10. Man eats an airplane, self surgery, Münich, drinking poison, apple pay pranks & vigilantes

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Episode 10.
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Here we go.
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It's a big deal, everybody.
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Welcome back to the Maximum Impact Show.
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It's episode 10.
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Wow.
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I didn't realize I was supposed to dress as nice as Pear.
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He looks stunning.
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Thank you, my lord.
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Um Well, I always dress for the occasion.
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It's true.
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You never.
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So um Yeah, I just didn't.
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I didn't put it together.
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I forgot.
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It's like one of those little milestones you don't realize and it creeps up on you.
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Yeah.
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And then you're there.
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I feel like, you know, people don't celebrate enough these days.
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Um no.
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It's uh it's amazing.
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We made it to 10.
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And so we are we good?
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We're recording?
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Everything is in order.
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Yes.
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Amazing.
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Number 10.
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D ace.
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Dose.
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Diace do say that's all the languages I know.
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Yeah.
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Um what's Swedish 10?
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T U.
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T U.
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You don't know how to count yet?
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In English it's 10, so you know.
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Yeah.
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You just say 10.
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10.
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Yeah.
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Um as an intro, uh I'm gonna give you something to squeeze.
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Okay.
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Because this guy right here, he keeps touching the mic stand.
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That means that I in post have to remove all the squeaky noises.
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I just want to squeeze the mic stand and mess with it.
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You just want to be in control.
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Okay, number one.
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Yellow E-Jet Sport bounce ball.
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How does it feel?
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That's pretty good.
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It's got a medium squeeze.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Good?
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It's good for now.
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Okay.
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But I would maybe you need two of these because I wouldn't.
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Number two.
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Standard no support.
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Ped ATP.
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Tennis ball.
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Actually a similar gauge.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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But material-wise.
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Pretty good.
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Soft.
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Pretty good soft.
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Okay.
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Yeah, it's fuzzy.
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Is that racquall?
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EJet sport ball.
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Let's see what you got.
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It's a blue one.
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Maybe it's a better color for you.
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You know what?
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They're all pretty similar.
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Yeah.
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I'm just gonna rotate them.
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Oh, sure.
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Yeah.
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Uh here's the uh contender, the the stone egg.
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The stone egg.
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This would be good to do from time to time.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, just to like have more resistance.
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Yeah.
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Just squeeze.
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I mean, it's impossible for you to if you give me enough time, maybe I could squeeze it.
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Okay, so the winner for now.
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I don't know.
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They're all winners.
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Every object in front of me is a to the balls.
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Yeah.
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So nice to the balls.
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Uh well, one's an egg.
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Stone egg.
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I bought it in Cuba actually.
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It's pretty cool.
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After um cave boat ride.
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Was an old lady selling stone eggs afterwards?
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You can't say no to that.
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No.
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You gotta buy whatever she's got, especially after a cave ride.
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Did you go in the water or something?
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Like how sure how they are made.
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They're not they come out of the bird like this.
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Exactly.
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Yeah, they come out of the lady like this.
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Yeah.
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I saw a clip of a guy kicking a rock until it um turned round.
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Have you seen this shit?
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No, but I've heard this?
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Have you seen this?
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Have you heard about it?
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That's a Jay Leno impression.
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That is Jay Leno.
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Have you heard it?
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Have you heard?
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That is.
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It's his intro.
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His monologue.
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He's like.
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Have you heard of this?
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Have you heard it?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, no, so he finds like a somewhat of a round rock.
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And then he just brings it with him for 200 days.
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It took him.
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And he takes it down the road and it rolls kind of until it turns into a perfect ball.
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And what does that tell you?
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People have time.
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Should tell us something.
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But it's all tells me about discipline.
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He's like a modern kind of you know uh ninja almost.
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Yeah, or he's just got a lot of time.
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I mean, maybe he has like a maybe maybe he's a full-time employee and it just takes it like to work every day.
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Maybe he's very disciplined, he walks a lot, like he's in very he's in good shape.
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He's also very smart.
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I don't know.
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That might be a lesson in consistency and perfection.
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But it's cool that he could turn something into a ball.
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Yeah.
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I mean, there isn't a there's a documentary on a guy who ate a shoe.
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It his shoe.
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Yeah.
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In one year.
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Well, that's pretty cool.
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Day by day.
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You you remember this guy?
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I think we heard that.
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Ladies and gentlemen, Jay Leno.
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The guy friend of the show.
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The guy ate an airplane, okay?
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I don't even remember.
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I just remember.
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No, I've heard that.
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I don't know if it's a story, but there's like a Warren Hertzog documentary where a guy just eats a shoe.
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Yeah.
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And it's the same thing.
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It's just like if you just chip away.
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But what about the airplane guy?
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Uh he chipped away it.
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I I can't imagine the airplane was like a large airplane.
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It was a big fucking airplane.
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He ate it.
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It was in his Guinness World Book of Book of World Records.
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I don't know.
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I mean, it sounds like adventure.
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I can't do anything because I'm holding so many fucking balls.
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When you do the research, you have you're allowed to put the ball down.
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Well, it's very demonstrative.
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Oh, yeah, there it goes.
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Guy eats plane.
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Yeah.
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Let's see.
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I mean, sorry for like um you know, moving away from your shoe story, but the airplane is bigger than more impressive.
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Uh I think maybe the shoe thing was also like a statement in like kind of understatements, less glamorous records.
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It's like more of a like a lesson in hunger than it feels like.
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The guy eats an airplane.
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Yeah, it feels very gulag.
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Yeah, it's like what happened to the guy I ate an airplane.
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Michael Lotito was a French man known for his ability to consume and digest non-edible objects.
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He ate 18 bicycles, 15 shopping carts, seven TV sets, six chandeliers.
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He even consumed an entire Cessna 150 plane between 78 and 80, and he also ate a coffin.
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He died of natural causes in 2007.
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Why he ate an airplane in two years?
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He ate the whole airplane?
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Yeah.
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Well, that's so impressive that some guy ate a shoe in one year and this guy eats an airplane.
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Yeah, well, I mean, I think it was like a Warner Herzog uh plan.
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He should have made a documentary about the airplane.
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There's gotta be like a reason.
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Why guy eat an airplane?
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Fuck.
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How much melody eat?
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Did he actually what's the most a human has ever eaten?
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How about we'll just go there?
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Sure.
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Ah, that's just some bullshit.
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Um I would like to know.
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So he's just a spectacle.
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I remember his face.
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He looked like a fucking beast.
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He looked like Joss.
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Yeah.
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Ah, that's not what he looked like.
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He's like my brother.
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But he sort of looked like a James Bond.
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But as a younger, he looked like Joss.
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Like the guy, the big guy in James Bond.
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I mean, the French do love their food.
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Some would say they have advanced culinary arts, and you know, maybe that includes planes and coffins on a dish.
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Did you eat something that you were not supposed to eat?
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Uh as a kid?
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I mean, in general, like during your entire life.
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No.
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I don't think I ever was like uh I wonder if I can eat swallow it guy.
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Or like I knew a girl who swallowed a penny, and that like probably in like first grade, and it like fucked me up forever.
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Did you die?
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No.
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She went on to become a famous actress for like three years.
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What happened to the penny?
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Came out of her butthole, like eventually.
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We were like in first grade.
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She's like, I ate a penny, and I was like, No, you're gonna die.
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And I like kind of panicked.
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She's like, No, I'm gonna become a famous actress.
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Actually, no, I just I'm rich.
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Yeah.
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She planted the seed of money.
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It was the blonde girl from uh American Beauty.
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Oh, the tiny one?
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Yeah, the little little babe.
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We were in like first grade, second grade.
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It was like, yeah, kindergarten, first grade.
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She was in American Pie and stuff as well.
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I don't think so.
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Yes.
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Because I was really paying attention when I realized she got famous.
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And she might have been because there's like 30 kids in that movie.
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Pretty sure.
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But American Pie, and she did like a couple, but she's hasn't acting, I haven't seen her in like two decades.
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Like acting.
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I mean, I haven't seen her since we were in first grade.
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Really?
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You haven't seen her since everyone stood around the toilet booth.
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Yeah.
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Waiting for the sound.
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Yeah.
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Um, but I never, yeah, that was I that is one thing that I've never been like a swallow object guy.
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Well, thank you to her then for like because you got you kind of got the look.
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Like how we just eat shit.
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Yeah.
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You're like a big guy, and like I mean, sometimes I think that big guys kind of confuse themselves for being more machine than man.
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Do you understand what I mean?
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You think we got like fucking Bronosaurus brains where we're like little brains and big bodies.
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Yeah.
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I don't know.
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I think big guys like to eat a lot of food, and maybe that's why they get that rep.
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Yeah, but also like I'm just a guy, I'm just a like a big thing that eats things.
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I haven't quite I don't know.
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That's like little, that's like how a little person would talk.
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Just speculating.
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That's like something would say.
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Slightly under mid-height.
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Yeah.
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What is it called?
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Average height?
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Slightly under a guy's average height.
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Not a short person.
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Oh, yeah, it's something a shorter person might say.
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Yeah.
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Taking a dig at the big boys, the big guys.
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Okay, big guy.
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Yeah.
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He caught me.
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Um but um I drank um when I was a kid, I uh drank the stuff you clean uh rifles with.
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Did I tell you this story?
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I've never heard this story.
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This sounds like bad news.
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Yeah, it was terrible.
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I almost died.
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And you're pointing at me.
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Well, I I was I was being polite.
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How old are you?
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I was like four or five, I think.
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Oh and um the thing is, my dad was a hunter.
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Yeah, I remember you told me about him.
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Yeah, you clean this, uh it's it's like oil stuff.
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You clean uh, but it's like turpentine.
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Yeah.
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Kind of you clean the pipes with it.
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Yeah, yeah.
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It goes in there, you do a little like uh thingy.
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Yeah.
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Um and it was in uh I think he put it in a bottle that looked like a lemonade bottle.
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Uh kind of like a stupid move as a parent.
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No offense.
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Uh no offense, dad.
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But um yeah, I was I was thirsty.
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I was craving something sweet.
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That's fucked.
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And uh yeah, I chugged it.
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That's you I would just tear your insides up.
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You had to go to the hospital pretty fast.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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As soon as they understood, they drove me to the hospital and made me drink like um carbon.
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Yeah, charcoal.
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Yeah, charcoal, yeah.
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That's one of my first memories, actually.
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That's pretty like being held down by two doctors, and they're like shoving this like black kind of goo into my mouth, holding me down.
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And um yeah, it's pretty traumatic.
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Yeah, but I lived, and I never drank poison again because they put like a little skull sticker on the bottle, so I understood.
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Like that was a big thing when we were little kids.
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They had like poison stickers on everything, yeah.
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Poison control centers, and I remember reading an interview with DMX, and he said he was so hungry when he was a kid, they just didn't have any food, and his mom had perfume, and he thought there might be food in it because it smelled like fruit, and he just drank the whole perfume thing, and then was the same thing.
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Had to go to the hospital.
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And then it started like that's how he got that bark.
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You got that bark in it.
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Yeah, but uh yeah, little kids just see shit, and they're like, I don't know, seems good to me.
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But not you, Mr.
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Perfect.
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Yeah, no, I just wouldn't eat a penny.
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I think it's the objects, objects that you're like, you can't chew it, it wouldn't go, it shouldn't go in.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Maybe I didn't eat, I didn't eat something like that.
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Because that makes sense.
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You're so of a drinker, yeah.
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You see like a jar that could have food in it, basically, or like a juice or something.
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Um but yeah, no, I didn't do that shit.
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Thank God.
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Well, good for you.
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Yep, another victory.
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Yeah.
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Meanwhile, some guy's like planning how he's gonna eat in a whole airplane.
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That's fucking insane.
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Like, first I'll do the carpet.
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Yeah, I don't.
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And then I'll go for the rubber thingy.
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There's gotta be a thing where he's like cutting the pieces and like shaping them so they don't slice his insides.
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Because no matter what, a piece of metal is not great, or a piece of glass, or yeah, yeah.
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There's gotta be a technique.
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There definitely he needs like an assistant that know like an engineer that knows all the parts.
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Yeah.
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He needs a chef to prepare the pieces.
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I don't understand.
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Or maybe he like he's he were allowed to go to the factory.
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Like, here's all the pieces.
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Yeah.
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Like it's not like he goes to like the airfield and starts eating from the plane.
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Yeah.
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Well, no.
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He needs to go to like where all the parts are assembled, basically.
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This motherfucker, check it out.
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45 door hinges, 18 bicycles, 15 shopping carts, seven TVs, six chandeliers, two beds, one pair of skis, one computer, copy of the textbook Gravitation by Misner and Thorne and Wheeler.
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I bet you that's some weird signal.
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One Cessna light aircraft, one waterbed, 500 meters of steel chain, one coffin with handles, and then he ate his Guinness World Record award plaque.
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And then he re and then assorted razors and bolts.
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That's so gangster though to eat his price.
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Yeah.
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I mean, it's like I don't give a fuck about this price.
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I'm gonna eat it.
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I mean, that is an insane situation.
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What a f Lotito, Michael Dominic Lotito from Grenobla, France.
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That's so cool.
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What a fucking freak.
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We need more heroes like that.
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That was his occupation.
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Eating stuff?
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Entertainer.
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Yeah.
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That was his entertainment.
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Crazy.
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If he was alive, you think he would sponsor the show?
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Maybe he could eat like the table or something.
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I'll feed him.
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He can eat the stone egg.
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Give him you.
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If he eats you.
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No, he doesn't eat uh cannibal.
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It's an object.
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He's into like, but um he probably had like a kink for statues and stuff, don't you think?
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Like human resemble.
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There's definitely a thrill and like some sort of conquest of objects, of material.
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Like a mannequin or something.
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He didn't even, he was eating razor blades and materials.
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That's the that's his like psycho.
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He's just like can't like that's all that's his thing.
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You can't have him around kids or something.
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Like, there's he's not normal.
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Oh don't go near him.
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He'll eat you.
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He'll eat your watch.
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Yeah, keep hide your shit.
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Yeah.
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It's like Debo's coming.
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Yeah.
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I don't know.
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He started at 16.
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And then he was he was sort of like a circus performer.
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Maybe it started with a penny.
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Check it.
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He had an eating disorder known as Pika, a psychological disorder characterized by an appetite for substances that are largely non-nutritive.
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Doctors determined that Latito also had thick lining in his stomach and intestines, which allowed him to consume without injury.
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He also had digestive juices that were unusually powerful, meaning that he could digest unusual materials.
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Soft foods such as bananas gave him heartburn, specifically when he had metal in his stomach.
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I mean, this just goes on.
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Wow, he's like a Batman villain almost.
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He would drink mineral oil and large quantities of water.
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So he would flood his system and shove the fucking logs down the stream, kind of.
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I wonder what his He would flood out a system.
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I mean, I'm sure.
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Oh, it's per it's snowing.
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Perfect.
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Out there?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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That's what it is.
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This is the country we live in.
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It was snow.
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It hailed the last two days.
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So yeah, he floods his system of stuff.
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And he started shoving things in and they're kind of ping-pong down.
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I've unraveled the whole thing.
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Just by reading two paragraphs.
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Yeah.
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You know everything about this now.
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But it's cool that there's like there are there are all these like psychological um disorders.
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Yeah.
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Like stuff like that.
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Into eating things you're not supposed to eat.
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He's a rebel.
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Yeah.
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I mean, he looks powerful.
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He does look freaking powerful at that.
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That photo in front of the Cessna with the fork and knife.
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It's a good press photo.
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We need press photos like that.
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Mantelpiece.
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We need like a photo of us standing with two microphones in front of like I don't know, like uh the biggest explosion ever to take this.
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Or like um if we could get like like Hiroshima behind us or something.
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Something provocative.
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Like like the like the deaf mute uh world meeting.
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Yes, we could be interviewing.
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Yeah.
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We could be interviewing.
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Well no, we're just talking in front of all the people that cannot cannot hear it.
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You know what I mean?
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Like it's something or we could be like pretending to be blind in front of them and have like glasses and a walking stick.
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I mean that's that's kind of a hate crime, I think.
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Not on Halloween.
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This is true.
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This is our own check.
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You gotta do it on Halloween.
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It's alright.
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Anything goes.
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Yeah, you can do like KKK outfit on Halloween.
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You could do anything on Halloween.
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You just gotta own it.
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You gotta have the you gotta deal with the consequences.
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It's like all the white girls from my hometown dressed up as rappers on Halloween.
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Dude, they love a thug face.
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Somebody that just showed up with like brown shit in their face.
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Like they did blackface, they did blackface.
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No way.
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They did that one.
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Oh, that's amazing.
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Good for that.
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Only on Halloween.
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That's when you can like be the worst version of yourself.
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It's a costume.
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Usually it's like I remember the thug parties.
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Chicks loved the thug, but they play the Tupac and they got like a football jersey.
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Yeah.
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Or they're but like lately it's just like we're slots.
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Yay! Yeah, we're actually slots.
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I haven't been to a Halloween party in a while, though.
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You know what?
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Isn't it your birthday around Halloween?
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Yeah, it's it's always like I never end up worrying about a costume for whatever reason.
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I've done like some kid things with Axel, but like I haven't like, it's been years since I've done like a costume party.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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What's your go-to?
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In only only weeks since I've done blackface.
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Well, Jesus.
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But it wasn't a whole.
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I just wiped mine off before I put the suit on.
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He was like, Look, I'm Reverend Sharpton when I walked in.
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I was like, dude, we got a camera on.
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Oh shit.
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Yeah.
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I'm little Wayne.
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I was like, you fucking sweet.
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I'm Little Wayne.
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Little Wayne.
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I am the little Wayne.
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Um I was gonna say something.
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Yeah.
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Um back in the day, what did you go as on How to Win?
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Uh I think one time I went in my partying, like college-ish days, I did uh Frank the Tank.
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Who's that?
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From old school.
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It's like Will Farrell's character.
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He's like in a robe and he's got like a sex doll in a motorhead shirt.
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Um but I can't remember.
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I never was super into Halloween costumes.
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I had friends that were experts, and I would just like stand next to them.
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Like one lady or one couple I'm friends with, she went to school for like prosthetic horror makeup.
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Oh so those two just dominate every Halloween.
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You just like go find them and stand next to them and look.
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Uh they would do the coolest shit ever.
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Like she would be dressed as Beetlejuice and it would be perfect.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Shit like that.
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Like random, cool, like movie characters.
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But uh, I don't know.
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Did you you guys didn't really have Halloween?
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Not really.
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It was just an excuse to get fucked up.
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Yeah.
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Kind of.
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I went as a like uh Just an excuse for black non-like it's just stupid.
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Me and my friend, we uh who kind of look similar.
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We went as the um the twins from The Shining once.
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That was pretty cool.
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That's fun.
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I like we got like blood blue dresses and like blood all over us.
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Yeah, you did girl face.
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That was popular, yeah.
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Knee high socks.
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You did girl face.
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No, no, no makeup, just like no, but you presented as a girl, yeah.
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Which you could probably only do on that day without insulting anybody.
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Yeah, but the chicks love it.
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I bet you they do.
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I'm so free spirited.
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Yeah, I'm also a little wayne on Tuesday.
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Yeah.
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Um, but I'm just kind of, you know, I know.
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That you're not old, but when I think of Halloween, yeah, I kind of picture you in like the 70s with like just a sheet.
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You know, I only existed in the 70s.
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I know this.
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I I'm I just I have the fantasy about knowing someone uh older from from the states uh who could take me back on like yeah, I remember like you know you could go back to like Halloween movie, and like, yeah, I was one of them kids.
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80s kid culture was probably pretty close to 70s kid culture, like there was no huge leap until like the 90s and 2000s, I think.
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So like it was pretty basic, fun gossips.
00:22:40.799 --> 00:22:43.359
Like what you saw on like ET was like what it was.
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Yeah, you know, it wasn't like insane, like the Saw franchise didn't exist.
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There'd be like Jason Masks, Freddie Kruger was I think I did have a Freddie Krueger with the glove, mask and glove and the sweater.
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That was that's cool, a prized possession for a kid my age.
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Oh, I bet those were the first like expensive because they were sick, they were like made well.
00:23:04.480 --> 00:23:12.960
So it was like if you could get that, if you could convince your parents to spend 150 bucks for fucking three days of the year and never use the thing again, kind of.
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Yeah, that was pretty sick.
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And then there was like the ghetto version, which everyone was like kind of bummed on if they had to get.
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But there was like running around spray painting uh or using shaving cream on like toilet paper.
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Oh, look at there's one of my birds.
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Oh, that's nice.
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It's a great tit.
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A Nordic blue tit?
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They're they're called a great tit.
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That's good.
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You don't get to see a great tit every day.
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That's true.
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But I had one of my I'm so stoked that it's hanging out there now.
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Yeah, maybe because you got so much.
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Let me let me take a uh film.
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So much gardening.
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Oh, it's actually like looking for me.
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What's that?
00:23:55.839 --> 00:23:57.039
Where's little Wayne at?
00:23:57.200 --> 00:23:59.200
I heard little Wayne is here.
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Where are you?
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Sorry, I'm really into birds right now.
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Where'd you go?
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Is it?
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I didn't even see it the first time.
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I just figured it was around the corner, I couldn't see.
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There it is.
00:24:13.680 --> 00:24:14.720
It's hanging out there now.
00:24:14.799 --> 00:24:18.400
I think because I have crumbs in my blanket that's on top of my chair.
00:24:19.680 --> 00:24:22.079
Now you just sit like the godfather.
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I mean, I sit there and I eat my sandwiches, and the crumbs fall down on the blanket, and now it is hanging out there because it's soft and there's food.
00:24:33.920 --> 00:24:34.640
There you go.
00:24:37.759 --> 00:24:38.240
Lovely.
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And I got my uh bird listening app.
00:24:40.559 --> 00:24:41.440
Oh, there it is again.
00:24:41.920 --> 00:24:43.039
Unbelievable.
00:24:45.039 --> 00:24:46.480
It's making contact.
00:24:47.119 --> 00:24:48.079
It's talking to you.
00:24:48.480 --> 00:24:49.279
It is actually.
00:24:52.480 --> 00:24:55.839
Sorry, we had to take a quick uh bird watching.
00:24:56.400 --> 00:24:57.599
Bird break.
00:24:59.680 --> 00:25:02.799
Um what's been going on?
00:25:05.359 --> 00:25:07.920
I went to Munich.
00:25:08.480 --> 00:25:09.119
Yes.
00:25:09.440 --> 00:25:12.319
An oasis in Germany, an oasis in Europe.
00:25:12.880 --> 00:25:15.519
Uh I thought the place was stunning.
00:25:16.160 --> 00:25:16.880
Very clean.
00:25:17.200 --> 00:25:18.240
Oh my god.
00:25:18.480 --> 00:25:22.079
Like flowers everywhere, it's like the sound of music.
00:25:22.160 --> 00:25:25.839
As soon as you get outside the like little city center, uh, it's fucking gorgeous.
00:25:25.920 --> 00:25:26.720
I couldn't believe it.
00:25:26.960 --> 00:25:28.880
Yeah, I remember that from Munich.
00:25:29.359 --> 00:25:37.440
Um it like, and then for an American to see like old cathedrals and old buildings, it's just like, damn, we are capable of some shit.
00:25:37.599 --> 00:25:38.960
Like we can make some stuff.
00:25:39.119 --> 00:25:40.960
Like what do you mean, Europeans?
00:25:41.359 --> 00:25:42.240
Just people.
00:25:42.640 --> 00:25:46.480
Like, we don't not everything has to look like a fucking microwave, you know.
00:25:46.799 --> 00:25:51.039
Um, like the just I got lost just staring at stuff.
00:25:51.200 --> 00:25:54.160
Like, um, I don't know, it was badass.
00:25:54.319 --> 00:26:01.440
And then um I went out there to meet a bunch of people at Gore-Tex because their headquarters is there.
00:26:01.759 --> 00:26:03.279
I guess we have to bleep that.
00:26:03.680 --> 00:26:04.000
No.
00:26:04.319 --> 00:26:05.920
I mean free endorsements, it's right.
00:26:06.480 --> 00:26:07.200
Yeah, sure.
00:26:07.359 --> 00:26:25.200
I mean, they paid for me to go, so it kind of sponsored, but but uh no, uh, but I went into the world of influencers, which was really like real influencers, like people that like it's not like ha I'm an influencer.
00:26:25.279 --> 00:26:31.440
It's like, no, that I'm an influencer, like this is what I do, and they're like um it was a pretty broad spectrum of stuff.
00:26:31.599 --> 00:26:43.759
I wasn't there as an influencer, I was there because I helped do a workshop for Gore-Tex last fall, but the other people were there as influencers, and so I was sort of immersed in just like this mind.
00:26:44.799 --> 00:27:09.200
But it was some kind of like meeting uh one involved with the brand, or yeah, they did like they did these photo workshops in like every not every major city, but like six major cities in Europe, and I sort of like instructed or led the one in Stockholm, and as sort of like a good faith thank you, they brought me along to see the headquarters and shake hands and meet people, and it was pretty interesting stuff.
00:27:09.279 --> 00:27:16.319
Um it was one of those companies that everyone I met's like, yeah, I worked here 23 years, yeah.
00:27:16.400 --> 00:27:18.559
I worked here 30 years, yeah, I worked here 12 years.
00:27:18.640 --> 00:27:21.839
They all get slices of the company, they all own the company.
00:27:22.000 --> 00:27:22.319
Uh-huh.
00:27:22.480 --> 00:27:23.519
It's privately owned.
00:27:23.599 --> 00:27:26.240
So everyone that works there gets a little extra chunk.
00:27:26.559 --> 00:27:27.680
Owner equity.
00:27:27.839 --> 00:27:29.359
It's no like worker equity.
00:27:30.160 --> 00:27:34.319
They all get like shares in the and if the company does well, they get a bonus.
00:27:34.480 --> 00:27:34.799
Yeah.
00:27:34.960 --> 00:27:37.759
So everyone loves their it was just like a rare bird.
00:27:37.839 --> 00:27:40.319
You know, you're like, damn, that's amazing.
00:27:40.400 --> 00:27:43.440
This is like what you used to hear about your grandparents used to do, you know.
00:27:43.680 --> 00:27:44.160
That's cool.
00:27:44.319 --> 00:27:51.920
Um, so that was cool, but meeting the influencers was definitely like a lesson in what's really going on out there.
00:27:52.079 --> 00:27:57.920
Uh, and some of them are super cool, and some of them I kind of had to keep separating myself from.
00:27:58.079 --> 00:28:01.279
Like, there was one girl that was like the complainer girl.
00:28:01.519 --> 00:28:04.640
Oh, who's just like, this food's stupid.
00:28:04.799 --> 00:28:05.839
I'm so sick of people.
00:28:06.000 --> 00:28:07.119
Why are they my chair?
00:28:07.279 --> 00:28:08.559
Who makes a chair like this?
00:28:08.720 --> 00:28:09.599
I mean, come on.
00:28:09.680 --> 00:28:11.599
You know, like just where you're like, oh, oh god.
00:28:11.839 --> 00:28:12.640
Where was she from?
00:28:12.880 --> 00:28:14.079
She was British.
00:28:14.319 --> 00:28:20.799
Oh um, probably a nice person, but I you could tell her shtick was like, I'm the complain girl.
00:28:20.960 --> 00:28:21.200
Uh-huh.
00:28:21.440 --> 00:28:23.279
Where you're like, they're giving us free shit.
00:28:23.359 --> 00:28:25.119
We're we're stuffing our faces.
00:28:25.279 --> 00:28:26.079
This is interesting.
00:28:26.160 --> 00:28:27.599
There's a nice presentation happening.
00:28:27.920 --> 00:28:30.960
You think that was because she's like used to better stuff?
00:28:31.039 --> 00:28:33.839
Like um, I think she was just insecure.
00:28:33.920 --> 00:28:34.880
It's like kind of basic.
00:28:35.039 --> 00:28:37.359
Like, I think she didn't know what to do if she wasn't complaining.
00:28:37.440 --> 00:28:37.759
Yeah.
00:28:37.920 --> 00:28:41.200
Um, but then there were some other people that I thought were pretty cool.
00:28:41.359 --> 00:28:43.359
And I met some interesting people.
00:28:43.599 --> 00:28:46.400
I got a little update on what's going on in different cities.
00:28:46.640 --> 00:28:48.319
Um I met one.
00:28:48.880 --> 00:28:49.440
Do tell.
00:28:49.599 --> 00:28:53.680
Well, I talked to some dudes from Berlin and they were like, dude, it's fucking game over.
00:28:54.240 --> 00:28:58.400
They were like, and then we were walking around Munich and they're like, you couldn't have this there.
00:28:58.480 --> 00:28:59.359
You couldn't have this there.
00:28:59.440 --> 00:29:01.039
There'd be like, you can't have flowers there.
00:29:01.119 --> 00:29:03.039
That would be like crack pipes and cigarette butts.
00:29:03.119 --> 00:29:03.599
Yeah.
00:29:03.839 --> 00:29:08.079
Um, he was like, I gotta, I might not stay if I don't have to.
00:29:08.240 --> 00:29:11.759
Like it just sort of like, fuck, Berlin is in a tight spot.
00:29:12.000 --> 00:29:12.480
Yeah.
00:29:12.640 --> 00:29:15.519
Um, but it was cool.
00:29:15.680 --> 00:29:20.000
Got to go into like the laboratory and like the the rain tunnels and stuff.
00:29:20.480 --> 00:29:24.000
Because this brand makes uh waterproof.
00:29:24.400 --> 00:29:30.640
Yeah, they make a membrane that they sell like yardage to or whatever to every brand that wants it.
00:29:30.880 --> 00:29:33.519
They have to fit into the plant, they don't just give it away.
00:29:33.759 --> 00:29:44.160
Um, but we got to go into the labs and see how they like damage test products, like shoes that have to bend in in water 10,000 times, and then they like investigate it.
00:29:44.960 --> 00:29:58.640
They just have like a rubbing machine that just like rubs on the material slowly for like a month all day, and then there was the wind tunnel and like a rain tunnel, um, which is just like silly fun.
00:29:58.720 --> 00:30:00.880
You're like, I'll go in that, I gotta go in that thing.
00:30:00.960 --> 00:30:02.799
It's like a storm in a tube.
00:30:03.680 --> 00:30:13.119
Um it was fun, and they didn't let us they basically were like you had to meet at 7 15 and you'd get to your room at like midnight.
00:30:13.279 --> 00:30:16.000
So it was a lot of like you there was no resting really.
00:30:16.319 --> 00:30:21.119
Oh, so it was exhausting, and then the food was definitely like a food eating contest.
00:30:21.279 --> 00:30:23.680
The variant food I had not really eaten before.
00:30:24.400 --> 00:30:25.599
What's on the menu?
00:30:25.839 --> 00:30:32.480
I tried to keep up with whatever the locals were getting, so I got like the large versions, like big guy brain, sausages and stuff.
00:30:32.559 --> 00:30:41.519
Uh it was like some pork fried something with kraut and some potatoes and then more stuff and some seasonal soups and just big beers.
00:30:42.559 --> 00:30:50.640
Um, but what I noticed is like, and I wasn't like partying, but I was having, I was like, we're in fucking Germany, like let's get some big beers and eat whatever they're eating.
00:30:50.720 --> 00:30:56.480
And like the influencers like don't drink because they have to be camera ready 24 hours a day.
00:30:56.720 --> 00:31:00.960
Yeah, so there's like no, there's a lot of restraint.
00:31:01.119 --> 00:31:16.079
Like you could see some restraint happening, which is fine, you don't have to drink, but I was starting to just see like, damn, this is like a trip, and they're paying for everything, and like these guys are so dialed into being ready for content that there's like a little bit of like a handcuffing, yeah.
00:31:16.319 --> 00:31:30.319
But I guess that's the jobs, and they do receive money from people, but the uh I had never seen like high-end content get made fucking edits go up and like kind of decent.
00:31:30.400 --> 00:31:31.920
Like some I saw some cool stuff.
00:31:32.000 --> 00:31:34.960
Um uh like from the influencers, yeah.
00:31:35.200 --> 00:31:45.920
But then I met a kid who wasn't an influencer, he was like just like a like a heavy, heavier French guy, loved his food, had like French facial hair, camera, loved photography, loved food and photography.
00:31:46.000 --> 00:31:48.319
So I kind of did he eat air airplanes?
00:31:48.559 --> 00:31:49.839
He didn't his father didn't eat.
00:31:50.240 --> 00:31:51.599
No, it's not Lotito.
00:31:51.839 --> 00:32:13.839
Um but it was a good contrast to talk to a kid who who's like just fucking loved the craft and like new photography and like new the photographers and the like the legend, the masters, and um, and then you turn to like someone doing a TikTok dance on the other across, you know, in the other corner, and you're like, there's a good spread here.
00:32:14.079 --> 00:32:15.200
Yeah, but that's good.
00:32:15.440 --> 00:32:16.640
And then it's balanced a little bit.
00:32:16.880 --> 00:32:17.440
No, it was cool.
00:32:17.519 --> 00:32:27.119
It was like they put it together, so they got a little mostly influence are heavy, but they got a little something of everything, and um it was fun.
00:32:27.279 --> 00:32:35.200
And uh, I don't know, I fucking I loved uh I loved Munich and when we drove out it was like the sound of music, the Alps were in the background.
00:32:35.440 --> 00:32:50.000
Um and uh we saw a Timberland boot that they made for Shaq when they were trying to court him as like a Timberland endorser, and then he didn't he didn't go for it, but the boot's like you know, the size of the it's like a Timberland boot the size of the table.
00:32:50.240 --> 00:32:51.119
What size he is?
00:32:51.359 --> 00:32:55.279
Is he I thought it was like 20, I think he's like 21 US or 22.
00:32:55.440 --> 00:32:57.920
It it almost spans this table.
00:32:58.720 --> 00:33:00.000
It's like a joke boot.
00:33:00.079 --> 00:33:00.880
It's like joke boot.
00:33:01.200 --> 00:33:02.480
What is that in in euro?
00:33:03.279 --> 00:33:07.839
Uh 60 US 21.
00:33:08.000 --> 00:33:10.000
Because I've as a kid I used to know his shoes.
00:33:10.480 --> 00:33:10.799
What are you?
00:33:10.960 --> 00:33:11.279
14?
00:33:11.599 --> 00:33:12.160
13.
00:33:13.039 --> 00:33:15.680
Um US size insane.
00:33:16.000 --> 00:33:19.599
I want to say 21 as a guess, it might be 22.
00:33:19.680 --> 00:33:20.240
In EU.
00:33:21.119 --> 00:33:27.039
So in EU, he's oh they're giving me toddler sizes because it can't compute.
00:33:27.920 --> 00:33:30.400
Like, that's impossible.
00:33:30.480 --> 00:33:37.920
Oh, men's uh 55 and a half or 56.
00:33:39.680 --> 00:33:47.440
It's big, slightly smaller than I expected, but well, I was looking at that, like, could you imagine playing a sport with Shaq?
00:33:47.519 --> 00:33:48.960
And he stumbles on you.
00:33:49.200 --> 00:33:49.519
Yeah.
00:33:49.680 --> 00:33:52.480
And you're like, cool, my fucking thigh bone just broke.
00:33:52.720 --> 00:33:54.480
You know, like he's apologizing.
00:33:54.720 --> 00:33:56.319
I mean, I would never play with Shaq.
00:33:56.720 --> 00:34:02.640
Um, but uh I had people be like, yeah, you know, like you're in Munich, it's real conservative, it's not for me.
00:34:02.720 --> 00:34:05.200
And I was walking around like this is fucking perfect, dude.
00:34:05.279 --> 00:34:06.240
It's like a movie set.
00:34:06.720 --> 00:34:10.000
But it is, um I was there on tour once.
00:34:10.159 --> 00:34:10.559
Yeah.
00:34:11.599 --> 00:34:14.559
It's it's the furthest southern city, right?
00:34:14.960 --> 00:34:16.960
You can't go more south.
00:34:17.360 --> 00:34:22.159
I think it's very south, yeah, because it leads right into the Alps, which is down south, I think.
00:34:23.119 --> 00:34:25.679
Uh oh wow, you can uh I can take some of that.
00:34:25.840 --> 00:34:27.119
Oh, yeah, no, it's fine, it's fine.
00:34:27.280 --> 00:34:28.079
I thought you were done.
00:34:28.159 --> 00:34:29.679
I'm like such a consumer.
00:34:29.920 --> 00:34:38.079
Um but I remember the guy who was hosting us, he was like Yeah, it is very very clean, City.
00:34:38.239 --> 00:34:40.159
Dude, that's the guy from the hotel.
00:34:40.400 --> 00:34:42.159
He talked he talks exactly like that.
00:34:42.639 --> 00:34:44.719
That's good, super friendly, crazy accent.
00:34:44.960 --> 00:34:48.960
Okay, so guys, we have like an anti-homeless policy here.
00:34:49.280 --> 00:34:49.920
Perfect.
00:34:50.159 --> 00:34:53.440
And uh, this is why the streets are so clean.
00:34:53.760 --> 00:34:58.800
So they just they get rid of them, no cigarette butts, uh no trash on the street.
00:34:58.960 --> 00:35:00.800
Yeah, it was quite clean.
00:35:01.039 --> 00:35:04.559
And um it's almost impossible here to be homeless.
00:35:04.800 --> 00:35:05.920
Well, that's good too.
00:35:06.079 --> 00:35:09.039
Yeah, I mean, sure, but I mean what happened to the homeless.
00:35:09.119 --> 00:35:10.960
They just kind of push them into the mountains or something.
00:35:11.119 --> 00:35:11.920
I don't know what they do.
00:35:12.000 --> 00:35:14.719
I I didn't see I didn't hear one car horn.
00:35:15.199 --> 00:35:20.480
There was like a the guy I was with was like, yeah, I think we've only heard like an ambulance once.
00:35:20.719 --> 00:35:23.679
I think I've it felt like North Korea when I was there.
00:35:24.000 --> 00:35:30.320
Because then you've been in all these places like Hamburg, Berlin, Amsterdam, Rotterdam.
00:35:30.480 --> 00:35:36.320
You know, you've been in like the the the cultural dirty cities.
00:35:36.639 --> 00:35:40.159
Yeah, I'm leaning towards North Korea, kind of as far as comfort.
00:35:40.800 --> 00:35:43.760
Like it was so you could see very far, I remember.
00:35:44.000 --> 00:35:45.119
Yeah, and there's a long time.
00:35:45.920 --> 00:35:48.320
So you could it's like so well presented.
00:35:49.039 --> 00:36:00.159
Yeah, I don't I just thought it was nice, and I keep people kept making like snarky remarks, and I was like, I don't know, it seems like I'm sure there's some things under the surface like longer stay anywhere, but um that was fucking cool.
00:36:00.320 --> 00:36:04.239
Uh did you go to the um ski lift cafe?
00:36:04.559 --> 00:36:13.199
No, it's a really cute little um cafe that's like you take these alpine ski lifts kind of.
00:36:13.440 --> 00:36:14.079
No shit.
00:36:14.239 --> 00:36:18.719
And we go in there and they play like jodel music, and you have glue wein.
00:36:18.880 --> 00:36:20.079
Okay, the hot wine.
00:36:20.320 --> 00:36:25.920
Ah no, we had just the the proper German thing was like a beer hall experience.
00:36:26.159 --> 00:36:26.800
Yeah.
00:36:27.119 --> 00:36:32.880
Um I had a couple day beers, smoked some cigs, ate too much food.
00:36:33.039 --> 00:36:35.119
It was just You're an influencer.
00:36:35.519 --> 00:36:39.679
I was so not, they I was like a fucking Martian compared to these people.
00:36:39.760 --> 00:36:42.000
Like I was the one that's like was off to the side.
00:36:42.159 --> 00:36:45.199
There was a couple other dudes that were pretty normal because of their probably because of their age.
00:36:45.360 --> 00:36:46.880
They were like closer to me at age.
00:36:47.199 --> 00:36:51.760
I mean, to me, if you fly someone out and treat them, yeah, then you're an influencer.
00:36:52.000 --> 00:36:54.320
But I didn't have to in our little gang, you're an influencer.
00:36:54.559 --> 00:36:56.800
But I didn't have to do stuff.
00:36:57.039 --> 00:36:58.880
I mean you are you.
00:36:59.280 --> 00:36:59.519
Yeah.
00:36:59.840 --> 00:37:09.679
You're the guy, but I'm not they're not expecting me like they're expecting the other people to like cut and edit with like you know, phone apps and shit and be like, what up, Muddy Munich?
00:37:09.760 --> 00:37:11.119
You know, like Guten Tag, Gore-Tex.
00:37:13.119 --> 00:37:13.360
Yeah, yeah.
00:37:13.599 --> 00:37:18.719
Diedrich, uh that's a super geil uh Gore-Tex situation.
00:37:18.960 --> 00:37:19.280
Yeah.
00:37:19.440 --> 00:37:21.039
I mean you will You can do that.
00:37:21.280 --> 00:37:29.840
No, but I probably will like post some photos of being there because I'm a photographer, but I I didn't I was in no position to be like feeling like I had to do anything.
00:37:29.920 --> 00:37:31.199
I already did the thing for them.
00:37:31.360 --> 00:37:35.119
Yeah I did essentially like production for them like months prior.
00:37:35.920 --> 00:37:37.039
Well, I'm happy for you.
00:37:37.119 --> 00:37:39.440
I'm glad that um It was nice to see more of Europe.
00:37:39.679 --> 00:37:40.639
You're getting treated.
00:37:40.880 --> 00:37:42.239
Why thank you?
00:37:42.639 --> 00:37:44.239
Anything else happened?
00:37:45.440 --> 00:37:46.239
Not much.
00:37:46.880 --> 00:37:48.480
Smoked a little weed, that was cool.
00:37:48.960 --> 00:37:51.199
Someone showed up with an Iron Maiden joint.
00:37:51.440 --> 00:37:56.079
Like uh I don't know, it was just in a cool Iron Maiden case with Eddie on it.
00:37:56.719 --> 00:37:58.400
What impossible to say no?
00:37:58.559 --> 00:38:00.159
Yeah, I was like, let's go, let's go.
00:38:00.239 --> 00:38:02.880
Now we're friends, we're buddies now.
00:38:03.039 --> 00:38:05.599
And you're like uh heavy metal.
00:38:06.400 --> 00:38:08.480
No, it was like a cool guy from Cologne.
00:38:08.559 --> 00:38:10.159
He was like another photographer guy.
00:38:10.239 --> 00:38:17.039
Oh um, but uh no, and then I went to my room and watched like weird German TV, like high.
00:38:17.360 --> 00:38:19.280
Perfect, it was super cool.
00:38:19.440 --> 00:38:25.679
Um, and then came home back to hail and like freezing rain and wind.
00:38:26.320 --> 00:38:28.320
It was also fucking gorgeous.
00:38:28.400 --> 00:38:29.599
Like the weather we lucked out.
00:38:29.679 --> 00:38:31.360
We saw the standing wave.
00:38:32.079 --> 00:38:40.239
There's a canal in Munich that I had seen on like Instagram or something where they they just I guess accidentally built a standing wave.
00:38:40.639 --> 00:38:43.840
The the way the canal under the bridge comes out, it just hits something.
00:38:44.000 --> 00:38:45.440
Oh, that's the the one the surfer.
00:38:45.760 --> 00:38:48.400
Yeah, so the standing wave means the constant wave kind of thing.
00:38:48.559 --> 00:38:49.760
Yeah, that's what we call in English.
00:38:49.840 --> 00:38:52.800
Like uh, like those like parks they make, it's like a standing wave.
00:38:52.880 --> 00:38:53.760
But that was sick.
00:38:54.000 --> 00:38:54.719
That looked insane.
00:38:55.440 --> 00:39:01.360
It was so cool, and the dude just like you just kind of jump into it, you can't like paddle in, obviously.
00:39:01.679 --> 00:39:02.800
Dude was ripping.
00:39:02.880 --> 00:39:06.400
Um I'm glad we still got to see somebody surfing it.
00:39:06.559 --> 00:39:07.199
Yeah.
00:39:07.519 --> 00:39:09.519
Um, but yeah, I don't know.
00:39:09.599 --> 00:39:18.880
It was just like I thought the company, I thought the the little German guys with the bellies that have been the brand forever that were like working in the labs, it was just like wholesome and nice.
00:39:19.679 --> 00:39:24.000
I mean, it's uh everything that is having a job.
00:39:24.480 --> 00:39:26.320
Yeah, seems pretty nice to me.
00:39:26.480 --> 00:39:29.360
But these are the things that we used to have in the States like 50 years ago.
00:39:29.440 --> 00:39:35.039
You're like, I got a fucking factory job, I care, I like that I have it, my family's eating.
00:39:35.199 --> 00:39:41.920
Yeah, I work here till I retire, we go on vacation, you know, like that vibe is like not anywhere anymore.
00:39:42.239 --> 00:39:48.960
Like, and so it was cool to see somebody taking care of people and taking them taking care of themselves.
00:39:50.639 --> 00:39:53.199
There are places out there for people.
00:39:53.920 --> 00:39:55.039
It's rare.
00:39:55.840 --> 00:39:56.480
Yeah.
00:39:56.719 --> 00:39:59.280
Um, but yeah, that was my trip.
00:39:59.519 --> 00:40:00.400
It was fun.
00:40:00.880 --> 00:40:02.480
Good for you to get out there.
00:40:02.880 --> 00:40:03.440
I liked it.
00:40:03.599 --> 00:40:05.840
Have you been a lot to like Europe before?
00:40:06.000 --> 00:40:07.679
Have you been to Berlin a bunch?
00:40:08.000 --> 00:40:08.480
Yeah.
00:40:08.960 --> 00:40:12.559
Before the before the darkness, the terrible nothing hit the city.
00:40:12.639 --> 00:40:18.000
I would go there like randomly every summer for like by coincidence for a few years in a row.
00:40:19.679 --> 00:40:20.880
That's something else though.
00:40:21.119 --> 00:40:21.599
Yeah.
00:40:21.920 --> 00:40:25.199
It was already pretty rough when I went, but that was like the fun part.
00:40:25.360 --> 00:40:27.840
But I think now it's like getting pretty third world.
00:40:27.920 --> 00:40:29.280
They're just like not picking up track.
00:40:29.360 --> 00:40:32.800
Like the the cities aren't that this general infrastructure is like crumbling.
00:40:33.039 --> 00:40:34.559
The city workers are high.
00:40:34.800 --> 00:40:45.280
Yeah, no, they told me that now they're just using they have a set budget for garbage pickup, and now they're just it's so small, or they're like siphoning so much because they're privatizing it all.
00:40:45.360 --> 00:40:45.440
Yeah.
00:40:45.679 --> 00:40:53.519
That now there's like enough trucks to pick up a third of the trash, so they're just focusing on certain neighborhoods, and certain neighborhoods are just like junkyards.
00:40:53.679 --> 00:40:54.159
Yeah.
00:40:54.400 --> 00:40:57.039
Um but I I liked Berlin.
00:40:58.000 --> 00:40:59.440
I thought the people were cool.
00:41:00.400 --> 00:41:11.840
I didn't survive like I didn't go there during like extreme woke waves, and I'm sure they they take that pretty seriously, which I would have been kind of exhausted with.
00:41:12.719 --> 00:41:16.400
Um but I think for like music and arts it's a great city.
00:41:16.480 --> 00:41:20.159
They got the fucking Ramones museum in Munich.
00:41:20.480 --> 00:41:20.880
In Berlin.
00:41:21.119 --> 00:41:21.760
No, in Berlin.
00:41:21.920 --> 00:41:22.400
Berlin.
00:41:23.360 --> 00:41:28.960
Um, which I loved that like the Germans were just it was like so diehard that they had a Ramones museum.
00:41:29.119 --> 00:41:29.360
Yeah.
00:41:29.679 --> 00:41:30.960
Lifetime member now.
00:41:31.199 --> 00:41:33.679
I got a pin that gets me in for free forever.
00:41:33.920 --> 00:41:34.159
Yeah, yeah.
00:41:34.480 --> 00:41:39.119
Well, how you just buy the ticket and they're like, here's your pin, you can always come back for free.
00:41:39.199 --> 00:41:41.119
It's like, yes, it's like a Ramones museum.
00:41:41.199 --> 00:41:42.880
Yeah, you just can't lose it.
00:41:42.960 --> 00:41:45.519
I'm not sure where it is, but I'll find it next time I go.
00:41:45.840 --> 00:41:47.039
It's a fan club.
00:41:47.280 --> 00:41:48.400
It's just a museum.
00:41:48.480 --> 00:41:49.440
It's so sick.
00:41:49.519 --> 00:41:54.800
It's got like their socks, they're like random shit, like newspaper clippings, like why is this?
00:41:54.960 --> 00:41:56.159
I don't know much about Vermont's.
00:41:56.239 --> 00:42:00.639
It's just like uh they're from uh Forest Hills, Queens, or something.
00:42:00.800 --> 00:42:03.119
Some Queens little tent neighboring Queens.
00:42:03.360 --> 00:42:05.679
Yeah, but what's what's the Berlin thing?
00:42:06.079 --> 00:42:11.360
I think Berlin is so much punk during that time.
00:42:12.159 --> 00:42:12.880
Did they hang out there?
00:42:12.960 --> 00:42:16.320
Did they probably border like I mean like Iggy Pop was living there?
00:42:16.480 --> 00:42:18.159
Why can they claim uh Ramones?
00:42:18.320 --> 00:42:18.800
That's what I mean.
00:42:18.960 --> 00:42:19.840
Because they're fans.
00:42:20.079 --> 00:42:20.480
Ah, okay.
00:42:20.639 --> 00:42:26.239
So it's not like uh No, the Ramones weren't like we're German, they were just like some fucking weird-looking dudes from Queens.
00:42:26.480 --> 00:42:27.119
I know, I know how.
00:42:27.519 --> 00:42:29.840
Um no, no, it's just fan like fan made.
00:42:29.920 --> 00:42:32.159
It's just like some collector put I don't know the.
00:42:32.559 --> 00:42:37.280
Sometimes it's like uh it's a weird Picasso Museum in like uh Spanish town.
00:42:37.440 --> 00:42:46.000
Is it because he resided there for a year when he did a painting and then they kind of claim the you know the right to have a Picasso Museum?
00:42:46.159 --> 00:42:52.639
Yeah, I think Berlin was just such a punk scene punk punk scene that they were probably like every time they played, it was like Elvis coming.
00:42:52.719 --> 00:42:54.960
I mean, they had like Iggy was living there.
00:42:55.039 --> 00:42:57.519
I'm sure it was like popping for a while.
00:42:58.079 --> 00:42:59.199
Um I bet.
00:43:00.320 --> 00:43:02.880
But uh yeah, that was my trip.
00:43:05.679 --> 00:43:06.480
That's nice.
00:43:06.639 --> 00:43:07.679
Yeah, it was cool.
00:43:07.840 --> 00:43:14.239
It was cool to get out and not carry camera bags or like clothes for a family and just be sweating in the airport.
00:43:14.559 --> 00:43:18.079
I don't think I've gone on a fun trip, like just a trip in a long time.
00:43:18.559 --> 00:43:20.239
Did you get inspired?
00:43:20.559 --> 00:43:21.920
I did here and there.
00:43:22.000 --> 00:43:25.840
I liked seeing what some of the uh actual photographers are doing.
00:43:25.920 --> 00:43:30.480
I liked seeing some of the stuff in Gore-Tex and I got psyched on the architecture, like blown away.
00:43:30.559 --> 00:43:32.639
I like now I want to go like study this shit.
00:43:32.880 --> 00:43:33.519
Yeah.
00:43:34.079 --> 00:43:40.480
Um just all the stuff when you see a building, it's got like a million details and they're all there for a reason.
00:43:40.960 --> 00:43:41.519
That's pretty cool.
00:43:41.679 --> 00:43:43.199
And there was no power tools.
00:43:44.480 --> 00:43:44.880
You know?
00:43:45.119 --> 00:43:45.440
Yeah.
00:43:45.760 --> 00:43:48.400
There's like we got a hundred years to get her done.
00:43:49.199 --> 00:43:50.400
Whatever it is, you know.
00:43:51.119 --> 00:43:56.320
Like my son will take my place on the spire and like building it, you know.
00:43:56.960 --> 00:43:58.079
Yeah, that's dedication.
00:43:58.400 --> 00:43:59.360
Yeah, it's pretty cool.
00:44:02.000 --> 00:44:03.119
What about me then?
00:44:03.440 --> 00:44:04.159
What about you, Ben?
00:44:04.400 --> 00:44:04.719
What about me?
00:44:05.039 --> 00:44:05.840
What have you been up to?
00:44:06.079 --> 00:44:09.599
It's been a like oh actually extended time since episode nine.
00:44:10.000 --> 00:44:10.559
Two weeks.
00:44:10.800 --> 00:44:11.039
Yeah.
00:44:11.760 --> 00:44:12.639
Long two weeks.
00:44:13.039 --> 00:44:13.280
Yeah.
00:44:13.920 --> 00:44:16.000
What has been going down?
00:44:16.400 --> 00:44:20.719
Um Well, I had surgery yesterday.
00:44:21.039 --> 00:44:21.360
Yes.
00:44:23.519 --> 00:44:26.000
Um We're all pulling for your buddy.
00:44:26.400 --> 00:44:26.880
Yeah.
00:44:28.480 --> 00:44:35.920
And it feels it's a bit uh it's so silly because I went to the doctor to look at my foot.
00:44:36.800 --> 00:44:42.079
And um she looked at my foot and then she was like, Yeah, let's take a look at your back as well.
00:44:42.480 --> 00:44:43.679
She's a skin doctor.
00:44:44.960 --> 00:44:50.400
And um she's like there some kind of dermatology.
00:44:50.639 --> 00:44:52.880
Dermatology, yeah, that's the correct word.
00:44:54.000 --> 00:44:58.719
And she's like, um yeah, we need to have surgery.
00:44:58.800 --> 00:45:00.000
We need to do surgery for you.
00:45:00.159 --> 00:45:02.000
I was like, Well, surgery, what do you mean?
00:45:02.159 --> 00:45:05.679
Like that's nothing you you can do, right?
00:45:06.079 --> 00:45:21.360
You know it's so funny because I think when you become like a specialist within medicine, yeah, you know, it felt like she really needed to say surgery a lot.
00:45:21.840 --> 00:45:25.599
Oh, because she she felt like you were just assuming she was like nothing.
00:45:25.840 --> 00:45:30.400
Oh no, she's just like a girl with the you know, did you ask to speak to the man in charge?
00:45:31.119 --> 00:45:37.440
No, but it felt like she wanted to make a point of she was gonna make she we're gonna need to have to do surgery on it.
00:45:37.679 --> 00:45:40.480
Was this like an over she was overcompensating and like opened your back?
00:45:40.960 --> 00:45:49.119
No, I don't know, like, but it I never thought about like removing you know birthmarks as uh surgery.
00:45:49.679 --> 00:45:50.480
Oh, okay.
00:45:50.559 --> 00:45:51.360
I see where you're gonna be.
00:45:51.440 --> 00:45:57.760
I thought it was just like a little cigar clipper, she freezes it off or whatever, but she's like, Yeah, we're gonna schedule surgery for you.
00:45:58.159 --> 00:46:00.559
And I was like, Okay, sure.
00:46:00.800 --> 00:46:01.519
You do that.
00:46:02.480 --> 00:46:03.360
I come back.
00:46:03.440 --> 00:46:05.440
This is a week before, uh like a week ago.
00:46:05.599 --> 00:46:09.280
I came back yesterday and she's like, Yeah, go ahead, go away, let's let's have surgery.
00:46:09.360 --> 00:46:10.960
And I was like, sure, whatever surgery.
00:46:11.039 --> 00:46:18.159
Yeah, and and um I guess she actually did surgery on me.
00:46:18.400 --> 00:46:27.679
I guess if they open your body, it's I mean, yeah, I I did not expect this procedure for like birthmarks, but yeah, she opened me up basically.
00:46:28.559 --> 00:46:31.280
Um you think it was needed?
00:46:31.599 --> 00:46:32.480
I'm not sure.
00:46:32.880 --> 00:46:38.559
One of those situations where you're like, I don't know if I need just because it's all free doesn't mean I need it.
00:46:38.719 --> 00:46:43.440
Yeah, but it's just like she was trying to make a point of it.
00:46:43.519 --> 00:46:46.400
Because a birthmark like her having the skill to do something.
00:46:46.639 --> 00:46:51.199
How many birthmarks have become like do they grow and take your entire body over?
00:46:51.360 --> 00:46:55.920
Yeah, it's uh or was it one of those things where like we need to watch it because it might be cancers in the future?
00:46:56.320 --> 00:46:56.880
Yeah, for sure.
00:46:57.280 --> 00:47:00.559
I mean, she froze my face, that's why I'm a little bit fucked up here.
00:47:00.800 --> 00:47:02.960
Oh she she had cell changes.
00:47:03.360 --> 00:47:05.199
She went to a fucking witch doctor.
00:47:05.360 --> 00:47:15.039
Yeah, she froze my face with uh like some kind of big freezing machine, and then yeah, she opened my back in two places.
00:47:15.760 --> 00:47:25.199
Because when I came over here, Pear, it was sounded like he was just like getting, it was like a haunted house tape.
00:47:25.440 --> 00:47:27.519
So he was like getting, you know, picking things up.
00:47:27.599 --> 00:47:31.119
He's like, I can't really do anything, and then I just look over, he's like bending.
00:47:33.039 --> 00:47:36.559
Yeah, I'm I'm not allowed to work out.
00:47:37.119 --> 00:47:38.480
I'm not allowed to sweat.
00:47:38.719 --> 00:47:39.679
This bitch sucks.
00:47:39.840 --> 00:47:41.280
I'm not allowed to shower.
00:47:41.760 --> 00:47:45.280
Um, I'm not allowed to have a sauna, take a bath, nothing like that.
00:47:45.519 --> 00:47:47.440
Just so she could get her little surgery.
00:47:47.679 --> 00:47:48.559
Two two weeks.
00:47:48.639 --> 00:47:49.920
She gave me fuck that dude.
00:47:50.400 --> 00:47:52.000
In two weeks, we're taking the stitches out.
00:47:52.159 --> 00:47:54.079
We'll take them out on the next episode.
00:47:54.400 --> 00:47:55.039
Seven days.
00:47:55.280 --> 00:47:55.760
Seven days.
00:47:55.920 --> 00:47:56.719
We'll get them out fast.
00:47:56.800 --> 00:47:57.519
I'll take it.
00:47:57.599 --> 00:47:58.719
But what happened to your stitches?
00:47:58.800 --> 00:48:01.280
No, Chris, he we needed something to talk about.
00:48:01.440 --> 00:48:01.760
Yeah.
00:48:01.920 --> 00:48:03.440
We needed like we got a camera.
00:48:03.599 --> 00:48:04.559
Chris fixed me.
00:48:04.639 --> 00:48:05.679
He's also a doctor.
00:48:05.920 --> 00:48:06.559
Yep.
00:48:07.199 --> 00:48:18.719
So I had that, and I've been kind of romanticizing being having scars and like open wounds on my body because I've been watching Spartacus.
00:48:19.360 --> 00:48:19.840
The series.
00:48:20.480 --> 00:48:21.280
Oh, the series.
00:48:21.440 --> 00:48:23.280
I mean, it's just it's terrible.
00:48:23.519 --> 00:48:26.559
But it's like it's giving me something at the moment.
00:48:27.199 --> 00:48:31.840
You know, like I never have I haven't been into the Romans really.
00:48:32.159 --> 00:48:33.039
Romans are great.
00:48:33.280 --> 00:48:40.719
Yeah, but it's just I uh I never cared for Romans because I was so into Greek thingies when I was a kid.
00:48:40.880 --> 00:48:44.079
Uh I was more like, uh, I'll I'll that's that's enough for me.
00:48:44.159 --> 00:48:47.039
But now I'm like, okay, Roman Empire are pretty interesting.
00:48:47.280 --> 00:48:48.239
Very interesting.
00:48:48.480 --> 00:48:58.400
But uh so I've been watching that show, and when I went to bed last night with my open wounds and my stitches and my bandages, I was like, I'm a fucking gladiator, you know?
00:48:58.639 --> 00:48:58.880
That's great.
00:48:59.199 --> 00:49:01.519
I'm hurt feeling, yeah, and it hurts to lay down.
00:49:01.679 --> 00:49:02.880
Yeah, from your battles.
00:49:03.119 --> 00:49:05.840
Yeah, I'm such a man now because I've been to battle kind of.
00:49:06.000 --> 00:49:08.000
Yeah, this chick convinced you to do surgery.
00:49:08.159 --> 00:49:08.800
Yeah.
00:49:09.199 --> 00:49:11.679
And uh, you know, it felt good.
00:49:11.920 --> 00:49:12.559
That's good.
00:49:12.719 --> 00:49:16.400
I almost wanted like the wounds to open up a little bit, just jiggle.
00:49:17.920 --> 00:49:18.639
I don't care.
00:49:18.800 --> 00:49:21.199
Yeah, I'm a I'ma go out to the arena.
00:49:21.679 --> 00:49:23.360
We'll take them out, rub a little dirt in those things.
00:49:23.440 --> 00:49:29.519
Yeah, but um, so that's kind of you know, it felt like a theme.
00:49:29.760 --> 00:49:32.400
Yeah, so you can't really wounds, and then yeah.
00:49:32.719 --> 00:49:35.039
You can like go places and do stuff.
00:49:35.280 --> 00:49:42.000
I'm allowed to walk, and uh I went grocery shopping after my surgery yesterday, and I was like, fuck that doctor.
00:49:42.079 --> 00:49:44.960
I'm gonna carry these bags all the way home.
00:49:45.119 --> 00:49:47.920
I was uh like around your Did you start bleeding?
00:49:48.159 --> 00:49:48.559
Maybe.
00:49:48.639 --> 00:49:51.599
I mean I did something to the banges because I know they're a bit loose.
00:49:52.079 --> 00:49:54.159
The back's tough because everything's attached to it.
00:49:54.320 --> 00:49:58.159
I I can't, you know, I can't reach them at all.
00:49:58.239 --> 00:50:02.880
So um but I pushed it a little bit too far and then halfway I was just like, I can't do this.
00:50:02.960 --> 00:50:06.719
Like, um Did you just throw your groceries in the ocean and keep walking?
00:50:07.039 --> 00:50:10.480
I took one of these electric scooters in my listed.
00:50:11.440 --> 00:50:11.599
Yeah.
00:50:11.920 --> 00:50:12.480
Yeah, that was right.
00:50:12.719 --> 00:50:15.280
Yeah, that's a declaration right there.
00:50:16.000 --> 00:50:17.039
So that happened.
00:50:18.639 --> 00:50:21.199
Um and no painkillers.
00:50:21.599 --> 00:50:22.320
No, no.
00:50:24.320 --> 00:50:25.920
Is this lady licensed?
00:50:26.320 --> 00:50:27.039
I'm not sure.
00:50:27.199 --> 00:50:30.079
They were playing like Craig David in the surgery room.
00:50:30.559 --> 00:50:31.440
I don't know who that is.
00:50:32.320 --> 00:50:35.760
Um RB singer from England.
00:50:36.159 --> 00:50:36.480
Okay.
00:50:37.599 --> 00:50:40.079
And I was just like, what's going on?
00:50:40.320 --> 00:50:40.400
Yeah.
00:50:40.639 --> 00:50:43.360
Are we having surgery or is this like uh sexy?
00:50:43.599 --> 00:50:45.760
Is this like Love is Blind?
00:50:46.079 --> 00:50:47.199
Did they put you under?
00:50:47.679 --> 00:50:49.519
No, no, I mean she did something.
00:50:49.840 --> 00:50:50.639
Like numbed you.
00:50:50.960 --> 00:50:51.440
Yeah.
00:50:52.559 --> 00:50:56.880
But um weird, weird vibes.
00:50:57.519 --> 00:51:00.800
I'm going uh back in two weeks for another surgery.
00:51:01.360 --> 00:51:02.559
Stitching removing.
00:51:03.199 --> 00:51:05.760
I mean, I'm just like a walking corpse this month.
00:51:06.000 --> 00:51:06.800
Dude, fuck.
00:51:06.880 --> 00:51:09.280
I guess get it out of the way before summer starts.
00:51:10.159 --> 00:51:10.639
Yeah.
00:51:10.880 --> 00:51:18.719
So I can bathe and swim and and tan tan all summer.
00:51:18.800 --> 00:51:22.400
I'm gonna be like that.
00:51:23.920 --> 00:51:25.039
Yeah, that happened.
00:51:25.199 --> 00:51:25.599
Pretty cool.
00:51:25.679 --> 00:51:26.239
Oh man.
00:51:26.480 --> 00:51:28.320
But I like I like stuff like that.
00:51:28.480 --> 00:51:33.119
I'm I'm into um changing my body, modification.
00:51:33.280 --> 00:51:34.800
And I'm also into needles and stuff.
00:51:34.880 --> 00:51:36.400
I I guess this is a bit weird.
00:51:36.480 --> 00:51:41.840
It's not a kink, but it's like I um I really like to see needles going into my veins and stuff.
00:51:42.079 --> 00:51:43.280
That would be a kink.
00:51:43.599 --> 00:51:44.239
You think so?
00:51:44.400 --> 00:51:45.760
It's not the average person does it.
00:51:46.079 --> 00:51:47.920
It's not arousing, it's not mainstream.
00:51:48.159 --> 00:51:51.679
I'm just interested in seeing like the physics, like the engineering.
00:51:52.000 --> 00:51:54.079
Like, oh, it's actually going into me now.
00:51:54.159 --> 00:51:54.239
Yeah.
00:51:54.400 --> 00:51:56.480
Oh, and there comes the blood, you know?
00:51:56.559 --> 00:51:59.920
Yeah, like it's so you're kind of psyched on this needless surgery.
00:52:00.079 --> 00:52:00.400
Yeah.
00:52:00.639 --> 00:52:01.039
Nice.
00:52:01.360 --> 00:52:02.079
I'm stoked.
00:52:02.320 --> 00:52:03.920
You should do your own surgery then.
00:52:04.159 --> 00:52:04.719
I did.
00:52:04.960 --> 00:52:05.360
Nice.
00:52:05.519 --> 00:52:05.760
Yeah.
00:52:06.000 --> 00:52:06.639
A couple of times.
00:52:06.800 --> 00:52:07.119
Yeah?
00:52:07.199 --> 00:52:07.360
Yeah.
00:52:07.760 --> 00:52:09.199
Go poking around in there.
00:52:09.679 --> 00:52:10.800
Where in where?
00:52:11.039 --> 00:52:12.079
Inside your body.
00:52:12.480 --> 00:52:13.280
Okay, in there.
00:52:13.440 --> 00:52:13.599
Yeah.
00:52:13.840 --> 00:52:14.880
Inside of it.
00:52:15.440 --> 00:52:17.119
Uh yeah, sure.
00:52:17.519 --> 00:52:18.559
What did you do?
00:52:19.360 --> 00:52:20.719
I mean, this is gross.
00:52:21.119 --> 00:52:23.519
You go stuff in your butthole?
00:52:23.679 --> 00:52:26.400
No, no, I did not have two surgery in my ass.
00:52:26.559 --> 00:52:26.880
Okay.
00:52:27.119 --> 00:52:27.440
No.
00:52:28.000 --> 00:52:32.400
No, but I removed some birthmarks and stuff with like knee, like uh Really?
00:52:32.639 --> 00:52:37.360
Uh I one thing I I do is I cut on my eyelids with a scissor.
00:52:39.599 --> 00:52:42.079
Sometimes you grow extra skin there on the eyelids.
00:52:42.960 --> 00:52:44.239
Oh, I've seen that, I think.
00:52:44.320 --> 00:52:44.480
Yeah.
00:52:44.719 --> 00:52:45.119
Yeah.
00:52:45.360 --> 00:52:48.320
And my friend's dad, he is a doctor.
00:52:48.480 --> 00:52:53.599
And we were when we were kids, he's just like, My friend is like, yeah, I got extra skin on my eyelids now, dad.
00:52:53.679 --> 00:52:56.719
And he's like, Okay, I'll grab the scissors.
00:52:56.960 --> 00:52:57.519
Nice.
00:52:57.760 --> 00:53:00.159
And they just did it, and I was just like, oh, you can do that.
00:53:00.400 --> 00:53:02.000
I mean, I you could do a lot of things.
00:53:02.239 --> 00:53:04.800
Yeah, but I mean it's pretty, it is intense.
00:53:05.039 --> 00:53:08.639
I would just use a scissor in your eyes, kind of, but I'm into it.
00:53:08.719 --> 00:53:09.280
I do that.
00:53:09.599 --> 00:53:18.800
I would be more of like uh like if it was like on a big body of skin, like not the eye seems a little like you get infected, you kind of yeah, but it's it's just it's nothing.
00:53:18.960 --> 00:53:20.079
It's it's just skin.
00:53:20.320 --> 00:53:21.760
It's like it's a skin tag.
00:53:21.920 --> 00:53:22.480
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:53:22.960 --> 00:53:24.320
Uh what else did I do?
00:53:24.480 --> 00:53:28.480
I did like dental floss uh thread on uh birthmarks and stuff like that.
00:53:28.639 --> 00:53:29.199
Like choke it out?
00:53:29.280 --> 00:53:30.320
Yeah, yeah, I've seen that happen.
00:53:30.480 --> 00:53:30.960
That's modern now.
00:53:31.840 --> 00:53:33.199
Yeah, yeah, it's more mainstream.
00:53:33.519 --> 00:53:35.599
That's not like fringe medicine.
00:53:35.920 --> 00:53:41.920
No, it's not like you know, I'm cleaning with alcohol and like open myself up and stuff.
00:53:42.559 --> 00:53:43.840
I mean, that's about it.
00:53:44.480 --> 00:53:52.719
But I mean I guess it is surgery because if this I think if they open your body if this doctor is doing surgery on me now, I also did surgery on myself.
00:53:52.880 --> 00:53:53.519
Yeah.
00:53:55.119 --> 00:53:56.239
Self-surgeon.
00:53:56.400 --> 00:53:57.360
Yeah, field medic.
00:53:57.599 --> 00:53:57.920
Yeah.
00:53:58.079 --> 00:54:00.239
It's like very like a Jason Bourne kind of thing.
00:54:00.480 --> 00:54:00.719
Yeah.
00:54:01.199 --> 00:54:02.079
And it feels good.
00:54:02.159 --> 00:54:02.800
Yeah.
00:54:03.440 --> 00:54:05.199
Speaking of Jason Bourne.
00:54:05.519 --> 00:54:05.840
Oh.
00:54:06.559 --> 00:54:07.840
There is a place.
00:54:08.079 --> 00:54:08.719
Oh yeah.
00:54:09.039 --> 00:54:10.559
On Bondagaton.
00:54:10.800 --> 00:54:11.519
What number?
00:54:11.920 --> 00:54:12.400
58.
00:54:12.559 --> 00:54:13.119
And you know what?
00:54:13.199 --> 00:54:15.360
We don't have to actually have to tell anything.
00:54:15.440 --> 00:54:17.679
We're just gonna like play a field report.
00:54:18.079 --> 00:54:18.800
Oh yeah.
00:54:19.039 --> 00:54:20.880
Okay, oh, because we did we were there.
00:54:21.119 --> 00:54:21.679
Yeah.
00:54:22.000 --> 00:54:22.639
Nice.
00:54:23.679 --> 00:54:26.960
So maybe I'll just do a little uh recording.
00:54:27.280 --> 00:54:27.519
Good.
00:54:27.679 --> 00:54:31.119
And I'll mute us, and we can just do a little.
00:54:31.840 --> 00:54:32.400
That's great.
00:54:32.480 --> 00:54:32.880
Okay, good.
00:54:33.119 --> 00:54:35.679
I didn't want to get too far and then like we didn't do it.
00:54:36.079 --> 00:54:36.400
No.
00:54:37.199 --> 00:54:40.880
Um We're chowing our restaurant.
00:54:41.119 --> 00:54:42.719
Right to restaurant.
00:54:43.920 --> 00:54:45.760
You want to describe the sensations?
00:54:46.000 --> 00:54:49.920
I'm having some sort of beef uh soup, beef bra.
00:54:51.039 --> 00:54:52.480
Piping hot and good.
00:54:55.679 --> 00:54:59.679
Me, I'm having a classic cowboy.
00:55:01.760 --> 00:55:04.159
And one of these uh chrysanthemum teeth.
00:55:04.480 --> 00:55:04.880
Yeah.
00:55:08.079 --> 00:55:09.280
It's lovely.
00:55:10.800 --> 00:55:15.360
It is lovely, and uh such a good time we're sitting here outside as well.
00:55:20.400 --> 00:55:23.920
And uh let's come on down this place.
00:55:24.159 --> 00:55:25.199
Come on down here.
00:55:27.840 --> 00:55:28.800
Okay, thank you.
00:55:29.039 --> 00:55:29.840
Ciao nah.
00:55:30.559 --> 00:55:31.119
Restaurant.
00:55:31.280 --> 00:55:32.960
Chow na restaurant.
00:55:34.480 --> 00:55:38.400
Um, I did see something that was kind of freaked me out two days ago.
00:55:39.760 --> 00:55:49.519
And I don't know what exactly I saw, but I was at this playground uh with my son, and I saw, and it's like a playground for six-year-olds or whatever, and younger.
00:55:49.599 --> 00:55:52.159
It's like for little kids, it's not like a jungle gym.
00:55:52.480 --> 00:56:00.480
And these two kind of like 11, 12-year-old-looking kids come cruising through pretty high speed, and they just got that look like they're up to something.
00:56:01.280 --> 00:56:11.519
Um, and they walk past this lady who's with her child, and she's you know, focused on the kid, and they wave their phone past her waistline.
00:56:11.760 --> 00:56:15.920
And it's it wasn't in a way like they were trying to take like a butt shot or something.
00:56:16.239 --> 00:56:24.320
As soon as they waved it past her waistline, I heard their phone go like or something, you know, like some noise digital confirmation.
00:56:24.719 --> 00:56:27.679
And uh, and I kind of was like, What the fuck was that?
00:56:27.840 --> 00:56:29.760
Like I'm staring at it, trying to piece it together.
00:56:29.840 --> 00:56:52.480
And then as soon as that noise happened, the the looks on their faces were like, Oh my god, we did it! Like, and they giggled and they started like hot stepping fast to the fence, and then I'm just like, Oh my god, what and I start staring because they look at me and I start staring at them like like giving them a look, like as I'm processing what what might have just happened, and then they hop the fence and they just run down the street.
00:56:52.800 --> 00:56:53.679
You know what it is?
00:56:53.840 --> 00:56:57.280
I went over to the lady and was like, Hey, did you see those kids?
00:56:57.519 --> 00:57:08.559
I don't know what that was, but they did something, and you need to check your bank accounts and keep an eye on whatever, like be get ready because this something happened, and they were very like something weird happened.
00:57:08.639 --> 00:57:10.800
I don't know what it was, and she was like on the phone with her bank.
00:57:10.880 --> 00:57:12.480
And you know what it is though?
00:57:12.719 --> 00:57:13.760
Ghost tapping?
00:57:14.079 --> 00:57:15.920
It's it's Apple Pay prank.
00:57:16.559 --> 00:57:18.480
Okay, it's a TikTok thing.
00:57:18.639 --> 00:57:26.159
Okay, I figured it, but I was just like, I've seen people also use credit card scanners on wallets, yeah, and just like swipe.
00:57:26.400 --> 00:57:29.679
No, I mean it is um they have the sound, okay.
00:57:29.760 --> 00:57:31.119
So it plays the pling.
00:57:31.440 --> 00:57:32.480
That's what it was, yeah.
00:57:32.559 --> 00:57:32.880
Yeah, yeah.
00:57:33.039 --> 00:57:36.159
And then someone else is filming it, and they can't, it's like a reaction.
00:57:36.320 --> 00:57:37.840
But you get can they get money?
00:57:38.079 --> 00:57:39.519
No, no, it's just a sound.
00:57:39.840 --> 00:57:40.800
Oh, okay.
00:57:41.039 --> 00:57:42.320
And they I thousand dollars.
00:57:43.360 --> 00:57:53.199
I mean, on the internet people have these like um meta glasses on and they film it with their face kind of these guys didn't have glasses, but they were definitely like thrilled that they had just done something.
00:57:53.360 --> 00:57:57.119
Yeah, but like uh that's kind of part of the act, these little shits.
00:57:58.000 --> 00:58:04.480
Um and it's a play on people thinking that you can actually steal money from them with another phone.
00:58:04.719 --> 00:58:05.440
Oh, okay.
00:58:05.599 --> 00:58:15.360
Because I've seen the the card machines get used like on tourist traps where they just walk up to someone's wallet and just like hold it right there and charge them 90 bucks or whatever.
00:58:15.519 --> 00:58:16.159
Yeah.
00:58:16.400 --> 00:58:22.400
Um, but I thought I was like, I don't know, I was just like, fuck, now we gotta deal with this shit.
00:58:22.480 --> 00:58:23.840
Like now this can happen.
00:58:23.920 --> 00:58:24.159
Yeah.
00:58:24.320 --> 00:58:27.760
Um, but she didn't, she called her bank and then kind of wandered away.
00:58:27.840 --> 00:58:34.719
She didn't say like anything happened, but I was just like, Yeah, oh progress, uh yay.
00:58:35.840 --> 00:58:37.599
So that's a TikTok thing.
00:58:37.840 --> 00:58:39.440
It's uh it's comedy.
00:58:39.679 --> 00:58:41.760
Wouldn't that get your ass kicked?
00:58:42.000 --> 00:58:43.119
Yeah, it happens all the time.
00:58:43.280 --> 00:58:49.119
Like if someone did that to me, I would like because it took me a second, they were 30 feet away, but I could still hear the fucking phone.
00:58:49.360 --> 00:58:52.079
And by the time I figured out what it was, they were running.
00:58:52.239 --> 00:58:56.000
Yeah, but like that would get your ass kicked.
00:58:56.079 --> 00:58:57.519
It's like a modern prank haul.
00:58:57.840 --> 00:59:03.440
But that's something that would result in something not very fun half the time or more.
00:59:03.679 --> 00:59:10.159
Yeah, but for them, it's like they're beyond um the understanding of elderly.
00:59:10.719 --> 00:59:11.440
You know what I mean?
00:59:11.760 --> 00:59:18.079
Elderly in terms of just anybody older than them, or just anybody who is old enough not to understand what they're doing.
00:59:18.320 --> 00:59:20.239
It's like it's the same thing when I was a kid.
00:59:20.320 --> 00:59:23.519
We just prank called like olders, older people.
00:59:23.840 --> 00:59:28.639
Yeah, but would you but you wouldn't make them think you've just stolen their money or identity.
00:59:28.880 --> 00:59:30.639
No, I guess, but it's still provoking.
00:59:30.960 --> 00:59:33.599
Well, we I mean, I used to do soundboard.
00:59:33.920 --> 00:59:35.679
Everyone used to do the prank quartz negative.
00:59:36.000 --> 00:59:36.400
For sure.
00:59:36.559 --> 00:59:38.800
But I don't think it's just it's a serious thing.
00:59:38.960 --> 00:59:41.840
You're not like, oh, this this dude stole from me right now.
00:59:42.000 --> 00:59:47.039
Because then it's like, you know, you go somewhere else besides, oh, hang the phone up, who cares?
00:59:47.199 --> 00:59:47.360
Yeah.
00:59:47.679 --> 00:59:54.079
I feel like that would be a bit of a problem where you do it to the wrong person, they just lose their mind and like start beating you.
00:59:54.239 --> 00:59:54.559
Yeah.
00:59:54.800 --> 00:59:56.880
Which I think would teach less, it would be educational.
00:59:57.199 --> 00:59:58.800
But it's still gonna make you viral.
00:59:59.280 --> 01:00:03.039
Um, I think I would that's a risk that kids take these days.
01:00:03.199 --> 01:00:03.440
Yeah.
01:00:03.679 --> 01:00:09.119
Because they know that oh, well, if I if he hits me, the high the whole high school is still gonna see it.
01:00:09.199 --> 01:00:11.199
Yeah, and I'm gonna be like the cool guy.
01:00:11.360 --> 01:00:13.119
It's like jackass, I guess, in a way.
01:00:13.440 --> 01:00:16.960
Yeah, you kind of put yourself out there in a dangerous situation.
01:00:17.360 --> 01:00:19.920
Potatoes are just a joke, and you're getting like you smacked.
01:00:20.079 --> 01:00:20.559
Yeah.
01:00:20.800 --> 01:00:26.079
Um, but that's that's like common pranks these days.
01:00:26.239 --> 01:00:27.760
I felt like it's pretty pathetic.
01:00:28.000 --> 01:00:29.840
Have you seen these AI pranks they do?
01:00:30.000 --> 01:00:30.639
I sent you one.
01:00:30.800 --> 01:00:31.360
I don't know.
01:00:31.599 --> 01:00:39.280
Yeah, film like a guy talking to a guy in uh store, and then it's like AI can make them kiss.
01:00:39.519 --> 01:00:43.519
Yeah, that one was like, I'm just like, dude, oh fuck.
01:00:43.760 --> 01:00:45.519
This is like it's this is pathetic.
01:00:45.760 --> 01:00:46.000
Comedy.
01:00:46.480 --> 01:00:56.960
Yeah, but it was like I get it, but you're like praying, it's sort of like the guy was in over his head and trying to figure out what was happening, and you're just like no clue, he's like 80 years old.
01:00:57.199 --> 01:01:01.280
Um that's when I feel like that dude should get smacked too.
01:01:01.599 --> 01:01:04.800
Uh, because you're like you're praying for your own.
01:01:04.880 --> 01:01:05.599
It's I don't know.
01:01:05.679 --> 01:01:07.599
I feel like it's like a fair fight thing.
01:01:08.159 --> 01:01:14.400
You know, like, oh, you you tricked an elderly guy with AI, like what a fucking wizard you are.
01:01:14.480 --> 01:01:20.639
Yeah, you know, like it's it's like pick on someone who can like like intellectually compete with yeah, but there's no rules anymore.
01:01:20.719 --> 01:01:29.440
It's not like they don't care, it's still funny for to them, and it's like it's like kicking a homeless person and feeling like wow, that was it's like bum fights, yeah.
01:01:29.599 --> 01:01:37.199
And I think uh that type of behavior comes back to haunt you either singularly or as like a generation.
01:01:37.440 --> 01:01:38.079
Definitely.
01:01:38.239 --> 01:01:44.880
Um, because whatever gets whatever you're doing will come back and somebody will do it to you or something, I think, in some form.
01:01:45.119 --> 01:01:48.239
But yeah, there's like viral prank shit.
01:01:49.679 --> 01:01:51.679
Uh maybe we do need World War III.
01:01:51.840 --> 01:01:52.719
We need a fucking draft.
01:01:52.880 --> 01:01:54.800
Because like this shit is so retarded.
01:01:55.039 --> 01:02:02.159
Like, there's like no consequences, everything is just fame-driven, and um it's gonna fade out, I'm pretty sure.
01:02:02.400 --> 01:02:03.039
I hope it does.
01:02:03.599 --> 01:02:06.239
Just like uh it's gonna take some time.
01:02:06.800 --> 01:02:09.920
It's uh I don't know, man.
01:02:10.000 --> 01:02:11.360
Yeah, but we're on the right path.
01:02:11.440 --> 01:02:12.559
We have our own show.
01:02:12.719 --> 01:02:14.800
We're very disciplined and dedicated.
01:02:15.039 --> 01:02:15.360
Yeah.
01:02:15.519 --> 01:02:19.679
And we do stuff almost every week, and that's you know, we're good.
01:02:19.760 --> 01:02:23.360
We're we're maybe we should be vigilantes instead, though.
01:02:23.599 --> 01:02:27.519
Yeah, clean the streets up, fight the pranks.
01:02:27.840 --> 01:02:30.639
What kind of outfit are you wearing?
01:02:30.960 --> 01:02:32.159
Uh shit.
01:02:32.400 --> 01:02:38.559
Some sort of like subtle military, tactical, school shooter, no.
01:02:38.880 --> 01:02:40.639
So I don't want people to be scared.
01:02:40.719 --> 01:02:42.559
I don't want I don't want the wrong people to be scared.
01:02:42.800 --> 01:02:43.679
Subtle military.
01:02:44.000 --> 01:02:48.239
Just like something where it's like this guy kind of dresses very practical.
01:02:48.639 --> 01:02:50.960
Champion hoodie and like the camo face.
01:02:51.599 --> 01:02:59.519
I wouldn't do I wouldn't do camo makeup, but I would just sort of dress in a way that you're like, you know, I'm not gonna be pushed over.
01:03:00.559 --> 01:03:01.519
Like sleeveless?
01:03:01.679 --> 01:03:02.159
Something like that.
01:03:02.239 --> 01:03:03.199
Yeah, a little aggressive.
01:03:03.360 --> 01:03:11.199
Maybe maybe change do something with the facial just a like a green sleeve, like a torn-off t-shirt that says Chris kind of something, yeah.
01:03:11.360 --> 01:03:12.079
Something aggressive.
01:03:12.239 --> 01:03:13.039
Oh, it's Chris.
01:03:13.280 --> 01:03:16.480
No, oh no, it's Cambo Chris.
01:03:16.719 --> 01:03:18.239
I was just doing a prank.
01:03:18.400 --> 01:03:23.440
Oh, you just broke my arm.
01:03:24.719 --> 01:03:25.599
It's a fucking prank.
01:03:25.679 --> 01:03:26.719
How's this prank?
01:03:27.440 --> 01:03:28.960
No, I just don't like that shit.
01:03:29.039 --> 01:03:30.559
It's like bully behavior.
01:03:30.800 --> 01:03:40.079
Because there's like pranking, and then there's like picking on people who are like out of their depths, you know, and then that's when you're just bullying somebody.
01:03:40.320 --> 01:03:42.559
It's not uh it's not a fair fight.
01:03:42.960 --> 01:03:47.760
But isn't this to become older to care?
01:03:48.719 --> 01:03:52.400
Uh because when you were big fat Chris.
01:03:53.920 --> 01:03:55.039
I was like 33.
01:03:55.360 --> 01:03:57.039
Yeah, but you wouldn't react to this.
01:03:57.280 --> 01:03:58.079
Yeah, I would.
01:03:58.400 --> 01:03:59.119
I guarantee you.
01:03:59.360 --> 01:04:01.199
You would not become a vigilante if you saw it.
01:04:01.440 --> 01:04:07.599
I mean, I'm not become a vigilante, but I would like stop something stupid like that, or or like make sure the person knew if I saw it.
01:04:07.679 --> 01:04:07.920
Yeah.
01:04:08.239 --> 01:04:09.760
I think that's always been me.
01:04:10.000 --> 01:04:10.320
Okay.
01:04:10.719 --> 01:04:17.440
Um because I bridge a time when like this wasn't this, none of this existed.
01:04:17.679 --> 01:04:18.880
Yeah, you know what I mean?
01:04:18.960 --> 01:04:20.000
Like this wasn't normal to me.
01:04:20.239 --> 01:04:21.199
Yeah, but they don't know that.
01:04:21.360 --> 01:04:22.000
That's what I mean.
01:04:22.159 --> 01:04:30.320
Like, that's that's not that's why like I would have acted, I would have reacted the same way as you would have you wouldn't you would have need to set like an example.
01:04:30.639 --> 01:04:32.320
You get your ass kicked.
01:04:32.800 --> 01:04:37.920
Let's like circle back here in like two minutes and we do it this way and see what you guys feel.
01:04:38.159 --> 01:04:41.679
I come from a time with less compassion and tolerance, yeah.
01:04:41.920 --> 01:04:45.440
So like shit wouldn't fly, you just get smacked, yeah.
01:04:45.599 --> 01:04:53.920
And now it's like the you know, it's like everybody's having feelings and you can't fucking address any there's no accountability for anything, yeah.
01:04:54.079 --> 01:04:56.800
So this shit wouldn't fly in like the 80s and 90s.
01:04:57.760 --> 01:05:15.039
No, but the interesting thing is that when people actually like act on these kind of pranks, like the the backlash if they like manage to grab one of these kids and like hold their arm like really tight, yeah, they're gonna be like, You're hurting me.
01:05:15.199 --> 01:05:16.639
Oh my god, I can't believe you hurt me.
01:05:16.800 --> 01:05:18.880
Like, and they're gonna press charges almost.
01:05:19.199 --> 01:05:26.960
And the parents are gonna be like I would ride out like oh my god, you're hurting my kid, and it's like, yeah, but he kind of stole from me, at least I thought he did.
01:05:27.039 --> 01:05:28.639
Yeah, so what am I supposed to do?
01:05:28.800 --> 01:05:32.960
Just like assume everything is a joke these days?
01:05:33.360 --> 01:05:36.239
No, it's it's like it's got there's no solution to it.
01:05:36.559 --> 01:05:39.519
There is, and it's for people to stop being pussies about everything.
01:05:39.679 --> 01:05:43.199
Yeah, because you if you if you let this shit go, it's everything unravels.
01:05:43.519 --> 01:05:44.960
Yeah, but would what would happen to you?
01:05:45.039 --> 01:05:49.920
Let's say they did it to you and you like punched a child, you would be in jail now.
01:05:50.239 --> 01:05:50.719
Probably.
01:05:51.039 --> 01:05:51.440
I don't know.
01:05:51.519 --> 01:05:59.679
I mean, I wouldn't like punch a child, but I would like I would probably shake him very hard and like hold him uncomfortably until like I could get up a.
01:06:01.519 --> 01:06:01.679
Yeah.
01:06:02.079 --> 01:06:02.800
I'm sorry, dude.
01:06:02.880 --> 01:06:03.920
You stole from me.
01:06:04.159 --> 01:06:10.559
I don't know what you think is gonna happen when you steal from somebody that they're gonna be like, it's cool, I'm sorry to you.
01:06:10.719 --> 01:06:15.679
Like you would get held down until a cop came.
01:06:15.760 --> 01:06:21.679
And then then we could clean the mess up if it was a prank, but you're still getting a knee on your back or your chest, you know.
01:06:21.920 --> 01:06:22.639
Oh jeez.
01:06:23.039 --> 01:06:23.519
Fuck it.
01:06:23.599 --> 01:06:24.880
Like, no, this pisses me.
01:06:25.119 --> 01:06:35.199
I mean, not to go to Chris, but not to go with the like George Floyd shit, but like still in most places, if you steal something, the shop owner will try and hold you down, you know?
01:06:35.360 --> 01:06:35.679
Yeah.
01:06:35.920 --> 01:06:40.239
And no one, and that's the that's kind of like how society stays.
01:06:40.480 --> 01:06:42.480
My uncle broke someone's arm in a shop.
01:06:42.639 --> 01:06:44.239
He's an eco guy.
01:06:44.480 --> 01:06:46.320
Oh, some thief.
01:06:46.400 --> 01:06:46.800
He broke his arm.
01:06:46.960 --> 01:06:47.280
There you go.
01:06:47.360 --> 01:06:47.760
Just like that.
01:06:47.840 --> 01:06:50.000
And they like nobody nothing happened.
01:06:50.159 --> 01:06:56.239
Well, it was he was like, I mean, the chief the chief, the chief, the thief got uh I mean he got punished.
01:06:56.320 --> 01:06:56.559
Yeah.
01:06:56.639 --> 01:06:57.760
And he's got his arm broke.
01:06:58.000 --> 01:06:59.199
Yeah, okay.
01:06:59.760 --> 01:07:01.039
Um, there you go.
01:07:01.199 --> 01:07:01.599
Yeah.
01:07:01.760 --> 01:07:04.719
But that was 15 years ago.
01:07:05.119 --> 01:07:06.880
Now you think they'd just sue him.
01:07:07.119 --> 01:07:08.960
Your uncle would be like doing time right now.
01:07:09.199 --> 01:07:12.480
I mean, it would definitely be on film and they would like question everything.
01:07:12.719 --> 01:07:15.280
Like, what did he really need to break the arm, you know?
01:07:15.440 --> 01:07:16.079
Yeah.
01:07:16.239 --> 01:07:20.559
Um the meta glasses would have like proved him guilty of assault.
01:07:20.960 --> 01:07:38.559
Yeah, but also like the thing that kills me about that is like if you're in like a high stress like this moment, you can analyze, you can make anyone look like they've planned to, you know, it's like people are thinking on their feet with in like adrenaline, and they're not like trained in combat.
01:07:38.800 --> 01:07:40.880
They're just like, ah, I gotta make it stop.
01:07:40.960 --> 01:07:45.519
Yeah, and then you to get to put people in jail for that shit's garbage.
01:07:45.760 --> 01:07:51.519
Um but uh yeah, I wouldn't like punch a kid, but I would definitely make a fucking problem easily.
01:07:51.679 --> 01:07:55.599
Yeah, I don't want a kid to get hurt, but that behavior is just trash.
01:07:56.320 --> 01:08:00.239
Um, and that I feel like is a good I let some out right there.
01:08:00.400 --> 01:08:01.599
Yeah, I let some out.
01:08:01.679 --> 01:08:02.960
I was a little frustrated.
01:08:03.199 --> 01:08:11.519
You know, the worst is like when you see something and then you start realizing like, yo, I should have got off the chair and like ran across the park, slide tackled.
01:08:12.000 --> 01:08:12.880
I let him go.
01:08:13.119 --> 01:08:15.679
Like this tackle when you kind of broke the legs up.
01:08:16.159 --> 01:08:20.880
It's like but because like I'm so angry about it, but I'm like, why didn't you do anything?
01:08:21.039 --> 01:08:24.239
It's because I was like staring at it like it was a TV show almost.
01:08:24.319 --> 01:08:25.840
Like, is this fucking happening?
01:08:26.000 --> 01:08:26.880
And then they ran.
01:08:27.039 --> 01:08:29.520
So I'm not the hero I want to be.
01:08:29.840 --> 01:08:31.840
No, but uh we need to get you the outfit.
01:08:32.079 --> 01:08:35.359
I also was just catching up to modern society, I guess.
01:08:35.439 --> 01:08:37.920
Like I couldn't figure out what the fuck was going on.
01:08:38.720 --> 01:08:43.359
Um you know I interviewed uh Vigilante once.
01:08:43.520 --> 01:08:44.399
I do know this.
01:08:44.800 --> 01:08:48.079
I would love to hear about this guy, and you photographed him.
01:08:48.239 --> 01:08:54.720
I it was um in my early 20s.
01:08:54.960 --> 01:09:00.720
Yes, the coolest thing in the world was Vise magazine, uh at least here.
01:09:01.119 --> 01:09:02.960
No, they were big everywhere, they were cool everywhere.
01:09:03.199 --> 01:09:10.800
In Stockholm and Copenhagen, they had offices, and it was like if you're there, you can basically do whatever you want.
01:09:11.039 --> 01:09:11.359
Yeah.
01:09:12.000 --> 01:09:17.359
So me and my friend, we um we just pretended like, oh, maybe we're journalists.
01:09:17.600 --> 01:09:19.199
Yeah, you know, we tried everything.
01:09:19.600 --> 01:09:24.000
We were kind of unemployed, we had super cheap brands in Malmo.
01:09:24.560 --> 01:09:30.800
And we were just like, We're we're journalists now this month, and we're gonna do our best to get like a vice article.
01:09:31.439 --> 01:09:36.079
So he started scanning the news for like interesting local things, yeah.
01:09:36.319 --> 01:09:46.640
And it turns out there is like a vigilante roaming the streets of Malmo at night, and somebody some sometimes people see him walking around like in a like full suit.
01:09:46.960 --> 01:09:48.640
That's great, like in the middle of the night.
01:09:48.720 --> 01:09:50.319
That's great, just patrolling.
01:09:51.359 --> 01:09:57.760
And somehow we got a hold of his email, kind of but I'm sure you'll put in pictures, right?
01:09:58.000 --> 01:10:00.960
Yeah, I will definitely put in pictures.
01:10:02.159 --> 01:10:05.039
And we emailed him and was like, hey, we're from Vice magazine.
01:10:05.279 --> 01:10:06.479
Had you confirmed this with Vice?
01:10:06.880 --> 01:10:07.279
No, no, no.
01:10:07.439 --> 01:10:08.399
Oh, you're just fake anything.
01:10:08.880 --> 01:10:10.640
We're just like, it's guerrilla tactics.
01:10:10.800 --> 01:10:11.359
I get it.
01:10:11.600 --> 01:10:12.000
Ambition.
01:10:12.319 --> 01:10:12.960
Yeah.
01:10:13.199 --> 01:10:17.439
Well, hey, we're from Vice, this is our platform, and he's just like, What?
01:10:17.920 --> 01:10:19.760
He answered like a month later.
01:10:19.840 --> 01:10:22.239
He's just like, hello, I'll do the interview with you guys.
01:10:22.399 --> 01:10:23.199
Hell yeah.
01:10:23.520 --> 01:10:24.720
He was out on a mission.
01:10:24.800 --> 01:10:25.680
That's why it took away.
01:10:25.840 --> 01:10:27.600
Yeah, I mean he was fighting crime hard.
01:10:29.359 --> 01:10:37.279
And um we met him in a park, and he's like, Yeah, you can you can meet me when I change, kind of.
01:10:37.600 --> 01:10:39.039
When I put on my outfit.
01:10:39.439 --> 01:10:40.000
Cool.
01:10:40.640 --> 01:10:43.760
And uh as we met him, he's like, Don't look at my face, don't look at my face.
01:10:43.920 --> 01:10:44.880
Like, this is sick.
01:10:45.600 --> 01:10:47.520
I'm gonna put him on, like, I'm gonna stand over there.
01:10:47.760 --> 01:10:49.439
He had like a bag, like a black bag.
01:10:49.760 --> 01:10:52.640
Then he then left in the bushes with his normal clothes.
01:10:53.920 --> 01:10:56.399
Then he put on the outfit, kind of.
01:10:56.560 --> 01:10:57.199
Yeah.
01:10:57.760 --> 01:11:03.039
And I mean, you'll see it in the pictures, but he had kind of like a white, you know, ski mask.
01:11:03.199 --> 01:11:03.520
Yeah.
01:11:03.840 --> 01:11:09.279
And then like leather, jacket, tactical vest, like lots of gadgets.
01:11:09.600 --> 01:11:10.880
That sounds cool.
01:11:11.119 --> 01:11:14.640
Um, army boots, you know, motorcycle gloves.
01:11:15.039 --> 01:11:16.079
Still kind of practical.
01:11:16.319 --> 01:11:16.640
Yeah.
01:11:16.880 --> 01:11:18.159
Not just fantasy.
01:11:18.720 --> 01:11:19.520
No, no, no.
01:11:19.680 --> 01:11:22.640
And you know, we just walked with him for like two hours.
01:11:23.600 --> 01:11:41.279
And um and he told his story basically, which was like we never published this, obviously, because Vice was like I knew a girl because I was I I um worked a little bit for Weiss, yeah, I guess, as a photographer, videographer.
01:11:42.239 --> 01:11:50.479
Um, so I knew like the editor of Vice Sweden a little bit because we partied one night.
01:11:51.359 --> 01:11:55.199
And I and I wrote to her, like, hey, we got this story, here it is, like, here are the pictures.
01:11:55.359 --> 01:11:56.399
Pictures are amazing.
01:11:56.479 --> 01:11:57.680
I love those pictures.
01:11:57.920 --> 01:12:00.720
And she's like, Yeah, we're not gonna do that.
01:12:01.920 --> 01:12:06.960
So we had to like um, you know, go just ghost him basically.
01:12:07.039 --> 01:12:08.880
He was like, Hey, where's the story coming out?
01:12:08.960 --> 01:12:12.000
Uh, we had a really good time, like you change your phone number, yeah.
01:12:12.159 --> 01:12:15.039
Kind of, yeah, but he just gave up eventually.
01:12:15.119 --> 01:12:17.840
But uh, it was a very tragic story, actually.
01:12:17.920 --> 01:12:25.920
He was like kind of in the system, kind of been like in system like like social troubles.
01:12:26.399 --> 01:12:30.640
Okay, he had been in foster care and stuff, if I remember correctly.
01:12:31.039 --> 01:12:38.000
And then when he finally like managed to shape up his life, he got like robbed by a gang, like a terrible situation.
01:12:38.159 --> 01:12:47.920
They like dragged him down in a basement with like a machine gun, kind of, and just held him there, made him go to the ATM like a couple of times.
01:12:48.159 --> 01:12:50.319
Oh, like high school, like during a whole night, yeah.
01:12:50.880 --> 01:13:01.920
Oh god, and he was so traumatized by it, and he was just like, There was there was no other way for me to you know move on except to become like somebody who you know fight crimes.
01:13:02.239 --> 01:13:06.960
So he started like you know, training, like kickboxing, everything.
01:13:07.199 --> 01:13:07.760
No shit.
01:13:07.920 --> 01:13:11.920
Yeah, and then he put on this suit and just patrolled the streets every night.
01:13:12.159 --> 01:13:13.600
What a fucking king.
01:13:13.840 --> 01:13:14.239
Yeah.
01:13:14.399 --> 01:13:16.560
So I mean the story was there, it was amazing.
01:13:16.800 --> 01:13:18.239
Yeah, I because I remember when you told me about it.
01:13:18.319 --> 01:13:22.159
I didn't know he had any sort of like troubled background or like he had something traumatic happened.
01:13:22.319 --> 01:13:25.119
I just thought he was like a guy who just had like a cool suit.
01:13:25.359 --> 01:13:30.159
Yeah, but he had the coolest costume, he was called the Vector, like the guardian.
01:13:30.399 --> 01:13:31.039
Sick.
01:13:31.359 --> 01:13:33.520
Like had anyone heard of him before?
01:13:33.600 --> 01:13:39.520
Like, was he like there was a local uh the local paper wrote like a small thing about that?
01:13:39.600 --> 01:13:44.560
Yeah, but that was like a picture, you know, in the middle of the day, kind of when he showed off his outfit.
01:13:44.640 --> 01:13:48.319
Yeah, like uh, but there was no origin story or nothing like that.
01:13:48.399 --> 01:13:52.079
We got the full story is like fucking Batman a Joker.
01:13:52.239 --> 01:13:59.840
Yeah, like it's just like a washing machine area, like a basement with washing machines, because we have this here.
01:14:00.079 --> 01:14:05.359
You know, all the houses have like their own kind of the laundry room, yeah, yeah.
01:14:06.479 --> 01:14:08.239
They just held him there for hours.
01:14:08.479 --> 01:14:11.680
That's how all these superheroes start in the comics.
01:14:12.319 --> 01:14:17.920
But Vigilante Chris, he has another TikTok prank, and then it was it.
01:14:18.159 --> 01:14:20.560
Me and him experienced the same level of trauma.
01:14:21.039 --> 01:14:29.680
And thank you for allowing me to trauma dump on the show because it's been something I've been carrying with me, weighting me down for 36 hours.
01:14:30.000 --> 01:14:31.119
Any day, my brother.
01:14:31.279 --> 01:14:33.760
And um this is uh you know, this is safe space.
01:14:34.000 --> 01:14:35.119
Yeah, it's the nest.
01:14:35.439 --> 01:14:37.279
Except for that's we're gonna publish it, of course.
01:14:37.359 --> 01:14:39.279
So it's not I'll put it forever on the internet.
01:14:39.520 --> 01:14:46.800
But um no, I do feel a similar, like a Kindred Spirit with the uh the the garden uh the guardian from Copenhagen from Malma.
01:14:47.680 --> 01:14:49.199
I mean some small town, of course, village.
01:14:49.600 --> 01:14:50.319
That's insane.
01:14:50.479 --> 01:14:54.079
That's insane that he got held hostage at gunpoint for fucking cash.
01:14:54.239 --> 01:14:54.640
Yeah.
01:14:57.680 --> 01:15:00.399
I mean it's that they was gonna get fucked up from it, I think.
01:15:01.119 --> 01:15:01.600
Wow.
01:15:01.840 --> 01:15:02.720
Yeah, terrible.
01:15:02.960 --> 01:15:05.439
Yeah, I hope that guy's okay now.
01:15:05.840 --> 01:15:06.159
Yeah.
01:15:06.640 --> 01:15:07.920
Hopefully the streets are low.
01:15:08.239 --> 01:15:09.920
I wonder what happened to him actually.
01:15:11.680 --> 01:15:14.000
I mean he stopped, he stopped doing it after a while.
01:15:14.319 --> 01:15:18.640
Clearly, there was like a hole he was filling with this vigilanteism.
01:15:19.039 --> 01:15:21.520
Um, hopefully that hole has been filled.
01:15:22.000 --> 01:15:32.319
The only thing he managed to stop, he said, was like sex uh sex, like trafficking, kind of or no, not like trafficking, but uh like prostitution.
01:15:32.640 --> 01:15:34.239
Who's like, hey, get out of here.
01:15:34.479 --> 01:15:35.199
Yeah, kind of.
01:15:35.279 --> 01:15:41.199
Like he saw a car pulled up to like a lady of the night, as you call them.
01:15:42.239 --> 01:15:44.399
And then he's just like, what the fuck are you doing?
01:15:44.560 --> 01:15:47.279
Like, no, don't buy her.
01:15:48.800 --> 01:15:52.560
And they're like, No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:15:52.880 --> 01:15:54.079
I'm just hoeing.
01:15:55.439 --> 01:15:57.119
No, not the not the girl.
01:15:57.279 --> 01:15:57.680
Oh, the John.
01:15:58.079 --> 01:15:58.560
I mean, the John.
01:15:58.800 --> 01:16:00.399
Yeah, he is like, oh no, no, no, no.
01:16:00.720 --> 01:16:01.119
Oh man.
01:16:01.439 --> 01:16:04.960
Grab the John's ear, like, yeah, dragged him to the principal's office.
01:16:06.000 --> 01:16:06.640
Oh man.
01:16:06.800 --> 01:16:08.079
So he did do something.
01:16:08.319 --> 01:16:09.119
He managed to do something.
01:16:09.279 --> 01:16:10.319
I mean, but I mean sure.
01:16:10.560 --> 01:16:12.319
I mean, she must have been pissed off.
01:16:12.560 --> 01:16:13.680
That's her profession.
01:16:13.920 --> 01:16:14.800
Well, whatever.
01:16:14.880 --> 01:16:15.760
Don't be with a hooker.
01:16:15.920 --> 01:16:16.079
Yeah.
01:16:16.239 --> 01:16:16.720
Could get clean.
01:16:16.960 --> 01:16:17.520
Don't be a john.
01:16:17.840 --> 01:16:18.560
Clean those streets up.
01:16:18.800 --> 01:16:19.359
Don't be a John.
01:16:19.680 --> 01:16:20.800
Don't be a hooker.
01:16:21.039 --> 01:16:21.439
Sure.
01:16:21.600 --> 01:16:22.560
Don't do any of it.
01:16:23.199 --> 01:16:26.960
Don't do anything illegal, or vigilante Chris is gonna put a knee in your back.
01:16:27.279 --> 01:16:29.359
Go get a pencil and a paper and draw pictures.
01:16:29.600 --> 01:16:30.399
Do something fun.
01:16:30.479 --> 01:16:30.640
Yeah.
01:16:30.800 --> 01:16:31.279
Something nice.
01:16:31.520 --> 01:16:33.680
Start a become an influencer and go get it.
01:16:33.840 --> 01:16:34.000
Get it.
01:16:34.479 --> 01:16:35.600
Online gambling.
01:16:35.680 --> 01:16:35.920
Yeah.
01:16:36.159 --> 01:16:36.720
Do that.
01:16:36.960 --> 01:16:37.359
You know?
01:16:37.680 --> 01:16:39.680
Keep it inside your house.
01:16:40.479 --> 01:16:41.680
Um, well, that's cool.
01:16:41.760 --> 01:16:44.560
I can't wait till you see the photos on the show.
01:16:44.800 --> 01:16:45.279
Yeah.
01:16:45.600 --> 01:16:48.319
Which we'll be having already, I guess.
01:16:48.479 --> 01:16:48.880
But yeah.
01:16:49.039 --> 01:16:49.199
Yeah.
01:16:49.359 --> 01:16:49.760
That's exciting.
01:16:49.920 --> 01:16:50.640
It's already done.
01:16:50.880 --> 01:16:52.079
What a life experience.
01:16:52.319 --> 01:16:53.119
It was good.
01:16:53.359 --> 01:16:54.000
It was cool.
01:16:54.079 --> 01:16:56.880
And then we were not journalists after that.
01:16:57.359 --> 01:16:59.600
Nice little kind of venture in, though.
01:17:00.000 --> 01:17:00.960
We tried it.
01:17:01.199 --> 01:17:02.560
We got the best story.
01:17:02.640 --> 01:17:02.800
Yeah.
01:17:02.960 --> 01:17:03.600
And then we left.
01:17:03.840 --> 01:17:05.439
That's why Vice is no longer.
01:17:05.680 --> 01:17:06.000
Yeah.
01:17:06.159 --> 01:17:06.399
You know?
01:17:06.720 --> 01:17:07.840
Could have been something.
01:17:08.640 --> 01:17:10.479
They didn't know what they had.
01:17:11.119 --> 01:17:12.720
Yeah, shout out Kaiser.
01:17:13.359 --> 01:17:14.000
Adrid.
01:17:14.239 --> 01:17:14.720
Who's that?
01:17:15.199 --> 01:17:16.239
That's the editor.
01:17:16.640 --> 01:17:20.000
The ignoramus that didn't take take the take the story.
01:17:20.239 --> 01:17:20.399
Yeah.
01:17:21.039 --> 01:17:22.319
Politics, brother.
01:17:22.640 --> 01:17:23.119
Politics.
01:17:23.279 --> 01:17:26.319
She probably tried to give it to somebody in house and be like, yeah, there's a guy over here.
01:17:26.399 --> 01:17:27.439
You should go do a story on him.
01:17:27.600 --> 01:17:28.239
I just got a tip.
01:17:28.960 --> 01:17:30.000
No, she's still great.
01:17:30.319 --> 01:17:31.920
Radio, radio gal.
01:17:32.399 --> 01:17:32.640
Yeah.
01:17:32.880 --> 01:17:34.800
She's a podcaster, just like we are.
01:17:36.479 --> 01:17:39.279
Um not enough room for both of us.
01:17:39.840 --> 01:17:40.399
We will see.
01:17:40.560 --> 01:17:43.279
I still I will carry that grudge that she didn't take your story.
01:17:43.439 --> 01:17:43.520
Yeah.
01:17:43.840 --> 01:17:44.960
I will never be nice to her.
01:17:45.199 --> 01:17:45.840
It's okay.
01:17:46.079 --> 01:17:47.039
She gave me work.
01:17:47.199 --> 01:17:48.560
She couldn't spot talent.
01:17:49.119 --> 01:17:51.840
But um I think we're done.
01:17:52.000 --> 01:17:52.640
I love it.
01:17:52.880 --> 01:17:54.640
Episode number 10.
01:17:55.359 --> 01:17:56.079
Anything else?
01:17:56.239 --> 01:17:56.560
Yes.
01:17:56.720 --> 01:18:00.239
I mean, um, the merchandise shop.
01:18:00.560 --> 01:18:00.880
Yeah.
01:18:01.199 --> 01:18:07.359
It is gonna be up by this episode because I've been trying to figure out the shipping situation.
01:18:07.600 --> 01:18:14.159
Um somebody wrote me, like, hey, I want to buy this t-shirt, but should I really pay like$25 in shipping to Sweden?
01:18:14.319 --> 01:18:16.079
So something is wrong, but I'm gonna fix it.
01:18:16.239 --> 01:18:16.479
Okay.
01:18:16.720 --> 01:18:18.479
And when you hear this, it's gonna be up.
01:18:18.640 --> 01:18:18.880
Okay.
01:18:19.199 --> 01:18:20.239
Bunch of new stuff.
01:18:20.479 --> 01:18:21.119
Great.
01:18:21.520 --> 01:18:22.159
That's it.
01:18:22.399 --> 01:18:22.640
Right.
01:18:22.720 --> 01:18:23.680
That's good progress.
01:18:23.760 --> 01:18:24.479
That's big news.
01:18:24.560 --> 01:18:25.039
I like that.
01:18:25.199 --> 01:18:25.840
Yeah.
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Uh well, we will see you next week.
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For episode 11.
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Thank you for everything.
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Thanks.
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Stay safe.
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Bye-bye.