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Feel free to introduce yourself and your character.
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Hi.
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I'm Andrew.
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I'm also a DM over at the sketchy rolls podcast.
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And I shall be playing a character called...
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These words popping soon.
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I'm a little goblin wizard.
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I have large, thick rimmed spectacles that I wear above my gorgeous nose.
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I work within magical marketing.
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I'm an innovator.
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I like to think up things to advertise for our specific company, which is DD Realty.
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I also have these words of power, which I shall be trying to use within my spells.
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Auras is the first word.
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Future site, my second and my third stock markets.
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Absolutely incredible.
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And of course, Fizzword holds a special place in my heart because I actually, uh, outside
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of podcasting, I'm also a marketer.
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So I'm excited to see how that kind of plays out.
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So very exciting.
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Um, awesome.
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And then what is your sort of edge?
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What is the special thing that Fizzword has on hand that, uh, is going to give him that
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sort of up in battle or whatever it is, other challenge that kind of comes his way.
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Well, I'm, I'm always carrying around my, uh, uh, my little tablet, my magical tablet
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that's always at hand.
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And I have access to whizipedia.
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So I can look up certain things to see, uh, information that might help me.
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But, uh, only problem with, uh, whizipedia is it's not always.
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Uh, accurate.
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Uh, cool.
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You never can tell, right?
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I might have too much access out there to that whizipedia.
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Absolutely.
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What, what rotten lot.
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Uh, I thought, I thought I'd just mention my name is Fizzword Poppington, but, uh, you
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could call me Fizz.
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You know, Fizz to my friends is awesome.
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Awesome.
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All right.
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So, I'm Fizzword from the marketing department that's going to be joining you guys on your
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quest today.
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Uh, you'll need him to, uh, help you with advertising and potentially leading to sales.
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And that's very important for a company, obviously.
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You got to be able to make those sales.
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So next up, I have Haven, uh, if you want to introduce yourself and your, yes, my name
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is Haven Joseph Lyon.
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I am a, uh, co-owner of the campaign casters podcast as well as one of the co-DMS over
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there.
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Uh, I will be playing, uh, Hollister.
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Most people call me Holly though.
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Uh, I'm the cutthroat of the group, whether I, I may seem like it or not.
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Um, I'm a satyr.
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I, I'm about six foot tall with tall horns and I have this nice flow and white row with
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the cyan accents.
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Um, and I'm part of the purification and exorcism department also deal with a lot of termination
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of clients and, uh, employees.
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My, um, my secret edge that I like to bring with me everywhere.
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It's my heirloom that was passed down through the ages as I've been a part of this company
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and my family's been a part of this company years and years to come.
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Um, and I use my, my terminated stamp, which is this little stamp that I press and then
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it turns into a big weapon whenever I need to deal with.
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I love it.
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Yeah. And, uh, what are Holly's, uh, power words?
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My words of power are departments as of course I oversee a lot of the departments and making
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sure I'm firing people and stuff like that.
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Um, and then dreams because I'm always in your dreams even if you don't want me to be
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there and, uh, awareness because I need to know where my foes are at all times.
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Absolutely.
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Absolutely.
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Got to keep an eye on those foes.
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Keep them close.
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Fantastic.
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And awesome.
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So, uh, Holly, obviously going to be kind of the intense cutthroat of the group.
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Uh, and that actually brings me to something, Jack, I know I'm going to get to you in just
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a second.
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I did forget to mention, uh, everybody kind of has a, uh, sort of style of employee that
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they are at the DDR or dungeon dealers, realty.
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Um, Haven or sorry, uh, Hollister is the, the cutthroat, which is the person that's
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going to get things done no matter what.
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It doesn't matter what it's going to take.
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Uh, it could mean firing somebody, as you mentioned before.
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Um, but whatever the case, the job is going to get done.
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Thanks to the cutthroat with that being said, Claire is our sorry, Mildew.
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I see, I got to work on the character names.
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It's just good practice beforehand.
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Uh, Mildew is playing the Dynamo, which is a person that is absolutely ecstatic to be
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here.
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Um, Mildew is going to get things done.
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Mildew is going to be excited to get things done.
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Um, and hopefully, hopefully that positivity is maintained through the course of everything,
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although sometimes the job can get quite stressful.
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So we'll see how that goes.
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And then last, uh, next we have, uh, Fizzword is going to be playing the innovator.
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The innovator is the ideas person, the person that's always coming up with new and innovative
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ways to get things done.
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And finally we'll jump over to Jack.
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Jack, give us a rundown on your character and as well as yourself.
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Okay.
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Hi everyone.
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My name is Jack as you fit, I kindly introduced already and I'm usually when I'm not, um,
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messing around, uh, with, uh, on the sketchy roles being a player, I am also, uh, tend to
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end up a GMing more than, uh, than playing.
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Uh, and you can see most of the details of that because I'm normally it's in person
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games.
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Um, there's a couple of venues around London that I, uh, do some GMing at.
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Um, and you can find all the details on my, uh, social media because you know, shameless
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plug already, uh, at, uh, Slice and D six.
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Um, and, uh, yes today, uh, I'm, uh, be playing, uh, Merle, uh, Merle, uh, dial it in Merle
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dial it in, um, from humanoid resources and, um, uh, I, uh, uh, uh, normally I just kind
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of offload things to the, the next guy or, you know, or, or, or when it's needed.
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If I need an edge, then I will, uh, stick things in my, uh, void filing cabinet and
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they'll never be seen again.
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So all those complaints that you have, just get them to me and I will file them away somewhere.
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Uh, yeah.
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That's kind of my, kind of my jam.
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Yeah.
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I love that.
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I love that.
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They just disappear.
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That's right.
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That's what we need.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Absolutely.
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So, uh, Merle, what are your words of power?
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Uh, so they are, uh, mammals, fey creatures and swag.
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Um, just cause normally, uh, you know, a lot of the time I can get the, the, uh, fey and
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other animals to do things.
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And sometimes, you know, you gotta break things down to basics and, you know, we're all mammals
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at the end of the day.
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Uh, you know, so it's, it's just, just taking things down to a simplistic level and then,
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you know, delegating to other things, which is kind of my, my strength really.
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Uh, so I'm in the, uh, so, so I guess I'll have character.
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I've got the, the manager, um, uh, role, which is absolutely necessary.
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And I think it fits so well with the humanoid resources department as well as, as you mentioned
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before, you're, you're delegating to other people, getting them to do all the work while
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you sit in kind of the, the higher corporate chair of managerial, uh, status.
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I should say that Merle is, um, unlike, uh, from the sounds of it, some quite, um, vivid,
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uh, characters we have here.
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Merle is a typical office worker.
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He's kind of middle age, like got a shirt and a tie.
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It's a bit faded, bit of, bit of stubble growing around his chin.
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Um, yeah.
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Hair is kind of, you know, it's starting to recede a bit, um, sort of like 40s to 50s
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kind of age.
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He's just, he's, he's just kind of, you know, once a, a, a, an easy life just coasting through
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until retirement.
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Absolutely.
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Absolutely.
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And hey, you know, that's the beauty of being in the managerial spot is ideally that's,
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that's the perfect setting.
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Get to just kind of sit by and watch everybody else do the work while you get to sit back
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and, and hang out.
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Um, I just look back to that later.
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Yeah.
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Absolutely.
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Yes.
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I'm excited to see that.
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Um, fantastic.
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I just kind of managed the team hopefully a little bit.
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So otherwise I think we're good to go to jump into our, uh, adventure today.
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It's a typical day at DDR, Dungeon Dealers Realty.
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People are running about answering arcane calls on their various magical devices.
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Some people are cleaning up the office while other people are rushing around filing paperwork,
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printing things out or faxing things away.
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Whatever the case, you suddenly receive an urgent email from the boss and owner of DDR,
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Voldemortgage.
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He's a pretty intense guy, although he's pretty nice.
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You most of the time when he gets stressed out or needs something immediately, he can
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be pretty intense.
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And so seeing this urgent email on your computer screen ensures that you better get to it.
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You head off over to the meeting room that he has called you all into.
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And as you step inside, you see the other members of this group.
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You see Mildew from the sanitation department.
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You see Fisward from the marketing department.
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You see Hollister or Holly from the purification and exorcism department.
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And of course, you see Merle from the humanoid resources.
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Take your seat amongst these individuals.
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And after only a short moment, Voldemortgage, the exhausted boss man, enters the room in
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his usual dark cloak, which looks a bit disheveled today.
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The collar is sufficiently loosened from one too many nervous pulls.
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Dark circles shadow his eyes, an obvious result of lack of sleep, countered by too many cups
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of coffee this morning.
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Speaking of eyes, one of them is twitching uncontrollably.
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You've never seen him quite this tossled and exacerbated.
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So something is definitely wrong.
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Once Dark Lord of the Shadow Realm, now the Dark Lord of Quarterly Reports, slaps down
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a mound of papers and files as he takes a tired seat at the front of the conference table.
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I want to thank you all for taking time to meet with me today.
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I'm sure you all have properties to sell, marketing materials to post on Hexagram, scrollbook,
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link, gin, or whatever the kids are posting ridiculous dance videos on today.
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I called you all here today in hopes that you might be able to help me with a little challenge
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we're trying to overcome here at DDR.
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And as we all know, a challenge is just an opportunity that casts disguise self.
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You're suddenly distracted by the sound of a soft but high-pitched constant scream as
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you look to Voldemortgage's hand and it's squeezing a stress ball with a small mouth
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that seems to be where this scream is coming from.
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He looks at it and he tosses it away.
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"This property has me so unedged, I've over squeezed my stress ball.
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My apologies.
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You see, about two weeks ago we signed to sell a property that's been foreclosed upon.
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Something about the original owner having been severely behind on their property taxes.
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Anyways, the bank has since seized it and has been desperately trying to sell it.
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But the other realtor firms they've contracted with have all but given up on the property.
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It seems that the realtors they sent in to show the property never return to work.
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Unfortunately, I sent Fanny May, who you all know is one of the best real estate agents
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here at DDR, to get the place ready to show and, well, she too has seemingly disappeared.
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Now the bank is getting impatient and is planning to do an open house party tonight to show it
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to prospective clients.
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I'm down to my last option and that is to send the four of you with your variable talents
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and capabilities to get over there and get this place ready for the party tonight.
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We need it clean, decorated and without any kind of magical or non-magical squatters.
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Now, I know you all come from different non-sales related departments, but you're my last hope.
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So to kick things off, I want to work with each of you to go over a quick SWAT analysis
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of what this team has to offer before you head in.
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And with that, he pulls down a presentation.
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It's like an arcane screen almost and already drawn on it is a sort of chart for a SWAT
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analysis for those that are not familiar with that.
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That is sort of an analysis a lot of businesses do to identify a group's strengths, weaknesses,
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opportunities and threats.
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The opportunities and threats have already been filled out for you, including on the
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opportunity side is sort of what it is that you guys are going to be trying to do with
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this property once you go there.
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Sell the castle is kind of the header here and listed underneath it is clean it, redecorate
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it, remove squatters, cleanse of negative harmful magics and traps.
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Whereas on the threat side, we have obviously magical traps and curses, monstrosities, question
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mark spirits and entities, question mark outdated decor, definitely, dust decay and mold, probably
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squatters, probably, and whatever is causing people to disappear.
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That's definitely something worth looking into.
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If that being said, I want to ask you guys or rather Voldemortage asked each of you, what
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sort of strengths would you each say that your group has in reference to getting this
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property ready?
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Anyone have anything in particular you could think of?
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Well before there's even any one that answers as soon as the screen you pull down, Holly
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starts clapping a little golf clap and you look over and they're just grinning from ear
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to ear.
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Yes, Holly.
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Oh no, I was just, I was just appreciating the presentation.
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Oh, oh, well thank you, I spent all morning doing this.
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It's proper aerial font right there, I appreciate it.
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Yes, I considered Comic Sans but I decided against it.
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No Comic Sans, no never.
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Oh yes, thanks.
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No, no, please, you obviously have a lot of experience with marketing and ensuring that
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we sell this property is very key.
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Perhaps you might have any strengths to offer.
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Well I definitely have a keen eye for making things look right, look great from the back
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end of a camera but absolutely I could probably help with making sure that furniture is the
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decor that we're bringing into this property is infitting with a potential bias for this
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property.
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Oh yes, you know what they're looking for, I like that, that's very good, very good
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Fisword, yes, making things look nice, I will put that down.
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Does anybody else want to volunteer any strengths?
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Me, me, me, I really, oh sorry, I didn't mean to speak over you, you go ahead if you
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need to go.
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No, no it's fine.
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Oh, oh, alright, okay, well my specialty would be dealing with him entities and spirits
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and maybe even the squatters if you let me.
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Oh yes, of course, removing the evil spirits that is actually your specialty so that it
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is very good, yes, I will mark that down.
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Oh, you deal with all the entities and stuff and I'll do with all the filth, all the dirt,
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all the muck, anything that's broken, I'll make it gone.
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Oh, fantastic, this is exactly why I chose you, Nildoo, for this particular job, your
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skills with incenitation will be absolutely crucial to preparing this house as well, so
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yes, I will put sanitation down, cleaning and so forth, we'll fantastically have some
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good strengths on this group, I appreciate that.
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Yeah, yeah, I think we've outlined all of the core competencies of this group and I
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don't really want to bring Dumb on everyone here, so I'll just park that for now.
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Yes, of course, yes, I think we've got a solid one in here, fantastic, any weaknesses we
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should be concerned about, anything you personally don't care for, anything that might hinder
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your capabilities.
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Someone telling me no.
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Oh, alright, don't tell Nildoo no.
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And call me Millie, it's, Nildoo's just a bit dated, you know, Millie is kind of up
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to date, a bit out there, a bit, yeah.
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Oh, so, Millie can do this.
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Absolutely, Millie, I will, I will sincerely apologise.
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It's alright.
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Well, I was just going to say, I can't deal with things that smell rotten or gross, it
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makes me want to puke.
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So, I'd like, if possible, Boss, to be kept away from anything that's stinky.
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Understood, understood, alright, fairs word is not to go near stinky things.
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Yeah, it messes with my creative process, I can't, I can't fix it, right, you know.
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Well, we certainly can't have that, alright, I'll put that down as weaknesses, fizz words
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should not go near stinky things.
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Hopefully this place does not stink as you enter it, but I'm sure, I'm sure that Millie
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will be able to handle much of that.
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Oh yeah, I can't bless you, Millie.
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Any other weaknesses anyone might be concerned about?
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No, no, I don't think there's any weaknesses at all, no matter what, if Karen from Accounts
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does anything that's like, it's an ongoing issue, it's not anything relevant to this
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particular case that we got, we can deep dive on that another time, but I think that we've
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got good synergy here between our group, I think if we get our ducks in a row we should
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have everything we need just to really grab that low hanging fruit, you know.
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Ah yes, ducks, yes, I like that analogy, I think this is a fantastic start.
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Well, if we all feel pretty confident in where we're going and our strengths and weaknesses
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and generally as a team working together to get this done, I think it's time to send
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you forth.
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Are all of you ready?
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I would say so, yeah.
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Alright, let's do this.
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Yeah, let's move the needle.
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Let's go!
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I've already got the teleportation circles ready for you to get to the property as quickly
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as possible since it is tonight that we're having the party, so goodbye, bye!
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And as he shouts this spell, all of a sudden some teleportation circles open up below your
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chairs, they start to glow a bright blue light as you all feel yourselves pretty much just
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drop under the floor and as everything sort of goes into a bright light it will quickly
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fade leaving you all sitting in front of what might be one of the most creepy eerie decrepit
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castles you've ever seen straight out of any given horror movie where a group of teens
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goes into a spooky derelict castle and usually bad things happen.
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Hopefully that's not the case for you guys, but we will see as you guys look on your eyes
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readjust annoying side effects of the interdimensional travel that is teleportation and you stabilize
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your feet on the dirt road with your eyes follow leading to this great mansion or castle
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and quickly vanishes this road quickly vanishes behind you swallowed by a deep dark forest
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that seems to press in from all sides.
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There's an ornate metal gate which looms above you, rusted, iron twisted into surprisingly
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intricate designs that would look incredibly nice if someone had taken the time to clean
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them.
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As for the breeze in the air, it passes by you and squeals like a banshee as the gate
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sort of creak open ever so slightly just pushed by the breeze.
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You can tell that the hinges are obviously very weak and the doors barely hold on.
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Beyond you see a wide stagnant moat which encircles this castle and you look over the edge of
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this and find it to not be filled with water but with an alarming array of modern trash
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plastic soda bottles, old tires, deflated pool floats and even a discarded garden gnome
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all coated in a thin viscous stream of glowing green liquid that slowly oozes towards the
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edges.
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The drawbridge, visibly rotten and sagging, lies permanently lowered across the unsavory
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moat, thank goodness.
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It's heavy chains thick with rust and suggesting that it hadn't seen the up position in centuries.
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Finally perched precariously on one of the bridge's crumbling stone pilings, a familiar
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for sale sign from your very company Dungeon Dealer Realty's hangs there crookedly.
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What would you guys like to do?
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Well this just looks right like home, besides the trash and the vile goo and stuff but you
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know it's a nice little property I think.
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Yeah I think once we get things right I think it'll be an absolute stoner and Fizz is gonna
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walk over to that site.
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Just get this straight, it's annoying me already.
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And he just makes sure that the for sale sign is straight in the place that it is.
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Absolutely fixes it so it's not crooked anymore and nice and even and straight the way that
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it should be so fantastic.
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I think Holly starts heading toward that drawbridge to see what's kind of going on if we can get
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that thing down or whatever we have to do to lasso it or something.
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So the drawbridge is already down, it looks kind of like it probably hasn't been pulled
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back up or maybe couldn't even be pulled back up even if you tried.
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The chains that hold it look precariously rusty and the wood itself looks quite aged and even
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bowing I think a little bit towards the gravity pulling it down towards this moat that sort
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of circles this property.
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It is down, it is there, whether or not it's safe to cross I guess that'd be something
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worth trying to find out.
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Holly will walk up and put, not put all their weight on it but put a foot on the front of
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it.
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Alright you put one foot on the front of it, it creaks but it feels solid, it doesn't
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feel like it's gonna collapse.
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I think if anything it sort of squelches a little bit and you can tell that the wood
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is very just drenched in rain or even mud over the years.
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It's not pleasant and it's certainly not gonna impress some buyers but it does feel strong
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enough to hold if you guys were to cross.
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Well looks like the entrance is clear to come in, good talk you see as Holly Watts former.
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You see Fizz is holding their breath and they've got fingers like sort of pressed against
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their nostrils and just sort of running as quickly as he can, his little legs will take
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him behind Holly.
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Alright the both of you rush across the drawbridge hopefully not getting any, Fizz word getting
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any smells that he would otherwise maybe lose some constitution to.
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What about the other two?
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Alright Millie was polishing on the gate and just kind of just scraping away and finally
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got a little bit of the rust away, made it nice and shiny and she showed the others
460
00:30:29,800 --> 00:30:33,800
going in and she was like oh well okay I guess yeah we can clean from the inside and then
461
00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:37,800
go on the outside but you know first appearances.
462
00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:41,800
I like your instincts you know best practice just going with what you know you know you
463
00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:46,320
don't want to really think outside the box but you know these guys they're putting the
464
00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:49,600
best foot forward and you know we've got to support them just break down those silos you
465
00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:53,760
know work all of our different teams together and just one coordinated synergistic team I
466
00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:56,640
think yeah you're good I'll follow you.
467
00:30:56,640 --> 00:30:59,640
Yeah I can do the outside in the doddle.
468
00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:05,080
Awesome awesome and I will say given your you know specialty within the sanitation apartment
469
00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:10,720
Millie it definitely you have like the sprays or whatever chemicals on hand and so when
470
00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:15,560
you do a little bit of that cleaning sure enough there are portions that do start to
471
00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:20,640
shine like they used to and I think that's really important when when you guys do get
472
00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:24,200
around to the outside that you've got the tools of success there for that.
473
00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:31,480
Alright so you guys all approach the giant wooden double doors and is anyone in particular
474
00:31:31,480 --> 00:31:36,400
not to freak anybody out but is anyone in particular going to be the one to open them
475
00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:39,240
or attempt to open them.
476
00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:40,240
Just the doors?
477
00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:41,240
Yeah.
478
00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:43,640
Oh come on you haven't got all day.
479
00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:44,960
Yeah Holly opens them.
480
00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:45,960
Let's get it done.
481
00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:51,280
Awesome Holly you pull open the doors obviously they're unlocked this is this is what you
482
00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:55,840
guys do right like well I guess maybe not you guys usually the salesperson comes here
483
00:31:55,840 --> 00:32:00,160
but you guys have the key even if it was locked you guys would have the key to it.
484
00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:07,800
You pull the doors open they let out loud groan as you finally push them back allowing you
485
00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:09,920
visit from the inside.
486
00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:15,360
When you step through these grand front doors you find yourselves in a vast open foyer with
487
00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:21,240
a tiled white flooring that despite being caked in centuries of dust and grime hints
488
00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:27,600
at a potential for a dazzling brilliant dance floor underneath of it.
489
00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:33,720
Above you an ornate chandelier hangs silently its hundreds of glass reflectors shaped like
490
00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:39,960
little droplets obscured by a thick layer of dust yet still they catch bits of sunlight
491
00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:45,680
that stream in through the numerous grimy windows casting hazy ethereal beams across
492
00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:46,680
the space.
493
00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:52,480
In the very center of this expansive room a massive dust covered tarp stretches upward
494
00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:58,480
about 10 feet its peaks and valleys suggesting a large concealed object underneath.
495
00:32:58,480 --> 00:33:05,600
Oh this is bad for fizz word by the way stale unpleasant rotten sea smelling scent hangs
496
00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:18,800
heavily in the air seemingly emanating from whatever is underneath this tarp.
497
00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:28,200
Fizz if you if you if you if you if you wouldn't mind if you could just maybe take that outside
498
00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:33,200
and just take a breather and you know we'll circle back to that in like like five minutes
499
00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:38,560
but just just remember that you know we've got to we do have to address this here so
500
00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:43,240
we are going to have to come up with some kind of actionable way of of moving forward
501
00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:46,960
with it with this with your condition sir.
502
00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:59,120
Right you are boss I'll just step quietly behind yeah yeah I'll be over here.
503
00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:02,520
Just remember at the end of the day it's only a bit of bit of grime it's not going to kill
504
00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:05,760
you yet.
505
00:34:05,760 --> 00:34:10,520
Famous last words I will add flanking the far end of the foyer you see two sweeping stair
506
00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:15,960
cases that elegantly curl upwards disappearing onto a second floor that seems to be shrouded
507
00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:21,720
in shadows on the either side of the foyer the foyer or foyer or does it really matter
508
00:34:21,720 --> 00:34:29,080
it depends on either one's correct okay for your if you're in English foyer if you're
509
00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:35,240
in French right ah yes that's what my mistake is okay on either side of the foyer heavy
510
00:34:35,240 --> 00:34:41,680
wooden double doors stand close hinting at further mysteries deep inside the castle does
511
00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:48,040
anyone like to take any particular direction or interact with anything here in the foyer
512
00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:54,440
um I think I think Holly are we allowed to use our spells at any time absolutely yeah
513
00:34:54,440 --> 00:35:00,240
uh yeah um so I think I think Holly's gonna like take a deep with within as he looks at
514
00:35:00,240 --> 00:35:04,280
the entire place and and he just like kind of looks around he smiles he goes oh this
515
00:35:04,280 --> 00:35:14,000
place is a fixer upper for my heart um and he starts looking around and um he takes out
516
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:21,400
his um stamp and and starts kind of like writing like etching into the silver side backside
517
00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:27,960
of it um and then presses down on it and says boo and whatever he says boo it like echo locates
518
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:34,560
out into the uh room using the words of power awareness I'm trying to sense if there's any
519
00:35:34,560 --> 00:35:41,440
like haunted spirits within the big hall oh interesting okay fantastic so we could call
520
00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:45,880
this like uh ghost awareness or something like that you guys yeah feel free to slap
521
00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:50,440
another word onto as long as you use the power word you are free to make whatever spells
522
00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:57,360
that you want uh using those words so uh fantastic you slap this giant stamp down hitting the
523
00:35:57,360 --> 00:36:03,640
floor and it sort of creates like an expansive uh echo through the halls of this castle as
524
00:36:03,640 --> 00:36:10,160
it does casting and ghost ghostly awareness to see if there's any other real beings in
525
00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:17,440
this area immediately as you do this suddenly you actually see for just like a couple of
526
00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:23,360
seconds which is sort of your ability this entire room is filled with a whole bunch of
527
00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:31,600
ghosts all of which seem to be dancing together um are you would you imagine that you're
528
00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:36,160
given your specialties uh you're able to sort of see these for an extended period of time
529
00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:40,160
or is it just like a quick glimpse with the spell I would I would say I would probably
530
00:36:40,160 --> 00:36:44,480
plus so like to describe it like as I hit the back of the stamp you just see as like
531
00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:50,400
some blue magic comes out of the backside and it like scrolls up ha holly's uh face and
532
00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:56,400
his eyes turn blue completely with like cyan radiating off of him as he's looking around
533
00:36:56,400 --> 00:37:04,160
very cool okay awesome yes your eyes glow and you can see in this room there are ghosts
534
00:37:04,160 --> 00:37:10,640
that seem to be in every corner I mean there's probably two dozen ghosts in this room uh all
535
00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:18,000
of which are dancing to a tune that you can't hear uh but you do notice that all of them seem to be
536
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:22,960
doing the same dance like this is some sort of choreographed thing and as you watch for an extended
537
00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:28,640
period of time you quickly come to realize they're all just doing the makarena oh my god it's worse
538
00:37:28,640 --> 00:37:37,760
than I thought see it looks around I know what I need to do in this room but if anyone else needs
539
00:37:37,760 --> 00:37:42,640
to do something before I get started you might as well go ahead I'm gonna have to pull some real
540
00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:48,800
tricks here as the whole one starts cracking knuckles sorry what is it you're gonna counteract
541
00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:56,160
it with the chachaslide uh yeah I was thinking more of the the the the the ghoul shuffle but but
542
00:37:56,160 --> 00:38:04,000
that they'll do too I'm really sensing a paradigm shift here holly I like where this is going I
543
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:09,680
fully support you in your uh in your endeavor I'm sure this is deliverable you see you see as
544
00:38:09,680 --> 00:38:16,240
holly turns around with a crooked smile like almost creepily thank you that means a lot pause
545
00:38:16,240 --> 00:38:24,960
oh I'm not really anyone's okay it's one of those things where human resources or humanoid resources
546
00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:30,560
is always like that that other entity that's close enough to a boss or maybe just like the
547
00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:35,360
fact that they have your job in their hands allegedly you know um it always kind of feels
548
00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:40,800
like they're your boss or a second boss he certainly uses the language to obscure to
549
00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:45,760
it make it sound like he knows what he's talking about and generally push it toward somebody else
550
00:38:45,760 --> 00:38:50,640
yes absolutely awesome awesome well yeah is anybody else want to interact with this room
551
00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:56,240
in any way before holly gets started on his uh is dealings with these ghostly beings so can we
552
00:38:56,240 --> 00:39:05,040
all see the ghosts I think uh and I guess uh I will leave that up to holly's decision is this a
553
00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:09,840
spell that only works on holly or is it sort of open to everybody actually that that's a fan
554
00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:13,600
fascinating question I originally was thinking it was just going to me but if if we want it to go
555
00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:18,480
to everyone else I'm probably fine with that I just didn't know the capabilities in which I can cast
556
00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:24,640
spells or maybe you see most of it and we just get a glimpse yeah I I think I think what happens
557
00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:29,680
is kind of like as holly's eyes light up blue there's like a pulse like almost like an emp that
558
00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:34,240
goes out so you see like a blip of them and then like holly just starts going see that one right
559
00:39:34,240 --> 00:39:38,720
there that one's dancing with that one and he's kind of doing that jig over there and he starts
560
00:39:38,720 --> 00:39:43,920
pulling out of each one as he's going through I like it I like it I think that's fair so all
561
00:39:43,920 --> 00:39:48,720
the rest of you at least have seen a glimpse of these ghosts that sort of surround this entire
562
00:39:48,720 --> 00:39:55,520
room doing the macarena that's some really bleeding edge spell you got there holly it's uh
563
00:39:55,520 --> 00:40:01,280
yes I please please continue oh thank you it's it's passed down through my family and my family's
564
00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:06,880
family and their family too and that's cool we can we can circle back to that that's
565
00:40:06,880 --> 00:40:15,840
going all right so holly you you have all these ghosts within your vision is there any particular
566
00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:22,240
direction that you're going to take in in trying to deal with them I believe I believe that um
567
00:40:22,240 --> 00:40:27,120
holly's going to try and cast another spell um and do I need to be writing this like how many
568
00:40:27,120 --> 00:40:32,400
spells I'm using and stuff because I saw that you said something along those lines oh yeah yeah so
569
00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:37,520
in business wizards everybody has a number of spell sheets equal to the number of players so
570
00:40:37,520 --> 00:40:42,720
each of you have four spell sheets sheets total that you will be using to cast spells and those
571
00:40:42,720 --> 00:40:48,640
will go in your expense reports and you will be reimbursed uh I guess the mana or whatever magical
572
00:40:48,640 --> 00:40:56,640
energy it took to cast them gotcha cool right we get we get four spells each for this yes correct
573
00:40:56,640 --> 00:41:02,480
yep okay just be sure to file them when we get back to the office you know their accounts
574
00:41:02,480 --> 00:41:04,640
they're already on my back so
575
00:41:04,640 --> 00:41:13,040
all right good to know that there's only four that we can have total yeah that is true yeah I
576
00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:21,120
think I think what holly's gonna do is holly will um instead of using a spell pulls out there uh like
577
00:41:21,120 --> 00:41:26,560
still has the little stamp and starts to whisper down some words into it and you see as the stamp
578
00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:31,760
goes from this little small like normal stamp that has the words terminated on it at the bottom
579
00:41:31,760 --> 00:41:39,920
and it turns into this huge ass almost looking like hammer that says terminated on the top and
580
00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:45,760
he just lifts it on his shoulder and says well I need to take care of some things and just starts
581
00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:51,040
like jumping up in the air and starts trying to stamp out the the ghosts with the other side of
582
00:41:51,040 --> 00:41:57,920
the stamp as it starts radiating like red energy and you see holister almost becomes bigger and
583
00:41:57,920 --> 00:42:06,720
his eyes turn red and like his horns themselves grow larger he is in his zone he this is what
584
00:42:06,720 --> 00:42:12,160
holly does this is his specialty so awesome I am going to have you and this will be the first
585
00:42:12,160 --> 00:42:18,560
role that we do uh I'm gonna have you roll for liquidate so one of the beautiful things about
586
00:42:18,560 --> 00:42:22,880
business wizards is that each person depending on the the type of employee that they play
587
00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:29,680
is only going to roll one type of dice throughout the entire game so for instance millie who is
588
00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:37,600
the dynamo will have a d6 uh fizzword who is the innovator is going to have a d4 holly who is doing
589
00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:44,400
something in this moment is planting the cutthroat who will have a d8 and murl who's our our hr
590
00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:50,400
representative is a manager who roll a d10 so no matter what it is that we're doing uh that will
591
00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:55,440
be the dice that you will roll so in this case holly you're going to be rolling a liquidate so
592
00:42:55,440 --> 00:43:00,880
you're going to roll a d8 and you're going to be looking for a four five six or seven of course if
593
00:43:00,880 --> 00:43:06,240
you get an eight that's a critical success awesome uh and if you get a one there's a possibility of
594
00:43:06,240 --> 00:43:12,080
success uh but there is kind of a downside to it gotcha well I just rolled and I got a seven
595
00:43:12,720 --> 00:43:19,040
seven okay fantastic you take out this now giant stamp and you're just going around bonking these
596
00:43:19,040 --> 00:43:25,200
ghosts and this is a special item that is specifically geared towards getting and it's part of your
597
00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:32,480
department as well right getting rid of uh ghostly beings otherworldly beings exercising them purifying
598
00:43:32,480 --> 00:43:37,120
the area this is like right up your alley and you start popping these ghosts and each one that you
599
00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:43,520
smack with one of these or with your uh with your stapler disappears you just hear as holly's
600
00:43:43,520 --> 00:43:49,840
going around lock in with the dance of death he has he like starts running around and stamping a
601
00:43:49,840 --> 00:43:54,400
bunch of things like almost like an anime style you can see a bunch of clouds and stuff like that is
602
00:43:54,400 --> 00:43:59,280
they're running around nice and I mean hey it's plenty dusty in here so yeah you're kicking up
603
00:43:59,280 --> 00:44:05,440
us clouds as you go just like super speed popping these ghosts uh in the in the face or you know
604
00:44:05,440 --> 00:44:12,000
where else with your with your giant stamp I love it I love it honestly uh pretty quickly there are
605
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:17,840
only a few ghosts left uh I think one of them actually stops doing the makarena and he sort of
606
00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:20,720
holds out his hands he's like oh wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
607
00:44:20,720 --> 00:44:28,160
what's that mean what do you want what are you doing what are you doing to us I'm I'm taking
608
00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:35,280
care of you termination what does that mean you know what it means you see a very scary look on
609
00:44:35,280 --> 00:44:44,800
her face I don't know I'm often not being trapped here anymore but uh which way am I going uh well
610
00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:51,520
I think that I think that depending on how well of a or good of a person you were you're gonna go
611
00:44:51,520 --> 00:44:58,720
no matter like wherever you're meant to go you know oh yeah he's sort of like rubs he itches the back
612
00:44:58,720 --> 00:45:04,400
of his head he's like oh that probably doesn't bode well for me and as as he says that I just
613
00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:12,560
thrust forth the stamp or discretion whoo he's seeing as he rubs his rubs his forehead after
614
00:45:12,560 --> 00:45:20,400
word all in days one yep absolutely yeah I think just as you're finishing off the last of these
615
00:45:20,400 --> 00:45:26,240
ghosts all of a sudden you hear the sound of sort of almost echoing throughout this this foyer
616
00:45:26,240 --> 00:45:32,960
the sound of the song the macarena sort of this this continual dance tune that's almost ghostly
617
00:45:32,960 --> 00:45:38,800
music is anyone else hearing that yes everybody in that time it's yeah that's not a mistake and that's
618
00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:47,120
lost del Rio a one-hit-wonder from the 90s oh it's got it's got a snappy beat I like it I like it
619
00:45:47,120 --> 00:45:51,520
yeah it's got that fun dance to it as well isn't it yeah yeah we're kind of boiling the ocean here
620
00:45:51,520 --> 00:45:57,520
guys can we maybe put that on the back burner for now uh uh maybe uh we need to guess we've got
621
00:45:57,520 --> 00:46:05,760
plenty of things to focus on here uh so I'm thinking maybe um uh and he kind of looks over to um
622
00:46:05,760 --> 00:46:11,920
looks over to Holly and it's like uh so how are you doing after all that Holly you uh everything
623
00:46:11,920 --> 00:46:19,440
okay you uh I mean I mean I took care of them I came I saw I conquered yeah you really dived
624
00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:29,520
in deep there uh yeah some some real uh some some real good stuff um right uh this music's now got
625
00:46:29,520 --> 00:46:36,320
louder since you started doing that so I'm just to put an idea in your think what I can see if it
626
00:46:36,320 --> 00:46:50,720
sizzles um maybe maybe maybe Julie first bro maybe uh in our in order to uh move the needle uh here
627
00:46:50,720 --> 00:46:57,760
maybe we need to uh approach this in a slightly uh action this in a slightly different way oh oh so
628
00:46:57,760 --> 00:47:03,760
so no no terminating oh no I'm not I'm not saying no I'm just saying maybe we could park the terminating
629
00:47:03,760 --> 00:47:08,640
for now and then we'll be all right all right yeah yeah because yeah I think terminating has done
630
00:47:08,640 --> 00:47:14,240
it's has has certainly done it's it's it's thing I'm just you know blue sky thinking maybe there's
631
00:47:14,240 --> 00:47:19,840
uh some other uh uh best practice that we could use that maybe we can bring other departments into
632
00:47:19,840 --> 00:47:27,120
this and he's kind of looking hopefully towards uh biz and Millie uh Fizz gives the thumbs up and and Fizz
633
00:47:28,240 --> 00:47:36,160
as all of this uh was sort of um happening with these uh spectral figures getting stamped out which
634
00:47:36,160 --> 00:47:45,520
Fizz couldn't quite see right um he's he's um got out his um magical tablet and he's been
635
00:47:45,520 --> 00:47:50,800
recording the footage this is going to look great when we put it out on socials you know
636
00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:57,440
getting stuff done you look amazing Holly give us a thumbs up you see you see like it was like
637
00:47:57,440 --> 00:48:03,280
during halfway through as there's like blood like ghost guts across Holly's face just like
638
00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:09,600
smiling with a yeah thank you with thumbs up and then just gets back to it during a bad footage
639
00:48:09,600 --> 00:48:14,640
could be great for like future clients who are dealing with heavily haunted houses that they're
640
00:48:14,640 --> 00:48:20,400
trying to sell and you can use that to be like oh let me show you how capable our team is I will
641
00:48:20,400 --> 00:48:25,680
work here I think that's great yeah yeah we're at this that's great uh Fizz that's like we're turning
642
00:48:25,680 --> 00:48:31,840
uh a negative into a positive and that's really I think really shifting the paradigm here yeah
643
00:48:31,840 --> 00:48:37,520
thanks yeah yeah no no uh is it making any difference to the noise however I guess is
644
00:48:37,520 --> 00:48:44,560
what he's wondering is yeah yeah yeah still working out um I uh it's so it's at a pretty like if there
645
00:48:44,560 --> 00:48:48,320
was a whole party worth of people here it's about that loud so that everybody could hear it within
646
00:48:48,320 --> 00:48:53,760
this foyer um with that being said I think after a couple of minutes it actually suddenly kind of
647
00:48:53,760 --> 00:49:04,800
just fades out oh great maybe maybe it was like mood music to help you with your flow Holly uh you
648
00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:13,200
know the macalese while you were smashing whatever it was that you were doing could I'll see yeah
649
00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:20,320
could be could be like uh uh it could also be maybe like one of those uh censored things when you
650
00:49:20,320 --> 00:49:25,520
enter the property maybe through uh there's a sort of door activation some sort of rudimentary
651
00:49:25,520 --> 00:49:31,920
technology or spell so uh Millie would you mind um uh just opening the door again just for a moment
652
00:49:31,920 --> 00:49:38,960
she looks up from her room and gives you yeah sure let's go to the door open it all right uh as you
653
00:49:38,960 --> 00:49:44,800
open the door once again you hear that sort of like deep uh even almost like wood cracking sound as the
654
00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:50,080
door opens ever so slightly and then do you do you just kind of like let it close after you open it
655
00:49:50,080 --> 00:49:55,680
fully hold it open you hold it open okay um you hold it open and aside from the sound of the breeze
656
00:49:55,680 --> 00:50:01,520
kind of entering through the doorway you don't hear the music again well that's okay yeah so sometimes
657
00:50:01,520 --> 00:50:06,800
you gotta shake the tree to see what falls out you know that's fair that's fair Millie shakes the door
658
00:50:06,800 --> 00:50:12,560
one of that one of the hinges of the door just kind of pops off just kind of is like hanging there by
659
00:50:12,560 --> 00:50:20,960
by a single hinge now okay uh that's on me uh let's maybe let's let's park the park that for now uh if
660
00:50:20,960 --> 00:50:27,440
you want to just put that back in the parking bay and uh no no the no just just leave it just put it
661
00:50:27,440 --> 00:50:33,040
back just just leave the door you want me to leave the door open or close it I don't mind just let go
662
00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:38,320
of the door please all right let's see I'm not gonna give you pushback on your idea because
663
00:50:38,320 --> 00:50:42,800
on what you did there because you know you you actioned it precisely as just not really working
664
00:50:42,800 --> 00:50:47,200
so you know back to the drawing board I guess uh I think as you let go of the door it's slowly
665
00:50:47,200 --> 00:50:52,160
kind of creaks on the hinge and it's like partially closed but obviously it can't fully close because
666
00:50:52,160 --> 00:50:57,200
it's bumping into the other door uh at the angle it is but otherwise I mean hey you know you guys
667
00:50:57,200 --> 00:51:03,200
have gotten rid of the the ghosts in here at the very least uh there's still that giant tarp that is
668
00:51:03,200 --> 00:51:07,360
sitting on something that's in the they're covering something that's in the middle of this room and
669
00:51:07,360 --> 00:51:12,000
then of course you have the stairs that go up to the second floor and then a a double a pair of
670
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:18,560
double doors on either your right or left right if it's all the same to you I'm gonna keep away
671
00:51:18,560 --> 00:51:27,120
from whatever's underneath that disgusting tarp I can go with even from over here I'm gonna go up
672
00:51:27,120 --> 00:51:33,280
these stairs and see what I say oh come on it's only a dust sheet Emily was was it off
673
00:51:34,160 --> 00:51:42,880
she pulls it off um all right fantastic so uh with a big tug this heavy tarp billows and falls down
674
00:51:42,880 --> 00:51:49,840
revealing a truly ostentatious statue with seems to be like a fountain it's sort of like the the
675
00:51:49,840 --> 00:51:55,120
central statue to this fountain where water would come out of this uh this figure that is uh part of
676
00:51:55,120 --> 00:52:01,360
the statue carved from dark polished stone and it's surprisingly clean at least the statue is
677
00:52:01,360 --> 00:52:08,960
this figure depicted is undeniably striking a man with slicked back hair and a beaming fanged
678
00:52:08,960 --> 00:52:16,800
smile his cloak depicted as if dramatically waving in an unseen wind the fountain's basin at its feet
679
00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:23,920
is empty save for a thick layer of unpleasant and rotten smelling green algae that coats the stone
680
00:52:23,920 --> 00:52:29,280
unmistakably the source of that foul odor that was permeating the foyer that fizz word was so
681
00:52:29,280 --> 00:52:34,480
bothered by uh there's a metal plate on the front of it sort of a plaque that would suggest that the
682
00:52:34,480 --> 00:52:42,160
figure depicted in this stone has maybe a title uh that is that is shown on this uh but oddly enough
683
00:52:42,160 --> 00:52:47,200
there's actually a piece of paper that's kind of stuck over the top of it that reads claudra
684
00:52:47,200 --> 00:52:54,160
and that's spelled c l a u d r a for those that are interested really uh bringing it to the table
685
00:52:54,160 --> 00:52:59,280
there really thank you yeah no i've got this um she wrinkles her nose then pulls out her sponge
686
00:52:59,280 --> 00:53:07,360
of saturation and max it in the that foul smelling liquid to suck it all up absolutely it just drains
687
00:53:07,360 --> 00:53:13,520
up all this goo uh that's at the bottom of this i'm leaving it to be just kind of a uh just stone
688
00:53:13,520 --> 00:53:19,120
it's just stone now um no no gross odor coming off of it and actually you uh thanks to the door
689
00:53:19,120 --> 00:53:23,440
being slightly a jar i think there's a and the breeze coming through thanks to that i think it
690
00:53:23,440 --> 00:53:28,800
airs out pretty quickly over the next couple of minutes to uh remove a lot of that stink
691
00:53:28,800 --> 00:53:39,600
that was really bothering uh fizz word so fizz fizz uh points at um at milley and um he sort of
692
00:53:39,600 --> 00:53:47,360
does the the heart emoji with his two little goblin hands and he mouths the words he doesn't say it
693
00:53:47,360 --> 00:53:56,160
out loud he just says uh um love you but like his lips like melting out nice saved his nose and his
694
00:53:56,160 --> 00:54:02,800
constitution for sure uh well i will need to ring this out somewhere though so keep an eye open for
695
00:54:02,800 --> 00:54:09,440
me uh well i mean i this is a you know fountain you've got here so i mean you know not really
696
00:54:09,440 --> 00:54:16,240
thinking outside the box but you know it's certainly actionable just to get from the fountain
697
00:54:16,240 --> 00:54:20,480
it's clogging up the bottom well i mean that look it's your department i i don't want to
698
00:54:20,480 --> 00:54:27,120
you know try don't need toes here uh so uh you know there was a moat outside yeah yeah that's
699
00:54:27,120 --> 00:54:32,240
right i can dump this in there then i can empty the moat be backward genetic perfect i should go
700
00:54:32,240 --> 00:54:37,600
and do that awesome yeah absolutely it's a great place to put at least for the time being so awesome
701
00:54:37,600 --> 00:54:44,640
uh while while milley is squeezing the the sponge out into the moat and getting all that that dirty
702
00:54:44,640 --> 00:54:50,640
gross algae water um out of the interior uh is anybody else doing anything i know fizzword said
703
00:54:50,640 --> 00:54:56,320
he was headed upstairs right yeah awesome with that two two staircases a left and a right one
704
00:54:56,320 --> 00:55:02,000
yeah yeah they both they both go up to the same spot um it's sort of like those like curving uh
705
00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:08,640
staircases that just lead up to the second floor which you find is sort of just like a single hallway
706
00:55:08,640 --> 00:55:14,400
that seems to lead down just one dark corridor and are all the ghost taking care of in this room
707
00:55:14,400 --> 00:55:22,080
absolutely you made sure that perfect mill will look to holly just to see what holly's gonna do uh
708
00:55:22,080 --> 00:55:27,680
haul is so just just so i understand so there's there's the two hall there's two staircases
709
00:55:27,680 --> 00:55:31,920
there's only one hallway up there yes yep they both lead up to that second floor and then it's
710
00:55:31,920 --> 00:55:37,520
just one hallway up on the top up on i think i think holly would join fizz if he's going up there
711
00:55:37,520 --> 00:55:44,640
okay sounds good what about uh what about murl uh well yeah murl seeing the others are going together
712
00:55:44,640 --> 00:55:53,040
starts that way and then also thinks uh yeah also got milly behind so he'll go he'll go up the stairs
713
00:55:53,040 --> 00:55:59,200
but he'll sort of trail a little bit behind uh just to make sure that i can keep all of the
714
00:55:59,200 --> 00:56:04,080
members of the team within sight but uh yeah i'll just uh you know circle back a little bit just to
715
00:56:04,080 --> 00:56:10,320
make sure uh uh that milly is uh can find us just to make sure you know that we've got good synergy
716
00:56:10,320 --> 00:56:17,280
between all departments you know yes absolutely awesome fantastic so uh all right so we got murl
717
00:56:17,280 --> 00:56:22,480
at the top of the stairs making sure that uh milly knows where where everybody's gone the the two of
718
00:56:22,480 --> 00:56:28,800
you that are kind of headed down this hallway you guys find on either side it's just door after door
719
00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:34,640
after door these are just regular single wooden doors not double doors like before just single
720
00:56:34,640 --> 00:56:40,000
doors that lead all the way down this hallway on either side well where where do you think too first
721
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:47,840
uh well um fizz is he's uh um looking around well i'll just get out of this door and it's the first
722
00:56:47,840 --> 00:56:55,440
door that he sees within the um the hallway okay sounds good you peek into this first door and inside
723
00:56:55,440 --> 00:57:01,600
you find just a bedroom uh it's very plain bedroom uh you assume maybe based on some of your previous
724
00:57:01,600 --> 00:57:07,360
dealings with houses and things like that um this looks like a guest room maybe not like the master
725
00:57:07,360 --> 00:57:14,080
bedroom but definitely a guest room uh there's a light a very thin layer of dust that coats everything
726
00:57:14,080 --> 00:57:17,920
it doesn't look like it's been used in a while but it does look like it's been
727
00:57:18,640 --> 00:57:26,960
more or less upkept um until maybe recently it's a bedroom i i i i gather that much
728
00:57:26,960 --> 00:57:37,360
yeah i smile i imagine there's quite a few bedrooms in this place i i'd hope so um fizz uh makes a note
729
00:57:37,360 --> 00:57:48,080
in his uh tablet one bedroom so far uh and just in just to clarify whenever we use the spells so like
730
00:57:48,560 --> 00:57:53,840
like let's say used ghost ghost awareness can i use that again and does it use another like
731
00:57:53,840 --> 00:58:01,040
post-it note so you could use it again um but it would use a separate post-it note there so basically
732
00:58:01,040 --> 00:58:07,600
you get four spells the ideas that spells are kind of like a guarantee success i anyway yeah yeah
733
00:58:07,600 --> 00:58:15,040
that makes more sense cool yeah absolutely i mean i i probably should check this uh this room for
734
00:58:15,040 --> 00:58:21,920
spirits and stuff um just to make sure that nobody's overstaying they're welcome um but we can we can
735
00:58:21,920 --> 00:58:30,160
check some other other areas first if you if you want to well hold on maybe i can uh uh be of use
736
00:58:30,160 --> 00:58:38,640
since uh uh you know we we've only got so many spells we can use you know uh let me have a crack
737
00:58:38,640 --> 00:58:50,880
sound thing and um fizz is seeing that there are so many doors within this uh hallway he is
738
00:58:50,880 --> 00:59:01,520
uh going to use his words of power and he's going to use a spell so he puts his hands out
739
00:59:02,240 --> 00:59:11,200
and uh sort of um tap in on his uh uh tablet and he says butchers the danger butchers site that's
740
00:59:11,200 --> 00:59:22,000
that's the one i wanted danger butchers site so what pop fizz wants to happen uh is he's going to
741
00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:29,840
look into the futures of him opening up every single one of these doors nice i love that in this
742
00:59:29,840 --> 00:59:38,640
in this hallway and um he's going to make a note of any of the doors that have something dangerous
743
00:59:38,640 --> 00:59:51,760
or um something that is uh going to cause himself and the the group trouble okay sounds good you cast
744
00:59:51,760 --> 00:59:57,600
the spell you suddenly your eyes glow and you've looked down this otherwise darkened hallway and
745
00:59:57,600 --> 01:00:03,360
each one of these doors lights up with sort of this uh emanating aura and here's what i'm going
746
01:00:03,360 --> 01:00:10,640
to pitch to you uh i like the idea that they turn one of three colors green if it's safe based on your
747
01:00:10,640 --> 01:00:18,160
future site yellow if there's something maybe odd and red is dangerous that's cool with you
748
01:00:18,160 --> 01:00:35,040
yeah that sounds that sounds fantastic perfect you every single one of these doors on the right
749
01:00:35,040 --> 01:00:40,320
and left side completely green the far door all the way down at the end of the hallway that kind
750
01:00:40,320 --> 01:00:45,520
of sits right in the center it's not on the left or right it's like on the end wall that one glows
751
01:00:45,520 --> 01:00:53,600
yellow and if at any point you look back behind you if you were walking into the foyer the door on
752
01:00:53,600 --> 01:01:04,240
the left side is glowing red um so um fizz sort of puts his hand out and since holly is there with
753
01:01:04,240 --> 01:01:16,640
them holly i've i've had a vision uh what i could say is down that way at the very end of this hallway
754
01:01:16,640 --> 01:01:25,920
there is a door where something potentially dangerous is inside i don't quite know it just
755
01:01:25,920 --> 01:01:33,760
lets me know what's sort of dangerous it's it's a middle middle in ground over there and over this
756
01:01:33,760 --> 01:01:43,040
door over this way it's red something definitely dangerous in in that direction all right all
757
01:01:43,040 --> 01:01:54,720
right so so so how do how do we how do we persist well you uh if if you don't mind me saying holly
758
01:01:54,720 --> 01:02:05,120
and um uh fizz is much smaller than everyone here they're a little goblin guy just sort of reaches
759
01:02:05,120 --> 01:02:20,400
up and uh just gets a sort of pinch of holly's arm and says holly you've you work out you amazing
760
01:02:20,400 --> 01:02:28,240
sort of structure there i thank you for noticing that i go to the gym every hell man you see is
761
01:02:28,240 --> 01:02:37,280
he starts blushing seeing what the the amazing uh uh feet that you performed just down the stairs i
762
01:02:37,280 --> 01:02:44,400
have no doubt that you do away with whatever is behind the red door i'll be right behind you
763
01:02:44,400 --> 01:02:53,120
all right he's he's he's with the smiles and just starts walking forward which which one you want
764
01:02:53,120 --> 01:02:57,360
you want the yellow one you want the red one you want me to bring my stamp out and kill some
765
01:02:57,360 --> 01:03:05,920
things what do you want me to do oh uh what what what would you say uh since you you know uh would
766
01:03:05,920 --> 01:03:15,280
you like um the main course first or uh the the the starter uh uh uh well when you put it that way
767
01:03:15,280 --> 01:03:20,960
i always like a good little starter to get me started into everything just a little taste here
768
01:03:20,960 --> 01:03:26,960
and there you know that's just that's just me though oh let's go with that let's go with that
769
01:03:26,960 --> 01:03:36,000
let's let's get our teeth sucked into when i say teeth i mean yours all right yeah so you guys head
770
01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:42,560
down this hallway towards the yellow door which is your uh your snack your your starter and you
771
01:03:42,560 --> 01:03:48,480
open it up inside you find another bedroom this one is much larger than all the other ones so you
772
01:03:48,480 --> 01:03:54,720
quickly assume that this must be the master bedroom and as you step inside the thing that really
773
01:03:54,720 --> 01:03:59,600
catches your eye because it has a lot of the normal bedroom stuff it's got a nice big dresser there's
774
01:03:59,600 --> 01:04:07,440
a closet and uh but the one thing that it seems to be missing is an actual like bed instead of a
775
01:04:07,440 --> 01:04:14,880
bed there's actually a giant coffin uh sort of just leaned up against one side of the room
776
01:04:14,880 --> 01:04:18,560
and i think the one other thing that you guys notice is that unlike the bedroom the guest
777
01:04:18,560 --> 01:04:25,200
bedroom which you just saw this one is pretty clean there's no dust in here it's not dirty this
778
01:04:25,200 --> 01:04:31,280
room is in good condition as if it's being used pretty regularly oh my goodness there's squatters
779
01:04:31,280 --> 01:04:43,440
in here i can smell them oh um this is going to quickly look around uh to see if he can spot any
780
01:04:43,440 --> 01:04:52,880
identifying um sort of sigils or marks uh on the coffin or anything within that particular room
781
01:04:52,880 --> 01:05:02,080
yeah absolutely uh do you take a quick peek over into the closet and you notice that it's all it's
782
01:05:02,080 --> 01:05:07,200
it's like in every like comedy movie it's just all of just the same outfit over and over and over again
783
01:05:07,920 --> 01:05:17,040
all hung up on nice wooden hangers and it's just a sort of white t-shirt with the frills on the sleeves
784
01:05:17,040 --> 01:05:24,640
or on the on the ends of the sleeves and on the collar it's got a black vest and then a black sort
785
01:05:24,640 --> 01:05:30,640
of like long cape going along with uh black pants and it looks a lot like the same outfit that's
786
01:05:30,640 --> 01:05:40,800
being worn by the the statue that's out in the foyer oh and and what was then what was it claudria
787
01:05:40,800 --> 01:05:52,640
ardra yes claudra yes yep um holly i might add something i might let me uh let me have a word
788
01:05:52,640 --> 01:05:59,280
with my magical tablet here there might be something online that we can uh find out about this
789
01:05:59,280 --> 01:06:08,720
claudra or whatever uh so he starts tapping into wizepedia and uh types in claudra to see if they
790
01:06:08,720 --> 01:06:15,520
can find anything uh in particular about uh this individual yeah absolutely uh how about you roll
791
01:06:15,520 --> 01:06:20,880
me an ideate roll so you're looking you're gonna roll your uh d4 and you're looking for either a
792
01:06:20,880 --> 01:06:33,840
two or a three let's go okay first roll for me please bloody hell no now now hold up there is an
793
01:06:33,840 --> 01:06:41,040
opportunity here so uh ones can technically be a success so long as it has to do with you working
794
01:06:41,040 --> 01:06:46,640
directly with your department so your department is marketing um so is there any way that you can
795
01:06:46,640 --> 01:06:53,120
kind of describe how your department might be able to back you up on this one with the knowledge that
796
01:06:53,120 --> 01:06:57,280
your department's gonna get or your department manager more likely is gonna get the credit for
797
01:06:57,280 --> 01:07:04,400
this uh sort of this revelation instead of you right oh well let me let me just call him up
798
01:07:04,400 --> 01:07:14,960
he picks up his like really giant uh brick mobile phone he'll uh dials up there hold on yeah i won't
799
01:07:14,960 --> 01:07:25,520
be a minute uh it calls into his department what's your boss's name what would you say is your like
800
01:07:25,520 --> 01:07:36,320
department boss's name uh ginger leisure ginger vicious okay i like it hello yes this is ginger
801
01:07:36,320 --> 01:07:44,240
uh hi six six fizz i'm out and about doing a job for the boss uh right uh would you mind just doing
802
01:07:44,240 --> 01:07:53,200
me a solid here right i'm i'm i'm trying to find out about um i i know we've got all of these files
803
01:07:53,200 --> 01:08:00,160
to do with particular individuals that uh have a certain style you know we we call these sheets on
804
01:08:00,160 --> 01:08:06,320
on our walls uh to get inspiration from and i i think i might have remembered something
805
01:08:06,320 --> 01:08:12,080
and he starts describing the outfit the specific outfit that he's seen in this closet
806
01:08:12,640 --> 01:08:21,360
is is that ringing any any bells to you ginger uh uh i'm coming up with the we've got the name here
807
01:08:21,360 --> 01:08:27,200
claudra anything you can help me i must say you've you've caught me during lunch fizz but uh
808
01:08:27,200 --> 01:08:33,440
based on just kind of a basic thought of what it is that you're describing it it sounds a lot like
809
01:08:33,440 --> 01:08:41,840
uh what was his name there's a there was a vampire lord uh very popular guy but he kind of disappeared
810
01:08:41,840 --> 01:08:48,720
maybe a couple of decades ago from from the public eye oh what was his name uh started with a d
811
01:08:48,720 --> 01:09:00,000
track you that yeah oh yes yes that was the one yes it sounds a lot like uh his m o right so i set
812
01:09:00,000 --> 01:09:06,400
everything you need fizz uh yeah you've you've been a you've been a a a darling there ginger when i
813
01:09:06,400 --> 01:09:12,640
get back to the office with a lunch is on me eh oh that sounds fantastic i'll get back to my reheated
814
01:09:12,640 --> 01:09:25,280
pasta love you where ends to hall turns to holly yeah Dracula apparently uh um matches the
815
01:09:25,280 --> 01:09:32,400
description from ginger she's she's lovely by the way did did you say Dracula yeah Dracula
816
01:09:32,400 --> 01:09:39,840
some vampire lord apparently hollister looks off into the distance with a long stare
817
01:09:39,840 --> 01:09:49,360
and uh and and when you say when you say Dracula you mean like like this this thing it whoever's
818
01:09:49,360 --> 01:09:56,480
staying here is Dracula or or claudra's like an acronym or something or a pseudonym for Dracula
819
01:09:56,480 --> 01:10:04,960
like what was the beat uh you may be onto something there you you've got quite the mind on something
820
01:10:04,960 --> 01:10:13,600
that big beautiful head of yours maybe um i i've got to say i i'm not really familiar with uh uh
821
01:10:13,600 --> 01:10:21,680
too much of uh Dracula's dealings but what i do like is a snazzy outfit i've always found it quite
822
01:10:21,680 --> 01:10:29,040
fascinating actually um would hollister know anything like more about Dracula like because
823
01:10:29,040 --> 01:10:32,880
like right now i'm thinking in terms of like the fact of purification and exorcism that that would
824
01:10:32,880 --> 01:10:40,160
be a well-known name to them oh absolutely um i would say if anything uh maybe give me an
825
01:10:40,160 --> 01:10:44,720
i think this also would fall under ideate if you want to give me an ideate role
826
01:10:45,440 --> 01:10:52,640
all right so i gotta get a two or a three that's a two a two awesome success okay um i would say
827
01:10:52,640 --> 01:10:58,640
yes you think back to your your work within and i actually think this goes all the way back to college
828
01:10:58,640 --> 01:11:06,400
you studied within this kind of realm of uh exorcisms and dealing with the undead and one of
829
01:11:06,400 --> 01:11:10,880
the types of undead that had been talked about and whether or not you took classes that specialized
830
01:11:10,880 --> 01:11:16,320
in vampires um i'll leave that decision up to you but at the very least maybe there was a
831
01:11:16,320 --> 01:11:23,920
general education class that you had to take about vampire specifically and one of the sort of most
832
01:11:23,920 --> 01:11:31,920
famous figures within vampire society is this count Dracula um it's very very stereotypical
833
01:11:31,920 --> 01:11:37,440
to exactly what you probably out of game know about Dracula right he's this kind of like
834
01:11:38,240 --> 01:11:44,960
very posh very very um well mannered vampire but then at the same time he's also pretty well known
835
01:11:44,960 --> 01:11:52,720
for being uh kind of tyrannical to some extent um he he would oftentimes you know you'd hear
836
01:11:52,720 --> 01:11:59,040
about an entire village that got raised down by Dracula and his followers and if lots caler all
837
01:11:59,040 --> 01:12:04,480
that exactly exactly but then on the other hand you also remember hearing a lot of stories about
838
01:12:04,480 --> 01:12:10,800
hey everybody had a whole bunch of fun over at this giant party thrown over at Dracula's mansion
839
01:12:10,800 --> 01:12:15,680
or what have you and also there were some times where you hear about a story of a whole bunch
840
01:12:15,680 --> 01:12:19,440
of people that went to a Dracula party and never came back so you know there's a lot of different
841
01:12:19,440 --> 01:12:24,960
directions that the the proverbial lore on Dracula has taken based on your studies as as
842
01:12:24,960 --> 01:12:29,280
Hollister's were calling that uh like piecing all those things together them thinking back to all
843
01:12:29,280 --> 01:12:34,080
the ghosts that they just exercise well i understand where all those people went but um all right
844
01:12:34,080 --> 01:12:42,160
uh uh Dracula actually this could be something that we could use Fez uh Dracula was a big partier
845
01:12:42,160 --> 01:12:48,400
and if we make it a sort of a i'm thinking i mean you're more the market inside but maybe we angle
846
01:12:48,400 --> 01:12:55,920
this sale from a hey welcome to Dracula's old frat hair i'll see you know oh oh you're you're
847
01:12:55,920 --> 01:13:02,080
you're yeah i like where your mind is yeah let me let me wind this dad he makes some notes
848
01:13:02,640 --> 01:13:11,360
awesome fantastic i love it Dracula's pad he won't take don't you i think i like this is that
849
01:13:11,360 --> 01:13:18,960
is that the sales pitch you want it don't you uh i don't know this yes it's a story yeah yeah yeah
850
01:13:18,960 --> 01:13:24,880
playing hard to get i like it i like it it's it's it's it's a tactic for sure i think by this point
851
01:13:24,880 --> 01:13:29,600
Millie and Merle had both caught up to the rest of the group so you guys step into this uh this i mean
852
01:13:29,600 --> 01:13:37,600
assuming you want to um this large master bedroom yeah sure sure uh i think like yeah you know because
853
01:13:37,600 --> 01:13:42,880
there's uh there's a lot of moving parts and uh we just want to make sure that you know we were
854
01:13:42,880 --> 01:13:48,880
keeping in mind our core values and keeping our uh tiger team together you know because we've been
855
01:13:48,880 --> 01:13:53,440
empowered by the boss you know we're the tiger what what what is going on in here just stopped me
856
01:13:53,440 --> 01:13:58,640
that's to be like what what i'll give you the bullet me look right here right right here is
857
01:13:58,640 --> 01:14:08,400
is the bullet points is the low down from your manfils uh this pad this uh uh house castle place
858
01:14:08,400 --> 01:14:19,040
seems to be owned by Dracula so that's the thing uh here's another bullet point is uh there's a room
859
01:14:19,600 --> 01:14:28,560
down that way which has something potentially terrible within it there you go um maybe maybe
860
01:14:28,560 --> 01:14:34,640
that room has Dracula himself in it uh yeah but good to keep us in the loop there uh uh Thiz i
861
01:14:34,640 --> 01:14:39,520
i appreciate appreciate that yeah that's uh that's great uh maybe maybe we could uh take it take a
862
01:14:39,520 --> 01:14:47,120
moment team to have a little thought shower just to um you know just because it's like one of them
863
01:14:47,120 --> 01:14:53,280
icebreakers that we used to do whenever we would join the company yeah it's that kind of i i just
864
01:14:53,280 --> 01:14:57,520
thinking that this is a bit of a game changer so we should probably uh recalibrate a little bit
865
01:14:57,520 --> 01:15:03,920
and play a game to to change the game exactly you know we would want to make sure that we have a
866
01:15:03,920 --> 01:15:08,960
robust strategy uh moving forward uh you know because uh you know we've been we've got a lot of
867
01:15:08,960 --> 01:15:15,920
faith putting in in us and i i believe personally in our tiger team that everyone is gonna do a good
868
01:15:15,920 --> 01:15:22,800
job and uh you know uh i'm sure we'll have that aha moment soon enough we just need to you know
869
01:15:22,800 --> 01:15:29,120
bounce some ideas off the walls of each other and just yeah it's a little as has anyone ever told
870
01:15:29,120 --> 01:15:35,120
you that you say loads and loads of words but you know listening to you they just go round and round
871
01:15:35,120 --> 01:15:43,920
around in the circle i know right it's so hard to hear them i i i don't see many people many very
872
01:15:43,920 --> 01:15:50,880
often so you're doing wonderfully you really are oh no no no i i i didn't really sign up for this i was
873
01:15:50,880 --> 01:15:56,800
quite happy in my office but um you know the boss says it and you got you gotta do with the bus says
874
01:15:56,800 --> 01:16:04,080
anyway let's uh um let's make hey while the uh while the sun shines so they say so uh uh so okay
875
01:16:04,080 --> 01:16:12,480
so we've got dracula and um something bad behind it's drac dracula if you're gonna say at least
876
01:16:12,480 --> 01:16:18,320
at least give some respect to the name uh i apologize i'll circle back to that uh
877
01:16:18,320 --> 01:16:24,320
dracular you're still you're still there's a there's an r at the end that you're saying and
878
01:16:24,320 --> 01:16:33,840
there there ain't no r there oh dracula yeah yeah that's the one okay uh cool uh right great uh thank
879
01:16:33,840 --> 01:16:38,240
you for uh picking me up on that one keep me in the loop i appreciate that let's really uh thumbs
880
01:16:38,240 --> 01:16:47,920
up going there okay so if we drill down into this then so dracular and um uh red door bad door and uh
881
01:16:47,920 --> 01:16:53,360
okay so you know i want to reinvent the wheel here but maybe there's a way that we can you know
882
01:16:53,360 --> 01:16:59,120
uh think outside the box and really turn this thing on its head you know so anyone have any
883
01:16:59,120 --> 01:17:04,000
thoughts like what what do you what do you mean exactly turn it on its head i i feel like we
884
01:17:04,000 --> 01:17:09,200
could just walk through the door and just be like hey dracula or we could dress up as dracula and say
885
01:17:09,200 --> 01:17:16,800
hey you're not the real dracula i am oh wow that was an amazing idea i've always dreamt of putting on
886
01:17:16,800 --> 01:17:24,320
this exact costume and and there's enough for all of us so we could do that we could really confuse
887
01:17:24,320 --> 01:17:32,480
them and be like we're here now we hope it's been a year okay well okay that's great i
888
01:17:32,480 --> 01:17:36,720
to feel like i'm the only one who's not drinking the koolaid here but uh i really appreciate the
889
01:17:36,720 --> 01:17:43,360
details join us come on no it's great to touch space and uh you know i'll just you know i'll let
890
01:17:43,360 --> 01:17:49,440
you you guys you know forward this and action this and i'll just i'll just supervise i'll be here if
891
01:17:49,440 --> 01:17:55,200
you need i've always heard that peer pressure is the best way to lead i mean how many other chances
892
01:17:55,200 --> 01:18:00,880
are you gonna get to where dracula's at to a close i have an eye for these things
893
01:18:01,600 --> 01:18:09,440
he's a gent with flair and pizzazz and i'm gonna get this pizzazz all over me right now
894
01:18:09,440 --> 01:18:15,360
i've i've just like a picturing like one of the caves just covered in bedazzle like gems
895
01:18:15,360 --> 01:18:25,120
he's got like an elvis version of his exact like normal outfit it's all it's all white and has gems
896
01:18:25,120 --> 01:18:35,840
ever yes i want to imagine this sort of montage of those who are willing to sort of dress in the attire
897
01:18:35,840 --> 01:18:42,960
of dracula given it's all of that sort of energy like you know those sort of like oh who did it
898
01:18:42,960 --> 01:18:49,360
best who wore it best it's like quick cuts of each of you you know putting the sleeve on or
899
01:18:49,360 --> 01:18:54,720
throwing something over to your collar or something like that um checking it out in the mirror as like
900
01:18:54,720 --> 01:19:00,160
each one of you walks up and does sort of like a like a modeling show style walk up towards the
901
01:19:00,160 --> 01:19:06,160
mirror and like does some flair i love that that's great so three of you are now dressed as dracula
902
01:19:06,160 --> 01:19:13,200
yes we make this look good uh well it's great to touch base guys uh a real real key takeaway about
903
01:19:13,200 --> 01:19:19,040
dracula there uh so great uh let's uh let's uh let's action this and move the needle forward i
904
01:19:19,040 --> 01:19:25,840
guess uh so uh uh yeah what's the big idea what's the you know what's the what's the what's the real
905
01:19:25,840 --> 01:19:31,360
the real uh the real thing here the real i want to hear your thoughts the real blue sky thinking
906
01:19:31,360 --> 01:19:36,960
are you asking like how we're gonna deal with dracula sorry if is if you if you want to go ahead
907
01:19:36,960 --> 01:19:41,360
you can go no no no it's an open forum guys i'm good so you can speak now
908
01:19:45,680 --> 01:19:50,320
i mean like if we're going into the red door and there isn't dracula then we should figure out
909
01:19:50,320 --> 01:19:56,160
once we get in there but like if we go in we should either do it like how we're talking right now
910
01:19:56,160 --> 01:20:00,800
like with how good we look in these like maybe make it a fashion off and see who could be better
911
01:20:00,800 --> 01:20:06,160
and be like if we win then yeah then you have to leave your place and stuff like that or we do a
912
01:20:06,160 --> 01:20:11,440
dance off because clearly the macarain is popular here that's just i'm just spitballing here no no
913
01:20:11,440 --> 01:20:17,040
no no that's great it's really out of the box you know it's uh it's a disruptive innovation it's uh
914
01:20:17,040 --> 01:20:21,680
you know it's it's it's different uh and they won't be expecting it and that's you know sometimes
915
01:20:21,680 --> 01:20:28,480
that is best practice you know it's the best way uh real make an impact i think hey hey well come on
916
01:20:28,480 --> 01:20:34,880
come on and and fizz is like grabbing one of the capes uh from and he's just placing it on trying to
917
01:20:34,880 --> 01:20:40,240
place on the shelves but he's so sure come on come on just just see how it feels on you look
918
01:20:40,240 --> 01:20:45,920
it's wonderful fabric it feels so lovely honestly i mean well mel's not going to resist but he's
919
01:20:45,920 --> 01:20:53,840
equally not going to help so he's just going to let like fizz just struggle with it this is this
920
01:20:53,840 --> 01:21:00,800
like jumping up and down trying to get it over your shoulders uh um we'll say we'll say that the
921
01:21:00,800 --> 01:21:06,320
capes sticks well how about we we tell them the truth and we we're like Dracula look we're selling
922
01:21:06,320 --> 01:21:11,040
this place so why don't you go out with a big party we know you like parties we like parties
923
01:21:11,040 --> 01:21:15,680
we'll just stop as you it's going to be fun it's going to be amazing help us tidy this place up
924
01:21:15,680 --> 01:21:22,640
and then you can go your own way ah so it's uh instead of leverage where we're you're talking
925
01:21:22,640 --> 01:21:28,080
about reaching out to uh to this contact i know that's that's that's right like a big farewell party
926
01:21:28,080 --> 01:21:33,680
thank you for your service now off your pop that's a very angle it's robust i appreciate that yeah
927
01:21:33,680 --> 01:21:41,600
i'm if you see you see fizz just sort of looking up like these gears are turning in his head um
928
01:21:41,600 --> 01:21:50,880
so we have the contract for this property right so are we saying that Dracula is squatting in this
929
01:21:50,880 --> 01:21:59,920
house he doesn't actually own it or we don't have the right to uh because we could probably do some
930
01:21:59,920 --> 01:22:07,680
sort of thing where uh you know if he's looking to stay here we could talk about it within the uh
931
01:22:07,680 --> 01:22:18,000
uh the terms of whoever moves in you're moving in with Dracula the party machine make it a feature
932
01:22:18,000 --> 01:22:25,120
i like it is for some some kind of concern though like if our patron isn't necessarily vampire or
933
01:22:25,120 --> 01:22:31,040
jason that they would just be paying just to die i mean i i appreciate the the different uh
934
01:22:31,040 --> 01:22:37,280
approaches here and the pushback i think is also important part of this process um so uh but i would
935
01:22:37,280 --> 01:22:45,040
there's one thing i i just coming to my mind uh isn't there a i heard something about vampires
936
01:22:45,040 --> 01:22:52,720
that they can't be get in somewhere unless they're invited so so therefore what you're saying is we
937
01:22:52,720 --> 01:23:02,080
need to kick Dracula out and then not invite him back in yeah or we could perhaps um mislead him into
938
01:23:02,080 --> 01:23:10,000
leaving and then yeah not allow him back in i mean i i did i did study an enchantment if that's
939
01:23:10,000 --> 01:23:16,960
something that we need but we could promise what what's something that the Dracula wants sorry Dracula
940
01:23:16,960 --> 01:23:24,160
wants i put an r in there Dracula wants yeah thank you he was bothering me it's just a little uh
941
01:23:24,160 --> 01:23:29,440
it's it's just my uh particular region regional dialect it's it's it's it's it's difficult sometimes
942
01:23:29,440 --> 01:23:35,760
uh you're all you're all good i'm sorry for bringing it up oh no no no thanks absolutely it's uh you
943
01:23:35,760 --> 01:23:40,640
know it's just sometimes you just want to turn the page on these things you know um absolutely well
944
01:23:40,640 --> 01:23:45,280
well i'm thinking like like i could i could potentially depend on how we swing it i could
945
01:23:45,280 --> 01:23:51,120
use a spell or something to to make Dracula think that the world is his oyster or whatever they say
946
01:23:51,120 --> 01:23:56,080
and use my dream magic on him and be like hey this is not where you want to be there better
947
01:23:56,080 --> 01:24:03,440
better even bigger frat houses for you to party in yeah let's i hear that's a purification and
948
01:24:03,440 --> 01:24:09,200
ecstasyism that that's that's really up right up your alley i appreciate that and maybe we could
949
01:24:09,200 --> 01:24:18,880
also bring in some magical marketing into this uh holly uh sorry fizz holly if we can i i i i i
950
01:24:18,880 --> 01:24:23,120
i i was talking to holly and i was looking at you and it was very confusing i'm sorry uh so uh
951
01:24:23,120 --> 01:24:27,840
you're all right you know uh you know thought thought shower a lot of things going on brain
952
01:24:27,840 --> 01:24:34,080
dumping i apologize but um so what if fizz there's a way that you can is do you think there's a way
953
01:24:34,080 --> 01:24:44,160
that we can uh best advertise dies this or um well you know absolutely i'm sure there's
954
01:24:44,160 --> 01:24:50,320
ways in which we could deal with this but we kind of need to find out what the deal is from the game
955
01:24:50,320 --> 01:24:57,120
i mean all of this is uh uh conjecture at this point we we we don't know if the person that is here
956
01:24:57,120 --> 01:25:03,200
is actually Dracula they might just be fans who knows but let's find out let's let's go i
957
01:25:03,200 --> 01:25:07,840
know i agree we should drill down into the details we really should uh you know circle back to this
958
01:25:07,840 --> 01:25:13,120
this meeting later and you know go over what we find in our and our bit of a reaching out
959
01:25:13,120 --> 01:25:19,280
investigation i appreciate he just continues circling around with phrases fizz is like
960
01:25:19,280 --> 01:25:25,920
started walking out the room and good talk good talk synergy it's nice to break down silos you know
961
01:25:26,400 --> 01:25:34,400
yeah uh millie you're still here actually no i've gone i guess i'll see you know i was gonna
962
01:25:34,400 --> 01:25:39,520
i was gonna say you see as holister just waves i'm i'm still here i i don't know oh no but oh well
963
01:25:39,520 --> 01:25:45,920
i think thank you holly i that's great um probably should see where the other two went though uh so uh
964
01:25:45,920 --> 01:25:53,120
yeah i'll i'll follow okay it's so uncomfortable not being in the back so uh
965
01:25:53,920 --> 01:25:55,120
i
966
01:25:55,120 --> 01:25:59,520
easy swiss there's just smiling huge the entire time
967
01:25:59,520 --> 01:26:04,880
don't need to do stuff he's really a passive guy he really doesn't want to do things we's like okay fine
968
01:26:04,880 --> 01:26:12,480
awesome so you guys are headed to the door that had glowed red previously yes yeah i i i i guess
969
01:26:12,480 --> 01:26:20,320
i'm walking uh alongside millie and uh fizz is like a say always like that
970
01:26:21,200 --> 01:26:28,400
what would you what's your grasp of old ma old mao there uh millie i've not had much contact with him
971
01:26:28,400 --> 01:26:34,560
but he doesn't stop he would go on unless you can find a way for him to stop sometimes it's feeding him
972
01:26:34,560 --> 01:26:41,200
he does like donuts other times it's just agreeing or you know like we did walk out you go and get
973
01:26:41,200 --> 01:26:46,960
stuff done and then he can find someone else to get stuff done for him do you know what we need to get
974
01:26:46,960 --> 01:26:53,920
him drunk you need to get a drink in him i think anyway loosing him up a little bit he's a bit tight
975
01:26:53,920 --> 01:27:01,520
well yeah that could be fun anyway uh this is the door i was telling you about what do you think
976
01:27:01,520 --> 01:27:07,520
millie what what what what should we do i've always been told it's polite to knock so she knocks
977
01:27:07,520 --> 01:27:13,360
a great idea i do want to say so you guys to to get to this door this is one of the doors on the
978
01:27:13,360 --> 01:27:18,160
first floor so you guys came down the hallway and then down the stairs and then you're you're now at
979
01:27:18,160 --> 01:27:22,880
the door that would be on the the left side if you were looking at it from the entrance so um millie
980
01:27:22,880 --> 01:27:29,200
stands before the door and she offers a knock and you can kind of hear from behind the door uh it
981
01:27:29,200 --> 01:27:36,560
almost sounds like it echoes the sound of your knocking and just kind of uh slowly disappears
982
01:27:36,560 --> 01:27:42,720
into the distance so whatever's behind this is is quite the cavernous uh room or or something
983
01:27:42,720 --> 01:27:48,000
you're not a hundred percent sure but you do give a knock and there is no response well well it sounds
984
01:27:48,000 --> 01:27:54,160
like there's a lot in there shall we shall we go yeah after you millie i'll follow you through
985
01:27:54,160 --> 01:28:01,760
it's mill do not millie do uh uh that's trying to be smart that millie oh oh millie millie works yeah
986
01:28:01,760 --> 01:28:10,000
um yep she'll open the door all right uh you open the door and you find a descending stone
987
01:28:10,000 --> 01:28:15,520
just plain stone it's got kind of like a a brown tone to it almost like a dirt light dirt color
988
01:28:15,520 --> 01:28:22,400
there are sconces along the wall that are all lit up and it just is a descending staircase
989
01:28:22,400 --> 01:28:28,000
close to look at the wall and just a little bit just see how dusty and dirty it is oh yeah it's
990
01:28:28,000 --> 01:28:34,000
it's pretty dusty uh there's a lot of cobwebs that kind of line this wall as well and uh definitely
991
01:28:34,000 --> 01:28:40,160
just it almost kind of feels like dirt just kind of crumbles off of it um almost like this is made
992
01:28:40,160 --> 01:28:49,120
maybe from a mixture of sort of like a mud caking and stone right i think we're gonna have to figure
993
01:28:49,120 --> 01:28:54,640
out everything that's down here and then just get rid of this filth there's a lot of it i'm
994
01:28:54,640 --> 01:28:59,200
gonna have to chuck a spell at it i think one of my had you nexus and that sounds like a plan to me
995
01:28:59,200 --> 01:29:07,680
you hear holly in the back all right don't do that sorry i i have notoriously silent footsteps
996
01:29:07,680 --> 01:29:15,280
it's a real ninja yeah yes are you guys headed down the the staircase then uh yeah
997
01:29:15,280 --> 01:29:21,040
yeah you'll look at the rest of the group and if they nod she will leap away awesome all right
998
01:29:21,040 --> 01:29:27,040
you descend the stone staircase and at the bottom of it you find yourselves in a cold
999
01:29:27,040 --> 01:29:34,800
subterranean chamber there's a ton of cobwebs that sort of just cover almost the entire ceiling if
1000
01:29:34,800 --> 01:29:40,720
not just like coming off of various corners and touching onto walls and in sort of a triangular
1001
01:29:40,720 --> 01:29:49,440
shape all across this room the air is heavy and still and it kind of gives a scent of damp earth
1002
01:29:49,440 --> 01:29:56,320
and sort of that age just like uh something that's just in sort of cooped up with no means of of new
1003
01:29:56,320 --> 01:30:05,200
air or escape for for a long time and additionally amidst these various spider webs and cobwebs
1004
01:30:05,200 --> 01:30:11,920
you notice a number of characters that seem to be shuffling around this room specifically two
1005
01:30:11,920 --> 01:30:20,000
characters there's a handful of what seem to be maybe six shuffling individuals just wrapped in
1006
01:30:20,000 --> 01:30:28,240
this sort of paper wrapping they almost look like mummies and additionally amidst these mummies who
1007
01:30:28,240 --> 01:30:34,400
seem to be just shuffling around following these little skittering scarab beetles that are crawling
1008
01:30:34,400 --> 01:30:40,400
across the floor amidst them you also see some skeletons individuals with no flesh on their
1009
01:30:40,400 --> 01:30:45,840
bodies whatsoever just the bones that would hide underneath and they each have a broom and they
1010
01:30:45,840 --> 01:30:51,520
seem to be just kind of following along these mummies sweeping up the floor behind them because
1011
01:30:51,520 --> 01:30:58,640
these mummies seem to be just dripping sand onto the floor constantly every footstep that they take
1012
01:30:58,640 --> 01:31:04,000
a bunch of sand just crumbles off of them onto the floor uh this is the scene that you see before you
1013
01:31:04,000 --> 01:31:08,640
oh come on you guys look at them and those all they're doing their best those two with the
1014
01:31:08,640 --> 01:31:14,160
broom's blessing but do you think they're like enchanted to like make sure that it stays clean
1015
01:31:14,160 --> 01:31:17,920
like why would they even put the mummies in here if it was just going to make the place dirty
1016
01:31:17,920 --> 01:31:24,320
right well well maybe they were going to go and like clean the rest of the place but these mummies
1017
01:31:24,320 --> 01:31:32,000
are just well I mean they're just like leaking aren't they maybe maybe maybe we could uh maybe we
1018
01:31:32,000 --> 01:31:41,360
could get them to work with you or help us in cleaning tidying up the property if we can deal with
1019
01:31:41,360 --> 01:31:48,400
the uh uh wrapped up folk like that yeah along the wall you also notice there's a handful of like
1020
01:31:48,400 --> 01:31:55,040
ornate almost golden looking sarcophagi sarcophagus is I think you're right I'm a
1021
01:31:55,040 --> 01:31:59,760
sarcophagi I think you're right yeah that are just kind of like leaning up obviously they all have
1022
01:31:59,760 --> 01:32:05,680
the doors open and they're all empty there are six of them that you notice that you count around
1023
01:32:05,680 --> 01:32:12,000
this room just like how there are six mummies so maybe we need to try and get them back into the
1024
01:32:12,000 --> 01:32:19,120
coffins or sarcophagi yeah instead of thinking out of the box we got to put them back in the box
1025
01:32:19,120 --> 01:32:28,000
that is that that's a good pun sir oh that thank you I thank you it's a robust feedback and I
1026
01:32:28,000 --> 01:32:34,400
appreciate that anytime all right how we doing it how we put them in their coffins we doing a little
1027
01:32:34,400 --> 01:32:41,760
like hey you over there and then like trying to shoo man or like what well uh there's uh there seem
1028
01:32:41,760 --> 01:32:50,480
to be more of them than there are of us but uh perhaps that is something I could change uh Merwill
1029
01:32:50,480 --> 01:33:00,960
just straighten up his tie uh and uh and just say um so this like greenish glow emanating from him
1030
01:33:00,960 --> 01:33:08,960
we say uh fake creatures and it's summon some fake creatures awesome what kind of fake creatures
1031
01:33:08,960 --> 01:33:15,440
are you bringing into this room with you guys these will be sort of I guess some these kind of
1032
01:33:15,440 --> 01:33:21,360
fairies like wind fairies air they'd like to do the wind in the air yeah absolutely actually I think
1033
01:33:21,360 --> 01:33:27,120
there's a system in this uh if you want to roll your d10 and that will kind of help us determine
1034
01:33:27,120 --> 01:33:34,080
how many of these fairies are inside I'm delegating to the fairies 10 wow all right max number fantastic
1035
01:33:34,080 --> 01:33:41,040
technically uh you can actually roll again because it does explode the dice uh whenever you roll your
1036
01:33:41,040 --> 01:33:45,040
max number so we're we're about to look at a very large number of fairies in this room
1037
01:33:45,040 --> 01:33:53,520
eight here we go Christ wow all right so eight mean fairies just manifest throughout this room
1038
01:33:53,520 --> 01:34:01,040
what are you having them do okay so if you could all just round up these uh these
1039
01:34:01,040 --> 01:34:08,240
individuals reach out to these um wrapped individuals and get them to circle back into
1040
01:34:08,240 --> 01:34:15,680
and park them inside their boxes then we can you know we'll see what's next but let's go good
1041
01:34:15,680 --> 01:34:21,760
good hustle team uh go go sweat team make make make hey all right sounds good your fairies immediately
1042
01:34:21,760 --> 01:34:28,240
get to work I think they probably between the 18 of them one at a time a handful of them maybe like
1043
01:34:28,240 --> 01:34:33,760
eight or so or maybe they split in half right nine are pushing the each mummy back into their
1044
01:34:33,760 --> 01:34:40,560
into their sarcophagus and then the other nine are waiting with the door to push the sarcophagus
1045
01:34:40,560 --> 01:34:46,160
sarcophagus closed and one by one you make pretty quick work of these mummies that are
1046
01:34:47,520 --> 01:34:52,240
dirtying up this entire space leaving you with just the skeletons and then of course you do notice
1047
01:34:52,240 --> 01:34:57,920
the bugs on the floor the the scarabs on the floor and then above you in those cobwebs and
1048
01:34:57,920 --> 01:35:03,280
spiderwebs there are some spiders that you do see skittering around as well well that's one actionable
1049
01:35:03,280 --> 01:35:13,200
item uh that's me millie cleaning sure i'm gonna get some dusters out give them a shake and get to
1050
01:35:13,200 --> 01:35:19,280
work oh i thought you're gonna delegate to the scout no no you i won't harsh your mellow you
1051
01:35:19,280 --> 01:35:26,960
carry on oh no they can oh you bony bony turny what are you what one of them stands at attention
1052
01:35:26,960 --> 01:35:35,840
and salutes all right you start on that end and you uh skinny sticky whitey go do that side
1053
01:35:37,280 --> 01:35:44,640
um do you want to give me a delegate roll with my d6 yeah we should do also this one i'm sorry
1054
01:35:44,640 --> 01:35:50,880
no it's totally fair you're giving orders to to get somebody else to kind of start working for you
1055
01:35:50,880 --> 01:35:55,440
i think that's uh that's fair you're looking for uh i guess in your case five or six that's
1056
01:35:55,440 --> 01:36:02,000
sound good nice okay both of them standing at attention they both give you like kind of a salute
1057
01:36:02,000 --> 01:36:06,560
and immediately one goes off to one corner and just starts sweeping away and the other one
1058
01:36:07,200 --> 01:36:12,160
starts it's just kind of cleaning uh whatever area you you pointed out for the for the first one
1059
01:36:12,160 --> 01:36:17,360
all right i think i can give these guys to it and then come back as all of this has been happening
1060
01:36:17,360 --> 01:36:28,320
with merle um bringing on his fairy team and um millie delegating to the the skeleton squad
1061
01:36:28,320 --> 01:36:35,840
a fizz again is got his magical tablet out and there's sort of filming footage of all of this
1062
01:36:35,840 --> 01:36:43,840
stuff happening uh for use later in in an uh sort of advert amazing you guys look amazing and the
1063
01:36:43,840 --> 01:36:47,840
the skeletons like they look up and they're like they're a little surprised they kind of have that
1064
01:36:47,840 --> 01:36:52,160
like oh stop recording me kind of a thing but but they give you kind of like a thumbs up like
1065
01:36:52,160 --> 01:36:56,160
sweeping and they've got this big smile on their face they're not looking at where
1066
01:36:56,160 --> 01:36:59,840
sweeping and they end up like bumping into a wall and they shake their head and then they go back to
1067
01:36:59,840 --> 01:37:04,960
what they were doing yeah free cleaners i guess that's a that's a great advert right there fantastic
1068
01:37:04,960 --> 01:37:10,000
all right well you guys have uh successfully uh gotten rid of the mummies that were down here in
1069
01:37:10,000 --> 01:37:16,560
this this basement this unfinished basement area and you've gotten the uh free help the in the form
1070
01:37:16,560 --> 01:37:22,160
of two skeletons to start getting things cleaned for you where you guys headed next what else what
1071
01:37:22,160 --> 01:37:26,720
else have we not what what else do we have options of just because i'm pre-inning actually the only
1072
01:37:26,720 --> 01:37:32,160
thing that you haven't checked out yet is that other door on the main floor on the opposite side of
1073
01:37:32,160 --> 01:37:37,760
sort of the foyer well i guess let's go there right all right fantastic you guys uh head back up those
1074
01:37:37,760 --> 01:37:47,120
sort of musty dirty stairs uh to head over to this second area and you open up the doors to find an
1075
01:37:47,120 --> 01:37:54,720
elegant chamber lined with a number of portraits that are hung on the wall each depicting a sort of
1076
01:37:54,720 --> 01:38:03,280
adaptation of Dracula wearing different historical and even oftentimes a celebrity-like attire from
1077
01:38:03,280 --> 01:38:08,960
again various decades dusty bookshelves packed with ancient looking volumes stand against the
1078
01:38:08,960 --> 01:38:16,320
opposite wall from these these these walls of portraits creating a sort of forgotten grandeur
1079
01:38:16,320 --> 01:38:23,120
this this room looks like a place to entertain high society guests have a few drinks smoke a
1080
01:38:23,120 --> 01:38:29,680
couple of cigars and uh you know maybe play like a game of pool uh one key feature is that in the
1081
01:38:29,680 --> 01:38:36,560
middle of this room is a small circular stage and on top of it sits a beautiful grand piano maybe this
1082
01:38:36,560 --> 01:38:43,440
is where they played the macarena but only instrumental version hmm yeah this uh this
1083
01:38:43,440 --> 01:38:52,160
Dracula knows that to party it seems uh no no sight of them now doesn't appear to be maybe they
1084
01:38:52,160 --> 01:38:59,040
accidentally fell on the mode outside happens to me before uh yeah uh what sorry uh out of
1085
01:38:59,040 --> 01:39:03,520
character what time of day is it that's a good question i would say it's probably hitting around
1086
01:39:03,520 --> 01:39:13,120
like uh maybe noon to one o'clock at this point okay uh so fair fair ask uh which case uh well
1087
01:39:13,120 --> 01:39:19,680
we'll take a look out wear some light hopefully there's a window you can look out absolutely uh
1088
01:39:20,480 --> 01:39:28,640
well i no i don't don't mean to push back here and uh you know uh to really uh dampen anyone's
1089
01:39:28,640 --> 01:39:36,640
idea shower here but um maybe it's because it's daylight that he's not although it surely he would
1090
01:39:36,640 --> 01:39:44,960
be uh i thought he would be asleep maybe or something like that i feel like we would have found his
1091
01:39:44,960 --> 01:39:52,560
coffin by now i mean right well there isn't often it there is a coffin in the bedroom we we uh you
1092
01:39:52,560 --> 01:40:00,800
know where we got these snazzy outfits from was that coffin open i don't i don't think it was open
1093
01:40:00,800 --> 01:40:12,560
dm it wasn't open um it was not are you telling me that we didn't check the casket for Dracula himself
1094
01:40:13,840 --> 01:40:25,760
uh i i just like i said not gonna lie i like his style but i don't know this law and history
1095
01:40:25,760 --> 01:40:35,520
not my jam that's okay we'll have to circle back i think at some point yeah we can really drill down
1096
01:40:35,520 --> 01:40:41,040
into that uh later on we've got some got some real learning there uh everybody uh we can't take
1097
01:40:41,040 --> 01:40:45,280
any of these things for granted i guess so but speaking of things not taken for granted um
1098
01:40:45,280 --> 01:40:56,320
grand piano does anyone know how to play no i i i am not a musician myself no sadly i am creative
1099
01:40:56,320 --> 01:41:04,400
in many ways in the visual and the musical let me play a little ditty for you get some maybe we
1100
01:41:04,400 --> 01:41:10,320
could use this as a jingle in the advert dorik we want to vote for core competencies we could
1101
01:41:10,320 --> 01:41:17,200
hear out i'll i'll i'll take your fantasy camera if you want me to oh yes yes yes uh
1102
01:41:17,200 --> 01:41:25,600
catch my good side all right you see as you see as um holister like has never really held
1103
01:41:25,600 --> 01:41:32,560
like a video camera before and tries to like get get a good angle and it's like crooked in his in
1104
01:41:32,560 --> 01:41:38,800
his hands as he's trying to like put it up it seems like it's time it's time for you to go
1105
01:41:38,800 --> 01:41:45,360
i press the button it looks like so fizz starts playing uh on the piano
1106
01:41:45,360 --> 01:41:59,360
oh what a beautiful house this could be we have Dracula used to stay here
1107
01:42:02,800 --> 01:42:16,880
and if you like the party like a monster this would be the house for you yeah nice i love it
1108
01:42:16,880 --> 01:42:24,160
as you kind of come to the end of your your song you hear a voice come from behind you that says
1109
01:42:24,160 --> 01:42:31,840
what the drag man huh and you turn to see uh to look to where the voice kind of came from and
1110
01:42:32,480 --> 01:42:37,920
there's nobody standing there but instead you see one of the paintings of Dracula
1111
01:42:37,920 --> 01:42:46,400
its mouth is moving and it is the actually ironically the 1970s disco king Dracula painting
1112
01:42:46,400 --> 01:42:51,920
which has the exact outfit on that we had mentioned before of sort of that Elvis
1113
01:42:51,920 --> 01:42:56,720
impersonation Dracula style outfit uh the one it's it's it's wearing right now yeah i was
1114
01:42:56,720 --> 01:43:04,320
going to say it's the one that this is wearing um and he says that is so bogus oh uh everyone's
1115
01:43:04,320 --> 01:43:13,520
the critic yeah yeah peep on trucking elsewhere well you didn't like my song what was wrong with it
1116
01:43:13,520 --> 01:43:20,480
constructed criticism if you please you know instructives criticisms all i can offer is
1117
01:43:20,480 --> 01:43:30,480
the worst criticisms of ever understood uh uh well you know everyone's everyone's allowed to say
1118
01:43:30,480 --> 01:43:36,800
you know mean things you know me just me coming in there trying to say my friends and play something
1119
01:43:36,800 --> 01:43:43,760
nice for everyone i thought it was very nice no matter what the bad painting says he ain't even
1120
01:43:43,760 --> 01:43:52,960
look like Dracula you know i enjoyed it too i i if i if i may say uh that uh that that uh criticism
1121
01:43:52,960 --> 01:44:00,640
was uh kind of robust but that doesn't mean um uh perhaps there could be some other uh reason
1122
01:44:00,640 --> 01:44:06,800
if maybe if we sort of uh really uh let's it's real uh really drill down and deep dive into this
1123
01:44:06,800 --> 01:44:14,960
this this guy in the painting here um i i take it you haven't seen many other uh sites being that you
1124
01:44:14,960 --> 01:44:21,680
can't move is that correct uh one of the other paintings the 19th century sort of romantic hero
1125
01:44:21,680 --> 01:44:28,560
or or by ironic paint poet speaks up it's also Dracula obviously all of them are Dracula um but
1126
01:44:28,560 --> 01:44:34,960
this one speaks up and he goes bold the dash i have been everywhere and experienced cultures
1127
01:44:34,960 --> 01:44:44,080
beyond your wildest dreams uh okay okay i i i meant you and individually as paintings haven't left
1128
01:44:44,080 --> 01:44:49,440
this room correct yeah notice how there there hasn't been any clarification of what those
1129
01:44:49,440 --> 01:44:55,840
experiences were but just a generalized statement yeah that that is that that's really true uh one
1130
01:44:55,840 --> 01:45:01,200
of the uh one of the other ones uh now speaks up it is a 18th century kind of looks like a a uh
1131
01:45:01,200 --> 01:45:09,920
enlightened gentleman and he says fire fire upon your partners you are as dull as dishwater no
1132
01:45:09,920 --> 01:45:16,240
there's nothing constrict constructive about any of the criticism has been had here uh well you know
1133
01:45:16,240 --> 01:45:21,920
we can always uh maybe park this uh for later and he just goes over to like grab one of the
1134
01:45:21,920 --> 01:45:27,920
paintings and he's just gonna try and turn it around all right i love it do you uh so there's
1135
01:45:27,920 --> 01:45:33,280
there are oh boy there are a lot of paintings there's a i mean really honestly just give me a
1136
01:45:33,280 --> 01:45:40,800
century and there's probably a painting for it okay great i'll turn over one painting to make a
1137
01:45:40,800 --> 01:45:47,200
point do you have a preference on century uh let's go with the uh let's let's go let's go with the
1138
01:45:47,200 --> 01:45:51,680
third one that that said that said the mill was boring although it's true he would still
1139
01:45:52,640 --> 01:46:02,560
want to make an example yes the the 19th century uh a painting of Dracula in a very style fitting
1140
01:46:02,560 --> 01:46:12,560
of that time and age um is shouting out hey may your trousers always be as you flip them over
1141
01:46:12,560 --> 01:46:17,280
and turn them to uh face the wall yeah how about that taking him out of the loop you see
1142
01:46:17,280 --> 01:46:23,440
that's um something we could all appreciate i think right let that be a lesson to the rest of
1143
01:46:23,440 --> 01:46:30,400
you all right you see one that's in like a 19 just like a 90s uh it's got like a flannel shirt uh
1144
01:46:30,400 --> 01:46:40,000
ripped jeans back martin's unkempt hair uh and it just says whatever talk to the hand losers mill
1145
01:46:40,000 --> 01:46:46,240
do you uh and your cleaning supplies you wouldn't have to have any turpentine would you you know i do
1146
01:46:47,200 --> 01:46:51,520
do you want a few drops so it just kind of dribbles really slowly or do you want a big
1147
01:46:51,520 --> 01:46:57,280
spritz so they just evaporate instantly well look it's one of your core competencies i'll leave
1148
01:46:57,280 --> 01:47:03,280
that uh up to you for your uh you know whatever leverage you'd like to use is there any information
1149
01:47:03,280 --> 01:47:07,440
we can get from these paintings do you think or are they just full of s why don't you uh
1150
01:47:09,440 --> 01:47:17,920
why don't you intimidate them with your turpentine sure yeah yeah why don't you do that i i can assist
1151
01:47:17,920 --> 01:47:25,600
if you require aid but i'm more than happy to let you uh make hay you know let them have it millie
1152
01:47:25,600 --> 01:47:31,840
let them have it i get the turps out you do the talking all right mill you're very very good at talking
1153
01:47:31,840 --> 01:47:38,640
so should you are approaching one of them do you guys have a preference on which one you're
1154
01:47:38,640 --> 01:47:44,800
gonna go to uh i should have probably established i have everything from 17th century where it's like
1155
01:47:44,800 --> 01:47:51,040
kind of a baroque dandy character all the way down to modern day i will let of course we're gonna let
1156
01:47:51,040 --> 01:47:57,440
millie cheese yes yes absolutely yeah let's go for the dapper looking chap in the 1920s dapper
1157
01:47:57,440 --> 01:48:05,920
or dapper looking drak i love that all right sounds good you approach and this uh this uh this
1158
01:48:05,920 --> 01:48:13,280
drakula this version a very enlightened gentleman looking uh drakula uh speaks out uh sila you
1159
01:48:13,280 --> 01:48:20,640
you buffoon uh fire fire upon your manners well it's not very kind is it and she'll put a little
1160
01:48:20,640 --> 01:48:26,480
dab of turpentine on her finger and just run it along the side of the painting just next to his
1161
01:48:26,480 --> 01:48:32,800
portrait so the colors start to run yeah you hear almost a sizzling sound as you run your finger
1162
01:48:32,800 --> 01:48:40,880
across this paint and he goes uh uh stop that uh a pox upon your sensibilities well i'm sorry you
1163
01:48:40,880 --> 01:48:48,720
want a pox do you want more of this oh wait hold on no don't do that well now uh listen here uh uh
1164
01:48:48,720 --> 01:48:56,160
friend we're we're reaching out to you because we feel that maybe uh we could uh have a robust
1165
01:48:56,160 --> 01:49:03,280
converse conversation and maybe uh have some impact with uh uh our style here but this room
1166
01:49:03,280 --> 01:49:12,000
appears to be one that uh people would perform in and so uh with this uh uh this grand piano with
1167
01:49:12,000 --> 01:49:20,240
its sender is that correct would you say that this this room this piano please horrible music
1168
01:49:20,800 --> 01:49:26,560
what do you want with it well uh obviously if this place was going on the market this would be
1169
01:49:26,560 --> 01:49:33,840
some kind of uh music room correct this would be a performance space and so what we can have in here
1170
01:49:33,840 --> 01:49:41,600
is a bunch of uh critics that are going to give less than helpful uh criticism at all times this
1171
01:49:41,600 --> 01:49:47,440
you know not very um not very friendly that's not really going to gain traction with our clients
1172
01:49:47,440 --> 01:49:54,560
so uh perhaps um we could come to some arrangement where in you uh instead perhaps um
1173
01:49:54,560 --> 01:50:01,600
kind of dig deep into yourselves and maybe give something more positive or constructive uh to
1174
01:50:01,600 --> 01:50:09,280
those that uh perform in this space and in exchange uh we will not uh well my friend here will not
1175
01:50:09,280 --> 01:50:16,000
have to remove you does that uh sound like something that we could come uh perhaps uh work with here
1176
01:50:16,960 --> 01:50:23,200
i love this uh muril i'm gonna have you give me a delegate as you try to seek out maybe some some
1177
01:50:23,200 --> 01:50:32,000
amount of either alliance or like empathy from this painting let's go oh no four just shy um so
1178
01:50:32,000 --> 01:50:39,360
this actually comes to an interesting uh predicament so the painting does not seem swayed by your words
1179
01:50:39,360 --> 01:50:46,560
and as part of this uh you would take on a condition so the conditions are all based on sort of this
1180
01:50:46,560 --> 01:50:52,240
idea that uh the stress is starting to get to you within this job and they come in the form of either
1181
01:50:52,240 --> 01:51:00,080
crabby overworked existential or just done um so you get to choose which one of those you take and
1182
01:51:00,080 --> 01:51:06,160
then based on the one that you take you will have uh disadvantage on rules for uh ideate perpetrate
1183
01:51:06,160 --> 01:51:13,920
liquidate or delegate uh in that order uh based on the the conditions that i mentioned okay uh
1184
01:51:15,120 --> 01:51:20,560
i think for muril uh let's go with overworked because you know he's not used to being out of the
1185
01:51:20,560 --> 01:51:26,720
office you uh coming up and and talking to these paintings in and of itself is is more effort
1186
01:51:26,720 --> 01:51:31,440
than you would usually like to have to put in so um it's starting to kind of get to you a little
1187
01:51:31,440 --> 01:51:36,000
bit the stress is starting to get to you uh you're starting to feel just a little bit overworked so
1188
01:51:36,000 --> 01:51:40,720
feel free to mark that on uh your character sheet if you have it yeah on hand or i can kind of okay
1189
01:51:40,720 --> 01:51:45,120
perfect awesome um you're feeling a little bit overworked at this moment and he says um
1190
01:51:45,120 --> 01:51:54,320
i will not be told what to do in the comforts of my own home you on the other hand are free to
1191
01:51:54,320 --> 01:52:02,000
leave there is the door and he like puts he's like massages his temples he's like i really not get
1192
01:52:02,000 --> 01:52:10,080
paid enough for this um uh i'm going to uh it just turns to to milled you and the others and
1193
01:52:10,080 --> 01:52:17,520
uh he says i i think i'm just gonna put a cup put a pot of coffee on uh i i yeah you take over
1194
01:52:17,520 --> 01:52:22,960
that that's just fine all right i mean it's not wrong there is the door but also there is the wall
1195
01:52:22,960 --> 01:52:27,760
and she'll take the painting and flip it around so it's facing the wall all right and once again
1196
01:52:27,760 --> 01:52:34,880
he just you hear him saying oh buffoon as you cover up this this painting as well
1197
01:52:36,000 --> 01:52:41,280
so does anyone think you can get any useful information from these paintings uh millie
1198
01:52:41,280 --> 01:52:51,040
you'd like to uh do a ideate as you kind of seek out ideas to to okay that's a success um i will
1199
01:52:51,040 --> 01:52:57,440
give you this uh as you ran your finger over that that previous painting with the the the turpentine
1200
01:52:57,440 --> 01:53:03,840
on causing the paint to kind of dissipate one thing that you noticed was there was a small
1201
01:53:04,640 --> 01:53:11,200
inscription on the one of the corners that read the you know the artist's name which was
1202
01:53:11,200 --> 01:53:19,360
ablano the cante was the name of this artist and as you kind of turn to look around the room
1203
01:53:19,360 --> 01:53:27,600
to ask for everybody else's ideas you notice that sitting on top of the piano is a sort of ornate
1204
01:53:27,600 --> 01:53:36,720
paint brush that is inside of sort of like a little glass display case um uh fizz hello you
1205
01:53:36,720 --> 01:53:43,040
know how you're sort of all into the um advertising and sales so you'll know what will and won't be a
1206
01:53:43,040 --> 01:53:53,680
good look right oh absolutely i'm the i'm the creative type yes okay so drawing glasses or
1207
01:53:53,680 --> 01:54:00,240
mustaches on these paintings do you think that would help with sales just kind of sell this place as a
1208
01:54:00,240 --> 01:54:10,160
fun place oh hmm hmm well i'm not i'm not quite sure he's um he's looking at the the paintings that are
1209
01:54:10,160 --> 01:54:19,440
sort of still there already uh that aren't turned around and um are all of the paintings that are
1210
01:54:19,440 --> 01:54:26,720
there are they frowning uh yes yes and if you approach any of them they start to go off on
1211
01:54:26,720 --> 01:54:37,760
their kind of rude criticisms or or just rude language so um milley what if we were to turn
1212
01:54:37,760 --> 01:54:49,920
those frowns upside down on the painting as it were make him happy maybe that would provide the
1213
01:54:49,920 --> 01:54:56,720
positive attitude from each of these gloomy lot i mean it's worth a try we could try it on one
1214
01:54:56,720 --> 01:55:06,080
oh that's that's a real nice idea i like that well if if you wouldn't mind uh milley i i'm a
1215
01:55:06,080 --> 01:55:14,480
dab end with a paint brush all right i'm happy for you to go for it um so fizz sort of grabs the
1216
01:55:14,480 --> 01:55:21,200
little piano stall because he's not really tall enough to you know yeah get into the right way
1217
01:55:21,200 --> 01:55:29,440
and they show for these these he steps onto this uh the stall and he turns well the the one that is
1218
01:55:29,440 --> 01:55:40,000
wearing the 1970s outfit the blinged rhinestone now listen here you look absolutely fabulous i'm
1219
01:55:40,000 --> 01:55:49,600
just going to make an adjustment to your face that uh fits in better with your retire you need to
1220
01:55:49,600 --> 01:55:57,280
smile just like this look at look at look at my fabulous tape and he's just going to paint um a
1221
01:55:57,280 --> 01:56:09,040
wonderful smile onto this Dracula and uh put in those fantastic sharp fangs of his nice i love
1222
01:56:09,040 --> 01:56:18,880
this so much okay so you paint in this delightful smile over Dracula's prior frown and as soon as you
1223
01:56:18,880 --> 01:56:29,120
put the finishing brush on uh from the the stroke he says oh your aura is totally groovy man can you
1224
01:56:29,120 --> 01:56:39,440
take it oh i can take it yes you're speaking my language finally don't we both look absolutely
1225
01:56:39,440 --> 01:56:48,800
fabulous in this attire look at this again you and i are truly this going inferno oh yeah and
1226
01:56:48,800 --> 01:56:57,280
um Fizz is doing the the sort of um John Travolta dumps very nice awesome and and although the
1227
01:56:57,280 --> 01:57:03,120
painting can only move so much his head does kind of like nod a little bit to sort of the rhythm you
1228
01:57:03,120 --> 01:57:11,680
guys are creating now i have to ask what about the other paintings hmm well we've got a lot to do here
1229
01:57:12,240 --> 01:57:28,720
um he's going to uh um sort of uh talk to he's noticed that um Merle you know he was kind of uh
1230
01:57:28,720 --> 01:57:35,680
not looking great from that last sort of encounter with the horrible painting and um
1231
01:57:36,400 --> 01:57:44,480
very gay coffee he's got from nowhere he's he's he's he's gonna approach Merle and says i'm
1232
01:57:44,480 --> 01:57:53,600
i'm sorry for what i said earlier it's been sort of playing around in my mind but watching you work
1233
01:57:53,600 --> 01:58:03,840
is a thing to behold Merle you you have an ability of getting people to do what they need to do at
1234
01:58:03,840 --> 01:58:15,040
that exact moment in time and as i recall you happen to have a workforce that is uh at hand
1235
01:58:15,040 --> 01:58:25,840
you know in the property your very friends do you do you think they might be able to help with
1236
01:58:25,840 --> 01:58:33,360
this particular renovation that we would need on these paintings as you can say our disc
1237
01:58:33,360 --> 01:58:43,280
go friendly Dracula is all smiles uh yeah um out of character because obviously the spell was
1238
01:58:43,280 --> 01:58:48,960
some of the fake creatures now i don't know if they're still around or if they've sort of dissipated
1239
01:58:48,960 --> 01:58:57,680
yeah that's a very good point uh normally it would be towards like one task um but of course
1240
01:58:57,680 --> 01:59:04,240
you're always more than welcome to cast a second spell um and and bring forth another you know
1241
01:59:04,240 --> 01:59:08,080
workforce whether it be the second one or or maybe you switch it up to something different
1242
01:59:08,080 --> 01:59:15,920
uh okay and he's sort of like uh on hearing like he's not along with uh with what Fizz is saying
1243
01:59:15,920 --> 01:59:24,480
and goes yeah you know kid um i mean Fizz Fizz Fizz Widd up his kid oh i'm sorry um yeah i'm the
1244
01:59:24,480 --> 01:59:30,240
size of a kid i can understand the confusion no it's just i just you have a junior way about you
1245
01:59:30,240 --> 01:59:37,920
it's it's it's great um i yeah let's we'll park that what you you've just reminded me of something
1246
01:59:37,920 --> 01:59:46,320
that actually could deal with this problem in a slightly more um in a slightly more permanent
1247
01:59:46,320 --> 01:59:54,160
way and he'll snap his fingers and summon his void filing cabinet his secret edge very nice okay
1248
01:59:54,720 --> 02:00:00,960
we could always put the paintings in here follow them away as they are not particularly um
1249
02:00:00,960 --> 02:00:06,400
of the aesthetic of this particular i don't think it really has the impact in this room that we're
1250
02:00:06,400 --> 02:00:17,360
looking for uh i'm all i'm bored for that as long as uh this jack gets to stay and he points a wink
1251
02:00:17,360 --> 02:00:28,000
calivari at a 70s dreck oh and and 100% gives you a nice big wink back my guy uh yes i see you've um
1252
02:00:28,000 --> 02:00:34,080
empowered uh this one uh a bit that that's that that's good that's a i appreciate that the core
1253
02:00:34,080 --> 02:00:41,920
competencies uh you're always thinking of of our core values here at ddr um yeah like let's uh okay
1254
02:00:41,920 --> 02:00:48,880
well if we form some kind of uh if we if you can delegate into some kind of kind of way that we
1255
02:00:48,880 --> 02:00:54,080
can get these paintings if anyone has any spells that would be useful here or any other methods
1256
02:00:54,080 --> 02:01:00,720
that we could get them uh into this uh to to me and then i can file them away uh that would be most
1257
02:01:00,720 --> 02:01:06,080
appreciated you want them all rounded up that's right we need to get our paintings in a row
1258
02:01:06,080 --> 02:01:11,840
do all we have to do is just like take them off the wall or yeah all right but he is holy just
1259
02:01:11,840 --> 02:01:17,600
starts going grabbing some pains there we go there seems like a low hanging fruit yeah and of course
1260
02:01:17,600 --> 02:01:23,120
each one it's a series of kind of unpleasant rude remarks as you as you pick it up off the
1261
02:01:23,120 --> 02:01:31,520
wall and take it over and place it into the void hull is just ignoring the entire time yeah as
1262
02:01:31,520 --> 02:01:39,120
they're as as they're sort of gathering it up fizz uh walks over to the piano and starts
1263
02:01:39,120 --> 02:01:52,720
twinkling another chain nah nah nah nah nah and hey hey good bye yeah nice uh and well we'll
1264
02:01:52,720 --> 02:01:58,480
supervise and make sure each of the paintings is put into the draw in uh in chronological order
1265
02:01:58,480 --> 02:02:05,120
oh very nice okay beautiful i love that just a little added detail there fantastic so to the
1266
02:02:05,120 --> 02:02:12,640
tune of a fizzward songs these these horribly rude and and ridiculous paintings get put into
1267
02:02:12,640 --> 02:02:21,280
the void filing cabinet of murals possibly never to be seen again so fantastic as you guys put the
1268
02:02:21,280 --> 02:02:28,160
finishing touches on getting rid of these paintings you sort of clap your hands together um a job well
1269
02:02:28,160 --> 02:02:34,400
done and you do notice that over in one side of this this room that you've now entered you do notice
1270
02:02:34,400 --> 02:02:39,920
there is another set of doors um whether you would notice that before i know i didn't mention it before
1271
02:02:39,920 --> 02:02:44,320
but uh it's possible you noticed it earlier but kind of we're focusing on the on these paintings
1272
02:02:44,320 --> 02:02:50,960
but now you're kind of looking at it seeing a next possible opportunity so double doors that's
1273
02:02:50,960 --> 02:02:56,320
that's what you said yep yep a new another set of double doors these ones aren't as like uh you know
1274
02:02:56,320 --> 02:03:04,000
large thick okan doors these are more just kind of like um almost like a double uh closet doors
1275
02:03:04,000 --> 02:03:11,600
or something along those lines well looks like that's the next place ahead too right let's go
1276
02:03:11,600 --> 02:03:19,280
you guys open up these doors and find a a long spiraling staircase that seems to lead up towards
1277
02:03:19,280 --> 02:03:25,440
the one tower that this castle sort of features towards towards the top of it where there's almost
1278
02:03:25,440 --> 02:03:32,560
looks like sort of a viewing area right somebody could go up there and um look out upon the land
1279
02:03:32,560 --> 02:03:37,920
that encompasses or surrounds this this castle i think i think holly just starts heading up if
1280
02:03:37,920 --> 02:03:43,520
everyone else okay okay sounds good yeah i always like to just double check um but no that's totally
1281
02:03:43,520 --> 02:03:50,080
perfect so you guys head upstairs and as you kind of peek your heads uh through what is sort of like
1282
02:03:50,080 --> 02:03:57,760
almost like a hatch opening uh you find a sort of uh again this viewing room you can see uh there's
1283
02:03:57,760 --> 02:04:04,560
plenty of different windows uh open air kind of concept where with a few different like even telescopes
1284
02:04:04,560 --> 02:04:10,400
that are sort of on little like pedestals that stick up from the flooring and the thing that
1285
02:04:10,400 --> 02:04:17,680
surprises you most is there is a table with some chairs surrounding it almost like a small dining
1286
02:04:17,680 --> 02:04:25,440
table and there are people in these chairs all of which seem to be absolutely asleep you do see them
1287
02:04:26,160 --> 02:04:31,120
breathing ever so slightly but they all you know they had their mouths agape you you hear an occasional
1288
02:04:31,120 --> 02:04:37,280
snoring sound or you see a little bit of a drool kind of coming out of the corner of one of their
1289
02:04:37,280 --> 02:04:44,960
mouths and sitting across from all of these figures at the very end of the table you see what looks like
1290
02:04:44,960 --> 02:04:54,480
Dracula himself his back is turned towards you and he's looking out onto the uh just kind of out
1291
02:04:54,480 --> 02:05:02,080
one of the windows looking out upon the the land uh out of character is it your daylight out uh yeah
1292
02:05:02,080 --> 02:05:09,840
yeah she's very odd for sure yeah is he not in the sunlight is he like just underneath the top of
1293
02:05:09,840 --> 02:05:19,280
the tower or yes yes i think they're tame once we've all been sleeping peaks uh uh more squatters
1294
02:05:19,280 --> 02:05:24,880
we need to get rid of uh uh fizzler do you want to do an eye the gate roll real quick
1295
02:05:24,880 --> 02:05:32,880
yeah as you as you kind of look over these these sleeping people let's do it absolutely another
1296
02:05:32,880 --> 02:05:39,840
number one um you so you're you're obviously your marketing department right you actually here's
1297
02:05:39,840 --> 02:05:43,680
here's what i'll say uh this one's just a success you don't have to call it in because
1298
02:05:43,680 --> 02:05:49,680
although you don't know who any of these people are one person does stick out to you because you
1299
02:05:49,680 --> 02:05:55,520
work very closely with the sales department the the real estate agents that go out to these properties
1300
02:05:55,520 --> 02:06:02,080
normally and uh work to get these houses all set up and ready for sale and you recognize one of these
1301
02:06:02,080 --> 02:06:06,480
individuals because she works very closely with your department that is fanny may herself
1302
02:06:06,480 --> 02:06:14,560
one of the best sellers if not the best seller uh that you guys have at ddr and just like all
1303
02:06:14,560 --> 02:06:26,080
the rest of them she is passed out okay um oh uh oh sleeping on the job boss isn't gonna like that
1304
02:06:26,080 --> 02:06:32,880
what kind of chairs are they sort of sitting on yeah they're like slightly ornate but otherwise
1305
02:06:32,880 --> 02:06:38,880
just like a wooden uh dining chair they don't work comfortable at all anyone who's sleeping in
1306
02:06:38,880 --> 02:06:43,840
these for more than like a couple hours it's probably gonna have just really bad like cramp or
1307
02:06:43,840 --> 02:06:53,840
something oof you know so and and she's sleeping so fizz is gonna um see her there is gonna uh climb
1308
02:06:53,840 --> 02:07:02,560
into a lap and wake up fanny give her a slap like you know the job i'm gonna call that well
1309
02:07:02,560 --> 02:07:07,520
we'll call that a impulsive action which falls under perpetrate so do be a do me a perpetrate rule
1310
02:07:07,520 --> 02:07:14,400
see if you can wake up fanny actually almost also falls under office pranks too which is perfect
1311
02:07:14,400 --> 02:07:24,640
three hey that's perfect awesome you slap fanny and she goes fizz word what are you doing here well
1312
02:07:24,640 --> 02:07:32,560
i've come here with other people from my workplace because you weren't doing your job why are you
1313
02:07:32,560 --> 02:07:37,680
sleeping and what are all these other squatters doing in this property the last thing i remember
1314
02:07:37,680 --> 02:07:43,520
was coming here to get things ready to sell the house and then what happened after that and she
1315
02:07:43,520 --> 02:07:49,040
looks around and and she you see her face turned towards uh dracula who's sitting there and i i
1316
02:07:49,040 --> 02:07:55,120
would argue that with the the shout and the slap uh i think he's probably turned around at this point
1317
02:07:55,120 --> 02:08:04,000
and she goes i remember now it was him and he looks at all of you and he says oh welcome to my castle
1318
02:08:04,000 --> 02:08:13,040
please have a seat so i can tell you all the story of my financial woes i think i'll stay
1319
02:08:13,040 --> 02:08:21,360
standing from the sleep chairs thank you very much whoa i didn't cast anything on the chairs i swear
1320
02:08:21,360 --> 02:08:30,000
these guys all just well it was very rude they sort of just conked out after maybe 20 minutes of my
1321
02:08:30,000 --> 02:08:38,640
tales well if if if that's the case could you make it more of like a a summary of said yeah well
1322
02:08:38,640 --> 02:08:46,240
a real one a real one pager would be uh appreciate one pager oh you want like the bullet points uh
1323
02:08:46,240 --> 02:08:53,680
yes give or take yeah just like the real top top points yeah yes of course um bought the castle
1324
02:08:53,680 --> 02:09:00,320
and then i got really scammed the crap out of my body too then come and hence the mum needs
1325
02:09:01,360 --> 02:09:09,760
and um i tried to fix this situation with skeletons that it was less than helpful and um
1326
02:09:09,760 --> 02:09:16,800
it's not that that's evasion yeah that last one will always kind of do you in yeah it turns out
1327
02:09:16,800 --> 02:09:25,280
the IRS is far more a formidable foe than than Helsing ever succeeded in being you've you've lost
1328
02:09:25,280 --> 02:09:31,920
this property to your financial woes is that what we're is that what you're saying
1329
02:09:31,920 --> 02:09:39,360
which is why it's come underneath our departments to sell oh so you're here with the real estate
1330
02:09:39,360 --> 02:09:47,200
as well just like all of these people yes that is the unfortunate truth i lost the house it was
1331
02:09:47,200 --> 02:09:57,680
seized by the bank oh i see um well uh perhaps there has been some kind of uh misunderstanding and
1332
02:09:57,680 --> 02:10:04,960
this could be discussed with uh with the higher ups in our department uh in our company if you
1333
02:10:04,960 --> 02:10:12,480
maybe uh wish to to pay them a visit um we could certainly arrange a meeting uh or sign some
1334
02:10:12,480 --> 02:10:19,120
documentation or something if you think it will help i mean to be fair my lawyer is just
1335
02:10:19,120 --> 02:10:26,480
frankenstein's monster and um he barely speaks english so the readings of his of the paperwork
1336
02:10:26,480 --> 02:10:33,600
well it was um it was difficult to follow if you think that there is a way i could retain my castle
1337
02:10:33,600 --> 02:10:40,640
if you if you wouldn't mind may we have a moment to discuss amongst ourselves
1338
02:10:41,440 --> 02:10:49,760
uh about your very particular problem mr dracula unlike your outfit by the way it looks fantastic
1339
02:10:49,760 --> 02:10:57,360
on me uh just i was just noticing you were all wearing it oh yeah we we love your style
1340
02:10:57,360 --> 02:11:02,400
what you wasn't through choice it's very nice mine on the other hand was through all definite
1341
02:11:02,400 --> 02:11:09,440
choice i don't speak good on you i will admit and yes of course please have your aside so and
1342
02:11:10,320 --> 02:11:20,080
there's uh sort of uh kits into a work cuddle okay i love it work with yeah um right well
1343
02:11:20,080 --> 02:11:32,240
obviously our our man here drac uh he carries this aura and renown of being a particularly
1344
02:11:33,280 --> 02:11:44,240
famous uh person what if we were to adjust it so rather than selling the property
1345
02:11:44,240 --> 02:11:56,800
uh we could have it as a rental and use the trustees that we would get from having
1346
02:11:57,520 --> 02:12:06,240
people come and stay at drax pad that that is already go ahead millie but i think that that
1347
02:12:06,240 --> 02:12:12,800
is a fair point well could we not add him as a feature so you know you get this castle and
1348
02:12:12,800 --> 02:12:19,360
you get dracula living here he's gonna be here he's gonna host all your parties he will uh maybe
1349
02:12:19,360 --> 02:12:24,880
get rid of those people that you don't like hanging around you wait i'm sure we could uh
1350
02:12:24,880 --> 02:12:32,800
sort of drive the advertising for something like that uh uh into the yeah millie you've got something
1351
02:12:32,800 --> 02:12:40,320
there too owning a property with dracula well i think i think you could also go down the route of
1352
02:12:40,320 --> 02:12:46,880
making it more of like an air b and b sort of deal where like he always hosts and like you have to
1353
02:12:46,880 --> 02:12:53,040
like it's like a subletting thing where like he gets a little bit of the chaching and then in return
1354
02:12:53,040 --> 02:12:59,520
he gets to host the party you know do order is like mummies and skeletons and stuff to kind of do the
1355
02:12:59,520 --> 02:13:06,160
cleaning and everything like that it's self-sufficient more sort of location maybe even wedding venue
1356
02:13:06,160 --> 02:13:13,280
well uh i i hate to uh push back on on all of your ideas which i i think that that this is strong
1357
02:13:13,280 --> 02:13:19,440
ideas uh all around uh in this this huddle it's been i most appreciate that but uh let's not forget
1358
02:13:19,440 --> 02:13:27,760
the uh the core values of ddr uh and uh the customer always comes first that that is
1359
02:13:27,760 --> 02:13:35,360
that is fair that is a fair point uh and uh we were tasked by vol de mortgage that you know we need
1360
02:13:35,360 --> 02:13:43,920
to remove the squatters so i was my where my head was at was uh and this is and this is just my idea
1361
02:13:43,920 --> 02:13:49,040
you know i'm just gonna stick it in your thinkwalk if it doesn't sizzle that's fine um but
1362
02:13:50,000 --> 02:13:59,120
uh what if we were to uh as we discussed before uh to um let our friend here um
1363
02:13:59,120 --> 02:14:08,720
leave the the building on the pretense of going to sign uh documents uh could even sign a little
1364
02:14:08,720 --> 02:14:13,360
something here that's some sort of guarantee that we will not reclaim the property in his
1365
02:14:13,360 --> 02:14:18,960
absence or whatever put it in the void filing cabinet right there disappears gone uh and then
1366
02:14:18,960 --> 02:14:26,560
as soon as he's outside uh then problem gone i mean i think that works too uh i i i do i do agree
1367
02:14:26,560 --> 02:14:33,920
that i don't think vol de mortgage is going to be as uh thrilled and and i know for a fact that we
1368
02:14:33,920 --> 02:14:38,480
need to make sure that we get this job done right and i don't think i don't think our company's gonna
1369
02:14:38,480 --> 02:14:45,360
want to split the funds with well dracula and tax evasion is a crime so we would be you know aiding
1370
02:14:45,360 --> 02:14:51,920
in letting a criminal exactly and and and i can't go away to jail with this beautiful face i mean
1371
02:14:51,920 --> 02:14:59,120
i'm i'm a few years from retirement i really don't want to get involved in that oh you you you make
1372
02:14:59,120 --> 02:15:08,240
a good point but i like his style and there is something potentially there about being able
1373
02:15:08,240 --> 02:15:17,600
to use his name to up the price of the property like a celebrity kind of uh absolutely cool yeah
1374
02:15:17,600 --> 02:15:24,320
i think you could also do that without dracula himself being there oh wait what if we say
1375
02:15:24,320 --> 02:15:30,720
like something like hey like you can be near the mansion or the castle it but you just can't be in
1376
02:15:30,720 --> 02:15:39,920
it what if they was part of the mansion stuff they were saying if if dracula was dracula was part of
1377
02:15:39,920 --> 02:15:50,080
the death of his own castle or or probably out of that hear hear me out here maybe we we do kind of
1378
02:15:50,080 --> 02:15:56,880
something that that helps everyone obviously dracula ain't gonna get to keep the castle so what if we
1379
02:15:56,880 --> 02:16:02,880
do instead is what we we we try and get dracula out of the castle and then what we say is hey like
1380
02:16:02,880 --> 02:16:07,760
you can't go back in the castle because this is going to be somebody else's property but what he
1381
02:16:07,760 --> 02:16:13,680
could do is then set up his own like little hay ride or something outside of the castle and then
1382
02:16:13,680 --> 02:16:19,120
it becomes like his own little like hikin trail or like dracula's path you know what i mean where
1383
02:16:19,120 --> 02:16:24,720
it's like its own whole thing where like he can even do tours around the castle that don't interrupt
1384
02:16:24,720 --> 02:16:29,760
into the people that are there and we don't have to talk about the fact that dracula now has his own
1385
02:16:29,760 --> 02:16:36,560
little side business so it's getting his own little money maker kind of going he's not in the place we
1386
02:16:36,560 --> 02:16:42,800
sell the the general area and he's not going to be doing hay rides until you know like after the
1387
02:16:42,800 --> 02:16:50,000
next couple of days after the little you know house party i'm and that is certainly out of the box
1388
02:16:50,000 --> 02:16:56,960
thinking and uh that really is uh uh has a lot of moving parts uh it's it's a best of both words
1389
02:16:56,960 --> 02:17:04,400
scenario i say i see no downside i truly think that that could work uh mild prie here dear you think
1390
02:17:04,400 --> 02:17:13,280
millie what do you think millie i don't know i mean i do think him staying here would probably be
1391
02:17:13,280 --> 02:17:17,840
easiest for everyone involved because i think turfing him out is going to be quite hard but also
1392
02:17:17,840 --> 02:17:24,640
i was thinking technically we were told to make sure that this property is ready for a party tonight
1393
02:17:24,640 --> 02:17:31,200
that it's cleaned that there's no traps there's no squatters and it's redecorated so what if we
1394
02:17:31,200 --> 02:17:38,960
if we enlist dracula into helping us then he doesn't become a squatter he can help us set a
1395
02:17:38,960 --> 02:17:47,440
door lock he can help us door the most amazing best party and uh i don't want to hear but maybe
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be like all right now you work with us like bulb like bulb like bulbs ideas ideas
1397
02:17:54,720 --> 02:18:01,440
happening in in there all fizzing up in in in me head like i'm not getting your name yeah that's
1398
02:18:01,440 --> 02:18:11,920
good yeah yeah uh what if we since we're going to be organising a party for this evening anyway
1399
02:18:11,920 --> 02:18:21,600
like you said uh millie getting dracula on board to help us with the shindig but what if we uh
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were to put ticket sales with the name of dracula this fancy shindig uh in this fantastic castle i
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02:18:31,760 --> 02:18:42,240
could work around some sort of social uh um content that we could sort of put out get people excited
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02:18:42,240 --> 02:18:54,880
come down pay a price get a photo of some kind with uh old old uh track there and uh maybe some of
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02:18:54,880 --> 02:19:02,480
those proceeds could go to them to buy the property okay okay i'm feeling i'm feeling some uh some
1404
02:19:02,480 --> 02:19:11,920
synergy developing um maybe we could yeah it could be dracula's dracula's farewell party
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02:19:11,920 --> 02:19:22,480
uh farewell tour yeah everyone needs one i like it then i'm off in style maybe tele cups uh
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i think agin is a crime i i have to consider considering he did just straight up flat out
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just admit to that i feel like it hey wait wasn't that being recorded on your phone i i didn't have
1408
02:19:36,400 --> 02:19:43,520
that particular moment but oh that's okay this learning learning learning and deepening core
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competencies so you guys hear dracula kind of call out from behind you guys he says so have you
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done it have you found the solution to my uh current predicament uh we we might have a
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certain proposal um i'm all here oh well yes uh and thanks and i also have the rest of my body
1412
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as well but it's later here no there well uh and um this is going to look to to the manager uh uh and
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uh do you want to uh you know i think you guys both speak the same language boring i mean i mean uh
1414
02:20:32,080 --> 02:20:42,560
then what uh no let's we let's circle back to that uh i'll touch base and reach out uh uh okay what
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am i doing uh i guess letting them know well i guess we can all talk tell them but i thought you
1416
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know give you the opportunity to oh i tried to so we're going with it we're going with the party
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plan yeah yeah yeah i'm gonna take it some stuff you're fair yeah at all yeah yeah okay okay uh hey
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right hey ride if you can work it though i will make sure to circle back to that holister holister
1419
02:21:11,200 --> 02:21:18,400
nods his head expectantly waiting for the hey ride to make its way in there well that's one way to
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make hey he must have stood selfish he goes over uh okay uh so uh mr drack killer uh sir um
1421
02:21:27,760 --> 02:21:39,840
okay uh so we uh so we have a proposal uh so obviously we are uh representatives of the
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realtor uh so therefore uh this uh your castle is of course going on the market and we need to make
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02:21:46,720 --> 02:21:56,480
it ready for market however uh also um it was uh under uh the instruction of our um of our company
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02:21:56,480 --> 02:22:07,920
that there will be a party uh tonight uh so we thought why not make you the make you the uh
1425
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the the how'd you pull the cool the the the lightning rod the uh catalyst the uh focal point if you
1426
02:22:15,360 --> 02:22:24,640
will the um the main event the the thank you yes the star uh of the event drack killers party
1427
02:22:24,640 --> 02:22:31,280
drack killers farewell party because of course of course you understand that obviously you cannot
1428
02:22:31,280 --> 02:22:38,080
stay living here uh you are a wanted felon uh and uh this is uh no longer your property i'm sure you
1429
02:22:38,080 --> 02:22:45,440
understand that uh and um uh so why not instead of going down the line of uh having a robust
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discussion where we get authorities involved why not turn it into the event go out with a
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bang you know like really think outside the box a hay ride could be involved for for example um yeah
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02:23:03,200 --> 02:23:10,400
what what we'd like to do mr drack you lay down exactly like mel said we want to make you
1433
02:23:10,400 --> 02:23:18,320
the star and since you'd be the star attraction people coming to see you this wonderful property
1434
02:23:18,320 --> 02:23:28,160
maybe there could be some sort of uh financial uh security that you might be able to get from
1435
02:23:28,160 --> 02:23:33,040
certain ticket sales that we could buy if i get the social strategy right
1436
02:23:33,040 --> 02:23:39,520
thank you yes i forgot about the ticket sales yes exactly if all going well and and this is as big
1437
02:23:39,520 --> 02:23:44,640
of a shinding as we're going to try and make it for you maybe you would have earned the funds to buy
1438
02:23:44,640 --> 02:23:50,960
the property back outright yeah this could be the first of its kind of disruptive innovation you know
1439
02:23:50,960 --> 02:24:00,640
like really uh bleeding edge of technology of uh innovation of realty because ddr you know we put
1440
02:24:00,640 --> 02:24:06,800
the monster in moving that that is that is our one of our core values yeah it's the jingle we put
1441
02:24:06,800 --> 02:24:16,720
the monster in realty moving but yeah i love that that's amazing so what you're saying is that we
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have a nice big party here at the castle tonight and we use it as sort of a um what is it the kids
1443
02:24:24,000 --> 02:24:32,000
are always calling it a a sort of go fund me to help reinstate my ownership of the castle from the
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bank perhaps pay off all the property taxes i owe yeah uh yeah if you like yeah uh yes hello that's
1445
02:24:41,680 --> 02:24:49,600
that's one way pun it yeah yeah if a fundraiser or you know you could also view it as a kind of um
1446
02:24:50,960 --> 02:24:58,720
send off they send off yeah if you all have the money so that you can then start your get
1447
02:24:58,720 --> 02:25:05,600
start another castle somewhere else it all depends on how how much money we make from the event
1448
02:25:05,600 --> 02:25:12,880
if it all comes through i mean that's your money to do with as you you you will right yeah fizzle
1449
02:25:12,880 --> 02:25:19,920
get a virus uh is that what they say you're gonna make it have a virus yeah i'll i'll make it go
1450
02:25:19,920 --> 02:25:29,360
viral on social yeah like that yeah um yeah have me i'm gonna have moral uh roll me a delegate check
1451
02:25:29,360 --> 02:25:42,320
okay doki ah what'd you get to name what's wrong why every role has been fine but it's
1452
02:25:42,320 --> 02:25:49,200
nothing to do with delegate as soon as this delegate you know you have one job well at least
1453
02:25:49,200 --> 02:25:55,200
you're you're sticking to your guns i mean you are it is my core competency yeah i was gonna say
1454
02:25:55,200 --> 02:26:00,960
if like your main thing so it makes sense i suppose i might have to use a word of power here as well i
1455
02:26:00,960 --> 02:26:06,000
think to turn the tide of what's going here i think i have got one that actually is suitable
1456
02:26:06,000 --> 02:26:12,080
for this situation so we will see words of power all right we're gonna cast a a spell i see that it
1457
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is a a two which definitely would be off um real quick um would you like to choose a a condition
1458
02:26:20,960 --> 02:26:28,880
to take on uh yes uh krabi krabi yep that's totally fair i think that's fitting for the situation
1459
02:26:28,880 --> 02:26:32,640
you've pitched a a brilliant idea and for some reason dracula it just kind of looks at you and
1460
02:26:32,640 --> 02:26:39,120
he goes well all done this kind of feels like i'm getting kicked out which is exactly what i'm trying
1461
02:26:39,120 --> 02:26:47,200
to avoid and then i said something about casting uh well look think of it as okay maybe temporarily
1462
02:26:47,200 --> 02:26:54,480
but in the long term the thing that will empower you that everyone will go away picturing is
1463
02:26:54,480 --> 02:27:03,040
dracula and then the greenish sort of tinge starts coalescing around mud again he says swag
1464
02:27:07,040 --> 02:27:13,200
and so like what appearing is just like there's little action figures and there's mugs with
1465
02:27:13,200 --> 02:27:18,640
dracula on it it's like summoning like from the ground like all these roots start taking shape
1466
02:27:18,640 --> 02:27:26,560
into like yeah like different sort of bits of merch that's so awesome okay hold on now that
1467
02:27:26,560 --> 02:27:33,440
hold on this is interesting tell me about this this is good well uh marketing's not really my
1468
02:27:33,440 --> 02:27:40,400
area so i'm gonna have to defer to my colleague here uh that's uh that is uh if you wouldn't mind
1469
02:27:40,400 --> 02:27:52,640
well what we could do dracula by alchum uh look at your beautiful visage you've got style you've
1470
02:27:52,640 --> 02:27:58,400
got pizzazz i'm wearing it right now because i just can't help myself you look fantastic
1471
02:27:58,400 --> 02:28:07,360
people want to be around you people want to be you absolutely we can make this a viral success
1472
02:28:07,360 --> 02:28:18,080
and you know if if things uh go off as as well as uh i think with uh let me let me just have a look
1473
02:28:18,080 --> 02:28:26,000
at my figures here look at uh within the stock markets and and uh uh how well we can get you to
1474
02:28:26,880 --> 02:28:35,120
to rise and he's gonna also uh sort of uh use a uh a spell here with his words of power as he's
1475
02:28:35,120 --> 02:28:44,320
um scrolling through on his tablet he's gonna borrow that uh word that merle has used and uh
1476
02:28:44,320 --> 02:28:47,840
stock market swag
1477
02:28:51,200 --> 02:29:01,040
to suggest the aura of the um the name that we have here with um dracula and how high we can
1478
02:29:01,040 --> 02:29:11,680
get that to rock it up for his as he's put it go fund me campaign in this drag attack event okay very
1479
02:29:11,680 --> 02:29:17,600
cool you've got you've got the marketing already running um i'm like a holographic looking sort of
1480
02:29:17,600 --> 02:29:22,560
like projection screen pops up and you just see like an arrow you know there's like the the grid
1481
02:29:22,560 --> 02:29:27,760
and there's like a little arrow that just starts going up and up and the you know it has a couple
1482
02:29:27,760 --> 02:29:33,200
of like minor dips here and there but it just continues to go up um with this idea behind
1483
02:29:33,200 --> 02:29:39,680
the this big party uh featuring dracula but then also like the following merch that would kind of
1484
02:29:39,680 --> 02:29:44,880
stem from it as well um and his eyes just kind of bug out a little bit you know you practically
1485
02:29:44,880 --> 02:29:49,520
it's almost like a cartoon where you almost see like chiching as like dollar signs pop up
1486
02:29:49,520 --> 02:29:57,360
over his eyes and he goes okay i like where this is going i look just like i did in my high days
1487
02:29:57,360 --> 02:30:03,920
do you really think there's that many dracula fans still out there that would be all over this stuff
1488
02:30:03,920 --> 02:30:14,000
well let me put it this way to you drag me out chum he lifts up his tablet and um he's been uh
1489
02:30:14,000 --> 02:30:24,960
sort of live streaming uh very shortly um as these figures have been going up say hello to the world
1490
02:30:24,960 --> 02:30:32,560
dracula oh my gosh it's on the camera this is the new founder social media stuff the kids are all
1491
02:30:32,560 --> 02:30:40,480
hello everybody hello mum and dad just kidding they are dead hello everybody else in the world
1492
02:30:41,120 --> 02:30:49,760
yeah we could have a party with your man drac what is this idea we've got a everybody look at this
1493
02:30:49,760 --> 02:30:54,800
and he holds up a little action figure of himself and he says look you can have a little dracula
1494
02:30:54,800 --> 02:31:01,120
the action figure you can fly around and terrorize the villages of your little barbies and army
1495
02:31:01,120 --> 02:31:08,160
soldiers with it come down to dracula's castle tonight we'll be having a big fancy go fund me party
1496
02:31:09,040 --> 02:31:17,760
that there ain't no party like a drac club party so you guys uh have kind of gotten i think you've
1497
02:31:17,760 --> 02:31:23,440
gotten dracula pretty on board with this idea um with the possibility that you might be able to
1498
02:31:23,440 --> 02:31:30,800
either save him or i don't know he's he's pretty open to the idea um i think you might have missed
1499
02:31:30,800 --> 02:31:36,800
the bit about the the corn the hayride but um you know you might be able to get him back on it
1500
02:31:36,800 --> 02:31:40,560
you might be able to get him back on it we'll see uh based on how things pan out
1501
02:31:40,560 --> 02:31:48,320
with that being said uh with dracula kind of at your back uh what are you guys planning on
1502
02:31:48,320 --> 02:31:53,600
doing with the mansion as it is all the things that you've experienced so far uh any particular
1503
02:31:53,600 --> 02:32:02,880
kind of final to do before you guys uh or in order to get this place ready for tonight and i'm uh
1504
02:32:02,880 --> 02:32:12,240
this is going to use a another spell spell all out hey now's the time yeah uh he's um uh
1505
02:32:12,240 --> 02:32:23,600
looking at um the property he's looking at the potential um fans that would be coming down to
1506
02:32:23,600 --> 02:32:31,440
this event and he's like oh i can imagine all of your your fans these fanboys these golf girls all
1507
02:32:31,440 --> 02:32:40,480
wanting to come and get a piece of this action this evening um and i want this place to have the most
1508
02:32:40,480 --> 02:32:53,120
explosive fantastical aura and he uses his uh word of power and uh in doing this he's he's sort
1509
02:32:53,120 --> 02:33:03,360
of looking to i can see uh uh oh um things in black will will have uh uh the seating this
1510
02:33:03,360 --> 02:33:10,320
velvety red will will um will have a beautiful carpet that leads up these stairs and he's
1511
02:33:11,200 --> 02:33:23,040
he's imagining how to emphasize um Dracula's appeal is yeah yes his style and um make it work
1512
02:33:23,040 --> 02:33:29,840
for the particular people that he envisages envisages coming to this event so he's gonna draw
1513
02:33:29,840 --> 02:33:40,800
all of that out to make it as epic and as stylish gothic as possible awesome i think that
1514
02:33:41,280 --> 02:33:48,880
by by use of this you have significantly uh sped up that time to kind of redirect or redecorate
1515
02:33:48,880 --> 02:33:57,200
things based on sort of this this artistic creations that you've put together drawings and even like
1516
02:33:57,200 --> 02:34:02,240
you use like illusion magic to kind of like look this is what i'm trying to go for and then people
1517
02:34:02,240 --> 02:34:09,280
are able to bring in the necessary resources to quickly get that up and so again you speed forward
1518
02:34:09,280 --> 02:34:14,880
a lot of the redecoration time does anybody else have anything they would like to ensure
1519
02:34:14,880 --> 02:34:20,000
they get done before this party tonight you have i think we said it was about noon one when you guys
1520
02:34:20,000 --> 02:34:25,520
came up to the top of this area we're probably looking at three to four hours before this party
1521
02:34:25,520 --> 02:34:33,840
kicks off so i think before fizzwood does that millie will use her power word yes and okay including
1522
02:34:33,840 --> 02:34:40,720
the um the dance hall area we found under this okay perfect yes using agasta definitely get
1523
02:34:40,720 --> 02:34:44,720
that smell out because that's that's definitely going to be a big thing too is that just stems
1524
02:34:44,720 --> 02:34:52,720
around in the walls yes absolutely beautiful okay i would say that uh holister is going to use a word
1525
02:34:52,720 --> 02:35:00,080
of power and create the spell dream house or basically on the outside all of like the moat
1526
02:35:00,080 --> 02:35:05,120
and everything like that like starts to clean itself up so like it looks like a very nice moat
1527
02:35:05,120 --> 02:35:12,720
and like the like just the flora and fauna outside starts to look a little neater and nicer and more
1528
02:35:12,720 --> 02:35:17,600
well-trend fantastic absolutely that exterior is the first thing everybody's going to see when
1529
02:35:17,600 --> 02:35:24,080
they stop by so it's important to make sure that it looks spick and spam so fantastic anything from
1530
02:35:24,080 --> 02:35:30,080
from merle merle is going to be uh he's going to be liaising between the different teams uh to make
1531
02:35:30,080 --> 02:35:34,160
sure there's synergy and that we're all moving in the same direction because there's a lot of moving
1532
02:35:34,160 --> 02:35:44,640
parts in this plan maybe implore um dracula to also um to also muck in and help as well absolutely
1533
02:35:44,640 --> 02:35:52,080
and i think to a certain extent you know i think he has to get past a little bit of that um a famous
1534
02:35:52,080 --> 02:35:58,000
individual mentality you could say uh to get himself to the framework that i need to be a part
1535
02:35:58,000 --> 02:36:03,680
of all of this cleaning as well and so it is very important that you're able to get him into that
1536
02:36:03,680 --> 02:36:08,640
mindset so that he actually is helping rather than just what sitting on around and ordering people
1537
02:36:08,640 --> 02:36:14,960
about or making it all about him at the moment so i think that's fantastic is uh the um this you know
1538
02:36:14,960 --> 02:36:20,480
a single stick uh breaks it's on its own but then if you put five sticks together it's a lot harder
1539
02:36:20,480 --> 02:36:27,840
to break absolutely absolutely the age old adage there fantastic a bundle of sticks um awesome well
1540
02:36:27,840 --> 02:36:33,200
your bundle of sticks is hard at work getting everything ready for the party and so by the time
1541
02:36:33,200 --> 02:36:39,360
that uh fizz's marketing skills have blown up across the internet attracting all sorts of
1542
02:36:39,360 --> 02:36:47,520
individuals to teleport themselves to the location for this party tonight uh the house looks magnificent
1543
02:36:48,320 --> 02:36:57,600
it is sparkling clean on the inside and outside the exterior looks polished and clean the interior
1544
02:36:57,600 --> 02:37:05,360
spotless uh and covered in gorgeous decor uh with sort of a gothic tone to it so all of these you
1545
02:37:05,360 --> 02:37:13,120
know monster fans these Dracula fans from across the lands absolutely loving the vibes here and of
1546
02:37:13,120 --> 02:37:20,400
course uh joining you as well is your your boss uh Voldemort gauge and he approaches you all and he
1547
02:37:20,400 --> 02:37:28,800
says oh i'm not sure entirely uh how the Dracula thing being here works but i must say you have
1548
02:37:28,800 --> 02:37:35,920
all done a phenomenal job at preparing this place for this party tonight i i will assure you all
1549
02:37:35,920 --> 02:37:43,040
that you can expect next week one of the finest and most impressive pizza parties you have ever
1550
02:37:43,040 --> 02:37:50,160
seen i love a bit pizza party yes i i knew you would i know that's exactly what every employee
1551
02:37:50,160 --> 02:37:57,680
is hoping for in doing any amount of work whatsoever is one of those extravagant pizza parties one of
1552
02:37:57,680 --> 02:38:02,320
those pizzas with like the different types of pepperoni on it would be fun to harm and oh
1553
02:38:02,320 --> 02:38:08,480
oh certainly we will we will go all out on this pizza party you might say it's the key takeaway
1554
02:38:09,200 --> 02:38:21,280
the key to with that i honestly you guys absolutely nailed it you managed to bring all of this together
1555
02:38:21,280 --> 02:38:28,320
i know murl took a lot of stress throughout the entirety of that but thankfully you guys were
1556
02:38:28,320 --> 02:38:35,760
able to overcome that was my my write-up of business wizards you guys you guys threw a phenomenal party
1557
02:38:36,320 --> 02:38:42,560
we'll leave the the how much money was raised and sort of what direction it went to to the
1558
02:38:42,560 --> 02:38:49,840
listeners to imagine but all in all you guys did an absolutely phenomenal job thank you all so much
1559
02:38:49,840 --> 02:38:55,200
for for joining me for this business wizards and and creating such unique characters i really
1560
02:38:55,200 --> 02:39:01,920
appreciate it thank you thank you so much fantastic time thank you yeah absolutely and then uh just
1561
02:39:02,480 --> 02:39:07,760
for kind of a finish out do you guys want to do any any plugs uh haven do you want to you
1562
02:39:07,760 --> 02:39:14,560
want to kick things off yeah sure um uh well i hope you all enjoyed i certainly had a super fun
1563
02:39:14,560 --> 02:39:21,840
time uh if you want to hear more from me and my my whole group um we are over at campaign casters
1564
02:39:21,840 --> 02:39:28,400
podcast that's on spotify apple music all your sort of stuff that's camp a i g n casters we are a
1565
02:39:28,400 --> 02:39:33,440
high f s e t t r p g podcast designed to introduce you to your fictional home away from home so that
1566
02:39:33,440 --> 02:39:40,480
that'll that's all about me fantastic awesome yes definitely check out campaign casters do you uh
1567
02:39:40,480 --> 02:39:48,800
andrew do you want to jump in and give a shout out for for sketchy rolls absolutely uh i'm i'm
1568
02:39:48,800 --> 02:39:58,080
andrew i'm the uh gm over at sketchy rolls uh we are also an actual play dnd podcast you can find
1569
02:39:58,080 --> 02:40:06,800
us on on spotify every everywhere there are audio programs that play podcast yeah you'll find us
1570
02:40:06,800 --> 02:40:15,680
search for sketchy rolls and i i'm also joined by cast members uh jack and claire who also appear
1571
02:40:15,680 --> 02:40:22,000
on sketchy rolls so uh definitely find us there and if you want to find us on socials at sketchy
1572
02:40:22,000 --> 02:40:29,440
rolls uh we're on instagram too and uh tick tock thanks yeah yeah claire jack anything to add
1573
02:40:29,440 --> 02:40:35,280
will my actor now navigating parenthood uh you can find me on instagram at clary bell
1574
02:40:35,280 --> 02:40:39,760
i try and post there when i'm not covered in um fluids
1575
02:40:41,600 --> 02:40:45,440
pair
1576
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oh boy uh and uh yeah uh for myself obviously at the beginning i managed to to front load with
1577
02:40:56,400 --> 02:41:03,040
plugging my uh my more sort of nerdy pursuits channel but if you want to follow uh me and my
1578
02:41:03,040 --> 02:41:11,360
more acting and voice acting pursuits uh i'm at vo jack uk on uh and all good social media platforms
1579
02:41:11,840 --> 02:41:17,680
fantastic uh well again thank you guys all uh for participating for for playing such awesome
1580
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characters and for taking the time to to sit down with me and have a good time uh i've only run this
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one once before and so it's really fun to be able to see another group do it and and the different
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decisions that got made along the way so that's always really fun to me of course uh my name is
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skyler from session zero heroes and again as everybody had mentioned if you enjoyed these other
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members please go check them out i'll have links in the description so you can go check out all
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of their stuff um whether it be campaign cast or sketchy roles um or claire bell or jack uh for
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the voiceover stuff uh fantastic work all around thank you all so much and uh we will see you guys
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next time fanny may is back and i certainly won't be letting dracula or anyone else for that matter
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catch me off guard again i'm awake and ready to get back to selling but before i head out to the
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next magical mansion or death trap dungeon i've got a quick message for all of you amazing listeners
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out there first off a huge thank you for tuning into session zero heroes business wizards one shot
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they love showcasing the wild and wonderful world of tt rpgs and it's always great to have you along
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for the ride secondly we want to give a massive shout out to the amazing team over at sketchy roles
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claire andrew and jack as well as haven from campaign casters if you enjoyed them and their
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characters please be sure to check out their shows as well we have magical links in the description
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for their various channels speaking of links if you want to see more of what's being conjured up
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by session zero heroes be sure to take a portal over to the website or browse to the other tt rpg
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actual play series and one shops from the intricate elemental bending of avatar legends to the
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magical mayhem of dungeons and dragons they strive to craft unique and entertaining stories
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across a variety of systems there's plenty to binge and plenty more brewing to ensure you
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don't miss out on their future enchanting productions make sure to drop a follow or
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subscribe on whatever podcast streaming platform you're using same goes for the aethernest you
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can find them on facebook instagram tiktok x blu sky discord and mastodon give them on
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follow on whichever dark or light corner of the internet you frequent with that i'm off to close
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another deal on a slightly possessed property be sure to check back next week for the seh 2025 monster
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of the week one shot which i heard is truly chilling a perfect five and has been for october
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see you all next time
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