Clueless

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Hurry, hurry, hurry down to Paramegia Theater.
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Gather round as four friends share, rewatch,
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and possibly ruin favorite films from their childhoods.
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Be sure to come early and get a good parking
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spot because there's always a good show at the
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driveway. Now that'll be $5 a ticket, penis.
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Buckle up, bitches, because we're throwing it
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back to the 1990s valley girl culture with a
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classic coming -of -age favorite, Clueless. Whoop
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whoop, yeah. And I'm here, I'm Rebecca, and I'm
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here as always with my good friends Anna. Hello.
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Tim. Hello. And Riley. Hey. This movie, based
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on Jane Austen's Emma, famously stars Alicia
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Silverstone, Brittany Murphy, and Paul Rudd,
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among many others. Oh my god, that's right, it's
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Paul Rudd. Paul Rudd. It's looking the same exact
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as he does now, Paul Rudd. Released in July 1995,
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Clueless received 12 award nominations and took
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home seven wins, including two MTV Movie Awards,
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one for Best Female Performance for Alicia Silverstone,
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and Most Desirable Female. Oh, ick. Also Alicia
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Silverstone. Clueless also holds a 73 Metascore
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and an 82 % on Rotten Tomatoes. It had a... $10
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.6 million budget and grossed $56 .8 million
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worldwide. Oh, and like, totally fun fact, the
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director, Amy Hecklering, also went on to write
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and direct the TV show of the same name, which
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aired from 96 to 99, and starred a surprising
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amount of the original cast, including Dion,
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Murray, and Amber. Hmm. I'm going to love how
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much this one bird Get picked up in the background
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of this fucking episode. That bird will not shut
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the fuck up. Yeah, it is screaming. If I was
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a British dude right now, I would beat his girlfriend's
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head in. No, I would beat that bird's boyfriend's
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head in. But it's not that movie. Yes. It's a
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90s movie with no fighting. Well, a little cat
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fighting. Yeah, I think there's some girl fighting,
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though. Not like physical fighting. No. There's
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some... cattiness yes i actually um had this
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movie in a film class in college we studied it
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because it is based on a jane austen and like
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we looked at the script and how it um changed
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the original text to work as a cool film which
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was cool that's really neat i don't know anything
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about the book oh you didn't read emma no jane
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austen no they follow pretty closely cool I like
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that. It's kind of like 10 Things I Hate About
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You. Yes. The Taming of the Shrew. Yes. Which
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is another great film. Mm -hmm. And Paul Rudd's
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good in it. Paul Rudd's so good in it. He's not
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in it a lot. He's always like sort of in the
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background. Yeah. He's in it a bit. Does he play
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a love interest? Oh, I don't want to spoil it.
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Does he play her brother? Her stepbrother. Oh,
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if there's one thing I know about stepbrothers
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on the internet. Boink, boink. Yeah, it's kind
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of weird, but you do end up rooting for it. Do
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you know how old Alicia Silverstone was in this
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movie? I would have no idea. Okay, just wondering.
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Young. It's 1995 minus whatever year she was
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born. You know what year she was born? I could
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do the math if anybody can provide any other
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details. No, I have no idea. I just want to know
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how icky it is that she won most desirable female.
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It's icky at all. It's icky that that's a category.
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Yes. It's gross. The 90s were a horny time. Yes.
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I don't think she was actually underage, though
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she does play a teenager. Yeah, I'm just hoping
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she wasn't. That's all. I'm sure she was probably
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like... 45 because that's how 90s movies were.
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She was probably like 22 or something. I like
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Brittany Murphy in this as well. Yes. I like
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Brittany Murphy all the time. She's awesome.
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She's really great at this because she's like
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the new kid that doesn't really fit in. She's
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kind of like a stoner at first. Yeah. And then
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the popular girls take her in and change her
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as they do. What's this movie about? A 19 year
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old girl. Was she 19? She was 19. All right.
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Okay. I mean, gross at this point, but at least
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not as gross as it could have been. Yeah. Because
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it's not Megan Fox under a waterfall when she
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was 16 in the movie of Transformers. Thanks,
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Michael Bay. Anywho, it's about Alicia Silverstone.
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She plays Cher, and I don't know. They're teenagers.
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They do teenagery things. She likes a boy. The
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boy doesn't like her. She fights with her friends.
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So kind of like a day in the life situation,
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like a Ferris Bueller's day off kind of deal.
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I think part of it is that she's like a match.
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She likes to think she's a matchmaker. Yes. She
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like hooks up her teachers and they start dating.
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And then she tries to like hook up her friends
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and it doesn't work. Yeah, it doesn't really
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work. Because she's super shallow. So she's like,
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you should only date this guy. But Brittany Murphy
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really likes the skater dude. And that's where
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Avril Lavigne wrote Skater Boy. Skater boys were
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very dangerous back in the 90s. They were. He
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had long, shaggy hair. It was, yeah, as if, as
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she says in the movie. Well, it's also based
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on a Jane Austen book, which is like high society,
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you know, where it's like, oh, this lower class
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person can't be with this higher class person
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because they're not in the same tax bracket or
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whatever. skateboarders are low level exactly
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yes especially in the 90s degenerates yeah speaking
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of skateboarders real quick i watched this video
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of this nine -year -old who skateboards or something
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and that kid was crazy he landed like three nine
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hundreds in a row on a half pipe or something
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just like and he's as big as a skateboard he's
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just a tiny little child wow yeah that was pretty
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awesome I wonder if he's in this movie. Nope.
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I don't remember a lot of this movie. I remember
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there's a really fun little party scene where
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they play a game called Suck and Blow. Oh. Where
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you take a credit card, I think, and you try
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to pass it between your mouths. I've tried to
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play it in real life. It's very hard. They cheated
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in the movie. Everyone has a lot of chapstick
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on to stick to the card. Oh, that's smart. That's
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smart. What's to stop me from stealing said credit
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card? I don't know. All the kids are rich. They
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don't really need to. She's a really bad driver
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too. She's a bad driver. One of the most famous
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lines in the movie is, you're a virgin who can't
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drive. Oh. Yeah. Which is funny because Brittany
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Murphy says it and at the time she was a virgin
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that couldn't drive. Oh. How the times have changed.
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Well, she's dead now. Still can't drive. Any
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other questions? I've got a ton. Yeah. But you're
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not going to answer them because it's just what
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is the movie? What happens in the movie? Yeah.
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I guess I could just find out. I mean, I probably
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remember a lot, but I feel like there's going
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to be a lot where I'm like, oh, yeah, all this
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stuff. Yeah. Did you bring a snack? Oh, man,
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I did. It's Saturday. It's morning. And we're
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going to have a cereal bar. Yes. Nice. I hope
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we have raisin bran. No. Honeycomb pops. No,
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I'm just kidding. What? Smacks? No, no one likes
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any of those ones. Honey bunches of oats? Oh,
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no. What did we get? Cinnamon toast crunch. Chocolate.
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Cocoa pebbles. Fruit loops. Oh, that's amazing.
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Something else. Cocoa something. Cocoa Pebbles.
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Pebbles or puffs? Pebbles. Fruity Pebbles also.
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Oh, we got Fruity Pebbles too? Yes. Yeah. Good
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assortment. All the Pebbles. Yeah. No, there
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was a Cinnamon Pebbles they came out with at
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one point. They were a little bit bigger. They
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were fantastic. That sounds yummy. There's so
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many cereals out there. A lot. It was hard to
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choose which ones we got. I think I hear a car
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crashing. She shouldn't even be in there. She
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can't drive. We're happy to have you with us
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So what did everyone think? Great movie. Yeah.
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It was a lot of fun. Tim? Very 90s. Yeah, very
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90s. Tim didn't like this movie. I can feel it.
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You know. The wardrobe was fun. The fashion was
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awesome. Yeah. I really appreciated all of their
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fun colors. Yeah. Iconic yellow. Yes. Love that
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outfit. I feel like people be wearing this now.
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That kind of outfit. Maybe not some of the boys
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outfits. Pretty rough. Yeah. Yeah. The guys were
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not portrayed in like a. Great light. They were
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all idiots. Yes. I like the tall, goofy friend.
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He had nice sweaters. Christian, the gay one?
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Elliot, I think. The one that tried to sexually
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assault. Oh, Elton. Oh, Elton, yes. Yeah, he
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was the worst. Human being, that is. Yeah, I
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kind of liked him until the car scene. And then
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I was like, ah. Yeah, you know, I did like listening
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to his voice, though. He has a really unique
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voice that doesn't really match his face at all.
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Well, I know him only as older. This is the first
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time I've seen him as young, so it was really
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weird because it's the same voice I've seen on
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a man that looks 10 years older. Like, that was
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weird. What do you remember him from? I'll be
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honest. I can't really remember. I'd have to
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scroll through his stuff. Yeah. Like, I recognize
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him as a now. Like, I see his face, and I'm like,
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yep. He's most known for Wrong Turn, Suicide
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Kings. May, and Clueless. Let's see, we'll go
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in chronological order. 95, 97, 02, 03. Been
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a while. Yeah. Frozen 2, Robot Chicken. He reminds
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me of the guy in George of the Jungle. The bad
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guy. The sleazy guy? Yeah. The ex -boyfriend.
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Yeah, the one that's not Brendan Fraser. Yes.
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I could see that. That guy's too old. Yeah, I
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think. Maybe not when this was actually made.
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It's hard because when we were that young, everybody
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that's an adult seems old. True. It's hard to
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tell the difference between like 30 and 50. Yeah,
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that poor teacher was 47 years old. Get out of
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here, man. There's no way. That's so disappointing.
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I mean, I don't know how old Wallace Shawn is.
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I'm sure he's way older than 47 in this movie.
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It was 10 years before this, he did Princess
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Bride. And he was old and bald in that. Yeah,
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he was. He's always looked exactly the same.
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He came out like that? Yeah. I was like, oh my
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gosh. It's like Benjamin Button, but he doesn't
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get younger. He just stays the same old bald
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guy. Yeah. He came out fully formed. You didn't
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tell me Turk was in it? Turk's in this movie.
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Yep. He plays a complete jackass. A total buffoon.
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With braces. I love it. He's just really funny.
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Yeah. That really caught me off guard. I was
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not ready for that. He's so young. So, so young
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in this. I like how it seems he almost played
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the lisp of the braces up. Yeah, he was funny.
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He is great. Was Travis anybody? He seems so
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familiar, too. Who's Travis? The skateboarder
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kid. Yeah. He played John Arbuckle in the Garfield
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movie. He's in a number of things. I think he
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was way old to be in this movie, though. He did
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not fit in age -wise. He seemed way older. Do
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we know how old Paul Rudd would be at this time?
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16. 26. What? He was born in 69. Nice. 26, huh?
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She's 19. She was 19 in the film. It's questionable.
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95. Of course, that's not their ages in the movie,
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we suspect. No, she's 16. So it's 36. What? Paul
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Rudd's 36 in this movie, then. Excuse me? He
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was born in 1969. Can we just Google it again?
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Oh, yeah, never mind. Disregard me. I did the
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math three times. I did the math way wrong in
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my head just now. I did it ahead of time. That
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was really freaking me out. I was like, he is
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a vampire because right now he doesn't look that
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bad. Yeah. He still looks fine as hell. I guess.
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What was I looking for? John Arbuckle. Right.
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Just the stuff that the actor Breckin Meyer has
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done. That doesn't sound like a real name. That's
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not. From Minneapolis, Minnesota. Born to a travel
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agent and a management consultant. They could
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have left that out of here. That is such irrelevant
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information. So boring. He went to school, grade
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school with Drew Barrymore. Oh. Told you she
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was in this. She wasn't. By association. Yeah,
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I mean, his top four are Road Trip, Rat Race.
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That's where I know him from. Road Trip's also
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really good. And then Freddy's Dead, The Final
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Nightmare, and Clueless. So I mean, I know now
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I know three out of those four. So he's a lot
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more in my wheelhouse than I realized. But I
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recognize him mainly from Garfield every time
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is how I remember him. He reminded me very much
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of Sean Penn's character in Dazed and Confused.
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No, the other one, Fast Time at Ridgemont High.
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I always forget who that is. Sean Penn. Yep.
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I think we've had an at -length discussion about
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who Sean Penn was in a previous episode. Harvey
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Milk. He's also in Mystic River. Oh, hey, the
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Scarfield guy was in Hey, Herbie, Fully Loaded.
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Oh, no. Oh, man. Hey, Herbie. No, it's just called
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Herbie. Oh, he's also in Blast. That's a movie
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that I might put on my list as terrible. I think
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we watched that. That's the one where the dude
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adopts his dead buddy's kid, brings him on the
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oil rig with him, and then gets held hostage
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by Vinnie Jones! Oh, man. Sorry, I got really
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excited. I forgot about it. We might have watched
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another terrible one. I have a whole... I'm going
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to rate that one terrible. I know it, but I have
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to add it. I'll get all nervous. It's not as
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good as I remember. They hardly ever are. But
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this one pretty much was. Going back to how 90s
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it was, the lengthy discussion on Marky Mark.
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Yeah, I don't get that. Yeah. They said to pull
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his pants down because he did an underwear commercial.
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Oh. That's Mark Wahlberg. I know who he is. Oh,
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you didn't know Marky Mark was Mark Wahlberg?
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No, you didn't know. I knew that. I didn't get
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the reference of him dropping his pants so much.
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You didn't know he was an underwear model, right?
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No, because when this movie came out, I was two.
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I just meant like... Culturally? No, I didn't
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know that one. Because it's just so known. It
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shows up on the internet sometimes. Maybe it's
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because I know him as Mark Wahlberg. I just assumed
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that he did them like... Once he left behind
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the Marky Mark thing, so it didn't make the connection.
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Yeah, you probably never once knew him as Marky
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Mark. No, yeah. But anyway. Also, very 90s, a
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lot of the girls, when they showed scenes of,
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like, the students walking around, a lot of the
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girls would have bandages on their noses and
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chins and stuff. I noticed that. As, like, the
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beginning, the first third of the movie went
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on, more and more girls had plastic surgery fucking
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things. Oh, that's what that was? Yeah. Oh. I
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thought it was like some early version of the
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Breed Strips. No. Nope. No, they're in California,
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so they all get nose jobs. Oh. Yeah, some girls
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had chin jobs and stuff, too. Huh. One real lazy
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thing this movie did, did you notice how many
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times they drove past that Hertz on the corner
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there? Yeah. Yeah. And down the same road. It
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wasn't even a little different. Yeah. It's hard
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to get, you know, pay for that. Filming, right?
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Shut everything down. We can give you this. 100
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-yard strip. You can go past Circus Liquors and
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Hertz. Circus Liquors. That was great. Is Circus
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Liquors a real... I didn't write it down. No
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idea. product placement list, but that product
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placement list was pretty long. Snickers was
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definitely on there. She literally looks at a
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Snickers and goes, ooh, a Snickers. You're like,
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wow. Fucking on the nose on that one. Noxzema,
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BMWs, McDonald's, Calvin Klein, Jeep, Snickers,
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CNN, Starbucks twice, Mentos, Lay's Potato Ships,
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Hertz multiple times. Doritos, Tiffany & Company,
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twice, Cartier, and Spalding. I'm sure I missed
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a bunch. That's like the biggest list you've
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ever had. It is the biggest list I've ever had.
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Radley whispered some to my ear while we were
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watching. I missed a couple, but I'm sure I missed
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more than that. Yeah, there were quite a few.
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There was a lot. I was surprised there wasn't
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as many clothing brands and designers. that i
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recognized i guess maybe of the time i might
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just not know the names i think her iconic uh
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yellow plaid skirt and jacket set i think that
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is a chanel like i think there were actual designers
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that that's sick yeah always wanted that fucking
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wardrobe man have a little computer program that
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picks out my outfit and then it all scrolls by
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time out though it was a touchscreen computer
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But it was like a regular computer with a keyboard
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and everything. They did not have touchscreen
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monitors back in the day. Nope. She's rich. She
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did. Is rich. You have to know she's rich. How
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rich. It was so futuristic looking back then.
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We all thought she had like a new state of the
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art closet thing. And we all wanted it. We wanted
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it so bad. The way it flashes and it's like,
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not a match. Fire. But later on in the movie,
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she says the only way she picks outfits is by
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looking at the Polaroids because she doesn't
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trust the mirrors. But she trusts this computer
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database. I think to buy the outfits. Oh, no.
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They were in her closet when that happened. I
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don't know. I'm like, you made this whole thing.
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Why wouldn't you keep using it? That's super
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cool. I think she's a teenage girl. And that
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shit costs a lot of money. And it's bullshit.
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Yeah. Your dad makes $500 an hour. It's insane.
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I was trying to do the math in my head, and I
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was like, this literally hurts too much. I don't
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want to add this many zeros. Yeah. Do it. So
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he makes like 20 ,000 a week. If he's working
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a 40 hour week. Yeah, which you know he's working.
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He's working way more than that because like
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they're always working. But at the same time,
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it doesn't matter because. Oh, wait, if he's
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getting paid by the hour, oh, that's a wild thing.
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Not salary, actually, by the hour? Mm -hmm. Jesus,
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that'd put in some heavy organ wings. Yeah. And
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he probably does. They said it was, like, a multimillion
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-dollar case they were working on. Yeah. And
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then he said he was trying to get the kid to
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do corporate law, which is probably so he's hired
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by, like, super -paid companies. Mm -hmm. Which
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I think he'd work at a bigger firm. He probably
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doesn't work at a firm. He probably works for
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himself. Yeah. That was the vibe I got. That
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dude does not work for somebody else. It was
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the vibe I got, too, yeah. Not a chance. He had
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lawyers, though, because they had that other
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guy sitting at the table, and there was a bunch
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of other people. Yeah, I'm sure they were working
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for him. Yeah, and paralegals and stuff, probably.
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Oh, you don't think there were other lawyers?
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I don't think so, because I definitely think
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that one kid that stormed out was helping, not...
00:22:11.740 --> 00:22:13.900
being an actual attorney yeah an actual attorney
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can't be like i'm gonna call in sick tomorrow
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like yeah you can't call in sick to a case the
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judge does not understand that shit yeah i really
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liked watching sherry get robbed in the valley
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i had forgotten about that part that whole part's
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so rough i always remember the sexual harassment
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part but i don't always remember the robbery
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yeah when she has to lay down she's like this
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dress is designer it's something i love her little
00:22:39.200 --> 00:22:43.789
whimper cry thing she does she really nailed
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the character yes like really really well yeah
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she would be the type of girl that i hate but
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because she's like so well -meaning and sweet
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like you don't hate her yeah she's just cute
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but she says that that's why her india on her
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friends is because uh they're the only ones that
00:23:00.549 --> 00:23:02.490
know what it's like for everyone else to be jealous
00:23:02.490 --> 00:23:05.930
of you I don't know why anybody would be jealous
00:23:05.930 --> 00:23:09.230
of her friend there. Her style was insane. I
00:23:09.230 --> 00:23:12.049
liked her crazy hat. The real crazy one? The
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really tall one. Yeah, the white one. That was
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wild. It looked very plasticky. Yeah, the 90s
00:23:18.890 --> 00:23:21.509
were wild for those hats. They were wild for
00:23:21.509 --> 00:23:23.630
a lot of things. Not enough butterfly clips,
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though. You're right. Should have been a lot
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more of those. I feel like that was more, like,
00:23:30.170 --> 00:23:34.849
2000 was the butterfly. Yeah, like, 98, 99. I
00:23:34.849 --> 00:23:38.529
really like the way they did the dialogue in
00:23:38.529 --> 00:23:41.109
this movie by, like, having them really be, like,
00:23:41.150 --> 00:23:43.930
pretty articulate even though they were being
00:23:43.930 --> 00:23:48.109
completely ditzy. They meshed it in a way that
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it didn't make it sound, like, so dumb. Like,
00:23:50.269 --> 00:23:53.690
if it was not smart writing, too, I would have
00:23:53.690 --> 00:23:56.470
really probably checked out. I think that's where
00:23:56.470 --> 00:23:58.609
the influence of Jane Austen really shines through.
00:23:58.970 --> 00:24:01.609
You can definitely see, like, I don't know, I've
00:24:01.609 --> 00:24:03.410
never read the book that they're referring to,
00:24:03.529 --> 00:24:07.150
but I can get the tone and, like, what exactly
00:24:07.150 --> 00:24:09.490
the book was about by watching this movie and
00:24:09.490 --> 00:24:11.569
just, like, applying, okay, if this was a couple
00:24:11.569 --> 00:24:14.150
hundred years before that, what would it be like?
00:24:14.410 --> 00:24:16.930
And I really actually like that, really, the
00:24:16.930 --> 00:24:20.269
way they interpreted it. Yeah, I have read Emma,
00:24:20.390 --> 00:24:23.349
and I'll tell you, you're spot on. Like, it follows
00:24:23.349 --> 00:24:26.779
the book. pretty close yeah just probably more
00:24:26.779 --> 00:24:30.200
about a court than a school it's a bunch of nobles
00:24:30.200 --> 00:24:34.059
in the countryside yeah i had a lot of delicious
00:24:34.059 --> 00:24:36.220
dialogue and i didn't even write down all of
00:24:36.220 --> 00:24:39.279
it um but one thing i thought was funny at the
00:24:39.279 --> 00:24:44.000
beginning when she's doing her um debate thing
00:24:44.000 --> 00:24:48.150
she calls them the haitians And that's because
00:24:48.150 --> 00:24:51.309
Alicia Silverstone actually pronounced it that
00:24:51.309 --> 00:24:53.490
way. And the director told everyone not to correct
00:24:53.490 --> 00:24:55.130
her so that she would say it that way in the
00:24:55.130 --> 00:25:00.789
movie. Oh, no. That's so me. Ooh. So fucking
00:25:00.789 --> 00:25:03.049
awesome. It's funny because in that same scene,
00:25:03.250 --> 00:25:05.349
someone says something, the Haitians, and then
00:25:05.349 --> 00:25:07.950
looks over at her. And I was like, ooh. They're
00:25:07.950 --> 00:25:09.970
trying to correct her. But it was real. Yeah.
00:25:10.009 --> 00:25:17.200
Yeah. No. It's kind of scary. Yeah. There was
00:25:17.200 --> 00:25:19.220
a lot of good dialogue in this movie. I started
00:25:19.220 --> 00:25:21.220
off trying to write some, and then I was like,
00:25:21.259 --> 00:25:25.339
man, I can't keep up. I had a few that I liked,
00:25:25.500 --> 00:25:30.539
but two of them are very... One seems kind of
00:25:30.539 --> 00:25:33.119
from the future. The other one, at one point,
00:25:33.140 --> 00:25:36.180
didn't age well, but according to my friend Stefan,
00:25:36.339 --> 00:25:39.880
it's coming back. Oh, no. No, no, no. No? Yeah.
00:25:40.000 --> 00:25:45.309
Oh. No. I mean, I... You wrote it down. I didn't
00:25:45.309 --> 00:25:47.529
write it down. You didn't write it down? No,
00:25:47.569 --> 00:25:50.910
no, no. I laughed pretty hard when I heard it.
00:25:50.950 --> 00:25:52.690
I wrote it down immediately. And it made me think,
00:25:52.690 --> 00:25:57.150
yeah, of him. It's like if you had no context
00:25:57.150 --> 00:25:59.170
for the first time that you watch a Mel Brooks
00:25:59.170 --> 00:26:05.160
movie. Like, let's say that horse one. Blazing
00:26:05.160 --> 00:26:08.680
saddles. Blazing saddles. Hidalgo. No, no, no,
00:26:08.680 --> 00:26:11.180
no, no. I said the saddles one. I just couldn't
00:26:11.180 --> 00:26:12.339
remember that they were on fire. You said the
00:26:12.339 --> 00:26:15.299
horses one. Yeah, I was getting there. Yeah,
00:26:15.339 --> 00:26:17.200
there's a certain word in there that the first
00:26:17.200 --> 00:26:18.839
time it's said the way that it's said if you
00:26:18.839 --> 00:26:20.640
have no contacts and you're not set up for it,
00:26:20.720 --> 00:26:23.559
you're like, I don't think I was supposed to
00:26:23.559 --> 00:26:26.000
hear this. Yeah. I think they missed an edit.
00:26:26.220 --> 00:26:28.279
It's funny because back then I feel like that
00:26:28.279 --> 00:26:30.960
was a common word, but it's surprisingly not
00:26:30.960 --> 00:26:33.470
in the movie a lot. It's only in there once,
00:26:33.509 --> 00:26:36.529
and it's so, like it punches so hard when you
00:26:36.529 --> 00:26:41.049
hear it. Oh, why did she say that? It almost
00:26:41.049 --> 00:26:43.250
feels like she just shouted the word and said
00:26:43.250 --> 00:26:49.329
nothing else around it. Yeah. That's a didn't
00:26:49.329 --> 00:26:51.569
age well. Yeah. Well, okay. And then the other
00:26:51.569 --> 00:26:53.890
one that I really liked, just because I was like,
00:26:53.910 --> 00:26:55.150
man, I can't believe they were saying that in
00:26:55.150 --> 00:26:59.029
like the 90s. The PC term is hymenally challenged.
00:27:00.109 --> 00:27:02.049
hymenally challenged yeah i didn't like that
00:27:02.049 --> 00:27:07.069
one it was gross it was gross terrible but it's
00:27:07.069 --> 00:27:10.829
funny to me because it's they're saying pc which
00:27:10.829 --> 00:27:12.789
but they're saying it way back then but then
00:27:12.789 --> 00:27:16.869
also that's not necessarily true how that would
00:27:16.869 --> 00:27:19.349
work that's not really pc no there's a definitely
00:27:19.349 --> 00:27:21.289
a better way to say it than that that's like
00:27:21.289 --> 00:27:23.690
any other way is a better way to say it than
00:27:23.690 --> 00:27:26.769
hymenally challenged Well, it just goes back
00:27:26.769 --> 00:27:28.630
to what you were saying about how the dialogue
00:27:28.630 --> 00:27:31.910
is good and they sound really smart, but really
00:27:31.910 --> 00:27:35.410
they're just idiots. Which Paul Rudd does call
00:27:35.410 --> 00:27:38.849
out at one point. He's like, that's not right
00:27:38.849 --> 00:27:41.069
or something. And she's like, yeah, but didn't
00:27:41.069 --> 00:27:42.809
I sound smart when I said it? And he's like,
00:27:42.890 --> 00:27:48.269
yeah. Fuck him. He's an idiot too. I think it
00:27:48.269 --> 00:27:49.769
was right around that point where anytime they
00:27:49.769 --> 00:27:52.329
said any big word, I was like, they don't know.
00:27:52.430 --> 00:27:54.470
I immediately just dismissed the whole movie.
00:27:54.940 --> 00:27:58.619
after that. Well, they are teenage girls. What
00:27:58.619 --> 00:28:01.619
did she say? Ty said something and then she was
00:28:01.619 --> 00:28:04.880
like, well, this is a really good school. Oh,
00:28:04.880 --> 00:28:08.460
she was like, you guys sound so smart. This is
00:28:08.460 --> 00:28:12.039
a really good school. I liked when Cher was talking
00:28:12.039 --> 00:28:14.960
to Josh there and she was like, hey, granola
00:28:14.960 --> 00:28:17.500
breath, you got something on your chin. He's
00:28:17.500 --> 00:28:22.750
grown a goatee. He looked terrible with that
00:28:22.750 --> 00:28:24.750
goatee, by the way. Just like the little tiny
00:28:24.750 --> 00:28:28.829
bit of facial hair that was there made me physically
00:28:28.829 --> 00:28:32.150
ill. It was gross. He doesn't need a beard. He's
00:28:32.150 --> 00:28:35.250
trying to look mysterious and college -y. Yeah.
00:28:36.170 --> 00:28:39.549
Who had a goatee? Paul Rudd. For one scene. Really?
00:28:39.789 --> 00:28:42.609
Next to the pool. It was for a second. When he's
00:28:42.609 --> 00:28:46.349
reading... Nietzsche. Oh, was it Nietzsche? Yeah.
00:28:46.369 --> 00:28:49.809
Yeah, I couldn't remember. Fucking Nietzsche.
00:28:50.909 --> 00:28:54.309
That dude had a mustache and it was glorious.
00:28:55.890 --> 00:29:04.609
I liked when she called it sporadicus. Yes. Yeah.
00:29:05.269 --> 00:29:07.450
Could figure out pretty early on that that dude
00:29:07.450 --> 00:29:11.869
was not into her. A friend of Dorothy, as they
00:29:11.869 --> 00:29:14.990
say in the movie. Yes. Yeah. There was a couple
00:29:14.990 --> 00:29:16.549
of things that they called him and I did not
00:29:16.549 --> 00:29:19.190
understand. I knew what they were saying, but
00:29:19.190 --> 00:29:23.109
I didn't. Get the joke or context of what those
00:29:23.109 --> 00:29:25.769
were. Friend of Dorothy was one that they used
00:29:25.769 --> 00:29:30.430
way back in the day when they would try to have
00:29:30.430 --> 00:29:32.509
to keep it a secret and stuff. That's how they
00:29:32.509 --> 00:29:34.250
knew. They had something to do with the Wizard
00:29:34.250 --> 00:29:37.289
of Oz. I don't remember. Had something to do
00:29:37.289 --> 00:29:40.210
with the military, I thought, didn't it? Maybe.
00:29:40.509 --> 00:29:42.890
We just learned about it the other day. We did,
00:29:42.970 --> 00:29:44.230
and I already forgot what I read about it. In
00:29:44.230 --> 00:29:46.670
and out. It's interesting. You should Google
00:29:46.670 --> 00:29:51.450
it. Okay. Or like one of the first lines when
00:29:51.450 --> 00:29:52.990
she's talking about the Jeep and she says, I
00:29:52.990 --> 00:29:54.769
don't have my license yet, but I need something
00:29:54.769 --> 00:29:57.670
to practice on. While she's driving by herself
00:29:57.670 --> 00:30:02.930
on the road. Not well. Terribly. Yeah, but you
00:30:02.930 --> 00:30:05.450
know what? It was funny. The scene on the freeway
00:30:05.450 --> 00:30:08.369
when Dion accidentally gets on the freeway. That
00:30:08.369 --> 00:30:11.130
was actually every other driver on the road was
00:30:11.130 --> 00:30:15.039
doing poorly. She was just like in the lane and
00:30:15.039 --> 00:30:17.319
then the motorcycles like split all around her
00:30:17.319 --> 00:30:20.759
and that truck came flying up behind them. Yeah,
00:30:20.799 --> 00:30:22.680
they were pretty rude. Like my assumption was
00:30:22.680 --> 00:30:24.900
that she was going too slow to be on the freeway.
00:30:24.960 --> 00:30:27.380
But I really loved that scene. Actually, just
00:30:27.380 --> 00:30:30.660
like the sheer chaos of it and everybody's screaming.
00:30:30.759 --> 00:30:34.000
It was really fun. That is one of the best scenes
00:30:34.000 --> 00:30:36.599
in the movie. It does feel like when you're first
00:30:36.599 --> 00:30:38.140
driving and you get on the highway and like this
00:30:38.140 --> 00:30:42.960
is terrifying. Which is so funny because you're
00:30:42.960 --> 00:30:47.460
just going the same way as everybody else. It's
00:30:47.460 --> 00:30:49.900
different speeds and everyone's merging and you
00:30:49.900 --> 00:30:52.119
don't understand the concept of merging. Lately,
00:30:52.140 --> 00:30:56.240
I've noticed that when movies have a random group
00:30:56.240 --> 00:31:01.680
of motorcycles in them, it's always a very abstract
00:31:01.680 --> 00:31:08.980
smattering of bikes. This one was a wide array
00:31:08.980 --> 00:31:12.240
of, I think, mostly... probably Harley's but
00:31:12.240 --> 00:31:14.039
there were like some choppers like mixed in there
00:31:14.039 --> 00:31:16.140
and some were like crazy flames on the tank and
00:31:16.140 --> 00:31:18.279
like they all had like leather like looked like
00:31:18.279 --> 00:31:21.640
more like traditional yeah style but it was just
00:31:21.640 --> 00:31:24.740
a I don't know gotta make them extra scary yeah
00:31:24.740 --> 00:31:26.759
we just watched this movie with the Christmas
00:31:26.759 --> 00:31:29.579
story kid in it and he has like a magical dirt
00:31:29.579 --> 00:31:31.420
bike that's a lot like Herbie it just does what
00:31:31.420 --> 00:31:34.839
it wants oh it's fucking awesome it seems really
00:31:34.839 --> 00:31:37.950
dangerous Yeah, it flies this kid through the
00:31:37.950 --> 00:31:41.329
sky. It hits a jump so hard, it just sails into
00:31:41.329 --> 00:31:43.329
the sky, and they just fly until they get down
00:31:43.329 --> 00:31:47.529
home. It's magic. Oh. Huh. That movie sounds
00:31:47.529 --> 00:31:49.829
really good. But there's a biker gang in that,
00:31:49.970 --> 00:31:53.309
and it was just like, why are there... No one's
00:31:53.309 --> 00:31:55.609
actually doing... I just don't see that there's
00:31:55.609 --> 00:31:58.269
a group of people, every movie, that has that
00:31:58.269 --> 00:32:00.589
smattering of a variety. It just doesn't make
00:32:00.589 --> 00:32:01.769
any sense. Well, you know, there didn't used
00:32:01.769 --> 00:32:03.950
to be just independent bike riders. You had to
00:32:03.950 --> 00:32:06.819
be part of a club. that wore leather jackets.
00:32:06.920 --> 00:32:09.339
Otherwise you couldn't ride bikes. Well known.
00:32:09.440 --> 00:32:13.960
The clubs would beat you up. Yeah. For the bike
00:32:13.960 --> 00:32:17.579
part or the jacket part? The jackets. Failing
00:32:17.579 --> 00:32:19.380
to ride with others. It's called the buddy system.
00:32:19.539 --> 00:32:22.079
That's where that term actually comes from. That
00:32:22.079 --> 00:32:25.740
makes sense. That makes sense. I liked one of
00:32:25.740 --> 00:32:27.940
Cher's lines that applies to all of us here.
00:32:28.539 --> 00:32:30.779
It's like searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore
00:32:30.779 --> 00:32:36.109
movie. I know. I laughed. So good. This movie
00:32:36.109 --> 00:32:38.390
felt like searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore
00:32:38.390 --> 00:32:45.549
movie. Oh, dear. I really liked... Duh. It's
00:32:45.549 --> 00:32:48.250
like a famous quote. From what? Cliff Notes.
00:32:50.269 --> 00:32:53.089
I think she said cliffs. Yeah, she did say cliffs.
00:32:53.250 --> 00:32:56.170
Like hard S on it. And I was like... It is Cliff's
00:32:56.170 --> 00:32:58.990
Notes. It is. Okay. I was like, if this is what
00:32:58.990 --> 00:33:01.089
it is, I did not know. I always thought it was
00:33:01.089 --> 00:33:03.549
Cliff Notes also, but it's Cliff's Notes. Oh,
00:33:03.769 --> 00:33:05.910
I didn't know that because Cliff wrote them.
00:33:06.230 --> 00:33:08.910
Yes. I thought it was to keep me from leaping
00:33:08.910 --> 00:33:11.130
off the cliff because I didn't do my fucking
00:33:11.130 --> 00:33:20.049
stuff. Damn. That's way better title. I also
00:33:20.049 --> 00:33:22.569
liked when Cher said, he does dress better than
00:33:22.569 --> 00:33:24.569
I do. What would I bring to the relationship?
00:33:24.910 --> 00:33:30.250
Oh, gosh. Oh, man. Yeah, I liked when she told,
00:33:30.430 --> 00:33:32.690
D, when your allergies act up, take out your
00:33:32.690 --> 00:33:37.630
nose ring. I did not get that. Just because it's
00:33:37.630 --> 00:33:39.769
gross, maybe? Is she allergic to gold? Was that
00:33:39.769 --> 00:33:43.130
the... Now maybe the mucus gets stuck on the
00:33:43.130 --> 00:33:45.769
ring. I thought it was gross. I like when she
00:33:45.769 --> 00:33:47.809
was in gym class and the teacher was like, oh,
00:33:47.829 --> 00:33:49.569
you've got to come up here and hit the ball.
00:33:49.750 --> 00:33:52.250
Like she gets nowhere near the ball. And then
00:33:52.250 --> 00:33:54.009
she's just like, fine. And the next was like,
00:33:54.089 --> 00:33:56.950
oh, I can't play tennis here either. Oh, my God.
00:33:57.009 --> 00:33:59.809
All right. Next. It's gonna be so deflating trying
00:33:59.809 --> 00:34:03.730
to deal with those girls every day. Yeah. Although
00:34:03.730 --> 00:34:05.230
I liked at the beginning when she was talking
00:34:05.230 --> 00:34:06.869
about how she got her grades up because she told
00:34:06.869 --> 00:34:11.199
the gym teacher that a boy broke her heart. Men.
00:34:11.820 --> 00:34:15.880
Yeah. And then later she's said that the lady
00:34:15.880 --> 00:34:19.199
gym teacher has to like same sex or something
00:34:19.199 --> 00:34:21.659
like that. She's same sex oriented. Yes, that
00:34:21.659 --> 00:34:25.760
was it. Of course she was. Typical phys ed stereotype.
00:34:25.860 --> 00:34:30.860
Yeah. Same sex oriented. As she's shooting trash
00:34:30.860 --> 00:34:35.480
into the trash can like a basketball. I liked
00:34:35.480 --> 00:34:38.500
when the one teacher was like. And can the suicide
00:34:38.500 --> 00:34:40.780
attempts please be postponed until next period?
00:34:42.400 --> 00:34:44.880
He didn't get enough screen time. No, that guy
00:34:44.880 --> 00:34:47.099
was good. I remember the teachers being in it
00:34:47.099 --> 00:34:48.840
a lot more, but I think that's where I'm starting
00:34:48.840 --> 00:34:51.739
to mix in the TV show. Because I think the teachers
00:34:51.739 --> 00:34:53.900
always get their own little beeline story stuff
00:34:53.900 --> 00:34:56.420
going on. I'm going to have to revisit the show.
00:34:57.539 --> 00:35:01.400
That scene was where I noticed the first tattoo.
00:35:02.300 --> 00:35:04.539
And then I started to get pulled out of the movie
00:35:04.539 --> 00:35:06.860
because I realized there were a bunch of 20 -year
00:35:06.860 --> 00:35:10.380
-olds playing high school kids. Well. But I would
00:35:10.380 --> 00:35:12.920
imagine that these kids could get tattoos. They
00:35:12.920 --> 00:35:16.019
were getting plastic surgery. They're all supposed
00:35:16.019 --> 00:35:17.739
to be like, well, I guess not all of them, but
00:35:17.739 --> 00:35:19.340
they're supposed to have like money and stuff.
00:35:20.900 --> 00:35:23.139
Cost money to get tattoos. That one girl, Ty,
00:35:23.440 --> 00:35:27.199
had three separate ones in different spots throughout
00:35:27.199 --> 00:35:29.659
the movie. But when the next one came, the other
00:35:29.659 --> 00:35:32.590
one was gone. Oh, that's weird. Maybe they were
00:35:32.590 --> 00:35:35.130
temporary. Very big in the 90s. It would be very
00:35:35.130 --> 00:35:37.769
weird. There was one on her arm, her right arm,
00:35:37.829 --> 00:35:40.190
the first time I saw it. The next time, there
00:35:40.190 --> 00:35:42.690
was one right in here on her right hand. I did
00:35:42.690 --> 00:35:44.389
see that one, yeah. It was like a little butterfly
00:35:44.389 --> 00:35:47.610
or some crap. Yeah, and then later on... Like
00:35:47.610 --> 00:35:49.670
right toward the end of the movie, that's gone.
00:35:49.789 --> 00:35:52.869
And she has this weird little like kind of viney
00:35:52.869 --> 00:35:55.070
tribal thing around her left wrist. She's an
00:35:55.070 --> 00:35:57.929
artist. I think she's drawing that on her hands.
00:35:57.949 --> 00:36:00.110
Yeah, that or I was going to go with it. I think
00:36:00.110 --> 00:36:02.530
the temporary tattoo idea. Because I remember
00:36:02.530 --> 00:36:04.730
being in school and drawing all over my pants
00:36:04.730 --> 00:36:08.670
and my shoes. With gel pens. With gel pens. Murray
00:36:08.670 --> 00:36:14.110
had two. One was on his back. Who's Murray? Murray
00:36:14.110 --> 00:36:19.869
was Donald Faison. Oh, okay. Sorry. I didn't
00:36:19.869 --> 00:36:23.110
catch anybody's name. Brace's boy. Gotcha. Travis
00:36:23.110 --> 00:36:25.909
had two on his right leg. That's John from Garfield.
00:36:27.329 --> 00:36:30.710
I could definitely see a skater bro having a
00:36:30.710 --> 00:36:33.449
tattoo underage though. At the end of the movie,
00:36:33.530 --> 00:36:41.550
Dion had one on her left shoulder. And it was
00:36:41.550 --> 00:36:43.190
just weird because I didn't notice them and then
00:36:43.190 --> 00:36:45.170
all of a sudden I would and they'd be gone. Weird.
00:36:45.809 --> 00:36:49.610
Not good continuity there. Yeah, that's all I
00:36:49.610 --> 00:36:50.909
started paying attention to because that's how
00:36:50.909 --> 00:36:57.090
my attention span works. I also thought it was
00:36:57.090 --> 00:36:58.969
weird that the teacher's wedding at the end,
00:36:59.010 --> 00:37:01.329
all they had was their students and other teachers.
00:37:01.929 --> 00:37:03.690
I thought that as well. I'd be like, I wouldn't
00:37:03.690 --> 00:37:06.750
want my students at my wedding. Not tossing the
00:37:06.750 --> 00:37:09.170
bouquet to them. No. I would be like, get the
00:37:09.170 --> 00:37:11.250
fuck out of here. Everyone else can catch the
00:37:11.250 --> 00:37:13.210
bouquet. I probably would invite them, though,
00:37:13.269 --> 00:37:16.409
because all of their parents are dumb, dumb rich.
00:37:17.050 --> 00:37:19.150
That's true. And teachers don't make a lot of
00:37:19.150 --> 00:37:21.010
money. You should invite the parents, too, then.
00:37:21.190 --> 00:37:24.030
The parents probably didn't want to come. Why
00:37:24.030 --> 00:37:27.610
would the students want to go? Money. I don't
00:37:27.610 --> 00:37:32.900
know. They get a good grade. Yeah, the whole
00:37:32.900 --> 00:37:34.880
school got better grades when they got together.
00:37:35.000 --> 00:37:40.340
Yeah. Okay. The power of sex. It transcends into
00:37:40.340 --> 00:37:42.940
every other subject you're also taking somehow.
00:37:43.539 --> 00:37:45.840
Yes. Well, they're the only two teachers, really,
00:37:45.920 --> 00:37:51.719
except the gym teacher. That's all. Oh, I have.
00:37:51.820 --> 00:37:54.559
Did anybody replace the cast? Hold on. I still
00:37:54.559 --> 00:37:58.820
have more delicious dialogue. When Brittany Murphy
00:37:58.820 --> 00:38:02.650
there. gets knocked out at the party. And Cher's
00:38:02.650 --> 00:38:04.349
like, oh, you have to keep her conscious. Ask
00:38:04.349 --> 00:38:05.969
her questions. And the guy's like, what's seven
00:38:05.969 --> 00:38:08.610
times seven? And Cher's like, no, stuff she knows.
00:38:10.409 --> 00:38:15.409
So mean. When Josh and that lawyer guy were talking
00:38:15.409 --> 00:38:17.010
at the very end and the lawyer walks out the
00:38:17.010 --> 00:38:18.949
door and he's like, you do whatever you want
00:38:18.949 --> 00:38:25.210
with your butts. I'm calling sick. The party
00:38:25.210 --> 00:38:27.570
scene where Paul Rudd is dancing with... Brittany
00:38:27.570 --> 00:38:30.150
Murphy. That is how that man dances and no one
00:38:30.150 --> 00:38:33.789
can convince me otherwise. He cannot dance in
00:38:33.789 --> 00:38:36.449
a more coordinated fashion. I believe it. In
00:38:36.449 --> 00:38:38.550
real life. That's just him. They said go wild
00:38:38.550 --> 00:38:42.190
and he just did his normal at a wedding dance.
00:38:42.710 --> 00:38:48.809
I agree. Ren and Stimpy were on the TV. That
00:38:48.809 --> 00:38:51.789
was fun. They were. And then Cher says they're
00:38:51.789 --> 00:38:57.280
way existential. I never saw the show. I mean,
00:38:57.300 --> 00:39:01.860
maybe. And then Paul Rudd says something and
00:39:01.860 --> 00:39:04.579
one of the characters on TV turns around and
00:39:04.579 --> 00:39:07.159
is like, you're an idiot or some shit like that.
00:39:07.480 --> 00:39:09.079
Isn't that when he says, do you know what that
00:39:09.079 --> 00:39:11.159
means? She's like, no, did I use it right or
00:39:11.159 --> 00:39:13.000
something like that? Oh, but didn't I sound smart?
00:39:13.539 --> 00:39:18.079
I think that was the one there. I don't know
00:39:18.079 --> 00:39:21.059
either. I also, I did like when she was walking
00:39:21.059 --> 00:39:23.320
around. And then she walks in front of that fountain
00:39:23.320 --> 00:39:25.619
and she realizes that she loves her brother,
00:39:25.699 --> 00:39:28.260
which is gross. It's not her brother. It's close
00:39:28.260 --> 00:39:31.219
enough. Stepbrother for a minute. She's literally
00:39:31.219 --> 00:39:33.679
yelling at him like, you're my brother. Right
00:39:33.679 --> 00:39:37.000
at the beginning of the movie. Well, they also
00:39:37.000 --> 00:39:39.360
make a point to say that they were only married
00:39:39.360 --> 00:39:44.079
for a minute five years ago. How long is a minute?
00:39:44.280 --> 00:39:46.920
And the dad says, you divorce wives, you don't
00:39:46.920 --> 00:39:49.659
divorce children. And he calls them his children.
00:39:49.860 --> 00:39:52.860
He's marrying the children? No, he married Josh's
00:39:52.860 --> 00:39:56.539
mother and then they divorced. Not his biological
00:39:56.539 --> 00:40:01.199
son. So not related to Cher in any way. Still
00:40:01.199 --> 00:40:04.500
weird. I'm not denying that. It's the biggest
00:40:04.500 --> 00:40:06.820
controversy of the movie. And it should be. Since
00:40:06.820 --> 00:40:09.179
it came out. Everybody's been like, is this weird
00:40:09.179 --> 00:40:11.760
or not weird? And she's also underage and he's
00:40:11.760 --> 00:40:14.960
not. To be fair, in the book... It's kind of
00:40:14.960 --> 00:40:17.480
a similar situation. In the book, yeah, that
00:40:17.480 --> 00:40:19.619
makes sense. I can see that. I forgot to apply
00:40:19.619 --> 00:40:22.239
that part. Well, the times were different with
00:40:22.239 --> 00:40:24.280
the book. Yeah, there's only three dudes on the
00:40:24.280 --> 00:40:26.920
planet. It was a little more connected than what
00:40:26.920 --> 00:40:29.780
the situation is in the movie. Oh, gross. They're
00:40:29.780 --> 00:40:32.280
cousins? She was already 17. She was halfway
00:40:32.280 --> 00:40:36.380
through her life. Not exactly. You'll have to
00:40:36.380 --> 00:40:38.239
read the book to find out. I'm not telling you
00:40:38.239 --> 00:40:45.679
secrets. I'm going to read Cliff's notes. I did
00:40:45.679 --> 00:40:47.820
replace some people. I replaced somebody the
00:40:47.820 --> 00:40:49.880
moment they stepped on the screen. Who was it?
00:40:49.900 --> 00:40:52.440
Her dad. Who was it? Oh, wow. With Dane DeVito.
00:40:52.519 --> 00:41:00.599
With Rob Riggle. Yeah. He's in Step Brothers.
00:41:01.019 --> 00:41:03.360
I don't know who Rob Riggle is. Yeah, and 21
00:41:03.360 --> 00:41:05.440
Jump Street. He's the gym teacher in 21 Jump
00:41:05.440 --> 00:41:08.800
Street. He's in The Office. He's the captain
00:41:08.800 --> 00:41:12.400
of the boat cruise that they go on. He's on...
00:41:14.920 --> 00:41:17.840
That one basketball player's mini golf game.
00:41:17.960 --> 00:41:22.480
He's the announcer. Basketball player's mini
00:41:22.480 --> 00:41:24.539
golf game? Yeah, who's that famous basketball
00:41:24.539 --> 00:41:27.300
player? Maybe like Lakers or something? LeBron
00:41:27.300 --> 00:41:32.019
James? Kobe Bryant? Michael Jordan? Man, I don't
00:41:32.019 --> 00:41:33.980
know who you're talking about. Stephen Curry.
00:41:34.219 --> 00:41:36.880
Curry. Stephen Curry's got a mini golf thing.
00:41:36.940 --> 00:41:39.119
It's on like ABC or something. But it's like
00:41:39.119 --> 00:41:42.760
extreme putt -putt. Oh. I've heard of this. Yes.
00:41:42.860 --> 00:41:44.659
All right. So he's a commentator on there. Yeah,
00:41:44.659 --> 00:41:46.619
yeah, yeah, yeah. He does a lot of things. He's
00:41:46.619 --> 00:41:49.019
very loud, and he looks similar to this guy,
00:41:49.099 --> 00:41:53.059
only cooler. Younger. I started to panic saying
00:41:53.059 --> 00:41:55.039
that to you, because I had the thought fully
00:41:55.039 --> 00:41:56.440
formed. As soon as I went to say it out loud,
00:41:56.460 --> 00:41:59.699
it all went away. And I was like, I have to finish
00:41:59.699 --> 00:42:07.079
this conversation. All right. I don't have anyone
00:42:07.079 --> 00:42:10.869
for the dad. I left him alone. I actually didn't
00:42:10.869 --> 00:42:15.610
do anyone for him either. I did replace Cher.
00:42:16.150 --> 00:42:20.809
I also did it as today's cast. I would just replace
00:42:20.809 --> 00:42:24.309
her with her. And then I'd probably apply Most
00:42:24.309 --> 00:42:28.610
Desirable Woman because she's much more decent
00:42:28.610 --> 00:42:30.989
in age. It's not the age thing that's the worst
00:42:30.989 --> 00:42:34.429
part about that. It's just a gross award. But
00:42:34.429 --> 00:42:39.039
anyway, Sidney Sweeney. Oh. Oh. A little on the
00:42:39.039 --> 00:42:41.860
nose. Yeah. I don't know a lot of young actresses
00:42:41.860 --> 00:42:45.380
these days. Which one's the Sydney Sweeney? She
00:42:45.380 --> 00:42:48.420
was in Euphoria. She was in season one of White
00:42:48.420 --> 00:42:50.900
Lotus, I think. She's been in like everything
00:42:50.900 --> 00:42:57.159
lately. Yeah. She's got the eyes and the face.
00:42:58.780 --> 00:43:02.039
It's a blonde. Another blonde in Hollywood. I
00:43:02.039 --> 00:43:03.579
don't think she's blonde. It looks like she dyes
00:43:03.579 --> 00:43:09.639
her hair. Well. She's definitely blonde. I didn't
00:43:09.639 --> 00:43:11.280
replace Cher. I didn't think there was a need
00:43:11.280 --> 00:43:13.820
to. Her facial expressions were perfect. She
00:43:13.820 --> 00:43:15.659
was really good. I like the way she moves her
00:43:15.659 --> 00:43:17.619
mouth when she talks. It's very interesting.
00:43:18.079 --> 00:43:20.500
Or when she hits, you know, another vehicle with
00:43:20.500 --> 00:43:22.940
her car or something. Yeah. Her eyes are really
00:43:22.940 --> 00:43:27.840
expressive, too. Yeah. Nobody had Cher? I did.
00:43:28.039 --> 00:43:31.460
Ooh. Oh, no, excuse me. Reese Witherspoon. Yeah.
00:43:31.460 --> 00:43:35.519
Yeah. Same. Yeah. She would have been good. And
00:43:35.519 --> 00:43:37.260
the time frame is right. She would have been.
00:43:37.659 --> 00:43:40.840
Yeah, she would have been... I mean, she did
00:43:40.840 --> 00:43:43.000
Legally Blonde. Yeah, and Legally Blonde. I was
00:43:43.000 --> 00:43:44.460
going to say, Legally Blonde is kind of like
00:43:44.460 --> 00:43:47.420
this movie a little bit. I kept mixing them up.
00:43:47.860 --> 00:43:51.019
I was waiting for the pink outfit. Nope. Just
00:43:51.019 --> 00:43:58.380
yellow in this one. I replaced Ty. Me too. I
00:43:58.380 --> 00:44:01.099
didn't like doing it, but who do you have? That's
00:44:01.099 --> 00:44:06.289
my Cameron Diaz. Oh. I put Zendaya. Oh, I didn't
00:44:06.289 --> 00:44:09.010
replace her at all. I never replaced Brittany
00:44:09.010 --> 00:44:15.150
Murphy. What is she from? Brittany Murphy? I
00:44:15.150 --> 00:44:18.210
mostly know she's Luann from King of the Hill.
00:44:21.030 --> 00:44:25.769
True. She's in lots of things. She's in Sin City.
00:44:27.449 --> 00:44:32.110
Oh, maybe that's what I know her from. She was
00:44:32.110 --> 00:44:34.630
good in that. It was like a photo of 8 Mile.
00:44:35.480 --> 00:44:37.699
Oh, she was in that too, right. Oh, just married.
00:44:37.820 --> 00:44:39.559
I've seen that movie. I have that movie, I think.
00:44:39.659 --> 00:44:44.000
No, I've seen it. Maybe. Yeah, she was in a bunch
00:44:44.000 --> 00:44:46.139
of stuff and then she died tragically. Yeah.
00:44:46.920 --> 00:44:50.179
Drugs? I thought it was some sort of car accident.
00:44:50.659 --> 00:44:52.920
I thought she fell out a window. I heard it was
00:44:52.920 --> 00:44:54.659
alien abduction. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness.
00:44:54.659 --> 00:44:56.380
Wow, we have a lot of different things going
00:44:56.380 --> 00:44:59.000
on. She fell out of a window while driving in
00:44:59.000 --> 00:45:01.460
her car while on drugs and got abducted by aliens.
00:45:01.480 --> 00:45:03.559
That's exactly what happened, yeah. They stopped
00:45:03.559 --> 00:45:05.920
her from the fall damage. Yeah. Technically still
00:45:05.920 --> 00:45:10.380
alive, just no longer with us. Probed. Okay.
00:45:13.139 --> 00:45:17.760
I replaced Tom. I replaced Travis. Who was Travis?
00:45:18.099 --> 00:45:20.699
Oh, I did too. The skater guy. I couldn't figure
00:45:20.699 --> 00:45:23.400
out who I wanted. I had a flash of brilliance
00:45:23.400 --> 00:45:25.980
at one point that I was like, that is him. And
00:45:25.980 --> 00:45:28.480
then I was like, who was I thinking about? I
00:45:28.480 --> 00:45:30.579
had the same problem. I couldn't figure out who
00:45:30.579 --> 00:45:32.239
I had to replace him with, but I would 100 %
00:45:32.239 --> 00:45:36.840
replace him. Tom Holland. Oh. I don't know. A
00:45:36.840 --> 00:45:39.219
stoner? You think he could pull that off? Yeah.
00:45:39.659 --> 00:45:45.079
I nailed it. Keanu Reeves. yes yeah a young keanu
00:45:45.079 --> 00:45:49.159
all i could think of was uh uh who's the x -file
00:45:49.159 --> 00:45:53.480
guy molder yeah and i was i was like that doesn't
00:45:53.480 --> 00:45:56.099
work that's all i know and this is what made
00:45:56.099 --> 00:45:58.079
it worse because it wasn't a young david to come
00:45:58.079 --> 00:46:00.000
to here it was just like a progressively older
00:46:00.000 --> 00:46:02.659
dude because i was like this guy is so fucking
00:46:02.659 --> 00:46:04.420
old compared to everybody else you're just thinking
00:46:04.420 --> 00:46:12.309
californication yeah oh um for The gym teacher?
00:46:12.989 --> 00:46:16.769
I had Melissa McCarthy. That's a clear switch
00:46:16.769 --> 00:46:20.210
out. That's a good one. Roseanne Barr. Okay.
00:46:24.849 --> 00:46:26.969
I didn't replace the gym teacher. She was in
00:46:26.969 --> 00:46:32.030
there like twice. And my last one is Elton. Elton.
00:46:32.130 --> 00:46:35.710
I replaced Elton. With? Timothee Chalamet. Good
00:46:35.710 --> 00:46:38.449
one. Of course. Because I want to see that guy
00:46:38.449 --> 00:46:41.139
look like a dick. He could be slimy. Him, of
00:46:41.139 --> 00:46:44.139
course. He is probably slimy. Well, he's with
00:46:44.139 --> 00:46:47.619
a Kardashian. Oh, no. What? Or a Jenner, I guess,
00:46:47.679 --> 00:46:51.780
technically. Kylie? Oh, God. The young one. She's
00:46:51.780 --> 00:46:55.159
the worst one. She's the richest. I picked Austin
00:46:55.159 --> 00:46:59.980
Butler. Oh. I like that. Is that good to add?
00:47:01.179 --> 00:47:03.380
Oh, I replaced a guy that I called Principal
00:47:03.380 --> 00:47:05.579
that I'm not sure was the Principal, but he brought
00:47:05.579 --> 00:47:10.139
Ty onto the tennis court. I don't remember at
00:47:10.139 --> 00:47:11.760
all, but I was in there briefly. Well, just picture
00:47:11.760 --> 00:47:15.420
her being brought in by Tim Meadows. Oh, that's
00:47:15.420 --> 00:47:16.960
a good one. And this is the Mean Girls crossover
00:47:16.960 --> 00:47:21.300
we were all hoping for. Yeah, Clueless walks
00:47:21.300 --> 00:47:23.699
so that Mean Girls could run for sure. Dude.
00:47:25.380 --> 00:47:28.280
Wait till you see my... Your snapshots? Yeah.
00:47:28.699 --> 00:47:35.619
I have one for Dion. Holly Berry. Oh. That's
00:47:35.619 --> 00:47:37.699
a good one. I could see that. I think I picked
00:47:37.699 --> 00:47:40.079
three women that would work very well together.
00:47:40.239 --> 00:47:44.579
It could be a fun thing to watch. For Josh, I
00:47:44.579 --> 00:47:49.820
chose Orlando Bloom. Who's Josh? Paul Rudd. Come
00:47:49.820 --> 00:47:52.559
on, babe. Anybody's name. I caught no names.
00:47:52.679 --> 00:47:55.000
I knew Sharon Dion, and that's it. You knew more
00:47:55.000 --> 00:47:57.539
names than the Hooligans movie. Which is incredible.
00:47:57.539 --> 00:48:01.280
You couldn't even understand him. Christian?
00:48:01.539 --> 00:48:05.099
Oh, I replaced Christian, too. Okay. I put Neil
00:48:05.099 --> 00:48:07.719
Patrick Harris. Oh, brilliant. Oh, that's a good
00:48:07.719 --> 00:48:11.599
one. I put Richard Madden, who is the oldest
00:48:11.599 --> 00:48:15.340
Stark son in Game of Thrones. Oh, that's a good
00:48:15.340 --> 00:48:17.519
one. He could pull off the style pretty well.
00:48:17.519 --> 00:48:20.440
Or the kid that plays Theon. You would know.
00:48:20.780 --> 00:48:24.659
Oh, he's cute. Richard Madden? Yeah. Yeah. Okay.
00:48:25.019 --> 00:48:26.980
Robb Stark dies in season, like, one or two,
00:48:27.039 --> 00:48:30.539
so. Three. Three? Wow. Yeah, right away he's
00:48:30.539 --> 00:48:34.480
in season three. Huh. It doesn't seem like it.
00:48:34.500 --> 00:48:36.099
It seems like he dies real quick. Yeah, it seems
00:48:36.099 --> 00:48:40.019
like, hey, this is... You like this guy? Yeah,
00:48:40.079 --> 00:48:43.360
right. Dead. That is like the first half of Game
00:48:43.360 --> 00:48:45.739
of Thrones. Oh, you like that character? Too
00:48:45.739 --> 00:48:48.559
bad. And then they're like, oh, nobody's going
00:48:48.559 --> 00:48:51.739
to die anymore. Did you have any others? Yeah,
00:48:51.800 --> 00:48:55.960
I had the driving test instructor. Oh, yes. Danny
00:48:55.960 --> 00:49:01.119
DeVito. Oh, okay. My Danny DeVito was Mr. Wendell
00:49:01.119 --> 00:49:06.280
Hall. Oh, yeah. Which one is Wendell Hall? Wallace
00:49:06.280 --> 00:49:13.420
Shawn, the bald guy. Princess Bride. Oh. I like
00:49:13.420 --> 00:49:16.119
him. Yes, he should stay. But that is a good
00:49:16.119 --> 00:49:20.619
Danny DeVito spot, I guess. I mean, that's just
00:49:20.619 --> 00:49:22.500
where mine is going. Yours doesn't have to go
00:49:22.500 --> 00:49:25.440
there. I didn't do anything for actors, so I
00:49:25.440 --> 00:49:27.860
guess I shouldn't say. Yeah, I don't have a Danny
00:49:27.860 --> 00:49:33.780
DeVito. Paul Rudd. I did write Josh and then
00:49:33.780 --> 00:49:36.239
wrote Paul Rudd. I would still cast him in a
00:49:36.239 --> 00:49:43.820
Today movie as Josh. Wasn't there that guy from
00:49:43.820 --> 00:49:47.659
the Dazed and Confused movie that you wanted
00:49:47.659 --> 00:49:53.920
to be, Travis? Sean Penn? Sean Penn's even older
00:49:53.920 --> 00:49:57.440
than him, and so it really didn't work in my
00:49:57.440 --> 00:49:59.579
mind either. I also didn't want to just take
00:49:59.579 --> 00:50:03.500
that character and put him over there. I don't
00:50:03.500 --> 00:50:06.079
know why. I just was like, I can't do that. Then
00:50:06.079 --> 00:50:13.420
I thought too much about who is Shaggy. Oh, Matthew
00:50:13.420 --> 00:50:15.280
Lillard. Yeah, I thought about Matthew Lillard.
00:50:15.280 --> 00:50:17.900
Every time I thought about trying to replace
00:50:17.900 --> 00:50:19.659
him, I thought of Matthew Lillard for a while,
00:50:19.719 --> 00:50:21.500
and I was like... That's not a good replacement.
00:50:21.619 --> 00:50:23.119
I don't want to think about this man anymore.
00:50:23.260 --> 00:50:25.159
Stop coming into my head. So I stopped thinking
00:50:25.159 --> 00:50:28.480
about it. I just figured out who I wanted to
00:50:28.480 --> 00:50:31.619
be Travis also. I kept thinking about the kid
00:50:31.619 --> 00:50:36.639
from the birdcage, the son. I always want to
00:50:36.639 --> 00:50:38.639
say it's Val Kilmer, but it's because the character's
00:50:38.639 --> 00:50:41.340
name is Val. I don't know the actor's name. Yeah,
00:50:41.380 --> 00:50:42.940
I don't know. And I know it's not Val Kilmer.
00:50:43.199 --> 00:50:46.519
It's definitely not. But yeah, that kid. Because
00:50:46.519 --> 00:50:53.769
he's also old. Ooh, Brendan Fraser. Yeah. We
00:50:53.769 --> 00:50:57.010
could replace him with, yeah. Sean Astin would
00:50:57.010 --> 00:51:02.309
be a good age for this movie, too. He could play
00:51:02.309 --> 00:51:07.969
his character from 51st Dates. Doug. Doug. Doug
00:51:07.969 --> 00:51:14.829
and Bob. Sean Astin's iconic roles. Well, that
00:51:14.829 --> 00:51:17.090
is all my notes. Does anybody have anything else
00:51:17.090 --> 00:51:21.170
before we go to final thoughts? I don't. I got
00:51:21.170 --> 00:51:27.670
nothing else written down. All right. Anna, let's
00:51:27.670 --> 00:51:31.530
go with you first. All right. Clueless is smartly
00:51:31.530 --> 00:51:34.329
written and effortlessly delivered. Cher can
00:51:34.329 --> 00:51:36.949
be a really funny but well -meaning ditz, watching
00:51:36.949 --> 00:51:39.690
her character navigate the social circles and
00:51:39.690 --> 00:51:43.130
couplings of some unwilling participants, endearing
00:51:43.130 --> 00:51:45.829
and cringeworthy at the same time. The fact that
00:51:45.829 --> 00:51:47.610
it is based on a Jane Austen book is one of my
00:51:47.610 --> 00:51:49.920
favorite things about it. I actually read Emma
00:51:49.920 --> 00:51:52.019
before ever seeing this movie, and it holds true
00:51:52.019 --> 00:51:54.500
to the source material, only really altering
00:51:54.500 --> 00:51:57.539
the time, place, and names. Paul Rudd is a really
00:51:57.539 --> 00:51:59.780
good Josh, and the chemistry that grows between
00:51:59.780 --> 00:52:03.139
them is pure and adorable. I loved hearing all
00:52:03.139 --> 00:52:06.000
the 90s slang and seeing the fashion. I loved
00:52:06.000 --> 00:52:08.519
this rewatch as much as the first time. 10 out
00:52:08.519 --> 00:52:13.940
of 10 failed driving tests. Whoa. Nice. That
00:52:13.940 --> 00:52:15.639
would mean he failed all of the driving tests,
00:52:15.800 --> 00:52:21.360
right? Yep. 100 % failing. Riley, why don't you
00:52:21.360 --> 00:52:24.500
go? All right. This was a cute little slice of
00:52:24.500 --> 00:52:27.079
life movie. It was a pretty typical teenage drama
00:52:27.079 --> 00:52:30.039
with a fun take on the dialogue. The blend of
00:52:30.039 --> 00:52:32.599
new age speech and the articulate elegance played
00:52:32.599 --> 00:52:35.340
so well and made sure the girls didn't only come
00:52:35.340 --> 00:52:38.480
off as ditzy. There was also a lot of 90s glamour
00:52:38.480 --> 00:52:42.039
and an appropriate 90s soundtrack. I found myself
00:52:42.039 --> 00:52:44.610
laughing throughout. but I'm largely grossed
00:52:44.610 --> 00:52:46.849
out by the ending. Six and a half trips down
00:52:46.849 --> 00:52:50.570
the freeway out of ten. Awesome. Not as good
00:52:50.570 --> 00:52:52.230
as I thought you'd maybe give me. You're really
00:52:52.230 --> 00:52:55.090
stuck on that six and a half. They gotta wow
00:52:55.090 --> 00:52:56.829
me. It's not that I wouldn't watch this movie
00:52:56.829 --> 00:52:58.530
again. I'm not going to seek it out, though.
00:52:58.610 --> 00:53:01.570
It's also probably just not my... It's pretty
00:53:01.570 --> 00:53:04.150
girly. Yeah. I don't think Jane Austen wrote
00:53:04.150 --> 00:53:07.530
for men too much. No. Certainly not this movie.
00:53:07.530 --> 00:53:09.869
Not the modern men. Maybe sensitive men. Yes.
00:53:11.309 --> 00:53:13.949
and just not where i'm at it wasn't a bad movie
00:53:13.949 --> 00:53:17.889
by any means it was very 90s it's just like i
00:53:17.889 --> 00:53:20.750
don't know could have used some more okay all
00:53:20.750 --> 00:53:26.230
right tim i felt like i could see the bits the
00:53:26.230 --> 00:53:29.250
writers wanted the audience to laugh about while
00:53:29.250 --> 00:53:31.710
watching this movie the tropes have been heavily
00:53:31.710 --> 00:53:36.590
done though maybe not at this point in time seeing
00:53:36.590 --> 00:53:38.349
this group of actors at a young age was really
00:53:38.349 --> 00:53:42.929
cool A few I only know from the 2000s. It almost
00:53:42.929 --> 00:53:45.550
made it feel familiar. There were a couple of
00:53:45.550 --> 00:53:47.809
things that were uncomfortable. They definitely
00:53:47.809 --> 00:53:50.610
did not age well. I mean, a couple of things
00:53:50.610 --> 00:53:53.070
that if I saw it happen at a party, I sure hope
00:53:53.070 --> 00:53:55.769
that I'd get up and say something about. I didn't
00:53:55.769 --> 00:53:58.030
find the soundtrack that interesting, but the
00:53:58.030 --> 00:54:00.369
outfits and some of the cars were very cool.
00:54:01.010 --> 00:54:03.829
The pants below the butt style that the guys
00:54:03.829 --> 00:54:06.789
rocked back then sucks. And I can't believe that
00:54:06.789 --> 00:54:10.199
some people insist on doing it still. Overall,
00:54:10.420 --> 00:54:13.719
I found myself giggling at times, but I'm not
00:54:13.719 --> 00:54:16.039
really sure what I got out of watching this,
00:54:16.139 --> 00:54:18.739
except being very confused about a movie revolving
00:54:18.739 --> 00:54:21.000
around a brother and sister falling in love.
00:54:22.400 --> 00:54:25.840
Six out of ten. You do whatever you want to do
00:54:25.840 --> 00:54:29.380
with your butts. I'm calling in sick. Better
00:54:29.380 --> 00:54:32.679
score than I expected, to be honest. So, all
00:54:32.679 --> 00:54:39.099
right. Anna stole my tagline, but... Clueless
00:54:39.099 --> 00:54:42.619
walked so mean girls could run. This movie paved
00:54:42.619 --> 00:54:45.179
the way for teen comedies. The jokes are still
00:54:45.179 --> 00:54:48.260
funny and Paul Rudd is still dreamy. It did feel
00:54:48.260 --> 00:54:50.320
a little long -winded towards the second half
00:54:50.320 --> 00:54:52.860
of the movie, but I also couldn't imagine it
00:54:52.860 --> 00:54:56.179
without any of the classic scenes. 9 .8 out of
00:54:56.179 --> 00:55:00.780
10 perfectly matching outfits. Nice. All right.
00:55:00.840 --> 00:55:06.099
Kind of like average out to like almost just
00:55:06.099 --> 00:55:10.489
below an 8. Great movie. I enjoyed it. I did
00:55:10.489 --> 00:55:13.329
too. Good. The girls enjoyed it, which makes
00:55:13.329 --> 00:55:15.769
sense. That's the audience they were going for.
00:55:16.369 --> 00:55:18.730
Riley, what audience are they going for in your
00:55:18.730 --> 00:55:21.570
movie next? I believe I have the 4th of July
00:55:21.570 --> 00:55:25.050
pick. Yeah. We're watching Independence Day.
00:55:25.670 --> 00:55:29.250
Nice. Nice. You're looking at me like you're
00:55:29.250 --> 00:55:30.650
confused and don't know what that movie is. You
00:55:30.650 --> 00:55:33.269
might have the late June episode, but that's
00:55:33.269 --> 00:55:35.380
okay. Yeah, I mean, late June's right before
00:55:35.380 --> 00:55:37.260
the 4th of July. I guess that's true. I don't
00:55:37.260 --> 00:55:39.039
think an episode comes out on the 4th of July.
00:55:39.159 --> 00:55:42.639
Maybe. We could force it. I don't care what we
00:55:42.639 --> 00:55:44.539
do. All right. But I have the one right around.
00:55:45.059 --> 00:55:49.880
If the movie lands after 4th of July, then it
00:55:49.880 --> 00:55:51.239
doesn't make sense. It's too late. Yeah, it's
00:55:51.239 --> 00:55:54.039
too late. So this is the ramp up to get us ready
00:55:54.039 --> 00:55:56.900
for the 4th of July. And what better timing,
00:55:56.920 --> 00:55:59.840
because they just gave us all the UFO files.
00:56:00.420 --> 00:56:05.670
Yay! I heard all about that. Huh? I don't know
00:56:05.670 --> 00:56:08.489
what this movie's about. Independence. From aliens.
00:56:08.829 --> 00:56:12.630
I'm picturing the day after tomorrow. The cover.
00:56:12.730 --> 00:56:16.170
That's exactly what I'm picturing. No. I know.
00:56:16.309 --> 00:56:18.670
All right. Cool. Not at all. Excited to finally
00:56:18.670 --> 00:56:22.369
tell those movies apart. Okay. I did not write
00:56:22.369 --> 00:56:26.769
an outro, but I'm really glad we got to go back
00:56:26.769 --> 00:56:29.289
to the 90s and relive some of our childhoods
00:56:29.289 --> 00:56:32.050
and eat some really yummy cereals. Oh, yeah.
00:56:32.150 --> 00:56:35.150
The cereal slapped. Thanks. I thought it might.
00:56:35.949 --> 00:56:38.670
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