#89 Pus Guts & Slush Funds

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On this week's episode of Red State Reboot, we
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are covering Cash Patel's snorkel extravaganza
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in Pearl Harbor, Donald Trump's Oval Office pus
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guts, and the creation of the newest slush fund.
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Enjoy! Red State Reboot. Red State Reboot is
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hosted by us. Benjamin. And Abigail. Back for
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a second time this week. Hell yeah. Brother.
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This week. What do we want to say? We're going
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to get back into some more wheel topics in just
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a second, but we are. Listen. We're going to
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take a summer break of some sort. We also recognize
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that America 250 is happening in a very big way,
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kind of reaching a pinnacle. Really the biggest
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way one could say. June and July. Bigly. Wait,
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wasn't that a Donald Trump word like 10 years
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ago? Bigly? Yes. Okay. Isn't that a company now,
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too? Bigly he probably owned Trump Organization
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probably fucking owns it allegedly we So just
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just Keep your eyes on this space watch this
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our best way that we like things up to date and
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like we tease our bonus Stitch episodes or whatever
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other things we have planned. So just That's
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all I have to say Another just also just make
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sure that you like follow us wherever you listen
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to keep up with us, if you follow us, then whenever
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we do have our kind of sporadic America 250 episodes
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throughout the remainder of the summer, they'll
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just be on your home screen, like at the top
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of your feed. And that's the thing about, you
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know. Abby and I are kind of like Jesus in the
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sense that, like, you never know when we're coming
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back. Like, the moment you least expect it. Or
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Avatar the Last Airbender. Like, when the world
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needed him most, he disappeared. But, like, now
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he's back. So... Ding. Sorry, my wheels are turning
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now. Is Avatar the Last Airbender an allegory
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for the biblical story of Jesus? We'll need to
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think on that later. Um... Actually, I'm gonna
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think about it right now while you listeners
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enjoy this little commercial break. I need to
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think on that because was that like religious
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propaganda of our childhood? Probably. Okay,
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I'm gonna have to think on that. We're back.
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It's our second Wheel of the Week. The Wheel
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is squeaking it so tired, but like, just like
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us, it will continue to chug on through the downfall
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of democracy. The day they shut down wheelofnames
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.com is the day the Red State reboot ends. Literally.
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Thank you to wheel of names who still has yet
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to reach out and sponsor us But we will not be
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looking for a replacement. Oh I'm gonna go ahead
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and spin it Spin that wheel. I can't see it Benjamin
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And it landed on a good one, let me Let me add
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that back real quick. You can just tell us. No,
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no, no, because it landed on a very important
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one. That is what it landed on the first time,
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hence why I needed the build up. We're for the
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second episode in a row. We are going to be discussing
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oceanography We you know last week we hit The
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Mariana Trench, but just like December 7th 1941
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this past week cash Patel hit Pearl Harbor He
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did, him and his little snorkel and his little
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flippers got to go on his VIP experience. Oh
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my, do you think his wetsuit was like a child
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size large? Ew. Are there pictures of him? I
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really, really wish there were. I've not been
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able to find it. Well, probably because it was
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an official government exercise. So yeah, anyway,
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not to bury the lead. Cash Patel is a... I don't
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know. Apparently, I'm seeing some reports that
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he likes to snorkel. I don't know. I don't know
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if that's true, if this was just a one -off.
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But he went on this trip to... Stop it. Oh my
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god. He went on an official visit. And again,
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this is the same Cash Patel that was drinking
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beer in the locker room at the Olympics. I like
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beer. Calling Trump on FaceTime like trying to
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act so fucking cool again like I'm sorry. I I'm
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just gonna feed the full horse one more time
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It's just all like so homoerotic. I mean, I just
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don't even know what to say. Like it just it
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just I'm sorry, we always have to come back to
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that, but it's true. In that same vein of homoeroticism,
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lest we not forget Cash Patel's misadventures
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with his country singer, Ukrainian girlfriend,
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who gets like secret service protection and is
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filing a multimillion dollar lawsuit against
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podcasters who called her an Israeli honey pot.
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Which like. The official Red State reboot position
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on all that is like, spot the lie. Okay, snorkeling.
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Like Cash Patel is just... He's a rich text.
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His name's fucking Cash. What do you expect?
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So this was some reporting by the Associated
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Press on May 14th. It says when Cash Patel visited
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Hawaii last summer, so in 2025, the FBI took
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pains to note the director was not on vacation.
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They talked about how he had meetings with the
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bureau's field office in Honolulu, meetings with
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local law enforcement. Oh, yeah. Uh -huh. And
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he went doing it in fucking Billings, Montana.
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So like, yep. Also, can I just say, we missed
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this when we were like planning pre -recording.
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This is a who asks scenario. Like no one would
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have cared if he did go on vacation. Like everyone
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goes on vacation for a week, but it's the fact
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that no one asked and then they out themselves
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by being like, this is a routine vacation or
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this is not a routine vacation. Excuse me. Right.
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Right. Exactly, so the Associated Press writes
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left out of the FBI's news releases was an exclusive
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excursion that Patel took days later when he
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participated in what government officials described
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as a quote VIP snorkel around the USS Arizona
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in an outing coordinated by the military. This
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sunken battleship entombs more than 900 sailors
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and marines at Pearl Harbor. When I think, I'm
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sorry, I just have to say is when I think VIP
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snorkel in my head, I just imagine like flipping
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around in flippers and it's like Cash Patel,
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Caitlyn Jenner and like the gay Ayatollah. It's
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just like there are no more VIPs in the world.
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No, exactly. Yeah, it's it. Snorkeling is homoerotic.
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I'm sorry. That's what I'm saying. OK, can we
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just say it like Donald Trump was born to be
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a gay man and. I know. So we're half of these
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people, I think, but like. You just I know live
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your life and stop making the rest of us miserable.
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We have so many less fucking problems. So so,
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yeah, so I guess the Associated Press obtained
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the government emails where they called it the
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VIP snorkel. And that was kind of the first time
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like the FBI hadn't disclosed the snorkeling
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session or that he had. like stayed along for
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kind of these extra days. And again, this is
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like what Ben is saying. The WHO asked, we would
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not be in this situation if Casper Tell did not
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keep using the fucking FBI plane for his personal
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adventures for posting video. And again, I'm
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not fucking stupid to think that these government
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officials and people in power do not abuse their
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power and their privileges and do these things.
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It's like. Do you need to really be posting that?
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Cash Patel like him set like being like USA in
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the locker room drinking the beer like getting
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it on video. It's just like it's like dude. Little
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bit of discretion goes a long way and I'm not
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saying for them to try to hide it But it's like
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my god hide it better like we know you're doing
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it anyway, but they don't even fucking try There's
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a certain level of mutual respect between the
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government and the public that as long as you
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try to hide your indiscretions We're just like
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oh government day -to -day business, but it's
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like When he gets out of office, I'm fully expecting
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like a detailed memoir of every sexual position.
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He's put his Ukrainian country star girlfriend
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in like I he is the definition of kiss and tell.
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Yeah, and it's because he's kiss and tell cash
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new nickname does drop. I have to like measure
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myself here because I about said some not so
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great things for on air, but like. Look at him.
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He is who you expect to kiss and tell because
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he's like I promise guys. I did kiss that girl
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She just goes to another school. You don't know
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her It's just it's it's that vibe as long like
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as the day is long it don't you just picture
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it too like he goes on this snorkel and they're
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like again This is just like this is just me
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that thinking of something in my brain so whatever
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also can I just say something that we've never
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said on air before and I don't know how because
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it is so red state reboot coded I mean clearly
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cash is not his real name like a la Tulsi Gabbard
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um or no not Tulsi Gabbard Nikki Haley um yes
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is it her real name like Yes. Numeriad or some,
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I know that her parents are Indian immigrants.
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That's all we need to know about that. Um. Numerata
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Nikki Haley. Yes. Yeah. Um, anyway, um, literally
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anyway, um, I don't understand why he shortened
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his because his is cash yap. And that is even
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better. Like that is mine and Abby's tombstones.
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Like we want the cash from yapping. Like we are
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also cash yaps. Oh my God. How have we never?
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I don't know. Anyway, can we just sum this up
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real quick in 20 seconds? He literally is snorkeling
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on a VIP snorkel experience, looking at the sunken
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ships that were like downed during Japan's attack
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on Pearl Harbor in World War Two. If we're going
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to be historically accurate here, like completely
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justified attack on Pearl Harbor during World
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War Two. But like It is what it is. We don't
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need to analyze it anymore. It's just like it
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is. Actually, I'm going to give you two examples
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and we're hitting the wheel. It is the exact
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same vibe of the sorority girls that study abroad
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in Europe and take pictures in the gate of Auschwitz.
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And it is the same as the 25 year olds trying
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to refine their life posting pictures with starving
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Haitian children in front of a school they just
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built. It is the exact same vibes. There are
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no if, ands or buts about it. continues to raise
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the bar on what public levels of just I don't
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even want to call it corruption because that
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inspires some kind of like thought through conspiracy.
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Like he just his stupid bullshit. Is it raining
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at your house? Oh, no. The AC just came on. Oh,
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well, enjoy that background. China. Which is
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not where the phone is made. Yeah, allegedly.
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Trump went to China. I don't I don't even know.
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He brought the delegation of. I mean, Tim Cook,
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Elon Musk, who we've not seen in a long time.
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Elon Musk brought his fucking kid, ex Ash, whatever,
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whatever. One of 17 from his harem. I, I, I can't
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even. Isn't that when Grimes is kid? Yeah. Yeah.
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Again, all you need to know. I can't even. Yeah.
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So he brings the whole squad to China. Wait,
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can I just say something real quick? Did I ever
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tell you that the day after my high school graduation,
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Lana Del Rey was on her endless summer tour in
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Charlotte? And of course, I was there with my
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friends pit. But Grimes opened for her and we
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had no clue who Grimes was. And let me just say
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what an experience to not know what you're walking
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into and then Grimes just be in front of you.
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Yeah, that's all. That is a really rich. Stephen
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Miller was in China, too, because President Xi
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looked his little four foot 11 ass up and down
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and kept walking. I'm sorry, that's excuse me,
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not looked up and down. Just look down and downer
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at his 411. God, and they're all these like embarrassing
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fucking men like taking pictures like Marco Ruby
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a little holding his phone like. Like taking
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these picture, it's just whatever, but the thing
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that's like very red state reboot coded is that.
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There's a video from this trip of. There's there's
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like a toast happening and everybody has like
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a glass of what. can only be assumed to be champagne,
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something similar. And Donald Trump takes a big
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old sip of it. So I don't know. I need a big
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old sip of champagne right now. Like, I don't
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I don't know. Like, I mean, maybe they had grape
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juice in his glass. Maybe he spit it back out.
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I don't really know. But like Donald Trump, we've
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said this so many times, one of the things about
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him that's like There's an update. It's become
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an issue. We're not the only ones that noticed
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the drinking and the White House has released
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a statement on the matter. so trump famously
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doesn't drink that's the only that's what i was
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gonna say to end that there that's his only like
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green flag is that he says he doesn't he doesn't
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drink okay so tell me the update donald trump
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did not consume alcohol during his visit to china
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although a video of a formal banquet with chinese
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president xin jing ping showed him raising a
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glass and appearing to take a sip his team unspokes
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people confirm that the drink was non -alcoholic
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okay well you know if the i'd say it has to be
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true yeah no literally who asked but we did i
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mean yeah i mean if trump says it has to be true
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hence truth social it's only truths yep god it's
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just but it's just one thing after another it's
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like it's like don't then it's like then don't
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have the non -alcoholic in the champagne glass
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don't lift that like that just seems like the
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easiest pr training in the fucking world like
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just have a glass of some like red juice that's
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like obviously not have a fucking diet coke totally
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in the can i mean totally i'm sorry it's it's
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giving the same vibes of like everyone knows
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like everyone knows like Okay, I was gonna try
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to be politically correct, but I'm just I'm done
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with that today everyone knows an alcoholic like
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a recovered alcoholic in their life and You see
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them drink the mocktail and you just have to
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sit there for a second and you're like, I Don't
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know what's in that cup and it's not my place
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to ask but I have concerns Yeah It's just Yeah,
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anyway, that was Trump's visit to China. I mean,
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there's more, but you've read about it at this
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point, if you care. And if you don't, then I
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mean, if you don't, then that's the important
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part of it is the non -alcoholic drink. So. And
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this is right up there with Trump drinking in
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China somehow. I forgot about this. Me too. Do
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we have the video? You go ahead and start yapping
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and give me 10 seconds. What the wheel has landed
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on is Marco DJing. Y 'all have probably seen
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this video, but if you haven't, that is is getting
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it for us. Marco Rubio. Yeah, there's video that's
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going around of him. DJing at a party. I don't
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know if it's like a wedding. Like it kind of
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is giving like a wedding. Yeah, it was a wedding
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in Florida. Yeah, there we go. Of course. Yeah.
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Thank you to Christina Cardona at USA Today for
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bringing us the real shit like USA. Oh God. Oh
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my God. Here we go. And also you tell me to play
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it. Yeah, but he's also on it. Yeah, please just
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play it. The caption is DJ Rubio spins records.
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The guys that are dancing, that's literally my
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hell. If when I go to hell, it's literally in
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this room. Abby, that looks like your wedding.
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No, just kidding. Abby's wedding was much more
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tasteful. The boys... Anyway, like... But then
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doesn't he start doing like, I feel so close
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to you or like some song like that, like like
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a G six or something. No, no, no, no, no. It
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is it is. It is the oh, my God, you want to say
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Calvin Klein, the Calvin Harris song. Feel so
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close or whatever it's called. It's literally
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that like you were correct. I again, this is
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like an example of that. I'm like PR. It's like
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in the midst of all these wars, everything. is
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really what the secretary of state should be
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doing. But then on the other hand, if I'm the
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Trump administration, I love this video because
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it fits everything. It fits with the like, yeah,
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I'm just like a bro with the dudes. I like to
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drink beer, literally just like the arms. Like
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it's giving Cash Patel drinking the beer in the
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locker room with the guys like it's the same
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exact fucking energy. So it's like it completely
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works for that. Like for all the reasons that
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we look at it, we're like. Jesus Christ, can
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these people even pretend to be serious? Like
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we're just talking about with this, like this
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mutual understanding of at least like a pretend
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to have some fucking respect for the American
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people. Pretend like you're doing your job in
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any kind of like serious way, taking this seriously
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at all. The way we see it like that, that the
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Trump camp and the MAGA camp sees this and it's
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like, fuck yeah. Like, oh my God, he's so funny.
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Like, yeah, like he's so chill. Like, that's
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my president. Yeah. Exactly. It's the same thing.
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Sorry. Okay. Wait, it's the same vibes as something
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else to to get a little more analytical. It's
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the same vibe as like the court filings talking
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about like the people's ballroom. Like it is
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a way that they try to like humanize themselves
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to like the masses and it just It works for 60
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year olds who are on Facebook, but people our
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age look at it and even like MAGA people our
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age and they're just like that It's cringe Like
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that's the only word to describe it and like
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young people don't go for cringe Regardless,
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but speaking of cringe At the end of the day,
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Abby and I are here for two reasons and two reasons
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alone, and that is to bring you the headlines
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in a palatable way and to make money from commercial
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breaks. So we will be right back after this ad.
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We're back. We have a couple more topics for
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you and I don't know. I'd love to say that we've
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covered the cringe for the day, but looking at
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the topics that are left, we simply have not.
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Oh. I'm going to let you start it because I have
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a surprise for you related to this one. The wheel
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has just landed on the rich text of the week.
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We need a sound effect. Fuck. Oh, yeah. Hold
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on. Hold on. It should be like bad track. I'm
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getting to the media. Just hold on. Okay, so
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did you do you have a rich text to give or it's
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the no I have something related to what you have
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selected Because I forgot what I selected. I
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know it's rich text No, I mean, I'm ready for
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it No, I mean, I'm ready. Oh, OK. No, no, because
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I just want to say that in our sabbatical, Abby
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put this on there as like the rich text of the
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week for when we were coming back. But somehow
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it's actually like the rich text of the month
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for me because of what I have to add to it once
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Abby fills us in on the RTOW. Can we watch it?
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You can. One sec. I didn't have it pulled up
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because there wasn't much happening in it. So
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I Just need a refresher. Sorry. This is just
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us just us being honest and vulnerable Yeah,
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yeah, oh here it is from the independent the
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only thing more outrageous than Trump here is
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the bulging belly button Fuck it's just a picture.
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Hold on. I know cuz I was trying Oh, you do,
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you do. Damn, duh. Oh, I remember, okay. It's
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a small little private affair. It's about his
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son's wedding. I said, you know, this is not
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good timing for me. I have a thing called the
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ran and other things. That's what I can't win
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on. If I do attend. That's him talking about
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his son getting married. Anyway, so this is why
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this is the rich text of the week This is Donald
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Trump giving a statement to the press in the
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Oval Office sitting there talking about His sense
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wedding that he's you know, not well and a little
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thing called Iran a little thing called Iran
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saying he's going to get killed. He brings up
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the fake news media. You know, it's classic.
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It's toward a greatest chance. They've changed
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that, by the way. Sorry. Just to bring that to
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our listeners, they no longer use fake news media.
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They're trying to make fake news mafia a thing
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to like. Yep. I don't need to explain why they're
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using that word. It's like it gives more conspiratorial
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vibes. But just like the scene of that whole
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video, I think what really pushed it over the
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edge is the rich text of the week for you, because
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it's literally over the edge. It's perfect. It's
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just perfect on so many levels. He's saying he's
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not gonna go to his son's wedding He can't even
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describe the person. He said he said it's a very
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person They've known for a long time also like
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k gender neutral. I guess he marrying a man or
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a woman There's this guy standing behind him
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just head cut off face cut out of the frame Thank
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God for his sake just belly Out. Belly out to
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the point that belly button is out. Belly button
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through the shirt. Am I allowed to say what people
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in the South call that? Because like it's really
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it's an imagery situation here. It is what my
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loving redneck family might refer to as a puss
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gut. It's when it goes beyond a beer belly and
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the belly button begins to protrude. Puss Gut.
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I mean, it's pretty fucking crazy. Like, I just
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- Oh my god, episode 89, Puss Gut syndrome. Literally.
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It's just cr - Like, I just - The whole scene,
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like, the frame of that video is just - It's
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just too good. I'm like - It's also like who
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the fuck is this guy's just some guy in some
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yellow like golf shirt like I don't even know
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It's some random guy and I'm willing to bet serious
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amounts of money like half my life savings that
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like his name is mark Like Mark Johnson like
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just like some I I don't know that but my friends
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call me belly Belly roll Stop I It's just crazy.
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I'm like and why and did no one nobody behind
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a camera was like Can we maybe not have this
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guy be the center of the shot? That's the ideal
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demographic because every MAGA woman looks up
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there and sees her husband You're right. This
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is not a safe space for MAGA So if you are a
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new rebooty that saw the title red state reboot
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and you thought that meant that we were Somehow
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loving a red state Let this be your warning that
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This is not that made it this far then honestly,
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you might need to kind of like reconsider your
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values because or reconsider your critical thinking
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skills because this is the second episode of
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the week and we're an hour and 35 minutes in.
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So if it took you this long to not realize that
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we don't like MAGA, then you're probably MAGA
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because that's about the thought level that I
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would expect from someone in MAGA. Okay. Well,
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that was the rich text of the week. Well, it
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was the rich text of the week, but I have a richer
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edition. Okay. So as you listener know, Abby
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and I are very anti -AI. We use AI as sparingly
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as possible in our lives. We are very anti -data
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center. They are killing communities, killing
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humanity, the environment. Like literally fuck
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AI till I die, put that on a sticker. But there
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are moments. Where AI provides what I would describe
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as a gift from the Heavenly Father. But what
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Reddit has described as quote, nightmare fuel.
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Oh, no. And there's no way to describe what we're
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about to witness. So we will be putting a reminder
00:28:46.660 --> 00:28:51.400
in our production schedule to put this on Instagram
00:28:51.400 --> 00:28:56.980
somehow so that you may. See it yourself, but
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also we will make sure to like set this link
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apart in the description below this episode because
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We don't believe in videoing our podcast video
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killed the podcast star and but this is something
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that like if we did do video like this is why
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because some things you just need to like see
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to believe I need to okay. Yeah, it's on the
00:29:22.079 --> 00:29:30.450
correct screen. Okay Okay, okay. It is called
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Nightmare Fuel, Trump and the Belly Button Man,
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and it is on R slash AI videos. It's Trump kissing
00:29:58.160 --> 00:30:10.680
the guy's naked belly button. Oh my god. It's
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like almost pornographic. That's gonna get us
00:30:15.000 --> 00:30:16.700
banned from Instagram so we might just have to
00:30:16.700 --> 00:30:21.279
link it in the description below. My god. I told
00:30:21.279 --> 00:30:27.920
you I had a gift for you. Oh my god, we will
00:30:27.920 --> 00:30:30.960
be right back after this break. I can't Have
00:30:30.960 --> 00:30:32.940
you was that not I don't know how I stumbled
00:30:32.940 --> 00:30:36.819
across that. I just that's insane him lifting
00:30:36.819 --> 00:30:40.380
it up. Oh, I'm fine on his belly button I'm finally
00:30:40.380 --> 00:30:42.539
using reddit enough that like the algorithm is
00:30:42.539 --> 00:30:47.700
understanding what I'm there for And we're back,
00:30:47.740 --> 00:30:56.740
all right spin that wheel Oh my god, okay, I've
00:30:56.740 --> 00:30:58.140
been dying to talk about this for months. Yeah,
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I don't really know about this. Okay, so the
00:31:00.740 --> 00:31:05.519
wheel has landed on Trump wanting to reopen Alcatraz.
00:31:07.839 --> 00:31:12.920
It really speaks for itself. So Trump wants to
00:31:12.920 --> 00:31:18.859
reopen Alcatraz if you're... literally if you're
00:31:18.859 --> 00:31:21.599
a dumb ass and don't know what Alcatraz is. I
00:31:21.599 --> 00:31:23.079
was gonna say if you're not familiar, but I don't
00:31:23.079 --> 00:31:24.839
know how you're not familiar with what the fuck
00:31:24.839 --> 00:31:29.920
Alcatraz is. It is a prison island off the coast
00:31:29.920 --> 00:31:35.160
of San Francisco. It is a national historic monument,
00:31:35.200 --> 00:31:37.160
which as we know from last episode, read the
00:31:37.160 --> 00:31:39.819
ballroom filing, Donald Trump does not care for
00:31:39.819 --> 00:31:43.180
national historical things, such as the White
00:31:43.180 --> 00:31:51.220
House. Anyway, he wants to reopen it. And let's
00:31:51.220 --> 00:31:53.339
be so honest for one reason. One reason only
00:31:53.339 --> 00:31:55.599
it's because it was notoriously known as like
00:31:55.599 --> 00:32:00.640
one of America's worst prisons. He wants a sea
00:32:00.640 --> 00:32:04.319
caught here like he wants a domestic sea caught.
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And let's make no mistake. That's what Alcatraz
00:32:07.220 --> 00:32:12.000
soon to be Alcatrump is. And do you know he's
00:32:12.000 --> 00:32:17.700
going to brand it? So, but here is the thing
00:32:17.700 --> 00:32:20.799
and I did not know this until this morning and
00:32:20.799 --> 00:32:22.900
I'm so glad that it was still on our list when
00:32:22.900 --> 00:32:27.559
we like prepared. He mentioned like off the wall
00:32:27.559 --> 00:32:30.200
like it's hard to even find like I found a news
00:32:30.200 --> 00:32:31.920
article that mentioned that he had mentioned
00:32:31.920 --> 00:32:34.200
it in the press conference like that's how like
00:32:34.200 --> 00:32:37.019
insignificant it is but like at the same time
00:32:37.019 --> 00:32:43.019
Abby and I live amongst the weeds. He like off
00:32:43.019 --> 00:32:45.140
the cuff mentioned that like he wanted it to
00:32:45.140 --> 00:32:49.799
open it in November. And I was like. Like, OK,
00:32:49.859 --> 00:32:52.319
like you're better at planning than Red State
00:32:52.319 --> 00:32:55.720
Reboot is apparently like you got a six month
00:32:55.720 --> 00:33:02.539
plan. We got like a six minute plan. But I kept
00:33:02.539 --> 00:33:06.680
that like nagged at me and I put the puzzle pieces
00:33:06.680 --> 00:33:13.559
this morning together. Oh, God. In 1969, because,
00:33:13.779 --> 00:33:18.039
of course, um literally because of course november
00:33:18.039 --> 00:33:22.839
20 1969 to be specific was the first day of the
00:33:22.839 --> 00:33:27.519
native american occupation of alcatraz so if
00:33:27.519 --> 00:33:32.450
you are if you guys are not aware There is a
00:33:32.450 --> 00:33:35.529
very, oh my God, there is a certain person in
00:33:35.529 --> 00:33:38.049
your life, Abby, that I'm about to get into Indian
00:33:38.049 --> 00:33:40.630
law. And y 'all, I understand that it's like
00:33:40.630 --> 00:33:42.369
indigenous Native American people, but when you're
00:33:42.369 --> 00:33:44.769
in the law part, it's like called federal Indian
00:33:44.769 --> 00:33:47.369
law. There's a person in your life that knows
00:33:47.369 --> 00:33:49.690
a lot about Indian law and they're about to love
00:33:49.690 --> 00:33:52.190
this segment of the podcast. So you know who
00:33:52.190 --> 00:33:57.390
you are and this one is for you. There is a...
00:33:57.440 --> 00:34:00.839
very important treaty called the Treaty of Fort
00:34:00.839 --> 00:34:04.819
Laramie. That is one of the many treaties that
00:34:04.819 --> 00:34:07.299
were negotiated with Indigenous tribes and subsequently
00:34:07.299 --> 00:34:13.159
ignored by the white man. But there is a provision
00:34:13.159 --> 00:34:16.079
in the Fort Laramie Treaty which says something
00:34:16.079 --> 00:34:20.309
to the effect that what is federal property and
00:34:20.309 --> 00:34:24.769
it becomes unused that that land reverts back
00:34:24.769 --> 00:34:27.969
to Native American ownership. Like that is one
00:34:27.969 --> 00:34:30.909
of like the often ignored but still cornerstone
00:34:30.909 --> 00:34:33.349
principles in federal Indian law from the Fort
00:34:33.349 --> 00:34:36.489
Laramie Treaty. Okay. That makes sense. So in
00:34:36.489 --> 00:34:41.130
November 20th, 1969, 89 Native Americans, college
00:34:41.130 --> 00:34:43.690
students, urban activists, different people,
00:34:44.449 --> 00:34:48.780
they occupied Alcatraz saying, it's federal property
00:34:48.780 --> 00:34:51.219
that's no longer used and under the Treaty of
00:34:51.219 --> 00:34:56.440
Fort Laramie, it reverts back to us because every
00:34:56.440 --> 00:35:00.019
inch of land was indigenous land. So that includes
00:35:00.019 --> 00:35:06.239
Alcatraz. So I just put that together. That is
00:35:06.239 --> 00:35:08.340
why he wants to open it in November, because
00:35:08.340 --> 00:35:13.679
that is there. They normally have a yearly. some
00:35:13.679 --> 00:35:15.739
years bigger than others. Obviously with 69 and
00:35:15.739 --> 00:35:18.900
2026, it's not like a five or a zero year, but
00:35:18.900 --> 00:35:21.559
every year they still have some sort of like
00:35:21.559 --> 00:35:24.219
remembrance ceremony of the indigenous occupation
00:35:24.219 --> 00:35:27.880
of Alcatraz. If you don't know, this is for you,
00:35:28.039 --> 00:35:30.699
Abby, as well as listeners, if you do not know
00:35:30.699 --> 00:35:33.340
about the indigenous occupation of Alcatraz from
00:35:33.340 --> 00:35:38.639
69 to 71 or 72, 71, I think. such an interesting
00:35:38.639 --> 00:35:42.039
historical topic to learn about. Go read about
00:35:42.039 --> 00:35:44.380
it. It is so interesting. Or go watch a documentary.
00:35:45.280 --> 00:35:47.260
I scarcely tell people to go read now because
00:35:47.260 --> 00:35:50.639
they're just going to ignore you. So go watch
00:35:50.639 --> 00:35:52.880
an AI video on it. I don't care. Just go learn
00:35:52.880 --> 00:35:56.059
about it. It's very interesting. But to me, that
00:35:56.059 --> 00:35:58.579
was the Red State reboot there. There for us
00:35:58.579 --> 00:36:02.820
is that the danger is hidden in the details with
00:36:02.820 --> 00:36:06.110
the Trump administration. And the details on
00:36:06.110 --> 00:36:09.190
this or that he clearly wants to like not have
00:36:09.190 --> 00:36:11.929
an indigenous occupation remembrance and wants
00:36:11.929 --> 00:36:15.750
to instead reopen it as a functional prison to
00:36:15.750 --> 00:36:19.949
host dangerous violent criminals. And this is
00:36:19.949 --> 00:36:22.829
a bonus little like point. One of the most famous
00:36:22.829 --> 00:36:27.809
prisoners of Alcatraz was Al Capone. So it's
00:36:27.809 --> 00:36:29.829
also one of the most haunted prisons in America.
00:36:29.929 --> 00:36:32.130
If you're into the ghost hunter stuff like I
00:36:32.130 --> 00:36:39.719
am. I think like that's so that's a rich tax.
00:36:39.980 --> 00:36:41.920
All of that. That is but I didn't put that I
00:36:41.920 --> 00:36:43.519
didn't put the like interest because I was just
00:36:43.519 --> 00:36:44.980
going to talk about the absurdity of wanting
00:36:44.980 --> 00:36:47.500
to open a rundown prison like what a waste of
00:36:47.500 --> 00:36:52.159
money to refurbish an old prison as both a taxpayer
00:36:52.159 --> 00:36:56.239
waste of money but also in an era where Like,
00:36:56.440 --> 00:36:59.000
yes, I understand we have a fascist leader, but,
00:36:59.159 --> 00:37:03.059
like, as a culture, for the last decade, younger
00:37:03.059 --> 00:37:05.460
people especially were moving toward models that
00:37:05.460 --> 00:37:08.800
focused on, like, decarceration. And then, so,
00:37:08.800 --> 00:37:10.559
like, that's what I was going to focus on until
00:37:10.559 --> 00:37:12.360
I put the November of it all together. And I
00:37:12.360 --> 00:37:14.340
was like, fuck it. Like, everyone knows Abby
00:37:14.340 --> 00:37:16.719
and I don't like the carceral state. Jail less
00:37:16.719 --> 00:37:20.440
people. Excuse me, jail fewer people. I need
00:37:20.440 --> 00:37:25.750
to work on my grammar. And... Yeah, so I was
00:37:25.750 --> 00:37:27.630
gonna talk about all that but like honestly like
00:37:27.630 --> 00:37:29.429
y 'all know where we stand on the carceral state
00:37:29.429 --> 00:37:32.010
So it's much more interesting to me to talk about
00:37:32.010 --> 00:37:37.869
like This loops into ice Detaining Native Americans
00:37:37.869 --> 00:37:40.110
because they would not accept their tribal ID
00:37:40.110 --> 00:37:42.550
Even though they are sovereign nations of their
00:37:42.550 --> 00:37:46.610
own within the United States borders. Um This
00:37:46.610 --> 00:37:50.329
there is a renewed In lack of better terms, I'm
00:37:50.329 --> 00:37:52.949
going to call it a desire, a renewed desire on
00:37:52.949 --> 00:37:57.150
behalf of this fascist administration to wipe
00:37:57.150 --> 00:38:01.710
indigenous people from our country. Hence all
00:38:01.710 --> 00:38:04.110
of the manifest destiny language that we have
00:38:04.110 --> 00:38:06.869
been tracking for the last year. There is quite
00:38:06.869 --> 00:38:09.989
literally a desire on behalf of neo -Nazis and
00:38:09.989 --> 00:38:11.849
white supremacists who are running our government
00:38:11.849 --> 00:38:15.190
to rid our land of anyone who is not descended
00:38:15.190 --> 00:38:19.190
from white Europeans. including the indigenous
00:38:19.190 --> 00:38:22.010
people who were here 10 ,000 years before we
00:38:22.010 --> 00:38:25.190
got here. Not that America respects indigeneity
00:38:25.190 --> 00:38:29.849
or we would have to be on Palestine side. At
00:38:29.849 --> 00:38:33.429
least they're consistent. I give them that. They
00:38:33.429 --> 00:38:36.349
reject that it claims of indigeneity across the
00:38:36.349 --> 00:38:40.409
globe. So daily reminder that white supremacy
00:38:40.409 --> 00:38:44.030
is not an American problem. It is a global problem.
00:38:44.269 --> 00:38:48.159
Yeah. Yeah. Daily reminder of that. And like,
00:38:48.440 --> 00:38:49.699
this just made me think of something when you're
00:38:49.699 --> 00:38:52.639
talking about all this. It's like... And it's
00:38:52.639 --> 00:38:56.250
a reminder for ourselves too, because... when
00:38:56.250 --> 00:38:57.750
we talk about this stuff enough and look at it
00:38:57.750 --> 00:38:59.230
enough, like you were just saying with the November
00:38:59.230 --> 00:39:01.369
thing, it's like, you can figure it out eventually.
00:39:01.590 --> 00:39:03.929
And I think a good like test for the listeners
00:39:03.929 --> 00:39:06.869
and for us is like, it's like names and dates,
00:39:07.250 --> 00:39:10.809
like look at the names, like the naming of things,
00:39:10.969 --> 00:39:13.530
the wording of things, and then like the dates
00:39:13.530 --> 00:39:17.170
and the timing and like the numbers, numbers,
00:39:17.570 --> 00:39:20.469
exactly. It's numerology. Let me pull out my
00:39:20.469 --> 00:39:23.909
gematria calculator. Exactly. Exactly. Like it's
00:39:23.909 --> 00:39:27.199
like for real. For real guys with the Trump administration
00:39:27.199 --> 00:39:32.119
this like this numerology shit it's a 45 47 phone
00:39:32.119 --> 00:39:35.699
and for 45 47 a month and the Well, we're about
00:39:35.699 --> 00:39:38.059
to get to one of well a previous example would
00:39:38.059 --> 00:39:43.380
be the 1776 warrior exactly They had 1775 but
00:39:43.380 --> 00:39:46.260
I said can it be 1776? I didn't even ask if we
00:39:46.260 --> 00:39:52.119
could afford it Exactly. OK, OK, spin that wheel.
00:39:52.119 --> 00:39:54.400
Also, like, where can I get your dividend? Because
00:39:54.400 --> 00:39:57.300
I stay fighting for my fucking life. Well, we're
00:39:57.300 --> 00:39:59.840
about we're about to get to how you can get some
00:39:59.840 --> 00:40:05.039
of yours. I'm going to say this in one sentence.
00:40:05.300 --> 00:40:08.039
Yeah, y 'all have seen it. Marco Rubio wore the
00:40:08.039 --> 00:40:10.360
same fucking tracksuit that Maduro was wearing
00:40:10.360 --> 00:40:12.599
when they kidnapped him in the night. And that's
00:40:12.599 --> 00:40:16.460
what Marco wore on the way to China. I it's the
00:40:16.460 --> 00:40:20.019
same exact Nike tracksuit. I. And then he said
00:40:20.019 --> 00:40:23.559
he didn't know that it was the same. And what's
00:40:23.559 --> 00:40:25.860
bad is I actually think that like this whole
00:40:25.860 --> 00:40:28.199
administration might be inept enough to where
00:40:28.199 --> 00:40:30.800
he didn't know it, but whoever styled him did.
00:40:32.150 --> 00:40:35.250
Well, and I would say that maybe he bar he took
00:40:35.250 --> 00:40:37.510
it off Maduro's back But he probably Marco probably
00:40:37.510 --> 00:40:40.750
had to get it in like fucking extra small a child's
00:40:40.750 --> 00:40:45.369
large That's become a running joke but like it
00:40:45.369 --> 00:40:49.829
really has small men it's a thing small men doing
00:40:49.829 --> 00:40:52.150
big things like that is literally the tagline
00:40:52.150 --> 00:41:04.929
of the Trump administration This one's a quick
00:41:04.929 --> 00:41:08.789
one, too. Abby a couple weeks ago filled us in
00:41:08.789 --> 00:41:11.550
on all that is the White House app. I think you
00:41:11.550 --> 00:41:14.710
guys heard us discover it live and we like went
00:41:14.710 --> 00:41:21.050
through it. The update on this is similar to
00:41:21.050 --> 00:41:24.570
the Trump phone update from the previous episode.
00:41:25.269 --> 00:41:27.929
Trump doesn't like he likes small men, but not
00:41:27.929 --> 00:41:34.070
small numbers. So. Yeah. In an effort to inflate
00:41:34.070 --> 00:41:37.730
the numbers of people that are actually downloading
00:41:37.730 --> 00:41:40.170
and using the White House app, which is like
00:41:40.170 --> 00:41:41.989
I'm looking at it. Yeah. Last time we looked
00:41:41.989 --> 00:41:47.449
at had seven reviews or seven ratings. Yeah,
00:41:47.449 --> 00:41:51.420
it did. It did. No, and this isn't. Yeah. In
00:41:51.420 --> 00:41:53.219
an effort to inflate those numbers, he wants
00:41:53.219 --> 00:41:56.280
to require the White House app on every government
00:41:56.280 --> 00:41:59.460
employee's phone. That way they can, quote, send
00:41:59.460 --> 00:42:07.280
a direct message to President Trump. Here's the
00:42:07.280 --> 00:42:14.679
thing, though. Gracias a la NPR. Because they
00:42:14.679 --> 00:42:18.380
are, in our opinion, correctly raising the red
00:42:18.380 --> 00:42:21.500
flag over the fact that the app technologically
00:42:21.500 --> 00:42:26.000
speaking, is not a secure platform. It's giving
00:42:26.000 --> 00:42:31.480
WhatsApp being owned by Meta. But if an app is
00:42:31.480 --> 00:42:35.059
not secured and it's on every government's phone,
00:42:36.019 --> 00:42:38.920
who is going to be interested in hacking that
00:42:38.920 --> 00:42:43.159
app? The quick summary is every other person
00:42:43.159 --> 00:42:45.400
on planet Earth, because we make an enemy out
00:42:45.400 --> 00:42:52.800
of the rest of the globe, minus Fucking Turkey,
00:42:53.059 --> 00:42:55.400
maybe and Hungary. Well, Hungary don't like us
00:42:55.400 --> 00:42:58.019
anymore because Victor Orbán got ousted. Yeah,
00:42:58.880 --> 00:43:01.400
I'm sorry. I'm reading the reviews like now there's
00:43:01.400 --> 00:43:03.679
so many more views and I'm just going to say
00:43:03.679 --> 00:43:06.260
again, I'm going to just put two puzzle pieces
00:43:06.260 --> 00:43:19.500
in front of us. Bots are a thing. Taylor Swift
00:43:19.500 --> 00:43:25.179
has been accused of this. I would recommend that
00:43:25.179 --> 00:43:29.000
people look at the reviews on this app, this
00:43:29.000 --> 00:43:33.780
White House app, and yeah, you can tell me if
00:43:33.780 --> 00:43:36.320
you think there's any relation to those two statements
00:43:36.320 --> 00:43:41.119
that I just made. I'm making a note for us. Feel
00:43:41.119 --> 00:43:42.500
free to do it yourselves listeners. But Abby
00:43:42.500 --> 00:43:44.559
and I will come back with the results of Ben's
00:43:44.559 --> 00:43:47.840
experiment. I want to do a direct comparison
00:43:47.840 --> 00:43:54.820
of the White House app reviews and the seemingly
00:43:54.820 --> 00:43:59.559
bought reviews on get Trump watches because I
00:43:59.559 --> 00:44:04.239
noticed some odd language in those reviews. Yeah,
00:44:04.280 --> 00:44:08.199
it's I mean, it's They probably gave the administration
00:44:08.199 --> 00:44:15.239
a twofer I mean these reviews are it's pretty
00:44:15.239 --> 00:44:19.519
Anyway, so yeah, they wanted on all the phones
00:44:19.519 --> 00:44:21.380
and foreign agents are gonna hack it and then
00:44:21.380 --> 00:44:23.900
they're gonna have all of our government data
00:44:23.900 --> 00:44:27.659
So we'll be right back after this last little
00:44:27.659 --> 00:44:30.760
commercial break. We have a short topic and then
00:44:30.760 --> 00:44:35.340
somehow magically our The RedState reboot of
00:44:35.340 --> 00:44:37.980
it all got pushed to the end, and y 'all have
00:44:37.980 --> 00:44:40.900
been begging us in the DMs to discuss our last
00:44:40.900 --> 00:44:44.760
topic. So we'll be right back. It's literally
00:44:44.760 --> 00:44:49.440
just me begging myself in the DMs. We're back.
00:44:49.980 --> 00:44:53.380
We're back because we're the hottest. Fruit vapes
00:44:53.380 --> 00:44:57.059
are back. Fruit babies in the fruit. Fruit vapes
00:44:57.059 --> 00:45:01.679
for every baby. Babies in the court. Babies in
00:45:01.679 --> 00:45:07.219
the court. Okay, well, you just heard a cut.
00:45:07.460 --> 00:45:09.219
We said that there was gonna be a small topic
00:45:09.219 --> 00:45:12.460
than the bigger one, but the small one has been
00:45:12.460 --> 00:45:17.199
eliminated. So we are on to our final topic of
00:45:17.199 --> 00:45:20.119
this wheel. Unlike the Trump administration,
00:45:20.260 --> 00:45:24.340
we cut when we make editorial mistakes. Literally.
00:45:26.960 --> 00:45:29.139
The last topic. I don't know why it's gonna be
00:45:29.139 --> 00:45:35.699
on the last one. The slush fund. Ben, take it
00:45:35.699 --> 00:45:40.500
away. Contrary to popular belief, this is not
00:45:40.500 --> 00:45:44.159
a fund for slushies as summer approaches. That
00:45:44.159 --> 00:45:50.360
is my first note. Let us. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
00:45:50.360 --> 00:45:54.760
I'm sorry. Number 89, Pascot and slush fund.
00:45:58.639 --> 00:46:04.820
Type that shit into the note now. Make them plural,
00:46:05.139 --> 00:46:21.139
puss, guts, and swush funds. This is why literally
00:46:21.139 --> 00:46:22.780
we will be making Red State Review until the
00:46:22.780 --> 00:46:25.400
day we die. Because y 'all don't understand if
00:46:25.400 --> 00:46:27.000
we didn't have a podcast, this would just be
00:46:27.000 --> 00:46:29.380
our phone conversation. So like the convos are
00:46:29.380 --> 00:46:32.769
never gonna end. So like I cannot wait for Gavin
00:46:32.769 --> 00:46:34.989
Newsom to become president because the show will
00:46:34.989 --> 00:46:38.289
go on Yeah in more ways than one. Yeah, we'll
00:46:38.289 --> 00:46:41.090
still be battling authoritarianism Just with
00:46:41.090 --> 00:46:44.230
like a really hot liberal guy like he's gonna
00:46:44.230 --> 00:46:46.789
win for the same reason JFK did like sweaty Nixon
00:46:46.789 --> 00:46:52.190
up there on stage like Gavin Newsom mogging little
00:46:52.190 --> 00:46:58.690
Marco like off the stage anyway Let us quickly
00:46:58.690 --> 00:47:03.739
harken back To a mystery a red state reboot mystery
00:47:03.739 --> 00:47:09.219
TM that we never solved and that is Why does
00:47:09.219 --> 00:47:12.219
Donald Trump need ten billion dollars billion
00:47:12.219 --> 00:47:18.380
dollars? There was Abby close your ears cuz gonna
00:47:18.380 --> 00:47:21.500
trigger you he requested ten billion dollars
00:47:21.500 --> 00:47:24.460
for one thing or the other the first time He
00:47:24.460 --> 00:47:26.420
didn't get the money. So the second time this
00:47:26.420 --> 00:47:29.840
is where you have to cover your ears He requested
00:47:29.840 --> 00:47:32.019
ten billion dollars for the Gaza Board of Peace,
00:47:32.099 --> 00:47:33.900
which I'm not allowed to mention in front of
00:47:33.900 --> 00:47:40.260
Abby And he didn't get it so then he sued the
00:47:40.260 --> 00:47:47.239
IRS for ten billion dollars And Abby and I so
00:47:47.239 --> 00:47:53.639
correctly Said on On the last episode we talked
00:47:53.639 --> 00:47:56.679
about this like we'd love to see the quid can't
00:47:56.679 --> 00:48:02.429
wait to find out While y 'all for the first time
00:48:02.429 --> 00:48:06.010
in red state reboot history the pro quo has arrived
00:48:06.010 --> 00:48:15.969
Donald Trump on 518 With drew his 10 billion
00:48:15.969 --> 00:48:20.210
dollar lawsuit against the IRS Much to all of
00:48:20.210 --> 00:48:25.510
the rest of us going, huh? No, literally like
00:48:25.510 --> 00:48:30.300
that was part But then do not worry listeners
00:48:30.300 --> 00:48:39.099
because on 519 the pro quo arrived. Footnote.
00:48:40.059 --> 00:48:42.460
Internal memos from the White House have now
00:48:42.460 --> 00:48:45.179
come out saying that Donald Trump's lawsuit was
00:48:45.179 --> 00:48:48.739
meritless and thus should have never been settled
00:48:48.739 --> 00:48:51.739
because you don't settle cases that you're going
00:48:51.739 --> 00:48:56.840
to win. As a general matter talk about Justin
00:48:56.840 --> 00:49:03.559
Baldoni Blake Lively or not Too much going on
00:49:03.559 --> 00:49:06.980
there for my comfort level because like he definitely
00:49:06.980 --> 00:49:10.179
did it, but she's also definitely hurt so like
00:49:10.179 --> 00:49:12.980
That's my take on it. Like I'm not interested
00:49:12.980 --> 00:49:18.659
in the details to be real fucking honest 519
00:49:18.659 --> 00:49:23.239
the pro quo the Justice Department struck a deal
00:49:23.389 --> 00:49:27.489
with Donald Trump because the polls have indicated
00:49:27.489 --> 00:49:29.989
that American people did not like Donald Trump
00:49:29.989 --> 00:49:32.630
just getting to pocket our taxpayer money directly.
00:49:34.010 --> 00:49:38.250
So what are the major points of this deal struck
00:49:38.250 --> 00:49:39.889
with the Department of Justice? Because remember
00:49:39.889 --> 00:49:41.989
this is Donald Trump suing his own government
00:49:41.989 --> 00:49:47.110
for 10 billion dollars. The Justice Department
00:49:47.110 --> 00:49:51.869
first and foremost They are prevented from investigating
00:49:51.869 --> 00:49:55.510
not finding liable but from ever even investigating
00:49:55.510 --> 00:50:02.010
for like in perpetuity Like from investigating
00:50:02.010 --> 00:50:05.630
Donald Trump Donald Trump's family members or
00:50:05.630 --> 00:50:09.929
any Donald Trump affiliated organization Meaning
00:50:09.929 --> 00:50:13.420
like a Trump organization not like Not like how
00:50:13.420 --> 00:50:15.880
like like Trump mobile the Klu Klux Klan is a
00:50:15.880 --> 00:50:17.780
Trump affiliated organization, but like they
00:50:17.780 --> 00:50:21.679
can still investigate them. Can I ask like a
00:50:21.679 --> 00:50:25.159
dumb question, though? There are no dumb questions.
00:50:25.179 --> 00:50:27.239
The only dumb question is the one not asked.
00:50:27.260 --> 00:50:29.000
That was the biggest lie we were ever sold by
00:50:29.000 --> 00:50:30.860
our teachers. That's an adult. I hear nothing
00:50:30.860 --> 00:50:33.559
but dumb questions. There's dumb fucking questions.
00:50:34.340 --> 00:50:38.619
I know that legality and constitutionality. Everything
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is completely out the window. Is that just is
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that just the tone they're taking with this it's
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just like oh, we don't have that anymore So does
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it not like I I know under like this seems so
00:50:51.010 --> 00:50:55.570
fucking blatant like I Mean, I know there's no
00:50:55.570 --> 00:50:57.750
like legal or constitutional like principle that
00:50:57.750 --> 00:51:01.530
supports this right? It's still it's a PR issue
00:51:01.530 --> 00:51:05.090
because yeah, okay, because here's the thing
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We're not too far from Easter So we can still
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have persecution on the mind. And to the Democrats
00:51:19.539 --> 00:51:23.320
like us, we look at this and say corruption,
00:51:23.440 --> 00:51:26.820
pure and simple. The math didn't change for us.
00:51:27.119 --> 00:51:32.940
But for his small, albeit very loyal base, the
00:51:32.940 --> 00:51:36.969
math did change. Because this is no longer seen
00:51:36.969 --> 00:51:39.369
as Donald Trump pocketing 10 billion dollars
00:51:39.369 --> 00:51:43.170
of our taxpayer money. This is about Donald Trump
00:51:43.170 --> 00:51:47.170
being free from any further undue unfair governmental
00:51:47.170 --> 00:51:51.210
persecution. But it's not just Donald Trump.
00:51:53.750 --> 00:51:58.090
Because, you know, persecution, per usual, runs
00:51:58.090 --> 00:52:02.420
far and wide. And therefore there are more people
00:52:02.420 --> 00:52:04.579
than just Donald Trump who have fallen victim
00:52:04.579 --> 00:52:10.300
victim to political persecution. Namely, every
00:52:10.300 --> 00:52:13.039
person who was arrested, convicted, tried, convicted
00:52:13.039 --> 00:52:15.780
and jailed for their involvement in the January
00:52:15.780 --> 00:52:19.780
6th insurrection. I think you mean their patriotism
00:52:19.780 --> 00:52:22.900
and support. I think you mean you can suck my
00:52:22.900 --> 00:52:29.710
ass. I it's. Yeah, okay, so that yeah, so part
00:52:29.710 --> 00:52:32.690
of this deal is they create a slush fund what
00:52:32.690 --> 00:52:35.710
we're caught it and slush fund y 'all is it's
00:52:35.710 --> 00:52:38.929
like It's an official term. It just means that
00:52:38.929 --> 00:52:42.769
it's a general pot that claims come out of okay
00:52:42.769 --> 00:52:46.070
One okay. I want to track this in the order that
00:52:46.070 --> 00:52:48.329
we discovered it because it's really what makes
00:52:48.329 --> 00:52:52.710
the show 1 .7 billion dollar slush fund for all
00:52:52.710 --> 00:52:57.170
of these people I saw one famous January 6 rioter
00:52:57.170 --> 00:53:06.949
named Patriot Has filed a 30 million dollar claim
00:53:06.949 --> 00:53:09.730
Because he can't get work because of his felony
00:53:09.730 --> 00:53:11.909
record He can't live certain places because of
00:53:11.909 --> 00:53:14.070
his January 6 felony record because I guess he
00:53:14.070 --> 00:53:15.570
was one of the ones that sentences were commuted
00:53:15.570 --> 00:53:17.809
not pardoned because pardoning like wipes away
00:53:17.809 --> 00:53:19.369
But even if you don't have a felony record no
00:53:19.369 --> 00:53:21.329
one wants to hire a January 6 insurrectionist
00:53:21.329 --> 00:53:24.960
like I wouldn't like yeah but also it's like
00:53:24.960 --> 00:53:28.619
you don't want to hire them not necessarily because
00:53:28.619 --> 00:53:30.739
they were a January 6th insurrectionist it's
00:53:30.739 --> 00:53:34.920
like a chicken well yeah no yes however i don't
00:53:34.920 --> 00:53:36.940
know i'm hiring for my business right now and
00:53:36.940 --> 00:53:39.019
one of my questions is where were you on January
00:53:39.019 --> 00:53:43.119
6th 2021 no but it's like but it's like a chicken
00:53:43.119 --> 00:53:45.619
and egg situation that it's like no the type
00:53:45.619 --> 00:53:49.849
of person that was in the insurrection on January
00:53:49.849 --> 00:53:52.349
6th is not someone I would have anything to fucking
00:53:52.349 --> 00:53:54.610
do it. Like storming the Capitol was one of the
00:53:54.610 --> 00:53:57.130
greatest moments of mine and Abby's lives. Like
00:53:57.130 --> 00:54:01.809
we so enjoyed it. Scaling that wall with Abby
00:54:01.809 --> 00:54:05.090
was the highlight of my existence here on Earth.
00:54:06.210 --> 00:54:09.809
Getting to watch Abby take a shit on Nancy Pelosi's
00:54:09.809 --> 00:54:13.190
desk was life changing while I stole her laptop
00:54:13.190 --> 00:54:19.909
and ran. I mean, So yeah, but here's the thing
00:54:19.909 --> 00:54:25.389
The legal concept of damages is like Realistic
00:54:25.389 --> 00:54:28.530
numbers right like it pays for future health
00:54:28.530 --> 00:54:31.010
care for loss for a okay The example of the guy
00:54:31.010 --> 00:54:32.570
saying like he can't get work or something because
00:54:32.570 --> 00:54:35.789
he's January 6th person Would be like loss of
00:54:35.789 --> 00:54:41.670
future earnings stuff like that This I hope this
00:54:41.670 --> 00:54:43.369
doesn't come across classes because it's not
00:54:43.369 --> 00:54:47.329
the point I'm trying to make but like a white
00:54:47.329 --> 00:54:52.550
trash blue -collar January sixer wasn't ever
00:54:52.550 --> 00:54:55.309
going to make 30 million dollars in future earnings.
00:54:57.309 --> 00:55:00.489
And just let that stand for itself. So that's
00:55:00.489 --> 00:55:02.429
that, that's that, but the red state reboot of
00:55:02.429 --> 00:55:05.190
it all is an update where we have learned that
00:55:05.190 --> 00:55:09.110
the fake news mafia per usual is not reporting
00:55:09.110 --> 00:55:12.690
things correctly. That slush fund is not 1 .7
00:55:12.690 --> 00:55:21.489
billion. It is 1 .776 billion Happy America 250
00:55:21.489 --> 00:55:26.070
I Will be damned if he doesn't get the number
00:55:26.070 --> 00:55:32.449
in every time He's Take this for what it's worth
00:55:32.449 --> 00:55:35.929
y 'all but like He is a fascist. He is an awful
00:55:35.929 --> 00:55:37.969
person. He is going to burn in hell for the rest
00:55:37.969 --> 00:55:42.679
of eternity, but like By God, is he not fucking
00:55:42.679 --> 00:55:48.059
good? Like he is so good at like what he does
00:55:48.059 --> 00:55:51.380
at the show boymanship of it all. Yep. And I'm
00:55:51.380 --> 00:55:58.840
so sick on that note of hearing people not be
00:55:58.840 --> 00:56:02.780
able to accept someone saying Trump is funny.
00:56:03.000 --> 00:56:06.309
That's a fact. I'm sorry. He is fucking hilarious.
00:56:06.489 --> 00:56:09.030
It's a literal fucking fact. And the sooner you
00:56:09.030 --> 00:56:11.530
accept that and you move on and you understand
00:56:11.530 --> 00:56:14.230
that that is why he's been so fucking successful
00:56:14.230 --> 00:56:16.969
for all the things we've said for 89 episodes
00:56:16.969 --> 00:56:20.070
of this fucking podcast. That's the whole fucking
00:56:20.070 --> 00:56:22.929
point. So don't say, no, he's not funny. He's
00:56:22.929 --> 00:56:25.329
not funny. It's not funny. It is. It literally
00:56:25.329 --> 00:56:27.889
is. You sound as detached from reality as maggots
00:56:27.889 --> 00:56:29.969
when you say he's not funny, because like it's
00:56:29.969 --> 00:56:31.829
like Abby always says, like, we no longer share
00:56:31.829 --> 00:56:36.199
reality, like a common reality. Like there are
00:56:36.199 --> 00:56:38.619
and no shade on leftist like Abby and I continue
00:56:38.619 --> 00:56:41.260
to move further left every damn day of our lives
00:56:41.260 --> 00:56:45.539
but like there is a certain demographic of leftist
00:56:45.539 --> 00:56:48.769
and We are going to have an interview with someone
00:56:48.769 --> 00:56:50.590
soon that can hopefully bring some light to this.
00:56:50.610 --> 00:56:52.570
So just take this point for what it's worth and
00:56:52.570 --> 00:56:55.369
then stay tuned for future discussions because
00:56:55.369 --> 00:56:57.730
we've never had a guest as a matter of principle
00:56:57.730 --> 00:56:59.869
on Red State Review. But there's a special little
00:56:59.869 --> 00:57:02.510
surprise coming up for you all where we want
00:57:02.510 --> 00:57:05.929
to talk about leftism. And it's just like there
00:57:05.929 --> 00:57:09.230
is a certain demographic on the left. I think
00:57:09.230 --> 00:57:10.650
it's smaller than the demographic on the right,
00:57:10.730 --> 00:57:13.130
though, to be fair. That is just as detached
00:57:13.130 --> 00:57:18.130
from reality. Donald Trump saying, I like him
00:57:18.130 --> 00:57:22.590
better in Spanish is objectively fucking hilarious.
00:57:22.730 --> 00:57:26.550
Like it doesn't make you cool to say Donald Trump's
00:57:26.550 --> 00:57:29.030
not funny. It doesn't make you edgy. And more
00:57:29.030 --> 00:57:32.349
importantly, it does not make you correct. Like
00:57:32.349 --> 00:57:35.650
90 % of the American population left or right
00:57:35.650 --> 00:57:38.070
just laughs at the shit that Donald Trump says.
00:57:38.989 --> 00:57:41.030
Like, albeit for probably different reasons,
00:57:41.210 --> 00:57:44.949
but like, Abby and I find him fucking hilarious.
00:57:45.369 --> 00:57:48.130
Like, we talk about how upsetting it is that
00:57:48.130 --> 00:57:52.610
he's so fucking funny. Yeah. Like, I'm sorry,
00:57:52.730 --> 00:57:53.809
I'm sorry. It's kind of the whole thing. It's
00:57:53.809 --> 00:57:55.829
kind of the whole thesis of the whole project.
00:57:55.889 --> 00:57:58.349
Like, not to bring up Pam Bondi again. We're
00:57:58.349 --> 00:58:00.530
going to leave her thyroid cancer aside, but
00:58:00.530 --> 00:58:04.869
like... to put her in the car and say, ride with
00:58:04.869 --> 00:58:07.869
me to the Supreme Court. And then on the way
00:58:07.869 --> 00:58:12.949
there, say you're fired. That is fucking hilarious.
00:58:14.710 --> 00:58:20.949
To say Trump Tower has the best burrito bowls.
00:58:21.289 --> 00:58:25.750
I love Mexicans on Cinco de Mayo. When you're
00:58:25.750 --> 00:58:30.750
running for president, when you. When by by.
00:58:30.860 --> 00:58:33.219
evidenced by all of your actions that you've
00:58:33.219 --> 00:58:36.480
ever done. You do not love Mexicans. It's just
00:58:36.480 --> 00:58:44.320
like... I don't know. I just... Democrats? I
00:58:44.320 --> 00:58:49.650
mean... Yeah, I don't know. I don't know the
00:58:49.650 --> 00:58:51.909
slush fund is fucking crazy We'll continue to
00:58:51.909 --> 00:58:54.570
talk about it because there's I mean there that's
00:58:54.570 --> 00:58:57.750
a rich fucking text Like there are so many there's
00:58:57.750 --> 00:59:00.110
there there are of course So this is a stale
00:59:00.110 --> 00:59:02.349
take like so many things that are not funded
00:59:02.349 --> 00:59:07.429
in this country that that Former presidents this
00:59:07.429 --> 00:59:10.050
current one have said we don't have the money
00:59:10.050 --> 00:59:12.929
for we can't do it something that comes to mind
00:59:12.929 --> 00:59:18.190
is reparations for Black people in this country
00:59:18.190 --> 00:59:23.489
that has been talked about And all of a sudden
00:59:23.489 --> 00:59:27.429
oh, here's this big -ass pot of money y 'all
00:59:27.429 --> 00:59:33.250
just dip into it as you please I'm sorry. I'm
00:59:33.250 --> 00:59:36.050
just like in my head thinking now about how fucking
00:59:36.050 --> 00:59:39.590
funny Donald Trump is and I have like there's
00:59:39.590 --> 00:59:43.780
a list of things that he says and I just I think
00:59:43.780 --> 00:59:46.199
I'm actually humble. I think I'm much more humble
00:59:46.199 --> 00:59:49.360
than you would understand. That's so fucking
00:59:49.360 --> 00:59:54.219
funny. Sorry losers and haters, but my IQ is
00:59:54.219 --> 00:59:56.179
one of the highest and you all know it. Please
00:59:56.179 --> 00:59:58.500
don't feel so stupid or insecure. It's not your
00:59:58.500 --> 01:00:05.780
fault. I'm the earnest Hemingway of 140 characters.
01:00:09.500 --> 01:00:15.840
Honestly, we're ending it on that. That's that's
01:00:15.840 --> 01:00:17.980
the whole thing that Donald Trump is the earnest
01:00:17.980 --> 01:00:19.639
having way of a hundred and forty characters
01:00:19.639 --> 01:00:22.360
He is literally the earnest having way of a hundred
01:00:22.360 --> 01:00:27.039
and forty characters Okay, we gotta go we gotta
01:00:27.039 --> 01:00:29.199
go we have one more episode coming out this week
01:00:29.199 --> 01:00:32.099
for y 'all but on that note stay alive stick
01:00:32.099 --> 01:00:36.159
around and Sit back down for another episode
01:00:36.159 --> 01:00:39.340
of red state reboot coming to you soon. Bye.
01:00:39.679 --> 01:00:44.440
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