Laughter & Legends - Oops All Dunklepuffs! - Part 2

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Hello, and welcome to the pit pod. I am joined
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by a teacher, an improviser, a singer, a wonderful, talented,
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all around phenomenal human Meghan Hyde.
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Oh my god, you're gonna make me cry. No, no,
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don't make me cry right now.
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I about celebrated that, and I was like, no, I
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don't want to, but it is wonderful to be talking
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to you. Thank you so much for chatting with me.
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Thank you so much for having me again.
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So we're chatting to Megan. The episode of laughter and
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legends that people will be listening to is part two
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of Oops, All Dunkle Puffs. It was a little chaotic energy.
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How did you feel about it?
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This was a wild, wild show. It was so much
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fun to do. Thinking about my costume, I'm a mouse
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and now I'm a baby mouse. So my thoughts on
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it were like, I guess I'm just this this pink thing.
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I guess I'm all pink adorable. And then there was
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the added element of we're all in diapers.
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It felt like this wonderful, unique bonding experience for everyone
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who was a Dunkle Puff of like, let's go, it's
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diaper time.
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It's diaper time. Yeah, and I really think that the
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game within the game was let's mess with Casey, which
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I do want to say, if you're a student of Casey's,
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please don't do that.
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This is only for Casey's peers of a long term friendship.
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Who are allowed.
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And the reason for it is because Casey in this
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show is the one who messes with Ethan the most
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and just makes you know, the dungeon master's life more difficult.
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And so it was just a like and he knew,
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Casey knew that we were going to be doing this, yes,
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and so you know, in a way, he was in
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on it. But it was like tasty your own medicine
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kind of thing, but in a loving way because we
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all absolutely adore Casey.
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It felt kind of like Casey paid a long term
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of penance in like two shows and genuinely did love it.
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And so yeah, yeah, we all had a great time.
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It was really fun and there was yeah, I mean
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there were scenes where the whole goal was to see
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how crazy we could make him.
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Someone's diaper was changed.
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Yes, that was mine. I got a diaper change, And really,
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I mean he's like, I'm just gonna put it.
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Over the one that you're.
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Wearing good, respectful, good, wonderful good boundaries, good boundaries.
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It.
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Yeah, you got to have those conversations about your physical
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boundaries when you're on a team.
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So one of the probably first thing of improv yes,
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and second thing of improv check with someone before you
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change their diaper on stage.
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Yep.
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Like that's that's in all the books. So lots of
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new things are happening here at the theater. We're sitting
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in an adorable foyer, for one, but also there's new teams.
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Yeaw, opening teams.
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Oh my goodness. We had auditions and we had over
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thirty people turn out for these auditions. And every time
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we fill this space with people who are here saying yes,
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make me part of this, it warms my heart so much.
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It's such a beautiful thing to, you know, stand up
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on that stage and look out and see the community
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that we've been building for the last almost couple of years,
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and just in such a short time. It's been less
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than two years, and we already have so many people
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who are showing up and asking to be part of it,
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and friendships forming and people hiking together and making crafts,
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and you know, it's that's that was our goal. That
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was what we set out to do in the beginning,
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and it's so rewarding to see that happening mm hmm.
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And I feel like there's a lot of people who
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like are looking for community, looking for something creative to do,
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and to find somewhere like this that can provide community
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and like creative outlets is so cool to see that
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we love that type of stuff, but at those auditions,
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there's so many other people who want the exact same thing,
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and so it was so much fun to be a
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part of. On the other side as well, it was great.
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Thank you guys for putting this together.
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I'm excited and to see what comes of these new
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teams and bring more people into this amazing community. And
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I think a lot of people, you know, they hear
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improv and they think, oh, that's scary. The number one
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response when I tell people I do improv, they say,
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I could never do that, And honestly, that's what I
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thought my first time. And then I came to a
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like a jam and I saw it and I was like,
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I can do that, and then I never looked back.
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And I think everyone can and everyone should try it
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at some point because I think it just it helps
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you to grow and to learn all kinds of delicious
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life lessons.
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Yeah.
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I think there's the performance aspect if that's something that
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you really love. There's exploring who you are in new
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scenes and that's a huge part of it. There's neuroplasticity.
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There's a ton of different reasons to be doing improv,
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and it's really cool to see so many people who
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have different reasons all coming to be a part of
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the same thing. Absolutely, he's so stinkin' cool.
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I love it.
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And so if anybody listening to this wants a little
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taste of that, a little morsel of all of the
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things that we've been absolutely loving, where would they go
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to find tickets to shows, see what classes are going on?
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Head on over to our website, Peak improv dot com.
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Heck yes, And so now everyone is going to listen
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to Oops all Duncle Puff's Part two.
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Do if you're fancy?
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I am? I am? Now how you guys doing it?
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All?
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Right?
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Come on?
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How you doing?
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I didn't hear any AGGRESSI but on this side, come
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on this side. You guys have so little people over here?
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You mean to make up for it?
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How about this side?
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I'm a good sigh, that's not jill.
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Still picture has ass? All right, Welcome everybody, This is
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Laughter Legends. This is a crazy show, and I hope
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you're ready to buckle in the first Russiom's that way,
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exit that way. This is not a kid show. I
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see you over there, all right? Is there a child
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over there?
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Still?
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Yeah?
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Okay, she's tucking all right.
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So but just know that this is gonna be a
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crazy show. We're gonna go through a bunch of stuff.
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This is gonna be a lot of fun. Who's been
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the peg and Rob before?
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We gonna be what? Who has not been here before?
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I go, oh, cool, nice, nice, well, welcome.
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I'm really glad that you guys were willing to make
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that weird noise.
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Give it up for those guys.
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Everybody tonight is very special. This is the second part
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of Oops All duncle Puffs. The first show of oopshall
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duncle Puff was last month. Don't worry, I'm gonna catch
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you guys up. Oops All duncle Puffs means I played
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five different versions of dunkle Puffs throughout the lore of
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our Laughter and Legends. All of them have died and
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I can't seem to keep them alive. And now somehow
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they survived the first round. So it's fine. It's fine,
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they're surviving the lower When it comes to a duncle puff,
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is is that when you die as a duncle Puff,
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you get revived Phoenix style.
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You revive in your ashes, and you grow and you
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become a baby version of yourself.
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Okay, so there's a bunch of babies tonight, because four
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of the five duncle Puffs died last time, so they're
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all babies. We got a bunch of babies. There's a
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mama baby, there's a baby baby. There's a bunch of babies.
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I told you, guys, this is gonna be wild.
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Yeah. So I'm really excited about this show.
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Normally Ethan who is gonna play team douncle Puff tonight.
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He is our dungeon Master normally, and I am the
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agent of chaos. I make this incredibly hard for him.
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So now it's my turn the past two shows to
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be tortured by these guys. So yeah, I have some
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things prepared. Let's get started. Everybody give it up for me.
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After a multiversal clash the duncle Puffs, every last one
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of those beautiful idiots have died and been reborn as
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babies again, except for one teen duncle Puffs survived, the angsty,
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slightly sociopathic older brother of the bunch. He's back with
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his swoopy hair, black lipstick, and even blacker soul. The
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group finds themselves transported to what feels like the set
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of Leave It to Beaver, an upper middle class home.
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Is this their new battlefield? A suburban backyard. That's not
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all it.
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Is the babies To them, it's an uncharted realm of
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danger and destiny, where every bush hides a beast, every
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gnome is a god, and every.
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Sandboxes the edge of the god m universe.
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Welcome everybody to whom sold duncle Puffs the diaper destiny.
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We start, didn't buncle Puff and baby Mommy, douncle Puff.
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I'm going through all the books in the new home,
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trying to discover how to age these babies faster.
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Team.
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Douncle Puff is so sick of babysitting.
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Ny hold the rope. God, damn it.
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You're a bad horsey horse talking that too.
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This sucks?
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Why why you made me do this?
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Look at those books like that one, and then Little Women,
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and then.
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The one written by the terse all right, stuff you
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mean another ye, no, let me just hip.
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Still make me, don't make me don't.
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I'm sorry, deeply upsetting to everyone.
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Just read me the pretty book titles.
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There's one, yep, Treasure Island.
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That's what I said.
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One of these books holds the clues as to how
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you can make these babies get older.
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I got to read book titles for me. I gotta
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read parenting books.
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A chicken soup for the teenage soul.
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That one sounds intriguing.
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You're just the same words at this point.
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No, doctor spak is a very good child rearer man
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from start.
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It's a totally different person before your time.
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It's really sometimes it's the babies that teach us.
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Oh yeah, let's check on McDonald had a farm.
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Yeah yeah, you open up old McDonald had a farm.
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This one, this is one read ready and inside of
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it you see that.
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To restore them back to their original ages, you need
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to hit four milestones of maturation.
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First step.
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Is first steps, Second step is first words, Third step
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is first crush. Fourth step is first existential crisis. And
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then it just says E I E I oh great great.
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Well.
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First step sounds like like we can accomplish that.
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Okank you me, I'll take the rope. Please.
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What does a horse?
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You say? You're not my dad?
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Other babies a symbol?
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Give it up for the babies, everybody, This is original
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duncle puff baby. Then we have lampatuey baby, and then
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last but not least baby baby.
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It's just a giant sperm.
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Everybody.
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Everyone hold the road?
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Yeah?
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Where everyone grab a road?
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Yes, so we don't get lost.
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So where do you guys want to go? You guys
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want to learn your first steps? First, your first words.
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First. I wouldn't go after first. Crush yet you're not
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quite Oh yeah, I want to cry?
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No first excidential crisis yet.
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Jesus crush.
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It's almost like everyone being babies was a bad idea.
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I like it star being a baby.
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The horsey noise, forget about it.
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Forget about it.
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Sperm you let's see you.
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First steps?
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All right, first steps, guys, Okay, Hey, we're gonna walk around.
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First steps is actually outside in the area one you
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guys pull up to the diaper dunes. Uh, this is
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the sand pit outside. No, this is no normal sandbox.
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This is the diaper dunes. A vast ship colored wasteland
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of buried toys, hands and serpents, which are also just
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garden hoses and dunes so unstoppable they can swallow a
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toddler hole poopy diaper in all, I have a question.
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Yeah, what you said?
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Ship colored? Which? Can you be more specific?
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Babies? There's a range, there's a lot of color. It's
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like it's like the brown poop.
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Teenager? Got it? All right, we're here, great? Can we go?
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Now? This is a great turist. You're not gonna check
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it out?
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What are you gonna do? What are you guys gonna
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do with the sandpit? What is your angsty?
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You guys want to write down that ship dune with
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on cardboard like a slid?
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Hell yeah, yeah, I've added I'm on my phone, deuces. Babies,
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look at you.
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Go, bab mama baby, I'm mommy baby, mommy baby? Why cray?
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Why not say it every time?
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Do I still have to do damage to myself when
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I say yeah?
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Every time you say mommy, you have to you have
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to take damage. But anytime someone calls you mommy, you
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get extra power.
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Well, I've called you mommy like a couple of times.
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My son, don't talk like that?
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Tch you guys are walking into the sandpit. Then is
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that what happens.
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Rotting down on hardboard?
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Very nice, kind of what I expected to happen. Nice.
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All right, who welcome to the sand pits. Everybody enter
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the sandman in the distance of the sand pits. You guys,
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hear a bunch of a bunch of voices just saying wobble, wobble, wobble, wobble.
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Hey I been those?
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Yeah, very nice.
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You guys gonna approach hell you all right, you're approaching
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this approaching of a sword door.
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Okay, it looks like an egg. Yeah, yeah, so hard approach.
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This firm goes first, center expendable money.
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Alright, alright, soperm goes in first. He's approached by one
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of the wobble gods. Do you want to sit everybody
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sit down?
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Yeah?
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Uh Sperm Sperm approaches one of the wobble gods. Uh.
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And and the wobble god. Uh.
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Will we'll bring you guys into something here in a second.
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But what do you say when the wobble god walks
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up to he's a giant. I say, he looks like
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one of those pokemon. Yeah that when you hit him,
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he just wobbles back and forth. I say, do you
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want some goldfish crackers?
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Oh?
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That's nice?
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Yeah, all right, he responds with no, I do not
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want any. I do not want any gold fish crackers.
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That's not what I need in there.
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Hey, hey, wobble god, are you one of the You
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look like a pokemon. Do you look like one of
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the ones. That's just a guy?
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Yeah? Yeah, it's just a guy. And there's like a
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blue guy that wobbles.
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Blue is my favorite color.
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Good.
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I'm glad there's so many babies here. I thought blue
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was a number.
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Remember that that when you guys are on this mission
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that it's almost like the rug Rats.
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You guys can take on better rules.
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At this point, we're like, you feel more powerful like
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the r think Tommy Pickles here. Okay, it's gonna be
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off the rails.
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Very nice.
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I've had a mom, I got a dad name.
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Why are you here? Why are you in my sandpit?
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My mama d d let me up.
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I think we were trying to learn how to walk.
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You watch your first step milestone.
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Huh.
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I kind of want to do honestly, you want.
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To wobble.
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Perfect. I'm so glad you guys are here to wobble,
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because we're gonna wobble. Baby, the sperm is wobbling too much.
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Expect If you guys wants your wall, if you guys
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want your first step milestone, we're gonna have to lead
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into this very first game.
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I need all of you guys is to get up
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on the stage. Give it up for him, everybody, very nice.
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What I want from all of you guys is to
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tie your ankles together.
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Yep, go down the line and just tie tie ankles.
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Here's more of that. I don't have any ankles. More
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you tie You have to just do what?
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Okay, sorry, am I trying my ankles together?
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Tied to the other phone? Just ti the I got
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two ankles. There you go, you ankle to his ankle,
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his ankle.
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It's like anchaging.
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This is not that hard. Everybody will have a quick
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intermission while we figured. Yeah, make sure it's hard to
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move around. Just tie yourselves up. Tie his actual angles,
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have ankles. Okay, I hate this so much.
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I'm not.
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Every more one of them are fired after this. It's
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not a single one of them are allowed to play
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the game, especially the one with out of the ankles. Alright,
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it's hard to move off.
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Just let me explain the game. Tory, tinkles, you piece
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of ship. You should be better at this, all right, stop.
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I'm gonna kill all of you, a bunch of them.
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Drink. I hope you die.
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Shut up is so hard, all right, God damn it?
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All right?
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So I want three audience members that want to participate.
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Here are my audience members that want to participate. You
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guys are not gonna get tied up.
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Very nice when you get here. You guys will be
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like guessers. Everybody, very good, your name to give a well,
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we're not.
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What's your name?
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Patrick?
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Give it over for Patrick? And okay, they're gonna be
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our guessers. They are going to guess what item they
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are going to try to make. So we are going
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to give them an item that they have to make
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just by making motions out of their body. They can't talk,
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but they have to become this item while being tied
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up to each other and no talking. Yeah, shut up already, please.
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So I want it to be incredibly hard for you guys.
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Tie yourselves up as much as possible, make it hard.
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And yeah, so you guys will become a toilet or
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an airplane. You guys over here are going to try
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to guess what they are trying to make. If you
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guess right, then they will survive this without any damage.
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If you get wrong, we'll figure it out later. All right, everybody,
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you guys get it? Do you three get it?
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Yeah?
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Do you guys get it?
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Audible?
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Yes?
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This yeah?
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Cool? Good?
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Very good?
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Uh?
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Nice?
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Nice? Nice?
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All right.
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I want you guys to turn around and very nice.
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The first time.
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And they're gonna make what is the first side in
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their making a full mailbox.
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A fuam mailbox that's perfect with the flag and everything. Yeah,
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don't forget the flag. All right.
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What's the next sid and they're gonna make let's make
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it something that is crazy a rube.
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Yes, perfect torture.
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Now, let's make something that an idea of some sort.
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Cannibal You guys are going to try to make cannibalism.
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Okay, very nice, all right, y'all, let's review cannibalism.
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Okay, cool, All right, give up with these guys, everybody,
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very good.
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Confirm you didn't hear what these were?
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Oh, very good?
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All right, nice, nice, nice.
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So I will be giving you guys a timer to
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make this first item. Who will be our first guesser,
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the Genie. Give it up for Patrick. Everybody get up
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here on stage.
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Very nice.
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All right, for this very first item, I'm only give
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you guys twenty seconds to do this. Let's see if
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you guys are able to do this. Ready, set, go.
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George, Washington Bridge, Newark Tunnels.
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It's halfway. Then this is uh industrial cupcitting factory. Stop stop,
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step off?
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What was it?
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You asked me?
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What? Yeah, what was it?
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I'm taking a mailbox. So much damage from that, so
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much fucking damage from that.
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I'm so glad you guys failed because they're taking all
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the damage.
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It's gonna be a short shot, right next up, give
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it up for a spin. Alright, this next round, I
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will give you fifteen seconds.
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Ready set, Oh go, Yeah, butterfly coming out of its coshoon.
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Uh summer salty beetles of people that haven't gone to
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physical therapy. Dj Nerns holds some libraries.
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I gave you thirty seconds.
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You still fail?
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What were you really excu you guys saw.
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Where I think so I was thinking transformer, but I
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don't know of Audrey. Everybody, all right, next item, ready,
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I'll give.
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You thirty seconds on this one. Actually I'll give you
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a whole. It's not an item. Actually this is a thought,
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and it's not really a thought. It's a it's a
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way of bah. I guess if it crash in a
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plane or something, or if you're Jeffrey, I God, forty.
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Five seconds, I'll give you what is it? The walking Dead?
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You're close.
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Speaking up? What is it?
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Candasm? It very nice? Give it like Audrey.
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I'm not excited that you got it. Now we can walk,
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we said Jeffrey Dahmer. I gave it away, all right,
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I should have.
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Give updre. Everybody.
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Uh, you guys all take two D four of damage,
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but you do get your walking bad.
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We're gonna say so much more damage right now on real,
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we're gonna take.
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Now.
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Just sit down with that, please the rest of the show.
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You gotta wear that.
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I don't know any fucking arms. Guys, we can, you know,
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we can go get scissors, come ribbon?
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Okay, mama, baby mama, oh ship the thought you god,
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I'm just.
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The you guys, sit down, yeah, give it up with them, everybody,
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all right. I brought scissors just in case there.
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Everybody. Uh, you guys, get out of.
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The sand pits. You guys are just fine except for
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two D four damage. We'll play the Wobble Baby song as.
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You roll that. Could you roll my damage please? Yeah?
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We want more wobbling than the wobble Gods.
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I got one.
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Listen?
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Can you write?
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Can you?
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Oh?
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I've never been a sperm assistant before?
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Correct?
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Okay?
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Awesome? Well then okay, so uh I love this. This
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was fantastic. I hope that you guys for yourself.
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I got it, I get you it.
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My nail's gone.
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First word or first crush? Where are you guys going next?
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I want to crush.
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Fist white word v first word.
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It sounds like you're getting over rulled. We'll get to
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my crush eventually. I'm a baby.
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I'm taking your feet, all right.
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Uh.
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Then you guys walk around the yard and you walk
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up onto the sprinkler swamp.
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Uh okay, this is what it sounds like. It's quiet here.
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You step into the sprinkler swamp, a boggy, drippy, drizzly
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nightmare where the sky squirts sideways and the earth is
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twenty percent mud and eighty percent regret.
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Did you say the sky squirt sideways?
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Beside squirt? It's a fucking sprinkler.
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Is it one of these sprinklers it goes like like
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or is it like one of the ones that goes
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like this, or is it like the ones that go like.
504
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It's important?
505
00:29:34.480 --> 00:29:34.720
It is?
506
00:29:34.880 --> 00:29:35.119
It is?
507
00:29:35.279 --> 00:29:37.559
It's a couple of those of them, A couple of
508
00:29:37.559 --> 00:29:40.519
those ones. Yeah, those everybody.
509
00:29:44.359 --> 00:29:46.640
Uh, And that regret is one hundred percent because you
510
00:29:46.720 --> 00:29:49.359
misjudged that slipping slide and you've had a messed up
511
00:29:49.480 --> 00:29:50.319
back ever since.
512
00:29:50.920 --> 00:29:53.079
Uh, another baby injury.
513
00:29:53.400 --> 00:29:57.720
Every blade of grass is soaked in confusion, and at
514
00:29:57.759 --> 00:30:00.839
the center of it all a damp off it a
515
00:30:01.000 --> 00:30:03.599
wet whisperer, a soggy sage.
516
00:30:04.319 --> 00:30:07.319
His name is slim Jim. I knew he was gonna
517
00:30:07.359 --> 00:30:11.160
slim Jim, how do you know? What do you guys
518
00:30:11.200 --> 00:30:13.359
want to do? Grease?
519
00:30:14.160 --> 00:30:20.079
We're gonna cast grease, but I want to.
520
00:30:23.039 --> 00:30:25.079
Yeah, I want to assist.
521
00:30:25.160 --> 00:30:25.839
I want to grease.
522
00:30:25.920 --> 00:30:29.400
That's fine. Hell yeah, that's very dunkley.
523
00:30:30.839 --> 00:30:31.960
Are there monsters?
524
00:30:32.920 --> 00:30:34.599
That's what I want to ask, Slim Jim.
525
00:30:34.880 --> 00:30:39.359
Those rubbery frog creatures that live in this area. They're
526
00:30:39.440 --> 00:30:42.759
called wibble nogs, whom they only speak in reverse.
527
00:30:42.960 --> 00:30:45.480
Oh, I feel like I feel like I could really
528
00:30:45.640 --> 00:30:46.480
identify with them.
529
00:30:47.359 --> 00:30:50.839
I guess swim yeah, because you're kind of like a tadpoint.
530
00:30:50.920 --> 00:30:55.240
Yeah, exactly, what makes sense. Yeah, I don't understand how
531
00:30:55.279 --> 00:30:59.880
to control my volume of a fucking storm. Jesus Christ,
532
00:30:59.920 --> 00:31:03.160
I hate you. It's like looking in a mirror.
533
00:31:03.440 --> 00:31:08.319
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
534
00:31:08.519 --> 00:31:09.960
Is that what you wanted me to buy?
535
00:31:10.279 --> 00:31:10.519
Say?
536
00:31:13.400 --> 00:31:13.759
Damn it?
537
00:31:14.640 --> 00:31:16.519
Eve him kids. I was gonna say, give him a
538
00:31:16.559 --> 00:31:17.000
kids beer.
539
00:31:18.119 --> 00:31:22.839
That's my son, because you're you're I'm younger than your son.
540
00:31:22.920 --> 00:31:23.720
But all right, here we go.
541
00:31:24.160 --> 00:31:26.799
All right, you guys want to walk up the slim
542
00:31:26.920 --> 00:31:28.599
jim it's one of those rubbery frog people.
543
00:31:28.759 --> 00:31:30.119
What do you want to do? I thought there was
544
00:31:30.200 --> 00:31:34.799
grease grease everywhere. It didn't fucking do anything. I used
545
00:31:34.799 --> 00:31:39.680
the grace to slide off the slim Jim. Perfect.
546
00:31:39.920 --> 00:31:45.559
That's really good impression person, Slim Jym says in a
547
00:31:45.680 --> 00:31:46.640
very high pitched voice.
548
00:31:46.960 --> 00:31:57.559
He did, he say okay, no, he said kayo.
549
00:32:01.000 --> 00:32:02.640
It's because you're a knockout son.
550
00:32:03.279 --> 00:32:05.799
Who knockout?
551
00:32:06.599 --> 00:32:11.000
Look, buddy, slim Jim. Right, I'm looking for a pretty
552
00:32:11.079 --> 00:32:13.400
as thank you're seen a round.
553
00:32:14.720 --> 00:32:18.359
That's my that's my He's got a got a sad
554
00:32:18.480 --> 00:32:22.880
question on on Yeah, he's saying no.
555
00:32:23.240 --> 00:32:25.920
No, he's saying no backwards.
556
00:32:29.839 --> 00:32:30.720
The baby.
557
00:32:34.160 --> 00:32:34.839
Slimming him.
558
00:32:35.240 --> 00:32:38.480
Uh what if you roll an investigation of the bornout
559
00:32:38.519 --> 00:32:39.000
slim Jim?
560
00:32:39.400 --> 00:32:48.559
There, I can't roll anything the Tolls movie.
561
00:32:50.759 --> 00:32:51.920
That's eleven.
562
00:32:52.519 --> 00:32:56.200
Okay, someone else rolling investigation.
563
00:32:57.880 --> 00:32:58.119
In the.
564
00:33:00.160 --> 00:33:01.119
Yeah, I got thirteen.
565
00:33:02.000 --> 00:33:03.079
It's like a SPA day.
566
00:33:05.799 --> 00:33:08.440
I got a neat twenty twenty as well.
567
00:33:08.680 --> 00:33:11.359
All right, that's twenty, both of you. Give it up
568
00:33:11.400 --> 00:33:22.279
the NAT twenty. Everybody, please again, Ridge.
569
00:33:22.079 --> 00:33:25.480
Does nothing that took away one of your can trips
570
00:33:25.599 --> 00:33:30.480
or whatever it's called, spell slaws mouse is worth it.
571
00:33:30.640 --> 00:33:32.759
You can use your net twenty okay, all right, all right,
572
00:33:32.920 --> 00:33:35.680
So your not twenty shows you that.
573
00:33:37.279 --> 00:33:38.160
That that.
574
00:33:39.839 --> 00:33:41.359
That that slim Jim is.
575
00:33:41.480 --> 00:33:44.079
It's pretty much a bridge troll that he's sitting there
576
00:33:44.599 --> 00:33:48.279
and to and to get your own to have your
577
00:33:48.359 --> 00:33:52.519
first words, you're gonna have to get past this bridge
578
00:33:52.559 --> 00:33:54.319
troll and solve a puzzle.
579
00:33:54.400 --> 00:33:55.920
I want to charm the bridge troll.
580
00:33:56.400 --> 00:33:56.759
Damn it.
581
00:33:57.160 --> 00:34:00.599
I was gonna do intelligence of two. I figure, oh wait, that's.
582
00:34:00.480 --> 00:34:01.119
Just my does it?
583
00:34:01.240 --> 00:34:02.759
Do any of you guys know how to play bridge?
584
00:34:03.880 --> 00:34:05.039
Now play bridge?
585
00:34:06.240 --> 00:34:08.000
He can play bridge? Is not giving an advantage it
586
00:34:08.079 --> 00:34:12.320
does not. I might play my different rules. Someone wants
587
00:34:12.320 --> 00:34:14.519
to give us advantage because you give play bridge. Okay,
588
00:34:19.719 --> 00:34:21.239
well that advantage does well.
589
00:34:21.360 --> 00:34:23.760
I will give you three of the words that I'm
590
00:34:23.800 --> 00:34:28.920
about to tell you said forwards instead of backwards. I'm
591
00:34:28.960 --> 00:34:31.320
going to give you guys a riddle to pass me.
592
00:34:31.719 --> 00:34:34.559
But I'm going to say it completely backwards right now.
593
00:34:35.000 --> 00:34:38.159
And you guys have to solve this riddle. Only start
594
00:34:38.239 --> 00:34:46.519
dining if you can, ye, Repaid, yep, suck new Frat
595
00:34:47.400 --> 00:34:48.960
it me to.
596
00:34:49.079 --> 00:34:53.719
Get out, No scot you get flower.
597
00:34:55.840 --> 00:35:00.800
Nie sniggle riff, no law to.
598
00:35:03.599 --> 00:35:04.280
Push me back.
599
00:35:06.000 --> 00:35:07.519
What I got that?
600
00:35:08.079 --> 00:35:11.000
What I got I heard in Ni was in.
601
00:35:11.880 --> 00:35:14.440
I don't think he's saying the backwards things right.
602
00:35:14.639 --> 00:35:14.920
I am.
603
00:35:15.800 --> 00:35:17.920
I practiced all fucking day, Julia.
604
00:35:18.119 --> 00:35:18.519
I am.
605
00:35:20.039 --> 00:35:20.440
Backward.
606
00:35:22.199 --> 00:35:25.960
If you, for you listening on the podcast, play this
607
00:35:26.119 --> 00:35:27.800
in reverse, it will be perfect.
608
00:35:29.880 --> 00:35:33.320
He said, new fraud one time, tarfoon.
609
00:35:33.760 --> 00:35:34.079
What the.
610
00:35:35.559 --> 00:35:37.440
Sorry discuss you guys.
611
00:35:37.519 --> 00:35:40.639
You guys can solve this. You got this front wise
612
00:35:40.719 --> 00:35:42.400
words do you want me to read in front?
613
00:35:43.239 --> 00:35:45.480
And our food, our.
614
00:35:45.440 --> 00:35:48.840
Food, our food, new far new frat afternoon.
615
00:35:49.880 --> 00:35:57.960
Oh it's a man man man man walks on.
616
00:35:58.320 --> 00:36:02.400
You only get one guest, is that your final answer?
617
00:36:04.400 --> 00:36:06.840
Is that your final answer? You get two more words?
618
00:36:07.199 --> 00:36:16.880
Tell you then? I'm you guys are playing so much
619
00:36:17.000 --> 00:36:17.519
like I play.
620
00:36:17.559 --> 00:36:20.920
It's not wow all of you.
621
00:36:24.159 --> 00:36:25.440
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
622
00:36:25.559 --> 00:36:27.280
It's not a man. It's not a man.
623
00:36:27.480 --> 00:36:29.760
All you guys take D four of damage right now.
624
00:36:31.320 --> 00:36:36.239
Slim Jim gets real pissed and shoots his tongue at again.
625
00:36:40.320 --> 00:36:47.119
Thank you. He uh, he throws up. He throws up
626
00:36:47.159 --> 00:36:49.079
the peace sign. You guys think it's the peace sign,
627
00:36:49.159 --> 00:36:51.440
but he's just doing this. He's poking my eyes out.
628
00:36:52.559 --> 00:36:55.639
Wait, this is fuck you if it's backwards and this
629
00:36:55.800 --> 00:36:56.440
is victory?
630
00:36:57.159 --> 00:36:58.480
Are you are your church?
631
00:36:58.559 --> 00:36:58.760
Hill?
632
00:37:01.840 --> 00:37:04.039
I think he means you get a second truck.
633
00:37:04.719 --> 00:37:05.639
The number two.
634
00:37:06.639 --> 00:37:09.280
Okay, let's ride another word riddle. It's the same riddle.
635
00:37:09.320 --> 00:37:11.639
You want me to go and reverse again? Yeah? Yes,
636
00:37:12.280 --> 00:37:13.800
let's read another word forward?
637
00:37:14.119 --> 00:37:14.320
Yeah?
638
00:37:16.000 --> 00:37:16.840
Which word do you want?
639
00:37:17.079 --> 00:37:19.000
An option of not going in reverse?
640
00:37:19.440 --> 00:37:19.639
Yes?
641
00:37:20.719 --> 00:37:25.679
With me here, Tommy Pickles, God damn it.
642
00:37:27.519 --> 00:37:29.559
I have a cousin named Angelica.
643
00:37:29.880 --> 00:37:31.079
I'm a baby mouse.
644
00:37:31.920 --> 00:37:33.639
She has a doll named Cynthia.
645
00:37:33.800 --> 00:37:36.079
I got a screwdriver in my pants.
646
00:37:37.239 --> 00:37:39.119
And a baby brother named Deal.
647
00:37:40.920 --> 00:37:42.239
Is this how bang is that the answer.
648
00:37:42.960 --> 00:37:44.519
No, let's hear the riddle.
649
00:37:45.039 --> 00:37:46.559
Yeah, it's your old time in reverse.
650
00:37:52.000 --> 00:37:54.840
One two three, eyes on me, you piece of ship.
651
00:37:57.639 --> 00:38:04.000
And wren yip read head you trip awesome, dna nis
652
00:38:04.159 --> 00:38:08.480
rota at nie skin it out?
653
00:38:09.159 --> 00:38:10.360
No sklaw?
654
00:38:11.000 --> 00:38:21.079
What isn't just a warth gidney at a nie girl
655
00:38:21.840 --> 00:38:29.559
roof no scat? Yeah, what will you ask? What ask?
656
00:38:31.800 --> 00:38:33.960
I heard walks in the middle of there? Squaw? There
657
00:38:34.039 --> 00:38:35.920
is walks? What walks? I'll give you that?
658
00:38:36.159 --> 00:38:36.480
What what?
659
00:38:36.920 --> 00:38:37.199
Okay?
660
00:38:37.360 --> 00:38:38.360
This is still a man?
661
00:38:42.639 --> 00:38:43.639
The baby.
662
00:38:44.760 --> 00:38:49.480
Baby what walks on four legs in the morning, two
663
00:38:49.599 --> 00:38:52.719
in the afternoon and has a dirty diaper by dinner?
664
00:38:53.159 --> 00:38:58.960
It's a baby celebratory goldfish.
665
00:38:59.800 --> 00:39:05.800
You if you're bringing goldfish, you gonna share them with everybody.
666
00:39:07.199 --> 00:39:11.599
I saw someone shake their head. No, I don't think
667
00:39:11.679 --> 00:39:12.719
they've opened your mouth.
668
00:39:12.840 --> 00:39:17.840
Oh shit, I can't see. I just learned to open
669
00:39:18.360 --> 00:39:18.599
And what.
670
00:39:18.719 --> 00:39:21.880
That does is its are next in prop game, everybody
671
00:39:24.360 --> 00:39:29.000
who don't know there is one, two, three, four five.
672
00:39:29.360 --> 00:39:32.760
Let's get three people from the audience who wants to volunteer.
673
00:39:32.800 --> 00:39:37.079
We're gonna play a game called questions. Questions one right there,
674
00:39:37.400 --> 00:39:38.039
I need two more.
675
00:39:38.159 --> 00:39:38.880
We got it.
676
00:39:39.320 --> 00:39:39.519
Three.
677
00:39:39.719 --> 00:39:40.360
We got one more.
678
00:39:42.840 --> 00:39:50.480
That's I count wrong there, I'll get you make her
679
00:39:50.519 --> 00:39:50.760
a s.
680
00:39:53.480 --> 00:39:57.039
I want two groups of four. Uh, so one of
681
00:39:57.119 --> 00:39:59.280
you will be on the bad on the bad team.
682
00:39:59.320 --> 00:40:01.000
Who's on the bad on the bad guys?
683
00:40:01.199 --> 00:40:09.719
I'm I hate him? Why was that my idea?
684
00:40:11.079 --> 00:40:12.000
The giant spur?
685
00:40:14.079 --> 00:40:18.960
I think so, I do believe it was. Why you're
686
00:40:19.079 --> 00:40:22.719
taking mats up? Pe say louders of the podcast.
687
00:40:22.840 --> 00:40:25.840
Can hear you, sir, he's gonna along swimming gem it.
688
00:40:25.880 --> 00:40:35.639
Off for him, said give them moom and don't be weird.
689
00:40:36.880 --> 00:40:38.239
Don't be playing weird.
690
00:40:39.880 --> 00:40:44.599
All right, all right, sorry, that's fine. I'm pretty disgusting.
691
00:40:45.079 --> 00:40:46.760
We're gonna play a game called questions.
692
00:40:47.119 --> 00:40:47.239
Uh.
693
00:40:47.400 --> 00:40:50.360
They will go back and forth asking each other questions.
694
00:40:50.679 --> 00:40:53.400
The first people not to ask a question or mess
695
00:40:53.480 --> 00:40:55.519
up and say his statement and said, they.
696
00:40:55.400 --> 00:40:56.039
Are gonna leave.
697
00:40:56.760 --> 00:40:59.639
We're doing this to represent when babies first start talking,
698
00:41:00.079 --> 00:41:03.519
that's all they do is ask questions the entire time.
699
00:41:03.840 --> 00:41:06.719
So now these babies are gonna ask a bunch of questions.
700
00:41:07.360 --> 00:41:10.480
They want to try to defeat these these little green
701
00:41:11.400 --> 00:41:14.360
frog creatures that are in the lawn, and you guys
702
00:41:14.800 --> 00:41:17.039
are are trying to win. I'm really hoping that you
703
00:41:17.119 --> 00:41:19.639
can cause them a bunch of tammage. Please make this
704
00:41:19.800 --> 00:41:25.280
happen for me. Yes, No, it's questions back and forth.
705
00:41:25.320 --> 00:41:27.920
So you guys will step forward. What I do want
706
00:41:28.239 --> 00:41:31.239
is that that if you create a character, I want
707
00:41:31.280 --> 00:41:33.599
you to stick with those characters the whole time. So
708
00:41:33.800 --> 00:41:36.079
if you come up as a duck, then all of
709
00:41:36.159 --> 00:41:37.760
you guys are ducks for the entire time.
710
00:41:38.039 --> 00:41:40.719
If you come up as a space fan, all you
711
00:41:40.760 --> 00:41:43.199
are spacemen through all of the thing. Do you think
712
00:41:43.199 --> 00:41:48.119
I'm going to be a space man? Okay, I'm not
713
00:41:48.159 --> 00:41:53.840
even answering questions. Okay, so we're gonna do this.
714
00:41:54.000 --> 00:41:54.719
This's gonna be fun.
715
00:41:55.239 --> 00:41:57.159
What I want from you two is to step forward
716
00:41:57.199 --> 00:42:01.320
a little bit very nice. Whoever loses will get off
717
00:42:01.400 --> 00:42:04.559
the stage. It'll be the next person up on either
718
00:42:04.639 --> 00:42:07.559
line of cool. Let's get them a subject. What's something
719
00:42:07.639 --> 00:42:10.280
that they should be doing this scene about. Let's do
720
00:42:10.400 --> 00:42:12.559
a what's what's your favorite movie?
721
00:42:13.760 --> 00:42:14.000
Point?
722
00:42:14.079 --> 00:42:16.280
Break Star Wars, star Wars.
723
00:42:17.000 --> 00:42:19.199
I'll do Star Wars. I like a little Star Wars scene.
724
00:42:19.280 --> 00:42:19.880
That'll be fun.
725
00:42:20.440 --> 00:42:23.639
Star Wars, the Star Wars it is, everybody, give it
726
00:42:23.679 --> 00:42:29.280
a form. Did you kill my father?
727
00:42:30.480 --> 00:42:30.679
Oh?
728
00:42:31.119 --> 00:42:33.840
Mischos firm.
729
00:42:37.000 --> 00:42:42.320
Choice choice, choice, Yes, yes, I fucking killed your father?
730
00:42:44.840 --> 00:42:45.079
Question?
731
00:42:47.559 --> 00:42:49.239
Everybody is asking questions?
732
00:42:49.320 --> 00:42:51.559
Wait, no, you lost already?
733
00:42:53.880 --> 00:42:55.320
Come on, get get off?
734
00:43:01.679 --> 00:43:03.440
Only questions only questions?
735
00:43:03.519 --> 00:43:03.639
Here?
736
00:43:04.599 --> 00:43:05.519
Is it still Star Wars?
737
00:43:05.719 --> 00:43:06.239
Star Wars?
738
00:43:07.519 --> 00:43:09.440
He's still asking if he killed his father?
739
00:43:10.000 --> 00:43:14.119
Why do you smell like a Wookie? Why do you
740
00:43:14.440 --> 00:43:16.159
smell like Luke Skywalker?
741
00:43:17.519 --> 00:43:18.960
How did you know we were together?
742
00:43:21.360 --> 00:43:22.239
How did you.
743
00:43:27.760 --> 00:43:31.719
How did you? Yes? Are you sure you want to
744
00:43:31.760 --> 00:43:32.320
go with a hair?
745
00:43:33.960 --> 00:43:34.519
I think I do?
746
00:43:34.760 --> 00:43:49.800
Actually, all those are questions? Got it? How do I
747
00:43:49.840 --> 00:43:51.480
have to deal with another stormtrooper?
748
00:43:53.880 --> 00:43:55.159
Do I deal with another man?
749
00:43:58.599 --> 00:44:00.280
You don't have a man here?
750
00:44:01.519 --> 00:44:03.840
Why are you wearing pink? Why not?
751
00:44:06.679 --> 00:44:07.239
I don't like that?
752
00:44:07.400 --> 00:44:07.760
Why not?
753
00:44:08.000 --> 00:44:08.199
Question?
754
00:44:08.360 --> 00:44:08.960
Get out of here?
755
00:44:10.559 --> 00:44:13.079
Some questions he doesn't like not enough content?
756
00:44:15.239 --> 00:44:18.760
Does pink specifically have to be associated with females?
757
00:44:20.840 --> 00:44:22.079
Why are you wearing a diaper?
758
00:44:24.199 --> 00:44:25.639
Do you want me to piss on the floor?
759
00:44:27.800 --> 00:44:28.960
Who would have to clean it up?
760
00:44:30.280 --> 00:44:31.119
Do you got a map?
761
00:44:33.920 --> 00:44:34.960
Where is the bathroom?
762
00:44:36.480 --> 00:44:37.880
Have you not seen the signs?
763
00:44:44.320 --> 00:44:45.199
Where are we right now?
764
00:44:46.800 --> 00:45:01.239
Are you familiar with the starship Enterprise A a space
765
00:45:01.360 --> 00:45:04.079
ship full of guys that are bad at shooting?
766
00:45:06.880 --> 00:45:10.000
I have seen the big sticks? But what color are they?
767
00:45:11.119 --> 00:45:11.280
Oh?
768
00:45:11.639 --> 00:45:14.960
Did you know that the big sticks can becoming all
769
00:45:15.079 --> 00:45:15.840
different colors?
770
00:45:22.960 --> 00:45:23.320
Guys?
771
00:45:23.360 --> 00:45:24.119
The big sticks?
772
00:45:25.360 --> 00:45:29.960
Well, how do you know if somebody is a good
773
00:45:30.039 --> 00:45:31.400
Jedi or a bad Jedi?
774
00:45:32.320 --> 00:45:33.079
What is the jedi?
775
00:45:33.840 --> 00:45:36.079
There's a different word for the bad Jedi?
776
00:45:47.280 --> 00:45:53.599
What your last home? Healthy? Kill these guys?
777
00:45:55.480 --> 00:46:14.400
Hear our last time? Have you ever seen what a
778
00:46:15.880 --> 00:46:18.440
lightsaber I can do? And it slices a guy clean
779
00:46:18.519 --> 00:46:18.880
and half?
780
00:46:19.320 --> 00:46:21.239
Have you ever seen what a guy can do when
781
00:46:21.280 --> 00:46:22.039
he's cut cleaning?
782
00:46:22.119 --> 00:46:22.320
Half?
783
00:46:24.199 --> 00:46:29.159
Are the intestines like counterized there? I don't know, are they.
784
00:46:30.599 --> 00:46:30.800
Well?
785
00:46:31.480 --> 00:46:33.639
Would it make a difference if they were?
786
00:46:34.639 --> 00:46:35.880
I think it would.
787
00:46:39.119 --> 00:46:39.400
Less?
788
00:46:44.400 --> 00:46:46.039
Give it up for him? Everybody else?
789
00:46:49.199 --> 00:46:51.679
Alright, the only people who take damage is my sperm
790
00:46:51.800 --> 00:46:53.239
and original uncle puff.
791
00:46:53.840 --> 00:46:55.559
You guys all take a D Moore, get out of
792
00:46:55.639 --> 00:47:01.000
my chicken. That is for me only. Somebody rolled my
793
00:47:01.119 --> 00:47:04.360
D four on lo many arms. We will get to
794
00:47:04.440 --> 00:47:08.320
the most important role that I have tonight. Okay, I
795
00:47:08.400 --> 00:47:09.880
was gonna use my mouth. Three?
796
00:47:10.360 --> 00:47:10.719
All right?
797
00:47:13.639 --> 00:47:14.559
Where do you guys want to go?
798
00:47:14.679 --> 00:47:14.840
Now?
799
00:47:14.960 --> 00:47:18.280
Are you trying to crush?
800
00:47:19.480 --> 00:47:20.119
We can talk?
801
00:47:20.239 --> 00:47:21.360
Now, we can move.
802
00:47:23.199 --> 00:47:23.679
I'm ready?
803
00:47:23.840 --> 00:47:24.719
Sorry, what'd you say?
804
00:47:25.679 --> 00:47:26.519
I had enough brubon.
805
00:47:26.599 --> 00:47:27.000
I'm ready.
806
00:47:27.199 --> 00:47:27.920
Oh my crush.
807
00:47:28.320 --> 00:47:31.559
Okay, yeah, let me get somebody finished the solo cup.
808
00:47:32.639 --> 00:47:39.400
Chug chug chug, Wait to go, mommy, fuck? Yeah, so
809
00:47:39.519 --> 00:47:40.440
what's your next moves?
810
00:47:40.480 --> 00:47:44.119
You guys are are inside of Uh you're still in
811
00:47:44.559 --> 00:47:48.840
this this sprinkler area covered in multiple layers of grease.
812
00:47:49.000 --> 00:47:50.679
For some reason, someone.
813
00:47:51.639 --> 00:47:56.199
Water and oil should technically be separating at this point.
814
00:47:56.800 --> 00:47:57.079
It is.
815
00:47:58.559 --> 00:47:59.440
Because someone.
816
00:48:01.440 --> 00:48:01.639
Rich.
817
00:48:01.760 --> 00:48:02.079
Mommy.
818
00:48:02.239 --> 00:48:05.239
Yeah, so I'm gonna ray afrost the sprinklers.
819
00:48:06.679 --> 00:48:09.719
Okay, that's fine, that's great. I would love that.
820
00:48:09.840 --> 00:48:14.679
Yeah, some rocks from my drink, A bunch of icicles
821
00:48:14.719 --> 00:48:16.039
just start falling from the sky.
822
00:48:16.400 --> 00:48:16.599
Yeah.
823
00:48:16.639 --> 00:48:18.079
I crashed it on my head.
824
00:48:19.079 --> 00:48:19.559
And then.
825
00:48:24.519 --> 00:48:26.840
We were deeply empowered from pretending to be Spider Man
826
00:48:26.880 --> 00:48:27.639
on the sidelights.
827
00:48:31.400 --> 00:48:33.000
Yeah, and then I was there.
828
00:48:33.559 --> 00:48:36.039
Comes great fucking responsibilities kids.
829
00:48:36.719 --> 00:48:44.039
Uh yeah, Tommy Pickles said that responsibility quotes.
830
00:48:44.480 --> 00:48:49.400
Someone said something about a crowd that too.
831
00:48:50.199 --> 00:48:50.679
I crashed.
832
00:48:50.960 --> 00:48:52.280
So what are you gonna do? You're gonna look around
833
00:48:52.320 --> 00:48:52.599
the lawn.
834
00:48:52.639 --> 00:48:54.960
You're gonna keep fucking around with this oil and water?
835
00:48:55.840 --> 00:48:56.480
What are you gonna do?
836
00:48:56.719 --> 00:48:59.480
So I stop all the water with the with the
837
00:49:00.039 --> 00:49:02.519
It was very fire rost.
838
00:49:03.119 --> 00:49:03.480
That's right.
839
00:49:03.599 --> 00:49:05.559
Yeah, yeah, you guys can dance on this ice.
840
00:49:05.679 --> 00:49:07.440
There's so many things you can do. I want to
841
00:49:07.440 --> 00:49:11.519
swim around, but you drinks on this greasy ice.
842
00:49:11.880 --> 00:49:13.239
I can't my sprint all right?
843
00:49:13.280 --> 00:49:15.800
If you're gonna say that, I want to see it, okay,
844
00:49:16.880 --> 00:49:17.599
it perfords.
845
00:49:18.320 --> 00:49:20.719
I need some kind of music for this.
846
00:49:21.039 --> 00:49:23.320
I need like a like a like a like a.
847
00:49:24.800 --> 00:49:36.719
Yes, it's kind of beautiful.
848
00:49:37.000 --> 00:49:39.519
Oh things.
849
00:49:41.599 --> 00:49:53.440
Never I am your mother on my face, not in
850
00:49:53.519 --> 00:49:54.039
my eyes.
851
00:49:55.360 --> 00:49:56.199
I don't it.
852
00:49:57.719 --> 00:49:59.159
Always as us and ice?
853
00:50:01.880 --> 00:50:02.280
My god?
854
00:50:04.280 --> 00:50:11.679
Are you jump upping down? That's the problem that solved nothing?
855
00:50:12.039 --> 00:50:14.840
You still full with the ice?
856
00:50:14.920 --> 00:50:19.400
And okay, okay? Are the wobbles still investigation? Are the
857
00:50:19.480 --> 00:50:22.079
wobbles still around? I mean, what do you think you
858
00:50:22.159 --> 00:50:23.599
should fucking to right now?
859
00:50:24.000 --> 00:50:28.360
There's wobbles in the out there. Still they're not as terrifying,
860
00:50:28.519 --> 00:50:29.559
are you single?
861
00:50:30.639 --> 00:50:32.599
I ain't ready to mangle.
862
00:50:36.360 --> 00:50:37.079
It's not a no.
863
00:50:41.880 --> 00:50:43.039
Is that all you wanted to do.
864
00:50:43.880 --> 00:50:47.960
I'm climbing to the top of the ray of frosted sprinkler.
865
00:50:47.440 --> 00:50:51.480
And I'm investigating, all right because Rapper two said that word, and.
866
00:50:51.480 --> 00:50:52.480
It's a good one.
867
00:50:54.960 --> 00:50:55.119
Man.
868
00:50:55.760 --> 00:50:59.239
That was fifteen Thank you I just.
869
00:50:59.519 --> 00:51:02.559
Looked round into the into the park, hands of the lights,
870
00:51:02.599 --> 00:51:07.840
and it just what the heck is my plus first one?
871
00:51:08.320 --> 00:51:08.559
Okay?
872
00:51:08.639 --> 00:51:09.159
Sixteen?
873
00:51:09.719 --> 00:51:12.159
Okay, nice, Okay, So you climb up to the top
874
00:51:12.199 --> 00:51:16.559
of those ice the ice thing, the sprinklers that have
875
00:51:16.639 --> 00:51:17.719
been now turned in ice.
876
00:51:17.960 --> 00:51:19.559
Its trancing there too, don't you forget.
877
00:51:19.639 --> 00:51:22.559
It's a little slippery, but you still rule the sixteen.
878
00:51:22.679 --> 00:51:25.679
It's okay, Yeah, you're wobbling up there. That's great. Uh yeah,
879
00:51:25.719 --> 00:51:27.440
let's see it actually get up there and let's see
880
00:51:27.440 --> 00:51:30.119
the wobbles standing on top of the wobble mable.
881
00:51:35.079 --> 00:51:35.239
There.
882
00:51:35.280 --> 00:51:35.519
It is.
883
00:51:40.159 --> 00:51:44.119
Good job, mommy, mommy, does that count? Does count?
884
00:51:44.199 --> 00:51:44.360
Yeah?
885
00:51:44.400 --> 00:51:44.559
Yeah?
886
00:51:46.199 --> 00:51:47.480
I gotta use it now? Or can I put in
887
00:51:47.519 --> 00:51:48.280
my pocket for later?
888
00:51:48.320 --> 00:51:51.360
You got to use it right now? You gotta use it.
889
00:51:52.239 --> 00:51:57.519
Yeah, I'm an expedicious retreat from this really slippery ship
890
00:51:58.360 --> 00:51:59.400
and get down from there.
891
00:51:59.599 --> 00:52:02.039
Okay, as soon as I investigations.
892
00:52:02.039 --> 00:52:04.800
Okay, okay, all right, I was about you're investigating first.
893
00:52:04.639 --> 00:52:05.719
Right, all right?
894
00:52:05.800 --> 00:52:08.800
So what you see you see in the distance, there's
895
00:52:08.840 --> 00:52:11.519
a bunch of stuff happening in this lawn there. Your
896
00:52:11.559 --> 00:52:14.360
imagination is going crazy, but you see way way off
897
00:52:14.400 --> 00:52:16.719
in the distance that there's an ant hill, and the
898
00:52:16.760 --> 00:52:20.920
ant hill is covered in in different items, mostly baby
899
00:52:21.000 --> 00:52:22.639
wipes and different weird things.
900
00:52:24.960 --> 00:52:27.880
But now, why the hell would baby watch up?
901
00:52:29.039 --> 00:52:36.639
Let's go find out. Yeah, there's still no waks. We
902
00:52:36.800 --> 00:52:41.159
made announcements about that. Here, what do you guys? Do
903
00:52:41.280 --> 00:52:43.280
you walking towards the ant hill or one?
904
00:52:43.400 --> 00:52:46.920
Yeah, let's go walk towards the way an he'll come
905
00:52:47.000 --> 00:52:51.119
on the lamb hill going here we go?
906
00:52:51.360 --> 00:52:52.000
Do you have the.
907
00:52:54.360 --> 00:52:56.400
You guys coming we're going to the here we go?
908
00:52:58.480 --> 00:52:59.119
I thought he had.
909
00:52:59.320 --> 00:53:05.519
I guess we're early. You guys.
910
00:53:05.639 --> 00:53:10.480
Walk far away from the wobblers. It gets very quiet
911
00:53:10.519 --> 00:53:23.599
from the wobbles. You approach a massive hill of mulch,
912
00:53:24.440 --> 00:53:29.199
rotten fruit snacks, and discarded baby wipes. To the average eye,
913
00:53:29.920 --> 00:53:32.880
an ant pile. But to you, this is the aunt
914
00:53:33.119 --> 00:53:37.519
now Narena, home of the crunch Lings. Warrior ants with beef,
915
00:53:37.960 --> 00:53:41.760
gossip queens with stingers, every one of them ready to
916
00:53:41.840 --> 00:53:44.039
throw hands and shade.
917
00:53:44.199 --> 00:53:47.480
I knew it was gonna be the crunch Lings crunch
918
00:53:54.000 --> 00:53:56.000
And with that we'll go in intermission.
919
00:53:56.079 --> 00:54:05.119
Everybody when Nick team Nuncle Buff becomes a school shooter
920
00:54:05.280 --> 00:54:05.679
as hell.
921
00:54:07.400 --> 00:54:14.840
Uh, it's the choice I made I'll bury myself in it.
922
00:54:17.519 --> 00:54:20.239
What will happen next? What will happen at the ant mound?
923
00:54:20.559 --> 00:54:24.239
Will they will Duncle buff finally get a crush? Will
924
00:54:24.320 --> 00:54:26.159
we'll we'll h will rap it two?
925
00:54:26.280 --> 00:54:27.679
He ever fucking rap?
926
00:54:28.239 --> 00:54:33.639
Will Will they actually use powers that involve dungeons and
927
00:54:33.760 --> 00:54:37.800
dragons or will they just shoot grease like sprinklers for
928
00:54:37.880 --> 00:54:38.400
the lesson?
929
00:54:38.440 --> 00:54:39.360
That's fucking show.
930
00:54:40.639 --> 00:54:46.480
Find out when we come back to oopsal duncle pup?
931
00:54:59.000 --> 00:55:00.679
Is everybody ready for more laughter?
932
00:55:00.800 --> 00:55:00.840
And?
933
00:55:04.199 --> 00:55:04.880
All right? Cool?
934
00:55:05.000 --> 00:55:05.199
Cool?
935
00:55:05.320 --> 00:55:08.079
Cool? So we're coming back.
936
00:55:08.199 --> 00:55:09.719
We're gonna be looking at an ant hill.
937
00:55:10.559 --> 00:55:13.159
There's so many things going on. I want you guys
938
00:55:13.239 --> 00:55:17.599
to make the sound of ants. That's pretty good.
939
00:55:17.639 --> 00:55:18.199
That's pretty good.
940
00:55:18.239 --> 00:55:21.679
That's awesome. A bunch of an tell me Ethan's whipped
941
00:55:21.719 --> 00:55:24.679
out his gun. That's where we are gonna start. Let's
942
00:55:24.760 --> 00:55:28.079
go give it up everybody.
943
00:55:33.639 --> 00:55:36.199
She's going, oh, I don't need one.
944
00:55:37.239 --> 00:55:40.079
So what are you guys gonna do? We want to
945
00:55:40.400 --> 00:55:42.000
promote check out the ant hill.
946
00:55:42.159 --> 00:55:43.440
Yeah, let's go look at the ants.
947
00:55:45.079 --> 00:55:46.519
Awesome, you're gonna eat?
948
00:55:46.760 --> 00:55:48.159
Why is the music six?
949
00:55:48.559 --> 00:55:52.599
This is? These ants are as big as you guys.
950
00:55:52.639 --> 00:55:55.320
When the more the closer you get the more you
951
00:55:55.440 --> 00:55:58.199
realize that all of these ants are the size of
952
00:55:58.320 --> 00:55:59.159
human babies.
953
00:55:59.360 --> 00:56:02.519
I'm really fucking jove with their legs and arms. They
954
00:56:02.639 --> 00:56:03.239
got so many.
955
00:56:04.199 --> 00:56:05.400
I'm not a human baby.
956
00:56:06.239 --> 00:56:08.039
Well yeah, you're a mouse baby.
957
00:56:08.519 --> 00:56:11.239
Mugger much big at the same firm.
958
00:56:11.920 --> 00:56:15.320
And I'm miss a teenager, so I'm not what you
959
00:56:15.519 --> 00:56:19.599
have heard through the clamoring of all the ants. What
960
00:56:19.800 --> 00:56:24.159
you have heard is that the Queen is is gonna
961
00:56:24.159 --> 00:56:27.400
come at any second, and uh she is also a teenager.
962
00:56:28.119 --> 00:56:32.960
Oh, I gotta play this one carefully.
963
00:56:33.280 --> 00:56:38.760
Shut up, mom, babies, I just want you to look
964
00:56:38.920 --> 00:56:40.639
ass the Queen's cook.
965
00:56:40.760 --> 00:56:43.639
Yeah, and uh, I think this is my chance. Guys,
966
00:56:44.000 --> 00:56:45.639
I think you're gonna make a move on the queen.
967
00:56:45.719 --> 00:56:48.639
Yeah, you should come back.
968
00:56:48.760 --> 00:56:49.039
You're up.
969
00:56:49.079 --> 00:56:53.039
And I'm a baby, sons, Oh, and I'm a baby.
970
00:56:53.119 --> 00:56:53.480
I don't know.
971
00:56:55.400 --> 00:56:57.559
I want to offer the you're gonna play with the queen.
972
00:56:57.639 --> 00:56:59.960
I'm gonna I'm gonna intimidator the Queen.
973
00:57:00.000 --> 00:57:03.599
I'm not here yet. You're gonna have to ask one.
974
00:57:03.519 --> 00:57:03.960
Of the other.
975
00:57:05.880 --> 00:57:08.719
Pat on the back of someone that's obviously busy.
976
00:57:08.840 --> 00:57:13.119
But I'm gonna make you. I was just wondering if
977
00:57:13.159 --> 00:57:15.320
we could have an introduction with the queen.
978
00:57:15.719 --> 00:57:17.639
Oh you think you can talk to the What makes
979
00:57:17.679 --> 00:57:19.800
you so special that you can talk to the queen?
980
00:57:20.440 --> 00:57:25.079
Because I'm so charismatic, I'm gonna make a persuasion check.
981
00:57:25.159 --> 00:57:26.000
I mean, yeah, roll for.
982
00:57:27.599 --> 00:57:28.639
I got a tam.
983
00:57:30.320 --> 00:57:31.840
Could I do a Can I do a let me
984
00:57:31.880 --> 00:57:32.679
see the queen rep?
985
00:57:32.719 --> 00:57:33.440
I got seventy?
986
00:57:33.960 --> 00:57:34.679
Yeah, yeah I can.
987
00:57:35.199 --> 00:57:36.119
We can do a wrap.
988
00:57:37.639 --> 00:57:41.039
Rap. I would totally be into that. Let me drop
989
00:57:41.119 --> 00:57:46.079
you a hot beat day, hold on on, break it
990
00:57:46.159 --> 00:57:48.800
out on Spotify. Hot beat.
991
00:57:48.840 --> 00:57:50.719
You're just looking at the words hot beats.
992
00:57:50.800 --> 00:57:51.679
That's what I want to talk with.
993
00:57:51.880 --> 00:57:55.320
Hot beat. You should be in DJ.
994
00:57:56.079 --> 00:58:02.719
Here we go, Let's see if that's what works. Sorry, hops, sorry,
995
00:58:04.519 --> 00:58:04.840
here we go.
996
00:58:05.199 --> 00:58:05.639
This is you.
997
00:58:08.199 --> 00:58:09.039
Wait for it to drop?
998
00:58:13.920 --> 00:58:15.760
Uh yeah.
999
00:58:18.039 --> 00:58:22.000
Yeah yo, this is my moment, baby, It's time defeed her.
1000
00:58:22.599 --> 00:58:24.440
Just need to know if you'll take me to your
1001
00:58:24.519 --> 00:58:28.039
lida And you answer looking pretty large, But I need
1002
00:58:28.119 --> 00:58:30.519
you to take me to the one who's in charge.
1003
00:58:31.079 --> 00:58:31.840
Hey, look at you.
1004
00:58:32.119 --> 00:58:34.480
Don't be mean. I'm asking no, my niece.
1005
00:58:34.800 --> 00:58:35.760
Take me to your queen.
1006
00:58:35.840 --> 00:58:37.000
Take me to your queen.
1007
00:58:37.239 --> 00:58:41.239
Take me to your queen. Queen, take me to your queen.
1008
00:58:41.400 --> 00:58:51.559
Take me to your queen, to your queen, it was
1009
00:58:51.639 --> 00:58:52.119
so good.
1010
00:58:52.719 --> 00:58:54.639
Let's grease him up just for good message here.
1011
00:58:54.760 --> 00:58:59.719
Yeah, yeah, she did say my name.
1012
00:59:00.920 --> 00:59:04.559
I said, I'm sorry I used grease so often.
1013
00:59:08.000 --> 00:59:11.800
I'm gonna use chromatic orb, which I'm gonna assume means
1014
00:59:11.880 --> 00:59:13.960
I can make orbs of pretty lax.
1015
00:59:14.159 --> 00:59:15.039
That is what that means.
1016
00:59:15.119 --> 00:59:15.280
Yep.
1017
00:59:15.320 --> 00:59:16.639
It's gonna be like a disco in here.
1018
00:59:16.719 --> 00:59:19.039
Yeah, so it helps with the beat dropping.
1019
00:59:19.599 --> 00:59:21.719
Yeah, you didn't do that before the beat, but it's fine.
1020
00:59:22.119 --> 00:59:24.960
There's a bunch of grease and lights flying everywhere now,
1021
00:59:26.719 --> 00:59:27.880
which is fantastic.
1022
00:59:28.000 --> 00:59:28.519
I love that.
1023
00:59:29.239 --> 00:59:32.920
I want the ants to to vote now. Remember ants,
1024
00:59:33.400 --> 00:59:35.920
you are now covered in Greece, and.
1025
00:59:38.000 --> 00:59:40.480
So you are whether you love this grease or you
1026
00:59:40.559 --> 00:59:45.000
hate this grease? As was that loud enough? After I'm
1027
00:59:45.039 --> 00:59:46.360
gonna be.
1028
00:59:46.440 --> 00:59:53.199
Taking the leader. Let me get up for yes, let
1029
00:59:53.280 --> 00:59:53.679
me get.
1030
00:59:53.599 --> 00:59:55.280
Up for no.
1031
00:59:58.400 --> 01:00:03.639
There was one person over there. I mean we were
1032
01:00:03.719 --> 01:00:06.639
about to die. They were just showing. I'm pretty sure
1033
01:00:06.679 --> 01:00:08.800
we need gin from up front to check to make
1034
01:00:08.840 --> 01:00:09.599
sure he's okay.
1035
01:00:10.119 --> 01:00:16.000
I know, OKAYU with CP hard try to make in
1036
01:00:16.079 --> 01:00:17.320
the She's just.
1037
01:00:17.440 --> 01:00:19.599
Trying to make out with you. I know a lot
1038
01:00:19.679 --> 01:00:24.880
more letters than that. Brady, Now that was actually someone
1039
01:00:24.960 --> 01:00:25.800
to go check on him.
1040
01:00:26.639 --> 01:00:27.280
I was kidding.
1041
01:00:28.039 --> 01:00:28.679
I was kidding.
1042
01:00:28.800 --> 01:00:36.639
Bro came running in like a Naruto character. It's crazy. Uh,
1043
01:00:37.079 --> 01:00:41.000
scared the ship out of me. Cool? So it was
1044
01:00:41.039 --> 01:00:41.480
good enough?
1045
01:00:41.559 --> 01:00:42.079
Did we get it?
1046
01:00:45.639 --> 01:00:48.480
All the ants wistfully pick you up and they and
1047
01:00:48.559 --> 01:00:51.039
they walk you away to this queen.
1048
01:00:51.559 --> 01:00:51.679
Uh?
1049
01:00:51.840 --> 01:00:52.719
Yeah, I love the.
1050
01:00:52.800 --> 01:00:55.000
Sound of stous concert.
1051
01:00:55.719 --> 01:00:58.159
You guys get drops off in front of the queen.
1052
01:00:58.320 --> 01:01:01.559
She's on a giant thrown that that giant throne. She's
1053
01:01:01.599 --> 01:01:04.440
sitting there and she's drinking a Starbucks coffee.
1054
01:01:04.599 --> 01:01:08.719
Okay, Oh, I have something to offer the queen? Oh
1055
01:01:09.280 --> 01:01:11.559
what do you have to offer him?
1056
01:01:12.000 --> 01:01:12.039
Me?
1057
01:01:12.719 --> 01:01:16.199
Something that I know a queen would love that babies
1058
01:01:16.360 --> 01:01:19.159
have to give I don't love.
1059
01:01:23.760 --> 01:01:27.199
Would you like some apple sash maney, I am tim
1060
01:01:27.320 --> 01:01:30.840
did to eat apple sauce off of your fingers?
1061
01:01:32.440 --> 01:01:35.159
For I am a queen, I am an.
1062
01:01:42.559 --> 01:01:46.199
For our podcast listeners, let me just describe what happens.
1063
01:01:47.599 --> 01:01:49.039
Do it like your eye reglass.
1064
01:01:49.360 --> 01:01:53.119
I don't need youre to describe it again. The queen
1065
01:01:53.320 --> 01:01:55.280
is embarrassed, listeners.
1066
01:01:55.639 --> 01:02:00.920
What just happened was Josh playing original for Duncle Puff
1067
01:02:01.199 --> 01:02:03.800
had a ziplock baggy full of apple sauce.
1068
01:02:04.440 --> 01:02:06.039
He stuck his hand inside the.
1069
01:02:06.079 --> 01:02:10.119
Baggy, presented it to Casey and like a horse trying
1070
01:02:10.199 --> 01:02:14.159
to get in some oats from someone's hand, Casey then
1071
01:02:14.280 --> 01:02:14.679
licked it.
1072
01:02:18.960 --> 01:02:22.760
It's good, how salty and sweet? It wasn't the same top.
1073
01:02:23.000 --> 01:02:25.000
You should also be noted there's a little bit of
1074
01:02:25.039 --> 01:02:26.960
apple sauce that just hung out on the tip of
1075
01:02:27.000 --> 01:02:28.519
his nose for a minute or two.
1076
01:02:29.760 --> 01:02:37.360
Joshua, Casey, Casey, me too. It was really I want
1077
01:02:37.480 --> 01:02:40.840
you to leave my home. Do not sit on my
1078
01:02:41.079 --> 01:02:49.360
throne with me, right, No, Pda already eggs in the room, already.
1079
01:02:49.039 --> 01:02:59.119
Eggs in this room, sole eggs always producing her.
1080
01:03:00.320 --> 01:03:04.559
That's wow. I might be able to help you. I'm
1081
01:03:04.559 --> 01:03:05.719
gonna shoot all the eggs.
1082
01:03:05.880 --> 01:03:11.320
You really can't, I'm allowing it. Yeah, just shut all
1083
01:03:11.400 --> 01:03:17.119
the eggs and the queen. How dare you kill all
1084
01:03:17.440 --> 01:03:19.159
my future workers?
1085
01:03:19.760 --> 01:03:20.559
Who are you?
1086
01:03:21.440 --> 01:03:21.480
You?
1087
01:03:22.000 --> 01:03:26.800
Handsome man? My name is oh Ju.
1088
01:03:27.119 --> 01:03:28.360
I'm not okay?
1089
01:03:28.559 --> 01:03:33.639
Do you apple sauce fingers? I'm talking to this man
1090
01:03:33.760 --> 01:03:37.440
with beautiful black lips. I'm just a teen.
1091
01:03:37.840 --> 01:03:42.119
Also, this is a reminder, I'm a teen eighteen.
1092
01:03:42.360 --> 01:03:48.079
I've heard yeah, yeah, like that's not good. Well, Wayne
1093
01:03:48.239 --> 01:03:53.800
is also much older than me. I'm seventeen and a half.
1094
01:03:57.280 --> 01:03:58.800
I don't want to be involved at all. I just
1095
01:03:58.880 --> 01:04:01.480
watched you lick apples, saw my red fingers.
1096
01:04:01.840 --> 01:04:05.320
You're you're you're saying I'm good. Technically they're your fingers.
1097
01:04:05.400 --> 01:04:13.119
Yeah, okay, yeah, technically they're your fingers. All right, fingers
1098
01:04:13.159 --> 01:04:14.000
have already been there.
1099
01:04:14.079 --> 01:04:18.400
Man, we're all dunele puff in a way, so fingers
1100
01:04:18.800 --> 01:04:20.079
except for the mouse that lived.
1101
01:04:22.079 --> 01:04:26.599
I wasn't born and dounglepuff, I'm married into it. What
1102
01:04:26.920 --> 01:04:28.599
happened to daddy duncle puff?
1103
01:04:28.679 --> 01:04:35.880
If I'm mass he was a piece of work, he elaborate,
1104
01:04:39.280 --> 01:04:40.440
I can only speak.
1105
01:04:40.199 --> 01:04:40.880
To part of him.
1106
01:04:41.400 --> 01:04:46.840
But he didn't.
1107
01:04:46.920 --> 01:04:50.079
He didn't keep he didn't He was not a healthy man.
1108
01:04:51.280 --> 01:04:53.119
He doesn't make the best difference.
1109
01:04:54.079 --> 01:04:57.159
Are you? Are you sufficiently turned on your majesty?
1110
01:04:59.000 --> 01:04:59.119
Oh?
1111
01:04:59.239 --> 01:05:01.840
You know what the issue is is I already have
1112
01:05:02.039 --> 01:05:02.559
a crush.
1113
01:05:04.760 --> 01:05:06.159
Do you want us to tell you what sex with
1114
01:05:06.320 --> 01:05:06.599
us is?
1115
01:05:06.679 --> 01:05:06.920
Lack?
1116
01:05:07.360 --> 01:05:07.960
Let's do it?
1117
01:05:09.599 --> 01:05:09.639
No?
1118
01:05:10.320 --> 01:05:19.719
No, no, we wrapped the gun and shoots it.
1119
01:05:20.519 --> 01:05:26.679
No. I don't want this, that's real quick. I do
1120
01:05:26.840 --> 01:05:29.480
need a change, So whip you with Oh, yes, you.
1121
01:05:33.159 --> 01:05:33.719
So little.
1122
01:05:37.559 --> 01:05:38.199
We we got it.
1123
01:05:40.280 --> 01:05:42.039
Calculate what another one.
1124
01:05:45.719 --> 01:05:49.440
With technical difficulties. I'm not like this in my show.
1125
01:05:51.199 --> 01:05:55.599
Okay, three years on, we are gonna be doing a
1126
01:05:55.679 --> 01:05:57.480
state back game called sex with me.
1127
01:05:58.000 --> 01:06:02.639
We're there, yes, for something that we can relate to
1128
01:06:02.800 --> 01:06:08.760
sex with us like your babies. Babies were once.
1129
01:06:08.519 --> 01:06:09.599
Not babies.
1130
01:06:13.239 --> 01:06:13.719
Anyway.
1131
01:06:14.320 --> 01:06:17.000
Can I get a suggestion for a type of food.
1132
01:06:22.199 --> 01:06:26.880
It's just brilliant idea. Sex with me is like apple sauce,
1133
01:06:27.159 --> 01:06:28.599
sweet and salty.
1134
01:06:28.320 --> 01:06:33.039
To sex with me is like apple sauce, real, sticky.
1135
01:06:34.320 --> 01:06:40.840
Sex with me is like apple sauce, is like apple sauce.
1136
01:06:41.400 --> 01:06:46.679
I'm a fucking sperm. Sex with me is like apple sauce.
1137
01:06:46.800 --> 01:06:47.880
You don't mean teeth.
1138
01:06:58.239 --> 01:07:04.639
It comes in differently. Looking over the no said sex
1139
01:07:04.719 --> 01:07:05.800
with me is like apple sauce.
1140
01:07:05.840 --> 01:07:07.480
Because when I come, I go Max.
1141
01:07:11.440 --> 01:07:22.639
Tryings just happen.
1142
01:07:22.880 --> 01:07:23.679
How does the show it?
1143
01:07:27.119 --> 01:07:27.800
Queen like it?
1144
01:07:28.199 --> 01:07:34.119
Forty more minutes. We should do another d like No,
1145
01:07:34.760 --> 01:07:42.159
the Queen did not like it. Very upset. The Queen
1146
01:07:42.239 --> 01:07:43.840
never wants to hear answer.
1147
01:07:44.039 --> 01:07:48.239
Apple sauce and it's readily available in hospitals.
1148
01:07:49.840 --> 01:07:56.360
Moments. Are you tired of this? Queen? Are you tired
1149
01:07:56.400 --> 01:07:57.760
of queen telling you what to do?
1150
01:07:59.480 --> 01:07:59.719
Ruin?
1151
01:08:04.559 --> 01:08:05.800
Okay, I trying to three.
1152
01:08:06.000 --> 01:08:08.719
We're gonna say one two three, come back, casey one
1153
01:08:08.920 --> 01:08:21.600
two three, I rolled the seventeen pers.
1154
01:08:22.920 --> 01:08:25.359
Okay, you fucking the queen light.
1155
01:08:30.680 --> 01:08:33.000
That's what she sounds like when she's.
1156
01:08:34.680 --> 01:08:42.760
That's queen coming everybody, and out spurred a bunch of eggs.
1157
01:08:43.119 --> 01:08:44.399
That is now.
1158
01:08:46.319 --> 01:08:50.199
Just a torture. Is heavy, it's not gonna be anything.
1159
01:08:50.520 --> 01:08:56.560
I'm going in one okay, trying you're a different.
1160
01:08:56.359 --> 01:09:05.479
Spacey DIP's trained. I actually planned on that happening.
1161
01:09:07.119 --> 01:09:10.359
He goes inside of an ant egg and now he
1162
01:09:10.520 --> 01:09:13.640
comes back a superhero of sorts.
1163
01:09:14.159 --> 01:09:14.279
Uh.
1164
01:09:14.479 --> 01:09:18.279
This man is now super sperm spider sperm if you
1165
01:09:18.359 --> 01:09:30.159
will give it up for spider sperm with with great
1166
01:09:30.319 --> 01:09:34.039
sperm power comes great sperm responsibility everybody.
1167
01:09:35.920 --> 01:09:40.720
And he said that I can move on pickle my pigs,
1168
01:09:41.399 --> 01:09:47.119
remember Tommy Pickles. Everybody, Okay, head arms.
1169
01:09:50.319 --> 01:09:53.479
The Queen says that she she reveals you guys, that
1170
01:09:53.560 --> 01:09:56.479
she has a crush, but she's not gonna tell you.
1171
01:10:00.079 --> 01:10:03.119
Yes. Must do is guess who the Queen has a
1172
01:10:03.199 --> 01:10:08.079
crush on. But you must only ask.
1173
01:10:08.439 --> 01:10:13.600
Yes or no questions. Oh, hold on, hold on, give
1174
01:10:13.640 --> 01:10:16.239
me a call for a crush can prop.
1175
01:10:16.319 --> 01:10:16.880
This is Casey.
1176
01:10:16.880 --> 01:10:17.399
I'll help you.
1177
01:10:25.600 --> 01:10:26.079
Yeah yeah.
1178
01:10:27.960 --> 01:10:33.680
In switching to Geico, Yeah yeah, we have dropping classes.
1179
01:10:35.039 --> 01:10:36.359
Dropping classes are perfect.
1180
01:10:37.159 --> 01:10:38.359
Come on on one.
1181
01:10:38.479 --> 01:10:40.920
We actually starting a new round of one on ones
1182
01:10:41.279 --> 01:10:45.319
in three weeks, so like not three yeah, three weeks.
1183
01:10:46.680 --> 01:10:48.399
So if you wanted to start all over from the top.
1184
01:10:48.920 --> 01:10:51.800
Dropping classes are great for just trying out new classes.
1185
01:10:52.119 --> 01:10:55.239
We're actually in the middle of a show right now.
1186
01:11:01.319 --> 01:11:03.880
Say hello to everybody if you want to really fast.
1187
01:11:03.800 --> 01:11:06.439
But also thank you for calling.
1188
01:11:06.640 --> 01:11:08.680
Yeah, please check out our website and do some dropping
1189
01:11:08.760 --> 01:11:11.680
glasses on our website is peak improv dot com.
1190
01:11:17.840 --> 01:11:21.600
Okay, what I need from you guys is going the back.
1191
01:11:21.760 --> 01:11:28.880
Give me all. I need four suitors from my audience.
1192
01:11:29.000 --> 01:11:31.600
Everybody give it up for my suitors.
1193
01:11:34.199 --> 01:11:38.680
One, two, three, and four.
1194
01:11:43.119 --> 01:11:45.439
So start hearing la laws. We'll figure out who the
1195
01:11:45.520 --> 01:11:49.880
queen has a crush on. Let's give them really fun
1196
01:11:50.000 --> 01:11:54.960
and names. All right, Uh, you're gonna be Anthony an Stein.
1197
01:11:56.119 --> 01:12:00.520
You're gonna be uh Samantha Anthea.
1198
01:12:00.760 --> 01:12:03.239
Yeah, I love that. That's fantastic.
1199
01:12:03.319 --> 01:12:04.239
What else we go? Anthony?
1200
01:12:08.079 --> 01:12:09.960
And what was it Anti Maine?
1201
01:12:10.279 --> 01:12:20.000
Your anti May, your Auntie May, and you're Steve so
1202
01:12:20.239 --> 01:12:23.439
dumb all right, I'm stupid.
1203
01:12:25.039 --> 01:12:25.279
Cool?
1204
01:12:25.760 --> 01:12:28.680
So what I need from you guys? They're only gonna
1205
01:12:28.680 --> 01:12:30.520
be able to ask you yes or no questions, trying
1206
01:12:30.560 --> 01:12:33.600
to figure out who there crush is right now, So
1207
01:12:33.720 --> 01:12:36.720
figure out you guys's character really become these characters?
1208
01:12:36.880 --> 01:12:43.800
All right, Stephen, I did too, and.
1209
01:12:45.399 --> 01:12:49.720
Okay, okay, Alberts is what I'm going to be now, Albert,
1210
01:12:52.640 --> 01:12:53.439
very good, very good.
1211
01:12:54.199 --> 01:12:56.880
All of them are going to answer yes or no questions.
1212
01:12:56.960 --> 01:12:59.600
But the real trick here is they the queen actually
1213
01:12:59.600 --> 01:13:02.479
doesn't have a crush on any of them. The queen
1214
01:13:02.560 --> 01:13:07.680
has a crush on on teen duncle Puff. So whether
1215
01:13:07.720 --> 01:13:11.359
they figure that out or not, we'll find out. So
1216
01:13:11.720 --> 01:13:14.399
you guys will be able to answer these questions. Guide
1217
01:13:14.439 --> 01:13:17.680
them to being like, no, it's it's them. You're only
1218
01:13:17.840 --> 01:13:19.920
allowed to answer yes or no and all of your
1219
01:13:20.000 --> 01:13:23.960
question answers here and and yeah, So try to guide
1220
01:13:24.000 --> 01:13:26.239
them to being teen douncle puff. If they get it,
1221
01:13:26.319 --> 01:13:28.279
then they take no damage. If they don't get it,
1222
01:13:28.359 --> 01:13:30.720
then they're taking a bunch of damage because the queen.
1223
01:13:30.520 --> 01:13:36.359
Will fuck you cool? Is everybody? You get it? Yeah,
1224
01:13:36.399 --> 01:13:37.000
what's your question.
1225
01:13:37.319 --> 01:13:40.720
So what we're trying to get them to guess is
1226
01:13:41.000 --> 01:13:43.479
tah is that teen buncle puff?
1227
01:13:44.119 --> 01:13:46.319
Is my cru We can elaborate on our answers.
1228
01:13:46.680 --> 01:13:50.000
No, yes, yes, yeah, that's all you get?
1229
01:13:50.600 --> 01:13:50.840
Cool?
1230
01:13:51.079 --> 01:13:51.359
All right?
1231
01:13:51.479 --> 01:13:58.840
Is everybody ready? All right?
1232
01:13:58.880 --> 01:14:00.680
You guys are only a lot of answer yes or
1233
01:14:01.159 --> 01:14:04.279
ask you yes or no questions? These people, Uh, there
1234
01:14:04.439 --> 01:14:06.920
is going to be a crush of the queen on
1235
01:14:07.079 --> 01:14:09.640
the stage. What you're trying to do is figure out
1236
01:14:09.880 --> 01:14:11.079
who is my crush?
1237
01:14:12.720 --> 01:14:13.119
All of you?
1238
01:14:14.319 --> 01:14:14.960
I got a question?
1239
01:14:15.720 --> 01:14:16.079
Crush?
1240
01:14:19.439 --> 01:14:20.960
Is the crush human?
1241
01:14:23.880 --> 01:14:24.039
Yes?
1242
01:14:25.279 --> 01:14:26.840
Is the crush fictional?
1243
01:14:27.640 --> 01:14:27.840
Yeah?
1244
01:14:28.239 --> 01:14:28.439
Yeah?
1245
01:14:30.159 --> 01:14:33.079
Is the crush fully formed.
1246
01:14:37.039 --> 01:14:37.960
Like a mailbox?
1247
01:14:38.159 --> 01:14:39.279
Like a full mail box?
1248
01:14:40.920 --> 01:14:41.479
This time?
1249
01:14:41.680 --> 01:14:41.720
No?
1250
01:14:42.920 --> 01:14:43.960
Actually my definition?
1251
01:14:44.079 --> 01:14:44.119
No?
1252
01:14:44.279 --> 01:14:44.479
Yeah?
1253
01:14:46.399 --> 01:14:49.640
Is this crush males?
1254
01:14:50.279 --> 01:14:50.560
Okay?
1255
01:14:53.239 --> 01:14:53.359
Uh?
1256
01:14:54.920 --> 01:14:58.039
Damn cool? Powers? No questions?
1257
01:14:58.159 --> 01:14:58.319
Yeah?
1258
01:14:59.479 --> 01:14:59.680
Yeah?
1259
01:15:00.560 --> 01:15:05.319
Does this written of someone else?
1260
01:15:06.960 --> 01:15:08.159
Are they immortal?
1261
01:15:09.119 --> 01:15:09.640
Definitely?
1262
01:15:10.159 --> 01:15:12.079
You're not even to ask them if it's one of them?
1263
01:15:13.199 --> 01:15:14.680
What it might be? One of them?
1264
01:15:14.720 --> 01:15:14.760
That?
1265
01:15:16.039 --> 01:15:16.840
Is it one of you?
1266
01:15:17.760 --> 01:15:18.239
What of you?
1267
01:15:18.399 --> 01:15:19.199
Real humans?
1268
01:15:27.399 --> 01:15:32.840
For a live?
1269
01:15:33.760 --> 01:15:34.399
Yes?
1270
01:15:35.760 --> 01:15:38.079
Does it live on or does he live on Earth?
1271
01:15:39.800 --> 01:15:41.439
I guess no?
1272
01:15:41.640 --> 01:15:43.880
Yes or no? Yes?
1273
01:15:46.239 --> 01:15:47.560
Do they exist in the present?
1274
01:15:48.279 --> 01:15:54.840
Yes, yes, there's there a recent film about this. Even
1275
01:15:54.920 --> 01:15:56.159
a pineapple under the sea.
1276
01:15:57.880 --> 01:16:02.479
All right, you guys are don't asking questions? Okay, you
1277
01:16:02.560 --> 01:16:05.800
have a guess group up? Yeah, all right, all right,
1278
01:16:06.000 --> 01:16:08.479
very nice. Yeah, while we're out at you guys.
1279
01:16:10.880 --> 01:16:15.479
Very good, just like, all right, that's it off.
1280
01:16:18.520 --> 01:16:19.159
Figuring it out.
1281
01:16:21.920 --> 01:16:23.279
God, you guys figured it out.
1282
01:16:25.079 --> 01:16:36.479
Uh, I guess Spider Man, we got it so.
1283
01:16:36.720 --> 01:16:42.119
Fucking mm you get one more girls, And I want
1284
01:16:42.159 --> 01:16:45.399
to tell you I like your lips.
1285
01:16:46.520 --> 01:16:47.319
The fuck.
1286
01:16:50.680 --> 01:16:51.960
I know, but still.
1287
01:16:56.840 --> 01:16:57.239
Well like.
1288
01:17:00.039 --> 01:17:00.560
To say, what.
1289
01:17:02.359 --> 01:17:02.520
Is it?
1290
01:17:02.600 --> 01:17:03.479
Team duncle pup?
1291
01:17:12.439 --> 01:17:17.760
Yes, T know the pup for you go to ant
1292
01:17:17.920 --> 01:17:18.760
prom with me?
1293
01:17:22.760 --> 01:17:23.640
Cattail next.
1294
01:17:26.520 --> 01:17:27.920
Yes, I'll go.
1295
01:17:28.079 --> 01:17:30.199
Under your hat and I'll.
1296
01:17:33.399 --> 01:17:33.920
Go on your.
1297
01:17:39.159 --> 01:17:40.159
You guys can get off.
1298
01:17:44.840 --> 01:17:49.600
Now that uh, I've revealed how much I care about
1299
01:17:49.680 --> 01:17:50.119
your team?
1300
01:17:50.279 --> 01:17:53.239
Uncle Paul, what are you gonna do?
1301
01:17:55.680 --> 01:17:58.600
I guess we can go to we can go to
1302
01:17:58.640 --> 01:18:02.720
aunt prom m hm and you mind a third wheel?
1303
01:18:04.239 --> 01:18:05.720
Technically he's junk buff too.
1304
01:18:05.960 --> 01:18:07.039
I don't like that.
1305
01:18:07.279 --> 01:18:08.439
We're a package deal.
1306
01:18:08.600 --> 01:18:12.279
I don't want it. Come on, I'm a queen. Everybody smiled,
1307
01:18:18.640 --> 01:18:19.840
You're pretty composed.
1308
01:18:19.960 --> 01:18:21.239
You got your brother.
1309
01:18:27.840 --> 01:18:29.159
Fan sperm baby.
1310
01:18:32.039 --> 01:18:40.199
We go to plume together that yeah, breath alright, Oh,
1311
01:18:40.840 --> 01:18:41.800
I'm a chaperone.
1312
01:18:42.439 --> 01:18:42.760
Baby.
1313
01:18:44.680 --> 01:18:48.680
Yeah, yeah, we're not dancing. He's angsty and I'm a queen.
1314
01:18:48.920 --> 01:18:52.439
Maybe I'm in a crush on him. Yeah, what do
1315
01:18:52.479 --> 01:18:52.960
you guys doing?
1316
01:18:53.319 --> 01:18:54.640
So now.
1317
01:18:56.800 --> 01:19:01.359
Me and me and teen are completely uh enthralled with
1318
01:19:01.520 --> 01:19:05.399
each other in the corner. We're we're he's he's kissing
1319
01:19:05.520 --> 01:19:08.600
my mandibles and okay, weird?
1320
01:19:09.279 --> 01:19:12.520
Uh and uh and yeah, what are you guys up to?
1321
01:19:12.640 --> 01:19:20.960
I'm dancing, we're dancing. I'm it's fun popping and locking.
1322
01:19:21.600 --> 01:19:24.720
Something really intrigues me about watching what's going on? Putting
1323
01:19:24.880 --> 01:19:36.239
something in the punch. Good guess.
1324
01:19:36.399 --> 01:19:39.159
So I was trying to look at you.
1325
01:19:39.439 --> 01:19:40.520
Like a peyton.
1326
01:19:42.279 --> 01:19:44.119
And his lips ares brush.
1327
01:19:44.399 --> 01:19:46.680
Was just dancing around. That's all you're gonna do. You're
1328
01:19:46.680 --> 01:19:47.920
not gonna investigate, You're.
1329
01:19:48.199 --> 01:19:50.239
I'm gonna talk to some teachers and see if they're
1330
01:19:50.279 --> 01:19:50.600
saying it.
1331
01:19:50.880 --> 01:19:51.880
Talk to shepherones.
1332
01:19:54.840 --> 01:19:57.000
I rode a fifteen to see what's up?
1333
01:19:57.479 --> 01:19:59.960
What's the nail? I'm gonna look for some cheese.
1334
01:20:01.279 --> 01:20:04.960
Okay, in your search for cheese, you see one really
1335
01:20:05.199 --> 01:20:09.279
angsty aunt in the corner and you decide to go
1336
01:20:09.479 --> 01:20:10.079
talk to him.
1337
01:20:10.560 --> 01:20:12.880
Okay, yo, why are you so a.
1338
01:20:14.520 --> 01:20:19.760
M Because I used to be the prince and tell
1339
01:20:19.880 --> 01:20:23.119
the queen told me she didn't like me anymore.
1340
01:20:23.479 --> 01:20:27.640
I get that queen is your mom, immy king. I
1341
01:20:27.760 --> 01:20:29.319
don't know how this works.
1342
01:20:30.119 --> 01:20:33.359
I was once a king of this kingdom and my
1343
01:20:34.600 --> 01:20:39.479
bride was the queen and she no longer likes me
1344
01:20:39.680 --> 01:20:43.600
and seems to like that dirty dunkle pop.
1345
01:20:43.680 --> 01:20:49.239
Because of your voice. Wrong, my boy, I was just
1346
01:20:49.319 --> 01:20:50.319
asking a random question.
1347
01:20:51.079 --> 01:20:52.119
It's so unrelated.
1348
01:20:53.439 --> 01:20:55.119
Is it because your lip's not black? Because I know
1349
01:20:55.239 --> 01:20:55.880
someone who can.
1350
01:20:55.840 --> 01:20:56.359
Help you with that.
1351
01:20:57.000 --> 01:20:57.920
I don't know.
1352
01:20:58.279 --> 01:20:59.680
Is that something she like?
1353
01:21:00.399 --> 01:21:01.520
Very into black lips?
1354
01:21:01.760 --> 01:21:03.359
I mean, I guess if you want to give me
1355
01:21:03.479 --> 01:21:04.560
black lips right.
1356
01:21:04.479 --> 01:21:06.920
Now, I don't have I got it.
1357
01:21:07.079 --> 01:21:16.119
Ra okay, laying on it happens rapp two.
1358
01:21:16.199 --> 01:21:20.359
He is now taking a lipstick tube straight to Casey's lips,
1359
01:21:21.239 --> 01:21:26.039
putting on a black lacquer to those smackaroos we listen
1360
01:21:26.079 --> 01:21:27.199
to very difficult than we are.
1361
01:21:29.840 --> 01:21:32.560
That's porn rights like me.
1362
01:21:32.800 --> 01:21:37.680
Now, I think, since.
1363
01:21:37.520 --> 01:21:41.880
You're definitely the same species, then maybe you got a chick,
1364
01:21:42.119 --> 01:21:44.640
then think you've got the black lips?
1365
01:21:44.640 --> 01:21:48.199
Would apparently what do it for? You got a better chick?
1366
01:21:48.279 --> 01:21:48.439
Oh?
1367
01:21:48.560 --> 01:21:53.159
This is perfect, But I was so glad that she's
1368
01:21:53.279 --> 01:21:54.199
gonna like me.
1369
01:21:54.479 --> 01:21:56.199
Can you help me talk to her?
1370
01:21:56.640 --> 01:21:59.119
Okay, do the do the ratitudey thing again?
1371
01:21:59.199 --> 01:22:05.119
But for something you want me to pull your Oh
1372
01:22:05.479 --> 01:22:09.680
you know, either decision you want to make.
1373
01:22:09.760 --> 01:22:10.479
It's fine.
1374
01:22:11.119 --> 01:22:14.000
I think you could win it over with a sexy rap.
1375
01:22:14.439 --> 01:22:17.319
But I also think you can make me sexy.
1376
01:22:18.000 --> 01:22:18.840
Why not both?
1377
01:22:20.279 --> 01:22:22.119
Why not both?
1378
01:22:22.399 --> 01:22:24.399
What do you think? How about we do a little
1379
01:22:24.439 --> 01:22:24.960
rap together?
1380
01:22:25.680 --> 01:22:28.119
Yeah, we do a wrap together.
1381
01:22:34.359 --> 01:22:46.520
Okay, wait, if you're gonna make me do it, oh.
1382
01:22:53.279 --> 01:22:54.840
I'll start and then you do the next one.
1383
01:22:54.920 --> 01:22:55.279
I'll do it.
1384
01:22:55.640 --> 01:22:58.479
I'll do the next one. I'm ready.
1385
01:23:01.399 --> 01:23:05.319
Hey, listen up, I got a dive purple species.
1386
01:23:05.720 --> 01:23:07.359
She see the starter. Let me start over.
1387
01:23:08.920 --> 01:23:13.560
I got a dive purpleecie. Here's a guy who's your
1388
01:23:13.720 --> 01:23:14.680
same species.
1389
01:23:17.039 --> 01:23:19.640
I'm an aunt and I should be in your pants.
1390
01:23:19.760 --> 01:23:25.960
That's right. Let's say. You can't resist me. You can't
1391
01:23:26.319 --> 01:23:27.000
resist me.
1392
01:23:29.600 --> 01:23:37.000
Resist Okay? Yeah, this guy we're here, he's a human.
1393
01:23:37.399 --> 01:23:39.840
That guy over damned up.
1394
01:23:40.800 --> 01:23:44.359
This is the only one, the only option for you
1395
01:23:44.920 --> 01:23:46.199
to actually fuck.
1396
01:23:47.279 --> 01:23:47.840
That's right.
1397
01:23:48.840 --> 01:23:52.720
I'm an aunt. You can fuck me. I'm an ant.
1398
01:23:53.520 --> 01:23:57.920
Look me in the eyes. Please stop looking away. Queen
1399
01:23:58.720 --> 01:24:01.960
why is she worring? Hey, this isn't working.
1400
01:24:02.600 --> 01:24:06.079
Okay, Hey, look to.
1401
01:24:06.279 --> 01:24:07.199
The other species.
1402
01:24:07.319 --> 01:24:11.359
That's Jurassic. This guy here, he's got a Thorassic.
1403
01:24:14.439 --> 01:24:18.359
I got a Thorassic from th Rassic Park. They look
1404
01:24:18.439 --> 01:24:21.119
at me. My lips are really dark. I did it
1405
01:24:21.319 --> 01:24:21.680
for you.
1406
01:24:22.439 --> 01:24:24.439
I did it for you and not for me.
1407
01:24:24.760 --> 01:24:28.000
I'm not anything except what you want.
1408
01:24:27.880 --> 01:24:28.279
Me to be.
1409
01:24:34.279 --> 01:24:34.640
I can't.
1410
01:24:35.239 --> 01:24:38.560
Yeah, Queen lad you like it?
1411
01:24:38.920 --> 01:24:39.359
I don't know.
1412
01:24:39.800 --> 01:24:44.520
That's gonna prompt our next improp get what everybody?
1413
01:24:45.359 --> 01:24:45.560
Yeah?
1414
01:24:45.560 --> 01:24:46.520
I get up on stage.
1415
01:24:46.600 --> 01:24:47.600
There you go, There we go.
1416
01:24:49.520 --> 01:24:51.479
I need I need you guys to do a four
1417
01:24:51.520 --> 01:24:55.399
square with the Parsley here? Uh who wants to be Parsley?
1418
01:24:56.479 --> 01:24:57.239
Partially? Okay?
1419
01:24:58.479 --> 01:24:58.960
Very nice.
1420
01:24:59.720 --> 01:25:04.560
There are going to reenact different scenes from from this
1421
01:25:05.039 --> 01:25:08.920
nerdy Aunt and the Queen ant the former King and
1422
01:25:08.960 --> 01:25:12.920
the Queen. They're gonna reenact different love scenes from their history.
1423
01:25:13.960 --> 01:25:15.760
Through all of their history, We're going to see the
1424
01:25:15.800 --> 01:25:18.560
past of the King and queen and whether it's gonna be.
1425
01:25:18.600 --> 01:25:21.039
Good memories or bad memories. We're gonna see.
1426
01:25:21.479 --> 01:25:25.359
Whether they're gonna stick together and let this last forever.
1427
01:25:25.880 --> 01:25:27.439
I guess we'll find out by the end of this
1428
01:25:28.560 --> 01:25:32.680
so everybody, let's get genres for each one of these though,
1429
01:25:33.279 --> 01:25:40.479
What's what's the genre for this first scene? Vampire romance, fantastic,
1430
01:25:41.000 --> 01:25:48.560
twilight is your thing? Rote or sparatus, fight too, whatever
1431
01:25:48.680 --> 01:25:49.840
vampires you want to use.
1432
01:25:52.279 --> 01:25:52.560
Cool.
1433
01:25:53.640 --> 01:25:58.439
Let's get an emotion in this one anger excited.
1434
01:26:00.479 --> 01:26:00.840
Shot and.
1435
01:26:02.680 --> 01:26:06.000
Give me more to give me better? What was it?
1436
01:26:06.239 --> 01:26:09.399
Sho yep, I don't know what that means. But what
1437
01:26:09.640 --> 01:26:13.319
do we do that getting joy at somebody else's suffering?
1438
01:26:13.439 --> 01:26:13.640
Yeah?
1439
01:26:13.800 --> 01:26:16.880
Oh okay, it's the opposite of your joy, brings me joy? Okay?
1440
01:26:17.000 --> 01:26:17.239
Nice?
1441
01:26:18.640 --> 01:26:19.399
Cool, cool, cool?
1442
01:26:19.600 --> 01:26:28.039
Yeah that rotate. Let's get a location. We're somewhere that
1443
01:26:28.079 --> 01:26:29.039
could sit on the stage.
1444
01:26:30.560 --> 01:26:35.079
Hot topic. Let's just do hot topic. I think a
1445
01:26:36.399 --> 01:26:40.520
topic from the like aughts, not this corporate shoe. Oh
1446
01:26:40.640 --> 01:26:46.359
yeah yeah yeah, the good hot top. I'm doing this voice.
1447
01:26:47.279 --> 01:26:50.000
Let's get a let's get a what's something you did
1448
01:26:50.039 --> 01:26:50.640
in high school?
1449
01:26:51.159 --> 01:26:51.479
Drugs?
1450
01:26:55.840 --> 01:26:58.520
You guys? Drugs is your suggestion?
1451
01:26:59.800 --> 01:27:00.239
Very good?
1452
01:27:00.479 --> 01:27:00.840
Very good?
1453
01:27:01.039 --> 01:27:01.439
Rotate?
1454
01:27:02.199 --> 01:27:03.800
This is it? All right?
1455
01:27:03.880 --> 01:27:06.199
Everybody give it up for real?
1456
01:27:06.439 --> 01:27:15.800
Loud Wow, queen, I'm just a normal guy, and yet
1457
01:27:15.920 --> 01:27:17.439
you're obsessed with me and my smell.
1458
01:27:19.880 --> 01:27:22.239
Well, I mean, when the light hits you. You do
1459
01:27:22.439 --> 01:27:23.359
sparkle a little?
1460
01:27:23.479 --> 01:27:23.600
Oh?
1461
01:27:24.199 --> 01:27:26.199
Okay, yeah, it's.
1462
01:27:26.119 --> 01:27:27.000
Me the vampire.
1463
01:27:31.720 --> 01:27:33.920
Oh, just smell you smell?
1464
01:27:34.199 --> 01:27:35.720
H do you smell the sparkles?
1465
01:27:36.279 --> 01:27:36.520
Wait?
1466
01:27:36.720 --> 01:27:42.880
No, I'm a predator. You can't love me. You're a
1467
01:27:43.079 --> 01:27:46.760
sheep and I'm a I'm a wolf. Why are you
1468
01:27:46.880 --> 01:27:47.479
so loco?
1469
01:27:47.920 --> 01:27:50.079
Bellas master?
1470
01:27:50.239 --> 01:27:51.079
Maybe I can help.
1471
01:27:51.800 --> 01:27:55.880
I'm familiar with your situation and I could bring you
1472
01:27:56.520 --> 01:27:58.880
sustein himsoda you you don't have to worry about.
1473
01:27:59.000 --> 01:28:02.840
Yes, bring me. What are the worker aunt?
1474
01:28:03.840 --> 01:28:04.039
Yeah?
1475
01:28:04.119 --> 01:28:11.840
Yeah, road day? Oh my tail?
1476
01:28:12.199 --> 01:28:12.479
Heard?
1477
01:28:12.840 --> 01:28:13.800
I heard my tail?
1478
01:28:14.640 --> 01:28:17.600
Do you feel bad for me? I love it?
1479
01:28:18.159 --> 01:28:18.359
Why?
1480
01:28:18.880 --> 01:28:19.920
That's the best.
1481
01:28:21.119 --> 01:28:21.560
Is on the No?
1482
01:28:21.840 --> 01:28:24.359
Sorry, goddamn no, no, no, it's fine.
1483
01:28:24.399 --> 01:28:26.640
That's why I keep you around, Charles, because you're always
1484
01:28:26.720 --> 01:28:27.399
falling down and.
1485
01:28:27.439 --> 01:28:28.680
Ship and I just love it.
1486
01:28:28.960 --> 01:28:30.840
It's not my tail, though, That's not the reason you
1487
01:28:30.960 --> 01:28:33.239
keep me around. Oh, I don't even talk about your tail.
1488
01:28:33.359 --> 01:28:35.600
Most people keep me around for my tail because that's
1489
01:28:35.640 --> 01:28:36.880
usually the novel think about me.
1490
01:28:36.920 --> 01:28:38.600
I'm otherwise a very boring person.
1491
01:28:38.800 --> 01:28:42.039
Yeah, he couldn't look at this guy's cool.
1492
01:28:43.479 --> 01:28:47.000
Guys, guys, stop looking at my king aunt husband's tail.
1493
01:28:47.880 --> 01:28:48.680
I know it's weird.
1494
01:28:48.840 --> 01:28:49.960
It's pretty sexy.
1495
01:28:50.640 --> 01:28:51.439
No, I said weird.
1496
01:28:51.600 --> 01:28:52.640
Oh d.
1497
01:28:54.560 --> 01:28:58.960
Ho shit, you were in the back room of the
1498
01:28:59.039 --> 01:29:02.239
hot topic. This is the part in our relationship where
1499
01:29:02.239 --> 01:29:03.800
it's rock bottom, where I find it. You've been lying
1500
01:29:03.840 --> 01:29:11.800
the whole time. I'm tired of literally lots. You discovered it.
1501
01:29:12.119 --> 01:29:14.560
Now you know the truth. I'm back here on the
1502
01:29:14.600 --> 01:29:18.600
back of this topic because I'm a business man.
1503
01:29:20.159 --> 01:29:22.479
You're trying to corportise hot topic and change it for
1504
01:29:22.560 --> 01:29:25.960
the words. I'm just trying to make lots of money
1505
01:29:27.079 --> 01:29:34.880
road wanna Oh sorry, go ahead.
1506
01:29:35.079 --> 01:29:38.600
I was just saying all the antibiotics i've phenomenally really
1507
01:29:38.720 --> 01:29:41.840
messed up my gut, you know, those drugs that the
1508
01:29:41.920 --> 01:29:42.560
doctor gave me.
1509
01:29:46.760 --> 01:29:48.800
I mean, the only thing I could possibly do that
1510
01:29:48.880 --> 01:29:54.680
would help you is offer you more drugs. Would you
1511
01:29:55.079 --> 01:29:57.319
be interested in bend the drill?
1512
01:29:59.239 --> 01:29:59.479
Road?
1513
01:30:04.039 --> 01:30:04.279
Wow?
1514
01:30:06.479 --> 01:30:10.239
Now that I've been sated from worker aunt blood, you
1515
01:30:10.319 --> 01:30:12.880
don't wait, what was the thing about you?
1516
01:30:13.079 --> 01:30:13.600
I don't wait.
1517
01:30:13.680 --> 01:30:16.000
Do I not smell as good to you anymore? I
1518
01:30:16.079 --> 01:30:16.359
don't know.
1519
01:30:16.520 --> 01:30:18.720
But there's this werewolf that I've sort.
1520
01:30:18.520 --> 01:30:28.920
Of been Oh you know, I can't grow hair. I
1521
01:30:29.079 --> 01:30:32.239
just I feel like they're always laughing at me. They
1522
01:30:32.239 --> 01:30:33.479
don't take me seriously.
1523
01:30:34.600 --> 01:30:35.359
It's the best.
1524
01:30:36.520 --> 01:30:37.760
Why why?
1525
01:30:38.119 --> 01:30:38.279
Yeah?
1526
01:30:38.319 --> 01:30:39.960
See, the fucked up thing is is if you just
1527
01:30:40.079 --> 01:30:43.000
stop talking about your tail, people would stop caring.
1528
01:30:43.119 --> 01:30:45.119
But you should, but for me, keep keep it going.
1529
01:30:46.359 --> 01:30:49.039
But it's just so, it's just right there, you know,
1530
01:30:50.680 --> 01:30:54.600
and I'm like, ow I forgots I have a tail.
1531
01:30:57.800 --> 01:30:58.000
Day.
1532
01:31:00.720 --> 01:31:00.920
Whoa.
1533
01:31:01.399 --> 01:31:04.840
So it was all just a big misunderstanding the whole time.
1534
01:31:05.359 --> 01:31:08.279
You're just trying to buy hot topic. That's right, I
1535
01:31:08.439 --> 01:31:12.239
just wanted to buy hot topics. What a relief.
1536
01:31:12.399 --> 01:31:15.800
Yeah, now we can move past the rock bottom part
1537
01:31:15.800 --> 01:31:19.479
of our relationship and yes, go into the slightly above.
1538
01:31:19.279 --> 01:31:21.760
That, slightly above rod.
1539
01:31:24.680 --> 01:31:27.600
I found uh, I picked up a little prescription for
1540
01:31:27.720 --> 01:31:31.760
you for tonight. Oh is this little blue hill? Oh yeah,
1541
01:31:33.039 --> 01:31:34.159
tweet tweet.
1542
01:31:34.039 --> 01:31:44.439
Nark ohday, the werewolf is now imprinted on your pregnant
1543
01:31:45.279 --> 01:31:46.800
child road day.
1544
01:31:50.479 --> 01:31:51.119
Where much.
1545
01:31:53.039 --> 01:31:56.520
I'm trying to find away awaarless road day.
1546
01:31:59.520 --> 01:32:01.439
Now you've me coming out of the back room of
1547
01:32:01.520 --> 01:32:07.159
that topic. Okay, I can see the little blue pill
1548
01:32:07.279 --> 01:32:09.359
is a bad idea. How long until it goes bad?
1549
01:32:09.840 --> 01:32:14.479
See, I don't get it up in the audience.
1550
01:32:15.760 --> 01:32:18.880
My aunt's out here with those memories.
1551
01:32:19.000 --> 01:32:23.720
Good enough for uh, for kids to get back with
1552
01:32:23.920 --> 01:32:25.000
the queen or.
1553
01:32:25.439 --> 01:32:28.880
Or with those memories pretty bad memories. Let's get the
1554
01:32:28.960 --> 01:32:33.560
ant noise for good memories. Let's get some like choking
1555
01:32:33.680 --> 01:32:38.880
noise for they were too bad. Sounds like a tie
1556
01:32:38.960 --> 01:32:44.000
to me. Wow, let's get let's get something better, Like,
1557
01:32:44.239 --> 01:32:46.119
let's get a what what if you think it was good?
1558
01:32:47.640 --> 01:32:51.399
Let's get up you suck if it was bad? All right,
1559
01:32:51.439 --> 01:32:55.920
there's two people that told you they were just talking
1560
01:32:55.960 --> 01:32:58.600
to you guys specifically you suck.
1561
01:32:59.000 --> 01:33:01.159
Yeah, I like, is that weird?
1562
01:33:03.399 --> 01:33:03.840
Very nice?
1563
01:33:04.479 --> 01:33:06.520
I don't get invited to tell people they suck, and
1564
01:33:06.560 --> 01:33:07.920
so they were excited about.
1565
01:33:11.000 --> 01:33:14.239
I get it, I get it. All right, that's fine. Cool.
1566
01:33:14.319 --> 01:33:19.359
Well, then you guys, the King and the queen they
1567
01:33:19.439 --> 01:33:22.319
get together. They run off into the sunset together. You
1568
01:33:22.439 --> 01:33:25.960
are no longer stuck with the queen anymore. You guys
1569
01:33:26.439 --> 01:33:29.119
leave the prom as soon as you possibly can. You
1570
01:33:29.239 --> 01:33:31.199
get out of there, and you search the law on
1571
01:33:31.279 --> 01:33:34.079
one more time. Off in the distance, you see a
1572
01:33:34.159 --> 01:33:36.840
play pin and you're like, that must be the last
1573
01:33:37.159 --> 01:33:39.279
existential crisis thing that we're looking for.
1574
01:33:40.880 --> 01:33:43.199
What do you guys do climbate climent? Yeah, we gotta
1575
01:33:43.199 --> 01:33:43.600
go climbing.
1576
01:33:43.640 --> 01:33:45.800
That climbing all right, nice, I want to shoe on
1577
01:33:45.880 --> 01:33:49.600
the bars because the love of my life just went
1578
01:33:49.640 --> 01:33:50.680
away with another ant.
1579
01:33:50.920 --> 01:33:54.399
That's such a Tommy Pick.
1580
01:33:56.079 --> 01:33:59.359
Acrobatics climate achromatics. I need acrobatics from all you guys.
1581
01:33:59.439 --> 01:34:01.600
A acrobatics chat nineteen. I need you to do a
1582
01:34:01.640 --> 01:34:04.319
dexterity check for your teeth for my teeth. Yeah that
1583
01:34:04.520 --> 01:34:06.600
makes sense, so dexterously moving your teeth.
1584
01:34:06.720 --> 01:34:07.560
I got a five?
1585
01:34:08.680 --> 01:34:09.560
What you think about teeth?
1586
01:34:09.800 --> 01:34:10.039
Five?
1587
01:34:10.199 --> 01:34:10.800
What did you get?
1588
01:34:10.960 --> 01:34:14.640
Nineteen nineteen? Okay, you you climbing up? You you just
1589
01:34:14.760 --> 01:34:17.640
walk over because you're a teenager, and you do.
1590
01:34:17.720 --> 01:34:19.199
That over the over the bars.
1591
01:34:20.600 --> 01:34:21.720
Acrobatics For us.
1592
01:34:22.159 --> 01:34:24.479
It seems like, mommy, I think I hurt my teeth.
1593
01:34:24.600 --> 01:34:25.239
I got twenty.
1594
01:34:26.039 --> 01:34:27.560
Oh shit, Jerry, you.
1595
01:34:27.720 --> 01:34:30.479
You crawl through the bars because you're just a little mouse.
1596
01:34:31.479 --> 01:34:35.079
You're stuck on the outside. Now you stuck on the
1597
01:34:35.199 --> 01:34:36.399
outside still I was.
1598
01:34:36.439 --> 01:34:37.119
Chewing the bars.
1599
01:34:37.159 --> 01:34:39.319
Oh, I've got my my baby rope. I'm going to
1600
01:34:39.359 --> 01:34:40.439
wear my toddler robe.
1601
01:34:41.079 --> 01:34:41.880
Pull me three.
1602
01:34:42.640 --> 01:34:44.279
Yeah, I mean, if you want to, you can throw
1603
01:34:44.319 --> 01:34:45.960
it over the edge and see if you can get
1604
01:34:46.039 --> 01:34:49.079
them up. Let's get a strength strength up A bunch
1605
01:34:49.119 --> 01:34:49.560
of babies.
1606
01:34:49.680 --> 01:34:51.760
Okay, boy again a minus one here for.
1607
01:34:56.399 --> 01:34:58.600
Eight who.
1608
01:35:02.640 --> 01:35:05.840
Rule it's worse.
1609
01:35:09.119 --> 01:35:09.359
Cool?
1610
01:35:09.600 --> 01:35:09.760
Eight?
1611
01:35:09.880 --> 01:35:10.039
Eight?
1612
01:35:10.159 --> 01:35:15.319
It is you're able to get mommy dunckle puff halfway
1613
01:35:15.600 --> 01:35:18.520
up until you drop her flat on her butch.
1614
01:35:18.600 --> 01:35:22.279
She takes a D four of damns. Wait, what are
1615
01:35:22.319 --> 01:35:22.720
you doing?
1616
01:35:23.880 --> 01:35:27.319
Clearly I'm the ones with the chop. Did you make
1617
01:35:27.399 --> 01:35:30.119
it inside? I'm gonna make it inside.
1618
01:35:30.319 --> 01:35:34.359
I'm gonna use my rind the bars and make it inside.
1619
01:35:34.600 --> 01:35:40.439
Okay, I have more strength though inside, since you did
1620
01:35:40.520 --> 01:35:42.720
turn into spider sperm. I'll give you a plus two
1621
01:35:42.760 --> 01:35:44.640
in strength right now to whatever you already have.
1622
01:35:44.840 --> 01:35:48.439
Excellent, all right to negative five excellent, so negative.
1623
01:35:48.239 --> 01:35:48.479
It is.
1624
01:35:50.079 --> 01:35:50.279
One.
1625
01:35:54.920 --> 01:35:56.720
You walk up to the bars and you just go.
1626
01:36:01.960 --> 01:36:02.840
It does nothing.
1627
01:36:05.159 --> 01:36:08.199
Tea and Rappetunia are the only ones on the inside
1628
01:36:08.199 --> 01:36:09.319
of the play pin right now.
1629
01:36:09.479 --> 01:36:12.960
Could they squeeze through if maybe the bars were grease? Grease?
1630
01:36:15.720 --> 01:36:18.640
It is the only time that I wrote into my
1631
01:36:18.840 --> 01:36:24.720
script that you guys should old grice and grew to.
1632
01:36:25.000 --> 01:36:26.680
I don't think the.
1633
01:36:28.680 --> 01:36:31.600
Grease, and I need you to give it like some
1634
01:36:31.800 --> 01:36:34.079
kind of enfeeblement ship or something.
1635
01:36:34.680 --> 01:36:35.439
We'll rap at it.
1636
01:36:37.000 --> 01:36:40.359
Inside and I can grease from the outside.
1637
01:36:40.479 --> 01:36:44.520
You want to give them inspiration? Yeah, very little inspiration.
1638
01:36:44.720 --> 01:36:45.039
That's it.
1639
01:36:45.359 --> 01:36:47.720
You're gonna drop you bet I can beat.
1640
01:36:48.039 --> 01:36:50.039
This some inspirational words.
1641
01:36:50.520 --> 01:36:51.399
Jesus Christ.
1642
01:36:53.439 --> 01:36:56.359
There's no place to run, no place to hide. You
1643
01:36:56.520 --> 01:36:59.119
guys got to get here inside.
1644
01:37:00.119 --> 01:37:00.840
At the least.
1645
01:37:01.039 --> 01:37:03.760
But I know you guys are equipped with grease.
1646
01:37:03.560 --> 01:37:06.079
So snip on in here.
1647
01:37:06.760 --> 01:37:14.239
Also, you got a bottle full of beer. I liked
1648
01:37:14.279 --> 01:37:16.760
it like an all of you slip inside because.
1649
01:37:20.239 --> 01:37:21.680
We weren't a fish.
1650
01:37:23.960 --> 01:37:32.039
I can do it myself, fingers. The final playpin everybody
1651
01:37:33.720 --> 01:37:37.520
a realm where time doesn't tick, it burks.
1652
01:37:38.159 --> 01:37:42.279
Where reality is made of crushed up goldfish crackers and
1653
01:37:42.439 --> 01:37:43.520
forgotten memories.
1654
01:37:44.359 --> 01:37:50.079
This is the Stanton Box beyond time, the cosmic litter
1655
01:37:50.239 --> 01:37:51.600
box of the universe.
1656
01:37:53.039 --> 01:37:55.199
You walk up to it and you see three different things.
1657
01:37:55.279 --> 01:37:58.840
You see a rake, you see Sir Scoop, and you
1658
01:37:58.960 --> 01:38:03.880
see the bucket Oracle. Who do you talk to bucket or.
1659
01:38:05.800 --> 01:38:06.800
You're kidding me alright?
1660
01:38:07.079 --> 01:38:11.000
The fucking oracle just yells terrifying prophecies through the echo
1661
01:38:11.119 --> 01:38:12.039
of a bucket.
1662
01:38:13.319 --> 01:38:20.199
Black You're all gonna die like this someday. I'm sure
1663
01:38:20.920 --> 01:38:26.680
I don't of this episode. You all die, We've all
1664
01:38:26.760 --> 01:38:27.560
died before.
1665
01:38:29.000 --> 01:38:35.359
A baby anytime, you'll never come back. Rice, you have
1666
01:38:35.680 --> 01:38:37.479
three fucking choices.
1667
01:38:38.159 --> 01:38:44.720
There's permittent response, Stay a baby forever, grow up and leave.
1668
01:38:44.640 --> 01:38:49.560
Each other and never see each other again. Who explode
1669
01:38:49.640 --> 01:38:53.840
in the glitter? Three options?
1670
01:38:54.880 --> 01:38:56.520
Wait, be sentient glitter.
1671
01:38:57.520 --> 01:38:58.960
Uh, you will all.
1672
01:38:59.000 --> 01:39:03.159
Become a gull at that point, rising into the stars,
1673
01:39:04.079 --> 01:39:07.119
being glittering, you will be the all knowing.
1674
01:39:07.119 --> 01:39:09.680
Everything Like that, Yeah.
1675
01:39:11.119 --> 01:39:12.840
No one would ever be able to clean us all up.
1676
01:39:12.960 --> 01:39:13.800
There'd always be some.
1677
01:39:13.920 --> 01:39:17.920
Glitter and we'd always be together. Yeah, it's not just
1678
01:39:18.079 --> 01:39:19.399
one piece of glitter, it's.
1679
01:39:19.319 --> 01:39:19.760
All of it.
1680
01:39:19.960 --> 01:39:22.960
It's like different shades. I could.
1681
01:39:24.800 --> 01:39:27.039
We're glare great?
1682
01:39:27.359 --> 01:39:31.560
Do you all agree? We all agree spoken.
1683
01:39:31.680 --> 01:39:33.399
That's channel Mariah Carey for this one.
1684
01:39:36.239 --> 01:39:39.159
Together you will.
1685
01:39:41.279 --> 01:39:45.840
And in a fiery explosion, they all burst into flames
1686
01:39:46.199 --> 01:39:49.680
and they become glitter. They stand up on stage and
1687
01:39:49.760 --> 01:39:54.640
they are the all knowing God of everything. But they
1688
01:39:54.720 --> 01:39:59.000
must answer these questions one word at a time from
1689
01:39:59.079 --> 01:40:02.279
the audience. What I from you, guys is I'll have
1690
01:40:03.119 --> 01:40:05.920
either end be the arms of this all knowing God.
1691
01:40:06.319 --> 01:40:12.039
So they will be able to okay, gross, they will
1692
01:40:12.079 --> 01:40:14.600
be able to pick upon anybody in the audience that
1693
01:40:14.720 --> 01:40:17.119
they want. When they pick upon somebody, you will be
1694
01:40:17.159 --> 01:40:20.159
able to ask whatever questions you want to know about
1695
01:40:20.159 --> 01:40:20.760
the universe.
1696
01:40:21.000 --> 01:40:23.520
Whatever you need to know, you will be able to
1697
01:40:23.640 --> 01:40:26.880
find out because they know everything. Give it up for
1698
01:40:27.000 --> 01:40:33.399
the all knowing duncle Puff, everybody. Whatever questions make your hands.
1699
01:40:33.479 --> 01:40:34.239
You guys got this?
1700
01:40:34.560 --> 01:40:36.439
I see what in the second row?
1701
01:40:36.600 --> 01:40:37.840
Yes, what's the meaning of life?
1702
01:40:39.119 --> 01:40:41.359
The meaning of that.
1703
01:40:41.760 --> 01:40:47.600
Is too always make forty two thousand sandwiches.
1704
01:40:48.439 --> 01:40:55.319
Once all forty two sandwiches, you die.
1705
01:41:00.079 --> 01:41:03.199
The next question, what should I invest in?
1706
01:41:06.279 --> 01:41:12.239
You should always invest him crypto puppies?
1707
01:41:18.079 --> 01:41:18.920
Another questions?
1708
01:41:19.039 --> 01:41:22.720
Another question? Then why does duncle Pop have a death wish?
1709
01:41:24.279 --> 01:41:28.720
Duncle Puff can't feel his feet.
1710
01:41:32.880 --> 01:41:33.079
With you?
1711
01:41:33.520 --> 01:41:35.760
I don't know how any feats that makes sense.
1712
01:41:35.800 --> 01:41:37.199
But one of the back there is what did.
1713
01:41:37.079 --> 01:41:39.800
Bill Murray say to Scarlet Johansson at the end of Lost?
1714
01:41:39.840 --> 01:41:40.560
In translation?
1715
01:41:41.439 --> 01:41:49.239
He said, you should believe in miracles because they're true.
1716
01:41:54.720 --> 01:41:55.199
Questions?
1717
01:41:55.319 --> 01:41:58.520
Yeah, why don't grapes taste like grape juice?
1718
01:41:59.319 --> 01:42:12.199
Scrapes do taste like grape juice. If you properly believe, what.
1719
01:42:12.359 --> 01:42:12.920
Is the real?
1720
01:42:13.279 --> 01:42:13.960
What is the real?
1721
01:42:14.079 --> 01:42:14.640
One piece?
1722
01:42:16.960 --> 01:42:25.000
The real one piece is the gold pajamas found in
1723
01:42:25.720 --> 01:42:28.079
the keep of.
1724
01:42:29.600 --> 01:42:31.159
The people.
1725
01:42:36.520 --> 01:42:40.720
Which one of you is the real? Easy?
1726
01:42:47.720 --> 01:42:56.760
Leave Leave, We'll get off the stage cold glitter, glitter.
1727
01:42:59.159 --> 01:43:00.640
I'm just as sperm.
1728
01:43:01.479 --> 01:43:03.560
I'm an engsty teenager.
1729
01:43:04.640 --> 01:43:06.840
I'm a mommy baby.
1730
01:43:09.800 --> 01:43:14.600
All of this was in my imagination. Everybody, None of
1731
01:43:14.720 --> 01:43:20.079
this was actually real. Baby don'ncle puff, imagine all of this.
1732
01:43:20.920 --> 01:43:25.319
That's right, baby, dounle Puff is back and I'm the
1733
01:43:25.479 --> 01:43:29.119
only true doncle Poff. All the others are just a
1734
01:43:29.199 --> 01:43:30.920
figment of my imagination.
1735
01:43:32.159 --> 01:43:32.680
That's right.
1736
01:43:33.039 --> 01:43:39.560
This is very inception. You're just a figment of my
1737
01:43:40.000 --> 01:43:49.039
You're this one right here, go away, You're this dinosaur.
1738
01:43:49.399 --> 01:43:51.359
Okay's more say elsewhere?
1739
01:43:51.920 --> 01:43:53.640
Get here, You're all pretend.
1740
01:43:54.039 --> 01:43:54.760
I'm o G.
1741
01:43:55.119 --> 01:43:56.039
I'm the original you.
1742
01:44:01.359 --> 01:44:04.840
I give you a present, all right, one last interaction
1743
01:44:05.000 --> 01:44:06.800
with my pretend team friend.
1744
01:44:08.000 --> 01:44:13.359
Hey, I know it's hard to be in charge of everything,
1745
01:44:14.359 --> 01:44:16.159
and you did a really good job and I'm really
1746
01:44:16.159 --> 01:44:16.640
proud of you.
1747
01:44:17.159 --> 01:44:20.399
Oh thanks, fun, this was so so much work.
1748
01:44:22.640 --> 01:44:22.960
Right here.
1749
01:44:24.079 --> 01:44:28.319
I know, I just really wanted you all to die
1750
01:44:28.479 --> 01:44:30.600
and me to be the only dunkle Puff. And you know,
1751
01:44:31.000 --> 01:44:34.039
next show, I'm not going to be a dunkle Puff anymore.
1752
01:44:33.680 --> 01:44:35.279
I promise you.
1753
01:44:37.600 --> 01:44:37.640
No.
1754
01:44:38.079 --> 01:44:40.920
An Asian of Chaos really makes it hard on the DM.
1755
01:44:44.800 --> 01:44:48.159
I mean, yeah, having five of us is too many.
1756
01:44:48.359 --> 01:44:53.039
That was but if there's one, I think one is
1757
01:44:53.079 --> 01:44:54.600
the right amount of Asians of Chaos.
1758
01:44:55.159 --> 01:44:58.600
Just so I can be me, then I don't have
1759
01:44:58.680 --> 01:44:59.920
to be afraid to be myself.
1760
01:45:01.439 --> 01:45:02.600
I'm just gonna be myself.
1761
01:45:02.680 --> 01:45:09.399
Everybody, Thank you guys for coming out. This was oots
1762
01:45:09.439 --> 01:45:13.479
all Duncle Puffs give it up for Jin in the
1763
01:45:13.680 --> 01:45:14.800
in the ten booth.
1764
01:45:24.920 --> 01:45:28.600
So that was oops all Duncle Puffs Part two, Part two,
1765
01:45:29.720 --> 01:45:33.880
the finale incredible. What was your favorite part of this show?
1766
01:45:34.239 --> 01:45:36.439
I would have to say, you know, aside from the
1767
01:45:36.520 --> 01:45:41.560
diaper change, my favorite part was when we kind of
1768
01:45:41.640 --> 01:45:46.840
hijacked the show and decided to play the game sex
1769
01:45:46.920 --> 01:45:50.800
with Me, which made Casey very uncomfortable because we're all babies.
1770
01:45:53.560 --> 01:45:55.079
Gosh, he was quite angry.
1771
01:45:55.279 --> 01:45:56.319
He was so mad, he like.
1772
01:45:56.439 --> 01:45:59.000
Walked out of the theater at one point, he just
1773
01:45:59.199 --> 01:46:02.119
walked out and we're like, no, come back, we love you.
1774
01:46:03.079 --> 01:46:04.479
But also sex with Me is like.
1775
01:46:06.520 --> 01:46:09.560
That was such a fun part of the show that
1776
01:46:09.720 --> 01:46:11.880
like out in the audience, you're like, oh my God,
1777
01:46:13.000 --> 01:46:15.359
it's so cool to see the chaos. But no, it's
1778
01:46:15.439 --> 01:46:18.039
on the rails. You will all figure it out. That's improv.
1779
01:46:18.239 --> 01:46:24.439
We are all actually adults, consenting adults, yes, just pretending
1780
01:46:24.520 --> 01:46:25.920
to be babies for a little bit.
1781
01:46:26.439 --> 01:46:30.920
What right, Oh my gosh, acting right. Incredible work.
1782
01:46:31.680 --> 01:46:32.399
You should teach.
1783
01:46:33.680 --> 01:46:34.640
You should teach improv.
1784
01:46:34.920 --> 01:46:35.199
Thank you.
1785
01:46:35.359 --> 01:46:37.920
Maybe I will, Maybe I will.
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And if you were hypothetically going to teach improv, where
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would people find those classes?
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Peakimprov dot com. We've got one o ones. We're starting
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to do a whole new structure. So we're gonna go
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one oh one, two oh one, and that's gonna be
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like we're breaking up what we used to do in
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one on one into two different sessions because we were
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cramming so much into that and people were signing up
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for one on one over and over again because they're like,
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I learned these things, but it takes a while to
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get them into your body. It takes a lot of reps,
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and so we want to break them up into more
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digestible pieces. And that's the idea behind that. So one
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on one and intermedia are going to be broken up
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into one oh one through four oh one. Nice yeah,
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and then we'll go more advanced through there, but we
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want to give people a chance to really get a
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lot of reps in and get the hang of it
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in so they have more confidence going into the higher
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level classes.
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I love that that's such a cool idea because I
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probably should have taken one on one more than one time.
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And so heck, yes, amazing, Thank you. So that is
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peakimprov dot Com. As Meghan said, you're listening to this podcast,
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Yes please do you. We got some fun new content
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Thank you so much for listening. We are going to
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have a new episode of Tune Titans out in two weeks.
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See you then, bye bye.