XD's Personal Hell

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It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in the dark.
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Under the moonlight, see a sight that almost stops your heart.
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You try to scream, but terror takes a stop before
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you make it.
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You start to.
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Freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes.
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You're paralyzed.
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This is thriller, baby. Thriller night. No one's going to
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save you from the beast about to strike, girl. The American. Whoa, ha. Whoa, ha.
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Whoa-ha, whoa-ha, whoa-ha.
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Hey everybody, welcome back to the Blackest Show About Nothing.
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It's Jade and XD.
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Yes, it's Shibami. On the ones and twos.
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Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. It is old Hallow's Eve.
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Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
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What are you going as? Oh, well, we'll get to that.
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How are you? Um, you know, I'm pretty okay. I
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know we're about to enter... A season where the planets
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are fuckniggin' for real, for real. Oh, we're already there.
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What you mean? But, you know, I'm just saying, I
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feel armored and I feel prayed up. You know what
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I mean? And so I feel, you know, I feel good.
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I feel good. How are you? How are things?
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No, Mercury's in Bootsy Fade.
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Lemonade.
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We've been in a retrograde since the 24th of October,
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just so you know. And, you know, there's always a
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shadow before, and then we're going to go until the 13th.
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And there's going to be a shadow after.
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Yeah.
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That explains why I'm broke. Oh, my God.
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But you're not broken spirit.
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Yes, as a man. How are you not broken spirit?
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You're broken spirit. Never mind. Broken, broken. I'm not afraid
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to admit as a content creator, we're talking about transparency.
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Before we get to that, you know what I'm sick of?
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I don't know if my friends do this on the
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internet too, who are content creators. They will share how
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much they made on the internet that month. And they're like,
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total transparency. Hell no, I'm not telling y'all that. For what?
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You know, there's got to be a.
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We here at JXD preach a healthy level of shame.
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Speaking of healthy level of shame, y'all.
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Just be getting on the internet and saying anything, and
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you think niggas don't see.
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You, I guess, maybe?
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But y'all really be getting your black asses up on
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these comment sections just saying any the fuck thing, huh?
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Yeah, you do that?
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Niggas see you, and niggas might see you. So relax.
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Mm-hmm.
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I did my first block. Normally, I don't pay enough attention.
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Well, I don't usually see stuff. But somebody was being
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fucking funny. They thought they was being funny.
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I don't know. I don't know.
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They thought they was being cute. And I was like,
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you know what? I'm not even going to give you
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the dignity of asking you what's so fucking funny. So
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I'm just going to block you. And you can go
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on about your business. Because don't follow me on no
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weird shit. Don't follow me. Don't want to be. I'm
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not here to be a famous person. I've never vied
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to be famous. That's not my goal in life. And
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that is not shade if that is your goal. The
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side to that is, yeah, I don't want to be famous.
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I have no desire to be famous. So you can
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keep that weird shit over there. Because I'd be on
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the train. You know what I'm saying? I'd be on
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the train. I'd be around. You can say whatever you
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need to say to me. But what are y'all going
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to say? I don't like your voice. I thought you
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looked like a.
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I don't know. I don't know what y'all are going
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to fucking say. But say it to me. I don't
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do weird shit on the internet. That's not how I
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operate in this life. All right? Anyway. T.
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Um... But yeah, there's got to be a level of
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opacity on the internet.
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I get it from the standpoint of like, this is
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what's possible. You know what I'm saying?
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It's just not how I choose to operate because I'm
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an elder millennial and I have a boomer level of shame.
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Well, that and it's not going to be the same
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for everybody, right? Like, even if it is a possibility model,
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their shit may not ever get to that.
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Yeah.
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You know what I mean? Like, I don't want to,
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you know, stomp on anybody's dreams, which is why I
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always tell people, like, do this because this is something
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you truly want to do. And perhaps the money will
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come later.
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Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm.
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We got to get back to the renaissance of things, y'all.
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We have to realize that, you know what I'm saying?
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We are in perilous times. And that's when you really
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have to tap into your joy and your love. And
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I know that sounds so, you know, I don't mean
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to be Miss Rachel about it. You know, I love
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her so much. That's not shade. I love Miss Rachel.
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Miss Rachel is necessary. And that's what I'm trying to
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tell you.
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No, don't.
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You start your nasty shit. I saw that. Don't you see?
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You leave Miss Rachel alone. You leave that lady alone.
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But you do have to tap into your joy and
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the love of why you want to do things. You
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know what I'm saying? I know we have to sustain ourselves,
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so you have to do a both in. When we
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started this shit, we enjoyed it. I'm not saying we.
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Hate it now. I love it more now than ever.
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Yeah, but when we started it, we had jobs. You
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know what I'm saying? And we did it for the love.
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And eventually it was like, okay, well, this has now
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become a career that I love or a job that
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I love. And it leads to other opportunities to do
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other things that I love. But you really got to
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ground yourself in what you want to do and do
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it the way that you want to do it. Otherwise,
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it's going to be a rat race all the time.
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Yeah, yeah. But anyway, I'm broke, so how are you?
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That is spirited. And I say that because, you know,
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and I know we're going to talk about voting at
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some point, but it's just, shit is just expensive for
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no reason. For no fucking reason. Like, bro. What do
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you mean, bro?
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She's a cheaper than ever.
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I find myself I find myself getting store brands more
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and more for things that I didn't think I would.
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It's gotten to the point where I like food content anyway,
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so I'll go on YouTube and see what they'll rank.
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Or like on America's Test Kitchen, they'll rank like store
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items and they'd be like, which one works? And they'll
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be like, oh, this store brand is actually number two
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on our list. I'd be like, well, gotcha. I'm about
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to go get their number two sauce or whatever the fuck.
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And it turns out it's delicious. But I'm also just
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realizing like, you know, just regular basic shit like deodorant, right?
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Deodorant is so expensive. It's so expensive to not be funky.
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Nigga, the honeypot coochie wash, $ 13, nigga!
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$ 13! All just because you want to keep your coochie clean. Like,
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that's so... Like, you know what I mean? Like, bathing
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is becoming a luxury.
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It's a self-cleaning vessel. I get that.
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But you also got to take a shower. And I
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use me the Sensitive Honey Pot Coochie Wash. Not that
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Summer's Eve mess. I can't fool with that.
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Really, actually, my.
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Backup is the Honey Pot Sensitive Coochie Wash. My first
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is the Dr.
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Every Woman.
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Intimate bar okay so if y'all are really let me
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just hit you to the t real quick if y'all
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are really looking to make sure that you know they
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are clean and pristine because coochies are non-binary because so
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many people.
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Have coochies um yeah so you know what i'm saying
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but you want to make.
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Sure that the ph stays in balance you know what
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i'm saying the coochie's grounded Go to Dr.
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Wendy.
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She's been getting grown numerous times. Her brand is Dr.
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Every Woman.
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She got period panties. She got boxers for everybody. That's
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not what they're called, but it's like a variation.
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Of that name.
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She's got this intimate bar, which is fantastic. I suggest
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you stock up on a couple of them, which is
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why the Honey Pot Coochie Wash is my backup.
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$ 13 a bottle.
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Insanity!
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And then she's got a five-way mirror. So you can
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spread it. And you can look at your vagina from
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five different angles.
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Oh, and she's got a bomb in Gilead. That's not
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what that's what I call it. And I think Dr.
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Whitney just rolls with it. But she got a she
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got a bomb.
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It's an intimate bomb you know what I'm saying glide
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you know what I'm saying.
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You know slip and slide.
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90s oh for fun and frolic yeah nigga.
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Yes for fun frolic and fancy.
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Oh you know this is the type of vulnerability I'm
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talking about you know this is what we share I
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don't need to know how much you've made on TikTok this.
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Month yeah this is what I do with my coochie.
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Yeah. That's valuable information. That's narratives that we can take
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across the land and apply. You know what I mean?
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Oh, I also have to do a retraction of laughter
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on this show from many moons ago.
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Oh, why so come?
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Well, you presented to me reusable pads, which is so
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crazy that you're the one who told me about those.
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And You know, I was initially disgusted. And then, you know,
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upon further, you know, conversation.
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Thought, et cetera, et cetera.
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It's actually not bad because now I use the period
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panties and those are fan-fucking-tastic. So I understand because as
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we talk about, no, I use Dr.
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Wendy's period panties.
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Oh, okay. Wonderful.
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And then my backup, I got some Hanes. Hanes makes them, too.
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Well, I'm just saying, like, if people can't get access
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to Dr.
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Wendy's, I'll put Dr.
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Wendy's info in the description box. Everybody should have that information.
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We might have a little discount code, too. I need
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to double check if it's getting grown. If there is,
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it will be there in the description box.
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Make sure you look.
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Yeah. No, that's super important.
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I definitely recommend her product. She's got boxers for everybody.
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Slip and Slide, Glide, Bomb and Gilead, Five Wake, Coochie,
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or maybe Taint Mirror.
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You know what I'm saying?
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Y'all are not above having to bend over, spread your
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butt cheeks and cough and look and see what's going on.
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You know what I'm saying?
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You know, we're going to have a... We should have Dr.
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Wendy here. I need to find a male doctor. Or
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a doctor who... work specifically for people who have penises. Yeah.
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So we can end our chode and, and taint debate, right? Chode,
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what are we?
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You know, in comedy, you know, callbacks are usually a
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good time. Today, not so much.
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That's not my Steve's. That's not my Steve's, nigga. I'm
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here to ruin days.
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So, I forgot to mention this months ago. But I
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want to shout out a podcast, something like Church. It
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was one of the first podcasts I consulted on. And
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they're award-winning now. Oh, that's incredible. They got awarded... uh,
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for like best gospel podcast in their region in North Carolina.
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So that was pretty cool. You know, so hire me guys. But, uh,
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but it's more so like, it's really good that, uh,
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someone who really stuck to it. Yeah.
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Consistency.
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Consistency and stuck to it. And she does lives. Sonia
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does lives and all that stuff on her own. And,
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and stuff, and she really rocks and shines, so congrats
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to her.
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Congratulations. Yeah, that is really, really dope. I'm really happy
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for you all.
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I'm trying to think, what else happened this week? Yeah,
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what did I do?
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Oh, Noah, it's been endless, endless, endless open houses, I
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told you. And I'll just be in there like, how
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am I in here as a parent? You know what
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I'm saying, too? A nigga going to high school, like,
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what is that? This world, the time is not real.
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You know, like, most of Noah's life has been documented
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on this podcast. Oh, that's scary. You're like a YouTube mom.
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But I'm not. I never used her to make content,
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if you notice.
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Well, it's a lie.
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We did make one video.
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We did.
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Early on.
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Early on.
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That's before we knew, though.
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When I started realizing, I was like, oh, y'all made
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your kids got jobs.
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Yeah.
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I was like, I'm chilling.
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You ain't got to do nothing, girl. Which she said,
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I don't want to film. I want to go to
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the park. Okay. Sure.
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And we did what she wanted to do. Because Noah
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does what she wants to do.
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Um but yeah we get so I'm trying to talk
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her into a fire audition piece so I'm like Noah
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like we can really get and I don't want to
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ever I don't want to make her do anything I
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want her to do right but I'm like I just
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want you to think outside the box right I was
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like you love the.
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Thong song you sing it all the time you could
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do a piece to the.
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Thong song if you wanted to I was like Anita Baker.
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You could do a piece to Anita Baker. You could
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do Alexander O'Neill. She loves singing Sunshine. That's her jam. Okay?
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So, I'm trying to steer her away from the KJ
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and pop.
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Whatever they did in like... Oh, you don't want her
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to dance to Golden? I prefer.
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You know what I'm saying? Be real black for me.
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And that's a fact. I need you to go in
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here and tell the people who you are. You know
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what I'm saying? Hell, do a ballet piece to a
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Soca song. Nigga, I bet it ain't been seen like that.
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You know what I'm saying?
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So.
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She, I want, I just told, I just was like,
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I don't want you to limit yourself and think that
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you just have to do a classical music ballet piece.
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You can do a ballet piece to anything. It's really
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about the movement and the versatility of it. And Kia
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put me on, nigga, I'm trying to go see the
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Alvin Ailey, Luther Vandross show. Like, yes, they're doing, excuse me.
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They're doing a tribute to our guide.
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Yes.
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Vendross is one of our guides.
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Yeah, every day. Order my steps in your word, Luther.
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Yeah. Have we ever officially figured out all of the
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guides for Jaden XD?
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No, we haven't. Dead or Alive? No, we did have
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an episode. I feel like we did have an episode.
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No, I think we talked about Mother God. Mother God.
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But I don't... But I feel like that was in
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tandem with... But okay, we could... Yeah, we should list those. Like, Bokeem, Luther... Aretha.
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Because we do dabble in that level of hate. And
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we're very particular about the way we travel.
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Yeah. And preferred cash. Exactly.
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I knew he was going to call me at the
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wrong time. I'll call him back, my dad. You know,
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my dad's been shug-knighting my phone since I had a phone.
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He's always been shug-knighting. When they used to have a
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house phone, it used to be death row.
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That's so funny. I don't think I've ever given my mother...
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My grandmother, I always called her G, so it would
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just be G in my phone. But other than that,
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my mom, it's always my mom.
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You called your grandma G? That is so you.
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My mom. Because, you know, I love shortening things. I've
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always shortened things in life. So, like, even in high school,
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I took French, and we had Madame Guerrero. And so she...
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me being very gay in high school, I would just
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shorten it to M. So they'd be like, hey, M.
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And so my friends just started calling her M. And
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she'd be like, no, no, no, send it back. And
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I'm like, okay. yeah and so like in my yearbook
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she signs uh madame guerrero signs it oh i live.
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That's funny she loved that shit too yeah she was
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talking about your little.
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Ass when she went home for sure but she loved it.
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My listen the way to win over women no shade
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talk to them like drag queens I know I.
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Know but don't go that don't apply to you white gays.
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Don't do too much Like, wait, hold on.
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We got to put up the fence.
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Yeah. Astrid, Astrid, Astrid, Astrid. Little cross thing. The little foot,
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little cross.
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Don't forget that motherfucker from my class who.
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Tried to out-marginalize me.
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Right. God, don't try to oppress me, nigga. I'm a
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black woman. I am Panini. So... Yeah. Hear me roar.
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What else happened this week? I don't know, but.
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Oh!
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Hmm.
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I went outside.
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Again?
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I hung out. Yeah, I hung out with some folks. Women.
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Um.
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I don't think I'm going to hang out with gays
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ever again. I, I had a time. I had a way.
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It was great. Yeah.
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We're the best.
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We are. Yeah. It was the two black women. Shout
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out to Carla. And we, we just had a way. Dang.
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And we, we, I also like hanging out with people
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who enjoy being um, like the finer thing. Well, not
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like basically they were like, Oh, we're not. Yeah. Things were,
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we were high on the hog and it was, it
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was a time.
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And Kia and I talk about it all the time.
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Y'all like to order the whole menu, which is crazy.
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Every single dish, unless it just is not hitting like that.
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And I always ask the server, I'm like, is this
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necessary or no? And when they get into the groove,
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you know what I'm saying? When they start riding the
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wave with us and realize like, Oh, these bitches are,
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They just want to know if it's good. Then they'll
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tell us, yeah, no, yeah, no, an absolute must.
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You can leave that to the side.
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But we're going to order at least seven-eighths of the menu.
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I'm going to have at least minimum two cocktails and
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possibly a glass of wine. And depending upon your coffee situation,
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I'm going to get a little something with dessert. If
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you don't have a good coffee situation, I might give
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me a dessert cocktail.
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Or if your dessert.
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Situation is not that good, I'm just going to have
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two more cocktails as dessert. But regardless, it's going to
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be a time. And all of my homegirls are the same.
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Nobody's mincing anything if we're in the runs. You know
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what I'm saying?
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So stick with us, kids. Hello, my name is Connie Muldoon.
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I'm hosting a family reunion at my oven house. I
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think it's the heat actuator. Anywho, I'd like to order
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three good meals, four junior good meals, a 17-piece order
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of your good chunks.
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Okay, and two of the junior good meals. Yeah, it
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was a time. Fab. So I've been... Did I talk
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about making my coffee on the main show or was
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that on Patreon? Okay, well, from here on the main stage,
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I have stopped going to the lesbian coffee shop down
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by my house because I was conflicted and started making
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coffee on my own.
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What were you conflicted about?
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And remember I told you because it was Black-owned, but
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then it was like, oh, now they're queer-owned and women-owned.
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Oh, so they were just trying to ride waves.
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Yeah, yeah. But it's also, they're not all, like, It
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was like black, but then this is like queer and women,
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but white-ish. I don't know. It's like feminism. It's conflicting.
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I'm not touching that.
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No, feminism is for white women. I'm not saying... Womanism
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is for all women. You know what I'm saying?
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I'm talking black women first, always, in my eyes. Black
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cis women, black trans women, black women, black women, women,
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women across the board. And then, you know, okay, y'all
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are on the right side of things. But feminism is
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white women putting white women's needs above everybody else's. They
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don't care if your minimum wage is $ 2 less than theirs.
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That's not what the fight was about.
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So you don't have to touch it. This is about
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white women.
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I don't have, I'm not speaking out of turn here.
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That's right.
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You know? I'm just saying, you know, you know, um,
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what was I saying? Oh, oh yeah. So my coffee, um,
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and this goes into my thing about voting and shit
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like that. Right. So, uh, California is water tap water.
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Like it sucks. Like, like even growing up, it's whack.
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And then, For whatever reason, in my high brain, I
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finally put two and two together. I'm like, maybe the
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coffee isn't that great here because the water isn't. So
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I use my, you know, I have the thing, the dispenser,
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and I have a new one. It's fab.
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It's hidden.
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Oh, yeah, underneath. The water is hidden.
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Oh, yeah, that's nice.
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Yeah. It's also better for the back because lifting and
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doing all that was a lot for your girl.
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So....
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But anyway, but doing it that way with the filtered water, delicious.
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Best coffee ever. So I'm like, restaurants and things really
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need to get their filter shit together. But, you know,
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this week, it's time to vote, y'all.
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Yes, yes it is.
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Yes. And there's some important things in all states. as
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far as House and Senate and State Senate and State
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House elections. You know, there's been a lot of conversation,
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especially in Georgia, with Georgia might be turning blue, Georgia
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might be turning blue. I think without hearing those things,
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you should just act on it. I think, you know,
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support Bottoms. Pause. Support Keisha Levinson for governor. You know,
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they played in Abrams' face too many times at this
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time for a Black woman to lead Georgia into the
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next era of what the state's potential could possibly be.
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Especially stick it to the administration who definitely said that
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the election was rigged in that particular county in 2020. So,
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Fulton County. In New York, there's particular elections to look
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out for, especially in the state senate, I believe. And governor.
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Keep going.
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You know... I don't want to tell you what your
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issues and what issues you should stand on. But I
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do believe that sometimes one-issue voters can't see past their
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noses sometimes for the greater good. And I'm not saying
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look past things I'm saying to hold folks accountable and
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work through them. And I feel like that's a lot
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for politicians. But you know what to do. Keep New
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York blue. And here in California, more specifically, we have
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a really, really, really, and especially here in Southern California,
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I'll speak here because the state is really fucking big.
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We have a very tight mayoral race. I will be
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completely honest. We were just having a conversation today that
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I'm an undecided voter. And normally I'm very forthright and
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pretty set in who I'm going to vote for. But
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this election is very different. It's two mayoral candidates who
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are Democrats. who uh both women both women of color
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one is a black woman the other is um i
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believe nithya ramani is indian uh both uh liberal uh
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karen bass a little more conservative leading but as most
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black women are black people uh Nithya is a democratic socialist.
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It's a lot of things. They're both pros and both cons,
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so I'm deadlocked in the middle. But most importantly, the
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grace for governor is a little too close for comfort.
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we have Xavier Becerra and, uh, a Hilton. I don't
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know if there's any relation. I think it's Tim Hilton.
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Let's see. If you want to keep California the way
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it is and a little better when it comes to
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the freedoms and things that we have, you might want
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to vote Becerra, you know? Um, you know, also vote
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yes to proposition 40 and no on 41 and 42.
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00:30:33.839 --> 00:30:35.779
I believe I talked about that. And that is with
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the billionaire taxes of 41 and 42. They sent me
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00:30:39.039 --> 00:30:44.420
a video yesterday. Like they sent me like random texts
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and video attachments. Like it is, it is so, um, well,
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Not the link, but I did watch the video because
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I was like, what the fuck is this? Okay. But
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they send it as a file to your phone. Or
496
00:31:04.220 --> 00:31:08.630
like an iMessage. It's really weird. But anyway, there's no excuses.
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Go around. I can't really say, you know, don't do it. I... So....
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00:31:16.960 --> 00:31:20.720
You have to be really, really, really... That's why early
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00:31:20.759 --> 00:31:23.859
voting is so great, right? And making sure that you
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understand who is on the ballot, who, what they stand for.
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00:31:31.460 --> 00:31:34.089
I always go through each candidate, and I go through
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00:31:34.130 --> 00:31:39.670
multiple streams to figure out what they're talking about. While
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00:31:39.769 --> 00:31:44.690
social media is a derelict of a place, it's a
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good starter.
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To start to figure out, okay, where these people start
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to lean towards. Then you got to start, you got
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to start reading articles. You got to start clicking links.
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00:31:55.059 --> 00:31:58.599
You got to go find these people and see what
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they're talking about because they also use a lot of
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00:32:01.400 --> 00:32:04.670
buzzwords and will also connect themselves to people just for
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the surface level voter. So make sure you're doing your
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full due diligence when you're looking to see who is
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on the ballot and what they stand for. Don't just
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click them because they Democrat or not, you know, I
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am a registered Democrat because I ain't the other one.
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Whether independent or not, you still got to sway the shit.
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You know what I mean?
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But I still have issues. And you can still bring
519
00:32:33.450 --> 00:32:36.049
up your issues with certain candidates. You may not agree
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00:32:36.089 --> 00:32:39.009
with one million percent of everything that they stand for.
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00:32:39.029 --> 00:32:41.859
They're politicians, so I automatically don't do that off the bat.
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00:32:42.660 --> 00:32:44.769
But it is your job to do your due diligence
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00:32:44.789 --> 00:32:46.710
to see what they're standing for so that you know
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00:32:46.809 --> 00:32:49.450
exactly what it is you're voting for. I believe we
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00:32:49.470 --> 00:32:51.730
have five propositions for New York, too, that are on
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the ballot. Look into those as well. One of them
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00:32:56.509 --> 00:33:02.849
caught me off guard because it's like speeding up paperwork
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00:33:03.069 --> 00:33:07.230
for purchases of properties and so forth with all of this.
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00:33:07.569 --> 00:33:08.890
Deed theft going on.
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That pinged me because I'm like, oh, okay, so these
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people are already obtaining these properties through nefarious methods. And
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then we turn around and we vote for a proposition
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that speeds that paperwork up. So yes, it helps somebody
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00:33:26.410 --> 00:33:28.890
in one advantage, but in another, it is going to
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literally ramp up the displacement of these Black families throughout
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Brooklyn and throughout New York. So just, I say all
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that to say, be very intentional. Be very intentional with
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the way that you're voting and understanding the way that
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you're voting.
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Yeah. Yeah. Look up voter guides. Those are very helpful.
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Ah, yeah.
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But, uh, and early voting here in New York is
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Sunday is the last day. The first this Sunday. So
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you're listening to this on Friday. This Sunday is the
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last day for early voting. Get out there and try
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to early vote as much as possible. And then after that,
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you know, election day is Tuesday. So, but just do it.
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Do it. Uh, you know, um, thank you for, uh,
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supporting us week after week after week. Telefriend, Telefriend, Telefriend.
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Subscribe to us on Patreon. $ 15. We have really great
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cannot get that. YouTube has changed. It's gotten a little
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revamp and things, so go subscribe if you haven't. There's
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way more content and it's fun over there. Join our Discord.
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It's free for all members of the Cult of Chaos.
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That includes free ones as well. They have a book
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club there. So if you really want to, you know,
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get down with the literature, join. And with all else,
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you know, we'll be back right after this with more
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Jaden XD. Hit it, Claude.
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After these messages, we'll be right back.
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And I'd like to talk to you about one of
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00:35:42.969 --> 00:35:46.070
the most important things that you can do with children
564
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is help them to realize the necessity of opening their mouths.
565
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The reason children don't sing well and can't be heard
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is because they don't.
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Open their mouths. And we're back! Yes. We're celebrating Old
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Hallow's Eve.
569
00:36:12.829 --> 00:36:19.469
I figured we would do a choose-your-own-adventure this week. You
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know what I'm saying?
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00:36:21.530 --> 00:36:22.929
Oh, that's nice.
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00:36:23.909 --> 00:36:30.840
So, you have A or B. A is a playlist
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of And B.
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Are stories. B is stories.
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Very cool. Okay. So, all.
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Right, so we're going to do the playlist. How I
577
00:36:49.159 --> 00:36:54.610
thought about this is I was making some chicken feet stock.
578
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And did I tell you about Noah and his chicken feet?
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Um patreon but you should tell everybody.
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So you know i i do um beef bones or
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chicken feet sometimes both to make stock and i'll drink
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that put a collagen in the morning and it's also
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just good you know i'll drink it with some boiled
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eggs and some kimchi or whatever i also keep stock
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in the freezer so that you know i don't have
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to buy it i just have it on hand so
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i can use it to cook and i make a
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new batch every i don't know week and a half
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two weeks or whatever So I get this pack of
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chicken feet and I just finished washing them and I'm
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laying them out.
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On a sheet tray and it looks like a bunch
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of dinosaur feet.
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Okay.
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Any child who generally would walk by this sheet pan
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of dinosaur feet on parchment paper would probably squill or
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be disgusted or something along those lines.
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Not my child.
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Ooh, chicken feet. When those are cooked, can I have one?
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And I'm like, yeah, I'm about to drizzle them with
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some oil and salt and then pop them in the oven,
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but I'm going to make stock out of them. Just
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save me one or two. I just want one or two.
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And I was like, okay. And then I cooked the
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chicken feet. I roasted the chicken feet so that I
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could do them for the stock, pull them out the oven,
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and here she come.
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Boop, boop.
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On a napkin, two chicken feet with the talons and everything.
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And she starts going to town. My God. What was
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my plan?
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What a delightfully... Yeah, I don't know how you're going
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to tie that in with the playlist.
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I'm making chicken feet stock because she's sick too. That
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was the other motivation. So I'm making chicken feet stock.
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00:38:54.389 --> 00:38:56.769
I'm doing some laundry. I'm getting things done and I
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have the music going.
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Okay? Okay.
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And a song I should have put on my spells playlist,
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so we could do a part two later on, is,
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hold on, Sun Shower.
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You know Sun Shower, don't you?
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00:39:16.659 --> 00:39:19.980
By Dr. Buzzard? Okay, hold on.
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00:39:22.420 --> 00:39:24.320
Let me play you a snippet of Sun Shower.
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Sun shower just a sign of the power Loving you,
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oh baby.
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Sun Shower got me by the hour.
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Loving you, oh baby.
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Okay. So Sun Shower comes on. And I'm like, oh.
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I already had an idea for our playlist, which was B,
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but you chose A.
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So.
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Today we're going to do a playlist of songs that
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feature children. Children's voices.
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Oh, God.
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For Halloween!
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And if they're not children's voices, they sound like children's voices.
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It's so.
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Because technically those are not children on Sunshower.
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But... But....
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It sounds like it. So the very first song on
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our playlist is Sunshower by Dr. Buzzard's original Savannah band.
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This is what happens when I don't produce the episode.
644
00:40:35.570 --> 00:40:39.199
This is what happens when I don't. First of all, I.
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Produce five fucking episodes. I bring ideas out of the
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blood to this show.
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Oh children on music.
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Yes post sun shower by dr buzzard's original savannah band.
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And i'm gonna send this playlist to you too you
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ready for the next.
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One wow.
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00:41:19.469 --> 00:41:21.230
I should play a snippet for you and then Abe
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will put it in there. You know, recently... It's.
654
00:41:24.969 --> 00:41:27.190
Hard for me to hear the song.
655
00:41:27.210 --> 00:41:27.489
Oh, it is?
656
00:41:27.570 --> 00:41:29.449
Okay, all right.
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00:41:31.469 --> 00:41:35.110
Abe will put a snippet in here, but recently there
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was a rapper who came to your city of Los Angeles. And,
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you know, I've been reading many accounts about how people
660
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had a grand time at the.
661
00:41:46.050 --> 00:41:47.010
Show, but also.
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00:41:47.539 --> 00:41:49.760
You know, people who were from here went to the
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show out there as well and realized the energy is different.
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00:41:53.579 --> 00:41:55.579
And that's going to be the case.
665
00:41:55.639 --> 00:42:00.690
You know. Yeah, I don't know why they thought otherwise.
666
00:42:00.710 --> 00:42:03.869
Like, I'm sure the energy out there for a West
667
00:42:03.909 --> 00:42:06.210
Coast artist is going to be fully different than somebody
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out here.
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Listen, hey, Chella, that shit was fucking Woodstock. But I
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00:42:15.510 --> 00:42:21.659
can't imagine... Jay-Z in New York makes sense. Jay-Z in
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Paris also makes sense because it's a foreign market. They
672
00:42:26.809 --> 00:42:31.590
also had Niggas in Paris, which is a huge song.
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00:42:33.510 --> 00:42:37.670
The cars are huge in Europe. But either way, yeah.
674
00:42:37.750 --> 00:42:42.489
I can see here like... Yeah. But here.
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00:42:43.090 --> 00:42:43.389
Yeah.
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00:42:44.250 --> 00:42:46.329
I think it was necessary to come there and do
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00:42:46.369 --> 00:42:48.739
the show. Aren't they LA based?
678
00:42:48.760 --> 00:42:49.480
Right. They live here.
679
00:42:49.679 --> 00:42:52.199
But the energy is not going to be the same.
680
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You got to create your own energy. Create your own music. Anyway,
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next song on our playlist, Hard Knock Life by Jay-Z.
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Umlaut.
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Let it bump.
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00:43:02.230 --> 00:43:03.969
Uh-huh.
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I thought you were going to There's also Go ahead
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00:43:22.619 --> 00:43:28.780
please Jay Z anything Not to be confused with the
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anything That's on the kingdom come album But anything when
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he samples Annie Anything I'll do anything for.
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You Is that Annie Is that Annie too Hold.
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00:43:42.030 --> 00:44:04.070
On I'll do anything for you It's everything. All them children. And,
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you know, the children with them extreme cockneyed voices. Like
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an Oliver Twist. Yes, exactly. Wait, hold on.
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Now I'm looking up.
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Can you please?
695
00:44:15.199 --> 00:44:17.780
Oh, Oliver Twist. You're right.
696
00:44:18.159 --> 00:44:18.739
Oh, Oliver.
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Not Oliver Twist.
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00:44:20.300 --> 00:44:22.320
Oliver. Which is the same thing.
699
00:44:22.500 --> 00:44:23.920
Oh, that's the Broadway musical.
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00:44:25.800 --> 00:44:26.199
Anyway.
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00:44:26.699 --> 00:44:29.760
Oh, he loved a musical, huh? Annie, Oliver.
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00:44:30.500 --> 00:44:34.199
That era. Because you remember we went through an era
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of things, right? Of obscure samples. Because it was the Broadway.
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We were sampling Annie.
705
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Mm-hmm.
706
00:44:40.880 --> 00:44:44.539
And then that quickly moved into the sampling of Indian beats.
707
00:44:44.739 --> 00:44:45.079
Oh, yeah.
708
00:44:45.239 --> 00:44:46.179
Timbaland had an era.
709
00:44:46.199 --> 00:44:52.150
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. But this era was around, what was this,
710
00:44:52.210 --> 00:44:57.650
Just Blaze and DJ Clue? We were just, we were in,
711
00:44:58.030 --> 00:45:00.050
that's what his thing was at the time.
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45 King.
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00:45:04.070 --> 00:45:05.909
Okay. Let me see. Okay. Okay.
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00:45:06.840 --> 00:45:09.219
Yeah, I think that's a good deep dive. I'd be curious.
715
00:45:09.260 --> 00:45:11.800
I'm sure some hip-hop podcasts have done it, maybe.
716
00:45:14.179 --> 00:45:17.260
Yeah. Because, like, I was thinking not too long ago,
717
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that era, maybe 2010 through 2012, when it was, like,
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rap had a lot of, like, beats that sounded like
719
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they were video games. Mm-hmm. And Rick Ross had a
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lot of them. Oh, yeah.
721
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And I was like.
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Is it BMF?
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Which one has the... Hold on. I can do it. 911.
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00:45:40.969 --> 00:45:47.670
Was it? No. MLS. MLS. The one that he has with...
725
00:45:48.309 --> 00:45:50.329
He has one with Gucci Mane.
726
00:45:51.210 --> 00:45:53.349
Oh, stop. Not Kathy Holch.
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00:45:54.929 --> 00:45:57.690
Not these ads showing up on my thing and they're like, stop,
728
00:45:58.269 --> 00:45:59.929
Donald Trump and Bruce.
729
00:46:00.969 --> 00:46:04.309
Okay, let me see here. Is this the... Let me
730
00:46:04.349 --> 00:46:07.030
put you down on the silent until we get to the...
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Because it's the... Where we at?
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No.
733
00:46:12.000 --> 00:46:14.059
Okay, all these ads. Why don't you just take me
734
00:46:14.079 --> 00:46:18.980
to the YouTube? We pay for that. Is this it?
735
00:46:20.539 --> 00:46:23.519
It's kind of video game-ish. And then, but what is
736
00:46:23.559 --> 00:46:24.760
the other one I'm thinking of?
737
00:46:24.780 --> 00:46:25.039
Yes, yes.
738
00:46:25.260 --> 00:46:26.940
Oh, the one with Lil Wayne. Um.
739
00:46:31.159 --> 00:46:39.539
Swish, I'm swimming in a yellowish colorism. Deep colorism.
740
00:46:39.719 --> 00:46:43.599
I used to say some real crazy shit. Still do, actually.
741
00:46:44.239 --> 00:46:46.480
But yes, Hard Knock Life was our second. And you
742
00:46:46.519 --> 00:46:48.489
put anything on there as well.
743
00:46:48.530 --> 00:46:51.849
Very good. Wait, did I already have that on here? Anyway.
744
00:46:53.690 --> 00:46:57.710
Our next song comes from Alugi.
745
00:47:02.460 --> 00:47:06.320
You know when you smoke, and then you've done too
746
00:47:06.360 --> 00:47:08.639
much for the night, and so you cough up a
747
00:47:08.679 --> 00:47:09.360
couple things.
748
00:47:10.559 --> 00:47:14.440
Oh, yeah. A lot of chocolate swirls.
749
00:47:14.559 --> 00:47:20.469
And that's terrible. But this particular rapper is that.
750
00:47:21.090 --> 00:47:24.750
He's that little piece of mucus that comes.
751
00:47:25.630 --> 00:47:26.070
Cancer.
752
00:47:26.130 --> 00:47:28.429
And so the next song is Trick Daddy's I'm a Thug.
753
00:47:29.690 --> 00:47:30.630
I don't know.
754
00:47:32.159 --> 00:47:43.869
Don't he look.
755
00:47:44.530 --> 00:47:45.409
Like what you cough up?
756
00:47:45.429 --> 00:47:51.150
Yeah. He looks like what I thought was a chode,
757
00:47:51.190 --> 00:47:52.829
but apparently it's not.
758
00:47:53.329 --> 00:47:56.429
He does kind of look like a like a old nut.
759
00:48:01.880 --> 00:48:09.940
Like, he looks like a log, like something you shed out. No,
760
00:48:09.960 --> 00:48:14.630
he does. Yeah, he is giving turns. Yeah.
761
00:48:15.269 --> 00:48:17.690
It's giving prairie dog. That's how he would say it.
762
00:48:18.510 --> 00:48:22.050
Yeah, like when you're, like, dehydrated. You know what I mean?
763
00:48:22.070 --> 00:48:27.260
Oh, yeah, like the rabbit poops. Yeah, you're right. Yeah,
764
00:48:27.340 --> 00:48:29.980
you need more fiber. You need more hydration.
765
00:48:30.000 --> 00:48:30.079
Yeah.
766
00:48:31.030 --> 00:48:34.190
Yeah yeah but he's that's he's next on our playlist
767
00:48:34.210 --> 00:48:34.989
with i'm at the.
768
00:48:35.730 --> 00:48:42.239
I don't know what this world's gonna do and.
769
00:48:42.199 --> 00:48:45.960
You know what's so funny about this is because before
770
00:48:46.019 --> 00:48:48.380
i never paid attention to children on songs i was
771
00:48:48.440 --> 00:48:51.280
like okay whatever and it was dr terrell who was
772
00:48:51.340 --> 00:48:54.820
like i think i was playing a song and he
773
00:48:54.860 --> 00:48:57.960
was like that's not creepy to you and i was
774
00:48:58.019 --> 00:49:03.570
like Because back then he used to talk about Caitlin.
775
00:49:03.780 --> 00:49:06.019
So he was like, so hold on for a minute.
776
00:49:06.440 --> 00:49:09.780
He was like, so that's not creepy to you? I'm like,
777
00:49:09.800 --> 00:49:13.159
what do you mean? And he was like, all them
778
00:49:13.199 --> 00:49:15.929
children just sang it. That's weird. Just groups of children
779
00:49:15.969 --> 00:49:18.789
sang it. That's not weird. And I had to sit
780
00:49:18.869 --> 00:49:23.739
and think, and I was like, yeah. And what happened
781
00:49:23.780 --> 00:49:25.840
was with Trick Daddy, so he was like, he said,
782
00:49:25.860 --> 00:49:30.039
so Trick Daddy gathered all these children into a studio.
783
00:49:30.099 --> 00:49:31.570
He was like, so nobody said nothing?
784
00:49:32.510 --> 00:49:35.239
I don't know, though. I don't know who actually....
785
00:49:36.690 --> 00:49:39.309
And I was like, you know what? That is very creepy.
786
00:49:39.429 --> 00:49:42.170
And it goes back to that. What Kaya was talking about,
787
00:49:42.210 --> 00:49:45.389
like being with all the hookers and pedophiles, the whores
788
00:49:45.840 --> 00:49:52.119
like around, you know, she was evil, but she wasn't wrong. No,
789
00:49:52.179 --> 00:49:57.579
she was. Where is she? What's she up to? Uh,
790
00:49:58.019 --> 00:50:00.840
she has, it was the gag order. She's in her,
791
00:50:01.139 --> 00:50:02.019
her basement, um.
792
00:50:03.139 --> 00:50:05.800
Doing the same.
793
00:50:05.179 --> 00:50:09.039
Thing with Madison. No, that's the show. Oh, it's called
794
00:50:09.179 --> 00:50:10.320
Gag Order. Oh, never mind.
795
00:50:10.659 --> 00:50:15.940
I thought somebody shut her up legally. She's in.
796
00:50:16.420 --> 00:50:22.239
Her basement, wall-paneled basement, and still spewing hate. A little
797
00:50:22.289 --> 00:50:27.030
bit of truth, but still a lot of hate. Okay.
798
00:50:28.070 --> 00:50:31.329
I mean, you know, broken clock. You know what I'm saying?
799
00:50:32.730 --> 00:50:33.449
Broken clock.
800
00:50:33.969 --> 00:50:35.829
Oh, wow.
801
00:50:35.889 --> 00:50:40.949
So many derelicts on here. The next song.
802
00:50:41.929 --> 00:50:44.130
I should tell you something.
803
00:50:44.329 --> 00:50:46.809
No, this is your personal health. I don't know what you.
804
00:50:48.590 --> 00:50:52.570
It is. It is, actually. Wait until I dedicate next
805
00:50:52.630 --> 00:50:56.070
week's episode to Freddie Jackson. R.I.P., which we didn't even
806
00:50:56.130 --> 00:50:58.530
talk about. That's how I know you hate that nigga,
807
00:50:58.550 --> 00:51:00.710
because he died and you ain't saying boo about him.
808
00:51:01.610 --> 00:51:04.329
I don't hate Freddie Jackson.
809
00:51:05.690 --> 00:51:08.289
As a child, he didn't sit well in my spirit,
810
00:51:08.349 --> 00:51:11.969
and I did not understand why. But I did not know,
811
00:51:12.170 --> 00:51:15.469
for your black-ass Negro information.
812
00:51:15.969 --> 00:51:16.789
That he died.
813
00:51:17.010 --> 00:51:25.610
This is news to me. So rest, Freddie Jackson. I
814
00:51:25.630 --> 00:51:28.110
don't think he actually really did anything. It was like
815
00:51:28.150 --> 00:51:31.190
how I felt about the whispers I told you. Just
816
00:51:31.230 --> 00:51:34.110
something just didn't... I knew theirs was the mustaches. I mean,
817
00:51:34.150 --> 00:51:38.530
when I tell you. but it pinched my under titty.
818
00:51:38.670 --> 00:51:41.769
But Freddie Jackson, I just, I don't know. There was something,
819
00:51:41.869 --> 00:51:44.690
I don't, I love a robust voice, but even still
820
00:51:44.730 --> 00:51:46.639
that maybe it was something in his voice that I
821
00:51:46.659 --> 00:51:49.409
was just like, ah, I don't know what it was.
822
00:51:50.239 --> 00:51:52.860
But yes, rest Freddie Jackson. I didn't know you passed away.
823
00:51:52.940 --> 00:51:56.659
I'm sorry to hear that. You should have told me earlier.
824
00:51:56.679 --> 00:51:58.260
We could have opened up what you are, my lady.
825
00:51:58.300 --> 00:52:00.139
I could have put my own qualms to the side.
826
00:52:00.159 --> 00:52:00.840
You know what I'm saying?
827
00:52:01.980 --> 00:52:11.420
You did like last month. Yeah. It's time for a break. Yeah,
828
00:52:12.139 --> 00:52:12.639
it is.
829
00:52:12.840 --> 00:52:15.099
Because XD is trying to take me to hell, too.
830
00:52:15.360 --> 00:52:26.309
You don't get to get me back right now. Golly. Oh, God.
831
00:52:26.429 --> 00:52:29.170
Let's take a break, and we'll be back after this.
832
00:52:29.429 --> 00:52:30.369
Hit it, Claude.
833
00:52:31.030 --> 00:52:34.480
After these messages, we'll be right back.
834
00:52:37.559 --> 00:52:42.829
For them to actually feel what it feels like to
835
00:52:42.929 --> 00:52:43.769
open their mouth.
836
00:52:44.289 --> 00:52:45.869
This is a little poster.
837
00:52:45.929 --> 00:52:49.670
I have some posters of all the vowel sounds. And
838
00:52:49.730 --> 00:52:51.050
this is my Mr.
839
00:52:51.510 --> 00:52:52.210
Ah here.
840
00:52:53.010 --> 00:52:57.159
And all I did was actually just take.
841
00:53:00.039 --> 00:53:07.010
And we're black. Ah, Jade is torturing me. with, um, songs.
842
00:53:07.050 --> 00:53:09.510
There you go.
843
00:53:09.690 --> 00:53:16.039
There's the episode title.
844
00:53:16.079 --> 00:53:31.179
Halloween. Halloween. Um, this song is actually beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful.
845
00:53:31.739 --> 00:53:33.480
And I'm going to follow it up because it's by,
846
00:53:33.519 --> 00:53:36.869
this is not by this, this, Kanye sampled, I told you.
847
00:53:36.929 --> 00:53:41.530
He said, we did We Don't Care. But did we
848
00:53:41.550 --> 00:53:43.969
do We Don't Care? Did I end there? Oh, okay.
849
00:53:43.989 --> 00:53:45.929
Well, my last song was supposed to be Kanye's We
850
00:53:45.969 --> 00:53:51.420
Don't Care. But moving right along, pun intended. The next
851
00:53:51.460 --> 00:53:56.579
song is not technically, it is technically children.
852
00:53:58.219 --> 00:53:59.530
It is underage youth.
853
00:53:59.550 --> 00:54:00.090
Yes.
854
00:54:00.409 --> 00:54:00.650
Yes.
855
00:54:01.500 --> 00:54:05.639
It was really a choir of teenagers is what it was, okay?
856
00:54:06.300 --> 00:54:06.940
And so it.
857
00:54:08.590 --> 00:54:14.090
Is the 1976 track, Father, I Stretch My Hands. And
858
00:54:14.130 --> 00:54:18.190
Kanye ended up sampling it for Ultralight Beam. And that
859
00:54:18.230 --> 00:54:20.829
was performed by a choir of teenagers from.
860
00:54:21.090 --> 00:54:22.150
South Side of Chicago.
861
00:54:22.269 --> 00:54:27.250
But that's a beautiful song. And when I tell you also,
862
00:54:27.730 --> 00:54:28.119
it makes me.
863
00:54:28.949 --> 00:54:29.730
A gospel song.
864
00:54:29.849 --> 00:54:31.570
Yeah, it's a gospel song.
865
00:54:32.349 --> 00:54:35.210
You have to find that version, Abe, because that's what
866
00:54:35.250 --> 00:54:35.889
he sampled.
867
00:54:36.369 --> 00:54:39.090
But yeah, that's the next song on the playlist. Father,
868
00:54:39.210 --> 00:54:40.309
I stretch my hands.
869
00:54:40.650 --> 00:54:41.130
Yeah. Yeah.
870
00:54:43.929 --> 00:54:46.179
Oh, wait.
871
00:54:59.139 --> 00:55:04.460
That's some good old time religion gospel music. This old
872
00:55:04.559 --> 00:55:06.909
rugged cross music.
873
00:55:08.030 --> 00:55:10.230
That shows you how many of these rappers was church
874
00:55:10.289 --> 00:55:11.150
babies and shit.
875
00:55:13.670 --> 00:55:16.969
Did you see that video on Instagram? I may have
876
00:55:16.989 --> 00:55:21.769
sent it to you, but Kia reposted it, but it
877
00:55:21.809 --> 00:55:24.650
was like all the hood homies, all like the thuggiest
878
00:55:24.690 --> 00:55:28.550
of thugs, if you will. The first day, somebody asked them, like,
879
00:55:28.590 --> 00:55:31.309
what's your favorite gospel song? And they didn't even hesitate.
880
00:55:31.369 --> 00:55:34.050
They just automatically knew a gospel song right off the bat.
881
00:55:34.070 --> 00:55:38.309
So it's like, hood niggas know the Lord. Oh, absolutely.
882
00:55:38.369 --> 00:55:39.349
Hood niggas know the Lord.
883
00:55:39.849 --> 00:55:41.650
Because you have to remember, most of the hood niggas
884
00:55:41.670 --> 00:55:45.110
from our generation, for the most part, had praying grandmothers.
885
00:55:46.010 --> 00:55:46.760
If nothing else.
886
00:55:47.699 --> 00:55:48.900
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know.
887
00:55:48.980 --> 00:55:51.980
Yeah, no, because I don't know. Yeah.
888
00:55:52.079 --> 00:55:52.519
Outlaw.
889
00:55:52.619 --> 00:55:57.679
Because their grandmothers is just, you know. But grandfathers, I
890
00:55:57.719 --> 00:55:58.199
don't know.
891
00:55:58.960 --> 00:56:05.389
You know. Making chicken at home, that's crazy. Grandmothers are
892
00:56:05.409 --> 00:56:07.969
making Alfredo, child, okay?
893
00:56:08.489 --> 00:56:09.150
Iria.
894
00:56:09.469 --> 00:56:15.190
Ain't nobody making me stop wanting to make an Iria.
895
00:56:15.250 --> 00:56:18.829
Yeah, ain't nobody. Ain't no neck bone on the stone.
896
00:56:18.869 --> 00:56:23.059
They ain't no salmon patties. They ain't like none. Croquettes.
897
00:56:24.099 --> 00:56:26.019
You know, whatever you call them, there's none.
898
00:56:25.920 --> 00:56:29.329
Of those on the paper towel. It is a braided salmon.
899
00:56:29.349 --> 00:56:36.250
A braided salmon. Heavy cream, duce glaze, fettuccine. Or the
900
00:56:36.289 --> 00:56:38.730
grandparents is like, uh-uh, I'm not cooking no more. We
901
00:56:38.750 --> 00:56:46.889
going to Chick-fil-A. Yeah. together. I gotta do me a
902
00:56:46.929 --> 00:56:48.139
grandparents retreat.
903
00:56:48.500 --> 00:56:49.800
I'm about to get them in line.
904
00:56:49.860 --> 00:56:51.739
I'm about to major pay the grandparents.
905
00:56:51.800 --> 00:56:54.500
Like, do you realize you're killing a generation?
906
00:56:56.559 --> 00:56:57.280
Okay.
907
00:56:57.360 --> 00:57:00.039
Let me whip these grandparents into shape.
908
00:57:00.179 --> 00:57:05.869
Loving recipes. Okay. Where's your I Heart Grandma t-shirt? Leave
909
00:57:05.929 --> 00:57:11.289
she in alone. Look, like, I know. It's grandma been
910
00:57:11.369 --> 00:57:14.869
dressed Where is your easy spirit? Grandma been trips everywhere.
911
00:57:14.889 --> 00:57:20.860
Ain't nobody got a fucking muumuu.
912
00:57:21.480 --> 00:57:23.219
My grandma wore a sensible shoe.
913
00:57:23.559 --> 00:57:25.619
An easy spirit. You know what I'm saying?
914
00:57:25.980 --> 00:57:27.619
It was a kitten wedge.
915
00:57:27.699 --> 00:57:30.530
I don't see it. There's not enough kitten.
916
00:57:30.010 --> 00:57:32.550
Wedges around here. With a rubber sole.
917
00:57:32.610 --> 00:57:36.670
Ain't no piece of naturalizer. No naturalizer dealt with.
918
00:57:40.630 --> 00:57:44.190
Can't buy these grandmas no things remembered. They don't appreciate it.
919
00:57:44.210 --> 00:57:46.469
These bitches be like, that's.
920
00:57:46.630 --> 00:57:47.929
My birth kid.
921
00:57:48.090 --> 00:57:55.489
Okay. Take those precious moments and be happy. We just playing.
922
00:57:56.010 --> 00:57:57.250
Grandmas wear pink leopard.
923
00:57:57.690 --> 00:57:58.090
Anyway.
924
00:57:58.110 --> 00:58:01.130
That'll never change.
925
00:58:01.369 --> 00:58:04.750
I wonder what kind of grandma I would be if
926
00:58:04.869 --> 00:58:06.710
I were ever to become a grandma. I have to
927
00:58:06.750 --> 00:58:08.349
make sure I put that out there because I don't.
928
00:58:09.190 --> 00:58:10.929
You know what I'm saying? I wonder, I'll probably be
929
00:58:10.949 --> 00:58:14.750
a classic grandma, right? I'm a classic grandma.
930
00:58:14.809 --> 00:58:15.030
Yeah.
931
00:58:15.050 --> 00:58:16.010
Like, I feel like I.
932
00:58:21.000 --> 00:58:22.579
Sorry. Sorry.
933
00:58:23.460 --> 00:58:29.340
XZ was drinking. You know, I feel like this.
934
00:58:30.039 --> 00:58:31.619
Whatever happened to that young man?
935
00:58:31.679 --> 00:58:32.519
I don't know.
936
00:58:32.659 --> 00:58:35.789
Did we? Jedina. Jedina. I don't know.
937
00:58:35.849 --> 00:58:40.119
Like, something don't sit right in my spirit. I don't know.
938
00:58:40.139 --> 00:58:46.150
I don't know. That whole crew, you know, that whole.
939
00:58:46.670 --> 00:58:49.550
Yeah, you just leave it alone.
940
00:58:50.130 --> 00:58:52.530
But Jenina is hilarious and I'm never going to not
941
00:58:52.550 --> 00:58:55.889
call him that. The four more times I say his
942
00:58:55.929 --> 00:58:57.840
name in my life, I'm saying Jenina.
943
00:58:57.980 --> 00:59:03.340
It's Jenina or Jenina. And I was like, I feel like,
944
00:59:03.639 --> 00:59:06.019
you know... Okay. Yes.
945
00:59:07.889 --> 00:59:08.119
Yes.
946
00:59:09.409 --> 00:59:09.969
Can we get a kiss?
947
00:59:11.050 --> 00:59:17.440
Girl okay I'm recording can we talk about this when
948
00:59:17.460 --> 00:59:24.739
I'm not in the middle of recording you sound drunk
949
00:59:24.820 --> 00:59:26.280
I'll see you when you get home love you bye
950
00:59:26.300 --> 00:59:29.400
alright anyway uh.
951
00:59:33.650 --> 00:59:36.429
How do kids just bring up stuff on like you
952
00:59:36.489 --> 00:59:39.769
know it's after school you thinking like ma can we
953
00:59:39.809 --> 00:59:44.139
have chicken for dinner ma can we go to mcdonald
954
00:59:45.039 --> 00:59:48.860
no it's ma can i bring home an animal.
955
00:59:48.480 --> 00:59:54.099
Yeah yeah can we get a kitten nigga that's crazy
956
00:59:54.139 --> 01:00:00.190
get off my phone right like She always calls me
957
01:00:00.210 --> 01:00:02.210
on the way home to start these discussions.
958
01:00:02.309 --> 01:00:04.750
It's like, hey, this is your shadow period because I'm
959
01:00:04.789 --> 01:00:06.110
coming in hot.
960
01:00:10.789 --> 01:00:13.409
Kool-Aid man with thoughts and just.
961
01:00:13.630 --> 01:00:18.530
Feelings and expressions. You know, I could have had another
962
01:00:18.550 --> 01:00:20.210
kid and I'm grateful I didn't.
963
01:00:21.989 --> 01:00:22.739
Some of them suck.
964
01:00:23.199 --> 01:00:28.699
Vulnerability. Not telling us how much she made for Meta.
965
01:00:28.940 --> 01:00:31.920
You know, just letting us down. This is kind of
966
01:00:32.000 --> 01:00:33.659
stuck when you don't really like them like that.
967
01:00:33.679 --> 01:00:35.670
You're like, I love you and I have to protect you,
968
01:00:35.710 --> 01:00:38.409
but what a drag.
969
01:00:42.809 --> 01:00:47.380
We be in here, kiki, kiki, cackling.
970
01:00:48.159 --> 01:00:50.119
It's the luck of the draw, too, because what if
971
01:00:50.139 --> 01:00:57.519
your next kid is whack? You know what I mean?
972
01:00:57.539 --> 01:01:00.400
I'm not saying yours. I'm just saying there's got to
973
01:01:00.440 --> 01:01:05.320
be a high... What's the calci over and under? Polymarket
974
01:01:05.400 --> 01:01:09.659
over and under. The second kid be a whack or not?
975
01:01:10.519 --> 01:01:16.210
The second kid is usually fun, but they can be reckless.
976
01:01:16.630 --> 01:01:17.269
You know what I mean?
977
01:01:17.289 --> 01:01:23.070
I didn't grow up with siblings, so I don't know
978
01:01:24.829 --> 01:01:27.579
what that could be. Like, you know what I mean?
979
01:01:28.059 --> 01:01:28.460
Yeah.
980
01:01:28.480 --> 01:01:30.719
I clearly, like, I know as the eldest, I probably
981
01:01:30.760 --> 01:01:36.110
would have been the more responsible, more me. You know
982
01:01:36.139 --> 01:01:36.570
what I mean?
983
01:01:36.590 --> 01:01:36.820
Yeah.
984
01:01:36.860 --> 01:01:40.349
I can imagine, like, if I had a sibling, they'd be, woo!
985
01:01:40.750 --> 01:01:43.670
I definitely think the second one would have been a
986
01:01:44.250 --> 01:01:44.909
wild person.
987
01:01:45.849 --> 01:01:46.570
For sure.
988
01:01:47.630 --> 01:01:51.090
You give, you know, you give only child, but you
989
01:01:51.110 --> 01:01:52.550
do give, like, you could be.
990
01:01:52.449 --> 01:01:53.090
An eldest sibling.
991
01:01:53.230 --> 01:01:58.429
Eldest child. I give Terry from... Soul food. I know that.
992
01:01:58.809 --> 01:01:59.849
I think I am.
993
01:02:03.130 --> 01:02:12.170
Maybe not second-kid energy. Like, I'm definitely eldest daughter. Because
994
01:02:12.210 --> 01:02:14.010
I can, you know, I do what I need to do.
995
01:02:15.170 --> 01:02:20.210
But my sister is more outwardly buttoned up than I am.
996
01:02:21.949 --> 01:02:22.809
But at home.
997
01:02:24.559 --> 01:02:28.239
Growing up, she was Rhoda from the Bad Seed, I
998
01:02:28.280 --> 01:02:28.679
told you.
999
01:02:30.699 --> 01:02:31.829
Yeah. Yeah.
1000
01:02:32.789 --> 01:02:34.630
So she was wild in a different way.
1001
01:02:34.650 --> 01:02:41.070
Got it. She was wild in. Got it.
1002
01:02:41.110 --> 01:02:44.409
But I was very eldest daughter because then it would
1003
01:02:44.429 --> 01:02:48.420
be like, I'm not going to, I'm not getting ready
1004
01:02:48.460 --> 01:02:50.219
to rock my sister's shit like that.
1005
01:02:50.320 --> 01:02:52.940
You know what I mean? So I'm going to let
1006
01:02:52.980 --> 01:02:54.119
you wild out a little bit.
1007
01:02:55.019 --> 01:02:57.619
I'll hem you up, but I'm not going to rock
1008
01:02:57.639 --> 01:02:59.159
your shit the way that I know that I can
1009
01:02:59.179 --> 01:03:00.679
because I don't really want to do that.
1010
01:03:01.960 --> 01:03:04.699
You know?
1011
01:03:05.760 --> 01:03:06.199
Noah?
1012
01:03:07.309 --> 01:03:07.929
What the hell?
1013
01:03:08.190 --> 01:03:09.750
Mother? Spawn point.
1014
01:03:10.650 --> 01:03:13.949
What? What are we feasting on this fine night? Girl,
1015
01:03:13.969 --> 01:03:25.489
stop texting me! Anyway.
1016
01:03:25.750 --> 01:03:26.590
I see.
1017
01:03:27.010 --> 01:03:33.909
What are we feasting on this fine night is insane. Anyway,
1018
01:03:34.030 --> 01:03:38.110
our next selection for your listening pleasure.
1019
01:03:37.690 --> 01:03:44.800
Is by an individual who recently I learned did a
1020
01:03:45.179 --> 01:03:51.179
duet with Kid Rock. Wasn't surprised by it because it's
1021
01:03:51.239 --> 01:03:54.599
two white men. But he did that white man shit
1022
01:03:54.639 --> 01:03:59.139
where he said, our political views don't have to be
1023
01:03:59.219 --> 01:04:01.380
aligned if you've been my friend for.
1024
01:04:01.239 --> 01:04:01.900
A long time.
1025
01:04:03.099 --> 01:04:06.989
Very, very white man, right? So the next song on
1026
01:04:07.190 --> 01:04:12.110
our Pick Me Them Halloween playlist is Toy Soldiers, Like
1027
01:04:12.170 --> 01:04:13.550
Toy Soldiers by Eminem.
1028
01:04:30.000 --> 01:04:32.360
So Eminem and Kid Rock did a song together?
1029
01:04:32.739 --> 01:04:34.780
That's what I think Whitney told me.
1030
01:04:34.860 --> 01:04:35.239
Hold on.
1031
01:04:35.300 --> 01:04:37.300
Kid Rock and Eminem song.
1032
01:04:39.489 --> 01:04:40.590
Okay. Yes.
1033
01:04:41.030 --> 01:04:44.650
Heal My Faith is the song. Oh.
1034
01:04:45.250 --> 01:04:47.090
They're both white and from Michigan.
1035
01:04:47.130 --> 01:04:50.809
This is what I'm saying. Heal My Faith lyrics. Let's
1036
01:04:50.849 --> 01:04:52.449
see what some of them say because I'm not going
1037
01:04:52.469 --> 01:04:57.679
to look up the song. Lord, Lord above.
1038
01:04:57.960 --> 01:04:58.559
Oh, Lord.
1039
01:05:01.219 --> 01:05:04.679
That ain't whatever, Lord. I know that. The niggas I
1040
01:05:04.699 --> 01:05:10.150
know worship. Heal my faith. Forgive my sins. Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah.
1041
01:05:10.610 --> 01:05:14.670
Put your hands to the sky. Fuck off. Oh, okay.
1042
01:05:15.989 --> 01:05:17.190
Time to bear witness.
1043
01:05:17.710 --> 01:05:22.630
Take the path of least resistance. Bow your head, hey,
1044
01:05:22.670 --> 01:05:26.429
and pray for forgiveness. Oh, Lord, another insurrection is about
1045
01:05:26.449 --> 01:05:29.550
to come. I know it's hard to comprehend why evil
1046
01:05:29.590 --> 01:05:31.510
exists and what it does to good men.
1047
01:05:32.010 --> 01:05:34.829
All right, let's see what else. Okay, so he's beckoning
1048
01:05:34.909 --> 01:05:37.309
for his Lord to.
1049
01:05:38.719 --> 01:05:39.360
Spare him.
1050
01:05:40.019 --> 01:05:45.539
He's sanctifying. Pursuing this race with gratitude and grace. That
1051
01:05:45.559 --> 01:05:49.860
means two things. Okay, let's see what Eminem says.
1052
01:05:49.880 --> 01:05:53.170
Uh-huh.
1053
01:05:53.650 --> 01:05:58.210
Grit Sandwiches for Breakfast, This Rhyme, Raha 97, Viper Room,
1054
01:05:58.269 --> 01:05:59.190
Slim Shady EP.
1055
01:05:59.550 --> 01:06:02.699
Kid came to see me. I was nobody. He came
1056
01:06:02.800 --> 01:06:05.380
to my show to see me. Was dope because it
1057
01:06:05.420 --> 01:06:08.440
seemed like a sign from Jehovah to me. Because then
1058
01:06:08.480 --> 01:06:10.599
I got signed Dre, ultimately.
1059
01:06:11.320 --> 01:06:16.670
Okay, so basically he's saying, liberal and evangelical can't agree.
1060
01:06:17.050 --> 01:06:18.030
Okay, here we go.
1061
01:06:18.190 --> 01:06:18.690
Here we go.
1062
01:06:19.849 --> 01:06:22.869
We're tipping over R.I.P. to Joe to the C. From
1063
01:06:22.969 --> 01:06:26.050
shock rap to rock rap, my homie and me. He
1064
01:06:26.110 --> 01:06:28.269
is my brother, not my political enemy.
1065
01:06:28.670 --> 01:06:32.909
B.O. to the B. We wrote this for those who believe. N.G.O.
1066
01:06:32.949 --> 01:06:33.559
to the D.
1067
01:06:33.880 --> 01:06:38.159
However you voted or lean, liberal and evangelical can agree.
1068
01:06:38.579 --> 01:06:40.860
It's God first, home of the free.
1069
01:06:41.239 --> 01:06:41.500
St.
1070
01:06:41.599 --> 01:06:44.780
Joseph to the V. A shout out to Nashville, good
1071
01:06:44.860 --> 01:06:50.820
old Tennessee. They get on my nerves.
1072
01:06:53.960 --> 01:06:55.719
That's a lot of white noise.
1073
01:06:55.760 --> 01:07:00.099
It is. Back in my day, we called that white noise.
1074
01:07:00.539 --> 01:07:01.900
Yes, it is.
1075
01:07:04.699 --> 01:07:07.760
That is a lot of white noise. But anyway, Like
1076
01:07:07.800 --> 01:07:15.610
Toy Soldiers was next on our selection. Our next song.
1077
01:07:16.579 --> 01:07:19.420
It comes from, I believe, a short-lived career. I don't
1078
01:07:19.460 --> 01:07:22.820
recall hearing much more. Leave it alone.
1079
01:07:22.900 --> 01:07:26.619
Stop touching it. I need to go put a... When
1080
01:07:26.639 --> 01:07:28.670
we're finished, I'll go put a thing on it.
1081
01:07:28.690 --> 01:07:29.650
What you got on it right now?
1082
01:07:32.769 --> 01:07:34.869
Vaseline. Or, excuse me, Aquaphor. Okay. All right.
1083
01:07:35.030 --> 01:07:36.409
I was going to tell you to put some of
1084
01:07:36.429 --> 01:07:36.750
that on.
1085
01:07:37.250 --> 01:07:38.489
But you got it on there.
1086
01:07:38.550 --> 01:07:40.809
Just leave it alone. Stop touching it. Don't put your
1087
01:07:40.929 --> 01:07:41.880
oil sweats in.
1088
01:07:41.889 --> 01:07:43.659
I know, but... I know, but... No.
1089
01:07:44.260 --> 01:07:44.420
No.
1090
01:07:45.500 --> 01:07:48.440
Sorry, I'm going through it, y'all. I'm having a cystic
1091
01:07:48.519 --> 01:07:53.179
acne breakout, and so it's taking over half of my face.
1092
01:07:53.360 --> 01:07:54.860
I think I'm going to get me a chemical pill.
1093
01:07:56.760 --> 01:07:57.900
I think I'm going to try it.
1094
01:07:59.199 --> 01:08:01.860
They say it produces more collagen out your face after
1095
01:08:01.880 --> 01:08:02.639
you're done healing.
1096
01:08:05.059 --> 01:08:09.030
That's the goal, yeah, depending upon the type of pill
1097
01:08:09.070 --> 01:08:09.340
you get.
1098
01:08:09.469 --> 01:08:13.119
Yeah, I'm going to go to somebody reputable. Okay. I
1099
01:08:13.139 --> 01:08:13.949
can't say what I love.
1100
01:08:13.969 --> 01:08:17.470
Well, you know, like they have, well, you know, the
1101
01:08:17.489 --> 01:08:19.930
different chemicals, like there's different types of peels that you
1102
01:08:19.949 --> 01:08:21.510
would get from an esthetician.
1103
01:08:21.810 --> 01:08:24.609
I'm going to go to a black lady because they
1104
01:08:24.670 --> 01:08:28.300
know what we need, who can recommend what I need
1105
01:08:28.399 --> 01:08:31.640
at this stage of life and for my skin tone.
1106
01:08:31.800 --> 01:08:39.380
That's another thing. Like, you know, oftentimes when you look
1107
01:08:39.439 --> 01:08:43.520
at Instagram and stuff, people compare looks and things. It's like, girl, Like,
1108
01:08:43.539 --> 01:08:46.600
you're 40. Why are you trying to have this 20-year-old
1109
01:08:46.640 --> 01:08:49.340
body that is being displayed to you on Instagram or whatever? Yeah.
1110
01:08:49.579 --> 01:08:53.550
But another thing is to think about skin care, right? Like,
1111
01:08:53.710 --> 01:08:56.630
our needs at 40 is definitely not the same needs
1112
01:08:57.109 --> 01:09:03.779
as a 23 year old especially as 40 and black
1113
01:09:03.819 --> 01:09:06.960
people you know what I mean or in different shades
1114
01:09:07.060 --> 01:09:10.680
in our complexion we have different needs so you know
1115
01:09:10.699 --> 01:09:13.840
it definitely behoves to go talk to somebody who is
1116
01:09:16.119 --> 01:09:25.510
a knowledgeable And also of age. You know what I mean?
1117
01:09:26.449 --> 01:09:28.770
Taking advice from a 23-year-old about skincare is not going
1118
01:09:28.810 --> 01:09:30.470
to be helpful for me.
1119
01:09:30.899 --> 01:09:31.529
No, it's not.
1120
01:09:31.560 --> 01:09:33.310
Because we don't have the same skin. We don't have
1121
01:09:33.350 --> 01:09:37.239
the same taut. We don't have the same elasticity.
1122
01:09:37.479 --> 01:09:38.579
We don't have the same.
1123
01:09:41.810 --> 01:09:42.770
Healing time.
1124
01:09:42.789 --> 01:09:43.369
We is not the same.
1125
01:09:43.390 --> 01:09:46.510
We is not the same. We is not evenly yoked, okay?
1126
01:09:46.789 --> 01:09:47.869
We is yin and yang.
1127
01:09:49.170 --> 01:09:49.689
Yeah.
1128
01:09:49.869 --> 01:09:51.689
We is past and future.
1129
01:09:52.279 --> 01:09:52.979
So.
1130
01:09:53.100 --> 01:09:53.739
Yeah.
1131
01:09:54.199 --> 01:09:59.199
Oh, no, no, no. Okay. Yes.
1132
01:09:59.380 --> 01:10:01.960
Okay, so the next song on our playlist. Short-lived career,
1133
01:10:01.979 --> 01:10:03.819
I believe, because I don't know nothing else from this thing.
1134
01:10:03.840 --> 01:10:07.630
But Chain Hang Low by Jibs.
1135
01:10:10.569 --> 01:10:10.899
Ooh.
1136
01:10:11.159 --> 01:10:18.340
There are children in that. But can you imagine grown
1137
01:10:18.420 --> 01:10:22.779
people singing that chorus? Do your change.
1138
01:10:34.760 --> 01:10:35.920
Hang low.
1139
01:10:38.399 --> 01:10:43.670
Do your chain hang low. Do it wobble to it.
1140
01:10:43.689 --> 01:10:46.170
Yeah, they can have the Muffin Man lady. The Muffin
1141
01:10:46.189 --> 01:10:47.260
Man girls can sing it.
1142
01:10:48.789 --> 01:10:50.489
Okay.
1143
01:10:50.510 --> 01:10:52.569
You know you hear a remake. You hear it in
1144
01:10:52.590 --> 01:10:53.149
your spirit.
1145
01:10:56.069 --> 01:10:58.909
I just can't imagine singing like having Mary J. Blige
1146
01:10:58.949 --> 01:11:00.329
singing Do Your Chain Hang Low.
1147
01:11:02.010 --> 01:11:03.470
Do your chain.
1148
01:11:03.550 --> 01:11:08.520
I was like, or like, you know what I mean? Like,
1149
01:11:08.569 --> 01:11:12.319
or have it like a crooning diva, like Faith Evans,
1150
01:11:12.380 --> 01:11:15.859
like Keisha Cole. Oh, or yeah. Like Faith Evans. Do
1151
01:11:15.899 --> 01:11:17.060
your chain.
1152
01:11:17.100 --> 01:11:17.859
That's Keisha Cole.
1153
01:11:34.090 --> 01:11:37.550
Anyway. Yes.
1154
01:11:38.409 --> 01:11:39.350
Oh, let's see.
1155
01:11:39.369 --> 01:11:40.930
Oh, God.
1156
01:11:41.149 --> 01:11:44.369
I hate this song personally. Love the artist. Hate the song.
1157
01:11:44.989 --> 01:11:46.750
Hennessy's own Nas.
1158
01:11:48.010 --> 01:11:48.550
I can't.
1159
01:11:49.939 --> 01:11:53.340
I hate this song despite children are on it. Honestly,
1160
01:11:53.380 --> 01:11:54.779
the children are the.
1161
01:12:10.770 --> 01:12:13.140
The least worst part of the song.
1162
01:12:12.850 --> 01:12:16.000
I know i know and i i'll.
1163
01:12:15.260 --> 01:12:18.180
Be honest i hate woke naz i woke naz is
1164
01:12:18.199 --> 01:12:22.300
just not for me you know we everything is like
1165
01:12:22.439 --> 01:12:26.439
a journey back to a non-discret place in africa like
1166
01:12:26.460 --> 01:12:31.659
you know what i mean yeah oh africa that's far
1167
01:12:32.520 --> 01:12:34.859
but like it's never he never tells us we're going
1168
01:12:34.899 --> 01:12:39.739
back to like like Sierra Leone or like Nigeria or
1169
01:12:39.800 --> 01:12:42.920
Ghana or anything like that. It's just, we all go
1170
01:12:42.960 --> 01:12:47.479
back to Africa. It's like, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
1171
01:12:47.539 --> 01:12:47.819
Yeah.
1172
01:12:48.779 --> 01:12:49.100
Uh-huh.
1173
01:12:49.560 --> 01:12:52.770
But then not because then my next selection is also Nas,
1174
01:12:53.710 --> 01:12:57.609
My Generation, Nas and Damian Marley with Lil Wayne and
1175
01:12:57.689 --> 01:12:58.409
Joss Stone.
1176
01:12:58.770 --> 01:13:02.850
My generation will make a change.
1177
01:13:04.199 --> 01:13:08.760
This generation will make the change.
1178
01:13:08.939 --> 01:13:16.569
My generation will make the change. Raphael Sadiq used to
1179
01:13:16.590 --> 01:13:19.109
have Joss Stone out here with all the N-words.
1180
01:13:19.789 --> 01:13:20.649
Was that his doing?
1181
01:13:22.390 --> 01:13:25.949
Remember, they dated for a pretty long while.
1182
01:13:25.970 --> 01:13:28.449
I did not remember that at all, actually. What the
1183
01:13:28.489 --> 01:13:29.220
fuck was I doing?
1184
01:13:29.239 --> 01:13:32.680
Yeah, that's how we got Soul Sessions, and that second
1185
01:13:32.760 --> 01:13:34.520
album was Spoiled, a song.
1186
01:13:35.319 --> 01:13:36.899
You know, I'm going to be honest with you.
1187
01:13:37.020 --> 01:13:40.180
I never got on the John Stone boat.
1188
01:13:40.619 --> 01:13:43.500
I missed that boat.
1189
01:13:44.800 --> 01:13:49.170
It's because... You know, I was a VH1 soul daddy.
1190
01:13:49.689 --> 01:13:51.989
That's the only thing I only really kept my TV
1191
01:13:52.090 --> 01:13:55.850
on growing up. And then, do you remember, they used
1192
01:13:55.869 --> 01:13:59.470
to have soul blocks or whatever, and they would play
1193
01:13:59.489 --> 01:14:04.319
her and what's her name? Anastasia. I'm out of love.
1194
01:14:04.680 --> 01:14:07.699
Set me free. They said all the white girls that
1195
01:14:07.720 --> 01:14:13.279
had hefty voices. And so, yeah, because they would play
1196
01:14:13.310 --> 01:14:16.260
her music, and that's how I got into it. And
1197
01:14:16.279 --> 01:14:21.600
then I bought her album, and I was like, Raphael Sadiq? Okay.
1198
01:14:22.800 --> 01:14:26.079
Yeah, I never could get into her. I could never
1199
01:14:26.119 --> 01:14:26.720
get into her.
1200
01:14:27.720 --> 01:14:30.000
I'm not saying she can't sing or whatever the case is,
1201
01:14:30.039 --> 01:14:31.520
but I never could get into her.
1202
01:14:32.579 --> 01:14:34.439
The choking cut. Ooh, a song.
1203
01:14:34.600 --> 01:14:34.899
Yeah.
1204
01:14:34.930 --> 01:14:38.090
It's one of those things, like, I wish all her
1205
01:14:38.100 --> 01:14:39.989
songs were given to other people. Well, they say they.
1206
01:14:39.909 --> 01:14:41.149
Didn't date, but you know.
1207
01:14:42.029 --> 01:14:43.130
Oh, yeah. Mm-hmm.
1208
01:14:43.350 --> 01:14:44.729
Yes. We know that plight.
1209
01:14:46.130 --> 01:14:48.569
Mm-hmm. Okay. Okay.
1210
01:14:48.770 --> 01:14:49.130
Mm-hmm.
1211
01:14:49.510 --> 01:14:49.810
Yeah.
1212
01:14:50.189 --> 01:14:50.609
All right.
1213
01:14:50.670 --> 01:14:54.489
But there was Canoodle. They made a lot of music
1214
01:14:54.520 --> 01:14:57.539
here and there. I... Yeah.
1215
01:14:57.880 --> 01:14:58.239
Wow.
1216
01:14:59.319 --> 01:14:59.680
Hmm.
1217
01:15:01.819 --> 01:15:02.460
Interesting.
1218
01:15:02.579 --> 01:15:03.340
Okay. All right.
1219
01:15:03.539 --> 01:15:05.899
Well, let's see here.
1220
01:15:05.920 --> 01:15:05.979
Oh!
1221
01:15:09.229 --> 01:15:13.149
Were they from Kentucky? So I was very mistaken. I
1222
01:15:13.189 --> 01:15:21.619
thought that this group was from... Atlanta, Georgia, but they're not. Arnaud, Hellnaud,
1223
01:15:22.800 --> 01:15:25.939
The Nappy Roots. That's not the song, though. The group
1224
01:15:26.010 --> 01:15:29.430
is The Nappy Roots. The song is Good Day.
1225
01:15:30.689 --> 01:15:32.569
We're gonna have a good day.
1226
01:15:32.630 --> 01:15:35.100
And I ain't feelin' worried about what nobody say. I'm
1227
01:15:35.180 --> 01:15:37.840
still above ground, that's the reason I pray. Got my
1228
01:15:37.859 --> 01:15:40.380
car cleaned up, now I'm ready to play. Make a
1229
01:15:40.420 --> 01:15:42.739
call to the stick, say I'm headed that way. Heard
1230
01:15:42.779 --> 01:15:45.000
my cousin cookin' out, I gotta give me a play.
1231
01:15:45.199 --> 01:15:46.779
Got this new album.
1232
01:15:46.800 --> 01:15:56.470
I actually know this song. I randomly thought about this
1233
01:15:56.510 --> 01:16:01.260
the other day, cause, um, I was doing, this whole
1234
01:16:01.319 --> 01:16:05.729
broke thing was a part of a joke, right? So
1235
01:16:06.439 --> 01:16:08.409
I was like, all my life I've been Poe, it
1236
01:16:08.430 --> 01:16:10.989
don't really matter no more. You remember that song.
1237
01:16:10.810 --> 01:16:12.869
By Anthony Hamilton?
1238
01:16:13.050 --> 01:16:17.529
And I was like, you know, we don't have fun
1239
01:16:17.630 --> 01:16:22.479
rap music anymore. Even though that song is kind of sad,
1240
01:16:22.600 --> 01:16:24.699
but it's like, all my life I've been Poe, it
1241
01:16:24.720 --> 01:16:29.550
don't really matter no more. But what's the last fun
1242
01:16:29.630 --> 01:16:32.510
rap song that you listen to?
1243
01:16:34.390 --> 01:16:36.750
I hate to say it, and I only listen to
1244
01:16:36.770 --> 01:16:41.800
it because my niece loves it. What the fuck the function?
1245
01:16:41.810 --> 01:16:46.260
You know what I'm saying?
1246
01:16:46.819 --> 01:16:49.960
What's the song called? It's Drake, but it's... Is that
1247
01:16:50.000 --> 01:16:54.600
the same song? Is it Kiki? Is it Stacey? Is
1248
01:16:54.720 --> 01:16:59.090
it Boobie? Is it Tina? Is this?
1249
01:16:59.970 --> 01:17:00.789
Yeah, no.
1250
01:17:02.250 --> 01:17:03.789
Or, who's calling my phone?
1251
01:17:03.829 --> 01:17:06.500
Is that the same song? Who's calling my phone? Who's
1252
01:17:06.520 --> 01:17:09.079
calling my phone? My niece loves this song.
1253
01:17:09.119 --> 01:17:15.239
What has music come to? What is happening? I was
1254
01:17:15.279 --> 01:17:17.380
about to put you on, and I was like, oh,
1255
01:17:17.399 --> 01:17:21.819
this is kind of fun, but you appeared and sang it. Beep, boop, beep, boop, beep, beep, beep.
1256
01:17:21.840 --> 01:17:24.619
That's what it sounds like. Yeah. What the fuck, what
1257
01:17:24.680 --> 01:17:29.340
the fuck? Oh, Jesus Christ. What the fuck? Oh, my God.
1258
01:17:29.529 --> 01:17:31.310
Who's calling my phone? Who's calling that shit?
1259
01:17:31.550 --> 01:17:33.649
You know how I joke about how things are nothing
1260
01:17:33.670 --> 01:17:35.930
but hoots and clicks? Like, everything and all that was
1261
01:17:35.949 --> 01:17:37.770
just nothing but hoots and clicks to me.
1262
01:17:37.789 --> 01:17:44.239
Oh, my God.
1263
01:17:44.939 --> 01:17:45.899
Oh, my God.
1264
01:17:46.039 --> 01:17:47.579
I sing it because me and my niece sing it
1265
01:17:47.600 --> 01:17:48.199
to each other.
1266
01:17:51.439 --> 01:17:53.760
No, because I'm about to say my new little favorite
1267
01:17:53.840 --> 01:17:56.840
new song is Gobbity Goo, because that's a fun new song.
1268
01:17:56.859 --> 01:17:57.350
What's Gobbity Goo?
1269
01:17:58.020 --> 01:17:58.869
Hold on, let me look it up.
1270
01:17:58.960 --> 01:17:59.439
I don't know.
1271
01:17:59.460 --> 01:18:00.720
Oh, you're about to play it.
1272
01:18:00.840 --> 01:18:03.359
It's by 2D. It's easier if you play it, because
1273
01:18:03.399 --> 01:18:07.319
otherwise you won't be able to hear me. Let me see. G-O-B-B-I-T-Y.
1274
01:18:07.399 --> 01:18:09.380
Thank you. G-O-O.
1275
01:18:09.460 --> 01:18:12.979
Gobbity. Gobbity Goo by 2D.
1276
01:18:13.720 --> 01:18:16.239
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. It's a fun track. Oh, wait. I mean.
1277
01:18:16.300 --> 01:18:16.899
It's like, yeah.
1278
01:18:17.670 --> 01:18:21.350
Wait okay i like that that's nice i like oh
1279
01:18:21.369 --> 01:18:23.439
yeah i forgot it's a halloween song too okay that's
1280
01:18:23.449 --> 01:18:25.859
cute okay good okay what's that gobbledygook to the list
1281
01:18:25.899 --> 01:18:27.850
um Yeah.
1282
01:18:27.850 --> 01:18:36.930
Oh, and that other.
1283
01:18:34.539 --> 01:18:46.960
One that they're using for the for the sound bite
1284
01:18:47.140 --> 01:18:52.920
the one the uh uh it's fun oh you don't
1285
01:18:52.960 --> 01:19:01.630
like my boom that's fun yeah that's right there's another
1286
01:19:01.729 --> 01:19:03.949
fun one okay let me see if they have it
1287
01:19:03.970 --> 01:19:06.520
on streaming yeah i saw the video and i I
1288
01:19:06.560 --> 01:19:09.199
don't know where she's from. Maybe New Orleans. It looked
1289
01:19:09.229 --> 01:19:12.350
like New Orleans, but I could be wrong. But it's
1290
01:19:12.369 --> 01:19:14.050
a song called Fuck Charles.
1291
01:19:16.189 --> 01:19:18.170
Okay. Let me see.
1292
01:19:18.229 --> 01:19:18.750
Hold on.
1293
01:19:19.470 --> 01:19:35.960
And that is also fun. Yes, that's a fun song.
1294
01:19:36.060 --> 01:19:38.619
So it's called Fuck Charles. She said, fuck Charles. Fuck
1295
01:19:38.640 --> 01:19:40.119
that nigga. Fuck his mom.
1296
01:19:40.359 --> 01:19:42.340
Fuck his daughter. Fuck Charles.
1297
01:19:42.680 --> 01:19:43.479
Fuck everybody.
1298
01:19:43.500 --> 01:19:46.439
Because I don't fuck with that nigga Charles. That's a
1299
01:19:46.460 --> 01:19:54.850
fun song, too. And every Charles has come out the woodworks.
1300
01:19:54.930 --> 01:19:57.430
And I'm like, y'all Charles be up.
1301
01:19:57.369 --> 01:19:58.270
To some bullshit.
1302
01:19:58.409 --> 01:19:58.649
So.
1303
01:20:02.119 --> 01:20:05.520
So, yes, I enjoy that song. That is a fun song.
1304
01:20:06.020 --> 01:20:06.850
Back to the playlist.
1305
01:20:08.970 --> 01:20:10.010
Oh, a banger.
1306
01:20:12.770 --> 01:20:15.220
Never got a final album. That's okay. We got a
1307
01:20:15.300 --> 01:20:17.380
lifetime of tunes. Outkast.
1308
01:20:18.020 --> 01:20:18.420
B.O.B.
1309
01:20:26.920 --> 01:20:27.279
There is.
1310
01:20:27.319 --> 01:20:27.520
There is.
1311
01:20:27.579 --> 01:20:29.079
I feel like there's just a lot of Atlanta just
1312
01:20:29.100 --> 01:20:29.859
screaming on that song.
1313
01:20:29.920 --> 01:20:31.119
It's a very overstimulating song, right?
1314
01:20:31.140 --> 01:20:31.449
Yeah, it is.
1315
01:20:31.460 --> 01:20:33.819
The whole thing is busy from front to back, start
1316
01:20:33.859 --> 01:20:34.800
to finish.
1317
01:20:55.329 --> 01:20:59.569
They come out like a fucking kid.
1318
01:21:00.310 --> 01:21:01.489
International.
1319
01:21:01.590 --> 01:21:05.439
I got to be honest, it's the most Atlanta song ever.
1320
01:21:05.600 --> 01:21:10.079
It might be. It's the most Atlanta song. I'll be
1321
01:21:10.100 --> 01:21:10.699
curious to.
1322
01:21:10.560 --> 01:21:16.449
Hear from ATLians, tried and true, what you all think
1323
01:21:16.569 --> 01:21:20.050
is the most, we should do this, man on the street.
1324
01:21:22.189 --> 01:21:24.369
Oh, yeah, we'd have to ask people because neither of
1325
01:21:24.470 --> 01:21:26.909
us are from Atlanta, but we.
1326
01:21:26.810 --> 01:21:27.569
Should ask people.
1327
01:21:27.630 --> 01:21:31.590
Hold on, let's see if Shari answers. Because I don't
1328
01:21:31.770 --> 01:21:34.979
fuck with that nigga Charles. We're going to ask Shari,
1329
01:21:35.079 --> 01:21:36.739
and we're going to ask Sylvester, and then we're going
1330
01:21:36.760 --> 01:21:39.680
to table this, and we're going to come back, and
1331
01:21:39.699 --> 01:21:41.600
we're going to do a poll from a whole bunch
1332
01:21:41.619 --> 01:21:43.819
of real Atlanta niggas to find out what.
1333
01:21:44.460 --> 01:21:47.229
Sister, say hi.
1334
01:21:47.699 --> 01:21:47.930
Oh, wait.
1335
01:21:50.199 --> 01:21:50.779
It's X-T.
1336
01:21:51.159 --> 01:21:54.659
Oh, I know, because the camera. Anyway, what do you
1337
01:21:54.699 --> 01:21:57.289
think is the most Atlanta song ever?
1338
01:21:59.289 --> 01:22:05.390
RG and Baby B, A-T-L-O. A-T-L-O. R-G-B-B-G-L-A-B-L-A-B-L-A.
1339
01:22:06.350 --> 01:22:06.949
That's what she said.
1340
01:22:06.970 --> 01:22:07.369
Okay.
1341
01:22:07.390 --> 01:22:07.609
Okay.
1342
01:22:08.770 --> 01:22:09.050
Okay.
1343
01:22:09.289 --> 01:22:10.689
Thank you very much. I'll call you later.
1344
01:22:10.729 --> 01:22:13.630
Oh, okay. Okay, bye.
1345
01:22:13.750 --> 01:22:18.659
All right, let's see what Sylvester says.
1346
01:22:19.510 --> 01:22:19.850
And then.
1347
01:22:20.069 --> 01:22:21.750
ATL Ho. Okay.
1348
01:22:21.810 --> 01:22:23.729
Okay, play a snippet of that while I call him.
1349
01:22:35.100 --> 01:22:38.859
These are also two different generations, so that'll be fun too.
1350
01:22:40.640 --> 01:22:46.479
He might be delivering a baby. He's a doula now.
1351
01:22:51.119 --> 01:22:52.939
I know. It fits, though.
1352
01:22:53.020 --> 01:22:53.840
You know Sylvester.
1353
01:22:53.859 --> 01:22:57.300
He might be delivering.
1354
01:22:57.399 --> 01:23:00.270
Or giving a gun class, because he also does that, y'all.
1355
01:23:05.130 --> 01:23:08.409
Anyway, we'll table this discussion, because I'd be curious to
1356
01:23:08.449 --> 01:23:12.529
know what the ATLians think is the most Atlanta song.
1357
01:23:14.489 --> 01:23:17.329
We'll wrap this here shortly. Oh, yeah, we only got
1358
01:23:17.350 --> 01:23:17.729
a couple more.
1359
01:23:20.060 --> 01:23:23.930
The next one is by the wordsmith of the internet,
1360
01:23:24.869 --> 01:23:31.000
Clifford Harris. And that song would be Whatever You Like.
1361
01:23:34.449 --> 01:23:35.069
I don't know.
1362
01:23:35.430 --> 01:23:38.579
Are those children in the background of that song?
1363
01:23:38.680 --> 01:24:02.020
Maybe not. Yeah, no. I don't know.
1364
01:24:02.039 --> 01:24:04.619
I guess you can't have children singing Patron on Ice
1365
01:24:05.479 --> 01:24:06.390
and we can pop by.
1366
01:24:07.050 --> 01:24:10.390
Well, he had Trick Daddy had them kids singing Baby,
1367
01:24:10.430 --> 01:24:11.050
I'm a Thug.
1368
01:24:11.850 --> 01:24:14.829
That's true. That's true.
1369
01:24:15.850 --> 01:24:16.189
Huh.
1370
01:24:18.529 --> 01:24:20.970
You're not wrong. I'm only going to do one.
1371
01:24:21.010 --> 01:24:22.529
I just don't think there's children on there.
1372
01:24:22.789 --> 01:24:26.890
I don't think those are children. So you were wrong playlist.
1373
01:24:27.170 --> 01:24:27.550
Okay.
1374
01:24:28.229 --> 01:24:33.140
The next one. Second to last. I wonder where he
1375
01:24:33.279 --> 01:24:37.050
is now. Where's Jewels? He be around, don't he?
1376
01:24:39.390 --> 01:24:39.949
Is he out?
1377
01:24:40.430 --> 01:24:42.029
Oh, let's see. Yeah, I think he is.
1378
01:24:43.569 --> 01:24:46.710
Actually, we do know that information. Yes. Yes, he is out. Yeah,
1379
01:24:46.750 --> 01:24:47.720
he is. Yes, he is out.
1380
01:24:47.789 --> 01:24:48.090
Yes.
1381
01:24:48.710 --> 01:24:49.029
Anyway.
1382
01:24:52.130 --> 01:24:55.710
The next song by Jewels is Kid Is Back by
1383
01:24:55.729 --> 01:24:56.649
Jewels Santana.
1384
01:24:58.930 --> 01:25:01.949
It's so crazy that he used to be the youth of...
1385
01:25:01.989 --> 01:25:05.439
It's crazy to watch somebody be the baby of the group,
1386
01:25:05.489 --> 01:25:08.300
to watch them go from the baby of the group
1387
01:25:08.560 --> 01:25:09.800
to unk.
1388
01:25:25.109 --> 01:25:30.149
Mm-hmm i listened jewel santana was my end all be
1389
01:25:30.350 --> 01:25:32.939
all yeah he was my my king i even saw
1390
01:25:32.979 --> 01:25:36.960
him in concert solo i used to hang out purposely
1391
01:25:36.979 --> 01:25:40.300
no no no no this is when i was in
1392
01:25:40.539 --> 01:25:42.520
i lived in buffalo and i went my homegirl too
1393
01:25:43.239 --> 01:25:45.800
um but no i used to hang out in harlem
1394
01:25:46.020 --> 01:25:47.899
when i was very very young a lot that's why
1395
01:25:47.920 --> 01:25:49.279
i used to hang out with like the retro kids
1396
01:25:49.380 --> 01:25:54.260
and um just so I could get close, but he
1397
01:25:54.319 --> 01:25:57.560
wasn't really fucking with gays like that. Well, not really.
1398
01:25:57.649 --> 01:25:59.649
He was just kind of like, if you're not from Harlem,
1399
01:25:59.670 --> 01:26:02.350
I don't know you, then that's different. That, that, that tracks.
1400
01:26:02.470 --> 01:26:06.970
That tracks. Yeah. I didn't piece that together until later
1401
01:26:07.109 --> 01:26:09.029
on in life. And I was like, oh, you know,
1402
01:26:09.069 --> 01:26:09.810
he wasn't phobic.
1403
01:26:09.829 --> 01:26:12.869
He was just, or maybe it was, you know, at
1404
01:26:13.149 --> 01:26:14.170
that moment.
1405
01:26:14.210 --> 01:26:15.890
Yeah. Yeah.
1406
01:26:15.970 --> 01:26:18.060
You know, niggas be unevolved.
1407
01:26:18.100 --> 01:26:23.859
Yeah. Yeah. But, uh, Yeah, I was in love with him.
1408
01:26:23.869 --> 01:26:24.930
Niggas be unevolved.
1409
01:26:25.449 --> 01:26:28.850
Okay, so you've been in love with D'Angelo, Jewels, who else?
1410
01:26:29.010 --> 01:26:30.010
I'm so curious.
1411
01:26:31.930 --> 01:26:36.800
Oh, um, not Dwale, I could tell you that.
1412
01:26:36.819 --> 01:26:40.699
You, I feel like, this is, I don't know what you're.
1413
01:26:40.720 --> 01:26:44.319
Oh, Cameron. Oh, Cameron. It was like, yeah, it was
1414
01:26:44.359 --> 01:26:47.060
Jewels or Cameron. Cameron, Cameron first.
1415
01:26:47.399 --> 01:26:48.199
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
1416
01:26:48.949 --> 01:26:54.359
I too have always, you know, that's a, Big Daddy.
1417
01:26:55.380 --> 01:26:58.399
K. I should have known then, but I was a child.
1418
01:26:58.460 --> 01:27:02.850
I couldn't put two and two together. Same thing with Rakim.
1419
01:27:02.869 --> 01:27:06.329
Rakim is handsome.
1420
01:27:07.029 --> 01:27:11.869
You're right. Who else was I into growing up at
1421
01:27:11.909 --> 01:27:16.840
that time? Duro.
1422
01:27:18.359 --> 01:27:19.359
Ice cream paint job?
1423
01:27:20.199 --> 01:27:29.680
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, buddy. Yeah. Oh, I love your rage. Yeah,
1424
01:27:30.060 --> 01:27:38.340
and then... Oh, yeah, I was really... The only reason
1425
01:27:38.359 --> 01:27:40.220
why I was into the diplomats for real, for real,
1426
01:27:40.239 --> 01:27:43.720
was because of Cameron. I'm thinking about this now, because
1427
01:27:43.859 --> 01:27:45.800
I was into Cameron Giles. Yeah.
1428
01:27:45.819 --> 01:27:45.899
Yeah.
1429
01:27:46.279 --> 01:27:49.050
That was my... It was the charisma.
1430
01:27:49.090 --> 01:27:51.109
It was the character. You know what I mean?
1431
01:27:51.250 --> 01:27:53.789
Yeah, and he's a very handsome man.
1432
01:27:53.829 --> 01:27:54.170
Yeah, Mr.
1433
01:27:54.250 --> 01:27:55.289
Jones is handsome.
1434
01:27:55.590 --> 01:27:57.609
But it's one of those niggas, you know, where they
1435
01:27:57.649 --> 01:28:01.140
talk about the ha-ha, that nigga will laugh your drawers off.
1436
01:28:01.619 --> 01:28:02.600
It's that type of shit.
1437
01:28:02.720 --> 01:28:04.579
Yeah, that's what it was.
1438
01:28:04.680 --> 01:28:06.779
And then the toxicity of liking an asshole.
1439
01:28:07.420 --> 01:28:08.699
Because that's a conversation.
1440
01:28:10.220 --> 01:28:11.890
Yeah. Thank God I'm healed from that.
1441
01:28:11.939 --> 01:28:13.189
Oh my God, grown up.
1442
01:28:13.430 --> 01:28:17.130
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
1443
01:28:17.210 --> 01:28:18.750
Grown the fuck up.
1444
01:28:20.090 --> 01:28:20.369
Yeah.
1445
01:28:20.550 --> 01:28:23.029
But I was always some hood nigga's weird girlfriend, though,
1446
01:28:23.069 --> 01:28:26.399
if I'm going to be honest with you. Like, you know,
1447
01:28:26.479 --> 01:28:29.260
I ain't never played, but I always been.
1448
01:28:29.119 --> 01:28:29.859
A little wonky.
1449
01:28:30.000 --> 01:28:31.979
So, you know, it would be a little different.
1450
01:28:32.020 --> 01:28:36.930
It would be like, oh, okay. I know, man. I know.
1451
01:28:37.010 --> 01:28:42.140
I already know. I already know. Yeah. Always got along
1452
01:28:42.180 --> 01:28:44.520
with a mother. Always was just like a little offbeat.
1453
01:28:46.189 --> 01:28:54.930
Yeah, same. Same. Yeah. Same. Yeah. Oh, Lloyd Banks and
1454
01:28:54.970 --> 01:28:59.449
the other one, Tony. Everybody but 50 said.
1455
01:29:01.310 --> 01:29:03.300
Lloyd did not do it for me ever.
1456
01:29:05.460 --> 01:29:08.199
Yeah. I could see why you would say that.
1457
01:29:08.260 --> 01:29:10.560
Yeah, he never did. Did anybody in.
1458
01:29:10.560 --> 01:29:16.279
50 not so much for me. The game at what
1459
01:29:16.300 --> 01:29:19.510
point until he started opening his mouth and stuff. I
1460
01:29:19.550 --> 01:29:24.010
don't think... It was the other one, the chocolate one.
1461
01:29:24.020 --> 01:29:25.840
Oh, I'm lying. I'm lying.
1462
01:29:25.859 --> 01:29:27.939
Who are you talking about? Yeah, yeah.
1463
01:29:27.960 --> 01:29:28.560
Young Buck.
1464
01:29:28.600 --> 01:29:30.840
Not Tony, yeah, yeah. Young Buck.
1465
01:29:31.000 --> 01:29:32.119
I did have a Young Buck.
1466
01:29:32.359 --> 01:29:35.359
And looking back, maybe Young Buck wasn't the most proper
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name for him. No. No.
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There was always like some.
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There were always crushes that I just... Like my girlfriends
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would have and I just couldn't quite understand them. Like Mase,
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01:29:50.359 --> 01:29:51.920
who is my last song, by the way.
1472
01:29:51.979 --> 01:29:54.720
Welcome back. But I had a lot of girls, like
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a lot of girlfriends who were like, I love Mase.
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01:29:57.640 --> 01:30:01.819
Mase is so cute. And I'm like, yeah.
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Give me Busta Rhymes. Right.
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01:30:03.840 --> 01:30:08.529
I was like, what about Ghostface? They'd be like, bitch,
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01:30:08.569 --> 01:30:11.680
get out of here, you criminal. Like....
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01:30:14.310 --> 01:30:16.560
As long as you didn't say Raekwon, I would have
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felt like, okay.
1480
01:30:17.659 --> 01:30:20.979
No, Raekwon wasn't there for me. It was Meth and Ghostface.
1481
01:30:21.399 --> 01:30:22.579
If we're going to go Wu-Tang.
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01:30:22.600 --> 01:30:24.609
Meth, Ghostface, and.
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01:30:26.220 --> 01:30:33.449
You got it. No, one of the Izzas is cuter
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than the other one. What's the most popular one? That's RZA.
1485
01:30:39.810 --> 01:30:44.029
Then GZA is the cute one. Okay. I think. I
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have to go look.
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I'm going to be honest.
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I can find.
1489
01:30:48.279 --> 01:30:50.500
Nah, that's not true. I was going to say, I can.
1490
01:30:50.619 --> 01:30:52.500
I can find a lot of niggas attractive.
1491
01:30:52.579 --> 01:30:56.079
Yeah, especially black men. I love black men as a range.
1492
01:30:56.460 --> 01:30:59.319
You know what I'm saying? Black people in general, let's
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be clear.
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01:31:00.000 --> 01:31:03.979
But we're just a beautiful people across the board. But
1495
01:31:04.439 --> 01:31:06.600
there got to be some real specific things going on
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01:31:06.619 --> 01:31:07.979
for me to be like, nah, I'm cool with.
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01:31:09.750 --> 01:31:12.550
Like, yeah, same. Like, I was never into Genuine.
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01:31:12.789 --> 01:31:13.109
Never.
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01:31:13.130 --> 01:31:14.569
Like, I've never been into that.
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01:31:14.630 --> 01:31:17.010
Like, Betty Boop looking nigga type of thing.
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Like, you know what I mean?
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01:31:20.409 --> 01:31:24.180
Genuine doing a Boop Boopy Doop? It's crazy.
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01:31:24.979 --> 01:31:27.859
But you know those type of niggas, right? They give
1504
01:31:28.100 --> 01:31:31.859
Betty Boop them ultra pretty niggas. Like, it's just pretty
1505
01:31:31.899 --> 01:31:33.779
and light. It's just not for your girl. You know
1506
01:31:33.800 --> 01:31:34.279
what I mean?
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01:31:34.560 --> 01:31:37.020
I think next year I'm going to dress up for Halloween.
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01:31:37.140 --> 01:31:40.899
I never do. Okay, is what?
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I might be genuine.
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Thank you for listening to today's episode. We hope you
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have a wonderful and safe Halloween. Fill out those ballots
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and get them in. And we'll see you all next time. Bye.
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Yes, we're moving on now.