Predatory Acting Teachers in Hollywood with Amanda McCants

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Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. I am very excited
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to talk to a new Juicy Scoop guest, another fabulous
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woman I have discovered via TikTok and Instagram. I am
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here with a model. You must be a model.
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No, I'm dying. I am not a model.
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Oh my God, you're so gorgeous.
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I swear I'm not joking.
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She's gorgeous, but she's super funny. Amanda McCants, you can
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find her on Instagram and TikTok. Chris Fragile and I
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have always talked about acting teachers and LA acting teachers
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and how they always want to fuck you. And you
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were like, yes, they do. And then you started to
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tell me a story and I'm like, turn the cameras
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back on. Tell me your story that you just told me.
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Okay.
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So I had this one acting teacher and I had a,
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I had just booked my first movie. It was like
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a low budget movie, but I was really stoked on it.
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And I had this scene where I needed to make
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out with my co-star. And so I brought this scene
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into class. And he was like, as an exercise, I
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want you to make out with all of the guys
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in the class. They're going to get in a line.
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And you have to go and make out with them.
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And I did. And then he was like, and now
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you have to make out with me. And he made me, like,
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make out with him in front of the whole class.
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But wait, hold on. How many guys were there?
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I think there were, like, three or four.
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And how long did you make out with each one?
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I don't remember. I think I've blocked it out of
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my mind. But it was a good, like, three seconds.
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How many years ago was this? I think I was...
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not even 21, maybe like 20. Okay.
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So then, then you had to make out with him.
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And was there any touching of the body when you're
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making out?
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I don't think so. I don't think so, but it
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was in front of everyone.
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It was, it was, and how much were you paying
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to be part of this acting class? That's the only
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thing I was like, I was.
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In debt for this. I know. I, I think that class,
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he was a bear. It was a very weird setup.
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It was very culty. I think we paid like 200
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for the whole month that there were like five classes
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a week. And if you didn't go, you were like,
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scolded and you were made fun of and you were
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like told like you didn't want this bad enough. You
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know how they always are like, you don't want this
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bad enough. And it's like, what the fuck are you
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talking about? I'm in the Valley on a Tuesday night.
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You know what I mean? But yeah, if you want to, yeah.
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So at least there's no, there's someone better than you. Yeah.
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There's no small parts. There's only small actors. What's your problem?
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Yeah.
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Like you don't want it. Yeah. I don't want to
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talk to anybody unless they're ready to be a fucking
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star and Is this your career?
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Yeah, and they sit in the front of the class.
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Amanda, is this your career or not? What the fuck
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are you doing?
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Because there's five other girls who could get up here
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and do that scene better than you. And you're like,
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have them do it. And everyone's telling their sob stories
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on stage. Like, don't get me wrong. I had an
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incredible acting teacher. My first acting teacher was incredible.
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And what happened to that person?
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I just moved on to a different class. Big mistake.
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But he was incredible.
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Okay.
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But he did not try to make out with you. No.
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No, he didn't want to. He's like, get the fuck
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away from me. You don't want, you know? Yeah. But
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I feel like the other men, it's just a power play. Yeah.
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I felt it was a huge power play.
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And so after the make-out night, when did you, like,
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realize that that was pretty wrong and inappropriate?
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I mean, I think I knew deep down when it
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was happening, but, you know, I used my, I was,
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I used common sense.
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Um.
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I think after that there were a couple other things
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that had happened and then we just realized like oh
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this is not an acting teacher like there were whispers
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around that like he hadn't even really acted before and
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and he was saying all this stuff and it was
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like a lie and you know it was i think
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that's when we caught on.
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When you watch um documentaries on cults yeah don't you
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notice the similarities of course especially with the vow have
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you seen the vow Which one's the vow? The vow
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is with all the girls that branded themselves with the Rainier.
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Yes, yes.
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And the girl was an actress on like some show
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and she was recruiting people.
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Yep, NXIVM.
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Yeah, NXIVM.
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Oh yeah, but I'm so cult prone. That's why I'm
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a sucker for these people because if someone gives me,
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or I used to be like this, it's why I
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dated guys and I morphed into their world because like
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I was so scared that like I didn't know anything
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or I was like scared to trust myself and make
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my own world. So if somebody told me that they
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had their world and all I had to do was
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like come in and show up, I'd be like, great.
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Yeah.
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I'm surprised I'm not in a cult.
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I think that Netflix is probably the worst thing that's
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ever happened to cults.
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Because they're exposing them.
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Because documentaries are like, for religion in general, I feel
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like the last three years of people just watching documentaries
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on religion and cults and stuff, you're just like, ew,
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what the? Yeah, why is this person.
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And it's just always that one guy who's narcissistic, who
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knows how to talk to people, and that's the common factor.
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And that's what this guy was doing in.
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This acting class. And you had to, like, tongue kiss him?
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I remember it being a tongue kiss.
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And did any of the guys get a boner?
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I didn't ask them.
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No, I mean, you weren't standing close enough to feel it?
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No, I think it was, like, standing far enough away.
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And so then when the month was up, is that
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when you just didn't renew?
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Yeah, I think it was slowly starting to go downhill.
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I think if you feel so comfortable that you can
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make out with your 20-year-old student in front of other people,
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that's when you know the power's gone too far and
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a collapse of power is coming.
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And then would anybody from the class walk out and
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leave and be like, I don't know about this? Of course.
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I think after that, and there were a couple other things,
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there started to be whispers like, we've got to get
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the fuck out of here. Yeah.
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How old was he?
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I think he was like 45, almost close to 50.
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And you were just like in some sad spot in
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the Valley.
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I was, yeah.
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Was there air conditioning?
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It was in Hollywood. There was air conditioning, but bright,
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bright lights fluorescent. Yeah.
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And then like we were talking about too, about like, um, yeah,
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anything like that, especially, and with growlings too, do you
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feel like there's ever kind of like a competition with
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the girls that, because you are such an attractive girl,
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that's actually good. Or did you always feel it was.
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Like supportive first off? Thank you. Second off, when I
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went there, it was not this hot. Like, I want
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to say, like, I did have a big glow up.
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And I'm self-aware of that. Like, I'm okay saying I
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had a glow up. Other people notice it. My exes
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I've dated.
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How did you glow up? Tell people how you glue up.
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I think it was... Okay, so when I got my
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glue up, I got my nose job. I lost 10 pounds.
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It never came back. It was like Ozempic.
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Okay.
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Then I learned about Botox.
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Okay.
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I'm happier now. Yeah. I... I weight lift and I
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do self tan and I got a sewn and weave
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that is custom made for my hair. So you can't tell.
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Wow. Okay.
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So like, and I'm fine saying all of this. Yeah.
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I love that you are.
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Because even guys are like, you know, when I was
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dating you, you were cute, but now you're like hot.
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And I said, I know. And if you got down
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on your knees.
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And those are your, and you didn't get a boob job.
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No, these are my tits.
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Yeah. And they're perfect size for your body.
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Thank you. Yeah. Thank you. And yeah. So when I
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was going there, I wasn't that hot, but. I mean,
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of course there's competition with, like, girls within themselves, especially
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funny girls, I think. But there was never, like, I'm
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going to.
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You feel like there was a negative towards you because
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you were the quintessential pretty girl.
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No, I think I had to dumb myself. No, when
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I went to Groundlings, I did not really do my makeup.
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I didn't do any of that. I didn't want to.
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Because back then, even my manager and even people were like,
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and it's why I started doing this, actually, videos. They
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were like, people don't get you. people don't get you.
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Like I, I played the same role forever. It was
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the 15 year old who would get pregnant and like
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dramatic monologue. They were like, you're not going to be
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cast as a comedian. Like that's never going to work.
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And so I was like, okay, watch. So that's why
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I made funny videos. And like I made myself prettier.
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Yeah. I remember like, I remember there was one, there
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was this one sketch that Will Forte, he used to
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be on SNL. He was, you know, He's a star
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of Last Man Standing and stuff. And he was on
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the show and he wrote this really weird sketch. This
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is how weird it was. And then he put it
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on Jenny McCarthy's sketch show and Jenny McCarthy played the part.
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But first we did it at the Groundlings. And all
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of a sudden, I guess I don't even know how
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it's supposed to be. like trans or whatever, but I
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had to wear a bikini. And then he was like
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a kid with his friend. And then I would come
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in in a bikini on that tiny stage and like
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hang up a mirror or something. And then the friend
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would say to Will, who's that? Who is that? And
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he'd be like, that's my dad. And then like, that
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was a joke. Like he was so weird and quirky
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back then. And I was, but I wasn't, I used
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my voice. I wasn't acting like anything, but I was
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wearing a bikini. And so then afterwards I, and I
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felt pretty confident in the bikini. I was like 24
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years old or whatever it was. And, um, and I
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remember afterwards, one of the main company members was there
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with his girlfriend and she was like, I mean, are
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you like anorexic or what? Like why? And are you
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in the bikini? And then I was like, Okay. But
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I still like had to kiss everyone's ass because they
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were going to like vote on me.
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Of course.
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And then, then the guy called me and he was like, Hey,
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I just really want to apologize for like my bitchy girlfriend.
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And I was like, Oh, okay, well it's fine. You know, whatever.
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But that's kind of, and then I remember other, they
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would be like, you can't always be the pretty girl.
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And I was like, because I'd see like other characters
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that would like draw a mustache on their face to
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just be like an ugly person. And I could not
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bring myself to do that.
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I love that.
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So I was a little too vain to do that.
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Like I could do an old person, but even if
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I did an old person, it was like an old person.
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Like an hot old person.
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Yeah, with like Chanel and I played like my grandmother,
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like my aunt, and I'd be like we are going
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to the Hamptons and I'd like do this voice but
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like I never was like being a complete ugly thing.
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Yeah I see like I I feel like I went
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in the opposite direction like I wanted to be an
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ugly thing to like you know what I mean and
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then they'd be like this Amanda this isn't funny like
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you just you're just ugly now playing ugly yeah so.
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I think you gotta lean into what What you're good at.
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Mean it. Play your strengths.
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And they'd always say.
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That's why I show my tits.
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Did they ever say this? Write what you know?
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Yeah, that's why I take out office mom.
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That's what they always say. Write what you know.
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That's why when I.
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Oh, go ahead.
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Go ahead.
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No, go ahead.
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When I went into Growlings when I was 18, my
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Growlings teacher pulled me inside and he goes, I really
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need you to get more life experience before you come
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back because... Like, what do you know about? And I
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was like, I know about working at barbecue restaurants and
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going to Moorpark and going to Florida. And he's like,
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you need to grow up a little bit because what
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are you going to be, this weird improv kid? You
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have no point of view on the world.
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Right.
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I still don't know much more.
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No, but I think that isn't good when people say,
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I remember they said you have a good point of
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view to me because I knew exactly, like, I did
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kind of know who I was, but But all the
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characters I did were just real people that I knew.
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Right.
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And they were like, you're doing real people. You're not
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doing me stock characters. Like someone would be like, oh,
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I need a Southern character. And I'm like, well, I
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don't know anyone Southern. So I'm not doing a Southern character.
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I'm doing my vapid friend. I'm doing my rich aunt
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and I'm doing whatever my mom. And I would just
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do like people, you know, that I, but so it's all,
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it's anyway, it's, it's great. The point is do what
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you know, write what you know.
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Yeah.
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And I say this for stand-up, too. Like, no one
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has your life story. No one has your parents. No
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one has your grandparents. So don't try to write material
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that you think, oh, everybody wants me to write about being,
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you know, a pretty slut. If you're a pretty slut,
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I guess write about that. But, like, if, you know,
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write what's unique to your, like, you have a crazy
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person that you worked with at a clothing store who's, like,
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annoying as shit. Like, write that. That's what I do
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love about stand-up. The comedic talent I found on TikTok
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because it's so many different people and they can lean in.
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Have you seen the girl that does the... She's so funny.
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I'll find her for you if you don't. She does
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the girl working at the restaurant. She does a series
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of the most annoying girls at the restaurant.
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Wait, I need to do that. I need to watch that.
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Okay, so she walks in with her keys. She's always
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holding her keys.
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Oh, the girl who came back because she forgot her
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tips or something? Or the girl who comes back after
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her off day?
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Yeah, and she doesn't want to leave and she feels
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like she owns it. Yeah.
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And then.
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Then someone suggested, can you do the girl that's fucking
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the bartender? And then she like put that, that someone
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gave her the suggestion. So then she comes in here
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and she's like, hi.
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Like talking to the guy.
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Yeah.
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Restaurant content always hits.
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And have you seen Jesus who does all the school teachers?
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Yes.
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Yes.
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Yes.
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Love him.
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Yes.
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Nails it.
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So she just did. He just did the Christmas pageant
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at school. Yes.
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Olivia.
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Olivia.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Oh, you're here for the fourth period? Then you have
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to check her out. It's the cadence.
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Yeah. It's so good.
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Not okay. Not okay.
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I need you to walk away. I reached out to Jesus.
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Jesus has not written me back, but I'd love to
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come on. Because I'm like, I need to know the
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history behind this character. And what I love, you do
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these characters that are just very... Everything I've talked about
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in Juicy Scoop about different L.A. type women. And... And
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so I kept seeing it, and the one that really
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got me to then write to you, because I started
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to follow you a while back, was the Calabasas mom.
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Hi, it's Denny from Rodeo Realty. What's more expensive, that
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tree or my boobs? It's my boobs, for sure.
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Absolutely. Yes.
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They say die doing what you love. Well, bury me
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in the Calabasas comments. I'm going to pack this one up.
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That's going to be for the big living room. We're
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going to pick that one up. That's going to be
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for the actual living room. That's fucked. Get the fu-
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I name my kids after things I love the most. Pino, Noir. No,
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I'm kidding. Their names are Kath, Bernay. Their names are
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Lauren and Jack. For New Year's, the whole family's going
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to the British Virgin Islands. Yeah, just to get away
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from the 101. I'll take this one. But Doug, you know,
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he's got that tummy. It's like me. Thin on top,
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thick on the bottom. I got a client on the
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other line. Okay, talk soon, bye. Did not have a client.
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She is just annoying. Hi honey, no, I just bought
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a whole new pack of LaCroix's. They should be in
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the garage fridge. What was nice about putting the kids
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through ex-Christian was Four Seasons was right next door. For Christmas,
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I asked for a mommy makeover. Everything's getting tightened. Here's
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the other thing. I donate $ 20, 000 to the school and
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I still have to stand on the carpool line? What's
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that about? You can use my Costco card. We're a
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platinum member. It was your father's Mother's Day present to me.
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I almost sent the divorce papers. Sorry, not for you
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to know. For a therapist to know. Okay, I'll call
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you later. Mommy loves you.
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Bye. And I am technically Woodland Hills, but my son
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went to Calabasas. Woodland Hills is right next to Calabasas.
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But if we're being completely honest, I'm not in Calabasas.
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I'm in.
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L.A.
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County, Woodland Hills. But it's right close. But I know
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many people in Calabasas was like, and you did this character.
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And tell a little bit about the character. Because then
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I wrote you and I go, you're so spot on.
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Well, thank you. Also, the character was softly, you had
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gone on Jeff Lewis Live that morning. The day I
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was filming my most recent Calabasas. Mom, you went on
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Jeff Lewis Live. And you were talking about how you
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got your diamonds at Costco and how you're going to
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the British Virgin Islands for New Year's.
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Oh my God, I'm so honored.
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Oh my God, it's great because that character, I don't
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write anything down. It's all improv like, You know, because
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it just comes to me. I grew up in Moorpark,
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which is about like 40 minutes from Calabasas. So I
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know these women. So then I was just like improv-ing
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and I was saying all the stuff you were saying.
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And once I posted, I was like, I have to
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send this to Heather because it's loosely based on you.
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So I'm glad that you find it similar. But yeah,
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that was actually my first character I really ever did.
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And the one I felt like in my bones. Like
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sometimes I'll just do characters, especially if they're moms or
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like just valley women, like 818 women. I feel them
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in my bones.
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So what is your background?
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So I grew up in Moorpark.
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And for those people that know, Moorpark is like, I
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always talk about Westlake and Thousand Oaks. It's just past that,
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but it's before Oxnard. It's before Ventura. Yeah.
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To compare it to grocery stores, it's like Westlake is
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Air One, Thousand Oaks is Whole Foods, and Moorpark is Vaughn's. Like,
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I think that is a great comparison.
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Maybe. It's a little more... It's a little less fancy,
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but it's still very, like... Kind of. But it's a
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little more down to earth. I would say it's a
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little more down to earth. Definitely. Yeah, yeah.
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There's not a lot of Botox in Moorpark.
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Oh, really?
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More like Westlake and Thousand Oaks.
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Yeah.
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You get more Botox.
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I feel there's an element of Westlake that I'm friends
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with my one friend, Lainey Ziv, and she's an absolutely
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fabulous woman, Westlake woman.
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Great name, great name. And.
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She has these friends that are the Westlake version of
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what I call the cupcake ladies. Have you ever heard
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me talk about the cupcake ladies? No, let me hear it. Okay,
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so there's these girls that are friends with Gretchen Rossi
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of Real Housewives of OC.
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Wow.
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That I follow on Instagram. Okay. And I follow like
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a few of them. One is this beautiful Persian girl
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named Leilani. And she's got long black hair down her ass.
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And she sells something with hair.
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Is it like the filters? Do they all put the
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filters on?
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They all do the filters. They're all super tiny. They
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all have excellent work done, but they're probably all were
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really pretty to start. Okay. But then they just enhanced it.
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And so they have these fabulous birthday parties. And my
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friend Lainey does this with her friends from Westlake who
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are a little bit older than the cupcake OC ladies,
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but they're all fabulously dressed. They go to Four to
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five birthday celebrations a month for the group of girls.
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So there's always a fabulous birthday. And so it's– and
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then– but the cupcake– I call them the cupcake girls
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because one girl does do something with cupcakes. But anyway,
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there's the OC ones with Gretchen Rossi. And they– I mean,
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they'll do like a Tiffany's theme and it'll probably be
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like a $ 40, 000 party with flowers and the Tiffany blue
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balloon wall.
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It's like, yes, it's the balloon walls.
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And they show the menu and all, I don't even
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know if they have time to talk to each other
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and be like, how's your kid in preschool? Because I
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think they're just taking.
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Photos the whole time. They're just getting content.
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And I don't know what they're eating, but I read
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the menu and it looks pretty nice, but it's, you know.
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Well, they're probably on Ozumbic too, so what are they eating? Right, exactly.
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Exactly.
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And you have to show up in Tiffany blue and,
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and then oral will be like, everybody wear light pink
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or everybody's wearing white or it's a red and black
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party or, and every birthday is for the most gorgeous
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photos of like young, tiny OC moms. I love it.
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I embrace it. I'm not a hater about it.
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No, it's just fun to watch.
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Yeah, it's just fun to watch. And then people go,
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why aren't they on Real Housewife of OC? And I've
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asked Gretchen, you know, and I'm like, Gretchen, why don't
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you get those girls, you know, like if you want
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to come back on. And honestly, I think they're just
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probably really nice. And they're not, they're just not, there
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takes a certain personality to be a reality star. And
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you should never be sad if you go out for
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it and don't get picked.
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You have to have that thing.
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Because it's not like you're an actress trying out for
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a part and you didn't get it or a model
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and you didn't get it because you couldn't fit in
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the jeans. It is a unique personality and you have
493
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to have all the other elements. You've got to be
494
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willing to share your life and all that stuff.
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100%.
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See their life and the cameras were there and like I.
497
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Think it would still be interesting we don't know we
498
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don't know I was re-watching OC I think it was
499
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sometime last year and I got to the season where
500
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Shannon came on and just from the beginning when Shannon
501
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came on she had the Real Housewife thing you know
502
00:20:05.930 --> 00:20:08.670
what I mean she just did this shit yes and
503
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you were just like she has it That's it. That's
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a housewife.
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I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next. Each week
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on the show, I sit down with extraordinary people who
507
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have faced tremendous setbacks, and yet somehow have found a
508
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way to turn them into their greatest strengths.
509
00:20:46.230 --> 00:20:49.789
Life is one long lesson of chaos. I'm heading to
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the Emmys, and I have police complaints filed against me.
511
00:20:52.650 --> 00:20:54.799
When your free will was about to be taken from you,
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what would you do if it was given back?
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Where did that need come from, where you thought that
514
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you had to succeed in order to feel loved? He said,
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I have a work dad.
516
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I need a home dad.
517
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What happens next?
518
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When I came in, he started crying.
519
00:21:07.589 --> 00:21:12.029
Everybody in life encounters hardships. What defines them is not
520
00:21:12.089 --> 00:21:14.750
those hard moments that they go through. It's about what
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00:21:14.789 --> 00:21:15.569
happens next.
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I decided to risk it all.
523
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I realized how valuable every day was.
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You're worth the work. Listen, Dara, I'm not going to
525
00:21:21.589 --> 00:21:22.130
pull punches.
526
00:21:22.349 --> 00:21:24.339
You can use your voice even if it's shaped.
527
00:21:24.539 --> 00:21:27.779
The stories are different, but the impact is the same.
528
00:21:27.960 --> 00:21:31.819
Only one question matters. What happens next?
529
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And, you know, when I met her, and I've talked
530
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about this, the first time I met her, I posted, like,
531
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I want to go to the SC UCLA game. I
532
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tweeted or something.
533
00:21:46.099 --> 00:21:47.259
Because you went to USC, right?
534
00:21:47.319 --> 00:21:47.599
Yeah.
535
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And I was close to Tamara. And Tamara goes, I'm
536
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going with the new housewife. And she's got great tickets.
537
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And you can come. You and Peter can come.
538
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Stop.
539
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So we went with Shannon and David Bedore.
540
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Shut up.
541
00:22:00.670 --> 00:22:03.789
And Tamara and Eddie. Shut up. And so I'm walking
542
00:22:03.829 --> 00:22:05.619
with her and I'm like, were you in a sorority?
543
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And she's like, I was. And so like, we start
544
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talking about it. And so then we, I'm like, why
545
00:22:12.000 --> 00:22:14.619
are you doing this? Like, what's the story? And she's
546
00:22:14.660 --> 00:22:18.609
just like, I think I've got like, I think I've
547
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got some interesting things in my life I'd like to share.
548
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And I think she's like, I think I can come
549
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up with like, she almost said like, I think this
550
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can lead to something else where I could have a career.
551
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Cause at that time, She was a stay-at-home mom, but
552
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she was kind of a late-in-life mom. So she had
553
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worked and had a whole thing.
554
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She understood what it took.
555
00:22:35.640 --> 00:22:38.640
And then had her one daughter and the twins, had
556
00:22:38.660 --> 00:22:41.049
the twins at like 40, like dropped the eggs. Wow.
557
00:22:41.410 --> 00:22:43.769
Sometimes when you're older, you drop two eggs. So you
558
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sometimes have the twins when they're natural, when you're like 40.
559
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Wow.
560
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A lot of people don't know, but that's the truth.
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Crazy.
562
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Maybe that'll happen to me.
563
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Yeah. How old are you?
564
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I'm 26.
565
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Oh, God.
566
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But you're so young. I know, but I have this
567
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fear that I'm going to end up alone, and then
568
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I'm going to be this career woman who's like, I
569
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gave everything to career, and I'm not going to have
570
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a husband or kids.
571
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I have been trying to get this thing going on,
572
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but I did it in my day. You know how
573
00:23:06.430 --> 00:23:08.049
the secret works in manifesting stuff?
574
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Yes, and I'm great at it.
575
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Okay. I had something that I started when I was
576
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about your age called the anti-secret, where I would see
577
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someone- In my life, maybe I personally knew them. Maybe
578
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they were friends with my sister. Maybe whatever. And I
579
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would say, I don't want to be her. Or I
580
00:23:28.200 --> 00:23:29.940
don't want that. I don't want that. I don't want
581
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that to be me. And I'd see it and I'd say,
582
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I don't want that to happen. Like one time there
583
00:23:35.099 --> 00:23:36.900
was this girl I knew. And I was like a
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struggling comedian, groundling. Probably not.
585
00:23:40.579 --> 00:23:41.440
Wait, you did Growlings?
586
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Yeah, I did Growlings.
587
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Love.
588
00:23:42.480 --> 00:23:42.799
Okay, sorry.
589
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Did you do Growlings? Yes. Oh, good.
590
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Yes.
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I just had.
592
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Dana Moon on. Do you follow Dana Moon?
593
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No.
594
00:23:47.849 --> 00:23:50.410
She's super funny. She did a really funny.
595
00:23:50.430 --> 00:23:52.170
Wait, was she on the episode that you dropped today?
596
00:23:52.690 --> 00:23:53.789
No, that's Sarah Colonna.
597
00:23:53.970 --> 00:23:54.369
Okay, yes.
598
00:23:54.599 --> 00:23:57.660
But Dana Moon was another girl I found, and she
599
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started doing all the characters from, she does some really
600
00:24:01.160 --> 00:24:04.700
good impressions, guys and girls, of Love is Blind. Love
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is Blind. Great. So you did a really funny thing,
602
00:24:08.529 --> 00:24:10.670
I'm going to get to about White Lotus, but she
603
00:24:10.769 --> 00:24:15.289
did an impression of Aubrey Plaza.
604
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So good.
605
00:24:16.250 --> 00:24:18.269
With a guy that kind of looked like she found
606
00:24:18.309 --> 00:24:20.630
some friend of hers that looked like him. And it
607
00:24:20.650 --> 00:24:22.809
was just her coming out being like, what are you doing?
608
00:24:23.930 --> 00:24:27.359
Why are you horny? Do you want me to help?
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With the eyes.
610
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So funny.
611
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So good.
612
00:24:30.799 --> 00:24:32.880
She's so funny. But we discovered that too when she
613
00:24:32.900 --> 00:24:35.180
came on that she was a growlings person too.
614
00:24:35.339 --> 00:24:35.579
Love.
615
00:24:36.140 --> 00:24:39.910
Um, so you went, where are you in the program or?
616
00:24:40.369 --> 00:24:42.910
I was right before the pandemic. I think I just
617
00:24:42.970 --> 00:24:45.289
passed advanced. So I would like have to go back
618
00:24:45.349 --> 00:24:47.529
to lab, but that's really intensive. Did you do the
619
00:24:47.630 --> 00:24:48.329
writing program?
620
00:24:48.789 --> 00:24:48.930
Yeah.
621
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I went all the way to Sunday show and I
622
00:24:50.809 --> 00:24:51.990
was in Sunday show for two years.
623
00:24:52.009 --> 00:24:53.160
Incredible. Did you love it?
624
00:24:53.910 --> 00:24:55.359
Yeah, I did. I did love it.
625
00:24:55.369 --> 00:24:56.509
I feel like it's so different now.
626
00:24:56.650 --> 00:24:58.829
And then I was friends with Jennifer Coolidge. She was
627
00:24:58.869 --> 00:24:59.730
like ahead of me.
628
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Great.
629
00:25:00.130 --> 00:25:01.930
And she even, we talked on the phone the other
630
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day and she goes, this other girl, Jennifer Joyce, who
631
00:25:03.769 --> 00:25:07.339
was my director they were friends and she's like you
632
00:25:07.380 --> 00:25:11.000
know heather jennifer joyce said this girl heather says these
633
00:25:11.099 --> 00:25:13.140
things you just got to meet her so then we
634
00:25:13.180 --> 00:25:16.259
became friendly yeah and then when they were voting on
635
00:25:16.339 --> 00:25:18.380
me they had to vote to get into the main
636
00:25:18.460 --> 00:25:23.329
company and i was going to rollerblade by myself um
637
00:25:23.349 --> 00:25:25.029
is that like a i just something i would do
638
00:25:25.109 --> 00:25:27.109
rollerblading used to be in i don't even think it
639
00:25:27.130 --> 00:25:30.130
did any exercise it was like not even good exercise.
640
00:25:29.690 --> 00:25:31.630
Yeah it's not even real cardio because like you're just
641
00:25:31.710 --> 00:25:33.509
rolling you're rolling.
642
00:25:33.630 --> 00:25:36.049
I'm scared to land on my face No, it actually
643
00:25:36.069 --> 00:25:39.430
was super easy. It's easier than roller skating. But it
644
00:25:39.470 --> 00:25:40.650
was a big deal back then.
645
00:25:40.910 --> 00:25:43.829
And your legs. Huh? Your legs. You could show them off.
646
00:25:44.250 --> 00:25:46.279
I guess. I would wear little biking shorts. I had
647
00:25:46.319 --> 00:25:46.990
a fanny pack.
648
00:25:47.039 --> 00:25:47.980
Yeah, that's cute.
649
00:25:48.180 --> 00:25:50.119
I'd had a Walkman. That's how old it was, how
650
00:25:50.160 --> 00:25:53.960
long ago it was. And I'd go to Santa Monica,
651
00:25:54.059 --> 00:25:56.660
and I was about to go, and she was like,
652
00:25:57.440 --> 00:26:00.289
you know, Heather, I'm going to vote for you and everything,
653
00:26:00.349 --> 00:26:03.049
but if you don't make it, who gives a fuck?
654
00:26:03.730 --> 00:26:06.279
She was just like, you know... it's kind of incestual
655
00:26:06.339 --> 00:26:08.980
and you can get stuck there. And when I talked
656
00:26:09.019 --> 00:26:10.140
to her the other day, she was like, you know,
657
00:26:10.160 --> 00:26:13.049
I never really went back after she gave up her spot.
658
00:26:13.309 --> 00:26:14.710
She's like, I haven't really been back. I'm like, it's
659
00:26:14.730 --> 00:26:17.309
so crazy when I went back recently and I was like,
660
00:26:18.009 --> 00:26:20.599
hold on, we had 18 people in the cast. And
661
00:26:20.619 --> 00:26:23.200
this is 99 seats. And we couldn't sell this fucker out. Like,
662
00:26:23.220 --> 00:26:24.500
I was like, what?
663
00:26:24.559 --> 00:26:24.779
Wow.
664
00:26:25.000 --> 00:26:26.380
And I used to go to parties. Like, I used
665
00:26:26.400 --> 00:26:28.279
to go to clubs and stuff and invite people and
666
00:26:28.299 --> 00:26:29.619
put them all on the list.
667
00:26:29.720 --> 00:26:30.079
Yeah.
668
00:26:30.380 --> 00:26:32.920
And they were, because we couldn't sell, you know, we
669
00:26:33.279 --> 00:26:35.920
couldn't really even sell the tickets. So, no, I did that.
670
00:26:35.960 --> 00:26:37.779
But then I didn't make the main company. So you
671
00:26:37.819 --> 00:26:39.519
went through the lab where you.
672
00:26:39.660 --> 00:26:42.089
Had, like, the. No, I was about to go into lab.
673
00:26:42.269 --> 00:26:44.789
And then the pandemic hit. And then I just started
674
00:26:44.829 --> 00:26:47.250
making the videos. And lab's pretty intensive.
675
00:26:47.369 --> 00:26:47.650
Yeah.
676
00:26:47.849 --> 00:26:50.900
And so I feel like I just haven't. gone back yet.
677
00:26:51.240 --> 00:26:52.849
Maybe it's expired. I have no idea.
678
00:26:52.880 --> 00:26:56.190
Whatever works for you. Like I always loved it. I
679
00:26:56.210 --> 00:26:57.930
thought it was like, I always tell people it's a
680
00:26:58.029 --> 00:27:01.630
great thing because unlike scene study that you have to
681
00:27:01.670 --> 00:27:04.329
really prepare and meet with someone, especially if you're like
682
00:27:04.390 --> 00:27:06.099
in level one or two, you could just You could
683
00:27:06.119 --> 00:27:07.339
have a whole nother job and just go there on
684
00:27:07.380 --> 00:27:10.079
a Tuesday night and be super excited to go there
685
00:27:10.099 --> 00:27:11.700
every Tuesday night and do your class.
686
00:27:11.759 --> 00:27:12.059
Yes.
687
00:27:12.220 --> 00:27:14.940
And then when you get to level three, you actually
688
00:27:15.119 --> 00:27:18.319
write and have like a little performance on a Sunday afternoon.
689
00:27:19.160 --> 00:27:22.329
And then after that you have, it's, it's basically the
690
00:27:22.349 --> 00:27:24.930
same thing, but you have two performances, one at the
691
00:27:24.970 --> 00:27:26.589
first half and one at the second, if they still
692
00:27:26.630 --> 00:27:27.089
run it this way.
693
00:27:27.109 --> 00:27:27.849
Yes, I think they do.
694
00:27:27.849 --> 00:27:29.569
And then you do the Sunday show and that's for
695
00:27:29.630 --> 00:27:32.250
six months and every six months the main company people
696
00:27:32.269 --> 00:27:34.650
have to vote for you. Which I always thought was
697
00:27:34.690 --> 00:27:35.529
a very weird thing.
698
00:27:35.549 --> 00:27:35.890
It is.
699
00:27:35.910 --> 00:27:40.250
And I'm not, I always, because it would be very competitive. Like,
700
00:27:41.509 --> 00:27:43.529
I always felt like if someone was in the main
701
00:27:43.589 --> 00:27:46.990
company and they'd see somebody that was quite similar to
702
00:27:47.049 --> 00:27:47.880
them coming up.
703
00:27:48.069 --> 00:27:48.710
Then they wouldn't.
704
00:27:48.730 --> 00:27:50.950
They're like, oh my God, it's like a young Heather McDonald.
705
00:27:50.990 --> 00:27:52.390
Not that that was my case, but I'd be like,
706
00:27:52.410 --> 00:27:54.009
I don't know if I'd vote for that person. I
707
00:27:54.009 --> 00:27:57.279
don't know if at that point in life. if I
708
00:27:57.319 --> 00:27:59.940
was in that person's position in your career that your
709
00:28:00.759 --> 00:28:03.660
heart is as open as, you know, to be like, oh, great,
710
00:28:03.720 --> 00:28:05.960
this is great. Oh, totally. You might be kind of
711
00:28:06.000 --> 00:28:09.130
competitive because then if they come in and you're, like,
712
00:28:09.170 --> 00:28:12.250
if there's a pretty, like, you're the pretty girl, right?
713
00:28:12.390 --> 00:28:14.569
You're funny, but you're also very pretty. So it's like
714
00:28:14.609 --> 00:28:16.890
if there was some girl that was always the one
715
00:28:16.930 --> 00:28:18.569
that got cast as the hot girl in the main
716
00:28:18.630 --> 00:28:21.390
company and then you were coming up, that girl, even
717
00:28:21.410 --> 00:28:23.039
though she might enjoy you as a person, might think
718
00:28:23.059 --> 00:28:26.599
you're really funny, she might be like... I don't want
719
00:28:26.619 --> 00:28:29.519
to vote for this person because she'll be competition in
720
00:28:29.579 --> 00:28:30.599
this small theater group.
721
00:28:30.759 --> 00:28:31.079
Right.
722
00:28:31.660 --> 00:28:31.880
Yeah.
723
00:28:32.119 --> 00:28:33.099
Crazy. Yeah.
724
00:28:33.160 --> 00:28:33.359
Yeah.
725
00:28:33.420 --> 00:28:36.000
It was always like interesting. I mean, I learned so
726
00:28:36.059 --> 00:28:37.549
much there and I'm so happy I did it, but
727
00:28:37.720 --> 00:28:40.549
I went in, I think I was like 18. Yeah.
728
00:28:40.569 --> 00:28:42.329
And I, you know, like.
729
00:28:42.450 --> 00:28:43.849
So wait, so you went, so let's go back to
730
00:28:43.869 --> 00:28:44.109
your life.
731
00:28:44.170 --> 00:28:44.289
Okay.
732
00:28:44.309 --> 00:28:45.779
Oh, you just brought the Shanna Bedore. First of all,
733
00:28:45.789 --> 00:28:48.390
I was going to say. Yes. Shanna Bedore though. Yeah.
734
00:28:48.430 --> 00:28:52.220
She's very funny and she's brutally honest about her life
735
00:28:52.359 --> 00:28:52.700
and her feelings.
736
00:28:52.720 --> 00:28:53.420
And she's got a corky face.
737
00:28:53.789 --> 00:28:55.970
She's quirky and she's funny and she likes to drink
738
00:28:56.069 --> 00:28:57.670
and she's brutally honest about her life.
739
00:28:57.710 --> 00:28:58.430
That's a housewife.
740
00:28:58.509 --> 00:28:59.859
And that is what you need.
741
00:28:59.950 --> 00:29:01.710
That's exactly what you need. We don't know if these
742
00:29:01.759 --> 00:29:03.420
cupcake girls, they go on and they're Tiffany blue. If
743
00:29:03.440 --> 00:29:05.680
they're interesting. That's why on Instagram, it's great to look
744
00:29:05.700 --> 00:29:06.599
at them in front of the balloon.
745
00:29:06.640 --> 00:29:06.960
Yeah.
746
00:29:07.539 --> 00:29:08.420
But are they a Shannon?
747
00:29:08.880 --> 00:29:09.119
Yeah.
748
00:29:09.440 --> 00:29:11.279
I don't think so. No, that's a special breed.
749
00:29:11.559 --> 00:29:11.720
Yeah.
750
00:29:11.740 --> 00:29:12.359
You know? Yeah.
751
00:29:13.299 --> 00:29:16.299
So, okay, so you, growing up in Moorpark, did you
752
00:29:16.319 --> 00:29:18.200
go to the public high school there or where'd you go?
753
00:29:18.220 --> 00:29:19.279
I absolutely did.
754
00:29:19.339 --> 00:29:22.339
Okay, so then at 18, did you not go to college?
755
00:29:22.359 --> 00:29:23.660
You pursued acting or what?
756
00:29:23.720 --> 00:29:25.460
Yeah, I mean, I was so bad in school. Like,
757
00:29:25.529 --> 00:29:28.210
I truly never passed a year of math. Like, I
758
00:29:28.250 --> 00:29:30.329
think the teachers just saw I had, like, a good personality.
759
00:29:30.349 --> 00:29:32.710
And they were just like, great, like, let's just, you know,
760
00:29:32.710 --> 00:29:36.039
pass her. I think I got, like, a 69.9, every year.
761
00:29:36.420 --> 00:29:39.019
And so it was very clear I was not on
762
00:29:39.039 --> 00:29:41.859
the path to college. And so senior year.
763
00:29:42.079 --> 00:29:43.599
What were your activities in high school?
764
00:29:44.019 --> 00:29:46.259
Really not much. Facebook had just come out. I was
765
00:29:46.299 --> 00:29:47.759
JV tennis captain.
766
00:29:48.839 --> 00:29:49.940
My activity was Facebook.
767
00:29:49.960 --> 00:29:52.009
Yeah. I think so. I think it was like messaging
768
00:29:52.049 --> 00:29:55.750
guys on Facebook, like the hot guys. I was a freshman.
769
00:29:55.769 --> 00:29:58.450
I love the senior guys. If they gave me attention.
770
00:29:58.529 --> 00:30:00.970
When, if the senior guys were hot for you, were
771
00:30:01.009 --> 00:30:02.839
the senior or junior girls mean to you then?
772
00:30:02.880 --> 00:30:05.359
So they used to, I remember this one time they
773
00:30:05.400 --> 00:30:09.470
passed me and I really wasn't, Here's the thing. I
774
00:30:09.549 --> 00:30:11.990
wasn't that hot in high school, but my mom, every
775
00:30:12.029 --> 00:30:13.339
time I'd leave the house, she'd be like, people are
776
00:30:13.380 --> 00:30:16.440
lucky to look at you. She's like, you are just breathtaking.
777
00:30:16.500 --> 00:30:19.180
Well, you really are breathtaking, but I had a mom
778
00:30:19.200 --> 00:30:21.150
that told me the same thing, but I wasn't.
779
00:30:21.589 --> 00:30:23.490
See, but I wasn't.
780
00:30:23.630 --> 00:30:27.309
I walked around the earth like... Uh, hello. Yes. Why
781
00:30:27.329 --> 00:30:29.430
am I not on the homecoming court?
782
00:30:29.690 --> 00:30:32.029
And that's what I thought. I was like, these people
783
00:30:32.069 --> 00:30:34.130
don't get it. I was like, what don't they get? Like,
784
00:30:34.190 --> 00:30:36.769
I was actually confused, but like it was before my
785
00:30:36.809 --> 00:30:38.789
nose job. It was before the self tans. It was
786
00:30:38.849 --> 00:30:39.759
before I had my son.
787
00:30:39.799 --> 00:30:41.619
Are you on a nose job? Yes. I would never
788
00:30:41.660 --> 00:30:41.980
know that.
789
00:30:42.059 --> 00:30:42.420
Yeah.
790
00:30:42.480 --> 00:30:43.240
Great job.
791
00:30:43.539 --> 00:30:44.000
Thank you.
792
00:30:44.019 --> 00:30:46.259
When I was in college, I just remember there would
793
00:30:46.299 --> 00:30:49.059
be in my sorority. I just remember like three girls
794
00:30:49.119 --> 00:30:51.140
one time turned to like, listen, and they all had
795
00:30:51.180 --> 00:30:52.480
the exact same nose.
796
00:30:52.950 --> 00:30:53.029
Yes.
797
00:30:53.049 --> 00:30:54.930
And that was a long time ago where everyone would
798
00:30:54.950 --> 00:30:55.569
get the same.
799
00:30:55.589 --> 00:30:56.609
Wait, was that college, USC?
800
00:30:56.630 --> 00:30:59.349
That was college. So everyone would get the same thing.
801
00:31:00.289 --> 00:31:03.519
And now I feel like there's so many better doctors
802
00:31:03.579 --> 00:31:04.130
and stuff and.
803
00:31:04.079 --> 00:31:07.160
So many better ways to stay like yourself. They mold
804
00:31:07.180 --> 00:31:09.119
it to your face. Like my nose is still like,
805
00:31:09.240 --> 00:31:11.160
it's still large and in charge. It's still me.
806
00:31:11.359 --> 00:31:11.799
Yeah, yeah.
807
00:31:11.819 --> 00:31:13.940
You know, but it's just different. But yeah, the girls,
808
00:31:13.960 --> 00:31:15.299
I remember, I think I had made out with.
809
00:31:15.319 --> 00:31:16.640
How old were you when you got the nose job?
810
00:31:17.140 --> 00:31:19.029
It was right before the pandemic. I was like 22. Oh,
811
00:31:19.049 --> 00:31:20.730
just recently. Yeah, I was 22 and then I had
812
00:31:20.750 --> 00:31:23.730
to put a mask on it. Well, that's perfect.
813
00:31:24.009 --> 00:31:27.170
I know anybody that got plastic surgery like right before
814
00:31:27.210 --> 00:31:29.660
the initial lockdown, like my friend got her eyes done.
815
00:31:29.680 --> 00:31:31.480
She got the like removal of the lid or whatever.
816
00:31:31.500 --> 00:31:33.160
Did she like it? My mom did that. Sorry, mom.
817
00:31:33.339 --> 00:31:35.940
Everyone I know that's gotten... Now, I don't have that
818
00:31:36.079 --> 00:31:38.000
issue because I have the bone here, but a lot
819
00:31:38.019 --> 00:31:40.680
of my friends that get a little older, it's just
820
00:31:40.720 --> 00:31:41.619
like you kind of have that.
821
00:31:41.640 --> 00:31:42.690
I think I might have it.
822
00:31:42.829 --> 00:31:44.369
Where you don't have the good eye... You can't really
823
00:31:44.390 --> 00:31:45.950
put eyeshadow on it. It's slapping a little.
824
00:31:45.970 --> 00:31:46.210
Yes.
825
00:31:46.730 --> 00:31:49.210
Everyone I know that's gotten it, it is the easiest,
826
00:31:50.009 --> 00:31:55.920
most like... you just look like young and alert. Like it's,
827
00:31:56.079 --> 00:31:58.319
it's unrecognizable that you got it done. So everyone I
828
00:31:58.339 --> 00:31:59.140
know that's gotten it done.
829
00:31:59.160 --> 00:32:00.089
Do they have the scar?
830
00:32:00.549 --> 00:32:01.789
No, I don't see anything.
831
00:32:01.930 --> 00:32:02.170
Okay.
832
00:32:02.569 --> 00:32:04.910
My friend, like you get it. I've had a few
833
00:32:04.930 --> 00:32:06.650
friends do it in different States. And I'm just like,
834
00:32:07.089 --> 00:32:10.549
if that is your issue, it, it's a very simple surgery.
835
00:32:10.569 --> 00:32:11.039
How lucky are you?
836
00:32:11.490 --> 00:32:13.220
How lucky are you that I have the bone?
837
00:32:13.319 --> 00:32:17.019
It might eventually happen after I drink. Sometimes I have
838
00:32:17.039 --> 00:32:19.480
to put right now. I have right now. It's not
839
00:32:19.519 --> 00:32:21.809
an issue, but who knows? But some people, you know,
840
00:32:21.849 --> 00:32:23.150
it's such a simple thing to do.
841
00:32:23.150 --> 00:32:24.789
Such a simple thing. A little nip and a tuck.
842
00:32:25.049 --> 00:32:27.559
So anyway, so you get the, okay, so you finish
843
00:32:27.579 --> 00:32:28.150
high school.
844
00:32:28.170 --> 00:32:31.240
Yeah, I finish high school. Well, senior year, it was,
845
00:32:31.539 --> 00:32:33.839
you know, like I said, like I was clearly not
846
00:32:33.859 --> 00:32:35.740
going to college. And I remember my dad picked me
847
00:32:35.799 --> 00:32:37.569
up from my friend's house and I was talking to him.
848
00:32:37.609 --> 00:32:40.430
And he's always been like so supportive of my career.
849
00:32:40.450 --> 00:32:43.160
And I was like, I think I just... have to
850
00:32:43.380 --> 00:32:45.299
pursue this and act full time. And he was like,
851
00:32:45.319 --> 00:32:46.279
I think you do too.
852
00:32:46.299 --> 00:32:47.819
Did you do the plays or anything in school?
853
00:32:47.859 --> 00:32:48.140
Really?
854
00:32:48.380 --> 00:32:50.799
No. My mom would drive me every Saturday to my
855
00:32:50.859 --> 00:32:53.099
improv classes, like second city.
856
00:32:53.400 --> 00:32:54.980
Oh, where were those in Hollywood?
857
00:32:55.019 --> 00:32:55.339
Yeah.
858
00:32:55.900 --> 00:32:58.069
Oh, so you were doing that in high school. So
859
00:32:58.180 --> 00:33:01.950
my son, Brandon, he did a one week teen session.
860
00:33:02.029 --> 00:33:02.230
Yeah.
861
00:33:02.490 --> 00:33:05.599
Like before the pandemic. And Melissa McCarthy's daughter was in
862
00:33:05.619 --> 00:33:06.400
the class with him.
863
00:33:06.509 --> 00:33:06.809
Cute.
864
00:33:07.069 --> 00:33:08.420
And I know her too. So I was like, oh
865
00:33:08.440 --> 00:33:10.430
my God, we're like walking. So I said to him,
866
00:33:10.470 --> 00:33:12.109
he's going to be a senior. And I was like,
867
00:33:12.329 --> 00:33:14.950
I think you should do the older group this year
868
00:33:14.970 --> 00:33:18.470
for a week. Because you'll be able to drive yourself
869
00:33:18.569 --> 00:33:19.190
and just do it.
870
00:33:19.190 --> 00:33:20.500
Does he like it? Does he want to do it?
871
00:33:20.730 --> 00:33:24.930
He'll always be like, but after he does it, he
872
00:33:25.069 --> 00:33:26.829
is like, thanks for making me do it, mom.
873
00:33:26.849 --> 00:33:28.250
Cute. Yeah, because it's a lot.
874
00:33:28.289 --> 00:33:28.529
Yeah.
875
00:33:28.910 --> 00:33:30.289
It's a lot for the, you know what I mean?
876
00:33:30.390 --> 00:33:31.009
Especially like we're so.
877
00:33:31.009 --> 00:33:32.069
Like I sent him to a camp and he was
878
00:33:32.130 --> 00:33:33.799
like so mad a few years ago.
879
00:33:33.809 --> 00:33:34.329
Wait, what camp?
880
00:33:34.450 --> 00:33:36.670
I did the Catalina camp and he was like furious
881
00:33:36.690 --> 00:33:39.240
with me. And he was like, you know, cause they
882
00:33:39.279 --> 00:33:41.079
took away the phone and he was, but he had
883
00:33:41.099 --> 00:33:43.000
the best time. But he's like, I'm going to send
884
00:33:43.039 --> 00:33:44.480
you to, how would you like me to send you
885
00:33:44.500 --> 00:33:47.019
to mom camp where all you do is drink wine
886
00:33:47.039 --> 00:33:50.069
and order stuff on your phone? And I was like, uh, yeah.
887
00:33:50.089 --> 00:33:52.349
When I said everybody's like, can we go to mom camp?
888
00:33:52.910 --> 00:33:54.789
No false eyelashes and, like, going to work.
889
00:33:54.890 --> 00:33:56.349
Like, please. Absolutely.
890
00:33:56.430 --> 00:33:58.490
I went to one camp. I remember it was, like,
891
00:33:58.529 --> 00:34:00.950
a really ritzy camp in Malibu. I think we went for, like,
892
00:34:00.970 --> 00:34:03.309
a couple days. Camp Keystone. That was the only camp
893
00:34:03.369 --> 00:34:03.670
I did.
894
00:34:03.789 --> 00:34:04.470
I know that camp.
895
00:34:04.690 --> 00:34:06.190
Yes. We did that for a couple days.
896
00:34:06.529 --> 00:34:07.269
Anyway. Yeah.
897
00:34:07.430 --> 00:34:08.289
So. Okay.
898
00:34:08.309 --> 00:34:09.710
So you're, like, I think I want to act and
899
00:34:09.730 --> 00:34:10.969
your dad's, like, fine. Yeah.
900
00:34:11.030 --> 00:34:12.170
And my mom was, like, you can do it for
901
00:34:12.190 --> 00:34:12.369
a year.
902
00:34:12.389 --> 00:34:13.309
Are your parents married?
903
00:34:13.610 --> 00:34:16.190
Not anymore. Okay. But we still do, like, Four Seasons
904
00:34:16.230 --> 00:34:18.070
Brunch every Sunday at West Lake.
905
00:34:18.469 --> 00:34:19.110
With both of them?
906
00:34:19.289 --> 00:34:19.809
With both of them.
907
00:34:20.320 --> 00:34:21.619
How many kids are in your family?
908
00:34:21.980 --> 00:34:24.090
My dad has, with my mom, he has two.
909
00:34:24.110 --> 00:34:24.570
Oh, okay.
910
00:34:24.590 --> 00:34:26.309
Before me, he has two others. Oh, okay. But it's
911
00:34:26.329 --> 00:34:27.010
like us four.
912
00:34:27.030 --> 00:34:28.710
So your dad's twice divorced?
913
00:34:29.269 --> 00:34:31.969
No, he had, he was never married before.
914
00:34:32.250 --> 00:34:32.449
Oh, okay.
915
00:34:32.469 --> 00:34:34.170
My mom was his first marriage. Oh, okay.
916
00:34:34.269 --> 00:34:35.769
And do you have any siblings? Oh, you said one?
917
00:34:35.789 --> 00:34:38.989
Yeah, one full, two half. Okay, cool. So it's great.
918
00:34:39.190 --> 00:34:39.329
Yeah.
919
00:34:39.369 --> 00:34:42.329
But I had no idea, like, I always look back
920
00:34:42.409 --> 00:34:45.429
on it. I had no idea what that meant. Like,
921
00:34:45.530 --> 00:34:46.869
I wasn't going to go to college and I was
922
00:34:46.889 --> 00:34:49.530
going to pursue acting full time. Like, I worked at Bandit's,
923
00:34:49.730 --> 00:34:52.480
you know, Bandit's Barbecue Grill in Thousand Oaks.
924
00:34:52.920 --> 00:34:54.000
Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
925
00:34:54.219 --> 00:34:56.579
I worked there, like, full time because obviously I wasn't
926
00:34:56.599 --> 00:34:59.300
getting auditions yet. I was like, this is so hard.
927
00:34:59.340 --> 00:35:02.550
I was like, I had no idea, you know? But
928
00:35:02.849 --> 00:35:04.690
thank God it worked out. It took a while.
929
00:35:05.010 --> 00:35:06.800
Okay, so what, have you booked anything yet?
930
00:35:07.380 --> 00:35:08.980
Yeah. Yeah, definitely.
931
00:35:09.000 --> 00:35:10.860
So you have a good agent. Yeah. Who's your agent?
932
00:35:10.880 --> 00:35:13.559
But now it's mainly just, I'm with Stone Talent Agency
933
00:35:13.579 --> 00:35:15.920
and then Katie Management, but my social media manager, like,
934
00:35:16.059 --> 00:35:16.659
kicks ass.
935
00:35:16.980 --> 00:35:17.179
Okay.
936
00:35:17.219 --> 00:35:19.139
Like, honestly, I feel like most things happen just from
937
00:35:19.199 --> 00:35:19.980
social media now.
938
00:35:20.579 --> 00:35:21.409
Like Juicy Scoop.
939
00:35:21.510 --> 00:35:22.239
Like Juicy Scoop.
940
00:35:22.280 --> 00:35:22.929
I'm here, baby.
941
00:35:22.969 --> 00:35:25.050
I made it. Thank God I didn't go to college.
942
00:35:25.670 --> 00:35:26.269
Are you kidding me?
943
00:35:27.150 --> 00:35:29.030
I know. There's so much that we can do now,
944
00:35:29.429 --> 00:35:30.210
which is what I love.
945
00:35:30.269 --> 00:35:32.849
Yeah, and I feel like I am a control freak,
946
00:35:32.989 --> 00:35:35.760
and I feel like, social media gave me control of
947
00:35:35.800 --> 00:35:37.800
my career where before I was just like waiting around
948
00:35:37.840 --> 00:35:39.559
and now I can like, I want to direct one day.
949
00:35:39.579 --> 00:35:41.380
I want to produce. I feel like I'm doing that
950
00:35:41.820 --> 00:35:43.019
with my shoots.
951
00:35:43.820 --> 00:35:48.050
So, okay. So you start doing the groundlings, you're going
952
00:35:48.130 --> 00:35:51.570
out on things and like one, one of your other
953
00:35:51.610 --> 00:35:54.730
characters you do is kind of like this hot girl
954
00:35:55.050 --> 00:35:59.349
going to Dubai and Coachella and all this. Like who,
955
00:35:59.570 --> 00:36:00.530
tell me about this girl.
956
00:36:00.710 --> 00:36:03.719
So I just, I, She kind of happened this summer.
957
00:36:03.739 --> 00:36:06.119
I went through kind of a, this is so like
958
00:36:06.179 --> 00:36:08.960
cringy to say so, like a rebrand, I feel like.
959
00:36:09.320 --> 00:36:11.139
It's not cringy. Just tell it. Yeah. Okay.
960
00:36:11.380 --> 00:36:13.179
So I went through a rebrand and this summer I
961
00:36:13.179 --> 00:36:15.460
was like, it'd be really, really fun if I did
962
00:36:15.500 --> 00:36:17.880
like different cities. If I did like a shallow LA
963
00:36:17.900 --> 00:36:20.440
girl going to different cities. Yeah. And the first city
964
00:36:20.500 --> 00:36:22.119
we did was I am from LA.
965
00:36:22.300 --> 00:36:22.559
Yeah.
966
00:36:22.639 --> 00:36:24.260
Which obviously like I knew about.
967
00:36:24.280 --> 00:36:24.639
Right.
968
00:36:24.679 --> 00:36:26.699
And that like really kicked it off. And it was
969
00:36:26.719 --> 00:36:29.800
the first time I was ever like kind of like myself. Yeah.
970
00:36:29.860 --> 00:36:31.840
In a sketch. Yeah. And then I just put her
971
00:36:31.860 --> 00:36:33.250
in Miami and New York.
972
00:36:33.289 --> 00:36:34.849
And do you film it all yourself? Do you have
973
00:36:34.869 --> 00:36:35.610
someone who helps you?
974
00:36:35.690 --> 00:36:37.269
Yeah, I have a team that helps me.
975
00:36:37.530 --> 00:36:38.150
Oh, a whole team.
976
00:36:38.170 --> 00:36:40.769
Just really great. Well, it's two girls. It's primarily these
977
00:36:40.829 --> 00:36:43.070
two girls who run a production company who help me out.
978
00:36:43.110 --> 00:36:45.769
It's amazing. Oh. Especially my outfits working with two girls.
979
00:36:46.070 --> 00:36:46.510
Yeah.
980
00:36:46.670 --> 00:36:47.159
Incredible.
981
00:36:47.449 --> 00:36:47.719
Right.
982
00:36:47.880 --> 00:36:48.239
Okay.
983
00:36:48.679 --> 00:36:53.039
And so tell me what– now, you are a pretty girl.
984
00:36:53.079 --> 00:36:55.250
You're in L.A., And I, like I've said, I've been
985
00:36:55.309 --> 00:36:58.659
obsessed with girls that go on the yacht trips, go
986
00:36:58.699 --> 00:37:01.519
to Dubai, go get a weekend paid in Miami.
987
00:37:01.559 --> 00:37:01.800
Yeah.
988
00:37:01.880 --> 00:37:04.460
What inside scoop can you tell me about that world
989
00:37:04.559 --> 00:37:07.039
and what it entails? Do you have to have someone
990
00:37:07.079 --> 00:37:08.059
shit on you?
991
00:37:09.500 --> 00:37:12.690
Yeah, you do. And I do it again. Every trip,
992
00:37:12.809 --> 00:37:15.869
I can honestly say, every trip I've ever gone on,
993
00:37:15.889 --> 00:37:19.429
and I haven't done like the big ones to Dubai,
994
00:37:19.489 --> 00:37:21.090
but like say I'm dating a guy and he like
995
00:37:21.130 --> 00:37:22.949
pays for a trip and he's like wealthy or whatever.
996
00:37:23.380 --> 00:37:25.269
Any trip I've gone on that I haven't had control over,
997
00:37:25.289 --> 00:37:26.449
I've always had a miserable time.
998
00:37:27.110 --> 00:37:28.829
Tell me. Can you tell me one story?
999
00:37:28.849 --> 00:37:30.789
I remember one time.
1000
00:37:31.150 --> 00:37:32.349
Like, how do you meet this guy? And how do
1001
00:37:32.369 --> 00:37:34.570
you know that a guy is really rich and not
1002
00:37:34.610 --> 00:37:35.960
full of shit when you start to date him? And
1003
00:37:35.980 --> 00:37:38.199
do you only pursue rich people? Are you only, like,
1004
00:37:38.260 --> 00:37:39.400
excited to date rich people?
1005
00:37:39.480 --> 00:37:41.619
No, not at all. I dated guys without jobs for, like,
1006
00:37:41.679 --> 00:37:42.199
four years.
1007
00:37:42.400 --> 00:37:43.559
I know, but that's not fun.
1008
00:37:44.039 --> 00:37:46.210
It wasn't. But I don't know why. It was like
1009
00:37:46.230 --> 00:37:47.269
I wanted a guy without a job.
1010
00:37:47.699 --> 00:37:50.659
Without a job at all while you're at the barbecue place?
1011
00:37:50.880 --> 00:37:53.559
Yes. I literally, well, at that time, okay. So I
1012
00:37:53.619 --> 00:37:55.679
went through, there were a couple different phases of my
1013
00:37:55.699 --> 00:37:56.079
dating life.
1014
00:37:56.179 --> 00:37:56.480
Okay.
1015
00:37:56.659 --> 00:37:58.599
And thank God I did them because it really helped
1016
00:37:58.619 --> 00:37:59.119
out my career.
1017
00:37:59.400 --> 00:37:59.659
Okay.
1018
00:37:59.760 --> 00:38:01.340
So I got the material, right?
1019
00:38:01.519 --> 00:38:03.699
I got, I learned who everyone was because I morphed
1020
00:38:03.800 --> 00:38:06.500
into everyone's life. I was too afraid to pursue my
1021
00:38:06.539 --> 00:38:10.269
own life. So from 20 to like 23, whatever guy
1022
00:38:10.309 --> 00:38:11.949
was dating, like, I remember I dated a guy in
1023
00:38:11.969 --> 00:38:14.900
a van who like Skateboarded at Venice Beach. I would
1024
00:38:14.960 --> 00:38:15.780
sit at Venice Beach.
1025
00:38:15.800 --> 00:38:18.480
So then did you become the skateboarding girl then?
1026
00:38:18.519 --> 00:38:19.679
Yeah, for like two days.
1027
00:38:20.380 --> 00:38:20.659
Okay.
1028
00:38:21.139 --> 00:38:23.070
But then it didn't work out. Then he rode his
1029
00:38:23.090 --> 00:38:23.949
van somewhere else.
1030
00:38:24.690 --> 00:38:26.889
Okay. And who else? Like what other kind of guys
1031
00:38:26.909 --> 00:38:29.030
did you date? You sort of changed your style or
1032
00:38:29.130 --> 00:38:29.690
interest for?
1033
00:38:29.769 --> 00:38:32.760
Totally. I've dated the really rich guy. Yeah. I've done that.
1034
00:38:32.820 --> 00:38:33.719
And we've done the trips.
1035
00:38:33.780 --> 00:38:34.980
And tell me about the rich stuff.
1036
00:38:35.940 --> 00:38:37.219
I mean, I think it's just.
1037
00:38:39.349 --> 00:38:40.730
I feel like everything in that scene.
1038
00:38:40.750 --> 00:38:43.219
Now, is this rich guy your age or much older?
1039
00:38:43.239 --> 00:38:44.159
Yeah, he was my age. No.
1040
00:38:44.280 --> 00:38:44.519
Okay.
1041
00:38:44.579 --> 00:38:45.780
No, I dated a guy who was way older.
1042
00:38:45.840 --> 00:38:47.199
And rich, like, from family or, like.
1043
00:38:47.239 --> 00:38:48.099
No, self-made.
1044
00:38:48.340 --> 00:38:49.719
Oh, that's hot. What happened to him?
1045
00:38:51.380 --> 00:38:54.260
We don't want to... It's like I have to work
1046
00:38:54.300 --> 00:38:54.820
on my career.
1047
00:38:54.840 --> 00:38:55.719
Oh, okay.
1048
00:38:55.739 --> 00:38:57.429
Dating right now is really, really difficult.
1049
00:38:57.590 --> 00:38:57.889
Okay.
1050
00:38:57.929 --> 00:38:59.730
But when I was dating, it was, like, it was fun.
1051
00:38:59.769 --> 00:39:00.289
It was great.
1052
00:39:00.429 --> 00:39:00.690
Okay.
1053
00:39:00.829 --> 00:39:03.570
But what I've noticed, L.A. rich is completely different than
1054
00:39:04.030 --> 00:39:06.530
East Coast rich. Like, L.A. rich compared to East Coast
1055
00:39:06.570 --> 00:39:07.050
rich is nothing.
1056
00:39:07.800 --> 00:39:12.050
I never knew what years ago when you'd hear in
1057
00:39:12.070 --> 00:39:17.949
the press and throughout politics, 1%, 1%, 1%ers. I did
1058
00:39:18.030 --> 00:39:22.130
not understand what a 1%er was until I stayed with
1059
00:39:22.190 --> 00:39:24.570
Jill Zarin in the Hamptons and she took me around
1060
00:39:24.590 --> 00:39:25.190
to the parties.
1061
00:39:25.530 --> 00:39:26.590
But what a way to find it out.
1062
00:39:26.630 --> 00:39:29.969
Now I go, now I get it. And I'm like,
1063
00:39:30.179 --> 00:39:31.659
why is everyone being so mean?
1064
00:39:31.679 --> 00:39:33.079
They're fabulous.
1065
00:39:33.380 --> 00:39:33.880
Exactly.
1066
00:39:33.900 --> 00:39:36.000
Exactly. You're like, wait, I love this.
1067
00:39:36.360 --> 00:39:38.530
But I thought the same thing because being in LA
1068
00:39:38.550 --> 00:39:40.809
and I grew up in LA too and born here.
1069
00:39:41.230 --> 00:39:43.969
So there was always this Hollywood element. And then I
1070
00:39:44.170 --> 00:39:47.829
felt like I knew the, there were really rich people
1071
00:39:48.010 --> 00:39:50.900
in the SC world, but, It was like, you know,
1072
00:39:51.840 --> 00:39:56.760
Doheny and, like, whatever, these families, and Newport Rich and stuff.
1073
00:39:57.139 --> 00:40:00.760
But still, it was like, you were rich, you know,
1074
00:40:00.780 --> 00:40:03.070
your parents are going to help you buy a house,
1075
00:40:03.610 --> 00:40:07.369
kind of rich. But never did I even realize, like, oh,
1076
00:40:07.389 --> 00:40:10.329
my God, no, this is, like, five generations wealth, or
1077
00:40:10.349 --> 00:40:10.849
this is, you.
1078
00:40:10.730 --> 00:40:12.969
Know, $ 50.
1079
00:40:11.610 --> 00:40:14.929
Million, one of five $ 50 million houses. Like, yeah.
1080
00:40:14.949 --> 00:40:18.679
Yeah. It's crazy.
1081
00:40:18.719 --> 00:40:19.880
Yeah, it's a totally different thing.
1082
00:40:19.900 --> 00:40:23.519
And I think, like, the thing in that world that is,
1083
00:40:23.840 --> 00:40:27.079
it's very fun, but everything is very disposable, I feel like.
1084
00:40:27.460 --> 00:40:30.429
I feel like that's what I've learned, like, being in, like, really,
1085
00:40:30.449 --> 00:40:33.409
you know, I don't know, I feel so lame saying this.
1086
00:40:33.610 --> 00:40:35.769
Just say it. If I'm, like, at a rich party or, like,
1087
00:40:35.809 --> 00:40:38.309
around those rich people, I feel like everything's very disposable
1088
00:40:38.369 --> 00:40:41.159
because it is to them. And that's what I don't like.
1089
00:40:41.440 --> 00:40:42.519
People too, you mean.
1090
00:40:42.619 --> 00:40:43.260
People too.
1091
00:40:43.360 --> 00:40:43.639
Yeah.
1092
00:40:43.780 --> 00:40:46.139
And I don't like that, especially like it hurts my ego.
1093
00:40:46.179 --> 00:40:47.539
I'm like, you can't throw me away. What are you
1094
00:40:47.559 --> 00:40:48.639
talking about?
1095
00:40:48.659 --> 00:40:50.539
So who's throwing you away? The guys that you're dating?
1096
00:40:50.579 --> 00:40:51.110
You know what? Yeah.
1097
00:40:51.159 --> 00:40:52.849
I think like, you know, when you get in that
1098
00:40:52.889 --> 00:40:55.030
rich circle, like I feel like things just don't mean
1099
00:40:55.070 --> 00:40:55.849
as much to them.
1100
00:40:56.289 --> 00:40:58.150
Have you done the whole Hamptons thing and been with
1101
00:40:58.170 --> 00:41:00.230
the kids in the white and gone to the nightclubs?
1102
00:41:00.329 --> 00:41:01.809
I have never been to the Hamptons.
1103
00:41:02.570 --> 00:41:04.130
Oh, well that's got to happen this summer.
1104
00:41:04.409 --> 00:41:06.809
Oh, it's happening. I feel like it's going to happen.
1105
00:41:06.949 --> 00:41:08.070
I've never even been to Europe.
1106
00:41:08.570 --> 00:41:09.260
Neither have I.
1107
00:41:09.780 --> 00:41:10.960
You've never been to Europe?
1108
00:41:10.980 --> 00:41:13.840
Well, I've been to Ireland twice, but once when I
1109
00:41:13.860 --> 00:41:17.070
was 16. Okay. And once to do a show just recently,
1110
00:41:17.090 --> 00:41:19.389
but I was in and out for three days. And,
1111
00:41:19.969 --> 00:41:24.710
but I, because I didn't go as a kid, except
1112
00:41:24.730 --> 00:41:27.199
for that one Ireland trip. And then I couldn't, I
1113
00:41:27.239 --> 00:41:29.869
didn't do it in college. And because I didn't want
1114
00:41:29.889 --> 00:41:31.230
to leave. I see it was so fun. I didn't
1115
00:41:31.250 --> 00:41:33.679
want to do like a semester away. And then and
1116
00:41:34.199 --> 00:41:35.820
then I was pursuing my career and I didn't have
1117
00:41:35.840 --> 00:41:38.219
the money. And then I had kids and they were
1118
00:41:38.239 --> 00:41:39.659
little and I could and I was working and I
1119
00:41:39.699 --> 00:41:42.960
could totally. So this summer we are going to plan
1120
00:41:43.050 --> 00:41:45.409
something good and we're going to do. I'm like, I
1121
00:41:45.449 --> 00:41:47.130
want to live like I literally said I want to
1122
00:41:47.150 --> 00:41:49.590
live like a 30 year old influencer, even though I'm
1123
00:41:49.670 --> 00:41:53.409
you should. Because I'm like, why is everyone else enjoying, like,
1124
00:41:53.489 --> 00:41:56.079
why am I being so conservative with my dollars? Like,
1125
00:41:56.179 --> 00:41:58.099
I need to go fucking live this shit before I
1126
00:41:58.139 --> 00:41:58.699
break a hip.
1127
00:41:58.739 --> 00:42:00.440
Yeah, and you've worked so hard.
1128
00:42:00.460 --> 00:42:00.539
Yeah.
1129
00:42:01.260 --> 00:42:02.380
I don't want to break my hip.
1130
00:42:02.719 --> 00:42:03.340
Like, I don't know.
1131
00:42:03.360 --> 00:42:04.420
But now you can with, like, a 30-year-old person.
1132
00:42:04.440 --> 00:42:05.699
I'm still, like, young and hot.
1133
00:42:05.760 --> 00:42:06.119
Yeah.
1134
00:42:06.179 --> 00:42:07.820
Like, I'm still young and hot and could go and
1135
00:42:07.860 --> 00:42:08.440
have fun.
1136
00:42:08.500 --> 00:42:10.119
You're so young and you're so hot.
1137
00:42:10.260 --> 00:42:11.210
Thanks. That's why.
1138
00:42:12.059 --> 00:42:13.340
See? What else do you need me to say?
1139
00:42:13.360 --> 00:42:16.250
No, but, like, so, okay, so tell me about, like,
1140
00:42:16.309 --> 00:42:16.989
the rich guy.
1141
00:42:16.849 --> 00:42:17.389
That you dated.
1142
00:42:17.409 --> 00:42:18.889
Ugh.
1143
00:42:19.619 --> 00:42:19.940
I don't know.
1144
00:42:19.960 --> 00:42:21.239
Without saying me's or anything.
1145
00:42:21.420 --> 00:42:22.219
I guess there's been a few.
1146
00:42:22.239 --> 00:42:24.090
Tell me what you've loved and what was like an
1147
00:42:24.199 --> 00:42:24.710
aha moment.
1148
00:42:24.750 --> 00:42:27.610
I mean, I think it's so fun being like, we
1149
00:42:27.630 --> 00:42:29.389
can go wherever, we can do all this.
1150
00:42:29.409 --> 00:42:30.710
Have you done the private jet thing?
1151
00:42:31.469 --> 00:42:32.829
So I haven't done the private jet.
1152
00:42:33.269 --> 00:42:33.530
Okay.
1153
00:42:33.550 --> 00:42:34.159
I have not.
1154
00:42:34.840 --> 00:42:40.000
Have you thought about doing... get yourself known? Has anyone
1155
00:42:40.019 --> 00:42:42.980
approached you to do any kind of reality dating thing?
1156
00:42:43.199 --> 00:42:47.719
Not reality dating. There has been like different reality shows
1157
00:42:47.800 --> 00:42:50.400
approaching me, but reality dating, I feel like I would
1158
00:42:50.440 --> 00:42:51.780
just totally screw that up.
1159
00:42:53.260 --> 00:42:54.980
Like the bachelor. You never want to be the bachelor
1160
00:42:55.000 --> 00:42:55.360
or anything.
1161
00:42:55.619 --> 00:42:59.639
No, I've been pretty, I've always known. I'm like, even
1162
00:42:59.699 --> 00:43:02.360
when I was younger and Oh, God. Like, it's just
1163
00:43:02.440 --> 00:43:04.760
so annoying. I think my ego gets the best of me.
1164
00:43:04.840 --> 00:43:06.699
But like, even when I was younger in high school,
1165
00:43:06.719 --> 00:43:08.480
I was just like, I am an A-list star. And
1166
00:43:08.500 --> 00:43:11.179
I was like, I'm just, how do these people not
1167
00:43:11.230 --> 00:43:13.550
see it? Like, I didn't even drink in high school
1168
00:43:13.570 --> 00:43:15.030
because I was like, just in case I get cast
1169
00:43:15.070 --> 00:43:16.809
on a Disney show tomorrow, like, I cannot have them
1170
00:43:16.849 --> 00:43:19.409
see a raspberry smeared off bottle in my hand. That
1171
00:43:19.449 --> 00:43:20.789
is so great. Like, I was that strict.
1172
00:43:21.110 --> 00:43:22.469
I love that. That's great.
1173
00:43:22.550 --> 00:43:23.710
I'm really intense.
1174
00:43:23.889 --> 00:43:24.190
Yeah.
1175
00:43:24.230 --> 00:43:25.030
About that stuff.
1176
00:43:25.440 --> 00:43:27.760
And so you've always been careful about what you've posted, too.
1177
00:43:28.159 --> 00:43:29.659
I guess. I mean, God forbid.
1178
00:43:29.900 --> 00:43:30.179
Yeah.
1179
00:43:30.440 --> 00:43:32.320
You know what? I do wish I sent more nudes.
1180
00:43:32.699 --> 00:43:35.340
Because I wish those leaked. Because they're great.
1181
00:43:35.820 --> 00:43:36.159
Okay.
1182
00:43:36.460 --> 00:43:36.739
Great.
1183
00:43:36.860 --> 00:43:38.599
I wouldn't mind if my naked body was on the internet.
1184
00:43:38.840 --> 00:43:40.320
Yeah, who cares? It's a good naked body.
1185
00:43:40.360 --> 00:43:42.579
If I've said anything, like, God forbid, I hope I haven't.
1186
00:43:42.619 --> 00:43:43.059
I don't know.
1187
00:43:43.239 --> 00:43:49.079
Yeah. Yeah. So, okay, so can you do some of
1188
00:43:49.119 --> 00:43:51.260
your characters? Are you comfortable with that or no?
1189
00:43:51.500 --> 00:43:52.500
Which characters do you want?
1190
00:43:52.960 --> 00:43:56.639
I want the girl. I want the girl that's... L.A.,
1191
00:43:56.719 --> 00:43:59.880
born and raised. Okay. And she is– I'll give you
1192
00:43:59.900 --> 00:44:03.059
a scenario. And she's meeting me for lunch.
1193
00:44:03.139 --> 00:44:03.380
Okay.
1194
00:44:03.539 --> 00:44:04.719
Okay. I'm your aunt.
1195
00:44:05.119 --> 00:44:05.360
Okay.
1196
00:44:05.659 --> 00:44:06.889
I'm also very wealthy.
1197
00:44:06.909 --> 00:44:07.190
So hot, yeah.
1198
00:44:07.199 --> 00:44:08.119
I live in Hancock Park.
1199
00:44:08.469 --> 00:44:08.800
Definitely.
1200
00:44:09.010 --> 00:44:12.369
And you're coming to meet me, and I'm asking what's
1201
00:44:12.389 --> 00:44:15.289
going on in your life and, like, who you're dating
1202
00:44:15.309 --> 00:44:16.550
now and where your plan is.
1203
00:44:16.909 --> 00:44:17.190
Okay.
1204
00:44:17.289 --> 00:44:18.789
Do you have a name, or do we just call
1205
00:44:18.829 --> 00:44:19.369
you your name?
1206
00:44:19.670 --> 00:44:20.849
Yeah, just call me Amanda.
1207
00:44:20.969 --> 00:44:24.340
Okay. So– And I'm also going to be a rich lady.
1208
00:44:24.389 --> 00:44:25.050
Okay, I love that.
1209
00:44:25.280 --> 00:44:29.940
Okay, hold on. I wouldn't be wearing this, but like. Amanda,
1210
00:44:30.159 --> 00:44:31.139
how are you, dear?
1211
00:44:31.159 --> 00:44:33.059
I'm good. I'm literally so hungover. I was at the
1212
00:44:33.079 --> 00:44:35.380
floor room last night until like 2, and then we
1213
00:44:35.420 --> 00:44:38.280
went to this guy's house, and like, it was crazy.
1214
00:44:38.840 --> 00:44:40.639
What was so crazy about it? You know your mother
1215
00:44:40.679 --> 00:44:42.219
drank too much when we were growing up, so I
1216
00:44:42.280 --> 00:44:43.860
want you to be careful about alcoholism.
1217
00:44:44.039 --> 00:44:46.079
But I'm already an alcoholic. But is it really an
1218
00:44:46.119 --> 00:44:51.119
alcoholic if it makes me stay skinny? Am I going
1219
00:44:51.139 --> 00:44:52.099
to get canceled for that?
1220
00:44:52.159 --> 00:44:52.360
No.
1221
00:44:54.289 --> 00:44:57.030
And how are you staying thin? Because I realize that
1222
00:44:57.070 --> 00:45:00.389
a lot of girls your age are embracing the curvier figures,
1223
00:45:00.449 --> 00:45:02.329
and you know that's not really what we're about.
1224
00:45:03.389 --> 00:45:06.659
Yeah, well, like, obviously I told you. I just, like,
1225
00:45:06.699 --> 00:45:08.500
when I'm hungry, I drink. It's, like, not that big
1226
00:45:08.519 --> 00:45:08.920
of a deal.
1227
00:45:08.980 --> 00:45:11.019
Okay, good. No Adderall for you?
1228
00:45:11.739 --> 00:45:13.420
No, of course, but that's, like, a given.
1229
00:45:13.440 --> 00:45:15.920
Wait, I want to ask about Adderall for a minute.
1230
00:45:15.940 --> 00:45:18.820
Yeah. I've never done it. I've never taken it.
1231
00:45:19.500 --> 00:45:20.099
You haven't?
1232
00:45:20.420 --> 00:45:20.639
No.
1233
00:45:20.909 --> 00:45:21.199
Okay.
1234
00:45:21.219 --> 00:45:23.659
Okay. And what other drugs have you done?
1235
00:45:23.920 --> 00:45:24.300
Just kidding.
1236
00:45:27.519 --> 00:45:29.420
Are you into the weird microdosing that everyone's doing?
1237
00:45:29.440 --> 00:45:30.090
I love a microdose.
1238
00:45:30.429 --> 00:45:31.829
Of what? Like a chocolate mushroom?
1239
00:45:31.849 --> 00:45:32.730
I love a chocolate mush.
1240
00:45:33.269 --> 00:45:34.510
And then what about acid?
1241
00:45:34.929 --> 00:45:37.429
I've never done that. Stuff that alters my brain too
1242
00:45:37.449 --> 00:45:39.329
much I can't do because I'm already so up and down.
1243
00:45:39.389 --> 00:45:41.590
What about the Watakowski, whatever that is?
1244
00:45:41.610 --> 00:45:43.030
Ayahuasca?
1245
00:45:43.219 --> 00:45:43.920
Yeah, yeah.
1246
00:45:43.960 --> 00:45:44.840
I've never done that either.
1247
00:45:45.179 --> 00:45:45.539
Don't do that.
1248
00:45:45.599 --> 00:45:47.139
My friend did it with her parents.
1249
00:45:47.699 --> 00:45:48.179
Why?
1250
00:45:48.340 --> 00:45:50.219
They had like a rebirth or something. It was crazy.
1251
00:45:50.260 --> 00:45:50.599
I don't know.
1252
00:45:51.800 --> 00:45:52.960
Nothing sounds worse to me.
1253
00:45:53.219 --> 00:45:54.539
What if you did that with Drake and Brandon?
1254
00:45:54.679 --> 00:45:58.059
I never, ever want to do. I'm not into, I'm
1255
00:45:58.119 --> 00:45:59.530
not into like alternating.
1256
00:45:59.739 --> 00:46:00.730
I can't do it either.
1257
00:46:00.909 --> 00:46:03.869
Like when I drink, it's like to have energy or
1258
00:46:03.949 --> 00:46:08.010
to like wind down. Like it's not to, it's not
1259
00:46:08.030 --> 00:46:12.699
to take my brain to a different stratosphere. Like I just,
1260
00:46:12.800 --> 00:46:15.460
I don't know. But I respect people that are into it,
1261
00:46:15.619 --> 00:46:15.980
you know?
1262
00:46:16.059 --> 00:46:18.019
I like a microdose. It makes me stay. Am I
1263
00:46:18.039 --> 00:46:21.409
allowed to say this? Yeah. Yeah. It makes me stay present. Like,
1264
00:46:21.469 --> 00:46:23.610
I'm in it. I'm here. I'm not in my head.
1265
00:46:23.670 --> 00:46:25.570
There's no anxiety because, God forbid.
1266
00:46:25.730 --> 00:46:29.230
Have you done, like, a Coachella VIP situation and been, like,
1267
00:46:29.269 --> 00:46:31.210
a Revolve girl? You seem like the type that would
1268
00:46:31.230 --> 00:46:31.369
do that.
1269
00:46:31.389 --> 00:46:32.929
I went to the Revolve party, but I have not
1270
00:46:32.949 --> 00:46:33.710
been a Revolve girl.
1271
00:46:33.909 --> 00:46:35.150
Why haven't they asked you?
1272
00:46:35.269 --> 00:46:35.769
They have.
1273
00:46:35.789 --> 00:46:37.590
I think. Yeah, they did.
1274
00:46:37.610 --> 00:46:41.429
But I can't do– I'm not a great, like, this
1275
00:46:41.489 --> 00:46:44.300
is what I'm wearing, get ready with me. I'm not
1276
00:46:44.360 --> 00:46:44.989
great at that.
1277
00:46:45.159 --> 00:46:46.880
It's very forced to me. And you don't model?
1278
00:46:46.900 --> 00:46:50.369
No. No, I did one modeling shoot once. Yeah. And
1279
00:46:50.429 --> 00:46:52.610
it was in the middle of Joshua Tree. And, like,
1280
00:46:52.650 --> 00:46:55.170
halfway through, like, first of all, all the pictures, my
1281
00:46:55.210 --> 00:46:55.710
eyes are closed.
1282
00:46:56.070 --> 00:46:56.380
Why?
1283
00:46:56.389 --> 00:46:59.739
I don't know how to model. And then second off,
1284
00:46:59.800 --> 00:47:01.780
they were, like, halfway through, they were just, like, we
1285
00:47:01.800 --> 00:47:04.239
should just keep her around for the jokes. And so, like,
1286
00:47:04.260 --> 00:47:06.340
I stopped modeling halfway. Halfway through the day, but it
1287
00:47:06.380 --> 00:47:07.340
paid well at that time.
1288
00:47:07.579 --> 00:47:10.670
So now all, so you make money off the social
1289
00:47:10.690 --> 00:47:11.309
media stuff.
1290
00:47:11.349 --> 00:47:12.949
Yeah. Now I just get to like do my skits,
1291
00:47:12.989 --> 00:47:14.869
do my thing. That's like my hub. I'm an actor.
1292
00:47:15.150 --> 00:47:17.130
And how many are, how many followers do you have
1293
00:47:17.150 --> 00:47:17.630
on TikTok?
1294
00:47:17.949 --> 00:47:20.210
I think like 780.
1295
00:47:20.210 --> 00:47:22.170
And so you make money off of TikTok now too. Yeah.
1296
00:47:22.719 --> 00:47:25.019
TikTok's like, TikTok's the best and it brings in a
1297
00:47:25.059 --> 00:47:27.219
whole new audience. And that's where I get my girls too,
1298
00:47:27.280 --> 00:47:30.460
because Instagram, I have like, primarily I have my following
1299
00:47:30.480 --> 00:47:33.880
from Instagram. I used to collab with this guy, Anwar.
1300
00:47:33.900 --> 00:47:33.980
Yeah.
1301
00:47:34.449 --> 00:47:37.739
Who's like huge OG Viner, cannot say enough good things
1302
00:47:37.800 --> 00:47:38.320
about him.
1303
00:47:38.519 --> 00:47:38.800
Yeah.
1304
00:47:39.159 --> 00:47:41.880
But I got all of his like male following. Oh, good.
1305
00:47:41.900 --> 00:47:43.699
So still to this day, you'll see comments on my
1306
00:47:43.739 --> 00:47:46.500
Instagram being like, show bobs, show feet, wear your boobs.
1307
00:47:46.519 --> 00:47:47.139
What are bobs?
1308
00:47:47.519 --> 00:47:50.280
They like spell boobs wrong. Oh. They'll just put one O.
1309
00:47:53.679 --> 00:47:56.059
But then on TikTok, it's like, girly, love your outfit.
1310
00:47:56.199 --> 00:47:58.739
You know? What I love about TikTok is that I
1311
00:47:58.780 --> 00:48:00.199
have people that are like my fans.
1312
00:48:00.420 --> 00:48:00.679
Yeah.
1313
00:48:00.719 --> 00:48:02.179
But then it like, a lot of people are like,
1314
00:48:02.260 --> 00:48:05.090
why is this woman in my feed? And there's so
1315
00:48:05.150 --> 00:48:07.469
many of the things we put on. I love reading
1316
00:48:07.489 --> 00:48:09.190
the comments because they don't get it.
1317
00:48:09.269 --> 00:48:09.769
They don't get it.
1318
00:48:09.789 --> 00:48:12.530
So there's this, you know, I did a bit where
1319
00:48:12.550 --> 00:48:15.980
I was like, I'm so sick of people like being like,
1320
00:48:16.019 --> 00:48:17.980
this was the worst celebrity I ever waited on. Or
1321
00:48:18.019 --> 00:48:20.480
this was, this person looked to me, was, you know,
1322
00:48:20.659 --> 00:48:22.599
short with me or something. I'm like, Fuck, are you
1323
00:48:22.639 --> 00:48:25.340
pleasant every day? Whatever. So I did this character with
1324
00:48:25.400 --> 00:48:27.460
a wig and a southern accent where I said, the
1325
00:48:27.519 --> 00:48:29.519
worst celebrity I ever waited on. And I kept, like,
1326
00:48:29.539 --> 00:48:32.159
doing the pausing, like, you know, like a bad video
1327
00:48:32.179 --> 00:48:34.559
where I'm like, stop. And I'm like, I did this
1328
00:48:34.579 --> 00:48:36.360
whole thing and I'm like, the worst person I waited on.
1329
00:48:36.519 --> 00:48:38.320
And then I said, yeah, and her name was Heather MacDonald.
1330
00:48:38.699 --> 00:48:42.309
But in it, I say, she, you know, asked for
1331
00:48:42.369 --> 00:48:48.010
butter twice and also... you know, the bill was $ 88
1332
00:48:47.389 --> 00:48:50.139
and she tipped me and she only gave me 200.
1333
00:48:50.139 --> 00:48:51.820
So people are like, why are we such a, like,
1334
00:48:51.840 --> 00:48:53.380
they don't get that. They didn't know it was me.
1335
00:48:53.739 --> 00:48:55.159
So they're like, why are you bitching that she gave
1336
00:48:55.179 --> 00:48:56.960
you a hundred dollar tip? But then a lot of
1337
00:48:56.980 --> 00:48:58.960
people were like, this is so funny because like, they
1338
00:48:58.980 --> 00:49:01.860
don't realize who she is. And at the, um, so
1339
00:49:01.900 --> 00:49:04.719
then I stitched it as Heather McDonald and I try
1340
00:49:04.739 --> 00:49:09.119
to explain myself and people are still like, you know what?
1341
00:49:09.380 --> 00:49:11.679
You did ask for too much. I like, it's so
1342
00:49:11.800 --> 00:49:14.019
funny that they don't. That's what I love. I love
1343
00:49:14.039 --> 00:49:16.760
when someone's not, have you found that where People come
1344
00:49:16.800 --> 00:49:18.889
across your thing and they don't get that it's a
1345
00:49:18.949 --> 00:49:20.570
parody and that you're doing it. a character?
1346
00:49:20.590 --> 00:49:22.329
Oh my God. Of course. I remember I went on
1347
00:49:22.369 --> 00:49:25.570
a podcast like last year and I posted this thing
1348
00:49:25.719 --> 00:49:28.719
where it said, my mom always told me never to
1349
00:49:28.780 --> 00:49:30.440
date a model because you don't want to wake up
1350
00:49:30.500 --> 00:49:32.320
next to someone who's prettier than you. And I still
1351
00:49:32.340 --> 00:49:34.619
believe in that like wholeheartedly because like, I don't wake
1352
00:49:34.679 --> 00:49:36.460
up gorgeous and I don't.
1353
00:49:36.380 --> 00:49:39.570
Want So you don't date, do you not date really
1354
00:49:39.610 --> 00:49:40.300
good looking guys?
1355
00:49:40.820 --> 00:49:42.619
I mean, I do. I have a weird type. They
1356
00:49:42.639 --> 00:49:44.699
have to be like weird and creative and like different
1357
00:49:44.739 --> 00:49:46.559
and like their own boss and like, but they're not
1358
00:49:46.639 --> 00:49:49.320
usually models. But TikTok got so mad at me for that.
1359
00:49:49.340 --> 00:49:51.699
I was like, I'd say it again. Like, I don't care.
1360
00:49:52.519 --> 00:49:52.739
I know.
1361
00:49:52.760 --> 00:49:54.429
It's so weird when all of a sudden someone's just
1362
00:49:54.510 --> 00:49:56.050
going off. You're like, it's okay.
1363
00:49:56.070 --> 00:49:57.969
Like, all right. But I'm like, good. Like, give me
1364
00:49:58.030 --> 00:50:01.610
more comments. Sometimes I'll purposely like, I'll do Zodiac videos too.
1365
00:50:01.630 --> 00:50:02.929
What are Zodiac videos?
1366
00:50:03.030 --> 00:50:04.110
Like, I'm a Scorpio.
1367
00:50:04.329 --> 00:50:08.210
I'm an Aries. All that. And sometimes you just do not,
1368
00:50:08.329 --> 00:50:10.710
you just do different characters of the, yes.
1369
00:50:11.409 --> 00:50:11.550
Okay.
1370
00:50:11.829 --> 00:50:12.050
Yeah.
1371
00:50:12.289 --> 00:50:14.030
And you even study what the traits would be of
1372
00:50:14.070 --> 00:50:14.789
that person.
1373
00:50:15.050 --> 00:50:16.750
You just say a couple of things. And a lot
1374
00:50:16.769 --> 00:50:18.510
of times people are like, that's so me. And I'm like,
1375
00:50:18.550 --> 00:50:18.889
I love that.
1376
00:50:18.969 --> 00:50:21.280
Every single one is this. Okay. You can say this
1377
00:50:21.300 --> 00:50:25.880
about everybody. Okay. Um, okay. So tell me what your
1378
00:50:25.900 --> 00:50:26.380
sign is.
1379
00:50:26.519 --> 00:50:27.760
I'm a Scorpio. Okay.
1380
00:50:27.820 --> 00:50:30.900
Scorpio. So what I'm seeing, if I was a psychic,
1381
00:50:30.940 --> 00:50:32.949
what I'm seeing with the Scorpios is first of all,
1382
00:50:32.969 --> 00:50:33.849
you're fiercely loyal.
1383
00:50:34.530 --> 00:50:34.769
Yeah.
1384
00:50:34.829 --> 00:50:42.239
Sometimes to a fault. And sometimes you're your worst enemy.
1385
00:50:43.019 --> 00:50:43.500
Totally.
1386
00:50:43.699 --> 00:50:47.539
You're, you know, everyone else is encouraging you. And then
1387
00:50:47.559 --> 00:50:51.039
there's this voice inside of your head that's like, no,
1388
00:50:51.099 --> 00:50:53.340
it'll never work out. We got to change that. But
1389
00:50:53.400 --> 00:50:57.760
that's who you are. And the final thing is that
1390
00:50:57.880 --> 00:51:01.900
you're just crazy ambitious.
1391
00:51:02.320 --> 00:51:02.539
Yeah.
1392
00:51:03.059 --> 00:51:07.119
But there's times when you, you spend times where you don't,
1393
00:51:07.599 --> 00:51:09.659
do what you're supposed to be doing every day because
1394
00:51:10.030 --> 00:51:11.170
you're self-sabotaging.
1395
00:51:11.670 --> 00:51:14.110
You get me. That's why they do so well.
1396
00:51:14.409 --> 00:51:19.210
It's literally every single person would consider themselves fiercely loyal.
1397
00:51:19.510 --> 00:51:22.269
Show me one person that's like, no, not loyal.
1398
00:51:22.289 --> 00:51:23.150
You're so right.
1399
00:51:23.190 --> 00:51:23.409
Yeah.
1400
00:51:23.590 --> 00:51:24.630
And like, totally. Yeah.
1401
00:51:25.269 --> 00:51:26.050
You're so right.
1402
00:51:26.130 --> 00:51:29.150
I used to do Tyler Henry. Have you ever seen
1403
00:51:29.170 --> 00:51:29.829
Tyler Henry?
1404
00:51:29.849 --> 00:51:30.750
Yeah.
1405
00:51:30.869 --> 00:51:32.530
He used to draw. He used to draw.
1406
00:51:32.550 --> 00:51:33.909
I love that.
1407
00:51:34.449 --> 00:51:36.619
And I used to like, so I'd wear like a wig.
1408
00:51:37.269 --> 00:51:37.909
And I will.
1409
00:51:38.630 --> 00:51:40.800
You're such a growling squirrel. And so, like, it was like.
1410
00:51:40.820 --> 00:51:45.480
And I could go with a star. So you're like
1411
00:51:45.500 --> 00:51:48.760
the star. Yeah, you're the star that comes. But, like, I...
1412
00:51:48.840 --> 00:51:49.639
And you're just.
1413
00:51:49.699 --> 00:51:51.719
Oh, I'm like a beautiful... It's beautifully lit.
1414
00:51:51.860 --> 00:51:56.030
You're a beautifully lit star. But I'm always like, okay, well,
1415
00:51:56.809 --> 00:52:00.909
very nice to meet you, Amanda. I have no idea
1416
00:52:01.130 --> 00:52:05.559
who you are. So I'm just going to go with.
1417
00:52:09.059 --> 00:52:19.829
Oh okay okay okay I don't know why I don't
1418
00:52:19.849 --> 00:52:22.130
know why they're telling me that but there is there
1419
00:52:22.230 --> 00:52:31.639
an older like patriotic sorry like paternal someone it's not
1420
00:52:31.659 --> 00:52:32.980
your dad but I want to say it's like an
1421
00:52:33.179 --> 00:52:35.539
older like maybe a grandpa or great grandpa that has
1422
00:52:35.579 --> 00:52:37.510
passed Absolutely. Yeah.
1423
00:52:37.530 --> 00:52:37.690
Yeah.
1424
00:52:38.269 --> 00:52:42.489
And was it right? And you had like a special
1425
00:52:42.610 --> 00:52:46.989
like I see him where what I don't know. I
1426
00:52:47.030 --> 00:52:48.699
don't know why I'm showing you that me this. But
1427
00:52:48.739 --> 00:52:52.519
there's like a doll when you were little that he
1428
00:52:52.639 --> 00:52:53.900
was aware of. Yeah.
1429
00:52:53.940 --> 00:52:54.539
He bought it for me.
1430
00:52:55.119 --> 00:53:00.050
Yeah. So he's saying that he's saying he's like very funny.
1431
00:53:00.190 --> 00:53:00.449
Yeah.
1432
00:53:00.469 --> 00:53:00.570
Yeah.
1433
00:53:00.590 --> 00:53:00.869
Yeah.
1434
00:53:00.969 --> 00:53:01.530
It's funny.
1435
00:53:01.550 --> 00:53:04.070
Yeah. He's saying that the doll was something that you
1436
00:53:04.090 --> 00:53:06.730
guys used to, he was like, oh, there's my girl
1437
00:53:06.750 --> 00:53:15.960
Amanda with her little doll. And, okay, he, there was
1438
00:53:15.980 --> 00:53:19.360
something that happened where, he doesn't want you to feel
1439
00:53:19.400 --> 00:53:22.059
bad about it because you weren't able to say goodbye.
1440
00:53:22.460 --> 00:53:22.699
Yeah.
1441
00:53:23.360 --> 00:53:25.420
And there was something where he had, I want to
1442
00:53:25.440 --> 00:53:27.969
say there was something where, he was like, right before
1443
00:53:28.010 --> 00:53:30.389
he died, he couldn't, He didn't have lungs. He couldn't breathe.
1444
00:53:31.070 --> 00:53:36.739
So he's saying that he's in heaven, he's happy, he's
1445
00:53:36.780 --> 00:53:43.300
watching you. It's like he's seeing you like a movie.
1446
00:53:44.659 --> 00:53:45.380
What do you do again?
1447
00:53:46.099 --> 00:53:46.719
I'm a porn star.
1448
00:53:47.519 --> 00:53:52.110
Oh, okay. Great. Okay, yeah. He's just happy that you're
1449
00:53:52.130 --> 00:53:53.789
expressing yourself all the time.
1450
00:53:53.809 --> 00:53:54.590
Wow, thank you so much.
1451
00:53:54.610 --> 00:53:55.369
Yeah, yeah.
1452
00:53:55.389 --> 00:53:55.789
Thank you.
1453
00:53:57.719 --> 00:53:59.059
I always thought about that too.
1454
00:53:59.659 --> 00:54:02.940
I was always like, no hate, no hate, no hate.
1455
00:54:03.099 --> 00:54:04.139
I've asked psychics.
1456
00:54:04.440 --> 00:54:08.579
Cause I'm like, I'm so into that stuff though. I, I'm.
1457
00:54:08.469 --> 00:54:14.809
Like, okay, so like, what if, you know, you're, I go,
1458
00:54:14.829 --> 00:54:16.690
what if like you hate your ex-husband or you hate
1459
00:54:16.710 --> 00:54:18.570
your husband and dies and you're like kind of thrilled
1460
00:54:18.590 --> 00:54:21.559
he dies. Totally. And then, but he really loves you.
1461
00:54:22.199 --> 00:54:24.460
So does he still get to come around and like
1462
00:54:24.500 --> 00:54:26.889
see everything? And when you get to heaven, do you
1463
00:54:26.909 --> 00:54:29.030
have to fucking deal with him because it's his heaven
1464
00:54:29.050 --> 00:54:29.590
to see you?
1465
00:54:30.510 --> 00:54:32.320
Yeah, that's a great point. Am I going to have
1466
00:54:32.340 --> 00:54:34.820
to deal with the guys that liked me, but I
1467
00:54:34.860 --> 00:54:36.320
didn't like back, but they still want to say hi
1468
00:54:36.340 --> 00:54:37.539
to me in heaven.
1469
00:54:38.820 --> 00:54:41.539
And then I'm like, but that's not our heaven, right?
1470
00:54:41.639 --> 00:54:42.440
It has to be your heaven.
1471
00:54:42.480 --> 00:54:44.559
But I'm like, but is that their heaven? Yeah. And
1472
00:54:44.579 --> 00:54:45.949
does their heaven connect to my heaven?
1473
00:54:45.989 --> 00:54:46.590
Yeah, exactly.
1474
00:54:46.650 --> 00:54:47.909
And what if I want to see a guy, but
1475
00:54:47.929 --> 00:54:48.750
he doesn't want to see me?
1476
00:54:48.789 --> 00:54:49.010
Yeah.
1477
00:54:49.730 --> 00:54:52.309
I'm going to make that heaven connect.
1478
00:54:52.369 --> 00:54:55.130
And I also was like, I'm like, can they like
1479
00:54:55.190 --> 00:54:57.550
see you? Like, you know, it's like, Oh, your parents
1480
00:54:57.570 --> 00:54:59.690
look on and you're like, can your parents like see
1481
00:54:59.710 --> 00:55:02.909
you like boning your husband? I mean, and then once
1482
00:55:02.989 --> 00:55:04.969
I was like, no, they're not going to see anything
1483
00:55:05.010 --> 00:55:07.840
that they don't want to see. But I'm like, how
1484
00:55:07.860 --> 00:55:08.579
the fuck do you know?
1485
00:55:08.599 --> 00:55:10.460
Yeah. How does she know?
1486
00:55:11.239 --> 00:55:14.260
Like if someone's like, Oh, she, you know, like they're
1487
00:55:14.300 --> 00:55:17.820
right here right now or whatever, then they just know like, Oh,
1488
00:55:17.840 --> 00:55:20.230
we don't need like, are my parents like, Bob, we
1489
00:55:20.250 --> 00:55:22.110
don't have to go in Heather's bedroom tonight.
1490
00:55:22.190 --> 00:55:22.670
Like, I don't know.
1491
00:55:22.710 --> 00:55:23.849
How often are they around?
1492
00:55:23.909 --> 00:55:25.409
Yeah, but then what if I want them to come,
1493
00:55:25.429 --> 00:55:27.760
but they don't want to? How does this work? Maybe
1494
00:55:27.780 --> 00:55:30.639
it's just, like, inviting energy only. And, like, when I'm having,
1495
00:55:30.780 --> 00:55:32.920
you know, sex with someone, like, I'm not inviting other
1496
00:55:32.940 --> 00:55:33.309
people in.
1497
00:55:33.320 --> 00:55:34.360
You don't want the grandpa in?
1498
00:55:34.480 --> 00:55:36.280
Yeah, I don't think so. Not right now. But I'm
1499
00:55:36.300 --> 00:55:40.030
so happy he's proud of me. The grandpa with no lungs. Yeah, yeah.
1500
00:55:40.250 --> 00:55:42.449
Yeah, it's always, like, it's always, like, it's always, like,
1501
00:55:42.489 --> 00:55:47.050
is there a tree, um, It's so weird. You have
1502
00:55:47.090 --> 00:55:49.409
a house. You're thinking about doing some work on it?
1503
00:55:49.469 --> 00:55:51.400
Totally. At my apartment that I lease.
1504
00:55:51.579 --> 00:55:54.119
Yeah, and there's like a big tree. I see a
1505
00:55:54.139 --> 00:55:55.420
window with a tree.
1506
00:55:55.440 --> 00:55:55.519
Yeah.
1507
00:55:55.559 --> 00:56:02.280
And then it's like... There's certain times where it really
1508
00:56:02.340 --> 00:56:03.840
makes a lot of rustling sound.
1509
00:56:03.900 --> 00:56:04.480
During the wind.
1510
00:56:04.699 --> 00:56:06.219
Santa Ana's. That's your grandpa.
1511
00:56:06.260 --> 00:56:06.860
That's my grandpa.
1512
00:56:06.880 --> 00:56:07.699
That's your grandpa.
1513
00:56:07.980 --> 00:56:09.860
Whenever I hear the tree move.
1514
00:56:10.000 --> 00:56:10.599
That's your grandpa.
1515
00:56:10.739 --> 00:56:11.639
Moving and shaking.
1516
00:56:11.780 --> 00:56:14.079
But no, people that actually have gone to Tyler Henry,
1517
00:56:14.119 --> 00:56:17.260
like my friends that have gone that are celebrities are like,
1518
00:56:17.440 --> 00:56:19.440
oh my God, he's amazing. And he knew this and that.
1519
00:56:19.719 --> 00:56:21.840
And I'm not saying he did it, but I just
1520
00:56:21.880 --> 00:56:23.360
like to make fun of it because that's what I do.
1521
00:56:23.550 --> 00:56:27.389
But in conclusion, all horoscopes are fiercely loyal and Tyler
1522
00:56:27.409 --> 00:56:29.050
Henry is talking about your grandpa.
1523
00:56:29.369 --> 00:56:33.179
Yeah. Because everybody's grandpa's dead. Or their great-grandpa's dead.
1524
00:56:33.860 --> 00:56:34.719
Somebody's got to be dead.
1525
00:56:34.739 --> 00:56:39.739
Someone's passing. There's always some patriarchal figure. And there's always
1526
00:56:39.780 --> 00:56:40.699
someone that had cancer.
1527
00:56:41.500 --> 00:56:43.780
I have not had it in my family.
1528
00:56:44.519 --> 00:56:47.119
You haven't had one grandma, great-grandma, aunt, nobody.
1529
00:56:49.219 --> 00:56:49.989
That might be a lie.
1530
00:56:50.050 --> 00:56:50.300
Maybe.
1531
00:56:50.409 --> 00:56:54.010
It was something with the brain. Might have been cancer.
1532
00:56:54.269 --> 00:56:54.489
Right.
1533
00:56:54.550 --> 00:56:55.250
Well, that's the thing.
1534
00:56:55.269 --> 00:56:56.190
Might have just been memory loss.
1535
00:56:56.230 --> 00:56:58.429
Even if he said it wasn't cancer, then he'd be like, actually,
1536
00:56:58.469 --> 00:56:58.809
it was.
1537
00:56:58.889 --> 00:56:59.230
It was.
1538
00:56:59.250 --> 00:56:59.409
It was.
1539
00:56:59.860 --> 00:57:00.860
Somebody's gotta have cancer.
1540
00:57:00.880 --> 00:57:02.900
He didn't know. That person didn't know it.
1541
00:57:02.980 --> 00:57:03.500
On your side?
1542
00:57:04.619 --> 00:57:07.440
For me, yeah. Everyone has cancer. Once you get to like.
1543
00:57:07.460 --> 00:57:09.699
You gotta go on that trip. You gotta go on
1544
00:57:09.739 --> 00:57:10.659
that trip now.
1545
00:57:10.760 --> 00:57:11.599
No, not everybody.
1546
00:57:11.659 --> 00:57:12.159
No, no, no.
1547
00:57:12.199 --> 00:57:14.880
My mom didn't die of cancer. My dad did, but
1548
00:57:14.920 --> 00:57:16.590
he lasted really long.
1549
00:57:16.610 --> 00:57:18.309
Oh, can I just say.
1550
00:57:18.469 --> 00:57:21.389
But I just feel like if I was a psychic,
1551
00:57:21.469 --> 00:57:24.590
I would throw that out there because chances are someone
1552
00:57:24.730 --> 00:57:28.550
close to you that has passed... walking on the street,
1553
00:57:28.650 --> 00:57:32.130
everybody knows at least probably one person, unfortunately, that had
1554
00:57:32.230 --> 00:57:34.829
some type of cancer complication.
1555
00:57:35.769 --> 00:57:39.710
Yeah. Um, can I just, I, the Christmas card, not
1556
00:57:39.750 --> 00:57:42.389
a Christmas card, the business card of you with your
1557
00:57:42.429 --> 00:57:44.039
parents selling real estate.
1558
00:57:44.059 --> 00:57:44.320
Yes.
1559
00:57:44.480 --> 00:57:47.219
That's what I'm talking about. Yeah. That is great.
1560
00:57:47.699 --> 00:57:49.460
Thank you. Well, it's all true.
1561
00:57:50.099 --> 00:57:50.920
Listen, it's my life.
1562
00:57:52.039 --> 00:57:54.789
Anything I feel would like, Marie Steele and his daughters
1563
00:57:54.809 --> 00:57:57.130
have like a Netflix show. And here I was like,
1564
00:57:57.309 --> 00:58:00.769
but I did sell a scripted version of that show
1565
00:58:00.969 --> 00:58:02.989
way ahead of its time. No one had ever done
1566
00:58:03.030 --> 00:58:06.710
a real estate show that I had ever seen. And
1567
00:58:06.730 --> 00:58:09.239
they loved it, but then it just didn't go past
1568
00:58:09.260 --> 00:58:12.000
the pilot stage or whatever. So, okay, let's talk about
1569
00:58:12.019 --> 00:58:14.650
The Calabasas Mom. So how did you know about the
1570
00:58:14.670 --> 00:58:15.989
British Virgin Island thing?
1571
00:58:16.030 --> 00:58:16.809
Because you said it.
1572
00:58:16.849 --> 00:58:19.289
It was really because of me? Yes. Okay. I just
1573
00:58:19.309 --> 00:58:20.820
didn't know if it was coincidental.
1574
00:58:22.059 --> 00:58:25.000
No, because that day I was like, I was really tired.
1575
00:58:25.039 --> 00:58:28.239
I think, yeah, I was really tired that day. And, and,
1576
00:58:28.260 --> 00:58:30.300
you know, sometimes like before sketch, I just get really
1577
00:58:30.360 --> 00:58:32.929
nervous because it's daunting because if it's not good, like
1578
00:58:32.989 --> 00:58:35.269
that's on me, it's because of no one else. Yeah.
1579
00:58:35.369 --> 00:58:36.829
And I was just like, God, I hope like I
1580
00:58:36.849 --> 00:58:39.070
do good today. And then I was listening and you
1581
00:58:39.090 --> 00:58:40.909
were talking about it on Jeff Lewis. And I was like,
1582
00:58:41.710 --> 00:58:43.150
I have to use that. And I was in the
1583
00:58:43.210 --> 00:58:45.650
Macy's at, you know, I really did not know that.
1584
00:58:45.710 --> 00:58:47.909
I just thought it was like, you just fucking nailed it.
1585
00:58:48.010 --> 00:58:51.179
I'm so incredibly, this might be the most flattering moment
1586
00:58:51.199 --> 00:58:51.719
of my life.
1587
00:58:51.840 --> 00:58:54.440
Well, here it is right here on the screen, baby.
1588
00:58:54.460 --> 00:58:55.199
I love it.
1589
00:58:55.239 --> 00:58:58.980
Love it. Um, yes. So I, I love what, what
1590
00:58:59.019 --> 00:59:01.539
else about this Calabasas mom character have you done? Cause
1591
00:59:01.559 --> 00:59:03.360
you do a bunch of them about this woman.
1592
00:59:03.469 --> 00:59:04.650
Who is this woman? I mean, it's always just like
1593
00:59:04.670 --> 00:59:08.289
the Nordstrom card. She's always flustered. She's a real estate agent.
1594
00:59:08.349 --> 00:59:10.389
She kind of hates her husband. Doesn't want to sleep
1595
00:59:10.409 --> 00:59:13.389
with him loves her kids loves her family like i
1596
00:59:13.429 --> 00:59:17.420
have a palisades mom yeah she's much more chill yeah
1597
00:59:17.440 --> 00:59:19.760
she's like family is my life and she talks like
1598
00:59:19.800 --> 00:59:22.630
this and Because there's more time in the Palisades. There's
1599
00:59:22.670 --> 00:59:24.010
more money, so there's more time in the Palisades.
1600
00:59:24.030 --> 00:59:26.369
And she goes to that Erewhon where Spencer Pratt is
1601
00:59:26.409 --> 00:59:26.969
all the time.
1602
00:59:27.030 --> 00:59:29.670
Yes, and she does her Pilates rocks, you know, like
1603
00:59:29.710 --> 00:59:32.289
right above the Erewhon, and she's happy. Yeah. She would
1604
00:59:32.309 --> 00:59:35.489
never talk about, like, her marriage drama to her friends.
1605
00:59:35.610 --> 00:59:35.889
No.
1606
00:59:36.190 --> 00:59:38.269
But Calabasas, they're shit-talking.
1607
00:59:38.289 --> 00:59:38.369
Yeah.
1608
00:59:38.710 --> 00:59:42.639
There's more to do. They're on the freeway. Palisades, you
1609
00:59:42.659 --> 00:59:43.300
don't really leave.
1610
00:59:43.320 --> 00:59:44.170
Yeah, why would you?
1611
00:59:44.179 --> 00:59:46.960
You know, there's, like, two different energies. So you've got
1612
00:59:46.980 --> 00:59:47.559
to tap into that.
1613
00:59:47.599 --> 00:59:49.519
What other moms do you do in L.A.
1614
00:59:50.159 --> 00:59:52.019
I really want to do Malibu Mom next.
1615
00:59:52.139 --> 00:59:53.679
And what do you think the Malibu Mom is?
1616
00:59:53.719 --> 00:59:56.159
I think she's more like this. I think she's more quirky.
1617
00:59:56.179 --> 00:59:57.559
I think she has a little bit more Stevie Nicks
1618
00:59:57.599 --> 00:59:57.960
in her.
1619
00:59:58.699 --> 00:59:59.179
You know?
1620
00:59:59.880 --> 01:00:03.739
That's what she is. She's like here. She uses her hands.
1621
01:00:03.760 --> 01:00:06.440
You got to go and walk around and shop.
1622
01:00:06.460 --> 01:00:07.159
The Malibu Mart.
1623
01:00:07.460 --> 01:00:09.300
Malibu Mart, you got to go to Lucky's.
1624
01:00:09.579 --> 01:00:12.300
And we're only taking the tables inside. We don't want outside.
1625
01:00:12.320 --> 01:00:13.389
Yeah. Yeah.
1626
01:00:13.659 --> 01:00:14.360
It's more of this.
1627
01:00:14.659 --> 01:00:14.929
Yeah.
1628
01:00:15.650 --> 01:00:16.070
I know her.
1629
01:00:16.900 --> 01:00:19.440
Okay, that's good. I think, right? Yeah, totally.
1630
01:00:19.699 --> 01:00:22.420
What other mom should I do? I'm obsessed with it.
1631
01:00:22.980 --> 01:00:25.110
I look like, I've always looked like a mom. Like,
1632
01:00:25.130 --> 01:00:25.989
don't I look like a mom?
1633
01:00:26.269 --> 01:00:31.809
Yes, I think that, let me think. I want to
1634
01:00:31.929 --> 01:00:34.130
say like when I was at the Groundlings, there were
1635
01:00:34.150 --> 01:00:35.769
a lot of people that were in this a while
1636
01:00:35.809 --> 01:00:38.199
ago that were into living in like the Los Feliz
1637
01:00:38.539 --> 01:00:39.980
Echo Park situation.
1638
01:00:40.000 --> 01:00:41.420
I feel like she should be a young mom.
1639
01:00:41.679 --> 01:00:44.119
Yeah. That's like a hippie, like a little bit hippie,
1640
01:00:44.179 --> 01:00:45.900
but also like a little bit hypocritical.
1641
01:00:45.960 --> 01:00:47.900
And a little bit bougie, a little bit judgy.
1642
01:00:48.039 --> 01:00:48.340
Yeah.
1643
01:00:48.920 --> 01:00:52.130
And not much makeup. No. Like freckles shine through, but
1644
01:00:52.150 --> 01:00:54.409
still a little bit pretty. Wakes up pretty. She wakes
1645
01:00:54.469 --> 01:00:54.769
up pretty.
1646
01:00:55.030 --> 01:00:55.289
Yeah.
1647
01:00:56.110 --> 01:00:58.510
Calabasas mom does not wake up pretty. And that wasn't
1648
01:00:58.530 --> 01:01:01.139
a diss to you. Oh, okay. Okay. I'm not dissing you.
1649
01:01:01.340 --> 01:01:03.429
I don't think so. Yeah, I agree. I agree. Yeah.
1650
01:01:03.730 --> 01:01:05.969
Okay. Yeah. Palisades mom wakes up pretty.
1651
01:01:06.849 --> 01:01:10.070
Definitely. Because it's like their homes are like, you know.
1652
01:01:10.429 --> 01:01:10.889
How could you not?
1653
01:01:10.929 --> 01:01:14.889
They're $ 8 million, but they're not ostentatious.
1654
01:01:15.090 --> 01:01:16.000
And I love that word.
1655
01:01:16.340 --> 01:01:16.559
Yeah.
1656
01:01:16.760 --> 01:01:19.400
I love that word. It's actually the only like really
1657
01:01:19.440 --> 01:01:22.550
big word I know. I'm not lying. And it's ostentatious.
1658
01:01:22.570 --> 01:01:25.880
But like an $ 8 million house in Calabasas is a brag.
1659
01:01:25.960 --> 01:01:26.840
Oh, that's a big brag.
1660
01:01:26.860 --> 01:01:30.300
There's a billiard room. There's an echo. There's an echo.
1661
01:01:30.360 --> 01:01:34.329
There's marble. There's a staircase. It might be a little
1662
01:01:34.349 --> 01:01:36.269
bit dated because it was built 20 years ago.
1663
01:01:36.349 --> 01:01:37.690
But they keep redoing the inside.
1664
01:01:37.789 --> 01:01:44.400
Yeah. And the Palisades house is just charming, beautiful. It's
1665
01:01:44.480 --> 01:01:49.010
really updated, too, and it's clean and it's simple. But also,
1666
01:01:49.280 --> 01:01:51.869
if it was placed in any other place but the Palisades,
1667
01:01:51.889 --> 01:01:54.809
it would look like just upper middle class, nothing to
1668
01:01:54.829 --> 01:01:55.230
brag about.
1669
01:01:55.250 --> 01:01:55.789
Totally.
1670
01:01:55.869 --> 01:01:58.670
But there in the Palisades, it's $ 8 million.
1671
01:01:58.989 --> 01:02:00.909
In the Palisades, they have those big homes that still
1672
01:02:00.929 --> 01:02:04.349
feel cozy. Yeah. It's like they host Thanksgiving dinner, and
1673
01:02:04.389 --> 01:02:05.730
it's like you can't hear the kids because they're in
1674
01:02:05.750 --> 01:02:06.250
another room.
1675
01:02:06.510 --> 01:02:06.750
Yeah.
1676
01:02:06.869 --> 01:02:09.949
But in Calabasas, all open floor plan. You know what
1677
01:02:09.969 --> 01:02:10.820
I mean? You know what I'm saying?
1678
01:02:10.920 --> 01:02:13.239
What kind of charity work does this woman do?
1679
01:02:13.260 --> 01:02:18.980
In Calabasas? Or either one. I think Calabasas, it's more
1680
01:02:19.059 --> 01:02:23.969
like maybe it's more like feeding the homeless. And in
1681
01:02:23.989 --> 01:02:25.469
the Palisades, it's more about helping the kids.
1682
01:02:26.090 --> 01:02:26.309
Yeah.
1683
01:02:26.570 --> 01:02:29.070
I think it's that. Right?
1684
01:02:29.110 --> 01:02:33.550
Do you agree? So it's like going to another school
1685
01:02:33.570 --> 01:02:34.789
that's not in your district.
1686
01:02:34.929 --> 01:02:36.940
Totally. Just go to a public school.
1687
01:02:37.340 --> 01:02:37.579
Yeah.
1688
01:02:37.739 --> 01:02:40.739
Helping out. That's what it is. Nailed it.
1689
01:02:40.800 --> 01:02:41.239
Did it.
1690
01:02:41.639 --> 01:02:42.639
That's the scene.
1691
01:02:43.400 --> 01:02:46.599
And then, okay, so and then tell me about, okay,
1692
01:02:47.719 --> 01:02:49.380
so what I also love is that you were a
1693
01:02:49.400 --> 01:02:53.010
White Lotus girl and you did a really fun video
1694
01:02:53.670 --> 01:02:56.869
where if you were a guest at White Lotus and
1695
01:02:56.909 --> 01:02:59.949
like you seeing all the different characters, I thought that
1696
01:02:59.989 --> 01:03:02.500
was really funny. I am so. You should do that with,
1697
01:03:03.019 --> 01:03:06.460
if there was. Another big show that's, now I don't
1698
01:03:06.500 --> 01:03:09.480
watch Yellowstone, but I feel like that's a big show
1699
01:03:09.500 --> 01:03:11.780
that everyone talks about. I might start watching it on
1700
01:03:11.820 --> 01:03:14.500
my trip this week when I go to British Virgin Islands.
1701
01:03:14.519 --> 01:03:17.260
When do you leave? I leave on Christmas Eve night.
1702
01:03:17.489 --> 01:03:18.300
Oh, I'm so jealous.
1703
01:03:18.320 --> 01:03:19.110
That's incredible.
1704
01:03:19.570 --> 01:03:21.909
Yeah, try it. I tried Yellowstone. I couldn't get into it.
1705
01:03:21.949 --> 01:03:22.489
I don't know why.
1706
01:03:22.530 --> 01:03:23.750
Why couldn't you?
1707
01:03:23.789 --> 01:03:24.449
I don't know why.
1708
01:03:24.550 --> 01:03:25.809
Why would I get into it then?
1709
01:03:26.190 --> 01:03:29.449
I have a hard time right now, besides White Lotus,
1710
01:03:29.469 --> 01:03:31.869
I'm having a really hard time getting into shows.
1711
01:03:31.929 --> 01:03:32.429
Me too.
1712
01:03:32.469 --> 01:03:34.829
Shows with meat. That's why I put on my mindless
1713
01:03:34.869 --> 01:03:36.489
Real Housewives at the end of the day. I'm good
1714
01:03:36.510 --> 01:03:38.880
to go. Even Miami was a little dramatic for me.
1715
01:03:38.889 --> 01:03:44.780
Miami was good. Let's talk about, before we end, because
1716
01:03:44.880 --> 01:03:48.380
the Real Housewives, now, we're recording this a little before
1717
01:03:48.400 --> 01:03:51.760
you guys have heard it, so you'll probably be one,
1718
01:03:52.099 --> 01:03:54.780
maybe there'll be one more episode before. But I just
1719
01:03:54.800 --> 01:03:57.329
finished the episode last night, which was they were still
1720
01:03:57.369 --> 01:04:01.150
in San Diego. Yeah. And they had the Marilyn Monroe party.
1721
01:04:01.170 --> 01:04:02.369
Yeah. And.
1722
01:04:03.260 --> 01:04:05.559
I went on Insta Stories and I was like, I
1723
01:04:05.579 --> 01:04:08.159
don't fucking understand what these women are fighting about. This
1724
01:04:08.239 --> 01:04:09.699
is getting super annoying.
1725
01:04:10.320 --> 01:04:13.039
They just keep fighting about being bad friends to each other.
1726
01:04:13.059 --> 01:04:16.079
There's nothing there. That's it. And I'm like, once Jen
1727
01:04:16.280 --> 01:04:19.059
Shaw leaves, and when you think about last season, why
1728
01:04:19.079 --> 01:04:21.920
it was so good is the van of Jen Shaw
1729
01:04:21.960 --> 01:04:25.219
being arrested and then the final hot mic moment of
1730
01:04:25.280 --> 01:04:27.619
Lisa Barlow being horrible to Meredith.
1731
01:04:27.659 --> 01:04:27.860
Yeah.
1732
01:04:29.090 --> 01:04:34.050
Without those things... It's just... And Jen Shaw's so unlikable.
1733
01:04:34.150 --> 01:04:36.349
I thought she was unlikable before she was arrested. I
1734
01:04:36.530 --> 01:04:39.409
didn't like her. I thought she was a screaming, annoying twit.
1735
01:04:40.289 --> 01:04:43.900
And then she gets arrested, and I'm like, ew, you've
1736
01:04:43.920 --> 01:04:46.500
been money for 20 years off of, like, vulnerable people. Like,
1737
01:04:46.619 --> 01:04:50.219
you're a loser. And then they're just... It's constant. I'm like,
1738
01:04:50.300 --> 01:04:52.159
I don't understand why she's mad at Heather. Heather's like,
1739
01:04:52.300 --> 01:04:53.860
I'm a good friend to you. I'm a good friend.
1740
01:04:54.340 --> 01:04:56.139
I'm like, where is this going? I don't know where
1741
01:04:56.179 --> 01:04:57.139
this show is going.
1742
01:04:57.159 --> 01:05:00.190
It's just a con. And it was also like the
1743
01:05:00.289 --> 01:05:03.150
scene with Jen Shaw on the boat was just sad.
1744
01:05:03.570 --> 01:05:05.869
And it made me, I was just so grateful that
1745
01:05:05.909 --> 01:05:08.800
I didn't have a camera following me. Because I was like,
1746
01:05:09.380 --> 01:05:14.340
would I ever throw someone's shoes overboard when I'm drunk? No. No.
1747
01:05:15.179 --> 01:05:17.500
But I guess if you're on camera and that's what
1748
01:05:17.519 --> 01:05:20.659
you're known for. And then the other girl's like, it's fine.
1749
01:05:20.719 --> 01:05:24.809
I'm rich. Who cares? I'm like, what?
1750
01:05:25.230 --> 01:05:27.269
It's all over the place and it's a little much
1751
01:05:27.289 --> 01:05:32.639
and it's a little hard to watch. And it's also sad.
1752
01:05:33.170 --> 01:05:37.710
I'll be curious what happens next season. Because without Weird Mary,
1753
01:05:37.750 --> 01:05:41.869
the cult leader, and without Jen Shaw, the criminal mastermind,
1754
01:05:42.829 --> 01:05:43.590
I just don't know.
1755
01:05:43.610 --> 01:05:44.289
What is the show?
1756
01:05:44.409 --> 01:05:48.260
I don't know that there's enough to do in Salt
1757
01:05:48.280 --> 01:05:50.059
Lake City to keep our interest.
1758
01:05:50.119 --> 01:05:51.619
Here's another thing about Salt Lake City.
1759
01:05:51.900 --> 01:05:52.139
Yeah.
1760
01:05:52.199 --> 01:05:54.940
I'm sure they have amazing restaurants. Have I been?
1761
01:05:55.239 --> 01:05:57.559
I've been to Park City and Salt Lake City.
1762
01:05:57.579 --> 01:05:58.030
Okay, yes.
1763
01:05:58.039 --> 01:06:01.199
Salt Lake City, I've done a weekend there, and I
1764
01:06:01.780 --> 01:06:03.469
did not like it. It had a weird vibe. But
1765
01:06:03.489 --> 01:06:03.750
they keep.
1766
01:06:03.690 --> 01:06:06.809
Going to this. It's like lazy dog adjacent restaurants.
1767
01:06:06.869 --> 01:06:07.130
Yeah.
1768
01:06:07.369 --> 01:06:10.309
And I'm like. You have a number on your table. Like,
1769
01:06:10.510 --> 01:06:13.070
I don't want to watch The Real Housewives at Subway.
1770
01:06:13.090 --> 01:06:13.510
Yeah.
1771
01:06:13.550 --> 01:06:15.530
I want to watch The Real Housewives at Four Seasons.
1772
01:06:15.889 --> 01:06:19.090
And the Park City and Deer Valley, it's very pretty,
1773
01:06:19.130 --> 01:06:19.969
but it's small.
1774
01:06:19.989 --> 01:06:20.530
Yes.
1775
01:06:20.550 --> 01:06:23.719
And it really is one street. It's Main Street. Yeah.
1776
01:06:23.739 --> 01:06:27.300
That's where, like, Sundance and that's where Meredith Mark's store is.
1777
01:06:27.440 --> 01:06:30.940
And it's very touristy. You go there for one week. Like,
1778
01:06:31.239 --> 01:06:32.119
it's fun.
1779
01:06:32.139 --> 01:06:32.219
Yeah.
1780
01:06:32.710 --> 01:06:34.369
It's pretty. Is it a whole show?
1781
01:06:34.469 --> 01:06:36.349
I don't know. I really kind of don't think there's
1782
01:06:36.389 --> 01:06:40.050
enough scoop happening there. So I don't know. And I
1783
01:06:40.130 --> 01:06:41.809
like the girls and they're nice. And I don't want
1784
01:06:41.829 --> 01:06:44.030
to see anybody lose a job. I just don't know
1785
01:06:44.050 --> 01:06:45.110
what they're going to do after this.
1786
01:06:45.179 --> 01:06:46.260
I don't know how to save it.
1787
01:06:46.340 --> 01:06:49.780
I'm sure they're having the same conversation. I went to
1788
01:06:49.820 --> 01:06:52.659
the church of Weirdo Mary. And she's an awful person.
1789
01:06:52.699 --> 01:06:55.219
So I'm glad she's gone. And I'm glad that Jen
1790
01:06:55.260 --> 01:06:59.380
Shaw is going to be gone. But like, yeah. And then...
1791
01:06:59.710 --> 01:07:05.539
To again, after last night, not know what caused Heather
1792
01:07:05.559 --> 01:07:07.760
Gay's black eye. I was like, all right, now fuck off.
1793
01:07:08.559 --> 01:07:10.980
Like you have spread. Did you watch it last night? Okay.
1794
01:07:11.019 --> 01:07:13.539
So you know how she takes off her glasses and
1795
01:07:13.559 --> 01:07:15.719
they keep showing that it's like someone tries to open
1796
01:07:15.760 --> 01:07:17.949
her door. She was like, yes, she has her own
1797
01:07:18.030 --> 01:07:21.389
place at that Airbnb where it's like the garage or whatever.
1798
01:07:21.429 --> 01:07:21.570
Yeah.
1799
01:07:22.420 --> 01:07:24.880
And so, you know, we all know it's either going
1800
01:07:24.900 --> 01:07:26.980
to be the door hit her in the eye or
1801
01:07:27.079 --> 01:07:29.300
she fell and then asked someone to come help her
1802
01:07:29.320 --> 01:07:30.340
with that. We don't know.
1803
01:07:30.539 --> 01:07:30.820
Right.
1804
01:07:30.980 --> 01:07:33.860
Obviously, someone didn't come in and like fucking rape her. OK,
1805
01:07:33.880 --> 01:07:35.860
so like that's not going to be the story. But
1806
01:07:35.900 --> 01:07:39.550
they have like milked this out. And then last night
1807
01:07:40.119 --> 01:07:43.550
we it ends with. She takes off her glasses and
1808
01:07:43.570 --> 01:07:44.690
Meredith is like, ah.
1809
01:07:44.730 --> 01:07:47.070
Is that the season finale? No, it's not the season finale.
1810
01:07:47.110 --> 01:07:49.329
But we'll see it next week. And then they'll probably
1811
01:07:49.349 --> 01:07:52.219
take a break off for Christmas or whatever. But, like, we, again,
1812
01:07:52.260 --> 01:07:54.699
I don't know still. Like, now it's just, like, annoying.
1813
01:07:54.889 --> 01:07:57.440
Yeah, I think now it's just annoying. And obviously they're,
1814
01:07:57.679 --> 01:07:59.820
you know, what's going on with Jen? They're still milking it.
1815
01:07:59.840 --> 01:08:01.559
They're still doing it. But it's like we went through
1816
01:08:01.579 --> 01:08:03.739
that last season. And it's like now we're just watching
1817
01:08:03.780 --> 01:08:08.019
her spiral. And if now, like, the door hitting Heather
1818
01:08:08.380 --> 01:08:13.789
is the click hanger, that's, I'm worried. I'm worried, you know?
1819
01:08:14.610 --> 01:08:17.369
Yeah. No, that's exactly what Lala Kent said. She's like,
1820
01:08:17.569 --> 01:08:18.210
I'm concerned.
1821
01:08:18.390 --> 01:08:25.270
I'm concerned. I am. And it's also Miami. I usually
1822
01:08:25.329 --> 01:08:27.750
don't feel bad for Lisa. I usually don't feel bad
1823
01:08:27.789 --> 01:08:28.270
for Lisa.
1824
01:08:28.510 --> 01:08:29.029
And now you do?
1825
01:08:29.050 --> 01:08:29.949
I feel bad for Lisa.
1826
01:08:31.569 --> 01:08:36.520
Well, that hot girl, Spencer Pratt knows her.
1827
01:08:36.960 --> 01:08:38.020
The one Lenny's with now?
1828
01:08:38.039 --> 01:08:38.279
Yes.
1829
01:08:38.300 --> 01:08:42.149
Yes. And we were right like months ago when it
1830
01:08:42.220 --> 01:08:45.140
first broke because they were filming the show. Right. He
1831
01:08:45.180 --> 01:08:47.939
was like, oh, she'll talk to you and da, da, da. Stop.
1832
01:08:48.319 --> 01:08:49.739
But then I don't know what happened, but I have
1833
01:08:49.779 --> 01:08:50.539
Spencer coming in.
1834
01:08:50.560 --> 01:08:52.600
Why am I here? Get the girl in.
1835
01:08:52.899 --> 01:08:58.130
We got caught off the press. Yeah. But it's always
1836
01:08:58.149 --> 01:09:00.460
so funny. Like, of course, the new girl. is going
1837
01:09:00.479 --> 01:09:03.119
to be like, Oh my God, she's awful. And this
1838
01:09:03.220 --> 01:09:06.510
and that. And it's like, if you ever, have you
1839
01:09:06.619 --> 01:09:08.050
ever dated like a divorced dad?
1840
01:09:09.729 --> 01:09:12.909
I dated someone who, who was going to be a dad.
1841
01:09:12.930 --> 01:09:14.569
Didn't know he was going to be a dad at
1842
01:09:14.609 --> 01:09:14.890
the time.
1843
01:09:15.909 --> 01:09:16.500
Oh, he had like a.
1844
01:09:16.489 --> 01:09:17.229
It was a messy situation.
1845
01:09:17.270 --> 01:09:19.100
He had a baby mama. Yeah, the whole time we
1846
01:09:19.109 --> 01:09:21.479
were dating. And did the baby come out? I mean,
1847
01:09:21.539 --> 01:09:21.779
it was.
1848
01:09:22.000 --> 01:09:22.420
Eventually.
1849
01:09:22.680 --> 01:09:24.729
No, while you're with him? While you're with him?
1850
01:09:24.739 --> 01:09:26.800
No, the baby came out after we stopped dating.
1851
01:09:26.960 --> 01:09:29.560
Okay. And did the girl know about you? And was
1852
01:09:29.619 --> 01:09:31.260
it like a one-night stand? Or was there... It was
1853
01:09:31.279 --> 01:09:32.079
a one-night stand.
1854
01:09:32.140 --> 01:09:34.689
So he was... And he was older. He was 40. Okay.
1855
01:09:34.939 --> 01:09:36.229
And I was 21.
1856
01:09:36.229 --> 01:09:36.310
Oh.
1857
01:09:36.329 --> 01:09:37.770
I just wanted someone to be nice to me.
1858
01:09:38.170 --> 01:09:38.850
And was he rich?
1859
01:09:39.289 --> 01:09:41.949
No, he had a roommate. What was I doing, Heather?
1860
01:09:41.970 --> 01:09:42.310
I don't know.
1861
01:09:42.770 --> 01:09:44.699
Heather, what was I doing? He had a roommate and
1862
01:09:44.720 --> 01:09:46.800
then he had a baby with like one of my friends.
1863
01:09:46.840 --> 01:09:48.479
In where? In Moorpark or where?
1864
01:09:48.500 --> 01:09:50.359
No, this was in LA. So he slept with like
1865
01:09:50.460 --> 01:09:51.420
one of my friends.
1866
01:09:51.680 --> 01:09:52.460
Before you.
1867
01:09:52.520 --> 01:09:54.060
Two weeks before we started dating.
1868
01:09:54.140 --> 01:09:54.460
Okay.
1869
01:09:54.520 --> 01:09:58.300
We start dating for like three months. I end it.
1870
01:09:58.600 --> 01:10:02.020
And then like two months later, I see her posting like, oh,
1871
01:10:02.140 --> 01:10:04.340
my baby daddy's in Paris. And this guy was in Paris.
1872
01:10:04.359 --> 01:10:04.600
I was like.
1873
01:10:05.180 --> 01:10:06.979
And this was your friend, but you weren't that close
1874
01:10:07.039 --> 01:10:07.340
or what?
1875
01:10:07.359 --> 01:10:09.800
Yeah, she was older too. And she's a comedian.
1876
01:10:10.060 --> 01:10:10.300
Okay.
1877
01:10:10.319 --> 01:10:11.880
We weren't that close, but then I like put two
1878
01:10:11.899 --> 01:10:12.279
and two together.
1879
01:10:12.319 --> 01:10:14.039
She's a standup you mean? Yes. Oh my God. I
1880
01:10:14.079 --> 01:10:15.079
can't wait to find out who this is.
1881
01:10:15.079 --> 01:10:15.420
Yes.
1882
01:10:15.760 --> 01:10:18.399
And, and then he, like he was trying to get
1883
01:10:18.439 --> 01:10:19.720
in touch with me, but I was like, leave me alone.
1884
01:10:19.739 --> 01:10:22.060
I'm at Coachella. Like I'm showing my tits to young men.
1885
01:10:22.100 --> 01:10:22.510
You know what I mean?
1886
01:10:22.550 --> 01:10:22.949
Yeah.
1887
01:10:23.109 --> 01:10:25.850
And then I called him. I was like, oh my God, congrats.
1888
01:10:25.890 --> 01:10:27.350
And he's like, I've been trying to tell you. And
1889
01:10:27.390 --> 01:10:29.430
I was like, it's okay. I still get, I still
1890
01:10:29.449 --> 01:10:30.010
get freaked out.
1891
01:10:31.159 --> 01:10:33.659
So do you follow either one of them? Follow both.
1892
01:10:33.899 --> 01:10:36.359
And do they hang out with the baby together or no?
1893
01:10:36.380 --> 01:10:38.149
I think they're wonderful co-parents.
1894
01:10:38.229 --> 01:10:38.699
Oh, they are good.
1895
01:10:38.729 --> 01:10:41.710
Well, that's good. I think they're great and mature and great.
1896
01:10:41.909 --> 01:10:43.720
And was he a comedian too?
1897
01:10:44.850 --> 01:10:48.170
He was like a director, kind of funny, kind of not.
1898
01:10:48.529 --> 01:10:50.239
So what's your dating right now? Nobody.
1899
01:10:50.420 --> 01:10:53.409
No, I'm definitely dating. Do you do all the apps? Yes.
1900
01:10:54.109 --> 01:10:55.970
Not anymore. I went so hard on Ryan when I
1901
01:10:55.989 --> 01:10:58.590
was like 19, 20, 21. Yeah. I can't really do
1902
01:10:58.630 --> 01:10:59.050
it anymore.
1903
01:10:59.489 --> 01:11:02.590
What famous person did you get to meet? You don't
1904
01:11:02.630 --> 01:11:03.470
have to say the name.
1905
01:11:03.489 --> 01:11:05.979
No, I absolutely would. Honestly, no one.
1906
01:11:06.060 --> 01:11:08.560
No Matthew Perry. Remember that story?
1907
01:11:08.720 --> 01:11:11.220
I totally remember that story. And remember Ben Affleck was
1908
01:11:11.260 --> 01:11:12.340
on there too. Affleck.
1909
01:11:12.359 --> 01:11:12.760
Oh, yeah.
1910
01:11:13.140 --> 01:11:15.840
And then like she posted. And then I remember this
1911
01:11:15.899 --> 01:11:18.340
girl this summer was like on TikTok. She was like,
1912
01:11:18.760 --> 01:11:20.199
when you're having a bad day, but then you match
1913
01:11:20.229 --> 01:11:22.630
with Shawn Mendes. Yeah. She like posted on TikTok. I
1914
01:11:22.630 --> 01:11:24.770
was like, dumb. bitch. I was like, he's never going
1915
01:11:24.789 --> 01:11:25.489
to message you now.
1916
01:11:26.109 --> 01:11:28.930
I do think this, cause we did some stories about
1917
01:11:28.949 --> 01:11:30.609
these nurses that got fired.
1918
01:11:30.689 --> 01:11:31.510
I heard that.
1919
01:11:31.729 --> 01:11:36.729
And then this other plastic surgeon just got, got, got her,
1920
01:11:37.109 --> 01:11:39.590
her license removed because she was doing a live stream
1921
01:11:39.630 --> 01:11:41.750
on Tik TOK of a Brazilian butt lift. And the
1922
01:11:41.789 --> 01:11:45.689
woman like, didn't know. I really feel like people need to,
1923
01:11:45.989 --> 01:11:50.819
it's not classy. And even the girl that, With Adam Levine,
1924
01:11:50.899 --> 01:11:53.319
even the one that went off on Adam Levine.
1925
01:11:53.479 --> 01:11:53.720
Yeah.
1926
01:11:54.119 --> 01:11:57.220
To this day, we still don't, there still is no
1927
01:11:57.300 --> 01:11:59.060
photo of them like in bed together.
1928
01:11:59.279 --> 01:12:01.520
Totally. Totally.
1929
01:12:01.539 --> 01:12:04.550
And it was creepy. And I think he's a, listen,
1930
01:12:04.670 --> 01:12:07.590
even if he DM people and which he did. So
1931
01:12:07.670 --> 01:12:09.409
even if he never saw any of these girls, it's
1932
01:12:09.449 --> 01:12:11.630
still gross that you're doing this and you're married with
1933
01:12:11.649 --> 01:12:15.050
three kids. Yeah. But I'm also like, I don't know.
1934
01:12:15.069 --> 01:12:18.050
Did it do that much for you girl in the end? Yeah,
1935
01:12:18.189 --> 01:12:20.750
I think like especially if you are a clout chaser
1936
01:12:20.789 --> 01:12:23.770
and if you are trying to date someone that's like
1937
01:12:23.989 --> 01:12:26.680
a movie star or someone like that's what you're into
1938
01:12:26.720 --> 01:12:29.119
and you're a pretty girl. Like keep your fucking mouth
1939
01:12:29.159 --> 01:12:33.779
shut because you actually might land someone, but you won't now.
1940
01:12:34.279 --> 01:12:34.699
Exactly.
1941
01:12:34.720 --> 01:12:36.659
Like you won't now. Now they're going to be like, fuck,
1942
01:12:36.699 --> 01:12:39.090
she's a kiss and tell. I'll never, I never will
1943
01:12:39.130 --> 01:12:40.109
fuck with this girl now.
1944
01:12:40.130 --> 01:12:42.470
A hundred percent. Or if you're going to say something,
1945
01:12:42.630 --> 01:12:44.470
have your business lined up and be like, and that's
1946
01:12:44.489 --> 01:12:46.390
why I have this product. Like I slept with Adam
1947
01:12:46.409 --> 01:12:48.210
Levine and that's why I have this product.
1948
01:12:48.329 --> 01:12:49.829
That cleans out your vag or.
1949
01:12:49.750 --> 01:12:52.270
Something like that. Like follow it up. You know what
1950
01:12:52.300 --> 01:12:54.840
I mean? But yeah, that was, there was this one
1951
01:12:54.880 --> 01:12:57.380
TikTok I saw that was like, I knew Adam Levine
1952
01:12:57.420 --> 01:12:59.859
was capable of pure evil when I saw this tattoo,
1953
01:12:59.880 --> 01:13:01.539
when it was like a zoom in of the California
1954
01:13:01.579 --> 01:13:03.640
tattoo on his stomach. And I was like, honestly, I
1955
01:13:03.680 --> 01:13:06.420
could see it. But yeah, I don't know. I haven't
1956
01:13:06.460 --> 01:13:10.380
done like a real famous person yet. I, because honestly, like,
1957
01:13:10.460 --> 01:13:12.479
I know this sounds annoying, but like, I want to
1958
01:13:12.510 --> 01:13:13.100
be the star.
1959
01:13:13.510 --> 01:13:13.689
Yeah.
1960
01:13:13.699 --> 01:13:15.170
I don't think there can be two stars.
1961
01:13:16.409 --> 01:13:16.550
Right.
1962
01:13:16.689 --> 01:13:19.029
So I kind of want a man to worship me.
1963
01:13:19.149 --> 01:13:22.859
Well, I do kind of think that there are, There
1964
01:13:22.899 --> 01:13:26.439
are guys that want that girl that is going to be,
1965
01:13:26.460 --> 01:13:29.800
I don't want to say lapdog, but the person that's
1966
01:13:29.840 --> 01:13:31.479
going to make them the star.
1967
01:13:31.520 --> 01:13:32.039
They're the rock.
1968
01:13:32.060 --> 01:13:34.359
They're the star. And they're pretty and they're beautiful. And
1969
01:13:34.659 --> 01:13:36.760
they might marry you. They might give you a baby.
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They might let you, they may invest $ 100, 000 so you
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can design your own jewelry. Of course. Simple gold pieces.
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And that's what the Real Housewives is made out of.
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Simple gold pieces that you, the Malibu mom... Can go
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sell at Blue, whatever that Blue store is. Planet Blue.
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Planet Blue.
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Yep.
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And places like that.
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Absolutely.
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And you come around and, you know, you go to
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that little park and you push your baby and you
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have your beautiful nanny there, too.
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Guys love that.
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And then he goes on tour and he comes home. Like,
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that can be your... But that... What's interesting is that, like,
1985
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there would be part of me that, like, fantasized about
1986
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that life when I was, like, young. But I knew that, like, no. Like,
1987
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it wouldn't be... And even when I look back at
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some really rich guys I dated, I was like, even
1989
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if I would have pursued that more, there's no way
1990
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that they would have been like, to their mother and everything, oh,
1991
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Heather's doing the improv again tonight and she makes no money.
1992
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Heather went on another audition and didn't get it. There's
1993
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no way that those guys would have been supportive of
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my career otherwise.
1995
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Of course not.
1996
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Because they'd be like, why are you doing this? Like,
1997
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we're rich. We live in Newport or we're rich.
1998
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Exactly. When I wasn't working, really, I dated so many
1999
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more men. Men loved me. When I was, like, not
2000
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as cute, really broke, getting eviction notices, they were like,
2001
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that's my fucking girl. And now I feel like it's
2002
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a little bit sometimes they can get intimidated even if
2003
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they have a career of their own. And it's not
2004
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like I'm doing anything nuts. Like I'm making my videos.
2005
01:15:04.340 --> 01:15:07.310
But I do sometimes feel weird like telling these super
2006
01:15:07.329 --> 01:15:09.789
successful men like I got to put my YouTube video up.
2007
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I got to be in the premiere.
2008
01:15:11.369 --> 01:15:13.829
Do they laugh at it and think it's nothing? Do
2009
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they not realize that you actually are really good at
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it and that you are talented?
2011
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I've had one guy kind of like– Poo-poo it? Yeah.
2012
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Yeah.
2013
01:15:22.840 --> 01:15:25.869
I don't care. I don't care. Yeah. This is all,
2014
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this is what I do. And most guys are really, really,
2015
01:15:28.460 --> 01:15:29.470
really supportive of it.
2016
01:15:29.819 --> 01:15:33.180
I just remember dating this one guy and it was
2017
01:15:33.220 --> 01:15:35.760
for like maybe three, three or four weeks. And I
2018
01:15:35.779 --> 01:15:37.399
had a good agent. So it's going out a lot
2019
01:15:37.600 --> 01:15:40.779
for commercials, little parts and stuff. And I'm like, so
2020
01:15:40.800 --> 01:15:42.979
I have this thing and he's like, so did you
2021
01:15:43.010 --> 01:15:45.210
get that thing from a week ago? That other thing
2022
01:15:45.229 --> 01:15:47.989
that you were working on? I'm like, no. I mean,
2023
01:15:48.710 --> 01:15:51.430
and he's like, well, what are you going to book something?
2024
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I'm like, Never. That's not how this works.
2025
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I go, I've never booked anything.
2026
01:15:55.869 --> 01:15:57.640
So what do you expect from me?
2027
01:15:57.829 --> 01:15:59.750
Literally, I've never had someone ask me. Like, my parents
2028
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knew never to be like, did you get that?
2029
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What happened? Yeah.
2030
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Never. And I was like, but I guess to someone
2031
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at home, whether you're the girl dating the guy doing
2032
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that or you're vice versa, I can see why after
2033
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a while you're like, well, how long are you going
2034
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to give it, loser? Like, I get why someone might ask.
2035
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No, of course. Like, because to them, it's like, you know,
2036
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they go on a job interview and you do ask
2037
01:16:22.779 --> 01:16:24.399
them like, do you get it or not? Yeah.
2038
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Yeah.
2039
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I remember I was dating this one guy and he
2040
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was like, she's an actress. Like she's booking stuff. Like
2041
01:16:29.220 --> 01:16:32.710
she's doing pilots and stuff. And I was like, wait
2042
01:16:32.750 --> 01:16:34.810
about another girl. You mean? No, about me. He would
2043
01:16:34.829 --> 01:16:36.869
like introduce me to his friends that way. And I
2044
01:16:36.869 --> 01:16:38.430
was like, are you trying to prove I'm working? Because
2045
01:16:38.449 --> 01:16:40.350
also that pilot had no budget. Like I was making
2046
01:16:40.430 --> 01:16:43.310
scale every single day. Like, let's not brag about that. Okay. Like,
2047
01:16:43.770 --> 01:16:46.409
Just sit down. Yeah. Guys are weird with that stuff.
2048
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They either love it or they don't.
2049
01:16:48.470 --> 01:16:50.989
I have this one friend. She was my college roommate
2050
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and she's very successful in business. And one time, so
2051
01:16:56.590 --> 01:16:58.710
I was doing stand-up at this like place and we
2052
01:16:58.729 --> 01:17:01.409
were all hanging out together and she had this boyfriend.
2053
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And she was like, oh, I remember my old boss
2054
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or whatever. And she's like, I remember my old boss.
2055
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And I go, you know, have you ever... not gotten
2056
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a job you've gone out for. Like, I just asked
2057
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her that because she's like a businesswoman. And she's like, oh,
2058
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SC Song Girl. That was the only thing she didn't get.
2059
01:17:21.699 --> 01:17:23.060
Yeah, I can't relate to that.
2060
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Like, every job she ever went out, she got. And
2061
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I was like, and we're really good friends. And I'm like, wow,
2062
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what a different life that we've had. We both worked
2063
01:17:34.229 --> 01:17:36.649
really hard. We both have a lot to show for
2064
01:17:36.689 --> 01:17:40.390
it today. But like, the fact that like, when you're
2065
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in this business, you go out for so many things
2066
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that you don't get. There's so much rejection and it
2067
01:17:47.250 --> 01:17:50.010
just becomes like, you don't. And then one day when
2068
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you really think about it or ask another person. And then,
2069
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and then I wonder if it made the guy she
2070
01:17:55.590 --> 01:17:58.779
was with feel uncomfortable because I, it was like, she's
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01:17:58.840 --> 01:18:01.140
so humble. She didn't really ever realize that until I
2072
01:18:01.220 --> 01:18:04.560
asked her that every single thing she went for, she got.
2073
01:18:04.579 --> 01:18:06.399
That's amazing.
2074
01:18:06.439 --> 01:18:08.840
And she says she's a good, smart person. She deserves it.
2075
01:18:08.880 --> 01:18:10.220
But I'm just like, But it is.
2076
01:18:10.199 --> 01:18:10.880
Kind of interesting.
2077
01:18:10.899 --> 01:18:12.119
It is two different worlds. Yes.
2078
01:18:12.699 --> 01:18:13.239
Yeah. Yes.
2079
01:18:13.439 --> 01:18:17.939
Yeah, that's so great. Well, I'm so glad you came in. Everybody,
2080
01:18:18.000 --> 01:18:21.050
tell everybody where they can, I have your Instagram up here,
2081
01:18:21.149 --> 01:18:25.510
but it's Amanda McCants, C-A-N-T-S, McCants.
2082
01:18:25.890 --> 01:18:26.069
Yeah.
2083
01:18:26.270 --> 01:18:28.090
And follow her. She's super funny.
2084
01:18:28.250 --> 01:18:30.189
Instagram, TikTok, YouTube.
2085
01:18:30.510 --> 01:18:30.829
Yeah.
2086
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That's it right now.
2087
01:18:32.109 --> 01:18:32.350
Yeah.
2088
01:18:32.390 --> 01:18:32.890
Juicy scoop.
2089
01:18:33.369 --> 01:18:36.119
Juicy scoop now. It's going to be the thing forever. No,
2090
01:18:36.140 --> 01:18:38.130
but I really enjoy it. I love your videos and
2091
01:18:38.149 --> 01:18:39.869
you're gorgeous to look at. Thank you.
2092
01:18:39.890 --> 01:18:41.140
Thank you so much for having me.
2093
01:18:41.140 --> 01:18:41.239
Yeah.
2094
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It was great. Bye. Bye.