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fine.
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We are back.
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Did you miss us?
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'cause we missed you, did we?
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I did.
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I was busy, so I didn't really miss anybody.
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Sorry.
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That's kind of mean.
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We haven't done this in a while.
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Our energy's low as No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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Our energy is high.
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We're manifesting the energy that we deserve in the world.
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Fucking liar.
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We just spent six weeks, five weeks.
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Oh no.
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I was talking about the hour that we spent setting up our new, our new podcast situation.
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'cause we wanna change everything about our podcast.
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We, we've been away for a good month and then we thought, oh, what wouldn't it be amazing if we just came back and like revamped the entire setup?
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Yeah.
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I put up a new gallery wall.
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Two days ago it was fucking horrible.
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This is so fun.
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And I'm like, let me, let me like change shit up a bit because sitting in front of a makeshift dining table and on a dining seat for like an hour at a time, it's just like a little bit annoying.
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If you are listening to this podcast and not watching us on YouTube or on the internet, you will not.
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See that.
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So we originally had a dining table situation and now we switched entirely to the couch.
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We like turn and take our outside patio furniture and put it inside and be like, oh, hey, we're sat dining.
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Well welcome.
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Let's
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dig in.
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But now we're digging in'cause we're having dinner on the couch.
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Yeah.
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Or it's like the afters on the couch.
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Ooh, it's the afters.
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I don't go to afters anymore.
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Shut the fuck up.
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Oh my God.
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Get a free fucking high horse.
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Welcome back to the podcast that's known as, let's Dig In, otherwise known as Us, yapping to you for an hour about whatever the fuck we want, and you have to listen to us.
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And that's it.
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Wow.
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And um, it's been how long we've been gone?
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Six weeks A month.
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A month?
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Yeah.
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A month.
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Did you say two months?
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No, I said six weeks.
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Yeah.
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It's been like, it's been like six weeks, I think.
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We haven't posted an episode in like five weeks.
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It's been like six weeks.
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It's a strong six weeks.
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Well, we meaningfully took that time off.
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Yeah.
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And we're going to tell you all about all of the, let's catch up.
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Stop.
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You're wording, you're too, being too wordy.
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we tell you about all the adventures that we went on.
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So let's catch up and let's dig in.
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The day was April 10.
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Oh my God.
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We were going to film an episode that week we were planning on filming like a bunch of episodes right before we went to Coachella, but we didn't because we couldn't, and I didn't have the mental capacity or the, the wherewithal.
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Is that, is that a saying?
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A where the wherewithal, where, where the wherewithal, the, where, where is like where, and then the wherewithal where with all wherewithal.
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What does that mean?
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The wherewithal.
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What does that, what does that mean?
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The wherewithal?
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Wherewithal.
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The wherewithal.
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Like where, like where, like where is something with, with something.
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All, all of something like the nuts.
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What does that mean?
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The nuts and the bolts in my brain.
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What does that mean?
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That's what I mean.
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But that's what I mean.
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But have the mean nuts.
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I don't know.
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Can we move on?
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I didn't have the wherewithal.
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That sounds like a fake word.
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No, I just, I don't know if it is or not.
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I just like to say it.
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I like now I like it, so I'm gonna continue saying it.
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So we're also not good at planning ahead.
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No, I don't give a fuck.
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That's not us.
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We didn't want to.
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I was too tired.
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That's fine.
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I'm not coming
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from Mexico.
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And then we like, did we, we, I can't even remember what episodes we had out last, last episode.
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QA Q&a.
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Yeah, it was a q and a ran.
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She's got a gun.
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last episode was the q and a, and that's been up for like a while.
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But then, okay, so we were gonna try to film the podcasts didn't fucking work, because We're not, we're not, we're not planners, we're not organizers.
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I don't, I don't pretend to be on top of things.
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You're a vego, Aries Moon.
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That doesn't mean shit.
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You've got Capricorn rising,
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so
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why do I have to be the one with my shit together?
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Because you've got Virgo Center and a Capricorn rising.
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That means you are the one in charge of things.
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I don't want to be, I don't give a fuck.
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I'm a Gemini.
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Gemini, Libra.
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I get to chill.
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That's not
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fair.
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Yeah, it's fair.
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It's written in the fucking stars.
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Look it up.
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Fucking hell Actually.
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The stars have moved.
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So none of astrology is real anymore.
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I'm gonna cancel this entire podcast if you ever say those things again.
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Don't tell me lies.
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Never.
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I've fallen night with people for less.
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Stop.
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Okay, moving on.
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So what did we do?
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April 10?
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We went to Coachella.
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Ah, spooky.
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I wanna like talk to you in excruciating detail about our last month.
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This is a big fat catch up.
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Sit down.
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Where have you been?
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What have you been up to since our last Round, round table.
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We're not around the table anymore.
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Do you know what?
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Here's another thing.
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Our old podcast up, I just wanted to like sit on the fucking couch and like cozy up and put my legs on the fucking, on the fucking Seti.
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What the seti what the fuck you saying?
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Couch?
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Seti Seti seti seti.
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Just put
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my
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legs up on the, like
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the ottoman or something.
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What's a Seti?
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Seti What?
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It's like a, it's like a couch fixture.
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I can't do this anymore.
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So
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we, Yeah, we, I wanted to change it.
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I just wanna be
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comfortable, like, let me be fucking comfortable.
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and what did we do?
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Stop talking about the couch.
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We went to Coachella and that was our big main thing.
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And you're gonna hear all about it?
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No, it wasn't a big main thing.
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We went to the UK for 10 days right after my brother's wedding.
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Coachella was more exciting.
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Co Wow.
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What if they listen?
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What if my family members are listening?
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I feel like they understand that Lady Gaga and Charlie XXNZ was a moment more important than my brother's wedding to my lovely sister-in-law.
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Yeah, that was amazing.
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I also loved seeing Lord live with Charlie.
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X.
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X.
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Wow.
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Okay.
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table of Contents, that was an introduction.
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Table of contents, Coachella.
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Home for a day.
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The UK for my brother's wedding Sub context.
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Context.
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Oh my God, yes.
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Yeah.
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Uh, Sheffield, Manchester, London, um, New York, San Francisco, LA Secret thing in LA that we, no, no Beyonce then secret thing in LA we can't talk about yet.
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Then home.
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That was from April until last week.
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Yeah.
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I'm tired as fuck.
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I don't wanna not even last anymore until Friday.
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Yeah.
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I don't wanna move anymore.
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I'm never moving from this couch.
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This is the couch.
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That's why I wanna be comfortable.
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Okay.
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Also, we got a new mattress.
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I'm geriatric.
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We got a new mattress and it reclines.
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Oh yeah.
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So definitely geriatric at the moment.
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Yes.
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So here we are.
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Would if I could lay down, should we do the podcast in bed?
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We actually could.
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I've never seen anyone do a podcast in bed.
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But then we'd have to change the name of the podcast to instead of Let's dig into Let's Die.
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Okay.
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No.
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What, what are, what are the, what are the, the, let's sleep in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
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Let's sleep in.
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What's the guy?
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What?
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Charlie and Chocolate Factory.
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What's the, the old man?
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Well, what the grandparents called?
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Oh, I don't know.
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Memaw and Pee.
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Yeah.
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Me, me, my Pee Pa.
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Come lay down.
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With me, me, ma Bipa.
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That's a bit that sounded creepier than I, that sounded way, that sounded way creepier than I was what expecting it to.
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So let's move on.
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Um, we were really excited about going to Coachella and um.
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My expectations of it.
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Were our
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second
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Coachella.
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Second Coachella.
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'cause we went last year.
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Yeah.
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Um, it's like not very relevant to be talking about Coachella anymore, but like, it was something we, no, this is like relevant to our catchup.
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This is what we did.
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Yeah.
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We went to Coachella.
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It was really fun.
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Um, I wasn't expecting to have like, as good of a time this year'cause I feel like last year was good.
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It was like fine.
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Um.
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We didn't know that many people that were gonna be there like our friends.
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Mm-hmm.
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So we kinda like dotted about.
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It was fun.
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I had a good time.
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And then earlier when we were going this year, I was like, this could be my last Coachella.
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I had so much fun.
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Mm.
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You guys, I had so much you guys, I had so much fun.
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I like didn't expect to have so much, it was so disorganized.
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The Uber situation was trash.
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We,'cause we Ubered in and out every single day.
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'cause we, we could.
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have bought the shuttle pass.
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Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm.
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But that's just not our journey.
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Have you seen what the shuttles look like?
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I did see what Thes looks like.
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Have you seen what the inside of the shuttles look like?
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Yeah.
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There're singing competitions.
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I'm not fucking sitting in that shuttle.
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People are singing.
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Yeah.
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Get fucked.
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No.
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Could you imagine being hungover and then you pop on a shuttle and then people are singing?
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No.
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And then the way home it's like dead silent and everyone's like on their deathbed.
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Yeah, So we'd rather, on an Uber for 45 minutes.
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We were in Uber for an hour, one day from 10 minutes away.
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We were, yeah, we were staying Quinta and uh, the drive was supposed to be 10 minutes, but.
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It wasn't,'cause the organization of the Uber and Lyft, like drop off was not the same as last year.
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I think there's a bunch of construction happening in the area or some bullshit.
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Ugh.
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And you know, it's the worst.
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And then we just have to like sit through it.
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But you know, what's the worst?
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What?
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Well, the worst for me you enjoyed it was having chatty Uber drivers because we always had chatty Uber drivers.
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Every single Uber driver was chat and chat chatting up a fucking storm.
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Yeah.
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And I am one to, I hate, I love the chat driver.
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I hate.
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Speaking in the Ubers.
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I love, I hate speaking to my Uber driver.
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I'm sorry.
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Be silent.
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I'm sorry.
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I don't wanna talk, I don't wanna speak to you.
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Request an Uber black and then request silent people.
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Uh, why can't I do that in the Uber X?
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You can't.
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Why stop being poor and request an Uber black?
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I just don't wanna speak to anyone.
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She's, why am I like, I'm, I'm, you have the means to.
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I'm not hungover, so I'm like, what is my excuse?
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I don't, speaking to people, you have to not complain.
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I would like this.
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This is what this podcast is about.
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As we have discussed, you have the means to, to fix this problem though.
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No, I don't wanna order an Uber black.
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I just wanna order like a Toyota Corolla.
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Ew.
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A little Prius.
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And I want them to be quiet, silent.
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Not a Prius.
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Not a Prius.
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The Prius is in the Camry are my like, and the Tesla since moving to, and the Teslas, of course.
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Yeah.
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But for different reasons.
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Mm-hmm.
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Not actually the same reasons everyone who drives a Toyota Camry, uh, Prius, Prius.
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And a Tesla are all fucking dumb fucks.
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Correct.
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No one can drive.
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No.
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They got their license out of a, out of a, out of a cereal box.
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At what?
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I know I say that all the time.
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That's such a like a nineties joke.
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But because you used to get toys out of a cereal box.
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I know.
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And then I It is like a da.
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It's actually a dad joke.
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No, it's not.
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It's like a mom joke.
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You got your driver's license out of a cereal box.
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You driver license outta
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a cereal box.
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Yeah.
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You used to get like fun toys out of a cereal box.
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I used to love.
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I used to love, oh, I miss
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that.
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I used to
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love cereal box toys.
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I used
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to miss cereal.
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Remember when?
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Remember when you didn't know what a calorie was and you could eat cereal?
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Yes.
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The golden ages.
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Oh, take me back.
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Country Road.
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See, this is the issue about sitting on this couch.
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It's just dog hair everywhere.
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Well, you just gotta ignore it.
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Okay.
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I vacuumed the best I could.
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Anyways.
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Coachella was fun.
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What did we see?
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So fun.
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Who did we see?
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We saw, oh, well, first day one.
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We planned very late and we like left really late and then we got there quite late.
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Yes.
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And I was trying to catch Marina as soon as we arrived and we had to abandon our Uber and walk, I mean run for 20 minutes to get to the, we literally abandoned her.
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We were like, ma'am.
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marina was on like 15 I think, or like 30 and I think it was looking like it would take like 45 minutes to an hour in the Uber.
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we're gonna abandon ship.
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Yeah, I'm gonna book it out into the a hundred degree weather.
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Yeah.
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Book it a hundred degrees.
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And our friends drove passes in the Uber and they were like, ha fucking losers.
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And they made it exactly the same time as we did.
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the worst part was going into the porta potty at the entrance, which was the temperature of the sun.
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Oh, yeah.
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And I, we got in that porta potty and I started sweating bullets.
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And I was like, I'm gonna have the worst day ever sweating.
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And I, yeah.
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Sweating bullets.
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Sweating bullets.
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Sweating bullets.
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Sweating bullets.
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You've never heard that one?
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Is that a saying?
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Yeah.
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Sweating bullets.
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Yeah.
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Sweating bullets.
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Sweating.
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Well, it's more like sweat and bullets.
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Like in my accent, not yours.
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Sweat and bullets.
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No sweat and bullets.
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I don't like this anymore.
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You would be talking about American fucking obsession with guns.
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Fucking hell.
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Who else did we see?
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Lady Gaga.
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We made it for fucking Marina.
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We made it for Marina right on time.
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And I was a prima donna girl.
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Mm oh yeah.
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For one night only.
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All you ever wanted was the world.
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Can't help that.
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I need it all.
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A prima donna.
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I'm gonna kill you.
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If you don't shut the fuck up, I'm gonna kill you.
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I'm gonna kill you.
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What else?
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Get on with it.
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We want so much to talk about.
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You're stuck on Marina
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because you wanted you, okay.
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Oh my God.
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It was a great day.
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We saw Lady Gaga day one.
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Wasn't that fun?
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It was like we had a really good time.
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Lady Gaga, obviously amazing.
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Marina, obviously amazing.
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It took us two hours to get home'cause we went to the, we went to the wrong Uber pickup place.
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Oh my God.
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It was crazy.
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And it took us two hours, sat on the ground.
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Everything was covered in dust and dirt.
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My nose, the inside of my nostrils were black.
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The next morning.
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There's nothing worse than being done with the festival and then having to go.
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Sit down against place against a, um, a fence for two hours and you leaning against I did get like street meat though.
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That was Well, nice.
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And you're leaning against, oh, you did get street meat.
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Do you remember?
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I got the pot dog.
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Burger.
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It was a hot dog.
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It was a hot dog.
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I don't remember.
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I was wasted, but we were sat against this fence for I was having a good time though.
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Right.
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We were sat against this fence for two hours though, and we got back home and I bent over and he looked at my back and I was, well that sounded, he bent over and I looked at his back and it was covered in lesions from the, it, it wasn't until the next day too.
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Yeah.
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Like you like leaning on
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that fence and you just had
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fence spots, was on your back?
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I was.
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I was marked by the fence.
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So were you there with pictures?
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Are there?
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Yeah, they're on my phone.
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I don't really remember that.
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The good thing about me being sober is I can take photo evidence of everyone.
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Um, I then woke up.
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Yeah, woke up the next day and went again and it was so fun.
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And the next day was so fun too.
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And it was so fun.
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Saturday was the best day I think.
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I think this was honestly, well I haven't been to the
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Coachellas before last year so I can anything of yonder year.
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Of yonder year.
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But I have heard from people who have been to multiple, multiple Coachellas that this was one of the best ones since the pandemic.
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Yeah.
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Pre pandy.
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Pre, pre, pre pany.
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That's what I mean.
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Um, because the lineup was really good.
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The vibes were great.
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Everyone was having fun.
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It felt less like influencer and more like everyone was just like having a good time.
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Those influencers, fuck, what do you want about, I saw James Charles.
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Yeah, I saw it felt less.
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What do you mean?
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Like, I didn't see people being like, people were annoying because we weren't paying attention to annoying people.
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That's true.
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We just had more fun.
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Oh, so we were being annoying.
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We just having fun.
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No, we were being annoying as well.
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We weren't.
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Why?
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Because we were having fun.
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What do you mean by annoying?
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Exactly.
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Influencer in what world and what, what do you mean?
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I don't know.
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It just felt more fun.
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Okay.
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It was fun.
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It just felt Coachella is,
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people always are like, oh, no, Coachella's like the, the
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influencer Olympics.
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The Influencer Olympics are happening outside of the festival round.
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Oh, all the other activations happening around the like Palm Springs, Coachella Valley area.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Because they're not like.
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Activating inside the actual festival ground.
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They're doing shit.
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We got invited to a bunch of events outside.
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I'm like, I'm not going because I wanna go get wasted for the, well.
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'cause a lot of people, if for like people who don't know, a lot of influencers will just go to these events and pretend that they're at Coachella and not actually go to the festival.
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Crazy.
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They just go to the, what was the one?
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Kylie Jenner?
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No, the one with the tequila.
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8 1 8.
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Yeah, the one.
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Which one is that?
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Eight.
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One eight can.
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Kendall Jenners tequila brand.
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Is that Kendall Jenner?
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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Well, Kendall Jen Kinder, Jen Kendall Jenner had a event, a one eight event, and all these influencers will go to that event and then pretend that like take pictures.
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Cool.
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And pretend that they're at the festival.
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This year we paid for our own tickets.
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We paid for our own tickets.
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Like we didn't go with the brand.
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How embarrassing.
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I know like next year I really do want to go with the brand.
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Uh, but this year we, we went by ourselves and it's just like a lot of work.
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I think that's why I had so much more fun.
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'cause like we didn't have any obligations.
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Like we didn't have to do anything.
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Like last year I had to like go to one of the act I had to go to like somewhere in Palm Springs to do a thing for Sol de Janero.
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Which was really fun.
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It was really cool, but I was hungover as fuck and I had to,'cause I had to do it on the Saturday and I was like, I don't feel well, but then I had to go home and edit and then submit it all before I went to the festival.
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Well, that's why people don't go to the festival and they just go do work.
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Yeah.
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If you're getting paid a shit ton just to go to these other, other places, you don't actually care about the festival.
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Why would you go?
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Yeah.
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And if you live in LA and you can just drive down in like three hours and be there, or they go to the ref.
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Revolve the revolve of it where they go get free D and air wraps and hair D and that's crazy.
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Do you see how it Shit they got?
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Yes.
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That's crazy.
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And I kind of want to do, it's crazy.
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Yeah, me too.
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But I hate Revolve.
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I'm maybe I love Revolve.
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I don't know.
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I don't know anything about Revolve.
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I think it's just girly brand, right?
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It's just for.
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It's just for cookie cutter.
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Cookie cutter, influencer, girls, cookie cutter influence brain.
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All I, the only people I see, it's like boohoo.com k.
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The only people I see wearing, yeah.
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The only people I see wearing revolve are just the same basic influencers.
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But I would say the opposite.
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If you gave me a free wow drive, drag them.
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Drag them.
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Whereas your integrity, where my integrity stand on business.
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No, I for sure.
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I would be a cu be a bitch.
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Next, next year you should be in full revolve, be misogynistic, go on.
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It's not misogynistic, be, be, it's not misogynistic to say a lot of the influencers look the same and do the same content, and they're just like the same person.
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Um, are any guys getting invited to the Revolve Fest?
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I've never seen one.
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Revolve.
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Revolve, yeah.
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I've never seen one.
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Anyway, Coachella was amazing.
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I, again, I always say this when we go to Coachella, I'm like, I'm not gonna go on the third day and it comes to the third day and I'm like, I have a really good outfit I'm gonna wear, I really wanna wear it.
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You do this thing where you like to say the opposite of what you're going to do, just to set the preference, just to set it.
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And then just to like surprise everyone later on.
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I love surprising people with my presence.
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Yeah.
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I think that's
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amazing.
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Yeah.
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You, I'm like, I'm not gonna go to this thing.
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Mm.
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And then I'll just show up and then everyone's like, oh my God.
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Crazy, crazy.
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You, like you said, you weren't gonna go and now you on Saturday
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night.
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On Saturday night, they just went.
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We went to go see Trixie Trixie Martel at the fucking.
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In Oakland.
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Trixie Martel, Trixie Martel, which
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was, it is just like the bachelorette crowd, which was so strange for a drag show.
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Mm.
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It wasn't a drag show.
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She was DJing.
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Yeah, she pressed play and I don't know what the hell was going on, and I was confused by it all.
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And um, yeah, I told my friends who were going to a different party I give, and then I just popped up at the function and everyone was like,
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oh my God.
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Can't believe you're here.
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I miss you.
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And I was like, Ugh.
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Tell me being how amazing I am.
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You love being missed.
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I love being missed.
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I love being missed.
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I love popping in.
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Mm-hmm.
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And then I love vanishing again.
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Hmm.
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And then restarting the cycle.
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What does that say about me?
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Um,
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bit of a detention here, aren't I?
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A bit moving on Coachella.
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Amazing.
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Did the recovery need to be that dastardly?
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What recovery from Coachella, when did we recover?
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We got back exactly.
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We got back to SF and then we left the day after.
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The day after.
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After we got back from sf, we got back to SF on the Monday night and then we spent the Tuesday unpacking, washing, all that fucking shit off our clothes.
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Repacking for 10 days in the uk Did you have to go?
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And buy a suit for my brother's wedding too.
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'cause you didn't have a suit?
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Yes.
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Why are you always scrambling to buy suits?
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Somehow?
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I don't have suits because I always um, you should just buy suits.
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Well, I just return the bla like I buy a blazer and then I return it.
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'cause I never like it.
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What you Well I never like it.
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What if you buy one that you liked?
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Well, I never find it in time'cause I never look in time.
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Why don't you buy something?
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Why don't you buy things you like?
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Because I'm always waiting for the day before the wedding or the function to buy the thing that I need, even though I knew about it for months in advance.
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And that's just my problem.
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You knew about this wedding a year in advance?
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Well, they already had one wedding and I had bought another suit for that, but then I returned that.
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Oh my God.
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Okay, so this is, I'm not a Virgo.
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You are complaining about things that you could solve really easily and that makes me feel good.
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Why I like it.
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I hate it.
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I like complaining.
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I'm like way more organized than you are.
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And when it comes to like organizing my things and my, like, my objects and my like packing and organizing, that kind of stuff, like physical, but physical organizing, I can do really well.
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Yeah.
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The other, the mental stuff externally, you're good at organizing.
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Yeah.
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Internally, you're doomed.
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Just a Hello.
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Don't watch it.
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Watch it.
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Watch it.
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First episode back in the month.
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Don't make me fist fight you.
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There's
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just so much in there and so
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little.
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I've had enough of you.
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we went to the airport, but let me just say we packed, we were wearing one thing in Palm Springs, or not Palm Springs, where the fuck we were?
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Palm Desert Coachella, which was a hundred degrees.
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And then we had to pack for what, like 50 degree rainy weather in the uk.
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I dunno what that means.
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It was like 12 degrees whatever Celsius.
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It was a drastic difference and my body felt it.
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At least we flew in business there and that was great.
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Oh my God.
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We've got these fucking flights on points.
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Oh my God.
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Oh, tell them about the points we got.
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I'm mad about it.
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I'm mad about it.
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You like the points.
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I am, I do like the points, but it was, it was, didn't need to be that long.
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Like the whole journey took so long because we're dumb.
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Well, no.
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So we paid, how much did
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we pay?
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We could have gone from San Francisco straight to London and then taken the train from London to Manchester.
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But, but we found these cheap flights on points and you had to fly into Chicago first in economy.
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And then the Chicago to London flight was in business.
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Yeah.
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Half the plane was business though.
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That was.
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It was British Highways.
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It was like mostly business class seats, which was crazy.
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I just don, I don't think you went to the To the back.
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No, I was like 25.
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I was like seat 25 and it was still business.
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I think there were a lot.
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I know.
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I think there were a lot though.
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It was a big, yeah, it was a big, big flight.
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Exactly what I just said.
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Yeah.
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So there were, it
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was a lot of business seats.
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Yeah, it was a lot of business
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seats.
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But that
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was,
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um.
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A long journey.
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Yes.
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Because we literally left in the morning from sf.
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Yeah.
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Got to Chicago in the, like late afternoon.
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Mm-hmm.
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And then we had four hours to chill.
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Mm-hmm.
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Although that, the lounge was amazing,
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lounge
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was good.
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And I, and then I was still kind of hung over from, not hung over, but like, you know, brain rot from the desert and I was like, I really don't feel.
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Well.
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Mm-hmm.
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And we're in the lounge and I'm like, the only thing that I feel like can make me like this sounds like an alcoholic.
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The only thing I feel like can like really perk me up right now with my dinner in the lounge would be just a glass of crisps.
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Sometimes it does it just a great chilled savvy bee.
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Yeah.
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There's nothing better.
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Yeah.
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So yeah, I had, did it help you?
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I had two and then it helped me.
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I don't think it helped you the night day after.
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No, because what happened was I got on the plane.
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And then I was planning on like having my dinner.
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Mm.
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Because yeah, I ate in the lounge, but then I also ate again on the plane.
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Oh, if you don't eat in the lounge, you've done it wrong.
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Like even if you're gonna get fed on the plane, because also airport calories don't count.
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Airport calories do not count.
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But if you're in the lounge.
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Okay.
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Before your whatever flight that's gonna have dinner on it, you need to eat in the lounge.
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You need to eat in the lounge.
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I don't care.
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One plate and a dessert.
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You have to and a Diet Coke or a at or bee or a savvy bee, like you have
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to make use of the amenities or
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you are just living life incorrectly.
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I don't care.
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And this is my problem that talk about it.
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This is what, this is what set me up for failure.
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Yeah, talk about it.
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So all got on the flight.
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Yeah.
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It is hot as fuck on that plane.
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And I wasn't wearing a very breathable t-shirt and didn't have a change of clothes.
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See, that's you.
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And I was wearing these joggers'cause I was like, it's gonna be cold in the uk so let me wear my thick joggers.
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That's your mistake on the plane.
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That's your mistake.
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So that,'cause I'm probably gonna be cold and in the UK I'm gonna want my thickest joggers.
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No.
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So on planes you do not wear thick materials.
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You are breathable materials.
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I, I know.
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That's why I bought new joggers in the uk.
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Yeah.
00:23:47.204 --> 00:23:47.984
Anyway, I was.
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Uh, also all the alcohol drank on the plane, didn't help sat down.
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And the guy, it was like the, it was, I was British Highway, so it was like so British and I hadn't been back in the UK in like a year and a half ish.
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Mm-hmm.
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And the guy on the plane was like, oh, would you like a champagne or an orange juice to start off with?
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And
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I was like, oh, I love a champagne.
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It was Prosecco.
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And then, yeah, I had a Prosecco and I was like, oh, just delightful.
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No, he was like, you're on a holidays.
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So you might as well,
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well, you're on your might as well.
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Well as well.
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Like, it's just like, might as well get fucked up.
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It's so British.
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It's like, oh, you're on your holiday.
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Might as well,
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might as
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well just get
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fucked up and then okay.
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Come down.
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And then I, put the Devil Wear Prada on.
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And that's when things like, see that's a great playing movie.
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I know.
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And that's when things took a downturn for me because he just kept coming back with a bottle of wine and I was like,
00:24:41.942 --> 00:24:43.788
oh yeah, why not off I, no, why not?
00:24:44.647 --> 00:24:45.028
Why not?
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Oh, what?
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Top me off?
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Why not A little bit, oh, I have a little bit more.
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Why not?
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Oh yeah, why not Top me I a little bit more, my God.
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And then all of a sudden I was six glasses of wine in that's.
00:24:57.232 --> 00:24:58.403
Something had my dinner.
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Mm.
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I was like giggling across the, across the aisle to you.
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And then I was crying, watching Wicked.
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It was, that's why I was crying.
00:25:06.863 --> 00:25:08.782
Not a good plane movie Our's Dust Bought.
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It is a great plane movie.
00:25:10.972 --> 00:25:15.982
Wicked, two hours and 30 minutes of beautiful, beautiful footage as hell.
00:25:16.012 --> 00:25:17.123
It's so good.
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Long as hell.
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I also remember like the Wicked First game, I was also thinking about getting a sweater.
00:25:25.593 --> 00:25:30.093
I was also thinking when Wicked first came out, I was like, oh yeah, we should go watch that again in, in the movies.
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I don't don't like musicals.
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I loved Wicked, obviously.
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It was great.
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Love me Mia.
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Amazing.
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They don't count.
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And I, I just like, don't feel like I ever wanna watch that movie again.
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Like I'll watch it right before we go watch the second one.
00:25:42.991 --> 00:25:43.291
Yeah.
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But like, I just like don't need to watch that movie multiple times.
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So sad for you because I know what happens and I just don't care that much.
00:25:51.092 --> 00:25:52.741
You watch the Devil Wars Prada again?
00:25:52.771 --> 00:25:54.662
Yeah, because I will.
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Okay.
00:25:55.490 --> 00:25:57.470
Like we could is for sure my comfort movie.
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Like I would put that on over and over and over again.
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Yeah.
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Devil was part of mine, I guess.
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Okay.
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And Emily?
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Mm-hmm.
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That's all
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longer.
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Pause in between that.
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It's
00:26:09.154 --> 00:26:09.994
like that's a long pause.
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I know we're on the
00:26:10.744 --> 00:26:11.525
podcast though.
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We're on the, we're on.
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We're on borrowed time.
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It's a long pause.
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We're on borrowed time.
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She pauses for years.
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I know.
00:26:17.914 --> 00:26:22.125
Did you see someone put that, put that clip of fucking am Miranda Priestly doing that?
00:26:22.155 --> 00:26:23.536
Do you know the guy on the Met?
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Met Gala.
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Red Cup.
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Red Cup, blue Carpet.
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Who just wore like a basic fucking suit, supply suit.
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And then Yes.
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Trainers.
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Yes.
00:26:31.681 --> 00:26:32.851
Sneakers for you.
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Yes.
00:26:33.454 --> 00:26:37.747
That monstrosity walking down the blue carpet.
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Anyway, I was wasted on the plane and I like, what's up, k.
00:26:41.654 --> 00:26:42.795
Movie's over.
00:26:42.795 --> 00:26:45.045
Dinner's, over drinks are over and I'm.
00:26:45.569 --> 00:26:50.549
Boiling and lemme go do my skincare in the bathroom quickly, brush my teeth and then go to bed.
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Couldn't sleep.
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This was overheating.
00:26:53.130 --> 00:26:54.180
I was barely slept.
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I think I might have like, you're also in like a coffin in business class.
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I like that.
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No, I, I, I enjoy it.
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But like, you're in like an very enclosed space.
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The heat in the body.
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Heat is just like, there's no escape.
00:27:04.950 --> 00:27:05.970
No, normally I like it.
00:27:07.035 --> 00:27:08.565
Normally I have to be wearing the right clothes.
00:27:08.565 --> 00:27:11.414
Like on the way back, I really liked it, right?
00:27:11.684 --> 00:27:14.204
Because the fucking, the plane was breezing cold.
00:27:14.295 --> 00:27:21.201
Yeah, We got to fucking London and this was our first mistake, not booking a flight from London to Manchester.
00:27:21.201 --> 00:27:22.132
Do you know what we could have done?
00:27:22.221 --> 00:27:23.541
Book a flight from London to Manchester?
00:27:23.721 --> 00:27:24.471
I think Chicago.
00:27:24.471 --> 00:27:25.402
No, I think Chicago flies to Manchester.
00:27:25.432 --> 00:27:26.061
Why didn't we do that?
00:27:26.332 --> 00:27:27.231
Because we wanted to save money.
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We were pinching venues.
00:27:28.896 --> 00:27:30.247
No, we weren't pinching pennies in my mind.
00:27:30.247 --> 00:27:33.606
I was like, I already went back for their wedding last year and they were having a second wedding.
00:27:33.666 --> 00:27:34.086
Mm.
00:27:34.297 --> 00:27:43.537
So I'm like, why am I spending more money to fly back to the UK for another wedding to the same per person?
00:27:43.747 --> 00:27:44.767
Love you.
00:27:44.916 --> 00:27:46.386
Love excessive.
00:27:46.386 --> 00:27:46.926
They're not listening.
00:27:48.491 --> 00:27:48.711
No.
00:27:49.356 --> 00:27:50.527
My sister-in-law might be.
00:27:51.606 --> 00:27:52.446
Love you.
00:27:52.596 --> 00:27:53.676
That's my sister-in-law la.
00:27:54.997 --> 00:27:56.856
That's your sister-in-law, Lala.
00:27:57.037 --> 00:27:57.936
No, it's not Lala.
00:27:57.967 --> 00:27:58.656
I like it.
00:27:59.076 --> 00:27:59.707
That sounds nice.
00:28:00.787 --> 00:28:03.352
My sister-in Lala Freak.
00:28:04.481 --> 00:28:04.832
Freak.
00:28:05.287 --> 00:28:06.156
What is she called?
00:28:06.217 --> 00:28:06.906
Your sister-in-law.
00:28:06.906 --> 00:28:07.987
She's just still your sister-in-law?
00:28:08.047 --> 00:28:11.317
No, because my, your, my brother is your brother-in-law.
00:28:11.376 --> 00:28:11.676
Oh.
00:28:11.737 --> 00:28:14.196
But she's my sister-in Lala technically.
00:28:14.196 --> 00:28:14.436
Yeah.
00:28:15.666 --> 00:28:16.656
Which I like it better.
00:28:16.777 --> 00:28:17.557
Great.
00:28:17.916 --> 00:28:18.463
Enjoy it.
00:28:18.463 --> 00:28:21.871
Hopped out the plane at LHR with me and Oh yeah.
00:28:21.990 --> 00:28:24.871
LHR with my, my welcome to the Land
00:28:24.871 --> 00:28:29.671
of Depression and it's gonna sink in.
00:28:29.671 --> 00:28:33.840
We arrived really early and I was a little bit tired, not really hung over.
00:28:33.840 --> 00:28:36.510
'cause plane wine doesn't hit the same, isn't like make me hungover.
00:28:36.661 --> 00:28:38.550
I was just tired and I felt a bit groggy.
00:28:38.550 --> 00:28:39.510
Yeah, it was just a bit groggy.
00:28:39.540 --> 00:28:39.810
Yeah.
00:28:39.869 --> 00:28:42.869
and I did sleep a bit, but like, no, definitely not enough.
00:28:42.900 --> 00:28:43.769
No, you never sleep enough.
00:28:43.769 --> 00:28:47.940
But that was the point of buying those business seats so I could sleep on the way.
00:28:48.150 --> 00:28:49.650
This is the whole mindset that I had.
00:28:49.650 --> 00:28:51.960
I was like, we'll, sleep all the way to the uk.
00:28:51.990 --> 00:28:54.779
Wake up and be like, refresh and ready to go and we'll have no jet lag.
00:28:55.380 --> 00:28:59.460
The P spoiler, we had so much jet lag.
00:29:00.119 --> 00:29:02.789
Not the worst jet lag I've ever had, but it was.
00:29:03.255 --> 00:29:04.634
There it was up there.
00:29:05.174 --> 00:29:06.255
We didn't sleep that well.
00:29:06.315 --> 00:29:07.484
Well, we have a problem.
00:29:07.515 --> 00:29:09.255
Well, the, the problem with our jet lag, wait.
00:29:09.615 --> 00:29:11.115
We will get there.
00:29:11.204 --> 00:29:11.714
Oh God.
00:29:11.714 --> 00:29:11.924
Okay.
00:29:11.924 --> 00:29:15.434
Well, we just like made our way from London to Manchester on 10 different trains.
00:29:15.765 --> 00:29:17.505
The train system in the UK sucks ass.
00:29:17.505 --> 00:29:18.134
I'm so sorry.
00:29:18.134 --> 00:29:18.315
Sucks ass.
00:29:18.914 --> 00:29:19.394
Sorry.
00:29:19.394 --> 00:29:19.815
You should.
00:29:19.815 --> 00:29:21.585
You are a tiny island nation.
00:29:21.765 --> 00:29:23.174
An island island gal.
00:29:23.355 --> 00:29:26.535
Like you are the tiniest little fucking blip on the map.
00:29:26.625 --> 00:29:27.615
You should have good trains.
00:29:28.634 --> 00:29:30.375
You have so many train, train tracks.
00:29:30.644 --> 00:29:30.734
I know.
00:29:30.734 --> 00:29:32.565
There's so many train tracks and so many trains.
00:29:32.579 --> 00:29:32.819
I know.
00:29:32.960 --> 00:29:34.934
And yet you privatized your train system.
00:29:35.595 --> 00:29:39.315
It was public, but then you privatized it and now it's so expensive.
00:29:39.855 --> 00:29:40.994
It's so ex.
00:29:40.994 --> 00:29:42.944
I have so many opinions about the train system in the uk.
00:29:42.972 --> 00:29:43.542
It sucks.
00:29:43.917 --> 00:29:45.867
And, um, it took us so long to get there.
00:29:46.377 --> 00:29:49.198
There was an intruder on the train line.
00:29:49.288 --> 00:29:50.038
A trespasser.
00:29:50.067 --> 00:29:50.667
Didn't they say?
00:29:50.667 --> 00:29:51.268
That's what they said.
00:29:51.268 --> 00:29:52.377
They were like, they said there's trespasser like
00:29:52.528 --> 00:29:59.367
due to, um, this is a public service announcement due to a trespasser on the train line.
00:29:59.728 --> 00:30:02.127
This train is currently terminated.
00:30:04.143 --> 00:30:05.083
I'm like, see it.
00:30:05.218 --> 00:30:07.078
Say it sorted, sorted.
00:30:08.252 --> 00:30:09.843
That was annoying as fuck.
00:30:09.873 --> 00:30:13.502
I'm like, okay, someone just tried to fucking jump on the train track.
00:30:13.532 --> 00:30:18.002
How is this now my problem and why is it ruining my whole day?
00:30:18.153 --> 00:30:19.893
See, pissed me off.
00:30:20.012 --> 00:30:21.843
I'm already so tired.
00:30:21.903 --> 00:30:22.173
Mm-hmm.
00:30:22.173 --> 00:30:23.522
I'm slightly hungover.
00:30:23.613 --> 00:30:23.792
Mm-hmm.
00:30:23.823 --> 00:30:24.843
Groggy as fuck.
00:30:25.053 --> 00:30:25.532
I'm about
00:30:25.532 --> 00:30:27.573
to be severely jet lagged.
00:30:27.603 --> 00:30:28.022
Mm-hmm.
00:30:28.067 --> 00:30:29.282
And I'm hungry.
00:30:29.847 --> 00:30:34.768
And I'm irritable and I'm hot and sweaty and I probably stink a little bit.
00:30:34.768 --> 00:30:35.442
And you have to poop.
00:30:35.663 --> 00:30:36.762
And I had to poop.
00:30:41.847 --> 00:30:42.897
And I had to poop.
00:30:42.897 --> 00:30:43.347
Oh my God.
00:30:43.347 --> 00:30:45.268
Because I can't go in like public settings.
00:30:45.268 --> 00:30:46.018
I have to be comfortable.
00:30:46.018 --> 00:30:46.438
I can't go in the
00:30:46.438 --> 00:30:47.097
airplane either.
00:30:47.982 --> 00:30:50.563
N my bowels cannot move 30,000 in the year.
00:30:50.593 --> 00:30:50.653
No.
00:30:50.653 --> 00:30:53.923
It's like as soon as you board the plate, it's like, no, my bowels are place there.
00:30:53.923 --> 00:31:04.333
There's like a, there like a, like a zip tie around your intestines, around your intestines, around your intestinal walls, closing them shut.
00:31:04.978 --> 00:31:16.107
Until the moment you touch the ground with your feet, actually, the moment you get off the plane and you get on that fucking bus, on the fucking bus, it's like, and then all of a sudden the zip tie comes loose.
00:31:16.107 --> 00:31:18.928
That's my thing with Europe buses after the plane.
00:31:18.928 --> 00:31:19.468
So annoying.
00:31:19.528 --> 00:31:23.788
You want me to take a different mode of transportation as soon as I get off the plane, even before I enter customs.
00:31:23.788 --> 00:31:24.807
I'm not in in Europe yet.
00:31:24.807 --> 00:31:29.817
I'm still in international waters, and you expect me to go on a bus after being in business class.
00:31:30.087 --> 00:31:31.167
Where is my business class bus.
00:31:31.948 --> 00:31:32.728
Where's my limo?
00:31:32.728 --> 00:31:34.798
That, that, that one didn't have a business called bus.
00:31:34.827 --> 00:31:37.722
I know because sometimes when you go, when you fly business, there'll be a special.
00:31:38.502 --> 00:31:39.792
Bus just for business.
00:31:39.823 --> 00:31:40.002
Yeah.
00:31:40.002 --> 00:31:42.617
I don't, I didn't, they'll take you away before the, I didn't like that.
00:31:42.623 --> 00:31:43.002
The riff wrap.
00:31:45.343 --> 00:31:54.972
We take business once, we literally flow in business like three or four times and I'm like the riff wrap in the back of the plane anyway.
00:31:54.972 --> 00:31:55.242
Yeah.
00:31:55.333 --> 00:31:56.337
Um, fuck.
00:31:56.343 --> 00:31:57.688
And then we have to take the train.
00:31:57.718 --> 00:31:59.458
Find the train three.
00:31:59.647 --> 00:32:01.238
Fucking billion trains later.
00:32:01.417 --> 00:32:04.357
We were going from London, Houston to Manchester Pdia Lee.
00:32:04.567 --> 00:32:09.248
And then my mom came to pick us up, but she was parked in the wrong place and I didn't know I was in the wrong place too.
00:32:09.428 --> 00:32:11.468
So we were both in the wrong place and she couldn't find us.
00:32:11.468 --> 00:32:16.867
And I didn't know where to go and I was so tired and I was like, I'm gonna crash out right now and I'm gonna yell at my mom.
00:32:16.867 --> 00:32:18.218
We've not seen in over a year.
00:32:18.698 --> 00:32:19.327
Not great.
00:32:19.988 --> 00:32:20.647
But I didn't.
00:32:20.857 --> 00:32:21.188
You didn't.
00:32:21.758 --> 00:32:23.948
I contained myself
00:32:24.397 --> 00:32:27.133
and then we got home to mom's house.
00:32:27.133 --> 00:32:27.692
Well to mom's
00:32:27.698 --> 00:32:28.597
house, and then I.
00:32:30.042 --> 00:32:30.942
Big fat shower.
00:32:31.002 --> 00:32:31.992
Oh, I thought you were gonna say poo.
00:32:32.053 --> 00:32:36.792
And a big fat shower stop.
00:32:37.393 --> 00:32:40.603
This is not, this is not good conduct for a dinner table.
00:32:40.627 --> 00:32:40.777
Yeah.
00:32:40.777 --> 00:32:44.497
Like we're talking about defecating, although I do hate the word defecation.
00:32:44.497 --> 00:32:45.876
I think defecate is worse than poo.
00:32:46.237 --> 00:32:47.106
Who's nice?
00:32:47.106 --> 00:32:47.616
Who's cute?
00:32:47.616 --> 00:32:48.876
P Poo's a cute word.
00:32:48.876 --> 00:32:50.557
Shit is a bit not cute.
00:32:50.557 --> 00:32:51.967
Little It's a Whoa.
00:32:52.237 --> 00:32:53.257
Yeah, like big fat shit.
00:32:53.257 --> 00:32:53.616
Whoa.
00:32:53.616 --> 00:32:53.676
No.
00:32:53.977 --> 00:32:56.951
Defecate is like def Defecate is like, I'm gonna defecate on you.
00:32:56.951 --> 00:33:01.386
That is on you, on you on.
00:33:02.076 --> 00:33:04.507
If any part of this podcast was just like taken out of contest on.
00:33:06.436 --> 00:33:06.916
If any on
00:33:06.916 --> 00:33:07.126
you.
00:33:08.777 --> 00:33:09.557
I'm trying to rewind.
00:33:09.737 --> 00:33:11.176
What the fuck are you on about?
00:33:11.386 --> 00:33:12.977
What are you doing in your spare time?
00:33:14.507 --> 00:33:15.422
Oh, I just thought
00:33:15.422 --> 00:33:15.916
it was funny.
00:33:16.217 --> 00:33:17.176
Oh my God.
00:33:17.176 --> 00:33:17.446
Ew.
00:33:18.227 --> 00:33:19.396
I just thought it was funny.
00:33:19.662 --> 00:33:20.021
I don't know.
00:33:20.116 --> 00:33:20.896
I just thought it was funny.
00:33:21.586 --> 00:33:23.086
Um, what else happened?
00:33:23.086 --> 00:33:24.586
Oh, we slept for 12 hours that night.
00:33:24.646 --> 00:33:25.666
Did we just sleep for 12 hours?
00:33:25.696 --> 00:33:26.237
Oh, that was great.
00:33:26.267 --> 00:33:26.807
I thought it fixed.
00:33:26.807 --> 00:33:27.856
Thought it fixed their jet lag.
00:33:27.957 --> 00:33:29.007
Mom's food?
00:33:29.037 --> 00:33:32.396
Well, number one, I thought that 12 hours of sleep fixed our jet lag.
00:33:32.396 --> 00:33:32.936
It did not.
00:33:32.936 --> 00:33:33.567
It made it worse.
00:33:33.567 --> 00:33:35.122
Actually, I think it made it worse.
00:33:35.281 --> 00:33:41.067
I feel like it made it worse because we, like, we, well, we, we showered, we ate, we went to bed at like eight or 9:00 PM Yeah, eight.
00:33:41.876 --> 00:33:53.517
And then we woke up at like, I was like, I'm sure we're gonna wake up at like six or 7:00 AM in the morning and then just like feel fully refreshed after like, I don't know, like a good nine, 10 hours sleep.
00:33:53.636 --> 00:33:55.707
No, slept for like 12, 13 hours.
00:33:55.737 --> 00:33:55.916
Yeah.
00:33:55.916 --> 00:33:56.696
Nonstop.
00:33:56.696 --> 00:33:56.757
Yeah.
00:33:57.426 --> 00:34:02.319
And Yeah, I, I woke up and I looked like I'd been punched in the vase.
00:34:02.619 --> 00:34:02.950
Yeah.
00:34:03.009 --> 00:34:05.740
And then my problem with jet lag, we have different problems with jet lag.
00:34:06.160 --> 00:34:11.110
I can't go to sleep when I try to go to sleep, so whatever.
00:34:11.110 --> 00:34:18.340
That way, at least if I try to go to sleep, I'm awake until like 12 and then we change shifts and then I wake up.
00:34:18.340 --> 00:34:18.909
Exactly.
00:34:18.909 --> 00:34:21.400
And then he can, he can fall asleep right away.
00:34:22.119 --> 00:34:24.699
But then you wake up at like two or three and you're wide awake.
00:34:24.730 --> 00:34:28.000
I'm like, why do I, it's so annoying, but like for two or three hours.
00:34:28.000 --> 00:34:28.661
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:34:28.960 --> 00:34:29.860
And that's the worst.
00:34:29.860 --> 00:34:30.010
Yeah.
00:34:30.010 --> 00:34:31.695
Being awake at 3:00 AM and you can't.
00:34:31.695 --> 00:34:35.110
But then also the next day, we literally had to go to my brother's wedding the next day.
00:34:35.349 --> 00:34:36.039
Oh yeah.
00:34:36.280 --> 00:34:37.179
We had the, we had the good sleep.
00:34:37.192 --> 00:34:38.150
The good sleep was had.
00:34:38.150 --> 00:34:39.110
Mm-hmm.
00:34:39.110 --> 00:34:41.900
And then we went to Sheffield, England.
00:34:42.469 --> 00:34:46.940
I keep slugging Sheffield off and my sister-in-law keeps telling me to stop it, but I can't.
00:34:47.449 --> 00:34:52.699
As an unbiased observer of Sheffield, England, I'm also an unbiased observer.
00:34:52.699 --> 00:34:53.809
I don't give a fuck about Sheffield.
00:34:53.809 --> 00:34:58.309
Right, but you're more biased'cause you have been there and you live closer.
00:34:58.400 --> 00:34:59.809
Lived closer to it.
00:35:00.139 --> 00:35:04.340
I've never been, and I've never thought about going to Sheffield, England and I will never go back.
00:35:06.469 --> 00:35:10.730
I love you sister-in-law, LA but I will not be going back to Sheffield, England.
00:35:10.820 --> 00:35:12.469
There's just more places in the world, right?
00:35:12.469 --> 00:35:16.880
Like let's, my little brother lives in Sheffield and that's his problem.
00:35:16.880 --> 00:35:19.969
Again, I keep getting my older brother and his girlfriend, they, they live in Sheffield.
00:35:20.809 --> 00:35:21.710
That's not my problem.
00:35:22.190 --> 00:35:22.849
It's not mine either.
00:35:24.019 --> 00:35:25.250
All the best to ya.
00:35:25.730 --> 00:35:26.510
Well, we had the wedding.
00:35:26.570 --> 00:35:27.860
The wedding was so cute.
00:35:28.309 --> 00:35:29.150
It was really cute.
00:35:29.210 --> 00:35:29.929
It was in a.
00:35:29.983 --> 00:35:30.255
What?
00:35:30.255 --> 00:35:31.019
What would you describe it as?
00:35:31.079 --> 00:35:33.284
I'm calling it an automobile museum.
00:35:33.284 --> 00:35:34.454
An automobile museum.
00:35:34.695 --> 00:35:36.224
But I think it was more than automobiles.
00:35:36.224 --> 00:35:37.664
It was like machinery?
00:35:37.934 --> 00:35:38.954
Yeah, like engines.
00:35:38.985 --> 00:35:44.744
There was a big massive, after the ceremony, there were like the family to the engine room, so we took photos in the engine room.
00:35:44.744 --> 00:35:50.085
It was like an industrial revolution esque machine revolution?
00:35:50.264 --> 00:35:50.684
Yeah.
00:35:50.684 --> 00:35:52.244
Like from the 1600?
00:35:52.244 --> 00:35:53.505
No, 18 hundreds.
00:35:53.505 --> 00:35:53.715
Someone
00:35:53.715 --> 00:35:54.824
told me what it was called.
00:35:54.873 --> 00:35:56.226
Kellum Island.
00:35:56.646 --> 00:36:00.577
I'm sure if you searched Industrial museum, Sheffield, England, it would come up.
00:36:00.697 --> 00:36:06.574
It's, no, it's Kelham Island, which was, there's an island, I don't know.
00:36:06.737 --> 00:36:11.146
We were on an island, Gail, I don't know, like a mini island on the main island.
00:36:11.297 --> 00:36:11.327
Mm.
00:36:11.409 --> 00:36:12.697
the wedding was really cute.
00:36:12.757 --> 00:36:13.416
So cute.
00:36:13.416 --> 00:36:14.706
It felt like a high school reunion for me.
00:36:14.947 --> 00:36:15.487
I loved it.
00:36:15.565 --> 00:36:16.135
I loved it.
00:36:16.135 --> 00:36:16.795
Had such a good time.
00:36:16.795 --> 00:36:20.576
I got, my mom was having this time of her life and then she left and then I got wasted.
00:36:21.335 --> 00:36:23.465
I got, and then know all of your high school friends, everyone.
00:36:23.541 --> 00:36:24.530
I loved you.
00:36:24.981 --> 00:36:30.141
I was the, um, resident American that everyone found so funny.
00:36:30.320 --> 00:36:34.490
Everything I said was hilarious, and I was like, wow, I'm not even that funny.
00:36:34.521 --> 00:36:37.010
You just like spoke like, like no words that everyone was like,
00:36:37.130 --> 00:36:38.630
oh my God, you're fucking hilarious.
00:36:38.721 --> 00:36:39.346
Like, I'm not,
00:36:39.771 --> 00:36:42.201
I'm, I'm, I can be funny, but I'm not that funny.
00:36:42.201 --> 00:36:43.521
Like I'm not the funniest person in the room.
00:36:43.521 --> 00:36:43.760
You're kidding.
00:36:43.760 --> 00:36:50.271
But all of a sudden, I, I know I, that's why I said I can be funny, but all of a sudden I was the funniest person in the room because they've never heard an American speak before.
00:36:50.601 --> 00:36:52.760
And they were like, oh my God, that's such an American thing you're doing.
00:36:52.760 --> 00:36:52.880
That's.
00:36:52.891 --> 00:36:53.460
So funny.
00:36:53.460 --> 00:36:58.800
And I was like, I just have my sunglasses in my, in my, I put my sunglasses in my waist of my pants.
00:36:58.800 --> 00:37:00.811
And they were like, that's such an American thing.
00:37:01.076 --> 00:37:02.311
And I was like, what?
00:37:02.431 --> 00:37:03.809
Just having my sunglasses.
00:37:03.894 --> 00:37:04.614
I was like, why?
00:37:04.614 --> 00:37:05.244
That was so funny.
00:37:05.244 --> 00:37:06.414
Am I having the best time?
00:37:06.445 --> 00:37:09.355
Also, the one thing that I've learned, and I keep saying what you say.
00:37:09.355 --> 00:37:09.925
You say, sorry.
00:37:10.045 --> 00:37:11.065
What about remember something?
00:37:11.371 --> 00:37:13.172
Oh, that baby, baby Guinnesses, baby Guinness.
00:37:13.711 --> 00:37:19.914
The things I've learned about the UK from this wedding alone, The British people love Sean Paul so much.
00:37:19.945 --> 00:37:20.304
Yeah.
00:37:20.364 --> 00:37:21.954
Deep, deep, deep.
00:37:21.954 --> 00:37:22.867
Love for Sean Paul.
00:37:54.364 --> 00:37:55.773
The wedding happened and that's it.
00:37:55.804 --> 00:37:55.983
Yeah.
00:37:55.983 --> 00:37:56.313
I learned
00:37:56.313 --> 00:37:57.153
a lot about British culture.
00:37:57.153 --> 00:37:57.724
They got married.
00:37:57.724 --> 00:37:58.054
That's it.
00:37:58.054 --> 00:37:58.353
We.
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Then we came back here.
00:38:00.228 --> 00:38:00.978
We flew back.
00:38:01.338 --> 00:38:07.038
Well, we thought we had LA right afterwards, so this was a poor, we had poor, I don't know why we planned it like this.
00:38:07.097 --> 00:38:07.668
We didn't plan it.
00:38:07.668 --> 00:38:10.577
We didn't realize, well, we did plan la.
00:38:11.193 --> 00:38:12.393
We didn't plan the wedding.
00:38:12.572 --> 00:38:13.652
We didn't plan Coachella.
00:38:13.682 --> 00:38:14.612
Coachella and the wedding.
00:38:14.612 --> 00:38:15.422
Those dates were set.
00:38:15.422 --> 00:38:20.882
We knew, but we knew that we booked Beyonce tickets for May 1st, and I was like, that's gonna be perfect.
00:38:20.882 --> 00:38:24.902
Like, we're gonna have enough time in between the UK and la No, not really.
00:38:25.262 --> 00:38:28.684
We were, we were here at home for two days, three days.
00:38:28.684 --> 00:38:31.623
Three days in our house that we pay so much rent for.
00:38:31.623 --> 00:38:32.672
It didn't, wasn't here.
00:38:33.032 --> 00:38:36.452
At all in April for our friends to enjoy while they look after our dog.
00:38:36.483 --> 00:38:37.083
Exactly.
00:38:37.083 --> 00:38:37.833
It was so annoying.
00:38:38.193 --> 00:38:44.103
So we popped our fucking asses down to LA to go see Beyonce.
00:38:44.253 --> 00:38:48.902
We popped our, we popped our asses that day on Thursday and then fucked off down to la.
00:38:50.117 --> 00:38:53.717
Got in, had to change right away into our Beyonce costumes.
00:38:53.838 --> 00:38:54.498
Oh my God.
00:38:54.768 --> 00:38:55.728
Our Beyonce outfits.
00:38:55.728 --> 00:38:56.538
Our costumes.
00:38:56.538 --> 00:38:57.527
Yeah, our costumes.
00:38:57.527 --> 00:38:59.688
And then we had to go to Beyonce and I was like, I haven't slept.
00:38:59.748 --> 00:39:00.708
And I'm still jet lagged.
00:39:00.858 --> 00:39:02.538
I'm still jet lagged.
00:39:02.538 --> 00:39:02.592
Yeah, I slept jet lagged.
00:39:02.628 --> 00:39:04.157
But then do you know what the best thing about jetlag is?
00:39:04.157 --> 00:39:07.878
What the best thing to do to come back?
00:39:07.878 --> 00:39:12.047
Jetlag, gabit, shitfaced, gabit, shitfaced.
00:39:12.047 --> 00:39:12.588
And you're right.
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Sleep through the night, then wake up feeling like shit, and then being like, Ugh, cops sleep.
00:39:17.057 --> 00:39:17.478
Great.
00:39:17.822 --> 00:39:19.172
Like, you're not sleeping.
00:39:19.202 --> 00:39:19.623
Yeah.
00:39:19.623 --> 00:39:19.833
No.
00:39:19.833 --> 00:39:23.193
We went, we went to, we went to, we went to cowboy car.
00:39:23.373 --> 00:39:23.672
Yeah.
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Show.
00:39:24.273 --> 00:39:24.632
Yeah.
00:39:24.813 --> 00:39:25.682
At SoFi.
00:39:25.833 --> 00:39:26.163
Yeah.
00:39:26.222 --> 00:39:28.233
And then we went out and we had with our friends.
00:39:28.262 --> 00:39:28.503
Yeah.
00:39:28.563 --> 00:39:30.512
And we had a, we had a buck.
00:39:30.632 --> 00:39:31.382
Good time.
00:39:31.617 --> 00:39:31.978
A buck.
00:39:32.007 --> 00:39:32.378
Good time.
00:39:32.492 --> 00:39:33.543
A sweet honey buck.
00:39:33.543 --> 00:39:34.172
Good time.
00:39:34.172 --> 00:39:35.342
Yeah.
00:39:35.742 --> 00:39:35.862
Yeah.
00:39:35.862 --> 00:39:37.782
And then we went out the Doey the entire week.
00:39:38.023 --> 00:39:39.313
We went out the entire weekend.
00:39:39.342 --> 00:39:39.643
Mm-hmm.
00:39:40.333 --> 00:39:41.862
Bus, another club.
00:39:42.012 --> 00:39:42.972
Another club.
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Another club.
00:39:44.833 --> 00:39:45.012
Yeah.
00:39:45.012 --> 00:39:57.253
And even though like, I don't, Elaine, I'm personally not drinking, but like I'm also still awake until two to 3:00 AM and then I'm going to try, I'm trying to go to sleep and my body won't let me.
00:39:57.697 --> 00:40:03.248
Sleep in past 7:00 AM Even if I go to bed at 3:00 AM that's why you gotta do a couple shots, mate.
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No, I don't want it.
00:40:04.807 --> 00:40:08.438
I'm gonna sleep like shit regardless, but I'm like, I'm so tired.
00:40:08.438 --> 00:40:08.708
All these things.
00:40:08.853 --> 00:40:09.052
Exactly.
00:40:09.052 --> 00:40:09.413
All these things.
00:40:09.432 --> 00:40:10.733
So you might as well be drunk a bit.
00:40:10.782 --> 00:40:11.574
Might as well be a bit.
00:40:11.574 --> 00:40:12.757
No loosey goosey.
00:40:13.177 --> 00:40:13.327
No.
00:40:13.327 --> 00:40:15.132
I care about my health, my wellness.
00:40:15.293 --> 00:40:16.748
I care about my health and wellness too.
00:40:21.018 --> 00:40:25.068
Okay about my health and wellness too, but I also like a cheeky sappy bee.
00:40:26.297 --> 00:40:28.248
Cheeky sappy bee and 10 tequila shots.
00:40:28.277 --> 00:40:28.697
And 10.
00:40:28.788 --> 00:40:30.768
Did I have like 17 tequila shots that day?
00:40:30.773 --> 00:40:31.103
You did?
00:40:31.123 --> 00:40:32.958
And you took these two little happy pills.
00:40:32.958 --> 00:40:33.557
What are they called?
00:40:33.768 --> 00:40:35.088
Cheers chi.
00:40:35.088 --> 00:40:35.777
The anti hangover pills.
00:40:37.338 --> 00:40:37.943
No, they don't work.
00:40:37.943 --> 00:40:39.197
Lemme talk about Cheers.
00:40:39.677 --> 00:40:40.847
They were on Shark Tank.
00:40:40.878 --> 00:40:41.057
Yeah.
00:40:41.057 --> 00:40:41.927
And you said they don't work.
00:40:42.588 --> 00:40:43.248
No, they work.
00:40:43.248 --> 00:40:44.387
I took them at Coachella.
00:40:44.628 --> 00:40:46.007
I took them at my brother's wedding.
00:40:46.307 --> 00:40:48.648
You wake up feeling like you've had like half the amount of alcohol.
00:40:48.648 --> 00:40:52.757
If you have like, I dunno, 2, 3, 4 drinks.
00:40:52.998 --> 00:40:56.538
It cuts the, like the next day you feel like you had half the amount.
00:40:56.538 --> 00:40:57.378
Mm-hmm.
00:40:57.438 --> 00:40:58.967
That's how the, that's how they like branded.
00:40:58.967 --> 00:41:00.708
So they're good for like wine at dinner?
00:41:00.797 --> 00:41:01.427
They, yeah.
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If you have like a, a couple glasses of wine at dinner, one or two cocktails, get home.
00:41:05.603 --> 00:41:08.302
Have some cheers pills and then go to bed.
00:41:08.302 --> 00:41:08.393
Mm-hmm.
00:41:08.632 --> 00:41:15.172
You wake up feeling a little bit more fresher than you would've because the vitamins in the pills work to like combat the alcohol that you just drank.
00:41:15.172 --> 00:41:15.262
Mm-hmm.
00:41:16.072 --> 00:41:21.322
Turns out they don't work very well when you have like 17 shots in a row.
00:41:21.322 --> 00:41:21.382
I.
00:41:21.382 --> 00:41:24.063
It turns out and then get blacked out.
00:41:24.092 --> 00:41:25.052
Turns out.
00:41:25.083 --> 00:41:25.652
Turns out, yeah.
00:41:25.652 --> 00:41:27.572
You're pretty rough that, that day after Beyonce.
00:41:27.693 --> 00:41:29.288
Oh, what my God, I, yeah.
00:41:29.467 --> 00:41:30.168
Oh my God.
00:41:30.168 --> 00:41:30.168
Yeah.
00:41:30.452 --> 00:41:39.932
That one, that one scene in Sex and City where Miranda wakes up and she, she had like six martinis on that date, and then she wakes up and she's like, the, the camera is like wobbling.
00:41:40.143 --> 00:41:44.072
She's stumbling through a hallway in the same clothes from the night before.
00:41:44.072 --> 00:41:44.853
That was me.
00:41:44.882 --> 00:41:45.032
Yeah.
00:41:45.032 --> 00:41:46.922
You were rough that day after Beyonce.
00:41:47.103 --> 00:41:47.552
Yeah.
00:41:48.123 --> 00:41:48.467
Oops.
00:41:48.523 --> 00:41:49.902
Oh well, no regrets.
00:41:49.902 --> 00:41:51.103
No regrets.
00:41:51.373 --> 00:41:52.003
So we did that.
00:41:52.003 --> 00:41:55.512
And then, and then, and then the pinnacle.
00:41:55.512 --> 00:41:57.072
I would say this is the pinnacle of the month.
00:41:57.373 --> 00:41:58.032
I would say.
00:41:58.362 --> 00:42:00.733
There was a lot of, it was May, this is May, this is now, we're in May.
00:42:00.762 --> 00:42:03.255
I called this a month'cause we were gone from Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:42:03.282 --> 00:42:11.143
mid-April, April 10th to May 10th, we had the opportunity to do a shoot with a certain someone.
00:42:11.873 --> 00:42:12.922
And this happened.
00:42:12.922 --> 00:42:15.472
He couldn't even say anything about it'cause we can't say anything about it.
00:42:15.472 --> 00:42:18.802
But this happened within the two weeks beforehand.
00:42:19.643 --> 00:42:20.003
Right?
00:42:20.003 --> 00:42:23.092
Because we took the call at your mom's house for this opportunity.
00:42:23.182 --> 00:42:23.422
Yeah.
00:42:23.483 --> 00:42:26.722
And then they chose us like the weekend before or something.
00:42:27.652 --> 00:42:31.432
So we got to this shoot and it was the, we had so much fun.
00:42:31.643 --> 00:42:35.902
We had so much fun, and I really can't wait to share it.
00:42:36.293 --> 00:42:39.952
I can't wait, you'll just have to wait and see because we signed an NDA and and we will also have to wait
00:42:40.063 --> 00:42:40.722
Oopsy.
00:42:40.722 --> 00:42:41.713
We made a poopy.
00:42:42.103 --> 00:42:45.413
You made a poopy twice, There was a technical difficulty.
00:42:45.682 --> 00:42:54.083
This episode of filmed yesterday, and in the middle of editing, Matt realized that, oh no, the outro didn't record because something fucked up.
00:42:54.532 --> 00:42:55.193
Not my fault.
00:42:55.222 --> 00:42:55.402
My fault.
00:42:55.793 --> 00:42:56.842
Did you know what was your fault?
00:42:56.842 --> 00:42:56.932
What?
00:42:56.932 --> 00:43:01.012
We just recorded an outro five seconds ago and you realize your microphone wasn't plugged in.
00:43:01.012 --> 00:43:02.362
Well, I don't know.
00:43:02.422 --> 00:43:08.182
And then he said, oh, there must be something in retrograde and I, to which there must be, to which I replied saying nothing is in retrograde.
00:43:08.483 --> 00:43:18.802
Because when things are in retrograde and a complain about things being in retrograde, then it'll be like the boy who cried wolf when they complain about things that go wrong when the things weren't in retrograde.
00:43:18.802 --> 00:43:21.833
I don't make these mini mistakes, so something must be retrograde.
00:43:21.922 --> 00:43:22.432
It's not my fault.
00:43:22.432 --> 00:43:23.422
You do, it's not.
00:43:23.588 --> 00:43:27.038
Well, you've done it well, what can you do?
00:43:27.068 --> 00:43:28.867
But do our outro right now.
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Nothing else happened, by the way.
00:43:32.228 --> 00:43:34.867
You got the whole full story of what, what we did for the past month.
00:43:35.168 --> 00:43:35.715
That's it.
00:43:35.829 --> 00:43:36.610
That's the story.
00:43:36.610 --> 00:43:41.199
But now what you can do is go on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to our podcast and give us five stars.
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Rays don't hate us.
00:43:44.050 --> 00:43:44.800
Rays don't hate us.
00:43:44.800 --> 00:43:45.639
We make some mistakes.
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Sometimes we, and sometimes there's technical difficulties, but we figure it out and we go through it because we're all a family.
00:43:50.650 --> 00:43:54.730
Oh my God, I, I just saw someone on TikTok be like, oh, he lives in Australia.
00:43:54.730 --> 00:43:56.980
And he was like, how do you know how much it is to do a podcast?
00:43:57.159 --> 00:43:58.300
Do you know how much it is to do a podcast?
00:43:58.300 --> 00:44:02.110
Like you can go into like a studio and you have producers and people do it for you.
00:44:02.110 --> 00:44:02.920
You don't have to do anything.
00:44:02.920 --> 00:44:03.369
How much is that?
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It's a hundred thousand dollars a year.
00:44:05.184 --> 00:44:05.965
That's crazy.
00:44:06.744 --> 00:44:08.184
I'm like, is it worth it?
00:44:08.425 --> 00:44:08.664
No.
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'cause what are we getting out of it?
00:44:09.985 --> 00:44:10.795
Nothing right now.
00:44:10.795 --> 00:44:13.824
Nothing sponsors nothing.
00:44:13.824 --> 00:44:18.954
We're getting, we're having fun and we're connecting with our audience in a Oh, we're having so much fun in a new way.
00:44:18.985 --> 00:44:19.284
Yeah.
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And that's all we have for you today on Let's Dig in.
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Please stop.
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fine.
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We are back.
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Did you miss us?
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'cause we missed you, did we?
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I did.
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I was busy, so I didn't really miss anybody.
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Sorry.
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That's kind of mean.
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We haven't done this in a while.
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Our energy's low as No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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Our energy is high.
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We're manifesting the energy that we deserve in the world.
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Fucking liar.
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We just spent six weeks, five weeks.
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Oh no.
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I was talking about the hour that we spent setting up our new, our new podcast situation.
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'cause we wanna change everything about our podcast.
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We, we've been away for a good month and then we thought, oh, what wouldn't it be amazing if we just came back and like revamped the entire setup?
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Yeah.
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I put up a new gallery wall.
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Two days ago it was fucking horrible.
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This is so fun.
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And I'm like, let me, let me like change shit up a bit because sitting in front of a makeshift dining table and on a dining seat for like an hour at a time, it's just like a little bit annoying.
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If you are listening to this podcast and not watching us on YouTube or on the internet, you will not.
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See that.
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So we originally had a dining table situation and now we switched entirely to the couch.
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We like turn and take our outside patio furniture and put it inside and be like, oh, hey, we're sat dining.
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Well welcome.
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Let's
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dig in.
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But now we're digging in'cause we're having dinner on the couch.
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Yeah.
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Or it's like the afters on the couch.
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Ooh, it's the afters.
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I don't go to afters anymore.
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Shut the fuck up.
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Oh my God.
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Get a free fucking high horse.
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Welcome back to the podcast that's known as, let's Dig In, otherwise known as Us, yapping to you for an hour about whatever the fuck we want, and you have to listen to us.
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And that's it.
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Wow.
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And um, it's been how long we've been gone?
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Six weeks A month.
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A month?
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Yeah.
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A month.
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Did you say two months?
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No, I said six weeks.
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Yeah.
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It's been like, it's been like six weeks, I think.
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We haven't posted an episode in like five weeks.
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It's been like six weeks.
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It's a strong six weeks.
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Well, we meaningfully took that time off.
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Yeah.
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And we're going to tell you all about all of the, let's catch up.
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Stop.
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You're wording, you're too, being too wordy.
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we tell you about all the adventures that we went on.
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So let's catch up and let's dig in.
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The day was April 10.
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Oh my God.
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We were going to film an episode that week we were planning on filming like a bunch of episodes right before we went to Coachella, but we didn't because we couldn't, and I didn't have the mental capacity or the, the wherewithal.
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Is that, is that a saying?
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A where the wherewithal, where, where the wherewithal, the, where, where is like where, and then the wherewithal where with all wherewithal.
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What does that mean?
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The wherewithal.
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What does that, what does that mean?
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The wherewithal?
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Wherewithal.
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The wherewithal.
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Like where, like where, like where is something with, with something.
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All, all of something like the nuts.
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What does that mean?
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The nuts and the bolts in my brain.
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What does that mean?
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That's what I mean.
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But that's what I mean.
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But have the mean nuts.
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I don't know.
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Can we move on?
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I didn't have the wherewithal.
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That sounds like a fake word.
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No, I just, I don't know if it is or not.
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I just like to say it.
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I like now I like it, so I'm gonna continue saying it.
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So we're also not good at planning ahead.
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No, I don't give a fuck.
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That's not us.
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We didn't want to.
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I was too tired.
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That's fine.
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I'm not coming
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from Mexico.
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And then we like, did we, we, I can't even remember what episodes we had out last, last episode.
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QA Q&a.
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Yeah, it was a q and a ran.
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She's got a gun.
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last episode was the q and a, and that's been up for like a while.
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But then, okay, so we were gonna try to film the podcasts didn't fucking work, because We're not, we're not, we're not planners, we're not organizers.
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I don't, I don't pretend to be on top of things.
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You're a vego, Aries Moon.
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That doesn't mean shit.
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You've got Capricorn rising,
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so
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why do I have to be the one with my shit together?
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Because you've got Virgo Center and a Capricorn rising.
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That means you are the one in charge of things.
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I don't want to be, I don't give a fuck.
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I'm a Gemini.
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Gemini, Libra.
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I get to chill.
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That's not
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fair.
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Yeah, it's fair.
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It's written in the fucking stars.
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Look it up.
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Fucking hell Actually.
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The stars have moved.
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So none of astrology is real anymore.
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I'm gonna cancel this entire podcast if you ever say those things again.
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Don't tell me lies.
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Never.
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I've fallen night with people for less.
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Stop.
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Okay, moving on.
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So what did we do?
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April 10?
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We went to Coachella.
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Ah, spooky.
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I wanna like talk to you in excruciating detail about our last month.
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This is a big fat catch up.
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Sit down.
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Where have you been?
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What have you been up to since our last Round, round table.
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We're not around the table anymore.
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Do you know what?
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Here's another thing.
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Our old podcast up, I just wanted to like sit on the fucking couch and like cozy up and put my legs on the fucking, on the fucking Seti.
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What the seti what the fuck you saying?
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Couch?
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Seti Seti seti seti.
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Just put
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my
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legs up on the, like
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the ottoman or something.
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What's a Seti?
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Seti What?
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It's like a, it's like a couch fixture.
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I can't do this anymore.
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So
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we, Yeah, we, I wanted to change it.
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I just wanna be
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comfortable, like, let me be fucking comfortable.
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and what did we do?
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Stop talking about the couch.
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We went to Coachella and that was our big main thing.
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And you're gonna hear all about it?
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No, it wasn't a big main thing.
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We went to the UK for 10 days right after my brother's wedding.
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Coachella was more exciting.
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Co Wow.
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What if they listen?
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What if my family members are listening?
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I feel like they understand that Lady Gaga and Charlie XXNZ was a moment more important than my brother's wedding to my lovely sister-in-law.
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Yeah, that was amazing.
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I also loved seeing Lord live with Charlie.
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X.
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X.
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Wow.
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Okay.
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table of Contents, that was an introduction.
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Table of contents, Coachella.
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Home for a day.
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The UK for my brother's wedding Sub context.
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Context.
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Oh my God, yes.
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Yeah.
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Uh, Sheffield, Manchester, London, um, New York, San Francisco, LA Secret thing in LA that we, no, no Beyonce then secret thing in LA we can't talk about yet.
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Then home.
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That was from April until last week.
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Yeah.
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I'm tired as fuck.
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I don't wanna not even last anymore until Friday.
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Yeah.
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I don't wanna move anymore.
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I'm never moving from this couch.
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This is the couch.
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That's why I wanna be comfortable.
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Okay.
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Also, we got a new mattress.
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I'm geriatric.
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We got a new mattress and it reclines.
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Oh yeah.
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So definitely geriatric at the moment.
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Yes.
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So here we are.
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Would if I could lay down, should we do the podcast in bed?
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We actually could.
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I've never seen anyone do a podcast in bed.
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But then we'd have to change the name of the podcast to instead of Let's dig into Let's Die.
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Okay.
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No.
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What, what are, what are the, what are the, the, let's sleep in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
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Let's sleep in.
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What's the guy?
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What?
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Charlie and Chocolate Factory.
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What's the, the old man?
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Well, what the grandparents called?
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Oh, I don't know.
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Memaw and Pee.
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Yeah.
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Me, me, my Pee Pa.
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Come lay down.
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With me, me, ma Bipa.
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That's a bit that sounded creepier than I, that sounded way, that sounded way creepier than I was what expecting it to.
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So let's move on.
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Um, we were really excited about going to Coachella and um.
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My expectations of it.
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Were our
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second
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Coachella.
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Second Coachella.
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'cause we went last year.
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Yeah.
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Um, it's like not very relevant to be talking about Coachella anymore, but like, it was something we, no, this is like relevant to our catchup.
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This is what we did.
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Yeah.
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We went to Coachella.
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It was really fun.
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Um, I wasn't expecting to have like, as good of a time this year'cause I feel like last year was good.
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It was like fine.
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Um.
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We didn't know that many people that were gonna be there like our friends.
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Mm-hmm.
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So we kinda like dotted about.
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It was fun.
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I had a good time.
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And then earlier when we were going this year, I was like, this could be my last Coachella.
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I had so much fun.
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Mm.
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You guys, I had so much you guys, I had so much fun.
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I like didn't expect to have so much, it was so disorganized.
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The Uber situation was trash.
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We,'cause we Ubered in and out every single day.
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'cause we, we could.
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have bought the shuttle pass.
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Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm.
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But that's just not our journey.
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Have you seen what the shuttles look like?
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I did see what Thes looks like.
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Have you seen what the inside of the shuttles look like?
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Yeah.
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There're singing competitions.
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I'm not fucking sitting in that shuttle.
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People are singing.
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Yeah.
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Get fucked.
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No.
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Could you imagine being hungover and then you pop on a shuttle and then people are singing?
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No.
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And then the way home it's like dead silent and everyone's like on their deathbed.
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Yeah, So we'd rather, on an Uber for 45 minutes.
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We were in Uber for an hour, one day from 10 minutes away.
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We were, yeah, we were staying Quinta and uh, the drive was supposed to be 10 minutes, but.
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It wasn't,'cause the organization of the Uber and Lyft, like drop off was not the same as last year.
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I think there's a bunch of construction happening in the area or some bullshit.
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Ugh.
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And you know, it's the worst.
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And then we just have to like sit through it.
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But you know, what's the worst?
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What?
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Well, the worst for me you enjoyed it was having chatty Uber drivers because we always had chatty Uber drivers.
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Every single Uber driver was chat and chat chatting up a fucking storm.
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Yeah.
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And I am one to, I hate, I love the chat driver.
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I hate.
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Speaking in the Ubers.
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I love, I hate speaking to my Uber driver.
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I'm sorry.
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Be silent.
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I'm sorry.
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I don't wanna talk, I don't wanna speak to you.
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Request an Uber black and then request silent people.
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Uh, why can't I do that in the Uber X?
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You can't.
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Why stop being poor and request an Uber black?
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I just don't wanna speak to anyone.
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She's, why am I like, I'm, I'm, you have the means to.
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I'm not hungover, so I'm like, what is my excuse?
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I don't, speaking to people, you have to not complain.
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I would like this.
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This is what this podcast is about.
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As we have discussed, you have the means to, to fix this problem though.
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No, I don't wanna order an Uber black.
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I just wanna order like a Toyota Corolla.
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Ew.
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A little Prius.
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And I want them to be quiet, silent.
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Not a Prius.
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Not a Prius.
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The Prius is in the Camry are my like, and the Tesla since moving to, and the Teslas, of course.
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Yeah.
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But for different reasons.
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Mm-hmm.
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Not actually the same reasons everyone who drives a Toyota Camry, uh, Prius, Prius.
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And a Tesla are all fucking dumb fucks.
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Correct.
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No one can drive.
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No.
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They got their license out of a, out of a, out of a cereal box.
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At what?
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I know I say that all the time.
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That's such a like a nineties joke.
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But because you used to get toys out of a cereal box.
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I know.
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And then I It is like a da.
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It's actually a dad joke.
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No, it's not.
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It's like a mom joke.
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You got your driver's license out of a cereal box.
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You driver license outta
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a cereal box.
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Yeah.
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You used to get like fun toys out of a cereal box.
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I used to love.
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I used to love, oh, I miss
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that.
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I used to
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love cereal box toys.
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I used
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to miss cereal.
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Remember when?
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Remember when you didn't know what a calorie was and you could eat cereal?
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Yes.
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The golden ages.
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Oh, take me back.
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Country Road.
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See, this is the issue about sitting on this couch.
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It's just dog hair everywhere.
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Well, you just gotta ignore it.
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Okay.
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I vacuumed the best I could.
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Anyways.
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Coachella was fun.
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What did we see?
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So fun.
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Who did we see?
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We saw, oh, well, first day one.
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We planned very late and we like left really late and then we got there quite late.
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Yes.
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And I was trying to catch Marina as soon as we arrived and we had to abandon our Uber and walk, I mean run for 20 minutes to get to the, we literally abandoned her.
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We were like, ma'am.
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marina was on like 15 I think, or like 30 and I think it was looking like it would take like 45 minutes to an hour in the Uber.
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we're gonna abandon ship.
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Yeah, I'm gonna book it out into the a hundred degree weather.
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Yeah.
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Book it a hundred degrees.
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And our friends drove passes in the Uber and they were like, ha fucking losers.
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And they made it exactly the same time as we did.
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the worst part was going into the porta potty at the entrance, which was the temperature of the sun.
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Oh, yeah.
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And I, we got in that porta potty and I started sweating bullets.
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And I was like, I'm gonna have the worst day ever sweating.
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And I, yeah.
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Sweating bullets.
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Sweating bullets.
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Sweating bullets.
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Sweating bullets.
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You've never heard that one?
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Is that a saying?
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Yeah.
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Sweating bullets.
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Yeah.
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Sweating bullets.
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Sweating.
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Well, it's more like sweat and bullets.
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Like in my accent, not yours.
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Sweat and bullets.
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No sweat and bullets.
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I don't like this anymore.
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You would be talking about American fucking obsession with guns.
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Fucking hell.
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Who else did we see?
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Lady Gaga.
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We made it for fucking Marina.
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We made it for Marina right on time.
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And I was a prima donna girl.
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Mm oh yeah.
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For one night only.
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All you ever wanted was the world.
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Can't help that.
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I need it all.
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A prima donna.
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I'm gonna kill you.
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If you don't shut the fuck up, I'm gonna kill you.
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I'm gonna kill you.
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What else?
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Get on with it.
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We want so much to talk about.
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You're stuck on Marina
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because you wanted you, okay.
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Oh my God.
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It was a great day.
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We saw Lady Gaga day one.
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Wasn't that fun?
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It was like we had a really good time.
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Lady Gaga, obviously amazing.
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Marina, obviously amazing.
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It took us two hours to get home'cause we went to the, we went to the wrong Uber pickup place.
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Oh my God.
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It was crazy.
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And it took us two hours, sat on the ground.
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Everything was covered in dust and dirt.
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My nose, the inside of my nostrils were black.
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The next morning.
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There's nothing worse than being done with the festival and then having to go.
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Sit down against place against a, um, a fence for two hours and you leaning against I did get like street meat though.
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That was Well, nice.
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And you're leaning against, oh, you did get street meat.
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Do you remember?
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I got the pot dog.
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Burger.
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It was a hot dog.
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It was a hot dog.
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I don't remember.
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I was wasted, but we were sat against this fence for I was having a good time though.
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Right.
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We were sat against this fence for two hours though, and we got back home and I bent over and he looked at my back and I was, well that sounded, he bent over and I looked at his back and it was covered in lesions from the, it, it wasn't until the next day too.
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Yeah.
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Like you like leaning on
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that fence and you just had
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fence spots, was on your back?
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I was.
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I was marked by the fence.
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So were you there with pictures?
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Are there?
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Yeah, they're on my phone.
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I don't really remember that.
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The good thing about me being sober is I can take photo evidence of everyone.
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Um, I then woke up.
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Yeah, woke up the next day and went again and it was so fun.
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And the next day was so fun too.
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And it was so fun.
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Saturday was the best day I think.
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I think this was honestly, well I haven't been to the
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Coachellas before last year so I can anything of yonder year.
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Of yonder year.
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But I have heard from people who have been to multiple, multiple Coachellas that this was one of the best ones since the pandemic.
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Yeah.
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Pre pandy.
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Pre, pre, pre pany.
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That's what I mean.
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Um, because the lineup was really good.
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The vibes were great.
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Everyone was having fun.
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It felt less like influencer and more like everyone was just like having a good time.
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Those influencers, fuck, what do you want about, I saw James Charles.
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Yeah, I saw it felt less.
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What do you mean?
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Like, I didn't see people being like, people were annoying because we weren't paying attention to annoying people.
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That's true.
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We just had more fun.
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Oh, so we were being annoying.
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We just having fun.
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No, we were being annoying as well.
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We weren't.
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Why?
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Because we were having fun.
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What do you mean by annoying?
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Exactly.
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Influencer in what world and what, what do you mean?
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I don't know.
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It just felt more fun.
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Okay.
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It was fun.
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It just felt Coachella is,
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people always are like, oh, no, Coachella's like the, the
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influencer Olympics.
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The Influencer Olympics are happening outside of the festival round.
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Oh, all the other activations happening around the like Palm Springs, Coachella Valley area.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Because they're not like.
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Activating inside the actual festival ground.
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They're doing shit.
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We got invited to a bunch of events outside.
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I'm like, I'm not going because I wanna go get wasted for the, well.
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'cause a lot of people, if for like people who don't know, a lot of influencers will just go to these events and pretend that they're at Coachella and not actually go to the festival.
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Crazy.
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They just go to the, what was the one?
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Kylie Jenner?
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No, the one with the tequila.
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8 1 8.
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Yeah, the one.
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Which one is that?
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Eight.
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One eight can.
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Kendall Jenners tequila brand.
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Is that Kendall Jenner?
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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Well, Kendall Jen Kinder, Jen Kendall Jenner had a event, a one eight event, and all these influencers will go to that event and then pretend that like take pictures.
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Cool.
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And pretend that they're at the festival.
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This year we paid for our own tickets.
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We paid for our own tickets.
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Like we didn't go with the brand.
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How embarrassing.
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I know like next year I really do want to go with the brand.
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Uh, but this year we, we went by ourselves and it's just like a lot of work.
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I think that's why I had so much more fun.
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'cause like we didn't have any obligations.
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Like we didn't have to do anything.
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Like last year I had to like go to one of the act I had to go to like somewhere in Palm Springs to do a thing for Sol de Janero.
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Which was really fun.
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It was really cool, but I was hungover as fuck and I had to,'cause I had to do it on the Saturday and I was like, I don't feel well, but then I had to go home and edit and then submit it all before I went to the festival.
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Well, that's why people don't go to the festival and they just go do work.
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Yeah.
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If you're getting paid a shit ton just to go to these other, other places, you don't actually care about the festival.
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Why would you go?
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Yeah.
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And if you live in LA and you can just drive down in like three hours and be there, or they go to the ref.
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Revolve the revolve of it where they go get free D and air wraps and hair D and that's crazy.
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Do you see how it Shit they got?
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Yes.
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That's crazy.
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And I kind of want to do, it's crazy.
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Yeah, me too.
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But I hate Revolve.
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I'm maybe I love Revolve.
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I don't know.
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I don't know anything about Revolve.
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I think it's just girly brand, right?
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It's just for.
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It's just for cookie cutter.
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Cookie cutter, influencer, girls, cookie cutter influence brain.
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All I, the only people I see, it's like boohoo.com k.
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The only people I see wearing, yeah.
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The only people I see wearing revolve are just the same basic influencers.
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But I would say the opposite.
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If you gave me a free wow drive, drag them.
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Drag them.
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Whereas your integrity, where my integrity stand on business.
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No, I for sure.
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I would be a cu be a bitch.
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Next, next year you should be in full revolve, be misogynistic, go on.
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It's not misogynistic, be, be, it's not misogynistic to say a lot of the influencers look the same and do the same content, and they're just like the same person.
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Um, are any guys getting invited to the Revolve Fest?
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I've never seen one.
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Revolve.
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Revolve, yeah.
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I've never seen one.
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Anyway, Coachella was amazing.
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I, again, I always say this when we go to Coachella, I'm like, I'm not gonna go on the third day and it comes to the third day and I'm like, I have a really good outfit I'm gonna wear, I really wanna wear it.
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You do this thing where you like to say the opposite of what you're going to do, just to set the preference, just to set it.
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And then just to like surprise everyone later on.
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I love surprising people with my presence.
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Yeah.
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I think that's
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amazing.
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Yeah.
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You, I'm like, I'm not gonna go to this thing.
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Mm.
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And then I'll just show up and then everyone's like, oh my God.
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Crazy, crazy.
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You, like you said, you weren't gonna go and now you on Saturday
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night.
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On Saturday night, they just went.
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We went to go see Trixie Trixie Martel at the fucking.
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In Oakland.
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Trixie Martel, Trixie Martel, which
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was, it is just like the bachelorette crowd, which was so strange for a drag show.
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Mm.
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It wasn't a drag show.
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She was DJing.
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Yeah, she pressed play and I don't know what the hell was going on, and I was confused by it all.
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And um, yeah, I told my friends who were going to a different party I give, and then I just popped up at the function and everyone was like,
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oh my God.
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Can't believe you're here.
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I miss you.
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And I was like, Ugh.
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Tell me being how amazing I am.
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You love being missed.
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I love being missed.
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I love being missed.
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I love popping in.
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Mm-hmm.
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And then I love vanishing again.
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Hmm.
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And then restarting the cycle.
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What does that say about me?
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Um,
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bit of a detention here, aren't I?
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A bit moving on Coachella.
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Amazing.
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Did the recovery need to be that dastardly?
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What recovery from Coachella, when did we recover?
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We got back exactly.
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We got back to SF and then we left the day after.
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The day after.
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After we got back from sf, we got back to SF on the Monday night and then we spent the Tuesday unpacking, washing, all that fucking shit off our clothes.
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Repacking for 10 days in the uk Did you have to go?
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And buy a suit for my brother's wedding too.
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'cause you didn't have a suit?
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Yes.
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Why are you always scrambling to buy suits?
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Somehow?
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I don't have suits because I always um, you should just buy suits.
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Well, I just return the bla like I buy a blazer and then I return it.
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'cause I never like it.
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What you Well I never like it.
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What if you buy one that you liked?
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Well, I never find it in time'cause I never look in time.
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Why don't you buy something?
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Why don't you buy things you like?
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Because I'm always waiting for the day before the wedding or the function to buy the thing that I need, even though I knew about it for months in advance.
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And that's just my problem.
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You knew about this wedding a year in advance?
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Well, they already had one wedding and I had bought another suit for that, but then I returned that.
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Oh my God.
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Okay, so this is, I'm not a Virgo.
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You are complaining about things that you could solve really easily and that makes me feel good.
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Why I like it.
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I hate it.
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I like complaining.
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I'm like way more organized than you are.
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And when it comes to like organizing my things and my, like, my objects and my like packing and organizing, that kind of stuff, like physical, but physical organizing, I can do really well.
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Yeah.
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The other, the mental stuff externally, you're good at organizing.
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Yeah.
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Internally, you're doomed.
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Just a Hello.
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Don't watch it.
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Watch it.
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Watch it.
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First episode back in the month.
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Don't make me fist fight you.
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There's
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just so much in there and so
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little.
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I've had enough of you.
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we went to the airport, but let me just say we packed, we were wearing one thing in Palm Springs, or not Palm Springs, where the fuck we were?
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Palm Desert Coachella, which was a hundred degrees.
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And then we had to pack for what, like 50 degree rainy weather in the uk.
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I dunno what that means.
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It was like 12 degrees whatever Celsius.
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It was a drastic difference and my body felt it.
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At least we flew in business there and that was great.
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Oh my God.
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We've got these fucking flights on points.
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Oh my God.
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Oh, tell them about the points we got.
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I'm mad about it.
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I'm mad about it.
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You like the points.
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I am, I do like the points, but it was, it was, didn't need to be that long.
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Like the whole journey took so long because we're dumb.
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Well, no.
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So we paid, how much did
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we pay?
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We could have gone from San Francisco straight to London and then taken the train from London to Manchester.
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But, but we found these cheap flights on points and you had to fly into Chicago first in economy.
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And then the Chicago to London flight was in business.
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Yeah.
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Half the plane was business though.
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That was.
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It was British Highways.
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It was like mostly business class seats, which was crazy.
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I just don, I don't think you went to the To the back.
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No, I was like 25.
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I was like seat 25 and it was still business.
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I think there were a lot.
00:21:39.776 --> 00:21:39.921
I know.
00:21:39.921 --> 00:21:41.000
I think there were a lot though.
00:21:41.016 --> 00:21:43.280
It was a big, yeah, it was a big, big flight.
00:21:43.280 --> 00:21:44.121
Exactly what I just said.
00:21:44.300 --> 00:21:44.451
Yeah.
00:21:44.451 --> 00:21:45.050
So there were, it
00:21:45.050 --> 00:21:46.536
was a lot of business seats.
00:21:47.270 --> 00:21:48.201
Yeah, it was a lot of business
00:21:48.201 --> 00:21:48.621
seats.
00:21:49.010 --> 00:21:49.280
But that
00:21:49.280 --> 00:21:49.550
was,
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um.
00:21:50.028 --> 00:21:50.749
A long journey.
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Yes.
00:21:52.128 --> 00:21:54.048
Because we literally left in the morning from sf.
00:21:54.048 --> 00:21:54.318
Yeah.
00:21:54.739 --> 00:21:58.489
Got to Chicago in the, like late afternoon.
00:21:58.638 --> 00:21:58.729
Mm-hmm.
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And then we had four hours to chill.
00:22:00.558 --> 00:22:00.648
Mm-hmm.
00:22:00.888 --> 00:22:02.358
Although that, the lounge was amazing,
00:22:02.929 --> 00:22:03.288
lounge
00:22:03.288 --> 00:22:03.709
was good.
00:22:03.709 --> 00:22:10.582
And I, and then I was still kind of hung over from, not hung over, but like, you know, brain rot from the desert and I was like, I really don't feel.
00:22:10.680 --> 00:22:11.369
Well.
00:22:11.460 --> 00:22:11.730
Mm-hmm.
00:22:12.420 --> 00:22:17.130
And we're in the lounge and I'm like, the only thing that I feel like can make me like this sounds like an alcoholic.
00:22:17.519 --> 00:22:25.799
The only thing I feel like can like really perk me up right now with my dinner in the lounge would be just a glass of crisps.
00:22:27.420 --> 00:22:30.539
Sometimes it does it just a great chilled savvy bee.
00:22:30.569 --> 00:22:30.990
Yeah.
00:22:31.140 --> 00:22:32.295
There's nothing better.
00:22:33.345 --> 00:22:33.585
Yeah.
00:22:33.585 --> 00:22:34.815
So yeah, I had, did it help you?
00:22:34.904 --> 00:22:36.075
I had two and then it helped me.
00:22:36.194 --> 00:22:37.724
I don't think it helped you the night day after.
00:22:38.115 --> 00:22:40.664
No, because what happened was I got on the plane.
00:22:41.549 --> 00:22:43.710
And then I was planning on like having my dinner.
00:22:43.829 --> 00:22:44.460
Mm.
00:22:44.519 --> 00:22:48.569
Because yeah, I ate in the lounge, but then I also ate again on the plane.
00:22:48.630 --> 00:22:51.420
Oh, if you don't eat in the lounge, you've done it wrong.
00:22:51.599 --> 00:22:54.450
Like even if you're gonna get fed on the plane, because also airport calories don't count.
00:22:54.509 --> 00:22:55.680
Airport calories do not count.
00:22:55.680 --> 00:22:56.970
But if you're in the lounge.
00:22:57.035 --> 00:22:57.065
Okay.
00:22:57.454 --> 00:23:01.369
Before your whatever flight that's gonna have dinner on it, you need to eat in the lounge.
00:23:01.710 --> 00:23:02.490
You need to eat in the lounge.
00:23:02.494 --> 00:23:03.035
I don't care.
00:23:03.035 --> 00:23:04.384
One plate and a dessert.
00:23:04.384 --> 00:23:09.994
You have to and a Diet Coke or a at or bee or a savvy bee, like you have
00:23:09.994 --> 00:23:12.515
to make use of the amenities or
00:23:12.515 --> 00:23:14.765
you are just living life incorrectly.
00:23:14.765 --> 00:23:15.575
I don't care.
00:23:16.115 --> 00:23:19.144
And this is my problem that talk about it.
00:23:19.144 --> 00:23:20.375
This is what, this is what set me up for failure.
00:23:20.404 --> 00:23:21.275
Yeah, talk about it.
00:23:21.424 --> 00:23:22.265
So all got on the flight.
00:23:22.325 --> 00:23:22.654
Yeah.
00:23:22.755 --> 00:23:24.944
It is hot as fuck on that plane.
00:23:25.095 --> 00:23:28.484
And I wasn't wearing a very breathable t-shirt and didn't have a change of clothes.
00:23:28.484 --> 00:23:29.025
See, that's you.
00:23:29.144 --> 00:23:34.424
And I was wearing these joggers'cause I was like, it's gonna be cold in the uk so let me wear my thick joggers.
00:23:34.424 --> 00:23:35.924
That's your mistake on the plane.
00:23:35.924 --> 00:23:36.279
That's your mistake.
00:23:36.279 --> 00:23:40.214
So that,'cause I'm probably gonna be cold and in the UK I'm gonna want my thickest joggers.
00:23:40.424 --> 00:23:40.605
No.
00:23:40.605 --> 00:23:43.214
So on planes you do not wear thick materials.
00:23:43.214 --> 00:23:44.535
You are breathable materials.
00:23:44.720 --> 00:23:45.315
I, I know.
00:23:45.315 --> 00:23:47.025
That's why I bought new joggers in the uk.
00:23:47.055 --> 00:23:47.174
Yeah.
00:23:47.204 --> 00:23:47.984
Anyway, I was.
00:23:48.224 --> 00:23:52.305
Uh, also all the alcohol drank on the plane, didn't help sat down.
00:23:52.305 --> 00:23:59.549
And the guy, it was like the, it was, I was British Highway, so it was like so British and I hadn't been back in the UK in like a year and a half ish.
00:23:59.549 --> 00:23:59.869
Mm-hmm.
00:24:00.345 --> 00:24:07.390
And the guy on the plane was like, oh, would you like a champagne or an orange juice to start off with?
00:24:07.450 --> 00:24:07.670
And
00:24:07.829 --> 00:24:09.825
I was like, oh, I love a champagne.
00:24:10.154 --> 00:24:10.904
It was Prosecco.
00:24:11.654 --> 00:24:14.954
And then, yeah, I had a Prosecco and I was like, oh, just delightful.
00:24:14.984 --> 00:24:17.295
No, he was like, you're on a holidays.
00:24:17.714 --> 00:24:18.555
So you might as well,
00:24:18.615 --> 00:24:20.115
well, you're on your might as well.
00:24:20.115 --> 00:24:20.714
Well as well.
00:24:20.720 --> 00:24:22.515
Like, it's just like, might as well get fucked up.
00:24:22.515 --> 00:24:23.204
It's so British.
00:24:23.204 --> 00:24:24.375
It's like, oh, you're on your holiday.
00:24:24.375 --> 00:24:24.974
Might as well,
00:24:25.005 --> 00:24:25.275
might as
00:24:25.275 --> 00:24:25.694
well just get
00:24:25.694 --> 00:24:27.525
fucked up and then okay.
00:24:27.795 --> 00:24:28.244
Come down.
00:24:28.845 --> 00:24:32.403
And then I, put the Devil Wear Prada on.
00:24:33.182 --> 00:24:35.492
And that's when things like, see that's a great playing movie.
00:24:35.522 --> 00:24:36.032
I know.
00:24:36.093 --> 00:24:41.853
And that's when things took a downturn for me because he just kept coming back with a bottle of wine and I was like,
00:24:41.942 --> 00:24:43.788
oh yeah, why not off I, no, why not?
00:24:44.647 --> 00:24:45.028
Why not?
00:24:45.303 --> 00:24:45.813
Oh, what?
00:24:45.813 --> 00:24:46.202
Top me off?
00:24:46.202 --> 00:24:48.123
Why not A little bit, oh, I have a little bit more.
00:24:48.123 --> 00:24:48.633
Why not?
00:24:48.633 --> 00:24:51.752
Oh yeah, why not Top me I a little bit more, my God.
00:24:52.413 --> 00:24:56.343
And then all of a sudden I was six glasses of wine in that's.
00:24:57.232 --> 00:24:58.403
Something had my dinner.
00:24:58.462 --> 00:24:58.583
Mm.
00:24:58.643 --> 00:25:01.553
I was like giggling across the, across the aisle to you.
00:25:02.153 --> 00:25:04.403
And then I was crying, watching Wicked.
00:25:04.553 --> 00:25:06.863
It was, that's why I was crying.
00:25:06.863 --> 00:25:08.782
Not a good plane movie Our's Dust Bought.
00:25:08.843 --> 00:25:10.553
It is a great plane movie.
00:25:10.972 --> 00:25:15.982
Wicked, two hours and 30 minutes of beautiful, beautiful footage as hell.
00:25:16.012 --> 00:25:17.123
It's so good.
00:25:17.123 --> 00:25:17.722
Long as hell.
00:25:18.563 --> 00:25:22.367
I also remember like the Wicked First game, I was also thinking about getting a sweater.
00:25:25.593 --> 00:25:30.093
I was also thinking when Wicked first came out, I was like, oh yeah, we should go watch that again in, in the movies.
00:25:30.123 --> 00:25:31.863
I don't don't like musicals.
00:25:32.163 --> 00:25:33.333
I loved Wicked, obviously.
00:25:33.333 --> 00:25:33.903
It was great.
00:25:33.935 --> 00:25:34.829
Love me Mia.
00:25:34.829 --> 00:25:35.579
Amazing.
00:25:35.609 --> 00:25:36.444
They don't count.
00:25:36.481 --> 00:25:39.332
And I, I just like, don't feel like I ever wanna watch that movie again.
00:25:39.751 --> 00:25:42.571
Like I'll watch it right before we go watch the second one.
00:25:42.991 --> 00:25:43.291
Yeah.
00:25:43.321 --> 00:25:46.501
But like, I just like don't need to watch that movie multiple times.
00:25:46.501 --> 00:25:50.882
So sad for you because I know what happens and I just don't care that much.
00:25:51.092 --> 00:25:52.741
You watch the Devil Wars Prada again?
00:25:52.771 --> 00:25:54.662
Yeah, because I will.
00:25:54.751 --> 00:25:55.352
Okay.
00:25:55.490 --> 00:25:57.470
Like we could is for sure my comfort movie.
00:25:57.859 --> 00:26:00.200
Like I would put that on over and over and over again.
00:26:00.259 --> 00:26:00.500
Yeah.
00:26:00.500 --> 00:26:02.089
Devil was part of mine, I guess.
00:26:02.210 --> 00:26:02.599
Okay.
00:26:02.690 --> 00:26:03.769
And Emily?
00:26:04.190 --> 00:26:04.700
Mm-hmm.
00:26:06.275 --> 00:26:07.055
That's all
00:26:07.684 --> 00:26:08.015
longer.
00:26:08.015 --> 00:26:08.974
Pause in between that.
00:26:09.035 --> 00:26:09.154
It's
00:26:09.154 --> 00:26:09.994
like that's a long pause.
00:26:09.994 --> 00:26:10.744
I know we're on the
00:26:10.744 --> 00:26:11.525
podcast though.
00:26:11.525 --> 00:26:12.515
We're on the, we're on.
00:26:12.515 --> 00:26:14.015
We're on borrowed time.
00:26:14.015 --> 00:26:14.884
It's a long pause.
00:26:14.884 --> 00:26:15.875
We're on borrowed time.
00:26:15.904 --> 00:26:17.375
She pauses for years.
00:26:17.375 --> 00:26:17.464
I know.
00:26:17.914 --> 00:26:22.125
Did you see someone put that, put that clip of fucking am Miranda Priestly doing that?
00:26:22.155 --> 00:26:23.536
Do you know the guy on the Met?
00:26:23.911 --> 00:26:24.451
Met Gala.
00:26:24.451 --> 00:26:24.871
Red Cup.
00:26:24.931 --> 00:26:26.070
Red Cup, blue Carpet.
00:26:26.340 --> 00:26:29.641
Who just wore like a basic fucking suit, supply suit.
00:26:29.730 --> 00:26:30.451
And then Yes.
00:26:30.451 --> 00:26:31.111
Trainers.
00:26:31.171 --> 00:26:31.621
Yes.
00:26:31.681 --> 00:26:32.851
Sneakers for you.
00:26:32.911 --> 00:26:33.451
Yes.
00:26:33.454 --> 00:26:37.747
That monstrosity walking down the blue carpet.
00:26:37.896 --> 00:26:41.595
Anyway, I was wasted on the plane and I like, what's up, k.
00:26:41.654 --> 00:26:42.795
Movie's over.
00:26:42.795 --> 00:26:45.045
Dinner's, over drinks are over and I'm.
00:26:45.569 --> 00:26:50.549
Boiling and lemme go do my skincare in the bathroom quickly, brush my teeth and then go to bed.
00:26:51.509 --> 00:26:52.140
Couldn't sleep.
00:26:52.140 --> 00:26:53.099
This was overheating.
00:26:53.130 --> 00:26:54.180
I was barely slept.
00:26:54.180 --> 00:26:56.970
I think I might have like, you're also in like a coffin in business class.
00:26:57.779 --> 00:26:58.440
I like that.
00:26:58.440 --> 00:26:59.730
No, I, I, I enjoy it.
00:26:59.730 --> 00:27:02.190
But like, you're in like an very enclosed space.
00:27:02.190 --> 00:27:03.180
The heat in the body.
00:27:03.180 --> 00:27:04.950
Heat is just like, there's no escape.
00:27:04.950 --> 00:27:05.970
No, normally I like it.
00:27:07.035 --> 00:27:08.565
Normally I have to be wearing the right clothes.
00:27:08.565 --> 00:27:11.414
Like on the way back, I really liked it, right?
00:27:11.684 --> 00:27:14.204
Because the fucking, the plane was breezing cold.
00:27:14.295 --> 00:27:21.201
Yeah, We got to fucking London and this was our first mistake, not booking a flight from London to Manchester.
00:27:21.201 --> 00:27:22.132
Do you know what we could have done?
00:27:22.221 --> 00:27:23.541
Book a flight from London to Manchester?
00:27:23.721 --> 00:27:24.471
I think Chicago.
00:27:24.471 --> 00:27:25.402
No, I think Chicago flies to Manchester.
00:27:25.432 --> 00:27:26.061
Why didn't we do that?
00:27:26.332 --> 00:27:27.231
Because we wanted to save money.
00:27:27.231 --> 00:27:28.011
We were pinching venues.
00:27:28.896 --> 00:27:30.247
No, we weren't pinching pennies in my mind.
00:27:30.247 --> 00:27:33.606
I was like, I already went back for their wedding last year and they were having a second wedding.
00:27:33.666 --> 00:27:34.086
Mm.
00:27:34.297 --> 00:27:43.537
So I'm like, why am I spending more money to fly back to the UK for another wedding to the same per person?
00:27:43.747 --> 00:27:44.767
Love you.
00:27:44.916 --> 00:27:46.386
Love excessive.
00:27:46.386 --> 00:27:46.926
They're not listening.
00:27:48.491 --> 00:27:48.711
No.
00:27:49.356 --> 00:27:50.527
My sister-in-law might be.
00:27:51.606 --> 00:27:52.446
Love you.
00:27:52.596 --> 00:27:53.676
That's my sister-in-law la.
00:27:54.997 --> 00:27:56.856
That's your sister-in-law, Lala.
00:27:57.037 --> 00:27:57.936
No, it's not Lala.
00:27:57.967 --> 00:27:58.656
I like it.
00:27:59.076 --> 00:27:59.707
That sounds nice.
00:28:00.787 --> 00:28:03.352
My sister-in Lala Freak.
00:28:04.481 --> 00:28:04.832
Freak.
00:28:05.287 --> 00:28:06.156
What is she called?
00:28:06.217 --> 00:28:06.906
Your sister-in-law.
00:28:06.906 --> 00:28:07.987
She's just still your sister-in-law?
00:28:08.047 --> 00:28:11.317
No, because my, your, my brother is your brother-in-law.
00:28:11.376 --> 00:28:11.676
Oh.
00:28:11.737 --> 00:28:14.196
But she's my sister-in Lala technically.
00:28:14.196 --> 00:28:14.436
Yeah.
00:28:15.666 --> 00:28:16.656
Which I like it better.
00:28:16.777 --> 00:28:17.557
Great.
00:28:17.916 --> 00:28:18.463
Enjoy it.
00:28:18.463 --> 00:28:21.871
Hopped out the plane at LHR with me and Oh yeah.
00:28:21.990 --> 00:28:24.871
LHR with my, my welcome to the Land
00:28:24.871 --> 00:28:29.671
of Depression and it's gonna sink in.
00:28:29.671 --> 00:28:33.840
We arrived really early and I was a little bit tired, not really hung over.
00:28:33.840 --> 00:28:36.510
'cause plane wine doesn't hit the same, isn't like make me hungover.
00:28:36.661 --> 00:28:38.550
I was just tired and I felt a bit groggy.
00:28:38.550 --> 00:28:39.510
Yeah, it was just a bit groggy.
00:28:39.540 --> 00:28:39.810
Yeah.
00:28:39.869 --> 00:28:42.869
and I did sleep a bit, but like, no, definitely not enough.
00:28:42.900 --> 00:28:43.769
No, you never sleep enough.
00:28:43.769 --> 00:28:47.940
But that was the point of buying those business seats so I could sleep on the way.
00:28:48.150 --> 00:28:49.650
This is the whole mindset that I had.
00:28:49.650 --> 00:28:51.960
I was like, we'll, sleep all the way to the uk.
00:28:51.990 --> 00:28:54.779
Wake up and be like, refresh and ready to go and we'll have no jet lag.
00:28:55.380 --> 00:28:59.460
The P spoiler, we had so much jet lag.
00:29:00.119 --> 00:29:02.789
Not the worst jet lag I've ever had, but it was.
00:29:03.255 --> 00:29:04.634
There it was up there.
00:29:05.174 --> 00:29:06.255
We didn't sleep that well.
00:29:06.315 --> 00:29:07.484
Well, we have a problem.
00:29:07.515 --> 00:29:09.255
Well, the, the problem with our jet lag, wait.
00:29:09.615 --> 00:29:11.115
We will get there.
00:29:11.204 --> 00:29:11.714
Oh God.
00:29:11.714 --> 00:29:11.924
Okay.
00:29:11.924 --> 00:29:15.434
Well, we just like made our way from London to Manchester on 10 different trains.
00:29:15.765 --> 00:29:17.505
The train system in the UK sucks ass.
00:29:17.505 --> 00:29:18.134
I'm so sorry.
00:29:18.134 --> 00:29:18.315
Sucks ass.
00:29:18.914 --> 00:29:19.394
Sorry.
00:29:19.394 --> 00:29:19.815
You should.
00:29:19.815 --> 00:29:21.585
You are a tiny island nation.
00:29:21.765 --> 00:29:23.174
An island island gal.
00:29:23.355 --> 00:29:26.535
Like you are the tiniest little fucking blip on the map.
00:29:26.625 --> 00:29:27.615
You should have good trains.
00:29:28.634 --> 00:29:30.375
You have so many train, train tracks.
00:29:30.644 --> 00:29:30.734
I know.
00:29:30.734 --> 00:29:32.565
There's so many train tracks and so many trains.
00:29:32.579 --> 00:29:32.819
I know.
00:29:32.960 --> 00:29:34.934
And yet you privatized your train system.
00:29:35.595 --> 00:29:39.315
It was public, but then you privatized it and now it's so expensive.
00:29:39.855 --> 00:29:40.994
It's so ex.
00:29:40.994 --> 00:29:42.944
I have so many opinions about the train system in the uk.
00:29:42.972 --> 00:29:43.542
It sucks.
00:29:43.917 --> 00:29:45.867
And, um, it took us so long to get there.
00:29:46.377 --> 00:29:49.198
There was an intruder on the train line.
00:29:49.288 --> 00:29:50.038
A trespasser.
00:29:50.067 --> 00:29:50.667
Didn't they say?
00:29:50.667 --> 00:29:51.268
That's what they said.
00:29:51.268 --> 00:29:52.377
They were like, they said there's trespasser like
00:29:52.528 --> 00:29:59.367
due to, um, this is a public service announcement due to a trespasser on the train line.
00:29:59.728 --> 00:30:02.127
This train is currently terminated.
00:30:04.143 --> 00:30:05.083
I'm like, see it.
00:30:05.218 --> 00:30:07.078
Say it sorted, sorted.
00:30:08.252 --> 00:30:09.843
That was annoying as fuck.
00:30:09.873 --> 00:30:13.502
I'm like, okay, someone just tried to fucking jump on the train track.
00:30:13.532 --> 00:30:18.002
How is this now my problem and why is it ruining my whole day?
00:30:18.153 --> 00:30:19.893
See, pissed me off.
00:30:20.012 --> 00:30:21.843
I'm already so tired.
00:30:21.903 --> 00:30:22.173
Mm-hmm.
00:30:22.173 --> 00:30:23.522
I'm slightly hungover.
00:30:23.613 --> 00:30:23.792
Mm-hmm.
00:30:23.823 --> 00:30:24.843
Groggy as fuck.
00:30:25.053 --> 00:30:25.532
I'm about
00:30:25.532 --> 00:30:27.573
to be severely jet lagged.
00:30:27.603 --> 00:30:28.022
Mm-hmm.
00:30:28.067 --> 00:30:29.282
And I'm hungry.
00:30:29.847 --> 00:30:34.768
And I'm irritable and I'm hot and sweaty and I probably stink a little bit.
00:30:34.768 --> 00:30:35.442
And you have to poop.
00:30:35.663 --> 00:30:36.762
And I had to poop.
00:30:41.847 --> 00:30:42.897
And I had to poop.
00:30:42.897 --> 00:30:43.347
Oh my God.
00:30:43.347 --> 00:30:45.268
Because I can't go in like public settings.
00:30:45.268 --> 00:30:46.018
I have to be comfortable.
00:30:46.018 --> 00:30:46.438
I can't go in the
00:30:46.438 --> 00:30:47.097
airplane either.
00:30:47.982 --> 00:30:50.563
N my bowels cannot move 30,000 in the year.
00:30:50.593 --> 00:30:50.653
No.
00:30:50.653 --> 00:30:53.923
It's like as soon as you board the plate, it's like, no, my bowels are place there.
00:30:53.923 --> 00:31:04.333
There's like a, there like a, like a zip tie around your intestines, around your intestines, around your intestinal walls, closing them shut.
00:31:04.978 --> 00:31:16.107
Until the moment you touch the ground with your feet, actually, the moment you get off the plane and you get on that fucking bus, on the fucking bus, it's like, and then all of a sudden the zip tie comes loose.
00:31:16.107 --> 00:31:18.928
That's my thing with Europe buses after the plane.
00:31:18.928 --> 00:31:19.468
So annoying.
00:31:19.528 --> 00:31:23.788
You want me to take a different mode of transportation as soon as I get off the plane, even before I enter customs.
00:31:23.788 --> 00:31:24.807
I'm not in in Europe yet.
00:31:24.807 --> 00:31:29.817
I'm still in international waters, and you expect me to go on a bus after being in business class.
00:31:30.087 --> 00:31:31.167
Where is my business class bus.
00:31:31.948 --> 00:31:32.728
Where's my limo?
00:31:32.728 --> 00:31:34.798
That, that, that one didn't have a business called bus.
00:31:34.827 --> 00:31:37.722
I know because sometimes when you go, when you fly business, there'll be a special.
00:31:38.502 --> 00:31:39.792
Bus just for business.
00:31:39.823 --> 00:31:40.002
Yeah.
00:31:40.002 --> 00:31:42.617
I don't, I didn't, they'll take you away before the, I didn't like that.
00:31:42.623 --> 00:31:43.002
The riff wrap.
00:31:45.343 --> 00:31:54.972
We take business once, we literally flow in business like three or four times and I'm like the riff wrap in the back of the plane anyway.
00:31:54.972 --> 00:31:55.242
Yeah.
00:31:55.333 --> 00:31:56.337
Um, fuck.
00:31:56.343 --> 00:31:57.688
And then we have to take the train.
00:31:57.718 --> 00:31:59.458
Find the train three.
00:31:59.647 --> 00:32:01.238
Fucking billion trains later.
00:32:01.417 --> 00:32:04.357
We were going from London, Houston to Manchester Pdia Lee.
00:32:04.567 --> 00:32:09.248
And then my mom came to pick us up, but she was parked in the wrong place and I didn't know I was in the wrong place too.
00:32:09.428 --> 00:32:11.468
So we were both in the wrong place and she couldn't find us.
00:32:11.468 --> 00:32:16.867
And I didn't know where to go and I was so tired and I was like, I'm gonna crash out right now and I'm gonna yell at my mom.
00:32:16.867 --> 00:32:18.218
We've not seen in over a year.
00:32:18.698 --> 00:32:19.327
Not great.
00:32:19.988 --> 00:32:20.647
But I didn't.
00:32:20.857 --> 00:32:21.188
You didn't.
00:32:21.758 --> 00:32:23.948
I contained myself
00:32:24.397 --> 00:32:27.133
and then we got home to mom's house.
00:32:27.133 --> 00:32:27.692
Well to mom's
00:32:27.698 --> 00:32:28.597
house, and then I.
00:32:30.042 --> 00:32:30.942
Big fat shower.
00:32:31.002 --> 00:32:31.992
Oh, I thought you were gonna say poo.
00:32:32.053 --> 00:32:36.792
And a big fat shower stop.
00:32:37.393 --> 00:32:40.603
This is not, this is not good conduct for a dinner table.
00:32:40.627 --> 00:32:40.777
Yeah.
00:32:40.777 --> 00:32:44.497
Like we're talking about defecating, although I do hate the word defecation.
00:32:44.497 --> 00:32:45.876
I think defecate is worse than poo.
00:32:46.237 --> 00:32:47.106
Who's nice?
00:32:47.106 --> 00:32:47.616
Who's cute?
00:32:47.616 --> 00:32:48.876
P Poo's a cute word.
00:32:48.876 --> 00:32:50.557
Shit is a bit not cute.
00:32:50.557 --> 00:32:51.967
Little It's a Whoa.
00:32:52.237 --> 00:32:53.257
Yeah, like big fat shit.
00:32:53.257 --> 00:32:53.616
Whoa.
00:32:53.616 --> 00:32:53.676
No.
00:32:53.977 --> 00:32:56.951
Defecate is like def Defecate is like, I'm gonna defecate on you.
00:32:56.951 --> 00:33:01.386
That is on you, on you on.
00:33:02.076 --> 00:33:04.507
If any part of this podcast was just like taken out of contest on.
00:33:06.436 --> 00:33:06.916
If any on
00:33:06.916 --> 00:33:07.126
you.
00:33:08.777 --> 00:33:09.557
I'm trying to rewind.
00:33:09.737 --> 00:33:11.176
What the fuck are you on about?
00:33:11.386 --> 00:33:12.977
What are you doing in your spare time?
00:33:14.507 --> 00:33:15.422
Oh, I just thought
00:33:15.422 --> 00:33:15.916
it was funny.
00:33:16.217 --> 00:33:17.176
Oh my God.
00:33:17.176 --> 00:33:17.446
Ew.
00:33:18.227 --> 00:33:19.396
I just thought it was funny.
00:33:19.662 --> 00:33:20.021
I don't know.
00:33:20.116 --> 00:33:20.896
I just thought it was funny.
00:33:21.586 --> 00:33:23.086
Um, what else happened?
00:33:23.086 --> 00:33:24.586
Oh, we slept for 12 hours that night.
00:33:24.646 --> 00:33:25.666
Did we just sleep for 12 hours?
00:33:25.696 --> 00:33:26.237
Oh, that was great.
00:33:26.267 --> 00:33:26.807
I thought it fixed.
00:33:26.807 --> 00:33:27.856
Thought it fixed their jet lag.
00:33:27.957 --> 00:33:29.007
Mom's food?
00:33:29.037 --> 00:33:32.396
Well, number one, I thought that 12 hours of sleep fixed our jet lag.
00:33:32.396 --> 00:33:32.936
It did not.
00:33:32.936 --> 00:33:33.567
It made it worse.
00:33:33.567 --> 00:33:35.122
Actually, I think it made it worse.
00:33:35.281 --> 00:33:41.067
I feel like it made it worse because we, like, we, well, we, we showered, we ate, we went to bed at like eight or 9:00 PM Yeah, eight.
00:33:41.876 --> 00:33:53.517
And then we woke up at like, I was like, I'm sure we're gonna wake up at like six or 7:00 AM in the morning and then just like feel fully refreshed after like, I don't know, like a good nine, 10 hours sleep.
00:33:53.636 --> 00:33:55.707
No, slept for like 12, 13 hours.
00:33:55.737 --> 00:33:55.916
Yeah.
00:33:55.916 --> 00:33:56.696
Nonstop.
00:33:56.696 --> 00:33:56.757
Yeah.
00:33:57.426 --> 00:34:02.319
And Yeah, I, I woke up and I looked like I'd been punched in the vase.
00:34:02.619 --> 00:34:02.950
Yeah.
00:34:03.009 --> 00:34:05.740
And then my problem with jet lag, we have different problems with jet lag.
00:34:06.160 --> 00:34:11.110
I can't go to sleep when I try to go to sleep, so whatever.
00:34:11.110 --> 00:34:18.340
That way, at least if I try to go to sleep, I'm awake until like 12 and then we change shifts and then I wake up.
00:34:18.340 --> 00:34:18.909
Exactly.
00:34:18.909 --> 00:34:21.400
And then he can, he can fall asleep right away.
00:34:22.119 --> 00:34:24.699
But then you wake up at like two or three and you're wide awake.
00:34:24.730 --> 00:34:28.000
I'm like, why do I, it's so annoying, but like for two or three hours.
00:34:28.000 --> 00:34:28.661
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:34:28.960 --> 00:34:29.860
And that's the worst.
00:34:29.860 --> 00:34:30.010
Yeah.
00:34:30.010 --> 00:34:31.695
Being awake at 3:00 AM and you can't.
00:34:31.695 --> 00:34:35.110
But then also the next day, we literally had to go to my brother's wedding the next day.
00:34:35.349 --> 00:34:36.039
Oh yeah.
00:34:36.280 --> 00:34:37.179
We had the, we had the good sleep.
00:34:37.192 --> 00:34:38.150
The good sleep was had.
00:34:38.150 --> 00:34:39.110
Mm-hmm.
00:34:39.110 --> 00:34:41.900
And then we went to Sheffield, England.
00:34:42.469 --> 00:34:46.940
I keep slugging Sheffield off and my sister-in-law keeps telling me to stop it, but I can't.
00:34:47.449 --> 00:34:52.699
As an unbiased observer of Sheffield, England, I'm also an unbiased observer.
00:34:52.699 --> 00:34:53.809
I don't give a fuck about Sheffield.
00:34:53.809 --> 00:34:58.309
Right, but you're more biased'cause you have been there and you live closer.
00:34:58.400 --> 00:34:59.809
Lived closer to it.
00:35:00.139 --> 00:35:04.340
I've never been, and I've never thought about going to Sheffield, England and I will never go back.
00:35:06.469 --> 00:35:10.730
I love you sister-in-law, LA but I will not be going back to Sheffield, England.
00:35:10.820 --> 00:35:12.469
There's just more places in the world, right?
00:35:12.469 --> 00:35:16.880
Like let's, my little brother lives in Sheffield and that's his problem.
00:35:16.880 --> 00:35:19.969
Again, I keep getting my older brother and his girlfriend, they, they live in Sheffield.
00:35:20.809 --> 00:35:21.710
That's not my problem.
00:35:22.190 --> 00:35:22.849
It's not mine either.
00:35:24.019 --> 00:35:25.250
All the best to ya.
00:35:25.730 --> 00:35:26.510
Well, we had the wedding.
00:35:26.570 --> 00:35:27.860
The wedding was so cute.
00:35:28.309 --> 00:35:29.150
It was really cute.
00:35:29.210 --> 00:35:29.929
It was in a.
00:35:29.983 --> 00:35:30.255
What?
00:35:30.255 --> 00:35:31.019
What would you describe it as?
00:35:31.079 --> 00:35:33.284
I'm calling it an automobile museum.
00:35:33.284 --> 00:35:34.454
An automobile museum.
00:35:34.695 --> 00:35:36.224
But I think it was more than automobiles.
00:35:36.224 --> 00:35:37.664
It was like machinery?
00:35:37.934 --> 00:35:38.954
Yeah, like engines.
00:35:38.985 --> 00:35:44.744
There was a big massive, after the ceremony, there were like the family to the engine room, so we took photos in the engine room.
00:35:44.744 --> 00:35:50.085
It was like an industrial revolution esque machine revolution?
00:35:50.264 --> 00:35:50.684
Yeah.
00:35:50.684 --> 00:35:52.244
Like from the 1600?
00:35:52.244 --> 00:35:53.505
No, 18 hundreds.
00:35:53.505 --> 00:35:53.715
Someone
00:35:53.715 --> 00:35:54.824
told me what it was called.
00:35:54.873 --> 00:35:56.226
Kellum Island.
00:35:56.646 --> 00:36:00.577
I'm sure if you searched Industrial museum, Sheffield, England, it would come up.
00:36:00.697 --> 00:36:06.574
It's, no, it's Kelham Island, which was, there's an island, I don't know.
00:36:06.737 --> 00:36:11.146
We were on an island, Gail, I don't know, like a mini island on the main island.
00:36:11.297 --> 00:36:11.327
Mm.
00:36:11.409 --> 00:36:12.697
the wedding was really cute.
00:36:12.757 --> 00:36:13.416
So cute.
00:36:13.416 --> 00:36:14.706
It felt like a high school reunion for me.
00:36:14.947 --> 00:36:15.487
I loved it.
00:36:15.565 --> 00:36:16.135
I loved it.
00:36:16.135 --> 00:36:16.795
Had such a good time.
00:36:16.795 --> 00:36:20.576
I got, my mom was having this time of her life and then she left and then I got wasted.
00:36:21.335 --> 00:36:23.465
I got, and then know all of your high school friends, everyone.
00:36:23.541 --> 00:36:24.530
I loved you.
00:36:24.981 --> 00:36:30.141
I was the, um, resident American that everyone found so funny.
00:36:30.320 --> 00:36:34.490
Everything I said was hilarious, and I was like, wow, I'm not even that funny.
00:36:34.521 --> 00:36:37.010
You just like spoke like, like no words that everyone was like,
00:36:37.130 --> 00:36:38.630
oh my God, you're fucking hilarious.
00:36:38.721 --> 00:36:39.346
Like, I'm not,
00:36:39.771 --> 00:36:42.201
I'm, I'm, I can be funny, but I'm not that funny.
00:36:42.201 --> 00:36:43.521
Like I'm not the funniest person in the room.
00:36:43.521 --> 00:36:43.760
You're kidding.
00:36:43.760 --> 00:36:50.271
But all of a sudden, I, I know I, that's why I said I can be funny, but all of a sudden I was the funniest person in the room because they've never heard an American speak before.
00:36:50.601 --> 00:36:52.760
And they were like, oh my God, that's such an American thing you're doing.
00:36:52.760 --> 00:36:52.880
That's.
00:36:52.891 --> 00:36:53.460
So funny.
00:36:53.460 --> 00:36:58.800
And I was like, I just have my sunglasses in my, in my, I put my sunglasses in my waist of my pants.
00:36:58.800 --> 00:37:00.811
And they were like, that's such an American thing.
00:37:01.076 --> 00:37:02.311
And I was like, what?
00:37:02.431 --> 00:37:03.809
Just having my sunglasses.
00:37:03.894 --> 00:37:04.614
I was like, why?
00:37:04.614 --> 00:37:05.244
That was so funny.
00:37:05.244 --> 00:37:06.414
Am I having the best time?
00:37:06.445 --> 00:37:09.355
Also, the one thing that I've learned, and I keep saying what you say.
00:37:09.355 --> 00:37:09.925
You say, sorry.
00:37:10.045 --> 00:37:11.065
What about remember something?
00:37:11.371 --> 00:37:13.172
Oh, that baby, baby Guinnesses, baby Guinness.
00:37:13.711 --> 00:37:19.914
The things I've learned about the UK from this wedding alone, The British people love Sean Paul so much.
00:37:19.945 --> 00:37:20.304
Yeah.
00:37:20.364 --> 00:37:21.954
Deep, deep, deep.
00:37:21.954 --> 00:37:22.867
Love for Sean Paul.
00:37:54.364 --> 00:37:55.773
The wedding happened and that's it.
00:37:55.804 --> 00:37:55.983
Yeah.
00:37:55.983 --> 00:37:56.313
I learned
00:37:56.313 --> 00:37:57.153
a lot about British culture.
00:37:57.153 --> 00:37:57.724
They got married.
00:37:57.724 --> 00:37:58.054
That's it.
00:37:58.054 --> 00:37:58.353
We.
00:37:58.547 --> 00:38:00.168
Then we came back here.
00:38:00.228 --> 00:38:00.978
We flew back.
00:38:01.338 --> 00:38:07.038
Well, we thought we had LA right afterwards, so this was a poor, we had poor, I don't know why we planned it like this.
00:38:07.097 --> 00:38:07.668
We didn't plan it.
00:38:07.668 --> 00:38:10.577
We didn't realize, well, we did plan la.
00:38:11.193 --> 00:38:12.393
We didn't plan the wedding.
00:38:12.572 --> 00:38:13.652
We didn't plan Coachella.
00:38:13.682 --> 00:38:14.612
Coachella and the wedding.
00:38:14.612 --> 00:38:15.422
Those dates were set.
00:38:15.422 --> 00:38:20.882
We knew, but we knew that we booked Beyonce tickets for May 1st, and I was like, that's gonna be perfect.
00:38:20.882 --> 00:38:24.902
Like, we're gonna have enough time in between the UK and la No, not really.
00:38:25.262 --> 00:38:28.684
We were, we were here at home for two days, three days.
00:38:28.684 --> 00:38:31.623
Three days in our house that we pay so much rent for.
00:38:31.623 --> 00:38:32.672
It didn't, wasn't here.
00:38:33.032 --> 00:38:36.452
At all in April for our friends to enjoy while they look after our dog.
00:38:36.483 --> 00:38:37.083
Exactly.
00:38:37.083 --> 00:38:37.833
It was so annoying.
00:38:38.193 --> 00:38:44.103
So we popped our fucking asses down to LA to go see Beyonce.
00:38:44.253 --> 00:38:48.902
We popped our, we popped our asses that day on Thursday and then fucked off down to la.
00:38:50.117 --> 00:38:53.717
Got in, had to change right away into our Beyonce costumes.
00:38:53.838 --> 00:38:54.498
Oh my God.
00:38:54.768 --> 00:38:55.728
Our Beyonce outfits.
00:38:55.728 --> 00:38:56.538
Our costumes.
00:38:56.538 --> 00:38:57.527
Yeah, our costumes.
00:38:57.527 --> 00:38:59.688
And then we had to go to Beyonce and I was like, I haven't slept.
00:38:59.748 --> 00:39:00.708
And I'm still jet lagged.
00:39:00.858 --> 00:39:02.538
I'm still jet lagged.
00:39:02.538 --> 00:39:02.592
Yeah, I slept jet lagged.
00:39:02.628 --> 00:39:04.157
But then do you know what the best thing about jetlag is?
00:39:04.157 --> 00:39:07.878
What the best thing to do to come back?
00:39:07.878 --> 00:39:12.047
Jetlag, gabit, shitfaced, gabit, shitfaced.
00:39:12.047 --> 00:39:12.588
And you're right.
00:39:12.588 --> 00:39:16.998
Sleep through the night, then wake up feeling like shit, and then being like, Ugh, cops sleep.
00:39:17.057 --> 00:39:17.478
Great.
00:39:17.822 --> 00:39:19.172
Like, you're not sleeping.
00:39:19.202 --> 00:39:19.623
Yeah.
00:39:19.623 --> 00:39:19.833
No.
00:39:19.833 --> 00:39:23.193
We went, we went to, we went to, we went to cowboy car.
00:39:23.373 --> 00:39:23.672
Yeah.
00:39:23.733 --> 00:39:24.213
Show.
00:39:24.273 --> 00:39:24.632
Yeah.
00:39:24.813 --> 00:39:25.682
At SoFi.
00:39:25.833 --> 00:39:26.163
Yeah.
00:39:26.222 --> 00:39:28.233
And then we went out and we had with our friends.
00:39:28.262 --> 00:39:28.503
Yeah.
00:39:28.563 --> 00:39:30.512
And we had a, we had a buck.
00:39:30.632 --> 00:39:31.382
Good time.
00:39:31.617 --> 00:39:31.978
A buck.
00:39:32.007 --> 00:39:32.378
Good time.
00:39:32.492 --> 00:39:33.543
A sweet honey buck.
00:39:33.543 --> 00:39:34.172
Good time.
00:39:34.172 --> 00:39:35.342
Yeah.
00:39:35.742 --> 00:39:35.862
Yeah.
00:39:35.862 --> 00:39:37.782
And then we went out the Doey the entire week.
00:39:38.023 --> 00:39:39.313
We went out the entire weekend.
00:39:39.342 --> 00:39:39.643
Mm-hmm.
00:39:40.333 --> 00:39:41.862
Bus, another club.
00:39:42.012 --> 00:39:42.972
Another club.
00:39:43.152 --> 00:39:44.413
Another club.
00:39:44.833 --> 00:39:45.012
Yeah.
00:39:45.012 --> 00:39:57.253
And even though like, I don't, Elaine, I'm personally not drinking, but like I'm also still awake until two to 3:00 AM and then I'm going to try, I'm trying to go to sleep and my body won't let me.
00:39:57.697 --> 00:40:03.248
Sleep in past 7:00 AM Even if I go to bed at 3:00 AM that's why you gotta do a couple shots, mate.
00:40:03.307 --> 00:40:04.807
No, I don't want it.
00:40:04.807 --> 00:40:08.438
I'm gonna sleep like shit regardless, but I'm like, I'm so tired.
00:40:08.438 --> 00:40:08.708
All these things.
00:40:08.853 --> 00:40:09.052
Exactly.
00:40:09.052 --> 00:40:09.413
All these things.
00:40:09.432 --> 00:40:10.733
So you might as well be drunk a bit.
00:40:10.782 --> 00:40:11.574
Might as well be a bit.
00:40:11.574 --> 00:40:12.757
No loosey goosey.
00:40:13.177 --> 00:40:13.327
No.
00:40:13.327 --> 00:40:15.132
I care about my health, my wellness.
00:40:15.293 --> 00:40:16.748
I care about my health and wellness too.
00:40:21.018 --> 00:40:25.068
Okay about my health and wellness too, but I also like a cheeky sappy bee.
00:40:26.297 --> 00:40:28.248
Cheeky sappy bee and 10 tequila shots.
00:40:28.277 --> 00:40:28.697
And 10.
00:40:28.788 --> 00:40:30.768
Did I have like 17 tequila shots that day?
00:40:30.773 --> 00:40:31.103
You did?
00:40:31.123 --> 00:40:32.958
And you took these two little happy pills.
00:40:32.958 --> 00:40:33.557
What are they called?
00:40:33.768 --> 00:40:35.088
Cheers chi.
00:40:35.088 --> 00:40:35.777
The anti hangover pills.
00:40:37.338 --> 00:40:37.943
No, they don't work.
00:40:37.943 --> 00:40:39.197
Lemme talk about Cheers.
00:40:39.677 --> 00:40:40.847
They were on Shark Tank.
00:40:40.878 --> 00:40:41.057
Yeah.
00:40:41.057 --> 00:40:41.927
And you said they don't work.
00:40:42.588 --> 00:40:43.248
No, they work.
00:40:43.248 --> 00:40:44.387
I took them at Coachella.
00:40:44.628 --> 00:40:46.007
I took them at my brother's wedding.
00:40:46.307 --> 00:40:48.648
You wake up feeling like you've had like half the amount of alcohol.
00:40:48.648 --> 00:40:52.757
If you have like, I dunno, 2, 3, 4 drinks.
00:40:52.998 --> 00:40:56.538
It cuts the, like the next day you feel like you had half the amount.
00:40:56.538 --> 00:40:57.378
Mm-hmm.
00:40:57.438 --> 00:40:58.967
That's how the, that's how they like branded.
00:40:58.967 --> 00:41:00.708
So they're good for like wine at dinner?
00:41:00.797 --> 00:41:01.427
They, yeah.
00:41:01.427 --> 00:41:05.418
If you have like a, a couple glasses of wine at dinner, one or two cocktails, get home.
00:41:05.603 --> 00:41:08.302
Have some cheers pills and then go to bed.
00:41:08.302 --> 00:41:08.393
Mm-hmm.
00:41:08.632 --> 00:41:15.172
You wake up feeling a little bit more fresher than you would've because the vitamins in the pills work to like combat the alcohol that you just drank.
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Mm-hmm.
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Turns out they don't work very well when you have like 17 shots in a row.
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I.
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It turns out and then get blacked out.
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Turns out.
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Turns out, yeah.
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You're pretty rough that, that day after Beyonce.
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Oh, what my God, I, yeah.
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Oh my God.
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Yeah.
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That one, that one scene in Sex and City where Miranda wakes up and she, she had like six martinis on that date, and then she wakes up and she's like, the, the camera is like wobbling.
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She's stumbling through a hallway in the same clothes from the night before.
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That was me.
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Yeah.
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You were rough that day after Beyonce.
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Yeah.
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Oops.
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Oh well, no regrets.
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No regrets.
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So we did that.
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And then, and then, and then the pinnacle.
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I would say this is the pinnacle of the month.
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I would say.
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There was a lot of, it was May, this is May, this is now, we're in May.
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I called this a month'cause we were gone from Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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mid-April, April 10th to May 10th, we had the opportunity to do a shoot with a certain someone.
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And this happened.
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He couldn't even say anything about it'cause we can't say anything about it.
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But this happened within the two weeks beforehand.
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Right?
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Because we took the call at your mom's house for this opportunity.
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Yeah.
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And then they chose us like the weekend before or something.
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So we got to this shoot and it was the, we had so much fun.
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We had so much fun, and I really can't wait to share it.
00:42:36.293 --> 00:42:39.952
I can't wait, you'll just have to wait and see because we signed an NDA and and we will also have to wait
00:42:40.063 --> 00:42:40.722
Oopsy.
00:42:40.722 --> 00:42:41.713
We made a poopy.
00:42:42.103 --> 00:42:45.413
You made a poopy twice, There was a technical difficulty.
00:42:45.682 --> 00:42:54.083
This episode of filmed yesterday, and in the middle of editing, Matt realized that, oh no, the outro didn't record because something fucked up.
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Not my fault.
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My fault.
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Did you know what was your fault?
00:42:56.842 --> 00:42:56.932
What?
00:42:56.932 --> 00:43:01.012
We just recorded an outro five seconds ago and you realize your microphone wasn't plugged in.
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Well, I don't know.
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And then he said, oh, there must be something in retrograde and I, to which there must be, to which I replied saying nothing is in retrograde.
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Because when things are in retrograde and a complain about things being in retrograde, then it'll be like the boy who cried wolf when they complain about things that go wrong when the things weren't in retrograde.
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I don't make these mini mistakes, so something must be retrograde.
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It's not my fault.
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You do, it's not.
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Well, you've done it well, what can you do?
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But do our outro right now.
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Nothing else happened, by the way.
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You got the whole full story of what, what we did for the past month.
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That's it.
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That's the story.
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But now what you can do is go on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to our podcast and give us five stars.
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Rays don't hate us.
00:43:44.050 --> 00:43:44.800
Rays don't hate us.
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We make some mistakes.
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Sometimes we, and sometimes there's technical difficulties, but we figure it out and we go through it because we're all a family.
00:43:50.650 --> 00:43:54.730
Oh my God, I, I just saw someone on TikTok be like, oh, he lives in Australia.
00:43:54.730 --> 00:43:56.980
And he was like, how do you know how much it is to do a podcast?
00:43:57.159 --> 00:43:58.300
Do you know how much it is to do a podcast?
00:43:58.300 --> 00:44:02.110
Like you can go into like a studio and you have producers and people do it for you.
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You don't have to do anything.
00:44:02.920 --> 00:44:03.369
How much is that?
00:44:03.400 --> 00:44:04.809
It's a hundred thousand dollars a year.
00:44:05.184 --> 00:44:05.965
That's crazy.
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I'm like, is it worth it?
00:44:08.425 --> 00:44:08.664
No.
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'cause what are we getting out of it?
00:44:09.985 --> 00:44:10.795
Nothing right now.
00:44:10.795 --> 00:44:13.824
Nothing sponsors nothing.
00:44:13.824 --> 00:44:18.954
We're getting, we're having fun and we're connecting with our audience in a Oh, we're having so much fun in a new way.
00:44:18.985 --> 00:44:19.284
Yeah.
00:44:19.460 --> 00:44:22.911
And that's all we have for you today on Let's Dig in.
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Please stop.