Two Mooses, One Ark, Zero Facts

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Welcome back to Moves on the Loose, the podcast where I am a congressman.
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I can't build an arc.
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Eh?
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Yeah, yeah, okay.
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Eh, I reckon that's got all the whole movie in that one line.
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It's uh Steve Carrell.
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Steve Carell, the funniest comedian.
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This is a this is a big call.
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He's the funniest comedian in the world.
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Besides Ricky Gervais.
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I haven't seen The Office, and I've been dying to see The Office because I do like the American version of it.
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Because yeah, I um I think he's he would be very funny in that.
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Have you seen the English one?
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No.
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They're all very, very good.
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Very good.
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Yeah, yeah, highly recommend.
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But God, Steve Carell, he's just um he everything he does is solid gold.
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Amazing.
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Like I just like yeah, anything with him in it.
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I'll watch.
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Um, he just did this one, it was a really sad one where he's oh, I can't say that's actually the plot twist.
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But anyway, a thing happens and it's really sad, and he just does it so beautifully.
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Um and then my own comedy, like he's very good at both.
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He's good at everything, yeah.
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I would date him, yeah.
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And I know that that question wasn't asked.
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Yeah, I'm still jumping on the train, so I'm gonna table, but I I would date Steve Carell.
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He's funny, like if I didn't have a boyfriend, which I do, but if I didn't, I think Josh would update.
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I hope.
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Oh, he'd be like, What?
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What do you mean?
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You're leaving me for summer.
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And you'll be like, No, no, no, it's Steve Carell, and he'll be like, Oh, god damn.
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Yeah, that okay, fair enough then.
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Is that is that how you imagine that goes in your mind?
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I'd assume so, yeah.
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He'd be like, Can I come along?
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And I'd be like, I don't know.
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It's a bit a bit weird, but okay.
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Oh, okay.
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Well, Steve Carell was in a movie which I will now do the summary of.
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It was called Evan Almighty sequel to Bruce Almighty, the movie that Tara said we should do tonight before I misread that message and did Evan Almighty.
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So in Evan Almighty, what happens is this dude is like a newsreader, and then he gets a job as a congressman, and he's like, Oh my god, my life is finally going how I want.
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And he moves his family somewhere, and then his his boss is like, Um, hey, we're gonna pass this like shady land deal, and you're like, gonna do this.
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You this is you have to do it, you don't have a choice.
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And he's like, Oh, it looks like it's gonna like destroy all of this like natural habitat and stuff.
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He's like, Yeah, that's right, and you will do this.
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The boss is John Goodman, so you can just, he's a very good bad guy.
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You can just imagine.
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And then he's like faced with this difficult problem where he's he's gonna have to try and get this bill passed till God steps in and turns him into a modern-day Noah.
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He makes him like grow a beard and he tells him, You have to build an ark.
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Animals are gonna start following you everywhere until you've built the ark.
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So that is going to happen.
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And then he doesn't seem to have any choice, things just keep appearing, and eventually he he builds an ark.
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Uh, and what happens?
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His life falls apart.
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He's building the ark.
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Well, don't start showing up as he's doing it, and they kind of help him like the LS and they carry the cat, they carry everything, and then it becomes like a news thing where people start coming down and at the start in front of him, and then they're all like, oh, what's happening?
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And then I think the dam breaks or something.
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Yeah, and there is a little flood and whatever.
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Um, and apparently the point of the movie is random acts of kindness or acts of random kindness.
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I don't know exactly.
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I think it's even though it's big money and this thing, you've got to think of the little creatures and people that live on the land.
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You can't just fuck it all up for heaps of money.
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So acts of random kindness, ARK.
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Do we get that?
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A-R-K.
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I don't know.
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I'm just impressed.
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You can do this, Tara.
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Acts of random kindness.
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Well, I'm surprised RK.
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Yeah, well, like I know a lot about Bruce Almighty, but I'm surprised like all of that just came flooding in within that like second of you know trying to remember that movie.
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So I'm okay.
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I'm gonna I'm gonna give you the answer.
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It spells ARK.
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Oh I am so sorry.
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I was like totally ignoring everything you just said then.
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Oh John F I explained it very well.
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It's not your fault, it's okay.
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So obviously, we've got this lamb grabbing dude who's the villain, John Goodman, excellent villain.
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Love him as a villain, and then as we go, we'll figure out if um anybody else might be the villain.
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And I suspect we'll just have more than one villain.
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I don't see a villain swap exactly happening.
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There's no way Steve Carrell's gonna be a villain um because he's the world's nicest man.
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Yeah, but that's Steve Carell talking about Steve Carell and about Evan Almighty.
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Oh, that's a good point.
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All right, first game.
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It's called Ark or Nah.
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Okay.
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So I'm gonna tell you things that are worth building an arc to escape.
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Like you've got to decide, uh, would you literally go through with building an arc to get away from this?
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Okay, all right.
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So you can say arc or nah.
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Okay.
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People who clap when the plane lands.
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Um well, I'm not gonna build a like a boat or anything to get away from it, but it depends.
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Obviously, if they're clapping, something must have gone down in the airplane.
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So, you know, that's a nah.
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Okay, so you wouldn't actually build an arc, but it is annoying.
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Okay, being stuck behind someone who walks just slightly too slow.
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Okay, depends what time of the week and month it is.
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I honestly, like sometimes it could be a trigger for me and it will ruin my whole day.
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So, yeah, I could I if I had the brain power and the equipment, yes, I would.
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Yeah, me too.
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Um okay.
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What about what about forgetting to cancel your subscription services and just paying them for ages?
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Actually, um, if you have an Apple, there is a way that you can get your refunds.
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Um, if that does happen.
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But um, yes, before that, um, before knowing all that, it was infuriating.
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And it always happened just before I'd pay for something.
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Always, every single time.
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So, yeah, that that's a that's that's not an issue for you in your life anymore.
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You didn't you don't need to build an arc for that.
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Um, what about running into someone?
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Let's say someone you wouldn't want to look bad in front of.
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What about like your ex or your ex's new pretty girlfriend or something?
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But you look like shit.
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Yeah, arc for sure.
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Right?
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Ark yeah, every time.
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Every single time I look good, I'm like, I'm ready to be seen, and no one fucking sees me.
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When I'm ugly as hell and look like a donkey or whatever, into everyone, and I'm like, oh Jesus.
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And then I like it, I act like how I look.
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So okay, what about the beep test?
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Oh, I'm a bit of a geek at the moment for the beep test.
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I want to actually give it a go.
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Oh yeah, yeah.
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I make it two beeps, but I still want to give it a go.
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Uh saying you too to a waiter who says enjoy your meal.
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It's so embarrassing.
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You know, yeah, I would be building an arc like that's oh you build an arc.
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You you you there's almost nothing worse than this.
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I live with that stuff for the rest of my life.
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I'm still living with like how I accidentally said the wrong thing to a or you to a waiter like back in like 2015 or something.
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Um embarrassing.
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Yeah, do you know what's something for me?
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Meetings that could have been emails.
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Oh yeah.
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My goat, man.
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Yeah, that's definitely an infuriating one.
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Do you know what bothers me when someone says, Oh, listen, I just want to have a chat to you next Monday.
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Like, say it's Friday, just on Monday, come to my office.
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We'll just need to have a chat.
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It doesn't give me a doesn't give me a topic.
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What sort of psycho lets someone sit on that over the weekend?
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It's just as bad as someone saying to you, we need to have a talk when we get home, and it's very serious.
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And you're like, No, can't you just tell me now?
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Yeah, I'll do it out of the way.
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Okay, too uncomfortable.
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I'm too uncomfortable.
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All right, what about soggy chips?
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Just like the packet of chips, not like hot chips, but soggy ones.
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They've got water on them, but you've got to put them in your mouth.
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Yeah, why would I have to put them in my mouth?
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Well, putting them in, yeah, that's part of my that's what I've come up with.
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I don't know.
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You're gonna build an arc to get away from it or not?
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I would arc it.
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I cannot, I looking at food is I will dry reach if it looks gross and if it's soggy, not a chance.
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Oh my god, you're gonna build so many arcs.
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I've tell you what um makes me like I look back, I reflect now on my ex and I realize it's so obvious now that he was a lunatic, and here's how you know he would open packets of chips and leave them open to let them go stale so he could eat them when they were stale, because he prefers stale chips.
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Uh yeah.
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I don't know, Jackson does it.
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Oh my god, would you do that?
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Well, no, he does this thing with I would not, I could not, no way.
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I it's a bit like soft.
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I can't.
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It wigs me out.
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The rest of the chips must be tainted too.
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Even if some of them are crunchy, I'm like, no.
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Yes, exactly right.
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No one is like that.
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Jackson, sorry, like because he'll get biscuits and put it in milk.
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It's disgusting, and like wait for it to go soggy and eat it, and it's so gross, and he knows it, so he does it in front of me.
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It's I will you just give it a little dip and then you eat it.
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You don't leave it until it's so it it's gross.
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People are gross.
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What about um when you go to your restaurant and you always pretend to read the menu, but then you just get the same thing, but then one day you're like, no, fuck it, I'm gonna actually get something different, and then you don't like it.
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Every time that happens, it really infuriates me because I want to experience it, and I'm like, well, that was$30 down the drain.
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Like, I you know, I wish we lived in a world where the person next to me could be like, You want to try mine?
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Oh, you know what?
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I've got some really good ones now.
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Okay, okay.
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When you keep stabbing a straw into a popper, but it never goes through, and then the straw's all fucked up, you can't get it in.
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Oh, like straws, people are sensitive about straws, Jasmine.
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Like, I honestly, some people I've seen that many people like freak out about straws and hate on straws, and you know, it's yeah, but straws are you've you've seen more than one person freak out about a straw.
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I wouldn't say freak out, but you did say freak out.
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That's exactly the word you mean.
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Okay, maybe it's not everyone else, but it's me, but like it annoys you.
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That sometimes happens.
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No, it's silly, it's pointless.
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And you know what they do too now?
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Don't even give you straws, you have to ask for that shit, and then they look at you judgingly.
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They say paper or plastic.
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Well, they used to say paper or plastic, and you'd have to go plastic place.
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Right.
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That was back in the days when, like, if you asked for that now, you'd be judged.
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Yeah, I remember um Boost Juice used to say paper or plastic and have to go plastic.
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Um, okay, getting your sleeve wet at the end while you're washing your hands.
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Oh my god, it ruins my yeah, because I would like to roll my sleeves up and then I feel like my whole arm is wet.
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And it does, because like it bunches up and then the rest of it slightly gets um wet.
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So when you roll it down, the whole arm okay.
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What about um you know when you're asleep and the fitted sheet just pops off the mattress slightly?
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Why are you bringing these up?
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This is this is really irritating.
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I can't stand it.
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It's a traumatizing segment.
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What about when the USB doesn't go in first try and then somehow still wrong on the second try?
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I study the motherfucker for so long, and I'm like, okay, so it's this end, goes into that end.
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You turn it over, there's a thick end, there's a thick side, a thin side.
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Then you look at the computer.
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Which one has the thick side on the port?
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My whole TV upside down just to be like, there it is, there it goes.
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You pick the TV up, you're looking in places, you've got your torch on.
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All right, well, that's enough of that one.
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Uh, we can we can go on into Moose Marry avoid with a twist.
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Would you like to do that?
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A twist.
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I do like that, yes.
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Okay, they can't all be about which animals Tara wants to fuck.
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Okay, we gotta we gotta mix it up sometimes.
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So out of the Moose Mario Void, this is more like a would you rather?
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So just pick your fate, right?
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So you can have either a flock of birds that follow you everywhere, which by the way, I think sounds fucking amazing.
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Yeah.
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Two elephants who won't leave your bathroom ever.
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Dolphins.
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No, elephants.
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Elephants?
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Wow, how big is my bathroom?
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You've got a big bathroom and there's two elephants in there and they're kind of in your way all the time.
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And then a monkey that slaps you constantly.
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Yeah, okay.
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No to the monkey.
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That's just there's a monkey.
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No.
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Um, I don't know.
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I think the elephants, but then I don't know, because I have two birds and they flock around me, and sometimes it's nice, and sometimes I'm like, just leave me alone, and like they fly away and then come back and fly away and then come back.
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So I go the elephants.
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As long as elephants are cool.
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No, no elephants.
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What if they wiggy out and because they're in a tiny space and trample me?
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No, not doing that.
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It doesn't say that, it doesn't say it just says they won't leave.
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It doesn't say that they gore you or anything.
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Then definitely yeah, yeah, elephants, yeah, they have you to see elephants.
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You have to see birds all the time.
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What sort of birds have you got?
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Ugh, cognol.
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Okay, so it what sort of flo if you could have a flock of any type of bird, what type would it be?
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Macaw for sure.
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The macaws.
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They're so pretty.
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They are so pretty.
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Okay, beautiful.
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Well, oh, do you want me to cheer?
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I'm the same.
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I'm the same.
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I assume so, because you're a pretty like you always sneak birds into your place.
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That bird was always here.
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What are you talking about?
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Oh, I know.
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I got in trouble from Shane for being a bird.
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A bird, and I'm gonna be rebellious and not let him know.
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Yeah, yeah, because I gave one away, and then yeah, like years later, was like, no, I I think I could get a bird again.
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And yeah, I gave I ended up giving that one away.
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All right, here we go.
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Yeah, two mooses and a lie.
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Um, are you ready to refresh your memory about how bad I am about guessing in two mooses and a lie?
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Yeah.
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Alrighty.
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One on Bruce Almighty, because I've got a lot on Bruce Almighty.
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You ready?
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Yeah.
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Round one.
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Okay.
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So the production used uh used over 170 real animals, and some of them just straight up refused to leave the set.
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Two, Steve Carill had to wear a finger.
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What?
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The first one you just said is the lie, it sounds stupid.
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Okay.
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Is it am I right?
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Am I right?
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Um it's a record, me picking it without hearing the other two.
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Truth and a lie.
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So one's a lie, and you think that one's a lie.
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I think that one's a lie.
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Yeah, I'm calling it now.
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Is it?
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I don't know, because it's saying truth is they actually used a ridiculous number of real animals.
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Imagine trying to direct that.
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You don't know which one is the lie?
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Chat's being mean again.
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I'm gonna pause this.
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Okay, we've had a sidebar.
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Turns out Tara is dyslexic, I guess, and just types everything back to okay.
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So Tara and I just had a sidebar.
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Turns out she is somewhat dyslexic and she just chucks things in back to front.
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So she's done some good old-fashioned research on uh two lies and one truth.
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So I'm sure I was right about number one.
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Now I've got to pick it, which is the lie out of the other two as well.
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Please continue, Tara.
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Two lies and a truth.
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Okay, all right.
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So the producer used over 170 real animals, and some of them just straight up refused to leave set.
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Two, Steve Carell had to wear a fake beard that took three hours to apply every day.
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Uh three, the arc was so big it had its own postcode during filming.
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I highly doubt it had its own postcode during filming.
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That's a lie.
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Okay, and what's the other lie?
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The first one that I said was a lie straight up.
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Okay, well, is there a button?
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Do we go boom-boom or like oh I didn't I didn't actually load up the moose button?
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I usually load up the moose button.
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Let me see if I can find another one.
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Matt's got um other things loaded up for himself.
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How about we just play um nah I got nothing.
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That's there's none of them are gonna work.
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I'm gonna play I'm gonna make my yeah, I'm gonna make my own sound.
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Ready?
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We can put yeah.
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Is it a good moose or a bad moose?
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Bad moose.
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That's not bad moose.
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Did I get it wrong?
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Yes, you did.
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Which one?
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The truth is number one that you said was a lie.
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Oh my god, I was like so against that right from the start.
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170 real animals, and some of them refuse to leave the set.
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How motherfuckers pull on the chip, pull on the robe.
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Do they not have a harness on?
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Pull on it.
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What do you think that they have zebras with with harnesses on?
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I think they could just lasso them, yes, and just then pull them off.
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Animal cruelty.
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And then they just like wheel it in the air and then move it to the side.
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This zebra is like totally fine with it.
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I'm sure there were animal handlers that were in control.
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They didn't get to choose to just not leave the set.
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So uh it's cut out again.
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Hello.
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Okay, we're good.
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Yeah, okay.
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Well questionable.
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They were all questionable.
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I'm not even taking that as a loss.
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I'm taking that as a chat GPT, is maybe, you know, fucking with us again.
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Have you got another one?
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Okay, you lose, all right.
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Like it's uh almost kind of a win.
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You can't just you're making up your own rules here.
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It's like the I win game.
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It's like the what game?
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I win game.
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Because I win from Big Daddy, is that what you're thinking?
00:20:07.200 --> 00:20:08.319
Yeah, exactly.
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Okay, we should do Big Daddy.
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What we should do Big Daddy, the movie.
00:20:13.839 --> 00:20:15.119
Oh, that would be a good one.
00:20:15.200 --> 00:20:20.559
We always come up with really good ones on this podcast like an hour before it, and we're like, what do we do?
00:20:20.799 --> 00:20:27.200
Well, yeah, we say in that podcast we'll do that next week, and people are probably waiting for it, and then we're like, Evan or Marty.
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We are the worst for like okay study Bruce, you do Evan, and then you know, together we might make something happen.
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All right, so round two.
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Why is this believable?
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I don't know why it has that.
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One, the animals were trained to follow Steve Carell specifically, not the trainers.
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Um, the arc set costs so much um so much money.
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Wait, the arc set costs so much money, it became one of the most expensive comedy sets ever.
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It doesn't even make sense.
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Chad literally doesn't care anymore.
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I think that was expensive.
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I think that's true.
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I remember hearing it was really expensive, but the movie was a bit of a flop.
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They didn't put a thing in it.
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Okay, so the arc set cost so much money it became one of the most expensive comedy sets ever built.
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And then three, Morgan Freeman improvised most of his God lines again.
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Are they two two lies again?
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Yes.
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Oh god, the improvised lines we can say might be a lie.
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The which one?
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The improvised lines from Morgan Freeman.
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And the other one, no, the set was expensive, so whatever the other one was.
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So you think it's Morgan Freeman?
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Yeah.
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Okay, so the truth is wait, do the moose sound.
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Happy or sad?
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Sad.
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This is making me too moves.
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Noises because you kind of dispute it and it's not fair because you lose.
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So um, the most the it's true.
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The arc set costs so much money, it became one of the most expensive comedy sets ever built.
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That's the truth.
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That's the lie.
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Yeah.
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Wait, no, that's the truth.
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Oh my god.
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Is it the truth?
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Why did you ask me to do this, honestly?
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Oh my god, keep track of which ones are the truth and which ones are lie.
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Just right next to them, truth or lie.
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Listen, so I got that right.
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So I deserve a happy moose.
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So you have to do the happy moose.
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Moose.
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Moose.
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They don't say their own name.
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They won't say moose.
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Oh my god.
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Oh my god.
00:22:46.799 --> 00:22:49.119
Okay, um, let's get to round three.
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This sounds fake, but also Hollywood is weird, is the context behind that one.
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Okay, so one, and again, let me uh like go back.
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So one of there's two lies and one truth.
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I'm saying this out loud to myself.
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Okay.
00:23:05.279 --> 00:23:06.319
Steve Carell.
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Okay, number one, Steve Carell kept taking animals home after filming because he got attached.
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Two, a real life animal handler quit because the animals behaved better than the actors.
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Three, the giraffe kept photobodies and they just left it in.
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So one is the truth.
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But don't tell me.
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I'm not I'm no no no, I'm not saying I'm saying there is only one that is the truth.
00:23:30.720 --> 00:23:32.400
I'm not saying one is the truth.
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I'm saying, yeah.
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I think the uh well, the lie is the one in the middle for starters that the animal handler quit.
00:23:41.599 --> 00:23:42.079
That's a lie.
00:23:42.160 --> 00:23:43.039
Is that a lie?
00:23:43.279 --> 00:23:43.839
Correct.
00:23:44.079 --> 00:23:47.279
Okay, and then the other one, what was the third one?
00:23:47.519 --> 00:23:52.000
The third one was the giraffes kept um photobombing scenes and they just left them in.
00:23:52.240 --> 00:23:53.119
I think that's probably true.
00:23:53.200 --> 00:23:57.359
So I think probably Steve Corell did not take home a bunch of animals that belong to the set.
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Moose.
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You really need a soundboard.
00:24:06.079 --> 00:24:07.440
I don't like doing mooes.
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This is my movie now, so yeah, it's true.
00:24:13.519 --> 00:24:15.519
It's like they get out of the movie.
00:24:15.920 --> 00:24:16.559
Alrighty.
00:24:16.960 --> 00:24:20.720
Well, that brings us to what is potential.
00:24:21.119 --> 00:24:23.440
I would say this is my favorite game.
00:24:45.599 --> 00:24:47.039
You really do like it, don't you?
00:24:47.359 --> 00:24:48.880
I'm not gonna lie the moose hole.
00:24:48.960 --> 00:24:53.119
Okay, so I'm gonna read it out and then we're gonna decide if this person is a moose hole.
00:24:53.279 --> 00:24:57.279
So my wife has always been into animal welfare.
00:24:57.519 --> 00:24:59.519
One could say it's part of her charm.
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When we got married, she said she wanted to take care of animals the rest of her life, and I promised I would support her.
00:25:06.240 --> 00:25:15.599
The thing is, when we got married, it was just one horse that we owned: a border horse, a horse that someone pays us money to live at our barn.
00:25:15.759 --> 00:25:16.240
Oh, okay.
00:25:16.319 --> 00:25:19.440
So they were boarding someone else's horse, and three dogs.
00:25:19.680 --> 00:25:20.720
Not too bad.
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A few years later, she's been adding to this with really expensive animals.
00:25:25.519 --> 00:25:32.720
Three years later, we now have five dogs, three horses, four donkeys, a couple of cats, and a bird.
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And it says, I don't know what it is.
00:25:35.119 --> 00:25:36.799
Why does he know what his own bird is?
00:25:36.960 --> 00:25:50.559
Every time she wants to add another, and I say no because they're expensive and we just don't have the money right now, and she yells at me, threatening divorce, and says I don't support her and tells me I should just leave.
00:25:50.799 --> 00:25:54.880
Well, I can't leave because I love her and we have children.
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So I'm forced to let her save in inverted quotation marks another animal which I am left paying for.
00:26:02.799 --> 00:26:05.519
Well, this continued to the point where we are out of money.
00:26:05.680 --> 00:26:09.519
So she applies for credit cards and starts racking up the bills.
00:26:09.599 --> 00:26:14.000
And I'm not allowed to comment on this because I use the card once for a major car repair.
00:26:14.079 --> 00:26:18.079
About two grand total credit card debt is 17,000 right now.
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So she blames me for the financial situation we're in.
00:26:21.200 --> 00:26:31.440
Now that the cards are maxed out, she's borrowing money from friends and family to supplement all the money of mine that I make, which she already spends on her animals instead of things like groceries and bills.
00:26:31.599 --> 00:26:39.119
She kicked me out because I asked her to budget her money so we can stop having our phones cut off and stuff.
00:26:39.279 --> 00:26:41.200
And I had to live in my car for a week.
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And when I came back after a conversation we had about apologizing to each other, she didn't like how I asked.
00:26:47.119 --> 00:26:49.279
She yelled at me for not supporting the children.
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She kicked me out and told me not to come back unless I could pay for her things and called me a disappointment.
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I don't know anymore.
00:26:56.240 --> 00:26:59.759
Um, it's over$2,000 a month for this hobby.
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Am I the asshole?
00:27:03.200 --> 00:27:05.119
Oh, that one's a hard one.
00:27:05.440 --> 00:27:09.279
Because I am such a like it sounds like something I do.
00:27:10.240 --> 00:27:11.920
You're an animal hoarder?
00:27:12.160 --> 00:27:12.880
Oh, yeah.
00:27:13.119 --> 00:27:15.200
I had like 12 cats at one point.
00:27:15.279 --> 00:27:16.160
It was crazy.
00:27:16.400 --> 00:27:18.640
Whoa that's a lot of cats, bro.
00:27:18.880 --> 00:27:19.759
Yeah, I know.
00:27:20.000 --> 00:27:22.799
I had one and it was pregnant when I got it, and I didn't know.
00:27:22.880 --> 00:27:32.240
And then that had babies, and then that one got pregnant again, and then one of its babies, when I got a bit older, got pregnant again, and then two of them were pregnant, and they just You just kept keeping them all.
00:27:33.359 --> 00:27:35.200
Yeah, because you feel bad for them.
00:27:35.519 --> 00:27:40.799
Aren't you like isn't there something bad about getting like wouldn't they inbreed with each other?
00:27:41.599 --> 00:27:45.359
Well, most of them were female, which was awesome because they just kept going out and getting pregnant.
00:27:45.440 --> 00:27:55.039
So I was like, I gotta stop because I think the third time that they got out, and I think I had 12 of them, I was like, I've got to do something about this because I can't handle anymore.
00:27:55.759 --> 00:27:57.519
Did you did they get rehomed?
00:27:57.599 --> 00:27:58.319
Like, did you anyway?
00:27:58.480 --> 00:27:58.880
Doesn't matter.
00:27:58.960 --> 00:28:05.039
Look, it's so because you're an animal hoarder, this guy is the asshole.
00:28:08.000 --> 00:28:20.880
But I do think that she has a problem, and um, you know, if the chance, you know, if she really loves her animals and she's struggling to feed them, then maybe she needs to send them to someone else who can cater for feeding them.
00:28:21.119 --> 00:28:24.079
Because then she's not really caring for them anymore, is she?
00:28:25.519 --> 00:28:29.359
I mean, yeah, she is caring for them, come hella high water, isn't she?
00:28:29.440 --> 00:28:30.400
Which she's taking them off.
00:28:30.480 --> 00:28:31.759
Um, you know what it is?
00:28:31.920 --> 00:28:40.160
She's the asshole because she's got kids and she's not putting them first, and you can't put animals ahead of your kids.
00:28:40.640 --> 00:28:44.640
You fucking lunatic woman, get rid of your fucking animals.
00:28:44.799 --> 00:28:46.240
What a crazy person.
00:28:46.559 --> 00:28:55.599
Okay, when you watch movies and like there's a scene and a human gets hurt and dies, but then the dog gets hurt and dies.
00:28:55.759 --> 00:28:57.359
Which one makes you upset?
00:28:57.680 --> 00:28:59.119
Look, obviously, the dog.
00:28:59.200 --> 00:29:05.200
I don't know this fucking kid in the movie, but now imagine your bird versus Jackson.
00:29:05.359 --> 00:29:08.000
Which one are you pushing off a cliff if you have to push one off?
00:29:08.079 --> 00:29:09.359
Maybe not the bird, it can fly.
00:29:09.599 --> 00:29:10.720
Have you got a dog?
00:29:11.039 --> 00:29:12.559
Well, the bird, honest to God.
00:29:12.640 --> 00:29:19.759
He has already told me that he loves this bird so much that he would literally kick me out if I if anything happened to it.
00:29:19.920 --> 00:29:23.119
So you're gonna kill him so he doesn't have to live without the bird.
00:29:24.640 --> 00:29:26.160
Well, that's a bit deep.
00:29:26.400 --> 00:29:33.119
Um there's no way you wouldn't pick an animal over your kids, and you shouldn't pick an animal over your husband either.
00:29:33.279 --> 00:29:39.759
And he's he's got no voice, and she's using, you know, she's threatening him with, you know, you're kicked out because you won't do things my way, and there's no compromise.
00:29:39.920 --> 00:29:41.279
No, no, no, no, no.
00:29:41.519 --> 00:29:52.319
But it's it's the problem is that clearly he said at the start, he was like, She was always like this, and I chose to be with her, and now I'm like, why can't you just change?
00:29:52.559 --> 00:29:55.920
Why don't you just be different than the person that I met and fell in love with?
00:29:56.079 --> 00:29:57.519
Be somebody else, you know what I mean?
00:29:57.599 --> 00:29:59.920
Like he's he's set himself up for this problem.
00:30:00.160 --> 00:30:02.720
So is this um everybody sucks here?
00:30:02.960 --> 00:30:05.119
I think everybody sucks here for sure.
00:30:05.359 --> 00:30:06.880
Yeah, but mostly her.
00:30:07.200 --> 00:30:08.960
No, because it's animals.
00:30:11.119 --> 00:30:17.200
I love animals, but I'm not gonna lose my house over it, and then the animals have nowhere to live.
00:30:17.359 --> 00:30:19.200
She's not thinking clearly.
00:30:20.400 --> 00:30:22.319
No, she's not, but that's what I mean.
00:30:22.400 --> 00:30:27.599
Like, she's not thinking clearly because she's obviously spending way too much to the point where they're nearly gonna lose their house.
00:30:27.759 --> 00:30:35.359
So she's contradicting everything she's doing because she wants to care for them, but they're going to end up being abandoned regardless.
00:30:35.519 --> 00:30:42.799
So you might as well, you know, kind of halve what you've got and you know, it's yeah.
00:30:43.599 --> 00:30:49.759
I've got a little game that I just thought of before we move into who is the actual villain.
00:30:50.000 --> 00:30:56.000
I'm thinking if you were on an arc, what is like the one thing that you could bring that would make it so much worse?
00:30:56.559 --> 00:30:57.200
Worse?
00:30:57.440 --> 00:30:59.759
Yeah, or better, whichever one.
00:31:00.079 --> 00:31:04.079
I'm like imagining like someone, you know, you're on an arc, someone brings their drum kit.
00:31:05.200 --> 00:31:06.160
My vibrator.
00:31:06.640 --> 00:31:07.519
Oh, you'd bring it.
00:31:07.599 --> 00:31:08.480
Is this make it better?
00:31:08.559 --> 00:31:09.200
I'm assuming.
00:31:09.440 --> 00:31:11.440
Well, if it had depends how long it's gonna be.
00:31:12.559 --> 00:31:13.440
You could have said Josh.
00:31:13.599 --> 00:31:16.640
You could have said you bring Josh, but you just said you bring your vibrator.
00:31:16.799 --> 00:31:18.880
I think you don't say that.
00:31:20.160 --> 00:31:22.640
No, I like my vibrator.
00:31:22.960 --> 00:31:26.880
It doesn't talk, it's nice, it does what it does, and then it's good.
00:31:28.640 --> 00:31:30.799
I think what you meant is it leaves you alone.
00:31:32.480 --> 00:31:34.720
I know, we're all happy.
00:31:34.960 --> 00:31:36.319
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:31:36.559 --> 00:31:38.400
Uh, you should draw a face on it.
00:31:38.559 --> 00:31:39.200
That'd be funny.
00:31:39.359 --> 00:31:40.160
Um, and give it a name.
00:31:40.240 --> 00:31:41.839
It doesn't it doesn't gone off tracky.
00:31:42.079 --> 00:31:44.240
What is something that you could bring that wouldn't be very good?
00:31:44.480 --> 00:31:45.039
I don't know.
00:31:45.119 --> 00:31:47.680
Would you call your vibrator a boy or a girl's name?
00:31:48.000 --> 00:31:49.279
Oh, okay.
00:31:49.519 --> 00:31:50.880
I should I say this?
00:31:51.039 --> 00:31:51.519
I don't know.
00:31:51.680 --> 00:31:55.119
I've had this conversation about whether penises are boys or girls.
00:31:55.359 --> 00:31:58.319
Yeah, I remember listening to one, I think.
00:31:59.119 --> 00:32:04.240
With your we didn't know, we didn't talk about that on air.
00:32:05.440 --> 00:32:14.160
We're just in general, like a penis, if they're gonna be touching it, don't you shouldn't wouldn't they like to think they're doing it to a girl if you're straight?
00:32:14.640 --> 00:32:18.559
But then they said penises are too masculine, and I was like, Well, is it like your son?
00:32:18.640 --> 00:32:19.839
Is it like your mini person?
00:32:19.920 --> 00:32:21.599
And they're like, No, it's not.
00:32:22.640 --> 00:32:25.920
No, Jasmine, no, no, no, no, no, come back to us.
00:32:26.799 --> 00:32:28.400
A little offsider, like, what is it?
00:32:28.480 --> 00:32:29.920
Like, what's its relationship to you?
00:32:30.079 --> 00:32:33.119
And the guy will usually be like, It's just my penis, it's just my penis.
00:32:33.200 --> 00:32:34.880
I don't want to talk about this.
00:32:36.559 --> 00:32:41.200
But I, you know, I'm really philosophical and I like to ponder these things.
00:32:41.599 --> 00:32:42.799
Amen to that.
00:32:43.440 --> 00:32:43.920
Yeah.
00:32:44.160 --> 00:32:45.599
All right, what's something that you could bring?
00:32:45.680 --> 00:32:46.960
You think that would make it worse?
00:32:47.119 --> 00:32:52.640
What about like um chocolate, but your heaps like toast intolerant, but you've just brought heaps of chocolate?
00:32:53.519 --> 00:32:55.119
Well, you're on a ship, I suppose.
00:32:55.200 --> 00:32:56.160
It doesn't matter where you go.
00:32:56.240 --> 00:33:00.640
You can just like go on the side of the ship if you like toast intolerant.
00:33:01.119 --> 00:33:03.599
I wouldn't poo in front of someone, I'd be too embarrassed.
00:33:03.680 --> 00:33:10.240
So if I was on a boat for 10 years and I had to poo off the side of it and everyone could see, I'd never poo for 10 years.
00:33:10.319 --> 00:33:11.599
I wouldn't do a poo.
00:33:12.319 --> 00:33:13.279
But you'd have to.
00:33:13.519 --> 00:33:14.319
Yeah, I wouldn't.
00:33:14.400 --> 00:33:18.799
I wouldn't die, you would be like, no, I choose to die because I'm not pooing in front of you guys.
00:33:18.960 --> 00:33:20.640
I'd get blood poisoning and die.
00:33:20.799 --> 00:33:24.319
Yeah, but I wouldn't poo in front of people.
00:33:26.400 --> 00:33:29.839
I've had relationships where like we would poo in front of each other, it was weird.
00:33:30.160 --> 00:33:30.880
I don't do it now.
00:33:31.200 --> 00:33:32.400
Like, do that.
00:33:32.559 --> 00:33:34.400
Oh my god, now we all know that.
00:33:34.559 --> 00:33:37.119
Instead of you just knowing it, I know as well.
00:33:37.599 --> 00:33:38.960
That's the worst.
00:33:39.519 --> 00:33:41.759
You could choose to edit that one out.
00:33:42.079 --> 00:33:47.519
I think I might choose setting on 16 minutes of the second recording.
00:33:47.759 --> 00:33:49.440
Okay, let's all just keep that in mind.
00:33:49.599 --> 00:33:50.319
Oh my goodness.
00:33:50.559 --> 00:33:53.119
All right, well, who's the uh who's the villain?
00:33:53.279 --> 00:33:54.400
Who's the villain?
00:33:54.640 --> 00:34:01.440
Uh obviously John Goodman's character is like who they meant to be the villain, but here's some other options.
00:34:02.559 --> 00:34:05.759
Evans' own ego.
00:34:06.640 --> 00:34:14.480
So he is obsessed with status and he's focused on his political image, and then he ignores his family who are not enjoying the ride.
00:34:14.639 --> 00:34:16.000
And it's all about him.
00:34:17.199 --> 00:34:22.960
No, because I think it could brought closer because, like I said, the animals they all kind of started working together.
00:34:23.199 --> 00:34:30.559
And they but when he moves there at first, he he moves everyone, I think, against their will for his own desire for power and validation.
00:34:30.800 --> 00:34:31.440
I think.
00:34:32.079 --> 00:34:32.880
I believe so.
00:34:33.039 --> 00:34:37.119
It's more of a like, this is what God has told me to do, and if you love me, you'll support me.
00:34:37.199 --> 00:34:39.119
And if you don't, I'm still doing it.
00:34:40.559 --> 00:34:43.920
So maybe that, but then you know, also it's his life as well.
00:34:44.079 --> 00:34:46.719
Like he's got to be able to chase his dreams a little bit.
00:34:46.800 --> 00:34:48.960
I don't know if maybe they should have a conversation around it.
00:34:49.920 --> 00:34:57.519
If Mike came to you and was like, I need to build an arc, and I know it sounds insane, but you have to trust me, Jasmine.
00:34:57.599 --> 00:35:00.719
Like, this is how are there animals already following him?
00:35:01.599 --> 00:35:05.760
Not at this point because he's only just got the word, but eventually there will be.
00:35:05.920 --> 00:35:07.280
So he's gonna build the arc.
00:35:07.440 --> 00:35:08.400
Do I have to help him?
00:35:08.559 --> 00:35:12.480
Does is he gonna be like, and you've got to help me, or is he just gonna build it and I get to watch him?
00:35:12.719 --> 00:35:18.719
If he's building a massive arc and he's telling you, I assume that he'd want you to help because no one else is believing him.
00:35:19.039 --> 00:35:22.239
See, Matt looks really hot when he uses power tools.
00:35:22.719 --> 00:35:27.199
So all I'm hearing is Matt's gonna use power tools possibly for weeks on end.
00:35:27.760 --> 00:35:29.039
Maybe he won't tell you.
00:35:29.519 --> 00:35:31.760
Like, stop staring at me and help.
00:35:35.280 --> 00:35:37.360
I'm like, I'm as good as you are.
00:35:37.519 --> 00:35:38.000
I'm sorry.
00:35:38.159 --> 00:35:39.440
I'm just I'll get it wrong.
00:35:39.760 --> 00:35:41.679
Just sit over here and keep watching.
00:35:42.159 --> 00:35:47.360
Uh look, and especially if the animals come around, then oh my god, all day long, we're building an ark.
00:35:47.519 --> 00:35:49.119
It's ark building time, people.
00:35:49.199 --> 00:35:50.719
Like, this I can't think of anything better.
00:35:50.880 --> 00:35:51.679
What about okay?
00:35:51.760 --> 00:35:53.440
So, with him, everyone didn't support him.
00:35:53.519 --> 00:35:57.760
They thought he was crazy and they pressured him to be like normal and be successful.
00:35:58.239 --> 00:36:09.119
Um, and doing the right thing, which was following what God told him to do, like looked ridiculous, and everyone was like made making fun of him, even though he was doing the right thing instead of the easy thing.
00:36:09.440 --> 00:36:13.440
So, social pressure is a villain.
00:36:13.679 --> 00:36:14.800
Uh yeah, 100%.
00:36:15.360 --> 00:36:17.760
Yeah, social pressure is a villain, isn't it?
00:36:17.920 --> 00:36:18.400
100%.
00:36:18.800 --> 00:36:19.199
Yeah.
00:36:19.599 --> 00:36:22.480
Everyone is so mean to everyone, and they're not supportive at all.
00:36:22.639 --> 00:36:24.480
If they know you, you know who, like, yeah.
00:36:24.639 --> 00:36:27.599
Like I said, people on Facebook, no one's really liked my post.
00:36:28.000 --> 00:36:31.920
I really had to kick and scream to get someone to be like, oh, okay, I'll listen to a minute of it.
00:36:32.079 --> 00:36:34.880
So that's right.
00:36:35.280 --> 00:36:37.679
We had like 67 downloads this week.
00:36:37.920 --> 00:36:38.559
We're good.
00:36:38.719 --> 00:36:39.440
We're good.
00:36:39.599 --> 00:36:43.599
Um, what about um seven?
00:36:44.079 --> 00:36:44.639
67.
00:36:44.880 --> 00:36:46.159
6'7, I said six seven.
00:36:47.679 --> 00:36:49.440
Yeah, you can do your six-seven thing.
00:36:49.519 --> 00:36:49.920
Yeah, good.
00:36:50.239 --> 00:36:53.599
So, what about God being a villain in this?
00:36:53.840 --> 00:36:56.719
Because against his will, he fully disrupted Evan's life.
00:36:56.800 --> 00:37:00.559
It puts him through all of the chaos and embarrassment.
00:37:02.400 --> 00:37:03.440
Yeah, but he had to.
00:37:03.519 --> 00:37:04.960
He had to pick someone.
00:37:05.760 --> 00:37:07.360
He had to pick someone.
00:37:07.519 --> 00:37:12.719
Why didn't he pick John Goodman who was the actual guy making this evil land bill happened?
00:37:12.960 --> 00:37:14.559
Why didn't he do it to John Goodman?
00:37:14.960 --> 00:37:16.159
I think because he deserved it.
00:37:16.960 --> 00:37:24.480
That was deep down an actual, like, good person who would genuinely like oh, you think John Goodman would have fought God?
00:37:24.960 --> 00:37:27.360
Yeah, he'd be like, Fuck this, I'm not doing that.
00:37:29.599 --> 00:37:31.679
Hey, many went, fuck this, I'm not doing that.
00:37:31.760 --> 00:37:33.199
But then his dude kept growing back.
00:37:33.440 --> 00:37:36.239
I'd assume that he would just go, oh, so there's gonna be a flood.
00:37:36.320 --> 00:37:37.679
Well, I'm gonna go.
00:37:37.920 --> 00:37:40.719
And um, yeah, it was nice to meet everyone.
00:37:40.800 --> 00:37:43.360
I'm not gonna tell you what's gonna happen, but um yeah, right.
00:37:43.440 --> 00:37:46.079
And you just go to Hawaii or something, yeah.
00:37:46.880 --> 00:37:50.239
Okay, well, great, that's it.
00:37:50.559 --> 00:37:51.679
Do you have anything else to add?
00:37:51.760 --> 00:37:53.599
Do you have any fun facts or anything?
00:37:53.920 --> 00:37:54.960
No, I don't.
00:37:55.039 --> 00:37:57.119
I did maybe of Bruce Almighty.
00:37:57.199 --> 00:38:04.719
We should have done Bruce Almighty because Bruce Almighty leads into uh Evan Almighty because come on, give me a fun fact about Bruce Almighty.
00:38:04.800 --> 00:38:16.320
In Bruce Almighty, the God uh gives him his job and they swap places and he has to be God and make god like decisions for a little bit, and he fucks everything up and turns the whole world upside down.
00:38:16.400 --> 00:38:17.760
So go on, give me a fun fact.
00:38:17.840 --> 00:38:18.719
I want to hear it.
00:38:20.960 --> 00:38:23.039
I can give you two lies and a truth.
00:38:23.519 --> 00:38:24.800
Yeah, well, which one's the truth?
00:38:24.880 --> 00:38:26.239
Because that'll be the fun fact.
00:38:26.719 --> 00:38:27.679
Just give me the truth.
00:38:28.000 --> 00:38:31.760
Okay, all right, I'll give you one fun fact about Bruce Almighty.
00:38:32.000 --> 00:38:36.559
Um because Jim Carrey is hilarious too, FYI.
00:38:36.639 --> 00:38:38.400
Yeah, he's very funny, he's very good.
00:38:38.800 --> 00:38:44.400
Well, he's too crazy in other movies, but in this he's like he's settled down, he's not too over the top.
00:38:44.719 --> 00:38:46.880
So, okay, two lies and a truth.
00:38:47.119 --> 00:38:47.840
All right, we're gonna go.
00:38:48.159 --> 00:38:50.400
Why do you say that Jim Carrey is over the top?
00:38:50.559 --> 00:38:51.440
What's wrong with you?
00:38:51.599 --> 00:38:53.440
Don't talk about Jim Carrey like that.
00:38:53.599 --> 00:38:54.559
He's an icon.
00:38:54.880 --> 00:38:55.199
Ace?
00:38:55.519 --> 00:38:56.960
The or ace ventura?
00:38:57.440 --> 00:39:01.679
Yes, it's it's a it's a classic.
00:39:01.840 --> 00:39:04.559
It's uh cultural icon.
00:39:04.639 --> 00:39:05.760
I don't know what you're talking about.
00:39:05.920 --> 00:39:07.679
All right, go on, give me the truth.
00:39:09.039 --> 00:39:10.079
Okay, we're not gonna go around.
00:39:10.159 --> 00:39:16.320
Okay, Jim Carrey improvised over half of his lines, which is why some of the scenes feel slightly chaotic and unpredictable.
00:39:16.639 --> 00:39:17.760
Oh, yeah, he's amazing.
00:39:17.840 --> 00:39:22.719
Yeah, that sounds that's pretty like you know, that's pretty like knowledgeable for Jim Carrey.
00:39:22.880 --> 00:39:25.039
Oh, you know what just popped into my head?
00:39:25.199 --> 00:39:26.800
Oh, this now I'm worried about this.
00:39:26.960 --> 00:39:33.280
Remember how Robin Williams was the best at improvising and he just seemed like the happiest guy ever, and then he like died.
00:39:33.760 --> 00:39:34.079
Yeah.
00:39:34.320 --> 00:39:36.639
Well, now I'm worried that that's gonna happen to Jim Carrey.
00:39:36.719 --> 00:39:37.599
Like, aren't they similar?
00:39:37.760 --> 00:39:39.199
They're similar dudes, right?
00:39:39.519 --> 00:39:44.079
Well, the way that Jim Carrey's coming about, everyone thinks he's a clone and eating children.
00:39:45.840 --> 00:39:46.719
I didn't think that.
00:39:47.119 --> 00:39:48.400
Does everyone think this?
00:39:48.639 --> 00:39:50.079
This widely known.
00:39:50.480 --> 00:39:50.880
You think it?
00:39:51.039 --> 00:39:51.840
You think it's true?
00:39:52.079 --> 00:39:53.280
Oh, yeah, 100%.
00:39:53.599 --> 00:39:54.880
They're eating children for sure.
00:39:55.039 --> 00:39:58.639
Look at his face, he's way too chubby and way too like, I don't know, he's weird.
00:39:58.719 --> 00:40:00.000
He's not Jim Carrey.
00:40:00.320 --> 00:40:03.679
Like so, sorry, if you eat the child, it makes you younger?
00:40:04.000 --> 00:40:04.800
I believe so.
00:40:04.960 --> 00:40:10.159
I haven't yet to try this, but uh you know, it's not on my list of things to do because I just feel like it's wrong.
00:40:10.400 --> 00:40:12.480
Well, my children are no longer safe.
00:40:13.039 --> 00:40:14.559
If this is a thing that works.
00:40:15.039 --> 00:40:18.159
I think they're under a certain age that they do this allegedly.
00:40:18.320 --> 00:40:25.280
But you know, when I find out, I'll probably be like, you know, die or something.
00:40:25.519 --> 00:40:27.679
Okay, well, thanks for joining us, everyone.
00:40:27.760 --> 00:40:30.719
And remember, don't eat your children.
00:40:33.039 --> 00:40:34.239
Here comes a stop.
00:40:35.280 --> 00:40:37.760
Way's Colin and he's raising the bar.