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M Hey, y'all, welcome to
pink shade. It's Mary paid here.
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I've got Aaron with me and we're
going to talk about life after lock up,
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also love after lock up, also
love during lockup. No, we're
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only going to talk about life after
lock up. And Aaron, did you
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finally get to see the love during
lockup commercial with that girl saying on the
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bench with that stupid purse? Did
you see hello? I saw it and
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I was just as ashamed of our
people affently TV as you are. I
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mean I was like, this commercial
is so fucking cheesy. And if you
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guys haven't seen it, it's the
commercial that runs during life after lock up
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where it's it is this cheesy actress
sitting on a bench and she's like I
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just love this guy and he looks
great and orange and Blah, blah,
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blah, and they pant to her
purse and then they pant to the cheesy
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prison guard again. All actors acting, acting very badly, very badly.
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Yeah, and and then they go, oh, that is you know,
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he is in prison. where?
where? And they're like a new season
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of love during lockup. Boom,
boom boom, and I'm like this is
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not how we like things presented.
I need to see clint throwing his phone
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at a prison. I need to
see people being dragged back into their vehicles.
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No, no, no, we
don't condone that, but you know,
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close to it, close. Those
are the kind of preview scenes we
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need for a show to really get
US hooked, not this commercial. It
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was so stupid because they were like
standing on a set that I could have
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created here in my podcast studio with
a green screen. It was like this
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like fake officer going okay, ma'am. It was like these guys. I
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literally literally pulled that girl off the
street, was like you'll do and then
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pulled this guy's like you have a
cop costume, you'll do fine, and
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then they stuck up in front of
a green screen. It's awful. They
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pulled him right out of mall security. Yeah, the whole thing was nuts,
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nuts. Guys. They do not
understand us. Where there're people and
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they don't understand us, and that's
very insulting and we feel personally offended on
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behalf of all of us. Anyway, will we watch it when it comes
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out? Yes, we will.
If we will watch love during lock up,
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and I assume it's going to be
a lot of people sitting across the
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glass from one another, or maybe
I mean are they gonna would a prison
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allow you to film a conjugal visit? No, it'll be they win in
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that, come out and they tell
you about it. or it'll be a
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lot of somebody in their phone.
It's gonna be a lot of calls.
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It's gonna be a lot of uh, you know, phones they're not supposed
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to have in prison. They pull
out of their butt and talk to their
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girlfriend, put put it back in
their butt for nighttime because that's where they
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have to hide them, up in
their butt. You know what it's gonna
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be? It's gonna be seasons,
uh, like one or two through six
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of ninety day fiance Nicole and as
in's love story. It's gonna be her.
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It's gonna be the one girl and
a own and that's going to be
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it. Yeah, or one guy
on the phone, depending, you know.
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Yeah, so, you guys,
we are going to cover that,
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but today we're covering life after lock
up. We want to give a shout
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out to TRICIA. Thank you for
being extra shady. Pink Shade Patreon sponsor.
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Over in the pink shade Patreon as
a reminder, we will be combining
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the pink shade patreon and Hey Bunky
patreons as of January one, but they
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still are separate. We put about
four episodes each on. That made no
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sense. Let me we put out
four episodes on each platform every single month.
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So if you're signed up for the
pink shade Patreon, we do a
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lot of documentaries, we interview other
podcasters, we Um this week I'm talking
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to a Tarot card reader who has
been reaching out to us because she's really
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into housewives and she wants to do
some readings on our favorite housewives and I
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might get my foot in there a
little bit too and find out what,
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what doom and gloom awaits me in
my future. I'm telling you, I'm
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like, don't even want my cards
read, like ship has not been going
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well, but it's okay, it's
going well now, so maybe I do
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want my cards read. That's right
forward and looking forward, looking up.
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But this is the kind of thing
we do over in pink shade Patreon,
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you know, just cover documentaries,
things like that, and then that will
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be combined eventually January one, with
Hey Bunky, which is where we do
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recaps recap after recap after recap,
and we usually recap two shows at a
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time. In one episode we're covering
the Family Chantel and welcome to Plathville right
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now. But we've covered all kinds
of stuff over there and we will continue
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to. I mean on all different
networks. It's usually the second tier things
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that we just can't fit on the
regular podcast. But you know, what
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some consider second tier what we can
consider to be five star television, but
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just just maybe can't put it on
the regular podcast because it's so stupid,
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it's so dumb. I know,
but Plat pill is not. Um,
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I stand by that show. So
do you, and we also have a
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lot of personal chit chat over on
Hay Bunkey. So I just wanted to
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kind of give you guys the lay
of the land, like we always try
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to but never seem to really fully
explain. Well, those are the differences.
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When they're combined, I mean we're
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of relief. People can just go
over there and pick and choose what they
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want. It's gonna be easier.
There's gonna give them the Patreon. That's
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all they want. There's going to
be doubted up breaking news. There's gonna
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be more videos over there. Matter
of fact, you guys, we're gonna
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try it tomorrow. TOMORROW WE'RE gonna
try to record video for fiance. The
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other way, we're gonna do our
recap. We're gonna do a video that'll
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be over on pink shape, Patreon, Um, at the five dollar level,
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just as a, just as a
let's try it out. Let's see
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if these old ladies can make it
work. and Um, here's something else.
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Okay, are you ready for this? This is new and exciting.
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Here on the PODCAST, we have
sounds, guys, we have sounds.
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We moved right into night with our
cassio before. We've got a key tar
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and we're ready to rock. Okay, so here's what we got so far.
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There'll be more, but here's what
we have so far. Okay,
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here we go. I said what
I said. Okay, many leaks.
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We can insert that any time.
That that that. That goes for everything.
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You know, there's lots of recapping
that we do where we need to
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just insert that in. Okay,
now here's another one. We're gonna clip
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this one a little shorter, but
this is an older buddy goody, okay,
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we're gonna clip out with a little
closer, but that was an older
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buddy. These are things that we
just say all the time on the rag
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to each other. We're not we
need the actual original, uh, the
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original Sayer of the words, basically
to be with us, and that that's
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one is Ramona singer. I mean, we got to tell people in case
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they have forgotten. Since then we've
had a we've had a two year plague.
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You know, things have happened.
New York City as a housewives franchise
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has changed dramatically. But that is
Ramota singer, back in the day,
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talking to a Viva Dresser on when
she flew to a trip and she's like,
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I don't need a Zanex, I
just need my husband. I just
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need my husband. I'm a bad
flyer, I just need my husband.
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And then she called and then she
proceeds to call Ramona and Sonya white trash
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and they don't know what it means. You're both white trash, frankly,
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and then they're like white trash?
Do they get out their phone? Is
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are googling it, because I don't
know what that means. I've never been
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called that directly to their face.
Behind their back, for sure. Oh
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my kind of was so bizarre.
Oh, it seems like ages ago.
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Yes, but second clip, amazing. The third clip, here we go
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for me. That's my mm HMM. That wasn't the same one, I
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believe, where she yelled at Alexis
Billina and told her to shut up.
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Jesus jugs. Now, who is
that? That's Tarm Ra Barney. Alright,
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I just I just want to make
sure we're reminding the monkeys of who
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these people are. Yeah, you
guys already know, but you know,
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there might be a few out there. Like I said, who don't?
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Tamra Barney, now, Tamra judge, now here's the best one. God,
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are you creatre? That was when. That was when Sonia was the
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voice of reason and always trying to
calm everybody down. We did a recap
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of that Um, which was,
I think, one of our best episodes
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ever, where we did frame by
frame, we did scary island, and
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that's the regular feed, is it? We put it on the regular feed.
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It's on the regular feed because we
released it as a bonus episode before
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the previous before the first episode of
this year's Rony. Remember, we did
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it like it's a special bonus.
So it's on the regular pink shade feed.
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If you guys want to hear our
frame by frame recap of scary island,
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the whole episode it you know,
go back to, I don't know,
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real march maybe, when Roney was
coming out with the new season,
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and it's on the regular feed.
We've done it for patreon before. That
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is classic, though, because you're
right, Sonya is the voice of reason
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on scary island and watching it back
you can't even believe how many things are
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in that full episode. I mean
we all remember that moment of Bethany yelling
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that, but there is so much
more in that episode that I completely blanked
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out on. Yeah, me too. We're like, Oh my God,
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Romoto was always a monster. Sonya
used to be the voice of reason.
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Bethany was always like, what's going
on? Was the matter? What's what?
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She was always doing that fast talking
like I'm a I'm a chef,
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not a cook. I mean I
don't know if you're a chef or a
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cook. She's like, God,
the Culinary Institute of America shes. Does
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that make you a chef? I
don't know. Yes, actually, it
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does make you a Shof Oh my
God. And then what's her nest with
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the red hair and the scary husband, Simon was doing the photo shoot on
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the beach. Alex mcgordon, Alex
mcgoord, Johan face, Johan face,
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softer, softer. It was so
bizarre, the whole thing. And then
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the technology too, was so old, like Ramona and Sonya had just bought
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their first digital, digital cameras and
we're doing a little photo shoot themselves in
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the bushes and getting like, you
know, thorns up there. Who?
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They've always been the same, it's
just different technology. Okay, we'll do
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the last two. Okay, you
ready? Yeah, so be cool.
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Don't be all like uncool. Why? Why that, when everybody knows that's
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Luan, when the other people had
said, like why are you like having
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drugs and guys here? And she's
like, who cares, be cool,
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it's a girl's trip. Um,
and this was one that I especially requested
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because I say this a lot.
We don't say that, but now we
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said it. Okay, we're now. We said it, and that am,
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of course, Camille Grammar talking about
Um, big lips getting beat up
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by our husband. Oh, Taylor
Armstrong. Yes, yes, that's what
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they were taling about troubling, very
troubling times on Beverly Hills. Not such
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changed. And now we said it, Camille, yea love this. Maybe
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we'll have more throughout the you know, throughout the weeks and months. But
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thank you, producer Ingrid, forgetting
that together for us. And you know,
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we're gonna have to really listen to
this back and make sure that the
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listeners can actually hear all those sound
effects, since we just spent a good,
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I don't know, ten minutes talking
about them, because it might just
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be US laughing and describing them and
just just radio silence. Well, Ingrid
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figured out so on, Hey Bunky, we did that and people thought it
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was great because we made these funny
buttons, which was just like but like
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drums and stuff, and we thought
it was great and we laughed and laughed
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and laughed, and then we realized
that the monkeys could not hear one sound
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that we made. It was just
US laughing about Sam's that weren't there,
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like the voices in our head.
But ING Ingrid went in and goes,
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wait, you have to tell me
if you're using those sounds, because I
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have to there's a whole separate thing
when she's editing it and we didn't tell
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her because we just thought it would
because we don't know, guys, we
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don't know. But no, I'm
going to tell her we use some of
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the buttons so she'll know to incorporate
there's a whole separate thing. You have
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to click and it puts it in. But she didn't know. But I
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loved that. Matt and Jake said
that they did that too, that they
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had buttons and they incorporated them and
then they didn't do that and edit and
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so they were laughing and laughing at
jokes no one could hear. Yeah,
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I was like, okay, it's
not just us. The voices in our
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heads is the best. Yes,
I mean that's truly what it sounded like.
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So hopefully we get this one right
and you guys can hear them all
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and we're gonna have more fun and
we're gonna start video soon and we're gonna
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do sound effects and we are going
to have some more roving reporter inserts from
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our we are girl, Kimberly,
maybe in the next few weeks, for
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love after lock up, life after
lock up. It was requested this week
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but she was too far on location
to Um to submit her report, she
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said. Um, she said she
would try to get on location next week.
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Yeah, great, she'll be out
in the field. She'll be coming
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back. And remember the podcast a
date with dateline is where Kimberly is one
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of the two hosts and she comes. She filled in for two solid months
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on life after lock up. She
loved it, man, we loved it.
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We love her, we love her. So thank you, Kimberly,
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for doing the reports and we'll look
forward to one maybe in the coming weeks.
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All right, I just sounded like
a crazy radio announcer right there.
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Um like and we'll look forward and
back to you, Mary Payne, back
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to you with the studio, Aaron. Um. All right, this week's
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life after lock up was called polly
problems. Okay, so let's just it
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only really refers to one couple.
So I don't know why they met.
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You know, sometimes it refers to
two couples, but this one only Dante
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and his two hands in Nicole Jr. Okay, that's right. Sorry.
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So let's start with Lycey and Shane. And since I've got my new Um
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in, miss a line in,
I got some new ones today because the
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other ones we're not working and I
got some new ones, and so I'm
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really gonna be able to do this, Shuh, because I've got a list.
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All Right, oh no, you
don't. So we start off this
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episode where we left off, which
was was this dumb lie detector stuff.
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And you know, Shane starts by
going like well, she should take the
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polygraph to us. And you know, I'm not holding me secrets, but
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I want to know. She's Lyne
our marriage is based on lies. So
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they got to the lobby and or
screaming at each other and he tells her,
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are you stupid? Does the elevator
not go to the top of your
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brain? Can you imagine h Jane
sitting there, standing there in front of
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you, telling you you're stupid?
The elevator doesn't go the whole way to
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the top? He's he's got again, the Pizza Pie rings under his armpits,
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sweating head to toe, head to
toe. Yeah, and also that's
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not the phrase. It's like,
does the elevator not go to the top
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floor? But he, you know, he got it's okay, he tried.
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He tried, he's tried tying.
He also he sucks and we've heard
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many story about him that you know
we we were not going to go into
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the details. But he's not a
he's not a good guy. Guys not
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a good guy. Not that any
of these people are great people, nor
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are we possibly, but I'm just
saying we're not going to go into the
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stuff that has been reported in different
places, but I know that people are
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looking up things about him and it's
not pleasant. But he is trying to
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say phrases Um. So the producer
asked him, why? Why did you
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come up as lying on that test? He goes, okay, so now
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I wrote all this down together.
This was over a few segments, but
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I wrote it all down together just
so we can really get the gist of
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it. Or not, he says, because I have only fans and I
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don't want people knowing what I'm doing
for money. Now, I hadn't physically
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fucked nobody. Now I will send
a picture of a boy girl video that
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me and lacy have made together and
I might send that to guys and and
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I'll tell them what they want to
hear and create the fantasy land to make
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money and make them happy. That's
what the funk she does and that's what
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I do and that's what she's been
doing her whole life. You know,
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Webb Cam and only fans all that, and she's the one that got me
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into it and made me my only
fans in the first place. Down I
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don't know what's going on, but
she's hiding something if she won't take a
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guy. Damn polygraph. Okay,
so after baby girl, Mary Payne,
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I mean again, once again,
I have to congratulate you. I salute
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you for recapping this particular show and
the words that come out of these people's
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mouths in such vivid detail. When
he said I hadn't physically fucked, nobody,
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not physically fucked. Maybe mentally.
So he says us he goes,
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you know, I could my job
to stay home and help lacy with the
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baby and the kids, and all
that money I have coming in is money
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I can make on the side from
home. And so she sighs. Yeah,
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I mean him talking to men online
and messed my cautions, the things,
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and you know, I think we
need to go to marriage consciling and
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we need to learn everything what kind
of about each other. We need to
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break down the walls. And he's
so he says, yeah, I'll go
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to marriage counseling if she'll take a
polygraph. I was like okay, and
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she's like, okay, how about
that? At the marriage consular says I
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should take a pog off, that
I'll take the polyg so when you are
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you know what the I gotta,
I gotta pull back from the scene a
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little bit, maybe fifty ft,
because the whole time I was watching this
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I was like, when you are
the dude sitting in the passenger seat of
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your girl's truck yelling at her,
this is like a no scrubs moment and
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the sun and the sunflower, you
know with the sunflower seat, fell over.
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Yeah, over your thing. I
mean I was like this couldn't be
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more comical and more just, Um, maybe possibly emasculating even more so than
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it normally is for Jane. You
know, he's emasculated at a regular basis,
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which he deserves, but I'm dying. I'm like, you're you're yelling
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at your husband who's sitting in your
passenger seat and you're standing on the street.
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I mean. So then she says, Um, you know, I've
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been thinking, and maybe this is
a reason I can never let and go,
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because you know, we would get
fucked up together and then I'd get
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on a deeper level with him.
I would tell him other stuff that people
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just don't know. And you know, if Shannon asked me, I would
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tell him that I'm talking to Sean, but he hasn't asked me. Now
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we see John the only place he
ever films, which is in his truck.
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He's driving. He's a order.
He only drives around. He only
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drives around. They see him driving, he's talking, he's filming, he's
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constantly filming. I think this was
all captured, like we thought that last
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season. Yes, in one take, one take where he, they said,
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drove by the restaurant, pretend she's
in there, drive by other places,
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pretend she's in there, and then
later we will put her in those
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places and splice it together. And
so he goes. He tried, he
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you know, says he's trying to
call her and he goes. Likes to
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block my number, and that's what
she does when whoever she's with won't know
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we're seeing each other. So that's
how it's been. I was like wait,
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so as the bat signal to you
that she wants to see you,
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she blocks your number and then then
somehow that's a signal. What? What?
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That makes no sense. And then
you meet up because somebody does send
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up a literal bat single signal of
like a giant ass or something like big
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lips in the sky up here.
Can you hear me? Like, how
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do they possibly find each other?
Oh, maybe on social media, maybe
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this, I don't know. Why
am I trying to figure this out?
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I don't know why am I spending
my time? Okay, continue, all
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right, next week, and that's
what that's with them, thank God.
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Okay. So next we get to
Brittany and Ray. Now this was the
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Fagus of all the FACA scenes in
the world. So she comes in full
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makeup, hair and a lovely like
a black lacey, you know, ninety
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thing, and looks great and she
comes in and she makes herself up Mimosa,
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and he's making breakfast. So much
food, guys, so much food.
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There are pancakes, there is bacon, there are eggs. That are
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so much food. It is a
full breakfast buffet. And let's and let's
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also acknowledge that he is cooking it. Yeah, preparing it he is,
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he is making it, he is
plaiting it, he is doing it all,
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and I'm like, I don't feel
that it's uh, well, you
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know what. It's okay to fight
whenever. But I'm like, you're sitting
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there dressing your full makeup, fighting
with him while he is making you a
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full hearty breakfast. That's okay.
It looked amazing. And then she was
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saying like, Oh um, he
didn't. You don't know how to cook.
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I was like, we've seen him
with the Pasta and the chopping of
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the onions. Yes, he does
so all the time. What does she
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eat before? So he you hear
my dog barking? Sorry again, girl,
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to other adults here. So he
says, yeah, I'M gonna go
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see my cousin who lives right down
the street, and she goes what?
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He goes, yeah, he lives
pretty close by. And she was like,
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I don't understand. So now,
meanwhile, they've got a seventh course
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breakfast and she's like what? I
thought we were gonna spend the day together.
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Now he tells the camera you know, he was on tether in her
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house and now he has a job
and then he just comes right home to
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her and he could actually use a
little space to himself. So she says,
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I don't understand, like why can't
I meet this guy? Why can't
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I go. Why am I not
invited? Does your cousin do drugs?
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Does he have guns? What does
he do? Is He a kingpin?
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Is He a kingpin? I'm like, who writes the script? What wrote
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this script? And also, you're
gonna give him this kind of shade when
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he is to sit in your mother's
literal driveway and he hasn't even invited in
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and you have to do a whole
filming scene which everybody knew you were going
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to film beforehand. They were all
miked up, all set up with lighting,
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and he is not even invited into
your family home until he can prove
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he gets a paycheck for what three
months? So stop this with the cousin
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thing. That's a great point.
When she's like, why am I not
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invited? Why can't I go in? You know he's not invited anywhere.
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That's right. That's a great point. So she says, you know,
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he's just being really shady. You're
being shady. He goes, I'm not,
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I'm not, Blah Blah, Blay, mumble, Mamma, not being
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shady. So he gets dressed and
comes back in and flips the Bacon a
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few more times for show and she
goes like well, I'm not hungry now.
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And I was just like, I
hope you gave all that food to
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the crew, because there was like
enough food for twelve people there and I
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was jealous because I love a big
breakfast and I love a good piece of
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Bacon. And did you see how
perfectly cooked the Bacon was? It was
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perfection. And not everyone does it
exactly how I like it. Do you
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know what I mean? And I
think everybody kind of is the same wheelhouse
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with Bacon actually like it's not blackened, no rubbery parts that in between almost
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brown like almost but not quite.
It has to be super crispy. And
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I pulled out a new pand the
other day that I got from home goods
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and Um, because I have like
a set of like really nice nonstick pans,
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but the one, the big one, we uses the most and it's
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it seems to me it's starting to
get like scraped on the bottom and it
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makes me nervous that I'm like,
you know, just feeding my family like
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straight lead. Absolutely. So I
got a different one at a t fall
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one for like, you know,
twenty dollars at home goods. I was
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like supposed to be for he got
it for twenty. got a deal and
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I like it. But for the
Bacon, it just you're right, it
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doesn't do it right. It keeps
those rubbery pieces and it won't get them.
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So Dave walked up behind me.
I was doing the Bacon and he
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comes up behind me and because like
you gotta gotta push down those rubbery pieces,
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like I know, but now it's
starting to get burned on the other
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pieces, he goes. He's like, it's the Pan, it's the pan.
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I was like, Oh ship,
it's a fancy pan, it doesn't
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work. No Dr Baby Girl,
Mary Payne and Bunky's out there. Many
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of you probably already do it this
way, but you gotta, you gotta
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do the new revolutionary way that came
out, I don't know, twenty years
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ago. You take a piece of
Tinfoil, you put on a baking sheet,
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you lay on Bacon on it at
put it in a in a cold
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oven. You put it in there, you do not no preheating and you
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turn it onto minutes. Check it
at fifteen just in case you might want
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to turn the pan around once.
Perfect, perfect, perfect bacon. You
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put it on a paper towel afterwards. Let a drain whatever you crumble at
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the Tinfoil in the trash done.
No splattering, no funked up stove,
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nothing perfect bacon either, unless my
father along. Then you rench the tinfoil
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and use it again. Oh Um. Well, you know, Mila,
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Mila, are bunky. That's the
chef. She told me one time that
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it's very easy to make bacon in
the Air Fryer, and this is something
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I would be interested in. I
would like to know how to do that.
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Well, you know, maybe we
can. We can talk about that
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more when we discuss Jenny and mother
submit tomorrow with the okay, with the
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whole kitchen scene. We can talk
about different cooking techniques, because Jenny doesn't
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even know how to unscrew a jar
Um, nor how to Um. Understand
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one word concern. Anyway, we
can talk more about that tomorrow. I'll
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get with MELA and find out.
All Right, this has been bacon talk
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with Aaron and Mary Payne. Okay, so her friend, uh, her
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friend, Semetra, comes over and
she is like, oh girl, I
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am so mad, I'm so annoyed. You know, ray went to see
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his cousin and now we want to
answer his calls, and Semetra says,
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you need to stop calling and I
hope you're not being that girl, don't
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she was like of course I am. I'm just like hang up Dal back,
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hang up dial back, and now
I'm texting, and now I'm texting.
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And goes okay, look, don't
do that, don't be that girl.
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And she says his location is not
far from here at all. But
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the problem is it's like, why
wasn't I invited? And you know,
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his cousin hadn't seen him in a
while, so they probably have some hose
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and strippers over there, like a
whole welcome home stripper situation show, as
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Mita goes, yeah, I think
you're right, I bet you're right.
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So you need to go over there, you need to pull up that.
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You can't act gratchet and add a
character and make a fool of yourself.
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Okay, you should go over there, for sure and pull up, but
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don't embarrass yourself. So she's like
fine, after she's been slinging wine,
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she gets in the car to go
find him. I know. And also
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you've already embarrassed yourself by wearing that
little kyle richards sad little jaunty hat backward.
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You know, in your home,
your home. I know. Yeah,
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don't do it. You know they're
just doing it for filming. They
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need something to film. But yeah, no, friend comes in and was
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like Gosh, it's early in the
morning to be drinking wine. Then she
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goes outside to get in her car
and it's like pitch black dark again.
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00:26:42.039 --> 00:26:45.440
Love after lock up. We have
no idea what's going on this. This
407
00:26:45.480 --> 00:26:48.279
is the B team. Over there
the B team, the editing is the
408
00:26:48.400 --> 00:26:52.400
editing B team? Yeah, for
sure, we love them for it,
409
00:26:52.480 --> 00:26:56.839
but it's very confusing. We don't
even try to understand the timelines. Um,
410
00:26:56.880 --> 00:27:00.920
okay, let's go over to John
and Christie on them. So they
411
00:27:00.960 --> 00:27:03.720
are in Decora. It looks like
Deborah, but with the seat Decora.
412
00:27:04.799 --> 00:27:12.920
Yep, Iowa, Idaho, Iowa, Iowa meanstreaks debut close by its wedding
413
00:27:14.000 --> 00:27:17.480
day. So now we see sa
who I don't believe we've seen before,
414
00:27:17.680 --> 00:27:21.759
or maybe we have. She's fifteen
and they're telling her to put her clothes
415
00:27:21.799 --> 00:27:23.920
on. Nobody's clothes seemed to fit
or anybody ever tried it on. It's
416
00:27:23.920 --> 00:27:27.759
just boxes of clothes and see what
fits. And okay, did it look
417
00:27:27.799 --> 00:27:32.920
like? Yeah, John Just went
to a costume company or like a rag
418
00:27:33.039 --> 00:27:36.759
stock or something like that, and
maybe too local. I don't know if
419
00:27:36.839 --> 00:27:40.880
rag stocks are all around the country, but where you buy like just multiple
420
00:27:41.000 --> 00:27:44.240
sequence jackets, throw them in a
box and take them and they're all twenty
421
00:27:44.240 --> 00:27:45.480
bucks each and you get a bunch
of bow ties and throw them in.
422
00:27:47.240 --> 00:27:48.720
This didn't make any sense to him. I mean, obviously no one went
423
00:27:48.799 --> 00:27:52.599
for a fitting except Christie. There
was no no, there was no fitting.
424
00:27:52.039 --> 00:27:53.519
So A, S A, he
says, S A, you start
425
00:27:53.599 --> 00:27:56.079
get your dress on. She says, well, doesn't fit. So then
426
00:27:56.079 --> 00:27:59.559
we see Sarah, who we've seen
before, the eighteen year old daughter.
427
00:27:59.759 --> 00:28:03.559
She comes in and she talks to
John and says, I don't want Essa
428
00:28:03.640 --> 00:28:07.920
to get too close in case Christiana
relapses. And she was like, you
429
00:28:07.920 --> 00:28:11.680
don't even listen to my concerns.
And then she tells the camera. You
430
00:28:11.680 --> 00:28:15.359
know, he always makes bad decisions
with relationships. I mean you guys,
431
00:28:15.359 --> 00:28:17.759
they've been married at this point at
least two years. So I mean you
432
00:28:17.799 --> 00:28:21.039
know, so, I know.
I know. This is all you know
433
00:28:21.079 --> 00:28:22.839
what this costume thing was reminding me
of. I just have to put this
434
00:28:22.880 --> 00:28:26.240
in there. It's running through my
head right now, as things do,
435
00:28:26.079 --> 00:28:34.240
Um my I think, was my
second grade baton recital. Jazz tap gymnastics.
436
00:28:34.319 --> 00:28:37.119
It seems to me that would be
frowned upon in your church. Oh,
437
00:28:37.440 --> 00:28:41.720
Oh, I think we were kind
of rebels for going to, you
438
00:28:41.759 --> 00:28:45.759
know, the old class secular dancing, secular dancing. Yeah, because I'm
439
00:28:45.759 --> 00:28:49.880
gonna tell you what. My my
baton routine was to George Michael's wake me
440
00:28:49.960 --> 00:28:52.640
up before you go, go,
and it was intense. It was an
441
00:28:52.680 --> 00:29:02.039
intense baton routine. You guys,
it's pretty it's pretty fascinating. Wed We
442
00:29:02.079 --> 00:29:03.960
heard that come on, our hearts
would like we would have heart attacks.
443
00:29:04.000 --> 00:29:08.720
It was like what? But they
would just throw costumes in a pile because
444
00:29:08.759 --> 00:29:11.519
it was like some Jank Yass.
Yeah, I don't even know what I
445
00:29:11.559 --> 00:29:15.079
went to and they would just and
you'd be it would be just a free
446
00:29:15.119 --> 00:29:18.039
for all, like try to get
your size, throw on a glitter vest,
447
00:29:18.440 --> 00:29:22.799
put on a hat, grab your
baton and go. That's exactly the
448
00:29:22.880 --> 00:29:26.319
scene going on in John and Christianna's
back room of their wedding right now.
449
00:29:26.400 --> 00:29:32.119
Yes, yes, my second grade
recital to George Michael, yes, times.
450
00:29:32.960 --> 00:29:34.440
Um, okay, so he says. You know, I've never been
451
00:29:34.480 --> 00:29:37.920
lucky in love. I was married
four times. I had two other engagements,
452
00:29:38.039 --> 00:29:41.559
but I just can't spend my life
dwelling on the BS of the past.
453
00:29:42.160 --> 00:29:47.160
Now, meanwhile, mother Tammy is
just balling crying in the hall.
454
00:29:47.559 --> 00:29:49.720
So christianna comes upon her with her
wedding dress. Hey Mom, how's it?
455
00:29:49.920 --> 00:29:52.920
What, mom, wh are you
crying? And Mom says, I
456
00:29:52.960 --> 00:29:57.519
wanted to work out with Youtube,
but I have my doubts and there's a
457
00:29:57.599 --> 00:30:02.640
lot I have to deal with in
the real world and a lot going on
458
00:30:02.680 --> 00:30:07.200
out there and I worry you're gonna
relapse. And someone stole my oxygen tank
459
00:30:07.599 --> 00:30:10.160
last week. When he gets out
of the car, he goes, okay,
460
00:30:10.200 --> 00:30:12.759
do we have everything? Oxygen Tank, pile of clothes or he says,
461
00:30:12.799 --> 00:30:17.119
Oxygen Tank, where is it?
But he didn't take it to her,
462
00:30:17.279 --> 00:30:21.119
he just like left it on the
street. So she says, she
463
00:30:21.279 --> 00:30:26.559
tells us that they're blowing up balloons
with it. She says, Um,
464
00:30:26.680 --> 00:30:30.720
you know, I've never wanted it
so much. I've never wanted sobriety so
465
00:30:30.799 --> 00:30:33.400
much now. She did say this
before, but that's okay. We give
466
00:30:33.400 --> 00:30:37.799
her grace and mom is bawling crying
and says was a good mother to you,
467
00:30:37.680 --> 00:30:41.000
it says, yes, mom,
of course you were. We always
468
00:30:41.000 --> 00:30:44.279
have Christmas, we always have birthday
parties, we always have food on the
469
00:30:44.279 --> 00:30:48.720
table. And tammy cries about the
demons have gotten Tara and Christianna says,
470
00:30:51.079 --> 00:30:55.920
Christian that was scary. Christianna says, you know, Tara will stop when
471
00:30:55.920 --> 00:30:59.079
she wants to stop and when he
gets bad enough she'll stop and we just
472
00:30:59.119 --> 00:31:02.039
have to hope it's before it's too
late. And they're like, we really
473
00:31:02.079 --> 00:31:04.799
hope Darre's going to show up today. Now I guess the undercurrent here is
474
00:31:04.799 --> 00:31:08.640
that John has threatened terror with an
inch of her life about not showing up.
475
00:31:08.680 --> 00:31:11.759
But I guess what we're to presume
is gonna happen is she's gonna run
476
00:31:11.799 --> 00:31:17.119
in graduate style at the end and
be like sister and object, because we've
477
00:31:17.119 --> 00:31:22.200
heard that. We've heard that Um
clip that somebody screams sister, sister,
478
00:31:22.920 --> 00:31:29.039
sister. It's very strange, though, because I guess they're trying to pretend
479
00:31:29.039 --> 00:31:32.519
this is the dramatic irony of it
all that underneath, yeah, John has
480
00:31:32.559 --> 00:31:36.079
told her don't come. He's done
his side of the road threat, but
481
00:31:36.160 --> 00:31:40.319
he's never told Christiana this or the
mother. But that's very sad if he's
482
00:31:40.440 --> 00:31:47.880
letting mom Tammy cry her eyes out
without her oxygen tank, about Tara potentially
483
00:31:47.920 --> 00:31:51.559
just not coming because she's being irresponsible
and stuff, like he is. I
484
00:31:51.559 --> 00:31:53.279
don't know, I don't quite I
don't quite believe any of this. I
485
00:31:53.319 --> 00:31:59.880
don't think he would risk anyone's sobriety
or anything. As dumb as he is
486
00:32:00.039 --> 00:32:02.160
and as, yeah, weird as
he is in his Freddy Krueger Obsession,
487
00:32:04.279 --> 00:32:07.279
I don't think he would go that
far. So there's something weird about all
488
00:32:07.279 --> 00:32:09.680
of this. I don't know.
Mom's tears are real, though, Oh
489
00:32:09.759 --> 00:32:14.119
yeah, Oh yeah, that that
crime in the hall. So and her
490
00:32:14.160 --> 00:32:20.640
makeup is real. Oh, girls
and boys, I'm just gonna say when
491
00:32:20.640 --> 00:32:28.400
you're into Cora Idaho, Iowa,
Iowa, maybe don't get the local makeup
492
00:32:28.480 --> 00:32:31.039
artists. This is cheap, because
maybe there's other ones that you could bring
493
00:32:31.079 --> 00:32:36.759
over from Dubuque. Okay, so
what's beyond John's air quote brother, because
494
00:32:36.759 --> 00:32:39.640
he's not really his brother? Cordell
arrives. John has told us this is
495
00:32:39.640 --> 00:32:44.200
not actually his brother. He just
says he's his brother. So he arrives
496
00:32:44.400 --> 00:32:47.000
and is handed as sparkly tucks.
Here you go. Maybe it fits,
497
00:32:47.119 --> 00:32:52.640
maybe it doesn't. Is he the
one with like the half Pony Man Bun?
498
00:32:52.880 --> 00:32:54.920
Yeah, blind clips, no real
relation. He just called him his
499
00:32:54.960 --> 00:33:00.680
brother and carry his elder in the
tribe is also just handed, sparkly tucks
500
00:33:00.759 --> 00:33:01.839
him. was like, I've done
work trade. See if the other one
501
00:33:01.920 --> 00:33:06.519
fit you, Joe, I said, no one has any idea. If
502
00:33:06.519 --> 00:33:07.960
you knew, the clothes will fit. It's just a grab bag. So
503
00:33:08.640 --> 00:33:15.279
it's a recital. Now Christiana's son
Dethan arrives. She just calls him D
504
00:33:15.440 --> 00:33:19.440
but I'm not really sure what was
happening when they chose the name Dethan,
505
00:33:19.920 --> 00:33:23.759
because it's Ethan with the D.
Yeah, and the D is not silent
506
00:33:23.920 --> 00:33:28.599
in this case, and it's troubling. I don't know. It's a it's
507
00:33:28.640 --> 00:33:30.480
the least of their worries. Okay, all right, that's a great point.
508
00:33:30.480 --> 00:33:35.039
That's a great point. So he
arrives. Um, now she's thirty
509
00:33:35.079 --> 00:33:37.000
six and he's twenty. So she
did have him when she was sixteen and
510
00:33:37.039 --> 00:33:39.880
we know that. You know she's
had a long, hard road. And
511
00:33:39.960 --> 00:33:43.119
he said, as he's walking up, he says, I haven't seen my
512
00:33:43.160 --> 00:33:45.680
mom a two and a half years
and I'm like super nervous, and she's
513
00:33:45.680 --> 00:33:51.440
sitting there in her t shirt and
underwear getting her makeup done, and she
514
00:33:51.599 --> 00:33:52.880
jumps up to hug him in her
t shirt and underwear. Now he has
515
00:33:52.920 --> 00:33:55.240
to see his mom in two and
a half years and she greets him in
516
00:33:55.319 --> 00:34:01.200
her spanks. I was like what? They were not even spanks. I
517
00:34:01.200 --> 00:34:07.359
think they were hands. They were
Haynes her way control top panties. I
518
00:34:07.400 --> 00:34:10.400
don't know. I think they were
Haynes his way. It stopped me,
519
00:34:12.320 --> 00:34:21.760
I'm telling you, if he's underwear, that is I had to do it.
520
00:34:22.000 --> 00:34:23.760
I had to do it. I'm
sorry, this is more of like
521
00:34:23.800 --> 00:34:29.159
I said. What I said.
Yeah, I'm gonna get come. Came
522
00:34:29.280 --> 00:34:31.840
for with that, but I swear
to God they could not have been like,
523
00:34:32.360 --> 00:34:37.800
I mean less flattering. And guess
what, we all have the unflattering
524
00:34:37.880 --> 00:34:40.039
kind. But I heard, heard, I'm not saying. I'm not saying
525
00:34:40.079 --> 00:34:44.119
I would look any better in my
hanes her way. I wouldn't. Name
526
00:34:44.280 --> 00:34:46.679
wouldn't look any better, but I
would have at least wrapped a towel around
527
00:34:46.719 --> 00:34:52.119
my waist or something. But so
she jumps up to hug him and she
528
00:34:52.239 --> 00:34:55.159
says, you know, she's hugging
him and she says this is the first
529
00:34:55.199 --> 00:35:00.400
time that he has seen her clean
in eighteen years and he's very, very
530
00:35:00.440 --> 00:35:06.920
sweet and she's very emotional and you
know she has such a flat affect.
531
00:35:07.119 --> 00:35:13.159
I do believe that. You know, she they've given her something, because
532
00:35:13.159 --> 00:35:15.079
she has such a flat affect.
You know, she really has a hard
533
00:35:15.159 --> 00:35:20.679
understand that digging up the emotion and
but she looks at him and she cries
534
00:35:20.719 --> 00:35:22.920
and she doesn't want to make because
we're makeup and he helps her put her
535
00:35:23.000 --> 00:35:28.840
dress on and she apologizes and says, I know I haven't been great and
536
00:35:29.159 --> 00:35:30.239
I know I've said I was going
to get better and then I haven't.
537
00:35:30.480 --> 00:35:35.480
I know I've made mistakes. All
I could do is work on today.
538
00:35:35.840 --> 00:35:37.199
And he says, I understand,
I appreciate you saying that, and then
539
00:35:37.239 --> 00:35:40.000
she cries some more. So that
was good. She didn't ever mess are
540
00:35:40.079 --> 00:35:44.880
on yet. That was good.
It was very touching and also very strange
541
00:35:44.920 --> 00:35:47.400
and very love after lock up all
at the same time. Yeah, Hey,
542
00:35:47.440 --> 00:35:51.119
I haven't seen you in three years. Here's my ass when you helped
543
00:35:51.159 --> 00:35:54.039
me sup on my dress. Yeah, I gotta Tell You, you're I
544
00:35:54.119 --> 00:35:58.880
know not great for podcasting right now
because it's a listening medium, but you're
545
00:35:58.880 --> 00:36:04.000
waving your arms around. There is
a fat fucking fly in this kind of
546
00:36:04.039 --> 00:36:07.960
has been eating, eating spiders or
whatever. I don't know. If no
547
00:36:07.119 --> 00:36:10.320
spiders eat the fly, this fly
has been eating. Well, maybe he's
548
00:36:10.360 --> 00:36:14.599
been eating off of our actual plates
and we haven't been seeing him because he
549
00:36:14.760 --> 00:36:17.440
is the fattest fly. He's been
in here for almost twenty four hours now.
550
00:36:17.440 --> 00:36:21.440
And they're so loud, they bump
into stuff, they're so loud,
551
00:36:21.480 --> 00:36:25.360
they bump into things and you hear
like a like it's Gross, Oh my
552
00:36:25.400 --> 00:36:29.519
God, and it's around me.
It's probably smelling my pits, sweating.
553
00:36:29.760 --> 00:36:34.440
I mean, I'm telling you,
it's this fly and I are like squid
554
00:36:34.440 --> 00:36:37.920
game against each other right now.
Only one of us is going to survive
555
00:36:37.079 --> 00:36:39.760
and it might not be me.
So if you see me waving around,
556
00:36:39.800 --> 00:36:42.880
Mary Payne, I'm so I didn't
know if you were just trying to say,
557
00:36:42.880 --> 00:36:45.960
Hey, I was like for podcasting
now time I'm not. It goes
558
00:36:46.000 --> 00:36:52.280
like this, like legit Um.
Now, if this is the case in
559
00:36:52.360 --> 00:36:54.559
my house, and I said that
to us, when you go, this
560
00:36:54.599 --> 00:36:58.320
is what happens when you leave the
door open. Shut up. I just
561
00:36:58.360 --> 00:37:01.920
saw it go by and it did
look like a small helicopter. Oh my
562
00:37:02.000 --> 00:37:06.360
God, it's huge. I just
saw go by and we are. We
563
00:37:06.400 --> 00:37:08.719
are in S D, not HD, on this video, and I saw
564
00:37:08.760 --> 00:37:12.400
that should go by. Imagine if
it was HD. would be like I'd
565
00:37:12.440 --> 00:37:15.800
be terrified. It'd be like coming
at me like a three D movie.
566
00:37:15.679 --> 00:37:22.199
Be like hello, Mary Payne.
Oh my God. Alright, so throw,
567
00:37:22.400 --> 00:37:25.079
throw it like a Turkey or something
outside. It'll head that way like
568
00:37:25.159 --> 00:37:29.639
you do with the dog. I'm
getting the swater. Go on to our
569
00:37:29.679 --> 00:37:31.960
next we're going on for the next
scene. Alright. So it's just the
570
00:37:32.039 --> 00:37:36.360
end of the scene and she calls
to Christianna, calls Tera and gets all
571
00:37:36.400 --> 00:37:42.159
mad at her and mom says Um
Tera should have been here. And they
572
00:37:42.199 --> 00:37:45.639
put Deethan in the sparkly Tucks,
which I guess is uh. He pulled
573
00:37:45.639 --> 00:37:46.800
that from the bottom of the pile
and did not look like it fit.
574
00:37:47.639 --> 00:37:52.320
Oh my God. All right,
he pulled the one out that was remaining.
575
00:37:52.360 --> 00:37:55.039
That sucks when you're the last to
get their last one. He's should
576
00:37:55.039 --> 00:38:00.360
have fit carry. But if it's
dean and Deepan is a solid seven is
577
00:38:00.440 --> 00:38:05.079
just taller than carry and absolutely just
at dinner. Odn't drive him there in
578
00:38:05.159 --> 00:38:07.199
time. He didn't get there in
time for the baton recital. That's my
579
00:38:07.239 --> 00:38:09.960
God, that's so funny. Okay, all right, now we go on.
580
00:38:10.039 --> 00:38:13.039
Let's see. Do we want to
do them? Let's see. Let's
581
00:38:13.039 --> 00:38:15.599
go on. Let's go on to
the ante and what we're going to safe
582
00:38:15.599 --> 00:38:20.400
stand and what's her nuts for last. Okay, let's go onto the throttle
583
00:38:20.519 --> 00:38:27.880
that is Ante Tia and Nicole Sr
this is the worst threes company episode ever.
584
00:38:28.960 --> 00:38:32.119
So they're coming. SNORT at my
door. I'm a snort at my
585
00:38:32.199 --> 00:38:40.440
door, rub some ship on the
way. It's so I can't help it.
586
00:38:40.800 --> 00:38:44.719
I can't help it. You are
loving these buttons and we're going to
587
00:38:44.760 --> 00:38:47.719
be like stop. Okay, I
am logged in as Tia the tod eater,
588
00:38:49.039 --> 00:38:52.440
because she was eating what looked to
be like some loaded tator todd.
589
00:38:52.519 --> 00:38:55.760
Oh God, that looks so good
that with a sour cream on top,
590
00:38:57.239 --> 00:39:00.039
with a vengeance. She was eating
him with a vengeance, like like angry
591
00:39:00.079 --> 00:39:05.320
tot Eaton m yeah, M Hmm. Sorry, I had to accept my
592
00:39:05.400 --> 00:39:08.159
coffee. Okay, so I'm just
looking for the fly. They're gonna you
593
00:39:08.199 --> 00:39:10.719
guys, while I was talking,
Aaron got up and went in the other
594
00:39:10.760 --> 00:39:14.480
room and came back with the fly
swatter. I'm not kidding. This is
595
00:39:14.559 --> 00:39:17.440
not good for podcasting, but man, it's funny for me. All right,
596
00:39:19.679 --> 00:39:23.480
so they're gonna go sit and talk
to me about a possible UH polly
597
00:39:23.599 --> 00:39:30.199
relationship. Okay, so tia asked
Nicole, do you have feelings for him?
598
00:39:30.239 --> 00:39:34.440
And she goes no, my feelings
for you are real and strong and
599
00:39:34.480 --> 00:39:38.079
thank you for being here and being
respectful. So Tia says. I'm all.
600
00:39:38.159 --> 00:39:42.519
Let Nicole played this game and then
when she stacks up some money,
601
00:39:42.599 --> 00:39:45.079
she can end it with him,
or I'll end it with her. Tia
602
00:39:45.199 --> 00:39:51.679
is becoming more and more scarface as
these episodes are going. First we thought
603
00:39:51.719 --> 00:39:53.960
she was like Justin Bieber, like
Hey, girl, I've only got eyes
604
00:39:53.960 --> 00:39:57.360
for you, girl, I love
you, girl, but now she was
605
00:39:57.400 --> 00:40:00.320
like she could stack some money and
they were sucking out of here, like
606
00:40:00.480 --> 00:40:02.280
now, now, now I'm scared
of her. Okay, I feel like
607
00:40:02.320 --> 00:40:06.800
her tattoos are like going to grow
together and meeting her chin, because I
608
00:40:06.800 --> 00:40:08.559
feel like those are getting bigger too. But I think I'm just noticing them
609
00:40:08.559 --> 00:40:13.880
more. They are very, very
distracting, and you did notice this week
610
00:40:13.920 --> 00:40:16.239
and I posted on our instagram and
got so many notes people saying like,
611
00:40:16.280 --> 00:40:20.039
how do you notice this stuff?
This is why we listen to you,
612
00:40:20.039 --> 00:40:22.079
you know these details. I was
like, how did y'all not notice the
613
00:40:22.199 --> 00:40:27.719
giant Tattoo of the Word Crystal with
the k all the way across her neck
614
00:40:27.760 --> 00:40:30.559
with a bunch of hearts around it? Now, is that not upsetting to
615
00:40:30.639 --> 00:40:36.719
Nicole senior to have another girl's name
just like all the way across? Nicole
616
00:40:36.800 --> 00:40:40.320
senior isn't even present. Her body
is there, the rest of her is
617
00:40:40.320 --> 00:40:45.320
not. And I am really yeah, I'm really concerned. Tia is way
618
00:40:45.360 --> 00:40:49.320
more present than Nicole is, than
Nicole senior is at every single interaction.
619
00:40:49.679 --> 00:40:52.960
Well, we get towards the end
and she shows that's how she's talking,
620
00:40:53.159 --> 00:40:58.360
but at the beginning, at the
beginning, she's up pretty clear and so
621
00:40:58.519 --> 00:41:01.639
all right. So deonte said,
uh, you know, I think she
622
00:41:01.760 --> 00:41:07.519
called me because she realized she's making
a mistake and uh, you know,
623
00:41:07.599 --> 00:41:10.159
I can't imagine being intimate with the
both of them. You know, Nicole
624
00:41:10.360 --> 00:41:14.960
obviously. I don't know. Maybe
Tia looks good with their clothes off.
625
00:41:15.079 --> 00:41:16.440
I don't know. I was like, Oh, Deonte, I bet you
626
00:41:16.480 --> 00:41:20.199
don't look so great with your clothes
also. Shut up. All right,
627
00:41:21.599 --> 00:41:24.079
go into the link, get Nicole
Jr, get busy, get get,
628
00:41:24.079 --> 00:41:30.320
get back on it. So he
sits down with the ladies and he says,
629
00:41:30.920 --> 00:41:36.000
Why am I here? And Tia
says, like the Godfather, you're
630
00:41:36.000 --> 00:41:40.559
here to discuss the relationship and this
is not what I want, but there
631
00:41:40.559 --> 00:41:44.199
will come a time when you will
owe me a favor. And I support
632
00:41:44.239 --> 00:41:49.679
her. And he says, listen, I want to be a part of
633
00:41:49.760 --> 00:41:52.559
Nicole's life as much as you do. And she goes, I doubt that.
634
00:41:52.880 --> 00:41:54.639
And he says, this is out
of my comfort zone. I mean,
635
00:41:54.960 --> 00:41:59.440
you look like a guy, so
that's weird for me. Jesus Christ
636
00:42:00.199 --> 00:42:05.280
nate, you know, this guy
only has two brain cells repping together right
637
00:42:05.320 --> 00:42:08.320
up there in the head. So
he is just yeah, it goes,
638
00:42:08.440 --> 00:42:12.000
it goes south after this, but
this is the beginning of the end.
639
00:42:12.559 --> 00:42:15.880
And Tia says, you know what, I've had many men who want to
640
00:42:15.880 --> 00:42:17.559
be with me because I look like
a guy. And he goes, for
641
00:42:17.639 --> 00:42:27.000
Real, and she says, she
says, she says, I don't want
642
00:42:27.960 --> 00:42:30.320
she says, I don't want to
be with you and you don't want to
643
00:42:30.320 --> 00:42:34.239
be with me, and it's taken
everything in me to be called cool and
644
00:42:34.280 --> 00:42:37.360
collected, and maybe for you too, so we don't have to fight.
645
00:42:37.599 --> 00:42:40.639
At the end of the day,
it's about her. And donate says,
646
00:42:40.760 --> 00:42:45.400
you know, we could just be
a threesome and maybe just hang out together.
647
00:42:45.559 --> 00:42:47.159
And meanwhile, before he can get
together, out she goes. No,
648
00:42:47.960 --> 00:42:55.840
I know. And Nicole, because
now she's pissed out because he and
649
00:42:55.920 --> 00:43:00.519
Nicole says, listen, uh,
you know, I I don't know what
650
00:43:00.559 --> 00:43:02.920
he's taking this polly relationship is supposed
to be like. It's just like you
651
00:43:02.960 --> 00:43:07.159
go out with us and give us
money, type of relationship. And Dante,
652
00:43:07.199 --> 00:43:10.800
of course, goes now I'm trying
to be nice to you girl,
653
00:43:12.039 --> 00:43:15.360
to Tia, and you're just throwing
jabs, and Tia goes fuck off,
654
00:43:15.480 --> 00:43:19.880
fuck you, and he goes,
I'm a marine now, you don't scare
655
00:43:19.960 --> 00:43:22.800
me, and he stands up.
Okay, he's on a marine. Since
656
00:43:22.840 --> 00:43:25.880
when? No, he he's told
us that from the beginning. He's a
657
00:43:25.880 --> 00:43:30.559
marine. We've seen pictures, pictures
of him in his uniform, with his
658
00:43:30.840 --> 00:43:34.320
sad teeth and it sats my going
who right at the camera, but in
659
00:43:34.320 --> 00:43:37.960
a marine uniform. All right,
this man is a marine. How?
660
00:43:38.159 --> 00:43:42.840
I'm okay, I went completely brain
dead on that. I donate on that
661
00:43:42.880 --> 00:43:46.519
one because I have no, no
memory. How did he how did he
662
00:43:46.719 --> 00:43:52.119
make it through all of marine training? Come on, the only saving grace
663
00:43:52.320 --> 00:43:55.679
on donate that I can give him
is that he is in real life friends
664
00:43:55.679 --> 00:44:00.480
with Rachel from Rachel and Douggie,
and she seems very bright. So I
665
00:44:00.559 --> 00:44:05.480
have to assume there's something there that's
a little actory, or she wouldn't actually
666
00:44:05.480 --> 00:44:08.360
like be friendly with him. Oh
Man, okay, all right, that's
667
00:44:08.360 --> 00:44:12.159
all I know. I can't picture
it. All right, he's a marine.
668
00:44:12.199 --> 00:44:15.679
He's a marine. So, uh, Nicole gets all worked up and
669
00:44:15.679 --> 00:44:20.360
starts violently shaking and crying. Now
Tia and Deonta are hurling fuck you,
670
00:44:20.400 --> 00:44:23.559
funk off, fuck you all over
the place and Nicole is shaking and crying.
671
00:44:23.559 --> 00:44:27.840
It's like stop, stop, stop, I'm gonna have to leave.
672
00:44:28.000 --> 00:44:31.800
Stop, and Deante says, you
know, seeing Tia get upset, I
673
00:44:31.880 --> 00:44:36.599
get a six satisfaction out of that. And you know, Nicole Kitty would
674
00:44:36.639 --> 00:44:39.079
look me in the eye so I
think she loves me and she don't have
675
00:44:39.159 --> 00:44:43.440
to say it. I can see
it, and Tia can see it and
676
00:44:43.559 --> 00:44:45.119
she don't like it. Okay,
the reason she can't look you in the
677
00:44:45.119 --> 00:44:49.840
eye is she is so cracked out
of her brain that she can't she can't
678
00:44:49.880 --> 00:44:53.760
focus her eyes. Okay, that's
just what I think. That's what can
679
00:44:53.800 --> 00:45:00.960
you imagine the onlookers of this trash
ratchet situation? You See? You see
680
00:45:00.159 --> 00:45:06.639
machine gun Kelly Justin Bieber fighting with
the likes of donate over a girl in
681
00:45:06.679 --> 00:45:09.920
the middle who's totally out of it
and looks herself like she needs to be
682
00:45:10.000 --> 00:45:14.599
wheeled off and given an Ivy.
Did you see the guy in the background
683
00:45:14.599 --> 00:45:16.639
trying to be on camera? So
whenever they did a shot of Nicole and
684
00:45:16.679 --> 00:45:20.559
Tia, there was a guy standing
on the street behind him like waving his
685
00:45:20.719 --> 00:45:23.320
arms like Hey, I'm on camera, like he was on the today show,
686
00:45:23.519 --> 00:45:28.480
like look at me. So man, I got three yeah, hilarious.
687
00:45:29.760 --> 00:45:32.639
Yeah, that would be us,
that would be oh totally. So
688
00:45:32.920 --> 00:45:37.159
Nicole says, you know, she
don't even want to be here, and
689
00:45:37.239 --> 00:45:38.679
you were just like fuck you and
fuck you, and you have to stop,
690
00:45:39.159 --> 00:45:42.599
Danta. You have to stop like
I need to talk to the waitress.
691
00:45:42.599 --> 00:45:45.159
Can you please bring me to double
shots to Henessey out here at s
692
00:45:45.159 --> 00:45:49.960
a P. Thank you. Oh
My god, crying to the waitress inside.
693
00:45:50.079 --> 00:45:52.400
Yeah, is that? Is that? I need two double shots to
694
00:45:52.440 --> 00:45:57.480
Hennessy. So Dante says to Tia, what we're gonna do here, man,
695
00:45:57.880 --> 00:46:00.599
and Tia says, listen, I
don't been and you took that the
696
00:46:00.599 --> 00:46:04.960
wrong way and that is what it
is. And he goes, okay,
697
00:46:05.000 --> 00:46:07.480
you took it the wrong way and
I didn't mean to come after you like
698
00:46:07.559 --> 00:46:10.559
that. I disrespected you and I
apologized, and she goes, I don't
699
00:46:10.599 --> 00:46:16.519
accept your apology because she disrespected me. I am the Godfather. So then
700
00:46:16.639 --> 00:46:20.440
now, after the two double shots
to Hennessey, which obviously they took him
701
00:46:20.440 --> 00:46:24.440
did not give to a deante tea
slurriing Lee says us I don't care,
702
00:46:24.559 --> 00:46:28.519
he's a marine and M m a
fire, cry fire, I don't care
703
00:46:28.519 --> 00:46:30.280
it I mean nothing to me.
Like no, nobody's coming in between men
704
00:46:30.239 --> 00:46:34.880
and a goal. I had to
rewind that six times to even get that.
705
00:46:34.880 --> 00:46:37.400
That's what she said. I know
I need some words because you couldn't
706
00:46:37.440 --> 00:46:40.559
understand her well. To be fair, she missed some words too, exactly.
707
00:46:42.000 --> 00:46:46.320
So deonte walks away and Nicole cries
and she's just bouncing, bouncing mountain,
708
00:46:46.360 --> 00:46:50.039
bouncing her legs, bouncing her whole
body, bouncing mountain, mountain,
709
00:46:50.400 --> 00:46:52.639
and she she says, where did
he go? And Sia gets in her
710
00:46:52.639 --> 00:46:55.760
face. He goes. I can
tell you, I guess Zero Fox,
711
00:46:57.119 --> 00:47:00.480
I love you so much, but
you don't need to be sitting her crying.
712
00:47:00.920 --> 00:47:02.639
And if I didn't show my ass
and act ignorant, then you don't
713
00:47:02.679 --> 00:47:07.400
need to be crying. Now that
we get a very, very upsetting talking
714
00:47:07.440 --> 00:47:12.280
head where the two of them,
Tia and Nicole, are sitting in matching
715
00:47:12.360 --> 00:47:16.800
sweatshirt Jean Jackets and Nicole cries and
she's crying and crying. It says every
716
00:47:16.880 --> 00:47:22.480
time we get an argument. She's
as she's leaving, and Tia, whose
717
00:47:22.519 --> 00:47:27.360
face has gone full splotch, says
you are so stupid and this is so
718
00:47:27.559 --> 00:47:31.559
childish and gets up and walks away. God that. And then and then
719
00:47:31.599 --> 00:47:35.039
at the same time, when it
when it aired, or maybe it was
720
00:47:35.079 --> 00:47:37.639
just last night, because you posted
it on the Graham, didn't you?
721
00:47:37.960 --> 00:47:43.920
At pink shade pod follow us on
Instagram it was a picture of Tia and
722
00:47:44.280 --> 00:47:50.960
Nicole senr in a heavy, heavy
filter situation. That you oh, I
723
00:47:51.000 --> 00:47:52.800
thought it was the damn fly.
I was like he's coming for me.
724
00:47:53.039 --> 00:47:54.920
That was my phone. It was
telling me to eat, go ahead,
725
00:47:55.559 --> 00:48:00.719
the resupply, like on my neck. So what would I say? Oh,
726
00:48:00.719 --> 00:48:04.519
they posted that picture. Didn't you
see it? Maybe it's because we
727
00:48:04.559 --> 00:48:07.480
follow them. You didn't post it. I didn't post what was them getting
728
00:48:07.519 --> 00:48:09.679
engaged or married or whatever, but
it was like some happy thing and they
729
00:48:09.719 --> 00:48:13.760
had like their faces filtered. I
was like, Oh God, they do
730
00:48:13.800 --> 00:48:15.880
a lot of it. You know, they do a lot of face filtering.
731
00:48:15.360 --> 00:48:20.360
They still together, all right.
So let's go onto our favorite now.
732
00:48:20.400 --> 00:48:24.119
I will say I did post some
pretty epic pictures of Stan and Lisa.
733
00:48:24.280 --> 00:48:27.800
Just a lot of Lisa do a
gym from the office looking right at
734
00:48:27.800 --> 00:48:31.440
the camera and a lot of Stam
peering out the window. And there was
735
00:48:31.519 --> 00:48:37.239
a life after lock up, like
official Um Instagram Post that said caption this
736
00:48:37.400 --> 00:48:43.400
and it's stand looking out the window, and someone tagged us and said,
737
00:48:43.480 --> 00:48:47.760
like pink shade pod would say,
Um, here stand ready to settle down
738
00:48:47.760 --> 00:48:52.119
before his night terror, which was
a joke. I made a while back,
739
00:48:52.639 --> 00:48:57.079
um, but I was like,
Oh, okay, maybe we're gonna
740
00:48:57.119 --> 00:49:00.119
get a little attention from life after
lock up with their funny quips about and
741
00:49:00.280 --> 00:49:05.000
in his night terrors. Yes,
it's like stand getting ready to settle in
742
00:49:05.039 --> 00:49:07.480
before his night terror. Okay,
all right, Stan Lisa, before he
743
00:49:07.519 --> 00:49:13.960
takes off his compression socks with his
special tool, with his uh gray,
744
00:49:14.199 --> 00:49:17.559
used to be white, banana hammock. All Right, stand, we can
745
00:49:17.639 --> 00:49:22.199
go all day. All right,
stand in, Lisa. So she so
746
00:49:22.320 --> 00:49:25.480
stand gets home from, you know, sitting at the graveside or wherever he
747
00:49:25.639 --> 00:49:30.440
was and saying you baby, in
his car with the catfish, which is
748
00:49:30.519 --> 00:49:36.159
Lisa. Never Forget Jasmine Fortella and
Um, which is Lisa, still looking
749
00:49:36.159 --> 00:49:38.360
at the producers and being like okay, I gotta go downstairs now. He's
750
00:49:38.440 --> 00:49:43.880
home by like again. The third
character in this is this camera crew.
751
00:49:44.199 --> 00:49:46.400
Yeah, it's it's amazing. She's
not given up on this either. They've
752
00:49:46.400 --> 00:49:50.159
probably told her you need to stop
looking directly the camera. She's like fuck
753
00:49:50.280 --> 00:49:52.719
that, I want everybody at home
to know that I'm onto this guy.
754
00:49:52.760 --> 00:49:58.360
So she looks right at the camera
when he says he's got flowers, and
755
00:49:58.360 --> 00:50:01.159
she looks try. The camera goes
all right from the office and she says,
756
00:50:01.880 --> 00:50:05.880
you know, I'm all about God
and forgiveness, so you know,
757
00:50:05.920 --> 00:50:08.320
I'm going to give him some time
to own up to his behavior. So
758
00:50:08.360 --> 00:50:10.920
she says where you've been standing?
He Goes, Oh, I've been at
759
00:50:10.920 --> 00:50:15.679
the park, which is true,
and she goes yeah, I've been online
760
00:50:15.719 --> 00:50:19.159
looking for jobs, and he tells
her you know, listen, I want
761
00:50:19.159 --> 00:50:22.239
to tell you something, baby.
I've said some things that didn't come out
762
00:50:22.280 --> 00:50:25.320
the right way and I just want
to move on. And she goes yeah,
763
00:50:25.360 --> 00:50:29.440
I think we should, and everything's
out in the open now, right,
764
00:50:29.559 --> 00:50:31.800
and he says yes, and she
goes yeah, so there's no lines
765
00:50:31.880 --> 00:50:36.719
between us, no deception, right, and he says right, okay,
766
00:50:37.000 --> 00:50:38.559
and she says yeah, these flowers, where did you get them? They
767
00:50:38.559 --> 00:50:44.280
look like they came off a grave. And he's like that's so funny.
768
00:50:44.320 --> 00:50:46.280
This is what you suspected, though, remember. Yeah, he was at
769
00:50:46.280 --> 00:50:52.320
a great yard. I took those
probably he probably got a dozen and took
770
00:50:52.480 --> 00:50:55.039
seven to his wife and brought four
homes for himself. No, five,
771
00:50:55.239 --> 00:50:58.239
you know, I can't do math. He brought five phones for himself.
772
00:50:58.280 --> 00:51:04.280
He left seven wife and I exactly
correct. Guy. This is correct because
773
00:51:04.320 --> 00:51:06.880
you said, because last week you
were like, I bet he was at
774
00:51:06.920 --> 00:51:08.519
his wife's grave side, but they
didn't want to film it, you know,
775
00:51:08.679 --> 00:51:13.639
for us to be respectful. And
then they filmed him on that sad
776
00:51:13.679 --> 00:51:17.440
little bench, you know, thinking
about his life. And he didn't have
777
00:51:17.519 --> 00:51:20.840
the flowers then. I bet they
were in the car because they were already
778
00:51:20.840 --> 00:51:22.840
in that weird purple vase with the
bow around it. So he didn't even
779
00:51:22.880 --> 00:51:27.639
leave the vase at the grave side. He just left the flowers there and
780
00:51:27.639 --> 00:51:30.199
then he took some home to Lisa. He is. That's what he did.
781
00:51:30.400 --> 00:51:34.840
That's what he did. So he
says he's not hiding any secrets.
782
00:51:34.880 --> 00:51:37.360
And now we get this little intersticial
of talking about him being so cheap,
783
00:51:37.400 --> 00:51:42.440
and she says Stan is so cheap. He drinks the cheapest wine he goes.
784
00:51:42.920 --> 00:51:46.440
You know, sometimes I will spend
up to six or seven dollars a
785
00:51:46.519 --> 00:51:51.280
bottle, and he says, yeah, I've got a I've got a taste
786
00:51:51.280 --> 00:51:52.639
for finding the cheapest thing. And
he says, you know, I just
787
00:51:52.679 --> 00:51:55.840
like to get a laugh. Like
other people paid four dollars, but I
788
00:51:55.920 --> 00:52:00.360
paid too, and she just looks
over at him and looks at the camera
789
00:52:00.400 --> 00:52:02.199
and goes, I guess this is
how you become a millionaire. I was
790
00:52:02.239 --> 00:52:07.039
like stand, six or seven dollars. He is basically the same. I
791
00:52:07.039 --> 00:52:09.920
mean he's got the WIG and everything
to prove it. He's wig two point
792
00:52:09.920 --> 00:52:14.440
O, remember wig one point was
also like, I'm a millionaire, and
793
00:52:14.519 --> 00:52:16.760
he would be like, you know, recycling juice from his own gut.
794
00:52:17.280 --> 00:52:23.639
UH, remember. He was like
a pandemic. He had thousands and thousands
795
00:52:23.639 --> 00:52:29.119
of bottles of what was it?
It was like it was like Projese.
796
00:52:29.199 --> 00:52:30.280
And he was like, he said, I don't drink water. I never
797
00:52:30.320 --> 00:52:35.159
have, never have had a simple
water like I see from the liver spots
798
00:52:35.199 --> 00:52:37.639
on your face. That's we can
tell from your face. Okay, so,
799
00:52:37.840 --> 00:52:40.960
but they're they're the same. They're
exactly the same, these miserly weird
800
00:52:42.000 --> 00:52:45.280
scrooges circling the globe looking for people. I mean, we'll stand. Only
801
00:52:45.280 --> 00:52:50.920
went to the nearest prison. So
He's just circling St Louis. So she
802
00:52:51.039 --> 00:52:54.599
comes down as the next morning,
we're led to believe, and she comes
803
00:52:54.599 --> 00:52:58.480
into kitchen and this really bright top
and jeans and he goes, Oh,
804
00:52:58.519 --> 00:53:00.800
you look nice es yeah, thanks, and he says yeah, I'm gonna
805
00:53:01.000 --> 00:53:05.119
go play softball with my friend and
she goes, Oh, you're gonna exercise.
806
00:53:05.440 --> 00:53:07.519
It's great to burn calories, and
this is the second time she's done
807
00:53:07.519 --> 00:53:12.039
this. She's trying to give him
a hint that she's jasmine and using the
808
00:53:12.079 --> 00:53:15.239
same words, but he doesn't get
it and she's just looking at the camera
809
00:53:15.320 --> 00:53:17.559
like this guy. And she says, yeah, I'M gonna go see my
810
00:53:17.639 --> 00:53:22.280
friend and he goes Oh, okay, so how long have you known her?
811
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She said, I've known her for
years and I might not come home,
812
00:53:25.000 --> 00:53:28.039
and I guess he's saying like,
is it a girl? How long
813
00:53:28.079 --> 00:53:30.199
you've known her? And she says
something like you're trying to find out if
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she's gay. She said something like
that, and he goes no, I'm
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just trying to find out who your
friend isn't where you're going. I think
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she did say that, because then
we get the flashback of her talking to
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her friend in the shop and saying
that she does keep up with this other
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00:53:44.280 --> 00:53:49.599
friend, Granada. Yeah, because
they used to be together. Basically,
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yeah, yeah, yeah, so
she says, I don't know if I'll
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be home, and he goes,
well, you might want to rethink that
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and you ought to come home because
I've got something planned for us, and
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00:53:59.039 --> 00:54:01.280
she goes, I don't I don't
know what it is. Goes well,
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I'll tell you this, it'll be
fun, it'll be fun, and she
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goes, yeah, you know what. I'm all about fun, stand but
825
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I'm also about the truth. And
he just looks at her like wait,
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00:54:12.400 --> 00:54:15.920
what? And he says she's,
she's, she's digging for something, but
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I don't know, I don't know
what it is. And then he just
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00:54:17.440 --> 00:54:21.760
like shakily looks back and forth,
you know, to the side, and
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she says, all right, I
have to go, so give me some
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money, any money for an outfit
and for lunch's money for an outfit,
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00:54:28.639 --> 00:54:31.920
outfit. The whole time she's talking
she is prison food arm around her poole,
832
00:54:32.079 --> 00:54:38.280
eating it with fisting her spoon.
Yeah, yeah, stand this woman
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is she could take you. She
could take you right now. She doesn't
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need Renata, for sure, she
could take him with that spoon. That
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be it exactly. You can break
a hip. You'RE gonna go into the
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hospital and then you know what sepsis
and you're done. So be careful,
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he's like for for for lunch?
What for an outfit? What? Okay,
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I don't think I have any cash. And she goes, what the
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Fox Dan? So he goes,
okay, we'll hold on, let's just
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go upstairs. Let's just see what
I have. Okay, come on,
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I'll give me a minute. Let
me get in my chair, or that
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goes up the stairs. You know
that's next for him. He's getting one
843
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of those chairs. He's gonna put
her right in his lap and said let's
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go, Little Lady, let's ride
up to the bedroom. All right.
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00:55:24.679 --> 00:55:30.639
So, so I gave you good
I gave you a good visual there.
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00:55:30.719 --> 00:55:35.280
Huh, incredible. All I'm picturing
his mother, soprano, going up and
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down the stairs and here Jannis.
So he gives her seventy dollars. She's
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00:55:43.760 --> 00:55:45.320
like, what can I do with
seventy dollars? This stupid it says,
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00:55:45.639 --> 00:55:52.360
God. Okay. So Renata arrives
and he stares out the window longingly,
850
00:55:52.480 --> 00:55:55.119
like Oh, two chicks, what
are they doing out there? Who is
851
00:55:55.199 --> 00:56:00.599
that GAL? What's going on?
So she says he played me for a
852
00:56:00.719 --> 00:56:07.519
full but I'm going to get revenge
on stand and he just longingly stars out
853
00:56:07.559 --> 00:56:09.719
the window like come back. I've
got the basement. The basement will be
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open at seven PM, but can
you can we start at four thirty?
855
00:56:15.079 --> 00:56:17.960
Started four PM. She's gonna beat
him to death with his own fake Dick
856
00:56:19.239 --> 00:56:24.320
in the base. Oh my God, you know you just said that reminded
857
00:56:24.360 --> 00:56:30.280
me. This weekend I watched the
mini saints of Newark, the Sopranos Prequel.
858
00:56:30.719 --> 00:56:32.079
Yes, I got to see that. It was really good. It
859
00:56:32.119 --> 00:56:36.599
took me a little bit of time
to sort of get get your bearing,
860
00:56:36.599 --> 00:56:39.320
because they're telling you who everybody is, and mostly it's so, it's it's
861
00:56:39.360 --> 00:56:45.320
Christopher. Christopher is the narrator.
So Christopher is dead, but telling you
862
00:56:45.360 --> 00:56:49.599
about his life because he's dead.
You, guys, not a spoiler.
863
00:56:49.880 --> 00:56:53.519
Show into ten years ago. Christopher
is dead. So Christophers, yeah,
864
00:56:53.559 --> 00:56:57.239
he's telling you, like here I
am, here, I'm talking for the
865
00:56:57.280 --> 00:57:00.800
grave. I'm the tell of the
story about my dad and a kid that
866
00:57:00.880 --> 00:57:05.079
he befriends named Tony. So it's
a story really of Christopher's dad and how
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00:57:05.119 --> 00:57:08.679
he befriends Tony when Tony's DADS in
prison. M Hm, but all the
868
00:57:08.719 --> 00:57:12.119
characters are like, Oh, okay, all right, wait. So I
869
00:57:12.159 --> 00:57:14.760
had to text somebody. Oh,
I think I texted our bunkie amy and
870
00:57:14.920 --> 00:57:20.679
was like WHO's Barbara? Because they
show Tony and Janice, like you said,
871
00:57:20.880 --> 00:57:23.639
and then sister Barbara, and I
was like I don't remember sister Barbara.
872
00:57:23.719 --> 00:57:27.320
They have another sister who has hardly
ever featured on the show. She
873
00:57:27.320 --> 00:57:30.480
does come on a few times because
she comes, she's she's there on the
874
00:57:30.480 --> 00:57:32.760
show and I'm like who is she? Anyway, it's pretty fascinating how baby
875
00:57:32.800 --> 00:57:37.119
Christopher is really terrified to Tony and
won't look him in the eye, like
876
00:57:37.199 --> 00:57:39.039
he'll laugh and anybody picks him up, but when Tony, who's a teenager,
877
00:57:39.079 --> 00:57:44.000
picks him up, Christopher starts falling
crying every time, and Tony's like
878
00:57:44.039 --> 00:57:45.159
I don't know why. It's like
he's scared at me. I was like,
879
00:57:45.239 --> 00:57:50.159
well, he didn't murder him later. Yeah, yeah, and his
880
00:57:50.280 --> 00:57:54.280
girlfriend. So it's kind of like
Jagger deret's son and Beverly Hills when team
881
00:57:54.280 --> 00:58:00.519
looks at Erica Girardi and bad guy. He's a bad guy. I'm the
882
00:58:00.639 --> 00:58:02.880
bad guy, Billie ellish, do
do, do, do, do,
883
00:58:04.239 --> 00:58:07.920
okay, alright, the stand looking
at the window. I mean everyone's probably
884
00:58:07.920 --> 00:58:12.679
seen it on social media this weekend. The hilarious, the horror movie,
885
00:58:13.039 --> 00:58:15.440
gifts, jifts, memes, I
don't know whatever the kids are calling him.
886
00:58:15.840 --> 00:58:21.039
Yeah, Hilarious, yeah, he
couldn't. It's a four PM horror
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00:58:21.039 --> 00:58:24.079
movie for everyone, for all the
kids on Halloween. Al Right, next
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00:58:24.400 --> 00:58:29.719
four PM horror movie next Friday.
On Life after lock up. Next Friday
889
00:58:29.719 --> 00:58:36.639
you're invited to a lock up wedding
spectacular. First, John and Christianna face
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00:58:36.840 --> 00:58:42.360
a major alter cation and then with
Nicole unsure about tea, how will she
891
00:58:42.480 --> 00:58:45.920
handled this question? Please attend a
new life after lock up next Friday at
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00:58:46.000 --> 00:58:51.920
nine on wheezy be so what we
see here is Christianna walks by with a
893
00:58:52.000 --> 00:58:53.880
pack of smokes in her wedding dress, heading towards the altar. With the
894
00:58:53.920 --> 00:58:59.000
pack of smokes in hand, love
is screams out, it's my day.
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00:58:59.000 --> 00:59:01.559
God damnit. It would have only
been better if it would have been stuffed
896
00:59:01.639 --> 00:59:07.039
in her sage. Yes, she
must have pockets. So and then we
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00:59:07.159 --> 00:59:14.920
see them at the altar and we
hear, does anyone hear object record scratch.
898
00:59:15.599 --> 00:59:20.920
And then we see these two,
Nicole and TA, sitting outside and
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00:59:21.039 --> 00:59:24.360
Nicole says, I've never loved anybody
more than I love myself and then we
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00:59:24.400 --> 00:59:29.719
see t pop in the question and
that's it. That's it. Please attend
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00:59:29.840 --> 00:59:32.199
this wedding of life after lock up
next Friday at Nineo we TV. Oh,
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00:59:32.239 --> 00:59:36.719
we will, we will, and
if you don't think you should litter
903
00:59:36.800 --> 00:59:39.559
jacket to go with it, I
do. So if we're doing a video
904
00:59:39.639 --> 00:59:45.000
for our love after lock up recap
next week, just plan your glitter attire
905
00:59:45.079 --> 00:59:49.719
beforehand because we are attending. We
could definitely put on. I've got my
906
00:59:49.760 --> 00:59:52.960
wedding veil. It still fits.
Oh my God, I still have mine
907
00:59:52.000 --> 00:59:58.400
too. That still fits my way. That's that's so funny. I have
908
00:59:58.480 --> 01:00:00.599
my dress and everything all in the
back room and one day and I was
909
01:00:00.639 --> 01:00:04.519
like should you put this on?
I go yeah, no, Um,
910
01:00:04.559 --> 01:00:08.199
but let's try my veil on.
That fits. It's perfectly. It's perfectly.
911
01:00:08.400 --> 01:00:12.239
Took that comb right on my hair. Okay, that you know what
912
01:00:12.280 --> 01:00:15.800
Aaron is. Not a bad idea. There, I'm down. I got
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01:00:15.920 --> 01:00:17.920
a Sierra, I got my veil, I got everything. Yeah, let's
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01:00:17.960 --> 01:00:21.800
do it, all right, but
glitter jacket, if you can find one,
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01:00:22.000 --> 01:00:23.360
everybody, get one on for next
week. We should have a viewing
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01:00:23.440 --> 01:00:28.280
party, a glitter jacket and,
uh, if you're SA, apparently,
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01:00:28.360 --> 01:00:31.239
a dress that doesn't fit. So
there's nothing a fifteen year old girl likes
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01:00:31.239 --> 01:00:34.880
more than putting on clothes that don't
fit and looking like a full over front
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01:00:34.880 --> 01:00:37.400
a bunch of people. Fifteen year
old girls love that, Love Shit.
920
01:00:37.840 --> 01:00:44.360
Oh, poor girl. Well,
we'll be back tomorrow with ace the other
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01:00:44.400 --> 01:00:49.800
way and we'll be back then later
in the week with a Tarot card reader.
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On Shade Patreon, I'M gonna be
talking to Keisha of the Labor Lounge
923
01:00:53.840 --> 01:00:58.880
doing our bravo breakdown. I know
I can't wait to talk to her.
924
01:00:59.199 --> 01:01:01.360
You've gotten to do it a couple
of times. I love her and it's
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01:01:01.400 --> 01:01:07.719
her birthday time, so it's labor
time. And then Amy Archer is going
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01:01:07.760 --> 01:01:13.239
to come back on hey bunky and
reprise her role as a fellow bunky recap
927
01:01:13.239 --> 01:01:17.000
and Plat Ville and Family Chantel.
So we're gonna do all this this week
928
01:01:17.159 --> 01:01:21.840
and very paying going on a little
I'm going on a little girls drop with
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01:01:21.880 --> 01:01:27.320
some friends to celebrate a birthday,
and Aaron is gonna uh do it all
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01:01:27.360 --> 01:01:31.320
alone and just enjoy the dulcet tones
of Aaron Martin and you won't have to
931
01:01:31.320 --> 01:01:35.000
hear my scratchy boys for a few
days. Oh my God, God bless
932
01:01:35.760 --> 01:01:39.400
this is a drop in the bucket
of being Jesus carrying you on the for
933
01:01:39.480 --> 01:01:43.239
what you have done for me.
This is a drop in the bucket.
934
01:01:43.480 --> 01:01:46.280
All right, you guys. We
love you. Thanks for leaving a five
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01:01:46.320 --> 01:01:50.360
star review if you get the chance. That's really helpful. For spreading the
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word of the PODCAST, and thanks
for supporting our sponsors and just supporting us
937
01:01:54.000 --> 01:01:57.960
by listening here. Mary Payne,
you have a great day. You two
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girl back bye time to time.
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M Hey, y'all, welcome to
pink shade. It's Mary paid here.
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I've got Aaron with me and we're
going to talk about life after lock up,
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also love after lock up, also
love during lockup. No, we're
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only going to talk about life after
lock up. And Aaron, did you
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finally get to see the love during
lockup commercial with that girl saying on the
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bench with that stupid purse? Did
you see hello? I saw it and
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I was just as ashamed of our
people affently TV as you are. I
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mean I was like, this commercial
is so fucking cheesy. And if you
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guys haven't seen it, it's the
commercial that runs during life after lock up
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where it's it is this cheesy actress
sitting on a bench and she's like I
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just love this guy and he looks
great and orange and Blah, blah,
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blah, and they pant to her
purse and then they pant to the cheesy
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prison guard again. All actors acting, acting very badly, very badly.
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Yeah, and and then they go, oh, that is you know,
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he is in prison. where?
where? And they're like a new season
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of love during lockup. Boom,
boom boom, and I'm like this is
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not how we like things presented.
I need to see clint throwing his phone
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at a prison. I need to
see people being dragged back into their vehicles.
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No, no, no, we
don't condone that, but you know,
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close to it, close. Those
are the kind of preview scenes we
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need for a show to really get
US hooked, not this commercial. It
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was so stupid because they were like
standing on a set that I could have
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created here in my podcast studio with
a green screen. It was like this
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like fake officer going okay, ma'am. It was like these guys. I
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literally literally pulled that girl off the
street, was like you'll do and then
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pulled this guy's like you have a
cop costume, you'll do fine, and
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then they stuck up in front of
a green screen. It's awful. They
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pulled him right out of mall security. Yeah, the whole thing was nuts,
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nuts. Guys. They do not
understand us. Where there're people and
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they don't understand us, and that's
very insulting and we feel personally offended on
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behalf of all of us. Anyway, will we watch it when it comes
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out? Yes, we will.
If we will watch love during lock up,
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and I assume it's going to be
a lot of people sitting across the
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glass from one another, or maybe
I mean are they gonna would a prison
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allow you to film a conjugal visit? No, it'll be they win in
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that, come out and they tell
you about it. or it'll be a
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lot of somebody in their phone.
It's gonna be a lot of calls.
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It's gonna be a lot of uh, you know, phones they're not supposed
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to have in prison. They pull
out of their butt and talk to their
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girlfriend, put put it back in
their butt for nighttime because that's where they
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have to hide them, up in
their butt. You know what it's gonna
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be? It's gonna be seasons,
uh, like one or two through six
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of ninety day fiance Nicole and as
in's love story. It's gonna be her.
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It's gonna be the one girl and
a own and that's going to be
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it. Yeah, or one guy
on the phone, depending, you know.
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Yeah, so, you guys,
we are going to cover that,
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but today we're covering life after lock
up. We want to give a shout
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out to TRICIA. Thank you for
being extra shady. Pink Shade Patreon sponsor.
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Over in the pink shade Patreon as
a reminder, we will be combining
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the pink shade patreon and Hey Bunky
patreons as of January one, but they
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still are separate. We put about
four episodes each on. That made no
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sense. Let me we put out
four episodes on each platform every single month.
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So if you're signed up for the
pink shade Patreon, we do a
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lot of documentaries, we interview other
podcasters, we Um this week I'm talking
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to a Tarot card reader who has
been reaching out to us because she's really
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into housewives and she wants to do
some readings on our favorite housewives and I
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might get my foot in there a
little bit too and find out what,
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what doom and gloom awaits me in
my future. I'm telling you, I'm
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like, don't even want my cards
read, like ship has not been going
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well, but it's okay, it's
going well now, so maybe I do
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want my cards read. That's right
forward and looking forward, looking up.
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But this is the kind of thing
we do over in pink shade Patreon,
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you know, just cover documentaries,
things like that, and then that will
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be combined eventually January one, with
Hey Bunky, which is where we do
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recaps recap after recap after recap,
and we usually recap two shows at a
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time. In one episode we're covering
the Family Chantel and welcome to Plathville right
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now. But we've covered all kinds
of stuff over there and we will continue
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to. I mean on all different
networks. It's usually the second tier things
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that we just can't fit on the
regular podcast. But you know, what
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some consider second tier what we can
consider to be five star television, but
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just just maybe can't put it on
the regular podcast because it's so stupid,
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it's so dumb. I know,
but Plat pill is not. Um,
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I stand by that show. So
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all they want. There's going to
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try it tomorrow. TOMORROW WE'RE gonna
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There'll be more, but here's what
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here we go. I said what
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talking to a Viva Dresser on when
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I don't need a Zanex, I
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need my husband. I'm a bad
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called that directly to their face.
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Jesus jugs. Now, who is
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Tamra Barney, now, Tamra judge, now here's the best one. God,
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are you creatre? That was when. That was when Sonia was the
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voice of reason and always trying to
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that, but there is so much
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Romoto was always a monster. Sonya
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cook. She's like, God,
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the red hair and the scary husband, Simon was doing the photo shoot on
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the beach. Alex mcgordon, Alex
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the bushes and getting like, you
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Don't be all like uncool. Why? Why that, when everybody knows that's
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Luan, when the other people had
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drugs and guys here? And she's
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it's a girl's trip. Um,
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said it. Okay, we're now. We said it, and that am,
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of course, Camille Grammar talking about
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changed. And now we said it, Camille, yea love this. Maybe
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thank you, producer Ingrid, forgetting
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listeners can actually hear all those sound
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be US laughing and describing them and
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drums and stuff, and we thought
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that we made. It was just
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like the voices in our head.
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do sound effects and we are going
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our we are girl, Kimberly,
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love after lock up, life after
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back. And remember the podcast a
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on life after lock up. She
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for doing the reports and we'll look
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Um like and we'll look forward and
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to you with the studio, Aaron. Um. All right, this week's
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life after lock up was called polly
problems. Okay, so let's just it
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only really refers to one couple.
So I don't know why they met.
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and his two hands in Nicole Jr. Okay, that's right. Sorry.
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So let's start with Lycey and Shane. And since I've got my new Um
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in, miss a line in,
I got some new ones today because the
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other ones we're not working and I
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really gonna be able to do this, Shuh, because I've got a list.
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episode where we left off, which
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polygraph to us. And you know, I'm not holding me secrets, but
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I want to know. She's Lyne
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they got to the lobby and or
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are you stupid? Does the elevator
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brain? Can you imagine h Jane
sitting there, standing there in front of
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you, telling you you're stupid?
The elevator doesn't go the whole way to
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the top? He's he's got again, the Pizza Pie rings under his armpits,
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sweating head to toe, head to
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not the phrase. It's like,
does the elevator not go to the top
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floor? But he, you know, he got it's okay, he tried.
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He tried, he's tried tying.
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many story about him that you know
we we were not going to go into
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the details. But he's not a
he's not a good guy. Guys not
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a good guy. Not that any
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are we possibly, but I'm just
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stuff that has been reported in different
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looking up things about him and it's
not pleasant. But he is trying to
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say phrases Um. So the producer
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come up as lying on that test? He goes, okay, so now
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I wrote all this down together.
This was over a few segments, but
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I wrote it all down together just
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it. Or not, he says, because I have only fans and I
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don't want people knowing what I'm doing
for money. Now, I hadn't physically
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fucked nobody. Now I will send
a picture of a boy girl video that
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me and lacy have made together and
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I'll tell them what they want to
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money and make them happy. That's
what the funk she does and that's what
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I do and that's what she's been
doing her whole life. You know,
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Webb Cam and only fans all that, and she's the one that got me
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into it and made me my only
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don't know what's going on, but
she's hiding something if she won't take a
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guy. Damn polygraph. Okay,
so after baby girl, Mary Payne,
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I have to congratulate you. I salute
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you for recapping this particular show and
the words that come out of these people's
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mouths in such vivid detail. When
he said I hadn't physically fucked, nobody,
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not physically fucked. Maybe mentally.
So he says us he goes,
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you know, I could my job
to stay home and help lacy with the
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baby and the kids, and all
that money I have coming in is money
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I can make on the side from
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I mean him talking to men online
and messed my cautions, the things,
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and you know, I think we
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we need to learn everything what kind
of about each other. We need to
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break down the walls. And he's
so he says, yeah, I'll go
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to marriage counseling if she'll take a
polygraph. I was like okay, and
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she's like, okay, how about
that? At the marriage consular says I
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should take a pog off, that
I'll take the polyg so when you are
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you know what the I gotta,
I gotta pull back from the scene a
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little bit, maybe fifty ft,
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your girl's truck yelling at her,
this is like a no scrubs moment and
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the sun and the sunflower, you
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more comical and more just, Um, maybe possibly emasculating even more so than
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it normally is for Jane. You
know, he's emasculated at a regular basis,
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which he deserves, but I'm dying. I'm like, you're you're yelling
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a reason I can never let and go,
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on a deeper level with him.
I would tell him other stuff that people
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just don't know. And you know, if Shannon asked me, I would
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tell him that I'm talking to Sean, but he hasn't asked me. Now
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we see John the only place he
ever films, which is in his truck.
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He's driving. He's a order.
He only drives around. He only
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drives around. They see him driving, he's talking, he's filming, he's
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constantly filming. I think this was
all captured, like we thought that last
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season. Yes, in one take, one take where he, they said,
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drove by the restaurant, pretend she's
in there, drive by other places,
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pretend she's in there, and then
later we will put her in those
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places and splice it together. And
so he goes. He tried, he
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you know, says he's trying to
call her and he goes. Likes to
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block my number, and that's what
she does when whoever she's with won't know
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we're seeing each other. So that's
how it's been. I was like wait,
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so as the bat signal to you
that she wants to see you,
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she blocks your number and then then
somehow that's a signal. What? What?
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That makes no sense. And then
you meet up because somebody does send
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up a literal bat single signal of
like a giant ass or something like big
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lips in the sky up here.
Can you hear me? Like, how
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do they possibly find each other?
Oh, maybe on social media, maybe
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this, I don't know. Why
am I trying to figure this out?
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I don't know why am I spending
my time? Okay, continue, all
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right, next week, and that's
what that's with them, thank God.
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Okay. So next we get to
Brittany and Ray. Now this was the
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Fagus of all the FACA scenes in
the world. So she comes in full
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makeup, hair and a lovely like
a black lacey, you know, ninety
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thing, and looks great and she
comes in and she makes herself up Mimosa,
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and he's making breakfast. So much
food, guys, so much food.
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There are pancakes, there is bacon, there are eggs. That are
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so much food. It is a
full breakfast buffet. And let's and let's
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also acknowledge that he is cooking it. Yeah, preparing it he is,
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he is making it, he is
plaiting it, he is doing it all,
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and I'm like, I don't feel
that it's uh, well, you
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know what. It's okay to fight
whenever. But I'm like, you're sitting
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there dressing your full makeup, fighting
with him while he is making you a
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full hearty breakfast. That's okay.
It looked amazing. And then she was
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saying like, Oh um, he
didn't. You don't know how to cook.
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I was like, we've seen him
with the Pasta and the chopping of
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the onions. Yes, he does
so all the time. What does she
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eat before? So he you hear
my dog barking? Sorry again, girl,
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to other adults here. So he
says, yeah, I'M gonna go
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see my cousin who lives right down
the street, and she goes what?
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He goes, yeah, he lives
pretty close by. And she was like,
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I don't understand. So now,
meanwhile, they've got a seventh course
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breakfast and she's like what? I
thought we were gonna spend the day together.
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Now he tells the camera you know, he was on tether in her
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house and now he has a job
and then he just comes right home to
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her and he could actually use a
little space to himself. So she says,
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I don't understand, like why can't
I meet this guy? Why can't
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I go. Why am I not
invited? Does your cousin do drugs?
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Does he have guns? What does
he do? Is He a kingpin?
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Is He a kingpin? I'm like, who writes the script? What wrote
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this script? And also, you're
gonna give him this kind of shade when
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he is to sit in your mother's
literal driveway and he hasn't even invited in
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and you have to do a whole
filming scene which everybody knew you were going
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to film beforehand. They were all
miked up, all set up with lighting,
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and he is not even invited into
your family home until he can prove
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he gets a paycheck for what three
months? So stop this with the cousin
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thing. That's a great point.
When she's like, why am I not
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invited? Why can't I go in? You know he's not invited anywhere.
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That's right. That's a great point. So she says, you know,
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he's just being really shady. You're
being shady. He goes, I'm not,
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I'm not, Blah Blah, Blay, mumble, Mamma, not being
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shady. So he gets dressed and
comes back in and flips the Bacon a
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few more times for show and she
goes like well, I'm not hungry now.
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And I was just like, I
hope you gave all that food to
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the crew, because there was like
enough food for twelve people there and I
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was jealous because I love a big
breakfast and I love a good piece of
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Bacon. And did you see how
perfectly cooked the Bacon was? It was
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perfection. And not everyone does it
exactly how I like it. Do you
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know what I mean? And I
think everybody kind of is the same wheelhouse
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with Bacon actually like it's not blackened, no rubbery parts that in between almost
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brown like almost but not quite.
It has to be super crispy. And
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I pulled out a new pand the
other day that I got from home goods
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and Um, because I have like
a set of like really nice nonstick pans,
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but the one, the big one, we uses the most and it's
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it seems to me it's starting to
get like scraped on the bottom and it
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makes me nervous that I'm like,
you know, just feeding my family like
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straight lead. Absolutely. So I
got a different one at a t fall
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one for like, you know,
twenty dollars at home goods. I was
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like supposed to be for he got
it for twenty. got a deal and
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I like it. But for the
Bacon, it just you're right, it
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doesn't do it right. It keeps
those rubbery pieces and it won't get them.
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So Dave walked up behind me.
I was doing the Bacon and he
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comes up behind me and because like
you gotta gotta push down those rubbery pieces,
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like I know, but now it's
starting to get burned on the other
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pieces, he goes. He's like, it's the Pan, it's the pan.
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I was like, Oh ship,
it's a fancy pan, it doesn't
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work. No Dr Baby Girl,
Mary Payne and Bunky's out there. Many
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of you probably already do it this
way, but you gotta, you gotta
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do the new revolutionary way that came
out, I don't know, twenty years
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ago. You take a piece of
Tinfoil, you put on a baking sheet,
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you lay on Bacon on it at
put it in a in a cold
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oven. You put it in there, you do not no preheating and you
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turn it onto minutes. Check it
at fifteen just in case you might want
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to turn the pan around once.
Perfect, perfect, perfect bacon. You
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put it on a paper towel afterwards. Let a drain whatever you crumble at
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the Tinfoil in the trash done.
No splattering, no funked up stove,
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nothing perfect bacon either, unless my
father along. Then you rench the tinfoil
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and use it again. Oh Um. Well, you know, Mila,
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Mila, are bunky. That's the
chef. She told me one time that
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it's very easy to make bacon in
the Air Fryer, and this is something
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I would be interested in. I
would like to know how to do that.
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Well, you know, maybe we
can. We can talk about that
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more when we discuss Jenny and mother
submit tomorrow with the okay, with the
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whole kitchen scene. We can talk
about different cooking techniques, because Jenny doesn't
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even know how to unscrew a jar
Um, nor how to Um. Understand
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one word concern. Anyway, we
can talk more about that tomorrow. I'll
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get with MELA and find out.
All Right, this has been bacon talk
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with Aaron and Mary Payne. Okay, so her friend, uh, her
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friend, Semetra, comes over and
she is like, oh girl, I
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am so mad, I'm so annoyed. You know, ray went to see
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his cousin and now we want to
answer his calls, and Semetra says,
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you need to stop calling and I
hope you're not being that girl, don't
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she was like of course I am. I'm just like hang up Dal back,
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hang up dial back, and now
I'm texting, and now I'm texting.
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And goes okay, look, don't
do that, don't be that girl.
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And she says his location is not
far from here at all. But
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the problem is it's like, why
wasn't I invited? And you know,
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his cousin hadn't seen him in a
while, so they probably have some hose
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and strippers over there, like a
whole welcome home stripper situation show, as
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Mita goes, yeah, I think
you're right, I bet you're right.
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So you need to go over there, you need to pull up that.
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You can't act gratchet and add a
character and make a fool of yourself.
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Okay, you should go over there, for sure and pull up, but
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don't embarrass yourself. So she's like
fine, after she's been slinging wine,
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she gets in the car to go
find him. I know. And also
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you've already embarrassed yourself by wearing that
little kyle richards sad little jaunty hat backward.
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You know, in your home,
your home. I know. Yeah,
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don't do it. You know they're
just doing it for filming. They
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need something to film. But yeah, no, friend comes in and was
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like Gosh, it's early in the
morning to be drinking wine. Then she
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goes outside to get in her car
and it's like pitch black dark again.
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Love after lock up. We have
no idea what's going on this. This
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is the B team. Over there
the B team, the editing is the
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editing B team? Yeah, for
sure, we love them for it,
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but it's very confusing. We don't
even try to understand the timelines. Um,
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okay, let's go over to John
and Christie on them. So they
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are in Decora. It looks like
Deborah, but with the seat Decora.
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Yep, Iowa, Idaho, Iowa, Iowa meanstreaks debut close by its wedding
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day. So now we see sa
who I don't believe we've seen before,
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or maybe we have. She's fifteen
and they're telling her to put her clothes
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on. Nobody's clothes seemed to fit
or anybody ever tried it on. It's
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just boxes of clothes and see what
fits. And okay, did it look
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like? Yeah, John Just went
to a costume company or like a rag
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stock or something like that, and
maybe too local. I don't know if
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rag stocks are all around the country, but where you buy like just multiple
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sequence jackets, throw them in a
box and take them and they're all twenty
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bucks each and you get a bunch
of bow ties and throw them in.
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This didn't make any sense to him. I mean, obviously no one went
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for a fitting except Christie. There
was no no, there was no fitting.
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So A, S A, he
says, S A, you start
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get your dress on. She says, well, doesn't fit. So then
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we see Sarah, who we've seen
before, the eighteen year old daughter.
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She comes in and she talks to
John and says, I don't want Essa
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to get too close in case Christiana
relapses. And she was like, you
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don't even listen to my concerns.
And then she tells the camera. You
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know, he always makes bad decisions
with relationships. I mean you guys,
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they've been married at this point at
least two years. So I mean you
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know, so, I know.
I know. This is all you know
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what this costume thing was reminding me
of. I just have to put this
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in there. It's running through my
head right now, as things do,
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Um my I think, was my
second grade baton recital. Jazz tap gymnastics.
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It seems to me that would be
frowned upon in your church. Oh,
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Oh, I think we were kind
of rebels for going to, you
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know, the old class secular dancing, secular dancing. Yeah, because I'm
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gonna tell you what. My my
baton routine was to George Michael's wake me
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up before you go, go,
and it was intense. It was an
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intense baton routine. You guys,
it's pretty it's pretty fascinating. Wed We
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heard that come on, our hearts
would like we would have heart attacks.
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It was like what? But they
would just throw costumes in a pile because
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it was like some Jank Yass.
Yeah, I don't even know what I
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went to and they would just and
you'd be it would be just a free
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for all, like try to get
your size, throw on a glitter vest,
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put on a hat, grab your
baton and go. That's exactly the
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scene going on in John and Christianna's
back room of their wedding right now.
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Yes, yes, my second grade
recital to George Michael, yes, times.
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Um, okay, so he says. You know, I've never been
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lucky in love. I was married
four times. I had two other engagements,
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but I just can't spend my life
dwelling on the BS of the past.
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Now, meanwhile, mother Tammy is
just balling crying in the hall.
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So christianna comes upon her with her
wedding dress. Hey Mom, how's it?
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What, mom, wh are you
crying? And Mom says, I
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wanted to work out with Youtube,
but I have my doubts and there's a
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lot I have to deal with in
the real world and a lot going on
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out there and I worry you're gonna
relapse. And someone stole my oxygen tank
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last week. When he gets out
of the car, he goes, okay,
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do we have everything? Oxygen Tank, pile of clothes or he says,
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Oxygen Tank, where is it?
But he didn't take it to her,
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he just like left it on the
street. So she says, she
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tells us that they're blowing up balloons
with it. She says, Um,
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you know, I've never wanted it
so much. I've never wanted sobriety so
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much now. She did say this
before, but that's okay. We give
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her grace and mom is bawling crying
and says was a good mother to you,
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it says, yes, mom,
of course you were. We always
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have Christmas, we always have birthday
parties, we always have food on the
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table. And tammy cries about the
demons have gotten Tara and Christianna says,
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Christian that was scary. Christianna says, you know, Tara will stop when
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she wants to stop and when he
gets bad enough she'll stop and we just
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have to hope it's before it's too
late. And they're like, we really
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hope Darre's going to show up today. Now I guess the undercurrent here is
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that John has threatened terror with an
inch of her life about not showing up.
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But I guess what we're to presume
is gonna happen is she's gonna run
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in graduate style at the end and
be like sister and object, because we've
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heard that. We've heard that Um
clip that somebody screams sister, sister,
478
00:31:22.920 --> 00:31:29.039
sister. It's very strange, though, because I guess they're trying to pretend
479
00:31:29.039 --> 00:31:32.519
this is the dramatic irony of it
all that underneath, yeah, John has
480
00:31:32.559 --> 00:31:36.079
told her don't come. He's done
his side of the road threat, but
481
00:31:36.160 --> 00:31:40.319
he's never told Christiana this or the
mother. But that's very sad if he's
482
00:31:40.440 --> 00:31:47.880
letting mom Tammy cry her eyes out
without her oxygen tank, about Tara potentially
483
00:31:47.920 --> 00:31:51.559
just not coming because she's being irresponsible
and stuff, like he is. I
484
00:31:51.559 --> 00:31:53.279
don't know, I don't quite I
don't quite believe any of this. I
485
00:31:53.319 --> 00:31:59.880
don't think he would risk anyone's sobriety
or anything. As dumb as he is
486
00:32:00.039 --> 00:32:02.160
and as, yeah, weird as
he is in his Freddy Krueger Obsession,
487
00:32:04.279 --> 00:32:07.279
I don't think he would go that
far. So there's something weird about all
488
00:32:07.279 --> 00:32:09.680
of this. I don't know.
Mom's tears are real, though, Oh
489
00:32:09.759 --> 00:32:14.119
yeah, Oh yeah, that that
crime in the hall. So and her
490
00:32:14.160 --> 00:32:20.640
makeup is real. Oh, girls
and boys, I'm just gonna say when
491
00:32:20.640 --> 00:32:28.400
you're into Cora Idaho, Iowa,
Iowa, maybe don't get the local makeup
492
00:32:28.480 --> 00:32:31.039
artists. This is cheap, because
maybe there's other ones that you could bring
493
00:32:31.079 --> 00:32:36.759
over from Dubuque. Okay, so
what's beyond John's air quote brother, because
494
00:32:36.759 --> 00:32:39.640
he's not really his brother? Cordell
arrives. John has told us this is
495
00:32:39.640 --> 00:32:44.200
not actually his brother. He just
says he's his brother. So he arrives
496
00:32:44.400 --> 00:32:47.000
and is handed as sparkly tucks.
Here you go. Maybe it fits,
497
00:32:47.119 --> 00:32:52.640
maybe it doesn't. Is he the
one with like the half Pony Man Bun?
498
00:32:52.880 --> 00:32:54.920
Yeah, blind clips, no real
relation. He just called him his
499
00:32:54.960 --> 00:33:00.680
brother and carry his elder in the
tribe is also just handed, sparkly tucks
500
00:33:00.759 --> 00:33:01.839
him. was like, I've done
work trade. See if the other one
501
00:33:01.920 --> 00:33:06.519
fit you, Joe, I said, no one has any idea. If
502
00:33:06.519 --> 00:33:07.960
you knew, the clothes will fit. It's just a grab bag. So
503
00:33:08.640 --> 00:33:15.279
it's a recital. Now Christiana's son
Dethan arrives. She just calls him D
504
00:33:15.440 --> 00:33:19.440
but I'm not really sure what was
happening when they chose the name Dethan,
505
00:33:19.920 --> 00:33:23.759
because it's Ethan with the D.
Yeah, and the D is not silent
506
00:33:23.920 --> 00:33:28.599
in this case, and it's troubling. I don't know. It's a it's
507
00:33:28.640 --> 00:33:30.480
the least of their worries. Okay, all right, that's a great point.
508
00:33:30.480 --> 00:33:35.039
That's a great point. So he
arrives. Um, now she's thirty
509
00:33:35.079 --> 00:33:37.000
six and he's twenty. So she
did have him when she was sixteen and
510
00:33:37.039 --> 00:33:39.880
we know that. You know she's
had a long, hard road. And
511
00:33:39.960 --> 00:33:43.119
he said, as he's walking up, he says, I haven't seen my
512
00:33:43.160 --> 00:33:45.680
mom a two and a half years
and I'm like super nervous, and she's
513
00:33:45.680 --> 00:33:51.440
sitting there in her t shirt and
underwear getting her makeup done, and she
514
00:33:51.599 --> 00:33:52.880
jumps up to hug him in her
t shirt and underwear. Now he has
515
00:33:52.920 --> 00:33:55.240
to see his mom in two and
a half years and she greets him in
516
00:33:55.319 --> 00:34:01.200
her spanks. I was like what? They were not even spanks. I
517
00:34:01.200 --> 00:34:07.359
think they were hands. They were
Haynes her way control top panties. I
518
00:34:07.400 --> 00:34:10.400
don't know. I think they were
Haynes his way. It stopped me,
519
00:34:12.320 --> 00:34:21.760
I'm telling you, if he's underwear, that is I had to do it.
520
00:34:22.000 --> 00:34:23.760
I had to do it. I'm
sorry, this is more of like
521
00:34:23.800 --> 00:34:29.159
I said. What I said.
Yeah, I'm gonna get come. Came
522
00:34:29.280 --> 00:34:31.840
for with that, but I swear
to God they could not have been like,
523
00:34:32.360 --> 00:34:37.800
I mean less flattering. And guess
what, we all have the unflattering
524
00:34:37.880 --> 00:34:40.039
kind. But I heard, heard, I'm not saying. I'm not saying
525
00:34:40.079 --> 00:34:44.119
I would look any better in my
hanes her way. I wouldn't. Name
526
00:34:44.280 --> 00:34:46.679
wouldn't look any better, but I
would have at least wrapped a towel around
527
00:34:46.719 --> 00:34:52.119
my waist or something. But so
she jumps up to hug him and she
528
00:34:52.239 --> 00:34:55.159
says, you know, she's hugging
him and she says this is the first
529
00:34:55.199 --> 00:35:00.400
time that he has seen her clean
in eighteen years and he's very, very
530
00:35:00.440 --> 00:35:06.920
sweet and she's very emotional and you
know she has such a flat affect.
531
00:35:07.119 --> 00:35:13.159
I do believe that. You know, she they've given her something, because
532
00:35:13.159 --> 00:35:15.079
she has such a flat affect.
You know, she really has a hard
533
00:35:15.159 --> 00:35:20.679
understand that digging up the emotion and
but she looks at him and she cries
534
00:35:20.719 --> 00:35:22.920
and she doesn't want to make because
we're makeup and he helps her put her
535
00:35:23.000 --> 00:35:28.840
dress on and she apologizes and says, I know I haven't been great and
536
00:35:29.159 --> 00:35:30.239
I know I've said I was going
to get better and then I haven't.
537
00:35:30.480 --> 00:35:35.480
I know I've made mistakes. All
I could do is work on today.
538
00:35:35.840 --> 00:35:37.199
And he says, I understand,
I appreciate you saying that, and then
539
00:35:37.239 --> 00:35:40.000
she cries some more. So that
was good. She didn't ever mess are
540
00:35:40.079 --> 00:35:44.880
on yet. That was good.
It was very touching and also very strange
541
00:35:44.920 --> 00:35:47.400
and very love after lock up all
at the same time. Yeah, Hey,
542
00:35:47.440 --> 00:35:51.119
I haven't seen you in three years. Here's my ass when you helped
543
00:35:51.159 --> 00:35:54.039
me sup on my dress. Yeah, I gotta Tell You, you're I
544
00:35:54.119 --> 00:35:58.880
know not great for podcasting right now
because it's a listening medium, but you're
545
00:35:58.880 --> 00:36:04.000
waving your arms around. There is
a fat fucking fly in this kind of
546
00:36:04.039 --> 00:36:07.960
has been eating, eating spiders or
whatever. I don't know. If no
547
00:36:07.119 --> 00:36:10.320
spiders eat the fly, this fly
has been eating. Well, maybe he's
548
00:36:10.360 --> 00:36:14.599
been eating off of our actual plates
and we haven't been seeing him because he
549
00:36:14.760 --> 00:36:17.440
is the fattest fly. He's been
in here for almost twenty four hours now.
550
00:36:17.440 --> 00:36:21.440
And they're so loud, they bump
into stuff, they're so loud,
551
00:36:21.480 --> 00:36:25.360
they bump into things and you hear
like a like it's Gross, Oh my
552
00:36:25.400 --> 00:36:29.519
God, and it's around me.
It's probably smelling my pits, sweating.
553
00:36:29.760 --> 00:36:34.440
I mean, I'm telling you,
it's this fly and I are like squid
554
00:36:34.440 --> 00:36:37.920
game against each other right now.
Only one of us is going to survive
555
00:36:37.079 --> 00:36:39.760
and it might not be me.
So if you see me waving around,
556
00:36:39.800 --> 00:36:42.880
Mary Payne, I'm so I didn't
know if you were just trying to say,
557
00:36:42.880 --> 00:36:45.960
Hey, I was like for podcasting
now time I'm not. It goes
558
00:36:46.000 --> 00:36:52.280
like this, like legit Um.
Now, if this is the case in
559
00:36:52.360 --> 00:36:54.559
my house, and I said that
to us, when you go, this
560
00:36:54.599 --> 00:36:58.320
is what happens when you leave the
door open. Shut up. I just
561
00:36:58.360 --> 00:37:01.920
saw it go by and it did
look like a small helicopter. Oh my
562
00:37:02.000 --> 00:37:06.360
God, it's huge. I just
saw go by and we are. We
563
00:37:06.400 --> 00:37:08.719
are in S D, not HD, on this video, and I saw
564
00:37:08.760 --> 00:37:12.400
that should go by. Imagine if
it was HD. would be like I'd
565
00:37:12.440 --> 00:37:15.800
be terrified. It'd be like coming
at me like a three D movie.
566
00:37:15.679 --> 00:37:22.199
Be like hello, Mary Payne.
Oh my God. Alright, so throw,
567
00:37:22.400 --> 00:37:25.079
throw it like a Turkey or something
outside. It'll head that way like
568
00:37:25.159 --> 00:37:29.639
you do with the dog. I'm
getting the swater. Go on to our
569
00:37:29.679 --> 00:37:31.960
next we're going on for the next
scene. Alright. So it's just the
570
00:37:32.039 --> 00:37:36.360
end of the scene and she calls
to Christianna, calls Tera and gets all
571
00:37:36.400 --> 00:37:42.159
mad at her and mom says Um
Tera should have been here. And they
572
00:37:42.199 --> 00:37:45.639
put Deethan in the sparkly Tucks,
which I guess is uh. He pulled
573
00:37:45.639 --> 00:37:46.800
that from the bottom of the pile
and did not look like it fit.
574
00:37:47.639 --> 00:37:52.320
Oh my God. All right,
he pulled the one out that was remaining.
575
00:37:52.360 --> 00:37:55.039
That sucks when you're the last to
get their last one. He's should
576
00:37:55.039 --> 00:38:00.360
have fit carry. But if it's
dean and Deepan is a solid seven is
577
00:38:00.440 --> 00:38:05.079
just taller than carry and absolutely just
at dinner. Odn't drive him there in
578
00:38:05.159 --> 00:38:07.199
time. He didn't get there in
time for the baton recital. That's my
579
00:38:07.239 --> 00:38:09.960
God, that's so funny. Okay, all right, now we go on.
580
00:38:10.039 --> 00:38:13.039
Let's see. Do we want to
do them? Let's see. Let's
581
00:38:13.039 --> 00:38:15.599
go on. Let's go on to
the ante and what we're going to safe
582
00:38:15.599 --> 00:38:20.400
stand and what's her nuts for last. Okay, let's go onto the throttle
583
00:38:20.519 --> 00:38:27.880
that is Ante Tia and Nicole Sr
this is the worst threes company episode ever.
584
00:38:28.960 --> 00:38:32.119
So they're coming. SNORT at my
door. I'm a snort at my
585
00:38:32.199 --> 00:38:40.440
door, rub some ship on the
way. It's so I can't help it.
586
00:38:40.800 --> 00:38:44.719
I can't help it. You are
loving these buttons and we're going to
587
00:38:44.760 --> 00:38:47.719
be like stop. Okay, I
am logged in as Tia the tod eater,
588
00:38:49.039 --> 00:38:52.440
because she was eating what looked to
be like some loaded tator todd.
589
00:38:52.519 --> 00:38:55.760
Oh God, that looks so good
that with a sour cream on top,
590
00:38:57.239 --> 00:39:00.039
with a vengeance. She was eating
him with a vengeance, like like angry
591
00:39:00.079 --> 00:39:05.320
tot Eaton m yeah, M Hmm. Sorry, I had to accept my
592
00:39:05.400 --> 00:39:08.159
coffee. Okay, so I'm just
looking for the fly. They're gonna you
593
00:39:08.199 --> 00:39:10.719
guys, while I was talking,
Aaron got up and went in the other
594
00:39:10.760 --> 00:39:14.480
room and came back with the fly
swatter. I'm not kidding. This is
595
00:39:14.559 --> 00:39:17.440
not good for podcasting, but man, it's funny for me. All right,
596
00:39:19.679 --> 00:39:23.480
so they're gonna go sit and talk
to me about a possible UH polly
597
00:39:23.599 --> 00:39:30.199
relationship. Okay, so tia asked
Nicole, do you have feelings for him?
598
00:39:30.239 --> 00:39:34.440
And she goes no, my feelings
for you are real and strong and
599
00:39:34.480 --> 00:39:38.079
thank you for being here and being
respectful. So Tia says. I'm all.
600
00:39:38.159 --> 00:39:42.519
Let Nicole played this game and then
when she stacks up some money,
601
00:39:42.599 --> 00:39:45.079
she can end it with him,
or I'll end it with her. Tia
602
00:39:45.199 --> 00:39:51.679
is becoming more and more scarface as
these episodes are going. First we thought
603
00:39:51.719 --> 00:39:53.960
she was like Justin Bieber, like
Hey, girl, I've only got eyes
604
00:39:53.960 --> 00:39:57.360
for you, girl, I love
you, girl, but now she was
605
00:39:57.400 --> 00:40:00.320
like she could stack some money and
they were sucking out of here, like
606
00:40:00.480 --> 00:40:02.280
now, now, now I'm scared
of her. Okay, I feel like
607
00:40:02.320 --> 00:40:06.800
her tattoos are like going to grow
together and meeting her chin, because I
608
00:40:06.800 --> 00:40:08.559
feel like those are getting bigger too. But I think I'm just noticing them
609
00:40:08.559 --> 00:40:13.880
more. They are very, very
distracting, and you did notice this week
610
00:40:13.920 --> 00:40:16.239
and I posted on our instagram and
got so many notes people saying like,
611
00:40:16.280 --> 00:40:20.039
how do you notice this stuff?
This is why we listen to you,
612
00:40:20.039 --> 00:40:22.079
you know these details. I was
like, how did y'all not notice the
613
00:40:22.199 --> 00:40:27.719
giant Tattoo of the Word Crystal with
the k all the way across her neck
614
00:40:27.760 --> 00:40:30.559
with a bunch of hearts around it? Now, is that not upsetting to
615
00:40:30.639 --> 00:40:36.719
Nicole senior to have another girl's name
just like all the way across? Nicole
616
00:40:36.800 --> 00:40:40.320
senior isn't even present. Her body
is there, the rest of her is
617
00:40:40.320 --> 00:40:45.320
not. And I am really yeah, I'm really concerned. Tia is way
618
00:40:45.360 --> 00:40:49.320
more present than Nicole is, than
Nicole senior is at every single interaction.
619
00:40:49.679 --> 00:40:52.960
Well, we get towards the end
and she shows that's how she's talking,
620
00:40:53.159 --> 00:40:58.360
but at the beginning, at the
beginning, she's up pretty clear and so
621
00:40:58.519 --> 00:41:01.639
all right. So deonte said,
uh, you know, I think she
622
00:41:01.760 --> 00:41:07.519
called me because she realized she's making
a mistake and uh, you know,
623
00:41:07.599 --> 00:41:10.159
I can't imagine being intimate with the
both of them. You know, Nicole
624
00:41:10.360 --> 00:41:14.960
obviously. I don't know. Maybe
Tia looks good with their clothes off.
625
00:41:15.079 --> 00:41:16.440
I don't know. I was like, Oh, Deonte, I bet you
626
00:41:16.480 --> 00:41:20.199
don't look so great with your clothes
also. Shut up. All right,
627
00:41:21.599 --> 00:41:24.079
go into the link, get Nicole
Jr, get busy, get get,
628
00:41:24.079 --> 00:41:30.320
get back on it. So he
sits down with the ladies and he says,
629
00:41:30.920 --> 00:41:36.000
Why am I here? And Tia
says, like the Godfather, you're
630
00:41:36.000 --> 00:41:40.559
here to discuss the relationship and this
is not what I want, but there
631
00:41:40.559 --> 00:41:44.199
will come a time when you will
owe me a favor. And I support
632
00:41:44.239 --> 00:41:49.679
her. And he says, listen, I want to be a part of
633
00:41:49.760 --> 00:41:52.559
Nicole's life as much as you do. And she goes, I doubt that.
634
00:41:52.880 --> 00:41:54.639
And he says, this is out
of my comfort zone. I mean,
635
00:41:54.960 --> 00:41:59.440
you look like a guy, so
that's weird for me. Jesus Christ
636
00:42:00.199 --> 00:42:05.280
nate, you know, this guy
only has two brain cells repping together right
637
00:42:05.320 --> 00:42:08.320
up there in the head. So
he is just yeah, it goes,
638
00:42:08.440 --> 00:42:12.000
it goes south after this, but
this is the beginning of the end.
639
00:42:12.559 --> 00:42:15.880
And Tia says, you know what, I've had many men who want to
640
00:42:15.880 --> 00:42:17.559
be with me because I look like
a guy. And he goes, for
641
00:42:17.639 --> 00:42:27.000
Real, and she says, she
says, she says, I don't want
642
00:42:27.960 --> 00:42:30.320
she says, I don't want to
be with you and you don't want to
643
00:42:30.320 --> 00:42:34.239
be with me, and it's taken
everything in me to be called cool and
644
00:42:34.280 --> 00:42:37.360
collected, and maybe for you too, so we don't have to fight.
645
00:42:37.599 --> 00:42:40.639
At the end of the day,
it's about her. And donate says,
646
00:42:40.760 --> 00:42:45.400
you know, we could just be
a threesome and maybe just hang out together.
647
00:42:45.559 --> 00:42:47.159
And meanwhile, before he can get
together, out she goes. No,
648
00:42:47.960 --> 00:42:55.840
I know. And Nicole, because
now she's pissed out because he and
649
00:42:55.920 --> 00:43:00.519
Nicole says, listen, uh,
you know, I I don't know what
650
00:43:00.559 --> 00:43:02.920
he's taking this polly relationship is supposed
to be like. It's just like you
651
00:43:02.960 --> 00:43:07.159
go out with us and give us
money, type of relationship. And Dante,
652
00:43:07.199 --> 00:43:10.800
of course, goes now I'm trying
to be nice to you girl,
653
00:43:12.039 --> 00:43:15.360
to Tia, and you're just throwing
jabs, and Tia goes fuck off,
654
00:43:15.480 --> 00:43:19.880
fuck you, and he goes,
I'm a marine now, you don't scare
655
00:43:19.960 --> 00:43:22.800
me, and he stands up.
Okay, he's on a marine. Since
656
00:43:22.840 --> 00:43:25.880
when? No, he he's told
us that from the beginning. He's a
657
00:43:25.880 --> 00:43:30.559
marine. We've seen pictures, pictures
of him in his uniform, with his
658
00:43:30.840 --> 00:43:34.320
sad teeth and it sats my going
who right at the camera, but in
659
00:43:34.320 --> 00:43:37.960
a marine uniform. All right,
this man is a marine. How?
660
00:43:38.159 --> 00:43:42.840
I'm okay, I went completely brain
dead on that. I donate on that
661
00:43:42.880 --> 00:43:46.519
one because I have no, no
memory. How did he how did he
662
00:43:46.719 --> 00:43:52.119
make it through all of marine training? Come on, the only saving grace
663
00:43:52.320 --> 00:43:55.679
on donate that I can give him
is that he is in real life friends
664
00:43:55.679 --> 00:44:00.480
with Rachel from Rachel and Douggie,
and she seems very bright. So I
665
00:44:00.559 --> 00:44:05.480
have to assume there's something there that's
a little actory, or she wouldn't actually
666
00:44:05.480 --> 00:44:08.360
like be friendly with him. Oh
Man, okay, all right, that's
667
00:44:08.360 --> 00:44:12.159
all I know. I can't picture
it. All right, he's a marine.
668
00:44:12.199 --> 00:44:15.679
He's a marine. So, uh, Nicole gets all worked up and
669
00:44:15.679 --> 00:44:20.360
starts violently shaking and crying. Now
Tia and Deonta are hurling fuck you,
670
00:44:20.400 --> 00:44:23.559
funk off, fuck you all over
the place and Nicole is shaking and crying.
671
00:44:23.559 --> 00:44:27.840
It's like stop, stop, stop, I'm gonna have to leave.
672
00:44:28.000 --> 00:44:31.800
Stop, and Deante says, you
know, seeing Tia get upset, I
673
00:44:31.880 --> 00:44:36.599
get a six satisfaction out of that. And you know, Nicole Kitty would
674
00:44:36.639 --> 00:44:39.079
look me in the eye so I
think she loves me and she don't have
675
00:44:39.159 --> 00:44:43.440
to say it. I can see
it, and Tia can see it and
676
00:44:43.559 --> 00:44:45.119
she don't like it. Okay,
the reason she can't look you in the
677
00:44:45.119 --> 00:44:49.840
eye is she is so cracked out
of her brain that she can't she can't
678
00:44:49.880 --> 00:44:53.760
focus her eyes. Okay, that's
just what I think. That's what can
679
00:44:53.800 --> 00:45:00.960
you imagine the onlookers of this trash
ratchet situation? You See? You see
680
00:45:00.159 --> 00:45:06.639
machine gun Kelly Justin Bieber fighting with
the likes of donate over a girl in
681
00:45:06.679 --> 00:45:09.920
the middle who's totally out of it
and looks herself like she needs to be
682
00:45:10.000 --> 00:45:14.599
wheeled off and given an Ivy.
Did you see the guy in the background
683
00:45:14.599 --> 00:45:16.639
trying to be on camera? So
whenever they did a shot of Nicole and
684
00:45:16.679 --> 00:45:20.559
Tia, there was a guy standing
on the street behind him like waving his
685
00:45:20.719 --> 00:45:23.320
arms like Hey, I'm on camera, like he was on the today show,
686
00:45:23.519 --> 00:45:28.480
like look at me. So man, I got three yeah, hilarious.
687
00:45:29.760 --> 00:45:32.639
Yeah, that would be us,
that would be oh totally. So
688
00:45:32.920 --> 00:45:37.159
Nicole says, you know, she
don't even want to be here, and
689
00:45:37.239 --> 00:45:38.679
you were just like fuck you and
fuck you, and you have to stop,
690
00:45:39.159 --> 00:45:42.599
Danta. You have to stop like
I need to talk to the waitress.
691
00:45:42.599 --> 00:45:45.159
Can you please bring me to double
shots to Henessey out here at s
692
00:45:45.159 --> 00:45:49.960
a P. Thank you. Oh
My god, crying to the waitress inside.
693
00:45:50.079 --> 00:45:52.400
Yeah, is that? Is that? I need two double shots to
694
00:45:52.440 --> 00:45:57.480
Hennessy. So Dante says to Tia, what we're gonna do here, man,
695
00:45:57.880 --> 00:46:00.599
and Tia says, listen, I
don't been and you took that the
696
00:46:00.599 --> 00:46:04.960
wrong way and that is what it
is. And he goes, okay,
697
00:46:05.000 --> 00:46:07.480
you took it the wrong way and
I didn't mean to come after you like
698
00:46:07.559 --> 00:46:10.559
that. I disrespected you and I
apologized, and she goes, I don't
699
00:46:10.599 --> 00:46:16.519
accept your apology because she disrespected me. I am the Godfather. So then
700
00:46:16.639 --> 00:46:20.440
now, after the two double shots
to Hennessey, which obviously they took him
701
00:46:20.440 --> 00:46:24.440
did not give to a deante tea
slurriing Lee says us I don't care,
702
00:46:24.559 --> 00:46:28.519
he's a marine and M m a
fire, cry fire, I don't care
703
00:46:28.519 --> 00:46:30.280
it I mean nothing to me.
Like no, nobody's coming in between men
704
00:46:30.239 --> 00:46:34.880
and a goal. I had to
rewind that six times to even get that.
705
00:46:34.880 --> 00:46:37.400
That's what she said. I know
I need some words because you couldn't
706
00:46:37.440 --> 00:46:40.559
understand her well. To be fair, she missed some words too, exactly.
707
00:46:42.000 --> 00:46:46.320
So deonte walks away and Nicole cries
and she's just bouncing, bouncing mountain,
708
00:46:46.360 --> 00:46:50.039
bouncing her legs, bouncing her whole
body, bouncing mountain, mountain,
709
00:46:50.400 --> 00:46:52.639
and she she says, where did
he go? And Sia gets in her
710
00:46:52.639 --> 00:46:55.760
face. He goes. I can
tell you, I guess Zero Fox,
711
00:46:57.119 --> 00:47:00.480
I love you so much, but
you don't need to be sitting her crying.
712
00:47:00.920 --> 00:47:02.639
And if I didn't show my ass
and act ignorant, then you don't
713
00:47:02.679 --> 00:47:07.400
need to be crying. Now that
we get a very, very upsetting talking
714
00:47:07.440 --> 00:47:12.280
head where the two of them,
Tia and Nicole, are sitting in matching
715
00:47:12.360 --> 00:47:16.800
sweatshirt Jean Jackets and Nicole cries and
she's crying and crying. It says every
716
00:47:16.880 --> 00:47:22.480
time we get an argument. She's
as she's leaving, and Tia, whose
717
00:47:22.519 --> 00:47:27.360
face has gone full splotch, says
you are so stupid and this is so
718
00:47:27.559 --> 00:47:31.559
childish and gets up and walks away. God that. And then and then
719
00:47:31.599 --> 00:47:35.039
at the same time, when it
when it aired, or maybe it was
720
00:47:35.079 --> 00:47:37.639
just last night, because you posted
it on the Graham, didn't you?
721
00:47:37.960 --> 00:47:43.920
At pink shade pod follow us on
Instagram it was a picture of Tia and
722
00:47:44.280 --> 00:47:50.960
Nicole senr in a heavy, heavy
filter situation. That you oh, I
723
00:47:51.000 --> 00:47:52.800
thought it was the damn fly.
I was like he's coming for me.
724
00:47:53.039 --> 00:47:54.920
That was my phone. It was
telling me to eat, go ahead,
725
00:47:55.559 --> 00:48:00.719
the resupply, like on my neck. So what would I say? Oh,
726
00:48:00.719 --> 00:48:04.519
they posted that picture. Didn't you
see it? Maybe it's because we
727
00:48:04.559 --> 00:48:07.480
follow them. You didn't post it. I didn't post what was them getting
728
00:48:07.519 --> 00:48:09.679
engaged or married or whatever, but
it was like some happy thing and they
729
00:48:09.719 --> 00:48:13.760
had like their faces filtered. I
was like, Oh God, they do
730
00:48:13.800 --> 00:48:15.880
a lot of it. You know, they do a lot of face filtering.
731
00:48:15.360 --> 00:48:20.360
They still together, all right.
So let's go onto our favorite now.
732
00:48:20.400 --> 00:48:24.119
I will say I did post some
pretty epic pictures of Stan and Lisa.
733
00:48:24.280 --> 00:48:27.800
Just a lot of Lisa do a
gym from the office looking right at
734
00:48:27.800 --> 00:48:31.440
the camera and a lot of Stam
peering out the window. And there was
735
00:48:31.519 --> 00:48:37.239
a life after lock up, like
official Um Instagram Post that said caption this
736
00:48:37.400 --> 00:48:43.400
and it's stand looking out the window, and someone tagged us and said,
737
00:48:43.480 --> 00:48:47.760
like pink shade pod would say,
Um, here stand ready to settle down
738
00:48:47.760 --> 00:48:52.119
before his night terror, which was
a joke. I made a while back,
739
00:48:52.639 --> 00:48:57.079
um, but I was like,
Oh, okay, maybe we're gonna
740
00:48:57.119 --> 00:49:00.119
get a little attention from life after
lock up with their funny quips about and
741
00:49:00.280 --> 00:49:05.000
in his night terrors. Yes,
it's like stand getting ready to settle in
742
00:49:05.039 --> 00:49:07.480
before his night terror. Okay,
all right, Stan Lisa, before he
743
00:49:07.519 --> 00:49:13.960
takes off his compression socks with his
special tool, with his uh gray,
744
00:49:14.199 --> 00:49:17.559
used to be white, banana hammock. All Right, stand, we can
745
00:49:17.639 --> 00:49:22.199
go all day. All right,
stand in, Lisa. So she so
746
00:49:22.320 --> 00:49:25.480
stand gets home from, you know, sitting at the graveside or wherever he
747
00:49:25.639 --> 00:49:30.440
was and saying you baby, in
his car with the catfish, which is
748
00:49:30.519 --> 00:49:36.159
Lisa. Never Forget Jasmine Fortella and
Um, which is Lisa, still looking
749
00:49:36.159 --> 00:49:38.360
at the producers and being like okay, I gotta go downstairs now. He's
750
00:49:38.440 --> 00:49:43.880
home by like again. The third
character in this is this camera crew.
751
00:49:44.199 --> 00:49:46.400
Yeah, it's it's amazing. She's
not given up on this either. They've
752
00:49:46.400 --> 00:49:50.159
probably told her you need to stop
looking directly the camera. She's like fuck
753
00:49:50.280 --> 00:49:52.719
that, I want everybody at home
to know that I'm onto this guy.
754
00:49:52.760 --> 00:49:58.360
So she looks right at the camera
when he says he's got flowers, and
755
00:49:58.360 --> 00:50:01.159
she looks try. The camera goes
all right from the office and she says,
756
00:50:01.880 --> 00:50:05.880
you know, I'm all about God
and forgiveness, so you know,
757
00:50:05.920 --> 00:50:08.320
I'm going to give him some time
to own up to his behavior. So
758
00:50:08.360 --> 00:50:10.920
she says where you've been standing?
He Goes, Oh, I've been at
759
00:50:10.920 --> 00:50:15.679
the park, which is true,
and she goes yeah, I've been online
760
00:50:15.719 --> 00:50:19.159
looking for jobs, and he tells
her you know, listen, I want
761
00:50:19.159 --> 00:50:22.239
to tell you something, baby.
I've said some things that didn't come out
762
00:50:22.280 --> 00:50:25.320
the right way and I just want
to move on. And she goes yeah,
763
00:50:25.360 --> 00:50:29.440
I think we should, and everything's
out in the open now, right,
764
00:50:29.559 --> 00:50:31.800
and he says yes, and she
goes yeah, so there's no lines
765
00:50:31.880 --> 00:50:36.719
between us, no deception, right, and he says right, okay,
766
00:50:37.000 --> 00:50:38.559
and she says yeah, these flowers, where did you get them? They
767
00:50:38.559 --> 00:50:44.280
look like they came off a grave. And he's like that's so funny.
768
00:50:44.320 --> 00:50:46.280
This is what you suspected, though, remember. Yeah, he was at
769
00:50:46.280 --> 00:50:52.320
a great yard. I took those
probably he probably got a dozen and took
770
00:50:52.480 --> 00:50:55.039
seven to his wife and brought four
homes for himself. No, five,
771
00:50:55.239 --> 00:50:58.239
you know, I can't do math. He brought five phones for himself.
772
00:50:58.280 --> 00:51:04.280
He left seven wife and I exactly
correct. Guy. This is correct because
773
00:51:04.320 --> 00:51:06.880
you said, because last week you
were like, I bet he was at
774
00:51:06.920 --> 00:51:08.519
his wife's grave side, but they
didn't want to film it, you know,
775
00:51:08.679 --> 00:51:13.639
for us to be respectful. And
then they filmed him on that sad
776
00:51:13.679 --> 00:51:17.440
little bench, you know, thinking
about his life. And he didn't have
777
00:51:17.519 --> 00:51:20.840
the flowers then. I bet they
were in the car because they were already
778
00:51:20.840 --> 00:51:22.840
in that weird purple vase with the
bow around it. So he didn't even
779
00:51:22.880 --> 00:51:27.639
leave the vase at the grave side. He just left the flowers there and
780
00:51:27.639 --> 00:51:30.199
then he took some home to Lisa. He is. That's what he did.
781
00:51:30.400 --> 00:51:34.840
That's what he did. So he
says he's not hiding any secrets.
782
00:51:34.880 --> 00:51:37.360
And now we get this little intersticial
of talking about him being so cheap,
783
00:51:37.400 --> 00:51:42.440
and she says Stan is so cheap. He drinks the cheapest wine he goes.
784
00:51:42.920 --> 00:51:46.440
You know, sometimes I will spend
up to six or seven dollars a
785
00:51:46.519 --> 00:51:51.280
bottle, and he says, yeah, I've got a I've got a taste
786
00:51:51.280 --> 00:51:52.639
for finding the cheapest thing. And
he says, you know, I just
787
00:51:52.679 --> 00:51:55.840
like to get a laugh. Like
other people paid four dollars, but I
788
00:51:55.920 --> 00:52:00.360
paid too, and she just looks
over at him and looks at the camera
789
00:52:00.400 --> 00:52:02.199
and goes, I guess this is
how you become a millionaire. I was
790
00:52:02.239 --> 00:52:07.039
like stand, six or seven dollars. He is basically the same. I
791
00:52:07.039 --> 00:52:09.920
mean he's got the WIG and everything
to prove it. He's wig two point
792
00:52:09.920 --> 00:52:14.440
O, remember wig one point was
also like, I'm a millionaire, and
793
00:52:14.519 --> 00:52:16.760
he would be like, you know, recycling juice from his own gut.
794
00:52:17.280 --> 00:52:23.639
UH, remember. He was like
a pandemic. He had thousands and thousands
795
00:52:23.639 --> 00:52:29.119
of bottles of what was it?
It was like it was like Projese.
796
00:52:29.199 --> 00:52:30.280
And he was like, he said, I don't drink water. I never
797
00:52:30.320 --> 00:52:35.159
have, never have had a simple
water like I see from the liver spots
798
00:52:35.199 --> 00:52:37.639
on your face. That's we can
tell from your face. Okay, so,
799
00:52:37.840 --> 00:52:40.960
but they're they're the same. They're
exactly the same, these miserly weird
800
00:52:42.000 --> 00:52:45.280
scrooges circling the globe looking for people. I mean, we'll stand. Only
801
00:52:45.280 --> 00:52:50.920
went to the nearest prison. So
He's just circling St Louis. So she
802
00:52:51.039 --> 00:52:54.599
comes down as the next morning,
we're led to believe, and she comes
803
00:52:54.599 --> 00:52:58.480
into kitchen and this really bright top
and jeans and he goes, Oh,
804
00:52:58.519 --> 00:53:00.800
you look nice es yeah, thanks, and he says yeah, I'm gonna
805
00:53:01.000 --> 00:53:05.119
go play softball with my friend and
she goes, Oh, you're gonna exercise.
806
00:53:05.440 --> 00:53:07.519
It's great to burn calories, and
this is the second time she's done
807
00:53:07.519 --> 00:53:12.039
this. She's trying to give him
a hint that she's jasmine and using the
808
00:53:12.079 --> 00:53:15.239
same words, but he doesn't get
it and she's just looking at the camera
809
00:53:15.320 --> 00:53:17.559
like this guy. And she says, yeah, I'M gonna go see my
810
00:53:17.639 --> 00:53:22.280
friend and he goes Oh, okay, so how long have you known her?
811
00:53:22.800 --> 00:53:24.760
She said, I've known her for
years and I might not come home,
812
00:53:25.000 --> 00:53:28.039
and I guess he's saying like,
is it a girl? How long
813
00:53:28.079 --> 00:53:30.199
you've known her? And she says
something like you're trying to find out if
814
00:53:30.280 --> 00:53:35.000
she's gay. She said something like
that, and he goes no, I'm
815
00:53:35.039 --> 00:53:37.280
just trying to find out who your
friend isn't where you're going. I think
816
00:53:37.320 --> 00:53:39.840
she did say that, because then
we get the flashback of her talking to
817
00:53:39.880 --> 00:53:44.199
her friend in the shop and saying
that she does keep up with this other
818
00:53:44.280 --> 00:53:49.599
friend, Granada. Yeah, because
they used to be together. Basically,
819
00:53:49.800 --> 00:53:52.440
yeah, yeah, yeah, so
she says, I don't know if I'll
820
00:53:52.480 --> 00:53:54.599
be home, and he goes,
well, you might want to rethink that
821
00:53:54.639 --> 00:53:59.000
and you ought to come home because
I've got something planned for us, and
822
00:53:59.039 --> 00:54:01.280
she goes, I don't I don't
know what it is. Goes well,
823
00:54:01.320 --> 00:54:05.480
I'll tell you this, it'll be
fun, it'll be fun, and she
824
00:54:05.559 --> 00:54:08.000
goes, yeah, you know what. I'm all about fun, stand but
825
00:54:08.000 --> 00:54:12.360
I'm also about the truth. And
he just looks at her like wait,
826
00:54:12.400 --> 00:54:15.920
what? And he says she's,
she's, she's digging for something, but
827
00:54:15.039 --> 00:54:17.400
I don't know, I don't know
what it is. And then he just
828
00:54:17.440 --> 00:54:21.760
like shakily looks back and forth,
you know, to the side, and
829
00:54:21.800 --> 00:54:23.599
she says, all right, I
have to go, so give me some
830
00:54:23.599 --> 00:54:28.599
money, any money for an outfit
and for lunch's money for an outfit,
831
00:54:28.639 --> 00:54:31.920
outfit. The whole time she's talking
she is prison food arm around her poole,
832
00:54:32.079 --> 00:54:38.280
eating it with fisting her spoon.
Yeah, yeah, stand this woman
833
00:54:38.639 --> 00:54:43.480
is she could take you. She
could take you right now. She doesn't
834
00:54:43.480 --> 00:54:46.239
need Renata, for sure, she
could take him with that spoon. That
835
00:54:46.440 --> 00:54:50.400
be it exactly. You can break
a hip. You'RE gonna go into the
836
00:54:50.440 --> 00:54:52.639
hospital and then you know what sepsis
and you're done. So be careful,
837
00:54:52.960 --> 00:54:57.719
he's like for for for lunch?
What for an outfit? What? Okay,
838
00:54:57.880 --> 00:55:00.480
I don't think I have any cash. And she goes, what the
839
00:55:00.480 --> 00:55:02.960
Fox Dan? So he goes,
okay, we'll hold on, let's just
840
00:55:04.000 --> 00:55:06.199
go upstairs. Let's just see what
I have. Okay, come on,
841
00:55:06.480 --> 00:55:07.719
I'll give me a minute. Let
me get in my chair, or that
842
00:55:07.760 --> 00:55:16.199
goes up the stairs. You know
that's next for him. He's getting one
843
00:55:16.199 --> 00:55:20.039
of those chairs. He's gonna put
her right in his lap and said let's
844
00:55:20.039 --> 00:55:23.559
go, Little Lady, let's ride
up to the bedroom. All right.
845
00:55:24.679 --> 00:55:30.639
So, so I gave you good
I gave you a good visual there.
846
00:55:30.719 --> 00:55:35.280
Huh, incredible. All I'm picturing
his mother, soprano, going up and
847
00:55:35.280 --> 00:55:43.760
down the stairs and here Jannis.
So he gives her seventy dollars. She's
848
00:55:43.760 --> 00:55:45.320
like, what can I do with
seventy dollars? This stupid it says,
849
00:55:45.639 --> 00:55:52.360
God. Okay. So Renata arrives
and he stares out the window longingly,
850
00:55:52.480 --> 00:55:55.119
like Oh, two chicks, what
are they doing out there? Who is
851
00:55:55.199 --> 00:56:00.599
that GAL? What's going on?
So she says he played me for a
852
00:56:00.719 --> 00:56:07.519
full but I'm going to get revenge
on stand and he just longingly stars out
853
00:56:07.559 --> 00:56:09.719
the window like come back. I've
got the basement. The basement will be
854
00:56:09.800 --> 00:56:14.400
open at seven PM, but can
you can we start at four thirty?
855
00:56:15.079 --> 00:56:17.960
Started four PM. She's gonna beat
him to death with his own fake Dick
856
00:56:19.239 --> 00:56:24.320
in the base. Oh my God, you know you just said that reminded
857
00:56:24.360 --> 00:56:30.280
me. This weekend I watched the
mini saints of Newark, the Sopranos Prequel.
858
00:56:30.719 --> 00:56:32.079
Yes, I got to see that. It was really good. It
859
00:56:32.119 --> 00:56:36.599
took me a little bit of time
to sort of get get your bearing,
860
00:56:36.599 --> 00:56:39.320
because they're telling you who everybody is, and mostly it's so, it's it's
861
00:56:39.360 --> 00:56:45.320
Christopher. Christopher is the narrator.
So Christopher is dead, but telling you
862
00:56:45.360 --> 00:56:49.599
about his life because he's dead.
You, guys, not a spoiler.
863
00:56:49.880 --> 00:56:53.519
Show into ten years ago. Christopher
is dead. So Christophers, yeah,
864
00:56:53.559 --> 00:56:57.239
he's telling you, like here I
am, here, I'm talking for the
865
00:56:57.280 --> 00:57:00.800
grave. I'm the tell of the
story about my dad and a kid that
866
00:57:00.880 --> 00:57:05.079
he befriends named Tony. So it's
a story really of Christopher's dad and how
867
00:57:05.119 --> 00:57:08.679
he befriends Tony when Tony's DADS in
prison. M Hm, but all the
868
00:57:08.719 --> 00:57:12.119
characters are like, Oh, okay, all right, wait. So I
869
00:57:12.159 --> 00:57:14.760
had to text somebody. Oh,
I think I texted our bunkie amy and
870
00:57:14.920 --> 00:57:20.679
was like WHO's Barbara? Because they
show Tony and Janice, like you said,
871
00:57:20.880 --> 00:57:23.639
and then sister Barbara, and I
was like I don't remember sister Barbara.
872
00:57:23.719 --> 00:57:27.320
They have another sister who has hardly
ever featured on the show. She
873
00:57:27.320 --> 00:57:30.480
does come on a few times because
she comes, she's she's there on the
874
00:57:30.480 --> 00:57:32.760
show and I'm like who is she? Anyway, it's pretty fascinating how baby
875
00:57:32.800 --> 00:57:37.119
Christopher is really terrified to Tony and
won't look him in the eye, like
876
00:57:37.199 --> 00:57:39.039
he'll laugh and anybody picks him up, but when Tony, who's a teenager,
877
00:57:39.079 --> 00:57:44.000
picks him up, Christopher starts falling
crying every time, and Tony's like
878
00:57:44.039 --> 00:57:45.159
I don't know why. It's like
he's scared at me. I was like,
879
00:57:45.239 --> 00:57:50.159
well, he didn't murder him later. Yeah, yeah, and his
880
00:57:50.280 --> 00:57:54.280
girlfriend. So it's kind of like
Jagger deret's son and Beverly Hills when team
881
00:57:54.280 --> 00:58:00.519
looks at Erica Girardi and bad guy. He's a bad guy. I'm the
882
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bad guy, Billie ellish, do
do, do, do, do,
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okay, alright, the stand looking
at the window. I mean everyone's probably
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seen it on social media this weekend. The hilarious, the horror movie,
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gifts, jifts, memes, I
don't know whatever the kids are calling him.
886
00:58:15.840 --> 00:58:21.039
Yeah, Hilarious, yeah, he
couldn't. It's a four PM horror
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movie for everyone, for all the
kids on Halloween. Al Right, next
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00:58:24.400 --> 00:58:29.719
four PM horror movie next Friday.
On Life after lock up. Next Friday
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00:58:29.719 --> 00:58:36.639
you're invited to a lock up wedding
spectacular. First, John and Christianna face
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00:58:36.840 --> 00:58:42.360
a major alter cation and then with
Nicole unsure about tea, how will she
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00:58:42.480 --> 00:58:45.920
handled this question? Please attend a
new life after lock up next Friday at
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00:58:46.000 --> 00:58:51.920
nine on wheezy be so what we
see here is Christianna walks by with a
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00:58:52.000 --> 00:58:53.880
pack of smokes in her wedding dress, heading towards the altar. With the
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00:58:53.920 --> 00:58:59.000
pack of smokes in hand, love
is screams out, it's my day.
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God damnit. It would have only
been better if it would have been stuffed
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00:59:01.639 --> 00:59:07.039
in her sage. Yes, she
must have pockets. So and then we
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00:59:07.159 --> 00:59:14.920
see them at the altar and we
hear, does anyone hear object record scratch.
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00:59:15.599 --> 00:59:20.920
And then we see these two,
Nicole and TA, sitting outside and
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Nicole says, I've never loved anybody
more than I love myself and then we
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00:59:24.400 --> 00:59:29.719
see t pop in the question and
that's it. That's it. Please attend
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00:59:29.840 --> 00:59:32.199
this wedding of life after lock up
next Friday at Nineo we TV. Oh,
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00:59:32.239 --> 00:59:36.719
we will, we will, and
if you don't think you should litter
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00:59:36.800 --> 00:59:39.559
jacket to go with it, I
do. So if we're doing a video
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for our love after lock up recap
next week, just plan your glitter attire
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beforehand because we are attending. We
could definitely put on. I've got my
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00:59:49.760 --> 00:59:52.960
wedding veil. It still fits.
Oh my God, I still have mine
907
00:59:52.000 --> 00:59:58.400
too. That still fits my way. That's that's so funny. I have
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00:59:58.480 --> 01:00:00.599
my dress and everything all in the
back room and one day and I was
909
01:00:00.639 --> 01:00:04.519
like should you put this on?
I go yeah, no, Um,
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01:00:04.559 --> 01:00:08.199
but let's try my veil on.
That fits. It's perfectly. It's perfectly.
911
01:00:08.400 --> 01:00:12.239
Took that comb right on my hair. Okay, that you know what
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01:00:12.280 --> 01:00:15.800
Aaron is. Not a bad idea. There, I'm down. I got
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a Sierra, I got my veil, I got everything. Yeah, let's
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01:00:17.960 --> 01:00:21.800
do it, all right, but
glitter jacket, if you can find one,
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01:00:22.000 --> 01:00:23.360
everybody, get one on for next
week. We should have a viewing
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01:00:23.440 --> 01:00:28.280
party, a glitter jacket and,
uh, if you're SA, apparently,
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01:00:28.360 --> 01:00:31.239
a dress that doesn't fit. So
there's nothing a fifteen year old girl likes
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01:00:31.239 --> 01:00:34.880
more than putting on clothes that don't
fit and looking like a full over front
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01:00:34.880 --> 01:00:37.400
a bunch of people. Fifteen year
old girls love that, Love Shit.
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01:00:37.840 --> 01:00:44.360
Oh, poor girl. Well,
we'll be back tomorrow with ace the other
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way and we'll be back then later
in the week with a Tarot card reader.
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On Shade Patreon, I'M gonna be
talking to Keisha of the Labor Lounge
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01:00:53.840 --> 01:00:58.880
doing our bravo breakdown. I know
I can't wait to talk to her.
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01:00:59.199 --> 01:01:01.360
You've gotten to do it a couple
of times. I love her and it's
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01:01:01.400 --> 01:01:07.719
her birthday time, so it's labor
time. And then Amy Archer is going
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to come back on hey bunky and
reprise her role as a fellow bunky recap
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and Plat Ville and Family Chantel.
So we're gonna do all this this week
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and very paying going on a little
I'm going on a little girls drop with
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some friends to celebrate a birthday,
and Aaron is gonna uh do it all
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01:01:27.360 --> 01:01:31.320
alone and just enjoy the dulcet tones
of Aaron Martin and you won't have to
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hear my scratchy boys for a few
days. Oh my God, God bless
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this is a drop in the bucket
of being Jesus carrying you on the for
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01:01:39.480 --> 01:01:43.239
what you have done for me.
This is a drop in the bucket.
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All right, you guys. We
love you. Thanks for leaving a five
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01:01:46.320 --> 01:01:50.360
star review if you get the chance. That's really helpful. For spreading the
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01:01:50.400 --> 01:01:54.000
word of the PODCAST, and thanks
for supporting our sponsors and just supporting us
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01:01:54.000 --> 01:01:57.960
by listening here. Mary Payne,
you have a great day. You two
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girl back bye time to time.
