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Speaker 1: Jodie and Hazy. Adelaide's favourite way to wake up. On Nova 919. I should not have to admin a sex education to a 45-year-old man. It's not my job.
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Speaker 2: Well, the question is, he has, what, three kids?
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Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
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Speaker 2: How has he come this far?
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Speaker 1: Three kids and a stepkid, and they're all girls. So what happened this week blows my mind. There are two shop incidents that I need to talk about with my husband, Greggy. So the first one, and this is amazing because it is just such a sign of what's happening at the moment with the fact that credit card surcharges are being passed on to businesses. They have to cover them. So he went to the newsagent to buy graph paper for school for the 13-year-old. Do you know what graph paper is? Me either.
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Speaker 2: I know what graph paper is. Graph paper.
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Speaker 1: What did I say?
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Speaker 2: It's graph paper.
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Speaker 4: You were correct, but old mate here is from posh Sydney where they say graph.
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Speaker 2: No, what do you mean? It's like a wrong reverse because the posh way to say it is graph.
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Speaker 1: Anyway, it's paper for school, right? It doesn't cost a lot of money. He went to the local news agent and handed over the USAT because I don't want to be shamed anymore about the way I say it.
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Speaker 2: Graph paper.
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Speaker 1: Right. So he asked for some of that. They presented said paper and the total came to $ 1.
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Speaker 5: 50.
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Speaker 1: Okay. And the lady said to him, is that all you're going to buy? And he said, yeah. And this is as he went to tap his card to pay. And she was like, well, you need to buy something else. And he was like, I'm sorry, are you telling me I can't pay with my card because it's only $ 1. 50? And she's like, yes, don't you need something else today? And he's like, no, I don't. I just need this. So that is the point that small businesses are at. They're so worried about their margins that You can't even purchase something on card for $ 1. 50.
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Speaker 2: There absolutely used to be. Do you remember the rule when it used to be minimum spend?
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Speaker 6: Yeah, there was.
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Speaker 2: It's like a lot of places would be able to $ 5, sometimes $ 10 minimum spend before you use your card. So if I'm a small business, I'm probably bringing that back.
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Speaker 1: Well, she said to him, do you have cash? And he goes, no, I do not. No one carries cash anymore. She said, well, there's an ATM just around the corner. And he said, okay, so if I go to the ATM, that's going to cost me $ 3 because that's what the local one costs because it's not aligned to our bank. So that will cost me $ 3 to get out my $ 1. 50 to hand over to you. None of it makes sense. So I'm not having a go at this woman. What I'm simply saying is the fact that the government has passed this surcharge onto businesses is having this kind of impact. Like people are going to have to start carrying cash again.
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Speaker 2: 100%. So let's put it out there. 132410, are you a small business that's been attacked by Greg Ottey? Are you a victim as well? Are you on his hit list?
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Speaker 1: Now, let's get back to the sex education part of the shopping story, right? So his other assignment the other night was I said to him, okay, it's that time of the month. I need you to go and get some tampons, please. And the look of horror, the sheer look of horror on his face, and it shouldn't be this way. It should not. And he said, well, you're going to have to send me a photo. And I was like, okay, sure. So I take a photo of the Libra regular. Send it to him. He comes back from the shops. And the outcome was not too dissimilar from this little Instagram clip that I found, Hazy.
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Speaker 5: Pads with.
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Speaker 3: Wings.
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Speaker 6: What did you get?
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Speaker 2: I said I needed pads with wings. That's what I got you.
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Speaker 5: No.
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Speaker 2: Pads.
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Speaker 5: No.
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Speaker 3: Listen.
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Speaker 1: Wings.
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Speaker 6: Honey, I said I need pads with wings, not pads with wings.
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Speaker 7: Wings.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I know.
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Speaker 7: I thought it was weird too.
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Speaker 3: I don't understand it.
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Speaker 2: This is why I don't go grocery shopping. Got a little pack of chicken wings there. Chicken wings on the bench.
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Speaker 1: I thought he took it too literally. That's all right.
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Speaker 2: I think it's a very innocent mistake.
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Speaker 1: So he puts it on the bench and proudly chucks on the kitchen bench pads.
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Speaker 2: I'll always try and go into bat for your husband, but even I can identify that. If it was purely like, just send me a photo of the exact ones you want, the exact ones. I understand that because you don't want to get it wrong. If you can't tell the difference between tampons and pads, come on, mate. You're not 12 anymore.
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Speaker 1: Also with four daughters in the house. Four daughters. Thank you. Four daughters in the house. And so he's put them down and I went, what is that? And he was like, he was genuinely disappointed. He's like, what have I done wrong? I'm like, I'm not a 15-year-old girl. They're pads. Like I'm not wearing them. No one, no woman ever.
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Speaker 3: And see on that picture that I sent you, Greg, where it clearly says tampons.
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Speaker 1: So the upshot of that is I, with my fresh spray tan, had to drive to the food park because it was late by this point and I've rocked up to the counter and yes, I encountered another boy. He was in his 20s. Spray tan me, passes over some tampons. And I had to call out the elephant in the room. I'm like, I'm so sorry. I just had a spray tan. I didn't plan on coming out of the house. And I've never seen a man look more uncomfortable in his life. He's this brown woman with tampons at my counter. And he's like, why do I work at a food park? For the love of God, get me out of here.
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Speaker 2: You should have asked him for some condoms as well. Shout out to all the useless partners out there. I feel you, mainly brothers.
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Speaker 1: Well done, guys. Useless partners in the wild. Let's talk about it. So we heard a little earlier this morning, I sent my husband in an emergency type situation down to the shops to get a certain feminine product. Oh, my God. He couldn't have messed it up more. Very similar to this guy on Instagram who went to the shops to get said product with wings and came back with product and also a packet of wings.
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Speaker 2: Bear in mind, this is so American, isn't it?
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Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
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Speaker 2: Chicken wings. Pfft.
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Speaker 8: With wings.
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Speaker 1: What did you get?
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Speaker 2: I said I needed pads with wings. That's what I got you.
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Speaker 1: No.
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Speaker 2: Pads.
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Speaker 1: No.
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Speaker 7: Listen.
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Speaker 1: Wings.
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Speaker 6: Honey, I said I need pads with wings, not pads with wings. Yeah, I know.
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Speaker 7: I thought it was weird too.
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Speaker 3: I don't understand it.
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Speaker 2: This is why I don't go grocery shopping. So he's like, yeah, okay. That time of month. You need some chicken wings.
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Speaker 8: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Okay, cool.
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Speaker 7: Cool.
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Speaker 2: Two for one.
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Speaker 1: But also the beautiful innocence of men, right? Where they're like, oh, yeah, no, I thought that was strange, but didn't think to ask the question.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Just came back with like air fry snacks.
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Speaker 3: What?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, because we feel like we know what you're talking about. Also, we don't want to get the whole... Oh, okay. Here's what I'm talking about.
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Speaker 1: Okay, stupid.
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Speaker 2: So we try and just get it done with at least fuss as possible.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. Are you that guy in the supermarket that will do a FaceTime or send pictures of said product?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I need the pictures. I need the pictures, the exact product, the weight of it as well. Do you know the last time I tried to cook, or one of the first times I tried to cook pancakes for the kids, I learned that, I didn't even, I didn't know that there was a difference in the flours, okay, in terms of the flour that you use to make pancakes. You've got plain flour, which I've since learned, and self-raising flour. For all the rookies out there, don't try and make pancakes with just normal flour because it ain't going to do much. Very flat pancakes.
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Speaker 1: They won't be fluffy.
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Speaker 2: I was like, what's the difference? And then Cara was like, oh my very goodness, that's a nick.
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Speaker 1: The difference is in the title. Self-raising. Do you want flat pancakes or do you want fluffy ones?
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Speaker 2: No, I want fluffy ones. Unfortunately, I had to learn the hard way. Didn't go to pancake school, Jodes.
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Speaker 1: No.
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Speaker 2: Well, I am friends with the king of pancakes, the pancake kitchen, Mitt Sarofsky, but he never told me that.
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Speaker 1: Well, he would never use plain flour in his pancakes, which are magnificent and tall and fluffy.
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Speaker 2: Because he's the king.
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Speaker 1: Exactly.
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Speaker 2: Danny, good morning. It's your partner, Dobby Min.
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Speaker 5: He just can't cook.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 5: Like, he will eat ice creams out of the.
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Speaker 2: Can I be honest with you? You can't cook either? No, I can't cook either. So just be patient with him. Just know that he really, really means well.
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Speaker 7: No, my daughter had to teach him how to cook a sunny side egg the other day.
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Speaker 5: Like he would go hungry.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: So Jenny, what happens if you have to go away or something?
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Speaker 5: Well, normally I just go to out and buy like lizard.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: Oh dear.
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Speaker 2: So that's what you do and you put that sort of stuff in the freezer.
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Speaker 8: Yeah.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: So I'll have a few. There's probably two or three, maybe just sort of little things in there that are ready to go. Okay. Just in case Cara can't cook or she's really, really busy.
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Speaker 8: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: But that's what we do. Otherwise, for most blokes, I would say the go-to is we can cook steak.
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Speaker 1: But do you think after 41 years on the planet, you could learn to cook? Just be self-sufficient?
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Speaker 2: Oh my God, you sound like Cara.
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Speaker 1: Vanessa, hello.
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Speaker 3: Hi, how are you going?
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Speaker 1: Hi, good, good. Oh, this is your mum and dad.
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Speaker 2: What happened?
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Speaker 3: It was my dad. It was about 30-odd years ago, and I'll never forget it. We were kids, and mum sent dad to the shop to get a sponge, and he came home with a sponge cake. I won't tell you what my mum said, but we thought it was pretty good because we got some cake.
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Speaker 2: That's a great result for the kids.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. Was he being ironic? Was he being funny, or he just genuinely?
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Speaker 3: No, he was just blatantly funny. stupid but anyway.
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Speaker 6: This is what we do this is what we do unfortunately oh dear all right much.
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Speaker 2: Like the pads and the wings yes you know you're so specific hey don't underestimate vanessa just how specific you need to be with the male race because exactly we're pretty.
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Speaker 1: Stupid hello hayley hello how are you hi good thank you all right this is your partner yes yes.
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Speaker 7: And he i do have to give the disclaimer he's not useless but on this occasion he was it was one of the very first times um We were sort of seeing each other initially and we were going to make an iced coffee at home, you know, an iced coffee. And I've come out to the kitchen and he's filled up two glasses basically just with hot water almost all the way to the top. And I looked at him like, what are you doing with that? And he's like, oh, I was wondering like how it was going to be an iced coffee. I was like, well, not three quarters. hot water to start with because it's no longer an iced coffee. And he's like, oh, yeah, I guess that's, yeah. Yes, he was confused and I was also wondering how that was going to be.
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Speaker 1: An iced coffee.
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Speaker 2: He was confused and you were also very disappointed.
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Speaker 8: Yes, yes.
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Speaker 7: But since, you know, eight years later, he now knows what to do in a lot of other ways as well.
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Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
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Speaker 7: Okay.
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Speaker 4: All right.
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Speaker 3: Nice.
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Speaker 2: Sure. That's good. Because we learn.
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Speaker 1: He's learned some skills.
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Speaker 2: We learn. That is the thing. Let's talk about... smacking your kids this is something which is very very thankfully much changed from generation to generation i'm.
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Speaker 1: Gonna throw a scenario at all the parents listening this morning and i just really would like you to think about how you would react in this scenario and if you think this mother's actions are okay okay so this is to be fair it's a made-up scenario An 11-year-old girl has her phone in her bedroom. It's past the agreed time where she should be putting it away and heading to sleep. The child refuses to hand over the phone and then swears at her parents, leading to her mother grabbing her hand forcefully and slapping her face. Where do we sit?
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Speaker 2: Slapping her face?
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Speaker 1: Slapping her face.
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Speaker 2: Like that sort of slap?
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Speaker 1: Okay, let's not minimize the importance of this conversation.
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Speaker 6: Sorry.
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Speaker 8: Sorry.
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Speaker 2: If I had my time again, I wouldn't have pressed that.
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Speaker 1: All right. So they interviewed 2,500 Aussies and they were asked if her response was adequate. 92% of respondents said grabbing the daughter's hand forcefully is not assault.
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Speaker 2: Not assault.
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Speaker 3: 92%.
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Speaker 1: 92%.
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Speaker 2: 78% said slapping a child on the.
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Speaker 1: Thigh, leaving no bruise is not assault. And 53% said slapping a child on the thigh and leaving a bruise is not assault. Your thoughts?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, we don't hit.
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Speaker 6: No.
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Speaker 1: No.
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Speaker 2: This must be said as well. 2,485 people were taken into account. Queenslanders.
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Speaker 6: Yes.
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Speaker 2: So this specifically happened in Queensland, the home of genuine fighting nectar. That is Bundaberg rum. I'm not sure if there's any links to that. But that seems unbelievably high, doesn't it? To slap a child in the face?
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Speaker 1: Slap a child in the face.
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Speaker 2: 92% of respondents said grabbing a daughter's hand forcefully is not an assault. Sorry, 78% said slapping a child is not assault.
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Speaker 1: On the thigh. So is there a difference between slapping them on the face and on the thigh?
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Speaker 2: Well, there probably is, yes. Because now we could probably go around the grounds. I got smacked as a kid. Never in the face.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: And not really on the thigh, I don't think. It was always on the bum.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 8: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, there was a lot of bum slapping not in a good way in my house.
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Speaker 2: I'm not sure when it finished too. I must have been quite young when it happened. I must have been mid-primary school when maybe it stopped.
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Speaker 1: Without giving TMI, so this was never my mum who was the slapper. Mum was the reasonable person in the house, but my dad, it was almost like a ritual. You knew it was coming. It was almost like you had to prepare yourself.
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Speaker 2: Well, we got the same thing, but it never hurt.
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Speaker 3: Oh.
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Speaker 2: So you had to pretend it hurt and you got the message.
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Speaker 1: Right.
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Speaker 2: Okay.
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Speaker 1: That's interesting. Bit of role play.
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Speaker 2: Well, it was almost like, yeah, we get the message.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: And I feel like that would slap us quite rarely.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: But I do remember there was one time where I had a friend over and we were blowing up water balloons, but not putting water and blowing up. So they're like mini balloons.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: And we were stuffing around. It was late at night and we had them all over ourselves. And I had two in my undies in my bum.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, right.
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Speaker 2: And Dad smacked me. Yeah. And it went bang. So Dad smacked me and it went... Whoa. And I still remember the look on his face.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Because he thought that he'd... He must have thought that he'd broken my pelvis or something. And then there was a pause. And then I couldn't contain it anymore and started laughing.
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Speaker 5: Uh-oh.
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Speaker 2: And then he was rattled and was basically like, oh, gosh.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: I'm not sure what just happened. Now I realize what's happened. Go to bed.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: And that might have been my last slap.
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Speaker 1: Can I very shamefully admit that... I have slapped my kids on the leg if they've gone way, way, way, way too far. And it can sometimes be reactionary, like if they've hurt one of their siblings, that's normally when I'll just give them, okay, that's enough. But I think in that moment you're not in control, which is so regrettable, and afterwards you always feel horrific afterwards. But I think there is a vast difference between giving your kid a little tap on the leg as opposed to say that is way too far and way over the line. And the difference between rational people and irrational people is when they keep going with that physical abuse. And there's, you know, all parents lose it. We're human beings. You lose your temper. And I think in an ideal perfect world, there would never be physical violence in your home. But I think sometimes parents, they do do it. And that's the reality. It's a lot better now. But the problem is in this country at the moment, we have a huge problem with domestic violence in the home. So, yeah, as I say, in an ideal world, no one's hitting anyone. But I don't know.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, there you go. Jones, riddle me this. How come your brain, which is just so complicated and quite magnificent in everything that it can achieve– How come it lets you down sometimes in the most precise moments when you need one small little piece of information, which you would get 999 times out of 1,000?
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Speaker 1: Crucial moments where, and there's quite often been a big buildup where you're like, okay, don't fail me now, grey matter. Please don't.
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Speaker 2: It's names, man.
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Speaker 1: Because this is super important. And then the panic sets in and you're like, where is it?
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Speaker 4: Where is it?
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Speaker 1: And you're looking at your brain, you're going, where is it? Give it to me.
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Speaker 2: Give me something.
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Speaker 1: Give it to me now.
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Speaker 2: Brian's like, no.
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Speaker 3: No.
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Speaker 2: Okay, don't talk to me like that. I'm out of here.
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Speaker 1: Don't make demands of me on the spot.
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Speaker 2: I'm going to desert you when you need me the most.
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Speaker 1: So this clip is going viral online at the moment, and it's a poor, poor host over in South Africa who was introducing a couple of fellow commentators, and she looked at our boy Mark Howard, and for reasons known only to the commentary gods, His name didn't enter her brain.
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Speaker 2: So clearly, so this is obviously a South African broadcast.
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Speaker 6: Yes.
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Speaker 2: And Mark Howard has jumped in.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: So they've been like, and it may be behind the scenes. It was a last minute thing. So like, all right, let's have a chat and let's sort of, a bit of a crossover, be nice and fun.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: So who won't ask? And if you see the vision as well, I'm like, oh gosh, at worst, maybe Mark Howard could have been written down in front of her.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Where she could look at it and people were like, oh, well, that's okay, forgive her. Instead, this is what came out during the introduction. And I am in some good company.
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Speaker 6: I've got Kaya Zondo and the Australian man.
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Speaker 2: Good to have you join us. The Australian man, which is technically accurate.
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Speaker 1: Oh, I actually feel so sorry for her because it's one of those situations where she's clearly looked at him and gone, oh, God. I've completely and utterly forgotten this man's name on live television.
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Speaker 2: Why does it happen? And sometimes it happens to people who, I mean, that's obviously a situation where she's like, well, I've just met this man. Yeah. I know nothing about him. I've got to remember his name. Now I can't remember. Sometimes it happens on camera to people who are very, very good friends.
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Speaker 4: Yes.
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Speaker 2: Famously. We've played this a couple of times. There's some interaction between Jane Doyle, of course, Channel 7 News royalty, and Amelia Mulcahy back in the day. And I can tell you, they're friends.
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Speaker 1: Yes.
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Speaker 2: Like, they're tight.
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Speaker 6: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: And obviously, Amelia has crossed back to Jane, and Jane's had one of those moments where her brain's gone, sorry, don't know that person.
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Speaker 3: Just 16 degrees, the forecast top for Adelaide. That's around eight below average for this time of year.
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Speaker 1: So grab that brolly tomorrow.
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Speaker 2: Will do. Thanks, champ. So Jane's brain, which is very, very smart, has said, look, I'm not going to give you the name, but I'll give you this, all right? Call it champ.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, why not? If all else fails. But the thing that's so funny about that is Jane Doyle is immaculate.
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Speaker 5: Oh.
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Speaker 1: Like she's the absolute Doyen of news.
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Speaker 5: Yes.
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Speaker 2: 100% of the time, except for that one time, always use the most proper and excellent words.
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Speaker 1: Can you remember that time? And I'm still, when I think about it, I just like, I get flushed and I feel red because it was before, was it the last, it must've.
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Speaker 2: Been the last federal election. Yeah, I know what you're talking about.
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Speaker 1: Oh gosh.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: And so just to give you a bit of background, they came to us and said, with 10 minutes to go, the Prime Minister is in the building. He's been upstairs at 5AA. Would you guys like to have a chat with him? Yeah. And we, of course, went, yes.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, definitely.
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Speaker 1: Bring Albo in. So we did the interview with Albo and then … And just after he left, can you remember, they said, actually, we've got the opposition leader as well.
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Speaker 2: He was literally at the door. We're like, is that Buddy Peter Dunn?
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Speaker 5: Yes.
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Speaker 2: And I'm like, does he want to chat? And we're like, oh, okay. And you and me, Jodes. And particularly, I mean, I really ship this situation. I was like, well, Jodes, you're the super intelligent one in this space. You handle all the introductions.
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Speaker 1: You do the introduction. And so in that moment, I've gone, and of course, ahead of the election, joining us now is the federal leader of the opposition, Braine. Nothing for you.
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Speaker 2: And this is what it sounded like. You ready? That.
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Speaker 3: That.
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Speaker 1: And you insisted on playing back over and over again. But how long was the delay? I reckon there was three, four where I ummed and ahed and fumbled. and tied up my shoelaces and all sorts.
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Speaker 2: It was enough. It was absolutely enough that he knew what.
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Speaker 1: Was going on. He knew. He 100% knew. Didn't want to jump in and help me out either. Didn't want to go, Peter.
00:20:01
Speaker 2: Do you know what, Jodes?
00:20:02
Speaker 7: What?
00:20:02
Speaker 2: You want to relive it? No. I think we should. I think we should.
00:20:06
Speaker 1: We have. The leader of the opposition. Peter Dutton in the studio with us. And, Peter, sorry, that was a real quick turnaround from the Prime Minister to you, so I'm a little runny.
00:20:16
Speaker 8: Oh, my God.
00:20:18
Speaker 2: Oh, my gosh.
00:20:20
Speaker 1: Oh, that is so mortifying.
00:20:23
Speaker 2: Oh, and it was awkward enough. That was before you forgot his name.
00:20:26
Speaker 6: Yeah.
00:20:27
Speaker 3: Beautiful.
00:20:28
Speaker 2: Okay.
00:20:28
Speaker 1: Lucky you jumped in and asked him some super intelligent questions about, you know, the economy, et cetera, et cetera.
00:20:35
Speaker 2: Do you know what, from that as well, he walks away from the chat being like, lovely lady, that bloke's an idiot, so don't worry about it.
00:20:41
Speaker 6: $ 7.
00:20:41
Speaker 2: 49 on Nova. 250 bucks up for grabs.
00:20:45
Speaker 5: We start again.
00:20:46
Speaker 1: Can we just say.
00:20:46
Speaker 8: Respectfully, yesterday, Fitzy, you were defeated.
00:20:48
Speaker 2: How would you describe this?
00:20:50
Speaker 1: I mean, you lost a boxing match and you were fighting someone with no arms.
00:21:13
Speaker 8: It was– I love Julian Woodcroft. We joked about how I went to Wurrianda. She went to Ocean View out the other side of town. And let's just say our high school's really shone out yesterday.
00:21:26
Speaker 1: Yeah.
00:21:26
Speaker 8: Because it was an absolute dog's breakfast. It was like just throwing a turd against a wall and sitting back and going, what happened there?
00:21:36
Speaker 1: Can I just say in terms of gone in 50 seconds, it was, I reckon, the smallest amount of questions ever asked because all of them were so frightfully wrong and you took up so much time.
00:21:47
Speaker 2: I got a few right. I got a few right. I don't think Julie got one right.
00:21:52
Speaker 8: No.
00:21:52
Speaker 2: And she won. That's the thing, isn't it? There has to be a winner. And sometimes you can just be delightfully not wrong, wrong at the right time.
00:22:00
Speaker 1: I'm very underwhelmed. Okay. Let's go to Jackie at Westlake Shore. Jackie, things can only look up from yesterday. I promise you that, my love. How are you?
00:22:08
Speaker 8: I'm good.
00:22:09
Speaker 3: How are you?
00:22:09
Speaker 1: Good, good. Say good morning to Fitzy, who's in awful form.
00:22:13
Speaker 8: Morning, Fitzy. Jack, Jack, Jackie, great song. Do the girls do that when you go out?
00:22:19
Speaker 2: No.
00:22:21
Speaker 3: Yes, it goes crazy.
00:22:23
Speaker 7: I don't like it, but it goes crazy.
00:22:26
Speaker 2: Good luck, Jack.
00:22:27
Speaker 1: What a curse having a very famous song named after you, I would imagine.
00:22:30
Speaker 2: Who sang that song? No idea. No idea.
00:22:35
Speaker 8: Is it in the system, Hazy?
00:22:37
Speaker 2: We should have it. Oh, no, he's gone to his phone. This is a disaster. No, because it's not Jack, Jack, Jack.
00:22:43
Speaker 1: Is it BZ featuring Joanne?
00:22:45
Speaker 2: That's it. Oh, Joanne.
00:22:47
Speaker 8: That was Joanne. Where is she now, Joanne?
00:22:51
Speaker 5: No one knows.
00:22:53
Speaker 1: Have you ever had a song named after you, Hazy? Like a song about Andrews?
00:22:58
Speaker 2: No, there's not a lot of famous Andrews getting around.
00:23:00
Speaker 1: No.
00:23:01
Speaker 2: Prince Andrew. Prince Andrew, yeah, we're very proud of him.
00:23:04
Speaker 8: What about the Hazy Shade of Winter?
00:23:07
Speaker 2: Oh, yes, Rizzi. Yes, yes, that's not bad. Was that the Mamas and the Papas?
00:23:13
Speaker 1: No. The closest thing I've come is my middle name's Colette and Colette sang Ring My Bell. Ring My Bell. Remember that?
00:23:20
Speaker 8: Yes.
00:23:21
Speaker 2: This is an amazing chat, but let's get to the game.
00:23:25
Speaker 1: Hazy shade of winter was the Bengals, everyone.
00:23:29
Speaker 2: No, I think there was an original before that. I think they did a cover.
00:23:33
Speaker 1: Look around. Leaves are brown and the sky is a hazy shade of winter.
00:23:39
Speaker 2: That's good. That's good. That's good. Okay, over to Fitzy. You will not get a ticket to Hollywood.
00:23:52
Speaker 5: All right.
00:23:52
Speaker 1: Sorry, Jackie. Let's rip in. Okay. 60 seconds on the clock. You just need to have the power at the end of it, okay?
00:23:58
Speaker 5: Okay.
00:23:59
Speaker 1: We'll start with you.
00:23:59
Speaker 2: Here we.
00:24:01
Speaker 5: Go.
00:24:02
Speaker 1: A common saying for getting married is walking down the what?
00:24:05
Speaker 3: Aisle.
00:24:06
Speaker 1: Yes. Edam, gouda and cheddar are all types of what food?
00:24:10
Speaker 7: Jesus.
00:24:11
Speaker 5: Yes. Jesus.
00:24:14
Speaker 1: Okay, who won this year's AFL Grand Final?
00:24:19
Speaker 7: Brisbane.
00:24:19
Speaker 3: Yes.
00:24:20
Speaker 1: What type of dangerous marine animal is the Irukundji? Pass. It's a jellyfish. Fitzy, according to Fleetwood Mac's song Dreams, what only happens when it's raining?
00:24:32
Speaker 8: Thunder.
00:24:33
Speaker 1: Yes. Taste the rainbow is a slogan for what lollies? Skittles or M & M' s? It's Skittles. Complete the famous fairy tale line, Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your what?
00:24:43
Speaker 8: Let down your hair.
00:24:44
Speaker 2: Yes.
00:24:44
Speaker 1: The two chromosomes that determine the sex of a human are what letters of the alphabet? X and Y.
00:24:50
Speaker 3: Yes.
00:24:50
Speaker 1: Which native Australian animal has suffered an epidemic of chlamydia amongst its population?
00:24:56
Speaker 2: Koalas.
00:24:57
Speaker 1: Yes. Math time. What is nine times six?
00:25:00
Speaker 2: It's 54. Oh, it doesn't matter.
00:25:04
Speaker 8: Oh, no, she lost, mate.
00:25:11
Speaker 2: She lost. She can't play it.
00:25:14
Speaker 7: She lost.
00:25:17
Speaker 2: We're back, we're back. Thanks for playing, Jackie.
00:25:20
Speaker 7: Thank you.
00:25:21
Speaker 1: Jackie, did I say the jellyfish? That was the Irukunda.
00:25:25
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd never heard of it. No, the Irukunda he plays for the Socceroos.
00:25:30
Speaker 3: Yes.
00:25:33
Speaker 2: Expensive transfer fee for the jellyfish.
00:25:38
Speaker 8: I mean, I'd love a jellyfish bang for the socceroos.
00:25:42
Speaker 6: Oh, man.
00:25:43
Speaker 2: Good stuff. All right. $ 500 up for grabs when Gorn in 50 Seconds returns, if you don't mind. Oh, Jackie is so sick of it.
00:26:00
Speaker 1: Jodie and Hazy's Venting Vendors Day. Two words for you. Misery porn. Okay, do you know what misery porn is?
00:26:11
Speaker 2: No. Am I in trouble? What's happened here?
00:26:13
Speaker 1: No. So it's shows that you watch. that make you so sad, like so, so miserable and depressed, but you can't stop watching it. It's almost like a good feeling to sob your heart out, watching something to make you feel like you're empty inside, but you can't stop. So my misery porn this week has been East of Eden. Now I'm, I understand that a lot of people haven't watched it, but it's like number two series on Netflix at the moment. And I'm going to, play you the trailer and the trailer gives you a really good sense of how intense it is and what it's about.
00:26:50
Speaker 6: Okay can you tell me your name you may call me kathy.
00:27:01
Speaker 4: You've hardly left this room and still you brighten the whole house you're so kind to me.
00:27:08
Speaker 1: Yes, he is kind to you, Kathy. He's so kind to you, but you are evil to the core.
00:27:15
Speaker 2: Sort of feels like a lot of sort of big pauses and intense piano music with some pretty monotone, real flat sort of. Scripting there. But I don't know, Jo. It's just a first glimpse at it. First glimpse at it.
00:27:26
Speaker 1: Exactly right. And it hooks you in and you find yourself on the couch for hours and hours thinking, can something please go right? Because I'm just crying. I'm just crying the whole time at how this family who don't deserve to be miserable at the hands of Kathy are miserable.
00:27:42
Speaker 2: Why do you put yourself through it then?
00:27:43
Speaker 1: I don't know.
00:27:44
Speaker 2: People get addicted to this so-called misery point.
00:27:46
Speaker 1: I got addicted so bad this week. Guess when I watched the final 15 minutes of the last episode? Three o'clock this morning I got up and watched it because I needed to know what happened. And how did it leave me? Heading into my day and into my morning just sad.
00:28:02
Speaker 2: And apparently angry.
00:28:04
Speaker 1: And angry.
00:28:05
Speaker 2: Okay.
00:28:06
Speaker 1: And upset and all the things. And now what I've been doing unbeknownst to you two all morning is Googling the final episode of What It All Meant. There is a word.
00:28:15
Speaker 2: You're not locked into the show?
00:28:16
Speaker 3: What?
00:28:16
Speaker 2: That's crazy.
00:28:18
Speaker 1: Okay.
00:28:19
Speaker 5: What?
00:28:20
Speaker 2: You're not fully invested.
00:28:20
Speaker 1: Unbelievable.
00:28:21
Speaker 5: Thank God you said it.
00:28:22
Speaker 1: Do you know what it's like? It's like for anyone who's watched The Handmaid's Tale. Again, another show. Great, entertaining, brilliant cinema. Dramatic, all the things, but God, it leaves you feeling depressed.
00:28:36
Speaker 2: Yeah, my wife watches The Handmaid's Tale. She really, really sort of lived to it to the point where like, oh, tomorrow at blah, blah, blah, the next episode drops. Yeah. That's how aggressive she was into it.
00:28:44
Speaker 1: Yeah, right. And also, was she walking around the house in some sort of maroon outfit and a white headpiece?
00:28:49
Speaker 2: I saw some of the scenes in there and they look very traumatic.
00:28:52
Speaker 1: It's a lot. Anyway. Hello, Lauren. What's bothering you? How's it going? Good, thank you.
00:28:59
Speaker 5: Yeah, so I work in a corporate building and it absolutely grinds my gears that every morning people are stupid enough to not notice that they need to wait for people to get out of the elevator before they try and get in. Yes.
00:29:16
Speaker 2: Good call, Lauren. That is a big thing. You've got to wait.
00:29:19
Speaker 3: Yeah.
00:29:20
Speaker 2: You can't fill the elevator up to its brim.
00:29:22
Speaker 3: I can't.
00:29:23
Speaker 4: I do not understand for the life of me why people can't just wait the extra 35 seconds for people to get out, and then we're all not 15 minutes late because 10 people.
00:29:34
Speaker 5: Are trying to squeeze in while 20 people are trying to get out. Like, it just drives me nuts.
00:29:40
Speaker 2: It's pretty basic, isn't it?
00:29:41
Speaker 8: Every morning.
00:29:41
Speaker 2: You can probably throw in as well, which I reckon it's an East thing versus South Australian thing. It's the first thing I noticed when I moved down here. Maybe because it's more congested in the east. When you're on an escalator, particularly when you're going up, you've got to go to the left, man. You've got to keep to the left. So there's a space. You get that right, Lauren. So there's a space you can pass if you're in a rush. Why don't we do that much in SA?
00:30:00
Speaker 3: Yeah. I don't know.
00:30:01
Speaker 4: I just, yeah, but every morning, like it's without fail. I could literally count on a couple of fingers the amount of times people have actually left enough space and been like.
00:30:11
Speaker 3: Oh, good on you.
00:30:12
Speaker 4: But it just doesn't happen every morning.
00:30:15
Speaker 1: Lauren, the same thing happens at the gym when there's like a Pilates class or something and everyone's piling out of the Pilates class and other people who want to get their spot that they're heavily invested in will try and pile in before everyone's come out. You know what I mean? It's just courtesy, isn't it, Lauren?
00:30:29
Speaker 2: There you go. Hey, good call there, Lauren. Good vent.
00:30:32
Speaker 3: Yeah.
00:30:32
Speaker 2: Have you got a specific spot for Pilates that people like to get?
00:30:36
Speaker 1: Some people like to do the same spot or have the same reformer each and every time.
00:30:40
Speaker 2: What's a reformer? The mat?
00:30:42
Speaker 1: No, the reformer's the machine.
00:30:43
Speaker 2: Oh, the machine, right.
00:30:44
Speaker 1: With the pulleys and the, yeah, that goes zing, zing. That would kill you, that class, by the way.
00:30:48
Speaker 2: I know, it would.
00:30:49
Speaker 1: You would not cope.
00:30:50
Speaker 2: I'm already aware.
00:30:50
Speaker 1: The man can run 20 kilometres, but I want to whack you on a reformer one day just to see the pain.
00:30:55
Speaker 2: Testing muscles that I didn't know even existed.
00:30:57
Speaker 1: No, true.
00:30:58
Speaker 2: Good stuff.
Speaker 1: Jodie and Hazy. Adelaide's favourite way to wake up. On Nova 919. I should not have to admin a sex education to a 45-year-old man. It's not my job.
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Speaker 2: Well, the question is, he has, what, three kids?
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Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
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Speaker 2: How has he come this far?
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Speaker 1: Three kids and a stepkid, and they're all girls. So what happened this week blows my mind. There are two shop incidents that I need to talk about with my husband, Greggy. So the first one, and this is amazing because it is just such a sign of what's happening at the moment with the fact that credit card surcharges are being passed on to businesses. They have to cover them. So he went to the newsagent to buy graph paper for school for the 13-year-old. Do you know what graph paper is? Me either.
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Speaker 2: I know what graph paper is. Graph paper.
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Speaker 1: What did I say?
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Speaker 2: It's graph paper.
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Speaker 4: You were correct, but old mate here is from posh Sydney where they say graph.
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Speaker 2: No, what do you mean? It's like a wrong reverse because the posh way to say it is graph.
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Speaker 1: Anyway, it's paper for school, right? It doesn't cost a lot of money. He went to the local news agent and handed over the USAT because I don't want to be shamed anymore about the way I say it.
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Speaker 2: Graph paper.
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Speaker 1: Right. So he asked for some of that. They presented said paper and the total came to $ 1.
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Speaker 5: 50.
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Speaker 1: Okay. And the lady said to him, is that all you're going to buy? And he said, yeah. And this is as he went to tap his card to pay. And she was like, well, you need to buy something else. And he was like, I'm sorry, are you telling me I can't pay with my card because it's only $ 1. 50? And she's like, yes, don't you need something else today? And he's like, no, I don't. I just need this. So that is the point that small businesses are at. They're so worried about their margins that You can't even purchase something on card for $ 1. 50.
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Speaker 2: There absolutely used to be. Do you remember the rule when it used to be minimum spend?
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Speaker 6: Yeah, there was.
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Speaker 2: It's like a lot of places would be able to $ 5, sometimes $ 10 minimum spend before you use your card. So if I'm a small business, I'm probably bringing that back.
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Speaker 1: Well, she said to him, do you have cash? And he goes, no, I do not. No one carries cash anymore. She said, well, there's an ATM just around the corner. And he said, okay, so if I go to the ATM, that's going to cost me $ 3 because that's what the local one costs because it's not aligned to our bank. So that will cost me $ 3 to get out my $ 1. 50 to hand over to you. None of it makes sense. So I'm not having a go at this woman. What I'm simply saying is the fact that the government has passed this surcharge onto businesses is having this kind of impact. Like people are going to have to start carrying cash again.
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Speaker 2: 100%. So let's put it out there. 132410, are you a small business that's been attacked by Greg Ottey? Are you a victim as well? Are you on his hit list?
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Speaker 1: Now, let's get back to the sex education part of the shopping story, right? So his other assignment the other night was I said to him, okay, it's that time of the month. I need you to go and get some tampons, please. And the look of horror, the sheer look of horror on his face, and it shouldn't be this way. It should not. And he said, well, you're going to have to send me a photo. And I was like, okay, sure. So I take a photo of the Libra regular. Send it to him. He comes back from the shops. And the outcome was not too dissimilar from this little Instagram clip that I found, Hazy.
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Speaker 5: Pads with.
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Speaker 3: Wings.
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Speaker 6: What did you get?
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Speaker 2: I said I needed pads with wings. That's what I got you.
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Speaker 5: No.
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Speaker 2: Pads.
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Speaker 5: No.
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Speaker 3: Listen.
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Speaker 1: Wings.
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Speaker 6: Honey, I said I need pads with wings, not pads with wings.
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Speaker 7: Wings.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I know.
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Speaker 7: I thought it was weird too.
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Speaker 3: I don't understand it.
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Speaker 2: This is why I don't go grocery shopping. Got a little pack of chicken wings there. Chicken wings on the bench.
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Speaker 1: I thought he took it too literally. That's all right.
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Speaker 2: I think it's a very innocent mistake.
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Speaker 1: So he puts it on the bench and proudly chucks on the kitchen bench pads.
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Speaker 2: I'll always try and go into bat for your husband, but even I can identify that. If it was purely like, just send me a photo of the exact ones you want, the exact ones. I understand that because you don't want to get it wrong. If you can't tell the difference between tampons and pads, come on, mate. You're not 12 anymore.
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Speaker 1: Also with four daughters in the house. Four daughters. Thank you. Four daughters in the house. And so he's put them down and I went, what is that? And he was like, he was genuinely disappointed. He's like, what have I done wrong? I'm like, I'm not a 15-year-old girl. They're pads. Like I'm not wearing them. No one, no woman ever.
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Speaker 3: And see on that picture that I sent you, Greg, where it clearly says tampons.
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Speaker 1: So the upshot of that is I, with my fresh spray tan, had to drive to the food park because it was late by this point and I've rocked up to the counter and yes, I encountered another boy. He was in his 20s. Spray tan me, passes over some tampons. And I had to call out the elephant in the room. I'm like, I'm so sorry. I just had a spray tan. I didn't plan on coming out of the house. And I've never seen a man look more uncomfortable in his life. He's this brown woman with tampons at my counter. And he's like, why do I work at a food park? For the love of God, get me out of here.
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Speaker 2: You should have asked him for some condoms as well. Shout out to all the useless partners out there. I feel you, mainly brothers.
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Speaker 1: Well done, guys. Useless partners in the wild. Let's talk about it. So we heard a little earlier this morning, I sent my husband in an emergency type situation down to the shops to get a certain feminine product. Oh, my God. He couldn't have messed it up more. Very similar to this guy on Instagram who went to the shops to get said product with wings and came back with product and also a packet of wings.
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Speaker 2: Bear in mind, this is so American, isn't it?
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Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
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Speaker 2: Chicken wings. Pfft.
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Speaker 8: With wings.
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Speaker 1: What did you get?
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Speaker 2: I said I needed pads with wings. That's what I got you.
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Speaker 1: No.
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Speaker 2: Pads.
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Speaker 1: No.
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Speaker 7: Listen.
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Speaker 1: Wings.
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Speaker 6: Honey, I said I need pads with wings, not pads with wings. Yeah, I know.
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Speaker 7: I thought it was weird too.
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Speaker 3: I don't understand it.
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Speaker 2: This is why I don't go grocery shopping. So he's like, yeah, okay. That time of month. You need some chicken wings.
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Speaker 8: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Okay, cool.
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Speaker 7: Cool.
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Speaker 2: Two for one.
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Speaker 1: But also the beautiful innocence of men, right? Where they're like, oh, yeah, no, I thought that was strange, but didn't think to ask the question.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Just came back with like air fry snacks.
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Speaker 3: What?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, because we feel like we know what you're talking about. Also, we don't want to get the whole... Oh, okay. Here's what I'm talking about.
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Speaker 1: Okay, stupid.
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Speaker 2: So we try and just get it done with at least fuss as possible.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. Are you that guy in the supermarket that will do a FaceTime or send pictures of said product?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I need the pictures. I need the pictures, the exact product, the weight of it as well. Do you know the last time I tried to cook, or one of the first times I tried to cook pancakes for the kids, I learned that, I didn't even, I didn't know that there was a difference in the flours, okay, in terms of the flour that you use to make pancakes. You've got plain flour, which I've since learned, and self-raising flour. For all the rookies out there, don't try and make pancakes with just normal flour because it ain't going to do much. Very flat pancakes.
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Speaker 1: They won't be fluffy.
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Speaker 2: I was like, what's the difference? And then Cara was like, oh my very goodness, that's a nick.
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Speaker 1: The difference is in the title. Self-raising. Do you want flat pancakes or do you want fluffy ones?
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Speaker 2: No, I want fluffy ones. Unfortunately, I had to learn the hard way. Didn't go to pancake school, Jodes.
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Speaker 1: No.
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Speaker 2: Well, I am friends with the king of pancakes, the pancake kitchen, Mitt Sarofsky, but he never told me that.
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Speaker 1: Well, he would never use plain flour in his pancakes, which are magnificent and tall and fluffy.
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Speaker 2: Because he's the king.
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Speaker 1: Exactly.
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Speaker 2: Danny, good morning. It's your partner, Dobby Min.
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Speaker 5: He just can't cook.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 5: Like, he will eat ice creams out of the.
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Speaker 2: Can I be honest with you? You can't cook either? No, I can't cook either. So just be patient with him. Just know that he really, really means well.
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Speaker 7: No, my daughter had to teach him how to cook a sunny side egg the other day.
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Speaker 5: Like he would go hungry.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: So Jenny, what happens if you have to go away or something?
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Speaker 5: Well, normally I just go to out and buy like lizard.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: Oh dear.
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Speaker 2: So that's what you do and you put that sort of stuff in the freezer.
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Speaker 8: Yeah.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: So I'll have a few. There's probably two or three, maybe just sort of little things in there that are ready to go. Okay. Just in case Cara can't cook or she's really, really busy.
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Speaker 8: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: But that's what we do. Otherwise, for most blokes, I would say the go-to is we can cook steak.
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Speaker 1: But do you think after 41 years on the planet, you could learn to cook? Just be self-sufficient?
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Speaker 2: Oh my God, you sound like Cara.
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Speaker 1: Vanessa, hello.
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Speaker 3: Hi, how are you going?
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Speaker 1: Hi, good, good. Oh, this is your mum and dad.
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Speaker 2: What happened?
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Speaker 3: It was my dad. It was about 30-odd years ago, and I'll never forget it. We were kids, and mum sent dad to the shop to get a sponge, and he came home with a sponge cake. I won't tell you what my mum said, but we thought it was pretty good because we got some cake.
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Speaker 2: That's a great result for the kids.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. Was he being ironic? Was he being funny, or he just genuinely?
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Speaker 3: No, he was just blatantly funny. stupid but anyway.
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Speaker 6: This is what we do this is what we do unfortunately oh dear all right much.
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Speaker 2: Like the pads and the wings yes you know you're so specific hey don't underestimate vanessa just how specific you need to be with the male race because exactly we're pretty.
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Speaker 1: Stupid hello hayley hello how are you hi good thank you all right this is your partner yes yes.
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Speaker 7: And he i do have to give the disclaimer he's not useless but on this occasion he was it was one of the very first times um We were sort of seeing each other initially and we were going to make an iced coffee at home, you know, an iced coffee. And I've come out to the kitchen and he's filled up two glasses basically just with hot water almost all the way to the top. And I looked at him like, what are you doing with that? And he's like, oh, I was wondering like how it was going to be an iced coffee. I was like, well, not three quarters. hot water to start with because it's no longer an iced coffee. And he's like, oh, yeah, I guess that's, yeah. Yes, he was confused and I was also wondering how that was going to be.
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Speaker 1: An iced coffee.
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Speaker 2: He was confused and you were also very disappointed.
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Speaker 8: Yes, yes.
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Speaker 7: But since, you know, eight years later, he now knows what to do in a lot of other ways as well.
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Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
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Speaker 7: Okay.
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Speaker 4: All right.
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Speaker 3: Nice.
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Speaker 2: Sure. That's good. Because we learn.
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Speaker 1: He's learned some skills.
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Speaker 2: We learn. That is the thing. Let's talk about... smacking your kids this is something which is very very thankfully much changed from generation to generation i'm.
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Speaker 1: Gonna throw a scenario at all the parents listening this morning and i just really would like you to think about how you would react in this scenario and if you think this mother's actions are okay okay so this is to be fair it's a made-up scenario An 11-year-old girl has her phone in her bedroom. It's past the agreed time where she should be putting it away and heading to sleep. The child refuses to hand over the phone and then swears at her parents, leading to her mother grabbing her hand forcefully and slapping her face. Where do we sit?
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Speaker 2: Slapping her face?
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Speaker 1: Slapping her face.
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Speaker 2: Like that sort of slap?
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Speaker 1: Okay, let's not minimize the importance of this conversation.
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Speaker 6: Sorry.
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Speaker 8: Sorry.
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Speaker 2: If I had my time again, I wouldn't have pressed that.
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Speaker 1: All right. So they interviewed 2,500 Aussies and they were asked if her response was adequate. 92% of respondents said grabbing the daughter's hand forcefully is not assault.
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Speaker 2: Not assault.
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Speaker 3: 92%.
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Speaker 1: 92%.
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Speaker 2: 78% said slapping a child on the.
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Speaker 1: Thigh, leaving no bruise is not assault. And 53% said slapping a child on the thigh and leaving a bruise is not assault. Your thoughts?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, we don't hit.
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Speaker 6: No.
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Speaker 1: No.
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Speaker 2: This must be said as well. 2,485 people were taken into account. Queenslanders.
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Speaker 6: Yes.
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Speaker 2: So this specifically happened in Queensland, the home of genuine fighting nectar. That is Bundaberg rum. I'm not sure if there's any links to that. But that seems unbelievably high, doesn't it? To slap a child in the face?
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Speaker 1: Slap a child in the face.
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Speaker 2: 92% of respondents said grabbing a daughter's hand forcefully is not an assault. Sorry, 78% said slapping a child is not assault.
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Speaker 1: On the thigh. So is there a difference between slapping them on the face and on the thigh?
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Speaker 2: Well, there probably is, yes. Because now we could probably go around the grounds. I got smacked as a kid. Never in the face.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: And not really on the thigh, I don't think. It was always on the bum.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 8: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, there was a lot of bum slapping not in a good way in my house.
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Speaker 2: I'm not sure when it finished too. I must have been quite young when it happened. I must have been mid-primary school when maybe it stopped.
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Speaker 1: Without giving TMI, so this was never my mum who was the slapper. Mum was the reasonable person in the house, but my dad, it was almost like a ritual. You knew it was coming. It was almost like you had to prepare yourself.
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Speaker 2: Well, we got the same thing, but it never hurt.
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Speaker 3: Oh.
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Speaker 2: So you had to pretend it hurt and you got the message.
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Speaker 1: Right.
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Speaker 2: Okay.
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Speaker 1: That's interesting. Bit of role play.
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Speaker 2: Well, it was almost like, yeah, we get the message.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: And I feel like that would slap us quite rarely.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: But I do remember there was one time where I had a friend over and we were blowing up water balloons, but not putting water and blowing up. So they're like mini balloons.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: And we were stuffing around. It was late at night and we had them all over ourselves. And I had two in my undies in my bum.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, right.
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Speaker 2: And Dad smacked me. Yeah. And it went bang. So Dad smacked me and it went... Whoa. And I still remember the look on his face.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Because he thought that he'd... He must have thought that he'd broken my pelvis or something. And then there was a pause. And then I couldn't contain it anymore and started laughing.
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Speaker 5: Uh-oh.
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Speaker 2: And then he was rattled and was basically like, oh, gosh.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: I'm not sure what just happened. Now I realize what's happened. Go to bed.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: And that might have been my last slap.
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Speaker 1: Can I very shamefully admit that... I have slapped my kids on the leg if they've gone way, way, way, way too far. And it can sometimes be reactionary, like if they've hurt one of their siblings, that's normally when I'll just give them, okay, that's enough. But I think in that moment you're not in control, which is so regrettable, and afterwards you always feel horrific afterwards. But I think there is a vast difference between giving your kid a little tap on the leg as opposed to say that is way too far and way over the line. And the difference between rational people and irrational people is when they keep going with that physical abuse. And there's, you know, all parents lose it. We're human beings. You lose your temper. And I think in an ideal perfect world, there would never be physical violence in your home. But I think sometimes parents, they do do it. And that's the reality. It's a lot better now. But the problem is in this country at the moment, we have a huge problem with domestic violence in the home. So, yeah, as I say, in an ideal world, no one's hitting anyone. But I don't know.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, there you go. Jones, riddle me this. How come your brain, which is just so complicated and quite magnificent in everything that it can achieve– How come it lets you down sometimes in the most precise moments when you need one small little piece of information, which you would get 999 times out of 1,000?
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Speaker 1: Crucial moments where, and there's quite often been a big buildup where you're like, okay, don't fail me now, grey matter. Please don't.
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Speaker 2: It's names, man.
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Speaker 1: Because this is super important. And then the panic sets in and you're like, where is it?
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Speaker 4: Where is it?
00:15:54
Speaker 1: And you're looking at your brain, you're going, where is it? Give it to me.
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Speaker 2: Give me something.
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Speaker 1: Give it to me now.
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Speaker 2: Brian's like, no.
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Speaker 3: No.
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Speaker 2: Okay, don't talk to me like that. I'm out of here.
00:16:02
Speaker 1: Don't make demands of me on the spot.
00:16:04
Speaker 2: I'm going to desert you when you need me the most.
00:16:06
Speaker 1: So this clip is going viral online at the moment, and it's a poor, poor host over in South Africa who was introducing a couple of fellow commentators, and she looked at our boy Mark Howard, and for reasons known only to the commentary gods, His name didn't enter her brain.
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Speaker 2: So clearly, so this is obviously a South African broadcast.
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Speaker 6: Yes.
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Speaker 2: And Mark Howard has jumped in.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: So they've been like, and it may be behind the scenes. It was a last minute thing. So like, all right, let's have a chat and let's sort of, a bit of a crossover, be nice and fun.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
00:16:41
Speaker 2: So who won't ask? And if you see the vision as well, I'm like, oh gosh, at worst, maybe Mark Howard could have been written down in front of her.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
00:16:49
Speaker 2: Where she could look at it and people were like, oh, well, that's okay, forgive her. Instead, this is what came out during the introduction. And I am in some good company.
00:16:57
Speaker 6: I've got Kaya Zondo and the Australian man.
00:17:01
Speaker 2: Good to have you join us. The Australian man, which is technically accurate.
00:17:07
Speaker 1: Oh, I actually feel so sorry for her because it's one of those situations where she's clearly looked at him and gone, oh, God. I've completely and utterly forgotten this man's name on live television.
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Speaker 2: Why does it happen? And sometimes it happens to people who, I mean, that's obviously a situation where she's like, well, I've just met this man. Yeah. I know nothing about him. I've got to remember his name. Now I can't remember. Sometimes it happens on camera to people who are very, very good friends.
00:17:34
Speaker 4: Yes.
00:17:34
Speaker 2: Famously. We've played this a couple of times. There's some interaction between Jane Doyle, of course, Channel 7 News royalty, and Amelia Mulcahy back in the day. And I can tell you, they're friends.
00:17:47
Speaker 1: Yes.
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Speaker 2: Like, they're tight.
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Speaker 6: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: And obviously, Amelia has crossed back to Jane, and Jane's had one of those moments where her brain's gone, sorry, don't know that person.
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Speaker 3: Just 16 degrees, the forecast top for Adelaide. That's around eight below average for this time of year.
00:18:01
Speaker 1: So grab that brolly tomorrow.
00:18:04
Speaker 2: Will do. Thanks, champ. So Jane's brain, which is very, very smart, has said, look, I'm not going to give you the name, but I'll give you this, all right? Call it champ.
00:18:16
Speaker 1: Yeah, why not? If all else fails. But the thing that's so funny about that is Jane Doyle is immaculate.
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Speaker 5: Oh.
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Speaker 1: Like she's the absolute Doyen of news.
00:18:26
Speaker 5: Yes.
00:18:26
Speaker 2: 100% of the time, except for that one time, always use the most proper and excellent words.
00:18:31
Speaker 1: Can you remember that time? And I'm still, when I think about it, I just like, I get flushed and I feel red because it was before, was it the last, it must've.
00:18:43
Speaker 2: Been the last federal election. Yeah, I know what you're talking about.
00:18:45
Speaker 1: Oh gosh.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
00:18:46
Speaker 1: And so just to give you a bit of background, they came to us and said, with 10 minutes to go, the Prime Minister is in the building. He's been upstairs at 5AA. Would you guys like to have a chat with him? Yeah. And we, of course, went, yes.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, definitely.
00:19:00
Speaker 1: Bring Albo in. So we did the interview with Albo and then … And just after he left, can you remember, they said, actually, we've got the opposition leader as well.
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Speaker 2: He was literally at the door. We're like, is that Buddy Peter Dunn?
00:19:13
Speaker 5: Yes.
00:19:14
Speaker 2: And I'm like, does he want to chat? And we're like, oh, okay. And you and me, Jodes. And particularly, I mean, I really ship this situation. I was like, well, Jodes, you're the super intelligent one in this space. You handle all the introductions.
00:19:26
Speaker 1: You do the introduction. And so in that moment, I've gone, and of course, ahead of the election, joining us now is the federal leader of the opposition, Braine. Nothing for you.
00:19:37
Speaker 2: And this is what it sounded like. You ready? That.
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Speaker 3: That.
00:19:42
Speaker 1: And you insisted on playing back over and over again. But how long was the delay? I reckon there was three, four where I ummed and ahed and fumbled. and tied up my shoelaces and all sorts.
00:19:52
Speaker 2: It was enough. It was absolutely enough that he knew what.
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Speaker 1: Was going on. He knew. He 100% knew. Didn't want to jump in and help me out either. Didn't want to go, Peter.
00:20:01
Speaker 2: Do you know what, Jodes?
00:20:02
Speaker 7: What?
00:20:02
Speaker 2: You want to relive it? No. I think we should. I think we should.
00:20:06
Speaker 1: We have. The leader of the opposition. Peter Dutton in the studio with us. And, Peter, sorry, that was a real quick turnaround from the Prime Minister to you, so I'm a little runny.
00:20:16
Speaker 8: Oh, my God.
00:20:18
Speaker 2: Oh, my gosh.
00:20:20
Speaker 1: Oh, that is so mortifying.
00:20:23
Speaker 2: Oh, and it was awkward enough. That was before you forgot his name.
00:20:26
Speaker 6: Yeah.
00:20:27
Speaker 3: Beautiful.
00:20:28
Speaker 2: Okay.
00:20:28
Speaker 1: Lucky you jumped in and asked him some super intelligent questions about, you know, the economy, et cetera, et cetera.
00:20:35
Speaker 2: Do you know what, from that as well, he walks away from the chat being like, lovely lady, that bloke's an idiot, so don't worry about it.
00:20:41
Speaker 6: $ 7.
00:20:41
Speaker 2: 49 on Nova. 250 bucks up for grabs.
00:20:45
Speaker 5: We start again.
00:20:46
Speaker 1: Can we just say.
00:20:46
Speaker 8: Respectfully, yesterday, Fitzy, you were defeated.
00:20:48
Speaker 2: How would you describe this?
00:20:50
Speaker 1: I mean, you lost a boxing match and you were fighting someone with no arms.
00:21:13
Speaker 8: It was– I love Julian Woodcroft. We joked about how I went to Wurrianda. She went to Ocean View out the other side of town. And let's just say our high school's really shone out yesterday.
00:21:26
Speaker 1: Yeah.
00:21:26
Speaker 8: Because it was an absolute dog's breakfast. It was like just throwing a turd against a wall and sitting back and going, what happened there?
00:21:36
Speaker 1: Can I just say in terms of gone in 50 seconds, it was, I reckon, the smallest amount of questions ever asked because all of them were so frightfully wrong and you took up so much time.
00:21:47
Speaker 2: I got a few right. I got a few right. I don't think Julie got one right.
00:21:52
Speaker 8: No.
00:21:52
Speaker 2: And she won. That's the thing, isn't it? There has to be a winner. And sometimes you can just be delightfully not wrong, wrong at the right time.
00:22:00
Speaker 1: I'm very underwhelmed. Okay. Let's go to Jackie at Westlake Shore. Jackie, things can only look up from yesterday. I promise you that, my love. How are you?
00:22:08
Speaker 8: I'm good.
00:22:09
Speaker 3: How are you?
00:22:09
Speaker 1: Good, good. Say good morning to Fitzy, who's in awful form.
00:22:13
Speaker 8: Morning, Fitzy. Jack, Jack, Jackie, great song. Do the girls do that when you go out?
00:22:19
Speaker 2: No.
00:22:21
Speaker 3: Yes, it goes crazy.
00:22:23
Speaker 7: I don't like it, but it goes crazy.
00:22:26
Speaker 2: Good luck, Jack.
00:22:27
Speaker 1: What a curse having a very famous song named after you, I would imagine.
00:22:30
Speaker 2: Who sang that song? No idea. No idea.
00:22:35
Speaker 8: Is it in the system, Hazy?
00:22:37
Speaker 2: We should have it. Oh, no, he's gone to his phone. This is a disaster. No, because it's not Jack, Jack, Jack.
00:22:43
Speaker 1: Is it BZ featuring Joanne?
00:22:45
Speaker 2: That's it. Oh, Joanne.
00:22:47
Speaker 8: That was Joanne. Where is she now, Joanne?
00:22:51
Speaker 5: No one knows.
00:22:53
Speaker 1: Have you ever had a song named after you, Hazy? Like a song about Andrews?
00:22:58
Speaker 2: No, there's not a lot of famous Andrews getting around.
00:23:00
Speaker 1: No.
00:23:01
Speaker 2: Prince Andrew. Prince Andrew, yeah, we're very proud of him.
00:23:04
Speaker 8: What about the Hazy Shade of Winter?
00:23:07
Speaker 2: Oh, yes, Rizzi. Yes, yes, that's not bad. Was that the Mamas and the Papas?
00:23:13
Speaker 1: No. The closest thing I've come is my middle name's Colette and Colette sang Ring My Bell. Ring My Bell. Remember that?
00:23:20
Speaker 8: Yes.
00:23:21
Speaker 2: This is an amazing chat, but let's get to the game.
00:23:25
Speaker 1: Hazy shade of winter was the Bengals, everyone.
00:23:29
Speaker 2: No, I think there was an original before that. I think they did a cover.
00:23:33
Speaker 1: Look around. Leaves are brown and the sky is a hazy shade of winter.
00:23:39
Speaker 2: That's good. That's good. That's good. Okay, over to Fitzy. You will not get a ticket to Hollywood.
00:23:52
Speaker 5: All right.
00:23:52
Speaker 1: Sorry, Jackie. Let's rip in. Okay. 60 seconds on the clock. You just need to have the power at the end of it, okay?
00:23:58
Speaker 5: Okay.
00:23:59
Speaker 1: We'll start with you.
00:23:59
Speaker 2: Here we.
00:24:01
Speaker 5: Go.
00:24:02
Speaker 1: A common saying for getting married is walking down the what?
00:24:05
Speaker 3: Aisle.
00:24:06
Speaker 1: Yes. Edam, gouda and cheddar are all types of what food?
00:24:10
Speaker 7: Jesus.
00:24:11
Speaker 5: Yes. Jesus.
00:24:14
Speaker 1: Okay, who won this year's AFL Grand Final?
00:24:19
Speaker 7: Brisbane.
00:24:19
Speaker 3: Yes.
00:24:20
Speaker 1: What type of dangerous marine animal is the Irukundji? Pass. It's a jellyfish. Fitzy, according to Fleetwood Mac's song Dreams, what only happens when it's raining?
00:24:32
Speaker 8: Thunder.
00:24:33
Speaker 1: Yes. Taste the rainbow is a slogan for what lollies? Skittles or M & M' s? It's Skittles. Complete the famous fairy tale line, Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your what?
00:24:43
Speaker 8: Let down your hair.
00:24:44
Speaker 2: Yes.
00:24:44
Speaker 1: The two chromosomes that determine the sex of a human are what letters of the alphabet? X and Y.
00:24:50
Speaker 3: Yes.
00:24:50
Speaker 1: Which native Australian animal has suffered an epidemic of chlamydia amongst its population?
00:24:56
Speaker 2: Koalas.
00:24:57
Speaker 1: Yes. Math time. What is nine times six?
00:25:00
Speaker 2: It's 54. Oh, it doesn't matter.
00:25:04
Speaker 8: Oh, no, she lost, mate.
00:25:11
Speaker 2: She lost. She can't play it.
00:25:14
Speaker 7: She lost.
00:25:17
Speaker 2: We're back, we're back. Thanks for playing, Jackie.
00:25:20
Speaker 7: Thank you.
00:25:21
Speaker 1: Jackie, did I say the jellyfish? That was the Irukunda.
00:25:25
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd never heard of it. No, the Irukunda he plays for the Socceroos.
00:25:30
Speaker 3: Yes.
00:25:33
Speaker 2: Expensive transfer fee for the jellyfish.
00:25:38
Speaker 8: I mean, I'd love a jellyfish bang for the socceroos.
00:25:42
Speaker 6: Oh, man.
00:25:43
Speaker 2: Good stuff. All right. $ 500 up for grabs when Gorn in 50 Seconds returns, if you don't mind. Oh, Jackie is so sick of it.
00:26:00
Speaker 1: Jodie and Hazy's Venting Vendors Day. Two words for you. Misery porn. Okay, do you know what misery porn is?
00:26:11
Speaker 2: No. Am I in trouble? What's happened here?
00:26:13
Speaker 1: No. So it's shows that you watch. that make you so sad, like so, so miserable and depressed, but you can't stop watching it. It's almost like a good feeling to sob your heart out, watching something to make you feel like you're empty inside, but you can't stop. So my misery porn this week has been East of Eden. Now I'm, I understand that a lot of people haven't watched it, but it's like number two series on Netflix at the moment. And I'm going to, play you the trailer and the trailer gives you a really good sense of how intense it is and what it's about.
00:26:50
Speaker 6: Okay can you tell me your name you may call me kathy.
00:27:01
Speaker 4: You've hardly left this room and still you brighten the whole house you're so kind to me.
00:27:08
Speaker 1: Yes, he is kind to you, Kathy. He's so kind to you, but you are evil to the core.
00:27:15
Speaker 2: Sort of feels like a lot of sort of big pauses and intense piano music with some pretty monotone, real flat sort of. Scripting there. But I don't know, Jo. It's just a first glimpse at it. First glimpse at it.
00:27:26
Speaker 1: Exactly right. And it hooks you in and you find yourself on the couch for hours and hours thinking, can something please go right? Because I'm just crying. I'm just crying the whole time at how this family who don't deserve to be miserable at the hands of Kathy are miserable.
00:27:42
Speaker 2: Why do you put yourself through it then?
00:27:43
Speaker 1: I don't know.
00:27:44
Speaker 2: People get addicted to this so-called misery point.
00:27:46
Speaker 1: I got addicted so bad this week. Guess when I watched the final 15 minutes of the last episode? Three o'clock this morning I got up and watched it because I needed to know what happened. And how did it leave me? Heading into my day and into my morning just sad.
00:28:02
Speaker 2: And apparently angry.
00:28:04
Speaker 1: And angry.
00:28:05
Speaker 2: Okay.
00:28:06
Speaker 1: And upset and all the things. And now what I've been doing unbeknownst to you two all morning is Googling the final episode of What It All Meant. There is a word.
00:28:15
Speaker 2: You're not locked into the show?
00:28:16
Speaker 3: What?
00:28:16
Speaker 2: That's crazy.
00:28:18
Speaker 1: Okay.
00:28:19
Speaker 5: What?
00:28:20
Speaker 2: You're not fully invested.
00:28:20
Speaker 1: Unbelievable.
00:28:21
Speaker 5: Thank God you said it.
00:28:22
Speaker 1: Do you know what it's like? It's like for anyone who's watched The Handmaid's Tale. Again, another show. Great, entertaining, brilliant cinema. Dramatic, all the things, but God, it leaves you feeling depressed.
00:28:36
Speaker 2: Yeah, my wife watches The Handmaid's Tale. She really, really sort of lived to it to the point where like, oh, tomorrow at blah, blah, blah, the next episode drops. Yeah. That's how aggressive she was into it.
00:28:44
Speaker 1: Yeah, right. And also, was she walking around the house in some sort of maroon outfit and a white headpiece?
00:28:49
Speaker 2: I saw some of the scenes in there and they look very traumatic.
00:28:52
Speaker 1: It's a lot. Anyway. Hello, Lauren. What's bothering you? How's it going? Good, thank you.
00:28:59
Speaker 5: Yeah, so I work in a corporate building and it absolutely grinds my gears that every morning people are stupid enough to not notice that they need to wait for people to get out of the elevator before they try and get in. Yes.
00:29:16
Speaker 2: Good call, Lauren. That is a big thing. You've got to wait.
00:29:19
Speaker 3: Yeah.
00:29:20
Speaker 2: You can't fill the elevator up to its brim.
00:29:22
Speaker 3: I can't.
00:29:23
Speaker 4: I do not understand for the life of me why people can't just wait the extra 35 seconds for people to get out, and then we're all not 15 minutes late because 10 people.
00:29:34
Speaker 5: Are trying to squeeze in while 20 people are trying to get out. Like, it just drives me nuts.
00:29:40
Speaker 2: It's pretty basic, isn't it?
00:29:41
Speaker 8: Every morning.
00:29:41
Speaker 2: You can probably throw in as well, which I reckon it's an East thing versus South Australian thing. It's the first thing I noticed when I moved down here. Maybe because it's more congested in the east. When you're on an escalator, particularly when you're going up, you've got to go to the left, man. You've got to keep to the left. So there's a space. You get that right, Lauren. So there's a space you can pass if you're in a rush. Why don't we do that much in SA?
00:30:00
Speaker 3: Yeah. I don't know.
00:30:01
Speaker 4: I just, yeah, but every morning, like it's without fail. I could literally count on a couple of fingers the amount of times people have actually left enough space and been like.
00:30:11
Speaker 3: Oh, good on you.
00:30:12
Speaker 4: But it just doesn't happen every morning.
00:30:15
Speaker 1: Lauren, the same thing happens at the gym when there's like a Pilates class or something and everyone's piling out of the Pilates class and other people who want to get their spot that they're heavily invested in will try and pile in before everyone's come out. You know what I mean? It's just courtesy, isn't it, Lauren?
00:30:29
Speaker 2: There you go. Hey, good call there, Lauren. Good vent.
00:30:32
Speaker 3: Yeah.
00:30:32
Speaker 2: Have you got a specific spot for Pilates that people like to get?
00:30:36
Speaker 1: Some people like to do the same spot or have the same reformer each and every time.
00:30:40
Speaker 2: What's a reformer? The mat?
00:30:42
Speaker 1: No, the reformer's the machine.
00:30:43
Speaker 2: Oh, the machine, right.
00:30:44
Speaker 1: With the pulleys and the, yeah, that goes zing, zing. That would kill you, that class, by the way.
00:30:48
Speaker 2: I know, it would.
00:30:49
Speaker 1: You would not cope.
00:30:50
Speaker 2: I'm already aware.
00:30:50
Speaker 1: The man can run 20 kilometres, but I want to whack you on a reformer one day just to see the pain.
00:30:55
Speaker 2: Testing muscles that I didn't know even existed.
00:30:57
Speaker 1: No, true.
00:30:58
Speaker 2: Good stuff.
