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As I sit in a towel, fresh out of the shower, hair dripping wet, blinds wide open, because who needs boundaries, right?
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I'm wondering, what is this podcast going to be?
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Is it going to be video or just audio?
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If it's video, trust me, I promise I will put clothes on.
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Nobody needs to see that.
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But let's get serious for a second because this podcast at its core is a love letter.
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A giant, sarcastic, oversharing, overly caffeinated love letter to everyone who's believed in me over the years.
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Friends, co workers, family, especially my parents and my husband.
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Without you, I don't know where I'd be.
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Actually, I'd probably be face first in a Taco Bell drive thru somewhere crying into a Crunchwrap Supreme.
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You know, now that I think about it, that doesn't sound so bad.
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It kind of reminds me of college.
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Anyway, y'all taught me how to be a better person, a better friend, a better wife.
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Especially when I didn't think I could be.
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From my random collection of odd jobs, shout out to retail and finance for teaching me patience and how not to punch a person in the face no matter how badly I really want to.
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So all the life lessons that you've given me, this podcast is going to be for you.
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It's also for you, the listener, for anyone who's ever felt quirky, sarcastic, stuck in the 90s, or constantly quoting movies and song lyrics instead of using original thoughts.
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So for those of you that scroll through your camera roll at 2am to relive the good times, I'm right there with you.
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Here's what you can expect from this podcast.
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Crazy stories from my past, whether that's college, odd jobs that I've had, friends.
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Don't worry, I'll change your names because I don't want any of you getting fired.
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And the drama that we've all survived.
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Weddings that I've gone to.
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Ugh, trust me, there are plenty of wedding stories I can share.
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I've been to way too many.
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And I'll also share my favorite movies, music, sports teams, artists, books, and all my other passions, which are way too many to list because undiagnosed ADHD.
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You get the idea.
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So this is going to be a wild ride.
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It's going to be full of potholes, just like the PA Turnpike, but I'm here for it.
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And I hope you are too.
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So buckle up my friends.
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We've got stories to tell, laughs to share, and who knows, maybe even a few tears to shed.
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Though let's keep it light on the tears because I think I've cried enough the past two months for all of us.
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Anyway, welcome to the podcast and let's talk some shit.
00:00:00.050 --> 00:00:07.440
As I sit in a towel, fresh out of the shower, hair dripping wet, blinds wide open, because who needs boundaries, right?
00:00:08.230 --> 00:00:11.609
I'm wondering, what is this podcast going to be?
00:00:12.070 --> 00:00:14.720
Is it going to be video or just audio?
00:00:15.574 --> 00:00:19.105
If it's video, trust me, I promise I will put clothes on.
00:00:19.204 --> 00:00:20.600
Nobody needs to see that.
00:00:21.695 --> 00:00:26.894
But let's get serious for a second because this podcast at its core is a love letter.
00:00:27.144 --> 00:00:33.854
A giant, sarcastic, oversharing, overly caffeinated love letter to everyone who's believed in me over the years.
00:00:34.384 --> 00:00:38.384
Friends, co workers, family, especially my parents and my husband.
00:00:38.784 --> 00:00:40.554
Without you, I don't know where I'd be.
00:00:41.034 --> 00:00:46.405
Actually, I'd probably be face first in a Taco Bell drive thru somewhere crying into a Crunchwrap Supreme.
00:00:47.484 --> 00:00:50.784
You know, now that I think about it, that doesn't sound so bad.
00:00:51.005 --> 00:00:52.695
It kind of reminds me of college.
00:00:53.274 --> 00:00:58.034
Anyway, y'all taught me how to be a better person, a better friend, a better wife.
00:00:58.465 --> 00:01:00.155
Especially when I didn't think I could be.
00:01:00.774 --> 00:01:11.474
From my random collection of odd jobs, shout out to retail and finance for teaching me patience and how not to punch a person in the face no matter how badly I really want to.
00:01:12.409 --> 00:01:16.209
So all the life lessons that you've given me, this podcast is going to be for you.
00:01:16.870 --> 00:01:27.680
It's also for you, the listener, for anyone who's ever felt quirky, sarcastic, stuck in the 90s, or constantly quoting movies and song lyrics instead of using original thoughts.
00:01:29.015 --> 00:01:35.635
So for those of you that scroll through your camera roll at 2am to relive the good times, I'm right there with you.
00:01:36.584 --> 00:01:38.864
Here's what you can expect from this podcast.
00:01:39.385 --> 00:01:45.084
Crazy stories from my past, whether that's college, odd jobs that I've had, friends.
00:01:45.405 --> 00:01:48.954
Don't worry, I'll change your names because I don't want any of you getting fired.
00:01:49.454 --> 00:01:51.545
And the drama that we've all survived.
00:01:51.584 --> 00:01:53.114
Weddings that I've gone to.
00:01:53.325 --> 00:01:57.234
Ugh, trust me, there are plenty of wedding stories I can share.
00:01:57.375 --> 00:01:58.515
I've been to way too many.
00:01:59.375 --> 00:02:11.405
And I'll also share my favorite movies, music, sports teams, artists, books, and all my other passions, which are way too many to list because undiagnosed ADHD.
00:02:11.675 --> 00:02:12.585
You get the idea.
00:02:13.555 --> 00:02:15.335
So this is going to be a wild ride.
00:02:15.335 --> 00:02:20.064
It's going to be full of potholes, just like the PA Turnpike, but I'm here for it.
00:02:20.064 --> 00:02:21.324
And I hope you are too.
00:02:21.694 --> 00:02:23.094
So buckle up my friends.
00:02:23.115 --> 00:02:28.284
We've got stories to tell, laughs to share, and who knows, maybe even a few tears to shed.
00:02:28.780 --> 00:02:33.819
Though let's keep it light on the tears because I think I've cried enough the past two months for all of us.
00:02:34.419 --> 00:02:38.719
Anyway, welcome to the podcast and let's talk some shit.
