Ep. 219 Pre-Planned Interview w/ Schmidt the Wizard (Privychat 57)

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Welcome back to Privy.

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Privy is a podcast about bathrooms.

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Recorded from my home bathroom.

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I'm your host, Hunter Hoover, and I love bathrooms.

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Welcome back, everyone.

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Thank you so much for being here.

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And I gotta say, at the point of this episode's record, which is we're we're we're
recording close to release.

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It's we're we're cutting it, we're cutting it moderately close here, but um we still

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do not have I know it's it's impossible to think it's impossible to believe that we still
do not have America's best restroom nominations for the finalists for this year the 2026.

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Now we're approaching only two months remaining and they cannot get it together.

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It's it's absolutely baffling.

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It's wild it's troubling and it yeah it's a very frustrating thing.

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And so um

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Normally we would reserve some of our end of October, beginning of November coverage for
America's Best Restroom, but we've had to slide some programming around.

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And so um this year I'm going to do an a a little bit bonus.

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We were we were gonna like change it up, but we're gonna do a little bonus phobia.

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Um and people are afraid of a lot of different things.

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This so far, this spoopy season, this is the penultimate episode of spoopky season.

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Thank you for being here.

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Uh and so far we've talked about people who are afraid of the toilet, who are afraid of
bathrooms.

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In the past on the show, we've talked about people who are specifically afraid of doing
those bathroom things in public spaces.

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We've also talked about people who have a fear of of baths and bathing and how that that's
probably a troubling existence, especially for, you know, the people around them.

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It's it's a trying time.

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But this year, uh to to close out our Spoop Key season, we are going to discuss some of
the the scariest and some of the the weird and deep seated fears that people have related

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to their Halloween candy, specifically a a niche fear that they have uh that their candy
is gonna give them

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El Rancho Squirto diarrhea.

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Now, this fear is a phenomenon that can be observed neighborhoods far and wide.

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Um when you go out and you you see like just second, uh somebody's at our door one moment.

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I'm gonna I'm gonna see if my if just Anna, can you Okay.

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Nobody's getting the door.

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I could have sworn I could have sworn Anna was out there.

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one second.

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I will be right back.

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We're gonna continue our discussion of of people being afraid of Halloween candy.

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Just one second.

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I'm I'm coming.

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I'm coming.

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It takes a minute to get out from behind the recording studio.

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Okay.

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One moment.

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Dang it.

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shit.

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you

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Is it still going?

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Is it done?

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Hannah?

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Hannah?

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leaves it all up, walks away.

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There's, am I supposed to do anything in here?

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Hunter, I need to get in the closet.

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I need to get in the closet.

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Um.

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You are, you are.

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Hello, sir.

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This must be my spa YES

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The throne of destiny, I have arrived!

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Whoa, bring the volume down,

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This is this is quiet.

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No it is not.

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Yes, this is obviously where I've been adventuring to

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What are you?

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Who are you?

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must be the interviewer.

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Nope.

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We must don the cloak.

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I'm here for my interview.

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Yes, I am Schmidt The Sh wizard.

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Language?

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Le well It's my name.

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Here, let me position this device.

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Um It seems as if please do not k you have a nice device.

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You come prepared?

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oh Why are we here?

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I'm I'm here for the interview.

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I've been trying to track you down for six years.

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No bathroom podcast.

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Yes, that is it.

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I am a rap the No

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No.

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The poop wizard.

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Schmidt.

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I don't run this podcast.

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Well you are here.

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I rang the doorbell, nobody came.

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I came into the building, you're in the bathroom, and it's all set up.

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Yes.

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You...

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you...

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Did you just walk into my house?

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It's not!

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was invited for an interview about bathroom.

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You know, you know my husband he runs this podcast Yes His name is hunter Why

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Well because why would he not be in here to do this?

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Why are you in here when I'm here for an interview?

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It's literally the craziest.

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He usually tells me when people are coming for these things.

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That sounds like a very reasonable thing for him to do.

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Yeah, it really is.

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and you know, um thank you Schmidt.

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Yes, I can tell by this weird bouncing line that nobody can hear what you're saying.

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if I sit too much closer, then I will kick the table.

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Oh yes.

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Yeah, I I would think that by now, six years in, you would have a better setup for guests.

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That this isn't my thing.

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This isn't my thing.

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Yet here we are recording.

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So like what's the big deal?

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How come we've been you've been six years I listen and year after year I think, surely
this is the year that Schmidt gets called up for Spoop Key season.

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And year after year I am looked past.

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It's unbelievable.

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I'm not gonna lie.

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I've been trying to get on this for a really long time.

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Why?

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uh

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Because I am Schmidt the Poop Wizard.

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Is it appropriate poop must be appropriate?

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If you will not use m let me use my my birth god given name, Schmidt the Sch the Wizard,
then please allow me to use my kindergarten name, Schmidt the Poop Wizard.

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Can we just call you Schmidt?

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The Schmidt Wizard?

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No, no, just Schmidt.

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This is a weird conversation.

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Schmidt the wizard, you are not getting full effect.

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Here, I have to let my sentient hat.

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Your sentient hat has a

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No, he I listen.

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That is actually an ear piercing.

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Please do not.

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He will be upset if you continue to be rude to him.

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He you don't know, but I can feel it on my scalp.

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He when he is upset.

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It it hurts.

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Stop making him mad.

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Okay.

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So like

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Y Hunter must just this this Hunter that you say is not you because you are not the host
doesn't make sense.

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He must just have people literally lined up at this bathroom to get on the show because he
would never contact me.

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Surely there is a bajillion people.

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No, no, not really.

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Honestly, I'm gonna be honest with you, Schmidt.

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I don't know if you knew who you were.

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Oh look, a drink.

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Uh yeah, he's not here now.

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Was it good?

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Very good.

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What was that?

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That's how he drinks When he's thirsty, he lets me know and Jen Schmidt drinks.

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So he's just got lines and lines of people just itching to get on this thing, and that's
why I have obviously six years almost seven years been waiting to be called up.

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Yes.

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That's obviously it.

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That's the universal symbol.

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for so weird you haven't been on the show?

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No for the infamous six seven wizard

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There's a six, seven wizard-

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There's a wizard for almost all of the things.

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I'm the poop wizard.

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Thank you.

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Yes.

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So...

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Um, I...

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Okay.

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Huh?

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Oh man.

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oh

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Yes.

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Schmidt the wizard?

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What?

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boy.

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Maybe Hunter will arrive soon, but I'll ask some of his general questions, I guess, for
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Nope, stay on my ha stay up there.

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I will pr I will display I will display your piercing prominently, but you have to be
good.

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Okay, yes?

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Uh I'm ready for the interview now.

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boy, okay.

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What?

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What makes you?

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A wizard?

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Well part of it's the hat.

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You all wizards have a very good hat, which mine, of course, is this sentient turd.

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He he gives me poo powers that are unique and and one of a kind, yes?

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It's the only way.

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It doesn't seem like a very good hat.

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No, you see, he's just a hat because I want him to be.

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He's really a sentient turd.

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He you can't see his ear piercing very well, but it's there.

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See, it matches him.

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It's a personal it's a personal identification tool.

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So really, I am a wizard because I control all things poop, which as I understand you love
talking about on this show, a podcast about bathrooms.

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That's just Hunter likes to do that.

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I feel like he would have been here for this interview.

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I really don't know where he is.

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You said you rang the doorbell.

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Yes, twice.

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And then I stood there and there was like people staring at me because they are very rude
and because I'm dressed normally and then I said I'm sick of this, bull crap, I'm going in

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and then I walked in and I heard you being like what in the world's going on in here?

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And I just said, Well, that must be the interview.

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Did you tell Hunter you were coming?

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Of course I sent it by mail.

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Duke mail.

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I send him Dukey Mail every morning at about four to seven AM and then again every day
about three thirty PM.

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Is that even helpful?

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Yes, of course.

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It's my way of communicating.

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I knew that this was coming.

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I sent him a very urgent emergency dukey mail at eleven thirty PM just the other night.

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You're talking about when he ate the yogurt that was two weeks old?

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That that is just listen, if if we use our powers, if if all the wizards just use their
powers the way unfettered and they're not tied to some sort of phenomenon that you guys do

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like down here all the time, then we're gonna be blamed for all sorts of bull crap that is
not our fault.

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So while you and maybe him, probably less him, believes that the yogurt gave him raging
thirty minute diarrhea.

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That kept him awake for another hour past it was probably just me trying to send the
urgent message saying I am um I am on my way and I have now arrived for the interview.

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Be honest with you, Schmidt, that's probably not a helpful way of-

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Did not you did not receive my I sent a fifteen minute heads up right before I got here
saying, Hey, I'm on my way

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That's not a help.

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Nobody knows how to read that.

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It's very universal.

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Little kids struggle to read it for like a handful of years.

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The parents deal with it a little bit and then they figure out you do it and then you turn
around and you read the message in the bowl.

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It's not that hard.

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Nobody reads it.

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They just flush it down.

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Nobody reads it.

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Nobody's reading the messages I'm leaving them?

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No I'll send billions of messages a week.

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It's okay It's okay It's okay It's okay Do you Yes, of course How else would I know about
a podcast about bathrooms?

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And then you're the poop wizard.

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Yes.

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Well, colloquially kindergarten when I was in kindergarten, so I was called Schmidt the
Wizard that you won't let me say for like ages zero through seven.

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And then when I got to kindergarten, I had to start late.

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My messages were very weird early on.

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But Yes, I know, but that's the starting late part.

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I started late because I was very bad at controlling how I send my own messages to myself.

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Um but then when I started

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I got and they're like, What's your name?

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And I Hi, I'm Schmidt the and then they're like, Whoa, what's wrong with that guy?

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And then I said, Well, that's my name.

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What do you want me to do?

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And they said, You can't say that here.

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And I went, This my name.

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I tried to tell them about how I identify and they didn't give a frick.

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Dumb.

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It was crazy.

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But then they said, For you can be just the poop wizard if this is really a thing that
you're gonna be doing.

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So then I was the poop wizard, but then when I hit like sixth or seventh grade

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I upgraded to the crap wizard.

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Um but then I kinda got made fun of a little bit in eighth grade and then I went back to
the the the other wizard when when I was in high school.

249
00:16:48,140 --> 00:16:49,780
and you didn't get made fun of in high school.

250
00:16:49,780 --> 00:16:51,354
everybody was really cool about it.

251
00:16:51,354 --> 00:16:53,928
They were like, Man, I wanna touch that hat.

252
00:16:55,500 --> 00:16:57,852
I d they didn't understand that he's not a hat.

253
00:16:58,542 --> 00:16:59,754
Do you understand?

254
00:16:59,754 --> 00:17:00,504
Yeah.

255
00:17:01,287 --> 00:17:02,508
Are you sure?

256
00:17:02,729 --> 00:17:05,826
Okay, well, since you're a poop wizard.

257
00:17:05,826 --> 00:17:13,467
Yes, well again colloquially name kindergarten name You can call me Schmidt.

258
00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:14,470
I'm gonna call you Mr.

259
00:17:14,470 --> 00:17:15,872
Wizard if you don't stop.

260
00:17:16,457 --> 00:17:17,538
Okay.

261
00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:18,231
Mr.

262
00:17:18,231 --> 00:17:20,846
Wizard's actually like my like

263
00:17:20,846 --> 00:17:22,458
Did you not a hanky?

264
00:17:25,430 --> 00:17:26,396
He comes in December.

265
00:17:26,396 --> 00:17:27,650
He's been on the show a couple times.

266
00:17:27,650 --> 00:17:28,893
That's insane.

267
00:17:28,893 --> 00:17:30,596
There's no shot that Mr.

268
00:17:30,596 --> 00:17:33,864
Hanky has ever been featured on this show even once.

269
00:17:33,864 --> 00:17:37,206
And this is the first time that I the Poop Wizard have been here.

270
00:17:37,206 --> 00:17:40,256
Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's like two or three times.

271
00:17:40,256 --> 00:17:40,907
No way.

272
00:17:40,907 --> 00:17:42,248
There's no shot.

273
00:17:42,248 --> 00:17:46,262
Just because he thinks his stupid powers are better than mine, they're not.

274
00:17:46,262 --> 00:17:48,893
He's fa he's not I'm not even sure he's real.

275
00:17:49,154 --> 00:17:56,841
But anyway, all of the powers he has are obviously because he stole my powers at one
point, and it's just it's just not acceptable.

276
00:17:57,544 --> 00:17:59,489
If your hats a sentient

277
00:18:01,102 --> 00:18:03,447
I think it might actually be distant relatives.

278
00:18:03,447 --> 00:18:03,988
I don't know.

279
00:18:03,988 --> 00:18:06,858
I try not to ask the hat very this looks good again.

280
00:18:06,858 --> 00:18:09,107
No no no, oh good night.

281
00:18:10,155 --> 00:18:14,084
It tastes exactly like the laxo juice I like to give people.

282
00:18:14,286 --> 00:18:15,309
It's very good.

283
00:18:15,309 --> 00:18:17,945
It's an elixir that I mixed up myself.

284
00:18:19,586 --> 00:18:24,934
Okay, so, Hunter has been on, I've been on Hunter's show a couple of times.

285
00:18:25,085 --> 00:18:29,046
and he, always asks some kinds of questions for all of the people.

286
00:18:29,046 --> 00:18:35,368
Yes, well, I just wanted to say, like I I I will admit, just I need to tell you this.

287
00:18:35,449 --> 00:18:38,610
One of my powers is I I can control poop.

288
00:18:39,230 --> 00:18:41,031
Yes, obviously.

289
00:18:41,331 --> 00:18:42,331
Yes.

290
00:18:42,572 --> 00:18:44,993
Nobody in the room has to poop now, do they?

291
00:18:44,993 --> 00:18:45,813
No they do not.

292
00:18:45,813 --> 00:18:46,994
That's true.

293
00:18:46,994 --> 00:18:48,404
You are very welcome.

294
00:18:49,366 --> 00:18:51,519
I'm pretty sure Hunter, if he was in here, would have to...

295
00:18:51,519 --> 00:18:52,520
That's impossible.

296
00:18:52,520 --> 00:18:58,673
I sent him a message right before the show started and I'm pretty sure it was received.

297
00:18:58,673 --> 00:19:03,662
The alerts on my shnitzel phone.

298
00:19:05,450 --> 00:19:07,951
Indicated the message was received.

299
00:19:08,793 --> 00:19:09,333
Yes.

300
00:19:09,333 --> 00:19:09,873
Nope.

301
00:19:09,873 --> 00:19:13,355
I'm very positive that he did it.

302
00:19:14,076 --> 00:19:16,858
Well, I'm gonna have to strike him again.

303
00:19:17,599 --> 00:19:22,123
Hopefully not at eleven thirty at night, and he will get the message early.

304
00:19:22,123 --> 00:19:24,667
he doesn't eat yogurt, that's expired.

305
00:19:24,667 --> 00:19:29,034
How do I get people to start reading the messages that I that I send them?

306
00:19:29,034 --> 00:19:29,674
You

307
00:19:29,794 --> 00:19:31,720
just stop sending messages.

308
00:19:31,720 --> 00:19:34,755
that everybody will be plugged up really bad.

309
00:19:34,755 --> 00:19:36,472
And then there will be a

310
00:19:36,472 --> 00:19:40,216
Schmidt, Schmidt, really don't think that you have any effect on that.

311
00:19:40,216 --> 00:19:40,807
I do.

312
00:19:40,807 --> 00:19:42,070
It's very clear.

313
00:19:42,070 --> 00:19:44,736
I control all pooping right now.

314
00:19:44,736 --> 00:19:48,252
I'm going to there is a small fuzzy beast in your yard.

315
00:19:50,744 --> 00:19:51,580
Yep.

316
00:19:53,134 --> 00:19:54,676
She's in the kennel now.

317
00:19:55,724 --> 00:20:00,042
Well you are going to have a large mess to clean up here in just a moment.

318
00:20:00,324 --> 00:20:01,574
Because wait.

319
00:20:03,886 --> 00:20:05,243
Uh okay.

320
00:20:05,243 --> 00:20:08,296
Yep, that's definitely some dude down the street.

321
00:20:10,734 --> 00:20:13,263
So so do you had some questions about me and Mr.

322
00:20:13,263 --> 00:20:13,965
Hanky, yes?

323
00:20:13,965 --> 00:20:14,222
No.

324
00:20:14,222 --> 00:20:25,478
not about no no no no what hunter asks these questions what type of toilet paper do you
use at your oh home your tree yeah your mom

325
00:20:25,478 --> 00:20:27,359
do not live in a hovel.

326
00:20:28,618 --> 00:20:31,282
I have a standard issue home.

327
00:20:31,583 --> 00:20:34,906
It's just well, actually down here it's kinda weird.

328
00:20:34,906 --> 00:20:38,649
Nobody's homes are made completely out of porcelain and there's not a pool.

329
00:20:38,649 --> 00:20:40,050
It's kinda strange.

330
00:20:41,166 --> 00:20:42,313
Sounds slippery.

331
00:20:42,792 --> 00:20:44,363
it's very slippery.

332
00:20:44,623 --> 00:20:45,244
Yes.

333
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:46,704
Slippery when wet.

334
00:20:47,645 --> 00:20:49,206
And it's always wet.

335
00:20:49,206 --> 00:20:49,837
That's disgusting.

336
00:20:49,837 --> 00:20:57,172
So anyway, yes, I like toilet paper, but the problem is, is like I don't really have to
use it.

337
00:20:57,172 --> 00:21:02,215
I just kind of magic all the poop off my butthole, and that's pretty much it.

338
00:21:02,215 --> 00:21:04,196
What is butthole not okay now?

339
00:21:04,196 --> 00:21:05,116
Yeah.

340
00:21:05,197 --> 00:21:07,548
What am I supposed to call it?

341
00:21:07,918 --> 00:21:08,891
You're bum.

342
00:21:09,090 --> 00:21:11,271
But the whole specifically.

343
00:21:11,691 --> 00:21:14,253
Nobody gets to poo on the bum.

344
00:21:14,253 --> 00:21:15,753
That's the meat.

345
00:21:16,054 --> 00:21:16,494
Meat?

346
00:21:16,494 --> 00:21:16,984
Yes.

347
00:21:16,984 --> 00:21:20,696
Don't y if there's poo on the meat, you you're doing it wrong.

348
00:21:20,696 --> 00:21:25,619
Ever I'm gonna have to do another one of these I'm gonna have to do another one of these
trainings.

349
00:21:25,619 --> 00:21:28,140
It's been like three hundred and fifty years.

350
00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:38,646
Like I thought we wouldn't have to do it after we got rid of c cholera, but like the
flippin' idiots putting the water supply next to the messages bowl is just stupid.

351
00:21:38,838 --> 00:21:41,241
And so it's like you can't drink the message.

352
00:21:41,241 --> 00:21:47,048
You have to look at occasionally you will break it up for science and then that's it.

353
00:21:47,048 --> 00:21:48,809
Sometimes you'll burn it.

354
00:21:48,990 --> 00:21:52,033
There are some freaks running around selling my messages on the internet.

355
00:21:52,033 --> 00:21:53,174
I don't get it.

356
00:21:53,295 --> 00:21:55,637
Like that message ain't for anybody else.

357
00:21:55,637 --> 00:21:56,768
It's for you.

358
00:21:57,740 --> 00:21:58,936
Okay.

359
00:21:58,936 --> 00:22:05,591
Some people like to do the message into a box and send it to some other person to read,
which is very weird.

360
00:22:05,591 --> 00:22:08,389
But like those people read every single one that they get.

361
00:22:08,389 --> 00:22:09,550
I don't understand.

362
00:22:09,550 --> 00:22:11,773
Okay, gross.

363
00:22:11,773 --> 00:22:15,672
do you put your, since you don't use toilet paper, it matter if you put it over under.

364
00:22:15,672 --> 00:22:17,942
See that you have this here now.

365
00:22:18,528 --> 00:22:24,916
it out you're going to waste it put it back roll it back up right now no

366
00:22:28,208 --> 00:22:31,198
I'm actually gonna be mad if you don't stop.

367
00:22:31,212 --> 00:22:32,015
What is wrong?

368
00:22:32,015 --> 00:22:33,852
You said roll it back up.

369
00:22:33,852 --> 00:22:35,897
I'm succeeding, yes.

370
00:22:36,022 --> 00:22:38,686
Not if you want to make it home later.

371
00:22:40,374 --> 00:22:42,261
Is it supposed to detach?

372
00:22:43,019 --> 00:22:45,546
Not unless you want other parts of you to detach.

373
00:22:46,744 --> 00:22:49,425
Don't okay, let's just put that there.

374
00:22:49,425 --> 00:22:51,877
no So that'll be fine.

375
00:22:51,877 --> 00:22:53,287
Nobody will be upset by it.

376
00:22:53,287 --> 00:22:55,758
Will you have another Larry Large roll?

377
00:22:56,474 --> 00:22:57,139
One?

378
00:22:57,139 --> 00:22:59,267
No, I think we'll be here for a very long time.

379
00:22:59,267 --> 00:22:59,961
But that's okay.

380
00:22:59,961 --> 00:23:02,690
Why do you have such a large roll of toilet paper?

381
00:23:02,690 --> 00:23:05,186
Why did you roll my toilet paper up into a ball?

382
00:23:05,186 --> 00:23:05,647
Said to.

383
00:23:05,647 --> 00:23:08,791
I was just gonna pull a little bit off and then you said roll it up.

384
00:23:09,033 --> 00:23:12,318
Roll it And now it's back into a toilet paper shape.

385
00:23:14,230 --> 00:23:15,511
It's no big deal.

386
00:23:15,511 --> 00:23:23,918
If you want for just two forty seven a month, I can I can I can upgrade you to the deluxe
package.

387
00:23:25,836 --> 00:23:26,440
What's the

388
00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:27,801
Magic to poop away.

389
00:23:27,801 --> 00:23:28,221
No.

390
00:23:28,221 --> 00:23:30,331
There's no need for toilet paper.

391
00:23:30,572 --> 00:23:32,973
I'm gonna have to lower prices again.

392
00:23:32,973 --> 00:23:36,974
Ever since bidets and dude wipes, it's been tough out here for Schmidt.

393
00:23:37,515 --> 00:23:40,676
Nobody wants to pay extra for me to magic to poop.

394
00:23:40,676 --> 00:23:41,307
It's sex.

395
00:23:41,307 --> 00:23:47,859
Um I what type of currency do you take down here?

396
00:23:47,859 --> 00:23:49,540
Do you take Schmidt coin?

397
00:23:50,641 --> 00:23:51,961
Schmidt coin?

398
00:23:52,121 --> 00:23:53,729
Have you ever heard of Schmidt coin?

399
00:23:53,729 --> 00:23:54,498
don't want it.

400
00:23:54,498 --> 00:23:56,100
But Schmidt coins are very good.

401
00:23:56,100 --> 00:24:02,125
I want I want Schmidt coins are that I don't have that.

402
00:24:02,298 --> 00:24:05,838
Well I'll I'll convert it to Schmidt coins.

403
00:24:05,838 --> 00:24:07,474
No, I was let in by

404
00:24:07,474 --> 00:24:09,408
He you in that's breaking in.

405
00:24:09,408 --> 00:24:15,318
But I was invited previously by now.

406
00:24:15,726 --> 00:24:20,500
then you rolled the toilet paper up into a wad, making it unusable.

407
00:24:20,561 --> 00:24:22,242
And now you're shoving it down.

408
00:24:22,242 --> 00:24:23,303
now you cannot see it?

409
00:24:23,303 --> 00:24:29,768
Um but like I think we should explore Schmidt coins just for a moment.

410
00:24:29,768 --> 00:24:30,229
No.

411
00:24:30,229 --> 00:24:31,370
Let me tell you.

412
00:24:31,370 --> 00:24:34,012
So do you have you have d heard of the Bitcoin?

413
00:24:34,012 --> 00:24:34,972
Yes?

414
00:24:35,253 --> 00:24:35,683
Yes.

415
00:24:35,683 --> 00:24:43,439
Okay, you don't like it, but you've heard of it, and people get them by getting on their
computers and being darks for hours on end.

416
00:24:43,439 --> 00:24:51,966
Um these real freaks out here building weird computers in their basement, causing their
electric bill to go up to get nothing next to nothing.

417
00:24:52,056 --> 00:24:56,611
But you see, Schmidt coins are very similar but different.

418
00:24:56,652 --> 00:25:00,876
You see, you mine a Schmidt coin every time you flush a message away.

419
00:25:01,377 --> 00:25:04,030
And so there's some people that are very wealthy in Schmidt coins.

420
00:25:04,030 --> 00:25:05,542
Your husband, yes.

421
00:25:05,843 --> 00:25:12,350
I've noticed that in the last year and a half, his Schmidt coin mining has been down
significantly.

422
00:25:12,428 --> 00:25:14,005
He's eating a lot of vegetables.

423
00:25:15,810 --> 00:25:17,251
I'm so sick.

424
00:25:17,673 --> 00:25:22,138
I'm so sick of Bob and Larry, the veggie wizards.

425
00:25:22,319 --> 00:25:25,462
I'm so sick of them and their lies.

426
00:25:25,783 --> 00:25:28,286
They're ruining the Schmidt coin market.

427
00:25:31,266 --> 00:25:33,804
You are a stressful guest.

428
00:25:33,804 --> 00:25:35,209
You're so stressful.

429
00:25:35,438 --> 00:25:40,213
Schmit is well yes, but then there is sweet relief.

430
00:25:41,270 --> 00:25:43,960
You just- you- okay.

431
00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:46,026
You- you- okay.

432
00:25:48,120 --> 00:25:50,186
Do you like bar soap or liquid soap?

433
00:25:50,186 --> 00:25:52,208
Oh, you'd never believe it.

434
00:25:52,208 --> 00:26:00,157
I actually prefer to take the bar soap and then stick the liquid soap on the bar soap and
then use that.

435
00:26:00,758 --> 00:26:01,159
Okay.

436
00:26:01,159 --> 00:26:02,560
It really gets it slippery.

437
00:26:02,560 --> 00:26:06,825
Remember it the pool and the slippery one wet is better that way, yes?

438
00:26:06,825 --> 00:26:07,726
I think so.

439
00:26:07,726 --> 00:26:08,819
How are you on baths?

440
00:26:08,819 --> 00:26:09,736
You like baths?

441
00:26:09,736 --> 00:26:13,628
Um no, they don't really let me take baths anymore.

442
00:26:14,589 --> 00:26:16,970
The optics are really bad.

443
00:26:17,386 --> 00:26:28,808
It just kinda looks like a giant human sized turd floating in the water with all the the
brown robes and the you know hat that's not a hat.

444
00:26:28,928 --> 00:26:29,889
God.

445
00:26:30,292 --> 00:26:30,986
No, it's a bad-

446
00:26:30,986 --> 00:26:33,136
It smells better than that though.

447
00:26:33,292 --> 00:26:35,718
What's a bathroom pet peeve that you have?

448
00:26:36,083 --> 00:26:36,423
yeah.

449
00:26:36,423 --> 00:26:39,745
So I already told you about the veggie wizards, Bob and Larry.

450
00:26:39,745 --> 00:26:40,646
Yes.

451
00:26:40,646 --> 00:26:41,866
You are aware?

452
00:26:42,127 --> 00:26:43,027
Yes.

453
00:26:43,428 --> 00:26:44,909
I think yes.

454
00:26:44,909 --> 00:26:58,699
So when the veggie wizards when they when they get too wild and then people get like mixed
messaging, so what happens is see Schmidt sends pretty regular messages.

455
00:26:58,699 --> 00:27:02,474
I like to check get people on on kind of a routine

456
00:27:02,474 --> 00:27:06,417
Of like, I'll send a message at this time every day, be looking for it.

457
00:27:06,417 --> 00:27:12,761
But then I send a message and nobody looks for what you say, which is crazy and bad.

458
00:27:13,062 --> 00:27:25,751
But Bob and Larry, the veggie wizards, as you say they have with your husband, they have
been messing up my messages and causing people's routines to be very, very messed up.

459
00:27:25,751 --> 00:27:27,151
It's very bad.

460
00:27:27,252 --> 00:27:30,604
The other thing that I flippin' hate is

461
00:27:30,604 --> 00:27:36,290
You know those little toothpick thingies that are like floss and you just like that?

462
00:27:36,290 --> 00:27:37,333
Do you use those?

463
00:27:37,333 --> 00:27:37,716
Yeah we

464
00:27:37,716 --> 00:27:38,610
use them here.

465
00:27:38,610 --> 00:27:39,882
Kids especially use them.

466
00:27:39,882 --> 00:27:45,166
I hate it I hate it when people use those once and then throw them away.

467
00:27:45,166 --> 00:27:51,310
Like it's okay to have a little bit of tooth goo on yes on yesterday's

468
00:27:51,392 --> 00:27:54,400
you use it one time and then you throw away, it's disposable.

469
00:27:54,540 --> 00:27:56,299
Yes, but disclosed.

470
00:27:56,299 --> 00:27:56,827
No, no, no.

471
00:27:56,827 --> 00:27:58,111
You dispose.

472
00:27:59,448 --> 00:28:00,109
That's crazy.

473
00:28:00,109 --> 00:28:03,041
They b they're built for like one full week of use.

474
00:28:04,052 --> 00:28:07,105
you're done when the string is red from blood.

475
00:28:07,105 --> 00:28:08,166
It's very simple.

476
00:28:08,166 --> 00:28:10,408
They have a foolproof method.

477
00:28:11,109 --> 00:28:12,245
Dash a pet peeves.

478
00:28:12,245 --> 00:28:14,427
One use throwaway.

479
00:28:15,288 --> 00:28:17,290
One use throwaway.

480
00:28:18,572 --> 00:28:31,906
Yes, dick the pick wizard, he is trying to convince everybody because his dick coins have
been way down in price, and he's trying to convince everybody to use more of the picks.

481
00:28:31,906 --> 00:28:33,867
But it's all fake.

482
00:28:33,887 --> 00:28:39,198
Like there's this whole like oh, if it's yellow, let it mellow, and if it's brown, flush
it down.

483
00:28:39,198 --> 00:28:44,490
But that that actually lowers the the Schmidt coin price, you see.

484
00:28:44,652 --> 00:28:49,745
Because if you're mellowing too many times, then the Schmidt coin value is less.

485
00:28:49,785 --> 00:28:51,286
It's very bad.

486
00:28:51,586 --> 00:28:57,130
So I think the next pet peeve that I would like to tell you about is the mellowing of
yellow.

487
00:28:57,891 --> 00:29:08,257
And then they're just selling mellow yellow straight out of the the Burger King wizard's
hut and it's just like why are we selling this to kids?

488
00:29:08,577 --> 00:29:10,198
It it's like

489
00:29:10,399 --> 00:29:11,406
No, that's not what he-

490
00:29:11,406 --> 00:29:22,747
be doing mellow yellow like four to fifty times a week and I'm trying to send messages and
get Schmidt coin prices up and and the Burger King Wizards just selling mellow yellow

491
00:29:22,747 --> 00:29:23,638
straight out of the hut.

492
00:29:23,638 --> 00:29:25,872
It's not what it is.

493
00:29:25,872 --> 00:29:27,477
Mellow Yellow is a soda.

494
00:29:28,896 --> 00:29:30,508
I'm a big fan of soda.

495
00:29:30,508 --> 00:29:31,944
Yeah, it's a soda.

496
00:29:32,588 --> 00:29:34,514
Yes, I love it.

497
00:29:34,688 --> 00:29:35,626
I bet you do.

498
00:29:35,626 --> 00:29:37,659
you especially like the Dr.

499
00:29:37,659 --> 00:29:38,124
Pepper?

500
00:29:38,124 --> 00:29:39,740
No, yeah.

501
00:29:41,557 --> 00:29:43,401
You Pepsi guy.

502
00:29:45,166 --> 00:29:46,077
Pepsi.

503
00:29:46,210 --> 00:29:47,514
No, of course not.

504
00:29:47,514 --> 00:29:49,538
Poppy is my favorite.

505
00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:51,343
It's prebiotic.

506
00:29:51,626 --> 00:29:53,750
It really boosts Schmidcoin.

507
00:29:54,178 --> 00:29:55,089
All right.

508
00:29:55,778 --> 00:30:00,342
Have you not noticed all of the new poppy flavors that I have been influencing?

509
00:30:01,304 --> 00:30:02,305
They're very good.

510
00:30:02,305 --> 00:30:03,266
All of them.

511
00:30:03,266 --> 00:30:04,402
Except for the grape one.

512
00:30:04,402 --> 00:30:06,418
It's kind of weird and the one.

513
00:30:06,418 --> 00:30:11,645
Please when you go to like food or something is the worst.

514
00:30:11,645 --> 00:30:12,536
Which one messes.

515
00:30:12,536 --> 00:30:20,212
My favorite place to get Schmidt coins built up is definitely it's okay, the actually
there's a few of them actually.

516
00:30:20,212 --> 00:30:23,675
So you guys have Panda Express, right?

517
00:30:24,716 --> 00:30:29,940
So where I am from, I have invented a place called Panda Rex Express.

518
00:30:29,940 --> 00:30:32,282
And it does exactly what you think.

519
00:30:32,422 --> 00:30:36,645
The secret sauce, orange, is actually laxative flavor.

520
00:30:36,646 --> 00:30:39,889
And so then you just get Schmidt coins everywhere.

521
00:30:39,889 --> 00:30:42,100
I'm sending messages on the minutely.

522
00:30:42,144 --> 00:30:43,095
It's very good.

523
00:30:43,095 --> 00:30:50,361
But also like when I come down here, I actually went to r I think it's called Riggy
Squirtos.

524
00:30:50,361 --> 00:30:59,309
And that thing, my goodness, they have got they have stolen my secret laxative recipe
because that stuff will get you flying.

525
00:30:59,309 --> 00:31:00,910
Like left and right.

526
00:31:00,910 --> 00:31:02,732
Schmidt coins everywhere.

527
00:31:02,732 --> 00:31:05,494
Messages inbox full.

528
00:31:06,296 --> 00:31:07,164
Okay.

529
00:31:08,044 --> 00:31:14,145
I also sometimes I will go to Jamba Juice and I'll get a triple dragon fruit.

530
00:31:14,145 --> 00:31:17,210
I call it a trickin' triple dragon fruit deluxe.

531
00:31:17,550 --> 00:31:19,586
Well, Dragon Fruit will mess you up, but it's okay.

532
00:31:19,586 --> 00:31:20,487
I know.

533
00:31:20,487 --> 00:31:23,288
It is another one of my best ideas ever.

534
00:31:24,770 --> 00:31:25,410
Yes.

535
00:31:25,410 --> 00:31:31,654
If only I can convince big big bathroom to let me market.

536
00:31:31,715 --> 00:31:33,055
Listen here now.

537
00:31:33,055 --> 00:31:34,396
Which one do I look at?

538
00:31:34,396 --> 00:31:35,087
This one here?

539
00:31:35,087 --> 00:31:36,067
Yeah.

540
00:31:36,067 --> 00:31:37,668
So this one down here.

541
00:31:37,668 --> 00:31:38,079
Yes.

542
00:31:38,079 --> 00:31:38,679
Okay.

543
00:31:38,679 --> 00:31:40,820
So let me listen over here you.

544
00:31:40,941 --> 00:31:44,703
If you are big bathroom, you need to hear this.

545
00:31:44,763 --> 00:31:47,105
The dragon fruit is it.

546
00:31:47,105 --> 00:31:48,908
If you start I have a thing dragon fruit.

547
00:31:48,908 --> 00:31:58,106
I have this feeling if you could infuse like every medication and every toilet paper with
dragon fruit extract, we could really get this party bumpin'.

548
00:31:58,106 --> 00:32:03,448
There's a future Invest now Invest

549
00:32:03,448 --> 00:32:05,226
Have you ever had a dark shower?

550
00:32:05,311 --> 00:32:07,879
yes, I take them every single day.

551
00:32:08,384 --> 00:32:11,294
What is it a what is a dark shower that you mean?

552
00:32:11,340 --> 00:32:13,305
You just said- you just said you took one every single day.

553
00:32:13,305 --> 00:32:14,162
Why not?

554
00:32:14,162 --> 00:32:25,148
to wonder if maybe I do not, because for me a dark shower is just what everybody else
calls it, but it's just where I I go to the shower and I send myself a big message.

555
00:32:25,729 --> 00:32:27,790
Make some Schmidt coins.

556
00:32:27,822 --> 00:32:28,774
you

557
00:32:29,986 --> 00:32:31,810
So what is a dark shower to you?

558
00:32:31,810 --> 00:32:34,589
the dark, you turn off the lights and you shower with no lights on.

559
00:32:36,078 --> 00:32:37,444
How do you aim?

560
00:32:38,274 --> 00:32:41,689
You shouldn't be using the bathroom in the shower.

561
00:32:42,710 --> 00:32:44,972
I I agree actually wholeheartedly.

562
00:32:44,972 --> 00:32:46,823
If you're not flushing, there's no Schmidt coins.

563
00:32:46,823 --> 00:32:47,873
So yes.

564
00:32:47,930 --> 00:32:55,057
Everybody Well, because actually if I have Schmidt coins, it's actually like insider
trading.

565
00:32:55,618 --> 00:33:02,132
So I I I Yes, Schmidt the poop wizard.

566
00:33:05,155 --> 00:33:05,958
No way.

567
00:33:07,054 --> 00:33:11,536
Don't tell them don't tell them about my coins.

568
00:33:11,536 --> 00:33:12,749
Okay, okay.

569
00:33:12,749 --> 00:33:15,635
Now don't say any more about this remote.

570
00:33:15,657 --> 00:33:16,608
Okay.

571
00:33:20,024 --> 00:33:21,329
What just happened?

572
00:33:21,921 --> 00:33:27,205
nothing You did not just transport into a parallel dimension?

573
00:33:28,270 --> 00:33:29,816
No, something happened.

574
00:33:29,816 --> 00:33:30,208
Okay.

575
00:33:30,208 --> 00:33:33,537
So yes, sometimes uh people go to the bathroom and the shower.

576
00:33:33,537 --> 00:33:34,980
What's the big deal?

577
00:33:35,624 --> 00:33:37,986
You're telling me nobody ever does that here?

578
00:33:37,986 --> 00:33:40,034
If they do, they're to be in trouble.

579
00:33:40,034 --> 00:33:41,465
Even if it's just a onesie?

580
00:33:41,465 --> 00:33:44,518
You know what they say?

581
00:33:44,518 --> 00:33:47,140
I'm I'm working on a line of t shirts.

582
00:33:47,140 --> 00:33:47,560
Gross.

583
00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:48,740
Let me pitch it.

584
00:33:49,161 --> 00:33:50,782
Onsies are funsies.

585
00:33:51,643 --> 00:33:52,244
Yes?

586
00:33:52,244 --> 00:33:52,704
No.

587
00:33:52,704 --> 00:33:56,186
And then it's just a bathtub with yellow liquid in the bottom?

588
00:33:56,407 --> 00:33:57,268
No.

589
00:33:57,268 --> 00:33:57,818
Okay.

590
00:33:57,818 --> 00:34:03,222
So so that's what I do sometimes is I'll pee in the shower.

591
00:34:03,222 --> 00:34:04,413
It's fine.

592
00:34:04,573 --> 00:34:06,014
Almost every time.

593
00:34:09,690 --> 00:34:12,914
But showering with the lights off does sound pretty good!

594
00:34:12,929 --> 00:34:13,692
Yeah, it's pretty nice.

595
00:34:13,692 --> 00:34:15,176
um Okay.

596
00:34:15,608 --> 00:34:17,879
You don't seem like you like it as much.

597
00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:26,204
One time a dragon pooped on me while it flew over, and that was one of the darkest showers
I have ever had.

598
00:34:26,204 --> 00:34:27,915
It was really bad.

599
00:34:27,915 --> 00:34:31,026
Also, again, back to the jamba juice.

600
00:34:31,867 --> 00:34:35,669
Every shower post jamba is a dark shower.

601
00:34:35,669 --> 00:34:36,949
It just is.

602
00:34:38,310 --> 00:34:40,771
Jamba wizard needs to stop.

603
00:34:41,052 --> 00:34:42,202
There's too much fiber.

604
00:34:42,202 --> 00:34:44,283
People are too fibered up out here.

605
00:34:44,688 --> 00:34:46,739
boy, okay.

606
00:34:47,201 --> 00:34:48,362
Let's see.

607
00:34:48,362 --> 00:34:52,425
What's the weirdest thing that you have eaten in the shower?

608
00:34:52,506 --> 00:34:54,748
Oh big hunk for sure.

609
00:34:54,748 --> 00:34:56,008
Big hunk.

610
00:34:56,710 --> 00:34:57,610
Yes.

611
00:34:57,610 --> 00:34:58,051
Okay.

612
00:34:58,051 --> 00:34:58,411
Yes.

613
00:34:58,411 --> 00:35:09,599
Well also sometimes sometimes so I have this idea that I'm trying to really get and I I
think I think Hunter has received the messages.

614
00:35:09,720 --> 00:35:15,204
But this idea the idea is called hot shower cereal.

615
00:35:16,125 --> 00:35:22,470
And I believe he has received a message, but pretty much you just get cereal and

616
00:35:22,742 --> 00:35:25,885
Of course, chocolatey varieties are my favorite.

617
00:35:26,026 --> 00:35:33,215
And then you take a hot shower and you just you know, instead of milking your cereal, you
just shower your cereal.

618
00:35:33,676 --> 00:35:35,108
And it's hot shower cereal.

619
00:35:35,108 --> 00:35:37,234
Now that is a terrible idea.

620
00:35:37,980 --> 00:35:38,804
Terrible idea.

621
00:35:38,804 --> 00:35:40,361
TM TM TM

622
00:35:41,398 --> 00:35:41,698
No.

623
00:35:41,698 --> 00:35:44,924
um Okay, let's see.

624
00:35:45,847 --> 00:35:46,929
What is...

625
00:35:46,929 --> 00:35:48,192
you wa...

626
00:35:48,192 --> 00:35:49,834
I don't want to ask this one.

627
00:35:51,178 --> 00:35:53,672
Why are you have your mouth on the microphone?

628
00:35:53,984 --> 00:35:55,616
It's marshmallow flavoured.

629
00:35:55,616 --> 00:35:56,873
No it is not.

630
00:35:56,873 --> 00:35:58,718
Okay, bathrooms.

631
00:35:59,907 --> 00:36:00,664
Hunters.

632
00:36:00,664 --> 00:36:02,508
Do they eat frequently around it?

633
00:36:02,508 --> 00:36:02,869
No.

634
00:36:02,869 --> 00:36:08,860
It tastes distinctly of pumpkin spice and hen soap?

635
00:36:12,238 --> 00:36:17,082
oh What snacks do you like to have in the bathroom?

636
00:36:17,082 --> 00:36:17,562
yes.

637
00:36:17,562 --> 00:36:21,113
So see the big hunk conversation from earlier.

638
00:36:21,113 --> 00:36:24,424
Pretty much I try to keep a big hunk on me at all times.

639
00:36:24,424 --> 00:36:25,474
I'm fresh out right now.

640
00:36:25,474 --> 00:36:26,295
I'm kind of annoyed.

641
00:36:26,295 --> 00:36:30,206
And the big hunk wizard, he is not actually cut me off.

642
00:36:30,206 --> 00:36:31,706
And I it sucks.

643
00:36:32,886 --> 00:36:34,357
Mike Chunk, the big hunk wizard.

644
00:36:34,357 --> 00:36:36,347
Excuse me.

645
00:36:36,347 --> 00:36:37,068
It's okay.

646
00:36:37,068 --> 00:36:38,762
I know I have that effect on people.

647
00:36:38,762 --> 00:36:39,122
Okay.

648
00:36:39,122 --> 00:36:46,220
Um but yes, I sometimes also like mashed potatoes with gravy is a great bathroom snack.

649
00:36:46,402 --> 00:36:49,220
That doesn't even make any sense to me.

650
00:36:49,322 --> 00:36:50,684
It's very good.

651
00:36:51,308 --> 00:36:51,629
Okay.

652
00:36:51,629 --> 00:36:53,354
And you just like eat it, why do you go?

653
00:36:53,354 --> 00:36:56,692
It's just like it's like up one side down the other.

654
00:36:58,286 --> 00:37:04,288
Okay, what do you drink when like do you, Hunter sometimes likes a cold seltzer in the
shower.

655
00:37:04,288 --> 00:37:05,298
Yes.

656
00:37:05,458 --> 00:37:07,459
Yes, it's very good.

657
00:37:07,999 --> 00:37:12,780
I've done cold seltzer, but sometimes every now and then, every now and then.

658
00:37:12,780 --> 00:37:16,021
Like I will do like I should have told you.

659
00:37:16,021 --> 00:37:20,182
The other thing that sometimes I like is I like milk duds.

660
00:37:20,723 --> 00:37:21,923
Like they're pretty good.

661
00:37:21,923 --> 00:37:29,005
And sometimes if I'm feeling extra spicy, I'll try to sneak a milk dud either into the
cereal bowl or into the mashed potato bowl.

662
00:37:29,345 --> 00:37:33,696
And then real delicacy, this is really only a cremace time.

663
00:37:33,804 --> 00:37:35,878
But like fudge with nuts.

664
00:37:35,878 --> 00:37:36,640
It's very good.

665
00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:38,062
It has to have the nuts.

666
00:37:38,062 --> 00:37:46,442
Um but like sometimes when I'm in the shower, I like to just open my mouth and just suck
the water right out of the spigot.

667
00:37:46,442 --> 00:37:47,265
Ew!

668
00:37:47,533 --> 00:37:48,354
Close your mouth.

669
00:37:48,354 --> 00:37:51,620
But I'm thinking about trying to get some of whatever this stuff is.

670
00:37:51,620 --> 00:37:53,002
It's very good.

671
00:37:58,070 --> 00:37:59,234
Yes, I agree.

672
00:37:59,234 --> 00:38:00,959
Very good, yes.

673
00:38:01,930 --> 00:38:04,853
He was thirsty and wanted to try it himself.

674
00:38:07,992 --> 00:38:12,852
So yeah, sometimes I just like to drink the hot water straight out of the spigot.

675
00:38:13,094 --> 00:38:15,368
I call it spigot time.

676
00:38:15,406 --> 00:38:20,512
That's weird, You are a weird dude.

677
00:38:21,270 --> 00:38:24,415
Yes, Flower to Shower Wizard said the same thing.

678
00:38:24,517 --> 00:38:27,382
She said and I quote, knock it to heck off.

679
00:38:27,894 --> 00:38:29,229
Yeah, I agree with her.

680
00:38:29,229 --> 00:38:31,886
Knock it back.

681
00:38:31,886 --> 00:38:35,666
ah I wonder if Flower the Shower Wizard will ever be on this show one day.

682
00:38:35,666 --> 00:38:37,079
Probably not.

683
00:38:37,079 --> 00:38:39,125
She probably could do it one time.

684
00:38:39,125 --> 00:38:40,136
She won't.

685
00:38:41,336 --> 00:38:42,348
She won't.

686
00:38:43,558 --> 00:38:44,921
She doesn't want to.

687
00:38:47,490 --> 00:38:48,414
Yeah.

688
00:38:51,406 --> 00:39:02,209
Um so I hope you're gonna get to all of the questions because the one and there was very
clearly one that Hunter was like, you gotta be ready for it, and I am ready.

689
00:39:02,209 --> 00:39:08,361
But like, go ahead, the shower, snack, and drink, and yes, and but then there's I know
that there is other things he asked.

690
00:39:08,361 --> 00:39:10,292
I've listened to these interviews.

691
00:39:10,832 --> 00:39:11,712
Yeah.

692
00:39:12,513 --> 00:39:15,573
Well, but I think it should be asked.

693
00:39:16,734 --> 00:39:17,674
Well

694
00:39:17,890 --> 00:39:21,872
But what about I so I know here, let me ask you.

695
00:39:22,852 --> 00:39:25,904
Have you ever let me here, we can do the two part thing.

696
00:39:25,904 --> 00:39:27,735
So like you ask me this here.

697
00:39:27,735 --> 00:39:33,057
You say you say, have you ever eaten an orange in the shower as if it is an apple?

698
00:39:33,117 --> 00:39:34,878
And then go ahead.

699
00:39:36,447 --> 00:39:39,069
You ever eaten an orange in the show?

700
00:39:39,468 --> 00:39:40,298
Yes.

701
00:39:40,298 --> 00:39:46,930
But my favorite fruit again to eat in the shower is dragon fruit, but also I like corn on
the cob in the shower.

702
00:39:46,930 --> 00:39:48,341
It's really good.

703
00:39:48,721 --> 00:39:58,044
Yeah, you just kinda you just kinda you go you go full cob and you just kinda like scrape
your whole mouth down the edge of the cob.

704
00:39:58,104 --> 00:40:00,704
Yeah, it's shaving corn everywhere.

705
00:40:00,705 --> 00:40:02,885
Get to Yes.

706
00:40:02,885 --> 00:40:05,546
Get it in my face and down.

707
00:40:07,512 --> 00:40:11,775
See, the best part about eating corn raw is my message Raw.

708
00:40:11,775 --> 00:40:12,226
Yes.

709
00:40:12,226 --> 00:40:14,468
Well it's it's cooked, but you don't chew it.

710
00:40:14,468 --> 00:40:19,651
You just go like this and then it's just like corn straight down the hatch.

711
00:40:19,651 --> 00:40:28,488
And then in four to seven hours, you will get a message from me, and the message is look
at all that corn.

712
00:40:30,902 --> 00:40:31,829
All right.

713
00:40:32,664 --> 00:40:35,041
Did you ever know about the corn kid?

714
00:40:36,098 --> 00:40:36,798
let me see.

715
00:40:36,798 --> 00:40:37,978
No thanks, that's fine.

716
00:40:37,978 --> 00:40:39,138
It's corn!

717
00:40:39,749 --> 00:40:43,050
It's a big lumpy n stop.

718
00:40:43,050 --> 00:40:45,045
It's got the juice.

719
00:40:45,944 --> 00:40:46,845
No.

720
00:40:47,732 --> 00:40:48,676
No.

721
00:40:48,676 --> 00:40:49,038
No.

722
00:40:49,038 --> 00:40:49,621
Okay.

723
00:40:49,621 --> 00:40:49,934
No.

724
00:40:49,934 --> 00:40:57,858
Well I I that's really like there's only like two more questions and I came prepared for
the one, very much so.

725
00:40:58,739 --> 00:40:59,399
Yes.

726
00:40:59,399 --> 00:41:00,700
So like go ahead.

727
00:41:00,700 --> 00:41:01,390
No thanks.

728
00:41:01,390 --> 00:41:01,911
It's time.

729
00:41:01,911 --> 00:41:02,581
Nope.

730
00:41:02,581 --> 00:41:04,602
I know everybody is wondering.

731
00:41:05,056 --> 00:41:06,580
No, I don't think they are.

732
00:41:06,580 --> 00:41:10,354
I th I believe that everybody is it is is a wondering it.

733
00:41:10,375 --> 00:41:12,462
I literally flew all the way down here.

734
00:41:12,462 --> 00:41:13,929
No, that's- yeah, you did.

735
00:41:13,929 --> 00:41:15,392
You broke into my house.

736
00:41:16,255 --> 00:41:16,915
Yes.

737
00:41:16,915 --> 00:41:20,076
I gassed up before I left too, so I got plenty.

738
00:41:20,676 --> 00:41:21,117
Yes?

739
00:41:21,117 --> 00:41:21,557
Yep.

740
00:41:21,557 --> 00:41:24,358
So the answer is of course.

741
00:41:25,078 --> 00:41:28,479
Of course I have performed de Waffle Stump.

742
00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:31,601
It was one of my greatest inventions.

743
00:41:32,501 --> 00:41:35,122
I remember it like it was last week.

744
00:41:35,923 --> 00:41:41,845
You know, it was tough to convince lots of historical people about various things.

745
00:41:42,626 --> 00:41:43,734
But one of them

746
00:41:43,734 --> 00:41:51,961
was the fact that like you don't need the chamber boy to get the pot for you to go to the
bathroom in if you're already in the shower, you just let fly.

747
00:41:52,362 --> 00:41:54,104
And you just stomp that G down.

748
00:41:54,104 --> 00:41:56,326
It's the water's already there.

749
00:41:56,586 --> 00:41:59,769
It's one of my greatest achievements, the waffle stomp.

750
00:42:00,911 --> 00:42:09,118
Now, I will say and I'm moderately pissed because it used to be called the Schmidt
Truffle.

751
00:42:10,452 --> 00:42:17,089
Obviously because of the truffle you do to your feet and the schmidt that you knock down
the the the tube hole.

752
00:42:17,971 --> 00:42:20,414
But then it got renamed Waffle Stump.

753
00:42:20,414 --> 00:42:29,875
It's all because that one loser started to make instead of the hole, he started to make
the waffle thingy that you waffle smash and then now it's like the waffle stump and it's

754
00:42:29,875 --> 00:42:30,433
just stuck.

755
00:42:30,433 --> 00:42:31,148
It's un

756
00:42:31,148 --> 00:42:33,259
Kinda like the Monster Mash.

757
00:42:34,744 --> 00:42:36,172
Who told you about that?

758
00:42:37,292 --> 00:42:38,047
the monster

759
00:42:38,047 --> 00:42:39,188
you about that.

760
00:42:40,472 --> 00:42:45,885
If you say it too loud, the crypt keeper is gonna come on this show and he is gonna be
pissed off about it.

761
00:42:45,885 --> 00:42:47,016
I know that.

762
00:42:47,214 --> 00:42:48,378
We've met the Cryptkeeper.

763
00:42:48,378 --> 00:42:49,159
What?

764
00:42:49,159 --> 00:42:50,401
He's been on the show.

765
00:42:52,353 --> 00:42:53,698
Ma'am, I think it was last year,

766
00:42:53,698 --> 00:42:57,312
No, he d there's no way that the Crypt Keeper snuck on the show.

767
00:42:57,312 --> 00:42:59,964
I mean, was invited onto the show before me.

768
00:43:00,124 --> 00:43:01,005
Yeah.

769
00:43:01,814 --> 00:43:03,252
Pretty sure it was last year.

770
00:43:05,012 --> 00:43:05,716
On Halloween.

771
00:43:05,716 --> 00:43:07,181
And and was he cool?

772
00:43:07,181 --> 00:43:08,552
Yeah, he was really cool.

773
00:43:09,058 --> 00:43:13,227
Was his accent very accurate to the place that he said he was from?

774
00:43:14,048 --> 00:43:15,285
Sure, we can pretend that.

775
00:43:15,285 --> 00:43:16,498
good, yes.

776
00:43:16,498 --> 00:43:21,008
So I believe that that is that is some bullshmit.

777
00:43:22,588 --> 00:43:23,851
Schmidt.

778
00:43:24,700 --> 00:43:25,451
Stop it.

779
00:43:25,451 --> 00:43:33,143
And because I while I agree with the Cripkeeper, it is obviously not the Monster Mash.

780
00:43:33,143 --> 00:43:34,244
It's the monster mash.

781
00:43:34,244 --> 00:43:37,320
It is obviously the Transylvania twist.

782
00:43:38,422 --> 00:43:40,903
I see you s I I see you Cripkeeper.

783
00:43:42,225 --> 00:43:43,936
He he sees you too.

784
00:43:46,626 --> 00:43:59,321
But I do think it's crazy that there is a campaign against the Transylvania Twist Monster
Mash debacle and nobody is trying to fix the Schmidt Truffle.

785
00:43:59,321 --> 00:44:03,566
Oh, the Schmidt Shuffle.

786
00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:07,784
They don't care.

787
00:44:07,784 --> 00:44:13,122
They don't Just like they don't read your messages and they don't care.

788
00:44:13,122 --> 00:44:17,922
You you're t you're telling me Schmidt Scheffel's not better than the Waffle Stump.

789
00:44:17,922 --> 00:44:18,922
I don't care.

790
00:44:20,660 --> 00:44:22,814
If somebody did one, you would

791
00:44:22,814 --> 00:44:25,449
If somebody did one in my bathroom, they'd be in trouble.

792
00:44:25,486 --> 00:44:27,243
Well, you would never know if they did it right.

793
00:44:27,243 --> 00:44:28,897
That's the key.

794
00:44:29,934 --> 00:44:30,790
it.

795
00:44:31,404 --> 00:44:33,277
Not if you're not in the room.

796
00:44:35,477 --> 00:44:37,090
if you do it in the house.

797
00:44:37,090 --> 00:44:39,138
I would never do it in your home.

798
00:44:39,138 --> 00:44:44,624
You broke you broke into my home, and then you ruined the toilet paper.

799
00:44:44,624 --> 00:44:46,816
How do I know the way you won't do in here?

800
00:44:49,230 --> 00:44:51,191
Um I don't know.

801
00:44:51,191 --> 00:44:53,411
You you told me to do it.

802
00:44:53,671 --> 00:44:55,192
I literally rang the doorbell.

803
00:44:55,192 --> 00:44:58,381
I was told yeah, be here for this day about this interview.

804
00:44:58,381 --> 00:45:01,124
No, talk about your very good poop powers.

805
00:45:01,124 --> 00:45:05,445
Then I walk in and there's all this set up, yes.

806
00:45:05,445 --> 00:45:09,356
I know Obviously.

807
00:45:09,690 --> 00:45:14,178
Well maybe I had given him an emergency message.

808
00:45:15,040 --> 00:45:20,319
Wait a minute, you gave him an emergency message and then you sat in here and made me have
this conversation with you?

809
00:45:21,954 --> 00:45:26,261
Well, he wasn't really open to the idea of having a Schmidt wizard on the show.

810
00:45:26,261 --> 00:45:27,222
Are you kidding me?

811
00:45:27,222 --> 00:45:32,520
So I figured, well, if I give him an emergency message right as he begins recording.

812
00:45:34,102 --> 00:45:40,107
And I can somehow figure out a way to get in h in here when it's all set up, then we can
do it.

813
00:45:40,107 --> 00:45:41,888
And look at us now.

814
00:45:42,870 --> 00:45:43,700
Yes.

815
00:45:47,778 --> 00:45:49,467
You're gonna be in big trouble.

816
00:45:50,299 --> 00:45:51,160
Me.

817
00:45:51,341 --> 00:45:52,462
What wizard are you?

818
00:45:52,462 --> 00:45:55,878
Oh flip.

819
00:45:56,168 --> 00:45:57,130
Yeah.

820
00:45:58,456 --> 00:45:59,268
Well

821
00:45:59,502 --> 00:46:01,849
I'm the mom wizard that calls your mom.

822
00:46:02,634 --> 00:46:04,158
How you gonna like that?

823
00:46:04,482 --> 00:46:09,767
Well, sh she actually is the one that named me the Schmidt Wizard, the Poop Wizard.

824
00:46:10,969 --> 00:46:11,781
so I think they

825
00:46:11,781 --> 00:46:13,870
she know that you break and enter into people's homes?

826
00:46:13,870 --> 00:46:15,813
Well I was invited mostly.

827
00:46:16,917 --> 00:46:20,766
And were you just angry at the Cripkeeper I want tell the truth?

828
00:46:20,766 --> 00:46:21,808
he broke in, yes.

829
00:46:21,808 --> 00:46:24,884
No I rang the doorbell.

830
00:46:25,325 --> 00:46:26,739
Nobody answered.

831
00:46:27,246 --> 00:46:28,590
Well I rang it again.

832
00:46:28,590 --> 00:46:30,758
Did anybody let you in the house?

833
00:46:30,942 --> 00:46:32,205
Not yourself?

834
00:46:33,111 --> 00:46:34,536
Now that's a loophole.

835
00:46:34,536 --> 00:46:39,625
Nah, has to be somebody who lives in this house let you in this house.

836
00:46:39,625 --> 00:46:40,648
It wasn't.

837
00:46:41,114 --> 00:46:46,717
Well I think really we should just probably, you know, let bygones be bygones.

838
00:46:46,717 --> 00:46:50,769
I got lots of messages to send, couple to receive, I believe, yes.

839
00:46:50,769 --> 00:46:52,350
I'm gonna have to do it.

840
00:46:52,470 --> 00:46:54,698
Yeah, you can probably receive one from your mom.

841
00:46:54,698 --> 00:46:55,760
Okay.

842
00:46:55,884 --> 00:47:00,331
She was very upset to hear one time that I'm eating cereal in the bathroom.

843
00:47:00,366 --> 00:47:05,504
Oh, but you'd be really upset to hear that you're breaking in, entering into people's
houses and ruining the toilet paper.

844
00:47:05,504 --> 00:47:06,136
Yeah.

845
00:47:06,136 --> 00:47:08,309
I will fix your toilet paper eventually.

846
00:47:08,309 --> 00:47:11,680
It looks like you have a giant roll that you may use while you wait.

847
00:47:11,680 --> 00:47:13,387
No, that's Hunter's role.

848
00:47:15,352 --> 00:47:17,585
What does he need that much for?

849
00:47:18,088 --> 00:47:20,112
I'm not sending that many messages.

850
00:47:20,112 --> 00:47:22,154
And apparently he's not reading them.

851
00:47:22,496 --> 00:47:23,229
That's insane.

852
00:47:23,229 --> 00:47:24,621
Yeah, I know he is.

853
00:47:24,621 --> 00:47:25,322
I know he is.

854
00:47:25,322 --> 00:47:26,363
You'll see.

855
00:47:26,604 --> 00:47:27,724
You will all see.

856
00:47:27,724 --> 00:47:28,778
No you won't.

857
00:47:30,670 --> 00:47:31,965
Alright Schmidt.

858
00:47:33,518 --> 00:47:36,278
Do you have any bathroom wisdom before I kick you out of here?

859
00:47:36,278 --> 00:47:38,139
Of course, of course.

860
00:47:38,139 --> 00:47:46,406
So I was going around telling everybody eat their vegetables because it was going over
really good with Bob and Larry, the the veggie wizards.

861
00:47:47,127 --> 00:47:50,350
But then they started to infringe on the Schmidt coin.

862
00:47:50,350 --> 00:47:51,571
And it's stupid.

863
00:47:51,571 --> 00:47:52,692
I don't know why they would do it.

864
00:47:52,692 --> 00:47:54,033
It's really bad.

865
00:47:54,033 --> 00:48:02,260
So what I'm telling people now is really go hog on the Halloween candy.

866
00:48:02,360 --> 00:48:04,882
I'm talking like really make a problem.

867
00:48:05,400 --> 00:48:15,297
I'm talking like if you can get your hands on Haribo sugar free gummy bears, first of all,
you're gonna want to send, I believe, Hunter a message about that.

868
00:48:15,438 --> 00:48:18,550
Cause I think that there is some things that he wants to attempt.

869
00:48:18,550 --> 00:48:22,863
But yes, it's very sad.

870
00:48:22,983 --> 00:48:27,046
But if they did, the Schmidt coin would be running wild and free.

871
00:48:27,887 --> 00:48:32,118
So anyway, I I would say just keep everything going.

872
00:48:32,118 --> 00:48:34,229
And make sure you turn around and read the message.

873
00:48:34,229 --> 00:48:37,861
It's okay to take a look at what's going on back there before you say goodbye.

874
00:48:38,382 --> 00:48:39,602
It's good.

875
00:48:39,922 --> 00:48:41,723
What if there's something going on?

876
00:48:41,723 --> 00:48:43,935
How will you know if the corn is still present?

877
00:48:43,935 --> 00:48:46,626
How will you know?

878
00:48:48,748 --> 00:48:51,733
Well that's my wisdom.

879
00:48:52,367 --> 00:48:56,011
I don't know if it's wisdom, so much is terrible advice.

880
00:48:58,062 --> 00:49:00,024
Well, in the eye of the beholder, I guess.

881
00:49:00,024 --> 00:49:00,344
Yes.

882
00:49:00,344 --> 00:49:05,329
Well, I believe that I just I I only paid for parking for an hour.

883
00:49:05,329 --> 00:49:07,030
So um

884
00:49:07,086 --> 00:49:08,072
Did you pay for parking?

885
00:49:08,072 --> 00:49:09,122
This is a neighborhood.

886
00:49:09,122 --> 00:49:13,365
There was a kid with a basketball standing outside, he said it's five bucks to park.

887
00:49:13,365 --> 00:49:13,908
You be

888
00:49:13,908 --> 00:49:16,141
some random kid five bucks to park?

889
00:49:16,443 --> 00:49:17,543
What did you...

890
00:49:18,887 --> 00:49:19,988
You know what?

891
00:49:21,051 --> 00:49:22,603
You pay a kid in Schmitt coin?

892
00:49:22,603 --> 00:49:23,424
Yes.

893
00:49:24,184 --> 00:49:25,600
Freshly made.

894
00:49:27,394 --> 00:49:30,278
I always carry fresh Schmitcoin in a bag.

895
00:49:31,181 --> 00:49:32,634
Yes, of course.

896
00:49:32,634 --> 00:49:34,255
I said don't open.

897
00:49:34,255 --> 00:49:36,502
your mom.

898
00:49:36,502 --> 00:49:38,062
What kind of wizard is your mom?

899
00:49:38,062 --> 00:49:40,908
Um I'm not sure.

900
00:49:41,162 --> 00:49:45,591
I think she like a wooden spoon spanking wizard?

901
00:49:45,591 --> 00:49:45,814
Yeah.

902
00:49:45,814 --> 00:49:47,445
I'm going to give her a call.

903
00:49:49,902 --> 00:49:52,606
I want my Schmidt coin back, kid, if you hear this.

904
00:49:53,088 --> 00:49:54,390
You rip me off.

905
00:49:54,431 --> 00:49:57,941
You're gonna get a wooden spoon from your mom, I think.

906
00:49:59,352 --> 00:50:00,753
That sounds very bad.

907
00:50:00,753 --> 00:50:01,784
Yeah.

908
00:50:01,784 --> 00:50:02,684
Well.

909
00:50:03,525 --> 00:50:05,346
Good thing you don't know who she is.

910
00:50:05,346 --> 00:50:06,346
Alright.

911
00:50:07,427 --> 00:50:09,308
Maybe you don't know where she lives.

912
00:50:11,270 --> 00:50:13,191
Good luck with Yep.

913
00:50:13,191 --> 00:50:22,627
Anyway, um somebody has s has summoning me and my parking meter is probably gone back to
play Fortnite.

914
00:50:22,627 --> 00:50:23,557
So

915
00:50:24,367 --> 00:50:27,535
I need to get out of here because there's some unclogging that I have to do.

916
00:50:27,535 --> 00:50:30,922
Somebody ate an entire bag of Costco cheese sticks.

917
00:50:31,004 --> 00:50:33,900
I tried to send him a message but we are really plugged up.

918
00:50:36,130 --> 00:50:42,582
Did you know that if you stick a if you stick a plunger and you can actually like plunge a
human

919
00:50:43,584 --> 00:50:44,416
No.

920
00:50:44,541 --> 00:50:45,768
You know what, Schmidt?

921
00:50:45,768 --> 00:50:47,818
I think you should probably go deal with-

922
00:50:47,818 --> 00:50:55,905
Okay, well thank you for inviting me for inviting me into your home uh and inviting me on
the show to share.

923
00:50:55,905 --> 00:50:56,585
Do that too.

924
00:50:56,585 --> 00:50:58,907
Wait, why are you running away from it?

925
00:50:59,167 --> 00:51:03,351
For letting me share all of this all of this very wisdom very good wisdom.

926
00:51:03,351 --> 00:51:05,292
Remember the Schmidt shuffle?

927
00:51:05,292 --> 00:51:10,186
Remember, Schmidt coins, remember, read the messages.

928
00:51:10,186 --> 00:51:11,837
They're all there for you.

929
00:51:12,658 --> 00:51:13,119
No.

930
00:51:13,119 --> 00:51:13,939
And and Mr.

931
00:51:13,939 --> 00:51:17,660
Hanky, we're cool, but like next time you need to tell me when you get on this thing.

932
00:51:17,794 --> 00:51:18,907
All right, it's still moving.

933
00:51:18,907 --> 00:51:20,800
It's very difficult to stay with it.

934
00:51:20,842 --> 00:51:21,318
All right.

935
00:51:21,318 --> 00:51:22,405
I get it.

936
00:51:22,405 --> 00:51:24,729
Is it time to leave now or are we still

937
00:51:24,782 --> 00:51:26,882
Get out of my house.

938
00:51:26,882 --> 00:51:29,322
Get out.

939
00:51:29,722 --> 00:51:30,502
Leave.

940
00:51:41,698 --> 00:51:43,392
That wizard just messed up.

941
00:51:43,392 --> 00:51:44,929
Like really bad.

942
00:51:46,674 --> 00:51:47,826
He needs to see somebody.

943
00:51:47,826 --> 00:51:50,279
Ugh, good night.

944
00:51:50,279 --> 00:51:50,980
I'm outta here.

945
00:51:50,980 --> 00:51:52,101
I'm outta here!

946
00:51:52,302 --> 00:51:54,183
This is- this is ridiculous.

947
00:51:54,965 --> 00:51:58,920
I don't even wanna do anything and- and- and clean up the car and- and I'm out.

948
00:52:19,065 --> 00:52:19,931
UGH

949
00:52:21,054 --> 00:52:22,115
Heck?

950
00:52:22,956 --> 00:52:25,998
What the what is going on?

951
00:52:27,140 --> 00:52:29,802
This is the stupidest prank I've ever been a part of.

952
00:52:29,802 --> 00:52:31,404
I'm gonna I'm gonna have to talk to Anna.

953
00:52:31,404 --> 00:52:33,065
This is actually crazy.

954
00:52:33,226 --> 00:52:35,087
Everything's all messed up.

955
00:52:35,267 --> 00:52:36,709
Some idiot.

956
00:52:36,709 --> 00:52:38,410
What is going on?

957
00:52:39,291 --> 00:52:45,256
Okay, so why is there 54 minutes of recording?

958
00:52:46,398 --> 00:52:47,208
Okay.

959
00:52:48,706 --> 00:52:56,301
I went to answer the door and I opened the door and there's nobody there.

960
00:52:56,301 --> 00:52:58,273
Okay.

961
00:52:58,273 --> 00:53:06,418
So then I'm walking down the hall and I I got struck by just I was gonna listen.

962
00:53:06,418 --> 00:53:11,281
I know it's been a long time since I've really given y'all a severe bathroom update.

963
00:53:11,682 --> 00:53:18,216
But I was struck with just an unbelievable urge to go to the bathroom, could not be
controlled anymore.

964
00:53:18,240 --> 00:53:19,391
I almost didn't make it.

965
00:53:19,391 --> 00:53:24,134
So I dove into the kids, but I didn't want to stink up the recording studio.

966
00:53:24,395 --> 00:53:30,439
And I'm like, dang it, I'm gonna have to like I'm I'm gonna have to figure this out.

967
00:53:30,439 --> 00:53:37,003
And but it did give me time to like get my thoughts about the scariest Halloween candy for
bathrooming.

968
00:53:37,484 --> 00:53:46,410
And then I come out of the bathroom and come back to record, and there's there's two mics,
the computer's all

969
00:53:46,520 --> 00:53:48,991
Cockeyed, my coffee's gone.

970
00:53:49,591 --> 00:53:51,342
Somebody ruined the toilet paper.

971
00:53:51,342 --> 00:53:54,113
Whoever's doing this is a complete idiot.

972
00:53:54,293 --> 00:53:56,094
This is stupid.

973
00:53:57,175 --> 00:53:59,115
This is bad news.

974
00:53:59,636 --> 00:54:03,277
And the whole room smells exactly like a diaper.

975
00:54:03,677 --> 00:54:07,659
And not like a child diaper, like an old person diaper.

976
00:54:08,239 --> 00:54:09,880
It's very bad.

977
00:54:10,280 --> 00:54:13,922
And I I think there was like wet on the floor.

978
00:54:13,922 --> 00:54:15,112
I don't know.

979
00:54:17,272 --> 00:54:18,652
But we're at fifty-five minutes.

980
00:54:18,652 --> 00:54:22,774
So I I I actually don't have time for much more today.

981
00:54:22,774 --> 00:54:26,224
Um we're gonna see what happened.

982
00:54:27,085 --> 00:54:29,786
And and hopefully it's hopefully it's listenable.

983
00:54:29,786 --> 00:54:33,187
Like I I I appreciate y'all being here, I guess.

984
00:54:33,187 --> 00:54:35,827
Um not sure.

985
00:54:35,827 --> 00:54:37,388
There's two I don't know.

986
00:54:37,388 --> 00:54:38,308
This is crazy.

987
00:54:38,308 --> 00:54:40,729
Uh yeah.

988
00:54:40,729 --> 00:54:41,909
Thanks for listening.

989
00:54:41,909 --> 00:54:45,122
Follow us on social media at Privycast.

990
00:54:45,122 --> 00:54:45,773
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991
00:54:45,773 --> 00:54:46,723
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992
00:54:46,723 --> 00:54:49,484
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993
00:54:49,484 --> 00:54:52,608
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994
00:54:53,529 --> 00:54:57,312
It feels weird closing the show and not doing it.

995
00:54:57,312 --> 00:55:02,036
But if you leave us a rating or review, the five star options are preferred.

996
00:55:02,036 --> 00:55:06,159
And you do will leave a a dollar for Wounded Warriors and in in Living Water
International.

997
00:55:06,159 --> 00:55:09,922
As a reminder to keep pooping in the free world, this free world was not always free.

998
00:55:09,922 --> 00:55:13,722
And in pursuit of cleaner water for all, not everybody has it, but everybody should.

999
00:55:13,722 --> 00:55:14,776
I need more.

1000
00:55:14,776 --> 00:55:16,863
This but like it's cold.

1001
00:55:18,606 --> 00:55:19,786
Oh.

1002
00:55:20,888 --> 00:55:23,549
There's like nasty hair in my coffee.

1003
00:55:23,549 --> 00:55:24,470
What the heck?

1004
00:55:24,470 --> 00:55:28,212
Oh gosh.

1005
00:55:29,293 --> 00:55:30,414
Thank you all for being here.

1006
00:55:30,414 --> 00:55:32,115
We got we gotta go get things sorted out.

1007
00:55:32,115 --> 00:55:33,416
Well we'll we'll be back.

1008
00:55:33,416 --> 00:55:37,398
I I'm sorry for this the strange dishevelment of the end of this episode.

1009
00:55:37,398 --> 00:55:40,280
Keep peoping it, keep pooping in the free world, own your sting.

1010
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And now, as always, don't forget to flush.