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She's coming from all the way from Florida, y'all.
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I'm supposed to be on her show on the 14th, y'all.
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And I also want to give a shout-out to this wonderful young lady.
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She put this together.
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Without her, it won't be this power brand, Miss Sharita.
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Miss Sharita, come up here.
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You need to come up here.
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And I need my wife sitting around here.
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You need to come up here too, baby.
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Come on.
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Come on, baby.
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Come on, baby.
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You on my comedy special.
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Don't mess my special up.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Appreciate it.
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Thank you, ma'am.
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Yes.
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Most of y'all ain't never heard no comedian triple P before, right?
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But let me tell you what a comedian triple P is.
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No disrespect to the Godmother, y'all.
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For real.
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I do pomedy.
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I'm gonna talk about my book and everything, but coming to the stage right now.
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Sausage neck, pork chop back, pig in the blanket eardrum, neck bone knee, octel toe, the one and only comedian triple P.
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Now y'all give me a hand clap, y'all.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Ha ha.
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They said if Bruce, Bruce Lynnell had a baby, it'd be me, y'all.
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I don't know, should I take that as a compliment or a disrespect for real, for real.
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Talking about David Chappelle, as the godfather.
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I'm broke, bitch.
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For real, for real, y'all.
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They said I look like an overweight, underpaid Kevin Hart.
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Wow.
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Oh, that hurt for real.
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They said if comedy was boxing, I'd be Butterbean.
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Butterbean, not Reek, Rocky, or Creed.
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Maybe I call my own movie Feed for the Greed.
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Big boy hungry, y'all.
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I'm just gonna put it out there, y'all.
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I got a foot fettness.
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I love a young lady who got two knots on each side and one on top.
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You got a foot like that, we're going to Red Lobster get us a seafood boil.
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You about to get spoiled.
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I like a young lady who got sandpaper up under the bottom of her foot for real, y'all.
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Yeah, she ten toes down.
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Yes.
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I like a young lady who got little mushroom tip.
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Feet smell like little onion.
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Put that foot in there.
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She knows how to make that gumbo.
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Yeah.
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Yes, I understand when they say put your foot into it.
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I know that.
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I never understood that concept.
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But yes.
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Today is my birthday, y'all.
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That's why we got uh and I appreciate it.
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That's why I'm doing this celebration.
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This is a special day for me, y'all.
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Y'all all special.
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And I'm grateful for all of y'all for being here.
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That's why I'm giving out free shot.
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But no one ain't gave me my shot yet, yo though.
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But uh, thank y'all.
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And this is my book release today, also.
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And this is my birthday badge, all into one.
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I could have had it anywhere in the country.
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I showed I chose Atlanta, y'all.
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Oh, thank you, ma'am.
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I chose Atlanta.
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Y'all, y'all are amazing.
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Now let me tell you about my story and my journey in doing comedy.
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Oh, these lights hot, y'all.
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God dog, y'all put me in a sauna, y'all.
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What with my towel?
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They got all these lights together to burn me up.
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Lord, I feel like fried chicken, y'all correct.
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I know what a thigh and the wing feel like right now.
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Oh, the dark meat.
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So my story starts like this, y'all.
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I just wanted y'all to laugh a little bit, but it's not all fun and game.
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I got a daughter that's 32 years old.
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Her name is Jade Massatoff.
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And uh, with Jade, she's a man, she's a great singer.
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So when she was 18 years old, she went to college.
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She met a dude 14 years older than her.
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I told my daughter, get your education.
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Don't get married.
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Man, love you here, wait for you.
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So she thought I was trying to step on her career or disrespect her.
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And uh, we we we came up here to Atlanta with Q Parker.
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He produced our first EP, the song Depression with number five in the world.
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This is a true story.
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And uh Q Parker wanted to get on my daughter record.
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And my daughter husband or boyfriend at the time said, Don't do it, don't do it.
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But who won't who do not want Q Parker to be on your EP?
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You are independent, you could be automatically a superstar.
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So my daughter got mad at me.
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She was resentful.
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They got married.
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So she signed to my record label.
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It was called Corey Stevenson Music.
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So when she got married, she fired me.
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Just like that.
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And I was like, whoa, my own daughter fired me off my own record label?
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How that happened?
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Because you know why I trusted my daughter.
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She owned all the codes and everything.
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She locked me out of everything.
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I couldn't get in nothing.
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I was like, wow.
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I learned my lesson.
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Don't get everybody all your codes.
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Keep it to yourself, at least a little bit, yeah, for real.
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Just a little bit.
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So she went to uh Kelly Clarkson Show, Hollywood, California.
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She said, I want to thank this man that did everything for me from birth and everything.
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He is wonderful and everything.
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I'm smiling, like, yay, she's talking about her daddy.
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She said, my man.
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I said, Whoa.
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A grown man, I cried like a baby.
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I cried.
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I was like, ooh, ooh, ooh.
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I mean, I really cried.
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The daughter from day one, you never sabotaged, you raised.
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And she said, another man, I'm not disrespecting my daughter.
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I'm not disrespecting them.
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God bless them.
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But that hurt.
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I cried and cried and cried and cried.
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And then I lost the son to suicide.
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Yes, around that time and era.
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And I was hurt.
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I was crushed.
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As a man, I was crushed.
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I cried.
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Like, okay, what I supposed to do?
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I cried.
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I was like, man, this hurt.
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And when my daughter put me in jail, she took all the records, all the publishing, all the masters.
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My life was gonna be her life.
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Like, I'm gonna pay for everything for you.
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I'm gonna give you 50%, and I'm gonna take 50%, but I'm gonna pay for everything.
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And out of my 50%, I'm still gonna help you to succeed.
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Because every man wants their daughter to make it.
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So when that happened, and I lost my son to suicide, I cried, I cried, and I sold my house.
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I went to Corpus Christie, it was a far area in a beach.
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Oh yeah, I'm sweating.
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I went to an area to try to get away from pain.
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And I cried.
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And then I went to the beach.
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I prayed for a whole year.
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Said, God help me.
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I need you, Father.
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For real.
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I need you.
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I cried so much, I just started laughing.
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Like, ha ha ha ha, this, I ain't got no more tears in me.
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I can't go to church no more.
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I done went like three, four times a day.
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I done prayed out.
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I done asked God to help me.
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I done got on my knees.
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I done everything.
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And I just started laughing.
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And I said, I'm gonna take these tears and make cheers.
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That's how comedian Triple P was born.
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Pimp player plastic.
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The only pimp in America with a negative bank account, y'all.
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Now y'all understand.
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My daughter took it all, y'all.
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She took it all.
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I'm broke.
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She took everything.
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The money, the bank account.
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But you know, laughter changed things.
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You can't go to war with your own daughter.
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So God gave me my own voice, my own opportunity.
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I'm 50 years old.
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I'm an older comedian.
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So no matter what, don't give up on your life.
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Don't give up on your career.
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Love your kids, but also love yourself.
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So I poured everything in my daughter because I wanted her to succeed, but that was her life.
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And she showed me you gotta live your own life.
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So that's how a comedian triple P was born.
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That's why my book, y'all gonna read the story.
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This is a true story.
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This is this is no lie.
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This ain't no game for views that hurt nobody.
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That's why when I do comedy, I love everybody in the room.
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I know what pain feels like.
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I'm not gonna talk about you, lost someone.
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I'm not gonna disrespect you.
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When you come to my show, there's no you can smile, you can let your hair down.
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Because I've been through tragedy.
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Pain hurts.
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It's some comedians out here, they make millions by disrespecting your loved ones and humiliating you and making you feel more or less than a person.
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I can't do that because I know what that pain felt like.
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I know what that pain felt like.
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And this book is gonna tell you the story of comedian Triple P.
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I lived in New Jersey.
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I went to the school called Eastide, Lean on Me.
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I don't know if y'all ever heard of that school.
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Fair East Side.
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Anybody ever heard of that?
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Yeah.
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Joe Clark?
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Yeah, I really went to that school, y'all.
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So one time Joe Clark caught me in the hallway.
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He told me to sing.
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I said, I can't sing, Clark.
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For real.
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He grabbed me by the neck.
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He said, sausage neck, we going upstairs.
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I said, for what?
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Is it more vending machines up there?
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Is it another 18 machine up there?
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He said, I read your resume.
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He said, not impressive.
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He said, Do you smoke crack?
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I said, that's a lie, Clark.
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I might rub it in my body.
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I might smack it on my leg, but I don't smoke it.
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He told me to jump.
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You throwing your life away.
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I got on the edge.
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I said, Geronimo! I told my ACL, y'all for real.
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Yes.
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So the moral of the story is that's how I do comedy.
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Because, you know, people go through things.
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Some people need laughter.
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You know, I love all y'all in the room in Godway.
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There's no disrespect to nobody.
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Shout out to Miss Godmother all the way from Florida.
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She heard my story.
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She said, P, it's about you.
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It's about your life.
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It ain't about your daughter.
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Swear to God, it's a true story.
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And all the way came for all the way to Florida to see me.
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You know what?
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That makes me want to cry for real.
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Me, me.
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And we talked on the phone.
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She said that.
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She said, P, I understand you were trying to help your daughter.
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I know you was trying to help, but it's your life.
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You gotta live for you.
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That's your blessing.
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And I didn't think comedy or speaking to somebody was my blessing.
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Because I sometimes when I'm on this camera, I still shout out my daughter.
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I always shout out my.
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I still want her to succeed.
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Because I don't want God to stop my blessing at all.
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So this book is powerful.
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Miss Sharita sat down with me in her office.
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She was talking with me.
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I cried on her show.
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She said, get off me, man.
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For real.
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She said, I'll talk to you next week.
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For real.
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I came back again the next week.
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She said, My God, you've been through a lot of pain.
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She said, No wonder you laughing.
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I was like, that's all you can do, yeah.
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So, so my daughter, I love her, the book is out.
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So, and I was undercover of your ATL raps, also.
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I won comedian of the year, y'all.
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Y'all believe that?
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For real.
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Mojo.
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Mojo, this is a direct call to you, brother.
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Young, handsome dude.
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I ain't gay, nothing like that, but please give me my title.
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I deserve it.
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You a young man, you got plenty of time.
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I ain't got much time, Mojo.
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I'm 50.
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Yeah, he wanted for Sheen.
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I wanted for your ATL rap.
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Two comedians out here.
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So the more of the story: love yourself, love your kids.
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But if you got a dream, don't give up.
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I'm living proof.
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I'm just, what, three years ago?
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Regular man?
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I'm still a regular man.
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I'm just telling my side of the story.
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I've been on your ATL raps, the cover twice.
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I got a book, Power Brand.
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I've been on 90 Day Fiance.
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For real.
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I've been in a movie called uh Boss Cartel, Miss Mauleen.
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I've been in a video, I want the cake quest.
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I'm not bragging.
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What I'm saying is the grace of God.
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I'm making it because of people like y'all sales, Miss Sharita, my wife, Mr.
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Lucky Johnson.
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And I'm honored just to be on the stage to tell my story.
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Because people are going through something.
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So I'm letting people know, even young people, you ain't gotta bite nobody, you ain't gotta pull out no gun.
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You ain't gotta retaliate.
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I understand the concept when God said love your enemy.
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My own daughter was my enemy, and I was still trying to say, I love you.
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It's God's way.
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That's a powerful statement when God says, Love your enemy and truly love your enemy.
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Because sometimes your wife and husband might be your enemy, your brother, your sister.
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You can't pull out your gun and gun them down because you're upset.
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You gotta pray for the situation and ask God to step in and intervene.
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So I am asking God right now, protect my daughter, keep her and her husband safe, and bless everybody in this building, everybody that got breath.
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I'm a comedian.
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I want everybody to make it.
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I want everybody to be happy.
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I'm not gonna talk bad about nobody.
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But now I'm about to uh I don't want to get too emotional.
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Now I want to do some comedy, y'all, for real.
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And yeah, I want to do some comedy, y'all, for real.
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I went to KOD last night, y'all.
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I don't know if you ever heard of that before, did y'all?
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You know what I named KOD?
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Kit, cat, onion rings, and donut, for real.
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And y'all might call it King of Diamonds, but that's what I called it.
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Yes.
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When I was a little kid, I was in the fire department.
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My mom and daddy dropped me off, y'all, for real.
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I said, well, wait a minute.
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For real.
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That was a story.
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So when I was grown up, I seen a fireman hitting the pole, you know, putting on them plastic boot in them helmet.
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So when I go to KOD, then when that lady hit that pole with the fire helmet, I'm like, I'm in love, y'all.
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I love a stripper, y'all.
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Y'all gotta forgive me.
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That's how I was born.
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For real.
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One time a lady hit the ground, I proposed.
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So I said, Were you mad with me?
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For real.
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She said, Hell yeah.
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She's sitting right there, y'all.
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Sitting right there.
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I said, Well, wait a minute.
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Won't he do it?
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God can take cheers and make cheers.
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God can take tears and make cheers.
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So I've been doing comedy here now for five years.
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Five years.
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I started at the Arlington Improv.
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Shout out to Joe Reynolds, Shucky Ducky.
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They was mentors.
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I don't know if you ever heard of them by any chance.
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Anybody ever heard of Shucky Ducky?
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Quack, quack.
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Yeah, so he was mentoring me, trying to show me the ends it out of comedy.
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And I was a physical comedian.
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Growing up, I never really wanted to do comedy.
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I'm just be honest.
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I was a boxer, football player.
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I don't look like it now, for real.
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But I played all kinds of sports.
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That's why my comedy is physical.
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So the story and the concept of stand-up comedy, you're supposed to stand right there and you're supposed to tell your jokes.
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So I'm trying to orchestrate minds differently, like with boxing and movement and physical.
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That's how I became comedian in Triple P.
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The only pimp in America with a negative bank account, y'all.
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A pimp IQ below zero.
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A pimp with no ladies, y'all, for real.
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I'm gonna talk about this young, this young lady was supposed to be here.
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Her name was Barbara Carlisle.
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I met her in Arlington Improv.
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She was supposed to be here, but I don't know what happened.
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So I said, Miss Barbara, can you help me with comedy?
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I said, I'm a pimp.
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She started laughing.
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She said, go outside.
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I said, okay, I listen.
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Then she said, pack your bag and go to Colleen, Texas.
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I listened to Miss Barbara.
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I said, Well, is Miss Barbara pimping me?
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And she's supposed to be here today.
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I said, Well, where's Miss Barbara at?
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For real.
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She got me on the stage doing 30 minutes.
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I was only supposed to be doing five.
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For real.
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I said, Miss Barbara pimping me, for real.
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Miss Barbara.
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You still the queen of comedy.
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Yes, she be she performed with Miss Tiffany Haddish, Miss Flame Moreau.
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She to me, she's one of the queens of comedy.
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Anybody ever heard of Miss Barbara the Funny?
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Yeah, she was supposed to be in here, but you know, I still love her.
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You know, the weather, situation, stuff, stuff happens.
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Stuff happens.
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Anyone smoke weed by any chance?
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I don't know if you are.
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Oh my God.
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Oh my god, Lord.
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Lord, have mercy.
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I don't want to talk about the weed smoker right there, though.
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But but I got a brand though.
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You know, I got my own brand.
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I know I'm supposed to be talking positive and stuff like that.
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You know, I'm a comedian, though, but I got my own brand.
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You know, you know what my brand called?
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Poison ivy.
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After you smoke it, you're gonna be scratching like a mud for real.
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Foaming at the mouth.
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Some of what this man gave me for real.
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Now I see why your daughter left you for real.
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Nah, I ain't got no, I ain't got no weed, y'all.
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Yeah, I love this comedy.
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I do comedy in the morning, I do it at night.
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I do, I do it everywhere.
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I try to develop my own style.
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I don't want to be like David Chappelle.
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I don't want to be like Kevin Hart.
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I don't want to be like uh Mojo.
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They all wonderful comedians.
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I'm gonna I'm gonna pay homage.
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They all great.
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They open the door for people like myself.
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I want to be comedian in Triple P.
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I want to be myself.
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When you when I walk in the building, you want like, oh, that's that dude with a messed up leg, messed up hip for real.
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For real.
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Told me he's a scarecrow.
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Headshot, headshot, headshot.
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Yes.
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When I was a little kid, my mama said, I asked my mama, how come all my friends rode the big bus and I rode the smoke bus?
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Yeah, for real.
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She said I was special, y'all.
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I started smiling, she started frowning.
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She said, Moron, you take it special the wrong way.
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I'm thinking like Superman, Batman, Aquaman.
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She said, No more like Squidworth.
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I said, Oh, that hurt.
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Squidward.
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I thought about it for a second.
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Squidward does run with SpongeBob.
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He does, right?
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I said, my mama called me Robin on the sneaky out for real.
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I said, Mama says something special, can I try for the team?
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My mama said you can try for any team in America.
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You're not gonna make it.
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I said, what kind of encouragement is that?
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I said, I want to try for the, you know, uh, uh, what's the team in in and uh out here in Atlanta?
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Atlanta Braves.
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I said, coach, I want to be a back catcher.
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He said, sure, special.
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If you catch the ball with no equipment, no pads, no socks, no nothing, butt naked, no disrespect, nobody, you made the team.
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I said, bring it on.
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I want to be a winner, for real.
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Picture through the ball 100 miles an hour.
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I said, ah, yeah, I'm gonna prove everybody wrong.
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I'm finally gonna make it in this comedy, show my daughter, show the world.
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I'm that man.
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The ball hit me in the chest.
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Wait a minute, I can't breathe.
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Somebody called 1822.
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That's 911 twice.
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Special down, y'all.
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For real, for real.
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I got up, tried to run to the picture, tore my ACL, y'all.
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For real.
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I'm hot and for real.
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That's when I knew sports wasn't for me no more.
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I said, Mama, you was right, mama.
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I didn't make the team.
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She said, I told you.
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For real.
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No more sports, y'all.
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So I said, let me try for the dance team.
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Yes, I said, ah, yeah, you know what?
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I'm going.
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I said, let me try for the dancing.
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I said, Coach, I want to try for dancing with the stars.
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He started laughing.
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He said, You'll never make your book like the moon.
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I said, Whoa, wait a minute, coach, 360?
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I said, Well, how you guess my weight, coach?
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He started laughing.
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He said, only thing you had to do the moon walk, you made the 10.
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I said, that's it.
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I looked at the first light right there, hollering like a whalewolf.
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I walking forward, went down and did the worm.
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He said, get this dude up out of here immediately.
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Where y'all found him at?
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Send him back to Dallas, Texas, in the storm or whatever.
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I said, Whoa, that hurt.
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I said, Coach, give me one more chance.
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That's a misunderstanding.
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He said, sure, special.
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He said, do the spinky leg you made the teeth.
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I said, ah, that's my damn.
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That's my dance.
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I was breaking my body down and doing the worming and kicking this leg back.
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They said, what this man doing, Tiber?
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I said, no, I'm trying to make my body pass gas.
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He said he do the shine.
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He said, hell no.
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Nope.
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Nope.
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I said, coach, one more chance.
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We're not on the same page.
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You know what stuff happens.
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You gotta warm up like I'm warming up.
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He said, okay.
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He said, do the sinee man you made the table.
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I said, that's it, that's my jam.
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I looked at the clouds again and said, Martin! Martin! He kicked me in my butt.
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That's when I realized who I was.
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The jackass of comedy, one of the worst never do it, y'all.
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For real.
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Yes.
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So put it out there.
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Married a prostitute.
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Yes, I did.
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Yes.
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She was tasting like collagen and spinach.
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Even though I'm built like Brutus right there.
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She right there.
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Yes.
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Five dollars.
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She made me holler.
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I said, I marry you, y'all.
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Yes.
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Five dollars made you holler.
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But yeah, that's why I do comedy.
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That's why I try to be in my own mental state.
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People go through pain.
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People go through agony.
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So I put myself in a cartoon carry the motor.
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As y'all see Tom and Jerry right now, right?
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I feel like Tom and Jerry built together for real.
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I love cartoons, so laughter sometimes helps.
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Laughter change things.
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Because sometimes when I used to get mad before, I'd be like, oh, I want to do this, I want to do that.
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But you think about 25 years and 30 years and 60 years and no bell, and ha ha ha, they make you real think yourself.
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Do you really want that that bad?
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No, I do not.
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No, I do not.
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So I'll be in the room laughing and writing a joke.
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Ha ha ha.
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I ain't in jail.
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You ain't about to get this one.
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I know I'm through, but I ain't that through.
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I know 25 years.
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I'm 50, that's 75.
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I'm breaking down already.
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That's not gonna add up for me.
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So I go on the mic, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
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I gotta put fetish for real.
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Let me talk to the Adam family.
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Let me talk to the hand.
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For real.
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I got a crush on a young lady, and I'm about to get up out of here.
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This young lady to me, I know y'all like, oh, wait a minute, come on, P, don't talk about sex.
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I'm not talking about sex, but I got a crush on her.
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She got big bifocals, for real.
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She got these pennies rolled up on her leg, for real.
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And she got a dick.
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She'd be like, Made in here, Madea Hattie.
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I don't know if you ever heard of her.
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Oh, I love me some Hattie for real.
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I be like, whoa, let me look at you, Hattie.
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This is triple P.
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You ever want to go on the date?
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It's on me, Hattie, for real.
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I love them stock and I love them buy for the Hattie with.
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Madea, Madea.
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I'll be like, Hattie, Hattie.
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I love me some Hattie, y'all.
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For real.
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But uh, yes, I'm about to get up out of here, y'all.
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But before I get out of here, I want us all to take a shot though together.
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I know, I know y'all tired of me, like, oh, you went from sad to comedy, Madea to Hattie.
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I need some coke, y'all.
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For real.
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This is my birthday.
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This is my birthday celebration.
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I want everybody in the building that drink.
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If y'all don't mind, y'all.
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Yes.
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I just want a little coke, y'all.
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Man, this is a beautiful day.
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This is my birthday.
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I appreciate y'all being here.
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Thank y'all all.
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Oh, yeah, I need it.
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Lord have mercy.
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I'm sweating so much.
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I need a shower.
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I need a bath.
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Thank y'all.
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And can I and can I have a glue of the coat, somebody?
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Oh, this so this will look the dark.
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Does anybody want to come up here on the stage and take a post from me by the chair?
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I mean, my productive is y'all production right here, y'all.
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Oh! Oh!
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Can I oh oh this Lady G right here, y'all?
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Oh.
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I met her at KOD's King Cat Onion Rings and Donuts, y'all.
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Special.
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Oh, come on.
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Come on.
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She said I was in the top 50, y'all.
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Yes.
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Oh, yes, ma'am.
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We're gonna we're gonna get some co.
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Anybody wanna come up and take a shot with me?
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It's my birthday, y'all.
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Oh, y'all gonna be on TV, y'all.
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Story challenges.
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The best I've seen in my Metro.
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And I'm born and raised here.
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Y'all come up here, y'all.
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We're gonna we're gonna take a shot.
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We're gonna be on TV, y'all.
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Oh, no one gave me no coat, but it's okay.
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Oh, thank you.
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Okay.
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How you sure?
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Okay, oh lord, okay.
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Hey, happy birthday, y'all.
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Happy birthday, triple Pappy birthday to you.
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Woo!
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My comedy special in Atlanta, y'all, with these wonderful, wonderful people in Atlanta.
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Man, we got to stop the drink on me, y'all, for real.
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Ready y'all.
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Let's do it.
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Uh oh.
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Uh oh.
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I got to stop the top child.
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Thank you.
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Happy birthday.
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Thank you.
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I enjoy it.
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I'm the one and only lady of Metro Atlanta.
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And we have to show love.
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If you deserve it, baby, you better for the stars.
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You already made some stars.
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Go on to the next gallery.
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That's what I'm talking about.
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Oh, thank you, Miss Lady G.
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Drink it up.
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I can bring you.
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I met Miss Lady G.
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I don't want to tell a story, but I KOD's y'all.
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Kick Pat Onion Rings and Donut.
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I was walking around trying to find my wife.
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But she was in the bathroom, y'all.
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But yeah, just an honor to be here in Atlanta.
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Hey, thank y'all for having me.
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Just an honor.
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I don't know if I'm funny to y'all or not, but I tried.
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And I've been through something.
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And I would never ever disrespect nobody.
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Because everybody goes through something.
00:27:23.680 --> 00:27:25.759
It's some comedians gonna talk bad about you.
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That's how they're gonna make you a living.
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I'd rather talk by myself than y'all.
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So y'all right here witness me.
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I appreciate y'all and God bless.
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Follow me.
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The comedian triple P Show.
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The only pimp in America with a negative bank account.
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Like I said, the daughter took it off.
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For real.
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The comedian triple P Show.
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On all platforms.
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The Comedian Triple P Show.
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If you need that poison ivy, I got it for you, ma'am.
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Negative bank.
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She's coming from all the way from Florida, y'all.
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I'm supposed to be on her show on the 14th, y'all.
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And I also want to give a shout-out to this wonderful young lady.
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She put this together.
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Without her, it won't be this power brand, Miss Sharita.
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Miss Sharita, come up here.
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You need to come up here.
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And I need my wife sitting around here.
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You need to come up here too, baby.
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Come on.
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Come on, baby.
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Come on, baby.
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You on my comedy special.
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Don't mess my special up.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Appreciate it.
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Thank you, ma'am.
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Yes.
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Most of y'all ain't never heard no comedian triple P before, right?
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But let me tell you what a comedian triple P is.
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No disrespect to the Godmother, y'all.
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For real.
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I do pomedy.
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I'm gonna talk about my book and everything, but coming to the stage right now.
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Sausage neck, pork chop back, pig in the blanket eardrum, neck bone knee, octel toe, the one and only comedian triple P.
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Now y'all give me a hand clap, y'all.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Ha ha.
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They said if Bruce, Bruce Lynnell had a baby, it'd be me, y'all.
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I don't know, should I take that as a compliment or a disrespect for real, for real.
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Talking about David Chappelle, as the godfather.
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I'm broke, bitch.
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For real, for real, y'all.
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They said I look like an overweight, underpaid Kevin Hart.
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Wow.
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Oh, that hurt for real.
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They said if comedy was boxing, I'd be Butterbean.
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Butterbean, not Reek, Rocky, or Creed.
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Maybe I call my own movie Feed for the Greed.
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Big boy hungry, y'all.
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I'm just gonna put it out there, y'all.
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I got a foot fettness.
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I love a young lady who got two knots on each side and one on top.
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You got a foot like that, we're going to Red Lobster get us a seafood boil.
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You about to get spoiled.
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I like a young lady who got sandpaper up under the bottom of her foot for real, y'all.
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Yeah, she ten toes down.
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Yes.
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I like a young lady who got little mushroom tip.
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Feet smell like little onion.
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Put that foot in there.
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She knows how to make that gumbo.
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Yeah.
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Yes, I understand when they say put your foot into it.
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I know that.
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I never understood that concept.
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But yes.
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Today is my birthday, y'all.
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That's why we got uh and I appreciate it.
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That's why I'm doing this celebration.
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This is a special day for me, y'all.
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Y'all all special.
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And I'm grateful for all of y'all for being here.
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That's why I'm giving out free shot.
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But no one ain't gave me my shot yet, yo though.
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But uh, thank y'all.
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And this is my book release today, also.
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And this is my birthday badge, all into one.
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I could have had it anywhere in the country.
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I showed I chose Atlanta, y'all.
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Oh, thank you, ma'am.
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I chose Atlanta.
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Y'all, y'all are amazing.
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Now let me tell you about my story and my journey in doing comedy.
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Oh, these lights hot, y'all.
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God dog, y'all put me in a sauna, y'all.
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What with my towel?
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They got all these lights together to burn me up.
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Lord, I feel like fried chicken, y'all correct.
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I know what a thigh and the wing feel like right now.
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Oh, the dark meat.
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So my story starts like this, y'all.
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I just wanted y'all to laugh a little bit, but it's not all fun and game.
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I got a daughter that's 32 years old.
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Her name is Jade Massatoff.
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And uh, with Jade, she's a man, she's a great singer.
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So when she was 18 years old, she went to college.
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She met a dude 14 years older than her.
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I told my daughter, get your education.
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Don't get married.
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Man, love you here, wait for you.
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So she thought I was trying to step on her career or disrespect her.
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And uh, we we we came up here to Atlanta with Q Parker.
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He produced our first EP, the song Depression with number five in the world.
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This is a true story.
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And uh Q Parker wanted to get on my daughter record.
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And my daughter husband or boyfriend at the time said, Don't do it, don't do it.
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But who won't who do not want Q Parker to be on your EP?
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You are independent, you could be automatically a superstar.
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So my daughter got mad at me.
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She was resentful.
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They got married.
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So she signed to my record label.
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It was called Corey Stevenson Music.
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So when she got married, she fired me.
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Just like that.
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And I was like, whoa, my own daughter fired me off my own record label?
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How that happened?
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Because you know why I trusted my daughter.
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She owned all the codes and everything.
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She locked me out of everything.
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I couldn't get in nothing.
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I was like, wow.
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I learned my lesson.
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Don't get everybody all your codes.
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Keep it to yourself, at least a little bit, yeah, for real.
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Just a little bit.
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So she went to uh Kelly Clarkson Show, Hollywood, California.
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She said, I want to thank this man that did everything for me from birth and everything.
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He is wonderful and everything.
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I'm smiling, like, yay, she's talking about her daddy.
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She said, my man.
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I said, Whoa.
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A grown man, I cried like a baby.
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I cried.
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I was like, ooh, ooh, ooh.
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I mean, I really cried.
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The daughter from day one, you never sabotaged, you raised.
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And she said, another man, I'm not disrespecting my daughter.
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I'm not disrespecting them.
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God bless them.
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But that hurt.
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I cried and cried and cried and cried.
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And then I lost the son to suicide.
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Yes, around that time and era.
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And I was hurt.
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I was crushed.
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As a man, I was crushed.
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I cried.
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Like, okay, what I supposed to do?
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I cried.
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I was like, man, this hurt.
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And when my daughter put me in jail, she took all the records, all the publishing, all the masters.
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My life was gonna be her life.
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Like, I'm gonna pay for everything for you.
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I'm gonna give you 50%, and I'm gonna take 50%, but I'm gonna pay for everything.
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And out of my 50%, I'm still gonna help you to succeed.
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Because every man wants their daughter to make it.
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So when that happened, and I lost my son to suicide, I cried, I cried, and I sold my house.
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I went to Corpus Christie, it was a far area in a beach.
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Oh yeah, I'm sweating.
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I went to an area to try to get away from pain.
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And I cried.
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And then I went to the beach.
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I prayed for a whole year.
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Said, God help me.
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I need you, Father.
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For real.
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I need you.
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I cried so much, I just started laughing.
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Like, ha ha ha ha, this, I ain't got no more tears in me.
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I can't go to church no more.
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I done went like three, four times a day.
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I done prayed out.
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I done asked God to help me.
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I done got on my knees.
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I done everything.
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And I just started laughing.
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And I said, I'm gonna take these tears and make cheers.
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That's how comedian Triple P was born.
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Pimp player plastic.
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The only pimp in America with a negative bank account, y'all.
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Now y'all understand.
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My daughter took it all, y'all.
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She took it all.
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I'm broke.
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She took everything.
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The money, the bank account.
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But you know, laughter changed things.
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You can't go to war with your own daughter.
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So God gave me my own voice, my own opportunity.
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I'm 50 years old.
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I'm an older comedian.
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So no matter what, don't give up on your life.
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Don't give up on your career.
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Love your kids, but also love yourself.
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So I poured everything in my daughter because I wanted her to succeed, but that was her life.
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And she showed me you gotta live your own life.
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So that's how a comedian triple P was born.
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That's why my book, y'all gonna read the story.
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This is a true story.
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This is this is no lie.
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This ain't no game for views that hurt nobody.
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That's why when I do comedy, I love everybody in the room.
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I know what pain feels like.
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I'm not gonna talk about you, lost someone.
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I'm not gonna disrespect you.
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When you come to my show, there's no you can smile, you can let your hair down.
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Because I've been through tragedy.
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Pain hurts.
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It's some comedians out here, they make millions by disrespecting your loved ones and humiliating you and making you feel more or less than a person.
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I can't do that because I know what that pain felt like.
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I know what that pain felt like.
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And this book is gonna tell you the story of comedian Triple P.
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I lived in New Jersey.
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I went to the school called Eastide, Lean on Me.
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I don't know if y'all ever heard of that school.
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Fair East Side.
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Anybody ever heard of that?
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Yeah.
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Joe Clark?
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Yeah, I really went to that school, y'all.
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So one time Joe Clark caught me in the hallway.
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He told me to sing.
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I said, I can't sing, Clark.
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For real.
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He grabbed me by the neck.
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He said, sausage neck, we going upstairs.
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I said, for what?
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Is it more vending machines up there?
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Is it another 18 machine up there?
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He said, I read your resume.
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He said, not impressive.
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He said, Do you smoke crack?
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I said, that's a lie, Clark.
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I might rub it in my body.
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I might smack it on my leg, but I don't smoke it.
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He told me to jump.
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You throwing your life away.
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I got on the edge.
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I said, Geronimo! I told my ACL, y'all for real.
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Yes.
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So the moral of the story is that's how I do comedy.
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Because, you know, people go through things.
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Some people need laughter.
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You know, I love all y'all in the room in Godway.
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There's no disrespect to nobody.
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Shout out to Miss Godmother all the way from Florida.
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She heard my story.
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She said, P, it's about you.
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It's about your life.
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It ain't about your daughter.
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Swear to God, it's a true story.
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And all the way came for all the way to Florida to see me.
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You know what?
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That makes me want to cry for real.
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Me, me.
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And we talked on the phone.
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She said that.
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She said, P, I understand you were trying to help your daughter.
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I know you was trying to help, but it's your life.
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You gotta live for you.
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That's your blessing.
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And I didn't think comedy or speaking to somebody was my blessing.
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Because I sometimes when I'm on this camera, I still shout out my daughter.
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I always shout out my.
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I still want her to succeed.
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Because I don't want God to stop my blessing at all.
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So this book is powerful.
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Miss Sharita sat down with me in her office.
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She was talking with me.
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I cried on her show.
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She said, get off me, man.
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For real.
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She said, I'll talk to you next week.
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For real.
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I came back again the next week.
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She said, My God, you've been through a lot of pain.
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She said, No wonder you laughing.
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I was like, that's all you can do, yeah.
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So, so my daughter, I love her, the book is out.
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So, and I was undercover of your ATL raps, also.
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I won comedian of the year, y'all.
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Y'all believe that?
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For real.
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Mojo.
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Mojo, this is a direct call to you, brother.
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Young, handsome dude.
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I ain't gay, nothing like that, but please give me my title.
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I deserve it.
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You a young man, you got plenty of time.
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I ain't got much time, Mojo.
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I'm 50.
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Yeah, he wanted for Sheen.
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I wanted for your ATL rap.
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Two comedians out here.
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So the more of the story: love yourself, love your kids.
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But if you got a dream, don't give up.
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I'm living proof.
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I'm just, what, three years ago?
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Regular man?
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I'm still a regular man.
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I'm just telling my side of the story.
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I've been on your ATL raps, the cover twice.
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I got a book, Power Brand.
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I've been on 90 Day Fiance.
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For real.
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I've been in a movie called uh Boss Cartel, Miss Mauleen.
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I've been in a video, I want the cake quest.
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I'm not bragging.
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What I'm saying is the grace of God.
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I'm making it because of people like y'all sales, Miss Sharita, my wife, Mr.
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Lucky Johnson.
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And I'm honored just to be on the stage to tell my story.
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Because people are going through something.
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So I'm letting people know, even young people, you ain't gotta bite nobody, you ain't gotta pull out no gun.
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You ain't gotta retaliate.
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I understand the concept when God said love your enemy.
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My own daughter was my enemy, and I was still trying to say, I love you.
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It's God's way.
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That's a powerful statement when God says, Love your enemy and truly love your enemy.
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Because sometimes your wife and husband might be your enemy, your brother, your sister.
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You can't pull out your gun and gun them down because you're upset.
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You gotta pray for the situation and ask God to step in and intervene.
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So I am asking God right now, protect my daughter, keep her and her husband safe, and bless everybody in this building, everybody that got breath.
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I'm a comedian.
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I want everybody to make it.
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I want everybody to be happy.
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I'm not gonna talk bad about nobody.
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But now I'm about to uh I don't want to get too emotional.
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Now I want to do some comedy, y'all, for real.
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And yeah, I want to do some comedy, y'all, for real.
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I went to KOD last night, y'all.
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I don't know if you ever heard of that before, did y'all?
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You know what I named KOD?
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Kit, cat, onion rings, and donut, for real.
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And y'all might call it King of Diamonds, but that's what I called it.
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Yes.
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When I was a little kid, I was in the fire department.
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My mom and daddy dropped me off, y'all, for real.
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I said, well, wait a minute.
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For real.
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That was a story.
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So when I was grown up, I seen a fireman hitting the pole, you know, putting on them plastic boot in them helmet.
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So when I go to KOD, then when that lady hit that pole with the fire helmet, I'm like, I'm in love, y'all.
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I love a stripper, y'all.
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Y'all gotta forgive me.
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That's how I was born.
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For real.
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One time a lady hit the ground, I proposed.
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So I said, Were you mad with me?
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For real.
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She said, Hell yeah.
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She's sitting right there, y'all.
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Sitting right there.
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I said, Well, wait a minute.
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Won't he do it?
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God can take cheers and make cheers.
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God can take tears and make cheers.
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So I've been doing comedy here now for five years.
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Five years.
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I started at the Arlington Improv.
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Shout out to Joe Reynolds, Shucky Ducky.
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They was mentors.
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I don't know if you ever heard of them by any chance.
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Anybody ever heard of Shucky Ducky?
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Quack, quack.
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Yeah, so he was mentoring me, trying to show me the ends it out of comedy.
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And I was a physical comedian.
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Growing up, I never really wanted to do comedy.
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I'm just be honest.
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I was a boxer, football player.
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I don't look like it now, for real.
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But I played all kinds of sports.
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That's why my comedy is physical.
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So the story and the concept of stand-up comedy, you're supposed to stand right there and you're supposed to tell your jokes.
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So I'm trying to orchestrate minds differently, like with boxing and movement and physical.
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That's how I became comedian in Triple P.
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The only pimp in America with a negative bank account, y'all.
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A pimp IQ below zero.
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A pimp with no ladies, y'all, for real.
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I'm gonna talk about this young, this young lady was supposed to be here.
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Her name was Barbara Carlisle.
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I met her in Arlington Improv.
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She was supposed to be here, but I don't know what happened.
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So I said, Miss Barbara, can you help me with comedy?
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I said, I'm a pimp.
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She started laughing.
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She said, go outside.
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I said, okay, I listen.
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Then she said, pack your bag and go to Colleen, Texas.
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I listened to Miss Barbara.
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I said, Well, is Miss Barbara pimping me?
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And she's supposed to be here today.
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I said, Well, where's Miss Barbara at?
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For real.
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She got me on the stage doing 30 minutes.
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I was only supposed to be doing five.
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For real.
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I said, Miss Barbara pimping me, for real.
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Miss Barbara.
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You still the queen of comedy.
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Yes, she be she performed with Miss Tiffany Haddish, Miss Flame Moreau.
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She to me, she's one of the queens of comedy.
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Anybody ever heard of Miss Barbara the Funny?
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Yeah, she was supposed to be in here, but you know, I still love her.
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You know, the weather, situation, stuff, stuff happens.
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Stuff happens.
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Anyone smoke weed by any chance?
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I don't know if you are.
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Oh my God.
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Oh my god, Lord.
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Lord, have mercy.
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I don't want to talk about the weed smoker right there, though.
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But but I got a brand though.
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You know, I got my own brand.
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I know I'm supposed to be talking positive and stuff like that.
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You know, I'm a comedian, though, but I got my own brand.
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You know, you know what my brand called?
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Poison ivy.
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After you smoke it, you're gonna be scratching like a mud for real.
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Foaming at the mouth.
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Some of what this man gave me for real.
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Now I see why your daughter left you for real.
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Nah, I ain't got no, I ain't got no weed, y'all.
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Yeah, I love this comedy.
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I do comedy in the morning, I do it at night.
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I do, I do it everywhere.
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I try to develop my own style.
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I don't want to be like David Chappelle.
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I don't want to be like Kevin Hart.
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I don't want to be like uh Mojo.
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They all wonderful comedians.
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I'm gonna I'm gonna pay homage.
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They all great.
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They open the door for people like myself.
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I want to be comedian in Triple P.
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I want to be myself.
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When you when I walk in the building, you want like, oh, that's that dude with a messed up leg, messed up hip for real.
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For real.
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Told me he's a scarecrow.
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Headshot, headshot, headshot.
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Yes.
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When I was a little kid, my mama said, I asked my mama, how come all my friends rode the big bus and I rode the smoke bus?
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Yeah, for real.
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She said I was special, y'all.
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I started smiling, she started frowning.
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She said, Moron, you take it special the wrong way.
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I'm thinking like Superman, Batman, Aquaman.
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She said, No more like Squidworth.
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I said, Oh, that hurt.
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Squidward.
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I thought about it for a second.
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Squidward does run with SpongeBob.
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He does, right?
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I said, my mama called me Robin on the sneaky out for real.
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I said, Mama says something special, can I try for the team?
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My mama said you can try for any team in America.
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You're not gonna make it.
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I said, what kind of encouragement is that?
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I said, I want to try for the, you know, uh, uh, what's the team in in and uh out here in Atlanta?
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Atlanta Braves.
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I said, coach, I want to be a back catcher.
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He said, sure, special.
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If you catch the ball with no equipment, no pads, no socks, no nothing, butt naked, no disrespect, nobody, you made the team.
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I said, bring it on.
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I want to be a winner, for real.
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Picture through the ball 100 miles an hour.
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I said, ah, yeah, I'm gonna prove everybody wrong.
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I'm finally gonna make it in this comedy, show my daughter, show the world.
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I'm that man.
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The ball hit me in the chest.
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Wait a minute, I can't breathe.
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Somebody called 1822.
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That's 911 twice.
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Special down, y'all.
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For real, for real.
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I got up, tried to run to the picture, tore my ACL, y'all.
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For real.
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I'm hot and for real.
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That's when I knew sports wasn't for me no more.
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I said, Mama, you was right, mama.
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I didn't make the team.
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She said, I told you.
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For real.
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No more sports, y'all.
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So I said, let me try for the dance team.
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Yes, I said, ah, yeah, you know what?
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I'm going.
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I said, let me try for the dancing.
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I said, Coach, I want to try for dancing with the stars.
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He started laughing.
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He said, You'll never make your book like the moon.
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I said, Whoa, wait a minute, coach, 360?
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I said, Well, how you guess my weight, coach?
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He started laughing.
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He said, only thing you had to do the moon walk, you made the 10.
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I said, that's it.
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I looked at the first light right there, hollering like a whalewolf.
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I walking forward, went down and did the worm.
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He said, get this dude up out of here immediately.
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Where y'all found him at?
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Send him back to Dallas, Texas, in the storm or whatever.
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I said, Whoa, that hurt.
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I said, Coach, give me one more chance.
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That's a misunderstanding.
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He said, sure, special.
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He said, do the spinky leg you made the teeth.
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I said, ah, that's my damn.
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That's my dance.
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I was breaking my body down and doing the worming and kicking this leg back.
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They said, what this man doing, Tiber?
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I said, no, I'm trying to make my body pass gas.
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He said he do the shine.
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He said, hell no.
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Nope.
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Nope.
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I said, coach, one more chance.
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We're not on the same page.
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You know what stuff happens.
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You gotta warm up like I'm warming up.
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He said, okay.
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He said, do the sinee man you made the table.
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I said, that's it, that's my jam.
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I looked at the clouds again and said, Martin! Martin! He kicked me in my butt.
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That's when I realized who I was.
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The jackass of comedy, one of the worst never do it, y'all.
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For real.
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Yes.
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So put it out there.
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Married a prostitute.
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Yes, I did.
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Yes.
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She was tasting like collagen and spinach.
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Even though I'm built like Brutus right there.
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She right there.
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Yes.
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Five dollars.
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She made me holler.
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I said, I marry you, y'all.
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Yes.
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Five dollars made you holler.
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But yeah, that's why I do comedy.
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That's why I try to be in my own mental state.
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People go through pain.
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People go through agony.
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So I put myself in a cartoon carry the motor.
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As y'all see Tom and Jerry right now, right?
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I feel like Tom and Jerry built together for real.
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I love cartoons, so laughter sometimes helps.
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Laughter change things.
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Because sometimes when I used to get mad before, I'd be like, oh, I want to do this, I want to do that.
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But you think about 25 years and 30 years and 60 years and no bell, and ha ha ha, they make you real think yourself.
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Do you really want that that bad?
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No, I do not.
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No, I do not.
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So I'll be in the room laughing and writing a joke.
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Ha ha ha.
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I ain't in jail.
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You ain't about to get this one.
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I know I'm through, but I ain't that through.
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I know 25 years.
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I'm 50, that's 75.
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I'm breaking down already.
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That's not gonna add up for me.
00:22:41.039 --> 00:22:43.920
So I go on the mic, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:22:44.000 --> 00:22:45.599
I gotta put fetish for real.
00:22:45.759 --> 00:22:47.440
Let me talk to the Adam family.
00:22:47.519 --> 00:22:48.400
Let me talk to the hand.
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For real.
00:22:50.880 --> 00:22:54.000
I got a crush on a young lady, and I'm about to get up out of here.
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This young lady to me, I know y'all like, oh, wait a minute, come on, P, don't talk about sex.
00:22:58.480 --> 00:23:00.319
I'm not talking about sex, but I got a crush on her.
00:23:00.400 --> 00:23:02.480
She got big bifocals, for real.
00:23:02.720 --> 00:23:06.000
She got these pennies rolled up on her leg, for real.
00:23:06.079 --> 00:23:07.039
And she got a dick.
00:23:07.200 --> 00:23:09.839
She'd be like, Made in here, Madea Hattie.
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I don't know if you ever heard of her.
00:23:11.599 --> 00:23:13.759
Oh, I love me some Hattie for real.
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I be like, whoa, let me look at you, Hattie.
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This is triple P.
00:23:18.079 --> 00:23:19.680
You ever want to go on the date?
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It's on me, Hattie, for real.
00:23:21.759 --> 00:23:24.480
I love them stock and I love them buy for the Hattie with.
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Madea, Madea.
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I'll be like, Hattie, Hattie.
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I love me some Hattie, y'all.
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For real.
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But uh, yes, I'm about to get up out of here, y'all.
00:23:36.400 --> 00:23:39.599
But before I get out of here, I want us all to take a shot though together.
00:23:40.240 --> 00:23:45.599
I know, I know y'all tired of me, like, oh, you went from sad to comedy, Madea to Hattie.
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I need some coke, y'all.
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For real.
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This is my birthday.
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This is my birthday celebration.
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I want everybody in the building that drink.
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If y'all don't mind, y'all.
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Yes.
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I just want a little coke, y'all.
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Man, this is a beautiful day.
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This is my birthday.
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I appreciate y'all being here.
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Thank y'all all.
00:24:15.519 --> 00:24:16.640
Oh, yeah, I need it.
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Lord have mercy.
00:24:17.839 --> 00:24:18.880
I'm sweating so much.
00:24:18.960 --> 00:24:19.920
I need a shower.
00:24:20.160 --> 00:24:21.519
I need a bath.
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Thank y'all.
00:24:29.680 --> 00:24:33.440
And can I and can I have a glue of the coat, somebody?
00:24:34.640 --> 00:24:37.359
Oh, this so this will look the dark.
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Does anybody want to come up here on the stage and take a post from me by the chair?
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I mean, my productive is y'all production right here, y'all.
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Oh! Oh!
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Can I oh oh this Lady G right here, y'all?
00:24:53.200 --> 00:24:53.519
Oh.
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I met her at KOD's King Cat Onion Rings and Donuts, y'all.
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Special.
00:25:00.559 --> 00:25:01.119
Oh, come on.
00:25:01.680 --> 00:25:02.000
Come on.
00:25:05.279 --> 00:25:07.359
She said I was in the top 50, y'all.
00:25:08.480 --> 00:25:09.119
Yes.
00:25:10.799 --> 00:25:11.759
Oh, yes, ma'am.
00:25:11.839 --> 00:25:12.960
We're gonna we're gonna get some co.
00:25:13.279 --> 00:25:14.720
Anybody wanna come up and take a shot with me?
00:25:14.799 --> 00:25:15.839
It's my birthday, y'all.
00:25:15.920 --> 00:25:17.920
Oh, y'all gonna be on TV, y'all.
00:25:18.319 --> 00:25:19.200
Story challenges.
00:25:21.519 --> 00:25:23.519
The best I've seen in my Metro.
00:25:24.559 --> 00:25:26.000
And I'm born and raised here.
00:25:26.480 --> 00:25:27.359
Y'all come up here, y'all.
00:25:27.440 --> 00:25:28.319
We're gonna we're gonna take a shot.
00:25:28.400 --> 00:25:29.519
We're gonna be on TV, y'all.
00:25:32.640 --> 00:25:34.720
Oh, no one gave me no coat, but it's okay.
00:25:35.920 --> 00:25:36.400
Oh, thank you.
00:25:37.440 --> 00:25:37.599
Okay.
00:25:37.680 --> 00:25:38.160
How you sure?
00:25:39.759 --> 00:25:40.880
Okay, oh lord, okay.
00:25:41.119 --> 00:25:42.880
Hey, happy birthday, y'all.
00:25:49.039 --> 00:25:57.440
Happy birthday, triple Pappy birthday to you.
00:25:58.400 --> 00:25:58.799
Woo!
00:26:00.559 --> 00:26:05.039
My comedy special in Atlanta, y'all, with these wonderful, wonderful people in Atlanta.
00:26:05.279 --> 00:26:08.240
Man, we got to stop the drink on me, y'all, for real.
00:26:08.319 --> 00:26:08.960
Ready y'all.
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Let's do it.
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Uh oh.
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Uh oh.
00:26:11.839 --> 00:26:13.359
I got to stop the top child.
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Thank you.
00:26:14.480 --> 00:26:15.359
Happy birthday.
00:26:15.680 --> 00:26:15.839
Thank you.
00:26:16.160 --> 00:26:16.880
I enjoy it.
00:26:20.640 --> 00:26:23.519
I'm the one and only lady of Metro Atlanta.
00:26:23.839 --> 00:26:24.960
And we have to show love.
00:26:29.920 --> 00:26:33.440
If you deserve it, baby, you better for the stars.
00:26:33.519 --> 00:26:34.960
You already made some stars.
00:26:35.200 --> 00:26:36.319
Go on to the next gallery.
00:26:43.920 --> 00:26:44.960
That's what I'm talking about.
00:26:50.000 --> 00:26:51.119
Oh, thank you, Miss Lady G.
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Drink it up.
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I can bring you.
00:26:57.039 --> 00:26:58.000
I met Miss Lady G.
00:26:58.240 --> 00:27:00.160
I don't want to tell a story, but I KOD's y'all.
00:27:00.240 --> 00:27:01.920
Kick Pat Onion Rings and Donut.
00:27:02.400 --> 00:27:04.160
I was walking around trying to find my wife.
00:27:04.559 --> 00:27:06.000
But she was in the bathroom, y'all.
00:27:07.759 --> 00:27:10.319
But yeah, just an honor to be here in Atlanta.
00:27:11.119 --> 00:27:12.480
Hey, thank y'all for having me.
00:27:12.640 --> 00:27:13.200
Just an honor.
00:27:13.279 --> 00:27:15.599
I don't know if I'm funny to y'all or not, but I tried.
00:27:16.799 --> 00:27:18.319
And I've been through something.
00:27:19.279 --> 00:27:21.920
And I would never ever disrespect nobody.
00:27:22.000 --> 00:27:23.519
Because everybody goes through something.
00:27:23.680 --> 00:27:25.759
It's some comedians gonna talk bad about you.
00:27:25.920 --> 00:27:27.440
That's how they're gonna make you a living.
00:27:27.599 --> 00:27:30.240
I'd rather talk by myself than y'all.
00:27:30.400 --> 00:27:32.000
So y'all right here witness me.
00:27:32.079 --> 00:27:33.519
I appreciate y'all and God bless.
00:27:33.680 --> 00:27:34.240
Follow me.
00:27:34.480 --> 00:27:36.559
The comedian triple P Show.
00:27:36.640 --> 00:27:38.880
The only pimp in America with a negative bank account.
00:27:38.960 --> 00:27:40.160
Like I said, the daughter took it off.
00:27:40.480 --> 00:27:40.720
For real.
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The comedian triple P Show.
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On all platforms.
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The Comedian Triple P Show.
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If you need that poison ivy, I got it for you, ma'am.
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