Episode 16 - Moss Problems | Rime of the Frostmaiden | D&D 2024 Actual Play 5.5E

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I got.
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To eat a couple more. It's built different.
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It's built different.
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Oh, I didn't hit the music.
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Oh, shit. He had one job.
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We all get a hero point. And now you have this.
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All righty.
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This track by Alexander Nakarata is titled Grim Reaper.
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Oh, hell yeah. Rim the world.
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We're going to bring Rim Reaper. All righty.
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Welcome, everyone, back to same day. This sounds like the
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beginning of Ball with a Ball. Did I accidentally hit
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Ball with a Ball?
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You do that often. Welcome, everyone, back to the party.
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I do.
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I always play that song.
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Welcome, everyone, back to Same Crit, Different Day. It is
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your boy, Kev, the 3DM, your Dirty Dog Dungeon Master.
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The party has got themselves in an interesting situation. They're
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trying to destroy this mold and find their way past
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this devil statue. And in the middle of it, they
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heard a voice telling them to make themselves known. And
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if you want to speak with me, you come to me.
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Beware the mold. How'd she get there without her boat?
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I don't know. We'll have to, maybe you can ask her.
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Maybe someone dropped her off.
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So, all righty, let's go ahead and meet the party,
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starting over here with, who are you? Who is that?
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Oh, hello, everyone. My name is Sarah, and I play
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a tiefling warlock named Rivian Bane. Hell yes.
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Yes.
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I'm Nolan, playing Diego Martif, a human rogue, and the
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bursar now for the Del Fuegos.
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Oh, yes, the Del Fuegos.
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No, I think the next guy's the vice president.
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The vice president of the Del Fuegos. Introduce yourself. When
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you're done eating.
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He's still eating.
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This is my last episode. Fuck this.
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No, don't say that because you're really not going to
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be here for a little bit.
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Yeah, like six fucking months.
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Like six fucking months.
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All right.
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This is your vice president, Triple B.
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Let's go. Big brother boy, a.k.a.
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Sabo Grimshank. You're not Sabo Grimshank. Damien Corpsegrinder? Damien Corpsegrinder.
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Let's go.
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Sabo says.
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I don't have anything funny. This is Tim. I play
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Gideon Nightshade.
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Hell yeah, dude. Hell yeah.
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You didn't have anything funny.
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I didn't.
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That was hilarious, dude.
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And joining us, our very special guest once again.
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It's me. I'm Rania. Rania. I play Bernie. Bernie. Hell yes.
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I like that.
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We got a little update real quick on Keem. I
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forgot to tell you. I was going to save it
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for T-Bro C, but Andrew's here.
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Yeah. He's dead. Whoa.
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Andrew. That was off my dad.
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So on Monday, Keem came in and he was like.
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In sandals.
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He's like, man, I had a good weekend. everything's completely
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changed every day has been horrible and shitty but uh
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monday he's like man i had a great weekend um
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things are going great um i'm really working on bettering
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myself yeah dude he's like i thought about i'm bettering
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myself making changes and i was like dude hell yeah
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that's awesome man i was like um what what are
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you doing and remember how he just moved into this
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new place yeah he's this is how he's bettering himself
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i'm gonna keep my room clean God damn, dude.
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Is he 11? That's it.
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That was literally it.
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I was like, oh, I was like, nice. See what else?
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That was it. I was like, didn't you just move in, dude?
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Like how, they already have to move out in like
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two months.
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Yeah.
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They already have to leave.
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Fuck.
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So fucking funny. All right, let's get into this episode now.
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It's probably cause he fucking shitting outside in a bucket.
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Oh, okay.
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So as the party is standing right outside the range
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of this icy room and mold growing, you heard a
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voice telling you to first telling you to get out.
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And then when you spoke her name saying Avarice, she said,
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if you want to speak with me, make yourselves known.
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You come to me. Watch out for that brown mold.
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Because we're all in the way, right?
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Not me, I'm on the boat.
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If someone had a good spell, they could smoke a
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bunch of us. We're in a bad situation.
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Should we just... I can walk in. I'll walk in
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with you. I've got a disguise kit. Can I dress
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up as a black knight?
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No.
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Oh, I have those necklaces.
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You could put one of the necklaces on if that's
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what you want to do. No.
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No.
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I have four necklaces. I don't want to do that. Okay. Fire.
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If I die, I'm ice. Oh, that's true.
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Remember that mold.
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The mold.
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Yeah.
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The mold is in the back of my brain.
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Unless you run past it.
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And we know that fire made it grow.
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Yes.
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I can hit with ice.
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I got ice spells.
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Do we have anything for fire? What if we just
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started a huge fire in that vestibular area?
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Inside a smoker. Let's do it.
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Start a fire.
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What if it causes the mold to spread outside of
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the room, though?
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Yeah.
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Because it liked fire.
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Ice punch.
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So we got to shoot frost in there to diminish that?
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Rivian has an ice thing. Can I misty step to
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the entrance of that room on the right?
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You have to be able to see where you're Misty
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stepping to. So you can only Misty step to a
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square you can see.
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You could run in there and then Misty.
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We don't know where she's, like, yelling at us from,
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do we?
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You can pinpoint that it's coming from the eastern side,
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which is, if you're looking at the map, the one
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that has the red. That looks like an office.
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Gotcha. Okay.
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But you guys don't know that's in there.
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And the mold is in here?
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The mold is spread all around that backside, and it's
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almost coming into the hallway now. Like on both sides,
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it's spread from that fire.
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Let's use your froth. You have a spell? Oh, no.
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I don't know if.
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You had a scroll. Dude, this was the music that played.
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Have you heard of the rim gripper?
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Fuck yeah.
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Fuck yeah.
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Do you have any?
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I have no ice.
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Besides that dagger.
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Give me a nature check. Anyone that's, like, talking about
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strategies for this mold.
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I have no ice. I just have allergies.
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What is nature? Naughty by nature?
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Oh, yeah.
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It's naughty by nature. Naughty by nature. Give me a
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plus one nature. I'll try it. Only ten.
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I also rolled a ten. I have a six.
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That looks like a pretty good one there. I think
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I'd set a 10, too. Nice, dude.
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That's what I'm talking about.
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And we're consistent. The Del Fuegos represent.
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Yeah. What the hell is nature? We don't know.
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Okay, what were your nature rolls?
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10. I think I almost got 10. Okay.
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I got 6.
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Okay, well, you noticed that the fire caused it to expand.
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You do know that.
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It is very, very cold the closer you get to it.
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And as soon as the mold expanded out into both
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sides of the hallway, that it got a lot colder
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than it was just a little bit ago.
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Does anybody have anything water? Can I use my scroll
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of protection from cold?
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Yeah.
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So you go ahead and use protection from cold on yourself.
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Let me go ahead and.
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Pull it up.
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This is smart. Can I talk to the mold?
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Mr.
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Mold.
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And then I can walk in first once that's set.
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Okay, pulling up the spell. Protection from cold. It lasts
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for up to one hour. And you have resistance to cold.
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So you take half damage from it.
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So it is... You.
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Would need to have.
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You would need to have Gideon use the scroll on you.
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Okay.
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So she hands you a scroll, asks you to cast it.
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You cast it on her, and now she has resistance
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to cold for one hour.
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Okay. Do I have to roll something? No.
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Oh, okay.
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There you go. Oh, thanks.
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Oh, yeah, dude.
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I hope you just yell at her face.
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So the fire made it grow, but it's cold.
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Yes, the fire caused it to grow, but... And it's
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giving off a very cold feeling. None of you rolled
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high enough to know anything about this.
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I got a 12 and that wasn't high enough.
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Sorry, bud.
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Man, that really hurts.
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Sorry, dude.
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I'm very disappointed in myself.
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First it hurt my heart and then it hurt my feelings.
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Rivian, do you still have that letter from what's his
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name to the lady that's in the room?
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Yeah. Can I have that?
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When you were reading that scroll and casting it, because
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you do have to read it out loud and cast it.
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While you were doing that, you notice that a black
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crow oh i caught the crows comes flying out and
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flies past you all and just kind of sits on
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the boat oh yeah you want to talk to it.
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Yeah what's up crow.
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What's up crow so you you can speak with animals
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yeah what's up crow And you say that, and it
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turns its head, kind of tilting, looking at you, realizing
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you can communicate, and it doesn't say anything back.
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Well, fine. Don't talk to me then.
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You know anything I need to know?
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It's just watching you, keeping an eye on you.
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So it doesn't like me.
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The way you were talking to it was like how
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Mark Wahlberg talks to the plant in The Happening.
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Hey, you guys see this report on the honeybees? We
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bring that up a lot. So you moved into that room?
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That's probably my favorite.
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Has it been cast?
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Yeah, so you now have resistance to cold. What would
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you like to do?
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Is everyone okay with that if I move in? Yeah.
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I think you're going to get attacked by that mold
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as soon as you go in, though.
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I'm really hoping I don't, but we got to do something.
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Get ready to, I mean, yeah, we can kind of. Combat.
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We'll try to move out.
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Like, whoever's right back on the outside, I know it's tight.
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If we could just go on either side of that.
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to give them space to kind of move out a little.
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So this is Bernie here.
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Yeah, Bernie's in the front.
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Me. Okay, so you guys are both just staying there.
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Yeah. And then we're kind of already back there.
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Yeah, you two are in the room where the.
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We're trying to make room in case they have to
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back up.
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Trying to open the chest.
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And then since you are on the boat still, the
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crow is perched on the other end of the boat
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just watching you all.
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Eyeballing you.
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And what's her name again?
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Avarice.
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Avarice.
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All right, so, Bernie, your scales are now covered in, like,
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this icy frost protection. What would you like to do?
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I would like to slowly shuffle in.
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All right. Like, against the wall?
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No.
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The mold is on the back wall.
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Okay.
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Yeah.
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No, I just kind of want to, like, shuffle my
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feet on the ice. Okay. And, like, move across and.
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Go, Mr.
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Savaris.
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So, as you are sliding across... As soon as you
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get to the opening in the hallway.
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Want me to move her?
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Yeah.
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So you move about 10 feet. As soon as you
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get right there, because of the expansion of the mold,
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I need you to make a constitution saving.
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Fuck.
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This is scary.
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The music's perfect.
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No.
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It's like the scene in World War Z where the plague.
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Those dice are awesome.
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When they try to run through that facility, you know.
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That was good.
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It does remind me of.
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This music's sweet.
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It is called Zombie Escape.
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Doesn't it sound like.
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Oh, there you go.
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Did you already say... He said World War Z, but
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I was also thinking 28 Days Later. 28 Days Later, yeah.
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This sounds like 28 Days Later, but we were just
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discussing the... One scene in that one zombie movie.
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All of a sudden you hear in the song, you hear, oh,
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sweet half pipe. It's like, oh, this is 28 days skater.
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That's stupid.
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Okay.
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What was your constitution saving throw?
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Nine. Nine.
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Okay. There's good news and bad news.
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Oh, shit.
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The good news is you cast resistance from cold on you.
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Yeah.
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So.
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On her birthday. We should keep doing that. Dude, that
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show is so funny.
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On his birthday.
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Every time.
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So instead of taking 32 damage, you take 16.
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God damn, don't go in there, guys.
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And you move past that into the hallway.
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Fuck, dude.
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If you want to move Bernie one step closer.
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32 would have literally killed my character.
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Yeah, this shit is no joke.
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Fuck. Yeah, that would have dropped me real good.
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The good news is... You see this room. It's small.
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It is very dimly lit. It's almost complete darkness. Only
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glowing like a faint glow of a candle sitting on
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a small writing desk. You see a pale figure sitting
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behind it. An albino tiefling. As she has an amusing
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smirk on her face just watching you come back through
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like shaking, freezing. Her white hair falls loosely around her shoulders.
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She's wearing white feathered leather armor with a dark brown
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set of clothes beneath. She's sitting at a small desk
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in the dark writing in a book that is covered
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in white leather wrapping. She continues writing and she doesn't
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look up. She says, so you're the one. It's interesting.
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And then she closes the book and looks up at you.
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I have the letter that Rivian found in the office
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and it's like crumpled between my hands.
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And I go, Mr. Savarus.
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And you bring her the letter.
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I shuffle in.
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You shuffle in.
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I give myself a hunchback first. Okay.
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The crow flies up off the boat, flies past all
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of you and back, and it perches on one of
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her horns.
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Oh, yeah.
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Let me show you what she looks like.
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She sounds pretty cool.
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Yeah, maybe she'll join the party.
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Kind of like the concept.
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Yeah.
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She'll teach us her new ability to get rid of this.
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Get rid of the mold. Moldy.
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Where did her picture go?
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Lord Moldybutt.
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It's called... I can't shit your pants.
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We just need like Lysol or something to clean up.
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Bleach. Yeah.
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If you have any Pinesol.
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Ajax.
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It's gone. That was easy. Maybe we have a sponge.
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Well, I just actually wanted you guys to clean my cave.
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Thank God you took care of him. He had 32
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fucking damage.
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That's insane.
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Here she is.
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No nice person hangs out with all these dead men.
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Oh, what the fuck are those things with her? And
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you see behind her is some sort of ice staff.
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Those gargoyles you don't see. Those aren't with her.
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I just did.
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It's just her sitting at the desk, this albino tiefling
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with a black crow. And as soon as you walk in,
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out of like instinct, she grabs the staff that's behind her,
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not to attack you or anything, just grabs it to
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keep it nearby. And then you slide her that letter.
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Can I like army crawl in behind, like stay as
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low to the ground as possible?
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Yeah, if you wish to.
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I would not recommend that. You're not in there. You're
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in there by yourself. They don't know. Can I just
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stay in the middle of the room where I have
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eyes on her?
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Where at in the middle of the room?
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Just like smack dab.
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Like we're up against the.
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Yeah, like right there.
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Okay.
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Yeah.
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Go ahead and move in.
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Okay.
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Give me a constitution saving throw.
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Oh, no.
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Natural 20. Come on. She's got it. It's been rolling fucking...
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I thought I had like.
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You're getting.
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Put that merino down. We know that's what you got.
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An Andrew Dice tray, please.
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I think he's just got damaged dice at this point.
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Oh, okay.
397
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I have a plus four.
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For my saving throw.
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I have some sort of....
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It's Constitution saving throws for your concentration. If you're thinking
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of advantage, it might be that.
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Okay.
403
00:17:27.849 --> 00:17:29.869
Oh, is this that one time with the crew?
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Unveiling atmosphere. Is this fun time with the crew?
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Why?
406
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Is everyone having fun?
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Okay, what was your cutscene saving throw?
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I'm on a boat.
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I'm on a boat. Plus one. So eight.
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Eight.
411
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Oh no.
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I might be dead.
413
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No, you're not. Oh God. If you die, I quit.
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You take 25 cold damage.
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Oh, my God. Jesus.
416
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That's just too much.
417
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Okay.
418
00:17:57.549 --> 00:18:01.849
So, you would... If you would have passed your nature checks,
419
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you would learn a little bit more about this. And
420
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fire did cause it to expand out five feet in
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every direction.
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My bad. So.
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I mean, no, that's a first instinct. I like everything
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on fire. At least she did it with a ranged thing.
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If you would have done it with a flame sword
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or a torch, you would have been fucked.
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I think you would have tried the flames. Oh, 1,000%
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I would have. Yes, 25.
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And as soon as you do that, Avris, she looks
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over your shoulder and sees that and says, I wouldn't recommend...
431
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Anyone else approaching near that brown mold?
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I'm going to run in.
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You jump like you're jumping into a Velcro wall.
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I'll jump in.
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Making mold angels.
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Get us all at once. While I'm in air, I'm like,
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fuck you, mold.
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This is some scary shit.
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00:18:51.990 --> 00:18:55.339
Okay, so she reads that letter and she kind of
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just scoffs at it. Stay together, man. Well, seeing as
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how Kadroth has been defeated, I take it it was
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your group that did so. I can't say that I
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blame any of you after speaking with him for more
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than two seconds. I would be lying if I said
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I didn't want to do the same. However, my alliance
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with them did give me this base of operations. But
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since I no longer have that for me and you
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all to thank, I will be heading out now.
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Where are you going? I mean, nobody really knows that
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you're down here. You could stay.
451
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You say that from out there?
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Yeah.
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Where I am going is of my business. I'm sure
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our paths will cross again sometime.
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What's the trick to this mold?
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Don't go in it. Don't go near it.
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Is there a way to get rid of it, though?
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Yes.
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How?
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You seem like a smart group. You'll figure it out.
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00:20:02.759 --> 00:20:06.599
Yes, but you're a smart lady, and I know that
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you know what you're doing.
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Thank you. She goes to leave and says, if you're
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looking to get to the other end over there, there's
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a lever in that far room that will open up
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those two doors. That's where he was putting the servants.
467
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Okay, cool. How do you expect to leave without the boat?
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The boat is just a convenience. It's no issue.
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Oh, do you fly?
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Have you left that spot? No. You're still lying there?
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I'm just like curled up in a ball laying on
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the floor.
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Are you going to get out of the range of
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the mold?
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Yeah, I would get out.
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Yeah, I'm like... Okay, so you're crawling. She steps over
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you and... So she moved past me?
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Yes.
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Did the mold attack her?
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Does not seem to fully be affected by it.
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What the fuck?
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What the.
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Seems to possibly... have some sort of resistance or shake
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it off, or if she did get affected, she didn't
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seem to make it known.
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I don't like this.
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I kind of feel like we need to let her go.
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00:21:24.930 --> 00:21:27.240
Miss Evers, that's a very nice raven you have.
489
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Thank you.
490
00:21:30.299 --> 00:21:34.599
It wouldn't talk to me. Must not like Goliath.
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I mean, I'm thinking if she heads out, then.
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No harm, no foul if she leaves, but I think
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we'll be dealing with her again.
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Yeah, but it'll be just her and not the mold.
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I hope.
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Can I ask a question?
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She turns back, looks over her shoulder.
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Yes?
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Why are you guys anti-Duragard? Well, do you like Duragard? No,
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but I just feel like for some reason you guys
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should be on the same side as something.
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No, I'm not on the same side as a duergar.
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Whatever the rest of them upstairs were on about, that
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didn't concern me at all.
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What were you doing that he was so worried about?
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I mean, you've met him. Sees me as a threat.
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Which I can't blame him for.
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I think pretty much anyone was a threat to him.
509
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And she, for the first time, she kind of, like, laughs.
510
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Give me a perception check. Whoa.
511
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Natural 20.
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15.
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15. You do not see an amulet around her neck.
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Oh, she's a frostbite girl.
515
00:22:59.650 --> 00:23:03.230
Yeah, different groups. But, um.
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Yeah, she pretty much told your group that she's just...
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This was a convenience, like, being able to operate out
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of here. What she's doing, you don't know. She didn't
519
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give in at all to tell you anything.
520
00:23:19.559 --> 00:23:20.480
Can she hear me?
521
00:23:22.700 --> 00:23:26.420
Yeah, you're all pretty close. She's, like, getting ready to leave.
522
00:23:27.140 --> 00:23:29.490
Are you planning to take out the duergar?
523
00:23:30.509 --> 00:23:31.769
I don't really.
524
00:23:33.240 --> 00:23:36.839
Care about the duergar. If they're in my way, sure.
525
00:23:37.539 --> 00:23:40.000
But I'm not going out of my way to hunt
526
00:23:40.039 --> 00:23:41.859
down dwarves.
527
00:23:42.380 --> 00:23:44.599
We plan to take them out, but we have to
528
00:23:44.640 --> 00:23:46.940
get past this mold. They have to get out of
529
00:23:46.960 --> 00:23:47.480
this mold.
530
00:23:50.319 --> 00:23:51.420
Will that chest help us?
531
00:23:53.769 --> 00:23:57.150
All right.
532
00:23:57.250 --> 00:23:57.769
She says.
533
00:23:57.789 --> 00:23:58.109
I tried.
534
00:23:58.130 --> 00:23:58.410
All right.
535
00:23:58.430 --> 00:24:00.710
Well.
536
00:24:02.460 --> 00:24:03.279
I gave you ten gold.
537
00:24:03.299 --> 00:24:05.980
I don't really care for Cadroth at all. It doesn't
538
00:24:06.019 --> 00:24:11.220
bother me that you took him out. And since I'm
539
00:24:11.240 --> 00:24:13.660
going to be heading out, consider this my parting gift.
540
00:24:14.099 --> 00:24:18.680
And she turns around from, like, behind the middle of
541
00:24:18.700 --> 00:24:20.849
the room, not quite in the middle. She has her staff,
542
00:24:21.430 --> 00:24:23.690
and she slams it into the ground, and you just
543
00:24:23.710 --> 00:24:26.670
see this giant blast. If you want to make an
544
00:24:26.710 --> 00:24:30.089
arcana check, anyone that can cast spells.
545
00:24:30.450 --> 00:24:31.210
Well, not me.
546
00:24:31.410 --> 00:24:31.910
I can cast spells.
547
00:24:34.420 --> 00:24:36.900
Wow, 20.
548
00:24:36.900 --> 00:24:37.460
Natural 20.
549
00:24:37.460 --> 00:24:39.329
Everything needs to be told to do.
550
00:24:39.349 --> 00:24:39.829
Okay.
551
00:24:41.069 --> 00:24:42.369
It's under intelligence.
552
00:24:44.390 --> 00:24:47.450
You see that she slams this staff down on the
553
00:24:47.490 --> 00:24:53.200
ground and just this giant blast of cold air. hits
554
00:24:53.240 --> 00:24:56.759
this wall, destroying all of the mold and just freezing
555
00:24:56.819 --> 00:24:57.960
the entire back wall.
556
00:24:57.980 --> 00:24:58.779
It was ice.
557
00:24:58.819 --> 00:24:59.980
What was your arcana?
558
00:25:00.519 --> 00:25:00.819
Six.
559
00:25:00.839 --> 00:25:01.299
Six.
560
00:25:01.420 --> 00:25:02.180
You had a natural 20?
561
00:25:02.180 --> 00:25:04.220
With 22 total.
562
00:25:04.440 --> 00:25:04.859
Okay.
563
00:25:05.140 --> 00:25:07.400
So both of you recognize this spell. This is a
564
00:25:07.480 --> 00:25:12.140
Cone of Cold spell, which is a level five spell,
565
00:25:12.599 --> 00:25:16.460
which is a very powerful spell. Wisely chosen. And so
566
00:25:16.480 --> 00:25:19.549
she slams her staff into the ground. You see like
567
00:25:19.569 --> 00:25:21.970
the crystallized frost on the end of the staff glow
568
00:25:22.369 --> 00:25:25.690
as a shockwave just freezes everything back there. You all
569
00:25:25.829 --> 00:25:28.690
instantly get colder, but you don't take any damage from it.
570
00:25:28.690 --> 00:25:29.789
But that mold is destroyed.
571
00:25:29.809 --> 00:25:32.289
What kind of damage does that do offhand? You don't
572
00:25:32.309 --> 00:25:34.970
have to look it up.
573
00:25:35.190 --> 00:25:41.289
It does cold damage. So it's like just immense cold. Oh,
574
00:25:41.289 --> 00:25:43.029
are you talking about the cone of cold?
575
00:25:43.089 --> 00:25:48.910
Yeah. A lot. Yeah, it's like 6d6.
576
00:25:49.069 --> 00:25:49.789
More than that.
577
00:25:50.269 --> 00:25:50.730
Jesus.
578
00:25:50.910 --> 00:25:51.809
It is a level 5 spell.
579
00:25:51.829 --> 00:25:55.089
It's like fireball for second cold. Yeah.
580
00:25:56.390 --> 00:25:57.279
It does 8d8. Holy shit.
581
00:25:57.299 --> 00:25:58.519
She's probably level 7 or 8.
582
00:25:58.500 --> 00:26:00.019
You wouldn't kill Damien. Because you got a natural 20.
583
00:26:00.000 --> 00:26:01.259
Potentially 64. Because you got a natural 20.
584
00:26:01.240 --> 00:26:01.779
It does 8d8.
585
00:26:01.799 --> 00:26:02.299
She's level 7 or 8.
586
00:26:02.279 --> 00:26:02.440
What?
587
00:26:02.460 --> 00:26:04.019
Oh, I'll just say thank you. As part of my
588
00:26:04.059 --> 00:26:04.490
gift to you all.
589
00:26:15.680 --> 00:26:19.660
I have decided that I will not be talking or
590
00:26:19.720 --> 00:26:21.480
answering any more questions. Okay.
591
00:26:21.779 --> 00:26:24.480
Well, until we meet again. Stay warm.
592
00:26:25.740 --> 00:26:26.720
Thank you.
593
00:26:26.849 --> 00:26:32.250
From behind, without seeing your face, you hear another little chuckle,
594
00:26:32.309 --> 00:26:35.059
a little. Where you just hear like air come out
595
00:26:35.079 --> 00:26:35.980
from her laughing at this.
596
00:26:36.000 --> 00:26:41.019
Stay warm. Have a historical day. Have a historical day.
597
00:26:42.859 --> 00:26:46.529
And yeah, and Avarice leaves.
598
00:26:46.950 --> 00:26:48.470
Can I get up and search her desk?
599
00:26:48.990 --> 00:26:49.349
Yes.
600
00:26:49.369 --> 00:26:50.150
Okay, cool.
601
00:26:50.349 --> 00:26:51.990
Go ahead and give me a perception.
602
00:26:52.730 --> 00:26:55.049
I want to be in the room doing the stuff too.
603
00:26:55.509 --> 00:26:57.769
Anything that you go back in the room and search
604
00:26:57.829 --> 00:26:59.410
as well? I was in the room.
605
00:26:59.750 --> 00:27:00.109
Oh, that's true.
606
00:27:00.130 --> 00:27:04.109
I never left. I just rolled a nat one. I
607
00:27:04.140 --> 00:27:06.950
don't see anything. I'm blind. Somehow you found more mold.
608
00:27:07.009 --> 00:27:07.730
What's under the desk?
609
00:27:07.769 --> 00:27:09.029
Why is that soft? Fuck.
610
00:27:09.190 --> 00:27:10.769
God damn it. More mold under here, guys.
611
00:27:11.390 --> 00:27:13.650
I got a four. Someone else is going to need
612
00:27:13.670 --> 00:27:14.250
to come in here.
613
00:27:14.289 --> 00:27:14.769
I will come.
614
00:27:15.970 --> 00:27:17.069
I throw another stone.
615
00:27:17.250 --> 00:27:19.009
I've got a two.
616
00:27:19.809 --> 00:27:21.369
Okay. All right, everyone.
617
00:27:21.430 --> 00:27:22.819
We're like so worried about the mold.
618
00:27:22.880 --> 00:27:23.599
I'll come search.
619
00:27:26.740 --> 00:27:28.359
Nice. You got to do it.
620
00:27:29.099 --> 00:27:30.619
I might have to get off this boat.
621
00:27:30.640 --> 00:27:33.700
Okay. It's wisdom. So you guys are searching.
622
00:27:33.720 --> 00:27:34.319
I got a 13.
623
00:27:34.299 --> 00:27:36.380
You guys are searching this room like crazy, looking under
624
00:27:36.400 --> 00:27:37.660
the rug, looking in the desk.
625
00:27:37.720 --> 00:27:38.970
I doubt she left anything.
626
00:27:39.089 --> 00:27:44.890
You find absolutely nothing as if she knew. You know
627
00:27:44.930 --> 00:27:47.990
that everyone here had some sort of strange bond. Like
628
00:27:48.009 --> 00:27:51.210
they all knew instantly when something was happening to someone
629
00:27:51.269 --> 00:27:54.819
or to each other within here. And she was very
630
00:27:54.880 --> 00:27:57.630
well prepared to pack up and leave immediately. And as
631
00:27:57.710 --> 00:28:01.890
soon as Bernie looked in here, she finished writing whatever
632
00:28:01.930 --> 00:28:04.890
her final note was, closed the book, and everything was
633
00:28:04.950 --> 00:28:06.089
already packed, ready to go.
634
00:28:06.109 --> 00:28:08.309
Gotcha.
635
00:28:08.329 --> 00:28:12.309
Can I take a closer, closer look to the mannequin
636
00:28:12.349 --> 00:28:12.849
and the ice?
637
00:28:13.490 --> 00:28:13.630
Yeah.
638
00:28:15.200 --> 00:28:16.400
You go and look at it closer.
639
00:28:16.779 --> 00:28:18.160
It's actually a Chuck E. Cheese.
640
00:28:18.180 --> 00:28:20.200
Fuck yeah. Like the token thing.
641
00:28:20.500 --> 00:28:22.079
The rat guy in the ice.
642
00:28:22.619 --> 00:28:23.519
Chuck E. The band.
643
00:28:23.559 --> 00:28:26.859
The band. Like where the animatronic band grows.
644
00:28:26.900 --> 00:28:30.440
She doesn't have the amulet, but the La Vista's guy
645
00:28:30.480 --> 00:28:31.180
was in there.
646
00:28:31.420 --> 00:28:35.319
They're loose. I think they're like loose allies.
647
00:28:35.779 --> 00:28:39.220
Yeah, I feel like the Frostmaiden and La Vista's probably
648
00:28:39.269 --> 00:28:42.690
have some overlap with the imprisonment and ice and stuff.
649
00:28:43.490 --> 00:28:43.630
But.
650
00:28:44.839 --> 00:28:46.619
Okay, so the wooden pillar is.
651
00:28:49.960 --> 00:28:53.390
There's a wooden mannequin painted and dressed to resemble the
652
00:28:53.529 --> 00:28:58.250
Archdevil Lovistus. The mannequin is encased in ice, which was
653
00:28:58.390 --> 00:29:01.329
chiseled into a pillar shape and then wrapped in chains.
654
00:29:02.690 --> 00:29:08.000
And the ice was kept frozen by that patch of
655
00:29:08.619 --> 00:29:11.299
the mold that was growing around it. So that was
656
00:29:11.380 --> 00:29:14.319
keeping all this frozen ice. Now that the brown mold
657
00:29:14.380 --> 00:29:16.000
is gone, you don't know if that means this ice
658
00:29:16.019 --> 00:29:19.279
is going to melt. But everything is currently frozen down
659
00:29:19.319 --> 00:29:24.119
here from that cone of cold as well. But yeah,
660
00:29:24.440 --> 00:29:30.450
from what you've read, from that letter, this was a
661
00:29:30.549 --> 00:29:34.450
cult of Lovistus pretending to be a different group, like
662
00:29:34.490 --> 00:29:39.750
pretending to be knights. um you piece together that avarice
663
00:29:40.950 --> 00:29:43.630
shares the same patron as kyle roth at least that's
664
00:29:43.650 --> 00:29:46.299
what he said but she did not appear to be
665
00:29:46.319 --> 00:29:49.599
part of this cult and she made it clear she
666
00:29:49.640 --> 00:29:52.579
thinks that they were just a group of losers that
667
00:29:52.619 --> 00:29:56.440
she just used to be able to work out of
668
00:29:56.480 --> 00:29:59.420
this castle down here not be bothered while she does
669
00:29:59.460 --> 00:30:03.549
stuff but now that they're gone she just maybe didn't
670
00:30:03.569 --> 00:30:05.910
feel safe around or didn't want to stay here where
671
00:30:05.970 --> 00:30:08.549
she thinks regular people could bother her so now she's
672
00:30:08.609 --> 00:30:13.230
off somewhere else and she blows into didgeridoo on her
673
00:30:13.269 --> 00:30:14.210
way out.
674
00:30:13.930 --> 00:30:16.269
Yeah we hear that from like down.
675
00:30:16.069 --> 00:30:19.529
It's not her it's the crow mean ass.
676
00:30:19.450 --> 00:30:22.970
We're gonna get that dwarf with uh the running shoes.
677
00:30:23.750 --> 00:30:26.809
Oh yeah fuck dude i meant to have them down
678
00:30:26.849 --> 00:30:28.589
here when you guys were going down in the boat
679
00:30:28.670 --> 00:30:31.730
and i totally forgot god damn it losers.
680
00:30:32.079 --> 00:30:34.950
Uh she even gave us a hint about the.
681
00:30:34.839 --> 00:30:38.079
Lever yeah which is that right there.
682
00:30:37.859 --> 00:30:40.019
Yeah so in that other room you do see just
683
00:30:40.039 --> 00:30:41.640
this lone lever.
684
00:30:41.799 --> 00:30:43.539
I could have stopped that mold hours.
685
00:30:43.279 --> 00:30:49.619
Ago yeah man i forgot like gilroy locker is so ready.
686
00:30:49.039 --> 00:30:52.359
To investigate that just to make sure that uh it's
687
00:30:52.400 --> 00:30:54.690
not a trick It's not a trick that I doubt
688
00:30:54.730 --> 00:30:54.970
it is.
689
00:30:54.990 --> 00:30:56.930
Go ahead and give me a perception check.
690
00:30:56.990 --> 00:30:58.509
I kind of like Ted, to be honest.
691
00:30:58.529 --> 00:30:59.119
Yeah, we do.
692
00:30:59.299 --> 00:31:00.230
I throw another stone.
693
00:31:00.559 --> 00:31:01.490
You throw a stone at it?
694
00:31:01.640 --> 00:31:02.079
Yeah.
695
00:31:02.160 --> 00:31:05.039
Okay, you bounce. You just have a pocket full of pebbles.
696
00:31:05.160 --> 00:31:07.500
And it bounces around, doesn't set anything off.
697
00:31:07.740 --> 00:31:08.799
It's 20.
698
00:31:08.799 --> 00:31:12.220
You do not see any traps in here. It's just
699
00:31:12.400 --> 00:31:13.920
an empty room with this lever.
700
00:31:13.940 --> 00:31:17.089
Interesting. Pull the lever.
701
00:31:17.109 --> 00:31:20.809
Shall we pull the lever? I pull the lever.
702
00:31:20.890 --> 00:31:23.690
You pull the lever, and then you hear what sounds
703
00:31:23.710 --> 00:31:28.170
like very large pieces of stone or boulder or something
704
00:31:28.410 --> 00:31:30.950
opening up, which you were told would open up those
705
00:31:31.009 --> 00:31:32.150
two doors at the end of the hall.
706
00:31:32.170 --> 00:31:37.789
When we take the paper.
707
00:31:38.950 --> 00:31:41.069
I've got better sleeping arrangements than we do.
708
00:31:41.109 --> 00:31:41.549
Yeah, they do.
709
00:31:42.410 --> 00:31:44.390
Hey, Tim, what's the Guardian score?
710
00:31:44.809 --> 00:31:47.880
Uh, zero, zero. Okay. All right, so what would you
711
00:31:47.920 --> 00:31:48.779
like to do?
712
00:31:48.799 --> 00:31:51.160
You can get back in the boat two at a
713
00:31:51.220 --> 00:31:53.180
time and head that way, or what would you like
714
00:31:53.220 --> 00:31:53.500
to do?
715
00:31:53.519 --> 00:31:56.849
Yeah, you guys will have to go first, because we're last.
716
00:31:57.190 --> 00:31:59.230
We're all back up. You're not first, you're last.
717
00:31:59.890 --> 00:32:02.029
The amount of times I've closed this book and opened
718
00:32:02.069 --> 00:32:04.650
it back up to the same exact fucking page. Every
719
00:32:04.670 --> 00:32:05.869
time I set it down, I closed it.
720
00:32:05.869 --> 00:32:06.230
Bookmark!
721
00:32:07.319 --> 00:32:08.900
Bookmark.
722
00:32:09.299 --> 00:32:11.579
Here's Kadroth that you all killed in case you forgot
723
00:32:11.599 --> 00:32:12.200
what he looked like.
724
00:32:12.220 --> 00:32:14.460
Yeah, he was a dwarf lady.
725
00:32:14.480 --> 00:32:17.339
So you're going to have to wait until he thaws
726
00:32:17.420 --> 00:32:19.559
if you want to take that sweet smoker's jacket.
727
00:32:19.579 --> 00:32:19.829
Yeah, I do.
728
00:32:19.839 --> 00:32:20.309
I already got it.
729
00:32:20.319 --> 00:32:21.519
What do you think I'm waiting for?
730
00:32:22.779 --> 00:32:23.640
He set up camp.
731
00:32:23.779 --> 00:32:28.750
Did you show those guys the scenes from last gaming session?
732
00:32:28.769 --> 00:32:30.569
No, I did not yet. I meant to show Sarah
733
00:32:30.609 --> 00:32:33.130
and I totally forgot. Yeah, I'll have to show you.
734
00:32:34.759 --> 00:32:35.779
All right, what are we doing?
735
00:32:35.799 --> 00:32:38.960
We're going to have to row. Swim in. Yeah, we're
736
00:32:38.980 --> 00:32:41.319
going to try to head back farther down.
737
00:32:41.640 --> 00:32:42.200
Which two?
738
00:32:42.220 --> 00:32:45.099
I'm in the boat. Well, he's in the boat. Yeah,
739
00:32:45.619 --> 00:32:46.900
I can go with him. Go with him.
740
00:32:46.920 --> 00:32:48.019
Gideon and Damien.
741
00:32:48.039 --> 00:32:48.740
That's us.
742
00:32:49.099 --> 00:32:51.940
We're kissing, man.
743
00:32:52.299 --> 00:32:53.420
You make your way.
744
00:32:54.180 --> 00:32:55.609
Merrily, merrily, merrily.
745
00:32:55.750 --> 00:32:58.740
Towards where the blue marble slab was that opens up.
746
00:32:59.230 --> 00:33:01.829
And as you go past, you see that the cistern
747
00:33:01.910 --> 00:33:04.289
goes for, like, another 40 feet before it comes to, like,
748
00:33:04.329 --> 00:33:05.349
a half dead end.
749
00:33:05.369 --> 00:33:06.769
What?
750
00:33:07.009 --> 00:33:10.329
Beyond these two marble slabs, though, you do see another
751
00:33:10.430 --> 00:33:13.029
hallway that opens up. Give me a perception check.
752
00:33:13.309 --> 00:33:14.829
Are you fucking joking right now, dude?
753
00:33:14.849 --> 00:33:16.130
You know, I'm not going to use that one because
754
00:33:16.150 --> 00:33:17.299
I don't want to roll my shit with it.
755
00:33:19.250 --> 00:33:19.789
God damn it.
756
00:33:19.930 --> 00:33:20.589
Oh, my God.
757
00:33:20.630 --> 00:33:21.829
Y'all are doing great today.
758
00:33:22.710 --> 00:33:23.150
What'd you roll?
759
00:33:23.769 --> 00:33:24.170
Seven.
760
00:33:25.109 --> 00:33:25.589
A seven?
761
00:33:25.670 --> 00:33:25.910
Mm-hmm.
762
00:33:26.089 --> 00:33:26.509
Okay.
763
00:33:26.529 --> 00:33:27.230
Ha-ha.
764
00:33:28.509 --> 00:33:31.710
All right. I think we're not battling because I'm rolling trash.
765
00:33:31.910 --> 00:33:32.619
You guys are like this.
766
00:33:34.299 --> 00:33:36.299
What the fuck do we see? We ain't see nothing.
767
00:33:36.400 --> 00:33:38.420
I got 13.
768
00:33:38.420 --> 00:33:38.900
Boom.
769
00:33:39.019 --> 00:33:41.720
Wait, you're not in the boat.
770
00:33:41.740 --> 00:33:43.640
Damien moved his ass by himself.
771
00:33:46.119 --> 00:33:47.119
He's drunk.
772
00:33:47.160 --> 00:33:47.559
Yeah.
773
00:33:48.720 --> 00:33:51.609
Hey, man, let me help you up. Need an arm up. Hey,
774
00:33:51.630 --> 00:33:52.869
we finally get to use a boat.
775
00:33:53.890 --> 00:33:55.549
Oh, what happened?
776
00:33:55.710 --> 00:33:56.630
Where's the chest at?
777
00:33:57.839 --> 00:33:58.400
They're in the wall.
778
00:33:58.440 --> 00:34:01.680
Okay. What was your perception? 13. 13.
779
00:34:01.680 --> 00:34:04.859
Okay. You look in this room from the boat and
780
00:34:04.880 --> 00:34:09.199
you see a five foot wide, eight foot high tunnel
781
00:34:09.219 --> 00:34:11.489
that leads to a dark, cold room. And as soon
782
00:34:11.510 --> 00:34:13.690
as you get close, it just smells like filth. It
783
00:34:13.730 --> 00:34:19.650
smells gross. You see what looks to be like some
784
00:34:19.730 --> 00:34:26.920
bedrolls and looks to be sickly people. that are just
785
00:34:27.199 --> 00:34:29.940
lying in there some appear to be like hiding from
786
00:34:29.980 --> 00:34:32.800
you Gideon you don't really see anything you just see
787
00:34:32.820 --> 00:34:35.230
what looks to be like people sleeping or dead yeah
788
00:34:35.409 --> 00:34:38.289
but um but Damien you definitely see there's like a
789
00:34:38.349 --> 00:34:41.210
couple people like hiding in there and the rest of
790
00:34:41.230 --> 00:34:44.030
them are just like lying down or sleeping or dead
791
00:34:45.210 --> 00:34:46.570
but you count about five.
792
00:34:46.269 --> 00:34:48.269
Five I'm kind of scared to go in there if
793
00:34:48.289 --> 00:34:51.119
they got something they might be infected by the funk.
794
00:34:51.030 --> 00:34:53.199
It's well I can't say any I'm not there but
795
00:34:54.099 --> 00:34:57.659
remember we're looking for that guy's people Oh, yeah, that's true.
796
00:34:58.340 --> 00:35:01.159
Am I close enough just to step off and kind of, like,
797
00:35:02.340 --> 00:35:04.139
look in closer to see?
798
00:35:04.519 --> 00:35:07.000
It's like, say, hey, what's going on in there? Are
799
00:35:07.019 --> 00:35:08.199
you guys okay?
800
00:35:08.260 --> 00:35:08.780
Who are you?
801
00:35:09.179 --> 00:35:12.079
Yeah, so in Damien's voice, what do you say?
802
00:35:12.099 --> 00:35:15.500
Hey! What's going on in there?
803
00:35:15.539 --> 00:35:17.000
What are you guys doing in there? All right, how
804
00:35:17.039 --> 00:35:17.679
far in do you walk?
805
00:35:17.699 --> 00:35:19.099
What are you guys doing in there?
806
00:35:19.159 --> 00:35:22.590
Just going to, like, just put Damien in there about
807
00:35:22.869 --> 00:35:23.269
right there.
808
00:35:23.309 --> 00:35:24.489
Yeah, it's about good right there.
809
00:35:25.309 --> 00:35:25.429
Okay.
810
00:35:25.449 --> 00:35:25.690
Okay.
811
00:35:26.309 --> 00:35:29.230
It's so funny because it says, like, there's, like, five
812
00:35:29.269 --> 00:35:31.750
people in here waiting, and once they hear the doors open,
813
00:35:31.989 --> 00:35:35.590
if someone walks in alone, that they all try to
814
00:35:36.010 --> 00:35:39.469
jump on and attack, thinking it's the cult. But you
815
00:35:39.510 --> 00:35:41.800
walk in, and you're like, hey, what's going on here?
816
00:35:41.900 --> 00:35:45.199
And they see this big Goliath, and they instantly back off.
817
00:35:46.679 --> 00:35:48.599
He obviously looks like.
818
00:35:49.940 --> 00:35:51.719
He's not them.
819
00:35:51.739 --> 00:35:51.820
Yeah.
820
00:35:52.219 --> 00:35:54.880
And, like, you don't wear anything. They see nothing around
821
00:35:54.920 --> 00:35:57.699
your neck. But yeah, you see what looks to be
822
00:35:58.480 --> 00:36:03.059
five sickly malnourished figures in here. One of them looks
823
00:36:03.119 --> 00:36:06.469
to be about in their 60s. What? One is just
824
00:36:06.730 --> 00:36:21.480
another middle-aged, extremely thin human. You see two dwarf people.
825
00:36:21.519 --> 00:36:23.579
They look like a couple, like a male and female
826
00:36:23.599 --> 00:36:28.210
that are holding each other. What? And you see this
827
00:36:28.309 --> 00:36:30.530
other guy who's, like, not talking at all.
828
00:36:30.550 --> 00:36:31.530
He's very quiet.
829
00:36:32.969 --> 00:36:35.369
I go over to him and ask him, like, is
830
00:36:35.409 --> 00:36:35.949
he okay?
831
00:36:35.969 --> 00:36:37.110
The one not talking?
832
00:36:37.150 --> 00:36:38.809
Yeah, I was like, do you know what's happened down
833
00:36:38.849 --> 00:36:40.199
here since you're not really talking?
834
00:36:42.280 --> 00:36:42.960
He might know more.
835
00:36:42.980 --> 00:36:45.079
He's just staring at you.
836
00:36:45.099 --> 00:36:47.099
I'm not scary, I promise.
837
00:36:47.610 --> 00:36:51.710
And the dwarf figure says, he's a mute.
838
00:36:52.409 --> 00:36:54.050
Oh. For one guy.
839
00:36:54.170 --> 00:36:57.750
You're like, why ain't she talking stupid? It says that
840
00:36:57.769 --> 00:37:01.530
in the book also, dude. What are you, deaf and dumb?
841
00:37:01.789 --> 00:37:05.389
That's what Gideon's doing. Hey, Tam Scharf, a mute.
842
00:37:06.860 --> 00:37:09.559
Gideon starts choking people from behind.
843
00:37:09.579 --> 00:37:12.019
Start talking to the dwarves.
844
00:37:12.039 --> 00:37:14.980
What's going on in here? Like, what happened? Nothing.
845
00:37:15.219 --> 00:37:21.480
I'm L-precked. This is my wife, Mimara. We were servants
846
00:37:23.059 --> 00:37:26.519
upstairs before the cult came. They brought us down here.
847
00:37:26.559 --> 00:37:28.739
They only feed us once every couple days.
848
00:37:29.599 --> 00:37:31.699
Are you guys the only ones that are left?
849
00:37:32.119 --> 00:37:35.559
This is us five. We don't leave this room.
850
00:37:36.539 --> 00:37:40.280
I know they slaughtered all the guards before they brought
851
00:37:40.320 --> 00:37:41.010
us down here. Um.
852
00:37:42.590 --> 00:37:43.650
They kept the cook.
853
00:37:43.730 --> 00:37:47.190
I don't know. A deke. I don't know if he's alive.
854
00:37:47.230 --> 00:37:47.809
He's cooking.
855
00:37:48.809 --> 00:37:50.590
Oh, I miss his cooking.
856
00:37:51.090 --> 00:37:52.489
Well, let's get back in that there.
857
00:37:53.300 --> 00:37:55.139
I will say in time, you guys could have all
858
00:37:55.199 --> 00:37:56.340
also made your way here.
859
00:37:57.260 --> 00:37:59.940
Let's get these five into the boat. I'm assuming since
860
00:37:59.960 --> 00:38:02.820
they're so malnourished, we can fit them in there.
861
00:38:02.840 --> 00:38:05.460
Can I pass out good berries to everybody?
862
00:38:06.079 --> 00:38:06.860
Oh, yeah. Good.
863
00:38:06.880 --> 00:38:09.409
I'm going to give you a hero point for that.
864
00:38:09.469 --> 00:38:10.690
Good thinking. You hand out.
865
00:38:11.809 --> 00:38:14.369
She looks so smug right now.
866
00:38:14.389 --> 00:38:16.030
Give them all good berries.
867
00:38:16.090 --> 00:38:17.300
You said that and she went.
868
00:38:19.820 --> 00:38:21.119
Oh, yeah.
869
00:38:21.159 --> 00:38:24.460
That you snagged off your good berry bush before.
870
00:38:24.019 --> 00:38:24.980
Making your way.
871
00:38:25.039 --> 00:38:28.199
I took them off my bush. She reaches down.
872
00:38:28.719 --> 00:38:34.469
Oh, good berry. Not so good here.
873
00:38:35.190 --> 00:38:41.940
Anyone? So they introduce themselves as Lanthus Alderdusk. He's a 64-year-old.
874
00:38:42.000 --> 00:38:49.139
He's a notary and scribe. He was Speaker Kranick's main
875
00:38:49.159 --> 00:38:53.659
guy for business and things. The two dwarven couples that
876
00:38:53.699 --> 00:38:58.110
are married, one's a butler. The other one, she tells
877
00:38:58.150 --> 00:39:04.070
you that she would translate the dwarven writing for Speaker Seaver.
878
00:39:05.650 --> 00:39:08.070
Housemaid is the mute who doesn't talk.
879
00:39:09.230 --> 00:39:10.210
Oh.
880
00:39:11.269 --> 00:39:13.019
His name was Tane? Tam.
881
00:39:13.659 --> 00:39:15.500
Now, Tane, I can get into.
882
00:39:15.559 --> 00:39:17.340
You guys beat me to it.
883
00:39:18.440 --> 00:39:20.139
Diego, roll a.
884
00:39:22.360 --> 00:39:23.510
History check.
885
00:39:23.550 --> 00:39:24.659
Was he a scribe?
886
00:39:24.659 --> 00:39:28.199
And then also, the last one, his name is Desir.
887
00:39:28.199 --> 00:39:32.510
He's a dog keeper. It's only a 13.
888
00:39:32.489 --> 00:39:38.139
A 13, okay. A Dazir. He's immediately asked you, is
889
00:39:38.159 --> 00:39:39.780
anyone taking care of the dogs out there?
890
00:39:39.900 --> 00:39:43.960
Are they still alive? Yes, Bilius has. Oh, fucking good news.
891
00:39:45.440 --> 00:39:47.139
That's so fucking good to hear.
892
00:39:47.159 --> 00:39:49.239
That's so fucking good.
893
00:39:49.429 --> 00:39:50.110
A good lad.
894
00:39:50.119 --> 00:39:54.190
Oh, Biligan. Who the fuck is Biligan? I don't know.
895
00:39:54.269 --> 00:39:55.250
I said Bilius.
896
00:39:56.019 --> 00:39:56.340
Friend.
897
00:39:56.480 --> 00:39:59.000
If he did anything to my dogs, I will slit
898
00:39:59.039 --> 00:40:00.480
his fucking throat.
899
00:40:01.340 --> 00:40:09.340
Tell me about it. Okay, I'm sorry. Sorry, I've been...
900
00:40:08.699 --> 00:40:09.659
I didn't choke him.
901
00:40:09.739 --> 00:40:12.650
I'm sorry, I've just been worried. I've been so fucking
902
00:40:12.690 --> 00:40:14.230
worried about my dog.
903
00:40:14.250 --> 00:40:18.210
Whatever he says.
904
00:40:18.769 --> 00:40:22.710
If anyone here is capable of choking a motherfucking child
905
00:40:22.730 --> 00:40:25.309
without being seen, I will need your help after this.
906
00:40:26.780 --> 00:40:30.280
Yeah, I got you, dude. If only I could find
907
00:40:30.380 --> 00:40:34.019
a motherfucker capable of that. I did it twice.
908
00:40:34.179 --> 00:40:35.820
And I didn't even mean to.
909
00:40:35.840 --> 00:40:38.619
They start telling legends of the child choker.
910
00:40:38.639 --> 00:40:40.460
Fuck yeah.
911
00:40:40.500 --> 00:40:44.159
He chokes you for no reason. He gets nothing out
912
00:40:44.239 --> 00:40:44.559
of it.
913
00:40:44.659 --> 00:40:48.050
It'll be like this lore in this town.
914
00:40:48.570 --> 00:40:49.889
Someone's choking kids.
915
00:40:49.929 --> 00:40:51.289
When it's cold and the moon is high.
916
00:40:53.070 --> 00:40:55.050
Doesn't even kill him. He barely hurts him. I don't
917
00:40:55.070 --> 00:40:55.920
know why he's doing it.
918
00:40:55.980 --> 00:40:58.159
He pulled up my hoodie and that was it.
919
00:40:58.159 --> 00:40:58.780
Flipped me off.
920
00:40:58.800 --> 00:41:02.519
With his ghost hand. With my ghost hand.
921
00:41:02.539 --> 00:41:03.920
Fuck you, kid.
922
00:41:06.039 --> 00:41:08.380
So one by one, you make your way back up.
923
00:41:08.440 --> 00:41:10.199
It's going to take a while.
924
00:41:10.239 --> 00:41:11.340
Yes. Oh, man.
925
00:41:11.360 --> 00:41:14.079
So we're going to skip some time. We're going to
926
00:41:14.139 --> 00:41:17.659
fast forward as things start getting back to normal. The
927
00:41:17.699 --> 00:41:20.360
speaker sees the servants. They're getting all the house back.
928
00:41:20.880 --> 00:41:24.920
Everyone thanks you. And tells you, like, anytime you're hungry,
929
00:41:25.260 --> 00:41:27.519
Deke is like, I'll make you any meal you want.
930
00:41:28.599 --> 00:41:29.340
Chicken sandwich.
931
00:41:29.420 --> 00:41:31.519
Chicken sandwich. Yeah, he's going to make all that shit.
932
00:41:31.539 --> 00:41:32.760
Chicken salad plate.
933
00:41:32.820 --> 00:41:36.610
Fucking chicken salad plates all fucking day.
934
00:41:36.929 --> 00:41:37.389
Oh, yeah.
935
00:41:38.010 --> 00:41:40.469
And you have a room here if you ever need
936
00:41:40.510 --> 00:41:47.840
to stay. And the town speaker is, he does tell you,
937
00:41:47.900 --> 00:41:52.400
he's like, working on getting everything back. To how it
938
00:41:52.500 --> 00:41:56.719
used to be. He does seem like he's a bit snooty,
939
00:41:57.679 --> 00:42:02.300
but he does care about actually putting this place back together.
940
00:42:02.320 --> 00:42:03.079
Yeah. Okay.
941
00:42:03.340 --> 00:42:04.639
So he's just kind of like.
942
00:42:05.199 --> 00:42:05.789
An asshole.
943
00:42:05.969 --> 00:42:06.250
He is.
944
00:42:06.289 --> 00:42:07.769
He's just like kind of a snooty asshole.
945
00:42:07.909 --> 00:42:09.550
We can say it. We can say it.
946
00:42:09.550 --> 00:42:12.010
Didn't he really give us that room that we were in?
947
00:42:12.349 --> 00:42:12.690
Yeah.
948
00:42:13.269 --> 00:42:16.090
And his chamber pot is gold. Yeah. So he does
949
00:42:16.130 --> 00:42:16.829
shit in that thing.
950
00:42:16.969 --> 00:42:17.860
Fuck yeah, dude.
951
00:42:18.409 --> 00:42:19.719
Probably worth more than all we have.
952
00:42:19.739 --> 00:42:21.420
Probably make some beer. Fucking clean it.
953
00:42:23.079 --> 00:42:23.280
No.
954
00:42:23.719 --> 00:42:24.760
She is the shit cleaner.
955
00:42:24.780 --> 00:42:25.090
She said it.
956
00:42:25.119 --> 00:42:25.860
She is the shit cleaner.
957
00:42:25.880 --> 00:42:28.360
She said it. Now you know why.
958
00:42:28.960 --> 00:42:29.760
Okay.
959
00:42:29.780 --> 00:42:32.710
What would you, what would the party like to do?
960
00:42:34.179 --> 00:42:35.679
I forget what we were doing before.
961
00:42:35.960 --> 00:42:40.880
You were on your way to East Haven when you
962
00:42:40.920 --> 00:42:43.960
stopped here and did so many things.
963
00:42:44.019 --> 00:42:45.380
Well, we need to.
964
00:42:45.519 --> 00:42:47.400
Yeah, so now that we got that out of the way,
965
00:42:47.539 --> 00:42:53.460
you guys are trying to find the Duragar hideout on
966
00:42:53.500 --> 00:42:55.199
the ferry in East Haven.
967
00:42:55.260 --> 00:42:56.139
Oh, we found the other one.
968
00:42:56.570 --> 00:42:56.800
Yeah.
969
00:42:56.989 --> 00:43:01.289
Can I read that journal? Is there more about Avarice? Avarice?
970
00:43:01.309 --> 00:43:02.630
Yeah, let me go ahead and I can turn the
971
00:43:02.670 --> 00:43:03.989
spooky music off now.
972
00:43:04.170 --> 00:43:05.949
Which we should probably rest here, right? Because aren't you
973
00:43:05.969 --> 00:43:08.829
guys like almost dead?
974
00:43:09.010 --> 00:43:11.849
We're actually in an area that might be safe for
975
00:43:11.869 --> 00:43:14.550
a day. Yeah. And we need to get some new
976
00:43:15.349 --> 00:43:16.369
food supplies.
977
00:43:16.949 --> 00:43:18.260
I can make breakfast.
978
00:43:18.510 --> 00:43:23.610
Okay. So you're flipping through the journal. You see that
979
00:43:23.650 --> 00:43:24.909
there are five.
980
00:43:24.730 --> 00:43:25.889
Pages that were like freshly written.
981
00:43:31.239 --> 00:43:33.420
And they have, like, they're just drawings.
982
00:43:33.480 --> 00:43:36.489
Yeah, he just drew titties on every page. When I
983
00:43:36.590 --> 00:43:39.070
finally get to see them, I imagine they'll look like this.
984
00:43:39.590 --> 00:43:40.909
Can you get off of that?
985
00:43:40.929 --> 00:43:44.849
So, page one. As you're reading this journal, what's everyone else,
986
00:43:45.210 --> 00:43:47.940
what's the plan? To rest, head to East Haven?
987
00:43:48.119 --> 00:43:50.199
Yeah, rest and then head there, yeah. Make sure all
988
00:43:50.260 --> 00:43:51.679
our gear is back in order.
989
00:43:52.239 --> 00:43:55.579
And you'll meet back up with Robin. He'll meet back
990
00:43:55.659 --> 00:43:56.119
up with you.
991
00:43:56.440 --> 00:43:59.409
One quick question. Did we want to, in actual.
992
00:43:59.920 --> 00:44:02.159
Let's see about that Dynev's Rest, where we killed the
993
00:44:02.539 --> 00:44:04.119
duergar at, the inn.
994
00:44:05.199 --> 00:44:05.559
Oh, yeah.
995
00:44:06.219 --> 00:44:12.769
I mean, no one's using it. We could possibly inquire
996
00:44:12.849 --> 00:44:14.190
on taking that eventually.
997
00:44:15.530 --> 00:44:17.190
We could make several inns.
998
00:44:17.469 --> 00:44:19.010
Yeah, start a chain.
999
00:44:21.070 --> 00:44:22.730
Interesting.
1000
00:44:22.750 --> 00:44:25.090
You'd have to speak to Speaker Seaver.
1001
00:44:25.289 --> 00:44:29.949
Hmm. It would probably be nicer than the room we're
1002
00:44:29.969 --> 00:44:30.650
staying in now.
1003
00:44:30.869 --> 00:44:31.190
Yeah.
1004
00:44:32.730 --> 00:44:34.949
But the town probably needs an inn also.
1005
00:44:35.050 --> 00:44:35.690
Yeah, true.
1006
00:44:35.710 --> 00:44:38.190
And we're not going to be here to run it.
1007
00:44:38.289 --> 00:44:39.250
I can agree with everything.
1008
00:44:39.269 --> 00:44:41.269
Yeah, but maybe we could get someone else.
1009
00:44:41.369 --> 00:44:42.449
We can leave Clay there.
1010
00:44:43.550 --> 00:44:45.300
I keep forgetting he's with you guys.
1011
00:44:45.340 --> 00:44:47.159
I've also got a cubaloid flower.
1012
00:44:47.280 --> 00:44:52.380
I imagine that he was with Robin for the session.
1013
00:44:52.480 --> 00:44:55.840
Let's poach Deke, and we'll put him in the inn,
1014
00:44:55.900 --> 00:44:57.199
and he can cook for the people.
1015
00:44:57.380 --> 00:45:00.940
There you go. He's never coming out of that kitchen.
1016
00:45:00.960 --> 00:45:02.900
There's a kitchen there.
1017
00:45:02.920 --> 00:45:04.820
There's a kitchen here. You can protect it.
1018
00:45:05.139 --> 00:45:08.590
He's the personal chef of the town speaker.
1019
00:45:08.719 --> 00:45:09.219
Fuck that guy.
1020
00:45:09.239 --> 00:45:09.780
He's an asshole.
1021
00:45:10.309 --> 00:45:12.210
Yeah, but this is Deke.
1022
00:45:12.610 --> 00:45:14.309
He's loyal. Whatever he's paying you.
1023
00:45:14.329 --> 00:45:17.110
This town owes us. Wait, I don't get it.
1024
00:45:17.389 --> 00:45:19.329
This town ain't big enough for both of us. I
1025
00:45:19.369 --> 00:45:20.630
just messed that up.
1026
00:45:21.150 --> 00:45:25.139
We're going to have Speaker Gideon Nightshade.
1027
00:45:25.239 --> 00:45:26.239
Oh, hell yeah. Yeah.
1028
00:45:27.380 --> 00:45:28.739
All right, so what is the plan?
1029
00:45:28.760 --> 00:45:30.940
Taking a break.
1030
00:45:31.260 --> 00:45:32.659
So I think we're just skipping.
1031
00:45:32.679 --> 00:45:34.760
We're resting up and then going to East Haven.
1032
00:45:34.920 --> 00:45:38.179
Okay, resting up, heading to East Haven. Bernie, our new
1033
00:45:38.840 --> 00:45:41.780
party member, what's Bernie's plan? Are you joining them on
1034
00:45:41.800 --> 00:45:42.469
their adventure?
1035
00:45:42.750 --> 00:45:43.449
Would you like to come?
1036
00:45:45.110 --> 00:45:47.989
I got nothing better to do. All right.
1037
00:45:48.030 --> 00:45:49.329
Bernie, sure. Yeah, I guess.
1038
00:45:49.730 --> 00:45:51.969
Okay, so as you're heading to East Haven, it is
1039
00:45:52.429 --> 00:45:54.969
nine hours of travel to get there.
1040
00:45:55.110 --> 00:45:56.320
Early morning leave.
1041
00:45:58.199 --> 00:46:00.969
Was there anything about Avarice in the journal?
1042
00:46:02.650 --> 00:46:05.210
Yes, I'm going to read as soon as he gets
1043
00:46:05.230 --> 00:46:07.670
that out. So are you traveling then resting, or are
1044
00:46:07.690 --> 00:46:08.829
you resting then heading out?
1045
00:46:08.849 --> 00:46:09.409
Oh, we're resting.
1046
00:46:09.429 --> 00:46:10.809
Yeah, resting then heading out.
1047
00:46:10.929 --> 00:46:13.829
Can I go and ask Deke if he could teach
1048
00:46:13.949 --> 00:46:17.070
my Keybloid, Myrto, how to cook?
1049
00:46:17.469 --> 00:46:20.849
Yeah, make a persuasion check with advantage.
1050
00:46:21.190 --> 00:46:21.989
Oh, with advantage.
1051
00:46:22.630 --> 00:46:22.909
What is he?
1052
00:46:24.519 --> 00:46:27.820
Myrto, he's that little kobold. Remember that she charmed?
1053
00:46:27.940 --> 00:46:32.530
I keep saying koboloid. It happens every time. Whatever the fuck.
1054
00:46:32.550 --> 00:46:35.730
You called him a keebloid last time.
1055
00:46:35.789 --> 00:46:37.889
I was assuming it was something.
1056
00:46:37.949 --> 00:46:40.949
I didn't know what it was. I was like, wait,
1057
00:46:41.010 --> 00:46:42.449
I thought he was that lizard thing.
1058
00:46:42.489 --> 00:46:43.289
He's going to make cookies.
1059
00:46:43.309 --> 00:46:44.030
Yeah, he's like.
1060
00:46:44.110 --> 00:46:44.889
The fudge.
1061
00:46:45.190 --> 00:46:50.280
Yeah, the fudge. I just like how you said that.
1062
00:46:50.280 --> 00:46:50.369
17. 17.
1063
00:46:50.340 --> 00:46:54.760
Oh, yeah. Oh, sorry.
1064
00:46:54.780 --> 00:46:57.570
It would be an honor to teach another fellow kobold
1065
00:46:57.590 --> 00:47:00.369
how to cook. It could take days or weeks or
1066
00:47:00.409 --> 00:47:02.369
months or years or the rest of his life.
1067
00:47:02.809 --> 00:47:03.969
Okay, I'll come back for him later.
1068
00:47:04.050 --> 00:47:05.570
Or just next time you come back.
1069
00:47:06.269 --> 00:47:06.469
Cool.
1070
00:47:06.590 --> 00:47:07.150
He'll be ready.
1071
00:47:07.230 --> 00:47:09.429
I know he will be. Can we leave Clay there, too,
1072
00:47:09.489 --> 00:47:10.570
just so we know where Clay is at?
1073
00:47:10.789 --> 00:47:12.090
If you want to.
1074
00:47:12.130 --> 00:47:14.389
And what about him? Does he also want.
1075
00:47:14.250 --> 00:47:14.949
To learn how to cook?
1076
00:47:14.989 --> 00:47:16.530
Yeah, teach Clay. Okay.
1077
00:47:16.670 --> 00:47:17.289
Teach him how to fight.
1078
00:47:17.309 --> 00:47:18.929
He's so afraid of fire, remember?
1079
00:47:18.949 --> 00:47:20.250
Fuck yeah, dude.
1080
00:47:20.469 --> 00:47:21.989
I don't know if I want to.
1081
00:47:22.090 --> 00:47:23.070
He's in the sushi bar.
1082
00:47:23.650 --> 00:47:24.550
Okay.
1083
00:47:24.650 --> 00:47:25.829
And there's a lot of fish, though.
1084
00:47:26.389 --> 00:47:26.670
Yeah.
1085
00:47:27.639 --> 00:47:30.239
Okay, so you guys rest, and you head out to
1086
00:47:30.320 --> 00:47:33.550
East Haven. You will get to East Haven at nighttime. Well,
1087
00:47:33.570 --> 00:47:37.070
it is always night, but by, like, evening.
1088
00:47:37.730 --> 00:47:40.469
So after we're going to sleep tonight, right?
1089
00:47:40.769 --> 00:47:41.010
Yes.
1090
00:47:41.309 --> 00:47:44.340
And then go, so leave at 9 a.m., 8 a.m.
1091
00:47:45.739 --> 00:47:48.960
Okay, so flipping through the pages, are you only looking
1092
00:47:49.039 --> 00:47:50.320
for anything about Avarice?
1093
00:47:50.719 --> 00:47:57.300
Anything that sticks out. Like, that has to do with, like, Frostmaiden. Alright.
1094
00:47:57.460 --> 00:48:00.099
On the third page, you, is the first time you
1095
00:48:00.159 --> 00:48:04.400
see Avarice mentioned. Avarice has arrived, and with her arrival
1096
00:48:04.460 --> 00:48:08.059
comes a new set of complications. She is a tiefling,
1097
00:48:08.420 --> 00:48:11.719
like myself. though there is little else we appear to share.
1098
00:48:12.159 --> 00:48:15.139
She claims knowledge of magic far beyond that possessed by
1099
00:48:15.239 --> 00:48:18.539
any of our number. Her abilities are considerable, and her
1100
00:48:18.679 --> 00:48:23.710
understanding of Lovistus' influence is unsettling precise. She has made
1101
00:48:23.730 --> 00:48:25.829
it clear that she did not come here to serve me.
1102
00:48:26.429 --> 00:48:29.289
She serves her own interests, and whatever arrangement she has
1103
00:48:29.329 --> 00:48:31.829
made with our patron is a private matter between them.
1104
00:48:32.670 --> 00:48:35.230
I have permitted her to remain within the castle because
1105
00:48:35.269 --> 00:48:38.989
she may prove useful. Her knowledge could strengthen our position
1106
00:48:39.050 --> 00:48:41.630
and I would be foolish to dismiss a potential ally
1107
00:48:42.090 --> 00:48:46.239
simply because she refuses to kneel before me. Still, I
1108
00:48:46.280 --> 00:48:49.179
do not trust her. She spends much of her time
1109
00:48:49.219 --> 00:48:52.980
in the lower chambers pouring over old texts and conducting
1110
00:48:53.059 --> 00:48:57.300
experiments that she refuses to explain. She has spoken of
1111
00:48:57.380 --> 00:49:01.619
the arcane brotherhood of ancient magic and a lost city
1112
00:49:01.719 --> 00:49:09.800
beneath the ice. Most troubling of all, she has been
1113
00:49:09.920 --> 00:49:14.179
speaking of some book. I know very little of this book,
1114
00:49:14.199 --> 00:49:16.469
but she seems convinced that it holds the key to
1115
00:49:16.530 --> 00:49:20.360
something she desperately wants. She may share our patriarchal but
1116
00:49:20.519 --> 00:49:23.800
she does not share our purpose. I must keep a
1117
00:49:23.860 --> 00:49:26.719
close eye on her. The last thing this order needs
1118
00:49:26.780 --> 00:49:30.369
is another power within these walls pursuing ambitions of its own.
1119
00:49:33.929 --> 00:49:39.090
And then flipping through, you find another page about her.
1120
00:49:40.369 --> 00:49:43.710
Something is troubling me about Avarice. She speaks as though
1121
00:49:43.730 --> 00:49:46.869
the future has already been decided. As though the events
1122
00:49:46.949 --> 00:49:50.179
unfolding in Icewind Dale are merely the opening moves in
1123
00:49:50.199 --> 00:49:53.840
a much larger game. She believes there is something beneath
1124
00:49:53.880 --> 00:49:57.860
the ice worth risking everything to obtain. I asked her
1125
00:49:57.880 --> 00:50:01.530
whether this knowledge came from Lovistus. She smiled and told
1126
00:50:01.570 --> 00:50:04.989
me that some secrets are best left undiscovered until the
1127
00:50:05.030 --> 00:50:08.130
proper moment. I do not like being kept in the
1128
00:50:08.170 --> 00:50:12.170
dark within my own castle. The speaker remains a problem,
1129
00:50:12.230 --> 00:50:14.889
he continues to resist, and I fear that if the
1130
00:50:14.929 --> 00:50:17.980
townsfolk discover the extent of our actions, they may turn
1131
00:50:18.019 --> 00:50:22.559
against us entirely. I must keep the speaker confined. I
1132
00:50:22.619 --> 00:50:26.780
must keep the knights united. I must determine what Avarice
1133
00:50:26.840 --> 00:50:30.710
is truly doing beneath our feet. If she intends to
1134
00:50:30.809 --> 00:50:33.530
use this castle as a stepping stone towards a greater prize,
1135
00:50:33.570 --> 00:50:35.829
then I need to know whether our interests remain aligned.
1136
00:50:36.269 --> 00:50:38.590
Lovistus has given us a purpose, but I will not
1137
00:50:38.639 --> 00:50:41.900
allow anyone to destroy what I have built here. Tomorrow
1138
00:50:41.960 --> 00:50:45.239
I shall speak with Avaris again. If she refuses to
1139
00:50:45.360 --> 00:50:47.920
answer me, then I may have to consider whether she
1140
00:50:48.039 --> 00:50:53.320
is an ally worth keeping. And that is everything about Avaris.
1141
00:50:55.699 --> 00:51:01.469
Anything about what Lovistus is wanting them to do? Like,
1142
00:51:01.530 --> 00:51:02.650
what is his purpose?
1143
00:51:03.909 --> 00:51:08.349
La Vistas. All right, so you're looking through, looking for
1144
00:51:08.369 --> 00:51:20.840
La Vistas. Let's see if you see anything else. I
1145
00:51:21.059 --> 00:51:24.059
asked him what he expected of us. He answered that
1146
00:51:24.099 --> 00:51:27.130
we must endure, that we must preserve his faithful and
1147
00:51:27.170 --> 00:51:29.869
prepare for the day when his influence would reach farther
1148
00:51:29.929 --> 00:51:33.699
into this world. It was a dream, and I awoke
1149
00:51:33.780 --> 00:51:40.650
before he could say more. The Frostmaiden's winter has driven
1150
00:51:40.690 --> 00:51:44.110
these people to desperation, but desperation alone will not save them.
1151
00:51:44.170 --> 00:51:47.469
We need purpose. We need discipline. We need something greater
1152
00:51:47.489 --> 00:51:51.710
than ourselves. Lovistus has offered us that purpose. I will
1153
00:51:51.769 --> 00:51:55.050
see this order through, whatever the cost. Even if the
1154
00:51:55.090 --> 00:51:57.829
people of Caradinoval come to hate us, I will not
1155
00:51:57.889 --> 00:52:00.400
abandon the only path I believe can save us.
1156
00:52:04.530 --> 00:52:05.300
Okay.
1157
00:52:05.340 --> 00:52:11.539
So they follow him to, like, escape the Frostmaiden's winter,
1158
00:52:11.599 --> 00:52:15.099
kind of. They're hoping he brings... Yeah, you don't know.
1159
00:52:15.480 --> 00:52:15.880
Okay.
1160
00:52:17.380 --> 00:52:18.659
I suck with these dice.
1161
00:52:20.309 --> 00:52:23.610
All righty. When you're trying over there and you shoot
1162
00:52:23.630 --> 00:52:25.250
some dice, are you rolling the big dice?
1163
00:52:25.269 --> 00:52:27.929
I'm rolling the heavy ones. I haven't rolled the big ones.
1164
00:52:28.070 --> 00:52:31.960
I should. All right. So you rest up. Anything else
1165
00:52:31.980 --> 00:52:34.039
you want to do before heading to East Haven?
1166
00:52:34.780 --> 00:52:36.920
I want to start poking into different rooms and see
1167
00:52:36.960 --> 00:52:38.800
if there's just a nicer one we could live in.
1168
00:52:39.199 --> 00:52:39.480
Okay.
1169
00:52:39.739 --> 00:52:41.980
Yeah, you're looking around in here. You definitely see some
1170
00:52:42.019 --> 00:52:42.659
nicer rooms.
1171
00:52:43.199 --> 00:52:45.119
I scoff, and then I just leave it alone.
1172
00:52:45.599 --> 00:52:46.860
Like a.
1173
00:52:49.039 --> 00:52:53.679
Hot fucker. Do we have an idea where all those
1174
00:52:54.280 --> 00:52:55.699
weird knights ran off?
1175
00:52:55.719 --> 00:52:57.400
No.
1176
00:52:58.420 --> 00:52:59.739
You don't know if they just went out.
1177
00:52:59.760 --> 00:53:02.300
It looks like they took their stuff with them.
1178
00:53:02.320 --> 00:53:04.719
It looks like they just ran off. So you do
1179
00:53:04.820 --> 00:53:08.360
see that most of them didn't have much belongings. They
1180
00:53:08.380 --> 00:53:10.409
showed up here without anything.
1181
00:53:10.949 --> 00:53:12.030
My little Rob.
1182
00:53:12.409 --> 00:53:15.869
If there is anything of use, you imagine that the
1183
00:53:15.949 --> 00:53:20.090
servants and everyone coming back are like cleaning up and everything.
1184
00:53:20.130 --> 00:53:22.650
But you didn't see gold scattered or nothing like that.
1185
00:53:24.639 --> 00:53:25.219
That's cute.
1186
00:53:25.619 --> 00:53:28.389
So wait, did Seaver give us anything?
1187
00:53:28.409 --> 00:53:30.760
He gave you a room in the castle.
1188
00:53:30.889 --> 00:53:33.510
Yeah, a shitty room. As long as we can come
1189
00:53:33.550 --> 00:53:36.570
back and use it. We'll say we'll be back, but
1190
00:53:36.949 --> 00:53:38.909
it'd be really nice if we had some feather beds.
1191
00:53:38.929 --> 00:53:42.389
Yeah, you could probably talk to him about it. You
1192
00:53:42.409 --> 00:53:45.750
seemed surprised when he offered you that other room and
1193
00:53:45.769 --> 00:53:48.090
there was no pushback. Hmm. Hmm.
1194
00:53:50.190 --> 00:53:50.309
Well.
1195
00:53:51.329 --> 00:53:54.730
Yeah, I guess we chose to go there anyway.
1196
00:53:55.389 --> 00:53:57.769
Is there any way we could dress that room up
1197
00:53:57.829 --> 00:54:01.989
a bit and make it nicer? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, sure.
1198
00:54:03.809 --> 00:54:04.849
I'm trying a new voice.
1199
00:54:04.869 --> 00:54:06.849
Yeah, sure.
1200
00:54:08.409 --> 00:54:13.320
Yeah, he says, oh, do whatever he wishes. The less
1201
00:54:13.469 --> 00:54:14.469
I know, the better.
1202
00:54:16.460 --> 00:54:19.460
Okay, so then right before we leave, we're, like, moving.
1203
00:54:19.179 --> 00:54:20.659
Some furniture from other places.
1204
00:54:20.699 --> 00:54:23.219
We're, like, walking and, like, putting it in there.
1205
00:54:23.400 --> 00:54:24.800
It's, like, super nice in there now.
1206
00:54:24.820 --> 00:54:29.190
We've got some posters on the wall and stuff. It's
1207
00:54:29.250 --> 00:54:30.550
four to five stars. All right.
1208
00:54:30.929 --> 00:54:31.230
All right.
1209
00:54:31.329 --> 00:54:32.929
And then we head out in the morning.
1210
00:54:32.969 --> 00:54:36.929
Okay, you head to East Haven. You spend, like, the
1211
00:54:37.010 --> 00:54:47.039
next day pretty much walking there. Diego, you remember and
1212
00:54:47.079 --> 00:54:49.900
possibly remind the rest of the group that East Haven
1213
00:54:49.980 --> 00:54:52.840
is the town where pickpocketing is legal.
1214
00:54:53.500 --> 00:54:53.659
Oh.
1215
00:54:53.820 --> 00:54:54.840
So you tell everyone.
1216
00:54:55.119 --> 00:54:55.460
Yeah.
1217
00:54:56.360 --> 00:54:58.179
They have to dig into my drawers.
1218
00:54:58.239 --> 00:55:00.219
Oh, shit.
1219
00:55:00.480 --> 00:55:07.050
You know, we'll take our. Well, I'm taking my gold, silver,
1220
00:55:07.760 --> 00:55:09.869
putting it, tucking it in harder to get.
1221
00:55:10.050 --> 00:55:10.329
Yeah.
1222
00:55:10.369 --> 00:55:13.059
Anybody would have a little harder time trying to. take
1223
00:55:13.099 --> 00:55:16.039
stuff off of us. Don't leave stuff on your pack
1224
00:55:16.099 --> 00:55:17.039
animal when you get back.
1225
00:55:18.489 --> 00:55:19.030
They'll take it.
1226
00:55:21.949 --> 00:55:25.789
You say you're sticking it up your ass? Whoa, hell yeah.
1227
00:55:25.949 --> 00:55:26.639
I'm keistering it.
1228
00:55:27.829 --> 00:55:29.329
Are you carrying a quarterstaff?
1229
00:55:30.820 --> 00:55:35.360
You keep telling people where it's at.
1230
00:55:35.440 --> 00:55:38.659
It's legal, guys.
1231
00:55:38.739 --> 00:55:39.320
Okay.
1232
00:55:39.659 --> 00:55:41.929
It's in my prison wallet.
1233
00:55:43.750 --> 00:55:47.650
So you do know East Haven because you learned about
1234
00:55:47.670 --> 00:55:51.650
the history before that it was in honor to In
1235
00:55:51.750 --> 00:55:55.750
order to honor the founders, they were thieves. So, pickpocketing
1236
00:55:55.809 --> 00:55:59.510
is legal. So, the common saying is, watch thy pouch. But,
1237
00:55:59.550 --> 00:56:03.090
you know, most people don't pickpocket. It's mostly, yeah, guard
1238
00:56:03.130 --> 00:56:03.710
your sack.
1239
00:56:03.750 --> 00:56:06.329
Yeah, or your asshole.
1240
00:56:08.389 --> 00:56:13.230
Like, it's mostly, yeah. It's mostly, like, kids that partake
1241
00:56:13.250 --> 00:56:15.449
in it. But you'll never know if the odd rogue
1242
00:56:15.469 --> 00:56:22.440
or thief might try to pickpocket see what happens okay
1243
00:56:22.500 --> 00:56:25.340
so as we are uh you head to east haven
1244
00:56:25.360 --> 00:56:28.570
takes about eight or nine hours level traveling um you
1245
00:56:28.590 --> 00:56:31.030
pass a few people on the road not no one
1246
00:56:31.889 --> 00:56:35.750
not it's quite boring sorry burp it's a quite boring
1247
00:56:35.809 --> 00:56:38.429
journey just passing a few people every now and then
1248
00:56:38.449 --> 00:56:40.949
who just nod at you and That's about it.
1249
00:56:42.090 --> 00:56:44.150
Yeah, dude.
1250
00:56:44.650 --> 00:56:45.989
As you make your.
1251
00:56:45.869 --> 00:56:50.730
Way into East Haven, do you head towards the docks immediately?
1252
00:56:50.750 --> 00:56:51.429
Yeah, absolutely.
1253
00:56:51.489 --> 00:56:53.010
Like where you're going to the ferry?
1254
00:56:56.769 --> 00:57:00.900
I think we should find an inn or like a tavern.
1255
00:57:01.380 --> 00:57:04.800
I try to pickpock the first person I come across. Okay.
1256
00:57:05.539 --> 00:57:07.539
And like talk to people first.
1257
00:57:07.559 --> 00:57:09.719
I'll give you a bonus by distracting them.
1258
00:57:11.250 --> 00:57:14.150
As you make your way into East Haven, you quickly
1259
00:57:14.210 --> 00:57:18.269
realize that this is no small fishing village. You see
1260
00:57:18.309 --> 00:57:22.329
the streets are busy with merchants and travelers, locals going
1261
00:57:22.429 --> 00:57:25.329
on about their business despite the cold. So even though
1262
00:57:25.369 --> 00:57:28.780
it is... Getting to be roughly like 8 or 9 o'clock,
1263
00:57:28.840 --> 00:57:32.880
you'd say. These are buildings that are packed close together.
1264
00:57:32.900 --> 00:57:36.179
There are still shops selling goods, whatever they can at night.
1265
00:57:37.010 --> 00:57:41.690
You occasionally see the signs reminding you to watch thy pouch.
1266
00:57:43.369 --> 00:57:45.510
So you're going to try to distract the first group
1267
00:57:45.550 --> 00:57:48.190
of people you see. You see that there is like
1268
00:57:49.030 --> 00:57:50.989
a couple talking.
1269
00:57:51.010 --> 00:57:54.480
I walk over and start asking directions around town.
1270
00:57:55.099 --> 00:57:56.039
Legitimate question.
1271
00:57:56.559 --> 00:57:58.900
Hey, do you know where a good inn is where
1272
00:57:58.920 --> 00:58:00.539
we could go, where we need to get, you know,
1273
00:58:00.559 --> 00:58:03.420
with fish, maybe some lamb, you know, how about wine?
1274
00:58:03.500 --> 00:58:05.909
Do you drink wine? Do you want some wine with me?
1275
00:58:05.989 --> 00:58:08.489
And I'd be like patting him on the shoulder and stuff. Yeah,
1276
00:58:08.610 --> 00:58:11.150
there's a tavern called the White Trout that you can
1277
00:58:11.170 --> 00:58:11.500
head to.
1278
00:58:11.530 --> 00:58:12.650
Oh, the White Trout.
1279
00:58:12.690 --> 00:58:14.530
The inn, if you're looking for a place to stay,
1280
00:58:14.570 --> 00:58:15.949
is the White Lady Inn.
1281
00:58:15.969 --> 00:58:16.869
Oh, I like that.
1282
00:58:17.900 --> 00:58:18.940
I was a black lady?
1283
00:58:18.960 --> 00:58:20.460
Is there a black lady in here?
1284
00:58:20.519 --> 00:58:25.699
I mean, you are saying things, and I don't really.
1285
00:58:25.539 --> 00:58:29.219
Speak to people. But before you do all that, I
1286
00:58:29.719 --> 00:58:31.260
don't know what is going on, but there is a
1287
00:58:31.400 --> 00:58:37.460
crowd gathering at the town square. We were just heading there.
1288
00:58:39.239 --> 00:58:43.159
Make your sleight of hand with advantage. With advantage.
1289
00:58:45.119 --> 00:58:49.000
She's got it for sure. What if they also kept.
1290
00:58:49.079 --> 00:58:50.679
It in their heads?
1291
00:58:50.699 --> 00:58:54.719
You grab out a small coin purse that was on
1292
00:58:54.760 --> 00:58:57.989
the waist of the male figure talking.
1293
00:58:58.809 --> 00:59:01.210
It's got a note in it. It says, gotcha.
1294
00:59:01.909 --> 00:59:05.769
And they stole it from us. God damn it. Psych.
1295
00:59:05.789 --> 00:59:08.769
You steal a small pouch of coins.
1296
00:59:09.429 --> 00:59:09.690
Worth 20.
1297
00:59:10.349 --> 00:59:13.320
And he turns. He says, yeah, so that's where we're
1298
00:59:13.360 --> 00:59:13.940
heading now.
1299
00:59:14.119 --> 00:59:15.030
Oh, let's go. I'll go with you.
1300
00:59:15.219 --> 00:59:17.099
And then he turns to the lady with him. He says, no,
1301
00:59:17.139 --> 00:59:20.179
I promise as soon as we're done figuring out what's
1302
00:59:20.199 --> 00:59:21.619
going on at the town square, we'll head to the
1303
00:59:21.659 --> 00:59:23.159
jeweler and I'll get you that wedding ring.
1304
00:59:23.340 --> 00:59:25.159
I was promised.
1305
00:59:25.179 --> 00:59:26.130
We'll feed our kids.
1306
00:59:26.389 --> 00:59:27.090
Does she have any money?
1307
00:59:27.110 --> 00:59:27.730
Oh, you're getting married.
1308
00:59:27.750 --> 00:59:28.349
That's really nice.
1309
00:59:28.409 --> 00:59:30.429
I'll buy you a drink and I'll give him a
1310
00:59:30.489 --> 00:59:34.750
silver piece. Make a sleight of hand with advantage once again. Okay,
1311
00:59:34.769 --> 00:59:35.389
all our bills for the.
1312
00:59:35.389 --> 00:59:37.889
Next year, this pouch. What did she say? What did
1313
00:59:37.929 --> 00:59:38.300
she roll in?
1314
00:59:39.309 --> 00:59:41.469
She's trying to rob the woman now.
1315
00:59:41.989 --> 00:59:45.090
I rolled two threes with a total of ten.
1316
00:59:45.309 --> 00:59:46.090
With a ten.
1317
00:59:46.190 --> 00:59:49.250
Okay. Well, I was still trying to distract her, but
1318
00:59:49.289 --> 00:59:50.110
you just had advantage.
1319
00:59:50.690 --> 00:59:53.449
Yeah, this was advantage. So as you are reaching over,
1320
00:59:53.510 --> 00:59:57.079
she notices and says, yes, this is... This is goatskin.
1321
00:59:57.159 --> 01:00:01.780
It keeps me quite warm. They sell them at the
1322
01:00:01.820 --> 01:00:03.730
shop if you wanted.
1323
01:00:03.429 --> 01:00:03.730
To get it.
1324
01:00:03.730 --> 01:00:06.610
I like reaching. Joe Biden. But yeah, we must be going.
1325
01:00:06.630 --> 01:00:06.849
Honey?
1326
01:00:14.420 --> 01:00:17.340
And they head off towards the town square. But you
1327
01:00:17.360 --> 01:00:19.500
do have that one pouch of coins.
1328
01:00:19.719 --> 01:00:21.789
Let's go to the... Well, we follow them loosely.
1329
01:00:21.809 --> 01:00:22.389
Drinks on me.
1330
01:00:22.449 --> 01:00:24.719
Yeah, we got our bar tab.
1331
01:00:24.730 --> 01:00:26.250
Do you open it and peek in there?
1332
01:00:26.429 --> 01:00:26.550
Yeah.
1333
01:00:27.590 --> 01:00:28.110
Wait a minute.
1334
01:00:28.130 --> 01:00:28.289
Yeah.
1335
01:00:28.980 --> 01:00:31.460
Yeah, you see just as you're walking, kind of glancing
1336
01:00:31.500 --> 01:00:34.960
in there, about 22 gold pieces, which is a lot.
1337
01:00:35.000 --> 01:00:35.519
Do we have?
1338
01:00:35.599 --> 01:00:36.019
Yeah.
1339
01:00:36.280 --> 01:00:37.260
Who's keeping the.
1340
01:00:37.619 --> 01:00:39.170
I've been keeping track of the.
1341
01:00:39.230 --> 01:00:40.650
He's the bursar. You're the.
1342
01:00:40.690 --> 01:00:41.989
I am the bursar.
1343
01:00:42.190 --> 01:00:42.550
I do.
1344
01:00:43.010 --> 01:00:45.889
I like toss the coin pouch to him.
1345
01:00:46.789 --> 01:00:50.860
And as someone comes running by you... On a bicycle.
1346
01:00:50.889 --> 01:00:54.980
There's something going on at the town square. You look new.
1347
01:00:55.139 --> 01:00:57.460
Watch your pouch. And then heads off running.
1348
01:00:57.480 --> 01:00:57.719
Yeah.
1349
01:00:59.360 --> 01:01:03.570
If we start going there, I'm real suspicious if anyone
1350
01:01:03.989 --> 01:01:04.650
is touching me.
1351
01:01:06.150 --> 01:01:07.469
Oh, so that's how it works.
1352
01:01:07.789 --> 01:01:11.750
Any of you, whatever types touch me, I'll kill you.
1353
01:01:12.150 --> 01:01:16.389
Damien in his fucking bikini bottom with a giant ass sword.
1354
01:01:16.489 --> 01:01:18.400
Come on, Troy, take my hand.
1355
01:01:18.500 --> 01:01:20.079
All right, let me change the music real quick.
1356
01:01:20.139 --> 01:01:20.980
Gideon drives.
1357
01:01:21.739 --> 01:01:23.219
I start pinching butts. Oh, okay.
1358
01:01:30.579 --> 01:01:35.199
We got just 20 gold pieces and 28 silver pieces
1359
01:01:35.280 --> 01:01:37.320
and some miscellaneous copper.
1360
01:01:37.940 --> 01:01:39.219
And then this 22 gold.
1361
01:01:39.400 --> 01:01:41.480
I don't think it's big enough to even worry about
1362
01:01:41.500 --> 01:01:42.960
right now.
1363
01:01:43.519 --> 01:01:47.820
Something has drawn a crowd near the town hall. As
1364
01:01:47.860 --> 01:01:51.119
you make your way there with the rest of the townsfolk,
1365
01:01:51.699 --> 01:01:54.239
a group of people has gathered in the street. They're
1366
01:01:54.280 --> 01:01:57.619
all bundled up against the cold. Some are talking amongst
1367
01:01:57.659 --> 01:02:01.739
themselves while others stand quietly. Do you make your way
1368
01:02:01.820 --> 01:02:04.849
through the crowd? Do you watch in the back? Protecting
1369
01:02:04.889 --> 01:02:06.190
your coins, of course.
1370
01:02:06.289 --> 01:02:08.349
Yeah, I don't want to get up close.
1371
01:02:08.909 --> 01:02:12.650
Looking up past the crowd, looking ahead, you see a
1372
01:02:13.300 --> 01:02:17.219
wooden stake driven into the ground. A man is tied
1373
01:02:17.280 --> 01:02:20.619
to it. His hands bound behind him and a gag
1374
01:02:20.900 --> 01:02:24.739
covering his mouth. And straw has been piled all around
1375
01:02:24.800 --> 01:02:25.239
his feet.
1376
01:02:25.639 --> 01:02:26.000
Oh, shit.
1377
01:02:26.059 --> 01:02:28.289
Standing in front of the crowd is a man dressed
1378
01:02:28.349 --> 01:02:31.590
in a heavy winter coat. He waits for the murmuring
1379
01:02:32.190 --> 01:02:35.510
to die down in the crowd before speaking. And he says,
1380
01:02:35.650 --> 01:02:40.539
people of East Haven, thank you for coming. And he
1381
01:02:40.599 --> 01:02:43.750
looks out over the crowd. Most of you know why
1382
01:02:43.809 --> 01:02:47.510
we're gathered here today. This man was brought before us
1383
01:02:47.570 --> 01:02:51.300
after being found responsible for the deaths of several people
1384
01:02:51.360 --> 01:02:55.340
here in Icewind Dale. People who trusted him. People who
1385
01:02:55.380 --> 01:02:58.679
agreed to help him on his expedition, only to be
1386
01:02:58.780 --> 01:03:03.050
murdered for their trouble. We've endured enough suffering these past
1387
01:03:03.090 --> 01:03:07.190
few years. The cold, the darkness, the loss of people
1388
01:03:07.230 --> 01:03:10.250
we care about. We cannot allow someone to come into
1389
01:03:10.329 --> 01:03:13.909
our committees, take advantage of our people, and believe that
1390
01:03:13.929 --> 01:03:17.380
there will be no consequences. A few people in the
1391
01:03:17.400 --> 01:03:20.000
crowd nod. Someone in the back.
1392
01:03:19.800 --> 01:03:21.480
Is like, Hell yeah! Fuck yeah.
1393
01:03:22.099 --> 01:03:26.010
The sentence has been decided. Let this serve as a
1394
01:03:26.090 --> 01:03:29.789
warning to anyone... I didn't hit repeat?
1395
01:03:30.329 --> 01:03:35.170
Oh, come on, man. This is why you lost your
1396
01:03:35.190 --> 01:03:36.090
3DM privileges.
1397
01:03:36.750 --> 01:03:40.570
The speaker starts coughing. Oh, I fucking hate this cold. Anyways.
1398
01:03:42.590 --> 01:03:44.829
The sentence has been decided.
1399
01:03:45.449 --> 01:03:48.349
Let this serve as a warning to anyone who thinks
1400
01:03:48.469 --> 01:03:51.070
the lives of the people of Ten Towns are theirs
1401
01:03:51.130 --> 01:03:55.369
to take. The man then steps aside. Two members of
1402
01:03:55.409 --> 01:03:59.630
the militia approach the stake, each carrying a torch. The
1403
01:03:59.690 --> 01:04:02.530
prisoner looks up at the crowd. He says nothing. He
1404
01:04:02.550 --> 01:04:06.969
has a strangely calm demeanor on his face. He does
1405
01:04:07.010 --> 01:04:09.710
have a mouth full of rags. He can't speak, but
1406
01:04:09.730 --> 01:04:12.329
he looks like he's not even trying. He's just looking ahead.
1407
01:04:13.269 --> 01:04:15.889
One of the guards hesitates for just a moment before
1408
01:04:16.030 --> 01:04:20.929
lowering his torch to the straw. The fire catches almost immediately.
1409
01:04:21.610 --> 01:04:25.000
Flames spread around the man's feet, climbing higher as the
1410
01:04:25.059 --> 01:04:28.719
wind pushes them towards the stake. The crowd falls quiet.
1411
01:04:29.320 --> 01:04:32.710
watching as the smoke rises into the gray sky. The
1412
01:04:32.750 --> 01:04:36.809
man doesn't scream. He doesn't struggle against the bindings. He
1413
01:04:36.869 --> 01:04:39.750
just stands there as the flames begin to engulf him.
1414
01:04:40.429 --> 01:04:44.630
A few people turn away and like, yeah, like they
1415
01:04:44.690 --> 01:04:48.070
know this. So this guy killed a group of people
1416
01:04:48.110 --> 01:04:50.230
here in 10 towns, but it's like, we don't want
1417
01:04:50.250 --> 01:04:53.210
to watch him burn alive. So they turn and leave.
1418
01:04:53.429 --> 01:04:56.909
Others move closer. Some people hold their hands out to
1419
01:04:56.949 --> 01:04:59.579
warm their hands. fingers against the fire, trying to get
1420
01:04:59.599 --> 01:05:03.360
a little bit of warmth from it. The town speaker nearby,
1421
01:05:03.480 --> 01:05:08.619
he's standing. He's watching while the fire takes hold. And
1422
01:05:08.639 --> 01:05:12.119
then he turns and starts to speak quietly with the militia.
1423
01:05:13.059 --> 01:05:16.389
And as the crowd starts to break apart, a woman
1424
01:05:16.449 --> 01:05:19.489
wearing a tailored coat and fur hat makes her way
1425
01:05:19.530 --> 01:05:23.179
to your group. Her eyes move over, like, looking at
1426
01:05:23.199 --> 01:05:25.699
your weapons and, like, seeing, like, your getup. Like, okay,
1427
01:05:25.719 --> 01:05:30.239
you're not like the regular people here in town. She
1428
01:05:30.280 --> 01:05:33.239
looks you over. So you folks look like you've done
1429
01:05:33.260 --> 01:05:38.250
a bit of traveling. The name is Captain Imdra Arlagath
1430
01:05:38.829 --> 01:05:42.530
of East Haven Militia. Sorry about the welcome. It's not
1431
01:05:42.570 --> 01:05:45.690
exactly a pleasant thing to walk in on. But the
1432
01:05:45.769 --> 01:05:51.480
speaker wanted this done publicly. And as she looks you over,
1433
01:05:51.500 --> 01:05:56.980
she says, are you just passing through East Haven or
1434
01:05:57.000 --> 01:06:00.500
are you looking to make yourselves useful? And we will
1435
01:06:00.679 --> 01:06:01.900
end the episode there.
1436
01:06:03.059 --> 01:06:09.210
Was it Landon? No. Is another guy that killed all
1437
01:06:09.230 --> 01:06:09.849
of his people?
1438
01:06:09.909 --> 01:06:10.510
Good guess, though.
1439
01:06:10.750 --> 01:06:12.570
Diego will also be like to say something.
1440
01:06:12.769 --> 01:06:16.170
I see you have a very liberal, you know, assisted suicide.
1441
01:06:17.809 --> 01:06:17.969
Yes.
1442
01:06:18.010 --> 01:06:18.690
He wanted this.
1443
01:06:18.710 --> 01:06:19.429
Yeah.
1444
01:06:20.090 --> 01:06:25.469
So we will end the episode there with this captain
1445
01:06:25.590 --> 01:06:29.800
of the militia asking you if, are you passing through?
1446
01:06:29.880 --> 01:06:32.239
Are you looking to make yourselves useful? Like, you got
1447
01:06:32.300 --> 01:06:34.579
the idea that she looked you all over, clearly saw
1448
01:06:34.619 --> 01:06:37.039
that you're capable of stuff with your weapons and armor.
1449
01:06:37.059 --> 01:06:39.530
He's looking for work. Are we not?
1450
01:06:39.829 --> 01:06:41.110
So whatever.
1451
01:06:41.130 --> 01:06:42.130
The Del Fuegos are always.
1452
01:06:42.150 --> 01:06:45.309
The Del Fuegos. Are you the ones that call themselves
1453
01:06:45.389 --> 01:06:48.440
the Del Fuegos? So we will end the episode there
1454
01:06:48.480 --> 01:06:52.719
and pick up next time with whatever this captain of
1455
01:06:52.800 --> 01:06:55.610
the militia, Imdra Arligath.
1456
01:06:56.070 --> 01:06:57.050
That's a mouthful.
1457
01:06:57.070 --> 01:07:02.179
Yeah. is whatever job she's asking you to do. So
1458
01:07:02.219 --> 01:07:04.699
we will go ahead and get the final words and
1459
01:07:04.760 --> 01:07:07.559
thoughts from everyone at the table while we continue to
1460
01:07:07.619 --> 01:07:11.559
listen to this man burn at the stake. So starting
1461
01:07:11.599 --> 01:07:12.429
with you, Sarah.
1462
01:07:12.449 --> 01:07:14.949
I thought for sure it was that kid.
1463
01:07:15.409 --> 01:07:17.050
Yeah, you haven't seen him for a while. I don't
1464
01:07:17.070 --> 01:07:19.809
think anyone outside or anyone really knows who he is.
1465
01:07:19.829 --> 01:07:21.550
Did we talk about him on the podcast yet?
1466
01:07:22.349 --> 01:07:23.780
I don't remember.
1467
01:07:23.800 --> 01:07:27.650
Oh. Yeah, his name was Landon.
1468
01:07:27.889 --> 01:07:28.690
Calthorn.
1469
01:07:28.889 --> 01:07:31.530
He was the son of one of the 12 Lords
1470
01:07:31.570 --> 01:07:35.050
of Aegis in Drakenhold, which are the 12 most powerful
1471
01:07:35.139 --> 01:07:38.119
families in Drakenhold. He's one of their sons. He was
1472
01:07:38.159 --> 01:07:42.019
a rich boy who led an expedition.
1473
01:07:42.039 --> 01:07:43.239
His brother was Lando.
1474
01:07:43.500 --> 01:07:51.130
Lando. Cal Ripken Jr. All right, final words from Diego.
1475
01:07:52.460 --> 01:07:57.000
Diego is very interested in seeing what this town has.
1476
01:07:57.119 --> 01:08:00.989
Seems like it's the first town of note so far
1477
01:08:01.030 --> 01:08:01.809
for him up here.
1478
01:08:02.269 --> 01:08:03.610
Yeah, definitely more happening.
1479
01:08:04.150 --> 01:08:04.449
Yeah.
1480
01:08:05.090 --> 01:08:11.500
So, Andrew, Damien. Oh.
1481
01:08:12.280 --> 01:08:14.119
Smells like somebody's making chicken.
1482
01:08:14.260 --> 01:08:15.469
What was that guy?
1483
01:08:15.489 --> 01:08:16.270
Was he human?
1484
01:08:16.310 --> 01:08:17.130
The one being burned?
1485
01:08:17.170 --> 01:08:17.630
Human.
1486
01:08:17.670 --> 01:08:18.930
Yeah, dude. Hero point. Tiefling. Tiefling.
1487
01:08:28.560 --> 01:08:32.310
Hero point, dude. There's a human that's just burning 10
1488
01:08:32.310 --> 01:08:32.789
feet away.
1489
01:08:32.810 --> 01:08:34.550
Smells like someone's making chicken.
1490
01:08:34.770 --> 01:08:36.029
I'm really hungry.
1491
01:08:36.109 --> 01:08:37.310
He's out talking really loud.
1492
01:08:37.329 --> 01:08:41.659
Oh, man, my stomach is rumbling. Gideon, are you hungry?
1493
01:08:41.800 --> 01:08:45.840
Oh, hell yes. Gideon Primo. I hate that in three
1494
01:08:45.920 --> 01:08:48.140
episodes I didn't get to use flame blade at all.
1495
01:08:48.159 --> 01:08:48.699
I know.
1496
01:08:48.720 --> 01:08:50.380
Yeah, there hasn't been a battle.
1497
01:08:50.640 --> 01:08:51.000
I know.
1498
01:08:51.180 --> 01:08:52.810
Can I just, like, go kill somebody with flame blade
1499
01:08:52.819 --> 01:08:53.189
real quick?
1500
01:08:53.510 --> 01:08:56.010
Right before they throw the torch down, you're like, no,
1501
01:08:56.050 --> 01:08:56.829
let me do it.
1502
01:08:56.909 --> 01:08:57.510
I got this.
1503
01:08:58.090 --> 01:08:58.770
Ironia.
1504
01:08:58.789 --> 01:08:59.529
That won't be needed.
1505
01:09:00.760 --> 01:09:01.560
Thanks for having me.
1506
01:09:01.720 --> 01:09:03.960
Yeah, thanks for joining us.
1507
01:09:03.979 --> 01:09:06.840
Special shout-out to Monsior Vagina.
1508
01:09:09.199 --> 01:09:10.479
Monsior Vagina.
1509
01:09:10.640 --> 01:09:13.890
Love your constant response. Deus Ex Vagina?
1510
01:09:14.489 --> 01:09:17.350
Hell yeah. I didn't even let him know. He's been
1511
01:09:17.470 --> 01:09:19.750
asking when Rania's going to be on here for a while.
1512
01:09:19.810 --> 01:09:21.859
So I almost told him today, and I was like, no,
1513
01:09:21.890 --> 01:09:23.210
I'll just let it be a surprise.
1514
01:09:23.350 --> 01:09:25.470
I get more support from him than my father.
1515
01:09:25.489 --> 01:09:25.649
Yeah.
1516
01:09:27.149 --> 01:09:28.779
Yeah, Deus rules. We love Deus, man.
1517
01:09:28.789 --> 01:09:30.100
He always supports green, man.
1518
01:09:30.350 --> 01:09:33.680
Yeah. There is a critical miss on here because he's
1519
01:09:33.699 --> 01:09:35.859
been asking when Rania is going to be on here
1520
01:09:36.000 --> 01:09:38.180
and like... It didn't come up. I was like, I
1521
01:09:38.220 --> 01:09:40.619
have no idea. So he sent in this spell critical
1522
01:09:40.680 --> 01:09:44.409
failure called Screw You Guys. I don't even care anymore.
1523
01:09:44.489 --> 01:09:47.869
You take 1d4 con damage until Rania's next appearance on
1524
01:09:47.890 --> 01:09:48.329
the show.
1525
01:09:48.829 --> 01:09:50.850
Also, Wayne's character dies. Yeah.
1526
01:09:52.520 --> 01:09:54.760
And then he said, if Rania is at the table
1527
01:09:54.819 --> 01:09:58.939
right now, which was like a 0.1% chance, like, like
1528
01:09:58.979 --> 01:10:02.739
we never, like Ronnie hasn't been on yet, but he's
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01:10:02.760 --> 01:10:05.189
like the chance she is there. The fumble just turns
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01:10:05.229 --> 01:10:08.250
into a regular mess, but Wayne's character dies regardless.
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01:10:09.430 --> 01:10:13.210
I'm in after my own heart. So hell yeah. All right.
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01:10:13.810 --> 01:10:15.609
Um, yeah, we're going to end the episode there. Um,
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01:10:17.750 --> 01:10:21.430
Good news and bad news. The good news is whenever
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01:10:21.470 --> 01:10:26.069
we play next, we should have Dylan back. Bad news
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01:10:26.229 --> 01:10:28.489
is Andrew is going to be on vacation, so we
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01:10:28.529 --> 01:10:31.270
might not have Andrew for a couple weeks.
1537
01:10:31.779 --> 01:10:33.239
It's not six months, dude.
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01:10:33.260 --> 01:10:33.979
It might be.
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01:10:34.060 --> 01:10:34.500
No.
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01:10:35.100 --> 01:10:35.479
We'll find out.
1541
01:10:35.520 --> 01:10:36.810
You are going to Antarctica.
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01:10:37.060 --> 01:10:39.409
Oh, that is true, dude. You are getting on that
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01:10:39.529 --> 01:10:43.189
submarine to go down and look at the Titanic.
1544
01:10:43.210 --> 01:10:46.149
What was the one that collapsed the other year? Well,
1545
01:10:46.189 --> 01:10:46.590
we go to.
1546
01:10:46.729 --> 01:10:50.680
Dude, we always joke about it, but, like, the one guy...
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01:10:51.210 --> 01:10:53.909
Like one of the guys, cause they're all like millionaires,
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01:10:53.949 --> 01:10:56.090
like the richest people on earth that went down there. Well,
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01:10:56.189 --> 01:10:58.550
one of them had a stepson who clearly didn't give.
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01:10:58.470 --> 01:10:59.789
A shit about him at all.
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01:10:59.869 --> 01:11:02.010
And he's like, yeah, I know I'm sad. Like my
1552
01:11:02.170 --> 01:11:04.470
stepdad died, but I'm still going to the blink way
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01:11:04.529 --> 01:11:07.350
to concert tonight. And he kept tagging blink way to
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01:11:07.510 --> 01:11:09.479
on Twitter. This is like a 30 year old dude. Yeah.
1555
01:11:09.689 --> 01:11:11.640
He's like, yeah, I really think it's going to help
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01:11:11.840 --> 01:11:14.479
if I go to the Blink-182 concert. Hopefully I can
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01:11:14.500 --> 01:11:14.899
meet him.
1558
01:11:14.920 --> 01:11:16.340
Yeah, it'd make it so much better if I can
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01:11:16.380 --> 01:11:17.000
go backstage.
1560
01:11:17.020 --> 01:11:20.079
Dude, you're a fucking, like, grown-ass man. And he has
1561
01:11:20.119 --> 01:11:21.380
more money than any of us.
1562
01:11:21.399 --> 01:11:23.220
Yeah, he probably has more money than Blink-182.
1563
01:11:23.239 --> 01:11:25.319
Yeah, dude, that shit was so fucking funny, though.
1564
01:11:25.340 --> 01:11:25.680
Oh, yeah.
1565
01:11:26.199 --> 01:11:28.239
Yeah, I know my dad is just a pile of goop,
1566
01:11:28.279 --> 01:11:32.399
but I still want to hear Girl at the Rock show.
1567
01:11:32.420 --> 01:11:33.720
Fuck yeah, dude.
1568
01:11:33.779 --> 01:11:36.560
Just keep it together for the kids.
1569
01:11:36.579 --> 01:11:40.319
Keep the submarine together until the Blink-182 concert's over. All right,
1570
01:11:40.340 --> 01:11:41.560
so we're going to end it there. Thank you so
1571
01:11:41.600 --> 01:11:43.699
much for joining us. If you enjoy the show, please
1572
01:11:43.739 --> 01:11:47.399
leave us a review. Leave us a review. Tell Sarah
1573
01:11:47.439 --> 01:11:49.729
hello on Instagram. She runs that page. She does a
1574
01:11:49.770 --> 01:11:50.369
great job.
1575
01:11:51.840 --> 01:11:53.079
Every day she's hustling.
1576
01:11:53.300 --> 01:11:55.979
Every day she's hustling. Send us in your critical hits
1577
01:11:56.050 --> 01:11:59.909
and critical failures and your NPCs if you want them
1578
01:12:00.050 --> 01:12:03.350
to make an appearance. We have t-shirts for sale. The
1579
01:12:03.409 --> 01:12:06.180
link is in our, I don't know where it is.
1580
01:12:06.359 --> 01:12:07.899
Do we have it in our episode?
1581
01:12:08.180 --> 01:12:08.800
We should have it.
1582
01:12:09.329 --> 01:12:09.529
Yes.
1583
01:12:09.590 --> 01:12:12.949
It's in the episode, and then I will post it
1584
01:12:12.979 --> 01:12:13.600
to the story.
1585
01:12:13.640 --> 01:12:19.039
Yeah. I haven't gotten... So we have just two designs
1586
01:12:19.119 --> 01:12:22.800
on there, which we've... They're not AI. We've had, like,
1587
01:12:22.859 --> 01:12:25.720
we paid people to draw them. So that's why we
1588
01:12:25.760 --> 01:12:26.399
only have two.
1589
01:12:26.420 --> 01:12:29.020
I thought it was three. We should do quotes. Is
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01:12:29.039 --> 01:12:29.520
there three?
1591
01:12:29.680 --> 01:12:31.159
You got the skull, the.
1592
01:12:32.039 --> 01:12:36.100
Oh, yeah, we have two different logos. One's a zombie hand,
1593
01:12:36.159 --> 01:12:37.100
one's a knight hand.
1594
01:12:37.159 --> 01:12:39.090
Yeah, I just put those couple on.
1595
01:12:44.819 --> 01:12:47.060
We got character shit.
1596
01:12:47.159 --> 01:12:48.140
We got some characters.
1597
01:12:48.300 --> 01:12:51.460
We got some... I just want a Keem shirt.
1598
01:12:51.479 --> 01:12:53.380
Dude, I would fuck if I took.
1599
01:12:53.420 --> 01:12:54.579
It just says Keem.
1600
01:12:54.600 --> 01:12:58.810
Keem, built different. Team Keem. Team Keem, built different.
1601
01:12:58.859 --> 01:13:00.420
It says Keem with, like, a tent below it.
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01:13:00.619 --> 01:13:03.909
Oh, my God, this shit bucket. Alrighty, we're shutting her
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01:13:03.930 --> 01:13:04.369
down now.
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01:13:04.390 --> 01:13:05.130
Thanks, everyone.
1605
01:13:05.189 --> 01:13:11.869
I would pay at least $ 35, 000.
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01:13:24.770 --> 01:13:26.550
Thanks for watching!